New boat, new location.
Ah!
How are you?
New crew.
This is the deck team, I believe.
-Oh, wow. -Awesome.
Camille, you're gonna share her with the deck.
That's what I like to see!
Yay!
I am a little incapacitated.
I have a nerve issue on my left side.
So, I am going to depend on you guys in some areas.
Alissa, I'm thinking of making you my second.
Okay.
I am going to absolutely smash it.
Peng Lim, tax professional,
joined by his best friends for his birthday.
-Oh! -Ooh!
Get a towel, towel!
Fraser?
Oh, I'm so bored.
This is taking forever.
This is an empty fridge.
You should just stock a fridge
so I don't have to tell you how to do it.
There's a way to lead, and there's bossing.
I just told you the fridge wasn't stocked.
Stock it with whatever you want, as long as it's full.
Stocking a fridge with 800 water bottles
when they leave in a day? Please.
Babe, like, it's easy.
Camille should respect the fact
that Fraser's entrusted me with the second stew position.
I don't need your ----ing attitude
when I'm literally just trying to do my job,
and it's just ----ing bad vibes.
That's stocked, fully.
-Okay. Go to bed. -Cool, thanks.
Ooh, really?
Good night, moon.
[grunting]
Working out is super-important for me.
It's how I deal with my stress.
In 2011, I got really depressed.
My dad was sick, you know?
And the thing that got me out of it was working out.
I tried to find a healthy way to deal with that.
You're replacing soul pain with physical pain,
you understand what I'm saying?
[alarm beeps]
I'm exhausted.
[bleep]
Is there guests up?
-No. -Okay, good.
-Hey. -Hi, darling.
Okay, so...
Right, so, if you absolutely despise this...
-Did you do this this morning? -I won't get offended.
Brilliant!
Day one was bad.
Wasn't feeling very good about things
and the future of my career on board Motor Yacht St. David.
They'll definitely want a bread plate.
Yeah.
We need to work harder and better and smarter.
How we're going to do that, I'm not sure, but I'm...
I like the enthusiasm, Fras.
And if we could use the coasters as well.
Yeah, okay.
All right, cool, we'll just get that corner there,
where all the glitter is.
Oh, yeah.
-Good morning. -Hi.
How are you feeling?
What can I get you, would you like a coffee?
Can I do a... yeah.
That's brilliant.
Ugh.
Who the hell gets up that early
after getting absolutely sh---faced the night before?
[vomits]
Peng!
I'm never drinking again.
What we have available now is a double-chocolate paleo muffin.
We can do some eggs, bacon, sausages.
Yeah, sure.
They don't want any carbs, just want scrambled.
Hayley, just start with master, then go to VIP.
Yep.
Lovely.
Ugh.
We've got some truffle oil for you as well.
Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.
So, for today, eventually, we'll get to the beach.
Oh, sweet, I love that.
-Hey. -Good morning.
Nice, you guys have done a good job around here.
There was glitter everywhere this morning.
Covered in glitter.
-You all right? -Yeah, I'm fine.
I know that you told Camille
to finish up the sky lounge, and then...
Yes.
...she stomped her feet a little bit
at the fact that I was asking her to vacuum up the crew area.
Okay.
I think a lot of this is just coming down to the fact
that we're all over the place.
It's a whole mess.
-I just... -Thank you for telling me.
I'm gonna speak to her at some point.
I appreciate the communication from Alissa.
It's not the best news.
In my last experience as chief,
you know, I feel like I let people off quite a lot,
and so I need to be a bit more of a bitch.
No, thank you so much for that communication.
-Good morning, Captain. -Morning, Ross.
How are you doing?
Well... Better.
That's good to hear.
They want to spend the day at the beach. Hangout, lunch.
Well, we should get that ready, then.
Yeah.
We're gonna turn the shots into screwdrivers.
Oh, brilliant.
Good morning.
Are you just enjoying the banana?
-Yes. -Perfect.
Put your shot in this. This is just plain orange juice.
-Bottoms up. -Got it?
That's it, wrap it around the cleat straightaway.
-Yes, Katie! -Yeah.
All right, I'll give you that to hold again.
I haven't been on a boat this size before,
but I'm hardworking, I'll work extra hours.
I wanna be right up there doing the exact same things
as the guys, doing the same amount of effort.
