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BEN: Freud said,
"Love and work. Work and love.

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"That's all there is."

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Well, I'm retired,
and my wife is dead.

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As you can imagine,
that's given me

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some time on my hands.

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My wife's been gone
for three and a half years.

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I miss her in every way.

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And retirement?
That is an ongoing,

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relentless effort
in creativity.

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At first, I admit
I enjoyed the novelty of it.

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Sort of felt like
I was playing hooky.

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I used all the miles I'd saved
and traveled the globe.

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The problem was,
no matter where I went,

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as soon as I got home,
the nowhere-to-be thing

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hit me like a ton of bricks.

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I realized the key

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to this whole deal
was to keep moving.

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Get up, get out of the house,
and go somewhere. Anywhere.

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Come rain or shine,
I'm at my Starbucks by 7:15.

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Excuse me,
mind if we join you here?

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Hey, how are ya?

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BEN: Can't explain it,

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but it makes me
feel part of something.

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These guys today,
they're not numbers guys.

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Don't talk figures with them.

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BEN: How do I spend
the rest of my days?

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You name it.
Golf, books, movies, pinochle

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Tried yoga, learned to cook,

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bought some plants,
took classes in Mandarin.

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(SPEAKING MANDARIN)

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Translation, "Believe me,
I've tried everything."

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And then, of course,
there are the funerals.

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So many more
than I could imagine.

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The only traveling I do
these days is out to San Diego

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to visit my son
and his family.

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They're great.
I love 'em to pieces.

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But to be honest, I think
I probably relied on them

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way more than I should.

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Don't get me wrong,
I'm not an unhappy person.

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Quite the contrary.

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I just know
there's a hole in my life,

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and I need to fill it.

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Soon.

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Which brings me to today,
when I was leaving the market

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and caught your flyer
out of the corner of my eye.

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Hmm.

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"Seniors, be an intern."

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Ben,

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I thought that was you. Hi.

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- Hey.
- What'd you find?

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I think an Internet place
is looking for senior interns.

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- Am I reading this right?
- Let me see.

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"Applicants must be
over 65 years of age,

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"have organizational skills,

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"a genuine interest in
e-commerce," whatever that is,

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"and a roll-up-your-sleeves
attitude."

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AboutTheFit.com,

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isn't that the Outfit
that Was...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They bought one of those
old factories in Red Hook.

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My daughter says they sell
clothes on the Internet.

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How that works,
I have no idea.

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Well, you have to
upload the application.

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That could be challenging.
Listen to this,

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"Cover letters
are so old-fashioned.

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"Show us who you are
with a cover-letter video.

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"Upload your video
to YouTube or Vimeo

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"using .mov, .avi,
or a .mpg file.

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"We look forward
to meeting you."

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Well, I guess
that's meeting me.

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I swear I don't even know
what language that was.

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What are you
doing tonight, Ben?

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A frozen lasagna?

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I could make a little salad,
turn it into a dinner for two,

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like we did that time
and never did again.

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You know that was
over five months ago?

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Oh, yeah. No, no, we gotta
do that again, for sure,

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but okay if we take
a rain check?

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You're awful cute,
you know that?

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No, I didn't.

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Well, it's true, you are.
So I'll see you.

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Don't take too long, doll.

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You're not getting
any younger.

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- I know, I know, I know.
- All right.

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(TICKING)

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BEN: So here I am,

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applying to be
one of your interns

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because the more
I think about this idea,

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the more tremendous
I think it is.

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I love the idea of having
a place I can go every day.

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I want the connection,
the excitement.

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I wanna be challenged,

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and I guess I might even
wanna be needed.

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The tech stuff might
take a bit to figure out.

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I had to call
my 9-year-old grandson

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just to find out
what a USB connector was.

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But I'll get there.
Eager to learn.

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Also, I want you to know

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I've been a company man
all my life.

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I'm loyal, I'm trustworthy,
and I'm good in a crisis.

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And I love that
you're right here in Brooklyn.

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I've lived here all my life,
and lately I feel

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I may not be hip enough
to live in Brooklyn,

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so this could help
with that, too.

