Previously on "Below Deck"...
Sorry, I'm semi-dying.
What's going on?
-My guts is, like... -No, you can't go down!
Today is Izzy's first day as lead deckhand.
Are they gonna support me, or are they gonna act like dicks?
Where do we start?
I left that in the bunk.
Jackie and David Siegel.
They're moneyed up.
My birthday is in exactly one week.
All the guests are seated.
Copy that.
Where can I locate the extra bottles of starch?
It'll be on one of these ones.
You guys need to communicate, please.
I've been picking up a lot of her slack,
but now I am 100 percent team Francesca.
I'm a naughty boy!
Oh, yeah.
Oh!
People are saying Elizabeth and James slept
in a guest cabin last night.
I don't know.
You have to catch them red-handed on that one.
I know.
Is it a yes or a no you slept in the guest cabin?
Um, we were in the cabin...
Yes or no?
Yes, I was sitting on the bed.
Take accountability for what you did!
This is enough. I've had enough of you.
I honestly thought that
no, of course she wouldn't sleep in a guest cabin.
That is completely...
Because I didn't sleep in the guest cabin,
we were in a guest cabin.
But you were there until 6:30 in the morning,
and I don't want you guys having sex...
Nobody should be talking about my...
Well, you're the one that's bringing it into the yacht.
You're the one that's bringing it into the workplace.
-I'm not, I'm... -You are.
You were in a guest cabin last night.
Three weeks on charter and one night?
Stop interrupting me! What is wrong with you?
I feel like I'm at the US Open, just, like...
This is enough. I've had enough of you.
Okay, let's see what's going on.
This is gonna be the worst birthday ever.
What just happened?
I was just approached in a very ----ing abrupt way
for not asking permission to stay in a guest cabin.
That's a hell of a way to ring in your 30s.
It's the worst birthday ever.
Put it this way...
I'm gonna call my energy healer.
Oops, didn't mean to be that loud.
Godfrey, hi!
Where are you at?
I'm in Antigua, and I'm having some trouble with,
like, my chief stewardess.
And is there any way you can give a little,
like, healing virtually?
Ah!
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
-Hi. -Hi, how you doing?
Good, I just spoke to my energy healer.
Okay.
Yeah.
What does an energy healer do?
Is her energy busted?
Did she break it?
I'll see you in the morning.
And I'm going to bed.
I had a fart, like, it smelled so bad it woke me up.
Are we there yet?
Elizabeth's talking back to me.
That's not respectful.
And I'm so disappointed in myself.
I should have been more stern from the start,
and not given her so many chances.
I really don't know what to do.
Why isn't the flag up?
It's the first of the day!
Just reminding everyone it's Elizabeth's birthday today.
How does it feel to be dirty 30?
Good morning, Rachel, how are you today?
Holy ----ing Clark Kent.
Jesus.
How you doing, buddy?
God, I'm excited for today.
These guests are, like, completely polar opposites.
Jackie, for breakfast,
she likes hard-boiled jalapeno pickled quail eggs.
-Wow. -I got you.
And then David, porterhouse, rib-eye, cheese pizza...
Yeah, my kind of guy.
It's like one of those things that you kinda laugh about.
But you know, the primary's wife
is more important than the primary sometimes.
-Oh. -How you going?
I'm all jacked up on espresso chip.
How are you alive right now? I'm dead.
But you've got all your pills and,
like, antibiotics and stuff like that?
Yeah. I'm on the mend.
Well, eat something,
because I'm gonna hunt you down if you don't.
Izzy, where do we start?
All right, well, if you're gonna act like five-year-olds
and you really want direction,
we can start at the crow's nest and work down.
Okay.
Make sure you do the windows.
Hey, can I ask you something, Ash?
James isn't a large.
Medium and a large.
Oh, okay.
Here's another... so many small blacks...
-But that'll be Eddie's. -Okay.
Thank you, I'm just gonna put these in here.
Would you like a bucket, Izzy?
With vinegar?
You're not too big for buckets now, are you?
-Oh, yes, please. -Okay, good.
Oh me in the ass.
Are you also gonna act like a real petulant twat
about me getting lead deckhand, or is it just gonna be Rob?
Because I'd expect better from my roommate.
You know we're only kidding, don't you?
Yeah, but still, like, it doesn't help.
Yeah?
Mm. Mm.
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Francesca.
Come up to the sky lounge, please.
Copy, I can come right up.
How'd you sleep last night?
I actually slept pretty well.
I tried to sleep, but there was a big argument
happening just outside my cabin.
