Insubordination is a fireable offense.
Leadership isn’t just about hiring and firing.
Try your best to remove the emotion from the situation.
Just start over. Don’t fire me.
I’ve decided lead deckhand...
is going to be Sunny.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
You just have to have sex with the bosun.
-Your majesty. -Hi.
-You don’t want your food? -No.
Careful, man.
If you keep ----ing up, I’ve got to make a change.
Oh, man. I don’t like that.
Chef. I need you to focus.
Hot mess.
-Do you have an ice cream scoop? -No.
Where does your stuff go?
Right there.
-Paris. -Paris.
-Oh, my God. -Her name is Paris.
-Ready? -Oui, oui.
-You can go. -I can go now?
-Yeah. -Okay.
Thank you.
We have chocolate lava cake.
Oh, my God. You’re so sweet. Thank you.
Chocolate lava cake.
I know.
-Damn, that’s good. -Yeah.
I need some grilled wings right now.
So, we have tuna ceviche. Bon appetit.
Oh, my God. I don’t like that. That’s nasty.
So, my food sucks.
Thanks for your support.
Always, always.
Absolutely.
Darling, I’m really proud of you.
Thanks. Let’s have a fun season.
I’m going to go down. Get a good night’s sleep.
Thank you.
I’m going to go change.
We all need to change.
Thank you.
You’ve done great work, child.
Thank you.
[laughing]
Mother----er.
-Good night. -Night.
-What are you looking at? -I was curious.
I was ----ing curious to see who’s on the island.
Get off your Grindr.
Slide on in.
Hey, King.
Oh, the chef is asleep.
But I can try to make something.
I just know not lobster.
I’m not a good chef.
-We love pizza. -Oh, can you do French fries?
Oh, yes.
Y’all going to put her in this situation.
I don’t know how to cook French fries from scratch, love.
I can bring a bunch of snacks.
No, I know.
How about some sandwiches, some hot sandwiches?
Yes.
You better have some sh-- that I ----ing like.
I’m going to do my best for you.
Very rude. That’s not cool.
We’re here to serve you, but this is so extra.
These charter guests are like, batsh--.
I need your help.
I hope they choke on the sandwich.
Lettuce, tomatoes, bread and mayo.
Okay.
Come on, [bleep], work.
We can’t be this useless.
We can’t make a ----ing sandwich.
Turns the other way? [bleep] Oh, Jesus.
I grew up with nannies who cooked.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
I don’t even know how to make peanut butter jelly.
[laughing]
Here, one.
[bleep] it.
It’s not great, but it’s not bad.
You want to come and bring it?
No, you go. I’ll clean up.
All right, my panini is a little disappointing,
but my BLT came out pretty good, so I brought you both.
I tried my best.
We’re going to bed. She needs to go to sleep.
This has been a tragic, tragic night.
What would I have done without you?
Barbie’s totally different than girls I went for in the past.
She’s so high strung, she’s vertical,
and I’m so laid back, I’m horizontal.
It’s weird, but she’s ----ing got a hold of me, huh?
I definitely have feelings for Kyle,
but I’m scared to act on it, so it’s kind of a game.
It’s just like a fun, flirtatious...
Whatever.
I’m going to bed, girl.
[alarm sounds]
[yawns]
Welcome to hell, bitches.
[bleep]
-Morning. -How’d you sleep?
Good.
This ----ing drama.
-Oh, is that what he’s saying? -Yeah.
Okay.
And I’ve got four years in yachting.
Awesome.
Dylan needs to take a seat.
Ben and I had a relationship before he became the bosun.
And it’s not just the bosun’s decision, it’s the captain’s.
If the captain agrees, then...
Stay in your lane.
What a way to start the day.
The only other person that knows is Paris.
You got this.
I’m Dylan’s big sister.
I’m happy to be there for him.
Because he has a good heart.
He just needs to learn how to maneuver it
and get his message across.
I want to smack him most of the times, but I do love him.
[bleep] me.
Ai yi yi.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
-What’s going on? -Thank you.
All right. Whatever.
-Good morning, Chef. -Good morning.
So we need to do basic lunch.
Lunch, I have a lobster tail and chile and mac and cheese.
Okay.
Can you cook it here before
and then just shove it on the grill before you go?
