What's this guy's name?
Shakin' Jake.
- Hello, welcome. - How's it going?
You meet fratbros like this all the time in Miami.
Anybody sees some calves like this.
They're going to be loud and obnoxious.
They're going to think they're amazing.
[shouting]
What am I not good at?
Being sober, that's number one.
It's cocktail after cocktail.
Things are going to be broken later.
I just hope it's not me or my soul.
Isn't dinner taking really long?
How long would you say on the next course?
It's cold. It's not warm.
Yeah, I know.
The timing of the food is...
You're incredible, but you can't do everything.
- Good morning. - Mm-hmm.
Hey, honey.
It's so evident that we have this connection,
and it is getting stronger as the days go on.
Camille and I, we're talking every other day.
There's definitely some unfinished business between us.
Yeah, so Ben and I have probably like been chatting
for like over a year now.
The chemistry is there. There's no brainer.
For lunch, we have a mélange of different Mexican.
Pineapple salsa, heirloom tomato salsa with guacamole,
fire sauce, mahi mahi, local fish,
- and you've got chicken. - It's amazing.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Ross and Fraser, can I get your presence on the bridge, please?
Copy on the way.
- How you doing? - Good. How are you?
- I'm good. - Very good.
- How are the guests? - Good.
I thought they were well-behaved at dinner last night.
Tonight, they want to turn Motor Yacht St. David into
- Club St. David. - Club St. David.
So I've got dancers coming,
and I've got a soca performer and a DJ.
So we've got tender runs between eight and midnight.
I've seen every kind of club, whatever, pick a party.
We've had it.
Club St. David can rock on without my ass.
- Sounds good. - Thanks.
Thanks, guys.
Ooh, my mouth is on fire.
Wiping your face.
- What are you doing? - I was wiping your face.
I am not a baby bird.
I'm going to go put on swim trunks.
Do you want to see the menu for tonight?
All right.
I need to add a couple things to do it.
- Japanese. - Yeah.
It's a----ing legit [bleep], but it's awesome.
Japanese food is fantastic, and it takes a lot of time
to do every single little finite detail.
And so I want to do everything I can to make it perfect,
and I'm very excited about that.
So I've got to kill this.
This sh-- is blow your mind. Go out with a bang.
- Tyler. - Yeah?
Have you spoken to your mum?
- Today, no. - No?
Are you going to ring your mum?
I don't know.
I've really got to think hard about it.
Yeah.
I don't think that's a choice that I can really
just make in the spur of the moment.
- I really have to see. - I'd love to have a gay son.
Yeah, but you are not a religious Christian woman.
I'm not.
I think what scares me most is I don't know
how they're going to react.
Just be brave.
You only live once. You only get one life.
She might get upset.
Yeah, she might get angry, but it will pass,
because she will have to accept it.
Yeah.
Angel, do you want to sit on my lap?
No, no, no.
You guys are friends on your own.
- You're going swimming. - Yeah, you want to go with me?
- Yeah. - Oh, look at that.
Oi.
Woo...
You would kill me.
Kate and I, we've had our ups, our downs, our maybes.
Yes. No, 100%.
Okay.
Love it.
You know, it is kind of a bummer
that it's towards the end of the season,
because, you know, he is doing better.
Who knows where it's going to go,
but I think there could be something more with Ross and I.
I don't really see a long-term future for Katie and I.
- Flowing. - Yeah?
- Back in the bar, I told you. - Back in the bar?
Yeah.
You guys realize Angel's asleep over here
in this trampoline thing?
[snoring]
Can we just let it go?
How much line do we have on that tramp?
Four lengths out of the towing line.
Because Angel seems to have lost consciousness over there.
We think it might be fun to just let him go.
Copy that.
I love a willing participant.
Tony, you let this little line off the cleat,
and I'm going to let it out through the ends.
This is classic.
Bye.
He might be too hot.
He needs a little bit of water.
He might need a shower.
Oh, yes.
I mean, if you want me to, I will do it.
Yeah? Absolutely.
We're going to douche him.
These guests are actually fun to have around.
Am I really getting paid for this?
It's ridiculous. I will do this for free, you know?
We're going to send the jetski out to spray water on him.
There you go. [bleep] with him.
[laughing]
Wacka-de-boom-boom. Splash him.
- So funny. - So funny.
He still has his drink in his hand.
What?
Oh, yes!
