Previously on "Below Deck"...
Who's on service right now?
It's you two, right?
No, I'm here to assist with the deck.
We're all on service, technically.
We're all on service, that's what I was going to say.
Got it.
We're all on service.
You can't stand around. and not do sh--.
Just asking Katie if she likes Ross.
That's ----ed up.
See if I can get out there without embarrassing anyone.
That's fine.
The left side of my body, I don't feel anything.
Oh, [bleep].
I expected a lot more progress than I'm experiencing.
As you guys know, I've been struggling.
So I've made a decision.
As you guys know, I've been struggling with my mobility.
So I made a decision to leave the boat.
-What? -Oh, cap.
My mind's there. My heart's there.
My body just won't cooperate.
I've never quit.
And this time, I have to.
I finally gave myself a plane ticket home.
But it's round trip.
I'm going to go back to the States,
get this straightened out, and as soon as I do,
I'll be on the first plane back here and
tell whoever's on board to get the [bleep] off my boat.
[chuckling]
So I apologize.
I probably overstayed longer than I should have,
but...
I'm pretty ----ing stubborn.
If anybody hadn't noticed that.
It's the right decision because I am no longer an asset.
I am a liability right now for the crew.
I'm going to hold them back.
And that hurts That cuts me right to my core.
It's brutal.
I'll be leaving today.
The relief captain will be here this afternoon.
So thank you for putting up with me and...
Y'all got work to do.
Let's get after it. Okay?
I'm big on always doing the right thing,
no matter how difficult it is.
That's what I preach to the crew.
If I'm not going to do it myself,
I don't have any right to say that to somebody else.
So I have to.
Nah, I'm going to get packed in a few minutes.
-Okay. -All right, honey.
Okay, I love you.
Come here.
[sobbing]
You've got to make this season for him, okay?
I love Captain Lee and I feel really sad
that he's not going to be here.
All we're doing is going to be for him, okay?
Okay.
He's suffering far more than we are, okay?
He needs to go home, and he needs to get better.
We need to make sure that we still
perform as if Captain Lee's here
and make him proud, because that's what he deserves.
Everything we do, we just got to think about
doing it for captain.
I love you.
I think you're missing something.
-My ----ing radio again? -Nope.
Where is that ----ing thing?
-You know who's got it? -[bleep]
[laughing]
No!
That is not how I'm going to leave you in this vessel.
That is not your last memory of me.
Do you understand me, Captain?
I do understand you, sir.
Captain, you've been...
more than you can know
hugely helpful to all of us.
We're going to do everything we can this season for you.
I appreciate that. Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
Right. Well, this is going to be exciting, isn't it?
New captain.
That could be a disaster, too, because when I looked at Ross
the first time, I was like, Oh, God.
-And then it just... -We're screwed.
Devolved and developed into a burning in your body.
I hope the new captain's as sexy as Captain Lee.
It's not possible.
Interior. Interior. Fraser.
Can we all meet in the main saloon, please?
Copy, we're headed up now.
Deck team, start the process.
Are you the new captain?
-Hi, ladies. -Hello.
Just because Captain is going for a brief moment,
he's going to be back.
It's okay.
Like, everything you do. I want you to think of him.
Every little ----ing fight you have between each of you,
any ----ing thing you say to each other,
think about really how important that is.
Let's put our hands in together.
Sweaty, dirty hands.
Feel that disgustingness?
Because that's the hard work we're going to put
through in this season. Yeah?
Now [bleep] off and get this boat
back up to where it needs to be.
What's going on?
How are you?
I'm well.
What are you doing with Ross, the Troublemaker?
Obviously, you saw us in the hot tub.
He tried to kiss me multiple times.
Did you kiss last night, you guys?
Oh, yeah.
But like, Katie obviously is into him.
Eww.
What do you mean, eww? That's ----ing sick.
No, I talking about for Ben to go and, kiss me.
And you wonder why she walked off upset?
How are you?
Firing on all cylinders?
You just wanna make sure that thing doesn't kill me.
-I know you might. -Just kidding.
Just kidding. Just kidding.
I was upset last night, but it is what it is.
What, are you going to ruin the rest of your trip
because, you know, two people drunkenly made out?
Ross said his connection was with me.
And so I'm not worried.
I really don't care.
-Will you hold this? -Is that my punishment?
