Previously on "Below Deck..."
When a new captain steps on, things change.
Alissa, one person can infect the entire boat.
So, I'm letting you go.
Do you feel less tension?
I'm really calm, yeah.
What the [bleep]?
- I know. - Maybe Captain is the Oracle.
Yeah.
Laura Kutryb, Miss Classic Universe.
Laura's looking forward to celebrating
with several of her associates,
whom she's met through pageants.
You all look unbelievable, I must say.
- So do you. - Thank you very much.
I'm need to eat food.
Yeah.
Am I gonna get my 24-carat gold on my steak?
My second is gone, so I am worried
that this is not sustainable.
Where's the... lunch!
It's gonna kill me. It's gonna kill me.
Lunch!
Captain Lee, it's good to hear from you.
This has always been Captain Lee's boat.
It's his crew.
I'm happy to turn it over to him.
All right, bye-bye.
Blessings and prosperity!
Oh, yes!
Always!
Okay.
All right, beautiful queens.
Yaw!
- Whoo-hoo! - This is my job.
You're firing me?
You'll know when I fire you.
That's funny.
I'm really happy Captain Lee's feeling better.
I'm pleased that he's coming back.
- What is that? - That is banana.
That's Colleen. That's her snack.
That's the only thing she can have.
Oh, wow!
I'm not gonna share that with the crew yet
until Captain Lee actually makes it back.
You know, things happen. Flights get canceled.
Once he's on this island,
that's when I'll share that with the crew.
I'm ready to escort you to the table if you are.
- Okay, let's go. - Oh, let's go!
Oh my God!
This is gorgeous!
It's an explosion, of beauty and fire.
Come here. I want a hug.
Fraser, when you're done,
Do you mind taking a group shot of us?
I would love to. I'm just gonna get some more water.
- I'll be right back. - Wait, you should be in it.
No, no, no, don't worry.
Can you get everyone or should we lean in?
I can, yeah, I can.
Very regal.
We're a stew down. We're on a big boat.
The guests are wonderful, but they're a lot of work.
- I need food. - What can I get you?
Just a turkey club sandwich.
Where's the lunch? Lunch!
Oh, my feet, my feet, my feet.
So, I do feel like I'm doing a hell of a lot.
We just need another stew.
I need them quick and [bleep] me
do they need to be good.
Please, please, please, please, please.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
[bleep] me.
Rachel, Rachel, just so you know,
Tonight's dinner, we're gonna go with an American steakhouse
kind of feel, because it's the 80s.
They're gonna be partying with some glow sticks
and some weird outfits, so [bleep] it.
I decided to go Morton's steakhouse,
and I'm making my own homemade Caesar dressing,
which is done with the Worcestershire sauce,
and yeah, I said Worcestershire,
I'm----ing foreign, and I can say it
however the [bleep] I want.
Shade, shade!
- Yeah, I agree. - This is crazy.
I can't dock a boat in the...
Have a look.
Please stop, wind for tomorrow.
When you have a lot of wind, it kicks up the swell,
and right now, we got winds over 35 knots.
We're in sand.
I'm concerned about an anchor drag.
So I have this in my cabin, which is torture,
because I wake up and go, oh my gosh, 27 knots.
Are we dragging?
The danger of dragging anchor is landing up on the rocks
and shore side, and the boat going, boop.
[bleep].
I want to stay away from that rock.
Max, I need you to get in that tender and push.
I don't sleep when the wind's like this.
I just want to make sure that we're safe.
That's part of my job.
Okay, check this.
7-8 knots of wind.
Thank you for doing that.
- I know. - Every hour.
Oh, thank you very much.
Yes. Good for you.
Butter's coming right to it.
Oh, I did. I'm so sorry.
[bleep].
One of them does only dressing on the side.
And there's one salad that is...
It's just annoying. All annoying.
They're all annoying.
- Can I take Susan's? - Yes.
Lovely.
Thank you very much for today.
Cool. See you tomorrow and sleep well.
Yours has no cheese.
Okay, perfect.
Thank you.
- Let's go. - Okay.
Here you go, love.
You know what? She's royalty tonight.
