So you said you got a little three year old?
When'’s the last time you saw her?
I'’ve never met her.
You never met the little one?
She didn'’t particularly want me to be a part of things.
I think my heart just skipped a beat.
Not being able to talk because of the lack of cellular service
here putting me in a difficult way.
Oh, no.
Can I get a shot of tequila?
- A shot of tequila? - Yeah.
No, hold on, wait.
ing good for you.
But listen, listen.
Barbie'’s a spoiled brat.
But in yachting, work ethic and attitude is everything.
She loves to say that she'’s honest
and she just says it how it is,
but that'’s just not how life works.
You need to filter.
Okay.
You okay, mate?
No, no, I appreciate you.
Yeah, yeah.
Woo!
We broke 20,000 two charters in a row
and the first ones right off the rip.
I really do appreciate what you do, man.
Honestly, in an artistry sense.
Lot of stress, pressure.
When I'’m cooking, I just cook with all my feeling.
Thinking about my dad up there.
My dad'’s death anniversary is coming in four days.
He passed like a couple of years ago
and that'’s tough every day.
Those emotions,
I want to use this as a power, as a force.
I need to show him I can be the best.
It'’s not easy every day, but guess what?
I just love it.
Let'’s go!
Uno, dos, tres, quatro.
Yeah!
I thought I was into Jared,
but something really turned me off about him tonight.
- What? - I'’m like, I don't know.
It'’s just like the way he talks.
Hey, I wish we knew the whole story already.
We'’re back at home, bitches.
Get your gear on, girl.
Oh, my. We'’ve done well.
We'’re drinking and hot-tubbing.
What'’s going on, guys?
More blokes in the hot tub.
Yeah.
- Really? - Yeah.
I'’m on a boat full of people that I don'’t,
like, fully relate with.
You look----ing great.
Everyone----ing loves you.
- Really? - I'’m not even kidding. Yeah.
I'’m telling the truth.
Oh, yeah!
I'’m just here to have a good time.
I don'’t want to be mad at him.
Ben is looking hot.
I see that he'’s got a little bit of a fuzz on his chest,
and I love a little fuzz, especially some shaved fuzz.
It just shows that you'’re hairy.
For some reason, I like that.
- Bye, y'’all. - Bye, y'’all.
- Hi. - Hi.
I only get but two times a week to talk to my daughter.
I'’m in jeopardy of losing all communication
if I do not adhere and stick to the schedule that I have.
Trying to build trust again.
Super important to me that I maintain consistency.
Do you want half a burger?
- No. Hell, no. - I'’m gonna have a burger.
You speak Argentinian, English, Spanish.
I was in an International school,
so I learned in English and spoke in English.
Sang a lot of Hebrew songs.
Not yet, but I'’m going to be one day, God Willing.
I love Jewish people.
My soul is Jewish.
You'’re supposed to give your wife three things
in Judaism.
A house, clothes, and sex.
I'’ve never been drawn to religion
until I started getting into Judaism.
The second time I went to Israel
and I stood in front of the wall,
I bawled my eyes out for two hours.
That was when I really was connected
to something way bigger than me.
And the closer I got to Judaism, the more I found my soul.
And now I'’m just really trying to get onto that piece.
Jewish people are the----ing best.
And I want to be a part of them,
but I'’m just not ready right now to make that change.
But I really want it and I feel it.
Do you want to go to bed soon?
Yeah.
Sh--.
I think I need more caffeine.
If you'’d like to make a call, please try again.
I wanted to say g'’day to my daughter.
Cool.
This is what I'’m wearing today.
If you'’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again.
- Love you, too. - Bye.
Jared, Jared, Kerry.
Oh, sh--.
Yeah, you want to come up here, mate?
Yep.
We are at a good point,
but we'’re fine detailing.
And what we'’re doing is prepping
for the next charter.
Okay.
Yeah. It was...
Honestly. No, in terms of...
You looked like you had a big night.
Last night was particularly difficult for me.
I was very emotional.
Because Tuesdays and Fridays were the times
that I'’m supposed to speak with my daughter.
And not having phone service,
and I wasn'’t able to speak with my daughter.
- That sucks, man. - And...
- Sorry, man. It'’s real. - Don'’t be sorry, man.
It'’s real, man.
Don'’t be sorry for having an emotion, dude.
- Yeah. - I, uh... dude, I...
