We've got Michelle and her girlfriends.
Ten years as E.R. physicians.
We ran a pod in the E.R. together.
It's so great.
It's always good to have friends at work.
I'm dressing up.
Shut up.
I do enjoy the company of the fairer sex.
Sex being the operative word.
I don't think Tony's realized what yachting is all about.
This is my punishment.
It's a mother----er and it will get you.
[bleep] me.
This morning, everything's numb.
Pain's getting worse. Not better.
That was the wrong thing to do.
...with the guests.
I don't know where the coolers are.
I never heard anything about the coolers.
Oh, no.
You cannot send the guests
-without those coolers. -God damn it.
Get that blue cooler.
Look and see if there's wine and stuff in it.
----ing rolling.
-Was there wine in it? -Yeah.
Wow. Right where I said they were.
Ladies, hold on to your hat.
God damn it.
So housekeeping is what we'll do until they get back.
Okay.
-Went on wild goose hunt... -Where was it?
-It was literally in the... -Lazaret?
Woo!
Lunch is ready, if you'd like to follow me.
We're going to bread this.
Let's go ahead and put the sauces on the table now.
-Do you want to? -No, I'm not on service.
Who's on service right now? It's you two, right?
No, I'm here to assist with the decking.
We're all on service. That's what I was going to say.
Got it.
When there's three people on the beach, we're all on service.
Sorry, baby. You can't stand around and not do sh--.
I'm so over being fake nice.
It's literally slowly poisoning my ----ing soul.
Would you like some melon?
Chef Rachel!
Okay. I don't know how to react to stuff like that.
I had a muffin today, right?
I just went for the top, wait for it, and I was like
-and I ate the rest. -You ate the rest of it?
-You know how ----ing-- -Did you eat it off the floor?
No, but now I've had a ----ing muffin.
So I won't be eating the rest of the month.
[laughing]
St. David, St. David, shore party.
-Go ahead. -I 'm ready to be tendered back
-in with a couple of items. -C opy that.
I will be honest, I don't think I would make
it without Michelle sometimes.
Aw...
-She's all right. -[laughing]
There we go.
I'm going to start clearing the table.
Just made my day, not having to clean that up.
-Can I clear your plate? -Yeah, please. Thank you.
Are you going back with you for the dessert?
Straight back with the desserts? Yeah.
-Good to go? -Yeah.
All right.
Alissa, can you throw me a bottle of water please?
I want to let you know what's happening.
Camille, even out on the beach,
the comments I'm just taking over control for myself.
This is what I'm doing.
But she's also gone off on Alissa as well already
when Alissa was trying to delegate
something to her and I walked by.
She has specific instructions throughout the day.
Yeah, we just need to figure it out.
She's not doing what's being asked of her,
because what's being asked of her is very clear.
It's not a good look that another department
has seen fault in a member of my team.
Not good.
-Okay, brilliant. -Okay.
Yes. This is...
Yes.
Oh, great.
She's not cleaned the ----ing iron.
She's really got under my skin there, that girl.
We've got a passion fruit sorbet that is melting as we speak.
The looks amazing.
Oh, my God. That's... my love language.
-Back to Hoovering. -Hoover away.
I think it sucks.
-Really? -Yeah.
Motor Yacht St. David, Alissa,
the guests are ready to go back.
Copy, Alissa, we're on our way.
All right, will you hop off?
Tenders on their way back.
Should be here in 5, 10 minutes for you guys.
Alissa, Alissa, Fraser.
I'll leave Camille to pack away.
Just get this off the bar.
This is trash.
Hi. Is that all?
-This is what's important, yeah. -Okay.
-There we go. -Amazing!
Just haven't stopped.
What's up with you?
Just tired.
Tony, why do we agree to these beach picnics?
Because it's not a democracy.
We live in a dictatorship where we have
someone who says, do it, and we have to do it.
I don't remember when was the last
time that I have a voice, you know?
