I think you’re an incredible chef,
but you starting to kind of nose-dive.
This is not the environment for you, mate.
Tomorrow morning, got a new chef coming in.
I’m not open to ----ing around with other people.
I’ll play truth or dare.
I’ll do a dare.
Choose a guy to kiss.
I don’t think my dad would support me being with Kyle.
I have transformed every single thing I have ever stood for,
or everything I ever looked for.
[barks]
Oh, my head.
I honestly can’t see sh--.
Is it too early for ramen right now?
No. There’s no chef here.
So we ain’t going to get no breakfast.
Oh, yeah. We’re getting a new chef this morning.
Yeah, but not like that.
This. Yeah.
Help me with Barbie.
She’s the kind of girl that I would take home to my mom.
You really like her?
I really do, yeah.
-Watch a movie now. -Yeah, I’m waiting for you.
I’m respecting where you’re at.
What if I hooked up with somebody else?
Not that I wouldn’t care.
I’m not saying that I wouldn’t care.
-I think you would care. -Try me.
[laughing]
[bleep] it, I’m pretty-- I’m pretty--
um, I’m pretty adamant. I’m pretty persistent.
I had a rough night.
You don’t say, hey?
Good morning.
Did you guys have a sleepover?
Did you make sweet love?
No.
I heard a pause.
Did you have sex or not?
No, we didn’t have sex.
No.
Barbie doesn’t like working and a hand job,
is called a job for a reason.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
[bleep] Why did I try to kiss Sunny last night?
So if you’re free, then...
Then what? No, no, no, no, no, no, I’m not doing that.
I’m not doing that.
Barbie, in my cabin, we heard somebody
opening and closing and drawers very quickly.
Shut the [bleep] up,
I have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.
I need to put clothes on.
The new chef is gonna get here and be like,
what’s wrong with these people?
Deck guys, I’ll meet you in the main deck aft.
Copy!
Interior to sub deck, please.
Cool beans.
Morning. How you feeling?
Just slap me, bro.
-Why? -Wake me up.
No, I’m not going to do that.
Right. The list is on the board.
I want everyone to work on the beds this morning.
Remember, if you guys need help with something,
ask your teammates.
Can we get the port side stairs scrubbed?
Hot tub chlorine done.
Remember, we’re the strongest, we’re the best,
we’re the cutest.
I love you all. Let’s do this.
-What? -It’s the dude!
All crew, all crew, Chef incoming.
Bring him up, mate.
-I’m Nick. -Ben.
Ben, nice to meet you.
Sunny, nice to meet you.
-I’m Kyle, man. -Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well.
I’ll take you on to see the captain.
Okay.
I’ve been a chef for 22 years.
I think I lost my mind a long time ago.
-Welcome on board, mate. -Yeah, thank you very much.
It’s nice to be here.
Maybe I talked to myself too much.
I have a few little ticks and go a little bit loopy sometimes.
But I’m harmless crazy, you know.
I’m not about to murder anyone.
-First impressions? -Old.
-Older. -Yeah.
-How old? -I’m 40.
Nearly 41.
-Nick, this is Barbie. -Hey, Barbie.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Yachting is something that keeps me youthful.
No ex-wives, no kids.
This is probably why I look so good.
Hi, mate. How’s it going?
-Nice to meet you. -You ,too, mate. Take a seat.
Thanks for coming such short notice, mate.
I had to let the last guy go.
His food was incredible.
But he’s letting us down with timing of food.
He wasn’t reading the preference sheets properly.
Okay.
I’ve seen you being on some big boats,
so I’m not here to teach you how to cook.
-That’s up to you. -Of course.
Working well with the interior team.
I’ve got no room for chefzillas.
No throwing knives and pots and pans in there.
-Okay. Yeah. -Okay.
Any questions you might have?
When’s the guests arrive?
-Tomorrow. -Okay.
All right, mate, we’ll go look at your galley,
wherever everything is and how everything works.
-Or doesn’t work. -Exactly. Pull everything out.
-Appreciate it. -Put it all back again.
-Excited to have your board. -Thank you very much.
Hmm.
[laughing]
Oh, ----ing Camille.
Being back on board St. David, it’s just like
taking a stroll down memory lane.
I mean, with Camille, it was just this instant spark.
We were very much like kids in love
is probably the best way I’d say it.
I like your smile.
I’m just want to take a moment.
I’ve just really been thinking about her recently.
