Previously on "Below Deck..."
Laura Kutryb has won several pageants,
recently crowned Miss Classic Universe.
For this charter is all about being a queen.
Day two, primary requests a beach queen Olympics.
I grew up very religious.
South Africa is a very conservative country.
I think my biggest fear is being judged by my parents
and coming out to them makes me nervous.
My stomach churns every time I think about it.
You know, Tyler's down there working.
Captain, I'm sorry.
I didn't even realize he was still working.
I thought we had all finished.
It's not even that.
I don't want you to think that we don't help out.
My question, stop talking.
Because there's a way to talk to a captain.
And right now, the way you're talking to me is not okay.
The fish stinks at the head.
And right now, you're that head.
Alissa, can you please come to the bridge?
Yesterday was the straw for me.
You're insubordination and lack of respect is insurmountable.
Alissa, when you said yes, Sandy, I mean Captain,
that was the [bleep] you in my face.
That communication style has to change.
All right, Sandy, Captain Sandy.
No matter what job you work in,
respect for hierarchy is a must.
I'm letting you go.
Ross, I need you to escort her off the boat.
You can leave now.
Thank you.
That is so funny. Oh, my God.
Can I have my suitcase?
Okay.
Fraser, Haley, Tyler, meet me in the Sky Lounge?
Copy.
It never feels good to fire a crew member.
You're ending their income.
As a captain, I have to make the hard decisions
and I have to live with them.
That was short and sweet.
- What? - Yeah.
- What happened? - What?
Yeah. For literally nothing.
I mean, I can't even be upset about it
because I really didn't do anything.
- That's----ing... - Come on.
It can be a little awkward
and there's also the fact that Alissa and I
have had a bit of history.
But I trust in the captain
so, unfortunately, she has to go.
- Radio? - Thank you.
Have a seat.
I just let Alissa go. It's about a respect.
Your personal opinion is your opinion
but you have to respect the hierarchy and the position.
Every one of you have always done that.
This is like quite a dictatorship
that's going on here.
I don't like malicious gossip.
It starts to infect the vessel and I guarantee you
you will have lighter steps.
You won't have that chatter and I know together
you will kill this charter.
Let's smash this out and we got this.
- Thank you. - Thank you, captain.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Can we just have a two-minute chat together?
Yeah. Of course.
What's going on? I have no idea what's going on.
I'm in the cooler and all of a sudden
I hear all this stuff.
I hear running and I'm like, what's happening?
Oh, I have not a clue.
At least I get to go home.
Two hands down is a lot.
We've got a two-day trip.
Let's make sure that someone's always with the guests
and everything we do, we go and check over it.
My second has gone.
Yes, there was attitude,
but equally she was great at her job.
So I am worried that we've got a charter in a matter of hours,
but I feel like Captain Sandy
has given me a second chance here.
Let's use this opportunity to turn this whole thing around.
- We have to, guys. - Yeah, we have to.
I'm better than this. I can do better.
I can be better.
- What? - This is not a joke, is it?
Uh, the suitcase can go.
Okay.
Good riddance, honestly.
Okay. My work here is done.
I do feel like I'm a scapegoat.
I'm the only person that had the balls to speak up
and defend our team besides Fraser.
Jesus Christ.
And it's impossible to replace Fraser,
so she had to get the next best thing, and that's me.
I'm not dying. I'm just leaving.
Catch you later.
Rachel, Rachel. Can you please come to the bridge?
That was Alissa?
What'd she say?
I think she said, "good job, guys."
Aww.
Fraser just means so much to me.
I feel way more confident being a stewardess,
and it's really due to him.
I'm sorry I had to leave.
I'm sorry, too.
It was really, really nice to say goodbye to him.
Good luck.
Kill this charter.
I feel like I'm leaving with a full heart, tired feet,
and a really job well done.
I just fired Alissa, which I think you know.
I heard.
The insubordination for her and the lack of respect
for my position is intolerable.
Thank you for letting me know.
It has been building multiple times.
We are going to do this, and it's going to be a lighter boat.
And to me, three people can do this.
I think it's probably going to be the best one we've had.
I think so, too.
Captain, if you have two minutes,
can I meet you somewhere, please?
Lovely.