Hello. Hello. Welcome back.
Thank you.
That's what I'm talking about, right?
Can you massage it?
I could literally sleep out here.
That's some romantic sh-- right there.
Interior. Interior.
Can you get into your blacks, please?
Lord help me.
We need to get the hell out of this place.
Hey, hold on.
Mr. Olender. Swing by my quarters, please.
Yeah, I will. Now.
One, two, three.
I think that was perfect.
-Get it, girl! -[bleep]
What's going on there?
Woo!
We have dinner at 8:30, but knowing these ladies,
we're going to be looking at a little bit closer to nine.
With the rock and rolling,
I'll probably use the crutches tonight.
The cane's not all that stable.
I hate to do a one and a half on the way out.
-Don't need that. -My injury, it's getting worse.
The left side of my body, I don't feel anything.
I'm probably just going to
go on black epaulets and shirts.
Like what you're wearing.
I expected a lot more progress than I'm experiencing.
And the most frustrating part about it
is I can't do a God damn thing about it.
That's hard.
-Thank you, sir. -No, thank you.
-You're welcome. -See you later.
What the [bleep] was that?
I'm in a shower, then come up to your room.
Camille, Camille, Fraser.
Hey, can I get you in laundry, please?
No problem.
Haley, Haley, Fraser.
Can you just help with the table?
Okay, cool. Thank you.
-Frase. -Yeah.
-What time is dinner? -Realistically?
We're looking around about 09:00.
-That is one dirty boat. -Yeah.
Deck crew, deck crew, I've got beach towels in here.
Where's in here?
Sorry, I thought everyone understood
that I'm always in laundry.
Oh, my ----ing...
Oh, dig.
That attitude over the radio.
Yeah, it's not good.
You guys ready?
[shouting]
Let's just go and have some showers and some food.
Perfect. Because I'm dirty.
Yeah, you are.
Ross definitely has that sweet personality.
He's funny.
It's fun to have someone you connect with.
In Miami, when it comes to dating,
you're either dealing with [bleep] boys
and just want to hook up or you're dealing with people
that have lots of money and that will [bleep] around on you.
Ross is just like super genuine and I like that.
Your room is so big. So many room for activities.
There is a lot of room for activity.
There is.
-Thank you. -Good night.
See you tomorrow.
Okay. This for your soup.
Is that going to be okay? Please say okay.
Yeah. These guests, every single day, they're saving lives.
So in order for them to feel honored,
let's dedicate each course
to all of these beautiful, amazing heroes.
I'm going to go ahead and start doing the sashimi.
[bleep] You've got a big evening.
Charter one was not so much fun.
Let's make two not like poo.
All right. Let's do this. You son of a bitch.
Oh, it's so pretty!
Rachel, I've just sat everyone at the table.
Haley and Camille, go down to cabins.
How are we doing?
It's been a struggle.
We're ready when you are.
See if I can get out there without embarrassing anyone.
Fine.
Oh, [bleep].
What time are you going to bed tonight, do you know?
I think I'm on lates again.
-What, with Alissa? -Yeah.
She drives me nuts and I'm just getting sick of it.
-Yeah. -I know you weren't there today,
but I practically ran around
with the chicken with my head cut off.
Do you feel jobs are getting muddled?
-It's getting muddled. -Yeah.
I feel like I'm that person that people
just naturally want to vent to.
All I can really say is just talk to each other but also,
like, it's kind of annoying but addictive at the same time.
Who's going to win?
If there's an issue, you need to talk about it, yeah?
Right, I'm going to talk to Fraser about it.
He will deal with it in whatever way
he will find most appropriate.
Coming up...
Take it up, take it up.
Hold it. Hold it.
You're going to lose that.
Take the God damn slack up on the bow line.
-Hold it, hold it. -You're going to lose it.
Son of a bitch!
My, my, my.
-Captain Lee! -Good evening.