We can’t afford to challenge ourselves in any way.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Good grief.
-Morning. -Good morning.
Can I get you anything?
-I can do a coffee. -Of course.
Oh, yeah.
Chef, we’re coming to breakfast now.
-Copy that. -Oh, smells so good.
Special of the day. Eggs Benedict.
Okay, cool.
That’s a pancake.
And for the breakfast special, we have eggs Benedict.
I don’t want the ham.
Okay. I can ask the chef.
I would like that.
What’s going on?
The primary’s asking if we have duck or beef bacon.
Carmen dislikes pork.
She likes things spicy at an eight.
Duck bacon.
Nope.
-Do we have crab? -We don’t have crab.
We have lobster.
Yes, that should be fine.
Okay.
Do you have crab? Could you do a crab?
I’m very disappointed you would not have an alternative to pork.
And I’m the primary. And I don’t eat pork.
That’s, like, disappointing.
Yeah, I’m really, really sorry about it.
Coming up...
What I said was that I think I have more experience than her.
Yeah.
Someone said Dylan’s very upset because
Sunny’s just basically got the job,
I’m the primary, and I don’t eat pork.
Why would you have all pork stuff?
Okay, lobster, we still want it.
We still want it, however, that’s, like, disappointing.
-Okay. -So...
Mm-hmm.
[bleep] me.
-Do the lobster. -Lobster, two?
Yeah, but the primary’s a little upset.
Good to go. I’ll pull you in and then whips.
Yeah, we’re Gucci, ma’am.
Madame. -Thank you.
-And for you. -Thank you.
I’m sorry for the turkey bacon, but, you know, in the Caribbean,
I always try to order everything,
and it’s always not available.
-You’re forgiven. -Thank you.
-Enjoy your benedict. -Thank you.
There’s a big vessel coming in.
Hmm.
He might be further on, I think.
-How’s it taste? -It’s really good.
It’s good, though, babe.
Hey, g’day, mate. How’s it going?
Good. What’ve we got, mate?
At 12:30, we’re going to the beach with Chef.
So we take the barbecue to the beach.
You’re just going to use that to heat things up.
Perfect. I love it.
So they can arrive at the beach,
sit down immediately and have food.
All right. Cool.
-Thanks, man. -Pleasure.
Bro, can I talk to you, man?
-Yeah, okay. -Right here.
-How’d you sleep, dude? -Not so good. Not so nice.
Yeah?
All I said is that I think I have more experience than her.
Yeah.
he’s very upset because
Sunny’s just basically got the job, basically,
because she’s opened her legs.
I just said what I thought.
The lead deckhand needs to be the person
leading the other two deckhands,
saying where to detail and everything like that.
I’ve got the experience of how this stuff works.
Yes, you may know a lot more than Sunny,
and I assume you do,
and it’s not necessarily going off experience for me.
Yeah, we have been sleeping together,
but for me, it’s all about the attitude,
and I think she knows a little bit more
about the boat than you do.
It just sucks that a few things had
to come through other people.
I’m sorry if it offended you in any way.
-Yeah. -I’m okay.
I’m going to keep it up, and
I’m going to keep doing my best, bro.
Yeah, please. Thank you.
All right, brother.
Interior, interior, I’m leaving now.
40 minutes to make a lunch.
I may cook everything on the beach, I guess.
Ugh!
Mazel tov.
-Yeah. -This is amazing.
-Yeah, gorgeous. -Here we go, brother.
I’m going to pull a little bit more.
-Who’s staying with me? -I’m staying.
Kyle’s going to get that.
I have the fillet lobster, mac and cheese.
Okay.
Can I get drinks for anyone?
Yes, drinkin’ drinks.
-Okay. -Ready, Cheffy?
Thank you. We have everything, we’re good.
Monsieur! Comment sa va.
-Oh, my God. -Okay, bye.
I will pass you all your gear, yeah?
I don’t know.
-Hello, chef. -Okay.
Do you need to do anything this second?
I can maybe prep cooking the steak.
I have the lobster.
Sh--.
Are you ----ing...
Did anything I say register?
Can you cook it here before and then just
shove it on the grill before you go?
Yeah.
Do we not just have that--
Did we... Okay.
-Have fun! -Later, you guys?
Ai yi yi yi yi!
Ooh, baby!