Hi. I'm going to tell you both, whatever you guys need,
- the interior. - Oh, bless you.
- I got you. - You're a good egg.
My----ing chef. Thank you.
I'm going to work my ass off because I want to impress you,
and I want to be the best stew I can be.
First of all, let me say, you got an amazing team.
- Thank you. - I know.
I'm telling you,
but it's a lot, Fraser, to hear the chatter and to carry it.
But you have reset, which I really appreciate.
Thank you.
Your ability to compose yourself is exceptional.
I admire that.
Thank you.
I know somewhere in Fraser,
he wants to be the best of the best.
Thanks.
People deserve a chance to reset.
I believe in him, and I know he can do this.
Well, that went well.
Just remember, there's a closet in here too.
Yeah.
And then just go around and make sure
everything's looking pretty.
[phone rings]
- Hey. - Hey.
So, Alissa got let go.
She did?
They let go of the wrong chick at the start.
I've been vindicated.
I was always seeing her,
you know, be, for lack of a better term, awful.
And she's shown her face.
I'm satisfied that people got to see what I saw.
#justiceforCamille.
Good riddance. That's all I have.
Yeah, yeah.
I love that about you.
I miss you.
I miss you too.
Are you excited for the D.R.?
And just make out all day.
Oh, I'm feeling it all for Camille right now.
I'm head over heels for this girl,
whether I'm going to admit it or not.
I'll get some info back to you
and we can get this trip sorted, hey?
Yeah, let me know.
She's got me hook, line, and sinker, baby.
- I can't wait to see your ----ing cute face soon.
All decks are good. Let's shower and change, hey?
- Let's go.
- Group shower. - Yeah.
All crew, all crew.
Meet in the main salon pre-charter meeting.
- Copy. - All right, meeting time.
Meeting time.
My whole arse is out right now.
It's really warm in here, isn't it?
- It's really hot. - Yes.
All right, so charter number seven, we're almost there.
Obviously, we had to change.
This is part of yachting.
We're going to shoulder this. I'm going to support you.
So let's go tackle this.
- Yeah, guys. - Team, yes.
I just use this concrete line pretty much straight.
Can we both be on getting snacks out?
- [whistles] - Sup, babes?
Darling. Can we spray them?
Yes.
Can we try to do a bit more of a tighter roll?
All crew, all crew to the aft deck.
Copy.
Here we go.
- All right, queenies. - Papa John in the house.
Woo!
Oh, dear. Look at this.
Oh, they've come dressed with their pageants.
Oh, my God.
You're kidding.
It's so beautiful.
- Guys, are we ready for this? - No.
- Get ready. - The queen is on board.
Coming up...
[shouting]
- A fattiness of that ----ing sausage.
Don't think that Boat Mama ain't gonna see that.
Boy, get your nuts out of my face.
Girl, you love my nuts in your face.
Previously on "Below Deck..."
It's so beautiful.
- Guys, are we ready for this? - No.
Get ready.
- That's confidence, right? - The queen is on board.
- Hi, welcome aboard. - I'm Laura.
- Nice to meet you. - Fraser, nice to meet you.
- Hello. - Lovely to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. - Please have a towel.
Thank you.
- John, nice to meet you. - Welcome aboard.
Good thing we got a good pedicure.
Absolutely.
Welcome aboard.
Fraser is going to show you around the vessel,
and then we're going to haul our anchor and take off.
All right.
Cheers to the queen.
- Cheers to the queen. - But not me.
We never had three carts.
This is the world record breaker.
Welcome.
You all look unbelievable, I must say.
- So do you. - Thank you very much.
- He's hot, huh? - I'm sweating a little bit.
I need you to behave, okay?
I'm going to be very quiet this charter.
That's fine.
I've got multiple dietary restrictions.
Yeah, I get that. You need to be concentrated.
This is our sundeck.
Beautiful.
Do you get to go in there with us?
Sadly not. No.
Oh, God, look what's happened here.
The twins have come out to play.
Moving into here, this is our primary suite.
This is so beautiful.
- It really is. - It's really beautiful.
Okay, let's see where the princesses will be staying.
Oh, this is too cute.
My only concern is that I make this divine and spectacular.
Oh, that. Yeah, absolutely.
Okay.
I've been single for a while.
You know, three years or so.
You guys need to room together.