Maybe there’s a part of me believing that
it could be something because we’re great together.
Like, oh, geez.
See what girls have done to me?
Christ.
Do you remember trying to kiss me, by the way?
Yeah, sorry. It was old habit.
It was fine. I’m irresistible.
What can I say?
Ah.
Still rough.
Yes, I’m hungover.
-[bleep]. -And your mouth’s shut.
My mouth’s shut, but I mean, people ain’t stupid as that.
Yeah, but has your mouth been shut?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve not said anything.
But people have definitely put words in my mouth like, come on.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Like, people ain’t stupid, huh?
My father made it very clear before coming here.
This was the one thing. Don’t do.
There’s certain things that there’s a ----ing line.
Because my dad’s watching.
My dad isn’t like very affectionate, you know?
And even when I was married and I was at my house,
I wasn’t kissing my husband in front of my father.
It’s just dad doesn’t need to see it.
And I’m disappointed in myself for disappointing my father.
----ing shut up, I get you. Jesus Christ.
[laughing]
Hmm.
You keep going in there, but you’re doing nothing.
Are you joking?
Oh, you got a bucket.
-Yeah. -I apologize.
You, [bleep] you, too.
Wait, what the hell?
What a little dick.
-Dyl? -Yes, sir.
I’m just gonna let Nick get changed.
Here we go, good sir.
-Where are you from, Nick? -Devon, England.
Barbie?
So how old are you, dude?
-40. -Wow.
Yeah.
Been a chef for like 22 years.
You okay?
Oh my God.
When did they break up?
It was last year. She cheated on him.
So why would he be like, "Hottest girl ever?"
-Exactly. -You insane?
So I know we’re just sleeping together,
but it’s just, it’s weird.
And I’m supposed to like act like nothing on deck
because work and play’s different,
but it’s really hard right now.
-But you deserve respect. -Yeah.
Yeah.
This needs cleaning.
All right.
I’m seeing like a bath ring around there,
and there’s been some fun in there.
So, you know, wear gloves.
Hello, Nick. Fraser, how you doing?
Nice to meet you.
Where are you from?
No, Palma’s amazing, apparently.
Yeah.
And I’ll always come to you before a service,
is like, do you want this to your plate?
Okay.
I reckon on plated for most meals.
Yeah, of course.
Chef Anthony really struggled with his time,
his organization, and his general upkeep.
This gives me so much anxiety.
Are there any that don’t have fish or no?
There’s no way y’all can be from the south
and like that mac and cheese.
I’m just really hopeful that the next person can come in
and rid me from all those things.
To have 20 years plus of chef experience,
I mean, he’s clearly doing something right.
This is green flags all over.
Thank you for joining.
Welcome, welcome.
Look at that view.
[laughing]
-Does he bite? -Nope.
Thank God we can see the zoo animals behind glass, aye.
Wild, wet lechers.
You’ll find them in your local marina
doing absolutely [bleep] all.
[laughing]
Xandi, Barbie?
-Oh, speak of the devil. -Yeah.
Guys, why are you keeping it secret
that you and Barbie got a thing?
Ben someone’s going around like ----ing...
[clatter]
Ben, shut the [bleep] up.
Did you hear what-- shut the [bleep] up!
Get out of here!
Barbie.
Just own up to it.
I’m ----ing off.
It’s like-- it’s just like--
Anyway.
Ugh, toxic.
Heads of departments,
let’s meet downstairs in the crew mess
for the preference sheet meeting.
Copy from the galley.
How you doing?
I hear that you’re being a tosser.
-Me? -Yeah.
I’ve done nothing wrong.
You [bleep] with my girl Sunshine, I’ll [bleep] with you.
What now?
Your Instagram story. Bit rude.
-No, it’s not. -Poor Sunny.
You could have told her.
Oh, my God.
We’re not even ----ing dating.
All right.
Alex Taylor, senior community manager.
He is excited for the yacht crew
to put together a memorable vacation for his friends.
Loves Instagramable food.
-No pressure, mate. -No, no pressure.
Let’s really pay attention to the individual preferences.
-Yeah. -Really pay attention to that.
I don’t want that balls up this trip.
It’s happened before for their first lunch on board.
Joint display of octopus nachos and whole seafood spread.
Jeez.
-Make their own chocolates. -Oh, cool.
And we’re going to stay here for lunch,
and then they’ll leave here to go on the chocolate tour,
and then we’ll leave, go out on anchor,
and they’ll come to the yacht, and everything’s done.