-He's good. -Right on.
I would love to own my own boat.
That's my ultimate goal.
Me being 30, it would be awesome down the road if,
you know, I would have a family and be able to show,
like, my passion to them.
-Excellent job. -Yeah, thank you.
Mm!
And then, you know, like vegetable spring rolls.
Yeah.
Peng is from Thailand,
so I can't wait to prepare this cuisine for him.
Many, many years ago, I studied in Thailand.
Where I lived is Soi Cowboy,
it's where all the lady boys party and have nightclubs there.
I call it "saweadykak" instead of "sawadika,"
which is "hello" and "goodbye."
Oh, you mean are these little serving boxes?
That's brilliant.
We can go with this light chair.
[laughing]
-That's it? -Yep.
All right, good luck, guys.
See you in a couple of weeks.
You and Alissa are gonna go to the beach.
You don't wanna go?
You need to be helping with the service, if that's okay.
Absolutely.
And then I've got someone coming to do
the Reiki sound bath thing.
-I'll do a spicy margarita. -I'll do a Moscow mule.
Great.
Tequila, sprite, pineapple, Moscow mule...
oh sh--.
-Loads of things. -Oh, that's perfect.
All right, let's go.
Okay, I have tons of different drinks.
Yay!
Romantic, I'll tell you that.
-Hey. -Hi.
There is the Red Bull, sir?
Okay, are these for us?
Said he wanted to have, like, some sugar, and so I got him...
No, I think he wanted it for you.
-Yes. -No, no, no!
[laughing]
How you doing?
Good, everything's so nice.
Good, I'm gonna send the guests straightaway.
Just do whatever you can to make the happy.
What drink would you like?
Perfect.
Can you move these coolers behind the tree?
Yeah... can you move those coolers behind the tree?
What's your go-to dance move?
The shopping cart?
Do you have one?
Do you know, actually, it's quite similar to that.
Just, like, the...
-What? -Isn't that a twerk?
Quite a lazy one, actually.
[laughing]
-We ready to go? -Yes.
To the swim platform, whenever you're ready.
-Carry me! -Can I do anything for you?
Let's go ahead and cling-wrap this down.
Okay.
Go, you find me a bowl, and I'll cling.
Two, three, four, five, six...
I've just been wanting to swim,
and I really need to get in some water.
-Are you allowed to? -I don't know.
I'm a free human being.
You don't wanna ask?
What's the use in coming all the way down here
and treating yourself like someone who's just
there to serve and do everything for everybody else?
I just need to get in the water, in the Caribbean.
I have to.
Yachting is supposed to be fun.
She just took off her shirt?
Well, not something I would do on charter, but...
Yeah, that is definitely not something I would do on charter.
I'm not even looking over there.
Alissa, the guests, they are on their way now.
-Copy that. -Woo!
You know, we're supposed to be working.
But apparently, Ben and Camille really don't give a [bleep].
Why would she do that? Like, that's disrespectful.
This is not your time right now.
Exactly.
Not something I would do on charter, but...
Yeah, that is definitely not something I would do on charter.
The guests, they are on their way now.
Copy that.
Fraser just called on the radio.
The guests are coming.
Alissa, is this them?
Oh sh--.
-This is the biggest I have. -That's perfect.
Good afternoon, hello.
I'm Dr. Tanya, how are you?
Dr. Tanya, it is a pleasure to meet you.
I'm here to do the sound bath.
I do understand that that is true.
-Hi, guys. -Hi.
Welcome!
I would ----ing give my right leg to be drinking tequila
on a superyacht right now.
Oh, I love this, this is so pretty.
Welcome.
Alissa is always ready with drinks.
Here we are.
If you haven't caught on, that's all we do.
Well, I'm glad.
-Is it? -Yes.
I should try it sometime.
I'm gonna walk you over to our cabana.
This is Dr. Tanya.
We're gonna do a sound bath.
It's usually better that I'm seated in the center
and you around, so I invite you to sit.
Bring Tony over.
[snoring]
God, they're so soft I wanna make out with them.
Is that weird?
That's it... this can go.
I slept. That was an experience.
Fraser, they are wrapping up the sound bath.
Okay, we're heading towards you now with lunch.
Copy.
Oh, you're coming as well?