We're going to put you in a corner.
Right? We're the naughty ones.
I'm not going to say never to a guest
because they're chartering a super yacht.
But in this scenario, it's going to have to be a no.
But thank you.
You're lovely.
And let's get up to the bar. You can get drinks and snacks.
- Okay. - Lovely.
- All right. - All right.
Deck crew, as soon as the luggage is loaded,
we can get ready to depart.
Copy. The luggage is on board.
So have you guys been in, like, beauty pageants and...
- These are queens. - These are queens.
These are queens. Yes.
- I won in Vegas. - Okay.
20 and over. No, 40 and over.
I love that. I love that.
You guys can let these lines go all at once.
Line off. Go. Take it off.
Yeah, line off.
There we go. Thank you.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yo.
Whoo.
Thank you, dude.
Captain, all lines on board on the bow.
Starboard course. 14 feet and opening.
Are we moving? We're moving?
We should go watch.
Stand clear of the T-Doc. Stand clear of the T-Doc.
Thank you. Nice work. Nice work.
Oh, my goodness.
- We're leaving. - Bye.
- Hello. - Hello.
All right. Let's change.
What glass is he looking for?
Um, the bigger ones than this,
with the ribs all the way up.
Sh--, I don't know where Alissa's put them.
Yep. This is her area.
Quietly freaking out about being a stew down.
Alissa was more on service.
You know, that was her bar, basically.
Know how to consume alcohol very well,
but putting it together,
I'm feeling a little bit, a little bit concerned,
to say the least.
Thrown in the deep end.
Yeah, it's normal, isn't it?
Okay, it's looking good.
You ready?
Anchor down, anchor down.
- Ooh. - That's perfect.
- Thanks, man. Appreciate it. - Sure.
Cap, that's three in the water.
- Great. - Hello.
Hi.
I made a menu for lunch today.
It's freshly herb-encrusted salmon
and the oven-roasted chicken breast.
Nice.
Low sodium.
I understand about the anti-inflammatory diet
because I'm actually on that myself.
Oh. Nice.
And then would you like a 2:30, 2:45 lunch?
So you can just enjoy the boat and then go on to there.
Sounds good.
Hey, girl, hey.
Oh, okay.
[laughing]
Hey!
This old thing?
I love it.
His dick is, you know, wrapped in a small speedo
and fattiness of that----ing sausage,
don't think that Boat Mama ain't gonna see that.
- She came to the party. - Woo-hoo!
Please let me know if you need anything at all.
I need food.
What can I get you?
- Just a turkey club sandwich. - Okay, then.
- Yeah, that's better. - There you go.
Rachel, is it possible to have a turkey club sandwich?
Who was it? I need to know who.
Laquish. Laquish. This lady here.
My meal's 30 minutes,
but can you make me another snack before my meal?
That's just gonna [bleep] your meal up.
So I have to make a turkey sandwich, which is fine.
I hope you choke on that.
It may or may not be my labia.
No, kidding.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Boy, get your nuts on my face.
Girl, you love my nuts on your face.
Did you need that pump from upstairs, Tony?
I think so.
All right, I'll go grab.
Start with the black one,
and I'll go grab the green one.
Hi. I also have some turkey clubs here.
Ooh.
Well, it's enough, you guys,
we're about to have lunch in a way,
but I guess I'll take a bite.
Are we supposed to have lunch right now or something,
because we're all sitting here?
I know.
Lunch is coming out in a minute.
But they said 2:30.
I'm ready for the jetskis after this,
but I would love to eat.
It's taking so long.
How are we looking on bread?
I'm doing it right now.
Great.
What time is it? I thought...
You just had your turkey sandwich. Calm down.
Calm down over there.
Wait, let me bring this out of the sun
the rest of your sandwich.
We're supposed to eat, and it's taking forever.
You ordered this, girl.
And if you're hungry, you can have a little bitey bite.
I'm waiting for the big lunch. Where's the lunch?
No, no, no. No, ma'am.
- Damn, that club sandwich ----ed me.
Laquish is asking for a turkey sub,
which she doesn't touch.
It's annoying.
Lunch!
Calm down. Calm the [bleep] down.
Lunch!
It's so beautiful.
Lunch!
[sighs]
Okay, well, we're ready when you are.
