Do you have any news on the stew?
- It'’s, you know, a busy season. - Yeah.
It'’s out of my control.
I'’m definitely feeling a stew down.
Is it possible to do sushi as an appetizer at the bar?
When we come down.
Seems our primary, she'’s okay
about her friend taking over the boat.
She'’s like, she'’s a----ing captain.
Are there any that don'’t have fish?
We should be focused on the primary.
He is out of his depth.
He'’s just imploding.
I eat, like, avocado, cucumber roll sushi.
- Oh, okay. - Barely do fish.
Definitely not doing raw fish.
Yeah.
Chef, so there are no vegetarian sushi rolls?
Chef may have bitten off more than he can chew in this job.
I know it'’s difficult, but you'’re cut out for it
and experienced and ready to run, or you'’re not.
And I'’m just worried that he'’s not quite there yet.
He said 8:30.
Ah, that'’s who I'’m looking for.
- You know what? - We...
I spoke to the chef. You weren'’t here.
We wanted to sit at 8:30 so we could get going.
So what are the chances of that happening?
I'’ll go speak to him now.
I can see where we'’re at with that.
Fraser always seems to have a stew down.
For the couple of seasons, I'’ve worked with him now.
See how the tables turn that quick?
- Oh, man. - We'’re in the clear.
We'’ve got this, mate.
They want to sit down ASAP.
Okay. I'’m going to try to make the magic.
Perfect.
We'’re good, brother. We done.
Sunny, you get up a 5:00 tomorrow.
Going down at nine.
Bye, goodnight.
Barbie, I need you on service now.
I'’m changing and running up.
We'’re man down, but I'm taking the brunt of the work.
You know, like, when did I become Cinderella?
And at this point, it'’s like a mixture
of I really don'’t want to be here,
but I'’m not a quitter.
So I'’m going to give Fraser what he wants,
and I'’m going to push through,
and I'’m going to give him this fake-ass, bullsh---ass smile
that I don'’t feel.
And I'’m just not going to complain.
We'’re ready to go. All righty.
We'’re going up, baby.
You look beautiful.
Welcome to the party.
It'’s so pretty.
Wow.
Mm-hmm.
Tell me we have napkins.
We don'’t have people like...
Oh, Captain.
- G'’day. - Wow, look at this.
How are you, captain?
I got the gold bit, but not the white bit.
I'’m so sorry to interrupt.
- Oh, here we go. - So we have three options.
We'’ve got chicken pad thai, we'’ve got the tofu pad thai,
and we'’ve got a vegetable curry.
I would love to start with the primaries
to see what they would like first.
Can I do half and half?
The vegetable and the tofu.
Or like a bowl of the pad thai, maybe, on the side.
I'’ve got my phone out,
because I know it'’s going to be a complex order
just so you all know.
- Pad thai chicken. - Tofu.
I'’ll have the same.
I'’ll have chicken, please.
Sounds great.
You'’ve got to get to your weakest,
become your strongest, concentration.
Okay, so we'’ve got two mix.
- Tofu pad thai and curry. - Okay.
And we'’ve got four chicken.
One, two, six, seven, eight, nine.
I'’m not sure that's working at all.
No, absolutely not.
I don'’t know where you ever thought that was.
- I don'’t know. - Don'’t worry about it.
Just focus.
No more throwing sauce around.
They have eight children, by the way, Captain.
Eight?
They'’re running away from home.
Do you want me to do this for you, chef?
Would you like me to lay the chicken?
Give me the chicken, please.
My God, what would happen if I wasn'’t around?
It'’s like, whew, guys, I'’m sorry.
I----ed up.
They'’re one short.
No, don'’t wait. Don'’t wait.
I don'’t think we need to wait.
What are these?
Well, I'’ve got two veg curry, and that'’s it.
So that'’s for Pete, and this is for Jen.
This is so heavy.
The dual part is...
This is the worst day of my life, I think.
This is the worst dinner service I'’ve had all season.
