When a new captain steps on, things change.
I run a boat how I run a boat.
The captain has made the schedule
and asked for us to do the schedule.
I know.
That pisses me off.
You are going to be for interior.
-Got it. -Full time.
That's going to solve our problem.
I like it.
Yeah, it works for me.
We are professionals at this.
You ready?
Let's go.
Oh, no.
-Yes! -Woo!
Yeah, thanks.
Just give me a ----ing strong drink because I've done my work.
Ross, why are you bubbling over there?
I'm just ----ing over it and so ----ing annoyed.
Everybody literally is like, she's so lazy.
I'm lazy?
Are you ----ing kidding me?
You have this charter to prove to me
that you're in it to win it.
If you don't, you'll be off the boat.
I don't understand. Am I going ----ing crazy?
I have one charter to prove it.
What do I need to prove?
Get out, Alissa. I'm dead-ass serious.
I'm having... get out! Seriously, please.
Please get out.
I'm pulling Captain Sandy's sheets.
Please, Alissa. Please get out.
Go cry in a different room,
I'm pulling Captain Sandy's sheets.
Please, I've been here and you're just sitting there.
-Please get out. -Baby, I'm pulling sheets.
I'm not. I'm working.
-God damn, Alissa. -I'm not sitting anywhere.
I don't know what's going on.
What Captain Sandy said to her,
but seeing her crying and upset,
I feel bad for her.
But I'm just trying to quietly collect my sheets and dip out.
You have an issue and...
God, ----ing yeah, I do have a ----ing issue.
Well, I don't have one and I don't want one, so...
Oh, God.
-Good morning. -Morning.
Bingo. Oh, yes.
Bingo. What's his name-o, I think.
Yes.
-Hey. -Hey.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
You know I don't like that.
I actually have quite low nipples, I've decided.
I'm going to see if I can get them augmented.
What is this pelt-- oh, that's fine.
[laughing]
Love fitted sheets.
Make life so much easier.
Oh, mother----er!
It's the 850th time.
How'd you go, Ross?
Fantastic.
Lovely day to be as hungover as I am.
He was like this.
[laughing]
I can ----ing hear you, you know?
It's just, like, Jesus Christ, but I get my headphones.
But I leave them, bro.
You guys want to have sex, let me know,
and I'm going to walk away.
Thanks, bro.
Man.
We've got to find somewhere else on the boat to do it, though.
Worthwhile bilge.
There's no room.
-Captain, Captain, Fraser. -Go ahead, Fraser.
Do you have two minutes I can chat with you?
Yeah, sure. I'm in my cabin.
Okay, I'm going to cabins.
It's just an ADD moment.
I'm going to have Camille on the early shift
as opposed to the lates
so I can be with her technically all day.
So there's no chance there to be any sort of animosity
between the crew when I'm not around.
Thank you. Mad respect.
-Thank you so much. -No, honestly.
Honestly, it means so much to me. Thank you.
Here's the day. Let's see what we've got.
Ross, Fraser, and Rachel,
let's meet in the crew mass for a preference sheet meeting.
Copy. Thank you.
You know, when they build boats,
they always start with the staircase.
Coming, Captain.
I don't think they did that with this boat.
Charter number four, primary Karan Bakshi,
his owner of multiple businesses in the northern Virginia area.
He and his wife, Kamna, travel together often
with their group of closely knit friends
and never leave home without their hookah,
which they want to smoke each night
along with some cigars.
And I have cigar knowledge,
so I'd be delighted to order some in.
They like their food hot.
Spice level seven out of ten.
I can provide that.
They also request a surprise party for the primary's wife
and a Bollywood dinner party on their last night on board.
I'm so excited to have these guests on board.
I studied in India for a couple months,
mainly Kerala and Goa.
Had to take a little bit of Hindi, which is awesome.
"Dhani Bad," which is thank you.
"Apsi Nil Kar Chalaga."
That means it's very nice to meet you.
This is going to be epic.
Guests would like a beach barbecue
where the sand is soft and light.
And that's going to be up to you to find soft and light sand.
Okay, thank you.
We're doing it a little differently.
We're departing the dock by ten,
and then you will go and get them at noon.
I'm going off the dock early
because it's nice to arrive by boat.
