Previously on "below deck"...
Why is he sleeping?
He just said he was tired.
What?
It's an absolute slap in the face to me and my team.
I've lost all respect for you.
What's going on in here?
Do you see like it's a little bit of a mess?
I'm just not seeing any progress.
Are you getting in trouble?
I don't appreciate the way some things are said.
Charter three.
Tim's a trial attorney, celebrating his 50th.
Beth wants multi-course dinner and they want a beach barbeque.
They're very particular.
Is this fake crab sticks?
On what super yacht would you serve fake crab?
I don't have his caviar.
The guest specifically stated what they wanted
and I'm like losing my sh--.
[fog horn]
hey francesca, we might have a problem.
What was wrapped up like the czar ossetra petrosian caviar,
is actually some salmon roe.
Oh, sh--, okay, all right.
[bleep]
can I help you?
I'll slit someone's throat, if they haven't ----ing sent this--
okay--okay.
Yikes.
This is ----ing ridiculous.
I need this caviar.
Czar ossetra, imperial caviar.
You're looking at 800 euro for a small tin.
[bleep]
hey, francesca-- it is not here.
Okay.
Holy sh--.
Rachel's totally bonkers,
but do you know what, I'm kind of used to it,
my sister's a chef back at home.
She is like the best chef, but...
We always like to say, "the chef has arrived."
like, do not say anything, do not do any sudden movements,
just back the hell away.
[laughing]
I just want this cleaned, crew mess cleaned, that's it.
All right.
Izzy, give this a quick rinse before my back goes.
Yes?
Sure.
That's better.
I think that would be okay.
[phone ringing]
hello, chef.
I went to go look for the czar ossetra imperial.
All I had was salmon roe from petrosian.
I've gone through everything, I've ripped through everything.
Okay, yeah.
I appreciate it, thank you so much, dole. Bye.
Captain lee, captain lee, francesca.
The guests would like to have a tour of the entire vessel
before dinner at 7:00.
I suppose we can work that out.
Copy, thanks.
Boing, boing, boing.
[screams]
-thank you. -You're welcome.
And kill it, kill it, kill it.
All righty.
Just start bringing jet skis in and sh--.
Oh, we're going to start with the slide.
Oh, of course we are.
We just standing by until he says something?
We just got to take all the air out.
We use that orange pump to take out the air on it?
Yes, sir.
It's tough to the one struggling,
but it's a position I've been in before,
and I've dug myself out.
One of my biggest accomplishments
that I didn't think I could do was graduate berkeley.
I was so vastly underprepared.
And I still got a 3.5 gpa.
And then do we end up folding it on, um, sundeck?
Yes.
I'm determined to figure this out on the yacht
and make it work and be a proper yachty.
I don't want to fail.
It--it's embarrassing.
Yeah, this thing must weigh a million pounds.
No.
Jesus christ.
Um, did you clean like the cabin area and the crew mass?
-Yeah. -Okay, cool.
Thank god for ashling.
We get along, I don't need to tell her what to do.
She's similar to me where at work, you've got your head down,
and you just do what needs to be done.
Okay, it's starting to come together, it looks good.
That's my aussie girl.
Elizabeth, elizabeth, francesca.
Go ahead.
Copy.
Standing by on main deck, eddie, do you need me to do anything?
-Just stand by. -Copy.
Okay, let's start deflating stuff.
Hoisting.
You need me to do anything?
Not at the moment.
Oh my god.
At this point with shane, I'm trying to give him
the least amount of opportunities
to screw up as possible.
I don't need someone whose charming and funny,
I need someone who can work hard and get the job done.
Lets leave it like that.
-For sure. -Oh yeah.
I've got to get going into jolly harbor,
pick up the steel drum band.
-I've got this. -Okay. I'll be back in an hour.
Get shane and izzy to help, okay?
Shane and izzy, james.
Go ahead, james.
Is there any chance you could come up to sun deck?
I could help with sundeck.
Izzy is on her way to sundeck.
We've got a lot to do and not much time to do it.
Oh, is he trying to call eddie, out on fenders?
He's annoying me today.
I mean, I could have just told him not to step it up,
and then he definitely would have been fired,
at least I gave him a chance at saving himself.
Shane is just not cut out for the super yacht.
Nitpicking your boss, shut your mouth.
It'll make your life so much easier.
Jesus christ.
