0 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:03,384 Well? How many recruits for your business empire did you 1 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:05,473 get last night then, Rothschild? 2 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:06,778 None of your business. 3 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:09,259 None then I take it? 4 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:12,219 Quite a few actually. 5 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:16,440 Oh right. Just my mate knows someone who lost a lot of money 6 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:19,617 getting involved in one of those pyramid schemes. 7 00:02:20,227 --> 00:02:21,880 It's not a bloody pyramid scheme. 8 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:24,840 It's a genuine business opportunity. 9 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:27,321 And if last night was anything to go by I'm going to be 10 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:28,496 driving one of these soon. 11 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:33,805 Oh, you're so full of it I can smell you from here. 12 00:02:33,936 --> 00:02:35,155 Bog off you. 13 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:39,594 Alright lads that's enough, back to work. 14 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,826 This is amazing. 15 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,587 It's all about American football teams that are starting up 16 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,308 all over Britain. 17 00:02:59,570 --> 00:03:01,442 I'd love to play. 18 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,575 There's a team starting up in Manchester. 19 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,840 I might go along and try out, see what happens. 20 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,016 Something else now is it? 21 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:12,540 What do you mean? 22 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,890 Some other idea that's going to take over your life. 23 00:03:15,020 --> 00:03:16,326 It's not like that. 24 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:18,459 That's exactly how it is. 25 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:20,809 Anyway how are you going to get to Manchester? 26 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,656 You haven't even passed your test and don't think 27 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,900 I am going to drive you thirty or forty miles a week. 28 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:27,337 We haven't got the money for petrol or train fares. 29 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,470 You don't understand... 30 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,212 No! It's you who doesn't understand. 31 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:36,868 What about me? What about the dreams we both used to share? 32 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:40,742 What's happened to us? 33 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,110 Nothing has happened to us. Everything I do is for us. 34 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:44,876 No, Derek, everything you do is for you 35 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:47,009 and I'm just about fed up with it. 36 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:48,706 No more. 37 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,890 ♪ 38 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:15,559 How do you fancy playing American Football? 39 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,608 Joking aren't you? 40 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:21,913 No, I'm dead serious. 41 00:04:22,044 --> 00:04:23,964 There are teams starting up all over the country. 42 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,893 Oh yeah, and I'll bet they are crying out for long streaks 43 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:28,616 of piss like me with one leg longer than the other. 44 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:32,054 Don't be daft, you could be the holder or something. 45 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:34,926 Yeah brill, a poxy holder, great. 46 00:04:36,493 --> 00:04:40,758 Anyway, how could we get to a team? Neither of us can drive. 47 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:44,153 I don't know, I just need a mate to come with me. 48 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,069 Look, if there was a team here like, local, 49 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,723 then yeah, yeah, maybe I would. 50 00:04:48,853 --> 00:04:50,855 But I just haven't got the time or got the money. 51 00:04:50,986 --> 00:04:53,554 Not with the baby an everything. 52 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:57,687 Get in. 53 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:05,957 ♪ 54 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:21,756 Gerry. 55 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,018 Wait. 56 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,631 Proceed. 57 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,633 Ever thought about playing American Football? 58 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,029 Why would I want to play that? 59 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,007 There are teams starting up in Manchester and Stafford. 60 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,032 I fancy giving it a go, 61 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:38,990 wondered if you fancied it, too, like... 62 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:43,691 Lads. Have you heard this? 63 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:46,520 Mister Universe here thinks he's going to be 64 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,783 an American Footballer, don't you? 65 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:50,785 Come on show us your muscles. 66 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:53,788 Ouch! Piss off you! I was only asking. 67 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:56,921 Bunch of puffs, all that padding... 68 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,271 and bloody helmets. 69 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:02,884 You shouldn't put yourself down. You should play a tougher sport. 70 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:05,713 You know like... table tennis. 71 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:08,368 Alright, settle down. 72 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:14,504 Hut... hut... hut... 73 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:16,941 Work! 74 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:30,825 ♪ 75 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:37,788 Well? You going to tell me what is up with you. 76 00:06:37,919 --> 00:06:41,009 You've been like a dog with no dick since you came in. 77 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,011 No one wants to play American football. 78 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:45,405 And all they do is take the piss out of me. 79 00:06:48,016 --> 00:06:49,626 There is no way I can get to training. 80 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:51,411 So yeah, I failed again. Ha bloody ha! 81 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,935 Hey! Don't take it out on me because people 82 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,850 have got more sense than you. 83 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,113 I told you to try and pass your driving test. 84 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:01,290 How long have I been on at you? 85 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,945 I really want to do this Kym. 86 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:07,383 And I really want the bills paying like you promised 87 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,907 and I really wanna own a nice house. 88 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:12,780 Oh, and I really want to start a family. 89 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:15,260 You see we all want things, Derek. 90 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:18,916 But take a look around, look how we live. 91 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:25,096 ♪ 92 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:49,469 If there was a team here like local, then yeah, maybe I would, 93 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,732 but I haven't got the time or got the money. 94 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:54,822 That's it! 95 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:58,129 I'm going to start my own team. 96 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:05,702 I'm going to start my own team here in Crewe. 97 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:08,966 I won't need a car, I'll be guaranteed to play. 98 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,842 Yeah, my own American Football team. 99 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,848 ♪ 100 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,817 Ey up, Maggie. 101 00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:19,471 Oh hi. I'll be with you in a minute. 102 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,212 It's okay, I was looking for Sharky. 103 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:26,348 Look. Why don't you just let me get you a pint instead? 104 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:29,177 Hey, don't fret Maggie, it's not what you think. 105 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:34,138 They're out back. Be careful. 106 00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:38,099 They've got a client out there with them. 107 00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:47,064 Fifty quid by weekend or your car is mine. 108 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,806 Nod if you understand. 109 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:53,941 What was that for? 110 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:55,377 So he understands. 111 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,181 He just said that he understands, now let him go, 112 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,815 you dozy get. 113 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:17,617 I could tell he was new, a bit raw. 114 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,360 Come into the office. Sit down. 115 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,626 Now then. 116 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,760 It's a fiver short. 117 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,414 I need to borrow some more. 118 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:37,680 You have to be kidding? You never pay on time. 119 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,988 I'm always having to chase you and you still owe me a fiver. 120 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,164 You've got no chance. 121 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,122 Come on Sharky, it's what you do. 122 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,298 Lend money to desperate people like me. 123 00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,126 How much do you want? 124 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:50,824 Two hundred quid. 125 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:56,743 Alright. Fifty quid a month for six months. 126 00:10:56,873 --> 00:11:01,878 First payment in six weeks time and I'll let you off the fiver. 127 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,012 Three hundred quid? 128 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,970 Do you want it or not? 129 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,963 What's up with you? 130 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:45,748 Oh, you on a promise tonight or what? 131 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,011 No, mate. 132 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,989 I've decided to start my own American Football team 133 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,102 here in Crewe. 134 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:56,193 What! You're bloody mad. 135 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,978 How many players you got? 136 00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,414 Two. 137 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,550 No, no, no, no, no... No! 138 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,117 Oh come on, Sean. 139 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:11,948 You said yourself if there was a team local you'd get involved. 140 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,907 And we'll make a fortune as well. 141 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,038 How'd you work that out? 142 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,474 Just think about it. 143 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,650 American Football is going to be huge over here. 144 00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,741 People show up in the thousands to watch. 