This made my trip. I'm ready to go home after this.
That's not how you ride a jetski, bud.
Oh, God.
- It was his idea. - Guilty as charged.
All right, I'm going to get ready for dinner.
Tonight's gonna be insane.
Yeah.
So, get the cucumber ready for me.
You got this.
Fraser, am I on service with you tonight?
I do need someone to set up the club.
DJ coming and dancers.
So they're becoming on board at around about 8:45, 9.
Cool. I'm going to shoot down again.
Let's go ahead and start plating the wakame.
Wakame is what, sorry?
Wakame is your seaweed salad, which is right here.
Yep.
How much do you want on this, mate?
- Two fingers. - Two fingers.
Working with Captain Sandy, she made suggestions
on how I can get quicker and faster,
better and more efficient.
I've learned sometimes it's not about the quantity,
but it's about the quality.
You are a joy to have on board.
- Thank you. - I mean that.
I just want to make sure your timing.
- Yeah. - How do you feel like that is?
I'm not accomplishing things to the standards
that I'm used to, but at the same time too,
it's affecting service and the guests.
And it needs to pick up faster. I need to get faster.
Yeah.
So tonight, instead of shelling out
one course tasting menu after another,
we're just going to cut these----ing courses back
and it's going to be yummy as [bleep].
Oh.
Oh, that's super cute.
Ooh. Love.
Look at your cheekbones. Jesus Christ.
I'm very excited for this dinner.
You've got the cucumber salad here,
the wakame and the steamed edamame
are coming up right away.
Fraser, we're ready for the edamame to go.
How did you lose your voice? From sleeping on the trampoline?
Angel, just tell me your jokes quietly
and I'll say them for you.
[laughing]
- These look beautiful, Chef. - Those go.
I'm creating the rest right now.
- Lovely. - Thank you.
Oh, it looks amazing.
- Oh, that's pretty ----ing good.
- This is amazing. - It's great.
That was cute.
Chopstick got me in the back of the throat.
Just relax your throat and just let it go.
Like three colors on this side and three colors on that side.
Okay.
Just like, bunch, tape them together.
Okay, what about like this?
Very good.
Man.
You can take those up if you want.
And then I'm plating right now with tonkatsu.
Amazing.
- It's the mushroom. - These mushrooms look amazing.
They're really good.
This is my favorite so far.
How are they doing?
Angel's lost his voice.
So it's the quietest moment we've had so far.
Now that Angel can't talk,
I've changed my opinion of the guests.
They just want to have a good time.
Angel, you have to lose your voice a little more often.
They've just been overshadowed
by this hideously demanding asshole.
- I'm going to get some dinner. - You are on break now as well.
Cool. Thanks.
I've got to go and pick up the performers.
That was really good.
I tell people I walk by a martini like the Chicago River.
- Filthy as possible. - Yeah.
Yeah, navigating at night is pretty cool.
It's nice when it's in the middle of the ocean.
There's nothing there.
[laughing]
These are ready to roll.
I have to eat something before I black the [bleep] out.
- This is the katsu. - Thank you.
Oh, it's so good.
Do you love it?
There's nothing I like more.
Good evening. How are you doing?
Yeah.
Now that's me every third Wednesday, actually.
- Good? - Amazing.
Cool.
He did. But it was more like sexual.
Did they sleep with each other?
Yeah, they did have sex.
- They did? - Yes.
- And... - And?
I didn't see it. I wasn't there.
- Tony was, though. - Tony?
Ask Tony. Yeah, Tony was on the bottom bunk.
Oh, [bleep].
They basically----ed on top of him.
But that doesn't matter, though.
No.
I just, I don't know. I'm just like...
Oh, my God. Oh, bless you.
What I think you should do... I think...
Yeah.
There's no time like the present.
Just be honest.
- They're not----ing dating. - It's not like they're cheating.
It's not like he's going to be cheating on her.
That's the thing. He's not with her.
Yeah. You know what?
[bleep]
Coming up...
What the [bleep]?
[belches]
- Yeah. - Love it.
I'm in a rush because I want to get this sh-- over with.
I'm getting tired.
- Rachel! - Hey, everybody.
So, we've got a Kobe beef sashimi,
but you have a quail egg that's raw on the side.
I'm going to cook that egg in front of you.
- That's awesome. - Yeah.
Yeah.
- Yeah. - Do you?
- You get rid of them? - Yeah.