Captain!
How the hell did I get this lucky?
Do you need a doctor?
The guests want me for dinner.
They're going to have to take me as I am.
I don't have to put my puppy ass on the porch.
I can run with the big dogs.
I don't know how long, but for a night? I can hang.
Thank you for joining us.
It really is my pleasure.
We are beyond honored.
The honor is mine, I assure you.
Rachel, Rachel, Fraser.
Captain Lee's seated.
We're ready for the first course whenever you are.
-Copy that, thank you. -C an I touch your...
Yeah, sure.
I've been wanting to do that for a long time.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
Yeah. It matched my expectations.
And I'm going to ask you to do that in like a couple of days.
Okay. Excellent.
That looks absolutely breathtaking.
The courses this evening are from each
lady's preference sheet showcasing...
-Cool. -Their requests.
I love that. Brilliant.
This first course is dedicated to the primary
and her love of sashimi.
Brilliant.
Good evening, ladies.
So your final evening,
we're going to make this very special.
Every course is going to be dedicated
to a specific guest member.
Is dessert gonna be you, Captain?
I think I'm shvitzing.
First is to our wonderful primary
for her love for sashimi. Enjoy.
-Thank you. -Oh my gosh.
That's amazing.
Whoa!
Oh, wow.
Mmm.
Great. I'm over this tonight.
Chef Rachel, they are blown away by the idea.
-Well done. -T hank you so much, Fraser.
Are we allowed to ask how you hurt your leg?
It's a nerve issue and will be resolved soon.
Okay, good.
We just wanted to make sure you're okay.
I am.
Deck crew, I don't know if you're aware it's raining.
Roscoe, we're on it. Thank you.
I like calling his Roscoe, I don't know why.
I know.
Fraser, Fraser. The cabins are finished.
So I'm going to go down.
-You can go down. -Thank you.
Second course, a ceviche.
Tell me who this course is for.
Samantha.
-Flashing my cooter. -My cooter.
Oops, sorry.
Next course is dedicated to the wonderful
Samantha and her love for fresh fish.
-Enjoy. -Love it.
-Thank you. -This is going to be a treat.
Ceviche.
[bleep] Dude.
How are we looking on service?
They are going wild over it.
I have not laughed as hard as I have laughed
in the last two days, in the last two years.
-Isn't it great? -And that laughter was
what I needed in my soul.
We are all in this together.
You run a ship or a yacht and we run an E.R. full of patients.
-That's stress. -It's super stressful.
-We rely on each other. -You all have that together.
Which is...
I mean, just think about how unique that is.
Oh, so unusual.
Captain, we appreciate it. We appreciate it.
As you should.
The truffle wagyu. This is going to Shauna.
Our next course wagyu beef for the wonderful Shauna.
Shauna!
Enjoy your meal.
Fabulous reception. We had tears. It was beautiful.
Okay, kids, all your whites are ready for tomorrow.
The lobster and mango.
This one is dedicated to Tola.
This dish is a Caribbean lobster in
a mango sauce for our wonderful Tola.
Aw...
Thank you.
This was amazing. I mean, it was everything.
It just really makes me choke up.
It's so difficult what you do, and just to be able
to get you away from all of that and have you really just
cut loose and have some fun.
If you make me cry, I'll never forgive you.
-Cheers to that. -Cheers.
Cheers.
I find it inspiring to be around these people.
I mean, how many people can ever
say they've saved somebody's life?
And these guys do it every day. I love them.
I wore my old ass out.
Thank you, sir.
What do you think about lates?
No different.
Even with docking tomorrow morning?
I'll probably be up 'til like two
and I have to be on deck at 7:20.
-Yeah. -I'm just saying...
I just want to be rested for it because
it's like... but it's okay.
Sure. You can go down now.
Okay.
I understand she has a tricky role and
I just am upset and disappointed
that she couldn't see the bigger picture.
That is not how a team supports one another.