Like that makes you go,
"wow, this massive yacht, all the toys,
the crew are happy to see them."
Feels like total James Bond arrival.
That's pretty awesome, right?
-Thank you so much. -Okay, thank you very much.
I reckon we're due some pretty horrible guests
because they've all been quite nice up till now.
Yeah, let's be positive.
We're going to have amazing people this whole season.
-If someone is like us... -Let's manifest it.
I'm so tired.
It's romantic up here, isn't it?
Ugly pointy fold.
Cabin's done. Laundry's pretty much done.
Oh, please, come here.
I'm an organizational gal pal today.
I love a good hug hug.
-I'm so ----ing tired. -I'm so tired.
We need to go to bed.
Don't go.
I feel like a big night from last night.
Wait, I'm going to leave you alone.
All right, I'll see you later, goodnight.
People just want to go to bed too early
and I don't appreciate it.
[alarm beeps]
Where are the lights in this bitch?
What is this?
Thank you for making me laugh.
My pleasure.
My least favorite part.
Oh, bloody hell.
What have you done?
I just put a crease in where there wasn't one before.
Brilliant.
I've got one more white shirt to iron
and then everyone's going to be looking just spiffy.
-Proud of you. -Thank you.
-You're proud of her? -Very. Very.
Everybody's busting their butt today.
I see her working harder
and I'm kind of almost hopeful for the first time
that she'll get it together.
Thank you.
-I cleaned the bag too. -Oh, thank you.
Interior, interior, Ben.
It looks like we've got provisions on the dock.
Copy for Rachel.
Okay, that's galley.
Eat me. I can write it in seven different languages.
Put this inside.
[speaking German]
Evian's up here.
Take this ----ing sh--.
[speaking Italian]
How do you feel about lates?
I didn't mind.
Yeah, you and Alissa get on better than we do,
so it'll be good for us to be separated for a while.
We work together.
All right, all crew, all crew.
We're going to prepare to get off the dock.
Copy that. Two greens.
One at front, one at back.
-Okay. -All crew.
Good to go. Let's get out of here.
Go, go, go.
Stern line is off.
Pull it up.
We're moving.
Now that Camille's in the interior,
like, we don't really notice it.
Hideous. Don't like it.
I think it's okay. We're fine.
Okay, go ahead with your bad self.
Swing that stern, Sandy Susu.
All clear of the dock. All clear of the dock.
Excellent work, deck crew. Thank you very much.
Just watch me a lot and just see how I do things.
There's a reason for most things.
Right.
Just slowing down, so I think we'll be anchored here.
Okay, anchor down, three in the water.
Captain, that's three in the water line.
Thank you.
You two do want to do a slide. Katie and I do a...
-Done. -Jetski.
Let's go.
Good thing I showered today.
I think we're all very happy for that.
Come down, please, my boy.
-A little bit down. -Coming down.
Okay.
Thank you.
-I've got a voice in my head. -Not another one, darling.
It's not perfection, but it's definitely ironed.
-Hey, mate. -All right, how you doing?
You're clear to grab the guests.
-Copy that. -Bye, guys.
We're going to allocate specific napkins for the champagne
because we can't be taking them from the few sets that we have.
Beautiful.
Hey, guys. This is Ben.
-Hi, Ben. -I'm Ross.
Nice to meet you.
We're going to get you guys on board,
and then we're going to hit the big boat.
Come on. Where's the smile?
That's the way.
Rachel, Rachel. Guests incoming.
All right. Let's all line up, ladies and gents.
[cheering]
What a way to arrive. Very James Bond.
-Hello, guys. -Hi.
We'll get you guys off to the back here.
-It's a bit more stable. -All right, guys.
You can follow me up to the aft deck.
Hi.
Sandy, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
How was it coming up on your tender?
-Fraser, nice to meet you. -Hi, nice to meet you.
-Vivek. -Vivek.
Rachel, nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Let's get this party started.
[cheering]
-Cheers! -Cheers!
Welcome aboard.
Fraser is going to show you around the boat.
Please do follow me.
We've got the sun deck where I'm sure
you'll be spending lots of your time.
I'm not too sure.
We would like to do it in a couple of different places.
Yeah, absolutely.
Oh, my God. It's got a person in it. 100%.
This is the favorite space on board.