Yeah, I've gotta do the service.
I'm gonna be so paranoid that there's, like, a bug on me.
Hang on, hang on.
Take the plastic off and put it anywhere on the table.
-Yep, yep. -Everything is sharing platters.
-Y'all are hungry? -Yes, we are.
Thank you.
Ah!
I was gonna drag you in headfirst.
-Ah! -You're in.
Hello... ooh, how you doing?
Hopefully in a day or two I can get rid of these things.
It's been, shall we say, a bit challenging.
I'm gonna go up and get some stretching done.
Pain's gone, I just don't look so pretty when I walk.
But I was never gonna be a runway model anyhow.
Goddamn it.
Okay, so just so you know,
in these little boxes here we have bao buns.
This side salad stuff.
Pad Thai here, and here, we've got a soup for you.
This is so good.
Growing up, this is what my mom would make me to go to school.
All the kids would make fun of me.
Mom, the kids with bologna are teasing me.
-Yeah. -Right?
-That's how we do. -How was it?
I'm gonna sit down for two minutes.
I quite enjoy it, it's just...
Well, yeah, it must be nice to just be outside.
I've forgotten what that looks like.
Dinner, are you still aiming for 8:30?
Mm-hmm, yeah, that works.
These are heavy, so let the...
-Okay, gimme the lighter bags. -Let the boys get them.
I think he's got more than that, actually.
-Nice. -There you go.
How in the hell?
Tony, show us your abs!
Do it, do it!
Okay, okay, later.
-Ooh! -Later?
Jeez, I nearly drowned.
Oh, look at that sunset.
Me and Ross are going for a real romantic ride right now.
-Oh, my God. -I know, right?
One, two, and three... go, yee-ooh!
Oh, come on!
There we go, yee-ooh!
It's just too much.
What?
This bed is in too much disarray.
I'm definitely a perfectionist.
I know that my team need to step it up,
but mummy loves a challenge, and I'm gonna give it a good go.
-Hey. -Hi.
What are you doing?
Everything, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
-Coming in hot. -Coming in hot, no fenders.
Oh!
Just so I can know, are we doing plated tonight?
-No, family-style. -Family-style, okay.
Surf-n-turf all day.
It's very important for this dinner to go really well,
because I mean, come on...
we can't have, you know, a repeat of the day before.
Once those guests experience something that is subpar,
now we've got a problem, because then you have to work harder
to make them feel more comfortable.
I gotta go pee.
All right, guys, let's try and have some showers.
I can shower now?
Not, like, a group shower.
We got this...
I know, we have a family shower here.
-The deck team shower. -Deck shower, deck shower!
Used to Miami, eh?
Hayley, I'm just going to get changed,
and then I'm gonna swap out with Camille,
and then you're going to swap out.
No problem, thank you.
Thank you so much.
All crew, I've got some dress-up clothing
for a Playboy Mansion debaucherous evening.
Girl, I'll shake it...
People quite regularly tell me that.
I have wanked over myself.
I've actually taken pictures of my body and wanked over it.
I have, I've masturbated over photos of me, to be honest.
I've got a banging pair of tits.
Pretty proud of them, to be fair.
Do you know what's really funny,
-when you said-- -Oh, God!
What have you done?
Inhaled loads of water.
-What, through your nose? -Mm.
I got all kerfuffled.
Oh, you got a bit overwhelmed.
Yeah, I got overwhelmed, yeah, mm.
What is this?
Is this a blindfold, like, a pretend one?
No, it's a garter, you...
Jeez.
Fraser, what are those handcuffs?
One of us has been bad.
What do you think?
It smells pretty foul.
Yeah, it was defrosted as of yesterday.
I got 45 pounds of frozen fish.
Now I realize it was not frozen fresh.
Dinner is ----ed.
Ooh.
-Oh, my [bleep]. -Fraser, Rachel.
Go ahead, Rachel.
Is it ready?
The branzino smells really off, and it's grey on the inside.
How awful.
Coming up...
What is happening?
Cap, Cap, that is port side anchor
ready for emergency drop.
Not something I would do on charter, but...
Cheers.
The branzino smells really off, and it's grey on the inside.
How awful.
It smells like deadliest snatch over here.
I can't have a repeat of last night.