We're actually getting ready to start plating right now.
Here's John.
Okay, so let's see what we miss.
- I'm gonna compete. - With what?
Next year, Queen Mother pageant.
- Oh, are you? - I'm gonna do next year.
And somebody's having surgery in Brazil.
Whoever's having surgery in Brazil, set me up.
I'm gonna get the Brazilian butt lift with you.
She had it. Look at her butt. It's awesome.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Okay, guys,
I'm going to start with strawberry and mint salad.
This is not sustainable.
Which one is?
- So that's the mustard one. - Yeah.
That's gonna be the diet one.
It's a bit crazy,
but I have to do everything in my power
to impress the captain.
So I've got a lot of work to do,
but I'm adamant that I'll get it done.
Thank you, Cheffy.
- Can I serve you some salad? - Please.
The vinaigrette is so good.
Why don't you wear a hat, bro?
I keep thinking your name's David, because...
- It's on your shirt. - Yeah.
I'd rather you call me Saint than David.
I'll call you whatever you want me to call you.
What's the plan now? What are we gonna do?
Jetski.
- I love it. - Woo!
- Check this out! - Hey!
I want to go for a jetski ride. Someone needs to take me.
- Let's go. - Have fun.
Woo-hoo!
- Woo-hoo! - Woo!
Mocktail, darling, there we go.
[shouting]
No!
Um... Thanks.
Hey!
Oh!
That was like a rough fall, too.
This is all I need.
I have your lashes!
- We could have dinner upstairs - Yeah.
And then I'll bring everyone down
- from the outside. - And they can sit over there.
They'll sit here.
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'm so excited. Brilliant. - Perfect.
I went ahead and booked a flight to the...
- Mm-hmm. - Republic.
Do you and Ross want to come?
I'll let you guys have your time alone.
Yeah.
I don't even know how to have that, like conversation.
Like, what's your plan?
We're across the world from each other.
You can't have a relationship with someone
across the world.
He's been a lot more respectful and that's sweet.
- Yeah, I know. - So, okay.
Nor do I think I can handle Ross in a relationship
what-so-damn-ever.
We'll see how it all plays out.
All crew, all crew. Can you get into your blacks, please?
- It's too tight. - It's too tight.
If it doesn't need three of us to get zipped up,
we're doing it wrong.
Gold it is. Whoops!
It feels good.
Here we go.
Rachel, Rachel, Fraser.
The guests have started moving towards the table now.
Copy, thank you.
She's in the zone. She's in the zone.
So this is a low sodium dinner,
because there actually is quite a few
on the preference sheets are low sodium and gluten-free.
- Oh, my gosh. - Just came out of the oven.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to actually have to really
mentally apply myself,
because they all have dietary requirements
and differences between each person.
Maria Claudia.
And then Susan.
Actually anti-inflammatory.
Bread is very hard to come by,
because I don't eat cane sugar and corn
and all that.
You guys are the queen tonight.
There's a lot of big events coming up for you guys.
Oh, yeah.
- We're going to Brazil. - Oh.
We're going to go gown shopping.
Oh, for your competition in the pageant?
- Nice. - Yes. Yes.
Oh, it's awesome.
My friend that's watching my son just sent me this cute picture.
- Oh, he's so cute. - Aw.
Beautiful.
I have two, but that's one of them.
You're a boy mom. I'm a boy mom.
I have four.
I come from a boy mom.
But I actually had a daughter.
I was married, and we had a daughter in 2016.
My wife came home one day
and told me that she wasn't my biological daughter
and that she had had an affair with her boss.
I don't blame her for anything.
Everything happens for a reason.
I wouldn't be sitting here in a gown with you guys
if this didn't happen to my life.
They wanted me to still be a part of her life.
Now, instead of being dad,
they call me Papa John
because I deliver the goods and the flavor.
This is Colleen's exactly the way she wants it.
And then the rest are coming right this second.
All right, hello.
First course is a soup
that is done with roasted butternut squash.
And then for you, Colleen, a warm sautÃ©ed salad.
Thank you. Enjoy.
Thank you so much.
Wow, this tastes incredible.
You bring it over. You can get a good line.
And that's perfect.
That's Andrea's, right?
Yes, sir.
All right, darling.