My food is already cold.
There'’s obviously something going down the galley,
something going wrong.
But if I look like I'’m getting pissed off,
then those are going to get pissed off around me.
And to top it off, we have Jill.
Not good, guys.
What'’s going on with that?
Hate to sounds like a jerk, but it'’s kind of cold.
I guess, I don'’t know.
The meal didn'’t come out right.
Maybe.
Have you ever hooked up with a charter guest?
Yes.
Bro, I was dating a charter guest.
Were you?
I'’ve had a lot of stories with charter guests, bro.
I'’ve been very naughty.
Growing up, no one really told me that I was good looking.
And it'’s funny now, because I get hit on by so many guys.
So many girls.
I love that, bro.
Bro, like this girl, chartered our yacht.
Cougar, bro.
And I just went to live with her in Berlin.
I like it when women come to me because it makes me feel good.
But I also like the hunt.
If I find a girl really attractive
and I see her at a bar,
I would go, fall on the floor,
do some push-ups, stand up, do that.
They'’re like, what'’s going on, baby?
That'’s my pick-up line.
It'’s all kind of like a hit or miss.
Bro, I love that.
- ing, oh, man. - That'’s what it's about.
I think we'’re good to clear.
- Okay. - Should I clear?
We'’ve got to kill 20 minutes.
If I have to get my tits out and start
- breastfeeding captain, I will. - Okay.
We have to just kill time.
Ugh.
All right. So a little bit before the dessert,
this is rum, almond milk,
and just a little touch of strawberry.
Very impressive.
How'’s it going, babe?
Do you ever hire family members, like sister and brother, or...
I hired my girlfriend once.
Did you meet her on a ship?
- I did, actually. - Wow.
It'’s supposed to look like soufflé.
What is this?
French brownie soufflé.
A French chocolate soufflé.
I like that he added the chocolate syrup
- just to punch it. - Mm.
That was a great idea.
- What'’s going on, babe? - Not much.
Finishing up.
You seem very quiet.
Yes.
- Hmm? - Yes.
My fake smile only lasts so long.
- It'’s wearing off. - Yes.
So I'’m going to depart.
Thank you so much for joining us.
We'’ll see you in the morning.
Anthony'’s food was average and his timing was sh--.
I need to talk to him at the end of the charter.
There'’s no use beating him up now,
but I'’m very disappointed.
Coming up...
I'’m just, like, scared to communicate with you, honestly.
I can'’t do with your no eye contact.
I can'’t do with the no talking.
I'’m, like, doing better. Like, I flipped this, like, internally.
You did flip the switch.
But it feels like your finger'’s on it right now.
- Yeah. - About to flip it again.
I'’m too tired. I'’m sleeping.
- Let'’s go to bad. - Let'’s go.
- Get in your pajamas. - I don'’t wear pajamas.
Yeah.
Good night, everyone.
Go in bed.
Xan, Xan, Fraser.
Go ahead.
You can clock off now, please.
Good, copy.
I'’ll come see you.
What a crazy day.
I'’m going to start making breakfast right now.
Right now?
I'’m exhausted.
Tomorrow night is going to be
the sh--test night we'’ve ever had.
No one'’s going to want to talk to each other.
Barbie'’s pissed off.
Everyone'’s being so sensitive.
Energy is horrific.
We'’ve got no stew.
- How'’s it going up there? - Good.
Gorgeous.
Now I go down and Xandi'’s sitting at the bar.
- Good night. - Good night, darling.
See you.
So, mate, I'’ve got a feeling that
I'’m going to make a decision.
I'’ve told you about this, about the lead.
Well, who'’s going to be the best?
He is great.
But he is like a puppy.
He'’s very excited about things over the top.
I feel like Sunny already knows the boat quite well.
But obviously we'’re sleeping together.
You'’ve got to be careful with that.
I really need someone to sort of lean on
and be my right-hand man.
Dylan is fantastic.
I mean, on paper,
he'’s got everything you need in a lead deckhand.