Now I've gotta pull off a surf-n-turf dinner
without ----ing surf.
I can do the steak, I can do, like, truffle fries, I can do...
They would love that kind of stuff.
-Okay. -Babe, nailed it, totally fine.
I hate my ----ing life.
----ing son of a bitch.
-Fraser, Lee. -Go ahead, Captain.
Debaucherous playboy.
Mother----er.
This is what you gotta wear, we're gonna match.
Of course I like my abs.
You know, I like them, you know?
But I like them because what of things
that I can do a lot of the time.
Yeah, sometimes I do feel like a piece of meat, you know?
Do you want this undone?
I think you should undo it one more.
That's okay, we have a costume change.
Will you pull that up for me?
-Over? -Oh, no, no, that's perfect.
All right, here we go.
What's going on here?
I'm dressing up.
It's gonna be hard to concentrate on anything else.
Shut up.
Do we need help... what... do we need...
what am I doing?
Yeah, yeah, just jump in and go to work.
All right, do you want me to walk up the stairs
and see what's going on?
Yeah, sure, you...
Yeah?
Do enjoy the company of the fairer sex.
"Sex" being the operative word.
I mean, it's enjoyable, isn't it?
So, who do you think fancies who?
I think Camille fancies Ben.
She definitely likes him.
Is it bad if I still wanna flirt with Ben?
You would get him in trouble.
Ooh, that looks nice, eh?
Captain, Captain, Fraser.
Just sat everyone at the table.
Just toss me right to the wolves.
Can you jump down to cabins, please?
Yes.
Hello!
Good evening, everyone. Thank you for inviting me.
Yes!
So, how is everybody doing?
Good, good.
I'm sorry I've been absent, got a little nerve issue.
It'll hopefully resolve itself.
Till then, I'm the best you got.
It's extremely uncomfortable,
but you can't just toss in the towel.
Suck it up, cupcake.
After party?
If I'm not there, start without me.
She's a 10!
We've been married 22 years, so...
-Congratulations. -Thank you!
You have large feet, too.
-Look at it. -You have one large toe?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, we got divorced in the middle of it,
and then we remarried each other.
-I love it. -Okay.
It means you're the head of the household?
No, it means I'm...
Are you? I'm not. I gag.
Are you not?
Oh, that is such a horrible thing to have to admit.
I used to when I was younger,
just be like... all the time...
like, not all the time...
Sorry, what were you like?
I'm not gonna do it.
-[gagging noise] -I'm not gonna do it.
Fraser, Fraser, I'm about to serve right now.
Copy that.
We're gonna go with the mushrooms and the truffle fries.
I can only do one at a time, though.
Steak and Brussels sprouts with maple syrup.
Wow, babe.
Oh, they're truffle fries.
Rachel is a treasure.
Welcome to the deck evening meeting.
We need to switch some people round on the rota.
Ben, I need you till 2:00 a.m.
Tony, you're gonna stick to the same as usual, 5:30.
Hey, I'm supposed to go to bed, like, now.
So, I mean, I can just escape this, eh?
Thank you very much, guys.
-Yeah! -Let's go.
Love you guys.
I love you guys.
This is a tough room, isn't it?
Literally attack.
Everybody's a slut and ho and a hooker.
You know what...
That's why we're having a debauchery party.
Speak for yourself, honey.
Chef, we're ready for dessert.
Running these, it's ice cream.
Super cool.
This is a strawberry sorbet, Rachel?
Yes, ma'am.
Strawberry sorbet.
Thank you.
Somehow, some way, we pulled it off.
----ing winning!
This is great.
Well, thank you all so much.
Thank you very much. Thank you so much.
-I appreciate it. -Thank you again.
Is it "debauchery" or is it "debaukery?"
[snoring]
-Here. -I'm not very good at this.
-Yay! -Okay, I think we're ready.
Oh!
I'm gonna go to bed, good night, guys.
I need to go to bed.
Uno, dos, trÃ¨s!
I love the wig!
All right, are we doing shots?
-Yes. -[snoring]
No stripper?
Is that what you'd like?
-Tell the crew, yeah. -Where the [bleep] is Tony?
Deck crew, deck crew,
the guests are asking for exotic dancers.
Ross, where can I find you?
Hiding.
Tony, Tony.
