I've been doing this for over 20 years.
Easiest part of being a captain is driving the boat.
The hard part's the crew.
- Come in. - Hello, sir.
- G'day mate. How's it going? - Good. How you doing?
I learned a lot last year.
Yep.
I've come back a different person.
I would love us all to get along,
but if we don't, go, because I won't stop you.
Good to know.
- Good morning, sir. - How you doing?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
I know your job better than anybody else's.
So I'm going to be harder on you than anyone else.
Being a bosun is----ing difficult.
It's hard.
You know, I'm not shaking in my boots,
but there are some cobwebs I got to sweep out.
Distance starboard.
I've got no idea what's going on.
Day one. Not a good start.
Brian and Rebecca Bailey are newlyweds
who love to spend every minute together.
What the [bleep]?
I'm glad your balls are okay.
I need those tonight, darling.
Do we have napkins anywhere?
Yes, we have like tiny napkins.
It's downstairs.
Square would be great.
On this boat, it's like no one really knows me.
I'm just there to get all the stuff behind the scenes done.
It sucks.
- [sniffles] - You okay?
Oh no, what's up?
Thick skin. We need thicker skin.
Where's the entree?
Chef, Chef, Fraser.
- What time is it? - 10:40.
- Everything has been delicious. - Oh, I'm so pleased.
It's getting a little annoying.
Yes, sir.
I said like just hurry it along,
but I don't think they're listening.
- Yeah. - Amazing.
French people would spend an hour
- on a piece of steak this size. - Yeah.
I don't want to be that person.
There's nothing worse than someone yapping at you
to get your job done sooner, quicker, better, faster.
But if I don't, we've got no food at the table,
and we all go down.
So I'ma be that bitch.
I just want them to smash it.
[glass crashes]
Ay dios meo.
[yawns]
Oops.
I'm, like, directionally challenged.
Yeah, mate.
Why don't I just slide this around this way first
and connect the handles, and then we spin it as a unit?
Connect the handles?
Oh, mate, I see what you're saying.
ing hell.
So late for dinner. It's been a long time.
I know, right?
Yeah.
Every 20 minutes, he needs to come and check.
I'm going to go to bed.
All right, have a good rest.
- Thanks, mate. - Yeah, thank you.
If you want, you can go with this one.
- That looks so cool. - Thank you.
- Yay! - Cheffy!
French chef, please put all the things in my mouth.
For the end of this dinner, a piece of tomahawk,
a rosemary red wine sauce.
Enjoy. Bon appétit. See you later.
Bon jour, chef. Thank you.
I'm gonna have an aneurysm.
Did you say an orgasm?
An aneurysm, for the love of God.
- Close enough. - Todd.
- How you going, brother? - Yeah, good, good.
This is the captain's standing orders
over when he's sleeping, right?
R.C. Rainy Cloudy.
I'd like to see all the dicks...
All the dicks.
Rinse all the decks.
Would you say about three minutes out?
Yeah, five minutes. All right.
I kind of need more wine.
I mean, probably water is good, too.
Yeah, I'd focus on that.
I'm gonna climb some stairs.
We'll all be coming down stairs.
Don't worry. Thank you.
Don't you dare put another play on top
of another plate when you're clearing it.
Are you kidding me?
This is not a Waffle House.
This is a super yacht.
I don't think it looks good,
and I don't want anyone spilling anything.
Woo, woo, woo.
Bougie as [bleep].
- Can I take these? - Yeah.
Thank you, sir.
Oh my God.
This is the poached pear
and, indeed, another red wine reduction.
Wow.
This is so good.
I need to make two mixed drinks.
I... I was going to go clean up the bar.
I need to be in the bar right now, so...
It's the best pear I've ever drank.
Ate.
It's the best pear I've ever drank.
I'm sorry, I just need you to
not be here for just one second.
Thank you so much.
Sorry, ma'am. Like, I'm just trying to help.
Rude much?
Mmm.
Not bad.
Everything was delicious.
I'm very, very pleased to hear it.
But I think we're going to be bad
and go hot tub time.