Night one. Caribbean Christmas.
-Speedos and Santa hats. -Exactly.
It’s the guests wish to celebrate New Year’s Eve.
Primary has requested a late dinner,
so that the meal ends at the stroke of midnight.
These guests, they’re going to have pretty high expectations.
-Yes. -Yeah.
-Smash it. -Let’s do it.
[sobbing]
Fraser, could I talk to you for a second?
I’ll meet you in Main saloon.
My dryer isn’t working.
-Babes, I just want you to know. -Yeah.
I’m having, like, an off day today.
Okay.
I feel like I really disappointed my dad.
-Oh, no. -Like, I really don’t feel good.
Why? What’s happened?
No, don’t be silly.
I’m so mad at myself.
Oh, no. I’m so sorry.
I just wanted you to know I’m having a really bad day.
Is she crying?
[sobbing]
I’m having, like, an off day today.
Okay. What’s happened?
Is she crying?
[bleep], I feel bad, man.
She’s ----ing panicking, stressing.
I’m sorry.
I feel like I really disappointed my dad.
What’s he going to do?
Just be angry at you.
No one thinks anything of you or anyone anything.
You know we’re all family.
[laughing]
-But we love you. -Yeah, I know.
I was going to try and not talk about it,
but she did make this decision, you know?
Oh, man, what the [bleep].
As far as galleys I’ve walked into,
this has got to be top three worst, for sure.
Ah!
I don’t know how anyone’s not got food poisoning from this.
How are the fridges?
I cleaned it, but this was all black from mold.
[bleep]
-How are you? How are you? -How are you?
I’m all right, lad. How you going?
Good.
Well, yeah.
Oh, man, you think you got it, and then bam, whack.
Nothing, lad.
I’m feeling ready for tomorrow.
Dude, I haven’t even looked at this preference sheet yet.
What do you think of these people?
I think they’re going to be interesting.
All right, well, I’m going to take a shower, sh-- and sleep.
-Hello. -Hi.
What’s happening?
I’ve been watching this thing fill up for the last two hours.
Why? What’s up?
Good.
So are you annoyed today?
Uh...
This Instagram posts that I put up.
Oh, that.
It took me off guard, like, I wasn’t expecting that.
-Do you know? -No.
You get it?
It’s just like there’s always something.
Yeah.
So...
Yeah, it was annoying.
I just need to finish this charter season strong,
so I think...
You know where we are.
I think for now, if we sleep together, we sleep together.
If we don’t, we don’t.
I don’t think we’re attached to each other whatsoever.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I’ll see you tomorrow, maybe?
Yeah, I mean, I’ve got to see you tomorrow, right?
[crying]
Hmm.
Proper.
-What’s wrong? -Ben’s done.
Just now?
Yeah, just now.
What happened?
Basically today’s reaction to what he posted on Instagram
was like his last straw, you know?
I get what he’s saying, though.
He can’t be himself.
There’s always something wrong.
Like, I’m ----ing toxic.
I’m sorry. How are you?
Honey.
[laughing]
I’m sorry.
He’s being a ----ing dickhead.
And sometimes men need to take responsibility for their actions
and how it makes other people feel,
and he’s not doing that.
I’ve been there and done that,
and I’ve learnt not to sh-- where I eat,
because it ends up in tears.
Men don’t change. That’s them.
But doesn’t excuse being a [bleep].
Interior, interior. You can clock off now, please.
I love you guys a lot.
-I’ll see you guys. -I love you, too.
Still going.
Got the floor and the stainless to go.
[sighs]
[bleep] me.
You are strong. You are intelligent.
You are humble.
Night, mate.
[bleep]
[alarm blares]
Oh, God.
Today’s going to be a ----ing good day, baby.
Whoo! Let’s go.
Oh, my God.
How’s it going, mate?
-Getting there. -Feeling good in here?
Yeah, it’s always the same.
You turn up, and then you just assess the damage.
-Yeah. -And then you just crack on,
been a chef for 21 years.
Should have learned something by now, huh?
You gotta learn a couple of tricks,
at least a couple of tricks.
Happy to have you aboard, mate.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Oh, my God.
Stop it.
I personally don’t feel like I’ve done anything wrong.
In fact, I’ve done quite the opposite.
I’ve tried as much as I can to make her comfortable
and for her to be reacting like this.
It’s like, childish.
I really think it’s really childish.
Yeah.