---ing bald down there.
You're just a well-groomed young man, aren't you?
This is like one of the best dishes I've ever had.
Really good.
Squick!
Why'd you do that sound?
I do that all the time.
I'm going to give it a try, bro.
You know, just be careful. It's 200 calories.
Man, I'm going to start plating dessert right now.
Okay.
Oh.
So, this is the black cod.
This might be the best plate.
Oh, man. That's good.
It's really good.
It's like a tit.
Am I able to go down, too?
- What's the time? - It's 10 o'clock.
Good night, bro.
- Are they ready? - Have you said they're ready?
I swear to God, no one's can hear me tonight.
I know. I'm like, what?
I have very high hopes for Vegas.
I was very disappointed at the hookers there.
- What? - They were ugly.
I'm like, what the [bleep]?
They were day walkers.
Ross used to be a DJ.
I used to mix vinyl, but this is the new technology
that I don't understand.
Because obviously, I'm back from the 1700s.
Rachel.
- Yeah! - Yeah!
[cheering]
What are we eating?
It's done with vanilla, along with a mixed berry.
It's been an absolute pleasure.
Thank you. Everything's been great.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
This is the best meal I've ever had.
Thank you.
I think the evening went phenomenally well.
Great food.
Everyone seems to be on high spirits.
Angel's been great. Such a lovely man.
Joking.
Anyway.
I'm ready.
All right, so let's go downstairs.
Oh, my God.
Ooh! Let's go.
Yeah!
Here we go.
Let's go!
[shouting]
How many shots?
Yeah, babe!
Woo!
I'm past tired.
I'm all like five red bulls deep.
I'm never going to sleep again.
[cheering]
Come on. Here we are.
Yeah!
Thank you so much again. God bless you.
Enjoy St. Lucia. Good night.
God bless.
- Thank you, guys. - Thank you.
- You did great. - Yeah, man.
- All right, Ty-ty. - Good night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do, which isn't much.
I'm gonna go take a shower.
There you go. Wings.
- Good night, Jake. - Good night, Leah.
Did you have a good evening?
Um...
- I'll see you in the morning. - Ha ha ha.
They're all from Chicago.
And, yeah, they're like couples on this trip.
So, they're all got, like, their partners.
Thank you very much for coming, everybody.
Loved it. Yeah, you guys were awesome.
[chuckles]
All right, get some sleep. Good night, miss ya.
I didn't tell her about Leigh-Ann
because nothing's happened yet.
Bye.
But I do feel a little bit guilty.
Leigh-Ann got so awkward dancing tonight.
Ben tried to grab her, and she felt awkward.
Oh. How's that going?
I don't know.
I kind of know which way he wants to go,
but I don't know for sure.
So, I didn't want to say anything.
Close.
Camille. Camille.
Yeah.
She was the deck stew on board,
To Aus, yeah.
So, we're still going to figure out what's, like, obviously...
- Where you stand. - Yeah, exactly.
So, you're chatting every day?
Yeah, most days.
Yeah.
The last time you messaged me, it was, like,
hey, Leigh-Ann, are you single? Are you seeing anyone?
Yeah, you were seeing someone.
Come to Costa Rica.
Yeah, you were kind of seeing someone.
Yeah, there was a [bleep] up there.
- Yeah. - Now, it's vice versa.
Now, it's vice versa.
It feels like I've known Ben for a lifetime,
after, like, you're chatting and all that tension built up.
Sorry to make you feel like that.
Chatting with Ben wasn't just all about
the saucy conversations.
We did get into, like, deep conversations.
We're actually sending a lot of voice notes.
It's not nice to hear that
the person you like is hooking up with someone else.
But he did say that they're not together, so...
Good night.
Why must I miss my opportunity?
I'm just going to go for it.
You don't want any regrets.
All righty.
[belches]
Oh my God, I'm so tired.
Yeah, steering pumps are on.
[grumbles]
Is that a cormorant?
Yes, bro. I love this bird.
- [knocking] - Come on in.
- Good morning. - Good morning, sir.
I know our original plan is to go
into the dock around 11.
Well, we got a lot of swell.
The motion of the boat
is much more severe than it was.
Docking should be fun.
What do you think?
Yeah.
- Oh, no. - What now?
Dirty goddamn----ing coat.
I think my zero [bleep]s, like, ran out.
Like, my field of [bleep]s have been plowed
and there's none to give.