I love that.
Okay, darling, so once they get in the hot tub,
life's pretty dandy.
So I suggest for the next 15 minutes,
whilst they're getting changed, we crush all of this,
and then I can [bleep] off and you guys
can just do a Dyson vac.
Okay.
Hey, Cat.
Where is she?
Cat?
She didn't stock it,
so I have to go all the way upstairs.
There's not even a trash here.
Ugh.
Cat seems like a very sweet girl, however.
She's, like, meowing, like, taking her sweet time.
- Excuse me. - Mm-hmm.
All right, we done?
We need to let the crew off the hook.
- Yeah. - Yeah, we do.
Sorry to interrupt.
I don't think so, I think you're okay to go to bed.
I'm out of here.
Eh? For real?
I promised my dad I wasn't going to hook up on St. David,
and I promised myself I wasn't going
to hook up on St. David,
so I'm not hooking up on St. David.
No, absolutely not hooking up with Kyle.
No.
I barely understand Kyle what he says.
He has like the craziest accent.
The first time you get on a boat like this one
is absolutely mental.
- See you in the morning. - Right, goodnight.
I'll see you tomorrow.
[moaning] Oh, yeah.
Coming up...
Distance astern?
Call your distance on the starboard quarter.
I'm getting no information on astern.
You guys need to speak.
I'm losing it. I'm losing it.
[bleep]
Sorry.
Oh, [bleep].
- Good morning, Cap. - Hey, mate. How's it going?
Thank you.
So, is Quebec like, real, like, French.
Like, do you have a lot of French food as opposed to?
You know what poutine is?
Yeah. Chips and gravy.
Oh, my God, this is so fun.
You like it?
Really, really good.
As soon as someone comes up, let me know,
I'm just going to organize the beach.
That's not bad.
Would you be interested
in going to do the kayak excursion with the guests?
Yeah, of course.
You've been working really hard.
Yay!
Um, I do not go in the sun
because I'm not sure even I'm pasty.
I'm, like, translucent.
Um,----ing Twilight.
Like, no. Vampires stay inside.
And I don't need sun.
Or human contact.
- Thank you. - I'm glad you're excited to go.
Yeah, I just wanted to prioritize this morning
on the areas of which they might see first
and then straight to the toys,
and then I figure after the tender checks
and all the toys are up,
then I'll bomb around and do the little tidy touch-ups.
Fantastic.
- Happy, happy birthday to you. - Thank you!
Can I offer you a birthday mimosa perhaps?
- Yes, that would be lovely. - Lovely.
Mmm, mm. Oh, [bleep].
- Is it the birthday? - Yeah.
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Oh, no!
What are we doing, guys?
I've got Xandi going on the excursion.
Excellent.
They're bringing the kayaks to the boat.
No, we're gonna go around the corner.
Yes.
And from there is where these mangroves are.
So, potentially, whilst they're out kayaking,
the beach party can set up.
- Yes. - Okay, great.
It sounds like a very busy day,
but I think actually it's gonna work quite well.
- Yes. Thanks, mate. - Pleasure
- Ben? - Yes.
I've got these really cool bags.
So, for the two people going on excursions,
if they want to fill those up with two waters per guest...
Sure.
Yeah.
Yes!
Upstairs, we have a table for breakfast set for you.
Oh, yeah!
Here we go, here we go.
Definitely got out of the pool naked last night.
- The pool? - Oh!
The hot tub.
Did you have sex in the hot tub?
Oh, my gosh!
[laughing]
Just so you know, this is for Fraser.
I'm gonna go wipe the counters, bring this to laundry,
and then I can help you with anything.
I love that.
These are for the kayaks.
So, those need to go with the kayak crew.
These are pretty sweet.
Did you want to take a break now?
Yeah. All right, mate.
Well, I'll see you soon, hey?
See you then.
Ay, caramba!
What's the plan?
I think he said something about you driving the rim.
Or maybe I've heard that wrong.
And then whenever Fraser's crew is ready,
drive all that over to the beach.
Get that, drop you guys.
Well, not you.
