Previously on "Below Deck"...
There's no flat water.
As much as you hate to hear it, I hate to tell you even more.
Bossing is I'm gonna push you down, make you do it.
That's what you're just gonna do.
That does not sit well with me at all.
The pain's getting worse. Not better.
There we go.
I thought I'd be running track by now.
Sh--, I can barely ----ing stand up.
Mother----er.
I'm dressing up.
It's gonna be hard to concentrate on anything else.
Shut up.
I do enjoy the company of the fairer sex.
Sex being the operative word.
I know that Camille likes Ben, but she's been a bitch to me,
so I think I'm still gonna flirt with him.
We're getting more than we paid for.
[shouting]
Did you enjoy that?
[alarm sounds]
[yawns]
-How are you doing? -Tired.
No.
Yep, nice.
Where am I?
-Morning. -Morning.
How are you doing?
[groans]
[alarm sounds]
[grunts]
Ross, Ross, Lee.
Go ahead, captain.
It looks like the weather's clear, so...
time to move to the dock.
Make sure everything is ready to go.
Copy that. Will start pulling in the nautiboys.
I'm not getting better.
As a captain, you're always used to being in control.
And to have to relinquish that control,
even to your own body,
that's a hard thing for somebody like me to deal with.
It pisses me off.
We need to organize that mess down the middle there.
Not yet, mate.
[alarm sounds]
I'm really tired, so I don't
feel really talking that much today.
So I'm going to be really quiet.
-Gotcha. -Thank you.
The first charter sucked immensely.
You got new crew and all of us learning a new boat.
She's bigger than Moby's dick.
It's so important for me to do better this next round.
I need to get my sh-- together.
-Morning, Rachel. -Morning, sweetheart.
[alarm sounds]
-Did you see Katie? -No, I haven't seen her.
I was just literally just coming--
I'm going to go and wake up Katie.
I'm a little bit pissed with Katie.
Partying goes hand in hand with working on yachts.
Sometimes you're bleeding alcohol out of the skin.
However, you need to be able to show up for work.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
We're, uh, we're already doing tendering and everything.
I'll speak to you about, but I just don't have time.
Okay. I didn't know what time we were supposed to get up...
I told everyone last night, 7:15. Including you.
We're up to eight tomorrow, by the way.
-Eight? -Sorry, what's that, 12?
You need to get on deck right now.
We'd like pulling stuff. We're pulling up the hook.
-We're going on the dock. -My bad.
Gross.
All right, let's get out of here.
Copy that. Katie, we're hauling.
-Katie? -Yeah.
-Hauling. -Yeah, you're good.
Ross is just pulling out the anchor.
I literally just rolled out of bed.
The heaving line...
Don't you do both?
-The little one first. -Okay.
And then the big one.
I have no bra on right now.
Anchor in the pocket.
Copy that, let's get out of here.
I'm tired of you, bitch.
Oh, that pillow is disgusting.
What the [bleep] is that, babe?
They look very different.
Oh, absolutely mortifying.
Stop making me laugh, it's too much.
Darling, there's no skill.
-Get the weight in the top. -Yeah.
Grab it by the top and put it down.
-Hold at the top. -Hold at the top.
Wiggle.
And then you grab it where you want it.
-Fold it under. -And you fold it under.
When I was in my early 20s,
I had the chief stew from hell.
Bitch made me sleep in the bloody laundry room
for two months.
-No. Oh God, -What have I done?
The complete opposite of what's been asked.
Oh my gosh. Was it the other way?
-Yeah. -But Fraser is so patient.
He's kind. He's my boat mummy.
-I did it. That's it, isn't it? -Yeah.
You're like the bed whisperer, aren't you?
I love housekeeping.
I'm on the good old fender where it needs to be watch.
You're going to be between here and the stairs.
Get you sh-- straight now because I'm heading in
and I want radio silence and I mean radio silence.
I hear one peep out of the interior,
somebody's ass is on the line.
The first time you're docking a new boat, it's intense.
You can't go into it with
"I think I can get it to the dock"
No, there's none of that sh--.
This is your job. Get it to the dock.
Quit sniveling.
-God damn it. -Port side.
Parked boats, 25 feet.