- Thank you so much. - What?
Boat's set up beautifully.
- Oh, cool, man. - Yeah.
70 years old, driving around my golf cart.
Hey, Mortimer, look what I got.
I just won myself an award.
- [knocking] - Come on in.
Morning.
Get what you want for breakfast in S.O. West,
some chip beef, some sh-- on a shingle.
I'll put that order in for you.
- I'll come harass you later. - Thank you.
You know he tried out to be in a porn video.
Are you picturing it, Tony?
What kind of porn was it?
Was it like hardcore porn?
- Animal. - No.
I go to a bar owned by a porn actor.
They'd always joke for me and say, hey, you should try out.
And one time I went, Okay, sure. What the hell?
Just a penis.
What was your porn name?
Susan.
What?
Susan.
That's funny, man.
Good morning. How are you doing?
Well, I'll tell you in a bit.
Look at that nice tender over there.
We got that piece of sh--.
That was a good charter. It kept us on our feet.
Yeah, they were fun.
Deck crew, let's get ready to pull the anchor.
Copy.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Cap, ready on the bow.
All right, let's get it up.
[chuckling]
Holding on.
All right, that is the anchor at the water line.
All right, let's make sure we're ready on deck.
- We're headed in. - Copy that, Captain.
Some French toast for you, sir?
Is this one of Rachel's specialties?
This is indeed, yeah.
And it's unbelievable.
You look really excited about it.
Honestly, it's my favorite thing ever.
All right, let's make sure we're ready on deck.
We're headed in.
And when we get in, let's make our first throw count.
Copy that.
- The wind's pushing us up. - It really is.
And these currents have been freaking gnarly.
Hope you can take your Metamucil.
Both sides of channel predicting clearance, 20 feet.
Oh, it's windy.
Ooh.
Any place the wind can get through it will.
And in this harbor, you just have to have your A-game
every time you go to the dock,
especially where our dock is situated.
They might as well put a big bull's-eye
on the side of the boat.
And that's where the wind's headed.
Captain, foredeck 30 feet, run ahead.
Your bow has got to be aligned
with the buoy on your port side.
Man, please have an apple juice?
Where are these manners when you and I talk?
Yeah, you ready to feed that thing out when I throw it?
Yeah.
20 feet and closing on the bow, Captain.
Yep, go now. Wrap.
Good girl.
Take up whenever you can, Tony.
Always.
I need those bow lines sucked up now.
She's laying in the water. It's not helping me at all.
Son of a...
So much wind blowing on this thing.
I can't hold it here all day.
Suck it up, suck it up.
Everybody's happy. Let's lock it in.
Copy that, Captain.
Good job, everybody. Thank you.
All crew.
I need everybody on the main deck aft
in their whites in 15 minutes.
It's going to feel nice to be on land.
It's going to get stuck again.
Final bits of over-packing.
Oh, the yellow shoes.
Yes.
You can look, but you can't touch.
Beautiful people.
Oh, the voice is back.
- Bye, guys. - Thank you.
- Appreciate you. - Cheers, man, pleasure
Bye.
Guys, thank you so much. Everything was fantastic.
Rachel, the food was above and beyond.
Thank you.
The beach party, the boat party.
Everything was great.
This is for you.
Thank you, sir.
There's two envelopes.
One could just be filled with monopoly money, though
as a sick joke.
But, you know, here's for hoping.
- Bye, guys. - Thank you. Take care.
We got work to do.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Let's get covers on top to bottom.
Oh, my God. I'm so happy.
One more, man. I thought it'd never come.
That's----ing great.
The fact that we didn't get any----ing bad comments.
Good. Finally.
Yes. This is what I love.
Let's cover them.
Attention all crew.
I need everybody in this sky lounge, please.
Oh, my God.
Oh, am I panting. Oh, yeah.
I could barely make it up the stairs.
What's up, guys?
- Hello, hello. - Hey.
Oh.
Oh, look at that.
I love the sound of that.
- That sounds good. - That's thick.
That's a fat little----er idn't it?
Yes!
Job well done.
I can't thank you enough for my first charter back.
You guys performed admirably.
I just wanted to talk to you about the docking today.
We hit a 30 knot gust today
that just started peeling me off the dock.
And I've got two slack dock lines on the bow.
And I can get it there.
The question is, how long can I hold it there?
So that's why those bow lines have to come in with the bow.
But you guys did a good job.