It looks really good.
Yeah.
Captain Sandy's definitely isn't the greatest stew.
Do we clean this up?
Um, we don't like to touch people's stuff.
But I appreciate the fact
that she's trying to make things better.
Oh, my God. I hope they're all not like this.
For your chicken course,
you have a roulade done with an Arab pesto.
- And you have salmon. - Looks delicious.
Thank you so much, chef.
She is amazing.
Seven star, baby.
Mm-hmm.
- This is one cabin in towels. - Really?
So what's going on tonight?
We got a night.
A night.
I'm doing a costume change.
I'm changing.
I'm going to have to go to therapy, I think.
This is the last time I'm wearing a gown on this boat.
Rachel, the dessert they would like to do
with the drag show at 11.
She's happy with that. It'll be ready by then.
All, crew, can we please come to the bar
if we have a spare moment?
Thank you, Tony. Sleep good.
We have special treats for you.
You look like Lady Gaga.
I'm all for a bit of dressing up, a bit of role play.
Technically, not so much in the workplace.
I'm certainly not doing it for money,
but I'm all for a bit of fun.
Perfect.
Hello, John.
Yeah?
- We are ready when you are. - All right.
Do you want to introduce me as Trossie Twatts?
Where's the music?
Ladies, for your entertainment this evening,
may I introduce you to Trossie Twatts.
[cheering]
[shouting, laughing]
Every queer person has gone through something hard,
and I know John hasn't had an easy life.
Growing up, I went to a private Methodist high school.
The environment was very homophobic,
so to see how just unapologetically himself he is,
it just helps me, like,
build up that courage to come out to my parents.
[cheering]
You have to be happy being you.
It doesn't really matter what other people think
at the end of the day.
At least try to convince myself of that.
[cheering]
These two.
Oh my God, that was so cool.
Coming up...
So I'm going to need another turkey sandwich tonight.
Yeah.
Wrap it up and put it in my room.
There's always one, isn't there?
---ing hell.
Thank you guys.
That was awesome.
Thanks for tonight.
- Yeah, thank you. - Great day.
- Thank you both. - Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Let's take all this makeup off.
That's everybody in bed, right?
Yeah, everyone's down, I think.
Thank God.
What have you got left to do?
- Everything. - Oh!
What the [bleep] is going on?
Yeah.
And tomorrow, if we have steak,
I will like some 24 karat on the steak.
Oh, what a good idea.
The problem with this woman
is that she doesn't actually want a turkey sandwich.
She doesn't even want to eat.
She's just going out of her way to ask for more.
But there's always one, isn't there?
Okay.
[bleep].
Yes!
Rachel, I'm so sorry to come to you with this.
You know how later he wanted that turkey sub earlier?
She wants a turkey sub in her cabin tonight.
[bleep]. I'm tired.
All right.
Doesn't that look like the most delicious sandwich
you've ever did, see?
It's bedtime for me.
I can't sleep down here in my state room.
I'm sorry. It's creepy.
It's okay.
It's too tight, too close.
Oh, gosh.
I'm going to go look now. Yeah.
Okay.
Laquish is acting like such a little brat.
She's supposed to be this beauty queen with,
like, prim and proper and all poise.
It's actually not a sheet. It's a duvet cover.
It's fine.
But we can tuck it under the pillow and, um...
Can you turn the lights off?
Yeah.
I really thought that she'd have, like,
a little bit more class.
Clearly not true.
Ah, stunning.
[snoring]
So today is windy.
Good morning. Yes, windy.
Good morning.
Can you go by tender and just check out the beach?
I think that'll be a no-go.
But I just want to be able to tell the client
we definitely checked it out.
This morning, the guests want to do a beach picnic.
I have concerns because it's, like, 35 knots of wind.
The seas are really bad.
As a captain, you always want to meet the guest's requirements.
But sometimes you have to manage their expectations.
They'll ask for the moon.
We can't deliver that.
Is that a nice beach?
No.
This space here is hideous.
Oh, damn. I hate it.
So we need to go to the other beach.
Oh, you guys are going to do some boxing.
We're going to try.
I'm just going to be here. I'm going to help you.
There we go.
We have an angry woman in the house.
Rain out, rain out.
Where did the rain come from?
All right, anybody want to dig into the fruit?