He'’s really knowledgeable on deck.
Sunny jells really well with the crew
and you can rely on her and trust her.
Yeah, but also who works best with the rest of the crew,
who can delegate?
I'’ve got to really, like, assess these two
and see what their strengths and weaknesses are
and if I can rely on them being lead deckhand.
At the end of the day,
the person that'’s doing the most hard work
is putting the most amount of effort into it.
- I Agree. Yeah. - Needs it.
- Hey, mate. - Hey.
Oh, my...
these people.
Dude.
- Good morning. - How are you doing?
Good, how are you?
Good.
Hmm?
- All good? - Hmm.
All good.
I grew up with my parents being so in love.
Every day, I just see them cuddle.
In the morning, it'’s a big hug and a kiss
and that shapes who I am as a person today.
I just want to love. I want to connect.
I want to feel feelings.
Taller than you.
I know that he likes me. I like him. I trust him.
Ben, Ben, Kerry.
We need everything packed up by quarter to nine.
Copy, copy.
What time would you like to do breakfast this morning?
Should we order right now and tell you what we want?
Yeah.
I'’m just going to tell you our specials.
So you'’ve got the smoked salmon benedict,
breakfast burrito, which is vegan and gluten-free.
And then you'’ve got the veggie omelette.
I'’ll do a veggie white omelette with cheese.
- Can I have the burrito? - Yeah.
Sunny and Kyle, can I get you guys forward to prep the anchor?
Copy.
And I'’ve got your food order already.
They'’ve all got something different.
Yeah, of course.
I hate them. But I don'’t.
I just hate Jill.
Bridge, bridge. That'’s the stern door coming up now.
Copy, copy. Commence anchoring, please?
Coming up.
Captain, that'’s one shackle.
And I can see the anchor.
Anchor'’s up. Bringing it in the pocket.
Good job, team. Let'’s get the show on the road.
Okay. And here we go.
Yeah.
Oh, that'’s so pretty, Melinda.
Yeah, it'’s beautiful. Thank you.
It'’s already killed me.
There'’s not much else that could go wrong.
- Well, good morning. - Good morning.
Where do you need me?
Can you quickly cover me for two seconds?
I just need to pee, I'’ve been holding it.
- Sure. - Thank you.
I'’ll be right back up.
Thank you.
How did you sleep?
Good, thank you.
You seem very quiet.
This is just how I wake up, honey.
I'’m ignoring Fraser now because I don'’t know
how to communicate with him.
He just, like, dismisses everything that I feel.
When I say things to him,
he takes it like I'’m just being a problem.
I can'’t win, and I feel like I can'’t be myself anymore.
I really feel defeated.
Ben, Ben, Sunny, can you guys please come to the bridge?
Copy that.
It'’s very windy.
This is our last good meal today.
Oh, my God, this is awesome.
So, today'’s a bit windier,
so I'’m expecting to struggle bringing this in.
We'’re expecting winds over 30 knots.
Last time I had winds like that,
I nearly lost the bow.
That wind'’s got me good.
I can'’t fight this, mate.
I'’m in trouble.
If this goes wrong,
I'’m gonna smash into the dock
and I'’m not talking the nice floating dock.
I'’m talking the concrete bank behind us.
Just clear, precise communication.
- Copy that. - And then we'’ll be good to go.
Be confident.
Copy. Thanks, Captain.
- You guys are good. - Copy, thank you.
Barbie, I'’m worried that froth's gonna go everywhere, babe.
Oh, it'’s not for outside, right?
Behind you.
Ooh, I'’m feeling a little whooshy.
Knock, knock, sir.
G'’day.
How was your night last night?
Very long, sir.
Thank you.
Yeah, Captain, it'’s pretty windy out here.
It'’s a tight little channel to get through.
Here he goes.
Okay, heading to starboard wing.
25 meters, Captain.
I think he'’s just... He'’s just like this
and he'’s just centered himself to come back.
We'’re coming in.