And you're doing a great job.
We pick up tomorrow at 1.30. This is a 24 hour turn.
Gives you guys a little time to go out and unwind tonight.
Oh, the money.
You're wondering about the money?
It's more than I thought it was going to be.
This is 40.
- Yeah! - Woo!
$3,076 for each one of you.
$40,000 is literally pay off money
for having to deal with Angel.
I'll take your life jacket.
Take it, you bitch. Take it.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
[laughing]
That's a lot of the money.
He probably has to do it everywhere he goes,
to be honest.
Every time he goes to a restaurant, this one's for him.
You know, I'm sorry. Sorry about him. I'm sorry.
Well done. And well earned.
If you drop it, it's mine.
Now, get your asses back to work.
[laughing]
Coming up...
Woo!
$40k!
How much is that?
- $3,076 each. - [bleep]
I know. It's so good.
That's loads, babe.
That's insane, dude.
- $3,000 is awesome. - Yeah, man.
That's massive
Oh, [bleep] off.
Tony!
- Are we done? - Yeah.
Yeah?
Did you guys expect this type of tip?
No.
I actually fancy Jake a lot more now.
Yeah.
- Jake or Josh? - Both.
Mr. Olander, Rachel and...
Ross, can I have your presence in the Sky Lounge?
- Copy that. - Copy that.
It's that time of day and that time of year.
Last charter.
This is a one-day charter. It's late pickup.
There's no need for lunch.
Primaries are Keith and Jolynn Hoogstad.
They obviously love bodybuilding.
Their guests include Dexter "the Blade" Jackson.
2008 Mr. Olympiad.
Boy is put together.
And his wife Gale.
I hate to jump the gun, but they look a little bit intimidating.
They want to have a "buns and guns" contest
in which yacht crew participate
to compete against each other as the guests judge.
I don't know how you work it out, but have at it.
Thanks.
I don't know what a buns and guns competition is,
but I suspect it probably involves being pretty naked
and probably flexing around like an idiot.
There are some weird requests from time to time.
But either way, I will try to evade that as strongly as I can.
Tony's going to fit right in, though, isn't he?
He is.
It's the last one, so we need to end it really, really strong.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Do I look cute? I don't know.
I mean, obviously, but...
Why?
Because they're so naturally, like...
- Bouncy already. - Thank you!
We have a couple more days. Let's do it.
- Camille? - Yeah.
I want to see who I'm competing with.
Oh, [bleep], okay, never mind.
- Who's that? - Don't have a chance.
I definitely don't feel good about myself because
she's so----ing beautiful and so photogenic.
Yeah, it just sucks again. Like, why?
There's a video of her.
Oh, no, I don't want to see that.
At the same time, doesn't look like Ben's type.
She seems too much of like a poppie,
which is that Afrikaans saying.
She looks like a poppie which is like a dumb American blonde.
I don't want to see anything further.
It does not make you feel good.
Was she good at her job?
Okay, good.
[laughing]
That's everybody.
Woo!
24-hour turnaround. Not much downtime to get rest.
It's probably not the best idea to go out
and rage it into the night,
but what's a couple of days with a hangover?
Oh, that's the joint there.
What a way to arrive.
By water, it's so awesome.
Get our inner-thigh workout.
This is nice.
Can we please get two bottles
of the Minuty Chateau Provence Rose?
This is one hell of a----ing crew.
Two one of the biggest tips we've got so far.
- Breaking records. - Yeah!
Cheers.
Thank you very much.
Can I do the catch of the day and vegetables?
Catch of the day. Kingfish.
Oh, go on, give us one.
Babe, you've made everyone very proud.
You make me proud every day.
You are honestly the best chief stew
I could have ever been blessed with.
This is such a learning curve for me.
Yeah, absolutely.
And I'm going to take this forward.
You've taught me so much,
and you've done it with such grace and patience.
And I actually couldn't have asked for anyone
better to be my leader.
Hayley's perception makes me feel so confident going forward.
Regardless of whatever's going on around me,
if I look at Hayley,
I can tune out from everything else around me.
She's just a slice of everything's okay.
Oh, I love you.
Where's my food?
Oh, thank you.
Everybody's got their food. Everyone eat.
Do you want some veg?
Yeah, please.
I'd say this is one of the best meals
that we've had out.
It was like hot and cold and...
he would say things but, like,
do the total opposite, like...