Yes.
Rachel, Fraser.
Looks like the guests are sitting at the table.
Copy.
I think that one you can pump up via our normal pump.
If you know how to do it, you go for it.
So we're doing the huevos rancheros.
We'd like to just go with the specials.
Or is there anything else in particular?
I think I want an omelette.
You want an omelette?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really windy around there.
This is one of the calmer beaches I found,
but it's just surging so far up.
And that alternative is to go by car to the other beach.
That turned into a nightmare, didn't it?
Yep.
Yeah it did.
You asked for a sandwich. You got that.
You asked for a Sprite. You got that.
I don't know why we can't get the steak.
Oh, boom. He's that girl.
You got this.
Oh, yeah. There you go.
Smarter rather than harder. I love it.
I had a request from Laquish for a 24-karat gold steak.
There's this new fad that's going around
where people are doing,
like, Delmonico bone-in rib-eyes
with encrusted 24-carat gold,
as if it's a good idea to eat that much gold.
Tell her that Chef brought that with her own 24-karat gold pack.
Okay.
It's like if you took a turd, right?
And you just wrapped it in gold foil.
It's like a Faberge egg, you know,
presented to your friends.
That's what it would look like, I think.
Literally decadent sh--.
Is this a test this morning?
- I don't know what's going on. - I think it might be.
Have you thought about how your beach Olympics is going to go?
We can do those games here on the sundeck.
I'll say that you've mentioned this.
Perfect.
Wow, look at that.
Trip home.
Look at this.
Thank you.
Beautiful.
Insane.
Okay, thank you.
Oh, look, my daughter's calling me for money.
What's up?
You need money!
Girl, I had you on speaker.
I told everybody my daughter's calling me for money.
Oh, you're telling her business.
- Fraser. - Yes.
Your favorite beach
with the horses and the hypodermic needles.
Oh, yeah.
I've got very bad memories from that.
Katie's saying we should just do it on board,
but I know that we're going to want to do a beach thing.
To be honest, if they were to know truly
how I feel about that beach,
they wouldn't want to go at all.
We've got a beach that I know is horrific.
We've got a preference sheet which clearly states
that our guests want a beach Olympics.
Day two, primary requests a beach queen Olympics.
As Yachties, we don't say no.
But on a day like today,
I feel like we can provide a hell of a lot more entertainment
and luxury on board than we can off.
Thanks for that info.
Captain, Captain, do you have a second?
Meet me on the bridge.
Not the rain.
I'd like to speak to the guests about today.
Okay.
I'd much rather, we do everything we can on board
then take them somewhere,
knowing that the beach might not be to their liking...
If they really want to do a beach, then we'll just do it.
But I'm going to warn them.
Great.
- I think they'll be all right. - That's great.
- I'll keep you posted, Captain. - Thanks.
- Hello. - Hi.
What does the weather dictate?
There is forecasted rain.
There is forecasted heavy winds.
And there is forecasted a bit of patchy sun.
- Now. - Oh, all good news.
We have one option.
- Yeah. - One?
The location we have, we've been to numerous times this season,
and I'm definitely not the only one
in thinking that we have seen far nicer beaches, am I right?
Yes.
Everything is doable here.
We can set up the games and
do games on the different, you know,
bridges, which I think would be awesome.
I personally think that that's going to be the safest option,
but of course this is your trip.
And if you'd like us to do anything on the beach,
we can do that.
I don't know about that.
Oh, gosh.
All right. What do you guys want to do?
Um...
Oh, gosh.
Coming up...
Captain Lee, it's good to hear from you.
I just spoke with my doctor.
I've got some important news.
Thank you guys.
What does the weather dictate?
That's that storm over there.
We can do games on the different bridges.
Sounds so weird.
I personally think that that's going to be the safest option.
What do you guys want to do?
Oh, gosh.
Can we, like, have some of your crew...
Yeah.
Be part of our teams?
Absolutely. I don't see why not.
Oh, yes, baby.
- Okay. - Beautiful.
Yeah.
Let's do it, you guys.
Let's go chill.
Did he show you the steak?
Oh, I've seen them before, yeah.
- Aren't they cool? - Yeah.
You want glitter sh--, I'll give you glitter sh-- for days.
- I got it. - Yay.
