1 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,048 LISA: Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 2 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:09,509 The future of SUR. There we go. 3 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,386 - [all cheering] - Look at you. 4 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:13,430 CHRIS: 5 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,390 MARCUS: Happy anniversary, guys. 6 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,186 You guys were telling people 7 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,022 the sh-- I've talked about them. 8 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,065 - Not true. - 100% went to everyone at SUR 9 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,817 and told them everything Venus has ever said about them. 10 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:28,403 You got your feelings hurt from my text. 11 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,739 I don't want to be friends with you anymore. 12 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,991 Okay, perfect. See you later, brother. 13 00:00:33,908 --> 00:00:35,618 - Demy, I love you. - I'm not saying it back. 14 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,620 Kim doesn't get mad if you guys say "I love you"? 15 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,330 No, she doesn't. 16 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,416 KIM: Stop talking about me and Marcus' relationship. 17 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,043 Stop sending jabs. 18 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,544 You came over here where I'm working 19 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,296 to come and, like, be upset for no reason. 20 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,089 To tell you to shut the [bleep] up. 21 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,509 We are going to be co-hosting 22 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:54,387 the Women in Wine event in Paso Robles. 23 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:57,057 So it has to be your best foot forward. 24 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,600 [Chris laughs] 25 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,477 MARCUS: Welcome. 26 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:02,187 Oh, we scored, man. 27 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,022 I knew Lisa was gonna put in the work for us. 28 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:07,192 - This is ours. - [both grunting] 29 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:09,069 I really love the direction 30 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,237 everything is going in with me and Chris. 31 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,656 I'm waiting for the pin to drop of, like, 32 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,492 which way is it gonna go? 33 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,202 Israel showed me some things 34 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,870 that, like, completely grossed me out. 35 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,997 "Every inch of our throbbing [bleep] oiled up, 36 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:24,250 "saggy balls, all the way to our ass." 37 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,045 - Are you watching it? - DEMY: Oh, my God! 38 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,922 Audrey was very "cool girl" 39 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,341 when it came to these two having an OnlyFans. 40 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,551 But would she be the same cool girl 41 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,638 if it came to the oil, the lube, the-- No. 42 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:42,936 ["Being Bad" by Sam Shrieve playing] 43 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:48,108 ♪ I'm just a sucker for an attitude that's haunting me ♪ 44 00:01:48,316 --> 00:01:50,235 Okay, come on, babe. Aim for the hole. 45 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,488 That's the one. We're tied! 46 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,490 - DEMY: I need to go to church. - [Angelica laughs] 47 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:58,034 I only watched, like, 45 seconds of it too. 48 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,953 I can't even imagine all 13 minutes. 49 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:02,789 - Does Audrey know? - ANGELICA: I don't know. 50 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,457 AUDREY: No, you have to get it in the hole. 51 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:05,667 - To score? - AUDREY: Yeah. 52 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,918 We're not having dinner. 53 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,545 [all laughing] 54 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,588 - From the nuts. - [Jason grunts] 55 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:12,632 - Put it in the hole. - [Chris laughs] 56 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,301 How do I look at Chris? How do I look at either one? 57 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:17,303 - Both of them. - That's what I do. I don't. 58 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,305 Every time I look at Chris and Jason, I'm just gonna think, 59 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,809 "Ew." Like, they are literally related by blood. 60 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,853 Once you see it, you can't unsee it. 61 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,771 Okay, I'm gonna change. 62 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,190 - Can you hurry up, Kimberly? - KIM: I'll hurry up. 63 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,692 So I can go take a shot. 64 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:32,902 CHRIS: Good game. I gotta play with you next time. 65 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,821 Kim, I can't wait. I need, like-- I need liquor. 66 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,906 I'm gonna put a straw in the bottle 67 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,199 and then just call it a day. 68 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:40,493 [snoring] 69 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,454 - Do you need, like, mushroom? - DEMY: Yes. 70 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,289 I'm just trying to figure out how much to make. 71 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,625 Oh, sh--. Chef Demy in the building. 72 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,795 Okay, wow. Are these things that you brought from home? 73 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,714 I bought this for Chris and Jason. 74 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,591 Always talking about their dick. 75 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,384 Oh. 76 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,553 Here, let me get a pic for you. Hold on. 77 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,555 Victory! 78 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,390 JASON: Marcus is lit. 79 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,226 Is it-- is it obvious all of a sudden? 80 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:10,065 Who wants a marg? One, two, three. 81 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,900 - Three? - I'll take a marg. 82 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:14,069 I don't really know what's going on with Kim right now. 83 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,862 It's a cautious friendliness. 84 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,113 I don't think that either of us 85 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,740 feel totally safe with each other. 86 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,450 One here so you can muddle it. 87 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,911 Maybe she figured out it's just easier to be nice to me. 88 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:25,622 - I knew you could do it! - Jason, just go halves with me. 89 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,749 I'm already feeling it. I don't wanna get to that level. 90 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,417 It could all be downhill from here. 91 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:30,919 Imagine being unaware. 92 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:34,381 - I miss being ignorant. - I don't deserve this. 93 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,634 I feel like I dodged a weird and incestuous bullet. 94 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,761 No! [laughs] 95 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:41,680 It's gonna be really hard not to look at these two 96 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:42,972 and not think... 97 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,601 I think I just missed my hand. [laughs] 98 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,269 How many ----ing mushrooms you cooking? 99 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,854 DEMY: I just did whatever was in the fridge. 100 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:52,732 You need some water or some ----ing oil. 101 00:03:52,857 --> 00:03:54,651 I don't wanna think about Jason and oil. 102 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:58,196 I don't want him mentioning oil. I don't want him around any oil. 103 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,323 I'm not gonna lube up these mushrooms. 104 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,534 Mushrooms, when they cook, then they get watery, 105 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,077 and then you add the seasoning after. 106 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,787 - Also, go away. - You're right. 107 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,247 No, I wanna see how you cook. 108 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:09,082 - No, I don't-- No. Go. - What do you mean? 109 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:10,792 Somebody get this boy away from me. 110 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,502 What the [bleep]? You don't own the kitchen. 111 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,462 - We're watching. Calm down. - Telling me to calm down 112 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,756 - has never calmed me down. - JASON: You're not at work. 113 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,800 Now I'm gonna purposely be uncalmed. 114 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,554 Demy needs to relax. She still thinks we're at work. 115 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,308 I do want everyone to have fun, but tomorrow we are working. 116 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,853 So let's all just be on our best behavior and do our jobs 117 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,272 and make Lisa happy, and then we can have so much fun. 118 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,191 Yes. Do you know what time we have to be there, Demy? 119 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:37,777 - Early. - What's up with her face? 120 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,654 Like, she's always miserable. 121 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,157 If Demy's here, who's scaring the crows away from our crops? 122 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,867 JASON: Enjoy your mushrooms. 123 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,661 - Hey! Had a good nap? - Yeah. 124 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,247 - JASON: Big dog. - Oh, my guy. 125 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:51,791 I feel good. 126 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,671 No, I know. I'll try and come out my shell. 127 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:57,922 We gotta hit the hot tub. 128 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,215 - Okay, let's go. - You wanna go? 129 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,592 - Yeah, let's go. - Okay. 130 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,345 NATALIE: Are we ready? 