Like, a month and a half ago, I was seeing this guy,
and he was just talking to ten other chicks,
like, while he was talking to me.
No, no.
I've been cheated on
with every single relationship I've been in.
- Let's go. - I'm ready to go.
Come on, guys. I'm ready to go.
- Yeah. - Let's go.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
- Bye. - Bye.
Come on, guys.
Discothèque!
Get out.
Guys, shots immediately.
So we're going to have a great night.
We are.
Can I get six shots of tequila?
Woo!
[shouting]
Cheers!
Boy, get your tongue in my mouth.
Oh!
I'm cheeky.
Everyone who knows me knows that,
and I just love playing with fire,
and I'm doing it right now with Leigh-Ann.
She knows it. I'm teasing her, but that can't hurt, can it?
A little flirtiness?
[laughing]
Coming up...
I'm not trying to----ing fight with you.
Well, you always fight with me.
You also have to realize you're a kind of sh--ty person.
I kind of over it.
So I don't think we're meant to be together.
$40k!
What the [bleep]?
I just thought we were moving forward,
and I guess we're going backwards.
At this point, it's just flat-out disrespectful.
Oh,----ing hell!
This is the most drunk I've been,
and we've got a----ing charter tomorrow.
Right, look, baby. You've got to behave, though.
- Well, I was behaving. - Okay.
All I've done is behave,
and yet you tell me I have to learn how to behave.
- Can I have that back? - That's my breast.
Do you think we're done?
[roars]
- Hi, babe. - Okay.
Oh, my God. We've got massive front wedgie, babe.
Oh, my God! Tyler.
- I did nothing. - Honey, can you chill out?
Oh, my God!
My eyeballs just come unattached to my eyelid.
Yeah!
You sexy beast.
Do you know how you act when you go out?
You have no----ing idea when you go out.
I was respectful. I sat at dinner quietly.
Baby, babe...
You just wanna wander and play. That's fine.
But don't put me in the middle of it.
Who in the hell am I wandering and playing with?
Charter's over. Charter nine doesn't exist.
It's fantastic to see Leigh-Ann face-to-face.
Like, we have an amazing connection together.
I've told her I want to see what happens with Camille.
No, it's, [bleep].
- Camille? - Yeah.
- Wonderful and lovely. - Yeah.
I know.
I miss her.
Yeah, cool. So do we, but, like...
Fraser and Leigh-Ann, I think, have a better connection
than Camille and Fraser.
So, I reckon he's just trying to wingman Leigh-Ann.
Yes, you do.
Why are you doing this to me?
I'm not, I'm just saying.
This is so hard.
No one understands how hard this is right now,
but I know Leigh-Ann's like a massive temptation
because I'm feeling myself
weakening a little bit more, and I'm just...
This is so tricky.
I know.
I'm not trying to----ing fight with you.
Well, you always fight with me.
You also have to realize you're a kind of sh--ty person
when it comes to drinking.
I've just been nothing but nice to you.
Why are you so mad at me?
- Katie... - Kiss me right now.
No, no.
- Go on and tell me. - No.
Here, I'll end it right now.
What? I'll end it and I'll be the...
- Come here. - Now you want to kiss me?
Why are you being so mean to me?
I wasn't,
but I was just about to say something very nice.
All right. Thank you.
Oh, [bleep] more drama.
What I'm noticing is that no matter what,
I'm in the doghouse,
and I'm being better behaved this evening.
I'm kind of over it.
So, I don't think we're meant to be together.
We've tried four times.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I don't want you to be unhappy.
I really like you,
but even when I behave like tonight,
you still push me away.
Oh, my God.
You say, don't let exterior people
---ing [bleep] with you. That's a problem.
Say [bleep] off and let them [bleep] off.
- Okay. - That's who I am.
Oh, Tyler. There you are.
Jesus Christ.
All right, go downstairs, you----ing filthy animal.
Can't breathe.
- Now! - Oh [bleep]!
Don't get the piss out of me.
Ah!
Let's do a deck team swipe of this bar.
Let's----ing clean up.
Tyler! Tyler, come here.
Tyler.
Do you want a piece of cake?
Deck team picks up everyone's slack.
- Exactly. - We are the first force in...
- Doing everything. - In everything.
Oh, yeah, Baba.
Yeah, I agree.
Oh, no.
Oh! Hayley!
What the [bleep]?
See that? That's we.
Oh!