I’m like, oh, big booty.
Hello, hello.
Aww.
That is so cute.
This is cute.
What are you up to?
-Pickleball? -Yeah.
I like that.
Realistically, that should have gone in a while ago, no?
You know when you’re, like, dating a guy
and they do something and it makes you hate them?
They’re like, we split the bill, but you owe me two bucks.
Like, don’t.
Like, I didn’t order gratuity.
Queen, some more wine?
No, I’m good right now, thank you.
-This is so nice. -I know.
So what’s the plan, chef?
They’re just waiting.
Okay. Well...
What time will the guests be back?
I don’t like these people too much, but...
No.
God, they drove me absolutely nuts last night.
All right, let’s go.
You want to bring the mac and cheese at the same time?
All righty.
For your lunch day, we’re going to start with our surf and turf,
and then a side of mac and cheese for the table as well,
so you can enjoy that.
Dylan, Dylan, Ben. We’re ready for you.
The chef’s going to go straight away.
Copy that.
You’ve never had mac and cheese
with these kind of noodles before.
There’s no way y’all can be from the south
and like that mac and cheese.
First of all, I feel like he just had regular noodles,
and he cut it up.
God damn it.
-Stand by. -Yeah.
I think we get the guests back
to where we know they can enjoy themselves.
-I agree, dude. -I’m going to switch.
I’m going to be a deckhand, man.
You want to be a deckhand?
That was a sh---show.
Was he just not prepared, or...?
That’s like, that’s lunch and dinner every day.
This is not just affecting my team in service,
but it’s affecting the boat,
and I just know that this tip is going to be sh--.
It’s a disaster.
Most of my time at the moment is spent with Chef,
begging him to do his job correctly,
and keeping him in line,
and there’s just no space for me to be
looking after him as much as I am.
I don’t have time for that.
I just don’t know what to say.
It was not good.
Hey, Dyl, you can head over when you’re ready.
I put a load of vodka in there.
-Perfect. -Can I take that for you?
-Thank you, my love. -That’s my pleasure.
Let’s put gummy bears in.
Here you go.
I don’t know if it’s a thing,
but it’s going to be a thing now.
Oh, my gosh.
Gummy bear shots.
Okay, ready?
[chattering]
Oh, this looks cute.
I’ll take the red gummy.
How did the beach go?
The meal took its time.
Mac and cheese was questionable, but I made do.
What I can’t stand, Cap, is having guests there
and watching Chef not being able to do something.
Me being more frustrated at him for not doing it.
The thing is, it’s getting to a point
that we might have to make a change.
I’m going to start looking at resumes.
It’s schoolboy error sh--.
Real simple stuff.
Every single day Anthony’s been on the boat,
I’ve had to give him guidance.
And I’m fine with that
if you learn from everything that we talk about.
If one person can’t run at the same speed as the rest of us,
we’ve got to leave them behind.
There’s pressures on.
Coming up...
Come on, Sandy! Bring your ass!
The Queen is here! And the king!
This is such a tacky request.
-You’re on break, right? -I’m on break, bro.
I’ll see you later on.
Do you have anybody at home waiting for you?
-No. -You just look refreshed.
Mm-hmm.
It’s called post-breakup glow, honey.
Did you have a rough breakup, or?
-Yeah. -Yeah?
It sucked.
Last relationship was a bit of a nightmare.
He was cheating on me with his ex and his ex,
like, stole my stuff and posted photos online in my clothes.
So, yeah, I’m just happy being alone at the moment.
The guys on the boat, they’re really nice, but no.
No, I’m good.
What do you do in your free time and stuff like that?
Just talking sh-- and listening to my own voice.
Plan dinner between 8:30 and 9.
Okay.
This is for your dessert.
This is for your...
What are you doing for the girl that doesn’t eat red snaps?
-Chicken. -Chicken.
And what are you doing if you’re a chicken Caesar salad,
we do chicken as well?
Chicken, a crispy chicken, and a just grilled chicken.
Chicken for starter, chicken for main,
chicken for dessert.
I mean, what... what else...
Just do a beautiful potato gratin for her.
-Great. -Okay?
But I’ll leave you to it.
So let’s lie this down.
The river runs red, hey?
Whatever we’ve got to play with.
The guests want to have a movie premiere night
and have the crew taking pictures.