131 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,598 If this is broken, I really can't. 132 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,267 - [blender whirring] - [all cheering] 133 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,978 - How are you? - I'm good. 134 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,688 I'm kind of coming out of my-- 135 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,024 I know, I'm in my shell. My social battery's out. 136 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,527 I just get pretty grossed out around the cousins, and, like, 137 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:22,447 I haven't exactly warmed up to Audrey completely yet-- 138 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,074 - [glass shattering] - Uh-oh. 139 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,492 - Oh! - NATALIE: Oh, are you okay? 140 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,951 - First glass broken. - DEMY: Already? 141 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,912 AUDREY: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 142 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,039 I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try again to warm up to them. 143 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:33,541 I just can't hide it. I-- Physically, I'm ill. 144 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,168 - Let's get in. - Okay. 145 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:38,046 SHAYNE: What is making you ill? 146 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,673 Okay... 147 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:47,305 Jason and Chris, naked, oiling each other up, 148 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,932 spreading their butts open. 149 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:53,019 - No. Stop. There's no-- - I'm not joking! [laughs] 150 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,896 I'm sorry, that's just not real. 151 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,773 - It's real. - That's just not real. 152 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,401 Angelica's making it sound like these two dudes 153 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:02,320 are splitting each other open, and I just don't believe that. 154 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,406 But either way, once I found out 155 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:06,658 how much money these guys were making, I was like, 156 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,201 "You can do whatever the hell you wanna do. 157 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,828 "Make your money." 158 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,246 I'm gonna tell you a story, 159 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,165 and it may make you disgusted with me. 160 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,252 [laughs] Are you stressed? 161 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:20,046 I was already stressed. Just say it. 162 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,674 When I was a teenager, my cousin... 163 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,885 - brought his girlfriend-- - Your cousin? 164 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:30,181 My cousin brought his girlfriend into the room to teach me 165 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:32,434 - how to make women-- - What? 166 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:36,229 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. 167 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,439 What? 168 00:06:37,522 --> 00:06:39,399 - Yeah. - What? 169 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,568 Did I really just dodge one incestuous man 170 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,236 just to lean into the arms of another? 171 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,738 - Get back here. - No! [laughs] 172 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,573 - No, get back here. - What? 173 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:50,660 Finally I found someone over six feet, attractive, 174 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,705 actual depth to him, then he's gonna tell me this? 175 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,082 What I'm saying is... 176 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,294 This is all sounding really bad. 177 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,422 There was nothing incestuous between me and my cousin. 178 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,924 You weren't lubing him up and spreading his ass. 179 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,217 I mean, that's really ----ed up. 180 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,636 Come on. There's no way they did that. 181 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,014 I'm gonna love my boys no matter what. 182 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,183 - Love your boys. - Okay. 183 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,352 Don't tell anybody else about this. 184 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,022 I don't think Angelica understands the consequences 185 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,523 of spreading rumors, 186 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,984 and how it is gonna backfire on her, 187 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,112 because they're pretty cool with everybody. So... 188 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,783 you're gonna make enemies. 189 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,203 SHAYNE: Sure. 190 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,706 I'm here for you. And you need anything, I'm right here. 191 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:38,833 - Thanks. - Yeah. 192 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,710 And I'll try not to traumatize you with any more-- 193 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,171 Oh, my God, I almost forgot. 194 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,340 You're gonna need therapy just getting to know me. 195 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,718 I don't have health insurance. This is horrible. 196 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,595 - Oh, no! - [Angelica laughs] 197 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,681 KIM: Cheers to our-- Look at this! 198 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:56,351 Cheers, guys. We love each other, remember? 199 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,312 I love you all. Whether you love me back or not. 200 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,231 - Whatever. - We all do love you, Natalie. 201 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,816 I smell the tequila. 202 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,484 MARCUS: We're on vacay. That's how we do it. 203 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,444 - Mmm. - JASON: Do you like it? 204 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,030 - That is good. - MARCUS: Where's Shayne though? 205 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,074 - I'm gonna go change, okay? - All right, go do that. 206 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,869 ♪♪♪ 207 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,873 Wait, should we go in? Should we come in, big dog? 208 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,085 Time to sit down. 209 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,421 This is simmering my nuts. 210 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,381 - Does it feel good? - A little bit. 211 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:32,637 NATALIE: This is really hot. 212 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,389 - Hot as sh--. - No, it feels really good. 213 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,266 I mean, this view is ----ing amazing. 214 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,686 It really does, though. It looks like we're in Tuscany. 215 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,813 I'm very grateful right now. I feel grateful. 216 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,648 I'm so glad, I was so worried 217 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,525 it was gonna be ----ing like World War III. 218 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,902 - JASON: What, here? - I was gonna say, Natalie, 219 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,572 I feel like with you and the whole situation with the girls-- 220 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,991 Yeah, I feel like it's not that hard to smooth it out, 221 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,534 - because-- - They don't want to. 222 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,369 CHRIS: But, like, you guys are civil, though. 223 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,871 I'm having a really great time. 224 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,456 Like, I'm having a really good time. 225 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,124 Contrary to popular belief, probably, 226 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:03,543 I also am as well. 227 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:07,005 They are the ones that said they don't want to move on. 228 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,965 Honestly, I gotta say something. 229 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,801 Just being, like, empathetic in a sense, I feel like-- 230 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,429 Empathetic's when you feel somebody else's emotions, right? 231 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,557 - Yeah. - Yeah. 232 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,768 From how upset you were to now, I feel like 233 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:23,480 you focusing on yourself brought a better energy to you. 234 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,232 MARCUS: Oh, mother----ers! 235 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:29,652 You assholes got in the goddamn hot tub without me? 236 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,404 Yeah, yeah! 237 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,407 - Are you naked, Shayne? - These are pink shorts. 238 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,284 I was gonna say, your energy's better. 239 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,370 But do you understand that I'm having to put on a brave face? 240 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,747 I didn't really do anything to betray them. 241 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:43,041 Like, they both screamed at me. Their excuse is 242 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:44,584 - that I screamed at them. - MARCUS: Who? 243 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,211 Marcus, we're not allowed to speak. 244 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:48,380 - Not me. Not me. - No, you haven't screamed 245 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,049 at me, but you and I aren't allowed to talk. 246 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,468 MARCUS: I just want us to get past this dumbass bullsh--. 247 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,928 NATALIE: If you were treated the way I-- 248 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,721 DEMY: Somebody's screaming outside. 249 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,390 Why aren't you telling the people 250 00:09:58,515 --> 00:09:59,891 that don't wanna be friends 251 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,726 You want me to get my head taken off, girl? 252 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,812 That's on you, buddy! 253 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,522 That's why I don't care anymore. 254 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,649 SHAYNE: Why are we yelling in the hot tub of all places? 