Jesus Christ. I'm cutting off my ----ing circulation.
-Sorry, mate. -Sorry.
So just so you are aware of what's going on,
Camille demanded to go down because she says she needs
as much sleep as possible for tomorrow.
What is it, maybe ten minute dockings?
Yeah.
Why do I do this?
Going forward, would you like a full time fifth deckie?
No. The usage of her on the first charter was about right.
Floaters, they'll often use it to their advantage.
I think it's a very, very comfortable life.
I'm really at my wit's end.
Coming up...
Just talked to Katie, and she likes Ross.
My, my, my.
He was like, that bitch has a whip.
Ooh...
Ooh!
Oh, yes.
Babe, that bootie is delic.
Oh, no, that wasn't good. Yucky.
I asked Fraser like what he thought
about me going down because I had to be up on deck at seven.
-Yeah. -He seemed like annoyed with me.
But he has Alissa now.
-Bye, Angel. -Good night. Good night.
To old friends, to new friends.
To forever friends.
[cheering]
We are queens.
Oh, what a shock.
Night, loser. Go to bed.
Loser. All right, loser.
Catch ya.
Oh...
We keep shamming and shamming.
Oh, God.
-Morning. -Good morning.
-Good morning, Darling. -Good morning, my gorgeous girl.
There we go.
There's no time for setting anything up.
Just got to be ready to go from here.
I'm nervous to let Katie
throw a heaving line from the bow.
I'd recommend that you throw the first line.
I'll stay on the bow, yeah.
Moving on to training those two
is that got to give them that pressure
-at some point, too. -Yeah, to step up.
I went to bed three hours ago.
Why did you go to bed so late?
Because Camille sort of demanded to go down.
I think just going ahead like this is
something that I need to deal with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop being a little bitch.
So let's all have a chat.
We're going to be doing anchoring.
Ben is going to pick it up.
Tony, when we do the anchoring yet, do you want to do braking?
-No problem. -So that's that.
Good morning. How are you?
-Hello, babes. -Babes.
What's going on? Give me something to do.
We have nothing to do.
Everything's good.
Oh, my God. I love being on deck.
Did you have a long day yesterday?
No, no.
Fraser, Fraser, Rachel.
The special's a lobster benedict.
Nail this docking today.
What are you going to do?
You're just going to do a little bop, bop, beep, beep?
Boo boo bop bop.
-Hello. -Hi.
Is there anything I can get you?
New left leg. I can use one of those.
-I'll let you borrow mine. -You're so good to me.
One of my biggest problems right now is I'm not able to observe.
I don't know who's doing what.
It's my job.
Pain is getting worse, not better.
I owe it to my crew to do right by them.
They expect that out of me.
It's there because you're dragging it around behind you.
Aw...
There comes a point, if a captain
is really being objective,
he should be putting the best interests of his crew first,
because that's your primary responsibility.
As soon as you step on board,
check your ----ing ego at the dock.
That's where you leave it.
This has probably been one of the most humbling
experiences of my life.
The special is the lobster Benedict.
Can I take any orders?
-Yeah, we'll have it. -That sounds amazing.
Anything from her.
Captain, Captain, Ross. Decks are set.
-And we're ready to go. -Copy that.
We've got seven lobster Benedicts.
All right.
Cap, Cap, Ben, you ready to start hauling?
-Roger that. -C opy.
Ready, Tony?
Would you like to come around
and put this on the platter here?
Water at the anchor.
We're out of here. Everybody prepare for docking.
All right? All good. Nice work, Ben.
-Thank you, Tony. -Thanks, Katie.
Thanks, Katie, for looking good.
Beautiful.
Michelle's like, I like that for sure.
Nice and tidy. I love it.
Yeah. Got to keep on it.
Yeah. That's the best way of dealing with it.
[glass cracks]
That's not.
We're not too far out.
I'm going to head to the wing station.