You're not gonna do it.
Jared is just a complete mess.
Um...
But if someone's your superior,
you respect them as your superior.
That's what yachting is.
- Okay. - See you soon.
We'll see you later on.
- All right, guys. - Let's go.
- Welcome aboard. - Let's go.
Hey, babe, how you doing?
Hey, good.
I'm going to have you and Cat stay on board.
All right, here we go.
You're doing lunch right when you get back here?
You're doing lunch at the beach?
Yes, I am.
I want you to be both on top of everything.
What you can do is set the dinner.
How are you guys today?
It's good.
Do try and take a break today.
She's not gonna have one.
She was up, like, an hour and a half last night.
Yeah, I'll just give her a sense of urgency.
Just faster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like...
- 10 times the speed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, so what do you have? - Yeah.
- Kayak will be here shortly. - Okay.
It's a big what the [bleep]?
Go fast, but go safe.
No drinks.
Not yet. It's on its way.
As far as I'm concerned, when there's an excursion,
the stewardess on the excursion, it's their screw up.
So just these ones?
Have fun.
Fraser, Fraser, Kerry.
Go ahead, Kerry.
- Where's your location, mate? - I'm just in the upper pantry.
They're just gonna come back with the refreshments.
Okay.
Your stewardess Xandi,
they forgot the refreshments for the guests.
Oh, no.
- All right, so long. - How did that happen?
I believe it would be an interior job.
I gave it to Ben this morning for him to put on the boat.
He didn't.
It was my mistake for not telling.
- I thought it was just done. - Yeah.
- That's all right. - Okay, thanks, mate.
Pleasure.
This is----ed because
this is now Captain's first impression of me.
I look like an idiot
because Ben didn't do what I asked him to do.
Ben wants to play it seems.
Stupidly I trusted someone else
to help me facilitate my own job.
That's not gonna happen again.
Ben, Ben, Fraser?
Ben, Ben, Fraser.
Did you not take the black bags with you?
I've got them. Is that all you need?
No, Cap just said that I didn't give them their refreshments.
- There's no waters. - Not yet.
- It's on its way. - Perfect.
Yes.
So, I've been on break.
I told Jared I said these are for the kayaks.
- Did he not do it? - No.
[bleep].
Pretty sure we're not making it to our beach lunch by noon.
No one's gonna be happy.
Those black bags, did they go with the guests?
For the kayak. Yeah, yeah.
- They did? - Yeah.
Okay.
Captain said they didn't, somehow.
No, they did.
Oh, it's the blame game.
I love that one.
- Hey, Cap. - Yeah, mate?
Fraser just said that there wasn't some bags
that went with guests.
We got there and we're walking off to the adventure.
And then the guests thought,
and I'm like, where's the refreshments?
And I go, the girl's like, catching flies.
Sunny came back to get them.
Yeah, maybe we'll...
Oh, she had to come back, did she?
All right, well, there's the muck up.
I was diagnosed with ADHD.
I didn't really give a lot of the medications
a chance to work.
I don't think when stress comes,
my attention is that a little bit of a deficit.
Every once in awhile, squirrel?
But I'm right back to it.
This is going to be a bit of a rough season.
- Party's here. - Woo-hoo!
God, I am so happy right now I could die.
All right, jump on, mate.
Yep.
Mmm.
Wow.
Yay!
It's so cool.
- No. - You sure?
I don't know how you...
I don't know how you summon.
I'm doing so many things at once!
Cat, Cat, Fraser.
Mmm.
Cat, Fraser.
Barbie, Cat.
- Cat, Barbie. - I'm right here.
I'm going to go set up on my own.
So we've got two guests upstairs.
Okay.
Just be very, very conscious of what's going on in the boat.
Please speak to Barbie and tell her exactly that.
Cheers. I'll see you soon.
I'll see you on the beach, okay?
Oh, man.
Get the sun on me.
Barbie, Barbie, Cat.
Go for Barbie.
Go for Barbie, Cat.
Barbie, Barbie, are you on walkie?
Yes, I said go for Barbie twice.
