Ah, new pages...
they came.
The brothers Zenyatta and Mondatta took a bus four hours later...
So they managed to avoid getting into an accident. Yippee!
What adventures await them now?
Once in Aswan, they made their discovery:
"Oh! There they are!"
"The five bad guys!", cried the brothers.
But the brothers wondered, "What are they talking about?"
The bad guys seemed so worried...
It's them.
Little did they know. They had drunk tea laced with poison. Gulp!
Zenyatta...
So all I have to do is poison them.
Mondatta, you and I are invincible together.
With your clairvoyant comic Stand...
and my face Stand...
my transformative ability...
They're as good as dead!
Our cards are Thoth, God of Writing,
and Khnum, God of Creation!
We're the Zenyatta Mondatta brothers!
EPISODE 27 KHNUM'S ZENYATTA AND THOTH'S MONDATTA
In this café,
at that table... This is where they'll drink their poison tea.
My Stand, Thoth, the God of Writing, never lies.
So, how are they?
Luckily, Avdol's major arteries weren't damaged,
so he'll probably be released tomorrow.
But Kakyoin's injuries are serious.
He could go blind.
I'm worried about him.
I hate to say it, but we might have to leave him behind.
Hey, look at all these cafés.
We could all use a break. Let's get a drink.
Sounds good. Which one?
My cigarette says that one.
Welcome.
What would you like?
Let's see... How bout some tea.
Same.
Yes, sir. Three teas, coming right up.
No, scratch that.
-Huh? -Listen. We're in enemy territory.
This is Dio's dominion.
Who knows when our enemies will attack.
We have to be more cautious. Someone could easily poison us.
From now on, we drink only from bottles and cans.
What? Are you serious?
I am serious.
Hey, forget the tea. We'll take coke instead.
Coke?
Yeah. Something wrong?
No. Okay. Coke, right?
Okay, three bottles of coke then.
Oh, and we'll open them ourselves.
Give me the third, fourth, and fifth ones from the right.
Now they want Coke?
How am I supposed to put poison in an unopened coke...
Was the prediction wrong?
No, my brother's comic is always right.
I have to believe! I have to believe Mondatta!
If I can't stand behind his predictions,
we won't have a chance!
Brother, my predictions are foolproof!
Hey, you! This Coke's warm!
Is this your idea of a cold drink? I'm not paying for this, idiot!
Hey, the Coke's not cold?
The fridge is down so...
You're being paranoid.
Even if that guy was our enemy,
and even if he was trying to poison us...
how would he have known we'd come to this cafe?
This city has tons of cafés, and I chose this one on a whim.
I could understand if this was the only café,
but there are tons of them.
My point is we can't be too careful.
If you're that worried, let's go somewhere else then.
Let's go to the one across the street.
All right.
-Fire! -Huh?
My café is on fire!
Some fool left a burning cigarette in the road.
It ignited the trash!
Hey, sir. We'll take three teas after all.
We won...
But...
What kind of jerk would toss a lit cigarette near the trash...
They're drinking it!
Drink it all...
-They drank it! -They drank it!
A dog took my cake!
Who the hell brought a dog in here?
-Iggy... -Iggy...
Whose dog is this?
Hey! Get that dog outta here!
Damn it, Iggy!
Get back here, you!
Damn it! They were just about to swallow the poison!
Shit! What's supposed to happen next?
It hasn't come yet...
But the comic wasn't wrong.
Thoth sees the near future.
Next time we'll get them...
We'll kill them with the next premonition!
That's right. We're...
the Zenyatta Mondatta brothers!
"That darn dog! We failed!"
"We were so close!", fumed the brothers.
Zenyatta and Mondatta were very mad.
But they didn't give up.
Zenyatta and Mondatta followed the three guys and their dog.
While following them,
they met a man who had a face that really made them angry.
It was exactly the kind of face the brothers hated.
Something must have happened to me in a past life
to hate guys like this...
It really pisses me off. He deserves a knuckle sandwich!
He was a perfectly nice man, but Zenyatta punched him anyway!