145 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,438 We'd make a packet on the gate receipts. 146 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:25,488 You said I'd make a bomb being in your down stand 147 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,008 selling that cleaning stuff. 148 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,418 Down line, its called down line. 149 00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:32,795 Oh yeah, that. I'm broke. 150 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:37,147 Look, there's a warehouse out in Warrington 151 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,149 that has all the equipment. 152 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,586 Come with me and have a look. 153 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:42,717 That's all I'm asking. 154 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,372 You're such a pain in the arse. 155 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,591 I don't have money for train fare. 156 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,332 I'll pay your fare. 157 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:51,205 Simple. Just come with me. 158 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:53,729 Well, don't expect me to buy anything. 159 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,340 I'm up to here with your crazy ideas. 160 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,737 Oh yeah, just laugh, yeah. 161 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:03,826 It's going to be good, it will work. 162 00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,402 This must be it. 163 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,319 What's up with you? 164 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:21,452 A.F.U.K. A fuck. 165 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:43,213 Hello boys. How are you? What can we do for you today? 166 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,544 Oh, we're just starting up a new American football team. 167 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,847 Thought we'd come and have a look at prices, get an idea. 168 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:51,178 Yeah, yeah, okay, alright... Come in, mate, yeah. 169 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,851 We've got everything in here you are going to need 170 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,051 for American Football. Absolutely everything. 171 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,358 These are all absolutely brand new, okay? 172 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:58,359 Not a scratch on them. 173 00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,809 You're going to need one of these. 174 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,102 The stuff behind you here. The stuff behind you... 175 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,752 Now these shoulder pads are secondhand. 176 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,846 It's really good stuff. It's secondhand, okay? 177 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,152 And in there we had a delivery from the States. 178 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,123 You can look around in there later if you like. 179 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,156 But everything here is great for NFL. 180 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,525 You're not going to want anything else. 181 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,247 So any questions you got, either of you, just ask, okay? 182 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:18,858 - Alright. - What team are you? 183 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:22,383 Crewe Railroaders. 184 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:23,688 I've never heard of you. 185 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,647 No, we're new! 186 00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:28,084 Yeah well, we play for um... 187 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,477 - Manchester. - Manchester. 188 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,933 That's why we know what we're selling, you see. 189 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,350 We understand all the gear. Let's try it out, come on. 190 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,789 There you go. Let's get that on you. 191 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:41,184 Okay, so you're going to get hurt in this game 192 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,795 if you don't understand what to buy and how to wear it. 193 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,797 Okay? See, best possible protection. 194 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,018 Now this is real good, this is really good. 195 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,196 What position do you normally play? 196 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:57,200 Um well, I don't really have a position yet. Um... 197 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,749 Hey, hey, hey. Come back, come back, come back. 198 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,296 Did that hurt? Did it hurt? 199 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:07,689 I nearly bloody shit myself. 200 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,014 It didn't hurt and I'll tell you why. 201 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,581 Because these are the best pads money can buy. 202 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,954 Come back, come back, come back. 203 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,130 Right, you're going to need one of these, alright? 204 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,847 So when you put it on, you pull this out so you 205 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,177 get it over your ears. 206 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:20,310 Same when you take it off, alright? Try that on. 207 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,731 Hey! You're not hitting me with that again. 208 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,446 No, no. Chill out, it's fine. 209 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:31,539 Hey! No, no! 210 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:36,457 You are so chicken. Come here. 211 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,652 No, we can't touch these, mate, because these are an order. 212 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:39,871 We can't touch them they are brand new. 213 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:40,895 - Okay? - Okay. 214 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,593 So chill out, chill out. It's fine. 215 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,465 What do you wanna do? What do you think? 216 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,683 What do you think? 217 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,514 You look a right dickhead. 218 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,431 Bollocks you, I bet I look bloody brilliant. 219 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,433 No, really you look like a dickhead. 220 00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,088 I'll take them. 221 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:00,524 Cool. Into the office, mate. 222 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:01,895 - You've got a deal. - Let's go. 223 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,096 ♪ 224 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,280 Kym? Close your eyes love. 225 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:19,891 Are they closed? 226 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,242 They're closed! What are you up to now? 227 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,287 Right. Open them. 228 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,204 You bloody dickhead. 229 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,119 Where did you get that lot from? 230 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,471 Where did the money come from Derek? 231 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,649 It's alright, don't worry about it. 232 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:42,610 No, it's not alright and don't you dare tell me not to worry. 233 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:46,048 I knew this would happen I just knew. 234 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,999 I'm sorry, love. 235 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:28,525 I know you think this is one of my stupid ideas. 236 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,746 But this sport is going to be huge in this country. 237 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,229 Sky's the limit if this thing takes off. 238 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:44,585 But just say no and I'll quit. 239 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,154 You're more important. 240 00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,077 Please, Kym. 241 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:06,128 Just promise me no more spending and I mean no more. 242 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,219 No more spending, promise. 243 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:14,267 You've promised before. 244 00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:19,359 Not like this, I'm begging you. 245 00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:23,102 Don't beg. You're pathetic enough as it is. 246 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,367 Oh, just bloody do it. You're going to do it anyway. 247 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,414 Really? Are you being honest? 248 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,244 Thank you, love. 249 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:40,423 I love you. Hey, you're not gonna regret this. 250 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,425 Oh, I'm sure I will. 251 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:47,387 And stop nicking flowers from the park. 252 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:53,567 ♪ 253 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,748 Alright, love, I'm off. 254 00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,841 I know. I look a dickhead. 255 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,669 Just go. 256 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:06,987 Shut up, you. 257 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,863 ♪ 258 00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,213 What time is it? 259 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,302 Am I late? 260 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,432 Are you late? 261 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,523 Go on, go on. 262 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,444 Wanker! 263 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,451 I'm sure that wasn't aimed at you, mate. 264 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,589 ♪ 265 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,738 Isn't many people. 266 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,741 At least there's some, mate. At least there's some. 267 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,793 ♪ 268 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:25,979 Good Morning. 269 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:29,549 Thanks for all turning up. 270 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:33,161 My name is Derek and I am the, uh... 271 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,598 Well, head coach I guess. 272 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:37,992 This is Sean, my assistant. 273 00:21:38,122 --> 00:21:40,081 I'll just get your names. 274 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,735 Golightly 275 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:43,084 Oakesy. 276 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,564 Sean. 277 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:45,694 Mozzer. 278 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:46,827 Lloyd. 279 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,089 Sinny. 280 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,612 I'm Crank. 281 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:55,879 I'm sorry, coach. 282 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:58,534 I'm Cadillac, this is Jenny. 283 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,712 Alright, boss. I'm Eddie and I just wanna shag Cheerleaders! 284 00:22:04,671 --> 00:22:06,803 It's alright, I'm only kidding. 285 00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,980 No, I was just wondering if you wanted a team physio? 