Port bow 30 feet and closing to the dock.
Seems like we're going in awful fast.
Right here is about where I'm going to start reverse
because I just want to catch on up.
Cap, bow's 15 feet and holding.
Okay, let's ease her on in.
-Send a line. -Yes, sir.
Tony, this is going to be quick.
I need you to take all the tension up.
It's going to be quick.
Straight on there. Nice, Katie.
Take it up, Tony.
-All right. -Take it up. Take it up.
Come on, let's take it up. Take it up.
We don't have all goddamn day.
You tell me when the fender's being squeezed.
Strong tension on the bowline, Cap.
Copy that, thank you.
Now!
Let's tighten up on the spring lines please.
Come on, Katie.
Cap, foredeck. The lines are sitting nice.
Happy, all lines are good.
Roger that, thank you gentlemen.
Seems like you've done that before.
Once or twice.
Why?
Your priorities today are to get laundry in a place
and then I need you to just do some of the crew laundry stuff.
Oh, got it. Okay.
Thank you, bub.
We'll get some washing going, I guess.
Yeah. He might want to wear your jackets, your rain jacket.
-We can do that. -Ross. Ross. Lee.
Go ahead, Captain.
Can I get you and the rest of your deck team
up to the bridge, please?
Oh, boy. Copy, on the way.
We tried.
Jeez, that ----ing steam.
I love how your inside with sunglasses on.
Ow, I always do that. It's the 15th time.
-Morning. -Good morning.
-Haven't seen you yet. -So...
I thought we did a good job today.
Thank you. Docking came off flawlessly.
You guys are doing a good job and I do appreciate it.
Thank you very much. Appreciate it.
Carry on.
-Thanks, cap. -Thank you.
-Let's go, guys.
Interior, interior. Let's go have a meeting
in the Sky Lounge, please.
On my way, Fraser.
-Hello. -Hi.
Hi.
-How are we doing? -Great.
-Good. -Good?
Well, guys, I just wanted to say, obviously,
overall, we're going through teething issues at the moment.
It got dark at some point,
but we got through it and we're going to get to that again.
So we continue thinking sh-- we are lowest low,
but we still just did it.
I think we all get along really well.
-Generally. -Definitely.
-Generally, yes. -Generally.
I know that you told Camille
to finish up the Sky Lounge and then
she stomped her feet a little bit at the fact
that I was asking her to vacuum up the crew area.
We're not going to always see eye to eye on the same thing.
That is human nature. That is life. That is so normal.
But we're going to be short with each other.
-Let's try not. -Right.
You guys are amazing. Thank you so much.
Brilliant, let's go.
Okay. Thank you.
Damn it, [bleep] me in the ass.
Oh, that's the most terrible noise.
Right, let's take a tea break.
All right, I'll see you down there.
Katie, I'll just have a quick word with you here.
Yeah.
All right, as you know,
I mean, I'm pretty sure I told everyone 7:15.
I know. I totally didn't hear that.
Obviously, you know, I'm not happy about it.
We can't be late on deck.
It lets the rest of the team down.
Of course.
It's probably not coincidental.
it happened after an evening out with alcohol involved.
-Yeah. -Obviously we don't want to
make a repeat performance of it.
It definitely does suck more when
you're getting reprimanded and you're messing up
in front of the guy that you have a crush on.
You know, being a girl on deck,
you do have to kind of work harder than the guys and
you do have to prove to yourself day in and day out.
It's such a sinking feeling. It's like... sh--.
If it happens again, I will have to let Captain know about it.
Yeah, of course.
Coming up...
Smile. Smile. Hold on, hold on.
Babe, what are you doing?
She literally yanked a wig off of a living lady.
Uh... mmm...
If you don't check her, I'm going to check her.
And that's sh-- not going to go okay.
Previously on "Below Deck"...
Rachel...
Oh my God, okay.
Yeah, man, this is all right.
You can just throw it back there.
-From here to here. -Yeah.
Party in captain's cabin!
So, can we come in, sir?
Yes. That's a little bit after the fact,
but of course you can.
-How are you doing? -I'm excellent.
I am particular about my clothing.
I was actually in the laundry room thinking,
like I'm sure you get used to this.