Hayley!
[laughing]
No, no.
Fraser, Fraser, don't.
Fraser, don't.
You won't get mad.
[overlapping dialogue]
One stain, that's all it is, one stain.
Literally nothing.
Okay, he's going.
Never again.
Oh!
Oh, my God! I just pissed myself!
I've just pissed everywhere!
- Babe's, there's ----ing cake everywhere.
Go, go, go.
Get rid of the evidence, babes.
All I wanted...
- What's going on? - Nothing.
I gave you a dance.
Neither was I.
I just can't kiss her,
even though I'm so curious to what can happen.
Maybe we're both curious because of our history in the past,
but, yeah, I can just feel myself giving in
a little bit more each time.
I might be in a bit of trouble here.
All right. Come here.
Give me a hug.
Bye, bitch.
I'm going to bed.
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
Tyler?
Tyler! Tyler!
[horn blares]
- [alarm blares] - [bleep] off.
[grunts]
[bleep] my head.
How are you feeling?
[laughing]
You look how I feel.
I'm surprised we cleaned up this much.
I was blackout.
Yeah.
Okay, my sunnies on because I've got very, very puffy eyes.
I just wanted to talk because, obviously,
we needed to sort ourselves out after last night.
This was, like, in my head about everything.
You came at me, and I was just like,
all right, I'm just going to bed.
I know.
So I pushed it too far.
You get, like, a weird wall up in the evenings.
For sure.
So with Ross and I,
it's definitely conflicting feelings
because you're not going to change somebody.
He loves, you know, flirting around,
so it's like, I can decide, you know, let's just have fun.
Let's just have fun with it.
But we both make mistakes.
- Humans make mistakes. - Right.
And we both irritate each other.
You know, let's just have fun.
You know what's really annoying?
What is really annoying?
Last night is our main night to be able to have sex in the week.
Oh, my God.
I'm pleased that we're now back on good terms.
I think we both understand where we're at,
but we'll enjoy our time together while we have it.
This is the slowest entry into...
- I don't know. - Mm-hmm.
Good morning.
Guys, I'm not feeling very good.
Don't worry.
To put it lightly.
It's okay.
I have no recollection of anything.
You just disappeared.
- I actually remember. - Did I?
You just disappeared.
Oh, I'm so proud of myself. Well done, Fras.
All crew, all crew, we have provisions on the dock,
provisions on the dock.
Just do a train, please.
Is it a train or a chain?
Um, that's all down to you guys and how you make it work.
I'm too hungover for this sh--.
No.
We're not going to drink that in 48 hours.
- Oh, I can't even ----ing get over my head hurts.
Do you want some more water?
Oh, [bleep] off.
Yeah.
My----ing head is pounding.
Oh, my----ing God.
Everything is incredibly hard today.
Oh, my God.
---ing hell.
Attention, all crew, attention, all crew.
I need everybody on the aft deck here at 15 minutes.
Galley copies.
---ing cameltoe for days.
It's disgusting. Absolutely feral.
[bleep]
- My trousers are ----ing downstairs.
All crew, all crew.
I think I can see guests at the end of the dock.
It doesn't matter how you feel.
It only matters how you look.
Tyler, Tyler, Hayley.
Have you got the welcome towels?
Can you quickly come grab them for me?
I'm just in the laundry trying to find my trousers.
Jesus Christ.
Sweating my----ing tits off.
Teamwork.
Tyler, I'm glad you found your trousers.
I thought I had an extra pair in my cabin,
but turns out I didn't.
- Somebody got some pro-tan. - She feisty.
Heads up, guys.
- You're looking good, my man. - Damn right.
Oh, one of them's definitely not smiling either.
I'm not seeing many smiles, which worries me.
There's not one hint of emotion.
All I see is some very slow stampede
of protein and muscle incoming.
Next on the season finale of Below Deck,
Welcome to our very sorry attempt at bodybuilding.
There she is, yeah!
Buns and guns.
Don't have a lot of guns,
but there's a hell of a lot of buns going on here.
This is the final charter.
And my sh---o-meter, the needle's in the red.
Rachel's having one last time to be a little bitch.
What do you think, if I, like, actually call my mum tomorrow?
This is a really big deal for you.
[phone rings]
- Love you guys. - Love you all.
Ting-ting.
Part of me is just, like, live in the moment.
You haven't got it tighter with Camille.
Why don't you just see what happens?