Beautiful. Oh, my God.
That squiggle inspires me.
[laughing]
The wig doesn’t match all the way,
but it’s close enough.
Come on, Sandy!
Bring your ass!
Deck crew, deck crew, if any of you are free,
can we please pretend to be paparazzi?
Okay.
Is that you, Sandra Dee?
-Sandra, is that you? -It’s Sandra Dee!
Straight from Grease Lightning.
It’s me, mother----er!
-Come on, Jasmine. -Jasmine in the house.
And what are you?
Woo!
The Queen is here and the King! Woo!
This is such a tacky request.
King, please, over here!
They clearly don’t feel important in life
and they need to pay us to make them feel loved.
Does that not speak volumes?
Okay, chef, chef, we can start plating, please.
Let’s go.
So ready to move to the table if you are.
This is so cute.
Welcome to the movies!
-Okay, on you go. -That’s enough.
Okay, so one of them’s going to have no lettuce.
It’s just going to be for the girl who doesn’t
have any salad, yeah?
-Oh, yeah. -Remember we spoke about that?
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah.
...but not in the shower.
But no, I’m just pointing out that.
I’m going to pee myself.
Hey, good evening.
Excuse me.
And tonight for the first course,
we have a crispy Caesar sizzle salad.
Enjoy, bon appetit.
That sounds good, man.
Mmm, so good. Mmm.
Okay, so for the next one?
Everything is in the oven and I’m ready to plate.
Do you want to put some sauce on hers?
On the side?
So we have a local red snapper served with a potato gratin
and a white wine lemon butter sauce.
Enjoy, bon appetit.
Before you leave,
they told me about the lobster grilled cheese
and they said you want to sleep last night.
-Can we start preparing now? -Yeah, absolutely.
Yes, sir.
[laughing]
I’m excited to get my potatoes.
-It’s ----ed up, right? -Yeah.
And for the dessert,
we have a raspberry blackberry mille-feuille.
It looks like a little ice cream sandwich.
-Thank you so much. -Enjoy. You’re welcome.
I’m going to start making the grilled cheese sandwiches
for later.
This is so good.
I want you up, latest at 6:30.
Yeah, I’ll be up at 6.
You go to bed?
Yeah, I’m gonna head to bed.
Just to let you know,
we have the hot tub piping hot ready.
-Yes. -Yeah.
Damn, those people, bro. Oh, my God.
We have just got to turn things around.
We have to sit down after every charter meeting now.
-Okay. -Preference sheet.
And we come up with a menu.
Just make these, and that’ll be fine.
Yeah.
Hasta la manana.
Should I heat up those sandwiches for you gentlemen?
You know what this time is?
Bedtime.
I’ll be your bartender. My name is Barbie.
What the hell? No, that’s not what I order.
He didn’t do the lobster?
No.
The grilled cheese, we talked about it.
Before you leave, they told me about
the lobster grilled cheese.
Can we start preparing that?
Yeah, absolutely, sir.
We had a whole conversation about it.
Melted bullsh-- cheddar. That’s ----ed up.
It’s not lobster.
I asked for lobster.
Coming up...
Truth or dare.
I dare you to choose a guy to kiss.
We’re talking make-out session.
Okay. Um...
-I’m gonna wake him up. -No, don’t wake him up.
I want you to be happy. I’ll be right back.
You can figure it out.
-Kyle? -Yes.
I think chef’s gonna be in big trouble if we don’t wake him up.
Just wake him up.
Aw, [bleep]. Here we go.
Cheffy...
Yeah.
Let me see what this...
Is that pork, right there?
No, it’s turkey.
This is going to take a while, you know?
I gotta cook the lobster.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fair enough, yeah.
Y’all bougie bitches.
Sorry to wake you up, but
I don’t want you to get ----ed tomorrow
-for it not being here. -I know.
When I went to the table after dinner,
he said, can you make some grilled sandwiches?
But he never, ever told me lobster sandwiches.
Before you leave, they told me about
the lobster grilled cheese.
Can we start preparing now?
Yeah, absolutely, sir.
I know what you asked me for.
Hello.
And I have some lobster grilled sandwiches.
-I didn’t want to wake you up. -No, don’t worry about that.
Enjoy some lobster, guys.
We will, thank you. Now go back to bed.