Where is Tony?
Hm?
Come on, come on.
It'll be...
I feel awkward, but you know how it is in yachting.
Whatever the guests want, they get it.
So, ah.
This is gonna be fun.
No.
Look at Peng.
-Oh no. -Ooh!
Woo!
Yeah, get it, boy!
Oh, jeez.
Being a stripper, dancing... I don't dance.
â™ª Drop it, lock it, get it
-Oh, my God. -Woo!
I don't have salsa.
I don't have Merengue.
He don't know what to do!
I have nothing.
Yeah!
Happy birthday, Peng!
Happy birthday to all of us.
Yay!
There you go!
That was amazing.
One more little, like, ab flex.
Like, huh!
How do you have 10, though? I didn't know there was 10.
Bye, thank you, guys.
Me and Camille try to finish the salon.
You decide to do what you want to do
between each other.
Good night, thank you guys.
Now you can clean up the bar in the main salon,
and you're good to go to bed.
Okay.
Yeah, right?
Good night, you guys.
That's why I don't let other people do the ----ing job,
because then it looks like I ----ing did it half-assed.
Of course, the lazy bitch didn't do her job.
Put it away so I don't have to ----ing tell you to put it away.
Um, there's watermelon on the counter of the bar.
You have to put watermelon in the fridge, girl,
and stop playing with me.
And then...
no pouting on me...
and then the...
-That's fine. -What do you mean?
Those were just the things that I saw walking around.
-Okay. Good night. -Good night.
Coming up...
Low-key, I know that Camille likes Ben, but...
Yeah.
I'm still gonna flirt with him.
I can't promise anything.
I should have worn underwear, though.
Cheers.
Ow. [bleep]
Ah!
[bleep]
Ah!
[bleep]
Good morning, Peng. Can I get you a coffee?
Yeah, lovely, yeah.
The weather in the Caribbean is unpredictable,
and St. Lucia, it's way down the chain in the Windward Islands.
They call them the Windward Islands for a reason.
Rolling around like a Goddamn pinball
in a slot machine.
It makes docking a lot more challenging.
Goddamn it.
Go ahead, Captain.
Copy.
-Yeah? -We've got six of them.
Any specials?
-No specials. -Yeah.
Go ahead and start taking their egg orders.
What the [bleep]?
Any eggs this morning?
-Can I do scrambled? -You can indeed, yeah.
I'll do scrambled.
I'll have an omelette, mushroom, spinach, and ham.
Amazing.
-Mr. Olender. -G o ahead, Captain.
I just wanna make sure that I have a white shirt.
Have you not got a white shirt?
-That would be a negative. -Copy.
I walked into the room and he's laying there
completely face-down, like, naked.
I was, like, is that how he...
that's how he went to bed?
Very quickly, Captain Lee, his laundry...
only his underwear gets put in the dryer,
the rest all hang-dry.
Is that all you got?
They better get a more rolly,
more ----ed-up anchorage next time.
What? You're insane.
Ah, okay.
-You had eggs, didn't you? -Just eggs.
-I got the... -You got the ham, didn't you?
I got... no.
My bad, guys.
This is amazing.
Hi, Captain.
Yes.
Something white?
There's that.
I brought you some pantaloons.
Is that spicy?
You can do really spicy food, though, can't you?
I can, but this is extreme.
You wanna try it?
No!
How was work?
Oh, good, yay!
Things are going exceedingly well.
All right, well, I'm gonna get something to eat.
Thanks Mom.
All right, love you, bye.
She sounds adorable.
Oh, my mom? Mm-hmm.
Yeah, she's cutie.
-What's her name? -Gina.
I'm definitely closest with her.
Are your parents together?
No, they've been divorced since before I could remember.
Really? Are you friends with your dad, though?
Uh... I lived with my dad.
Mm-hmm.
But we're not friends.
He's pretty negative.
He had primary custody and she had, like...
Okay.
...come get us on the weekends type.
My dad, he's really strict, very devout Christian.
When you have a controlling parent,
I became really, really soft and submissive,
and everything hurts.
Like, my dad is just, like, really mean,
and, like, custody was, like, hard on her.
Like, just always going to court and stuff.
So, she kinda fell back.
She left a lot.
My mom, though, I love my mom.