286 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:12,287 Cause I'm with the Saint John's Ambulance and uh... 287 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:15,159 If anybody gets injured I can help out like, boss. 288 00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:18,249 Wow yeah, that would be great, Eddie. Thanks. 289 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:22,558 Also I thought maybe I could referee a bit, only in practice. 290 00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,038 Because I watch it on the telly. 291 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,755 You know, just to help out generally, boss. 292 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:27,607 Ace, what can I say. 293 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:32,089 Oy! This is our pitch. 294 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:36,224 But we were here first, what's wrong with the other pitches? 295 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,052 This is our pitch I said. 296 00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:40,247 Why don't you take you and your friends and piss off? 297 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,142 Do you want me take care of 'em, boss? 298 00:22:41,272 --> 00:22:42,970 Before things get nasty. 299 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,320 No, no, it's easier if we just move on. 300 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,820 Piss off to the U.S. if you are going to play this kind of game. 301 00:22:47,844 --> 00:22:49,193 You bunch of pufters. 302 00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,935 Go on! Go on, tossers! 303 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,459 Go on! Go on, piss off! 304 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,617 Right, sorry about that. 305 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,793 Okay, I'm assuming you all understand the basic 306 00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,273 principles of the game? 307 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:28,295 Okay, well let's start practicing where it all begins. 308 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,104 The snap. 309 00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:33,107 So first of all I need a Center. 310 00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:36,110 Mozzer, yeah? Yeah, come on. You'll do. Come here. 311 00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,767 Right, so I'm going to be the Quarterback, you're the Center. 312 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,379 You have to snap the ball into my hands. 313 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:47,426 Basically ram it up your arse in one swift movement. 314 00:23:47,556 --> 00:23:50,559 That's about the jist of it. I'll do the rest. 315 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:51,690 Alright. 316 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:03,311 Hey, you're not a bender, are you? 317 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:07,141 No, I'm not. This what they do at the start of each play. 318 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,490 Yeah? 319 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:19,675 Woah! That's too weird, mate. 320 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:22,069 You touched my bollocks, mate, no way. 321 00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:25,942 What are you some bender or what? 322 00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:27,727 I think uh... 323 00:24:27,857 --> 00:24:29,182 We ought to get to know each other a bit better 324 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:31,121 before we do that again. 325 00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:34,124 Here you are, Coach. Jenny will do it for you. 326 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:37,388 - Oh yes! - Shut up, you. 327 00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:40,304 I think we should split into two teams 328 00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:42,829 and have a game of four on four, yeah? 329 00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:43,525 - Alright. - Alright. 330 00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:46,572 One, two, three, break! 331 00:24:47,355 --> 00:24:49,052 Come on. 332 00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:54,188 Ready... Hut! 333 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:02,283 Yes, Coach! 334 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:04,285 - Yes! - Come on! 335 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:07,331 Shit! 336 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,769 Eddie! Eddie, get here now! 337 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:15,078 Okay, okay, stand back, stand back! Let me have a look. 338 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,951 Stand back, back, back! 339 00:25:18,081 --> 00:25:20,388 Come on, men. Look, look, look. 340 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,911 Do you know what you are doing? 341 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:31,704 There you go! Alright, son. 342 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,053 Hey, come on, son. Up you get. 343 00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:34,533 There we go. Come on. 344 00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:41,365 How heavy are you? Bloody hell. 345 00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:43,890 It's alright, boss, I've got him. Oops. 346 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,935 Come on, son. Over here. 347 00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:54,422 You alright? You alright, son? 348 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,164 Okay, everybody, listen up please. 349 00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:59,035 Go ahead, Coach. 350 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:01,255 Thanks, Sean. 351 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:06,216 Well that wasn't quite how I wanted to end today's session. 352 00:26:06,347 --> 00:26:08,915 But I hope you have all enjoyed what was really just a try out. 353 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,963 We'll meet again next week, same time. 354 00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:16,375 If you know anyone else who's interested bring them along. 355 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:21,318 And it might be a good idea to find yourselves motorcycle 356 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:24,931 helmets or something, just so we can stop having any more 357 00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:26,933 accidents like today. 358 00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:31,111 Alright well, see you next week. 359 00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:32,349 - Cheers, coach. - Thanks a lot. 360 00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:33,373 See you later. 361 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,817 Well, what do you think? 362 00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:44,428 Yeah, I really enjoyed myself actually. 363 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:45,928 Yeah, you look like you knew what you were doing 364 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,736 most of the time. Most of the time. 365 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:49,868 Coach. 366 00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:52,305 We did it! 367 00:26:55,831 --> 00:26:58,355 Hey! You're not coming in here in that stinky, smelly outfit. 368 00:26:58,486 --> 00:26:59,922 Alright, alright. 369 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:03,056 Hey love, guess what? You're looking at Coach Simmons. 370 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,101 Out. 371 00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:08,148 Hey listen love, it went really well. 372 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,238 Apart from the bit when they thought I was a puff, 373 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:12,587 but I think this is going to work. 374 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:15,068 Take those smelly clothes off before you come in here. 375 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:18,114 And don't think I'm washing them... Coach Simmons. 376 00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:29,299 Alright, Mavis. Go on, show's over. 377 00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:38,874 That's it, lads, well done. 378 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,223 Hey, good hands, Jenny. 379 00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,356 Lads, she's showing you up. 380 00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:45,359 That's it, keep it up. Eyes open, that's it. 381 00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:48,144 Good, Mozzer. 382 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,887 Come on, lads, listen to Coach. 383 00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:53,818 Right, everyone. Gather around, gather around. 384 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,500 We've got five new lads. 385 00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,677 Yeah, big lads as well. Brilliant. 386 00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:03,682 Right. It's good to see you all again, fantastic. Right then! 387 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:07,163 I thought I made it clear that this is our pitch. 388 00:28:07,294 --> 00:28:09,383 But you used that pitch over there last week. 389 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:16,477 Yeah, but we want to play on this pitch now get lost. 390 00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:18,087 Let me have a go at him, boss. 391 00:28:18,218 --> 00:28:19,369 No, Eddie, it's not worth it. 392 00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,309 Come on. Let's just move on. 393 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:25,965 We're on the wrong pitch again. Come on, off you go, follow me. 394 00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:31,492 Go on. Get lost you pufter. Come on. 395 00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:34,624 Get lost. 396 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:38,020 Go on. Get lost, you pansy pussy. 397 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,600 We're gonna sprint to the 18-yard box. 398 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,384 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 399 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,439 It's alright, Mozzer. 400 00:29:05,569 --> 00:29:10,139 Go on lads take a breather, take a breather, well done. 401 00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:14,187 Right, that's it for this week. 402 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:15,642 Go and get yourselves home. Get your feet up. 403 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,059 You did well! 404 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:22,935 See you later. See ya. 405 00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:27,374 Coach, can I just have a quick word? 406 00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:28,941 Course you can, Oaksey, what is it? 407 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,290 Angie. 408 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:31,944 - Hi. - Hello. 409 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:33,684 This is my girlfriend Angela. 410 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:36,426 She wants to ask you if you want to form a group of Cheerleaders. 411 00:29:36,557 --> 00:29:37,776 - Yeah! - Cheerleaders? 412 00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:40,213 Yeah, I know a few girls who want to do it. 413 00:29:40,343 --> 00:29:44,304 And I'm a dancer so I can do all the choreography. 414 00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:46,436 I just wondered if you wanted anything like that. 415 00:29:46,567 --> 00:29:48,090 - Absolutely! - Yeah? 416 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,397 Well, of course I do, yeah! Thank you very much. 417 00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:51,548 The girls will be dead chuffed. 418 00:29:51,572 --> 00:29:53,182 Cool. Cheers, Coach. 419 00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:55,315 - Thanks, Derek. - Thank you. Cheers. 420 00:29:56,098 --> 00:30:00,102 Hey, I could of done that. Why didn't you say something? 421 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:05,499 What, you be a cheerleader? I don't think so. 422 00:30:05,629 --> 00:30:08,023 You fancy her, don't you? 423 00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:11,374 You do, you bloody fancy her. 424 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:12,767 What are you on about, Jen? 425 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,682 I just saw you, you were looking at her. 426 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,510 You've been checking the lads out all day. 427 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,512 No, I haven't. You were like staring at her. 428 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:19,948 But it's Oaksey's misses. 