I learned a few years ago, man,
that you need to get this stuff out.
You'’re stronger at showing emotion than hiding it.
I really care about where Jared'’s at,
and I can see that he'’s not in a great place.
When I was going through a divorce,
I couldn'’t do my job.
And I tried many different methods
of trying to get my sh-- together.
I got rid of the drinking, started exercising.
I started listening to self-help books,
so I can relate to him.
Any point, if you need to call someone
and you'’re having issues with you, just come and see me.
When we'’re going through hard stuff,
hitting the piss is not going to help you.
I'’ll stop.
And we'’ve all got stuff going on.
Work through it.
You know, you'’re the bosun of the boat.
You'’ve got to hold yourself to a higher level.
He'’s going through a tough spot,
but you'’re a head of department.
You can'’t have your head in the clouds or somewhere else.
It affects your safety and the safety of the guests.
You'’ve got to be focused on the job.
- Doing great. - Thank you.
Coming up...
We'’re going to do the same folds for everyone.
We'’re going to do that triangle. It'’s so ugly.
I just want something uniform.
It'’s so easy.
You just get two and you crisscross them.
- It looks like a flower. - Okay.
That, I agree, that'’s good.
And then you put your finger in the center.
I want you to all focus on beds and guest areas.
We'’re going to have to go white ones.
We don'’t have enough blue.
I just need to get a whole '’nother----ing
bunch of towels, mate.
Cabins, cabins, cabins.
It'’s important for her that guests know her name.
The first charter, I hardly saw the guests
and I felt like just so behind the scenes.
Do you have like a favorite product or something?
Nice. Good choice.
You?
It'’s wet polish.
Very beautiful.
Captain, Fraser, can I meet you in the bridge, please?
Yes, mate.
I like that we have a favorite product. That'’s good.
Hey, matey.
Okay, a couple of things for you, sir.
Cat, I think she may be going through things outside of work,
- which I sympathize with. - Gotcha.
She'’s been fragile since the beginning of the season.
- Tears most days. - Wow.
Just so you know, that'’s where we'’re running with.
There is those rough days. It'’s having that moment.
It'’s like, look, I see you'’ve got head space.
So how about you go to your cabin and take half an hour?
- If it'’s possible. - Yeah.
On that note, yesterday and the day before,
I had a fantastic response from Barbie.
She changed her perspective.
It'’s the right direction, right?
Absolutely.
Barbie'’s brilliant with guests and on it and quick,
but she hasn'’t always got the best attitude towards people.
However, Barbie said she'’s going
to turn things around and be better.
Let'’s have hope that she will.
On that note, I'’m going to allocate stripes today.
Oh.
And I'’m hoping that that doesn'’t rattle anyone.
They need to be good with dealing with others.
If I'’m not around, need them to ask for me.
Yes.
I can see that you'’re going to be freer to be more creative.
So when you'’re away from the boat,
you have someone who can do things.
They'’re a good manager, they'’re good at work with,
they know the strengths. That'’s what it's about.
I think I'’ve crossed all my Ts.
I really appreciate being able to come to you, honestly.
Anytime, mate.
Match it a little bit more because the other pillow
is going to have to come...
- See all the creases now? - Yeah.
Pull it like that, see how it goes out.
Mm-hmm.
And then it'’s easier than to just do this at the bottom.
I see.
And instead of folding it up, fold it down.
Oh.
I'’m more than happy to teach.
Do the blinds in that cabin.
The blinds. Remember?
Slide in your fingers.
Because you want to move all the creases the same way.
Rich people have no idea what we do for them.
This captain is brilliant.
I know. He'’s a great captain.
- He'’s doing a amazing job. - He'’s cool.
He'’s like our daddy.
Yeah.
And guess who'’s your mummy?
- You'’re my mummy. - That'’s correct.
I could be sad. I could be mad.
But every time I see you, I just end up being glad.
Dude, you'’re getting so cheesy with it.
I know.
- But that'’s what I am. - It'’s getting so bad.
I'’m sorry, but I'm not sorry.
I think we have...
Oh, I was ready to walk right through that.
- Hello. - Hi. How are you?
I'’m doing quite well.
What are the state of the towels that I ordered?
I just need towels.
There has to be towels on this island.
White or blue.
All right.
ing dickhead.
All right. I very much do apologize.