Crease always goes in the front.
Casual shirts, they get pressed but never dried.
Right.
We work on a super yacht, not a ----ing tramp steamer.
That shirt had more wrinkles than a basketball.
I'll repress.
But rest assured, I'll be more than happy
to teach you.
-We're on a superyacht. -Understandable.
-What is this? -What are we scrubbing?
This is a sports pole.
-That's so cute. -This could be yours.
Probably is about the right height.
Perfect. Yeah. Look at it. Almost too big.
We re-ironed his shirts, like eight times now.
Thank you. I love activities.
I don't like sitting still. Unless I'm tired.
What is the craziest activity that you have ever done?
Sh--, I've jumped out of plane's drunk.
still from the night before.
No, I'm not even kidding.
What's the craziest thing you've done?
Play with sharks, huh?
Okay, so we've done that in the Bahamas.
I really like Rachel because I think she's crazy as hell.
-Yeah, we did the same. -Woo!
She is just like one of my ex-girlfriends,
and she feeds me so immediately I love her
because she's putting food in this belly.
My second officer was chumming the water inside the cage.
That ----er.
Ross, Rachel and Mr. Olender, could I see you three
up in the sky lounge for a preparation meeting, please?
Copy, Captain. Coming now.
I am greasy.
Pick them up.
Okay, we've got Michelle Pearl.
She's an E.R. doc based in Seattle.
Michelle and her girlfriends, they've been
traveling the world together since
they met back in their residency.
Ten years as E.R. physicians.
So it's all about the party.
Day one, Hollywood glam night.
Multi course menu, highlighting truffles.
I love truffle. It's rich.
It's great on everything.
It's going to be epic and they're going to love it.
You pay me to come in and I will ----ing slaughter
the [bleep] out of whatever you need.
I am the menu murderer.
Night two, they want a beach picnic,
and then we come back for a red, black and gold vintage
Moulin Rouge dance party.
It's a late pickup, so no need for lunch.
-I like it. -This sounds like we're going
to have a good time with these people.
[chuckles]
Thank you, sir.
-Thank you, guys. -Thank you.
You turned the sink on and left this in the sink.
Oh, I so didn't.
-You did. -We got a poltergeist.
Maybe...
-Captain Lee? -Come in.
I'm going to get this right. Eventually.
You will. No problem.
-Looks great. -That's good.
Gold coast.
It's like right on the border of Queensland and South Wales.
But people ask me where I'm from
and everyone thinks I'm like, Spanish.
Italiano!
I'm indigenous Australian.
Like native Australian.
That's why I'm this color. Dad is white, mom is dark.
A cool study found that the Australian indigenous people,
like, from my heritage
are the oldest living culture at the moment.
So I'm actually more Australian than anyone
you've probably ever met.
In primary school, the kids would be
like, oh, you're dark, you should be with a dark girl.
So I think I was kind of lucky that they got us away from that.
Went to the east coast where everything is a bit more,
I suppose, accepted and everyone's
tanned already, so you can't tell who's different anyway.
Yeah.
And I think, like...
We found some common ground within that.
Something to build something off.
Exactly.
My man. We're the same skin.
-Yeah. -That's so funny, man.
[belches]
What the...
Was that my arse?
It's me. It's all right.
Nothing to see here.
Just don't walk right into that vicinity.
You need to pay attention today and start working.
This is all of our mixers
and liqueurs and stuff like that.
I love you so much.
And then this is all of our liquor.
Cool. Yeah, you guys ----ing...
Phew.
Tired by now? Jesus.
-We got pizza. -Woo.
Yay!
Oh, I just got so my tits are so sweaty.
Guys, our Captain, I feel so bad for him.
He clearly is just like...
Don't, it actually really upsets me.
So disappointed in himself.
-And that's so sad... -Really upsets me.
-...to like watch. -It's really not nice.
Every time I see him, every time I walk in his room,
His eyes are like, yay, somebody's here.
Captain Lee, unfortunately can't move fast at the moment.
It concerns me.
I don't want him to ever be in a sticky situation
to where he can't perform to his full capacity.
My father is very sick.
He's not able to physically accomplish the things
he wants to accomplish.