Deck team, lower bow fenders, please.
Let me know when to just stop it, Ben.
Okay, go, Camille.
Hard for me to see with you ladies.
Yes, sir.
That was not good.
-Bow fenders are set. -N o, they're not.
Oh, just kidding.
Can you get the aft one lower, please?
The aft fender needs to come lower.
-Aft? -Yeah.
Like the big one?
God damn it.
Want to start getting that line off there and ready to go?
Yes.
[yawns] I'm hungry.
-Is that ready? -Yep.
Thank you guys.
All right. This is going to be tough.
Going to need three or four wraps on there, okay?
Okay.
Oh, wow.
-I'm going all in on this. -Yes.
-Windier than it was last time. -Very.
Point of no return.
The bow is the lightest part of the boat.
Stern is clear to swing.
The wind has a tendency to catch the bow
and blow it off the dock.
He's going to get blown off here.
He's going to come around hard.
It's extremely important when they make
their throw with their heaving lines,
get the line hauled in as quick as they can.
If you don't have your A game,
don't even show up to the ballpark.
Yeah, when you're ready, Ben, let her rip.
First line ashore, cap.
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
-Pull it in, y'all. -Secure that stern line.
I'm going to try and get the bow in.
-[bleep] -Wrong line.
It's on the wrong ----ing kleat.
-This line. -Yours is?
Yours.
This is a sh-- sandwich.
What's a sh-- sandwich?
Where you get sandwiched with sh--.
We're going to lose this one quickly.
It's on the wrong cleat.
Can it go to number five, please?
Katie, can you slacken that for me?
-Yes. -Tight, tight.
Watching your fenders, Camille.
-Yeah. Keep going. -All right, start to come in.
Take it up, take it up, take it up.
Come up on yours.
Take it up, take it up.
Let's go. Hustle,
Get the God damn slack up on the bowline, please.
Oh, my God, dude.
Put me up there, Coach.
How's that cap?
I can live with it.
-Lock it in. -Copy. Locking in.
We made it. We're here.
Cheers.
You're going to lose it.
-Hold it. Hold it. -You're going to lose that.
Come on, y'all.
-Hold it. Hold it. -You're going to lose it.
Ow, [bleep]
Son of a bitch.
He was like, that bitch has a whip.
What is the God damn problem?
-Hold it, hold it. -Ow, [bleep].
[bleep]
That first line is critical.
The only thing that would cause it to pop off
is if it wasn't put on properly in the first place.
Why did we lose what we had on the bowline again?
I can only get it there and hold it there
so long before the wind is going to win out.
Okay. Do you need to come quick?
Up, up, up.
-Camille. -Yes, sir.
Would you mind going up forward, please?
-Yes. -Thank you.
Lock it in quick and hard.
Get it right.
All the slack out of it and lock it in right now.
Pull up, pull up, pull up.
Yeah, Tony, come on.
Keep coming. Pull up.
Is it locked in?
Let's go, let's go.
-Yeah, cap. -Copy that.
It wasn't real pretty, but it sure as hell was effective.
I'm going back.
Jesus Christ.
Everyone has your stuff. You got a roadie. Let's do it.
Deck crew, can we get switched into our whites?
Oh, dear.
Did you get it from there?
No, man.
Please. If you don't mind.
Oh, I smell amazing now.
Is this bromance? I think it is.
[knocking]
Come in. Ross, how are you?
Busy day.
-This good? -Indeed.
-How are you doing? -I'm doing okay.
Okay, good.
I'm applying some heat to the designated area.
Yeah.
I can tell he's in a lot of pain.
But I got a lot of respect for Captain.
If he tells me he's good to go, I believe that.
And until he tells me he's not,
then we just get on with the job.
I keep waiting for a break somewhere and it just...
-it just hasn't happened yet. -Yeah.
Don't leave me. I got to hurry up.
All crew assemble on the aft deck.
There she is.