255 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,651 JASON: On the real, bro, I honestly think 256 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,780 that Natalie has been so good at actually, like, moving forward. 257 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,699 MARCUS: You're doing really great. 258 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,200 Yeah, and she really doesn't, like-- 259 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,119 MARCUS: There's no point for blame. 260 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,413 Honestly, like, Venus and me could sit here 261 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,581 for an hour and blame each other. 262 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,291 This was my best friend. 263 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,670 That's what hurts me, is the mother----er, 264 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,130 and I'm not gonna even... 265 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,174 Oh, my gosh. 266 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,719 Marcus, come here, dude. Come on. 267 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,179 NATALIE: Come sit down. Come sit down. 268 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,015 I'm not allowed to talk to him, I'm sorry. 269 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,142 Someone else please handle this. 270 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,519 - Dude, I know he's your boy. - It's so ----ed up, dude. 271 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:49,190 - MARCUS: I know he does. - JASON: He does, dude. 272 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,570 MARCUS: I know. I don't wanna cry anymore. 273 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,155 JASON: Dude, who gives a [bleep], bro? 274 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,907 - MARCUS: Crying the whole time. - JASON: Who cares? 275 00:10:58,033 --> 00:11:00,702 When I am not on good terms with Marcus, it eats him alive. 276 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,246 It's okay, dude. Come on. Let's go in the hot tub. 277 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,790 I do love this man, I care about him, 278 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:07,584 but I'm playing it safe, 279 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:10,295 observing his actions to rebuild our friendship. 280 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,547 If there's any hope for moving forward with him, 281 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,841 I'm just gonna need to see how he behaves on this trip. 282 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,801 We're all upset with each other 283 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,678 because we're all hurt by each other. 284 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,890 So why can't we just drop it and start fresh? 285 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,391 - Why? - MARCUS: I'm down. 286 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,101 Me too, but they're not. 287 00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:28,229 ♪ Feeling the push in the small of your back ♪ 288 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,148 ♪ Taking your chance ♪ 289 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,858 AUDREY: Hey, everyone, dinner's ready. 290 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,526 We can serve ourselves in here. 291 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,195 Yeah, bring your plate. 292 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,821 What's happening? 293 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,991 Demy! Wow, it looks so nice. 294 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,910 DEMY: That's garlic bread, I guess. 295 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,371 That's a baked ziti, I guess. 296 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,873 - VENUS: I want some of that. - Why is it called baked ziti? 297 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,334 Because she baked it and it's a ziti noodle. 298 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,585 What the [bleep] is ziti? 299 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,422 Jason, thank you for standing up for me. 300 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,132 You're welcome. 301 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,636 That's a big deal for me. I'll never forget that. 302 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,680 Aside from Venus, I'm like 303 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,057 everyone's personal punching bag lately. 304 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,559 That gets really lonely and sad and depressing. 305 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,604 So thank God for Jason, who finally sees me, 306 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,898 understands me, validates me. 307 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,317 Like, couldn't be better. 308 00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,320 - You are not drinking. - MARCUS: It's 9:30 and 309 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,823 - you're trying to cut me off? - How about just we stop now? 310 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,741 Yeah, babe, let's save it for mimosas 311 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,494 - before the event tomorrow. - We have to celebrate Demy. 312 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,996 We are not drinking tomorrow before the event. It's work. 313 00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,457 AUDREY: We have the big Women in Wine event tomorrow. 314 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,710 A lot of different winery owners are gonna be there, 315 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,253 and they're all gonna have lunch. 316 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:35,130 KIM: We're gonna pour the wine, 317 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,881 set up the food, serve the food. 318 00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:41,052 Lisa wants us on time and not ----ing off. 319 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,013 MARCUS: Let's hear a sommelier impersonation. 320 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,264 JASON: Marcus, go. 321 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,224 All right, well, 322 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:49,185 we got your Midpoint Cabernet for you here. 323 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:53,231 - Awesome. - Age, um, 1995. 324 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:58,486 SHAYNE: Not the silence! Not the silence! 325 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,281 Give it a little spin, though. 326 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,575 - Here you go. - JASON: Damn. 327 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,410 How's that sh-- smell, dog? 328 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,079 Yeah, he's in party zone. 329 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,166 KIM: You're cut off. 330 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,752 Exactly. Okay, my turn, my turn. 331 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,254 MARCUS: Who's going skinny dipping? 332 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,548 CHRIS: Oh, I charge for cock pics. 333 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,342 DEMY: I know Natalie will. 334 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,010 ["Mini Skirt" by Dirk Steinberg playing] 335 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,678 Get fully naked. 336 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,181 ♪ Cancel your plans, pencil me in ♪ 337 00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:27,932 ♪ I'll wear your favorite mini skirt ♪ 338 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,186 - [Natalie screams] - My nipples are extremely hard. 339 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,355 - [bleep]! - [Demy screams] 340 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,649 ♪ Love on a whim, I'll wear your favorite mini skirt ♪ 341 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:40,111 Can't see my wiener. It's not big right now, dog. 342 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,239 - MARCUS: Oh, sh--. Oh. - [Natalie screams] 343 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,699 LISA: Coming up... 344 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,409 CHRIS: Guess what just happened. 345 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,548 ["Imma 4 Course Meal" by Ava Vice playing] 346 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,096 ♪ I believe respect and love are a human right ♪ 347 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,932 ♪ So if you're gonna catcall me, then you best get it right ♪ 348 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,185 ♪ I'm a little bit salty and a lot a bit sweet ♪ 349 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,479 I'm gonna make some steak and eggs and toast. 350 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,732 VENUS: I'll take some. I know Jason definitely wants some. 351 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,317 JASON: Oh, hell yeah. 352 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,319 [grunts] Pasta was fire last night, 353 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,947 but the only thing is I'm bloated, bro. 354 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,074 JASON: I barely ate pasta. I ate a little salad. 355 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,243 - Did you make the salad? - Yeah, I was gonna say, 356 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,994 - it was so good! - It was good. 357 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,998 You smell bangin'. What is that? 358 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,917 - Me? - Yeah. Perfume or something? 359 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:37,502 It's what I smell like in the morning. 360 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,962 - Smells good. Like an angel. - [laughing] 361 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,714 I tend to pick up on vibes immediately. 362 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,298 You just know. It's chemistry. 363 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,300 When I kiss a girl, I know right away 364 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,136 if the sex is gonna be good and everything. 365 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,971 It's the ----ing smell, bro. 366 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,431 - Like pheromones? - Yeah, dude, 367 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,890 I'm like a ----ing animal, bro. 368 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:54,227 Angelica's pheromones, they are silent. 369 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,063 Natalie's on the other hand, they are loud as [bleep]. 370 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,815 You need to be around every morning. 371 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,734 I'm in such a good mood now. 372 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,027 MARCUS: Oh, my goodness. 373 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,820 All right, I'm taking it easy today. 374 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,447 Breakfast is ready. Y'all can eat up. 375 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,032 Steak and eggs kind of morning? 376 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,491 - AUDREY: Yeah. - Babe, you were up early. 377 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,035 MARCUS: Good morning, guys. 378 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,953 SHAYNE: Your hair's looking good, Marcus. 379 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,497 You even got the little Superman curl right now, dude. 380 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,416 - MARCUS: Okay. - So funny. 381 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,212 - Hi, cutie, how are you? - We gotta leave in, 382 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,048 - like, half hour? - Less than that. 383 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,550 I feel like I didn't get to talk to you so much yesterday. 