Ross, are you free to meet myself and Captain?
I am.
I've convinced the guests that it's not a good idea,
but if you could do the Olympics,
that would take a lot of pressure off my hands
because their cabins are the worst we've seen this season.
- Really? - They are.
I went in there.
Rar.
- Excellent. Yep. - Thank you, Ross.
Thank you.
As quickly as you can,
'cause in, like, minutes this will be happening
and we'll be running around going,
what are we doing?
Can we do cabins now?
- Yeah, I can go back down. - Alrighty.
Are you guys ready?
Is it time?
Oh, snap.
- What are we doing? - It's a team event.
Teams of two.
First one is the Katie Special.
Three-legged race.
Okay.
Draw me like your French girls.
Oh, my God.
And then dive style.
- Into the water. - Off the boat?
I'm out, I'm out.
I can't swim. I'm not getting any water.
You can think of your teams and your team names.
Pick your partner.
Oh, my God. What's going on?
Hello.
Will you be my partner?
- We're together. - Me?
- Yeah. - Yes.
- Okay. - Let's do it.
We're Miami Queens.
I think it's a hot pink speedo.
Hi, yes.
We're team Two in the Pink.
[laughing]
Holy sh--.
These guests remind me of that creature
in Sesame Street that lives in a bin.
Please just put your wigs away.
[laughing]
- That's awesome. - Yeah.
Okay. So what are the team names?
Two in the Pink.
Miami Queens.
- Nauti by nature. - Nauti by nature.
Like nautical.
- Boat babes. - Boat babes.
Okay.
One more. Who's the last team?
Queen Beeches.
- Okay. - This is great.
Draw me like your French girls.
Two minutes, one of you is going to pose
and your partner is going to draw you on the whiteboard.
Starting now.
She's trying to be like me yesterday.
All right, I got to take a picture of that.
Ross.
This is great.
What's going on?
What you mean this is normal charter activities, isn't it?
Ben does seem to enjoy wearing a speedo.
And I support it.
I might be rooming with him tonight.
It means I don't have to.
All right, what do we got?
I'll write the names down,
you guys tell me your favorite one.
Queen Beeches.
Boat Babes.
- Queen Beeches. - Queen Bs.
Queen Bs.
The Boat Babes have a vote of one
and the Queen Beeches had four.
The winner is...
Hey!
Okay, the next one is three-legged race
and that's up on the sundeck.
Everyone up to the top.
Hi, love. Last night looked amazing.
Thank you.
- And the cabina is done. - Yeah.
I think Captain was right. I feel really light.
Do you feel less tension?
I'm really calm, yeah.
I feel really good.
- What the [bleep]? - I know.
Maybe Captain is the Oracle?
I can't lie. Definitely feel lighter.
And I think that Captain is helping lift the weights
that I might not know I'm carrying.
And I think Alissa is one of those.
So I appreciate that.
Captain's the crew whisperer.
And I guess we have Captain to thank for that.
Yeah, well, she brought me on. Of course she is.
Yeah.
We'll start here and we'll end here.
All the way.
Are we ready?
Go!
They might have jumped a gun there.
I'm not sure.
One, two, one, two.
[shouting]
Ah!
All right. 55 seconds. 22.
Two in the pink. 35:67.
Yes. We did good.
Annihilating the time so far.
- 22 seconds. - [cheering]
And 70.
Are you guys ready for a winner team?
Go.
- This is not good. - One, two. One, two.
Oh!
[laughing]
Yes, we're looking good here.
And they're coming in.
Stop.
Yeah.
Even with the fall, 33:45.
Oh, no.
We made it.
With a time of 59 seconds.
Taking a whole minute?
One minute. I quit.
We're doing a running tally?
Yeah. You guys find out where we are.
- Can I go to laundry? - Yes.
This is going to be on style, elegance.
You could jump from anywhere off here
or if you want to jump off decks.
Oh, it's windy.
Oh, my God. I got to hold on to my hair.
It's like high.
One, two, three.
Woo!
Oh, my gosh. That was awesome.
[screams]
Whoa!
Very nice.
There was lots of stylish jumping.
I have spoken to the judge.
The Miami Queens scored highest with the double jump.
- We won! - Yeah, we did.
Hell yeah!