He'’s frazzled.
No, I don'’t need bath towels.
I just want to nap so bad.
Heads of department, can you guys please
meet me down the crew mess
for our preference sheet meeting.
- Roger. - Copy, cap.
All right. Heading down.
All right. Let'’s knock this out.
All right.
So Tina Smuthers is a luxury property manager
from Waukee, Iowa.
Her husband Rich, Tina'’s business partner Mike
and his wife Eileen
are owners of a residential real estate firm from Illinois.
Please don'’t hand Tina a champagne glass.
She prefers to drink out of a plastic cup.
It'’s stupid and psychotic to be asking for plastic
for every single drink.
Dislikes beef, pork, poultry, eggs, tofu.
She'’s got a lot of problems, this woman.
Like, come on, babe. Enjoy life.
Have an egg.
She'’s got a screw loose.
- Okay. - Guests would like to snorkel.
Grenada, like most Caribbean islands, is known for its reefs.
Seeing all the fish come in
and the different corals is absolutely epic.
These guests want to go snorkeling?
We'’ve got an amazing trip for them.
The theme for night one should be
the Roaring 20s in Monte Carlo.
After breakfast, guests would like
to compete in a friendly game of beach volleyball
and drinking games.
Lunch should follow the games.
So, charter three, guys.
Expectations coming in this charter:
We'’re not going to miss anything.
You can'’t be distracted.
- Thank you, everybody. - Thank you, Captain.
Cheers.
You'’re----ing great.
You'’re doing a phenomenal job.
You are very dangerous, boy.
Kerry, Kerry, Jared.
Hey, mate.
I just wanted to check in with you.
Any time, mate. I'’m free now.
How do you feel?
You'’re going to make me cry again.
Oh, my God. I just realized how many I'’ve eaten.
That was a lot.
All right, mate. What do we got?
How are you doing, man? How are you doing?
On top of it?
I'’m just trying to work on it, man.
This morning, I heard you.
- Yeah. - And I felt it.
I'’m leaving behind what needs to be left behind
so that I could be present in the moment.
Yeah, I care about your physical health
- and your mental health. - Yeah.
All right?
And if your head'’s not in the game,
you need to really work out where you'’re at,
and if you can do this job.
We all make mistakes.
But this morning, you'’re either still drunk
or you'’re hungover,
and I don'’t want a person in a leadership role doing that.
You know what I mean?
All right, so...
because I understand what it'’s like.
I'’ve been where you've been
as a captain, and I left my job.
So let'’s do this try-out and just check in.
Check in with yourself.
I'’m going to try to keep my head in the game
because I want to be here.
I hate to start something and not finish it,
but it'’s going to be difficult.
- Thank you. - Any time, man.
The door'’s open, okay?
Interior, interior.
Oh, look at the moon.
Holy sh--, yeah.
Okay, charter tomorrow,
Barbie, I'’m going to have you on service.
Cat, I want you to work between departments.
Xan, you'’re phenomenal at housekeeping,
but more importantly, I trust you,
and I would be totally honored
to have you as my second...
Honestly, I don'’t need a stripe to prove my worth,
and now this is going to cause more attention to me.
- Good job, Xandi, Xand. - Well done.
I love you all dearly.
- Get some rest. - All right.
We'’re up at seven tomorrow, so get an early one.
- All right. - All righty.
Of course he picks her to be second.
Xandi'’s so far up Fraser's ass,
and I'’m not going up there.
Whatever.
Second stew in Fraser'’s mind, in her mind, and in Cat'’s mind.
In my mind, I'’m second stew.
Coming up...
Got the profiteroles.
Wait, did you taste it already?
I didn'’t.
- Tina. - I'’m done.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
The primary said "I'’m done."
Ooh, nice!
Morning.
Lot to take in.
Interior, interior.
On the dock, we have provisions.
Copy.
I hope these people like salad.
Stairmaster, mate.
Pineapple.
Got the barbie.
- That'’s bar. - Yeah.
Ba-a-a!
Games and stuff.
Ooh, nice.
Ah.
Yes.
We got towels. Yellow.
I mean, at least we don'’t have to wash the stains out.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I don'’t think I've wanted to sleep more in my life.
I guess you can'’t teach a Cat a new trick?
I don'’t know what to do anymore.
It'’s a big----ing boat. I can'’t do it by myself.