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I read once,
musicians don't retire.

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They stop when there's
no more music in them.

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Well, I still have
music in me,

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absolutely positive
about that.

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

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Good news,
I found a size eight in navy.

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No, you are right.

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That package
should have arrived by now.

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Let me track that for you.

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Yep, these pants are awesome
if you have hips.

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Super slimming.

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Okay, let me
just review this with you.

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You have six bridesmaids.

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You ordered six
of the silk chiffon

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Antoinette dresses in pink.

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The wedding is in three days,

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and the dresses just arrived
all in charcoal gray,

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which we don't even sell,
so that is a bit of a mystery.

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Okay, here's what
we're gonna do about this.

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I am gonna call the vendor
and have this fixed today.

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I will personally
see the dresses

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before they are Fed Exed,

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and I promise you they will
be at your front door

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by 9:00 a.m. Friday, okay?

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You know what, let me give you
my cell just in case,

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718-555-0199.

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Oh, thank you so much
for your patience,

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and I am gonna refund you back
all your money. it's the...

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(LAUGHING)
Yes.

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Okay, hey, you check
this one off your list, okay?

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This is done.

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And, Rachel,
have a great wedding.

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Oh, my God,
how did that happen?

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BECKY: Jules?

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I know, I know,
I'm late for something.

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Yeah, everything.

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You see why I take
customer service calls?

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I mean, it's so good.
You learn so much.

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Okay, what's up?
What am I doing?

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Okay, Cameron was waiting for
you, but had another meeting.

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He said he'll be back at 2:00.

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Um, everyone
needs you to sign off

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- on tomorrow's homepage.
- Right.

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And your 11:00
is in the big conference room.

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So is your 11:10.
Finance needs you,

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and I guess you e-mailed
a bunch of people

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at 4:00 a.m. about something?

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Oh, good, I forgot about that.

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I want to figure out
a way for friends

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to shop together online.

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Make it less
of an alone thing.

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E-mail me that idea, will you?

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Yeah, I like that.

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Um, is now a good time
to call your mom back?

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- Dude, I'm on a bike.
- EMPLOYEES: Happy birthday!

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Oh!

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JULES: Oh, what a mess-

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This is the middle
of the office. Don't do...

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Don't put that...

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(GROANS)

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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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- RECEPTIONISTZ Hello.
- Hi.

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I'm Ben Whittaker.
I received an e-mail

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about an interview
for the senior intern program.

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Hey, Ben. How's it goin'?

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It's going good, real good.
Thank you.

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Excellent.
Take a seat around the corner,

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and someone from talent
acquisition will come get you.

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Thank you.

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"Talent acquisition"?

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Okay, you guys
have to remember;

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the homepage
has to read in a glance.

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Also, you have to get back
like this if you wanna see

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what it looks like
if you're, like, over 35.

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Okay, so I can't
read anything,

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but if I could,
what do you want me to see?

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"Five Girls, One Shirt"
or "Check Out The Fit"?

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Well, both, but what I really
want you to see

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is the shirt worn by
five different body types.

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Okay, then you gotta
make me see that.

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Try making
the photo grid bigger.

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I love that five.
Can we make it more graphic?

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Yeah, that's cool.

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Maybe hero the girl
in the red shirt.

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- Jules...
- That is a great red.

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It is going to fly outta here.

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I needed you to sign off
on this, like, two hours ago.

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I know, I know,
but can you try?

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Yep.

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Mia? Tell me that thing again.

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Oh, 40% of our visitors
don't go past the homepage,

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which isn't so bad.

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Yeah, but we should fix that.

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Okay, here you go.

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JULES: I love it.

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- Great, and it's up.
- Okay. Thanks, everybody.

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ALL: Thank you.

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Okay, so...

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The Antoinette dress.
Major screw-up by the vendor.

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There's gonna be a couple
of interviews today, Ben.

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We wanna make sure that
we both find the right fit.

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"Business as usual"
is not really our motto,

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so we hope
you have some fun here.