Bye, thank you so much.
Thank you for coming.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you, Chef Rachel.
I can't...
This was the trip of a lifetime.
After the two years that we have had, I honestly...
Aw...
It was everything.
The pleasure's ours.
Absolutely. We can't thank you enough.
It was like the best, best service.
There was not one negative thing this entire time.
-Not one. -Well, you earned it.
Thank you. I love you all.
Can I offer a tip?
-Absolutely. -In pink.
All right.
You got to drop that low, Cap.
Hey!
-Bye. -Bye.
All right, that was a great charter.
Wish we could keep them, but we can't,
so get your asses to work. Thanks, guys.
-Thank you. -Thanks, cap.
Getting out of these whites,
turning it into a blue situation?
-Yes. -Oh, my God. I'm stuck.
[bleep] me.
Let's get this party started.
I know I'm fun to watch from back there,
but don't get too excited, all right?
Let's get some covers on.
-Top to bottom, -Okay?
-This pot is me. -It is, isn't it?
Completely empty, totally useless.
I think I'm smart, and then it comes to snapping
these effing things and I feel like a dumbass.
People are smart in different ways.
Phew.
Attention all crew, I need everyone's presence
in the sky lounge. Two minutes.
Should I carry you up the stairs?
No, you need all that energy.
-For what? -Tonight?
That'd be cute.
Of course I flirt with Ross.
I just like getting to know my co-workers.
As he hobbles out.
With his charter, I see progress being made,
and I appreciate that.
So 23 large.
-Yay! -Yes!
$1,769 each,
and you certainly have earned it.
100%, we deserve this tip. We're working our asses off.
Oh, look, there's enough sweaty rash. Where's it now?
[laughing]
Oh, God.
Because I'm not getting around like I should,
is anybody noticing anything they'd like to bring up?
Because I'm all ears.
Personally, I'm trying to figure out
my deck-stew position.
-Okay. -I go everywhere.
That's not going to change much.
Right, well, yeah.
How that's communicated to you needs to improve.
I definitely think we'll have a chat, us three.
So bust your ass till 5:30.
Relax, have a little fun, and enjoy yourselves.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Thank you, Captain.
Camille and Ross, can we meet now?
Yes.
If I thought I was angry before,
now I really know what anger feels like.
Okay, so can we please all chat first
before we involve Captain?
Yeah, I'm sorry for that.
I really didn't mean for it to be...
It's fine, it's fine. Ross and I want nothing more
than for the season to be successful for everyone.
I've always done it all on any boat I've ever been on.
There are two bosses. That's the difference.
If you're unsure any point about
whether you're meant to be there or something,
like, say to me, hey, do you still need me now?
Or can I go inside or whatever?
Yeah, I feel really good about that.
Just the communication thing.
Communication is always the key in the end, isn't it?
Yeah.
Having Camille on deck is like having an attractive Labrador.
Great for morale.
Not particularly useful to me.
That was great, though.
I really appreciate us coming to all that sh--.
Yes.
Bye, ladies. Thank you for the tip.
His name is Ben. He's a womanizer.
Oh, my good God.
[belches] Ugh.
That all washed and rinse.
Yes.
Hey, Cap. Captain Lee here.
I seem to have found myself in a wee bit of a bind.
Interior...
-We're done for the night. -All right, let's go.
Captain, would it be okay to come and see you at some point?
Absolutely. Come on up to the bridge.
This is looking good.
All right, I think we're good.
So what little piece of sh-- sandwich
do you have for me today, Ross?
-It's something good. -Oh.
Ben, he's had a bit of experience
on a few other larger yachts,
and it might make sense to give him a bit more of a title.
Uh-huh.
I don't know how you feel about that.
If you'd like to make him lead deckhand,
I don't have an issue with it.
That's good. I shall do that.
-Hi, babe. -Babe.
Where's my ----ing shoes?
Everyone looking so, like, fancy.