So when I see Captain Lee like this, I feel like I do have
a bit of an understanding of what he's going through.
-It makes me sad. -He wants to be a part of this.
He really does want to be a part of it.
Coming up...
Coming towards the dock.
Closing.
We gotta get that stern off.
We're gonna hit where we can't fender.
God damn it!
[yawns]
[grunting]
I'm exhausted.
Haley. Camille. Alissa.
Come on.
-Morning. -Morning.
Morning.
Let's start getting those buckets
for the wipe down prepared and put the flag up.
Yes. Let's get that ----ing thing up.
You guys, before you make the beds, look under them.
See if there's anything in the little
ports that are down there.
-Got it? -Yeah, yeah.
Okay. See you all later.
-Let's go this way. -To here?
No, that goes over here. There you go.
What are you doing? We've never done that before in our lives.
Oh, my gosh. Look at the lampshade.
All crew, all crew, provisions on the dock.
Interior, if you wouldn't mind helping,
that would be great for this one.
Oh, my gosh. This part sucks.
Up and down and up and ----ing down.
Got all pretty. I'm just going to sweat it all off.
-How are we doing, Katie? -Good.
After oversleeping the night before,
I definitely have that pressure.
In Miami, Yacht owners look at you and think,
oh, she just wants to be someone's sugar baby.
I'm not like that.
It might be a pretty face, but I know how to rock it.
There you go, darling.
-I really need a pillow. -And this is clean.
Wait, do you not have one?
I have one, but it's like rock hard and large.
You don't like rock hard and large?
Oh, I love rock hard and large.
-But not... -For your head.
Under my head.
-More like... -In front of your head.
In my face.
Okay, well, that was a great conversation.
I'll see you later.
Attention all crew,
charter guests will be here in 30 minutes.
Let's get changed.
What are we going to get changed into now, though?
-Whites. -I've got yours right here.
Okay. I'll come back. Do you have yours ready?
I'll press my own and you change.
Okay, great.
-Alissa? -Yes?
Can I borrow you one second, please?
-Yes. -What's in here?
-This is sauvignon? -This is all white.
I know for sure.
Yeah, you just incorporate into that time
-that you need to get ready. -Okay, great.
Cool.
God.
Do I look like a ginger pineapple?
Why am I nice enough to offer to do it myself?
Getting the boy uniforms? No, it's not.
You know how Camille was supposed to do her whites?
She didn't finish it, and I thought she had something
to do, so I was like, you go do what you got to do.
And then she likes Fraser, she's like, can I go take a cigarette?
Fraser needs to stop being so lenient with Camille.
It's kind of getting on my nerves right now.
It's backfiring on the team and it's making me feel like sh--.
How can you feel comfortable
putting the job that was assigned to you
on somebody else to go take a cigarette?
That's nice.
-Not you. -No, I know that.
But maybe you.
Tony, if you just want to go top to bottom,
-just looking for details. -No problem.
Attention, all crew,
I need everybody on the aft deck in five.
Copy that, Captain.
[cheering]
I cannot believe we're doing this.
[bleep] no. How close are they?
There's a lot of glamor on the dock.
There's a lot of glamor right here.
-There we go. -Right?
-Hey. -Yay.
-Hello. -Hi.
-Hello. -We're so happy to be here.
-Glad to have you. -Michelle, nice to meet you.
-Captain Lee. -Fraser, nice to meet you.
-Welcome aboard. -Alla.
-Ben -Cheers.
[cheering]
Welcome aboard, ladies.
We are here at your service
to just knock this out of the park.
It's so nice to do something for somebody that has sacrificed
the way they have over the last two years.
These are the doctors you're going to see
when you go into the emergency room,
and they're going to save your life.
If you want to get drunk and puke over the side of the boat,
guess what? Cappy will be right there holding your hair back.
Their service and dedication means that much to me.
I'm going to have Mr. Olender give you a tour of
the vessel and we will get underway.
-All right. -Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
Do you want to follow me up here?
Yes.
The girls always have so much sh--.
We're going to try and avoid taking glassware
on any of the decks
just because I don't want anyone getting hurt.
Even though your nurses, I'm pretty sure you can...