384 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,344 I know, 'cause last time we spoke, 385 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,179 I think we were still on very separate pages. 386 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,514 Did they tell you about their OF? 387 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,141 OnlyFans? 388 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,435 I got in the shower, and there's like a penis pump. 389 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,936 A what? 390 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,563 WOMAN: Everybody say "penis pump" on three. 391 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:45,111 You didn't think about how it may have felt to me 392 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,655 by sharing something that I told you privately. 393 00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:51,409 I was more upset and hurt that you took that information 394 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,370 and used it, 'cause I was seeing it 395 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,121 like I was saying it to my girls, 396 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,415 and that's why for me it kind of broke my trust a little. 397 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,377 I would never share a secret, your secret. 398 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:03,630 When I threw Jason and Chris under the bus, 399 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,508 I didn't realize you were so attached to it. 400 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,261 I feel like I've learned from the whole penis pump situation. 401 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,930 When it comes to Chris and Jason, 402 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,473 Audrey's protective about them, 403 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,850 and so I feel like now may not be the right time 404 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:20,605 to bring up the whole cousins touching each other situation. 405 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,108 - Sorry for hurting you. - I appreciate that. 406 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,026 And I think we both are probably a little 407 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,444 still confused about the situation. 408 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,321 I think it's not worth holding on to. 409 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,073 I don't think it's worth holding on to at all. 410 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,783 SHAYNE: You excited about work today? 411 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,493 - No. - I gotta do all my sh--. 412 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,162 I gotta go for a run. Gonna hit a 12-step meeting. 413 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,665 I had a little nightmare last night that I took 414 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,292 alcohol away from Marcus. I said, "You've had enough." 415 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,919 And then I hit the corner and started ----ing-- 416 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,754 I just started chugging it. 417 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,506 How was your date with Shayne? 418 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:49,718 The date was really nice. He's just so honest. 419 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,095 Yeah, he is. He's really real. 420 00:16:52,220 --> 00:16:54,514 How are you in your little situation? 421 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,099 She sleep in the bed last night? 422 00:16:56,224 --> 00:17:00,061 No, no, no, no. She may let me go that route. 423 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,815 But I feel like she kind of needs a little more security. 424 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:07,652 And I've kind of told her I'm really not boyfriend material. 425 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,404 You were straight up about that? 426 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,197 I was straight up about that. But I do wanna do that. 427 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,533 Like, tremendous. Like, I badly want to do that. 428 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,493 [Shayne cackling] 429 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,705 This is where the ethics become difficult. 430 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,666 I know that she wants somebody to rely on emotionally. 431 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,793 And I know I don't have those tools. 432 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:27,005 But I wanna sleep with her. 433 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:32,802 And it's just like two worlds at war. 434 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:36,473 But it's also not like I just want that. 435 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,058 You know, I like... 436 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,684 It doesn't even seem like you just, like-- 437 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,102 Even you guys, like, in the jacuzzi last night, 438 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,479 it feels like you guys were having, 439 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:43,897 like, a deep conversation about something. 440 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,231 Um... 441 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,279 We really get along. 442 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,366 But it does seem that things are mellowing out. 443 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,534 I've noticed her and Audrey are cool. 444 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,536 They seem to be getting along. 445 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,290 He also, I feel like in a way brought us closer together. 446 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,750 - 'Cause I know you-- - Me and you? 447 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,126 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 448 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,379 Listen, I don't trust the girl. 449 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,130 But I don't wanna be a dick about it anymore. 450 00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,132 It's like, white flag. It's almost like a truce. 451 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,467 - Love you. - You too. 452 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,052 I'm so glad we had this conversation. 453 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,388 Sometimes it's better to get your dickness out. 454 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,014 You know, nobody wants to be a dick. 455 00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,141 - Put on some shoes, girl. - I know, I meant to. 456 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,144 I didn't realize there was some rocks out here. 457 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,897 MARCUS: Can I do a little shavey shave real quick, babe? 458 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,816 I only use Gucci bronzer. 459 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,568 I like it. 460 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,406 [phone ringing] 461 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,783 Hey, what's going on? 462 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,536 I need another spray tan and I need more Botox. 463 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,913 I think my mission right now is finding a man. 464 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,832 Maybe you'll find it in San Luis Obispo. 465 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,668 I'd rather find it here than the garbage options 466 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,003 I got in West Hollywood. 467 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,838 I don't get hit on by men. 468 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:53,425 In West Hollywood, there's only one standard of gay, 469 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,635 and it's big and muscular. 470 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,303 And if you're not that, then you are 471 00:18:57,429 --> 00:18:59,681 on the low of the dating pool. 472 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:03,059 In Texas, everyone is looking for love. 473 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,729 In West Hollywood, you greet someone by eating their ass. 474 00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,313 [laughs] Hold on, I'm sorry. 475 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,732 MARCUS: Do you know how long this thing is? 476 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,900 - I think it's three hours. - What? 477 00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:14,571 I have never ran across a man that I felt 478 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:16,948 deserved my time and energy or my body. 479 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,325 They're whores out here in West Hollywood. 480 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,619 So guess what just happened? 481 00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,121 What? 482 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:25,957 CHRIS: I have him on speaker. 483 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,959 We're talking about going to Bali. 484 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,336 He's like... 485 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,883 I'm like, "Bro." 486 00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,846 - Yeah. - CHRIS: But, like... 487 00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:41,264 MARCUS: She got a little pissed? 488 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,183 I mean, I don't-- 489 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,562 CHRIS: I kind of just laughed it off, and then I was like, 490 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,147 "[bleep], she definitely heard that, so..." 491 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,649 AUDREY: It's making me question everything. 492 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,151 Well, how does he feel about me? 493 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,527 Does he think of me romantically? 494 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,862 Is he just trying to get in my pants? 495 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,990 Maybe Chris just acts like he would be 496 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:02,369 in a relationship with you, but really he's a [bleep] boy. 497 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,044 - NATALIE: Let's go, please. - I do not have the address. 498 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,214 Does anyone-- do you know the location, babe? 499 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,883 No, I don't. I don't know anything. 500 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:20,720 But let's just go. 501 00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,222 - MARCUS: Who's got the keys? - I'll get it. 502 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,015 - SHAYNE: Bye. - What's good, Nat? 503 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,558 You're coming with us. 504 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,352 NATALIE: Everyone was sh---ing in my bathroom. 505 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,521 I'm blaming Natalie and Kim. 506 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,565 I didn't sh-- there. 507 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:36,277 All right, let's go [bleep] up some women and wines. 508 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,283 CHRIS: You make it look pretty cool. 509 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,704 The grapes are actually gonna taste different as you go up. 510 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,873 I learned all that in like my sommelier class. 