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
- Yo! - Things are getting spicy.
What happened?
Barbie's working really hard, put it that way.
Cat, wait, where are you?
I said copy twice.
I didn't hear any of it.
I'm going to be heading out soon.
Cool.
But I'll let you know.
And we're just going to be, like,
intermittently checking on the guests,
but I'll let you know when I leave.
You're taking the guests.
Yeah, yeah, but I'm checking on them
- because there's two up there. - Cool.
And they're staying on the boat.
So you've got that, right?
Yeah, but Fraser wanted me to know
that we should just, like, keep checking on them.
- I should be able to do that. - You've got that, right?
Yeah, I'm going to do that.
Oh, God.
That's an absolute travesty.
Yeah, next time I'm going to go first, I think.
This whole setup, it's horrific.
All right. This is...
This is cool.
However, Kyle looks like a rugged farmer.
And my crops need cutting.
I will turn this around.
Where are you from?
I'm from Southeast Asia.
So, officially, I'm Asian-American.
- You're from Southeast Asia? - Where's Australia?
Oh, okay. I don't know anything.
Just geography.
I couldn't tell you where we are right now.
So, I left Australia.
I went straight to Victoria, British Columbia.
Is this a Bermuda Triangle that you crossed through?
The Bermuda Triangle's down here.
Barbie, have you done any of the room checks yet or no?
What do you mean by room checks?
Oh, like towels, things like that.
Yeah, of course.
What are you doing right now?
Just a bunch of stuff.
You mind taking care of this, please?
- My pleasure. - Thank you.
I'm emptying out trash.
Why?
Fraser just wanted me to know what was going on.
I don't understand what this attitude is for.
Fraser wanted me to make sure that we were doing
a specific task.
I know that, like, Fraser is not sending her to watch me.
Fraser knows that I know my----ing job.
This one needs to be, like, folded better.
Cat looks so innocent.
She's the kind of girl that will make a burn book about you.
But, like, to your face, it's all good.
Have you seen that cabinet that pops open?
Um, the secret one.
- Do you want me to show you? - Yeah.
You can show me this magical closet.
Barbie's given me, like, a Regina George vibe.
Like, I...
Sorry, I love Mean Girls, but [bleep] that girl.
I'm just so over her. I'm so over her.
It's a no from me.
They expected us to be working,
like, while they're gone, you know?
I am working.
Yeah, I know, but, like, making it look nice, obviously.
- G'day night, mate. - Hi, captain. How are you?
Fantastic. How are you? Good. So, what do you think?
We ready for lunch, right?
Yeah.
Ooh.
- That was worth it. - Nice.
Ooh!
Jared's not worked on a big boat for so long,
and I think he's just missing the mark with so many things.
Like, what the [bleep]? It's a simple cooler.
Jared, you've just put a whole wave
throughout the whole boat now.
- Oh. - Disaster.
Coming up...
I feel like I'm not being very respected.
- By? - Barbie.
How was it?
- Great. - That was pretty nice.
- Yeah. - Very cool.
That's a nice paddle.
That's perfect.
That's a beach bar, you know.
So we go at your pace, all right?
Yeah, okay.
- Good to know. - So are you good to go?
We're good to go.
- Just watch your legs. - Oh, God, okay.
Oh, yes.
I know. Vampire got some sun.
Hi, sweetheart. How are you doing?
Well, I feel like I'm not being very respected.
- A bit. - Okay. By?
Barbie.
What happened?
So you know how you told me to, like,
talk to her and figure things out?
About?
With everything, like, with our tasks when you're gone?
Yes.
When I would ask what she was doing when
she was, like, not doing anything,
she would just be like, why do you want to know?
Right.
And so I was like, that response
was just very disrespectful in my opinion.
Okay.
Just the fact that you're telling this to me
is just really, really helpful to us as a team.
I'm taking it to the Chief Stew early
because I don't want to deal with this all charter.
It's already affecting me emotionally.
We're all stressed enough with the guests.
I don't want to be stressed with the crew.
I'm listening to you and we're going to work on it.
Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
All right, guys, hop on.
Welcome, welcome, everyone, to land.
This is your station here.
Do you know what?
Show me what you've got
and I'll send you back and I'll do it.
All right. Here we go, ladies.
Thank you.
Please enjoy your salad
and we'll be back as soon as possible with water
- and other drinks. - All right.
Watch your back.
Perfect.
Grilled Cuban sandwiches.
Everyone like one?
Yes!
This is a Caribbean chicken wrap.
Let's do it.
I cannot believe it's hot.
Yeah.
Oh, stop.
This is not a sunburn.
It looks like I've been burned at the stake.
[gasping]
What's up with the pink floaties?
Is that for the hot tub?
This is Miami vibes.
You know, I'm from Miami and tonight we're doing Miami night.
I'm excited because it's my first time showing,
like, what my favorite thing to do is,
which is decorate.
I went to school in Argentina for interior design
Great college.
- Pink flamingos. - And we have wigs.
I'm pretty sure they might be for crew.
I love aesthetics.
I think we all know that.
Very smooth.
Oh!
Are you okay?
- See you soon! - Thank you!
Oh, thank God.
Pretty lengthy chat with Miss Cat just then.
I think she's just finding it difficult
to take direction and criticism from...
- Somebody? - Barbie.
Welcome aboard!
Glad you enjoyed it.
We get these gone first, you think?
Yeah, those are going to go on first.
All right. What's going over here?
It's going to be mucho caliente tonight.
First beach picnic out of the way.
Well done.
Is it nap time?
Sh--, shower and a shave.
- Hi, dude. - Hey, love.
How are you going?
Cat said something?
I don't know.
Wasn't sort of happy with you.
Really?
Today, she came up to me, she's like, what are you doing?
I'm like, you know, I'm just... I'm working.
I was shmoozing with Captain today.
Because, like, yesterday, I worked like a lunatic.
Inside, I was like, girl...
Barbie, Barbie, Fraser.
Fraser.
Do you like this, by the way?
I absolutely love it, but I don't see any forks.
- That's what I want to see. - It's happening now.
By the way, Ben just came and said that she went
and said all this sh-- about me to him.
Why is he meddling?
She's meddling.
No, he... I know him.
He just spent the whole day watching it.
I don't know what Ben's game plan is here,
but he's stirring the pot with my girls
because I guess he gets attention from it.
It gives him a chance for a girl to be like,
oh, no, what do you mean?
That's attention that he so desires.
- Hello. - Hi, mate.
He doesn't give a sh-- about
what it does to us as an interior team,
but also as a crew.
Ben, [bleep] off and leave my girls alone.
[chuckles]
Coming up...
Not real happy.
I'm actually pretty - ing pissed off.
I should have thought about this.
We've got a pump.
Oh my God. Ooh.
Alright, there we go.
- Thank you, darling. - You look wonderful.
I mean, you look approachable.
[laughing]
How red am I?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
It's that backwards hat, mate.
Oh, damn it.
Do you fancy anyone on board?
No.
Oh, mate, look at that.
I feel the heat radiating in here.
Yeah, you got it good today, bud.
- What about you? - Same.
Yeah.
I think everyone's the same.
Oh, yeah, get involved.
You're about to have your ass peeling, man.
Oh, that's right in the ass crack.
Looks cool.
- Cool, right? - Yeah, very.
I love it.
Yay.
[chattering]
It's looking good. What's that?
Venezuelan arepas.
Barbie, let's run this food, please.
For your first course this evening,
Venezuelan chicken arepas.
- Thank you. - Wonderful.
- Thank you. - So good.
I'm going to clear soon.
How long do you need for the next course?
- Okay. - Thank you so much.
- Oh, wow. - What's that?
Ropa Vieja.
Sounds pretty good to me.
Beautiful.
- Good evening. - Chef! Hello.
So for the main course tonight, we will have Ropa Vieja.
Oh, my God.
Hey, could everyone just, like, stop talking?
Well, they had to put something in our mouth to shut us up.
I've got a ball-gag in my room.