You usually cut the hand off to save the rest.
[phone ringing]
hello?
I wanted to give you an update on the caviar.
That's--that's awesome.
Oh, [bleep] thank god.
-Okay, jolly harbor dock, 6:45. -All right.
Thank you, dole.
All right, so, champagne glasses,
white wine glasses, red wine glasses.
And white russians?
But if you do the, yep--
-yep. -Yeah.
Maciatta, maciatta,
shadow's approaching with the steel drum player.
Thank you very much.
Tie that a million times right now.
Bridge deck aft is great.
Watch your feet on those fins.
-Eddie, eddie, rachel. -Go for eddie.
I was wondering if there's any possible way
that we could have a tinder at jolly harbor dock at 6:45pm.
Of course.
Cutting it close, aren't you?
[sighs]
what are you up to?
Uh, I still need two more water glasses.
Oh, where are they?
That's what I'm saying, like, I've got to find them.
Here's one.
-You nearly ready? -I'm nearly ready.
[sighs]
ces, ces, rachel.
Go ahead, rachel.
I was wondering if we had the caviar set already pulled
so I can just go ahead and put the ice in it
and have it on standby.
This is just mental.
[sighs]
I'm going to lose my sh--.
I have all this meal done for the caviar.
Capers chopped, blinis made, potato chips made.
Eggs separated, boiled.
Time's ticking, ticking, ticking, ticking.
Where is it? This is ridiculous.
Oh my god.
-You go change. -Yep.
Hmm.
What?
Are we running a little tardy?
Eddie, eddie, rachel?
Where is eddie?
He's not back, yet.
Copy that.
Uh, yes, if you don't mind meeting captain lee at the bow.
All right.
My god, this is so ridiculous.
All right, to the bow.
Elizabeth, elizabeth, I have to just go and change.
Let me know when I can run down and change.
Yes, I will when I come back up, thank you.
This is the ship's bell.
When you're in really rough weather, you'll hear that.
-Yeah. -Okay.
And if you're hearing it, you probably shouldn't
be where you're at.
I'm buying time, and if the caviar doesn't show up,
I'm sitting here with my dick in my hand.
I wanted to ring it right when we got on, I'm glad I refrained.
Or I would be in some sh-- with you.
This is our ground tackler anchors,
which keeps us in one position.
At least we'd like to think so.
Hello. You're going to play, maybe when they arrive.
This is the bridge.
I do everything with this little guy right here.
Computers have bigger joy sticks than I have.
That's what she says.
That didn't come out right, did it?
[laughing]
so I'm going to turn it over to the chief stew and her staff.
Great, okay, perfect.
The guests and captain lee are on bridge deck aft.
Whatever.
Welcome, happy birthday.
Thank you.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Coming up...
Where's elizabeth?
Uh, we're dying upstairs.
Oh, yeah, we're just about to go up.
Really pissed right now.
Oh my god, where the [bleep] is this ----ing caviar?
I see him coming.
All right.
Good evening, everybody, welcome, happy birthday.
Thank you.
Quickly run this to the chef.
I have, uh, put a menu on each of your place settings.
The first dish we have is czar imperial ossetra caviar.
Rachel, I'm in the galley with your--
oh there you are, you were hiding.
Thank god.
All right, you ready to rock and roll?
Bring it on, bitches.
I keep just a little bit of this caviar
to plate with for the lobster.
That caviar is like $700 bucks a tin.
[bleep] it.
Oh well, c'est la vie.
Let's go get some food, let's go get dressed in blacks,
let's go look good.
Have a shower, look all professional.
When you're finished rinsing that off...
-Get on my blacks? -Yeah.
So here's the blinis.
It needs to be a miniature cheese platter, too.
You're going to need a little set of tongs for it.
Francesca, francesca, rachel, caviar is going up.
Oh, czar imperial ossetra caviar,
served with the traditional accompaniments.
Thank you very much.
What a treat.
-Tell us what-- -no idea what to do here, buddy.
Put the caviar on top,
then put crème fraiche, and that's really all you need.
Isn't that good?
That's really pretty awesome.
Hey, james.
Wow.
To her or to me?
You, both.
Wow, guys. You guys make quite a team.
He's got the strength, I've got the brains.
Seriously.
No, that's good.
Keep going.
-I got it? -Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Ha, ha, ha! Thank you guys.