But yeah, she was very inconsistent with us.
She left for work one time, she just, like...
was, like, "I'll see you guys tomorrow," and dropped us off,
and then we didn't see her for, like, two and a half years.
It just... it's horrible.
Like, being constantly disrespected,
as a kid, like, you automatically forgive it
because it's, like, your parents.
But, I don't know, it's hard.
And just whenever somebody is talking down to me
or disrespecting me, I feel like
because I've never stood up for myself,
it's very, very important for me to do that now.
Yeah, I'm on that now, Captain.
All righty, guys.
Wow, this wind is not gonna help us.
Hello, Captain.
We have an issue, sir.
Look at me.
Shrunk?
Yeah, okay. I'll get you anther one.
How about it's not mine?
Oh, that's not ideal, is it?
That's weird.
Comical, huh?
Christ, I look like a pork sandwich at a Jewish picnic.
You know what, I've seen you look better.
I can promise you that'll never happen again.
I would be delighted.
-Thank you, sir. -Thank you.
[laughing]
Look, I did it!
Look at me, I'm gonna do it again.
Camille, Captain Lee's got the wrong shirt on.
So, we're gonna need to find his large.
Oh my God. I didn't see a large.
No large.
That's medium.
Yeah, there's no larges in here.
Where else could it be?
-In his room. -Okay.
So, everyone, let's just pack our bags
and put them by their doors.
Well, no, they do that.
Oh, okay.
Captain, I'm so sorry.
We're getting this laundry system figured out.
We don't have a...
we don't have a large down there at all.
You did?
Yes, sir.
It's right here.
Okay.
Thank you, Captain. Sorry about that.
It's okay.
I'm gonna show you guys how this all operates for anchoring,
and we're just going to be looking at how this works.
So, this goes both ways, right?
With yachting.
It's too easy!
With regards to my deck team, great attitudes, love them all.
But Tony is pretty green.
At the moment, the load is all on me,
and I hope to spread that load amongst my deck crew.
My work load.
Sorry.
See some clockwise.
-Hey. -Okay, good.
Well, let's saddle up and get the hell outta here.
-Ready to haul? -Yeah, start hauling.
Hauling.
Very good.
Let's get outta here.
Still looks a little shtuppy, doesn't it?
Today is one of those days where I'm as nervous
as a whore in a front-row pew at church.
We don't wanna lose the whole line,
so I want you to have the hold onto.
We've got a mountain here, got a mountain here,
and we've got this pass where the wind funnels through.
We also have a lot of freeboard...
that's surface above the water.
We're just a big sail.
It's a tricky docking, but you get paid the big bucks
to make the hard calls.
Damn it.
All right, and if you could hold it there.
-Aren't we close? -It's just there.
-Based on the situation? -I don't know the situation.
What is happening?
Cap, Cap, that is port side anchor
ready for emergency drop.
Goddamn it!
Twenty-seven knots. That's not good.
It's just so windy.
It smells so good up here.
All right, and if you could hold it there...
Ah!
True wind speed, 27 knots.
Woo!
Ross, Camille.
Will you be needing my assistance on deck for docking?
Copy, thank you so much.
-Ben, you good? -Yeah.
Deck crew, deck crew, whenever you can break free,
I need all of you up into the wheelhouse.
Copy that.
Mother Nature is one badass bitch.
Okay, wind inside's too extreme.
Twenty-seven knots, we're not gonna go in.
I'll pick a spot out here, we'll drop the hook,
get the guests to disembark from here, and ferry their asses in.
We got a 200-foot boat.
That's a lot of money to spend if you [bleep] up.
Yeah, we'll get in position, thank you.
Thank you.
Alissa, Hayley, and Camille,
if you'd like to get into your whites, please, for departure.
Copy that.
Ugh, I forgot my ----ing belt.
Blue is your color, it looks really good.
Thanks.
Ross, let's drop the hook.
Good job.
-Copy. -Why are we anchoring?
We're not going in. We have to drop the tender.
I know, right?
I was so excited.
Hello, Captain. Do we have any form of ETA?
We have to launch the tender,
it's gonna go luggage first, and then we'll do our goodbyes.
Great, I'll get that in motion.
Oh, oh, oh. Jiggy, jiggy.
Fenders are on the port side.
Coming out.