429 00:30:20,079 --> 00:30:21,079 And? 430 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:22,472 Well he's my mate, isn't he? 431 00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:24,605 But you were looking at her, just makes me feel... 432 00:30:24,735 --> 00:30:26,148 There's no harm in looking, is there? 433 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,303 Well there is actually. 434 00:30:27,434 --> 00:30:28,498 Oh listen if you're going to get jealous like that, 435 00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:29,673 why don't you just do one, eh? 436 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:30,959 - Go on. - Is that how you feel? 437 00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:33,396 Is that how you feel? 438 00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:35,367 You going to carry on or we going back to ours? 439 00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:38,010 - I do everything for you. - Right, what do you do for me? 440 00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:39,446 I come and watch these matches. 441 00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,665 Well you don't have to. I don't ask you to, do I? 442 00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:43,469 Oh, just go and do one, Jen. I can't be arsed. 443 00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:44,581 Just piss off, will you! 444 00:30:44,712 --> 00:30:48,107 No, you piss off. You know what? I've had it. 445 00:30:48,237 --> 00:30:51,458 Yeah? Alright. See you later. Yeah, bye. 446 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:52,851 Yeah, alright. 447 00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:58,552 Well, mate. We've been in existence for eight days. 448 00:30:58,682 --> 00:31:00,423 The team is taking shape. 449 00:31:00,554 --> 00:31:03,862 And now Cheerleaders. I think this thing might just take off. 450 00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:06,560 What we really need is an American Coach. 451 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:08,605 Someone with some real experience, you know? 452 00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:11,043 I can only take this so far. 453 00:31:12,609 --> 00:31:13,760 It's starting to take shape, mate. 454 00:31:13,784 --> 00:31:15,351 - Starting to take shape, it is. - Yeah? 455 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,362 Where are we going to find an American in Crewe? 456 00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,622 What was that for? 457 00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:27,193 For letting me start the Railroaders? 458 00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:29,496 Is that why? 459 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,715 I thought that maybe you loved me? 460 00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:34,240 I do! You know I do. 461 00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:38,070 Kym, I've managed to sell all my cleaning stock 462 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,723 back to the sponsor. 463 00:31:39,854 --> 00:31:41,943 I'm not going to waste any more money on that. 464 00:31:42,074 --> 00:31:43,573 And all the money is going to go back in the Bank. 465 00:31:43,597 --> 00:31:45,512 Good. 466 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:50,082 You really are beginning to make more of an effort. 467 00:31:50,212 --> 00:31:51,735 I'm still nervous though. 468 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:53,781 What about love? 469 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:57,437 I'm still waiting for another one of your hairbrained schemes. 470 00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:58,699 There won't be one. 471 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:01,267 The Railroaders is all I care about now. 472 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:05,532 Oh, and you of course! 473 00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:09,536 Well just you make sure that money goes into the bank. 474 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:12,017 Of course. 475 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,333 ♪ 476 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:33,299 Your pitch? 477 00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:37,216 Come on, lads, move along. 478 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:06,462 That's it for today guys. Great session, great session. 479 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:08,682 Right, go and rest up and we'll see you next week. 480 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:09,857 - Alright. - Alright. 481 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:12,294 Toodle-loo. Take care. Alright. 482 00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:15,167 Good work, boys. Cheers, coach. 483 00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:16,777 Cheers, cheers. 484 00:33:20,781 --> 00:33:22,715 Should be enough for a couple more helmets and pads. 485 00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,413 You sure? I thought you had money problems. 486 00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:25,742 No, yeah, it's fine. 487 00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,677 I managed to sell all my stock back to the sponsor. 488 00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:31,009 Well with this money and all the subs we have collected so far, 489 00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:33,620 we probably got enough for six sets of shoulder pads 490 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,814 and four helmets for next week. 491 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:35,838 Magic. 492 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:41,802 ♪ 493 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:43,586 Debbie, look at my ring. 494 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:45,632 Oh, beautiful! 495 00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:51,768 Are we having a good time boys and girls? 496 00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:54,771 Alright, let's hear it for Angie and Oaksey. 497 00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:05,391 ♪ 498 00:34:06,827 --> 00:34:08,698 I thought you said you paid Sharky this month. 499 00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:10,265 What do you mean? 500 00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:12,093 You know damn well what I mean. 501 00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:14,530 You've been crapping yourself every time that door opens. 502 00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:17,707 That obvious? 503 00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:22,819 She's hardly likely to start anything here, is she? 504 00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,671 Not with this lot about. 505 00:34:26,977 --> 00:34:28,153 Same again? 506 00:34:33,332 --> 00:34:36,074 ♪ 507 00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:41,340 Who's this? 508 00:34:41,470 --> 00:34:42,993 Jenny, I told you we're over. 509 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:45,257 Yeah, he's with me now, so just go. 510 00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:46,649 You little cow! 511 00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:14,286 Well, well, look who it is. The elusive Mister Simmons. 512 00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:17,898 Hi, Sharky. 513 00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:21,858 Don't bloody hi Sharky me. Fifty quid now. 514 00:35:23,077 --> 00:35:24,557 I haven't got it. 515 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:27,168 We have a problem then don't we, son. 516 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,658 Oh please, Sharky. That's all I've got in the world. 517 00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:42,401 I'm going to call this your interest payment for being late. 518 00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:44,794 You still owe me three hundred quid. 519 00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:46,927 Oh, come off it, Sharky. 520 00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:49,669 Fifty quid in two weeks time. 521 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:55,936 Fifty quid. 522 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,157 Stop hitting people, will you? 523 00:36:10,907 --> 00:36:12,213 I hope you like it. 524 00:36:15,434 --> 00:36:16,478 Well? 525 00:36:20,047 --> 00:36:22,919 Look! I got one for myself. 526 00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:24,747 So we can wear them at the same time. 527 00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:27,228 How brill is that? 528 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:30,884 Don't know why I got my hopes up. 529 00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:33,408 Why did I think this year would be different? 530 00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:57,563 Thanks, love. It's gorgeous. 531 00:36:57,693 --> 00:36:58,825 Just like its owner. 532 00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:05,832 Hey. Do you fancy going back to bed for a bit? 533 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:07,157 You never know. There might be another present 534 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:08,181 up there for you. 535 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:11,098 Oh, I suppose we can spare two minutes 536 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,926 before we go to your mum's. 537 00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:27,854 Happy Birthday, Kym. 538 00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:28,984 Thanks. 539 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:44,305 It's um, it's... It's lovely. 540 00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:47,830 When I saw it I thought of you. I knew you'd like it. 541 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:50,268 So how's work going? 542 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:53,575 Oh Mum, you know I hate work, why do you always ask me? 543 00:37:53,706 --> 00:37:55,011 No backbone, that's your problem. 544 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:56,796 Always after an easy life. 545 00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:58,006 I'm not after an easy life. 546 00:37:58,058 --> 00:38:00,800 There's just more to life than bloody Royce's. 547 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:02,976 There's no need to swear 548 00:38:03,106 --> 00:38:06,153 and Rolls-Royce has done your father no harm. 549 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,025 Sorry, Mum. Anyway, I shouldn't have to be there much longer, 550 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:11,027 because my team I'm doing... 551 00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:12,812 The only way you will be leaving Royce's 552 00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:15,293 is if you win the pools or die. 553 00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:20,341 But why? I thought your picture framing business was doing well. 554 00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:23,866 Mum, that was ages ago. I told you it didn't work out. 555 00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:26,278 I needed a shop really for that to work. But anyway I'm... 556 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:27,870 Always an excuse, isn't there, ey? 557 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:30,656 Always somebody else's fault. 558 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:32,826 Never stick at anything for longer than ten minutes. 559 00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:35,356 I thought it was doing well? 560 00:38:35,487 --> 00:38:37,619 Well if someone will give me a chance I'll tell you. 561 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:39,229 Anyway, what's for after's, Petal? 562 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:44,060 Trifle. What were you going to say? 563 00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:45,888 Nothing. It doesn't matter. 564 00:38:46,019 --> 00:38:47,847 The trifle's more important obviously. 565 00:38:50,284 --> 00:38:52,373 Anyway, happy birthday, Kym. Alright? 566 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:55,071 If it doesn't fit, you can always take it back, alright? 567 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:57,223 Well I don't know about anybody else, but I'm going to have 568 00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:58,727 some of this trifle. 569 00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,436 Looks like this is our pitch today. 570 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:15,198 Right, we've got a couple of new faces, 571 00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:17,442 so let's see some welcome tackles. 