I show up with my boy shirts, like, yo!
I'm literally getting so ----ed up tonight,
it's not even going to be funny.
Well, it's going to be pretty funny, but...
-A dewy look. -I think it's sweat.
Stepping out on the town.
Where is Ross?
Ross should be here.
[shouting]
Stop.
[chattering]
Do you know what, Fraser?
Do you mind not slapping my sunglasses
out of my hand, next time, please?
Oh, this is so great!
This is so cool!
Let's go.
Thanks, driver.
This is so beautiful!
This is pretty cool.
Here we go.
Are you going to the bar?
-Yeah. -Going to the bar?
What are you gonna have?
-I don't know. -Espresso martini.
Just asking Katie is she likes Ross.
Like, like like him?
Ooh, got two on one.
A situation like this, whoever he vibes with...
is the answer.
And I'm going to have the lobster, please.
Angus chargrilled rib eye.
[chatters]
Give me your kitchen special.
Can you borrow me a cigarette?
Peace out, girl scout.
-Had a fun charter, ho. -You and I had a ----ing blast.
Just ----ing laughed the whole time.
-I love that. -How nice is this?
I don't like how we're getting Alissa into smoking.
What are you looking for over there?
What do you think about that?
I mean, he's a nice guy, yeah.
But I'm not gonna like be awkward about it.
I'm not that forceful. If it happens, it happens.
She is.
My nipples just got hard.
Coming up...
It's been hard.
And I've let you guys down and for that I apologize.
What is the God damn problem?
-Oh, wow. Thank you very much. -Thank you so much.
Look at you there with your lobster, Lord Fraser.
I've just got peasant fish.
Bon apetit.
-What's that, fish? -Yeah.
-Can I try a little bit? -Yeah.
-I think you have to feed me. -I'm not f-ing feeding you.
Fraser?
Yeah, we're just going to have a little chat.
Thank you.
I'm definitely feeling a little bit tingly
in certain areas,
but I'm just horny, really.
So, yeah, I like him like that.
Okay. So they're literally shagging behind us.
I just realized that come 08:00,
-radio calls start coming. -Oh, God.
Imagine if you're not up and Captain calls us
for a coffee and we're like in bed.
I don't think he's going to call us before eight.
You know, he's not in tip-top condition.
You know, I worry. I don't know if he's going to make
to the end of the season.
-He's a strong man. -I know he is mentally,
but that can only really keep him in one place
and that's his cabin and the bridge
and he needs to be everywhere.
-I do worry. -Are we going?
I'm ready for the club. We're shaking our ass.
-Let's go. -Oh, my God.
I'm gonna be rotten tomorrow morning.
Ben, we're going to [bleep] it up in the back.
Guys, I'm so happy it's just you here because there
is so much love going on in that.
Oh, my God. Make out with me right now.
I picked the wrong ----ing car.
Thanks a lot.
-Oh, we're here. -Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
-There we go. -Come on, honeys.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sh--!
I've done a bit of dancing before back home.
I used to go twice a week to dance classes.
I've always wanted to be in
Thunder Down Under from Australia.
I don't know why.
I think I just love to bust a move
and it's just ----ing fun, man.
Yeah!
Yes, brother!
Whoa!
Hanging out.
Alissa, she's going to do what she wants to do
and she doesn't really care who gets in her way and
I like him, but I can't be like,
oh, yeah, he's mine, just because he kissed me.
Don't ----ing touch him because he isn't mine.
But like, it's a respect thing.
Let's go. It's time to go.
Come on, Ben.
Are you going to be my Prince charming?
Oi, oi oi.
I'm in the back. I'm in the back.
We're with Rachel.
You got to go in that one, buddy, sorry.
That's the shagmobile.
Don't touch me with your damn feet, man.
Eww...
-When we get back to the boat... -Jacuzzi.
Oh my God, my vagina's fallen off.