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This is the first time
we are hiring senior interns,

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so some of
our intern questions

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may not exactly
fit your profile,

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but we're gonna
go for it anwvay, okay?

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Fire away.

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Okay, good.
Where'd you go to school?

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I went to Northwestern.

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Hey, my brother
went to Northwestern.

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Probably not at the same time.

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Probably not.
He graduated in 2009.

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- Class of '65
- (CHUCKLES)

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Wow, what was your major?
Do you remember?

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And after Northwestern,
you went on to...

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I went to work for Dex One.

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Okay, and they made...

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- Phonebooks.
- Oh.

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I was in charge
of overseeing the printing

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of the physical phonebook.

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I did that for over 20 years,

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and before that I was their
VP of sales and advertising.

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So, do they still
make phonebooks?

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I mean, doesn't everyone
just Google numbers?

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I believe they do, but before
Google that was how you got...

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Oh, no, no. Yeah, I get it.

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So 40 years
at the phonebook company?

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That is amazing, seriously.

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Okay, Benjamin. Now,
I'm gonna ask you one of

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our more telling questions
for all of our interns,

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so I want you to, like,
this is the one

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to really think about, okay?

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And take your time.

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Where do you see yourself
in 10 years?

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When I'm 80?

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Yeah, sure.
Yeah, whatever. Um...

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Wait. Did not realize
you were 70.

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That question just doesn't
work for you, does it?

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Should we just scratch
that one and just move on?

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- It's your call, Justin.
- Okay, that one's gone.

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You look great,
by the way, so great,

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and you're clearly more
than qualified for this job.

249
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,466
You're actually, like,
way overqualified,

250
00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,621
and we were so impressed.

251
00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,669
You had great interviews,
great video.

252
00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:07,790
You nailed it, Ben. Congrats.

253
00:11:07,940 --> 00:11:09,226
You're an intern.

254
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,667
Hey. I need you for
two minutes, uninterrupted.

255
00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:12,981
- Hi. Okay.
- Remember a few weeks ago,

256
00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:14,944
we talked about
the senior intern program?

257
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No.

258
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,667
Really? We had a whole,
big conversation about it.

259
00:11:18,820 --> 00:11:19,981
We did? Okay, remind me.

260
00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,505
Seniors in high school
or college?

261
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:24,869
No, no, no. Seniors in life.
Older people.

262
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:26,146
Hold on. What?

263
00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:27,461
I told you
I felt like we needed

264
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to do an outreach program.

265
00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,510
You definitely seemed
to be liking the idea,

266
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,304
so I set it in motion.
It's gonna be great.

267
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:35,822
Hold, please. You're hiring
senior citizen interns?

268
00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,664
There's been
a ton of research on this,

269
00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:40,346
and the results
are actually incredible.

270
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I mean,
imagine having an intern

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with a lifetime of experience

272
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as opposed to
somebody who spent

273
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the last four years of
their life playing beer pong.

274
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,025
Do they eventually
want jobs here?

275
00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:50,063
No, darling,
they're all retired.

276
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They just want the experience.

277
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:54,991
And I would like one to
work directly with you.

278
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,103
- Wait, Cameron, no.
- Wha...

279
00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,742
First of all, I'm not great
with older people.

280
00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,671
You know how I am with
my parents. This could be...

281
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Why do I have to have one?

282
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,664
Because you have
to set the tone.

283
00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,184
Now, would you prefer
a man or a woman?

284
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,388
There's a great 72-year-old
woman, really cute.

285
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:12,781
Ugh That's like the same age
as my mom. That's too weird.

286
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,066
That's fine.
There's a man everyone loves.

287
00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:15,221
He seems amazing.

288
00:12:15,380 --> 00:12:16,905
I watched his video
with the whole group.

289
00:12:17,060 --> 00:12:18,903
People were crying.

290
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,181
Okay, this is not
going to work, in my opinion.

291
00:12:22,380 --> 00:12:24,587
But how long do I have to
do this for? Minimum?

292
00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,027
Six weeks, or we'll be sued.

293
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:29,384
I know we never
talked about this.

294
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,224
Yeah, we did. For real.