So, last night.
Um... I'm so disappointed in you.
Like, you say that you wanna be professional,
but I don't see any of that.
You need to bring that game every single day,
and you're not.
And... why are you so surprised?
Sleeping in a guest cabin. It's not your yacht.
It was off-charter and there were no guests...
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
-There wasn't... -Stop talking back to me.
I don't like your attitude, I don't like the way that
you're looking at me, with attitude.
You do not wanna look through that window, James.
I actually don't think I even wanna know [bleep].
That's a terrible idea.
I'm really pissed off right now.
I can see that.
Yeah, and this is the final straw.
I'd like you to go now and finish guest cabins.
Just take charge in laundry today.
I want that finished.
God, who put me on these windows?
Oh, I did it myself.
I've only got myself to blame.
I don't know why the she's doing this to,
like, keep pushing my buttons.
I'm just, like, not in a good place.
She needs to go.
I've ----ing had enough.
Coming up...
Elizabeth and James slept in a guest cabin.
I don't have any patience left.
Get him in here.
James.
I need another ----ing stewardess.
Oh, yeah.
Chamois job!
All crew, all crew, provisions are on the dock.
Hi, how are you?
What's up?
Chess...
This one can go bridge deck.
-Yeah. -But that one...
-Laz. -Laz.
Just I can't ----ing deal with her.
I know how you feel.
I feel terrible for Francesca.
Like, being chief stew, she is our superior,
so we do have to listen to her and help her.
I am tired, Francesca's tired.
We're just done with Elizabeth.
Don't really wanna go outside. Yeah...
No...
Could you just ask everyone to bring everything
up to bridge deck aft?
Yeah, for sure.
Oh, I'm really sweating.
Where's Francesca?
Yeah, she's just in her cabin for a little bit.
Charter seven!
Date night.
Just kidding.
Can you see?
Yeah, thank you.
The mahi? Mm-hmm.
And the lobster tails.
Chess, Chess, Lee.
What's the odds on getting a cup of coffee?
Copy that.
Got any surprises for Elizabeth for her birthday?
I am not Elizabeth's boyfriend.
I will do my best as a good friend
to make sure she has a better day.
It's just I don't need the stress.
I didn't come on the boat for stress.
Plus, a birthday's just a reminder
of how many years less you have to live.
-Coffee! -Thank you.
How you doing today?
Oh!
Elizabeth and James slept in a guest cabin.
That's a ----ing no-no.
I don't have any patience left.
Eddie.
You just think you can do whatever you want
wherever you'd like?
this sh--.
-Come on in. -Yes.
What the is James doing,
sleeping in a guest cabin without asking?
He wants to play hide-the-salami with his girlfriend,
I don't care, but not on our ----ing beds.
Permission should have been asked.
Get him in here.
-James, come in here.
♪ Oh, this is gonna be a lot of fun ♪
Only gonna say this once...
you sleep in a guest cabin again without asking,
you can pack your sh-- and leave.
Yes, thank you, Captain.
That's a major up.
Yeah.
-Okay? -Got it.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Do I think he's being unfair? No.
Would I do it again, though?
That's the million-dollar question.
Yes, of course I would.
That takes care of James,
and I'm sure I'll have a similar conversation with Elizabeth.
Do you mind if I just have a quick word to Captain Lee?
-Of course. -Is that okay?
-Of course! -Thank you.
I don't wanna work on this yacht with her.
This is the first time James has been that Goddamn dumb.
On the other hand, with Elizabeth,
we've been down this road before.
Is there a possibility we can get somebody else?
Not before the next charter.
She takes one step forward and then two steps back.
Sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you don't.
I can't afford to have my chief stew walking out.
I can't promise that we can get somebody in here,
because it's late in the season.
-Well... -I can try.
All right.
As soon as we can get someone, yeah, I'd like to let her go.
I'm not sure if you know today, it's Elizabeth's birthday, so...
Oh, I do, yeah.
Like, she's been really upset all day today,
and I feel horrible,
because no one should feel like that on their birthday.
Because it's dirty 30.
Oh, we could make her a dirty chocolate.
Ooh, a dirty chocolate cake.
-Dirty chocolate cake. -Dirty chocolate cake.
♪ Mother----ing dirty chocolate cake ♪
Okay.
-That looks heavy. -You all right?
Deck crew, deck crew, why don't you go ahead and take a break.
You okay?
I don't know.
She's really giving me a hard time.
It's a hostile work environment.
Yeah, well, I got made lead deckhand,
and all of a sudden Rob's acting like a ----ing asshole.