[chattering]
Ooh, [bleep].
There's some steps.
Hang on, I'm stuck!
What are we changing into?
So you and him are full on? No.
I feel like you found him attractive before I did.
You know what I mean? But I want you to know
that he did say, I am not like
-anything with anybody. -Shh...
That'd be cute.
-Hey. -Whoa. I'm changing.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, my bra's, like... open.
I haven't even seen these cabins.
Very small.
Good night, bro.
I would not waste opportunity to sleep.
Warm.
Fraser, I don't want to see your special bits.
I'm going to go to the corner.
I don't want to see anything. I'll never be the same again.
Woo!
I'm so afraid to turn around, but also
I'm afraid to back up at the same time.
Is it safe?
No sex here.
Katie...
Ross!
Why?
Zero.
Right, I'm going to bed.
This is ridiculous.
Bed, bed, bed, bed, bed for me.
Doing my job, for God's sake.
What are you doing?
I brought everything down.
What? I said he can get himself a beer.
No, someone was just kissing Alissa.
Oh.
-Oh, wow. Thank you very much. -Thank you so much.
...you naughty lovebug.
What? I said he can get himself a beer.
look, I am a free agent.
I can kiss who I want, blady-blah.
-Ben? -Yeah?
The sooner Katie knows you're interested, the better.
No, seriously, that's super ----ed up
and I'm not going to ----ing roll with that.
Don't ----ing play like you're going to flirt with me
and then go out and flirt with
somebody else right in front of me.
It makes me look dumb.
If you want to act like that, then [bleep] you.
Goodnight.
[sobbing]
All right, I'm going to go to bed.
Okay.
You were a minute.
She got upset because she's got too many feelings.
-Hello. -Hi.
Can I join this situation?
-Cheers. -You're on my sh---list.
Ross, I didn't know you were such a ----ing player.
Look at him. He's just ----ing smiling.
That's all, get out of here.
I don't like what your vibe is towards my gal pal.
You guys don't even ----ing know me.
-On that note... -Goodbye.
Bye.
I'll see you tomorrow in the morning.
If I had to explain what Ross is,
I would look up all the synonyms for manhore.
Whoremonger, manho, playboy, cad, [bleep] boy.
Himbo.
It's like a bimbo, but for a him.
He's a himbo. I just want Ben right now.
I'm going to get really ----ed up before I do that.
Oh my gosh.
[alarm blares]
Morning my baby love.
Why did we get that ----ed up last night?
-I feel great. -Oh.
Oh my God.
Right?
I was thinking to myself,
this is the longest that I haven't
had sex in I don't remember when.
-That's a lie. -I'm not joking.
It has to be a lie.
Do you want to know something funny?
-What? -I've not had sex, right.
In about two years?
-and I can't [bleep] anyone? -Yeah.
And also, I have such high standards.
Two years ago, I was part of a polyamorous group in Bali.
We have massive Villa parties, just partying, and someone goes,
"Hey, you want to [bleep] and you go [bleep],
you come back to the party.
Someone else goes, you want to [bleep], you go [bleep].
Somewhere around there.
I'm not a big fan of dry spells, so it's a very real problem.
However, there are solutions and I'll probably use them.
Interesting you know? And concerning.
But equally, this information wasn't welcome or needed.
But I guess I see more of who he is
and where his drive lies.
And it ain't here.
That's really bad.
All right, good luck in life.
-I'm feeling good. -Good.
I danced it all out, I think.
[laughing]
Oh my God.
Attention all crew,
I need everyone in the Sky Lounge in ten.
-Galley copies. -Copy from Fraser.
Coming up, Katie?
-Yeah. -I love my ass hanging out.
Finally.
I know you all heard me coming, right?
As you guys know, I've been struggling with my mobility.
And...
It's been hard, and I've let you guys down.
For that, I apologize.
So I've made a decision...
To leave the boat.
-What? -Oh, captain.
No...