I really appreciate all your effort today.
Oh I know that, eddie, don't worry.
And thanks for babysitting shane on the beach.
I can't feel my legs and I think I like it.
We are very honored to have you join us
for tim's 50th birthday party.
Thank you, happy birthday, sir.
Wait, that's it?
[laughing]
and I love you.
They look great.
Oh, that's tits mcgee.
Francesca, francesca,
we are headed up with all the food right now.
Copy.
Hello everybody.
For your first course is a butter poached scampi.
The bottom of it, there is balsamic pearls,
and there is fennel fronds
drizzled with a little bit of fresh lemon juice.
So if you put your serviette to the side,
pour it down on top if your plate, and enjoy.
-This is amazing, thank you. -Thank you.
Very, very good.
Oh my god, that's delicious.
Really delightful combination of flavor.
Anything like this, I think we're in good hands.
That's what she said.
Elizabeth moroni, that is horribly inappropriate.
[laughing]
listen to this guy.
Ash, ash, francesca, can you please go to do cabins?
Copy.
Let's not tell anyone I took the last croissant.
Can I have a bite?
Like a little-- like a--there you go.
I think I should nip this in the bud earlier,
I saw like a hair in the bathroom.
Yeah, I know, I left one on the sink.
I didn't mean to, it came out of my hair brush.
Um, whenever one of you guys are okay, would you mind helping?
Hey can you help me? I need a pot washed.
Give me your pot.
What pot you want me to ----ing wash the sh-- out of?
Give you a pot right now,
so you can wash the sh-- out of the pot.
You can wash the sh-- out of this ----ing pot.
Oh, that's a nice pot, I like that pot.
It's so perfect.
Oh wow, look at that.
For this course, it's burrata.
You've got like tomato concasse, a little bit of garlic,
and see that little thing that's sticking inside there,
that's the dressing.
And that's a balsamic reduction with smoked malden salt.
Please enjoy.
So you've got to inject it in by squeezing.
That's what she said.
[laughing]
-captain lee, do you like us? -Yeah.
It's a sick world, I'm a happy guy.
Quick question, do you know where the thing is
to put parmesan?
I need two for the table for parmesan.
Uh--what thing to put it in,
sh--, like a little glass bowl?
Whatever parmesan might do well in.
With a little, uh, spoon?
They're upstairs in the pantry.
Yep.
Don't get crazy on me now.
Rachel, rachel, I'm about to clear now.
-Do you want me to fill it up? -Yes, please.
Copy for rachel.
All right, we're ready to run these.
-Okay, cool. -Let's do it.
Let's go.
You have a local caribbean lobster bisque.
On top of it, you've got a little bit
of a puff pastry cloud.
With some crème fresh, some caviar,
and a little bit of chive.
-Thank you. -Please enjoy.
Holy smokes.
-Oh, that's so good. -Oh wow.
That should be illegal.
Want one?
----Ing take anything you give me.
Osso bu--busco--
osso bucco.
This is ready to roll.
-Ready to go? -Yeah.
For your meat course, you have an osso bucco
slow cooked in a white wine
and notice the bone on your plate, that is the marrow.
There's some parmesan inside of it and cracked black pepper
to help break up the fattiness of the marrow itself.
-Enjoy. -Very good.
[applause]
that marrow is astonishing.
I'm very impressed with what rachel's doing in the galley.
Rachel, you're amazing.
Thank you very much.
In my 35 years as a charter yacht captain,
I've never been this impressed.
The pride in your work is apparent.
It's a lot of fun to do this,
and I appreciate the opportunity.
We appreciate it too.
Score, thank you.
I mean, she's the complete package.
Everything you want in a charter chef.
[long sigh]
coming up...
Oh!
I'm not sure about all that.
[shouting]
hey rachel, we're just about ready for you.
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, [bleep] me in the ass.
Oh [bleep]!
Oh [bleep].
Thank you so much. That was amazing.
Thank you, this is laku.
Thank you.
Sure, do you need uh, glassware with that?
No?
Okay, okay, great.
Can I ask you a question?
Certainly.
If you spill red wine on teak,
does it stain it really badly?
It does.
Do you plan on spilling a lot of red wine?
Well, there's a possibility.
There's a tradition that we've done.
There's a tradition that we have.
Two very important things in everybody's life,
it's longevity and it's prosperity.