Excursions booked for 3:00,
so they have to leave here between 2:30 and 2:45.
I’m leaving her at three.
The pressure’s on the chef
to make sure he gets the food out in time.
Ugh.
Guys, I’m okay with earphones,
but if you’ve got to have them in, talk,
but don’t keep to yourself.
100%.
No.
-Nick. -Yeah.
Just had a quick chat with Cap.
We should bring lunch forward to 1:00.
Yeah.
And what do you have in mind for lunch?
We’re going to do the nachos.
Mm-hmm.
I’m probably going to do a meat option as well.
Lovely.
Like lamb chops,
but the fish dish will be the octopus.
Okay, perfect.
Lunch. It’s the first meal.
This is my time to shine.
Show what I can actually do.
I’m self-taught.
I started washing dishes,
and I just worked my way out to Michelin Star joints,
the Ritz for a little while in London,
and now I’ve been working on the yachts for about 10, 11 years.
There’s a lot of pressure,
but you’ve got to keep a steady head.
I’m just going to garnish it up all nice.
Lovely.
-Instagram. -Of course, of course.
Fraser, we have the provisions.
Hey, Barbs.
Barbie’s like she’s seen death or something.
[grunting]
More cheese? Oh, my God.
Just so you know in the future,
don’t be shy with cheese.
-Christmas. -Happy frikking holidays.
-Surprise. -Hi, mate.
-All good to go? -She’s looking good.
-Oh, Xan. -Yeah?
You’re going to chocolate today, around about 2:30.
Perfect.
Ready, steady cook.
This smells better, honestly.
I keep it open as long as I can every day.
Wouldn’t mind touching this up at some point.
-Yeah. -Let’s give this a hit.
See the rust on here?
-Stainless, yeah? -Yeah.
Fraser, are we good to go, mate?
Yeah, I’ll come up to you now.
Looking good, mate.
I’ll tell you, man, you guys are ----ing getting it together.
Cool.
Definitely hurt by Kyle.
I asked him to be a gentleman, and he’s not.
He was like the one person I thought I could trust, you know?
And I’m realizing I can’t, so....
I do think he has feelings, though,
and I think that his feelings are also hurt.
You weren’t walking around talking about it, right?
Yeah.
Then you wouldn’t have hurt feelings,
because I wouldn’t be so upset.
I’m ----ing pissed.
I want to convert to orthodox, you know what I mean?
And, you know, he’s, like, letting it be a thing.
Don’t go and talk about, like, something that’s private.
Like, it’s not guy talk. It’s not yacht talk.
It’s between me and you.
Never, ever again, ever, anything.
You’re my person I can trust,
and now I’m feeling, like, oh, my God,
I can’t trust you.
I’m just done with it.
Coming up...
-Love the shorts, by the way. -Thanks.
They’re fantastic.
It’s going to get real weird later.
All crew, all crew, 15 minutes
to guest arrival, 15.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
We’ve got guests coming down the dock.
We’re doing it.
-G’day. -Hi.
Hello!
-Hey, friends. -G’day, Alex.
-What’s up? -How are you doing, mate?
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
-Good day, I’m Kerry. -Isabel.
-Zac. Nice to meet you. -Steve.
Nice to meet you, man.
Fraser. Nice to meet you, Steve. How are you doing?
-Champagne, champagne. -Yeah!
On behalf of the crew of St. David,
we’d like to welcome you aboard, and to Grenada,
Fraser’s our chief stew, he’ll show you around.
Thank you so much.
Please follow me.
This here is my favorite hot tub.
This is going to be your prime spot
for a 360 of the whole boat.
I did think that you just said
it’s a prime spot for a threesome,
and then I nearly died, okay?
We will get to that.
Oh, [bleep] me.
Oh my God.
So, you’ve got your primary lounge.
Since I’m eight years old, I got so tall,
I have not been able to do this.
Yes, he fits!
Oh, my God.
Yay!
-I’ll take these two trays. -Yep.
It’s such a rush today.
All right, guys, let’s get into our polos.
So, we have our chocolate excursion today.
We’ll be making chocolate.
So, we have to get into cars latest 2:45.
We’re going to have lunch at around about one o’clock.
All right, you guys, get some drinks.
-Get some tapas. -Thank you very much.
Oh, my God. Of course.
[laughing]
Whoo!
Let’s go, girls.
Whoo!
[laughing]
Jesus Christ.
Wow.
All right, this is done.