Guess I'm heading out.
I don't know where you want me to put all your stuff.
Guys, I might need help.
I think I came with, like, more stuff than I arrived with.
Katie coming with, or she's gonna jump off?
-No, she's gonna jump off. -All right.
If you just stay at the controls now, Ben.
Copy.
I've got a little system going here.
It's the two-step jump.
I wish I was in that bag.
I need everyone on the aft deck in five minutes in your whites.
Copy.
How are you?
We were just relaxing.
How are you feeling? Are you doing... are you good?
-Good, yeah. -Should we take shots?
You ready for a shot?
-Yeah, are you? -No.
Captain, are you upset that you don't have a white shirt?
There would be no doubt in your mind if I were.
No doubt in my mind.
Oh, hey, thank you so much, appreciate you.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
You're a dream.
Thank you... just full of surprises.
You are full of surprises.
Thank you again.
Service-wise, everything was great except
for we couldn't figure out where the soaps were and toilet paper.
Then you brought all of the alcohol, and we like to drink.
You woke up and you were, like, off-shift, or whatever.
Like, I felt so bad.
They were like, "Whatever."
I felt so bad.
It was a new experience for me too.
Thank you guys so much.
This is for you guys.
Thank you.
I'm going with them.
Okay, thank you so much.
Thank you again.
That is trouble on the ----ing water, right there.
Oh, that's the definition of it, Captain.
Woo!
We're gonna be on the hook for a bit.
Let's get into our blues,
and I will meet with all of you shortly.
-Thanks, Captain. -Thank you, thank you.
Guys, I'm so pleased we had that little trip with them.
Yeah, I think...
Woo!
Oh, go, bitch!
That made it, that show we put on last night.
Who did what?
I missed it, I missed abs, apparently.
Everybody has abs on this boat, like...
do you have abs?
Let's stop being inappropriate.
-No! -This is a workplace, everybody.
Attention, all crew,
there'll be a meeting in the sky lounge in five minutes.
Copy, Captain.
Are we going up?
Mr. Olender.
Let's see it, I wanna see the money!
First one out of the way...
they loved all of the crew involvement.
Thank you for going above and beyond.
Total tip amount was $25,000.
I'm gonna cry, oh!
Twenty-one hundred dollars apiece...
that's a pretty healthy start.
Thank you. Holy sh--!
I'm already envisioning the Louis Vuitton handbag
I'm gonna get in the airport on the way home.
Thank you.
-Carry on. -Thank you!
Thank you.
Damn, that got some smiles on some faces, didn't it?
-Brilliant, let's go. -Okay, thank you.
Where are the boys, in the front?
Yeah, I'm really hoping we might get close to good
by the time the sun drops into the ocean.
I know.
You gonna come out tonight?
Yeah, man, I'm gonna go and see what's cracking.
It'll be fun to see everyone out of work.
-When we go out tonight... -Yeah.
If we can be wheeled around.
"Wheeled around?" Like...
Yeah, so we didn't have to walk anywhere
so our feet would get a nice rest.
-That would be lovely. -Imagine?
What do you think about the girls on board, any your style?
I think they all are very beautiful girls,
but I'm not vibing, you know?
Like, I'm not really in the mood, you know?
No, I think they're pretty cool, actually.
I mean, of course.
Like, I think Camille's...
I like Camille.
This all looks very special.
I don't wanna [bleep] it up.
I don't know, there's something about her eyes that are just,
like ----ing...
Yeah, she does... has beautiful eyes.
Yeah, yeah.
Alissa?
Yeah? She...
I wasn't keen on her at the start,
but she's, like, I've warmed up to her.
I like her, she's pretty cool.
-When are we leaving? -Seven-thirty.
Oh, darling.
We've done the foredeck.
Bloody lovely, let's pack it up.
Interior, interior...
-Ah! -Oh sh--, sorry.
He thinks I'm sweet? I am sweet.
Tonight I'm thinking I really wanna get
to know Ben a little more.
I think he's a little shy.
Booyah. Beautiful.
And so, I want to, like,
open up a little bit so that he can come in.
We'll do spice tonight.
Low-key, I know that Camille likes Ben,
but she's been a bitch to me, so I'm still gonna flirt with him.
We've to get this blow-dryer thing figured out.