I agree.
The longer you drink it, your longevity.
The further away from your mouth, your prosperity.
I am in so much trouble here.
I'll go first.
Longevity and prosperity, okay.
I'm not sure about all this.
Pull it out, pull it, pull it!
Well, that's going to leave a mark.
You are not good at this.
Eddie, eddie, lee.
Yeah, go ahead.
How much k2r do we have on board the boat?
Oh god.
Sh-- is getting messy up here.
-Guilty. -Sorry.
Sorry, I'm sorry, eddie.
-I got cases. -Cases?
All right, let's do it, justin, ready?
Here we go.
Oh, I have seen that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[yelling] -justin!
Oh wow.
All right, thanks for the warning, I'll get on it.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
-You're totally! -Yes! You are!
I need a bath towel.
Can you run down and go get a couple of drop towels, please?
Get into uniform with you,
because we got a lot of ----ing work to do tonight.
We might have something he should wear instead.
Okay, it's down stairs. Really fast.
Wrong bedroom!
[laughing]
all right, we got it!
They're going through a lot of wine.
Red wine everywhere.
Sh--.
Captain lee?
Could you come with us for just a second?
We have a special shirt for you to wear.
Oh, no problem.
Oh yes!
-Am I out? -You're out.
All right. What time am I up?
-6:30. -Okay.
[cheering and yelling]
oh, looks so good!
I'm not sure that these towels are going to be enough.
I want to make sure that eddie
doesn't have to suffer for my misgivings.
Appreciate it, cap.
[laughing]
open your throat, and just let it course down.
Oh my god.
Three, two, one!
[yelling and cheering]
[laughing]
I mean, what are you going to do, it's like--
that's why I get paid the big bucks.
Cheers.
God, I'm surprised I hit my mouth.
[laughing]
that's what she said.
[phone ringing]
greetings.
I just got let off, because I worked 15 hours straight.
I'll get a little bit of sleep.
I feel really happy to be with you, too, baby.
I feel very lucky to have a girlfriend
while I'm on this boat.
Work is really tough right now,
so it's great having aubrey there virtually.
She's just a rock.
Growing up, I definitely casually dated.
This is the first time it's been like a mature relationship.
I definitely miss her.
Shane!
You're asleep!
Shane!
I made that a manly, earthy ----ing carrot cake.
Rachel, rachel, they've all seated now at the table again.
Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
♪ happy birthday dear tim-o ♪
♪ happy birthday to you ♪
yay!
Oh, it's a carrot cake!
We're good like that.
Yeah.
You on lates, or earlies, or mids?
Late.
That sucks.
This is actually really good, it's like totally homemade.
It is good.
There is a part where things start turning.
I think elizabeth's going like have a night out
or something like that.
She's going to be a little wild.
-Okay, good night. -Thank you.
Good night, captain lee.
-Thank you so much ladies. -Good night, captain lee.
Aww, of course. Good night.
See you in the morning.
-He had like the best night. -He's so cute.
Now, I don't really care.
Yeah, lets go up one more out.
Let's do it.
Ash, I want you to go to bed.
Cool, good night.
[yawn]
hi! What would you like to drink?
Whatever you wanted to give me last night.
Amaretto?
Yes, I think so, let's do that tonight.
Okay, sure, no problem.
[phone ringing] oh, how are you?
-I'm good. -How are you?
I'm good.
We missed you.
I know.
I know, we've just been so busy.
We haven't like stopped.
Ah, I will definitely get a mask.
Yeah, no, besides anything, yeah.
Yeah I will.
When I left australia, we knew about covid-19,
but like, there wasn't like really much say about it.
Like, I'm hoping that it's not as serious
as people are making it out to be.
Bye.
Who's the late-night person?
Elizabeth.
Okay, you're turning in, right?
Yes, I'm going to go to bed shortly, yes, I'm turning in.
Yay, francesca, we love you.
Good night, I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Bye.
Oh my god, hi.
They're all upstairs, they're just drinking.
-Oh, let's do some k2r. -Oh, man.
Hey, you almost done?
Almost, yeah.
Izzy, izzy, eddie, you ready to go down?
Copy.
Can we get some wine?
Yeah, where is elizabeth.
[sighs]
you just seem like, down.
No, way. I'm just tired.
I feel like, I'm like, smiling, through.