572 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:19,705 Don't worry, lads, we'll go easy. 573 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:23,361 Right, let's warm up. One lap around the pitch. Off we go. 574 00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:25,710 Oh! 575 00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:26,146 Sorry Boss. 576 00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:27,582 What the... 577 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,584 Can I have a word like? 578 00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:31,325 Quickly. 579 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:34,807 Well this American guy just moved in the street across us. 580 00:39:34,937 --> 00:39:36,025 Really? 581 00:39:36,156 --> 00:39:37,394 Yeah, yeah. Well it's our neighbor, you see. 582 00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:40,290 She's a school teacher like and she's doing this 583 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:43,206 like exchange with an American couple. 584 00:39:43,337 --> 00:39:45,252 Have you met him yet? 585 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:49,256 Yeah, it's his Mrs., you know, that does the teaching so 586 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,650 he's got nothing to do and um... 587 00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:55,567 He said he'd love to help out, and I don't know... 588 00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:58,047 maybe be a Coach or something. 589 00:39:58,178 --> 00:39:59,745 When can I meet him? 590 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:03,183 Uh, well I'll talk to him tonight and let you know, yeah? 591 00:40:03,313 --> 00:40:04,924 Uh, coach! 592 00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:06,336 Does this mean, you know, that I've got position of Center? 593 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:07,381 We'll have to see how you do today, 594 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,145 won't we, Mozzer? Come on. 595 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,321 Here we are, son. Let me have a look, let me have a look. 596 00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:36,521 Come here, come here. 597 00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:38,331 Which one is it? Which one? Is it this one? 598 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,655 - Get off me. Leave me alone. - What? 599 00:40:40,786 --> 00:40:41,980 - Come back here. - Woo hoo, Derek! 600 00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,004 Oh, hello. 601 00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,442 Hi! 602 00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,619 Hi. Hi, Boys. 603 00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:49,229 - Hiya, Derek. - Hello. 604 00:40:49,359 --> 00:40:53,102 Hi! Oops, I mean... Coach. 605 00:40:53,233 --> 00:40:54,819 Got a minute just to have a look at our first routine? 606 00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:56,018 - Yeah, of course. - Yeah? 607 00:40:56,149 --> 00:40:57,629 - What, now? - Yeah. 608 00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:58,978 - Alright, yeah. - Yeah, cool. 609 00:40:59,108 --> 00:41:01,850 Come on, girls! Come on. 610 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,506 Concentrate. 611 00:41:09,641 --> 00:41:12,078 Just remember we've only been practicing a short while. 612 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,254 - Alright? - Not many of you. 613 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:16,038 Yeah, there will be more on the day. 614 00:41:16,169 --> 00:41:17,692 Okay. 615 00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:20,739 Ready? Five, six, seven, eight. 616 00:41:20,869 --> 00:41:24,351 U.L.G.Y. you ain't got no alibi. 617 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,963 Cause you ugly! Yeah, yeah, cause you ugly! Yeah, yeah! 618 00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:31,358 U.L.G.Y. you ain't got no alibi. 619 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,883 Cause you ugly! Yeah, yeah, cause you ugly! Yeah, yeah! 620 00:41:35,014 --> 00:41:36,363 Cause you ugly, yeah, yeah! 621 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,845 Debbie! Debbie! Yeah, yeah! 622 00:41:39,975 --> 00:41:41,237 Debbie! 623 00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:43,065 Put that fag out. 624 00:41:44,980 --> 00:41:45,980 What do you think? 625 00:41:47,113 --> 00:41:48,941 - Yeah. - Yeah? 626 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:56,905 Oh, just one thing. Ugly is U.G.L.Y not U.L.G.Y. 627 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:59,125 Yeah, that's what we said. 628 00:42:03,216 --> 00:42:06,175 Right. Keep it up. 629 00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:08,830 Debbie, put the fag out. 630 00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:27,196 Yo! What up, dog? 631 00:42:27,936 --> 00:42:29,155 Hello James, you alright? 632 00:42:29,285 --> 00:42:31,679 This is Derek I was telling you about. 633 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,203 Come on. Take a seat, guys. Take a seat. 634 00:42:35,596 --> 00:42:38,512 Hey! Thanks for inviting us over. 635 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,819 I can't tell you how excited we are and what a boost 636 00:42:40,949 --> 00:42:42,211 this will be for the team. 637 00:42:42,342 --> 00:42:44,431 I told him what you said like and um... 638 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,999 That you might be interested in coaching the team. 639 00:42:47,695 --> 00:42:51,003 When I heard you guys were playing, man, I bugged out. 640 00:42:51,133 --> 00:42:53,788 Listen, I'll help out in any way I can. 641 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,878 Ace. So you played at college then? 642 00:42:57,009 --> 00:42:59,272 No, I like to work out, but you couldn't pay me 643 00:42:59,402 --> 00:43:00,882 to play no football. 644 00:43:02,275 --> 00:43:04,059 Oh okay, so you just coached? 645 00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:06,932 No, no, no, never coached. 646 00:43:09,151 --> 00:43:10,791 So you don't know anything about coaching? 647 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:15,462 Listen man, if you went to the States right, 648 00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:18,552 you would know more about soccer than anybody over there, 649 00:43:18,683 --> 00:43:21,903 even though you have never been a coach. You feel me? 650 00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:27,039 Well, I know Football. Grew up with it, dog. 651 00:43:27,561 --> 00:43:29,432 I suppose you got a point. 652 00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:31,957 And I was the equipment manager for the basketball team 653 00:43:32,087 --> 00:43:33,567 when I was in college. 654 00:43:33,698 --> 00:43:36,135 Watched those cats do all sorts of drills and exercises. 655 00:43:36,265 --> 00:43:39,834 Same thing in football, just need to change a few things. 656 00:43:39,965 --> 00:43:41,619 Just call me crazy. 657 00:43:43,533 --> 00:43:46,275 Okay, okay, but as far as the team is concerned 658 00:43:46,406 --> 00:43:47,973 you are a real American Football coach. 659 00:43:48,103 --> 00:43:49,583 A good one, the best. 660 00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:51,387 We're lucky to have you, you know what I mean? 661 00:43:51,411 --> 00:43:53,251 Yeah, man, I won't say anything like, you know. 662 00:43:53,543 --> 00:43:55,067 I'm cool. 663 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,199 If they think you're the real deal, 664 00:43:57,330 --> 00:43:58,450 they'll do anything you say. 665 00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:01,682 Woo! This is going to be awesome. 666 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:04,163 Listen, I'm gonna grab you cats a couple of beers and 667 00:44:04,293 --> 00:44:07,253 might as well get started on the game plan like immediately. 668 00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:08,471 Yes! 669 00:44:09,951 --> 00:44:12,258 It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you... 670 00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:16,044 Your new Head Coach, James Dupont. 671 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:24,792 Oy! This here is my pitch 672 00:44:25,924 --> 00:44:28,013 Hey, yo, what's a pitch? 673 00:44:28,143 --> 00:44:29,449 Uh, a playing field. 674 00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:32,495 This used to be your pitch, asshole. 675 00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:40,626 No, no. You don't understand. This here is my pitch. 676 00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:44,464 No, dog. I don't think you understand. 677 00:44:44,594 --> 00:44:48,294 Now you got ten seconds to get your fat ass outta here 678 00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:54,213 or my dogs are going to use you as tackle dummies. You feel me? 679 00:45:01,002 --> 00:45:02,612 Tossers. You're all tossers. 680 00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:04,103 You're all talk. We can't hear you. 681 00:45:07,226 --> 00:45:09,489 Tossers. You're all tossers. 682 00:45:11,970 --> 00:45:13,798 Yeah, yeah, come on! 683 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,937 Right, I think that's the last we'll be hearing from them. 684 00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:27,855 - Yeah! Yeah! - Great shot. 685 00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,378 Assholes. 686 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:34,688 Alright, guys, listen up. Even on a beautiful day like today, 687 00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:37,082 it's very important that we warm up first. 688 00:45:37,212 --> 00:45:41,303 So let's get started with twenty star jumps. Ready? Go! 689 00:45:41,434 --> 00:45:46,221 One, two, three, four... 690 00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:57,537 Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop! We need to work on that. 691 00:45:58,756 --> 00:46:02,150 Now as your coach I would never ask you to do anything 692 00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:04,979 that I cannot do myself. 693 00:46:05,110 --> 00:46:08,766 This exercise is called The Killer. Watch. 694 00:46:11,464 --> 00:46:17,296 Now in a game, you're gonna get knocked down. 695 00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:20,168 You might even get blindsided, maybe tripped. 696 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:23,215 This drill gets you used to getting back up. 697 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:25,565 So when I say 'hit it, ' you hit it. 698 00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:26,695 Hit it! 699 00:46:29,308 --> 00:46:30,308 Hit it! 700 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,618 That my friends is a Killer. 701 00:46:35,749 --> 00:46:39,057 Now when I say 'break down, ' you break down. 702 00:46:39,187 --> 00:46:41,407 And when I say 'hit it, ' you hit it. 703 00:46:41,537 --> 00:46:44,366 Ready? Break down. 704 00:46:46,238 --> 00:46:47,238 Hit it. 705 00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:49,544 Hit it. 706 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:52,199 Hit it. 707 00:46:54,072 --> 00:46:55,290 Hit it. 708 00:46:56,944 --> 00:47:00,165 Get up, I haven't even started with you guys yet. 709 00:47:00,295 --> 00:47:01,731 I said get up! 710 00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:03,622 Let's keep moving, let's keep moving. Let's go! 711 00:47:03,646 --> 00:47:06,475 Let's split into four equal teams. Let's go! 712 00:47:07,781 --> 00:47:09,348 I'm alright. Eddie, I'm fine. 713 00:47:09,478 --> 00:47:12,133 I've got to go with the lads. Eddie get off me. 714 00:47:19,314 --> 00:47:22,927 I'm dead. Yup, I'm dead. 715 00:47:23,797 --> 00:47:24,818 You guys are looking good, I'm proud of you. 716 00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:25,949 I'm proud of you guys. Come on. 717 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,846 Alright, alright! Good job, guys, good job! 718 00:47:30,891 --> 00:47:32,826 Alright, we're gonna get it together though. Come on, baby. 719 00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:35,069 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 720 00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:41,075 Get up, get up, get up! Go! Come on! 721 00:47:41,206 --> 00:47:43,991 Let's move. Keep moving. Keep it moving. 722 00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:47,734 Break down! 723 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:49,344 Watch the ball, watch the ball. 724 00:47:50,128 --> 00:47:51,607 Well done, boys. 725 00:47:56,961 --> 00:47:58,841 He's going to kill us, you know that, don't you. 726 00:47:58,963 --> 00:48:02,009 Listen, what I want is all you guys in two long lines 727 00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:03,228 about a yard apart. 728 00:48:03,358 --> 00:48:05,317 Okay? Let's move, let's move. 729 00:48:05,447 --> 00:48:06,687 Alright, you heard him. Come on. 730 00:48:09,321 --> 00:48:11,976 ♪ 731 00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:18,156 I said up. 732 00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:38,350 Up, one. 733 00:49:09,598 --> 00:49:12,384 ♪ 734 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:34,493 Railroaders on three. One, two, three. Railroaders! 