Oh, my gosh.
The dressing is so good.
Tyler. Tyler. Fraser.
I'm going to pull you from cabins.
Yeah, copy. I'll be up in a second.
They absolutely love the Caesar.
Thank you.
You know how Beyoncé did it with Jay-Z?
They did the lap dance.
Guys, it's like... Boom!
[shouting]
Oh, my God, your boob fell out.
It's not my boob. It's my butt.
[laughing]
This one's going to be for Susan
because it does not have dairy in it.
This one, wait on that one, that one's going to be LaQuish.
LaQuish gets her one piece of 24-carat gold.
I would like some 24-carat on that steak.
It really has no taste to it.
But visually, the presentation's fantastic.
So I'm going to make sure that everybody feels special
and gets a little bit of gold dust
and glitter sh-- just like you.
I want them panning for that sh-- in the toilet.
Oh, wow.
Wow, this looks phenomenal.
Oh, look at the gold.
That is the wow.
It's so beautiful.
Wow, wow, wow.
Man, this is delicious.
This right here. Wow.
Have you had the steak with the 24-carat on it?
You're going to have to try it.
Tyler, when did you realize that you were gay?
Um, I don't remember thinking about it.
I was different until probably like twelve-ish.
Yeah.
That's too big. Can't use that.
Can you get one out of that? I can't get up now.
No, I'm down here.
I thought I was gay once.
I had a severe obsession with Geri Haliwell
to the point that if I knew where she had lived,
I would have hidden in her garden.
My dad took me to see the Spice Girls
when I was about nine.
I dressed up as Geri Haliwell,
and I just looked like a dwarf prostitute.
I literally had, you know, my eyebrows drawn on,
full contour, little Union Jack dress.
My dad was probably stood there thinking,
like, why does my daughter look like a small sex worker?
All right, I'm going to put it up here for now.
Okay, put it there.
Got it?
What have you got? Coconut and lime.
Yeah.
I'll crack these and just throw them all over the bar.
Oh!
Wow!
Oh, my God!
It tastes so sweet.
This is really good.
---ing 26 knots.
Fraser, should we transition to '80s?
I think that would be a wonderful idea.
Let's do this, guys.
Let's get our '80s on.
[laughing]
They're a little bit tight, aren't they?
80s fashion was great because it was left there,
and we can appreciate it from afar,
but I'll give them what they need.
- All right. - I'm coming up. Hang on.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
---ing hell.
33.
Oh, my God.
- Yeah. - I can't dock in that.
You know what I mean? Like, that's crazy.
I'll do my best.
Woo!
We twinning!
Done!
We twinning!
[shouting]
Yeah!
O.M.G.
I got my cell phone!
Look at the muscles on him, too.
I know!
This is so much fun.
Love it!
[snoring]
Look at the shoes!
This is our couple's photo.
What are we not doing?
[shouting]
Good night, girls.
Good night, good night, good night.
- Good night, love bug. - Good night, Bob.
Night love.
Okay. Good night, good night.
- Good night! - Good night!
Ugh.
Oh, my God. It's a lot of wind.
Are you going to survive?
- Yeah. - I'm going to go down.
Okay.
Coming up...
Deck crew. Deck crew. This is Captain Lee.
- Cap's back! - Cap's back, cap's back.
I'm so Goddamn glad to be back.
[grunting]
Oh, you thought you'd just show your face, did you?
Shut up.
Good morning, beautiful!
Good morning.
It's our last morning!
I know. Sad.
Hoopoo.
[laughing]
It's my birthday, bitches!
Happy birthday, dear Hayley!
Happy birthday to you.
Thank you so much.
I'm 33 now.
Today's about me, only me.
If you don't remind me that it's my birthday every half an hour,
they can quite frankly, [bleep] off.
I love that you just know that this day has to be all about me.
No, there's no doubt.
It looks like all----ed up.
You know what I'm saying? Let's do it smaller, right?
I love Tony.
Tony has a great heart.
No. It's got to make it look tidy,
But sometimes it's like you really have to encourage him.
Like, come on, Tony. We've got to get this done.
Tony, come on, what are you doing?