If your hookah doesn't need wind,
I think this will be a good spot too.
This is our primary suite.
I'm going to do margarita.
Yes!
Do you want to get you something besides champagne?
Yes. I'll do a spicy margarita.
Yep.
Let's get the party started.
Can I get a shot of the Don Julio?
I'm going to do margarita.
They seem demanding and they're drinking like fish.
Okay, you're doing so many shots, right?
Chilled shots.
Do you have any flavored vodka?
-We need a chaser. -Excuse me, excuse me.
I'll have the margarita, too.
These guys are going to rip our asses apart.
I'm watching.
I want food.
When a new captain steps on, things change.
What time is the lunch?
I'm sorry, I'm hungry. I want food.
Hey, chef. What platters do you need?
For the chicken, fish and chorizo.
I just need the platters that are kind of dipped.
-Yeah. -All right, perfect.
For today's lunch, we're going to go with a Mexican theme.
That's more my palate.
And the guests spice level is quite high.
That means murder sauce.
It's where you're screaming my name,
and I don't mean it in a sexual way.
Yeah, man.
Tony and Katie, if you want to switch
into your swim gear and come back.
Okay.
Anyway, I'm going to go and put like...
All right, thank you.
I should always remember to wear these, but I always forget.
Get your margaritas here, boys.
Yeah!
Let's do starter plates just first.
Okay.
You're going to have the main plates on our bar here.
Okay, perfect.
And I'll be changing them out.
Camille, she's working a little harder,
and I'm noticing it,
and I'm so appreciative.
-How are you feeling? -Good.
I'm very excited to be here.
That's a huge sense of responsibility in oneself
to realize that you've ----ed up
and to change your ways.
And I love that about her.
I'm going to go rinse this off, because it needs a rinse.
Like, I don't care about the pieces of meat,
what I care about is
is I'm like, can you go and get changed
so we can get changed?
Yeah, let's just say how it is, though.
Everyone's got to be on the same level,
otherwise you don't respect their work ethic.
-Mango margaritas? -[shouting]
Yay!
Ross, you want to go change, and I'll stay down here with Ben.
Thank you.
[shouting]
Yeah, I can bust a move.
I like being the fun captain.
So why not have a dance party with the guests?
-No, we're hungry! -We haven't had lunch.
-What about food? -We need to have lunch.
Where's the food?
Lunch is at three.
Why am I so sh-- at folding everything?
You should see how badly I make beds.
It's just awful.
We'll get there.
Woo!
Oh my God, three days of this.
I can't do it.
Hey.
You're always so excited to see me.
-I know. -I love it.
You're in your whites.
All crew, all crew.
We will be departing this anchorage
and heading to a harbor anchorage.
Copy that.
All right. I'm going to have you on communications.
-Yeah. -I'll have a tequila.
Sure.
You can start hauling whenever you are ready.
Pulling anchor.
-Five shackles on deck. -Five shackles on deck.
Anchor change. Straight up and down.
Anchor's at the waterline.
And say, bringing the anchor home.
-Anchor's home. -Thank you. Excellent work.
-Say thank you. -Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
Let's go, ladies.
I'm hungry.
Holy [bleep].
I'm, like, excited for the food.
I think I'm ready for some food.
Yes.
Has anyone checked Sundeck recently?
I just want to make sure there's towels there
in case people go into jacuzzi.
Oh, yeah, I know. There is towels.
But I'm going to go and double check.
Just to make sure.
I'm literally starving right now.
So the food is on its way up.
I am hungry. I am hungry.
I am hungry!
They are crazy.
They are impatient.
Like, this one girl's screaming, I'm hungry.
That's just an idea of what we've put on board.
Yeah.
If lunch is a little late, I own it.
But it's not. So shut the [bleep] up.
I'm in chef mode.
Oh, bitch.
These are hot.
And what is this?
This is mahi mahi.
Let's, u...
Thank you very much, Tony.
-We're waiting. -Yeah.
-What is this? -Pork chorizo.
Care for some mahi mahi, sir?
Oh, yes, please.
Food is here, guys.
I'm going to bother you for the hottest sauce that you have.
I'm starving I need food right now.
I'm starving.
And this is a...
Queso fundido.
Melted Juan-hockin' cheese.