295
00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:32,870
He starts tomorrow.

296
00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,305
(TICKING)

297
00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:48,021
Hmm.

298
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:57,951
Back in action.

299
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:00,191
Thank God.

300
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,141
JASON: New interns,
welcome to A TF.

301
00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,582
We all work on this one floor,
and that is because

302
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we are all about communication

303
00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,906
and teamwork.

304
00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,300
No one has a private office,

305
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,542
not even our founder
and CEO, Jules Ostin,

306
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,909
who is actually
right over there.

307
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:18,262
She loves to ride her bike
through the office.

308
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,229
That woman does not
like to waste time.

309
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,223
Plus, she counts it
as exercise.

310
00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:23,905
That's adorable.

311
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,630
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

312
00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,750
Hey. How you doing? I'm Davis.

313
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Hi, Davis. Ben Whittaker.

314
00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:30,781
Exciting place, huh?

315
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,101
Oh, my God.
They had one opening

316
00:13:32,260 --> 00:13:34,262
for a regular-age intern,
no offense.

317
00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:36,388
I got it. I'm so psyched.

318
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:37,951
I'm pretty psyched myself.

319
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:39,431
All right,
a few words about Jules.

320
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:41,429
She started About The Fit
only 18 months ago.

321
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,110
This whole idea was hatched

322
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,750
at Jules' kitchen table
right here in Brooklyn.

323
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,311
Jules tried everything on
that she sold,

324
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,501
described the fit herself,

325
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,186
and apparently, it worked.

326
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,582
She was online in four months.

327
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,426
She started with 25 employees.
She's now up to 216.

328
00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,105
With you four, 220.

329
00:13:58,260 --> 00:13:59,466
Wow.

330
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,429
Hey, Ben, are you gonna
wear a suit every day?

331
00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,741
- You bet.
- (CHUCKLES)

332
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,982
Confident.
I like how you roll.

333
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,630
I like it a lot.

334
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,021
(BELL RINGING)

335
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:13,270
We just hit a record high
of 2,500 likes on Instagram.

336
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,871
(ALL CHEERING)

337
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,301
And that's what we do

338
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:20,621
when something good
happens around here.

339
00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,305
New interns, grab a seat

340
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:23,945
at one of the intern tables
over there.

341
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,261
Check your e-mail.

342
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:26,507
You may find that
you've been assigned

343
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,981
to one particular person
or one particular team.

344
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,266
Or you might
just be a floater

345
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:31,746
it's all good.

346
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,461
Okay, let me Instagram this.

347
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,905
Moment in time.

348
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,023
- Gray is the new green.
- (CAMERA CLICKS)

349
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,221
Take a seat.

350
00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,189
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

351
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,341
Thanks.

352
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:30,061
(CHllvlEs)

353
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,267
Oh, got one.

354
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,421
CAMERON: Welcome, Ben.

355
00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:36,230
Your internship
will be directly

356
00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:38,223
with our founder; Jules Ostin

357
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,902
Oh, I'm in the photo studio.

358
00:15:41,060 --> 00:15:42,949
Floater. Love!

359
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,431
Hey, Ben, what'd you get?

360
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,384
Looks like I'm gonna be
a personal intern.

361
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:47,945
Nice. To?

362
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,181
Jules Ostin

363
00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:51,141
Unfortunate.

364
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:53,746
Hang in there.

365
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:55,381
(CHUCKLES)

366
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:56,781
(CHIMES)

367
00:15:58,260 --> 00:16:00,422
BECKY: Hi, Ben. I have secured
an appointment for you

368
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,947
to meet with Jules Ostin
today at 3:55 p.m.

369
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:06,303
Please be prompt, as Jules has
another meeting at 4:00 p-m-

370
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:07,627
Hmm.

371
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,026
All right,
I'm going to merchandising.

372
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,746
Beautiful.

373
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:31,790
BECKY: it's perfect.

374
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,624
Yes, I'll try to have
her there at 5:00.

375
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,145
Um, no, wait,

376
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:38,264
I booked her with a vendor
at 5:15. I'm sorry.

377
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:39,901
I'll call you back.