Enjoy your night, guys.
Is it delicious?
-And good night. -Thanks for everything.
-Sorry, I woke you up. -No, please. Anytime.
-Mates, good night. -Nighty-night.
[sighs]
[alarm sounds]
You said just had one more throwing line over there?
I’ll do this with you.
If you fall over and die,
I’m not going to ----ing forgive myself.
You’re good, Dylan. You’re good, Dylan.
Please, go and go grab breakfast. I’m good.
All right.
----ing pray to the wind gods,
it’s not so windy today.
Bridge, bridge, that’s the stern door closed.
Copy, prepping the anchor.
Visuals on the anchor.
Great job, Sunny.
Hello, sir.
Sounds great.
Okay.
Okay. So the primary,
the second primary, scrambled eggs.
Hey, so, I’m just getting the port side winch
ready for when we go in.
I know, it’s a lot of ----ing pressure, but you got this.
Thank you.
I know how you probably want it to be the lead.
I don’t really care. You got this.
We all do.
I don’t think Sunny is a bad person at all.
There’s no point in me going and firing it up more,
because what’s that going to do?
I need to accept it.
Yeah.
We’re a team. Like, let’s not, like, be in an ego war.
Where there is a will, there is a way.
And where there is bad egos in play,
okay, I’m just going to stay away.
Oh, that rhymed. Wow.
Oh, baby. Boo!
Okay, deck team, this is game time.
25 meters!
Port quarter, we have...
Don’t like the hit part.
-We’re opening slowly. -Thank you.
Distance astern, one, zero meters.
-You want to throw that? -Go for it.
I’m good.
Lock it on.
Perfect. Good job, deck crew.
-Nice. -Solid, Sunny.
That was great. Loved it.
Cool. How was Sunny up there?
She was doing great up there.
Everyone did a fantastic job.
Good.
Who was your top person?
You’re going to think it’s Barbie,
but I think it was Paris.
All crew, all crew, 10 minutes to guest departure.
Hi, darling.
Such a happy ----ing person, Sunny.
[chattering]
First of all, thank you all so much.
Fraser, you were like my best friend the whole time.
Chef...
As a non-pork eater,
I would think that you guys have more options.
I think I said oysters, I said duck bacon.
I’m the primary.
I’m the head bitch, and I didn’t get that.
Want to give y’all a sip?
And we’re going to give it to the captain.
Thank you very much. Yes.
-Love you guys. -Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Farewell.
Bye, King. Bye, Queen.
All right, guys, let’s get out of uniform,
and let’s get this tip sorted out.
-Fantastic. -Thank you.
----ing duck bacon.
Dude, that was such a ----ing bullsh--, like ----ing critique.
Well, it’s all right. It’s just we cannot find that.
Dude, what?
Deck team, shall we start this wash?
Copy that.
Oh, what is on that ----ing pillow?
What happened to it?
All crew, all crew.
Five minutes to tip meeting, five minutes.
I’m ready to receive that tip.
There we go.
All righty.
Paris, new stew.
-Welcome, Paris. -Welcome, Paris.
We have a new lead deckhand, Sunny.
Congratulations, Sunny.
Thank you.
This charter, the guests were demanding in their way.
They expressed their joys
and their not so much joys at the end,
and that was reflected in the tip.
-17,250. -Ooh.
That’s our lowest one of the season, huh?
Mm-hmm.
That’s 1326 each.
This is embarrassing.
Is it because of the food?
I’m going to say yes.
I’m going to have some meetings with some people after,
so I’ll give you a call.
Yep. Okay, thank you.
Thank you very much.
-All right. -Let’s get to it.
Sh--ty ass tip.
So this is, like, all time low?
Yeah.
Fraser, Fraser, Kerry.
Come and rumble in the cage.
Yes, sure thing.
God damn it.
-Hello, Captain. -Hey, mate.
-How are you doing? -We’re not good.
Oh.
The guests weren’t enjoying the food.
There was some issues on there.
Preferences just weren’t really considered.
The meals lost any sort of sense of superyacht standard to it.
All right.
-All righty. -Thanks, mate.
Thank you.
[sighs]
Anthony, Anthony, Kerry.
Captain.
Could you come up to the wheelhouse please, mate?
Yes, sir. On my way.