Where are you from, my friend?
- Costa Rica. - Costa Rica.
They can chat another day.
It's like frustrating because we're all a team.
I do not believe in, you know,
one person having to do a lot more work than another.
Yeah.
- Oh, good morning. - Hello.
- How are you? - Hello, hello, hello.
We were just saying how hard you all work.
Incredibly hard.
That's very kind of you.
That's why we're here.
No.
They're great. They're just so nice.
I just love working for people that are nice.
What I witness with Fraser is that he's changed.
He's happy. He's engaged.
He led his self out of the abyss.
And he's turned it around and he is showing action.
I'm proud of him.
- Great job. - Thank you, Captain.
Hello.
♪ Happy birthday to you
Love you.
[thunder]
There comes that thunderstorm.
Copy that.
Bit windy.
No.
You have to wake up.
[yammering]
Yeah.
I don't know why Katie's so bossy, actually,
but that's one of the first things I picked up on
when she walked on board.
She's very much her own woman.
Will you put this up for her, please?
Yes.
Katie, you know, I know you boss the guys around.
- Yep. - Poor Tony.
Tony's going to get annoyed
because he's like, he's an island boy.
He's very free spirited.
If you're going to tell him what to do, he's going to explode.
Yeah.
Hey, I've just got the nicest message from Captain.
Have you?
I'm proud of you.
You're in it to win it, and your character is shining through.
You're an incredible human
to be able to rise out of the abyss, Fraser.
Wow.
That's really cool.
I just received your message, and that meant a lot to me.
This is your learning,
and this is such an epic thing for you.
Thank you, Captain.
You might want to go cover that sundeck
before it starts tsunami,
and I'll meet you on the bridge deck.
Chef, what do you think?
Okay.
- Morning. - Morning.
Last night was absolutely insane, but I didn't sleep.
At all.
- I kept looking at the wind. - Oh, okay.
I'm going to go in as soon as I can.
Right now, I got 13 to 15 knots of wind gusting up to 18.
That is my window.
Weather can pick up at any moment,
and that's really dangerous.
So should I let my guys know to be ready?
Oh...
Yeah.
This is yachting.
Covering and covering.
Hoo-loo's boo-doo.
Hey, I was born today, how exciting is that?
I came into the world.
I ruined my mum's vagina.
So you've got the French toast
and the mushroom omelette are our main specials.
Yes. Okay. Sure thing.
There's a mushroom omelette.
Oh.
Who is having, what?
Where's the primary?
Primary's having French toast. LaQuish is having French toast.
I've got one mushroom omelette with no cheese for Susan.
And I've got another one scrambled for Darlene,
and then we will do one omelette with egg whites and mushrooms
for Andrea, as we expected.
Deck crew, deck crew.
You can start hauling the anchor.
Copy.
All right, bridge, we're going to lock it off here.
Nice work, everyone.
How are you doing?
Hey. Hey.
Are we going to dock with this wind?
This is even worse than last time.
Yeah, let's get to our positions.
[bleep]. Trying to dock when it's a storm out
is never fun.
And then you think about as a captain,
well, hopefully the engines run.
I don't lose steering. Will my bow thruster work?
It can be dangerous.
We've got to get in there.
Just our luck.
[bleep].
We're going to make our way in now.
Oh, it's windy as [bleep].
Captain, Captain Ross.
I'm entering the channel so I cannot answer you.
The wind is not going to help us.
Threading the needle on the bow, I like it.
This is a difficult docking.
Getting close.
I just need Ben to know that coming into this dock,
the wind is going to be pushing me off the dock.
There's rocks on my port side.
So when I come in and I make that swing,
he may need to throw that line 60 feet.
But I need that bow line on.
I need it on.
Here we go. This is game time.
All right.
Stand clear of the channel.
Ross, Ross, you just have this sail yacht
coming down your starboard.
Copy. Let's go.
Man, the wind must be really bad.
Woo! Here we go.
Stern coming in line with end of T-dock.
[bleep], dude.
It's a big-ass throw.
- The wind is pushing us back. - I'm having, like...
- I know, right? - Anxiety.