I don't owe anyone anything, especially not her.
I am not wearing any underwear tonight.
[laughing]
Goddamn it!
That looks great.
I'm gonna be dry-humping your leg.
Are you horny?
Yeah, I could definitely go [bleep] a shag.
Woop, woop, Tony, Tony, Tony.
You washed your hair.
Yeah.
-Let's get it. -Let's go.
We deserve it.
Oh, my God, we're in the middle of the ocean.
Woo!
Are we, like, getting drunk drinking?
What's the plan?
Tequila.
Calamari.
Can I get a piÃ±a colada?
My safety?
-Yeah. -Why?
I wanna say something.
We have alcohol.
I just wanna say we are all the way down here,
the farthest south I've ever been,
and I just wanna say that I hope we all have a great season,
and we all stay safe.
And I hope we get ----ing slammed tonight,
because we had a really good charter, thanks to everybody.
-Woo! -Yeah!
Ready.
I like Ross, I think he's cute.
Yeah.
So, where have you been, like, before you got on this...
on St. David?
I used to live in France.
Ah!
-What'd you get? -I got a piÃ±a colada.
Frozen or on the rocks?
I've got no idea.
I love that.
I love surprises.
No shagging anyone tonight.
I should have worn underwear, though.
We've got a live soap opera on board at the moment.
As uncomfortable as this situation is,
I'm still enjoying watching it.
Like, who am I gonna put my money on?
Really?
Wait, can I do something?
Do whatever you need to do.
I hope not.
Sluts.
No.
I dated a big-deal quarterback.
We fell in love, and then he cheated on me many times.
I was depressed and I had anxiety,
and I was kind of a joke at that point.
Like, I just wanted to get away.
I wanted no one to know me.
And I think that that's what a lot of people do in yachting,
they get away from their demons.
This is our job, it makes no ----ing sense.
-But we do it anyway. -But we do it anyway.
The crispy calamari.
Oh, yes!
Ooh, that looks really yummy.
Now I'm golden.
-Rachel, no! -I've got it.
Let's go!
All right, is that everybody?
Oh, no!
Drinks? Drinks?
I thought we left jorts alone, like, a long time ago.
Okay, I'm changing.
Ah!
Are you wearing a Speedo?
Real Australian.
Interior, we're up at 8:00 tomorrow, by the way.
Sorry, what was that?
Okay.
My boss is the best.
-Should we take it upstairs? -Let's go.
We're getting in your hot tub.
Oh, my God, it's cold?
I'm not getting in a cold hot tub.
Back down we go.
I really wanted, like, a hot, like, moment.
We can just chill in the bar.
Oh, no.
I will never chase after a man.
Camille's a chaser, I'm not.
When you don't have it up here, you gotta use something,
and Camille uses her ass.
Oh, no.
Woo! Hey!
Here we go!
Hold on, I can't watch this.
We're getting more than we paid for.
Hey!
Never have I ever, never would I ever.
Like, just no.
Did you enjoy that?
And it just lowers my value.
Do you wanna go down?
[hiccups]
Ah, what the [bleep]?
[bleep] me.
This morning, everything's numb.
I'm not progressing at a rate I anticipated.
The pain's getting worse, not better.
There we go.
I can barely ----ing stand up.
In fact, I can't stand up.
Ah, mother----er.
Next, on "Below Deck"...
We've got Michelle and her girlfriends,
and they're all medical doctors.
We're gonna try and avoid taking glassware on any of the decks.
I don't want anyone getting hurt,
even though you're nurses and I'm pretty sure you can...
-Doctors. -...deal with it.
Doctors.
This is awkward.
-Did you see Katie? -I haven't seen her.
I'm gonna go and wake up Katie.
You need to get on deck right now.
-Okay. -Sh--.
-...To the side. -Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
Babe, what are you doing?
I thought pulling your hair would be a good idea.
She pulled the wig and it just...
That's hellish.
If you don't check her,
I'm gonna [bleep] up your friend.
See this space where more bottles can go, right here...
If you have so much time to walk around and do these checks,
maybe you could grab it.
There's no regard for the amount of work I'm doing.
I need that tequila because
I'm gonna pack up for the beach picnic.
I'm on deck right now. You're not my boss.
That's the lazy sh-- I'm talking about.