You're----ing amazing.
Go down and get some aloe vera.
There's aloe vera in the toiletry cupboard.
Bathe in it.
- Excuse my reach. - Thank you.
Oh, that's so cool, Chef. Well done.
I know, right?
On episode nine,
we'll be investigating the most gruesome murders
in the United States between 1950 and 1970.
- 80's Miami? - Yes.
Or I can lead. We'll do as you prefer.
This chapter contains disturbing
and graphic information.
All right, let's go, guys.
- ♪ Happy birthday to you - Oh my God!
[cheering]
Cap, I think blonde's your color.
I am a natural blonde.
- Oh, mate. - Can we sit down?
Because I could do a sit-down.
- Yeah. - My legs are rooted.
How's that?
- I just ate... - I know.
Pretty good.
Six years.
Six years roaming about, traveling.
You're retired or something.
Yeah.
What about you, Mr. Jared?
Separate from the mother of my daughter.
This is my first, like, real love.
Yeah, I thought I found my person.
But life takes different directions.
And when you love somebody, you got to let them go
so that they can flourish and fly.
Oh, wow.
You know...
All right. Next stop.
I'm going to go to bed and cuddle my husband.
Okay.
All right, I'm out of here.
Yeah, go to bed. I'll see you in the morning.
All right, guys.
Mommy's got to go to bed
because she's a very tired, elderly girl.
Once I finish this, we can, like, tag team it all, yeah?
Yeah, you can literally pick
whatever the hell you want to do.
Pick whatever you want.
- All right, thank you. - Cheers, yeah.
Oh, my feet.
Ouch.
[bleep].
Can't even paint my legs.
Holy sh--, rainbow.
[laughing]
- How'd you sleep? - Amazing. And yourself?
Like a baby.
That's what I find hilarious. People say that.
Yeah.
When you have kids, you're like,
I don't want to sleep like a baby.
Yeah.
My kids are the best kids in the world.
My son, Suay, he's 13,
and my daughter, Shay, she's 11.
My son, he has a huge character, big heart.
He's like his dad.
He's very, very sensitive.
My daughter, she's an absolute firecracker.
We have a very, very close bond.
When my kids were little, before I got in the flight,
I would actually offer drinks to those sitting near me.
And I'd apologize ahead of time.
I've got little kids. I'm sorry.
What are you drinking?
Ever since they were small,
I was gone like 10 months of the year.
But as they got older,
I was able to find jobs where I was home more often,
where I don't want to miss out on part of their life.
I want to be there for them.
I'm a family man, 100%.
I'm so broody. Every time I get on a flight,
I consider maybe getting on birth control.
[laughing]
[groans]
I feel a little bit bent.
It hurts doing this.
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.
Oh, by the way, my sheets, they don't fit my bed.
- Stop. - Yeah.
And they are the softest sheets.
So I was going to ask you, would you like some nice sheets?
You're so sweet.
- There's pancakes. - I love it.
Just so you all know,
for our special today, we had the lobster benedict.
I'm just saving room for a beer.
Yeah, because you need more alcohol.
I do.
- Lobster benedict. - Fantastic choice.
Oh, let me have that too, please.
Beautiful. Two of those.
We're ready for round two.
Yes.
And we'll just do three specials, the lobster benedicts.
Three specials. Boom.
All right.
I usually do this.
This is, like, a cheat code.
Ready? Flip it around.
We'll pull this through.
Oh, it's that one. Okay, got it.
- There you go. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Deck crew, deck crew.
Let's walk up to the Wheel House, please,
to have a meeting about the docking.
Copy.
- Good morning. - Hello, good morning.
Did you sleep well?
- Yeah. - Very good.
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that looks so good.
This is gorgeous.
Delicious.
First docking, guys.
Okay, so the person on the bow,
I just need closest point distances.
So if I say starboard distance,
it's the closest point where I could touch something.
Yeah.
The most important thing to get on quickly
is that stern line.
I'm assuming you'll be on this one here?
- Yes. - Okay.
Coming into this docking,
I really hope the guys are good on the radio.