Ready?
Throw it.
Yeah. Hell yeah.
Bow line across.
- Tony, good to go. - Good to go?
That's it. Yes, you're doing it well.
Great.
That's it, Katie, come up.
Good girl.
Oh, my God.
Like, this wind is ripping.
[bleep].
One of us at a time, Tony,
otherwise we'll burn the winches out.
That was smooth.
- Awesome. - Nice work, everyone.
Coming up...
I feel like sometimes I work 10 times harder than he does.
The thing is that we're...
So, what, he's getting upset when I tell him what to he?
Look, I just need you to listen.
- Okay, I got it. - Listen.
Is it possible for you to listen?
You're stepping out of line.
Previously on "Below Deck..."
I love what you're wearing right now, by the way.
Thank you. I got it from Tulum.
Should we be seated?
Who's ready for some French toast?
I want some British toast.
- Ready. - Yeah, nice.
Hayley, can I have your hands and service, please?
Yes.
We've got primary and we've got John.
Darling, I have your breakfast.
And we have Colleen's here as well.
- Bon appetit. - Bon appetit.
This French toast tastes like cake.
This bacon. It's my favorite. So crunchy.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Do you want some extra?
Yeah, of course. No problem.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
LaQuish, here we----ing go again.
- Right in front of you. - Thank you.
Some pears.
She is just asking us for anything.
Everything.
Who wants a pear, by the way?
I'll just go and pull that out my arse for you.
Pull it out. Ta-da!
I just need a pear for the moment,
but God knows what she's going to come out with next.
I'm just going to put this right on her----ing head in a minute.
I don't even care. I don't even care.
There's no need for this sh--.
I'm done with it now.
I'm done. I'm over it.
No, really, I'm done. Eat my cooter.
That's how I feel about it.
Done.
Last night's party was great.
It was so fun.
So on behalf of Mrs. Classic Universe,
we have a quick cape
to protect you in your future endeavors.
And this, so everybody knows your status all the time.
I love this.
And this, for any bad behavior you might encounter.
These are for you!
Thank you. This is awesome.
I've never had this happen before.
All crew. All crew. We get our whites, please.
We have to get ready to leave.
Bye, bitches.
Oh, gosh. Best time ever.
All crew. All crew.
Let's meet on the main deck app for guest departure.
- I'm not ready to go. - Come here.
Thank you.
I can't believe it's over so soon.
- Wow. - You guys.
- Thank you for coming. - Thank you so much.
Oh, that's good.
Come again some time.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Thank you so much.
- Let's go. - Okay, baby.
I want to thank y'all for a wonderful time.
Our Olympics, chef who's keeping us so thin.
So again, thank you very much.
And I look forward to seeing you again one day.
It was a pleasure. Thank you very much.
- Thank you. - See you later.
See the wave.
There you go.
Where's she going?
Where's my luggage?
Where's she going?
- No one's sure. - I'm out.
Oh, my God. Look at her.
No clue where she's going.
Like a fart in the wind.
All right. Let's get into our blues.
Turn this boat around
and we'll do our tip meeting a little later.
- Yeah, guys. - Well done, guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just need one of you to do crew mess
and one of you to do cabins.
Winning.
What is this absolute pile of sh--?
Hey, mate. I've got to chat with you about Tony and Katie.
Yeah.
She's starting to get real bossy.
I've noticed. Because Katie just naturally is very assertive.
But Tony's like, why am I being told what to do
- by somebody who's... - On par with me?
The same level in job position.
Yeah.
What I'll do is just, you know, nip that
before it expands into anything else.
All crew, all crew.
Let's meet in the Sky Lounge for our tip meeting.
Charter seven.
How did you think it went?
Considering the day we left,
I let someone go, which is never fun.
This was my favorite trip of the season.
It was beautiful. It was harmony.
That's what I felt, like it was harmony.
The energy on this boat has changed.
It's like a total reset.
Fraser is killing it.
And I'm so proud of him.
The potential that you guys have, it's incredible.
Fraser, I have to hug you.
[cheering]
I'm hugely appreciative
that Captain Sandy patted me on the back.