Holy sh--.
Well, the wind, as I'’m coming in, is gusting through here.
I also have two big steel workboats
just sitting there,
oriented with the front of the boat to twist it in.
If that wind doesn'’t back down, I'’m gonna hit them.
This is a very difficult docking.
Very difficult.
Kerry, four five meters, 45 meters to come astern.
Yeah, the wind'’s just holding me off.
'’s sake.
Cap port quarter, three and a half meters and holding still.
This is giving me anxiety, too.
Kerry, 45 meters to come astern.
Yeah, the wind'’s just holding me off.
I don'’t know what he's doing.
Port quarter, three and a half meters and holding still.
This is giving me anxiety, too.
Cap, that is your stern clear.
You'’ve got 15 to this boat, still 15.
One, seven to where we need to be in position.
Midships, five meters, Benny, five meters.
Four meters to the end of the dock.
Forward leading spring on the aft.
And we'’re sending a crossover now.
Come up on that for me. He'’s going to come ahead.
I want the third cleat. Yeah.
Is that stern line secure?
Yes, it is, Cap.
Okay, bow, you can bring up your lines now.
- Okay. - Nice, mate.
We'’re clear here, all is secure.
Thank you, guys.
That was beautiful. He'’s in.
Nice, dude. We recovered that.
Whites, whites, whites.
- You'’re a mess. - Oh, man.
Let'’s go, baby.
- I don'’t want to leave. - Let'’s not.
I'’m okay with that.
I don'’t know how the crew would feel, though.
I have never wanted anything more than to drop these guests
in the sh--ter. I'’m done.
They might want us off. I don'’t know.
All crew, crew.
Let'’s get lined up, guest departure in two minutes.
Bag man.
Testing my grip strength.
Thank you.
Oh, I'’m so sad. I hate this part.
Hey, Jill.
Thank you so much for everything.
We had so much fun and good luck with everything.
Captain, I hope I'’m not too much work.
- It'’s yachting. - It'’s yachting.
- It'’s the best. - We provide the sunsets.
Thanks for the best vacation ever.
Deck crew, you were flawless.
I know we were probably the hardest group to cook for
with all of our different preferences.
- Yeah. - Thank you, guys.
Never forget.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
One of the most fun experiences.
- Thank you. - See you, guys.
- Thank you, bye. - Namaste.
All right, guys. That was a fun charter.
Let'’s get in our off-charter uniform.
I'’ll call you all soon. Good job.
Thanks, deck team. Get changed.
What'’s up?
I don'’t know.
Nothing.
Anthony, Anthony, Kerry.
You want to come up to the headmaster'’s office?
Yes, sir. On my way.
Living the dream.
- Captain. - All right, mate.
So, dinner service last night.
I'’m going to tell you straight.
It'’s bullsh--.
ing appalling.
Sitting at the table last night and my food'’s cold.
And then I see two guests without food.
I'’m just like, what the is going on?
I was really, really bad trying to find the best solution
to make this dinner amazing.
And I start to be like, obsessed, and mad at myself
because I cannot save the problems.
Kicking off with the sushi and not thinking outside the box,
getting too laser focused on one guest and forgetting.
No one else should be thinking about this except you.
Very disappointed.
Do some stuff that you can do with your eyes closed, mate.
Just think about that.
- Alright, thanks, bro. - Thank you, Captain.
- Appreciate it. - I appreciate you, Captain.
- Barbie? - Yep.
Is everything okay? You seem really off.
I'’m having a really off day.
Just man down and it'’s just yesterday was a killer for me.
Just tell me what you'’re going through.
Okay.
The alternative is me just thinking
you'’re in a bad mood with me.
That'’s not conducive towards our team.
Like a few things yesterday that, like, really got to me
and then, like, I went to bed so pissed
and then I woke up today, like, so pissed.
But, like, what in particular made you feel that way?
Like, you guys meditating at the beach.
Like, you could have just, like, told me.