...Deal with it.
Doctors, sorry.
This is awkward.
Glad I did that now, right?
Don't forget Louis. Constant charter guest, Louis.
-This is your master suite. -Is this yours?
We could probably fit three or four ladies in this room.
Right now, we're going to have snacks go up.
And I also have bread, too, to go.
Yeah, cool.
So this is our...
Sam and I will take the twin beds,
and then you can have the big bed yourself.
Yeah, but I don't need that.
-Well, then we... -They want theirs.
Oh, excuse me, okay. Fine.
Listen...
[chattering]
-Prepare to disembark. -Copy. Standing by.
Standing by on the bow.
All right, let's go. Bow to stern, commencing now.
And pull, pull, pull, pull.
Let's hustle on that goddamn stern line.
Pull it in, Katie. Go, go, go.
Roger that. Thank you.
...holding.
Can you watch the fenders, please?
Yeah.
Starboard quarter five feet.
Coming towards the dock. Closing.
We got to get that stern off.
There's a lot of wind,
so the boat's not as responsive as I would like it to be.
Closing 15 feet. 12 feet.
Closing 10 feet.
You can do a lot of damage in 15 seconds
with 1000 tons on the move.
-Oh, it's moving. -I don't like it.
Closing four feet.
But it's getting close to a spot where a fender can't reach.
We're going to hit.
Starboard quarter three feet, closing.
God damn it.
[yawns]
Cap, you're gonna have to push ahead.
We're gonna hit where we can't fender
God damn it.
Three feet. Cap, forward.
You've got no obstructions ahead.
Okay, we're opening fast.
Oh, my God. That was so ----ing close.
Did I make you nervous?
Close doesn't count.
If you miss it by two inches,
you miss it by 20 miles, you still missed it.
That's why you get the big bucks.
All right, guys, let's get these lines up to the bow.
-Thank you. -This is beautiful.
-It's beautiful. -Yeah, look at that view!
That looks amazing.
Alissa.
Florida.
I live in Orlando right now with
like, 100 Jamaican family members, yeah.
That's how we do it, though, right?
-My dad is from Jamaica. -No, which one?
Yeah, he's from St. Anne.
[screaming]
My work ethic definitely comes from my dad.
He moved to Delaware from Jamaica
when he was twelve years old.
You can be my cousin. We don't know.
He obviously was teased for his accent,
the food that he ate, and he went on to be a pilot,
a real estate agent, an entrepreneur.
My relationship with my dad right now is pretty rocky.
He's really controlling, really strict.
But at the end of the day, even if we're not close,
I still want to make him proud.
Can I get a double Bailey's?
For some reason, I just want a rum cream.
Yes, sir.
I was thinking I'd give Ben a go at doing the anchor.
I wanted to know how you felt about that.
Has you been versed on it?
Yeah, we've been training through it.
Okay.
Overall, the team's doing really well. I'm very happy with them.
Ben's my most experienced crew member,
and he knows what he's doing in a lot of areas.
If you're comfortable with it, so am I.
Yeah. It's important that I manage to delegate
some of the key responsibilities.
Otherwise I'm running around this boat like a mental man.
[bleep], It's exhausting.
Thanks, Ross. Well done at the dock.
Yeah, thank you. You too.
Skinny margarita.
Yes, girl.
Okay, deck team, I think that went pretty well.
-Yes. -Yeah.
Coming up to the anchors, how do you feel about being...
Yeah? Let's get these fenders in,
let's get changed, get some water,
and then let's get back at it.
Michelle's my work wife.
We work three shifts together.
We run a pod in the E.R. together.
It's so great.
It's always good to have friends at work.
Nothing more comforting than running a code
with your best friend.
What's food for dinner?
Lamb.
It'll be tiny, little itty bitty bites all doing truffle.
We're going to do it kind of like an Italianesque
Mediterranean theme.
I love this.
I'm going to have a Hollywood Glam-themed dinner.
I'm like, what the [bleep]? You wouldn't have a dinner.
You'd be anorexia fueled on cocaine, vodka, and hate.
And also, there's so much decor for tonight's party
that I really need to start thinking about that.
Yes, please.
Let's prep for anchor.