I had to prove to her mid-season that I could do my job.
To actually feel appreciated,
that tickles me like nothing else.
Okay, so 18,300, 1525 per person.
Okay, cool.
[laughing]
Take one, pass them around.
This is the lowest tip of the whole season so far.
With everything we did on this charter, with the Olympics,
with being very involved in their '80s night,
I think it's kind of a slap in the face.
We have a charter tomorrow.
So all of you, thank you.
Enjoy the birthday celebration.
- Thank you. - Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Tony, if you rinse this whole bar area,
I can be soaping this as well.
Yeah, all right.
All right.
Let's target trying to get these Nautiboys and tender away.
Tony, you want to go back down to them?
Yeah.
Katie, Katie, Ross, can you meet me on the sundeck, please?
Copy that. On my way.
I know that you are very proactive and assertive.
But we need to respect each other in our positions.
So the bossy bit just needs to wind back a little bit.
Mm-hmm.
Tony is more delicate in this kind of thing.
And it's winding him up.
But I'm not doing it in, like, a mean way.
I feel like sometimes I work 10 times harder than he does,
and that's fine.
I love that you're assertive.
The thing is that we're...
So what, he's getting upset when I tell him what to do?
Can you just listen to me
without interrupting if that's okay?
Sure.
He's not necessarily said this to me,
but I see it happening.
Okay, I got it.
You did it to me in the time that...
- Can you listen? - I'm sorry.
Is it possible for you to listen?
You're stepping out of line.
I love what you're wearing right now, by the way.
I love your enthusiasm, and I love how proactive you are.
If I could have you further up the food chain
at this point, I would.
But we need to respect each other in our positions.
Otherwise, it upsets other people in the group.
You mad at me?
No, honey. I'm not mad.
I have a hard-ass skin.
Good.
Having to reprimand Katie,
I need to be her boss and manage her correctly.
However, it is tough for me to tell her firmly
what she should or shouldn't be doing
when I feel slightly guilty in the back of my mind
that I've crossed a line that I shouldn't have
and become romantically intimate with her.
In yachting, there's a saying, don't screw the crew.
It's because of things like this.
And I get back to washing.
- Thank you, Katie. - Yeah.
---ing hell.
As I drop sh-- all over the Goddamn floor.
Oi!
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Tidy the bits away. Just get it looking neat.
Get all the towels out of here.
I'm going to go down.
Yeah, I'll just finish up here.
Hi.
It's so powerful.
Can I go shower? Are we done?
Yeah.
She's not happy with you, is she?
She's not happy, no.
Ugh.
I just want to----ing drink and shower.
Rachel, Ross, Fraser, let's gather now
for our preference sheet meeting.
Copy.
That's all the cabins done, isn't it?
I'm going to tell you what.
I read this. Hmm.
- No! - No.
Jake Clopton, primary charter guest
is a commercial real estate financer
and the president of a national commercial
mortgage brokerage firm based in Chicago.
Crikey.
Jake will be joined by a group of business associates.
Primary would like a steel drummer to be playing
when he and his guests sit down
to eat their first meal aboard.
On day two, the primary's requested that he and his guests
be taken to the beach for high-energy games
led by the yacht crew.
I think preferably we'd go for that beach with the...
- Swamp. - Swamp.
The crew should make the yacht feel like a nightclub
with DJ as the guests drink and dance
throughout the evening.
Somehow, I think they'll challenge you on every level.
Captain, was there any update on any extra crew?
- I am working on it. - Okay.
It's going to be challenging because the reality is
we pick up charter tomorrow.
- Okay. - All right.
Get some rest tonight and I'll see you guys in the morning.
- Thank you. - Thank you, captain.
Hello, yeah.
Yeah.
Everyone's been really lovely and wished me happy birthday
like every 10 minutes, which is really sweet.
Right.
Where is this cake?
Yeah. I was doing horrible things last night.
I picked my bum today. It smells like my finger smells.
Disgusting.
Um, anyway, I'm going to go.
I've just got to do some jobs and we can relax.
Love you, baby.
Hello. Thank you so much.
- There you go. - Oh, I love it.