Really?
Yeah, he's acting like a complete child.
Ugh, I'm sorry to hear that.
That's all right, just rise above it and don't bite into it.
Yeah, it's not gonna be easy.
No, it's not.
Charter seven.
What else do we need to do for guest ready?
Towels are done.
What?
"Happy birthday day?"
I hope James will do something
a little bit special for my birthday.
Like, something super cute and, like, maybe romantic.
Because I just need some cuteness in my life right now.
It sucks.
I talked to Elizabeth.
She did sleep in a guest cabin with James.
I was ----ing upset, like you see...
Yeah.
Because I'm not a bitchy chief stew.
It's just really annoying,
because only you and I are working.
We are having to do everything
from laundry to housekeeping to service.
We are both at, like, literally our wits' end.
I always wanna be, like, a nice and encouraging...
-You are, though! -...person, and...
I know I am.
That's what pisses me off, because...
Exactly.
Because I know me and you are very similar,
and that I just feel like she just doesn't give a sh--.
Stitches get snitches, so...
"Stitches get snitches?"
Okay, so, this is just between you and I.
Yeah, yeah.
We will be getting someone else to replace her.
-Okay. -After the charter.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's gonna pull me through...
Yeah, yeah.
-...Knowing that this situation is temporary now.
♪ Thai basil ♪
Thai basil? Local Thai basil?
Yeah, man.
Why don't we just do it, get rid of Elizabeth right now.
I feel as if we could handle it.
Without her?
Why not?
It's just... we've just gotta push through it.
We can kill this.
Okay.
Coming up...
Some people know me as the Queen of Versailles.
Would you like to be referred to
as the Queen of Versailles or Mrs. Siegel?
-Either way. -Okay, no problem.
Nice to be rich, isn't it?
Wonder what the poor people are doing today.
-Powerful sneeze.
Thank you guys for the wine and my flowers.
No problem, Rachel.
Because I wanna do this big, huge Thai Vietnamese thing.
I'll do, like, the little steamed bao buns
with, like, the duck inside of it.
We'll have, like, the lobster real pretty.
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm just thinking about something.
I'm good, though.
-You sure? -Yeah.
-Okay. -You need anything else?
No, I'm golden.
Cool.
Oh, I don't know what to do.
I just walked into the galley and Rachel's like,
"Oh, we're gonna do this extravagant thing,"
and blah, blah, blah.
So, I feel like if we...
We lose someone, we might be stuck.
Yeah, I think so.
As much as I would like to get rid of Elizabeth,
these guests have superyacht-style service
all the time.
Oh, my God.
No strangers to lavish vacations and extraordinary service.
It's not worth the risk to be down a stewardess right now,
not with these guests.
I feel like you will gel better with these guests.
Yeah.
So, maybe swapping mornings and lates so she's not guest-facing.
Yeah.
Attention all crew, we have one half-hour,
one half-hour before guests arrive.
Crow's nest?
Done.
Check the bow and then start on main deck.
Would you be able to just restock
all the soft drinks in there?
Yep.
Ooh, ass is looking good today, Izzy.
Thanks.
-You doing all right? -Yep.
-You sure? -Yep.
-Don't lie to me. -No.
Everybody in their whites.
Done.
You may be a lead deckhand,
but you are still my subordinate in here.
-The two kids...
So they can't drink, technically, in America.
Look, there's the boat, over there.
I think it's the biggest boat in the whole harbor.
Can you see some marks?
Yeah, I tried to get that out.
Final look around... good.
-Are you guys excited? -Definitely.
-Oh. -Here we go.
-How are you? -Captain Lee.
Welcome aboard, I'm Francesca.
Thank you, thank you. Can I offer you champagne?
-I brought my own. -I love that swag.
Sweet tea in a Styrofoam cup?
That's so, like, good old boy South stuff.
Like, I love that sh--.
Hello, welcome on board.
Some people know me as the Queen of Versailles.
Oh...
-Either way. -Okay, no problem.
What part of the crew are you?
What part of the crew are you, what's your job?
You're the captain?
-Yeah. -Oh.
Pleasure to meet you.
-You have something for me? -Are you old enough?
In animal years.
With his permission.
-Go ahead. -Okay.
-He can have it. -Cheers.
Well, welcome to Antigua.
Francesca will give you a tour of the boat,
and we'll get off the dock.
I'm excited!
We'll start this way.
So this is called the crow's nest.
Clothing optional up here.
I don't know if you wanna see your mom without her clothes on.
No.