Copy, cap, you got Ben up on the foredeck.
I'm like your dog falling behind you.
-Yeah. -And drop now.
I swear we'll be really cool. We're very low maintenance.
Cap, that's four shots on deck.
Copy that. Lock it in right there.
Good job, Ben.
Copy that, Cap. Thanks.
-Extra spicy s'il vest plait. -Absolutely.
-Same thing? -Please, please, please.
No problem.
Camille, can I help you with anything?
Oh, you know what you could do?
There's two skinny spicy margs that need to go out.
Margs? Cool.
-It's good? -Yeah.
-Yep. -There you go.
[shrieking, laughing]
I've got your drinks right here, okay?
We need more drinks!
More, more, more!
Alissa, Camille.
What can I do for you, boo?
Looking good, babe. I'm looking good.
Oh, sh--.
Who put that there?
Yeah, she's just having a moment, I think.
We might actually have to get you to move because
I think we're going to try and tidy this.
I heard you, sorry, I was carrying the drinks.
Hi, two skinny margaritas?
Interior. Interior. Can you get into your blacks, please?
Agh!
Cankles on fire.
This is your cover up, isn't it, baby?
-Pink one? -Pink one's mine.
Okay, we'll take them down to laundry and dry them.
Gorgeous. This is my favorite time of the day, guys.
What, standing on the main aft deck not doing anything?
Sunset?
How does one do things around here?
That looks horrendous, but what do you want from me?
We'll have an Oscar here.
I love this corny little party that's about to pop off.
I know, right?
For tonight's dinner, our charter guests
have requested truffle.
I call this for all these beautiful,
wonderful women doctors,
the mufftruff experience.
Well, guess what? I can't find my ----ing truffles.
So we're now having a truffle kerfuffle.
[bleep]
Oh, damn it.
I can't.
Okay, we've got literally 15 minutes
to get everything up here.
Stars are going to be up here.
[shouting]
Sorry.
Jewel, you are 20 minutes late already.
Get your clothes on, sister.
First of all...
Jewel, I am a hungry white bitch.
Yeah, we need to put a big hose somewhere else.
All right, ladies, let's go.
Jewel, I need you, honey, right now.
You make me wait to eat, I am going to cut a bitch.
VIP.
What?
Welcome to your Hollywood Oscar theme.
Yes. What? Strut the red carpet, babe.
Wait the Oscar goes to...
Jewel Jones. Jewel Jones.
I think the Oscar goes to Michelle.
I think so. I think Dr. Pearl deserves it every time.
Getting us all here was...
-Miracle. -Monumental.
A miracle.
I cannot believe I ----ing did that.
I think I lost my truffle.
Please, dear Lord, be in here.
If not, you know what? Just I'm going to retire.
Okay, ready? One, two, three.
Whatever you normally do, don't do it because it's not working.
I like to look off to the side. It's not working.
Babe, what are you doing?
She literally yanked a wig off of a living lady.
Okay, ready?
Smile. Smile.
Uh... Mmm...
I was just teasing you. Jewel.
I actually want to go to the bathroom.
You want to come? Come.
Sure.
Anybody need a top off?
Can I give you a little top off?
If you don't check her,
I'm going to check her and that sh-- is not going to go okay.
Cap, you're gonna have to push ahead.
I said everyone do something different
and she pulls my hair. Why is she pulling my hair?
It took everything in me not...
Michelle.
The blondie is like tipsy as hell
and she pulled the Black woman in the blue dresses wig
and it slipped back for real.
-Okay. Hold on. -It's not working.
Babe...
It was literally...
That's hellish.
When is dinner? The dinner is at nine.
-Hey, Fraser. -Yeah?
Our dinner was supposed to start a half an hour ago.
What's going on? We're hungry.
I just gotta find the truffle.
No!
Let's go. Let's do it, ladies, let's go.
How soon can you have your first course on the table?
-I'm about to plate. -Brilliant.
-Okay. Thank you. -Amazing.
With a bigger sized vessel,
it's so easy to lose sh--.
Don't [bleep] with me today.
And I still can't find the truffle.
I'm going to have to pull out everything that has
truffle inside of it.