Thank you, Marissa.
It's Hayley's birthday and so I've ordered the cake
that includes both her amazing hair and a fog horn
because Hayley has one of the loudest voices
that I've ever encountered in life.
[belches]
Was that my arse?
Oh, my God, my vagina's falling off.
Hayley brings so much joy and light.
I just want to make it everything you possibly can
to make her feel special.
I've almost got this door closed
and then we put that line on and be done.
All crew, all crew, we're done this evening.
Looking good.
Feeling sunburnt.
Oh, it's awful. Smell it. Tony, smell it.
Eww!
Oh, look, there's no sugar in these.
They're, like, no calories each.
I think you knew from birth, to be honest.
Really?
I----ed my [bleep] on a vagina.
- On or in? - On.
- You never put it in? - Really?
No, it just flopped on top.
Ah!
It was like this... okay.
What was that?
It was like that.
It was the worst experience of my life.
Oh, my God! How did you even have a hard-on?
I didn't.
- And then we were on a beach. - Yeah.
In Sydney. And we were drunk.
Thank God, so I could blame my erectile dysfunction on that.
We were lying down on the beach next to the water
and her whole neck got stung by blue-bottle jellyfish.
So then you got out of it?
I was so grateful.
I think vaginas are the devil.
Ah!
Coming up...
I met this girl on Tinder.
We both have nudes of each other on our phone.
Oh, my [bleep]!
I love your enthusiasm, and I love how proactive you are.
Katie!
Oh, my God, I love that!
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to take a photo of you taking a photo.
Do you know what would be a nice birthday present?
A sleep.
I'm happy to stay up and have a couple of drinks,
but I need a full eight hours
because I might wake up a really horrible person.
Check that out.
Now I want to eat her.
- Hi. - Ooh!
Look how sexy this Mama looks.
The birthday babe!
Happy birthday to you.
Oh, my God!
Happy birthday to you.
Woo!
Your face looks so cool, all that I saw.
Amazing is it?
- You see this? - It's incredible.
- Oh, wow. - It's very scary.
This cake is creepy as [bleep].
God, you're photogenic as well.
There's going to be c-- everywhere.
Thank you so much for making my birthday so special.
Cheers, babe.
There's a party over here. There's a party over here.
There's a party over there. I'm going to do you.
[laughing]
Oh, no!
[air horn blasting]
I really do.
To Hayley, by the way,
for keeping us together, please take it.
You're an awesome being.
- I love you. - Thank you.
Oh, [bleep] the bugger.
What?
You really don't know how much that means to me.
I feel like we're family.
I've got more here.
Who wants more shots?
Yes!
Happy birthday.
- Come on. - Are you sure you want that?
Thank you.
Ahh!
Oh, no!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Honestly, I couldn't have asked
for a better group of people to share my birthday with.
I wanted to apologize
because I don't want Tony to be upset.
I get it.
A lot of guys don't like to hear a lot of sh-- from girls.
I'm always going to be bossy.
I just, I guess there's different ways I can be.
I think I've learned a lot about myself
and I just got to keep striving
to be bigger and better.
[yawns]
Babe, should we go to bed?
- Good night, darling. - Good night.
- I'll see you in the morning. - Good night, Rossy.
Love yous.
I love you too.
Babe. Did you have a good one?
Babe, you made it so special for me.
I absolutely love today.
Last year, a dog consumed my whole birthday cake
and left a trail of pink sick all over my pants.
So it's going to be better than last year, isn't it?
Oh, my God.
My head is going to bloody kill tomorrow morning.
Ah!
[bleep] me running with a chainsaw.
[alarm sounds]
Darling, don't worry, as long as it's got caffeine in it.
I can't give a sh--.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
I do apologize for being a little bit late out today.
I was having a massive wank in the bathroom.
- Oh! - Strumming away.
Tony is like it's too early for this.
It's a bad picture, isn't it?
Um, yeah, actually.
Yeah.
So let's get straight to the wash.
- Wash, wash, wash. - Washing time.
I was born on Friday the 13th.
Jesus Christ, things are really starting
to make sense around here.
We're getting there.