Deck Team's done a great job of entertaining these guests.
Katie, she's hanging out with the primary.
They got a connection.
I'm also enjoying her neon, slim fitting bikini.
She looks great.
I'm trying to get work done, but it's hard.
It's all... Yep.
- Lunch time. - Oh, God.
Thank you for all coming to the first official
Yacht Queen Olympics.
And number one is the Miami Queens.
Yeah!
Thank you, guys. We appreciate that.
- Awesome. - Thank you.
Awesome, man.
Don't think we'll actually be able to get a break today.
That's fine.
But sit down if you need to.
Go take a long sh-- if you need to.
- Perfect. - All right.
That was a busy day.
I mean, we've been enjoying ourselves.
I know, exactly.
Hello. I need a drink.
Ooh. Nope, not that way.
This way.
Another drink for you?
Mmm. Okay.
- Darling. - Yes, darling.
Would you mind doing a water infused with mint
and with fresh strawberries and berries?
And that's going to be for Laquish.
Of course it is.
I'm going to start plating, okay?
Beautiful.
Mmm.
Are these ready to go, Chef?
- Those are fine. - They look great.
- Yes, thank you. - Okay.
That's great. Thank you.
Wow.
What is that?
Tuna.
Just go ahead, I won't eat it, just put it here.
Oops.
This is like the perfect light lunch.
And the salmon's really juicy.
It is.
Go ahead.
I feel like we're going to be working this hard
going forward until we drop these guys off.
Queen LaQueef is at it again.
What's she doing now?
It's going to kill me. It's going to kill me.
This job does get a bit bloody repetitive, I'll tell you that.
---ing hell.
Coming up...
Hello.
Absolute bitch.
- Watch this. - Hello.
Hello.
We're going to get fired.
What does the weather dictate?
Should we stick with 8, 8:15 for dinner?
Yeah.
And then we're doing '80s after.
Yeah.
- Let's go gang. - Hot tub time.
Let's arrange to do this, wearing a lot less clothes.
Okay.
With some kind of oil.
Okay.
As soon as you're finished with that, I'll do the glasses.
Also, if we do have time,
- Yeah? - Okay, brilliant.
I can not.
Chef, what cuisine will you do for dinner, do you think?
That's right. Sorry, my bad.
Interior, interior.
Would you like to get into your blacks, please?
Copy.
Yeah, of course.
Do you want large ones?
- Yes, please. - Okay.
Yeah.
I need some fresh towels for Susan.
Do they not have any?
They use too many towels, these people.
Hi.
[laughing]
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, you're welcome, darling.
Sorry.
Hey, hey, hey.
Looking fabulous as always.
How are you doing?
What can I get you to drink?
I'm going to do a dirty martini.
I'm going to carry you.
- Woo! - Ahh!
I think I just saw something that I haven't seen
in, like, five years.
[laughing]
- Filthy martini. - Oh, Filthy.
Filth.
Hey, girl.
- Hello. - LaQueef is at it again.
I'm going to go get the wraps.
Hello?
Oh, God.
Hello.
That's right.
Sorry, I think there's glitter all over the bed.
- That's okay. - We love you.
We love you.
Yeah, let's hope that Susan hasn't got the best of hearing.
Or we're going to get fired.
Have you ever felt like you wanted to just get into a hole
and die?
Right.
Captain Lee, it's good to hear from you.
It's going good.
The question is, is how are you doing?
Um...
That's awesome.
This has always been Captain Lee's boat.
It's his crew.
I have commitments at home.
I'm happy to turn it over to him.
And now he can step on board and have a sweet, lean,
operating machine.
I'm really happy for you and for me.
All right, bye-bye.
Next on "Below Deck..."
She's arriving about 30 minutes.
- Oh, she's arriving today? - Yes.
Chief stew.
What, she's been a chief stew for two years?
No one's coming in for my job. Not on my boat.
- Nice to meet you. - Yeah, nice to meet you.
I'll go for a hug. Oh, you're so cute.
You're kidding.
[bleep] me, this is insane.
What's going on?
So I have an update for you.
It's kind of bittersweet for me because I have really
grown fond of all of you.
Captain Lee comes back today,
so he's going to take this charter,
and I'm going to depart.
I'm so Goddamn glad to be back.