Or my dad.
And then in here we have the sky lounge.
The master bedroom is this way.
I see where I'm gonna sleep. Where do you sleep?
-Oh, yeah, where am I sleeping? -Oh, wow.
-What happened to my drink? -It's right here.
Oh...
Eddie, it really suits you.
There's two double beds.
All right, David, this is us.
Oh, this is not...
What are you doing? This is not your room, honey.
I'm trying it out.
All right, can I start to do rails?
Grab the hose and pull it in,
and then we'll do the rails after.
-This one's... -This one's mine...
-Yeah. -And this one?
-Yeah. -Okay.
And this one.
All right, so where's the best place
to get a drink around here?
Did you want something to drink?
This one, this one...
Have you guys chartered other boats?
We used to own one...
-Oh, nice.
Back in the day.
What do you normally drink, Corona?
To be drinking at 18 in Antigua, it's totally legal.
So I think these boys are totally gonna go wild.
I don't blame them.
Like, I went over to Bali just before my eighteenth birthday,
and we literally drank the whole month,
100 percent, like, wasted.
Just whatever you feel like.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
What do we refer to the primary as?
Is it Queen of Versailles, your highness?
This is kinda nice.
Your highness?
We'll go with that.
Ah, nice to be rich, isn't it?
Wonder what the poor people are doing today.
Eddie, Eddie, Lee. Start dumping lines.
Yes. Oh!
All lines are clear.
Copy that, we're coming out.
How we looking on the stern?
You're about seven feet off the dock back here.
Some people do this all year round.
We're all clear. Nice job, Cap.
Roger that.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
These people should be interesting.
Oh, you dropped something on your pants, honey.
Yeah.
Did you hear me?
-What? -Don't come over here.
Oh, my God.
Eddie, I need you forward to do the anchor drop.
On my way.
Oh!
Yeah, double.
This sucks.
Thank you, everyone, for coming today,
as we prepare to drop the anchor.
On my mark, give me a shot and a half.
Eddie, I got you.
Good, then I'll leave you alone.
And drop.
What's she looking like, Iz?
Leading into 12:00.
There you go.
Nice job, everybody, thank you so much.
This is the bridge.
Pleasure meeting you.
Pleasure is mine, sir.
Come in.
We wanted to see the captain.
This is my friend Nita.
-Hi. -He's the captain.
How you doing?
This is my son, Daniel, David.
He's now the oldest of the family, or second oldest.
Well, oldest of this generation.
-I've raised 14 children. -Wow.
Well, the oldest of ours together.
I wore out three wives.
We're gonna go put our bathing suits on, okay?
-Okay. -See you for dinner.
Yes, you will.
Do you have children?
-Four. -Oh, okay.
We had five.
My youngest son passed away last year.
He died from a drug overdose.
-Yeah. -Opioids, yeah.
-I'm sorry for your loss. -Thank you.
My daughter died in overdose, June...
-June. -June'll be five years for us.
It's so devastating, you know.
It is.
I think I'll get over it and I know I won't.
No, you never will. You never, never...
Well, but it'll get better.
It will get better.
I hope so.
Right now, everything is so fresh and so raw,
it's hard to imagine that you can survive something like this.
Are you gonna join us for dinner?
I can do that.
Okay, wonderful.
It's hard.
Mm.
Whew, man.
Coming up...
-What? -Oh, God.
The missus wanted mahi-mahi.
-Four mahis total. -Yeah, no, it's five.
I don't know where the you're coming from.
Get some toys out.
Let's do it, you able seamen.
Get some.
-What's your name again? -Ash.
My real name's Ashling.
Ashling.
That's interesting.
So you guys on, like, a two-week holiday, then, or...
-No, just a week. -Just a week, yeah?
Yeah.
-Ah. -Yeah.
Well, we didn't cancel it, it got canceled.
Oh, is that because of the coronavirus?
Yeah, the media is way out of proportion.
I just ran into missus.
She said they've invited Captain Lee to dinner.
And lunch is at 2:30.
Yeah.
What would you like for lunch?
-Lamb chops is good. -Lamb chops.
-Lamb chops? -Yes.
I'm 40, and I still laugh.
Ladies.
Mahi-mahi, please.
Ugh.
You okay?
Not really.
I'd still feel, like, pretty pissed.
If I went into the guest cabin...
-Yeah. -Then I'm sorry...
And it won't happen again.
But that's not good enough.
It's not fun being spoken to a certain way.
Try not to think about it.
I don't know.
If you get a chance, if you feel like blowing up the water toy...