Truffle pecorino cheese, truffle salts,
truffle powder, lots of mushrooms
and maybe they won't notice.
Interior, I know it sounds crazy, but
I got some stuff to go out at the table.
No problem.
Hey, we have mushroom and truffles.
I love me some truffles.
-Lovely. -Mm-mm.
Hello.
What's going... you've got black gloves on, too?
Yeah. Bend over and cough.
It's kind of working as an outfit going on here.
This is really nice presentation.
Thanks. I pulled that out of my ----ing snatch.
This is ready to go.
We're just going to use as many hands as we can
to get this to the table.
Can you tell us the meal, what it's about?
Why would you ever grab somebody's hair?
You've got beautiful truffle oil coated
buffalo mozzarella and fresh tomatoes.
Superb.
That looks absolutely stunning.
It's amazing. It's absolutely beautiful.
I really appreciate people
who could be like, oh yeah, I had a really bad day
and I'm sorry. It wasn't my best moment.
We're grown enough to not be assholes at a certain age.
I'm working on that.
At a certain age you should know not to be an asshole.
-I stand by that. -We are all human.
We all make mistakes. I messed up. I'm sorry.
That smells like heaven on earth.
-Thank you, baby. -Thanks.
Ooh! Voila!
This evening, you have a risotto done in like a Sicilian style
with a trumpet mushroom sautÃ©,
with a little bit of Sicilian olive oil.
-Thank you. -Everything has been delicious.
All right, just go, bro.
-You're going to bed? -Are you going to stay?
-Yeah. -Game over for me.
These are ready to roll.
Look at that. But that goes to the queen bee.
Oh, so pretty.
-For the queen bee yourself. -Ladies!
It is a vanilla honey hannacata with fresh mangoes.
Your details and the presentation is... mwa.
Not proud of myself for this whole thing,
but, I mean, it just pulled off
a truffle tasting menu without truffle.
Please enjoy.
We resuscitated this dinner service.
Be on the floor at 6:30.
-Go to bed now. -I really appreciate that.
I'm going to be up at seven.
Can I get you any rose or champagne, love?
Cool.
-I'm going to bed. -Thank you.
Okay, mate.
Restocking the fridges just real good.
The glass bottles of sparkling.
The glass bottles of that fancy water.
Make sure there's just a champagne.
There's no regard for the amount of work I'm doing.
Being a deck stew, everyone sees me as not doing enough
yet I'm doing twice the things.
Yeah. Champs, whispering angels, and one rose.
And then...
I feel like the runt in the pack.
I feel like the little baby that can't get to the nipple.
I got to run this drink really quick.
You want the shirt off? I can take it off.
What?
This guy, right here, with his shirt off.
[shouting]
-Camille. -Yes.
Can you do this one down here?
What is it?
Girl, it's literally what I told you to do.
[chattering]
Do you see the space where more bottles can go?
-Oh, you wanted it... -Full.
-Full... -Stocked.
Stocked.
If you have so much time to walk around and do these checks,
maybe you could grab it.
I would love to not check your work,
but you're making me check your work.
Camille just doesn't want to do her job,
but she doesn't want to be corrected,
which is just childish.
Five more sparkling.
Five more sparkling waters.
Good night, ladies.
Whoa.
Gonna go to bed.
This is like girl, like we're done.
Everything is done super yacht style?
Super-Camille-yacht style for sure.
Yacht. All right. Good night.
Jokes on me.
All righty.
Ha ha ha. I'm losing my mind.
[phone ringing]
Doctor.
Hey, captain. How are you?
The problem I'm having, I've lost all feeling in my left leg.
It just gives out. It won't support anything.
We definitely need to figure this out.
[alarm sounds]
[groans]
I'm craving pizza lately.
How are ya?
There's nothing we can do right now. Is any of the guests up?
If they are awake by nine, I would be very surprised
because I wouldn't do it if I was them.
They didn't go to bed until, like, 1:00.
-I cannot do it. -I was going delusional.
I struggle with that sh--, you know?
I don't like it. I really don't like it.
It's like psychologically, like torture.
This is how I lose my mind. I will lose my mind.
I will get crampy. And then... the dark side, you know?
Coming up...