I'’m getting----ing annoyed. I'’m going to snap.
- This is not supposed to show. - Okay.
Do whatever you need to do without it.
- To make it not shine? - Yeah.
All crew, all crew, 30 minutes for guests arrival.
I'’m so good at my job. Okay.
Not bad. Clean that cord up a little better.
The zipper is showing.
- Yeah, that'’s it. - Check the rest of them.
Yeah.
All right.
Things are coming together.
I'’m finding less and less things to point out.
- Good, mate. - Great.
I like it.
The directory is going like this.
Let'’s get to the aft deck. Let'’s look sharp.
I'’m a happy guy.
Barbie. Barbie...
Thanks, boss.
So, so, so, so, so cute. Well done.
Good job, Barbie.
All right, guests are walking on.
Yeah.
Should I go at the end?
- Yes. - Take your shoes off.
Let'’s go.
- G'’day, Rich, I'm Kerry. - How you doing?
- Fraser, nice to meet you. - Hi, Anthony.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Kerry, nice to meet you. - And this is mine.
- Yes. - Yay, thank you.
Jared.
Nice to meet you.
On behalf of the crew of St. David and myself,
I'’d like to welcome you to Grenada.
This is Fraser, our Chief Stew.
- He'’ll show you around. - Awesome.
Perfect. Thank you.
Luggage, my crew.
We'’re just going to head up here.
This is our Sun deck.
Fantastic for tanning.
Eileen will be up ready to go.
- This is the master? - Yes.
- Gorgeous. - The master bath.
- That is all the luggage. - Nice one, guys.
Good job.
All crew, we'’ll be getting out of here in 15 minutes.
Typically, you do at the bar?
I prefer any beverage in a plastic cup.
- Okay. - Yes.
And was it any other particular things
that you were specific about?
So, it'’s pescatarian, no meat at all.
Now, Chef just wanted to know,
because he will do a French toast, for example.
He wanted to do some crepes, but he just didn'’t know.
I won'’t eat that, but I'’m good with any...
I mean, I'’m not picky as long as it doesn'’t have meat.
Amazing. Yes, of course.
- So, we'’re good. - No, that'’s great.
I'’ll let him know that.
It doesn'’t look like Tina likes anything at all.
She doesn'’t like smiling. She just doesn'’t like much.
But I will do my best to deal with it.
- Good. - Awesome.
Can I get you something to drink?
I'’ll do the Tito's in soda water in a plastic cup.
Olé.
Is the deck team ready to go?
Ready on the stern.
We are ready on the bow.
- Yeah. - Start releasing. Bow to stern.
Aft leading spring on board.
All lines clear.
Midships. Five meters and closing.
Parallels. Five meters.
Four meters and holding.
I think I was clear a while ago.
I think we'’re going to move upstairs.
All right. Let'’s go.
Well, this is a good life.
Whoop!
these.
I feel like everything on housekeeping
and laundry comes down on me.
But at what point is it not training camp anymore?
Hmm?
I literally had to redo every single thing.
- From yesterday. - Every single thing.
When you'’re doing turn downs,
make sure she'’s, like, doing it correctly.
We'’ll continue with that for now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy [bleep].
"Gre"-nada, granada, potato, po-"tah"-ta.
All right, Kyle, you'’re going to stay up here with me.
Yeah, show me, show me, show me.
I'’m going to get you just to watch it first.
Okay, let it run to two shots, please.
Bridge, bridge, that is two shots at the waterline.
Band break is on.
So it'’s up and down right now.
Yeah.
Which means the anchor'’s right on the bottom,
and the chain'’s just piled on itself.
Yep.
Okay, deck team, you happy with that?
I'’m happy here.
It'’s gorgeous. Life does not suck.
I'’m the king of the world.
Stop it.
Okay, so what I'’m going to do is have Cat on service.
Perfect.
I'’m just helping Chef with their lunch.
Get all this stuff blown up.
Oh, it looks so good, babe.
- Yay. - Up top.
Sick, bitch.
Oops, I missed, I missed, I missed.
I'’m taking the guests to the table.
Okay.
Good job.
- Ooh, nope, again. - Again.
Yes!
- Sparkling or still? - Still.
No faucet water, though. No faucet water.
Beautiful.
We'’re going to get the order as well.
100%.
So it'’s chicken teriyaki and sushi.