I got just so much air, and I'm not gonna waste it on a toy.
So on the list is mister is having lamb chops with chips,
missus is having mahi.
And the two young boys, David is having mahi-mahi
and Daniel would like mahi-mahi with one lamb chop.
You are not gonna be lying on top of it unless you're going.
Yeah.
Water will ingress into the system and then it will break.
Who gets in trouble if I damage it?
You. You do.
You guys look like you're having too much fun.
Give it some gas. There you go...
more gas, more gas, more gas.
I was thinking about taking an innertube with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can blow it up for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Goddamn it, these kids.
This is the first time I've ever seen a designer floaty.
-They're designer? -It's Versace.
There we go, make sure we bring it to the beach party tomorrow.
I don't really think Jackie needs a flotation device,
because she's got two perfectly good ones right here.
Look at you, ripping around.
-Yeah, you did well there. -That was a lot of fun.
Hey, Daniel.
Well, food's coming.
Is that Daniel?
-Yeah. -Did you go power-surfing?
Yeah.
How was that?
Copy that.
One slip.
♪ Love hurts ♪
Especially if it's love with you, James.
Mm.
Have you wrote a letter yet for her?
Yeah, have you given her a birthday card?
Have you given her a card?
What's your star sign?
Gemini.
She's what, a Pisces, right? She always talks about it.
-Pisces. -Yeah.
Gemini compatibility.
"It's a good thing there is so much creativity
"to Gemini's approach to sex,
"or they would really have difficulty
making any sort of intimate connection with Pisces."
You need to do this, you need to make a card,
you need to do this, you need to do that.
Ooh, man, you guys should not be together.
I'm just gonna go out and say it.
In my head, I think, I like her...
Two up this end.
What do you think?
Okay, I think that works.
I'm ready for my food, that's what I think.
-Are you hangry? -I'm so hangry.
Rachel, Rachel, all guests are at the table
and ready when you are.
Copy that, I'm plating right now.
The food's coming up now.
I swear to mother----ing God.
The one thing I ask for is communication with home chick.
If Francesca can't do it, I'm sorry, you suck.
And the last mahi-mahi will be one of the son's,
-because it buys me time... -Yeah.
-To cook that last mahi. -Yeah.
Ladies, and this one is David.
-David. -Awesome sauce.
David, the two ladies that were having the mahi.
Here we go.
-Thank you. -Yum.
And the last mahi-mahi will be for Daniel.
I will be upstairs on the grill with the octopus.
Lamb chops for you.
Yes, ma'am.
-You were after lamb chops. -Thank you.
Or the mahi-mahi?
You had the mahi-mahi,
so we need one more mahi-mahi for the missus.
The lamb chops are real seasoned.
Could one of you boys be able to run me up the tongs
hanging in the vestibule in the shoe rack?
Copy, on my way.
-Rachel? -Yes, ma'am.
The missus wanted mahi-mahi.
Okay.
Missus had mahi-mahi, correct?
Four mahis, total.
Yeah, no, it's five.
I don't know where the you're coming from.
There's four orders of fish on the ----ing ticket.
There's no excuse.
Anyway, we do need another mahi.
Ugh, okay.
It was her fault.
We don't really have time for Rachel
to freak out about this right now.
The Queen of Versailles is waiting for her fish.
Oh me in the asshole.
We're... I just need to check the order.
I think someone else may have taken the mahi.
Thanks.
The fish is really good, it's fresh.
Mm.
I think they're out of the fish.
-What? -Oh, God.
Is it a joke?
I don't understand what just happened.
I don't... what is happening?
I don't know.
Why is service not up to par?
This has been the whole season already.
Mother of God.
Did dinner move?
It's bridge deck aft.
Can I get an extra hand to start running
all the food to the guests to be served at 1:00?
Don't worry, I got it myself.
I'm over it.
Mm.
It's good, isn't it?
Coming up...
Do you guys even care that I got lead deckhand?
Izzy, it's not like you just got promoted to captain.
You just got promoted to lead chamois.
We're... we just need to check the order.
I think someone else may have taken the mahi.
Oh, it's fantastic.
Just, like, one would be great.
Yeah? Okay.
I'll take another one too, also, if...
-Sure. -If there is more.
Francesca, Francesca, Rachel.
About two minutes out for the rest of the mahi.
-Copy that. -Are you kidding me?
I'm gonna be full off this pita bread by the time it gets here.
I'm hangry.
This is beautiful.
Just two bros watching the ocean.
It was beautiful, yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm not beautiful.