-Chorizo. -Oh, yes.
All right.
Please try this hot sauce.
Yes, thank you.
Rachel has just prepared it.
-And this is? -Tri-tip.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I'm being honest, I was expecting
a little more higher quality.
I mean, the food is bland.
Chef will be heading up.
She'll be able to answer any questions about
any of the dishes we have on the table.
So we need to tell them she's coming out right now.
-Hello. -Hi.
-Rachel. Hi. -Hi.
I actually have a homemade scotch bonnet hot sauce
that I do make. All the sauces.
And then you also have a local hot sauce, which is fun too.
It's the yellow one that the sauce has.
-We love it. -We love that one.
So we definitely like our food
to be more hot, more spicy.
Okay. I'll add more spice.
Yeah.
Come to find out my spicy gets called bland.
How dare you.
Well, I'll make sure I'll turn on my hot,
I've been told no lately.
So I'm happy to have you on board.
-Yes. -You know it.
Now I have carte blanche.
And that means I'm going to burn your asshole off.
-Enjoy. -Thank you.
Thank you.
The only thing I liked was chorizo.
-I do not like anything else. -Chorizo's good.
That's bad.
They're complaining.
-All day. -Yeah.
I don't like it.
I think the only thing I want to do is salad.
I just need a fresh plate.
What time is the lunch?
The food is bland.
I did not like it one wee bit.
-That's bad. -Let's go.
There's the Pitons right there.
Look, that looks amazing. I want to snorkel over there.
Can we talk to the captain, please?
Anchor's ready to drop.
85 meters. Anchor down. Anchor down.
Cap that six at the waterline.
Great. Thank you.
-Look at the view. -Mountain peak.
Wow. So pretty.
Katie, you can take your break now.
I will as well.
Are you going to get on the jetskis?
-We can do that. -Okay, cool.
Have you used one on this one before?
-Do you know what, babe? -Yes.
Just knowing that you're interior
already makes me feel so much better.
So much better.
To be honest, it makes me feel a lot better, too.
And then we'll get into blues when we can.
All right.
Okay, there we go.
-Woo! -Yeah boy!
This is why I did not go with them,
because they're all freaking crazy.
All right, coming in hot.
Work Ross is amazing. We have this insane connection.
But the reason why Ross and I haven't had sex yet
is after going out, it's just like he's sloppy.
He's drunk.
I'm going to grab on everybody.
I can't have him be acting like that
and then sleeping with me, it makes me look like an idiot.
Yeah.
We're just going to take off the bracelet,
and then that's all.
I have a bruise on my knee.
-Hey, babe. -Hey.
Did you give cabin's a check?
Uh-uh.
Oh, sh---.
I can't ----ing hear anything on my radio.
Say something, because I'm getting other people's,
but I'm not getting anyone else's.
Doing my job to the fullest,
and then turning around and begging Camille to do her job,
it's like ----ing a slap in the face.
-Camille. -No, I'm getting it.
She likes a seal.
She wants a feel.
She's back to the same attitude, same work ethic,.
How am I supposed to manage somebody
that doesn't want to be managed?
I like the colors. Looks like a rainbow.
Tony.
[whistles]
Ben, you need to work on your whistling, bro.
What are you doing now?
Just standing by for service.
Well, I'm really proud of you.
-Thank you. -For turning it around.
Thank you.
Because I don't want to fire you.
-I don't want you to fire me. -I don't want to.
It's not fun for me.
-I know, I know. -Not at all.
I feel like these guests are, they love me for now.
-Right. -They're going to wear us down.
Yeah, yeah, they are.
But, um...
As of day one, it's going good.
Like any charter, you know?
Yeah, I appreciate it all.
You're making Mama proud. Do you know that?
Yes.
Interior, interior.
Can you get into your blacks, please?
Babe, it's going to be so ----ing
I can't even deal with that.
Oh, this is adorable.
Secret garden of gold.
[shouting]
Look at these.
Oh my God.
Let's get ready.
All right, half an hour you guys.
-40 minutes? -All right, 40 minutes.
I'm just wondering if Tony's not feeling well
because he keeps getting up at 4 a.m.
It's kind of ridiculous.
Hola, mami, Â¿cÃ³mo estÃ¡s?
I feel super tired, you know,
because we're working at crazy hours.