No, you're still on my sh---list.
I don't know who these are. They were in my clothes, so...
Do you want me to show you how to...
No!
Like how to fold them properly?
-Don't throw them away. -I know how to fold.
I've been in here the whole time.
You can't throw people's stuff away, babe.
Yes, I can.
Literally, what an idiot.
This is stressing me out. I need a shower.
It that how that's supposed to go?
Oh!
Hey-oh.
Walk-a-tah!
Camille is an issue I see her not doing sh--.
I literally have been ignoring it
and she has one more charter for me to ignore
before I turn around and ----ing punch her in the ----ing face
because I'm getting upset.
We are.
No, thanks. We're kind of upset.
Talk to me about it.
No, thanks. Not right now.
Maybe later.
It's not up to you. Maybe after...
I'm literally doing everything I can to do it right.
She came out of the laundry room
and told me how to do the laundry.
Everybody's literally is like she's so lazy.
Like, can she please pick up the pace?
I'm lazy? I need to pick up the pace.
-I'm lazy. -Yeah, if we're being honest.
Bro, what?
Can we just talk about it--
I'm going as fast as I can.
We need somebody faster.
Okay, then you ----ing do it.
If you could do my job.
I can do your job and better.
Guys, please don't.
If I was classless like yourself, I would be--
You're the one screaming talking about class
you with your pussy out all night.
She's off her ----ing rockers, bra.
And it sucks cause he's a good captain.
I would love him to be out on deck,
but having the freedom to have space to breathe
is also very useful for us.
Whoever comes on as the next captain
has got big boots to fill.
There are good captains and there are not so good captains.
It's a lottery out there.
Who knows what the next captain will bring?
Yeah, no kidding.
Relieved of duty.
Wow.
Hi.
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Wow.
Hi.
How you doing, Captain?
-Sorry. -Thanks for coming.
I appreciate you coming on a such notice,
and I'll do my best to get back as quickly as I can.
-And relieve you. -Yeah.
Captain Sandy really did me a solid by stepping in.
She inherits somebody else's crew, and it's not easy.
Your crew is very competent.
I don't anticipate you're going to have any issues at all.
-I'm really sorry. -It happens.
Let's go ahead and make the sign off in there.
And there.
Captain Lee and I go way back.
So when I heard about Captain Lee's situation,
I felt terrible.
Who wants to leave because you can't physically do it?
My hope is that Captain Lee feels supported.
I'm here to take care of his boat
and his crew until he comes back.
It'll be here when you get back. So go get better.
Thank you.
Deck crew, deck crew.
Could I get some assistance with my luggage?
-Let's all go. -Copy that.
On the way.
All crew, can we go to the aft deck?
-Thanks, guys. -That's okay.
Any time, cap.
Anyone know where Camille's gone?
Don't ya'll have something better to do
than hang out here on the aft deck?
No.
-Thanks, everybody. -Thank you.
Hold it together till I get back.
-Right? -Yeah.
Make me proud of you. I already am.
-I'll see everybody later. -Thank you.
Feel better soon.
I can't tell you how hard it is.
That's just like an emptiness that I've never known.
I will put in the work.
I will deal with the pain.
I am going to come back
and finish what I started
Come back.
-Bye. -Thank you, everyone.
Let's go.
-Bye, Captain. -Bye.
-See you soon. -See you soon.
As captain would say, back to work now, guys.
All right.
-Hey, babe. -Hi.
You just missed captain.
Yeah. I was busy be ----ed with.
What do you mean?
-Just getting ----ed with. -What do you mean?
By Alissa. I'm lazy.
And all three of you guys have noticed.
-When has this happened? -Just now.
Well, we can talk about that after.
-Come here. -Okay.
I feel like the more sleep I get, the more tired I am.
Nothing to do with the prosecco from last night?
No, actually, I feel amazing.
All crew, all crew.
This is your temporary captain.
Can you meet me in the sky lounge in five minutes?
Galley copies.
All right, cap.
Really, really good. Really, really good.
Here it is.
Is anybody else nervous?
-Yes. -Yeah.
-Hi. -Hello, Captain.
-All smiles. -Welcome.
So, I'm Captain Sandy.
It's never easy like, taken over for another captain.
Hopefully he gets better
and he comes back and takes over his boat
and you guys.