We got cutlery and plates coming
with the guests.
God damn it.
I said everyone do something different
The weather's clearing up.
We should be getting the sun deck ready.
Oh, yeah. I should change.
I see that you guys wearing polos.
T-shirts is off charter.
-All right, see you there. -We've got no guests up,
but everything's set up, ready to go.
So if you want to let me know what you're
doing for breakfast, then we'll just go from there.
Our usual.
Never had so many uniforms in my entire life.
So excited. I cannot hide the happiness.
I can feel the vibes.
There's something different this morning.
Like a disturbance in the force.
I don't think Tony's realize what yachting's all about.
It's a mother----er and it will get you.
Good morning. Good morning.
Can I get some wellness shots for you too?
Sure.
Checking in on the laundo.
What do we have done? Here we go.
Oh, that's disgusting.
You know, I still feel like I'm going
to go down there and steal some snacks.
Thank you.
I can go to the beach at 1:30 with Camille.
Right. I'll start getting stuff over there.
I love hot pink. I used to never wear pink
and now I'm like I buy lots of pink stuff.
-Laundry complete. -Right. Go take your break.
-Does that work? -Yeah.
So you and Tony are going to be on the beach to start.
Probably best if you're in your wet clothes.
Interior, interior, I'm ready for someone to be on standby
to take these up in one minute. Not even.
I'm going to the beach shortly and
then I'm going to swap out with Alissa.
What I need you to do is be in charge with Rachel
because I'm not going to be there to run the service.
You're going to run the whole thing.
Okay, copy that. I'd love to do a beach picnic.
I wasn't supposed to have this whole thing
-but it just happened. Okay? -It's too moist.
You can't stop.
Watch your feet, because it's still going to go up.
-Whatever. -All right.
-Looks delicious. -Start with this, and
I'll bring you some more cutlery as well.
-Perfect. Thank you. -Pleasure.
Didn't eat dinner Last night.
Camille, can I borrow you for five minutes?
Just trying to put it up real quick.
I'm on deck right now.
I just want to make that clear. You're not my boss.
That's the lazy sh-- I'm talking about.
-Here's your bacon. -Yes.
Is she my boss?
I'm on deck right now. But you're running your mouth.
You could just give me five to seven minutes.
Oh, that's gorgeous. With that light?
The lighting is just...
Two platters, but one for your halibut.
-Yes. -I've got one for your chicken.
Guys, this is too much.
I can't go back to my day to day life now.
Like, how am I supposed to live normally now?
Thanks, mate.
Let me know if you need anything.
Yeah, I will.
Put a table here because they're going
to want to eat in the shade.
Okay. So I'll bring one of the tables over here.
Yeah, so we'll just do two on each end.
-Okay. -That is great.
Can I draw a penis on there? Yeah, you can if you want.
It would be funny.
Zhuzhing it up with a cock.
He's in.
-I know. -Yes.
Finally, a time to have fun, to relax,
to actually enjoy this beautiful place.
I think we've done a marvelous job, kiddos.
-I think we did, too. -And you got it.
You made me proud. Thanks, guys. Good luck.
Hey, buddy.
Go ahead and get changed now, because the next trip is
your trip to the beach. Yeah?
Oh, let's see this deckhand abilities.
All right.
This is life.
I need to, like, refreshen up.
Can I please get a copy on the coolers?
I could have a glass of wine, but I keep feeling
we're going to leave. We're not leaving.
I don't know where the coolers are.
I never heard anything about the coolers.
They're in the lockerette by the ice machine.
Oh, no.
You cannot send the guests without those cooler.
God damn it.
Don't make a big deal about it.
This is absurd, but I think I've been a little bit too kind.
I can't just be Mr. Nice Guy.
I need to put my foot down here and stop this.
I'm going to have to be that bitch.
Was there wine in it?
Wow. I bet they're right where I said they were.
Next on Below Deck...
-Can I touch your hair? -Yeah, sure.
I've been wanting to do that for a long time.
Yeah?
No. It ain't ----ing lukewarm.
That's super ----ed up.
And I'm not going to ----ing look at that.
[crying]
My mind's there, my heart's there.
My body just won't cooperate.
Ah!
So I made a decision.