378
00:16:40,660 --> 00:16:42,264
Yes, hello?

379
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,467
Hi, I'm Ben Whittaker.

380
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,668
I have a 3:55 appointment
with Ms. Ostin_

381
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,430
3255?

382
00:16:47,580 --> 00:16:48,911
I thought she was meeting
with her new intern.

383
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,431
That's me.

384
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:51,981
How you doing?

385
00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:55,064
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry.
Uh, how are you an intern?

386
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:57,422
It's the new
senior intern program.

387
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,911
It just started today.

388
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,702
Oh, my God. Um...

389
00:17:02,540 --> 00:17:03,541
How old are you?

390
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:05,464
Seventy. You?

391
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:08,943
I'm 24. I know, I look older.
It's the job. It ages you.

392
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,829
Which won't be great
in your case.

393
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,261
Sorry.

394
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,025
I actually thought
you looked younger.

395
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,945
(SCOFFS) Yeah, right.

396
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,989
Any tips before I go in?

397
00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,262
Just talk fast.
She hates slow talkers.

398
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,990
Maybe that's just
when I talk slow.

399
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:25,864
Don't dawdle in any way.
Just keep it moving.

400
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,341
And don't forget to blink.

401
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:29,501
Blink?

402
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:30,661
Yeah, she hates
when people don't blink.

403
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:32,060
It weirds her out.

404
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,301
But it's 3:57.
This meeting that she's in

405
00:17:33,460 --> 00:17:34,507
just took up,
like, two of your...

406
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:35,661
They're out. Go, go, go.

407
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,182
- Okay, thanks.
- Go. Yeah.

408
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:40,308
What? Oh, yeah, I'm here.

409
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,870
BEN: Hi, Jules?

410
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,229
I'm Ben, your new intern.

411
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,348
I'm glad you also see
the humor in this.

412
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,664
Be hard not to.

413
00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:51,710
So, Ben...

414
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,429
I was gonna say
what is a nice guy like you

415
00:17:54,580 --> 00:17:55,741
doing at 8 place like this?

416
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,390
But Cameron gave me the drill,

417
00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,871
so can I just be
honest with you?

418
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,141
PIS3SS.

419
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:01,990
I'm not gonna have
a lot for you to do.

420
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,227
That's the truth.

421
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:06,031
And you being assigned to me
is kind of just

422
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,587
for me to set an example
for the rest of the team.

423
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,265
If you ask me,

424
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:11,751
I think that you'd be
much better off

425
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,106
working in creative
or marketing.

426
00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,381
It's a little bit slower pace,

427
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,666
maybe a little bit
easier to grasp.

428
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:18,141
If you requested a transfer,
we can make that happen.

429
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,904
If that's what you'd prefer.

430
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,540
You'll be happier, believe me.

431
00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,980
I am not so fun to work for.

432
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,387
That's what I gather,

433
00:18:25,540 --> 00:18:27,065
but I can get along
with anyone,

434
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,790
and I'm here to learn
about your world,

435
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,385
give help where I can, so...

436
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,902
So, you don't wanna transfer?

437
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,301
Not really, sir.
I'm terribly sorry.

438
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:37,866
Excuse me.

439
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:39,227
JULES: Okay.

440
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,945
Well, then looks like
you're stuck with me.

441
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:42,750
Great, I'm excited.

442
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,629
I will e-mail you when I have
something for you to do.

443
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:47,901
Or I could just stop by

444
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,425
a few times a day, check in...

445
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:50,911
I'll e-mail you.

446
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,143
Also, don't feel like
you have to dress up.

447
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,665
I mean, we're super cas here.

448
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:57,582
Well, I'm comfortable
in a suit, if it's okay.

449
00:18:57,940 --> 00:19:00,466
No, it's fine. Old-school.

450
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,386
Exactly.
At least I'll stand out.

451
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,429
I don't think you need
a suit to do that.

452
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:06,941
True.

453
00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:11,267
Well, I think we did it
in less than two minutes.

454
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,785
I'll wait to hear from you.

455
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,261
Okay.