735 00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:36,756 Great job. Alright, guys, take a knee for a second. 736 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,632 You guys are pretty tired, huh? 737 00:49:43,763 --> 00:49:45,069 Feel pretty bad? 738 00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,725 Yo, listen. 739 00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:51,256 If we wanna play this game seriously 740 00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:53,991 we got a lot of work to do, guys. 741 00:49:54,121 --> 00:49:56,732 First thing we got to do is get in shape. 742 00:49:56,863 --> 00:49:58,560 I was kinda tough on you guys today, 743 00:49:58,691 --> 00:50:02,477 but you did good. It's good stuff man. 744 00:50:02,608 --> 00:50:04,305 - That a way, coach. - Cheers, coach. 745 00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:05,436 Thanks, Coach. 746 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,222 That was unbelievable. 747 00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:09,417 I don't think any of us are going to 748 00:50:09,441 --> 00:50:12,226 be able to walk tomorrow, but thanks all the same. 749 00:50:13,575 --> 00:50:17,666 Right. Now you know how serious we are. Yeah? 750 00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:22,236 I'll see all you cool guys next week. 751 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:24,282 Alright, can we get... 752 00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:26,458 Coach James, Coach James, Coach James... 753 00:50:31,593 --> 00:50:34,727 ♪ 754 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,817 Okay, guys, down to your right. 755 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:25,430 Oy! 756 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:30,565 I thought I told you a hundred times this is my garden. 757 00:51:35,309 --> 00:51:37,311 Yo, follow me. 758 00:51:40,749 --> 00:51:43,361 ♪ 759 00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:47,626 Everybody in one line. 760 00:51:49,845 --> 00:51:54,894 Now in a few seconds when I shout hut! My dawgs... 761 00:51:56,896 --> 00:51:58,854 are going to bury your punk ass into the ground. 762 00:51:58,985 --> 00:52:00,769 So I suggest you find another pitch because 763 00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:03,990 we gonna use all these. 764 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,600 We ain't got all day, man. 765 00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:08,299 You got about ten seconds to make up your mind. 766 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:11,693 Ten... Nine... 767 00:52:11,824 --> 00:52:13,782 Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two... 768 00:52:13,913 --> 00:52:15,480 On one. Ready? 769 00:52:15,610 --> 00:52:16,307 Ready! 770 00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:17,656 - Ready? - Ready! 771 00:52:17,786 --> 00:52:23,879 Down... Set... Hut! 772 00:52:27,579 --> 00:52:28,710 Buggers! 773 00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,894 I'm gonna friggin' get you for this. You're dead. 774 00:52:40,635 --> 00:52:42,463 Nope, still alive. 775 00:52:42,594 --> 00:52:46,424 It's Railroader time, baby! It's Railroader time! 776 00:52:47,468 --> 00:52:48,668 That's what I'm talking about! 777 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:08,185 Afternoon love, is he in? 778 00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:10,970 No, he's not and I'm not just saying that. 779 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:13,712 Well can you tell him that unless he gets fifty quid 780 00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:18,369 to me by midnight, I'm going to have to take some action. 781 00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:19,718 Do you understand? 782 00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:21,589 No, I bloody don't understand. 783 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,983 Don't you dare start threatening me. 784 00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:27,639 I know who you are. You don't frighten me. 785 00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:31,643 Well, let me enlighten you. Your husband borrowed money 786 00:53:31,773 --> 00:53:34,733 off me and now I'm here to collect or 787 00:53:34,863 --> 00:53:38,780 laddo here gets very angry. 788 00:53:40,913 --> 00:53:43,655 Well I can tell you now, he hasn't got a penny, 789 00:53:43,785 --> 00:53:46,875 not until Thursday when he gets paid. 790 00:53:47,006 --> 00:53:48,660 Thursday, you say? 791 00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:52,403 Look I'll make sure he gets fifty quid to you 792 00:53:52,533 --> 00:53:54,927 by Thursday evening. 793 00:53:55,057 --> 00:53:57,625 That's if he's still alive after I've finished with him. 794 00:53:58,931 --> 00:54:00,933 He's a very lucky man. 795 00:54:01,063 --> 00:54:05,894 For your sake I'll wait till Thursday then, fifty quid. 796 00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:10,464 What did you do that for? 797 00:54:10,595 --> 00:54:12,858 So she understands. 798 00:54:12,988 --> 00:54:15,991 Of course she understands, she said fifty quid. 799 00:54:16,949 --> 00:54:18,907 I'm sorry, love. I'll get you another one. 800 00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:27,612 Bastard! 801 00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:35,097 Hiya, love. Sorry I'm a bit late. 802 00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:41,452 You liar. I thought you had changed. How stupid am I? 803 00:54:41,582 --> 00:54:43,715 Ey? What's the matter? 804 00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:45,780 I had a visit from Sharky this afternoon while you 805 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,806 were out playing with your mates. 806 00:54:47,936 --> 00:54:49,938 What? She came here. 807 00:54:50,069 --> 00:54:52,593 Is that where you got the money from for your kit? 808 00:54:54,421 --> 00:54:59,557 Yeah, it was but... I was meant to pay her back. 809 00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:00,993 Oh come on, Kym. 810 00:55:01,123 --> 00:55:04,475 Let's just get through the next few weeks and... 811 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,955 I can't believe she came here. 812 00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:11,046 I'm pregnant. 813 00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:15,834 Pregnant? 814 00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:19,881 You know how much I've wanted a baby, but not like this. 815 00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:22,623 Not when we are in this state. 816 00:55:22,754 --> 00:55:25,583 Hey, this is supposed to be the most happiest moment 817 00:55:25,713 --> 00:55:27,149 of our lives. 818 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,979 How can I be happy when you just won't change? 819 00:55:32,894 --> 00:55:35,244 I will change. 820 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:38,117 I hope so Derek for our baby's sake. 821 00:55:46,081 --> 00:55:50,477 Oh my God. I'm going to be a Dad. 822 00:55:55,439 --> 00:55:59,834 I know. That's what frightens me. 823 00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:15,719 Derek. 824 00:56:17,069 --> 00:56:19,419 Hey up dawgs! The bonus has come in this week. 825 00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:37,045 Well if it isn't my laddo. 826 00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:40,745 Fancy meeting you here like this on Pay Day. 827 00:56:41,136 --> 00:56:43,051 Wages now. 828 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:45,793 Oh come on, Sharky. You can't take all my wages. 829 00:56:45,924 --> 00:56:47,839 My wife is pregnant. I need to buy stuff. 830 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:57,849 Well it's lucky for you that I like your wife, 831 00:56:57,979 --> 00:57:00,765 so I'm only taking what I am owed. 832 00:57:00,895 --> 00:57:04,029 Two weeks time another fifty quid. You understand? 833 00:57:06,553 --> 00:57:08,686 And here, make sure your wife gets this. 834 00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,265 Well, well, well, helmet cheese. 835 00:57:23,396 --> 00:57:24,441 Come here. 836 00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:27,312 You're dead. 837 00:57:34,363 --> 00:57:38,716 I'm really sorry, love. It was Sharky. 838 00:57:38,846 --> 00:57:40,848 She jumped me and took my wages. 839 00:57:40,979 --> 00:57:44,504 I told her I would get fifty quid to her by tonight. 840 00:57:44,635 --> 00:57:45,960 You know I've a good mind to call the Police 841 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:47,725 and report that bitch. 842 00:57:47,855 --> 00:57:51,642 No, no, no, that would just make things worse. 843 00:57:51,772 --> 00:57:54,471 My mess, I'll sort it. 844 00:58:03,436 --> 00:58:04,568 What's all that about? 845 00:58:06,439 --> 00:58:07,614 Don't ask. 846 00:58:08,746 --> 00:58:10,487 Five, six, seven, eight, 847 00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:13,664 Let's go Railroaders, let's go Railroaders, 848 00:58:13,794 --> 00:58:15,317 let's go Railroaders! 849 00:58:15,448 --> 00:58:16,971 Five, six, seven, eight, 850 00:58:17,102 --> 00:58:22,499 C.R.E.W.E. Railroaders! Railroaders! 851 00:58:22,629 --> 00:58:26,503 Rail.. roaders! Woo! 852 00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:29,810 What to you think, Coach? 853 00:58:29,941 --> 00:58:32,639 Magic, that Angie, yeah. You've come on leaps and bounds. 854 00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:33,858 Do you mean that? 855 00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:35,588 Absolutely, yeah and there's more of you. 856 00:58:35,686 --> 00:58:37,514 Yeah, I auditioned more. 857 00:58:37,644 --> 00:58:39,167 - Fantastic. - Thanks, Derek 858 00:58:39,298 --> 00:58:40,473 Well done, keep it up. 859 00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:46,174 Get another helmet and set of pads with that. 860 00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:48,437 Where's this come from? 861 00:58:48,568 --> 00:58:50,265 I got a bonus at work this week. 862 00:58:51,658 --> 00:58:53,747 It's okay, Kym knows. 863 00:58:58,447 --> 00:58:59,927 - We better keep an eye on him. - Huh? 864 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,502 Alright guys, show is over. Stop looking at them skirts. 865 00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:10,851 Let's get back to work. 866 00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:15,036 If he starts getting shifty, give Eddie a shout or something. 867 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,435 Okay, guys, listen up. 868 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:32,612 Today is the last day to fight for the position you want. 869 00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:35,746 We are going to play Offense verses Defense in game situation 870 00:59:35,876 --> 00:59:38,270 and go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs. 871 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:41,969 Here are the starting line ups. 872 00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:44,276 Take a look and get into positions. 873 00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:47,540 Cadillac, come on. 874 00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,498 Sorry Coach. 875 00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:52,937 Hey guys, check this out. 876 00:59:53,067 --> 00:59:55,002 - What are you doing? - Where'd you get that from? 877 00:59:55,026 --> 00:59:57,066 It's not real, you pillocks, it's just a pellet gun. 878 00:59:57,158 --> 00:59:58,769 - Cover me though, yeah? - Yeah, okay. 879 00:59:58,899 --> 01:00:00,379 Ready? Break! 880 01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:10,911 Down... Set... 881 01:00:11,695 --> 01:00:13,522 Ow! 882 01:00:13,653 --> 01:00:16,047 Oh, you don't want a penalty, boys. 883 01:00:16,177 --> 01:00:18,484 Hey, hey, hey, what is wrong with you guys today? 884 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:19,703 What's up, Coach? 885 01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:21,922 What do you mean, what's up? 886 01:00:22,053 --> 01:00:24,533 Do I look like Stevie Wonder? I can see the gun. 887 01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:26,057 It's just a joke, Coach. Christ. 888 01:00:26,187 --> 01:00:28,625 It wasn't funny. I ought to shoot you in the ass. 889 01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:30,017 Get back in the huddle. 890 01:00:30,148 --> 01:00:32,280 We still get the five yards? 891 01:00:32,411 --> 01:00:34,326 In the huddle. 892 01:00:39,723 --> 01:00:42,639 ♪ 893 01:01:20,764 --> 01:01:21,764 Quiet. 894 01:01:25,769 --> 01:01:28,336 I can't believe your attitudes out here today. 895 01:01:29,337 --> 01:01:31,470 Do you think this is some sort of joke? 896 01:01:32,384 --> 01:01:35,343 Do you think I'm here to watch you guys jerk around? 