Get the hell off my boat.
I've already done this whole side.
I'm not quite sure to what extant, but good.
Fraser, Fraser. Can you please come to the bridge?
Of course. I'll be there right away.
All right, guys. We'll see you in a bit.
- Have a lovely day. - Have a lovely day.
See you at the charter time.
See you, Juneaboo.
- Good morning. - Good morning. How are you?
- Good. - Good.
So, fortunately, I got the wheels in motion.
- Okay. - And I have your...
Stew?
- Second Stew. - Yeah.
She's arriving in about 30 minutes.
Oh, she's arriving today?
Yes.
- Chief Stew. - Yeah.
We've got someone. Thank God.
The person's got Chief Stew experience.
We've got two roads here.
We've got one where they're going to come in
and start doubting me.
Or we've got... Knows what they're doing.
Can put them anywhere
and they're going to be happy to assist.
I'm hopeful we're going to have the latter.
This guy. This guy...
Ah. You just don't know, do you?
- Well, thank you for that. - You're welcome.
Do you mind if I take this with me?
- No, go ahead. - Thanks.
Plan of action.
We've got a stew arriving today.
Oh, let's see.
- She's a Chief Stew, is she? - Yeah.
She...
Guess who's Chief Stew on this boat, though?
Yeah. Oh, no.
There's no taking over that, darling.
- When is she coming? - At 30 minutes.
Oh, God. I'm going to go get that cabin ready.
She'll be disgusted.
We've got a stew coming.
- You do? - Yeah.
She's called Leigh-Ann.
The new stew's on her way.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- It's a chick this time? - Yeah.
Well, I can see the new arrival.
Oh.
Fras, Fras, you have an arrival on the dock.
Okay, copy.
New arrival, guys. New arrival.
Oh! Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you. - Let me give you a hug.
Oh!
- What happened? - You're kidding.
- I think I know her. - You know her?
Oh!
Should we put those up in the laz?
Oh!
No way.
Can't believe I know this girl.
You can't write this stuff.
Sh--.
Oh!
- Ben? - What's going on?
Katie!
New arrival, guys. New arrival.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Oh, you're so cute!
Oh, [bleep] off. No way.
- What happened? - I think I know her.
You know her?
- Hello. - Hi.
What's going on?
I met this girl on Tinder about a year ago.
- So weird. - Do you know her?
You do, yeah.
Oh, [bleep]!
I've never met her.
And we both have nudes of each other on our phone.
Yeah, we decided to sext a little bit, and here she is.
Oh, my [bleep]!
- What a surprise! - Oh!
Yeah, what a small world.
I'm like, shaking.
Wait, wait, wait, so it's never consummated, then?
- No. - Oh!
Ha-ha-ha!
Hayley, Leigh-Anne. Leigh-Anne, Hayley.
- So sweet! - Darling!
Jokes.
I'm not joking.
I'm from Cape Town. I've been in the industry...
this is my fifth year.
I work myself up to chief stew
with----ing hard work and dedication and,
like,----ing proving everyone wrong that I can do this
and I am going to do this to get to the top
as quick as I can.
- Hi! - Welcome.
- Leigh-Anne. - Pleasure to have you.
So, lovely meeting you. Thank you for having me.
So, Fraser's going to show you around the boat.
He'll let you know what he wants you to do.
- Great.
- Thank you. - Lovely.
- All right. - I'm loving this vibe.
- This is Rachel. - Leigh-Anne.
Hi, Rachel. Lovely meeting you.
- You too. - Tyler.
Leigh-Anne and Tyler.
People describe me as definitely a bit of a tomboy.
You are bunking with Hayley.
I like speed. I like motor sports.
So, I love adrenaline, jumping out of airplanes.
doing like stupid sh--?
Like, not a normal female would do.
How'd you know Ben?
Oh, gosh.
That's so----ing funny. I can't believe it.
This is only on Instagram and on and on.
Literally, I could go for ages. Literally.
It's the smallest world in this business.
And he's like, I mean, I'll warn you now.
I think we both have similar passions in the bedroom.
I love girls.
No, I can't read this. So bad.
Woo!