511 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,250 You said "Somalians?" 512 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,710 - What'd you say? - I said sommelier. 513 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,962 - Sommelier. - Sommelier. 514 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,465 - AUDREY: Let's get it, guys. - NATALIE: Let's go. 515 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,717 Let's make mama proud. 516 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:03,054 ♪ Hey, let me show you how I do it, do it ♪ 517 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,723 - VENUS: Gorgeous. - CHRIS: It really is. 518 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,100 Hi. 519 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,436 - Are you ready to work? - Yes. 520 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,521 CHRIS: [bleep], we gotta work. 521 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,148 MARCUS: This sucks. 522 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,984 We're serving all rosés, so we have the Vanderpump wines, 523 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:19,237 and then our wines, but first we have to pull out some linens. 524 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,365 We need to get the wines chilled and out with an ice bucket. 525 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:25,160 This is some fancy sh-- I've never experienced before. 526 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,246 Obviously, I love working for Lisa Vanderpump. 527 00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:31,291 She is the queen, absolute national icon 528 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,959 of the United States of America. 529 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,295 And I wanna prove to her that I can move up at SUR. 530 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,130 I am that bitch. 531 00:21:38,757 --> 00:21:40,133 But, at the end of the day, 532 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,968 if someone who owns this estate 533 00:21:42,135 --> 00:21:43,678 wants to come swoop me off my feet 534 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,805 and make me never have to work another day in my life, 535 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,724 I would be totally fine with that. 536 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,268 - How is everything going? - Everything's going great. 537 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,728 The staff has been hard at work. 538 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,522 - LISA: My staff? - [Marcus groans] 539 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:56,399 Feeling so lazy right now. 540 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,026 - Your staff? - LISA: Okay. 541 00:21:58,193 --> 00:21:59,277 DEMY: So annoying. 542 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,403 I don't wanna get a farmer's tan. 543 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,072 I need them to be perfect. 544 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,698 MARCUS: I have a hangover today. 545 00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:05,450 The last thing I want to do right now 546 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,619 is serve all these housewives rosé. 547 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,537 LISA: Hello. 548 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,164 Are you loving it here? 549 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,999 NATALIE: So beautiful. 550 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,251 MARCUS: I would much rather be drinking the rosé by myself. 551 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,003 Watch "Maury." 552 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,672 That just showed my age a little bit. 553 00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:20,465 LISA: When we say everybody's tasting the wines, 554 00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:23,510 - that is everybody but you. - LAUREN: But you. 555 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,345 Aw. 556 00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:28,181 LISA: The Women in Wine event is an honor to be part of. 557 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,683 It's great for business. 558 00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,186 Welcome. I love that dress. 559 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,189 - You all look lovely. - The Vanderpump one, I guess. 560 00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:37,899 It's so good. 561 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,443 LISA: These women here today are the creme de la creme 562 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,028 of the wine world. 563 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,989 And to be successful in business can be challenging, 564 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:47,701 especially in male-dominated businesses. 565 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,703 - WOMAN: Did you bring the dogs? - No. 566 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,372 - NATALIE: Oh, God. Oh, [bleep]. - CHRIS: Oh. 567 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,332 I brought some wild animals with me, 568 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,084 - if that counts. - I didn't do it. 569 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:57,377 CHRIS: It was definitely in the way. 570 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,795 NATALIE: It wasn't me. 571 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,588 That is salmon, royal sturgeon caviar, 572 00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:02,257 and creme fraiche. 573 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,217 This looks like a good spot for me. [clears throat] 574 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,096 Feels like you're over this already. 575 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:09,389 I know. 576 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,935 I know how hard this business is, 577 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,896 and to see successful female entrepreneurs, 578 00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,274 it's something after my own heart. 579 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,943 So, thank you to all of you for coming, and-- 580 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,653 CHRIS: Hello, ladies. 581 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,573 So, we're gonna start off with our Vanderpump Root Rosé. 582 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,408 - This is a Crémant. - Chris. 583 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:29,617 CHRIS: You all look wonderful, by the way. 584 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,578 [laughter] 585 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:32,954 CHRIS: Enjoy, ladies. 586 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,085 CHRIS: This is my cousin. You can see the resemblance. 587 00:23:43,757 --> 00:23:46,051 Okay, Chris. We're good. 588 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:49,554 That's verging on the edge of inappropriateness, 589 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:53,808 but we are a naughty, sexy, young brand, 590 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:57,270 and got my very handsome group of men. 591 00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,230 It's also nice for the ladies, 592 00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,024 I mean, to a certain extent, isn't it? 593 00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:02,734 Shall I join? 594 00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,404 Good Lord. 595 00:24:06,571 --> 00:24:07,739 Serving themselves up. 596 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,949 Need to serve the food and shut up. 597 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:13,411 We're gonna fill up the ladies that need a filling. 598 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,497 [laughter] 599 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:23,046 Oh, my gosh, what? 600 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:24,464 I'm shook. 601 00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,095 Oh, my God. 602 00:24:30,261 --> 00:24:31,680 Do you need to sleep in my bed? 603 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,224 You can go to the bunk bed. 604 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,517 There's one more bunk bed. 605 00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,939 I'm surprised that Chris and Audrey are having 606 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,732 any issues at all right now, 607 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:45,610 because they've seemed actually adorable this whole trip. 608 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,570 They're cuddling in the car. 609 00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:50,657 They're sharing the primary bedroom in the Airbnb. 610 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,409 So this seems like a Chris problem 611 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:53,743 and not an Audrey problem. 612 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:05,338 [ominous music] 613 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:11,136 WOMAN: We have salt cured zucchini, red peppers, 614 00:25:11,302 --> 00:25:14,014 edamame, and then a mixed teriyaki. 615 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:17,017 Wait, is your girl mad at you or something? 616 00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,020 I don't know. I have to talk to her. 617 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,563 JASON: She said she might sleep in the bunk beds, I heard. 618 00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:22,939 CHRIS: Shut up. 619 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,357 Yeah, because I was like, 620 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:25,650 "Maybe she didn't want to sleep next to you." 621 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,402 CHRIS: Shut the [bleep] up. 622 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,279 I swear, I was like, "Chris is on the sh-- list." 623 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,322 Yeah, it's because your brother just said some crazy sh--. 624 00:25:31,489 --> 00:25:34,409 This is delicious, and so is this sparkling rosé. 625 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,286 WOMAN: Thank you. 626 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,620 I had him on speaker, talking about our trip to Bali, 627 00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:38,872 and he was just like, out of nowhere, 628 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,331 he was just like, "Dude, yeah, 629 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:41,791 "we'll probably be ----ing mad bitches." 630 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:43,376 - She heard it. - She was right there. 631 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:44,711 JASON: He's a single, horny guy right now. 632 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,588 That's what I'm saying, I know. 633 00:25:46,755 --> 00:25:47,797 And she obviously doesn't understand that. 634 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,049 She doesn't know. 635 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:50,508 Yeah, what did you say to that? 636 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,093 What was your response? "[bleep] yeah." 637 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,553 No, I was like, "Dude, shut the [bleep] up." 638 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,888 Audrey's being super cold with me. 639 00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:56,556 It really just puts into perspective 640 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,933 how much I do care about this woman. 641 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,435 She's definitely upset. 