Sushi.
And you would like the selection of sushi, right?
Yes.
Like, voilà.
This is a tuna ceviche.
Oh, this looks good.
Bon appetit.
So good.
A little different take.
It'’s going to be five sushis and three chicken teriyakis.
Perfect. Thank you.
Yeah.
You'’re going to, you, you'’re...
You know what, you better start behaving.
I, well...
Day by day?
No comment.
You guys are like twins, actually.
Yeah, I know.
Brother and sister.
That looks fun.
Barbara, what'’d you get?
I got the chicken teriyaki with the pineapple.
We have pretty food. I love it.
Are you ready for this to go, chef?
- Yeah. - Rich mixed up the wasabi.
I like to eat in 15 minutes.
I'’m a mom of three, so we don'’t eat lunch
over the course of 40 minutes.
Oh, that looks delicious.
This is a lot of food.
- Just love it. - My mom used to like it.
- Oops. - Mm-hmm.
Eileen, do you have enough to drink?
Just make sure.
Our primary for this trip is Tina,
and she is in the real estate industry, very successful,
and she'’s brought her business partner, Mike, with her.
And his wonderful wife, Eileen, loves drink.
I can'’t wait to wrestle you on the----ing beach.
It'’s going to be good.
Good for her.
I'’m going to the beach with you tomorrow.
Ben'’s going to snorkel.
- Okay. - With Sunny today.
Let'’s do it. Where'’s Sunny?
- Hi. - Where'’s my gal?
Hi. How are you doing?
Are you not?
Well, we got everything for you to float.
- All right. - In the water.
So, guys, where are you all from?
Chicago. Illinois?
- Iowa. - Iowa?
The kids are at home today because it'’s snowing.
We'’ll get the front of house cleaned first,
So how do you guys all know each other,
if you don'’t mind me asking?
That'’s right. You guys are business partners, yes?
Yes.
Guests are departing, heading, snorkeling.
Have fun.
We'’re going snorkeling right now.
Yeah. Yeah.
They'’re quite calm. They'’re not crazy.
So when we speak to them,
like, I'’m going to keep it all quite tame.
Why?
Because they'’re just a bit weird.
Everyone, we'’re ready to jump in when you are.
Safety first.
That'’s the way.
I wish I was you right now.
It'’s always good getting off the boat.
I mean, that'’s what you join yachting for.
You want to drive the tenders.
You want to go on snorkeling trips.
You want to do stuff with the guests.
That'’s what it's about.
You don'’t want to be interior, scrubbing on your knees,
cleaning sh--.
No, thank you.
My hair is a problem today.
I'’m going to go freshen up.
I'’m going to look like a whack-a-doodle.
Look at this.
Oh, if they said I'’m going to go do a whack-a-doodle,
- I'’m like... - What is, no...
I don'’t even know what that means.
Me either, but it sounds weird.
I'’m trying to be nice.
But he'’s just turning me off so much.
Like, everything about him. Like, every...
Like, I can'’t stand a sentence.
I cringe.
I have to backpedal.
Like, it'’s backpedal time.
Really awkward.
Coming up.
Oh, bottom down there.
Okay.
St. David, St. David. We'’re heading back now...
Copy that.
- Oh, yeah. - Hey, guys.
Ready?
Thank you.
We are back on board. Where all the drinks are.
No, you'’re good. We got you.
Peach lemon shot. You guys will love it.
If you could just be on service,
until we start setting up for dinner.
Tonight for dinner is...
- 1920s. - Okay.
- Yes! - Monte Carlo.
- Okay. - Casino.
Okay.
- Dinner'’s at eight. - Yes.
And you don'’t have to spoil the surprise,
but I can'’t wait to see what they'’re making me with no meat.
Of course, of course, of course.
She said, I'’m really excited to see what chef has for me
that has no meat.
- And I said, yes. - Lobster?
The drinks are never ending here on St. David.
Lobster needs to be cold only for me.
Cold lobster.
What'’s cold lobster?
- I have no idea. - Does she mean raw?
No, she'’s going to be sick.
Well, that might be quite good, actually.
It'’s Monte Carlo night.
This is for you, my love.
Is it going to fit me?
Oh, that'’s so cute. You have to wear it.
- It'’s great. - I didn'’t know what to do.
It'’s great.
Oh, no. What'’s wrong?
Wait. What did you say?