-Yeah. -Well, when a new captain
steps on, things change, right?
So I run a boat how I run a boat.
My experience on yachts, dates back many, many years ago.
I started on small boats.
I went to engineering school, captain school.
I started in the Caribbean and then I went off to the Med.
We're not going there.
Is she getting in there?
We have one meter on our port.
Hey, Captain, that was cool, man.
What an absolute boss.
I've seen storms, fires.
Pirates were on their way and a warship rescued us.
Fights, meltdowns.
I understand how hard the job can be.
End of the day, I'm here because I love what I do.
Let's show Captain Lee
that we're going to be our best selves
until he gets back.
All right, after this if you, we can meet in the bridge.
Brilliant. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
-Hi, I'm Ross. -Nice to meet you.
I heard you're, like, incredible.
Oh, let's not start from there.
Yeah, like you have great experience,
and I'm going to be able to rest knowing you have experience
Anyway, so you're going to decide who's on
anchor watch from 12 to 8.
That way they learn.
I want them to learn
and feel the responsibility and what it's like.
And one day they will be in command on a bridge.
When Captain Lee was here, the engineers were
nicely stepping in and doing the anchor watches for us.
Just make sure everybody gets their proper rest.
It's not the best news I want to hear,
but I respect the captain.
We'll do what we can and we'll make it work.
-Thank you very much. -Yeah, it's a pleasure.
Get to it.
-Hi. -Hi, Captain.
-How are you? -Good.
I want to see the crew area.
-Just so I can... -You want to see the crew area?
Here, I'll take you down.
This is my first tour of this boat.
There's a stew refrigerator and a pantry
also behind you.
Working with Captain Lee,
there's a peace of mind knowing that we already have
this well-oiled machine with our relationship together.
Drinks, laundry.
Now we have a different dynamic coming in.
We're going to have to get together to figure out
how we're actually going to be cohesive together on the boat.
-And then the crew kitchen -This is really nice.
This is like someone's living room.
Yeah.
-[crash] -Sh--.
My God.
[bleep] it.
So we want all those flatbeds to come up.
-Yeah. -All that.
Not leaving any fun for me.
I just wanted to bring you all together and say, you know,
thank you very much for all the hard work you're putting in.
And so I would like to award Ben.
-Hey! -The Golden deck brush.
-Yay! -[laughing]
If you would like to kneel down, please.
And with this golden deck brush,
the title of lead deckhand.
Yay!
Yeah, Benjamin!
-There you go. -Nice.
I'm excited to be a lead deckhand.
I suppose I like being in charge, being a leader.
I've done a lot team sports growing up.
I was a swimmer for ten years.
Competitive swimming so being a leader is like just
in blood, I'm pretty sure.
Captain wants us to now cover anchor watches,
but we are going to get two hour breaks
in the middle of the day.
Shower time.
Thank you very much, guys.
-Woo! -Yeah.
-Nice. -All right.
Ross, Fraser, Rachel.
Meet me in the crew mess for preference sheet meeting.
-Copy that. -Copy.
Hello?
Wow. I have to learn my way around this thing.
I don't know if you guys are into tennis or golf,
but Gigi Fernandez is a two time Olympic gold medalist
who is in the International Tennis Hall of Fame
and has won 17 Grand Slam titles.
I think it's pretty cool we have a gold medalist on board.
Yeah. This is gonna be cool.
Gigi being a two time gold medal winning champion
is fascinating.
There's so much drive, so much effort.
I have such respect for that.
She will also be joined by her wife, Jane Geddes,
a former professional golfer who has won
the women's U.S. Open dinner.
Dinner for night one is a full celebration of
the primary's birthday.
Dinner decor should all have a consistent Puerto Rican theme.
Guests request an excursion on land
for an afternoon of tennis and tequila.
This is going to be really, really fun.
So this is map of the island.
So the first night we're going right here
to anchor off the Pitons.
Last time I was in the Caribbean was 2014.
It's so great to be back.
I love Saint Lucia.
-Oh, brilliant. -Wouldn't that be great?
The Pitons are magnificent.
The fact that you can anchor right off of them
and you look up and they're massive.
It's feels like Jurassic Park.
I'm sad about Captain Lee, but I'm really happy.
You guys seem really into this.
Thank you.
-Thank you. -And thanks for coming.
I'm done. I'm ----ing done.