And then yesterday, like, you know, Xan'’s at the bar
and, like, I'’m up here working my ass off until 2:30
in the morning and it'’s, like...
Right. So I was at the bar cleaning
and she had clocked off.
So, like, it'’s not as if we'’re chilling.
I don'’t know.
You also weren'’t talking yesterday, either.
I was, like, scared to communicate with you, honestly.
I can'’t with your no eye contact.
I can'’t do the no talking,
the no, the no, like, I can'’t do it.
Well, I'’m, like, doing better.
Like, I flipped this, like, internally.
You did, you flipped the switch.
But it, like, it feels like your finger'’s on it right now.
- Yeah. - About to flip it again.
It'’s not.
Can we go without our t-shirts?
How do I do this?
- Flex. - Ugh.
Jesus Christ! It hurts my----ing back!
All crew, all crew.
Tip meeting in 10 minutes. Tip meeting in 10 minutes.
Copy that.
Let'’s go, Big Boy.
Very well done.
All right, everybody here?
Well, I think this charter, I don'’t know about you guys,
but I feel like I'’ve gone through a
few rounds with Mike Tyson.
So hat'’s off to all of you.
Let'’s see what we've got here.
20.
- 20? - 20.
It'’s $20,000, so that'’s $1,667 each.
So, tomorrow'’s off.
- Woo! - Yes!
Yes.
And you guys are gonna head to a resort.
Shut up.
Yeah, and...
She'’ll sure meet you guys out at dinner.
So what a great opportunity for you to get to know a new stew.
A new stew coming.
I'’m very excited that we've got someone to come help.
It'’s like Christmas has come early.
I am thrilled.
Her first day at work is gonna be a day off.
- Let'’s drink to that. - Yes!
- Cheers! - Cheers to everyone.
We'’re gonna get sauced tonight. We'’re gonna get sauced tomorrow,
so we'’re going on a two-day bender.
God damn it.
Something has to happen with the galley, basically.
He'’s so great to work with.
Yeah, he is.
But the good comes with bad.
And at this rate, the bad'’s affecting the tip.
It'’s getting a bit old,
being anxious about when food'’s gonna come out.
- Yeah. - Is it going to be right,
and has he thought of everyone'’s preferences
before it'’s come out?
Washing here.
- And... - All right.
I'’m so happy we have a day off tomorrow.
Yeah, it'’s well needed.
I'’m about to, like, get me on out of here.
- Nah? - I wanted to quit.
Mama didn'’t raise no quitter.
Good to go.
Let'’s go, baby!
Bye, St. David.
Oi!
Where the roomies at?
You guys are bat sh-- crazy.
I'’m going to ruin some lives tonight.
Guess what bitches? We have some wine with us.
Guys with rings is very hot.
Yeah, it is.
Hey!
Good energy, good energy.
Thank you for the ride.
- Oh, that'’s nice. - I'’m going to sit here.
I'’ll have the end.
I'’ll have an espresso martini with tequila, please.
I'’ll have a margarita, please.
Ben, Sunny, you guys are so damn cute.
- Salad? - Yes, that'’s me, thank you.
- Chicken tender right here. - Chicken tenders, of course.
No, I don'’t mix too much.
Hi.
- There they are. - Hi!
- Hello! - Hi, everyone!
Are you our new stew?
- Wow. - Wow.
Wow.
Oh, my God! I can'’t believe it's you.
Hello! Are you our new stew?
Hi!
- Wait, are you...? - Yes.
- Paris. - Stop it!
Do you remember?
I know who Paris is.
She is the ex of one of my very dear friends.
- Hey, darling, how'’s it going? - What are you doing?
You absolutely wanker.
What?
Must be in love with Paris.
And that, to me, just means that she is gold.
Sit down here, and I'’ll sit there.
What are you drinking?
I would love a margarita.
So, I used to work with Paris'’ ex.
Wait, so have you met in person?
- It'’s only been FaceTime. - Never, no.
- Only FaceTime. - Sh--.
My name is Paris.