Got to do it for the Gram.
So, how do you all know each other?
-He’s our common person. -Yeah.
Common denominators.
Yeah, we’re foodies.
We all met through Instagram.
-Oh, that’s great. -Yeah.
They’ve been here for about 10 minutes.
I want to confiscate all of their phones.
I think that because this is these people’s jobs,
I get it, but it’s a lot.
Oh, here we go. Instagram already.
-Thank you. -No problem.
All right.
Oh, yes, baby. So cute!
Merry Christmas to all and to all a fun night.
Whoo!
So, you guys are going to go on the excursion,
and then you’re going to come back.
-Christmas begins then. -Yeah.
How you guys came up with that, I’m not sure.
My friends call me Father Holiday
because I host every party, like, at my house.
Yeah.
So, I’m always thinking of, like, what’s a fun theme.
-It’s high standards. -Yeah.
Okay, I’m going to start moving them.
All right, mate.
Such a weird dish.
----ing octopus ----ing nachos.
Oh, my God.
-It’s tasty, eh? -Really good.
Having influencers on,
they’re going to take a lot of photos, I guess.
----ing kids these days, eh?
This is such a weird dish.
-Okay, come here. -I like him.
He is so sexy.
-Who? -Fraser.
Oh, yeah, you should [bleep] him.
-Ah. -Cheers.
Cheers.
Fraser, I’m in my blues. I’m running up.
Right, darling, you start with water and wine.
Lunch in about five.
Totally.
We can always chat at the table as well.
-Yeah. -As long as we get to the table,
I don’t want to have to rush you off.
Enjoy your meal.
I love them already.
Oh, look how nice this is.
I’m just seating now,
so I’m just going to do water and wine and drinks.
Okay, cool.
-Yams. -Thank you.
Ooh.
Enough for eight, though, is it?
Is it one, chip each?
-Thanks, Paris. -You’re welcome.
That’s enough for me.
-Yeah. -Just saying.
-Yeah. -It’s not wowing me.
Okay.
Lamb.
What was misread about that?
Seafood spread for first luncheon
Do you have any more seafood coming up?
Why, did they ask?
That was on the preference sheet for today’s lunch.
Whole seafood spread for lunch.
Ugh, just saw the nacho.
Okay.
Here we go again.
I was very clear to Nick when I first met him
to read the preference sheet.
How hard can it be?
It says seafood lunch.
He only has one seafood item.
Are you kidding me?
[bleep]
Coming up...
I’ve been thinking about my ex a lot recently.
Camille.
-Oh, yeah. -Hmm.
Do you have any more seafood coming up?
Why, did they ask?
That was on the preference sheet for today’s lunch.
Seafood spread.
[bleep]
I could do scallops quickly.
-How long do you need? -Five minutes.
All right.
I hear you like an octopus nachos.
Oh, my God. It’s octopus nachos.
[shouting]
Oh, my God. Wait.
Can I take a picture of this before this happens on?
-Of course. -Un-freaking-believable.
Thank you, my friends.
Pleasure.
Thank you so much.
I didn’t know that this was happening,
so I had to change my shirt.
Nacho king, of course.
I was going to take the whole plate of nachos.
This is a dream come true.
-It’s ready. -Perfect.
-Thanks, mate. -There you go.
-Scallops. -Scallops.
-Good recovery, mate. -Yeah.
Some seared scallops, if you’re interested.
Oh, I love scallops.
This octopus is so good.
I know.
The lamb is good, too.
Cheers.
Barbie, Barbie, Fraser.
They need to leave in nine minutes.
A lot of washing up to do.
All right. If you guys want to run
and get any last bits that you may need,
the cars are going to be ready in nine.
I’m ready to make some chocolate.
You smashed it, mate. They loved it.
We’re going to be pulling out of here in 20 minutes.
Lovely. Thanks very much.
Good work, mate. Appreciate it.
Cheers.
Ben, Sunny and I are in the bow again.
Yeah, I just think you might change it up.
Do it back here with me and Kyle go up in the bow with Sunny.
If you want, yeah.
All right, guys. We can make our way to the cars now.
-Xandi’s coming with you. -Okay, let’s go.
-Have fun, Xandi, dear. -I will, thank you.
Bring me chocolates.
I’m waiting for it.
Love the shorts, by the way.
-Thanks. -They’re fantastic.
It’s going to get real weird later.
I can’t wait.
-I’m so sorry. -It’s okay.