456
00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,503
Want the door open or closed?

457
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,986
Doesn't matter.

458
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,946
Open, actually.

459
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,665
You'll get used to me.

460
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,391
Look forward to it.

461
00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,501
Hi.

462
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,826
Hi.

463
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,421
Hi.

464
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,101
Howdy.

465
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,821
What do you need?

466
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,904
(CHUCKLES) No.

467
00:19:57,340 --> 00:19:58,990
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

468
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:02,107
What's up, Ben? Are you good?

469
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,500
Perfect.

470
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,866
Okay.

471
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,860
WOMAN 1: The V-neck back tee?
WOMAN 2: Okay.

472
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,189
- This is Holly.
- Can you run that up to them?

473
00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:18,785
Yeah, no, no.
We love the whole line, Mark.

474
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,188
Okay, so you can zoom out.
Like that.

475
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:23,229
JULES: I'm going to a meeting.
I'll be back in an hour.

476
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,381
We'll talk then?

477
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:26,065
LEWIS: And then you can
just click here to buy it.

478
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:27,221
Cool, yeah.

479
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,065
(PHONE RINGING)

480
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,988
Hello? Hi, yeah.

481
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,907
All right. You staying?

482
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:46,823
Can't leave before
the boss leaves, Davis.

483
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,550
DAVIS: Looks like you're
gonna be here a while.

484
00:20:48,820 --> 00:20:51,187
All right.
See you in the morning, Ben.

485
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:53,821
- Have a good night.
- You, too.

486
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,105
(ALARMS RINGING)

487
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,708
Let's make it happen.

488
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,426
MAN: Thanks.

489
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,430
How about I push, you deliver?

490
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,031
Thank you.

491
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,466
I like that there's four faves
instead of three,

492
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,701
but can I see the one

493
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,225
- without the jacket just to...
- Sure.

494
00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:25,581
Hi.

495
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,424
Okay, so they wanna know
what customers bought

496
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,706
who didn't come back,

497
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,544
so they can spot a problem
if there is one, right?

498
00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,781
Yeah, but I don't
understand how to...

499
00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:34,941
All right, here's what
I think we should do.

500
00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:36,744
- Ben! Ben!
- We should go...

501
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:37,901
Hey, hey, look.
Here she comes.

502
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,101
Watch how she won't even...

503
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:41,786
Hey, Beck. What's up?
You look really nice. (GROANS)

504
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,111
(INHALES SHARPLY)

505
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:46,103
How long can a woman
be mad at you for?

506
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,070
Well, it kind of depends
on what you did.

507
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:50,541
Well, first of all,
nothing on purpose.

508
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,145
We were going out
for a minute.

509
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,780
I thought she was cool.
I really liked her.

510
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,624
But then, I sort of

511
00:21:56,780 --> 00:21:58,942
accidentally slept
with her roommate.

512
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:00,181
That doesn't help.

513
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,830
I didn't know she was
her roommate. I met her out.

514
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:03,106
How would I know that?

515
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:04,546
- FIONA: Hey, Nikki!
- Ben, tell me.

516
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,949
I don't know this stuff
You're olden

517
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,148
You've been through a lot.

518
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:12,423
I mean,
you have a lot of experience.

519
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,503
How long do you think
she'll be mad at me for?

520
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:16,150
Jay, I have zero experience
with women,

521
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,950
and I can tell you, there's
no coming back from that one.

522
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,142
I assume you talked to her,
apologized,

523
00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:21,790
told her how much
she means to you...

524
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,908
Well, you know...

525
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,501
You didn't talk to her?

526
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:26,900
What did you do,
send her a tweet?

527
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:30,951
No, of course not. I, like,
texted her a billion times.

528
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,263
She didn't answer,
so then I e-mailed her.

529
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:35,626
But it was, like,
a nice e-mail.

530
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:37,310
It was along one,
well-thought-out.

531
00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:38,985
Subject line I wrote,
llllm Sorrylll

532
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:40,471
with like a ton of "O's."

533
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,185
So it was like, "I'm sorry,"

534
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,468
with a sad emoticon

535
00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:48,464
where he's crying at the side
of its little cheek.