It's a 200-foot vessel.
I'm coming in a very tight area
and also a crew not familiar with the boat.
There's no airbags on yachts.
We hit something, we're taking it out.
- Make sense? - Yep.
- Clear as mud? - Yep.
- Mmm. - Wow.
That's so good.
- Going down anchor wash? - Yes, please.
So we got to pack now.
Let's commence anchoring, please.
This is breaking my goddamn heart.
I do not want to go.
That is the anchor approaching the waterline, Cap.
Copy, copy. Thanks, gents.
Look at the waves.
Oh, my gosh. Wow.
Are you feeling fresh?
I'm alive.
I'm not ready to go home.
Yeah.
I know how I come off, and it's hard.
And if you talk to me instead of other people
on the boat about me, then that's the best thing.
Somebody did come up to me and tell me that you said something.
The only person it could have been is Fraser.
And I would be----ing shocked if he were to gossip.
Any complaints about my person, I'm here.
- Yeah. - Girls?
Yeah.
We need people to get changed, like ASAP.
- I'm on the bow. - Copy, copy.
Deck crew, deck crew. Game on.
Coming to the port.
I'm going to come starboard station
when I come out of here.
Okay, guys, I'll need port distance.
Bridge bow, 40 meters on port side and closing.
Stern distance.
Oh, [bleep] me.
That wind's got me good.
Bridge, port, you're clear to swing, clear to swing.
Distance astern?
All right. That's your distance.
Go ahead and give him his call.
Yeah.
Someone call these wankers. I need distance astern.
Call your distance.
Sorry, Cap.
One, two, three, four, man.
I'm getting no information on astern.
You guys need to speak.
I am sh--ting myself.
Stern distance.
I can't fight this, mate.
No information on astern.
You guys need to speak.
Oh, boy.
You've got 10-meter starboard quarter.
- What is it? - 10-meter starboard quarter.
Captain is on port wing. Captain's going to port wing.
Dude, are you kidding me?
Hold it.
Starboard distance. Starboard.
Hold it.
Steady.
We've got six, three, four meters.
Oh, my God.
- Starboard, fenders. - Starboard, fenders.
Come on.
Wow.
Starboard distance.
Holding five meters. Five meters.
Starboard, stay.
I've got this ring line on the dock.
Okay. All lines across, please.
Tight, tight, tight.
I'm not getting my calls. I'm not knowing where I am.
The wind catching me.
In 20 years, I've never been in that situation.
What the [bleep]?
That was hectic.
I could do to get my distances better.
- Oh, [bleep]. - [bleep].
- [bleep] - [bleep]
All crew, all crew, let's meet in the aft deck
for guest departure.
I'm going to be the sloppy bitch that cries my eyes out, dude.
We do hugs. It was amazing.
You guys are awesome.
Well, first off, the food was otherworldly.
The picnic, the tablescape was so on point.
I'm really impressed. A little something.
- Oh, thank you so much. - For the crew.
- Thank you. - Thanks, mate.
- Cheers, guys. - Brought a little bit of Texas.
Yes, yes, yes. Down south for you, boys.
For the ladies that don't like bourbon,
here's a little vodka and treats.
- Thank you so much. - Thanks, you guys.
- All right. - I'm going to cry now.
- Thank you. - Bye. Thank you.
See you next week.
All right, guys, that was great.
Guests had an absolute fabulous time.
Let's get in our off charter.
Deck crew to the wheelhouse, please.
Woo-hoo!
Interior, very quickly.
Yes.
Do any quick washing up.
He wants to fine tune probably.
Communication.
[exhales]
For [bleep]'s sake.
All right.
First docking, guys.
Not real happy.
I'm actually pretty - ing pissed off.
I can't have people on deck
who can't tell me what the [bleep] is going on.
The lack of communication to you was because of coming into here,
I wasn't completely set up the way that I wanted to be.
I found myself still scrambling.
Not enough time is not an excuse.
If you're not ready, tell me.
- Does that make sense? - Yes.
- Absolutely. - All right.
I think Jared is just used to running a boat himself.