-Hey, Fraser. -Yeah?
This was in the trash upstairs, just like that.
It was Camille doing that earlier.
-It's going to continue -Yeah, I know.
My biggest issue with Camille
is that the work ethic is lacking enormously.
-Who put that there? -Camille?
We might actually have to get you to move,
because I think I'm going to try to tidy this.
Do you see this space where more bottles can go?
Maybe you could grab it.
It's not working.
I'm going to sort this out.
I don't have a plan, to be honest with you,
but I'm going to hope that it just comes to me soon.
It will.
Coming up...
You know what's hilarious, you guys?
That I'm drinking again,
I'm going to sit my ass here and drink liquor.
Wow.
Loving the shades.
It's really bright in here.
Does that just feel nice?
I need my sleeps.
Yeah. I'm close to passing out.
-Well, good night. -Good night.
I love you, sexy woman.
Hey, you know what's hilarious, you guys?
That I'm drinking again.
Good night, y'all.
Okay. Bye.
I'm going to sit my ass here and drink liquor.
Water before bed.
Cool.
-Hola. -Hola.
I need a lighter.
Mother----ing yeah, first drawer.
Oh my God. It just couldn't be any more gorgeous out here.
And I can't, like...
You've got some ----ing desire to help the team
as opposed to constantly feel you need rest.
Right.
It's a beautiful day.
If I were a first officer on this boat,
where would I keep a... Oh, right here.
Copy that. We're on our way.
Got to drive this big boat off the dock
Hopefully we're not running aground.
So we've got a charter today.
Who can remember stuff that we need to do?
Got the cushion covers.
Hopefully by 8:00, we're going to have cabin beds done.
-Let's go for it. -All right. Let's get to it.
Nice guys. Let's go.
I probably saved 50 quotes last night.
I like to read things that, like, in the morning.
That inspire you to be successful.
Yeah.
Where are you going now?
I don't know.
You guys lock all the closets so they don't flop open, right?
Yes.
Because some of them are unlocked.
Pardon?
-Just check. -All right sure.
I'll do that.
-There she is. -Hey.
You can get back to chamoising now, I think.
Okay.
That was rude.
I'll just be down here all day if you need me.
-Oh, yeah. -Just call me.
When we come off the dock...
Drop that one. Drop these.
-That's last. -Okay.
Rachel, Fraser.
Fraser, we have provisions on the dock.
Copy, on my way.
Let's just set all of this down to the walk in fridge.
-Ugh. -I know.
Wha!
Yum, yum, yum.
Hey, go down.
-Thank you. -Oh, my. God.
I'm going to go down, get into my whites.
-Yeah. - And if you could do the same,
-when you're ready. -That's fine.
Oh, God. I need to do something about that.
Do you want us to go to take off covers now?
Yeah. Let's start taking covers off.
Alissa, if I can get you on the welcome towels.
That's not right, is it?
All crew, all crew let's meet in the main deck.
Is it raining or is it my imagination?
Camille, do you want to go at the end with them?
It's gorgeous.
-Hello. -Oh, hi.
-Welcome. -Nice to meet you.
-Tony. -Tony.
-So where are you from? -Costa Rica.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
-Thanks. -So welcome aboard.
Before we get going, Fraser is going to show you around
and then we'll load your luggage and we're going to take off.
-Awesome. -Awesome.
Okay, shall we?
All right, let's make our way upstairs.
Yay.
Bridge deck aft.
We've got three dining opportunities,
or at least tables to serve at.
Okay, I'm on deck now.
No one's told me that, but I'm taking
the highly initiative to do so.
This is our sun deck.
-Wow. -The Jacuzzi is
one of the largest Jacuzzis I've worked with on a superyacht.
Ross, coming out for deck.
On the fenders would be perfect.
Thank you very much. Yeah.
Do you mind flaking the lines out?
-Yeah. -This is the master.
The master?
We are yachties!
We should take turns sleeping here.
It's crazy.
We can start freeing up the lines.
-Katie, go ahead. -Yep.
First time ever driving this boat, 27 knots of wind.
I got to take it off the dock
with the gold medal winner and the golf champion.
Pressure!
Tony pull, pull, pull.
Captain, foredeck, that is all three lines on board.
Starboard corner, 25 feet off the dock, holding.