Meh.
How's things?
I'm not happy, Captain.
I need to have a meeting after this about service.
Things are getting mixed up when they're expedited.
Like, those were the orders.
It's happened more than once.
Rachel has a wild hair up her ass.
This is not what I need right now.
You know, everything's so fancy,
I feel bad having a Styrofoam cup.
-Howdy. -How are you, Captain?
Good, how's it going?
We had a bit of trouble with the missus
not getting her mahi-mahi.
A little communication issue, maybe?
Well, I wrote it down...
one, two, three, four, five, and only four came up.
But apart from that, they love it.
Good.
I want more fish.
Okay, thank you.
You're welcome.
Let's find out how much this yacht would be to buy.
-I heard it's on sale. -It's 50 percent off.
-Corona discount. -Coronavirus, yeah.
We have the mahi-mahi here.
Oh, my God, this looks great.
Mm!
-It's good, isn't it? -This fish is delicious.
-It is. -Mm-hmm.
-They love it. -Awesome.
So here, Nita, Janessa, mahi-mahi;
David, mahi-mahi; Daniel, mahi-mahi;
missus, mahi-mahi.
-Yeah, so one, two, three... -Two, three, four, five.
Okay, I don't wanna argue about this.
-No, no. -So, next time, I...
We can...
We're just gonna take their faces
and write it down on the thing.
-It's just easier. -Exactly, yeah.
I'll do that right now.
-Yeah. -Okay.
Maybe it's me, maybe I'm wrong,
but I see on the ----ing ticket four orders of mahi.
Cool.
Francesca and I don't know how we can speak with each other.
It's driving me nuts.
Can you hold her off the dock?
Yeah, I got it.
There we go.
So not surprised the boys are not taking
what I'm saying seriously
and are making jokes towards me.
Pull it more that way.
A little courtesy goes a long way.
Rob is acting like a petulant child,
and he's, like, 32 years old.
He should not be acting that way.
Tonight for dinner, a good old Italian.
Veal, homemade spaghetti,
and then the ladies only want the clams.
-And dinner was at 8:30 p.m. -Yeah.
And there's gonna be nine people.
Correct. Thank you.
All right, let's do this.
-I'm hungry. -I'll bet you are.
I'm hungry!
Oof, look at this sh--.
This coronavirus thing's freaking me out.
It's getting big, isn't it?
COVID's become a pandemic.
Like, the whole world.
We're losing people every second of every moment.
"Australia cannot predict how many will die from coronavirus."
There's 125,600 cases.
It's just becoming really full-on and very real right now.
Best place to be is right here in the islands.
I'm gonna get changed.
-Okay. -The guests are all fine.
You can take charge in laundry.
I want that finished, and cabins.
I'm down for whatever.
Hey, Cappy, are you having dinner with them tonight?
Yeah.
You know, it's unfortunate they lost their oldest daughter.
Really?
To a drug overdose.
I'm sorry, Cap.
I hope dinner conversation is a lot lighter than that.
I hope it's a lot lighter than that, because that's some
heavy, heavy, heavy sh-- right there.
Yeah.
I don't know what to expect, having dinner with them tonight.
Part of me is looking forward to it
and part of me is dreading it,
because it brings up a lot of memories.
It's like ripping the ----ing Band-Aid off again.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have to deal with it.
-Kim? -Can you hear me?
Oh, my God, this is the most depressing 30th birthday.
----ing James, like, I didn't get a birthday kiss.
I'm over this sh--.
What's the goal here, what's the theme?
It's Italian.
Arrivederci.
All right, love you.
Let's do a long runner.
Does my hair look okay?
That's disgusting.
Oh, smells ----ing amazeballs.
Oh, look at you guys.
I love the team effort here.
Okay.
You're gonna do it anyway.
-Yeah. -You look fantastic.
It looks so good.
Shall we go?
We gotta sit in the smallest places possible.
Am I gonna fit in it?
In here.
Do you guys even care that I got lead deckhand?
Because I felt like this morning,
everyone was a bit, like, tense and weird about it.
Izzy, it's not like you just got promoted to captain.
You just got promoted to lead chamois.
It is a big deal to me to be lead deckhand,
because in the yachting culture
you only hear about the old, salty seadogs...
men...
and you very rarely hear about women who are respected.
Oh, you look beautiful.
We're ready.
-Oh! -Good evening.
Look who showed up to dinner!
-Guess who's coming? -Oh, my God.
We're so honored to have you dine with us.
I'll sit down here.
Yum.
Rachel, Rachel, all guests are seated at the table.