Not miserable, just like--
I feel like I'm trying to make an effort to like--
-be happy? -Yeah.
That's all right.
Like, I ----ing get it. The interior is not fun.
You are inside of this boat 24/7,
working under like, this dictator,
in a stressful job,
and I'm really ----ing glad that I got out.
It's not that I'm like upset, I'm just literally ----ing tired
and I want to like, swim and live my life,
but I got to work.
Where's everybody at?
Elizabeth is going to get some wine.
I think we're looking pretty ----ing good.
Just going to hit this with uh...
Sweet old school rinse.
We do need a call button.
I'm going to bed now.
You just make sure that the cutlery
is just cleaned and put away.
Yeah, in the galley?
That'd be great, yeah, yeah.
Uh...
-Hi, lee. -Hi.
Oh yeah, I was just about to go up.
-Yeah, okay. -Yeah, yeah.
Uh, tequila, red wine, bailey's on ice.
I'm mortified.
-There she is. -I have some more wine.
99% of the time have a poker face.
But I'm really pissed right now.
Let me know if you need anything else.
-Thank you. -No worries.
You're a super star.
Yeah. I thought you were with them, sorry.
So would you just please make sure
-that they're first priority. -Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Because they've had such a good time.
-Yeah. -Um, up until now.
Coming up...
Yeah, this is gonna be tricky.
Do I have control here?
This is where captain lee earns his money.
I don't have my stern thruster.
-Closing quickly. -Come on.
I really didn't know you said to do that.
I'm going to take off my--
top.
[laughing]
I'm sorry, I'm trying my best right now.
I know you're trying your best.
Sorry.
When francesca acts like this towards me,
it really pisses me off.
-Good night. -See you in the morning.
God bless women, we need tequila.
We need alcohol.
Wow, I'm tired.
I will address it in the morning.
There's ways of directing people
that could still just be, like human.
And you can still run a tight ship.
You all right?
It's--it's frustrating.
Oh, how you feeling?
I have to have like a proper talk to like elizabeth.
You see it? Okay.
It's like, she couldn't go to bed without giving me sh--
for not having checked on the guest.
Oh.
The last thing to say before going to bed is like,
you know, I told you.
Whatever.
I like elizabeth. She's personable.
Is she perfect? No, not going to lie.
I think that's taking a toll on francesca,
but at the same time I don't want to be
in the middle of the department head versus the junior stew.
Because I feel like if I do, like,
the sh-- is going to hit the fan.
-Good night, lady. -Sweet dreams.
Thank you for today, bloody awesome.
Thanks for letting me just think about this.
Anytime.
It's bed time, dude.
On deck at 9:00.
All righty then.
All right, I got to go up there, now.
Hi.
I was just about to go up there.
Uh, no, you don't need to bring any more alcohol.
Oh, are you sure?
Oh god, yeah.
Do you guys need any waters or anymore drinks?
-No, I think they're good. -Sleep well, okay?
Thank you.
Can we just do the day one more time?
Sweet, I guess that's it then.
I'm ready to head to bed.
It's only 2:00.
Why are you sitting in at the bar like you're going to drink?
That's it, I want to drink.
Good luck with that.
I don't really want a drink,
I just kind of like the risk of it.
The risk of just not getting caught.
[laughing]
I'll get you one day, we'll have a drink.
You have to be way more sneaky than just sitting at the bar.
Yeah, but we're the only ones awake.
[alarm clock beeping]
[bleep] all of you people, die.
Where's my coffee?
Shane?
Yeah.
Why aren't you on deck? It's 7:37.
[bleep]! Ow!
[bleep] my phone died last night.
God ----ing dammit.
I... I...
God ----ing damn it, man.
Morning, izzy.
Sorry I wasn't on deck earlier, my phone died in my sleep.
-That's all right. -Thanks for uncovering.
Oh man, so I should probably go get my radio.
Yes, you should.
Oh!
Drop off day.
I'm assuming guests went to bed late,
which means hopefully they'll be really hungover today
and won't get up.
How are you?
Good, how are you? So you had fun last night?
Yeah, I did have a good time, they were a lot of fun.
Sleep well?
I slept great, after ----ing going to bed
at 1:45 in the morning.
The funny thing is, I still woke up at like 7:45.
And there's ----ing sunshine, curled up in bed,
sleeping like a ----ing log.
Wow.
And then yesterday morning, I woke up...