Captain, Captain Bow, 60 feet off the dock,
and opening, all clear ahead.
-Thank you. -You're welcome.
Clear to swing clear to swing.
Stern will clear the dock.
That's some wind!
So make sure I look skinny.
Take off like 15 pounds.
Port side clearance 15 feet, holding.
So beautiful.
Okay, Captain, we're clear of all obstructions.
Clear of all obstructions.
Nice work, everyone.
Thanks, Cap, made it look like a walk in the park.
I was going to ask you if that was stressful.
Like playing center court, Wimbledon
or something like that.
Yeah, it was stressful.
It is so motivating to have a girl captain
that can run a frickin' 60 meter boat.
[bleep] yeah, that is so awesome.
Hey, watch your head because you're tall
and you're right in front of her.
All right, so I got crab,
and I've got the beautiful branzino.
I say we do, like a Mediterranean lunch?
Yeah.
Yeah. It's very easy for me to cook.
-Wow. -It's beautiful.
-What are we looking at? -The Pitons.
The Pitons. These two.
Stand up and look at real quick.
That's so cool.
Oh, isn't this right gorgeous?
Absolutely beautiful.
Captain, Captain, foredeck report.
Anchor ready to drop.
We're going to go to two shackles in the water.
Copy, Cap, letting go now.
Thank you guys for joining.
You guys are it.
Cap, foredeck. That is anchor chain up.
Stay 11:00.
Camille, we are good on deck.
Thank you very much for your help.
You're welcome.
Hi, ladies. How are we doing on drinks?
-A little thirsty. -Okay. I'm here to solve that.
Don't look, I'm nude.
-Man. -Yeah.
I don't really need to see that, you know.
I came here thinking that it was apparent
that I was a deck stew and that there was a role for me.
Normally, I'm used to it being 50/50.
I didn't sign up for yachting to do ----ing laundry.
Okay, nice. I'm going to bring it forward.
-All right. -Okay, so now...
Hell, captain.
You're going to watch the show, huh?
That's pretty cool.
Otherwise, we've been lifting that thing cap.
All right.
-Oh, oh! -You got it.
You got it.
Oh!
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, it's fantastic, guys.
Are you trying to go to the bathroom?
Just want to pee.
It's this one.
Stop it!
What's that?
Ross, can I ask you a huge favor?
I don't know.
I don't have anything to do inside,
and I don't want to do it any more.
And I want to ride that e-foil?
Can you please tell Fraser that I...
Why? I'm deck, I'm 50/50.
-Yeah, I know. -Why can't I get some help?
-Excuse me. -Sorry.
Can you calm down and be respectful, please?
Yes. I will.
The fact that she's come in shouting and demanding
in front of my crew, I don't appreciate that.
You know, it's just not what we do.
Fraser and I communicate.
It's not you deciding when you want to switch.
If I don't say ----ing anything, y'all don't say sh--.
Excuse me. I'm trying to be respectful, but it's true.
You're definitely not being respectful.
Okay. [bleep] this sh--.
Loving the shades.
-I'm telling you, girl. -Can we please get it?
-Are you really drunk? -Are you kidding?
We are professionals at this.
I was being rude.
-It's just how I do. -Glad you know.
Katie, it's your break time now.
-Okay. -Great job on the slide.
-Thank you. -You did it like a pro.
You think it through,
-you make a plan and you... -Implement it, don't you?
Yeah.
I hope you're enjoying it so far.
No, I am. You guys are... Yeah.
-Whenever you need me. -Yeah, for sure.
-I'm here just on that bridge. -Thanks, Cap.
We can get you seated, watered and wined.
Let's do that, perfect.
Galley and interior, the guests are making
their way to the table.
If I can have everyone
on their stations, that would be brilliant.
Galley copies. Is going into service.
That looks juicy.
I'll need you just do the clearing.
Absolutely. I'll do all the cleaning at the end.
Ross, Ross, Fraser.
You can have Camille on deck.
Okay, copy.
He's going to be mad at me. I don't ----ing care.
Got to set these men straight.
-Here we go. -Food's coming.
Oh, breadsticks.
Okay, so these are going up right now.
Okay?
Yeah. If you guys just get that trampoline pumped up,
and then, Camille, if I can have a chat with you
-privately on the side just now. -That's what I wanted to do.
Thank you.