You know, it is so, so difficult, you know.
And then we're finished,
and then I don't know what I'm gonna do in my life.
I need to do something.
By the way, I looked at your menu,
I went, oh, six items.
I knocked it down a little bit.
I omitted the watermelon.
Lunch didn't go as planned.
So now the goal is to make sure
that dinner goes off without a hitch.
We just gotta pull all the platters
so I can make the croquetas.
So tonight, we're gonna have patatas bravas,
white wine clams,
the quintessential Spanish chorizo
with saffron and ----ing notes.
And from there, we're gonna go on to Spanish meatballs.
Dear God, please help me.
I'm quite happy with these,
but your balls have made my hands quite oily.
-Hey, boo. -Hey, boo.
For me, it is.
I feel like Camille's improvement
is very performative.
When Fraser is there, she's a little angel,
and then when he's gone, she flips the script
and it's right back to day one.
And it just seems like she's getting away with a lot.
Let's continue smashing it.
You can just put perfume and just comb your hair.
Please do follow me.
We will make our way upstairs.
You do look very majestical.
-â™ª Happy birthday to you -Wow!
Good, good. Setting this bitch on fire.
[cheering]
Thank you, guys.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Oh, ----ing son of a bitch.
I am the luckiest person in this world.
-Happy birthday! -Happy birthday!
It is called patanegra, Spanish ham.
Mmm, that's ----ing good, bro.
Would you like some patanegra? Spanish pork?
Nice kick to it.
It's very good.
Oh, this is so good. Try that.
Chorizo is coming out, too.
All right, one to the next one.
-Oh, wow. -Oh, what is this?
We've got some chorizo here.
-That's chorizo? -Mmm.
-Yeah, don't like it. -It's cold. It's not warm.
Yeah, I know.
Do you have a paper napkin, Fraser?
Yes.
Can I just get a paper napkin?
Oh, you're ----ing kidding me.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Yeah, that I do not like.
They're being painful.
Let's clear the table completely.
They're like, not happy.
Am I being mean to say that I've tasted
one of the best food and one of the worst foods here?
Some things are, like, amazing and some are not.
Coming up...
You, light him up.
No.
They're all smoking the cigars backwards.
Exactly. That's what I thought.
It's so ----ing funny to see these guests
smoking their dick-like cigars backwards,
balls deep in their mouth.
The food is bland.
Am I being mean to say that I've tasted
one of the best food and one of the worst foods here?
Some things are, like, amazing and some are not.
When you deal with chefs, you're handling fire.
Okay, those can go up.
And sometimes feedback is not worth upsetting chef.
Help me, Jesus!
I hope these people tip well.
That's a secret between myself, the guests,
and the trash can.
Any deck crew available to help us run some plates, please?
Spanish meatballs with saffron.
These are the meatballs.
Those are ready to roll.
Thank you.
We've got some Antigua and mushroom empanadas.
It's deep fried and has cheese in it.
You can't go wrong.
All right, cool.
-This is really good. -This is really good.
Fraser's on one today.
Like, these guests have him extra stressed out.
I don't like them at all.
We've got, like, probably the most demanding
guests we've had yet.
They seem to have an issue with pretty much everything.
That actually makes you look like a dickhead.
-What did you think? -Sh--.
I really hope the ones next after this are just chill,
so we just get, like, a little ----ing break.
I'm very excited for tomorrow's picnic.
I really hope that the spot is beautiful.
-I want a good spot. -Yeah.
No rocks.
[snoring]
I have a massive headache, so I'm going to lay down.
Copy that.
-Good work tonight. -Thank you.
All right. Are we ready to go?
Been ready.
So, I'm going to go, because I'm going to get up.
I'll try and do some stuff myself.
-All right. -Thank you.
I'm just going to say goodnight.
Goodnight.
Goodnight, angels.
I'm going this way, too.
Oh, my God, you're following me.
It's very, very hot.
Okay, guys. Enjoy.
Yeah, I'm working on it right now.
-Everybody's working. -There we go.
You got it.
Now.
-Yeah. -Bro.
Exactly. That's what I thought.
It is so ----ing funny to see these guests smoking their
dick-like cigars backwards, balls deep in their mouth.
Oh...
I love it. Just...