You've got to be ----ing kidding me...
And found the lazarette door wide open.
At least nothing's been stolen.
There's about 100 grand worth of sh--.
Yeah, but wait a second, there's more.
Yesterday, I came back from running errands.
[snoring]
he was in bed, asleep,
and a cover over his eyes that said "do not disturb" on it.
I don't know, he just does not get it.
All right, well, I'm going to go and check on my guys,
make sure they're working.
-Yeah, right. -Right.
-Good morning, how you doing? -Good morning.
We're eating breakfast, maybe around 9:30, or?
That sounds perfect.
I'm going to put some skis in the water also,
so if you guys want to go jet skiing, we can make that happen.
I'd like to do that before breakfast, as a bit of a wakeup.
Absolutely, I'll let them go right now.
-Izzy, izzy, eddie. -Go ahead.
Hey, as a heads up, the guests are going to want the jet skis,
so will you please let a couple out?
-Yeah, copy. -Thank you.
All right, we need to go get some--
-yeah, I know-- -jet skis.
-Good? -Yeah.
Dude, I even had my alarm set so I was going
to be on deck 30 minutes earlier.
Worst part is eddie had to wake me up.
Oh, sh--, really?
My phone was completely dead.
It was so stupid.
So stupid, shane.
Did you not charge it?
Dude, the charger situation is ----ed in our room.
Eddie keeps the temperature and the charger by his bed.
Well you know, he is the boss, so it makes sense.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
How'd everything else go this morning?
Good, I uncovered everything
and I wiped the covers down a bit because they're wet.
-Clean the scuppers. -You've had a busy morning.
-Uh. -What's up?
Man, do I need to even say anything about
what happened this morning?
I mean, what would you say?
I ----ed up.
Yeah. Okay.
I'm completely over shane right now.
I really don't know what to say to him at this point.
If there was ever a time not to make a mistake,
it was right now.
Plug your phone in.
Yep.
Coming up...
I was pretty pissed off when I found out that he
was sleeping while I was off the boat.
Taking naps.
Shane, shane, lee, to the bridge, please.
We need to have a conversation.
I got you, okay.
Have fun.
[laughing and screaming]
and they are off.
-Are you going to eat breakfast? -I am.
How was your coffee?
-It was fine. -Yeah? Okay.
Thanks.
[fog horn]
-hey. -Hi.
So breakfast is at 9:30, at half an hour.
Yep.
Was everything neat and tidy and clean
when you got up here this morning?
Yeah, it was pretty tidy.
Okay.
What's been going on so far this morning?
What happened to sunshine?
He was hour late to deck
so I was up at 6:30 and then eddie had to wake him up.
Cause he said he didn't charge his phone.
Oh god, that's not good.
Mm-hmm.
-Thank you. -Yep.
And you can take your life jacket off and give it to me.
If you'd like to take a seat at the table,
we have some fruit platters and croissants and muffins to start.
-Yeah. -Going to take some orders.
Two eggs over medium.
For you, lee?
French toast and can I have two eggs over hard?
-Two eggs over medium? -Eggs, uh, halifax.
-Hey. -Hello.
-Okay, I have the order. -Good morning.
-Hi, morning. -How can I help you?
Um, I'm just writing this down, I won't be long.
All right, I'll be upstairs.
Last night didn't end well for me.
To get yelled at by your boss
in front of your coworkers, it sucks.
How can I help you?
-Um, I'm okay for now. -Yeah.
I feel like if I start speaking or something,
like, she takes that like the rudest thing in the world.
Like, I can't win.
You feeling okay?
Yeah, I went to bed late.
-I know you did. -So I woke up late.
Good little sleep.
Feels really weird that everyone's out there.
-Bringing them all in now. -Yeah.
Do we have the cradle?
Sir, yes sir.
I shall put these right here.
-She's in. -Happy days.
You mind taking one, and I'll take the other two.
-Okay. -These two can go.
For you, eggs halifax.
Oh.
Would anybody like anything else to drink?
Oh my god.
We love rachel.
-That's it for breakfast. -Done.
Cheers, thank you.
Eddie, lee, I'm want to start pulling the hook.
Yes, sir. Drum bag's on.
-Yeah. -The pinch is open.
Yeah.
Just get to a good spot where you can see the anchor.
I can see her.