536
00:22:48,980 --> 00:22:51,347
I should probably actually
just talk to her, huh?

537
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:52,781
Obviously.

538
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,669
Can't imagine it would hurt.

539
00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:56,700
Oh, did yesterday's
numbers come in?

540
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,146
Yeah.

541
00:22:58,540 --> 00:22:59,985
BEN: We could do it
that way, too.

542
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,989
I noticed my intern
sure keeps busy.

543
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,342
Mr. Congeniality.
He's a very big hit.

544
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,661
Everybody loves him.

545
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,750
Okay, do not look
at that desk.

546
00:23:07,940 --> 00:23:09,066
It's like the office
junk drawer.

547
00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:10,551
It's just gonna
drive you crazy.

548
00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:12,821
You just did that.

549
00:23:12,980 --> 00:23:14,903
What are you,
preparing for surgery?

550
00:23:16,340 --> 00:23:20,186
Okay, seriously?
How did this even happen?

551
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:31,582
No, no, I can set it up.
She's just in a meeting.

552
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,710
Hi, something
I can help you with?

553
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,868
Yes, Jules spilled soy sauce
on her Saint Laurent jacket.

554
00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:37,226
Can you take it
to the photo studio?

555
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:38,666
There's lots of cleaners
and stuff in there.

556
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:41,141
- Sure, where is it?
- She's wearing it.

557
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:46,345
They would like us
to consider the possibility...

558
00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,501
Okay.

559
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:51,665
Of meeting with
some potential CEOs.

560
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,071
Wow.

561
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:58,223
I did not see that coming.

562
00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:00,784
(ST/\lvllvlERs) why? uh...

563
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,389
Am I too inexperienced
at running a business?

564
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:05,742
I didn't go to Harvard?

565
00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:09,111
My methods aren't by the book?

566
00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:11,183
I mean,
isn't that how we got here?

567
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:12,906
Really?

568
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,550
I need adult supervision?

569
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,427
Could we be doing better?

570
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,947
We hit our five-year goal
in nine months.

571
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:22,580
Exactly.
Jules, we can't keep up

572
00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:24,788
with our own success.
You know that.

573
00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:26,627
You're an hour late

574
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,464
to every meeting.
We have a name for it,

575
00:24:28,620 --> 00:24:29,951
"Jules Standard Time."

576
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,628
And look, I get it. There's
only so many hours in the day.

577
00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:34,225
We're all playing catch-up.

578
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,951
Our tech guys work until
2:00, 3:00 in the morning.

579
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,465
Customer service is slammed.

580
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,266
We're running out
of inventory.

581
00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:43,424
We've got shipping issues
and programing problems,

582
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:44,621
and the bigger we get,

583
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:46,111
the more complicated
it's gonna get.

584
00:24:46,260 --> 00:24:48,103
But isn't this
what a startup is?

585
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,746
What?

586
00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:52,588
Say it. What is everyone
so worried about?

587
00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:55,744
That it's all going too fast,
and it could get away from us.

588
00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,831
Our investors just think
that a seasoned CEO

589
00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:00,903
could take some things
off your plate.

590
00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:03,950
That's all. Just free you up
to do what you do great.

591
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,141
You come up with the ideas,

592
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,825
and let somebody else
make the trains run on time.

593
00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:08,470
But, Cameron, this new person,

594
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:10,463
they are going to want to
do things their way.

595
00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:12,110
Technically, be my boss.

596
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,501
I mean, how can I do what I do

597
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,583
if I have to report
to someone else,

598
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,629
run every idea I have
by this person?

599
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,185
And can you see that working?

600
00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:22,144
Well, Gilt Groupe
brought in a CEO.

601
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:23,461
How are they doing?

602
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,866
I mean, get me CEO lessons,
you know?

603
00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,865
BEN: Uh, excuse me.

604
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:37,020
I apologize, but Becky said
you needed something

605
00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:39,831
taken care of on yourjacket

606
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,670
Oh, right.

607
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,307
Thank you, Ben.

608
00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:55,186
Of course.