I'’m a sail Stewardess in Perth.
I'’m outgoing, funny, and I love mayonnaise.
Mmm, mayonnaise.
That'’s actually nice.
I definitely say what'’s on my mind.
I think because I don'’t have any serotonin or, like,
any happiness left, so I just want to stir the pot
and regain some of that happiness back
through people'’s suffering.
That'’s not really true. I'’m not evil, I promise.
- We'’ve been waiting for you! - Welcome, Paris!
Are you Australian?
- Where are you from? - I'’m from Perth.
Oh, you'’re a West Coaster, huh?
- Yeah, where are you from? - Gold Coast.
- Nice. - Nice.
Nice, mate.
She'’s drop dead gorgeous.
Yeah, she'’s Aussie.
I'’m definitely a little bit jealous.
Now there'’s a drop-dead gorgeous blonde coming in,
she'’s from Australia.
They got things in common together.
I definitely feel a little worried
about what Ben thinks of her.
You look strong.
- I'’ve got swimmer's arms. - I'’m not talking about arms.
I'’m talking, like, emotionally.
Like, you look like you can take it.
I look like I can take it?
Yeah, you look like you can take yachting.
I thought you were going somewhere else with that.
- She'’s an attractive girl. - Yes.
You like blondies.
Uh-oh.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
So, Sunny and Ben have been vibing.
I just can'’t wait to watch the rest.
I'’m not going to give you any other pointers.
I'’m just going to sit and smile, boys.
Yeah, four years.
- Oh, yeah. - Like, you'’re good.
Yeah, I do service, housekeeping, and everything.
All right, guys.
Oh, you wee man. Come on, get in.
If someone doesn'’t know how to make a bed,
I'’m not there for it.
Right.
So, I'’ve been on boats for about five years,
started off in the med, Atlantic, Caribbean, America.
It is a bit daunting joining a crew
you know nothing about...
You don'’t know the dynamics.
You don'’t know who's a bitch.
You don'’t know who's lazy.
It'’s like a new school.
Just throw me anywhere.
If you'’re like, I need you in laundry.
- You can do laundry? - I'’m really good at laundry.
- Laundry is like... - We love.
Gets me off.
Welcome to the boat.
Oh, wow.
Paris, is this your gear?
Yeah, that one'’s me.
, that'’s heavy.
Oh, you'’re really sweet.
Paris, let'’s show you around.
Yes, please.
Oh!
I'’ve got Paris's life in my hands.
- Here'’s your room. - Yay.
You'’re with Xandi.
Okay.
Thank you so much. You'’re a sweetheart.
- G'’day. - Hi.
- I'’m Paris. - Must be Paris.
- Kerry. - Lovely to meet you.
You, as well.
Another Aussie, thank God.
Yeah, that'’s a good group.
Yeah, everyone'’s so nice.
Captain'’s an asshole, but everyone else is pretty good.
And you'’re my roommate. I'’m, like, so happy.
Bro, good night.
Sunny, can you throw me out a tampon?
Bedtime.
I'’m so sorry.
We'’re out.
I'’m out of here right now.
What is going on?
Just cock-blocked so hard.
Just don'’t go into my cabin, because they busy.
Oh, so you'’re sleeping in my bed tonight,
because they'’re in our bed.
No, they'’re gonna get out.
I'’m not sleeping in your bed. I have pressure sheets.
Oh.
It'’s hot as.
This is your bed down here. Good night.
Good dog.
Day off, baby.
Yeah, baby.
- Let'’s do it, bro. - Yeah.
Let'’s go.
Paris, did you grow up in Perth or whereabouts of WA?
- So, I live in the country. - Okay.
- We got two kangaroos. - No way.
- For pets? - Yeah, so they got collars on.
Stop it.
We have an echidna.
- Oh you do? - What'’s that?
- A porcupine. - It'’s like a giant porcupine.
Here'’s one thing to Google.
Echidna'’s penis. It looks like a foot.