-Just lay it out. -Oh, this is great.
A few years into the marriage,
he asks, "What do you want, like, a horse ranch?"
I said, "Let's get a yacht."
Wait a minute, I said that?
Yeah.
This is from our own cellar.
-It's a thousand-dollar bottle. -Yeah.
-We can start running. -Yeah.
It's not a bad idea.
Ooh, wow.
Dad, Tom Hanks and his wife have coronavirus.
Yeah.
-Really?
That's terrible!
Coronavirus is no worse than the flu.
Wow, President Trump's suspending all travel
from Europe for the next 30 days.
Hello.
Our star of the evening.
Everything is homemade from scratch,
from the sauce to the meatballs themselves, with fresh herbs.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
-Thank you! -You're doing great.
You ever try to not eat too many carbs?
I feel really bad that Elizabeth
didn't even get a cake on her birthday.
I really thought that was gonna happen.
Yeah.
Originally, Rachel was meant to make a cake,
but she didn't get the time.
And obviously, everyone should have a cake on their birthday.
It's not gonna taste good, but I mean, happy birthday.
Oh, my God, this looks awful.
Oh, my God, how many are you doing?
Eight levels, at least.
That is so much butter, it's disgusting.
This is probably the hardest we've worked all day.
-Oh, this is revolting. -Of course it is.
Well, I'm glad you decided to come on our trip.
I have a hunch you and I are gonna have a few conversations.
We're in a club we don't wanna be in.
But you've learned some coping skills that I have yet to learn.
How did he get started?
God, I...
David, I wish I knew.
He just... he had demons that I couldn't fix.
I'm starting to clear by myself
because Captain Lee's talking about his son.
Oh...
And I don't wanna make too much, like, noise.
It's a terrible feeling for a father to have.
Yeah. I know it. You're helpless.
It helps to talk to somebody that's been here.
-Yeah. -And knows what I feel.
How do you guys do it?
Well, you're a lot newer into it than we are.
I mean, the first six months definitely was all a blur.
-I mean... -How's your wife coping?
Not well.
Josh was...
he was the only product of myself and my wife.
-Oh.
-So... -That's tough.
Yeah.
I just gotta get away for a minute.
How's it going, Captain Lee?
-What's wrong with Captain? -He's talking about his son,
because they've lost their daughter.
I know.
Yeah, he was talking about it earlier, he's...
He just walked away and he was, like [inhales, exhales]...
like, really deep breaths.
I'm so glad that we got that talk.
Yeah.
It's comforting for us, and comforting for the captain.
Oh.
Right, let's get this bread cake out.
James.
We're getting what cake out?
Bread cake, we need to get it out.
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, can you come to the crew mess, please?
Have you picked a favorite stewardess, Dad?
-I like them all. -Mm-hmm.
Well, where does that leave me?
Never mind.
-I'll get a night... -Oh, you're a wife.
I'll get a night off.
-Oh, my God, you guys. -We brought you here today...
Yeah.
Because we made something incredibly sh-- for you.
Happy birthday!
Oh, my God!
This is the best cake I could have asked for.
It's like a trailer park birthday cake.
-Listen... -I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
If I never had a birthday cake,
it kinda would have really sucked.
Guys, I really appreciate this.
Call me delusional, but I'm hoping James can,
like, come through and, like, gimme a freaking little kiss.
Like, [bleep].
Oh, my God, I don't wanna go back to work.
Sorry, guys, I just needed a minute.
No, so did a few other people.
You're not the only one.
Okay.
-Does anyone need help? -Knives and forks for me.
Yeah, yeah.
Every day is a battle and a struggle.
We're gonna help you through it.
If you don't talk about it, we don't help anyone else.
You know, sometimes you realize that you have
to confront the elephant in the room, as difficult as it may be.
Ready for bed?
Yeah.
Guys...
-It was a pleasure meeting you. -Thank you so much.
Yeah. Appreciate it.
I don't believe in closure, because there isn't closure.
But given enough time and assistance,
you can probably develop skills to cope with it better.
I know I have to.
I have other people who depend on me
that need me to take care of them.
We'll be your support for you guys.
-I know you will. -You've found a new family now.
-Thank you so much. -Okay?
So maybe by observing how they cope,
it'll help me out and
I can help my wife and the rest of my family.
-Thank you so much. -Okay?
I'll get you to bed now.
-Get up at 6:30. -All right, thank you.
Thank you so much, happy birthday.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, man, finally.
Has it been too bad?
It's been a really sh-- day, yeah.