Is that Captain Lee?
It is Captain Lee. How you doing?
- Good. - Just landed.
I should be at the boat in about an hour.
I'll see you soon.
- All right. - Okay. See you then.
All right. Bye-bye.
All crew. All crew.
Let's meet in the main salon in five minutes for a meeting.
- Hey, Captain. - Hey.
- Hello. - Everybody, welcome.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Glad to help out. - Glad to have you.
Okay, so I have an update for you.
Charter guests don't arrive until one.
And it's kind of bittersweet for me
because I really grew fond of all of you.
Captain Lee comes back today.
Oh!
So he's going to take this charter and I'm going to depart.
- Okay. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you. - Thank you for stepping in.
Yeah, thanks for coming.
I don't know why I'm so emotional.
Thank you for stepping in.
When you go through this together
and you climb out on top, it creates this incredible bond.
You're special. Don't forget that.
I am just so grateful for their hard work, their dedication.
Thank you. It's been a pleasure.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
It's like we were in the trenches together.
What they've gone through to this point.
- Thank you. - It's pretty awesome.
Yeah, absolutely.
I'm going to miss them.
- Thank you very much. - You're awesome.
All right, let's turn this boat around.
Why do I get sad?
There's a disturbance in the force.
- They can feel it. - Oh, I felt it, too.
I'm so Goddamn glad to be back.
I feel like I'm back where I belong.
Thanks, sweetie. Good to be back.
So how are you doing?
- I'm doing great. - Yeah?
Did they find out what happened?
Well, inflammation of sciatic nerve.
I made a lot of improvement.
I was spending every day in physical therapy
and it was tough.
The doctors have assured me that I'm not going to damage myself
anymore by working and I'll be Goddamned
if anything's going to keep you from it.
So some changes. Alissa's gone.
What happened with Alissa?
Insubordination.
She did the right thing.
They need to go, they need to go.
It's a bit of a tornado here and, well, I let go of Camille.
She's the one that had to deal with it and I'm sure she made
the best decision for the boat and for the crew.
So give me a squeeze.
Thanks for coming back and bailing me out.
I can't express how much I appreciate that.
And maybe someday I'll get to return the favor for her.
Deck crew, deck crew. This is Captain Lee.
I need somebody up the wheelhouse
to give Captain Sandy a hand with her luggage, please.
Coming, Cap. Cap's back.
- Take care, kiddo. - Thanks.
Cap's back. Cap's back. Cap's back.
Travel safe, Cap.
How are you, Cap? Good to see you.
- How are you doing, buddy? - You well?
Good to see you, doing good.
Good to be back.
- Thank you very much. - All crew, all crew.
Captain Sandy is about to depart on the port side
if you'd like to come and say goodbye.
- Copy. - I'm going to miss you.
Ditto.
Thank you again.
And you, I swear, made me smile every day.
I hope for the crew that having Captain Lee back,
that they shine,
that they show him how far they've come.
Ciao, Bella.
That was a pleasure.
I hope that he gets to witness that
and walk away knowing he's healthier,
he's better, and he finished with an excellent crew.
- And you? - Thank you.
You're incredible.
Give me a hug.
Captain Sandy taught me a lot.
And yes, we had our ups and downs.
But ultimately, I admire, I respect,
and look up to her enormously,
because she gave me another chance at myself
and being a better person.
And so I thank her.
Safe flight, aye?
Thanks.
All crew, all crew. Thank you, everyone.
Now get your asses back to work.
- [laughing] - Yeah.
Next, on "Below Deck..."
- Hello. - How's it going?
- How are you? - Good.
- Nice to meet you. Jake. - Nice to meet you.
I'm thirsty.
Come on.
Yeah, give it a little over there.
This situation is a sh-- show.
- You guys got to get back. - Yeah, I'll walk you back.
Oh!
Fraser. They're now asking me for gazebos.
People shouldn't be getting creative.
That's my job.
Who's hooked up with who?
We have all that sexual tension.
I know it's going to be like, boom.
It'll be hard not to.
I mean, I wouldn't be able to resist.
I'm the type of girl that will go for what I want.
Oh, boy.