I’m just looking at Jen’s butt. It’s fine.
Bye-bye, guys.
Love you.
All right, guys. Let’s get this dock set up.
This is exciting.
Okay, we’re going to get all the decor out.
I’m just going to have tits out for the rest of the trip,
if that’s good.
Now I’m ready to be a milf.
Okay, let’s do it. Bow to stern, please.
Bow to stern.
Forward spring line coming in.
Aft leading spring.
So close, Sunny.
Oh, Christmas tree.
[grunts]
Would you ever see yourself getting married?
I’ve asked for a ring 20 times.
-Oh, really? -Yeah.
If Fraser just sends me a picture of the ring
that he wants, I’ll buy it for him.
What is your gaydar saying?
Hot dogs.
Who doesn’t like a sausage between two buns?
Steven’s quite hot.
As far as I’m aware, he’s with one of the ladies.
But I hope he’s not.
He’s got small legs and small feet.
I kind of like that.
He can put them all over my chest.
I’d be cool with it. He can just walk all over me.
Literally. I’m not kidding.
Good afternoon, ladies.
-Hi. -How are we doing? I’m Aaron.
Welcome to Tri Island Chocolate.
Come on in. This is where the magic happens.
No, not yet.
This is my little chocolate factory here in Grenada.
So just so we know, before we make the chocolate,
we have to know how we get there, right?
So we have the pods, which looks like this.
Oh my gosh, that’s big.
-Can I take one photo close up? -Of course you can.
You’re all going to get the chance to taste it, okay?
Kerry, that is all lines on board.
You are free to move.
Copy. Departing dock.
You are clearing astern, seven meters opening.
Turning now.
Deck crew, we can bring in fenders.
Great job, Ben.
So we are ready.
Start from the top and just steadily go up and down.
That looks pretty good.
I think you’ve got your new career.
Looks professional, right?
I did this.
We’re going to decorate the boat now for Christmas.
Remember, we’ve got less than an hour.
Yeah, I know. I’m going quick.
All right, guys, we’ll stand by for two shots.
Standing by, two shots.
Release, release, release.
Yes, Sunny.
Two shackles at the water-line, Captain.
That’s good, Sunny. Please lock it down.
Captain, are you doing dinner with the guests this evening?
That is correct.
Copy.
[sighs]
Gotcha. Gotcha, girl.
I won’t let you die.
You know it’s International Women’s Day today.
-Really? -Yeah.
Well, happy International Women’s Day.
Thank you.
Why am I singing Christmas songs in my head?
Something’s ----ed up.
What have we got, curry?
----ing stay away.
A ----ing nice curry though, man.
----ing stay away from that sh--.
What’s your story?
I’ve been thinking about my ex a lot recently.
-Camille. -Oh, yeah.
Just thinking with your dick or actually thinking you might?
-I don’t know. -She’s a bit back-sh-- crazy.
Very.
Just fun.
I do like Sunny. She’s cute.
She’s, um, really funny to be around.
But I just don’t have that spark with Sunny.
I mean, you can’t force anything, right?
I mean, there has to be a spark there, like,
like last year with Camille.
That was just...
That’s the magic that I’m after.
Let’s see if she answers. Probably not.
[phone ringing]
Hey, Cam.
What’s up?
Yeah, I just want to see how you’re doing.
Doing well.
Coming back on board has been like a trip down memory lane.
I guess I missed you a little bit.
Yeah.
What are you up to?
So I’m going to be in Florida.
I’d love to see you, honestly, just to say hello.
I’d love to catch you in Lauderdale
and see that smile again.
Yeah.
Well, cool.
Get back to some music, okay? It’s good to hear your voice.
It’s been a long time.
Catch you soon, babe.
Bye.
Why, Ben?
I kind of feel stupid because it’s over.
It’s, oh, it’s like a hard pill to swallow.
I mean, I’m swallowing it again for the second time.
All right, I can’t do this anymore.
You got to learn it from the first time, Ben.
That’s just stupid.
But I mean, now I know.
I could not drive out here.
[horn honking, shrieks]
I didn’t expect that.
Oh, good one.
-Bye-bye. -I’ll be back.
[bleep]
Merry Christmas.
Are we going to get in the sleigh with the reindeer?
-You ready to go back? -Yeah, let’s do it.
Oh, my God, he’s so cutesie.
What’s going on here?
In Australia, Christmas is in our summer,
so it’s really, really hot.
No snow whatsoever.