Mediterranean quinoas vegetable salad.
Cool.
I apologize to my delivery. I'll start there.
I don't have time for drama.
If you come in swearing and screaming
and demanding what you should be doing.
Yeah.
-To your heads of department... -Right.
Like that it's not going to go well for you.
Sure. The delivery sucks.
My emotions get the better of me far too often.
I would stand up to my principal in high school.
One day she wants to go on a power trip.
She comes into the class and she picks out all the kids
that normally get in trouble
and said that they were going to pat us down for our phones.
I was like, You're not going to touch me.
Like, you're like a complete [bleep].
And she decides to completely expel me from Our Lady Academy.
So I went and got a GED and I still went to college.
So winning.
So you're with us on deck now, yes?
-Okay. Hug. Good. -Oh, yay.
Do you want to have a little...
15 minutes or something?
I don't want long. Thank you, darling.
You're working so hard. Both of you, honestly.
So go take 15.
I'm glad there was no social media when I was a kid.
I mean, we're 25, 30 years old.
And you travel around the world,
you make more money than anybody you know,
-and you're having... -At that point in time.
...fun. I did.
-Hey, baby. -Hayleys!
Yeah, look at my feet!
-Bunions! -Little bunions!
I really missed you today.
I miss you so, so much, Hayley.
That's a really good answer. Well done.
You're getting better at this, aren't you?
My boyfriend and I are great.
Some people say that the key to a good relationship
is communication.
It's not. It's sucking dick.
All right?
That's what it is.
Right, babe. I'm going to go.
So got back. Get back to work.
I miss you lots. I love you.
I miss you, too. Love you, too.
Oh, my God. I'm so scared.
Oh my God.
That was so crazy!
She loved it.
[shouting]
That's what I love about deck.
Know, for a love of toys and.
Toys in, and then you just chill.
Just...
Talk to me. Also, I know what it's going to be about.
-Something happen? -Oh, yes.
She came flying down into our space
while we're prepping decks, swearing and screaming.
I'm at a point now, but all I want her to do
is be on deck. I've given up now.
Because she's more trouble than she's worth.
She's more trouble, because I'll give her a task.
She's infecting my crew down there.
You know what I'm thinking about?
Take one guess.
-Have a cigarette. -One.
Oh, so close.
-Close, wasn't it? -Yeah.
What was it? Drink.
-Alcohol. -Yeah.
It's like alcohol or cigarette.
This is gorgeous.
You look very namaste up there.
-Exactly. -Oh, wait, wait, wait.
-Let me grab it. -That's perfect.
Alissa, Alissa, Fraser.
Fraser, go for Alissa.
Do you want to go down for an hour?
Yes, sir. Thank you.
Are you asleep?
Seen the Pitons?
Have you seen the Pitons?
What? What is it?
Oh, it's over here.
You're going to have to get in further.
-Chef? -Yes?
How many courses were you think they're doing?
So for tonight's dinner, which is Gigi's favorite cuisine
and where she's from, we've got Puerto Rican feast.
The goal is to transport Gigi back to childhood
and all of her experiences with the cuisine.
I like to keep it concise and focus on that cake.
I that take cake's kind of important to focus on
For sure.
Can you please source me starter forks, starter knives.
But I did a schedule out there for you.
-Okay. -So no one's on anchor watch
except for Ben until two.
Okay, perfect. Thank you very much, Captain.
Call me if you need me.
-Good. -I'm ready for night out.
-Some hairspray. -Ready to go.
Love that color orange.
-Cheers, everybody. -Cheers.
I'm drinking water right now.
Good for you, hydrating?
-Yeah. -Yeah.
Freaked out. Oh, what's happening here?
Oh, whoa.
-Oh, sh... -Holy sh--. Is that smoke?
[beeping]
It's a fire alarm.
-Uh-oh. -Oh, whoa. Smoke.
Smoke! Hey, smoke!
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
All crew, all crew.
-We have smoke. -What?
Somebody wake Captain. Sandy, please.
What's on fire?
Life jackets right behind here.
Something's burning on the deck.
What the [bleep] is going on?
-I'm telling you, girl. -Can we please get it?
It's a fire alarm.
-Yo. -Smoke!
Hey. Whoa, whoa.
Oh, my gosh.
All crew, all crew.
We have smoke.
What?