The man with the bad face ran away...
and left a wallet full of money.
"Yay! We're rich!
We're so lucky! Whoopee!" cried Mondatta.
What a fool.
We're rich!
Ah! Brother, another page.
The brothers continued their pursuit.
The bad guys got in their car and headed to the hospital
to see their friends Avdol and Kakyoin.
Zenyatta made a bomb out of an orange
and planted it in the car.
Jotaro was blown to bits!
His head was split in two, and blood splattered everywhere!
Look how clear the comic came in...
Yes!
KHNUM ZENYATTA
My Stand, Thoth, can see only the near future.
But once the prediction's printed, it can't be changed! Ever!
Jotaro will blow up!
The bomb will detonate three seconds
after he sticks his finger in to peel it.
It's destiny!
There's no way out!
-Who's there? -Wha--
Who's in our car?
It's not Jotaro?
No. Jotaro said he was going straight to the hospital.
-Be careful! -Crap...
Don't let him get away!
Crap! It's Joestar and Polnareff!
Hey, stop hiding in there!
Who are you? Come out.
I said come out, damn it!
Hurry it up!
Hey, what's the matter guys?
It's me, can't you tell?
Oh, it's you, Jotaro.
My Stand, Khnum, is a transforming Stand.
I can alter my height, weight, and scent to whatever I want.
I used my hair to recreate this hat!
But what happened?
You said you were going straight to the hospital.
Huh? Um, uh... Right, the hospital.
I forgot something, so I came back.
My wallet. I left my wallet in the car.
Good grief.
Jotaro, what happened to your school uniform?
School uniform?
What? School uniform?
That's really not a good look on you.
Oh, my outfit. I mean my school uniform...
It's at the dry cleaners!
I took it to the cleaners, and didn't have any money.
That'll convince them. Yeah!
Huh. I see...
Then get in the car. Let's go.
Huh?
Huh? The car?
It can't be...
It can't be!
If I get into the car with this face,
that means the real Jotaro won't get blown up! It'll be Me!
Impossible!
Nah, actually, I think I'm going to walk...
There isn't time, Jotaro!
It'll be faster if you just get in the car.
Zenyatta!
Crap...
I've got to undo my Jotaro disguise,
or I'll be the one who gets blown up!
That's it! I just need to throw it away!
I'll get rid of this one
and put it back in the car later,
so it can blow up the real Jotaro!
I did it!
There! Now I'm safe!
Hey, it's Iggy! He's chasing our car.
He's got an orange in his mouth! Did you steal that, Iggy?
That'll make a nice gift for Kakyoin and Avdol.
Wha-- Yow!
-"Yow"? -"Yow"?
I never thought I'd hear you say something like that.
You're acting strange.
No... Yow. You know, yow.
I was saying there was a cyow over there...
Jotaro... You are acting peculiar today.
Where's your usual cool self?
You're not actually...
a fake, are you?
Good grief. What the hell are you talking about, Polnareff?
Are we at the hospital yet?
Hey, Jotaro. Show me that trick again.
That... trick?
What is he talking about?
The one you taught me.
You know, this!
Hey, you've gotten better.
Oh, that! You mean that trick.
Thank goodness!
I know how to do that! It's risky, but I can pull it off!
Sure! It's easy.
All right! Do the one with five cigarettes!
Five?
Come on! Hurry up. I wanna see it again.
Crap! Damn that Jotaro and his stupid party tricks!
If I don't do it...
they'll really think something is up.
They're already suspicious of me.
And Polnareff is about to set off the bomb!
Fine! Dammit!
I'll do it!
Fine. I'll do five.
Come on, now do it!
I'm gonna do it! Fine, I'll do it, dammit!
Here I go! This is nothing!
Ow, hot!
Hot...
I did it! Hot damn, I did it!
There! Did you see that? I did it!
A man can do anything when his life is on the line!
Here.
Last time you drank juice without putting the cigarettes out.
Come on.
Aw, you blew it!
Jotaro, are you all right? Oh my God!
Brother! Mondatta!