- No. - It'’s a four-headed penis.
- No. - Google it.
The pool! Here we come!
All right.
Oh, let'’s go.
- Wow. - Family vacation, bitches.
Woo!
Cheers, cheers, cheers, everybody.
All right, let'’s go, let's go.
- This is beautiful. - It'’s beautiful.
Private beach, too?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, baby.
Frozen Margarita.
Enjoy, okay?
Yeah.
Gosh.
That little duo, I could do without.
Yeah.
And it'’s not because of my work ethic.
This is my situation.
I need to give you some context before you get into this.
Barbie, at the beginning of the season,
I was like, you'’re amazing. So pleased with your work.
But the attitude was feral.
I know, I see you'’re running about on the stairs.
I can see your fast feet.
I know.
Coming up...
Are you okay?
I'’m fine. I swear.
No, you'’re not.
I'’ve learned that you need to
pull the kill cord a lot earlier.
I'’m done.
I think some people find it really, really hard
to take criticism.
Yeah. We all do.
Yeah, we all do.
But, like, I'’m in charge.
This is awkward.
Me and Fraser, like, spoken in the past on the phone.
He feels comfortable being able to improperly vent,
but he'’s, like, the boss.
I literally just got here and I feel like I'’m Dr. Phil.
I'’m fine if everyone just shuts up about
their----ing personal issues
and deals with the job,
because the job is actually going really well.
He'’s at his wits end, but everything can be fixed
with a conversation and a hug and a tequila.
Well, let'’s go get some sun, please.
- Okay. - Come on. We need it.
Well, you don'’t, but I do.
I need it.
I hear the music, bro.
God, where'’s your body been?
You know, like, outside really sees,
like, how much you'’re working.
- I talk to that team. - Fine, good for you.
I vent with that team.
The thing is, what'’s happened is happened.
If we can'’t move on from it, we can'’t move on.
I don'’t feel safe with you.
I don'’t feel like you own things
and I feel like you dismiss my feelings.
Barbie, you'’re working with me.
I'’m working for you.
Yeah, so, actually, I don'’t need to get
what you'’re going through. You'’re working for me.
- If you don'’t like it... - I'’m working for you.
You can [bleep] off.
That response shows me how much I really can'’t talk to you.
That'’s your problem.
Fraser doesn'’t like me, even though he likes the way I work.
I can'’t speak to him. He doesn'’t listen.
He'’s not somebody that cares really about me or my feelings.
If I speak up, I'’m a bitch.
If I don'’t, I'’m passive-aggressive.
Cheffy.
- Fraser. - Yeah?
Can you stop doing that, please?
What?
Stop, like, being in a zone.
Mm.
I love you.
Okay, and I own that.
What do you want me to do, Fraser?
- Nothing. - You want me to go?
If you can'’t...
Okay. Cool.
Ugh. So done with this sh--.
Oh, my God.
Some nice rocks.
Do you think you and Ben could have, like...
- No. - How did...
No.
- No. - No.
No?
- You like them old? - No.
Yeah.
- Hi. - Hi.
I'’m going to go check on Barbie, okay?
- Well... - She'’s down the beach.
She'’s----ing awful.
I'’m just going to go check on her and I'’ll come back, okay?
That'’s good.
Are you okay?
No, don'’t say sorry.
- I'’m fine, I swear. - No, you'’re not.
I have all these issues that I have with Fras.
At what she does?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, everyone has their triggers.
Everybody has their triggers
and I trigger him and he triggers me.
I think there is a resolution here
if you guys are both able to communicate it
without triggering your defensiveness.
Yeah.
It'’s just we...
I can'’t communicate without triggering his defense
and he can'’t communicate without triggering mine.
So I feel like Fraser and Barbie had very similar issues
with each other, which caused them to be both very defensive.
We'’re also out in the sun drinking,
which makes us all, I think, drama queens.
I feel like it started from a very, very small issue
and it'’s grown into a molehill.
I just don'’t get him and he just doesn'’t get me.