642 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:01,770 Can we please finish clearing that table, 643 00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,271 and then there's nothing else to do. 644 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,773 Just tell her about it, that's not you. 645 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:06,274 Like, yeah, we're going to have hiccups, 646 00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:09,277 but like, why is she not talking to me about this? 647 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,905 Right behind you. 648 00:26:12,072 --> 00:26:13,573 CHRIS: What time is it, like 2:30? 649 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,617 Shayne's probably bored out of his mind. 650 00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,998 Oh, I needed a moment to myself. 651 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:26,378 I am so grateful that I get to kick it solo-dolo. 652 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,213 I get to get some sunlight. 653 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,006 I get to do my breath work. 654 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,425 [loud exhales] 655 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:33,677 Wim Hof. 656 00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:36,346 [exhales forcefully] 657 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:37,764 I had to protect my peace, 658 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,099 especially with this kind of drama 659 00:26:39,224 --> 00:26:40,475 that was going on around me. 660 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,270 And then I realized I was kind of lonely. 661 00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:47,774 I missed my friends. 662 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,234 VENUS: I'm just going to watch Lisa. 663 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:51,403 She's ----ing iconic over there. 664 00:26:51,569 --> 00:26:53,405 This is what bitches do when they have nothing else to do. 665 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,031 Exactly. I like that. 666 00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:57,117 Okay, I think let's go start clearing. 667 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,161 The Women in Wine event turned out to be everything 668 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:01,996 I hoped it would. 669 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,332 I am too. 670 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:05,667 - That's why I asked you. - My family is-- 671 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:07,002 Well, I'm Jewish. 672 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:08,670 The ladies love the guys, that's for sure. 673 00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:10,588 And they love the attention, clearly. 674 00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:12,048 My staff were great. 675 00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:13,508 It was relaxed. 676 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:14,926 It was everything the event should be. 677 00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:17,012 Halle ----ing lujah. 678 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:19,681 Okay, listen, I'm going to leave now for World Dog Day. 679 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:21,433 So I know you're going to stay for a few days. 680 00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:23,435 - Have fun. - NATALIE: Goodbye. 681 00:27:23,727 --> 00:27:27,355 ♪♪♪ 682 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:29,899 DEMY: We need help carrying the boxes of wine. 683 00:27:30,108 --> 00:27:32,193 Shayne Davis. 684 00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:34,779 It's really heavy, the one in the back seat. 685 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:38,033 Yo, we got the whole set up. 686 00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:42,037 Opa! 687 00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:44,581 - MARCUS: Shayne, grill master. - Let's do it. 688 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:47,292 CHRIS: All right, I'm bringing some lettuce, some tomato. 689 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,044 SHAYNE: Perfect, perfect. 690 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,587 We're making burgers. Is everyone okay with cheese? 691 00:27:50,754 --> 00:27:51,963 - DEMY: Yeah. - We got burgers. 692 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:54,090 NATALIE: I want a hot sausage. 693 00:27:54,257 --> 00:27:55,550 I can't wait to eat. 694 00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,804 [Demy screams] It looks so good. 695 00:27:59,971 --> 00:28:01,139 ANGELICA: I think I'm gonna orgasm. 696 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:04,225 AUDREY: Look at you all wet and glistening. 697 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,519 I got a little spicy sausage here. 698 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,396 That looks ----ing good. I'll take a bite. 699 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,524 - You good? - You laughing at me? 700 00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:13,109 Yeah. 701 00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:14,944 I'm a mess. 702 00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,363 How you doing? 703 00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:17,447 I'm doing okay, how are you doing? 704 00:28:17,655 --> 00:28:19,032 CHRIS: I'm good. 705 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:20,784 You were a little shy today, what happened? 706 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:22,202 I was a little off today. 707 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:23,912 CHRIS: Were you upset about the phone call? 708 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,374 It just kind of threw me off a bit. 709 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,794 I've told you my biggest fear in this would be, like, 710 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,213 - if it wasn't genuine for you. - CHRIS: Right. 711 00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:35,715 And so in that moment, my brain was like, 712 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,218 "Okay, well I know what I'm feeling is real. 713 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:41,930 "And I'm letting my walls down and trying." 714 00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:44,683 It definitely made me take a little step back 715 00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:46,643 and kind of evaluate 716 00:28:46,810 --> 00:28:49,854 if like, you were in the same headspace. 717 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,483 Now I think my question to you is, 718 00:28:53,692 --> 00:28:55,652 how do you feel towards me? 719 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,612 I mean, I obviously ----ing like you. 720 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,406 Like other than that, has there ever been a moment 721 00:28:59,572 --> 00:29:01,908 where you thought like, I wasn't into you... 722 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:03,410 - AUDREY: No. No. - ...other than that? 723 00:29:03,493 --> 00:29:04,994 Which is why I was a little bit confused 724 00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:06,496 because it was the first thing where I was like, 725 00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,164 wait, this is going great. 726 00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:10,333 I don't know what you're talking about. 727 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:12,919 I feel like I self-sabotage a lot of my relationships. 728 00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:15,714 I look for the bad things, but I don't know. 729 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,425 In this situation, I wasn't looking for anything. 730 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,885 The red flag appeared in front of my face. 731 00:29:21,052 --> 00:29:24,139 I wouldn't be here with you 732 00:29:24,264 --> 00:29:27,267 if I didn't like you as much as I do. 733 00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:30,395 Yeah. Okay. I just want to make sure. 734 00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,230 If it was... 735 00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:33,815 - If it's real, yeah. - Yeah. 736 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:36,151 - I'm sorry, babe. - [Audrey chuckles] 737 00:29:36,317 --> 00:29:39,320 Justin was saying on the phone that when we go to Bali, 738 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:40,905 we're going to be ----ing mad bitches. 739 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,323 I won't be doing that. 740 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,367 I'll be "talking to bitches," 741 00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,828 but I won't just be ----king all of them, come on. 742 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:49,539 And that was not the point of, like, the trip at all. 743 00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:51,916 DEMY: Venus is dying to play a game. 744 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,335 Okay, let's play a game. 745 00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:56,588 Pick your poison. 746 00:29:56,796 --> 00:29:58,465 The game's called squirt. 747 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,176 You get a squirt gun. I have a stack of questions. 748 00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:03,970 And whenever you pull the card, whoever the answer is... 749 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,473 - [laughter] - ...you squirt them. 750 00:30:06,681 --> 00:30:08,183 All right, the first one says 751 00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:10,810 squirt the bitch who can't handle their alcohol. 752 00:30:10,894 --> 00:30:12,145 Oh! 753 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,605 Kimberly, it's not your choice. 754 00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:15,482 It's the person who's reading the card. 755 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:17,442 Honestly, I feel like if we all do it at the same time, 756 00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,194 that actually sounds more fun. 757 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,654 MARCUS: I can handle my ---ing alcohol, you asshole. 758 00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,823 I'm the drunk guy all of a sudden. 759 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:25,325 KIMBERLY: Don't say all of a sudden. 760 00:30:25,492 --> 00:30:27,243 Hey, can you get out of the boys' bathroom? 761 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:29,037 This is the boys' room. 762 00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:31,790 Kimberly just walked out on me. 763 00:30:31,956 --> 00:30:34,167 She looks real good doing it. 764 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:37,462 SHAYNE: Squirt who you think has the most secrets. 765 00:30:37,545 --> 00:30:38,630 - [men exclaiming] - [laughter] 766 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:40,382 VENUS: Uh-oh, got personal. 767 00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:42,217 The most secrets, though. 768 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:43,718 [women screaming] 769 00:30:43,927 --> 00:30:45,762 Everyone shoot the person that gets chosen. 770 00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:48,890 Marcus, you are going to be so sorry. 771 00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:50,684 I'm the one that has the most secrets? 772 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,103 Chris and Jason are sitting on the mother of all secrets. 773 00:30:53,269 --> 00:30:55,355 The cousin of all secrets. 774 00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:57,649 Squirt who you think is the funniest 775 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,442 and the hottest in the group. 776 00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:01,611 [all exclaiming] 777 00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:05,281 MARCUS: Oh, sh--. Oh, ooh! 778 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:07,367 ANGELICA: I feel like Shayne and I are actually, 779 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:09,327 like, growing something here. 780 00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:12,247 More than just, like, flirtation. 