-Fire. -I'm going to get
the other ladies out of their cabins.
What's on fire?
All crew, all crew, can we all muster on the aft deck?
Where is the smoke coming from?
The boat's on fire, and I'm blow drying my hair.
I didn't hear a fire alarm.
It is not a good day for Sandy when I see smoke.
I wonder what it is.
So I'll let you ladies know
that there are going to be life jackets right behind here
if we need to get to them.
I think is electrical.
Do you know where the other guests are?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Eight.
Yeah.
Okay.
And what was it?
Unfortunately, boats catch on fire
and it's usually electrical.
The engineer found there's a cable sat in the water
for the air handlers.
Yeah, it was a fire.
In this case, it's a smoldering wire
on an air conditioning unit.
Well, well done.
-We'll let the engineers fix it. -All right.
The crew did a fantastic job,
and I feel safe with this crew.
That's pretty awesome.
Okay, we can go back to work.
-Thank you. -Okay.
I'm going to put a copy...
There's a copy of us in the crew mess.
This is the new watch schedule.
[squeals]
Tony, eight in the morning till six in the evening.
Then you have six in the evening off until eight
and then you have eight until two.
[bleep]
That's so sh--.
Yeah well...
I think we can sit.
We can sit at the table so we're ready.
Oh, it looks nice.
Chef, Fraser.
Go ahead, Fraser.
We're ready to go when you are.
Awesome.
These napkin rings are phenomenal.
How cute!
-Ross, can I have 5 minutes? -Yeah. Yeah.
So this is lanthanum with shrimp.
I'd really like to go to bed, like, early.
I know, I know.
-Killer, man. -I know, I know.
The captain has made the schedule
and asked for us to do the schedule.
Yeah.
I'm an early morning person,
so the change in the schedule feels frustrating as hell.
If we can tune it in any way after this charter, we will.
Seems that it will screw my time to work out.
That pisses me off.
Right now, we just got to stick with a plan.
That is just very hard for me.
But yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay.
-I will do it. I will do it. -I know, I know.
-Thank you. -Thank you, chef.
-To Gigi, happy birthday. -Happy birthday.
-Happy birthday.
Happy 27th.
We should wear one.
Try it. My hair looks...
Look at this. Would you look at this?
You don't look bad.
So this is the plantain with shrimp and a salsa verde.
Why didn't someone kick me when I was a kid?
I think I want to be a chef, they should've been like,
"You're a ----ing stupid idiot. You shut the [bleep] up."
That's amazing.
Super family fun.
-Mmm. -Yeah.
Oh, holy [bleep].
Guess what I'm thinking about.
[bleep]
No, I'm actually not horny at all.
-I'm so proud of myself. -That's sick.
Oh, fabulous.
Smells unreal.
I was in Thailand once and one of my friends,
I was so horny, and I was like, What?
No, I masturbated in the bathroom with her toothbrush.
She, oh...
She doesn't know.
Only boatmance I've ever had is with electric toothbrush.
Never had a shag on a boat,
just electric toothbrush because I didn't bring a dildo.
I didn't know if I'd be able to get it through customs.
She could have sold that thing on eBay for a lot of money.
Any vibrations a good vibration, isn't it?
At the end of the day.
Even if I can't find anything,
I'll get the toothbrush or whatever.
What?
Now for this course you have picadillo,
with port wine, Spanish olives and a plantain crisp on top.
-Thank you, Rachel. -Thank you.
Thank you, Rachel.
You're going to bed?
I'm going to bed.
-We'll save that. -This is so amazing.
You're getting true, authentic Puerto Rican food.
-It is. -I'm impressed.
Yeah.
That's okay. I'll make Captain Sandy proud.
I want to go around the table, and I want everybody
to talk about the coolest thing they've ever done.
I met the Queen of England, and I played tennis
in front of the Queen of England at the Royal Albert Hall.
That was pretty cool.
Wow, look at that meat.
I think my best was being there for Gigi,
giving birth to our kids.
Aw...
It's true, though, and not fainting.
For your final course, you have course...
la ropa vieja.
Wow. That is so good.
-Yeah. -Oh, my gosh.
Oh, it's so good.
-It's like butter. -This is amazing.
Delicious.
I'm going to commence cake making.
I'm so excited about this cake.
We can take blue tape really quickly
and cut me very thin, thin lines of the blue tape.