This is what I want you to do then, I want you to tell me--
-what it is? -What to tell him.
Gotcha.
And I will tell you if you're wrong or not
by relaying that message or not.
Izzy is a badass and she doesn't take sh-- from no one.
That to me is the beginnings of being a really good leader.
Eddie, lee, start pulling.
Right, 9:00.
We have a short stay leading off to 9:00.
So I'm letting izzy take up the anchor.
Is this open? This is not open!
With me doing my very best to set you up for success--
straight up and down--
but let you do it on your own.
So I can start hoisting?
Go ahead, start hoisting.
Four moving into five.
Good job. Anchor is home.
All right, let's get out of here.
Deck crew, deck crew, get in your whites.
Out of my way.
Out of my way!
Thank you, ladies, for your service today,
it was really smooth and like calm,
and I really appreciate it.
-It was really calm. -Oh, thank you, yeah.
I love having you on breakfast,
I want you because I think I need to--
you know, I don't have time to train anyone.
All right, head's up everybody, we're on our way in.
James, you can take the stern lines down?
I'll take one of them.
Shane, we need you on the dock to handle lines.
I'm going to go drop, drop, drop, drop.
Gotcha.
Pretty self-explanatory stuff, but, you know.
You know.
Does it matter which end we're going to put on the dock?
Just, drag goes over the rail.
Yeah.
Goes down your hand, adjust the clamp cleat.
And then I drop the next.
Yeah, how you guys doing?
These ones are not measured correctly.
But just so long as it drops,
and then once it's down, you can adjust it really quick.
Because it's just a clamp cleat.
Eddie, let me know when my stern clears 15, please.
Copy that, 15 feet off and closing.
Stern is clear of 15.
Dropping fenders in three, two, one...
Drop.
And drop.
You got one more to drop.
I know.
I got a fender misplaced.
God damn it.
[bleep]
all fenders are out.
Okay, out to wing station.
We need a vodka soda, vodka sprite, rose, champagne.
Got it.
If you have it.
Starboard side mooring buoy is at 50 feet.
Closing quickly.
Do I have control here?
40 feet.
Why am I not getting my stern over there?
35.
Come on.
I've got wind coming from the opposite direction,
thrusters ----ing up.
I can potentially hit the dock.
This is a god damn disaster waiting to happen.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't have my stern thruster.
This is a ----ing disaster.
25.
-I'm not getting nothing. -20.
Come on.
Son of a bitch!
Let's deck the halls.
Over video calls.
With sweatpants.
House plants.
And a 3pm happy dance.
With pizza buying. And reindeer flying.
And just a little joyful crying.
With all your family. And all your friends.
First bites. And happy ends. It's all essential.
In every way. And together. It makes a holiday.
Let's end the year with what matters.
Did you know you can go to libertymutual.Com
to customizes your together. Car insurance holiday.
So you only pay for what you need?
Really? I didn't-- aah! Ok. I'm on vibrate. Aaah!
Only pay for what you need.
♪ liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. ♪
♪♪
dive in.
Polo deep blue.
The new men's fragrance.
Ralph lauren.
Macy's
the fragrance destination.
Box of town house crackers I'm craving adventure.
With me the possibilities, are endless.
Hot buffalo, spicy queso, frosting
you do taste good with everything!
I knooooow
anything can be a dip with town house
♪ ♪
ready?!
Ready!
Whoa!
Let's hold off on posting.
It's 5g, man. You're already trending.
5g you can afford,
for the moments you can't afford to miss.
I'm trending.
Uh, 35, closing quickly.
Do I have control here? I don't have my stern thruster.
-25. -I'm not getting nothing.
-20. -Son of a bitch.
This is where captain lee earns his money.
Come on.
Holding.
Nerve wracking every time.
Okay, she's behaving.
Transom at dock now, forward spring line going ashore.
At what point do you either want to jump on
and do the stern line?
Is anybody doing anything on that ----ing stern?
God damn it.
-Guys. -Are you ready mate?
Where am I tying off to?
Pull it and we'll stick it on that end one there.
We locked in back there?
Go ahead james, you want to throw me this one?
Yeah, pull your bear end.
-Eddie? -On my way!
God damn it!
You want to just walk it to me?
I don't know if you're going to be able to throw it.
Nice.
Who in the [bleep] put these out?
Whoever it is, their ass is mine.