No.
I definitely have given people more chances
than they should have had in the past.
I'’m not about that anymore.
I feel like you show your true colors with two chances.
Don'’t ignore me.
You'’re just jabbing at me and you'’re supposed to bring me up.
- Okay. - Sorry, I'’m so terrible.
I'’m talking about last trip, not talking about right now.
I don'’t want to hear that slap back, babe.
And the third, if it'’s not great...
I went to bed so pissed and then I woke up today so pissed.
You also weren'’t talking yesterday, either.
That'’s not conducive towards our team.
You'’re off. Simple.
I'’ve learnt that you need to
pull the kill cord a lot earlier.
I can'’t do this anymore, Ben. I'’m done.
Coming up...
I can'’t get through to him. I can'’t... I can't fix it.
Welcome to the circus.
I can'’t do this anymore, Ben.
I want a crew that----ing wants to work with me.
Good, well you notice that.
Not one that doesn'’t want to work with me,
then like, I'’m done.
Yeah?
Yeah, I know that.
Okay, we'’ll sleep on it and see how you go.
No.
I think Fraser has taken things a bit too far.
He'’s just not looking at the overall picture
of keeping his team together and making them gel.
That'’s where I think he lacks with his management skills,
which is his flaw at the end of the day.
All right. Sort your sh-- out.
It'’s very funny that you'’re named Paris.
- I know, it'’s so funny. - You'’re from Australia.
You should'’ve been named like Crocodile or Crocs or something.
Crocs.
- Are you joking? - Do you like Steve Irwin?
What kind of question is that? He'’s our national treasure.
Well, I watched him growing up on Discovery Channel,
so that should count for something, right?
Yeah, you can'’t say sh--.
No, I'’m trying to compute as to how that like
gives you a whole pass for being cringe.
What is cringe?
If Steve Irwin was here right now,
he'’d be like, he'’d be like, crikey.
This is cringe, mate.
Dylan'’s gorgeous, but [bleep] he is so awkward.
Personality-wise, a three.
I was like, everything'’s Gucci in the world,
and then I looked down and my right nut was out,
and I was like...
If he was mute, I think he would get a lot more action.
Jesus Christ.
You'’ve got some salad here in your teeth.
How you guys doing? You guys doing all right?
Dude, I'’m----ing amazing.
- Sorry. - I'’m disheveled.
Disheveled?
I'’ve been a firefighter, you know?
Go on, yeah, yeah.
- You'’re all right. - How'’s your firefighting saga?
Did you put it out?
We'’re getting there.
Yeah, well, I tried.
I just want everyone to be happy.
You know, I'’m like, I appreciate it.
Thank you so much for going and chatting to her.
Oh, that'’s all right.
It was great. Thank you so much.
Oh, mate. You don'’t have to say thank you.
I just want to make sure everyone'’s okay.
I appreciate everything.
Oh, good God.
You know what?
People want to be in your life,
they'’re going to be in your life.
If they don'’t, [bleep] off.
Sayonara. Bye-bye.
The guy I'’m dating, touching another woman,
makes me feel uncomfortable, to be honest.
Jealous, uncomfortable, and angry.
Mad disrespect.
Yeah.
- Hello. - Hey.
She'’s really upset, obviously. And...
I hope not.
- I have done it. - Yes.
...who speaks to me
like I'’m the----ing subordinate.
Because guess what? I'’m chief stew.
It'’s just I can't do it. I can'’t get through to him.
I can'’t.
I can'’t fix it.
I have an amazing life at home.
I don'’t need to be here with people that don'’t understand
or appreciate me here.
Welcome to the circus.
Next on Below Deck...
That'’s not cool. You just look like an asshole.
That is just not okay, Ben.
- This is for you. - Oh, thank you.
I don'’t eat fish.
Everybody here knows that there'’s sh-- going
between me and Fraser.
And I'’m really sorry it has affected everybody.
I think she just made things worse.
Insubordination is a fireable offense.