Oh, no.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, no, what'’s wrong?
Oh, my goodness.
Call engineering?
Engineering, can we get you to the guest rooms, please?
That thing fell as I was trying to, like...
Yeah, the glass panel.
- It was a total disaster. - Just fell.
This guy'’s broken a door.
I'’ve----ing broke hundreds of doors when I'’ve been drunk.
We broke a leg...
Guitars.
There'’s nothing better than breaking a guitar,
whether you'’re drunk or not.
Oh, dude. That'’s fine.
Engineering is on their way.
Three deck crew?
Yeah, basically, last season,
Ben did the Beach Olympics with us and tennis,
and he got so into it.
- Yes! - Oi!
Yes, they did.
Unless you'’ve got another member of crew,
who can bring that amount of energy...
Hi.
Yeah, well, I mean, I'’m talking, like...
Let'’s do this, boys!
You know, like, proper get into it.
- Um, okay, yeah. - But three would be ideal.
This is fantastic.
Goddamn nightmare.
I'’m sure you will.
- Let'’s do this! - Perfect.
Yours is so cute. You look like a peacock.
What'’s up, Ben? I haven'’t seen Ben all day.
Hey, is that Xandi?
I'’m in my... Whatever it is.
- Okay, you smell good. - Thank you.
- You look fantastic. - Everyone smells good.
I'’m not sure what it is.
I don'’t know what it is either.
Let'’s go!
Aw, look how cute!
Who doesn'’t love giant cards?
I'’m sorry, what do they call giant cards?
Chef, chef, just going to do it water service and drink service.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your evening
in the French Riviera.
Thank you very much.
1920s Monte Carlo Casino theme.
Quite a long sentence, that one.
Alrighty, we'’ll get started shortly.
Captain, Jared, you got a minute
just to go over tomorrow quickly?
So this evening we'’re going to stick with a French menu.
We'’re going to start with the French onion soup.
If they took the shampoos out of the bag,
should I put them back in the bag?
No, you put the bag in one of the drawers.
Oh.
That'’s what I would do.
So Fraser wants three people on the beach.
And he'’s like, he wanted Ben to go for sure
because he wants to make sure that there'’s somebody
on the beach he can do it. And I was like, hi.
It'’s important that we make sure
he sees that you don'’t always need him.
Yeah.
You know, I'’m a good card to pull as well.
Well, you'’ll be there too, so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Two great cards.
Look, Jared, this is not the mature approach to this job.
- Alrighty then. - Thanks, man.
It'’s very important not to get your personal feelings
involved with the professional part of your job.
Come on, mate.
- Thanks, mate. - Thanks, have a good sleep.
- See you in the morning, mate. - Yep.
Honestly, who likes to gamble?
I love gambling.
But I like slot machines.
Yeah, so you like pushing buttons?
I like pushing people'’s buttons, so they'’re like,
are you just being a bitch to be a bitch?
I wish people didn'’t have as much hair as they do.
Can you set my plate more quietly?
- Oh, my God. - Set your plate more quietly?
Well, yeah, man. It'’s so loud.
Can you set down my plate more quietly?
Can you feed your wife more water?
I woke up from my nap and I was like, where am I?
I'’d be setting plates down like this.
Wow.
It looks perfect.
All right, I put the sauce
and you can go when we have the sauce.
Yeah, yeah.
So that can go to Tina.
Um...
These people----ing suck.
Here you are.
Lovely. Thank you so much.
You'’re lucky you'’re good looking.
That'’s all you got going on.
Dear Jesus.
What an asshole.
- Care for a glass of wine? - Red wine.
Absolutely.
Surf and turf so it'’s going to be steak with peppercorn sauce,
potato gratin and lobster.
Take your own advice.
God, she'’s so drunk.
This is a lot of food.
Like, a lot.
Oh!
Michael.
Seriously, again?
I'’ll be right back to clean that up, okay?
This is happening to me again.
Please be careful. I don'’t want you to cut yourself.
Hey.
What?
Interior, how are you doing with cabins?
Okay, fantastic.
Piss off.
Cool. Chocolate.
Such fun.
All right. Perfect. Thank you.
We'’ve got the profiteroles with some vanilla ice cream
and some fresh cream.
No ripped money. No ripped money.
Thank you very much.
You'’re welcome.
Wait, did you taste it already?