-Hey, Captain. -Mate. Have a seat.
-Yes, sir. -How you doing?
Good.
I think you’re an incredible chef.
Your food is absolutely amazing,
but you’re starting to kind of nose dive.
You don’t see where things are going wrong with the service?
At the start, crew food was not a priority.
Today’s lunch, we need to provide them more food.
The food’s been late.
I know he’s working really hard.
Making mistakes, not being prepared.
Are there any that don’t have fish or no?
There should be.
I’m seeing guests not satisfied
with elements of what you’re doing.
Oh, my... I don’t like that, that’s nasty.
I know I made like a little mistake, but I’m a human.
This is not the environment for you, mate.
You’re not flourishing here.
There’s more to being a chef on a super yacht
with the pressures that we have on this boat
than just being an amazing chef.
If I keep you here any longer,
I’m going to set you up for disaster.
I’m doing you a favor.
First is the first time I get fired,
first time ever in my life.
I’m like, shock, that’s not real.
It’s not possible.
I have a lot of respect for you, mate. A lot.
Yeah.
Come here.
It’s heartbreaking. I don’t like this at all.
Do you want to stay up here for a bit?
All right.
The crew are starting to notice where the chef is failing us.
If I keep this going any longer...
and I can’t have that.
Exterior...
[crying]
What did captain say?
I’m not good enough to be on this boat.
It’s too much for me.
I’m feeling destroyed.
I’m ----ing working all night and all ----ing day
and I’ve never complained.
This has nothing to do with you.
You are the kindest and nicest chef I’ve worked with.
This reflects on how difficult it is to work in yachting.
To see him in so much pain, for something
that I feel like I aided,
is really difficult.
I’ll love that boy forever.
But right now, the job is more important
and he’s not right for the job right now.
Yeah.
What?
I mean, we’re going to get another chef
who’s probably going to be batsh-- crazy because
all chefs are batsh--.
My heart is broken for him.
Yeah. Me, too.
We just got to ----ing pray this next person’s
going to fit in.
It’s going to be hard for you because you’ve got to
get used to a whole other service ordeal, right?
Fraser, Ben, Wheel House please.
I can’t believe that we lost three people this season.
Yeah, I have no idea what happened.
-Hi. -Sorry.
-You all right? -You good?
Because I’m a terrible chef.
You’re not a terrible chef.
No, what the [bleep]?
What?
So I’m sure you’re aware chef is leaving us.
I care about everyone else’s job
and I see how it’s affecting everyone.
Tomorrow morning I’ve got a new chef coming in.
Chef’s very experienced.
Next three charters, we should be able to smash it out.
-All right. -Thank you, Captain.
-Thanks. -Thanks, mate.
Everyone, Cheffy’s leaving.
[chattering]
I’m out of here.
Close out the season for Cheffy.
-Cheffy! -Anthony!
Shall we?
Really?
Yeah, you’re acting pretty bad.
You’re not allowed in my bed tonight.
Cuddling is off the cards.
-That really kills me. -Island fever.
Oh, yeah.
So here is your lovely table.
Thank you very much.
Oh, is that the pool?
What are you having?
Can I please have the lobster thermidor?
All right, see you later, guys.
Got wifi now.
Bam.
Popcorn fish.
You could say three things that you can
see yourself enjoying for the rest of your life.
What would it be? Three things.
-I would live on an island. -Okay.
Have my boat and grow my own food just
like back to the basics.
Damn! My mom and dad have a farm in South Africa,
like by the beach.
Yeah, baby, let’s go.
Dude, listen.
If you come to South Africa, you have to come visit us.
-For sure. For sure. -Is that a deal?
-Yeah. -Is that a deal?
For sure, dude.
Drinks are so good.
-Thank you, darling. -Thank you so much.
You’re number one.
French fries? I want French fries.
-Barbie, take some. -Thank you, lovie.
You’re the best.
-Hey, baby! -Hey, doggie!
This is good.
-Get me a ----ing drink. -Do you want to go out?
I don’t know what’s going on with those two.
I think there’s probably something
happening after hours is what I’m saying.
You think?
Hey, Ben, can I get my swimming pants please, bro?
I’m going to go to the pool, bro.
All right.
Yeah.
What if I hooked up with somebody else?
I think you would care.
Try me.