897 01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:41,959 If this is just a big joke to you guys, I'm gone. 898 01:01:42,089 --> 01:01:43,569 - No, coach, coach! - Nah, I'm done. 899 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:56,800 Look guys, this attitude is really starting to piss me off. 900 01:01:59,150 --> 01:02:01,587 You've got to start taking this seriously. 901 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:03,415 I thought we had something here. 902 01:02:05,025 --> 01:02:06,699 I thought we all wanted to play American Football 903 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,637 on a National scale. 904 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:15,949 From this point on, this becomes serious or not at all. 905 01:02:17,516 --> 01:02:19,387 Right, everybody in. 906 01:02:21,085 --> 01:02:23,261 Sean, come on. Cheerleaders. 907 01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:31,530 One, two, three! 908 01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,314 Railroaders! 909 01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:40,669 ♪ 910 01:02:51,942 --> 01:02:53,073 Was that the post? 911 01:02:53,204 --> 01:02:55,859 Yeah, yeah, just a letter from the UKAFA fixtures 912 01:02:55,989 --> 01:02:57,643 of who we are playing this season. 913 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,080 Nothing important then. 914 01:03:00,211 --> 01:03:01,211 Right, better go. 915 01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:02,604 See you later then. 916 01:03:36,987 --> 01:03:39,206 Right, lads. Thanks for coming at such short notice, 917 01:03:39,337 --> 01:03:42,079 but let me tell you it's good news. 918 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:45,778 I have here the official schedule. 919 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:51,131 Our season begins away at Hereford. 920 01:03:51,262 --> 01:03:54,091 But you want to know something really interesting? 921 01:03:54,221 --> 01:03:57,355 I got a phone call from the Leamington Royals, 922 01:03:57,485 --> 01:04:01,620 they want to play a pre-season game here in Crewe. 923 01:04:04,014 --> 01:04:06,668 We've got four weeks before our first game. 924 01:04:11,064 --> 01:04:14,459 Yes, this is it, Sean, this is it. 925 01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:20,857 Derek. These cats ain't ready, man. 926 01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:23,816 They might think they are ready, but they are not even close. 927 01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:25,818 Four weeks ain't enough. 928 01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:28,255 What do you know? You're not even a real coach. 929 01:04:28,386 --> 01:04:30,083 What the hell is wrong with you man? 930 01:04:30,214 --> 01:04:31,844 I don't have to be a real coach to understand that 931 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,739 these cats ain't ready. 932 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,088 What's gotten into you, man? 933 01:04:35,219 --> 01:04:36,873 I'll tell you what's gotten into me. 934 01:04:37,003 --> 01:04:39,397 In four weeks time, good or bad, win or lose, 935 01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:42,748 do or die, we play our first game and that's final. 936 01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:48,536 Oh, watch out. Oh, sorry. 937 01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:49,667 Have I missed something? 938 01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:51,496 Yeah, your boy's tripping. 939 01:04:57,241 --> 01:04:59,678 Little bit of an atmosphere. 940 01:05:09,209 --> 01:05:11,603 Okay, Mister Stanyer is ready to see you now. 941 01:05:21,178 --> 01:05:22,875 You're not making any sense whatsoever. 942 01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:25,225 The Cumberland Sports ground would be ideal. 943 01:05:25,356 --> 01:05:27,184 As I mentioned before the only place available 944 01:05:27,314 --> 01:05:30,187 that matches your criteria are the Middlewich playing fields. 945 01:05:30,317 --> 01:05:31,425 But we are the Crewe Railroaders, 946 01:05:31,449 --> 01:05:33,190 not the Middlewich Railroaders. 947 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,889 I'm sorry, but that's all I can offer you at such short notice. 948 01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:41,459 But look, the Cumberland Sports ground is free that weekend. 949 01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:45,202 Why can't you just let use it? We are expecting a big crowd. 950 01:05:45,332 --> 01:05:48,814 The Cumberland Athletic Track is the pride and joy of the county. 951 01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,077 You can't seriously be suggesting that we turn over 952 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:54,080 our flagship facility for you to churn up. 953 01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:56,798 So you would rather let it stand empty than let us use it. 954 01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:57,954 Is that what you are saying? 955 01:05:58,084 --> 01:06:00,565 The offer of Middlewich still stands. 956 01:06:02,393 --> 01:06:04,699 I am trying my best to accommodate you. 957 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:08,921 No. You are treating this sport like everybody else. 958 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:10,967 Like we are some kind of freak show. 959 01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:12,422 Well, it's not the last you have heard of this. 960 01:06:12,446 --> 01:06:14,013 I'm writing to my M.P. 961 01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:16,189 She'll appreciate what we're doing for Crewe. 962 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,254 We are going to be representing this town up and down 963 01:06:18,278 --> 01:06:20,628 the country and you are not even helping us. 964 01:06:20,759 --> 01:06:22,979 I've done all I can. 965 01:06:23,109 --> 01:06:24,850 Well we'll see about that. 966 01:06:30,508 --> 01:06:32,249 That's it, guys. Come on, take a knee. 967 01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:34,816 Deep breaths. 968 01:06:39,473 --> 01:06:40,822 How we feeling? 969 01:06:40,953 --> 01:06:43,129 - Good. - Good. 970 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:45,262 So this is it, guys. 971 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:50,223 The next time you put on your helmets, 972 01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:51,964 you will be playing your first game. 973 01:06:53,966 --> 01:06:56,708 Listen up, everybody. I picked up the jerseys. 974 01:06:56,838 --> 01:06:59,798 We've got some kit. Yeah! 975 01:07:01,539 --> 01:07:02,931 Right, lads, bring it in. 976 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,332 One, two, three... Railroaders! 977 01:07:15,988 --> 01:07:17,250 Any news on the ground? 978 01:07:17,381 --> 01:07:20,384 No, I'm going to have to go into the council and 979 01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:22,821 suck up one last time. 980 01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:25,389 - Look man, just cancel the game. - I can't. 981 01:07:25,519 --> 01:07:28,348 Come on, dawg. We don't have a place to play, 982 01:07:28,479 --> 01:07:30,785 the team ain't ready and I'm telling you 983 01:07:30,916 --> 01:07:32,156 somebody is gonna get hurt, man. 984 01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:36,878 No, this game goes ahead. I need this game to go ahead. 985 01:07:37,009 --> 01:07:38,532 This is not about you anymore, man. 986 01:07:38,663 --> 01:07:42,275 This is about the team, what's best for the team. 987 01:07:42,406 --> 01:07:44,843 No, it is about me. 988 01:07:44,973 --> 01:07:47,802 This was my idea, this is my team. 989 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,067 I stand to lose everything because of it 990 01:07:51,197 --> 01:07:52,720 and I mean everything. 991 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,376 So I say we play Sunday. 992 01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:04,993 Oh, for God's sake. What now? 993 01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:09,433 This has got to stop. I'm not in the mood for this. 994 01:08:09,563 --> 01:08:12,044 You wanna fight? Let's fight. 995 01:08:12,175 --> 01:08:15,221 Come on, I'm fucking ready. I'm fucking ready. 996 01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:19,921 I want to play. 997 01:08:20,966 --> 01:08:22,010 You want to play? 998 01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:23,360 Yeah. 999 01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:29,192 Sean! We need a new jersey. 1000 01:08:44,990 --> 01:08:47,123 Alright, alright. 1001 01:08:52,693 --> 01:08:54,521 Kym, what's all this? What's going on? 1002 01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:56,132 I've had enough of your lies. 1003 01:08:56,262 --> 01:08:57,785 What do you mean? 1004 01:08:57,916 --> 01:09:00,116 This fell out of your jacket when I was putting it away. 1005 01:09:01,006 --> 01:09:03,095 When were you going to tell me? 1006 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,986 Unless we come up with the money by next Monday 1007 01:09:05,010 --> 01:09:07,186 then we would lose the house. 1008 01:09:07,317 --> 01:09:10,537 Is that still the situation? 1009 01:09:10,668 --> 01:09:14,150 I'm not stupid, Derek. I know where that money's gone. 1010 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,674 On that fucking football team. 1011 01:09:16,804 --> 01:09:20,199 No, please, Kym. We've got our first game next Sunday, 1012 01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:21,611 the gate receipts will pay off all our debts. 1013 01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:24,769 It will all have been worth it. We're not lose the house. 1014 01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:29,556 Yeah? Look at me, look at me. We're not gonna lose the house. 1015 01:09:29,687 --> 01:09:32,124 Just please don't leave me. 1016 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:38,086 Oh, I wasn't leaving, that's full of your clothes. 1017 01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:40,915 This house obviously means nothing to you. 1018 01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:45,485 Sort this mess out or I'm throwing you out. 1019 01:09:46,660 --> 01:09:48,271 I mean it, Derek. 1020 01:09:54,102 --> 01:09:56,322 Two hundred quid? 1021 01:09:56,453 --> 01:10:00,065 You want me to loan you another two hundred quid? 1022 01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,546 Well you got some balls, I'll give you that. 1023 01:10:02,676 --> 01:10:05,201 Ain't he? Got some balls like? 1024 01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:09,117 Yes, balls! 1025 01:10:10,336 --> 01:10:13,252 Please, Sharky, I'm in big trouble. 1026 01:10:13,383 --> 01:10:19,258 You are in big trouble, my lad. With me. You owe me... 1027 01:10:19,389 --> 01:10:24,611 Ooh, let's see... two hundred and fifty quid. 1028 01:10:24,742 --> 01:10:26,526 Bit too fruity that, let him go. 1029 01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:32,140 Look, I'll be able to give you some of it back 1030 01:10:32,271 --> 01:10:34,969 on Sunday out of the gate receipts. 1031 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:38,495 Really? Well how does this sound? 1032 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:42,760 We'll see you Sunday to collect two hundred and fifty quid. 1033 01:10:42,890 --> 01:10:46,764 And no, you can't have another two hundred you cheeky sod. 1034 01:10:48,374 --> 01:10:51,421 I can't make Sunday. It's my mother's birthday. 1035 01:10:51,551 --> 01:10:54,119 Your mothers birthday? 1036 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:57,209 Do you know what, I can't run a business like this. 1037 01:10:57,340 --> 01:11:00,256 You're sacked. I'll bloody well go myself. 1038 01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:05,261 Sunday. Two hundred and fifty quid or else. 1039 01:11:06,653 --> 01:11:07,828 Daisy! 1040 01:11:35,247 --> 01:11:36,944 Ey up, toss pot. 1041 01:11:38,903 --> 01:11:46,432 I, uh... I hate to ask, but don't suppose you can 1042 01:11:46,563 --> 01:11:47,955 lend me two hundred quid? 1043 01:11:48,347 --> 01:11:49,609 Very funny. 1044 01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:54,135 What do you want? 1045 01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:56,921 I'm serious, Gerry, I need two hundred quid. 1046 01:11:57,443 --> 01:12:00,316 Oh, mate, I haven't got it. 1047 01:12:00,446 --> 01:12:04,276 Alright. I'd just thought I'd ask. 1048 01:12:04,407 --> 01:12:05,471 I mean, yeah, of course I've got it, 1049 01:12:05,495 --> 01:12:07,279 I'm just not giving it to you. 1050 01:12:10,282 --> 01:12:13,329 ♪ 1051 01:12:14,765 --> 01:12:17,550 That's the situation, including this weeks wages 1052 01:12:17,681 --> 01:12:19,291 I need one hundred and sixty quid or 1053 01:12:19,422 --> 01:12:20,486 else they will kick us out of the house. 1054 01:12:20,510 --> 01:12:21,902 Why am I not surprised? 1055 01:12:22,033 --> 01:12:26,254 Answer me this. Did you spend your money on the football team? 1056 01:12:28,213 --> 01:12:30,302 I told you, I bloody well told you. 1057 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:34,045 Alright look. I get the picture, I'm useless, pathetic, 1058 01:12:34,175 --> 01:12:35,438 I've heard it all before. 