Well, good night.
Yeah, good night.
What the [bleep]?
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Good night. See you tomorrow.
So everyone's going to bed, apart from the two boys.
Okay.
Are you comfortable serving them and stuff?
It's totally fine.
-No. -Don't let them...
You should just tell them to go to bed.
Call James for backup.
Yeah, no, definitely.
You're red.
I like looking red, though,
because then all my acne blends in.
-Good night, boys. -Good night.
Another drink for you?
Yeah, that'd be nice.
What do you think about these two going together?
Oh, gross.
Um...
And he's chugging it.
These boys, they're drinking loads.
I don't blame them, I'd be drinking heaps.
Chartering a yacht, like, hello, can I have a glass of champagne?
Fill it to the top in this glass.
No.
You've gotta keep it classy.
-You've gotta keep it classy. -Absolutely.
-Can you see it? -Okay, woman's look.
Oh, what the [bleep]... how did you find that?
I stood at the door, looked for 10 minutes, didn't find it.
That is called a "woman's look."
Ridiculous!
Would you like one more Hennessey?
Strong double shot?
Take a shot?
Can I have a quadruple shot, then?
You're serving them too slow.
One more big one.
He has drank this much Hennessey.
That's impressive, yeah.
I still feel sober, that's the problem.
Walk in a straight line.
The boat's rocking, it's, like, unfair.
No, no.
I'll do the ABCs backwards.
Go.
-Z, Y, X... -A, B, C, D, E, F, G, W...
No.
-Hasta mañana. -What time you all getting up?
6:45 in the morning.
Sorry, I need you for a second.
Just help me bring this down.
-Yeah, yeah. -Sorry, guys, one sec.
They're wasted. Like, completely wasted.
How do you know where these compartments are?
I found it!
Let's get them to go to bed. No Jacuzzi, no nothing.
Okay.
Ready to go home?
Let's go jump off the top of the boat.
No, you can't jump off the boat.
Oh, God, here we go again.
It's not safe to jump in right now.
No.
Oh, my God!
Son of a bitch!
Your charter's over.
Definitely feel like a babysitter right now.
Here, can I take the tender for a spin?
No, mate, don't.
-Daniel, stop. -No, mate, don't, don't.
Hey, guys.
Do you mind if we stay off the swim platform?
Captain's orders.
You guys are trying to, like, get us to go to bed?
I think it'd be a great idea if you did go to bed.
That way, you could at least wake up for breakfast tomorrow.
All right, good night, Daniel.
I'm going to the hot tub, what?
Just go to bed.
I'm gonna go mind my own business up in the hot tub.
I'll see you guys in the morning.
The hot tub is out of order.
I just put my bathing suit on.
I'm really sorry about that.
-Is it, like, empty? -It's draining now.
This is a white lie.
I don't know whether it's gonna bite me in the ass or not,
but I'm just trying to, you know, keep him safe.
I'm gonna go up one more deck.
Sure.
They're lying to me.
They told me the hot tub is draining.
It's ----ing full, perfectly hot.
I'll take another vodka-Gatorade.
I can't give you any more alcohol, I'm sorry.
Well, you guys are here to make our vacation
as good as possible, so...
Definitely.
You guys are limiting my alcohol
and I want you guys to enjoy yourself.
If you want me to save you guys any drinks...
No, we can't drink.
-I'll save you alcohol and... -It's your vacation, not mine.
-No, it's your vacation. -That's not how it feels.
----ing I'll wake up, make you guys breakfast,
and you guys can go in the hot tub.
He's ----ed.
The hot tub's perfectly full, perfectly hot.
Next time, on "Below Deck"...
Oh! -Stingrays!
-Daniel! -Okay, let's...
Oh, guys, you gonna use the ladders?
There are 938 cases and 29 deaths.
My Japan trip got cancelled, my European trip got canceled.
Coronavirus is scary stuff.
Yeah, scupper's hard stainless.
Hello, I'm here to state the obvious.
Rob's passive-aggressive.
He's like, "Oh, is this a ----ing dictatorship?"
If they don't take Izzy seriously,
then I'll give them something to take seriously.
This one's for the honeys and the chilis...
Did you guys bring ketchup and...
No, you were gonna bring all the condiments.
Oh, okay.
Rachel can't admit when she's wrong.
Tell me what we are.
You guys need to stop talking.
-Gah!
I need you to finish your job, now.
Elizabeth, can I see you in the wheelhouse, please?
-Is Francesca back? -Yeah.
Sh--.
We've come to sort of a decision.