Like a 70-foot boat where he can see everything.
So he's not really in my mind yet.
But he'll get there.
- Thank you. - Thanks, captain.
- Smash out here. - Yes.
I want all bathrooms to be stunning.
Will do.
Oh, man.
Chat like that just brings everything out of me, dude.
Yeah.
Docking's not something I should be getting called out on.
All crew, crew.
Five minutes to tip meeting.
Copy.
Oh, Christ.
G'day, g'day. Look at this.
What I'm going to tell you is all,
I'm like a dog with two tails.
Absolutely.
Really, really happy.
I mean, 24 hours getting to meet each other, turning a boat over.
The food that came out was amazing.
The service was incredible.
The water sports, beach set up.
I mean, well done, everybody.
Excellent work.
Little stuff that we can do better at.
You guys got to work together, communicate better.
We came into the docking just now.
It was pretty hairy.
But you guys, you pull it together.
I believe I've got a great team here,
and I really do believe you guys can make this
rest of the season extremely successful.
So I've got 25K here.
What?
- Get out. - Cheers, wow.
- That's $1,923 each. - Whoo!
- I love the money. - I love money.
I love money.
Never had one of those.
Comes in and it goes right back out.
What are you going to do with the money?
- Louis bag. - I love it.
Yeah.
- Cheers. - Cheers, Cap.
Cheers.
Charter one done.
Cheers, guys.
So I'd like to clock off around four.
So cute.
Yeah, I love the ears.
I found them. I thought they were cute.
Oh, look at that difference.
Cat, Cat, Fraser.
Can you please meet me on the Sun deck, please?
Yes, of course.
Last year, I took to my team as individuals.
Hi.
Barbie, can I meet you, please, on the Sun deck?
But I think it's important to see your team as one,
because this is not about you.
It's about us and it's about success.
- Hey. - Hello.
Hello, gorgeous girls. How are you doing?
- Good. - Good.
Throughout this season, I really want us
to all try to treat each other,
respect each other and
care for each other as we would captain.
Do you understand what kind of level of respect that is?
Yes.
First day, you were pretty slow compared to what I was doing.
And that's why I was talking to you the way
I was talking to you,
because what you were doing was not up to par
of what everybody else was moving.
Yesterday, Ben did come and tell me
that you had said some negative things about me.
I heard something today from Cat.
She's not happy with you.
Really?
Wow.
And my response to him because I thought
you were talking bad about me,
my response was she works snail speed.
I will say that first night, the dishes weren't stopping.
That's why I was stuck in that pantry so long is because
I kept getting new dishes.
If we didn't have this chat, we would never know that.
I was leveraging a bunch of different roles,
and whenever anyone asked something of me,
I would have to change directions
and pace to do that thing, because that was my position.
Also know you can say,
I'm just going to finish this one task if that's okay,
and then I'll move on.
You have the right to complete your task
because you're doing a very fluid job.
What I don't want to do anymore
is I said this, you said that.
Okay, agreed.
Great.
One more thing I want to mention.
Before Fraser left for the beach picnic,
I came downstairs, I saw you just chatting, hanging out,
and so I had spoke with you saying,
are you able to help around?
Hold on, guys.
You said you need to move
because we're supposed to be working.
I didn't say that.
I can promise you I did not say that.
They expected us to be working while they're gone, you know?
I am working.
I know, but making it look nice, obviously.
You're very sensitive to how I speak to you, but...
Let's just take a stop here,
because I don't see this going anywhere constructive.
We're getting petty.
I haven't----ing got time for pettiness, okay?
You're going to be a good stew, and you're going to get along.
And if you can't, I'm sorry,
I can't----ing help with that.
You'll both be gone.
Next on "Below Deck"...
Oh, Ben.
Everything you said you weren't going to do, here we are.
Have you eaten, Fraser?
I'll eat when I have to take my break.
There's no food.
- Okay. - We need food.
They don't get their fuel, they can't do their job.
I'm sorry I'm so terrible.
I will not accept how you ignore me and how you rude to me.
You're a bitch to me.