Okay, goodnight, baby.
All righty.
Sure.
Tequila with sparkling water?
-Six. -Four.
There's this song.
You know what this song is about?
[glass breaks]
You know, I don't mind cleaning up after the guests.
Okay.
But when you start to be rude,
I will literally wipe my ass with your pillow
and just, like, put it back.
These bitches need to leave.
And go to bed.
Are you mixing your tequilas?
Like, are we switching brands through the night?
Huh?
Well, this is the one that you guys wanted, right?
-One lime. -One lime.
One lime.
Let's go.
Good night, guys.
See you tomorrow.
Good night. See you tomorrow.
God...
[yawning]
[snoring]
[grunting]
[alarm beeps]
[yawns]
They really trashed this boat.
Deck crew, deck crew. You can haul the anchor.
Tony.
Let me just breathe a little bit of fresh air
before I go into the cave.
Oh, you're not ready.
I'm going, I'm going.
You ready?
Ai, yi, yi, yi.
You okay?
Green shackle at the water line, straight up and down.
Yeah, that sexy radio voice.
Shut up.
Anchor in the pocket.
Well done. Well done. Thank you.
Oh, my God.
Bless her.
Alissa wrote, guests were rude.
She went down at 3:45.
Oh, okay.
-How are you feeling? -Good.
Yeah, perfect. Need some caffeine?
Please.
Just going to leave this here and you can pass that thing.
Thank you.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
-For you, madam. -Thank you.
Yeah.
Do a barbecue of some sort.
And then we'll do some fun activities on the beach.
Yeah.
If you want to change into your beach gear.
And then I just wanted to ask you about,
you weren't feeling very well yesterday?
My sinus gets infected.
And when that happens, I get terrible headaches, you know?
You know, I know you love to work out at 4 a.m.
But maybe if you are feeling tired in the last,
in the later part of the day,
you might have to maybe not get up at 4 a.m.
I don't feel like anyone moves like faster than me.
For example, you ask me to pull lines, I do it.
You guys need two people I do it by myself.
Your strength doesn't go unnoticed
and we appreciate it very much.
We're just wondering if getting up at an hour and a half
before you're supposed to work.
Coming up...
You're tarnishing who I am because you want to...
No, you are tarnishing--
Alissa, you have a problem with me
for no goddamn ----ing reason.
You're a ----ing bully, Alissa!
Oof.
Am I being mean to say that I've tasted
I would never want to do this kind of conversation
for no reason.
I'm just saying we're having this chat
just so we can work together
because we want everyone to,
you know, be sharing the workload.
Yeah.
If you feel like, I mean,
I need to go a little bit faster, I can.
I fully, fully understand you
and I'm going to try my best.
We are a team and I don't want to be the weak spot.
I would feel like sh--.
In the second part of the day, we still need to keep pushing.
I am here because I wanted to be here.
Not many people in my country get, you know,
like, this opportunity,
so I'm gonna get it done.
All right, well, we'll work together.
And like I said, we all very much appreciate your work
and what everybody is doing on board.
Apparently, the guests were rude last night, right?
They were saying about cigars and saying about...
And they were smoking them the wrong way.
Shut up.
They were smoking them the wrong way.
So really experienced cigar smokers then, yeah?
I'm just going to drop off the back of this
catamaran on our starboard side,
then we can let it go.
Copy that.
I just a quick one about lunch today.
We'll try and get you to the beach around twoish
so you have an hour before lunch.
-Okay, sure. -Yeah, like...
Okay.
As early as we can get it.
As early as we can.
So it's red, yellow, blue, white.
Rub your balls with grease.
Oh, rub, red, yellow, blue.
Anchor down, anchor down.
Two shackles in the water.
Lock it down there, we're all set.
-Hello. -Hiya, you okay?
My feet are hurting me and I just woke up.
Hey Ross, I'd like to pop in the tender with you.
Okay, copy.
Just want to see for myself.
Plus, I want to go for a boat ride.
So I'm going to need some ice in this.
Yep.
I think it's going to be too crazy, right?
Yeah, and it's too windy.
Too windy.
Maybe on the other side.
You can even lay those bad boys on the floor
if you need to.
This is freaking amazing.
Got the trees, there's no people.
This is spectacular.
I love this.