Make that prediction go away right now!
Tear up that page!
Zenyatta! The prediction can't be changed!
Hurry up and go back to your regular self!
Undo the disguise and the real Jotaro will blow up!
You can do it!
Jotaro, you're acting really weird today.
I just... feel a bit under the weather...
Crap!
I know their type. They're going to interrogate me
and realize I'm an imposter!
If they figure me out, they'll kill me.
And if I don't undo my disguise,
I'll blow up just like the prophecy said!
That's it! I'll just pretend I'm sick.
I'll make them let me out of the car to relieve myself!
Jotaro, the way you're clasping your hands...
You've got your left thumb on top!
Dammit!
Does Jotaro always clasp his hands with his right thumb on top?
What kind of person notices that?
What am I going to do?
That just proves you were a woman in your past life!
Since I put my right thumb on top,
I was a man in my past life!
Wow, really? I always put my left thumb on top.
Sorry, Mr. Joestar.
Then that proves you too were once a woman.
What do you mean, "proves"?
What do thumbs have to do with it?
That's so stupid!
Now I really feel sick...
They're driving me nuts!
All right. I'll tell them I've got a stomach ache...
Jotaro, let's see who can eat an orange the fastest!
What?
Hey...
No! Don't, idiot!
Whoa! What are you doing, Jotaro?
What's the matter, Jotaro?
Oh, it's nothing.
You really are acting weird.
Not that orange. Not that one.
Huh? Why?
Well, you know... Iggy found it.
He could've found it in the gutter.
Eat this one instead.
It's not dirty or bruised. It's fine.
Fine, I'll eat this one. You can use one of those.
-It hurts! -Huh?
-Hey. -My stomach hurts!
I have to go to the bathroom! My stomach hurts!
Stop! Hurry!
Oh, your stomach hurts?
I can't hold it anymore! Let me out!
I'll go behind that rock!
But the hospital's right there...
Just go ahead without me.
I mean it, I'll just catch up later!
Not so fast, Jotaro!
Here, toilet paper.
I...
I did it! I made it!
I got out of that car! I'm safe!
I'll go behind that rock and undo my disguise!
Who knows where Iggy picked up this orange.
Maybe it was lying in the gutter.
Do you want it?
No. Toss it.
Yes! Now I can use Khnum's powers to change back to normal.
And then we win!
The Zenyatta Mondatta brothers win!
We win!
Ah?
Oh, no!
Huh? What was that?
Who cares? Probably construction or something.
Zenyatta...
Speak to me!
We lost, Mondatta.
No...
No! My Stand, Thoth, hasn't lost yet.
I'll kill them myself!
Mondatta...
Don't, Mondatta.
They're no ordinary guys. It's impossible.
I'm gonna do it! I've made up my mind!
I'll do it on my own!
I can do it!
You were always so shy... You've grown up, Mondatta.
I'll kill them all!
What does the book of Thoth say next?
That's them...
They're the ones who punched me and stole my wallet!
All right, guys! Beat them to a bloody pulp,
and I'll make sure you're richly rewarded!
It's that guy!
Brother! I'm really scared!
Despite his burst of bravery,
Mondatta would have to wait to avenge his brother.
But don't give up, Mondatta!
Life has its ups and downs.
Huh?
Well, if it isn't Jotaro.
Hey. Took you long enough.
We took too long?
How'd you poop behind that rock so fast?
I can't believe you got here before us...
You even went to the dry cleaners?
What the hell are you two...
Hey, an ambulance.
Looks like someone's hurt.
That's too bad...
Oranges, huh? I was just getting thirsty.
I'll take one.
Oh?
That man's clothes...
Do you know him?
No, of course not.
Come on. Let's go find out how Avdol and Kakyoin are doing.
And so the brothers eventually gave up.
The battle was over,
and Jotaro and the others were none the wiser.
Ba-dum-tss.
Hey, look! It's a sword.
He's holding a sword.
It won't come out... It won't even budge.
I want to cut you down now, too.
Use me, and kill them.
Come at me with your Anubis Stand.