781 00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:14,416 [laughter] 782 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:17,252 I feel it in my ovaries. Right here. Beep, beep, beep. 783 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:21,840 They're, like, "Monogamy. Kids." Yay! 784 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:24,592 JASON: All right, well, I think that was a way to end it, yeah? 785 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:27,512 [Jason exclaims] 786 00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:30,724 - LISA: Coming up... - MARCUS: Kiss! 787 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:33,059 No, I love Venus. I'll give him a hug. 788 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,769 All right, fine, just kiss me, then. 789 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:36,980 KIMBERLY: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss! 790 00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:38,606 [screaming] 791 00:31:43,111 --> 00:31:44,821 SHAYNE: That was really fun, Venus, than you for that. 792 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,698 - What are you going to wear? - Jeans and a crop top. 793 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:48,742 - It's a dope shirt. - Shane gave it to me. 794 00:31:48,867 --> 00:31:50,285 He's like, let me put you in this. 795 00:31:50,493 --> 00:31:51,536 [laughter] 796 00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:53,455 I got tan lines here. 797 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:56,583 MARCUS: Okay, who's ready to relive our college glory days? 798 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,501 Be, like, totally wasted, bro. 799 00:31:58,626 --> 00:31:59,961 From what I know, 800 00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:01,838 San Luis Obispo is some college town. 801 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:03,423 Okay, we'll see you guys there. 802 00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:05,258 Thursday night, they have a farmer's market. 803 00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:06,926 Yay! 804 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:09,429 Oh, my God, 32 minutes away? What the hell? 805 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,639 When all the girls were getting super excited to go, 806 00:32:11,806 --> 00:32:13,933 I was like, I don't want to go look at fruits and vegetables. 807 00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:15,685 I had no idea it was, like, a street party. 808 00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:18,188 ["Feeling Me" Patron Saints] 809 00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:21,191 ♪ There ain't no concealing it, I'm feeling it ♪ 810 00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:23,485 This place is huge. 811 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:25,945 MARCUS: Dance with me, Kimberly. 812 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:27,697 Let's go dance. 813 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,450 Are you guys trying to compete with us or something? 814 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:32,202 They could never. 815 00:32:32,327 --> 00:32:34,079 Marcus and Kim are back together? 816 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:35,789 Who would have thunk? 817 00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:38,083 The world's shortest breakup has come to an end. 818 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,543 Let me slap on my surprised face. 819 00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:42,837 - Do you want something? - Maybe. 820 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,674 - Okay. Let's go check it out. - [Angelica chuckles] 821 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,010 You want baked beans? Baby back ribs? 822 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,887 SHAYNE: No, I can't do. 823 00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:54,391 It feels really good to play house with Angelica. 824 00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:58,687 It feels like I've got, like, a mini girlfriend for vacation. 825 00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:01,356 - What are you feeling? - Follow your heart. 826 00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:02,732 Even though I've told her 827 00:33:02,857 --> 00:33:04,192 I don't want to do something serious, 828 00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:06,611 it's really hard to say, "Hey, pump the brakes." 829 00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:08,613 Hey, let me just get the pulled pork. 830 00:33:08,738 --> 00:33:09,989 Thank you. That looks good. 831 00:33:10,198 --> 00:33:11,700 Whoa! Is it good? 832 00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:13,201 MARCUS: [bleep] it up, Shane. [bleep] it up, boy. 833 00:33:13,410 --> 00:33:14,994 [Natalie exclaims] 834 00:33:18,164 --> 00:33:20,500 There you go. Not bad. 835 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:23,378 - You want some? - Oh, God. No, no, no. I'm good. 836 00:33:24,838 --> 00:33:26,548 - NATALIE: So good. - Mmm. 837 00:33:31,928 --> 00:33:33,972 Shane can share his pulled pork sandwich 838 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,974 with whoever he wants to, but why does it have to be 839 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,226 the one girl that he took on a date? 840 00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:39,644 That's good, huh? 841 00:33:39,728 --> 00:33:41,813 He offered his sandwich to everybody. 842 00:33:41,938 --> 00:33:43,898 I don't offer my sandwich to everybody. 843 00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:46,651 No, he's offering his pulled pork sandwich to everybody. 844 00:33:46,860 --> 00:33:48,319 I think Angelica could definitely be 845 00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:50,864 a little obsessive when it comes to guys. 846 00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:52,824 JASON: How was you guys' video shoot? 847 00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:54,534 At the beach, we had to kiss. 848 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,703 AUDREY: ...shivering, and I'm over there... 849 00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:58,788 - CHRIS: Oh, my God. - ...in a wet dress. 850 00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,749 JASON: ...way stronger than me. 851 00:34:00,957 --> 00:34:02,500 Jason might not be the brightest bulb, 852 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,336 but the one thing he did right was realize 853 00:34:04,544 --> 00:34:06,504 that Angelica's a little too much right now. 854 00:34:06,671 --> 00:34:07,839 ANGELICA: I want a beignet. 855 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:09,674 SHAYNE: Let's go get one. 856 00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:11,843 - CHRIS: Mmm. - What the [bleep] is this? 857 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:14,054 You can't do that, babe. 858 00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:16,306 [indistinct] 859 00:34:16,431 --> 00:34:18,975 ♪ You know I love the attention ♪ 860 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:21,102 Please don't. 861 00:34:22,854 --> 00:34:24,522 Oh, my God. 862 00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:26,608 I didn't realize I was being invited to a couple's retreat. 863 00:34:26,733 --> 00:34:28,860 - We're going to set you up. - Please don't. 864 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:32,030 I guess the only person I have left is Demy. 865 00:34:33,365 --> 00:34:35,158 We could be a couple. Sorry, HR. 866 00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:36,785 At least Demy has a fat ass. 867 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:40,121 Are you guys having a thing? Because I'll go away. 868 00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:41,623 - No. No. - No. 869 00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:43,124 I just don't want to be around for it. 870 00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:44,793 It's going to gross me out. I'm sorry. 871 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,544 We're not a couple, but if we were, 872 00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:47,879 we would be so cute. 873 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:51,257 It's like, so friends. 874 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:54,928 Natalie is a ----ing badass. 875 00:34:55,053 --> 00:34:58,306 She wears a leather jacket. She has cool-ass long hair. 876 00:34:58,473 --> 00:35:01,226 She just throws it back. She just doesn't give a [bleep]. 877 00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:02,936 You are so ----ing cool. 878 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,855 You have dark energy, but you're also like a fairy. 879 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:08,400 I definitely am bonding with you, you're cool as sh--. 880 00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,818 And I'm thinking, "Damn, that was real sh-- 881 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:11,194 that you said that, for real." 882 00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:12,696 I feel like if we were just out 883 00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,364 and somebody was talking sh--, 884 00:35:14,531 --> 00:35:15,907 she would just beat them up for me or something. 885 00:35:16,032 --> 00:35:17,617 I'd be like, "Oh, you're cool." [chuckles] 886 00:35:17,784 --> 00:35:20,662 KIMBERLY: Can we go? I need to get a vodka. 887 00:35:20,870 --> 00:35:23,581 No one's eating anything else until I get an alcohol. 888 00:35:23,790 --> 00:35:26,334 [upbeat music playing] 889 00:35:26,668 --> 00:35:30,296 ♪♪♪ 890 00:35:30,505 --> 00:35:32,424 - [Kimberly exclaims] - Hey. 891 00:35:32,632 --> 00:35:34,634 MARCUS: Made it in one piece. 892 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:35,927 AUDREY: That was a lot of people. 893 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:37,303 JASON: Tequila Tequiero. 894 00:35:37,512 --> 00:35:39,472 Okay, I'll do the Tequila Tequiero, 895 00:35:39,681 --> 00:35:41,266 and then I'll also do the virgin margarita. 896 00:35:41,474 --> 00:35:42,892 I feel like you're not going to like this. 897 00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:44,436 - Why? - Do you like mezcal? 898 00:35:44,644 --> 00:35:46,062 - It's super strong. - I don't hate mezcal. 899 00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:48,273 Okay, then you might not like the smokiness of it. 900 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,816 I think that's so good. I would get that. 901 00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:51,568 - It's good, right? - Yeah, I really like it. 902 00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:54,195 - What's going on? - I mean, this is hilarious. 903 00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:56,823 They're really, really, really good. 904 00:35:57,032 --> 00:35:58,950 - It's amazing. - Really good, yeah. 905 00:35:59,075 --> 00:36:00,952 This says, smoke and honey is the best. 906 00:36:02,704 --> 00:36:05,040 - Yeah. Jesus Christ. - DEMY: Yeah. 907 00:36:06,124 --> 00:36:07,334 DEMY: Yeah, so good. 908 00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:11,713 Do you want to taste his before you order it? 909 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:13,089 You can if you want. Here. 910 00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:15,258 DEMY: Yeah, you can taste his. 911 00:36:15,383 --> 00:36:16,968 - AUDREY: Yes, he is. - I am, I am. 912 00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:19,721 What's your name? 913 00:36:19,888 --> 00:36:21,765 Kevin, Audrey, nice to meet you. This is Venus. 914 00:36:21,931 --> 00:36:23,058 I'm Venus. 915 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:27,729 VENUS: I would say I'm a pillow princess in the flirting game. 916 00:36:29,814 --> 00:36:31,316 He is busy. 917 00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:34,778 He's my type, but I'm intimidated by men like him. 918 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:36,988 And what if he isn't gay? 919 00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:41,451 I have the worst gaydar. 