[laughing]
You know, there’s chemistry with Kyle,
but like the past five years that people
I’ve dated have been, you know,
Jewish, hardworking, way more stable.
Kyle, on the other hand, is definitely not modest at all,
and he’s very free-spirited.
I have this guard that cares so much
about what other people think or my image,
and I don’t think my dad would support me being with Kyle.
But like the reality is, is he is my safety.
So it’s a very weird situation to be in.
-I’m sick of your sh--. -Good, I’m sick of your sh--.
-I’m sick of your sh--. -Mutual thing.
Man.
Dyl, I’m going to come in with you.
I saw Dylan in the pool.
He just wants to show off his muscles.
-Let’s go then. -Yeah.
Oh, she’s back from her date!
Hey! Barbie!
Hey!
I just want everyone to get here.
Play truth or dare.
I dare you to do a shoey.
-Here we go. -That’s a good one.
Yeah, it’s going to be like that.
Am I regretting starting this game? 100%.
Yeah.
Luge me up, buttercup.
[shouting]
Taste the foot.
Dylan, I’ll do a dare.
We’re going to see some real truth here.
-I dare you... -[bleep]
...to choose a guy to kiss.
And we’re not talking just kiss,
we’re talking make out session.
I dare you to choose a guy to kiss.
Yeah, down it.
I’m not hooking up with anybody, so cheers.
No!
All right. Benny.
Swap dresses with Cardi.
[shouting]
Here we go. Here we go.
Oh, my...
[shouting]
Come on, man!
Oh, my boy!
Well done, guys.
We’re leaving now.
Thank you, sir.
He would have been dancing all night.
Normally, Anthony would be right here.
Oh, don’t, because I miss the boy.
-Oh, my gosh. -----ing flip it.
Don’t kick me out of the ----ing thing.
Yup, hup, hup, hup, hey!
Oh!
-You cannot... -Oh!
Yes, go on.
Come here, let’s go where there’s no... Oh...
-Oh, no, no, no. -That’s what I’m talking about.
Tell me what you want me to do.
Nothing.
She wants a lot of things.
I’ll get changed.
My mom’s a sex therapist, so it’s actually kind of crazy,
because I have a really conservative father,
and my mother is very not conservative.
It’s my life problem.
Like, I want to be this really modest person, but I’m not.
I’m going to figure that out.
That’s something that’s in the works.
Come on, baby.
I don’t know.
I think we’re just having fun once in a while.
That’s all.
So, wait, you’re not taken? Then?
-No, definitely not. -By, Ben.
Ready?
Oh, [bleep], I’m so tired.
So, if you’re free, then...
What? No, no, no.
I’m not doing that.
Nope.
-Not doing that? -Nope, nope.
Wait, what about the kiss on the cheek?
No.
Fair enough.
I am lead, and I’m not a dude.
Dylan, he might look like an athlete,
but he’s got no game whatsoever.
He does not know how to flirt,
and if being mean and trash talking behind people’s back
is flirting for him, it’s kind of an ick.
It’s a bit of an ick.
I’ll see you in the morning.
All right.
I’m drunk! This is awful.
Help me.
Silly curse.
Don’t look.
I’m gonna stare at the ceiling, yeah.
Kyle got a new side of me that
I’ve never gotten out of myself, right?
I’ve always been with people for certain prerequisites, right?
Maybe looks or, you know, maybe success in their life
or maybe because I thought my father would approve.
And with Kyle, I have transformed
every single thing I ever stood for
or everything I ever looked for.
[kissing]
Close the door.
Kyle.
I’m naked, I’m naked.
Just be normal. Come here.
I’m falling for Kyle.
I am in a really real different way
that I’ve never felt in my entire life
Kyle’s my rock in this whole boat.
Kyle’s my escape from everything.
[shower running]
[moaning]
Next on "Below Deck"...
Merry Christmas, everyone.
-Oh my God! -Holy beep.
I had a thing for Fraser.
I think Fraser has a thing for you.
He’s super single and super ready.
Someone’s ----ing.
Ben, shut the [bleep] up.
Why are you keeping it a secret?
-Don’t be silly. -I’m so mad at myself.
-Oh, no. -Dad doesn’t need to see it.
I’m disappointed in myself. for disappointing my father.
I’m having a really bad day.
Is she crying?