Santa is in budgie smugglers.
He’s surfing, getting tan lines because South Pole,
there’s no sun.
Yeah, our Santa’s naked.
When in doubt, ask what would Santa do?
Copy.
Interior, let’s get ready for arrival, please.
All right, guys, we’ve arrived.
Oh, my God.
-Welcome to the North Pole. -Merry Christmas.
Egg nog. Yes.
Thank you.
Oh, my God, this is so good. I can drink these all year.
It’s Christmas. Let’s go, guys.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Oh, my God.
Christmas on St. David’s.
Oh, my God.
I used to love Christmas as a kid.
Yeah.
My dad used to build the Christmas tree huge,
and it was just such a special, wonderful time.
Alex is so excited. I love it.
No, I have a thing for Fraser. I can’t help it.
Well, I think Fraser has a thing for you.
He’s super single and super ready.
All crew, all crew, dinner for guests will be at 8:30.
All right, come on.
[bleep]
Tonight’s dinner is a feast of seven fishes.
It’s an Italian-American Christmas Eve tradition.
Jesus Christ.
Being a chef, having memories about Christmas,
is usually stress.
I’m working all the time.
This is my busiest time of the year.
I much prefer Halloween.
I like to get dressed up and get a bit weird.
Actually, fits your face really well.
Okay, hang on. Is there, like, a hat?
I don’t really wear hats
because I’ve got a head the size of peanut.
How’s it coming along, mate?
-Getting there, mate. -Yeah?
Just doing the canapes now.
Good.
I grew some hair.
Oh, [bleep].
Come here from one second. You got a little...
There we go.
That’s a crisp-ass beard now.
Thank you so much.
We’re going to go change.
-Go get it. -Great.
We’ll see you shortly, guys.
We’re going to do it.
We’ll see how ridiculous this goes.
I think we had a kiss just then.
Yeah, I know.
I could cut the sexual tension with a knife.
What’s going on? You and Barbie?
It’s just sh--.
When you’re so close to someone
and you go intimate with someone...
Yeah, yeah.
You cross that boundary and then she’s just going like,
[bleep] you.
Welcome to yachting.
I think you need to have a chat with her.
All right. What are you wearing?
Christmas colors.
-The lady’s in green. -They said Christmas.
Oh, yeah. Feels right.
Let’s go.
Lip gloss, on.
Titties, in.
Are you joking with this set up?
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
Oh my goodness.
We have Bloody Mary with clams, prawn cocktail,
and mahi mahi sashimi.
-Okay. -Cheers.
-Oh, an oyster. -Oh, sh--. It’s an oyster.
Oh.
This is amazing.
It’s a Christmas miracle.
It certainly is.
Wow.
I had an extra bow tie for him.
So excited.
The feast of the seven fishes is like something very,
like, family-orientated for me,
because I am Italian myself.
Can’t wait to see what happens.
-Yes. -I’m excited, too, mate.
This is going to be very cool.
Yeah, those three can go.
Oh, my gosh. It looks so good.
Oh, wow.
You’re starting off with the salmon on a bed of mashed potato
and asparagus with an orange fennel.
Mm.
This is amazing.
The Chef, he only just joined us yesterday.
Oh, really?
Well, so far, he’s done phenomenal.
-Oh, yeah. -That’s awesome.
Oh, my God.
Chef, the guests are loving your food.
Tell them I can’t drink compliments.
Captain Kerry, have you ever had, like, a scary moment
when you were driving a boat?
Oh, yeah.
There’s so much pirate activity around Somalia,
and we see this boat on radar.
Shouldn’t even be there.
So we alter course 20 degrees to starboard,
and it alters course 20 degrees to starboard.
And what it was, was there was Somali fishermen,
and they thought we were going to run over their fish traps,
and they thought we were the warship.
[laughing]
-Ready to go, Chef? -Yep.
-Strozopreti. -Oh, my God.
Here’s the funny thing about strozopreti.
It actually means...
It really is what you’re saying?
How far off would you say you are, Chef?
No, it’s just plating, and we’ll go.
Look at this.
Thanks, mate.
You got the lobster.
Very good.
Did a good job of this, huh?
Oh, my God. Again.
Very simple, but tasty.
Let’s run plates, please.
Something smells delicious.
Is that this?
This is seared tuna.
Yeah. It’s good.
Very good.
For dessert we have freshly-made cannoli
with the chocolate from your day today.
Love it.