1059 01:12:35,568 --> 01:12:36,676 All I want to know is will you lend me 1060 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:39,311 one hundred and sixty quid? 1061 01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,183 What? He'll only go and do it all again won't he? 1062 01:12:42,314 --> 01:12:43,663 Oh, forget it. 1063 01:12:43,794 --> 01:12:44,858 I knew it was a waste of time coming here, 1064 01:12:44,882 --> 01:12:46,100 don't know why I bothered. 1065 01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:50,322 Hey! That's right, it's all our fault, isn't it? 1066 01:12:50,453 --> 01:12:53,978 There's always somebody else to blame but yourself. 1067 01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:01,377 Derek wait. 1068 01:13:15,956 --> 01:13:18,655 Mum, thank you. I'll give it you back on Monday 1069 01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:20,526 after we have play the game, yeah? 1070 01:13:20,657 --> 01:13:25,052 You just make sure you use it to pay off the arrears 1071 01:13:25,183 --> 01:13:26,967 and don't tell your Dad. 1072 01:13:50,643 --> 01:13:52,186 Oh, hello. Could I speak to the head of sports 1073 01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:54,255 and recreation please? 1074 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:04,395 Hello. 1075 01:14:05,571 --> 01:14:06,703 Yeah, speaking. 1076 01:14:08,313 --> 01:14:09,532 Mhm. 1077 01:14:10,663 --> 01:14:12,404 Oh, yeah. 1078 01:14:15,886 --> 01:14:17,191 Really? 1079 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:19,977 Right, okay. 1080 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,066 Yeah, that's amazing. 1081 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:24,764 Thank you. 1082 01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:28,289 Half and hour? Yeah, I can be there in half an hour. 1083 01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:30,620 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you very much. Alright, see you. 1084 01:14:32,206 --> 01:14:34,165 Yes! Yes! 1085 01:14:34,295 --> 01:14:35,949 What's up with you? 1086 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,440 We've got the Cumberland Sports ground to play our games at. 1087 01:14:39,649 --> 01:14:42,739 Oh, love, things are looking up for us. 1088 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:46,545 Oh, did you call in sick for me? 1089 01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:47,569 Yes. 1090 01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:50,486 Great. I'll pay this in then. 1091 01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:08,591 Well it seems the plight of your team had quite an impact 1092 01:15:08,721 --> 01:15:11,724 on a certain Member of Parliament. 1093 01:15:11,855 --> 01:15:14,727 Therefore after much deliberation, we, the council, 1094 01:15:14,858 --> 01:15:17,948 have decided that the Cumberland Athletic track will be 1095 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:20,777 made available to you this Sunday. 1096 01:15:20,907 --> 01:15:23,954 Of course there will be a nominal hire charge, 1097 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:27,523 but we have reduced the fee to one hundred and forty pounds. 1098 01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,396 A hundred and forty pounds? 1099 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:36,619 Yes. Yes, it would normally be two hundred pounds. 1100 01:15:36,749 --> 01:15:41,101 Oh, and we need that now so we can get everything moving. 1101 01:15:43,277 --> 01:15:44,540 Shit. 1102 01:15:52,939 --> 01:15:55,725 I'll just get you a receipt then. 1103 01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,119 Are you okay? 1104 01:16:24,841 --> 01:16:26,277 There we are. 1105 01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:30,890 No, no, sorry can't do it, can't do it. I need the money. 1106 01:16:31,021 --> 01:16:33,719 Look can we please pay you out of the gate receipts? 1107 01:16:33,850 --> 01:16:35,634 I'm sorry, you can't charge the public 1108 01:16:35,765 --> 01:16:37,331 for admission into the game. 1109 01:16:37,462 --> 01:16:40,726 Our public liability insurance doesn't cover American Football. 1110 01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:47,515 We can't charge admission? 1111 01:16:48,995 --> 01:16:50,431 No. 1112 01:16:52,042 --> 01:16:54,914 We need to charge admission. You don't understand. 1113 01:16:55,045 --> 01:16:58,614 Well, I'm sorry. You can't. 1114 01:17:12,715 --> 01:17:14,586 I'll give you seven days. 1115 01:17:15,892 --> 01:17:18,285 Seven days to pay after the game. 1116 01:17:19,809 --> 01:17:21,637 That's the best I can do. 1117 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:24,944 Thank you. 1118 01:17:29,035 --> 01:17:31,777 ♪ 1119 01:17:36,260 --> 01:17:38,151 So the money you've been giving me for pads and helmets 1120 01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:39,959 should have been paying off your bills off? 1121 01:17:42,135 --> 01:17:44,921 I thought we'd get it all back from the gate receipts. 1122 01:17:47,184 --> 01:17:49,447 I've been an idiot, mate. 1123 01:17:50,927 --> 01:17:54,539 So we definitely can't charge admission? 1124 01:17:54,670 --> 01:18:00,676 Nope. And now I owe my mum hundred and sixty quid, 1125 01:18:00,806 --> 01:18:02,634 Sharky two hundred and fifty. 1126 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:07,683 I've not made any payments on the bloody phone for months 1127 01:18:07,813 --> 01:18:09,613 and they are about to cut the electricity off. 1128 01:18:10,903 --> 01:18:12,949 God what a mess. 1129 01:18:15,038 --> 01:18:16,822 Does Kym know all this? 1130 01:18:22,175 --> 01:18:24,482 But you paid your rent arrears off. 1131 01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:31,707 Yeah. At least that's safe for the time being. 1132 01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:38,452 I'll tell Kym after the game on Sunday about everything else. 1133 01:18:41,673 --> 01:18:44,850 ♪ 1134 01:19:19,842 --> 01:19:21,402 Why was no one taking money at the gate? 1135 01:19:21,452 --> 01:19:25,325 Don't worry, love, I'm sure it's all been taken care of. 1136 01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:28,111 He's forgotten to organize, ain't he? Wouldn't surprise me. 1137 01:19:28,241 --> 01:19:29,895 You know what he's like. 1138 01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:49,045 Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down, calm down. 1139 01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:52,265 Listen up. Hey, hey! Listen up. 1140 01:19:52,396 --> 01:19:55,051 I was just talking to the refs and we got major problems. 1141 01:19:55,181 --> 01:19:57,575 Oooh! 1142 01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:58,924 Come on, Jenny, out. 1143 01:20:06,149 --> 01:20:09,630 Alright, chill, chill, chill. Everybody chill out. 1144 01:20:09,761 --> 01:20:13,286 Check it out. Everybody must have a mouth piece. 1145 01:20:13,417 --> 01:20:16,028 You will not be allowed to play unless you have one. 1146 01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:18,770 If you don't have one, raise your hand. 1147 01:20:22,165 --> 01:20:24,365 You guys are going to have to share with each other man. 1148 01:20:24,428 --> 01:20:27,735 Hey, hey, hey! Don't quit on me now. 1149 01:20:27,866 --> 01:20:30,956 It's that or you don't play, what do you want to do? 1150 01:20:31,087 --> 01:20:32,610 Play. 1151 01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:34,960 Well then find some dog to share your mouth piece with. 1152 01:20:39,356 --> 01:20:42,054 Hey Danny, Danny! 1153 01:20:55,285 --> 01:20:56,590 Want to share with me like? 1154 01:21:06,731 --> 01:21:08,298 Five, six, seven, eight... 1155 01:21:52,864 --> 01:21:54,344 Wait, you! 1156 01:21:54,474 --> 01:21:57,347 Derek, why is no one collecting money? 1157 01:21:57,477 --> 01:21:59,088 Sorry, love, I'll tell you later. 1158 01:22:11,448 --> 01:22:15,756 James, I need to apologize. 1159 01:22:15,887 --> 01:22:17,212 You're a great coach and we couldn't have 1160 01:22:17,236 --> 01:22:18,629 done it without you. 1161 01:22:18,759 --> 01:22:23,068 No worries. It's been a blast, man. Just hope nobody gets hurt. 1162 01:22:23,199 --> 01:22:25,288 I still don't think these dudes are ready. 1163 01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:27,072 You're probably right. 1164 01:22:27,203 --> 01:22:28,900 Come on, dog, we've got a game to play. 1165 01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,031 Alright. 1166 01:22:57,929 --> 01:23:00,714 Alright, baby, it's game time, it's game time! 1167 01:23:06,329 --> 01:23:07,939 Railroaders on three. One, two, three. 1168 01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:09,723 Railroaders! 1169 01:23:35,575 --> 01:23:41,668 Railroaders! 1170 01:23:44,193 --> 01:23:45,890 - Ready! - Ready! 1171 01:24:04,082 --> 01:24:05,127 Break! 1172 01:24:16,486 --> 01:24:18,705 Down... set... hut! 1173 01:24:22,187 --> 01:24:25,016 ♪ 1174 01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:34,771 We're getting murdered Coach. 1175 01:27:35,902 --> 01:27:38,514 Hey, hey, hey. Lift your heads up. 1176 01:27:38,644 --> 01:27:41,430 You got nothing to be down about. Alright? 1177 01:27:41,560 --> 01:27:43,475 Let's go back out there and have some fun. 1178 01:27:43,606 --> 01:27:46,261 Today is all about learning the game. 1179 01:27:46,391 --> 01:27:48,437 Come on, man. What happened to my crazed dawgs? 1180 01:27:51,788 --> 01:27:53,766 Alright, listen up. They're keying in on Oaksey, alright? 1181 01:27:53,790 --> 01:27:55,531 They are over pursuing. 1182 01:27:55,661 --> 01:27:57,663 Let's try the reverse we worked on. 1183 01:27:57,794 --> 01:27:59,056 - The reverse? - The reverse. 1184 01:27:59,186 --> 01:28:01,106 It's going to be wide open, nobody is over there. 1185 01:28:01,754 --> 01:28:03,582 Just tuck the ball away and you've got it. 1186 01:28:03,713 --> 01:28:05,105 - Alright? - Okay. 1187 01:28:05,236 --> 01:28:07,282 Enthusiasm, guys, enthusiasm. Come on, bring it in. 1188 01:28:07,412 --> 01:28:08,892 Bring it in, let's go. 1189 01:28:11,242 --> 01:28:12,417 One, two, three. 1190 01:28:12,548 --> 01:28:13,940 Railroaders! 1191 01:28:17,509 --> 01:28:20,295 ♪ 1192 01:28:47,278 --> 01:28:50,586 ♪ 1193 01:28:50,716 --> 01:28:51,848 Derek! 1194 01:28:56,548 --> 01:28:59,638 ♪ 1195 01:29:49,296 --> 01:29:52,125 Come in, love. I'm just about finished. 1196 01:29:58,436 --> 01:30:00,699 I'll be back in a minute with them tablets. 1197 01:30:02,919 --> 01:30:10,056 Sean's here. He wanted you to know that you lost 50-13. 1198 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,410 Love, that's not important. 1199 01:30:17,890 --> 01:30:22,155 Look, Kym, need to talk. I need to tell you something. 1200 01:30:24,114 --> 01:30:29,293 I know you don't think so, but I love you and I'm so sorry, but... 1201 01:30:29,424 --> 01:30:31,295 Ah, there you go. 1202 01:30:33,340 --> 01:30:34,580 These will ease the pain a bit. 1203 01:30:36,039 --> 01:30:40,260 Oh dear, the sooner we get you get home the better. 1204 01:30:48,791 --> 01:30:51,271 That's it. He's ready to go now. 1205 01:30:58,801 --> 01:31:00,411 I really need to tell you... 1206 01:31:00,542 --> 01:31:06,112 Not now, love. There's something you need to see first. 1207 01:31:06,243 --> 01:31:07,374 Come on. 1208 01:32:04,649 --> 01:32:06,521 Sean told me what an asshole you've been. 1209 01:32:07,957 --> 01:32:11,743 Funding the team, neglecting your family. 1210 01:32:11,874 --> 01:32:15,660 That's not cool, man. Not cool at all. 1211 01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:19,403 So we took up a collection after the game. 1212 01:32:19,534 --> 01:32:21,666 These dawgs really appreciate you putting everything 1213 01:32:21,797 --> 01:32:23,842 on the line for them. 1214 01:32:23,973 --> 01:32:25,733 There's enough there to cover most of your debt 1215 01:32:25,757 --> 01:32:28,281 and pay for the ground fees. 1216 01:32:28,412 --> 01:32:30,675 Don't do it again. You hear me? 1217 01:32:32,895 --> 01:32:34,461 - Wow! - I'll look after that. 1218 01:32:37,856 --> 01:32:42,339 Wow! I don't know what to say. 1219 01:32:47,344 --> 01:32:51,304 Well, I know we lost. 1220 01:32:51,435 --> 01:32:55,134 And I've broke my bloody arm. 1221 01:32:57,136 --> 01:33:00,400 But today has turned out pretty special for me. 1222 01:33:05,275 --> 01:33:12,674 You guys are family and I thank you from the bottom of my heart. 1223 01:33:16,242 --> 01:33:20,246 Ahead of us is the first season of American Football 1224 01:33:20,377 --> 01:33:22,422 on these shores. 1225 01:33:25,251 --> 01:33:27,471 And I can't wait to step out there with you. 1226 01:33:29,821 --> 01:33:31,712 But I need to spend some time with someone I've been 1227 01:33:31,736 --> 01:33:33,782 neglecting far too long. 1228 01:33:34,478 --> 01:33:38,308 Hey, don't think you are off the hook that easily, Simmons. 1229 01:33:38,438 --> 01:33:40,440 We've got a lot to talk about. 1230 01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:50,063 Alright you crazy dawgs, bring it in. 1231 01:33:50,102 --> 01:33:51,451 Everybody, come on! 1232 01:33:54,977 --> 01:33:56,282 Railroaders on three. 1233 01:33:56,413 --> 01:33:57,283 One, two, three... 1234 01:33:57,414 --> 01:33:59,372 Railroaders! 1235 01:34:03,507 --> 01:34:06,510 ♪