I want to make a tennis ball,
and I've got this texture spray
that should make it look fluffy.
Rachel, it's amazing.
I'm going to serve her
the most amazing birthday cake ever.
Tennis balls do this.
-They sure do, don't they? -Yeah.
I just want to wake up with this view.
We're gonna.
-No. No, no. [bleep] me. -That's okay.
Man. I just hope I'm not on watch tomorrow
at four again, you know?
Green, what do you think?
It's like supposed to be the court?
It's darker than that, but that looks just fine to me.
It's all right. Whatever.
Sh--, [bleep], no.
I ----ed it up.
The color on the can is not the color that comes out.
And now looks like SpongeBob just died.
-No, it's all right. -You think?
That it's dead like my soul.
-What should we do? -I don't know.
I can't take it anymore.
It's a fire alarm.
How do you feel about it?
It's ----ed. ----ed. But you know what?
-What should we do? -I don't know.
It is ----ed.
And it's too late to go back and fix it.
Whatever. [bleep] my life.
Oh!
â™ª Happy birthday to me
â™ª Happy birthday, dear Gigi â™ª
It was a tennis ball.
â™ª Happy birthday to you
What is it?
Hey!
I got it. I got it.
Sorry, guys, I just ----ed our tip up.
So tasty, very moist.
Oh my God, it's so good, though.
Sweetheart, how are you?
Oh, I'm not very happy.
Aw...
Rachel, I'm going to help.
You put your food away. We got the rest.
Okay, I'll put everything away now.
All right, we're going.
What's happening?
Call it a night.
-What's up? -Um, clear the table.
There are some dishes there that you can start.
Did a good job.
Yeah, it's very nice.
Yeah. And you're good. You can go to bed.
-Night, night. -Good night.
These are dirty, will you take these down to the laundry?
-Absolutely. -Will you start the laundry?
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Oh, [bleep] my life.
All right.
You're so amazing.
I've never seen a captain mop a galley floor.
I got Alissa telling me, I got Captain telling me.
Captain Sandy pulled me away to do another...
-a couple jobs. -Okay.
Just laundry. Just some laundry.
-No, no, no. -Is this garbage?
She was wondering where I was, and...
I didn't say anything.
-Did you do the laundry? -Yes.
-You put it in? -I did.
Awesome sauce. Thank you.
I wasn't complaining. I was just telling her that
because she gets upset when I'm not
where I'm supposed to be, when I'm not,
-when I'm supposed to be there. -I don't get upset, babe.
Well, no, I mean, that's fine.
It's okay to be upset about those types of things.
So that's why I said that.
Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
I don't know what the [bleep] is going on.
I'm ----ing going crazy.
-I need some help. -Yeah?
Oh, go to bed. I'll take care of that.
I think I'm motivating her. Don't worry.
[sobbing]
Jesus.
I feel like sh--.
What's wrong?
You know, Camille is still awake.
I have a question for you.
This is dead serious.
She's going so ----ing slow on purpose.
Do you want to be on this boat?
-Yes. -Okay.
I will never ask something of you that I won't do.
Yeah.
So if I do my job,
you're going to want to do your job.
Right?
Because you don't want to disappoint me.
-I don't. -Because how hard I work, right?
It's true.
You're going to get the same thing from them
if you work hard.
I'm saying this because I want you on board.
Right, right, right.
She gets to ----ing sit there
and bond with Captain Sandy and ----ing
play the victim again.
-I agree. -Thank you.
And then Captain Sandy pissed me off
because she literally just like
just like, literally is just like,
go to bed.
Next on "Below Deck"...
-You're ready? -Let's go.
-Oh, no. -Oh...
Yes. Woo!
That's how you play tennis.
All right, hold on.
Door here.
Inappropriately.
I'm just ----ing over it. and so ----ing annoyed.
[sobbing]
You gave Alissa to task me with all the sh--
-she doesn't want to do. -No, no, no.
I'm getting pulled in every direction.
This is called working on a superyacht.
[bleep] Are you ----ing mental?
Camille, Camille, Rachel.
Are you able to come back and finish the silverware?
Captain Sandy sent me for a 30 minute break
and then I'll be back.
Hey, Camille, don't throw me under the bus.
Yo, she's stupid!
I'm gonna lose my sh--, dude.