What a way to end an Italian meal.
Ooh.
I got to snag a pic.
All right.
Do you want to pop your black on and come say hello?
Oh, yeah. I’ll do that now.
-Mm. -Mm-hmm.
-Mmm.
Hopefully they’re happy.
-I love it. -Mmm.
Ladies and gentlemen, chef for this evening.
Good evening, Merry Christmas, everyone.
[applause]
Thank you very much.
Nick’s first meal with me sitting at the table,
I’m very impressed.
Timing, presentation, flavor.
Happy Captain, happy life.
Yeah.
-We really appreciate it. -I’m glad it worked out.
Coming up...
I woke up this morning to Kyle being very upset.
The dude’s been down all day,
and I’m kind of annoyed at it.
Don’t get mad at me for my personal relationship with Kyle.
So, can we strip this sh-- and hot tub time?
-Oh, okay. -Whatever you like.
Let’s do it.
Holy cannoli.
Have a great night, see you in the morning.
Enjoy yourselves.
My hard work pushes me towards my goal,
and nothing can get in my way.
-Goodnight. -Oh, my gosh.
Tits out for the ----ing boys.
-Hey, Barbie. -Hey, Ben.
How’s your night, darling?
Amazing.
How about Kyle?
I woke up this morning to Kyle being very upset.
The dude’s been down all day, and I’m kind of annoyed at it.
He really wants to talk to you,
but he doesn’t know how to go about it.
Don’t get mad at me for my personal relationship with Kyle.
It’s just disappointing that he’s been there for you
the whole charter season so far,
and now you’re pushing this kid aside.
I mean, I get you have stuff going on,
but are you even going to chat to him?
I want to to chat to him.
Well, good, because he wants to.
He doesn’t know how to approach you.
Well, hopefully, he doesn’t approach me
the way you’re approaching me.
He’s such a good guy, and that’s the last thing he deserves.
So, Sunny’s a great girl, too, and I don’t come and attack you
the way you’re attacking me. I don’t appreciate that.
I don’t appreciate how you’re talking to Kyle.
Are you kidding me?
Do you know how many times I’ve seen Sunny cry?
Like, Ben, shut up.
Go worry about your own relationship.
Good talk, Ben.
Well, I just got bitched out by Ben.
Why?
He just came at me about some personal sh-- with me and Kyle,
and he just, like, fully attacked me.
Why are my personal problems your issue?
Yeah, but you know how boys are, they’re so stupid.
[belches]
-You’re really pissing me off. -Come and have a chat.
You’re really pissing me off.
Come and have a chat.
I have a lot of things to do,
but please continue to talk about it
with everybody else on the yacht.
So disappointing. I don’t even know who you are.
Yep, okay. Fair game.
That’s all I need to know, girl.
Sorry about that.
Welcome to St. David.
From my experience working on a boat,
having these romances.
If you’re going to do it, you’ve got to make sure
you’re doing it with the right person.
Or you get some handsome chef coming in
and stealing your gal.
It’d be pretty ----ing awkward, I guess.
Go have a great night of sleep.
Good night. Good luck.
Good night, love.
Good night.
I breathe deeply and calmly.
Everything is working out perfectly for me.
Focus.
Really good meal service.
-Bye. -See ya.
Very good work.
I want to succeed.
There are many reasons I am doing this now.
I know things are changing.
What’s up?
I say, are you okay?
No, Kyle.
-I know. -I’m not okay.
Hello.
I know I might be screwed up a little bit,
but I really hope that she can see past my mistakes.
I apologize for saying that I wouldn’t talk about it
and I have spoke about it,
and I understand that that’s pissed you off.
I’m very sorry, but at the same time,
like, yeah, I need to voice my opinion as well.
I thought you were going to have my back with it,
and then you played into it.
I like Barbie a lot.
Like, I’ve liked her for the start, right?
And it’s like it’s almost built into something
that I wasn’t expecting to see, you know?
So this situation right now,
that’s really, really ----ing me up.
Like, that sucks.
Okay, I’m genuinely apologizing.
Yeah. I accept your apology.
I just, I don’t trust you.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
Paris, my third favorite stew.
Get back to ----ing cleaning some sinks
and maybe scrub a toilet.
Everybody’s talking about you having a New Year’s kiss.
So just, like, brush your teeth before 12.
Happy New Year!
Alright, try not to be a massive bitch
with what I’m about to tell you.
Kyle, me and him have become, like, a thing.