Lintel one, garnish one, salad one.
There we go.
Got shots for you guys.
What would you like?
-Lime, lime, lime. -A lime.
Here's some lime.
This is actually an orange.
All right, this is going to go to the beach.
You're going to have to use the strength
of five evocative otters.
-Fire ants. -Yeah.
See you soon.
Oven roasted potatoes, can serve with a spoon.
Burgers on the brioche bun, you want tongs for those too?
Yes, please.
Alissa and Rachel are going to come together.
Alissa and Rachel, together.
Yeah.
And I'm going to go back when they come here.
Look at this horse and child, horse and child combination.
Yeah, no problem.
Yeah, I just realized that this space here...
is hideous.
I'm loving the spots of rubbish.
Right, the little bottle caps and everything.
I think it gives us some texture, doesn't it?
The odd syringe.
All I see is cars, bottle caps and rocks.
However, my lane doesn't merge into Captain's lane
of figuring out where we are to go to the beach picnic.
I'm in a situation here where I've just got
to put a sh--load of lipstick on one hell of a pig.
[barking]
And then do you think we are ready to go to the beach?
I'm unable to get a connection with the shore party,
but I do know that it's very soon.
As early as possible.
-Oh, we are ready. -Okay.
Pass that one.
It's a VHF, I'll be on six-nine as well.
Six-nine, copy.
It smells like animal poo.
-Yep. -Just a little bit.
-Welcome to the beach. -Yeah, right?
Good luck, Cheffy.
I'm going to smell like a beast when I leave here.
Let's go.
Yeah, we're ready. We're ready to party.
Alissa, everything the way it's packed
is going to be all warm and perfect.
Baby, I just want to be warm and perfect for you.
Shut your face when you're talking to me.
Don't play with me.
Are you guys ready?
We've been waiting.
Let's watch them go. It's going to feel really nice.
God, I really don't like them.
Be gone and don't come back.
Bye.
What a horrible group of people.
Hi. Welcome. How are you?
This is very rocky. Pebble Beach.
Oh, damn. I hate it.
-The bar is open. -I'm ready for food.
Do you guys want to eat now and then play?
Let's eat.
-Hey, Rachel. -What's happening?
This is funny.
So how are you guys doing?
- Good. -Hungry.
Hungry.
So the food is on the way.
Do we have to help ourselves?
Hello, everybody.
Well, welcome to your beach excursion.
We're going to do all of your sides first,
and then we're going to do veggie patty,
crab cake, or beef burger with bone-in ribeye as well.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
You're really killing it in service.
The view is amazing.
I don't like the beach, but the view is beautiful.
The sand is not soft. It's too rocky.
All right, guys. Here we go, burgers.
Veggie.
Hey! Look at that.
Hey, we're going to put you on service.
You don't mind, do you?
-So good. -All right.
I think the dressing was so good. I put so much on it.
Everything is good.
All right. What are we doing next?
Water.
We should all put our feet up.
We think we need to, captain.
When I was thinking of beach, yeah, this was not on my mind.
Oh, they say to do this for half an hour a day.
Who's got time to do this for half an hour a day?
You got to make the time,
because if you don't, life is going to fly by.
Food was good, but honestly,
I'm not impressed with the water at all.
We've been to so many beautiful spots in the world.
Aruba waters, St. Thomas waters,
St. John waters.
This looks like backwater.
We asked for a secluded spot.
It does. It looks like a rundown campground.
I would never want to do this kind of conversation
Let's go. Let's go.
Mm-mm, good.
How'd it go, Rachel?
The guests are so happy.
Hello, musclehead.
You want to carry this with me?
Oh.
-It dies. -You're such a drama queen.
Ah!
Whoo!
What do you want?
This is so ----ing annoying.
Fraser, Fraser, Alissa,
me and Tony are pretty packed here on the beach.
Okay, that's great.
We'll send the tender to come get you now.
Thank you. Goodbye, everyone.
Cheers!
Hayley. What are you decorating right now?
Are you talking to me, darling?
-Very glamorous. -Bye!
Is it Bollywood tonight?
It's Bollywood dressed up because colorful decoration,
Hindi Bollywood music.
Yes.
Of course.
Fraser, Fraser, Tony.
There is some clothes in the master's room
that needs to be ironed for tonight.