I did.
Tina.
Dude, wait.
It'’s a----ing ice cream, it'’s gonna melt.
I can hardly wait to have a bite.
Yeah.
I was waiting for everybody else though.
It'’s kind of how I roll.
But I'’m not going to when it'’s like, it's gonna melt.
Frasier!
There you go, there you go.
Thank you, Frasier.
- Are we allowed to eat now? - Yeah.
If you'’re a polite person, you wait till everyone has your...
No, Jesus Christ.
Do we have to----ing have this?
Well, this is how we do it in the real world.
Everything okay, sir?
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Alrighty.
Nighty night, girl.
Such a weird exchange.
Primary was like, I'’m done.
- Just now? - Stunning.
Whoa.
Thank you.
We got you.
- Her exit was a... - And here I am.
Seven?
She could have made it better with a hug.
Or a... Or a...
Yeah.
They'’re all bitching about her.
There'’s quite a bit of animosity going on in the air,
but I'’m quite pleased to hear that I'’m not the only one
that thinks Tina'’s a bit of a raging...
Tina.
Is Tina gone for the night?
Oh, sh-- is hitting the fan.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'’m fine.
She was drunk and I told her to----ing settle down.
Can I get you anything?
No, I'’m good.
There'’s been times that I had to cope
in the foster care system fully alone,
so I genuinely can relate to how she'’s feeling.
Sh--.
Let'’s go.
Let'’s go get our stuff on.
Yeah, hey, Ben, you can knock off, man.
Thanks, dude.
Good night.
Thank you so much for everything.
You'’re both amazing.
- Come on, Eileen. - Come on.
How many times do I have to say this on this trip?
Come on, Eileen.
Here we go. Let'’s just power through this.
This is gonna be exciting looking at this.
They'’re just straight up rude people.
She just looks at me like straight in the face and says,
it'’s a good thing you'’re good looking
because you'’ve got nothing else going for you.
Eileen'’s comment brings me back to the way
that I felt as a child of being told,
like I'’d [bleep] something up, back to not being good enough.
These people suck.
Yeah, whatever.
Well, good luck.
I tend to put myself down a lot.
It affects the way I feel about my self-worth.
Can I offer anybody a round of waters?
Hey, don'’t make the trip without bringing a drink
for everyone and a water for everyone.
My pleasure. Oh, the bubbles turned off.
Let me turn them back on for you.
You'’re fine?
All right, no problem.
I'’ll be right back with those drinks.
Awful.
These guests are so rude.
They'’re lucky I can't say what I would normally say.
I'’m so sick of these people.
Oh my God, I thought you were one of the guests.
I was like...
Eileen?
Is she still there?
What day is it?
I want to die.
You'’re welcome. Thank you for your service.
Here you are, beautiful.
And the vodka Sprite is on the way.
Welcome to hell.
Hi, Eileen.
- Okay, I'’m going. - You ready to go to bed?
Let me help you out.
I'’m going to take you.
Hold on to the railing for me.
Just want to make sure you don'’t fall, okay?
No, right.
That'’s okay, love. Happens to the best.
You'’re perfect. I'’m just making sure.
No, I know.
Can'’t believe I have to wake up and do all this
all over again with these same people.
But tomorrow, I'’m keeping my eye out.
Like, if they get way too drunk,
then I'’m just going to start watering down, you know.
And I need to be checking on these guests all the time.
Good night.
Barbie, Barbie, Cat. I'’m heading down.
Thank you for everything.
- Good night. - Good night.
My feet hurt.
ing pissed me off.
Seriously, pissed me off.
You'’re lucky you'’re good looking.
That'’s all you got going on.
Every time I see you, I just end up being glad.
Dude, you'’re getting so cheesy with it.
I know, but that'’s what I am.
It'’s getting so bad.
This morning, you'’re either still drunk or you'’re hungover.
If your head'’s not in the game,
you need to really work out where you'’re at
and if you can do this job.
God damn it.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
Do I have to switch out silverware tonight?
I'’m just used to having a chief stew who tells me.
Do you want me to tell you, is that what you'’re trying to say?
Here we go again.
She, like, fell off of the jacuzzi last night.
Kyle, your----ing tobacco is still open.
It'’s flying all over the----ing place.
I have a job to maintain.
You'’ve got to remember that there'’s also six--
What'’s going on here?