920 00:36:41,659 --> 00:36:43,787 I didn't even know I was gay until I was in the 9th grade 921 00:36:43,995 --> 00:36:45,580 and I thought my teacher was hot. 922 00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:47,832 Nice to meet you. 923 00:36:47,999 --> 00:36:50,251 [laughter and indistinct chatter] 924 00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:51,544 AUDREY: So he's gone forever? 925 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:52,837 I don't know. 926 00:36:52,962 --> 00:36:54,714 All I know is I was blushing. 927 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:56,424 AUDREY: That was crazy. 928 00:36:56,591 --> 00:36:57,884 Venus was like, "Ooh, that's my type." 929 00:36:58,009 --> 00:37:00,220 And I'm like, "Girl, make a move." 930 00:37:00,345 --> 00:37:03,807 We've waited seven years. It's his time to shine. 931 00:37:03,973 --> 00:37:05,392 MARCUS: Found him. 932 00:37:05,558 --> 00:37:07,519 - What is it? - Who's he with? 933 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:09,229 - He's with a girl. - [Audrey groans] 934 00:37:09,396 --> 00:37:11,189 I was like, "You guys aren't on a date, are you?" 935 00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:13,858 - The girl was like, no. - [Audrey screaming] 936 00:37:13,983 --> 00:37:16,111 MARCUS: Me and Venus had a falling out, 937 00:37:16,319 --> 00:37:17,570 but at the end of the day, 938 00:37:17,696 --> 00:37:19,864 he didn't screw me over in some major way 939 00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:21,658 that's just totally unforgivable. 940 00:37:21,866 --> 00:37:23,952 He did seem a little nervous, though, I will say. 941 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,328 CHRIS: He seemed a little nervous? 942 00:37:25,537 --> 00:37:26,871 I told them both to come join us. 943 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,082 Obviously, I still care about him, 944 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,334 so let me kind of wingman it for you. 945 00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:35,005 Are you ready for this? This is what you've manifested. 946 00:37:35,213 --> 00:37:37,132 This is what you've talked about into existence. 947 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:38,967 You are that girl. 948 00:37:39,134 --> 00:37:41,386 - No, no, no, no. No, no, no. - Okay, okay, listen. 949 00:37:41,553 --> 00:37:42,846 Listen to me. Listen to me. 950 00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:44,597 - Slap me. - Look into my eyes. 951 00:37:44,764 --> 00:37:46,599 - Look into my eyes. - Slap me harder, bitch. 952 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:47,892 Okay. 953 00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:49,477 - AUDREY: Lock in. - VENUS: Okay. 954 00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,229 I slapped the sh-- out of you, so come on now. 955 00:37:51,354 --> 00:37:53,148 - Yeah. - Don't let that be for nothing. 956 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,489 ♪ Def' coming at the 3-1-0 ♪ 957 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,450 MARCUS: Oh, yeah! 958 00:38:03,658 --> 00:38:04,743 AUDREY: Go, let's go, let's go. 959 00:38:04,909 --> 00:38:06,244 CHRIS: Let's go. Black Sheep it is. 960 00:38:06,369 --> 00:38:08,872 MARCUS: Black Sheep, we go. Here we are. 961 00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:10,415 [Audrey exclaiming] 962 00:38:10,623 --> 00:38:13,168 Let's go to the back. You guys got a spot? 963 00:38:13,335 --> 00:38:14,878 This is our spot. 964 00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,255 CHRIS: Venus, I can't wait to see your man come. 965 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:20,467 - The mama sheep sounds so good. - The mama sheep? 966 00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:22,469 I want a Manhattan. 967 00:38:22,635 --> 00:38:24,262 JASON: Can we pepper spray somebody tonight? 968 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:26,097 Guys, let's be classy. 969 00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:28,058 We're representing sexy unique restaurants. 970 00:38:28,266 --> 00:38:31,561 Before we get our drinks, we're all going to breathalyze. 971 00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:33,063 Blow, blow. 972 00:38:33,229 --> 00:38:34,481 VENUS: I love her blow face. 973 00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:36,149 ANGELICA: Can I go before Jason? 974 00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:38,693 CHRIS: Big money, big money, big money, big money. 975 00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:42,697 I have on my keys a little breathalyzer. 976 00:38:42,864 --> 00:38:44,324 Obviously, for safety, I don't want anybody to, 977 00:38:44,491 --> 00:38:46,743 you know, drive, and also, I just... 978 00:38:46,868 --> 00:38:48,286 like to see who's the drunkest. 979 00:38:48,411 --> 00:38:50,997 JASON: .07? Goddamn, dude. You're, like, sober. 980 00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:54,376 You're at .14. I'm very proud. 981 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:56,753 MARCUS: How the [bleep] is Natalie twice me? 982 00:38:56,878 --> 00:38:58,755 - [faint beep] - [all screaming] 983 00:38:58,922 --> 00:39:01,299 I win! [screaming] 984 00:39:01,466 --> 00:39:02,676 .15! 985 00:39:02,842 --> 00:39:05,136 The highest it gets to is .27. 986 00:39:07,347 --> 00:39:09,974 I think the highest was a .23. 987 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:12,185 That was me, actually. Don't judge me. 988 00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:14,521 - AUDREY: Where's Kevin? - His energy made me, 989 00:39:14,646 --> 00:39:15,897 like, whoa. 990 00:39:16,064 --> 00:39:17,982 If you're interested, make that clear, 991 00:39:18,149 --> 00:39:19,734 because he literally walked away, 992 00:39:19,901 --> 00:39:21,778 - because you were, like... - AUDREY: Turning away. 993 00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:23,238 "I'm Venus." 994 00:39:23,405 --> 00:39:24,948 Chris just said I do the same thing. 995 00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:27,742 KIMBERLY: When's the last time you kissed somebody, bro? 996 00:39:27,909 --> 00:39:29,327 VENUS: When I was 20 years old. 997 00:39:29,494 --> 00:39:30,495 - That's all right. - No, but... 998 00:39:30,662 --> 00:39:32,330 Rome wasn't built in seven years. 999 00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:33,748 I gotta get him ----ing laid. 1000 00:39:33,915 --> 00:39:35,542 Yo, Venus, let's pretend I'm the guy. 1001 00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:37,377 We're going to do a little role play 1002 00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:39,045 - to prepare Venus. - AUDREY: Okay. 1003 00:39:39,212 --> 00:39:40,463 He's a good-looking dude, too. 1004 00:39:40,630 --> 00:39:42,132 He's, like, tall, amazing jawline, 1005 00:39:42,298 --> 00:39:43,591 that ----ing mane, 1006 00:39:43,758 --> 00:39:45,010 looking like ----ing Spirit the horse. 1007 00:39:45,176 --> 00:39:48,096 - [horse neighs] - I got him. 1008 00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:51,766 ["We Could Be Lovers" by Stuart Winters, Beatrice Blobb] 1009 00:39:51,975 --> 00:39:54,019 SHAYNE: Yo, damn. Who the [bleep] is that? 1010 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:57,397 - Eyebrow game is strong. - Strong. Yeah. 1011 00:39:57,564 --> 00:39:59,691 Talk to him. Talk to him. Talk to him. 1012 00:39:59,816 --> 00:40:01,735 - JASON: I'm hard. - SHAYNE: Oh, sh--. 1013 00:40:01,860 --> 00:40:04,195 ANGELICA: Look at this. He's eating the cherry. 1014 00:40:06,322 --> 00:40:08,700 - Are you a top or bottom? - [laughter] 1015 00:40:08,867 --> 00:40:11,369 [laughing] Yo, stay in it. Answer that question. 1016 00:40:11,536 --> 00:40:13,413 You better answer that question. 1017 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:16,458 Lately, I have been more into thinking about 1018 00:40:16,624 --> 00:40:20,337 being ----ed than actually doing the ----ing. 1019 00:40:20,503 --> 00:40:22,505 I just feel so sex-deprived 1020 00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:24,758 that I could rip a kitchen counter off the wall. 1021 00:40:24,966 --> 00:40:27,427 Kiss. Kiss. Kiss! 1022 00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:29,554 I love Venus. I'll give him a hug. 1023 00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:31,306 All right, fine. Just kiss me, then. 1024 00:40:31,473 --> 00:40:34,142 KIMBERLY: Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. 1025 00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:37,479 [women screaming] 1026 00:40:37,645 --> 00:40:39,564 SHAYNE: Why am I aroused? 1027 00:40:39,731 --> 00:40:42,192 - JASON: Get it in! - SHAYNE: Oh, sh--. 1028 00:40:42,359 --> 00:40:45,779 Yeah! Yeah! 1029 00:40:45,987 --> 00:40:47,989 - Oh, my, wow. - MARCUS: Wow. 1030 00:40:49,407 --> 00:40:50,784 Oh, my God. Okay, okay, okay. 1031 00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:52,035 SHAYNE: Slap her ass. 1032 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,661 He's made out with more people 1033 00:40:53,828 --> 00:40:57,624 in the last five minutes than I have in, like, a week. 1034 00:40:57,791 --> 00:41:01,002 [all exclaiming] 1035 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:03,421 If this was all some OnlyFans content, 1036 00:41:03,588 --> 00:41:05,131 we would all be ----ing rich. 1037 00:41:08,426 --> 00:41:09,928 - I know. - I've been thinking about 1038 00:41:10,095 --> 00:41:11,262 kissing you. 1039 00:41:11,429 --> 00:41:12,889 I wish Lisa were here to see 1040 00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:15,183 all of us actually getting along. 1041 00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:16,601 Maybe not the making out part. 1042 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:18,269 I want more nights like this. 1043 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:19,854 We've all gotten along, 1044 00:41:20,021 --> 00:41:21,648 and we've had a great night, I'm very happy. 1045 00:41:21,773 --> 00:41:23,066 I'm starting to think that, like, we should have 1046 00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:24,901 just all made out three weeks ago. 1047 00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,945 Was there tongue? Was there tongue? 1048 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:29,614 - What? - When he kissed Venus, I just-- 1049 00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:31,157 Oh, no. It was like this. 1050 00:41:32,325 --> 00:41:34,619 - [Demy laughs] - Okay, so, nothing. 1051 00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:36,371 [Natalie and Demy laughing] 1052 00:41:36,538 --> 00:41:38,164 That's it. 1053 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:42,210 ♪♪♪ 1054 00:41:48,925 --> 00:41:50,176 I love it. 1055 00:41:50,343 --> 00:41:52,470 [scream] 1056 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,394 ♪ We're what they're talking 'bout ♪ 1057 00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:00,729 VENUS: Everyone's horny. 1058 00:42:00,895 --> 00:42:02,564 There might even be an orgy or two. 1059 00:42:02,939 --> 00:42:06,234 ♪♪♪ 1060 00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:12,657 VENUS: How could we ever fight again 1061 00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:14,784 knowing damn well we've all had our tongues 1062 00:42:14,951 --> 00:42:16,327 down each other's throats. 1063 00:42:16,453 --> 00:42:19,581 Cheers to living our best ----ing lives! 1064 00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:22,542 [men, distorted] Ooh! 1065 00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:24,419 What the [bleep] was in the video? 1066 00:42:24,544 --> 00:42:25,962 I saw ass. I saw dicks. 1067 00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:27,505 It was incestuous. 1068 00:42:27,630 --> 00:42:29,841 The comment is character assassination. 1069 00:42:30,008 --> 00:42:31,885 What me and Chris did is not incestuous. 1070 00:42:32,052 --> 00:42:33,553 I don't give a [bleep] what are you think. 1071 00:42:33,678 --> 00:42:35,347 - It's ----ing weird. - I'm not going to be a part 1072 00:42:35,555 --> 00:42:36,806 of this conversation anymore. 1073 00:42:36,973 --> 00:42:38,016 She's not the one for you, my man. 1074 00:42:38,308 --> 00:42:40,435 ♪♪♪