Okay, copy that. Thank you.
You think I can, like, jump on there?
Hold on, hold on. Let me pull it closer.
Yeah.
Hi, friends. It's nice to be back.
-How was it? -It was okay.
Camille was, like, swimming in the water,
so if she can take a swim, I think she can handle.
For sure.
But I also was, like, I'd rather you here because...
Can I get you decorating downstairs for their arrival?
Do you care that I have a little bit of sand on me?
-I don't give a sh--. -Okay.
I really don't know where I stand with Camille.
Alissa and Camille do not get along,
but Camille has been working a bit harder and faster.
I don't know what's happening when I'm not around,
and I don't know whose side to take,
so I'm not going to take a side.
These fun things can just go everywhere.
All righty, guys, when you're ready.
All right, thank you.
Where's that sticky tape?
What about something like this, Alissa?
So cute.
-Yeah. -Bye, blue tape.
But just so you know, in these pillowcases,
they're mainly ours.
Hey.
Did you have fun?
Yeah.
That's something we can't control.
St. Lucia doesn't really have beaches.
Give you a call when we're ready to come,
and collect us.
Ooh, I like this.
Yes! We decorated for you guys.
Get some chill shots for you.
[bleep]
We're going to take a moment and just take in the sunset.
Sometimes you just have to take a moment.
This is going really quick with what's happening
with Camille and I.
I really like Ben.
It's taken me some time.
This is kind of turning into more relationship
rather than just like a fling.
Do you think I look pretty?
-Right now? -Yeah.
Ben.
He's from Australia and that's across the globe.
It's just not realistic for us to carry on,
but, yeah, know, at the moment,
I just like to keep it at the fact that I really like him.
I'm falling hard for this girl right now.
Oh, Ben. What are you doing?
Let's go up on deck.
Okay.
All crew, all crew.
Can you get into your blacks, please?
Copy that.
Okay, do I look okay?
You look gorgeous.
Thank you.
Are you guys doing okay up here?
Amazing. I'll be right back with this.
That hurt.
Pardon me.
All right, Camille's on board now?
She is?
There she is, there she is.
Have a little welcome back job for you, darling.
I can't. I'm sorry, I can't right now.
-I just can't right now. -No, not right this second.
No, no, no, we can talk about it in a second.
-Yeah. -It's just ironing, babe.
Get the clothes out of the master cabinet and iron them.
No, just wait a second.
That's it. That's the talk.
I'm just speechless.
So you want to hear my shower dilemma?
Oh, talk to me.
So I've had a shower every night. Cold.
You turn the handle to the right.
Oh, shut the front door.
Mine's opposite as well.
Oh, my God. If you can't understand
what the tude's about.
I mean, I guess I could take it to the captain
and she'll understand that.
Yeah, take it to the captain.
What is going on?
Literally, she stayed there with her little boo,
enjoyed the day.
What's wrong with it?
-I'm just like, no. -No, I can't right now.
I can't wait.
Keep me the [bleep] out of this situation
because I want to remain neutral.
Don't involve me in your sh--.
Oh, so you're a child for the captain's comment.
An absolute child.
You're a child for having ----ing attitude.
No, you're a child for the captain's comment.
And if you want to keep it going, we can keep it going.
You literally just gave Haley attitude.
I said, give me a minute.
No, you're like, I can't listen. I can't.
-I can't right now. -Let's move on from it.
Let's move on.
No, I'm having a hard time
moving on from what you're doing.
I'm having a hard time moving on from what you're doing.
No, you're tarnishing who I am
because you want to believe I'm somebody.
You want to believe I'm somebody I'm not.
Alissa, you have a problem with me
for no Goddamn ----ing reason.
No, I don't.
You have attitude with everybody
and that's why everybody had an issue with you
and that's why you're on your last leg
and captain had to speak with you.
You're a ----ing bully, Alissa.
No, baby, you're a manipulator.
-You're a bully. -Camille, stop.
This is insane.
Two crew members screaming at the top of their lungs
while a charter's on board.
That is not okay.
-That's exciting for you. -No, bitch.
Zero tolerance. Stop.
We're on charter.
I'm not going to take ----ing disrespect.
You're a ----ing bully.
You guys got to compose yourself.
I'm done.