Can we get those lines tightened up back there sometime today?
-Almost. -Yeah, which on can I do?
Starboard ground tackle secure.
Tie this whole ----ing boat up myself.
If they think I'm pissed, they're right, I am.
That ain't going to happen again.
No, it's not.
Docking today was just a ----ing disaster.
This is our third time coming in.
We do it the same way every time.
And so far, shane's had every opportunity to prove himself.
Well, [bleep] it, his puppy ass is still on the porch
as far as I'm concerned.
It ain't ----ing rocket science.
----Ing a.
It's definitely my bad.
We're back.
Attention all crew, as soon as you're ready,
I need you out here on the aft deck.
Okay, here we go.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
Above and beyond.
Thank you, man, really great.
Thank you very much.
No, I'm coming in, man.
Captain lee. It was a pleasure man, it was so fun.
I'd like to thank you all, it was probably slightly cliché
when people say this was the best vacation of my life.
But it was incredible.
Thank you so much.
-There you go. -And thank you.
-Thanks, guys. -Thank you.
-Thank you! -Thank you!
-All right, go to work. -Yes, sir.
Everybody but the deck crew.
Okay girls, let's go change.
That docking sucked.
First line that goes on is the forward spring line,
because that's the one that keeps us
from hitting the god damn dock.
The second line that goes on is the windward crisscross.
That's critical.
You've got these two lines on, nothing bad can happen to you.
Shane knows he ----ed up.
At this point, I am running out of options of what to do.
Captain lee has once said to me, you can't fix stupid,
so I might not be able to fix this problem.
It sucks.
Because I really don't want to have a repeat of today.
We won't.
Go to work.
Thanks, cap.
Yeah, sorry, eddie. It was sh--.
We'll be better next time.
Get dressed guys and get working.
On deck in two minutes.
Coming in.
Ah. [bleep]
jesus.
Stewardess life.
Uh, one of them's pissing.
Or was that me, I don't know.
You know 1300's in two minutes, right?
Your watch is reading 12:58?
12:58, what time is your watch reading?
12:56.
You should change your watch.
Okay.
My number one feeling is frustration right now.
I know that I'm in the hot seat
and I know that I got to step up,
because if I under perform at a,
and I'm currently performing at b,
and if I don't get to a, then say goodbye to b.
[bleep]
got to haul my fat ass up those stairs.
Mostly just sag at this point, isn't it?
It's just there.
Attention all crew, attention all crew.
I need everybody in the crew mess in five.
Copy.
Galley copies.
Copy that.
How we doing sports fans?
-Good. -Hello.
This charter went extremely well.
Rachel, your meal last night, outstanding.
Thank you.
Your knowledge of food is outstanding, and it shows.
But it did have a couple of close calls.
There are some people here that are not performing
where I think they should be at this point in time,
and that gives me a little pause for concern,
that's all I'm going to say.
That's a $20,000 total.
Nice.
So that is $1,650 each.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, cappy.
Bring me all the money, honey.
All right guys. Thank you.
-Thanks, captain lee. -Thank you, captain.
Nice work team.
Yes.
Hey, I want to apologize to both you guys.
Sometimes when eddie's around me I get like a little more nervous
because I know he's like, watching everything I do
because I feel like my ass is on the line.
That's all right, I felt like that
on the first time I was on deck.
Eddie, eddie, lee.
Yeah, go ahead.
Can I get you to the bridge, sir?
Copy that.
Hey, couldn't have been any worse
for you sleeping in this morning.
Dude.
That couldn't have been timed any worse.
----Ing a, man.
I'm contemplating what to do about sunshine.
Well you know, I was pretty pissed off when
I found out that he was sleeping while I was off the boat.
But then at the same time, you know, this charter,
he was really, really trying to step up.
But then this morning, he was,
what an hour and a half late for wake-up?
I think we've given him lots of chances.
Well...
Shane, shane, lee.
Just another day in paradise.
Why does this not surprise me?
Shane, shane, lee.
[bleep]
to the bridge, please.
Have a seat.
We need to have a conversation.
Next on below deck...
Do you feel like you're dizzy?
I feel like I'm dizzy.
....
Well, this is getting deep.
Um--
[giggles]
can you fly here by any chance?
Start reading.
Oh wow.
That's disgusting. That's despicable.
Well, why don't we see after we talk to them.
[bleep] yourself.