609
00:25:57,460 --> 00:26:00,703
The VCs made up a list
of potential CEOs.

610
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,390
Let's just take
a look at the list.

611
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:05,311
Explore it, then decide.

612
00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:06,871
Baby steps.

613
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,341
Ben.

614
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:13,986
Something big
going on in there?

615
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:15,586
I couldn't say.

616
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,230
You were in there a long time.

617
00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:18,865
I can't hear a thing.

618
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,181
JASON: Psst!

619
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:22,985
(WHISPERS) Say something
about me to her.

620
00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,710
(MOUTHING)
No, you have to do it.

621
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,710
On my way, boss.

622
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:31,585
Hmm. Boss.

623
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,265
LEWIS: Hey, Ben. Ben.

624
00:26:49,540 --> 00:26:50,951
How old's that briefcase?

625
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,910
It's a 1973
Executive Ashburn attaché.

626
00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,266
They don't make it anymore.

627
00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:57,429
I'm a little in love with it.

628
00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:59,582
It's a classic, Lewis.
It's unbeatable.

629
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:03,741
Good night.

630
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:04,901
WOMAN: Bye.

631
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,750
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

632
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:18,905
Morning.

633
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:28,906
Oh, my God.
Somebody cleaned up that desk.

634
00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:32,863
I swear, I was gonna stay late
and do this myself.

635
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,541
Wasn't me.

636
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:37,387
Ben came in at 7:00
this morning and did it.

637
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:38,821
Who?

638
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,948
Ben. Your intern.

639
00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:43,060
ON PA: Ben Whiftakeli

640
00:27:44,220 --> 00:27:46,302
Someone's very happy.

641
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,950
JULES: Brilliant. Thank you.

642
00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:51,183
Best thing that's happened
around here all week.

643
00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:54,061
(BELL RINGING)

644
00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:55,301
(LAUGHS)

645
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,670
(ALL cHEERING)

646
00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:02,151
Thank you.

647
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,980
FIONA: This is your gift
for a job well done.

648
00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,422
I'm Fiona, the house masseuse.

649
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,188
- Hi, Fiona. Ben.
- Hi.

650
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:17,901
Does that feel okay?

651
00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,903
It feels great, actually.
Thank you.

652
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:21,545
Okay. You're a little
bit tight, Ben.

653
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,031
Well, I haven't sat at a desk
for a while.

654
00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:24,341
My body's not used to it.

655
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,501
No, I get it.

656
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,583
Plus, they say
sitting is the new smoking.

657
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:29,865
Let me see what I can do.

658
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,382
I spotted you
in the lunchroom.

659
00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:33,701
I wondered who you were.

660
00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:34,941
- Did you? Oh.
- Yeah.

661
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:37,142
Then someone told me
you were an intern.

662
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,268
That's pretty cool
of you to do this.

663
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:40,985
Well, it's a brave new world.
Thought I'd jump in.

664
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,221
See what it's all about.

665
00:28:42,380 --> 00:28:43,711
Yeah, I know. Absolutely.

666
00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:47,951
I'm constantly amazed
at what they do here.

667
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:49,591
Love bein' a part of it.

668
00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:50,821
Oh.

669
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,221
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. There.

670
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,584
Yeah. Right there.

671
00:28:56,980 --> 00:28:58,664
- How's that, Ben?
- Well, it's___ (STAMMERING)

672
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,902
- Oh, boy.
- FIONA: Good.

673
00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:03,550
(WHISPERS) Jason.

674
00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:06,385
FIONA: Okay, good. Good, good.

675
00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:10,385
There, good.

676
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,780
(WHISPERING) Here you go.

677
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,190
FIONA: A little
tight right here.

678
00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:16,622
- Is that better?
- Oh, boy, oh, boy.

679
00:29:16,780 --> 00:29:18,225
FIONAI Oh. HOW'S that?

680
00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:19,741
- Oh, boy.
- Mmm-hmm.

681
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:22,348
Well, it was nice
to meet you, Ben.

682
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:24,946
Love that there's another
oldie but goodie here.

683
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:26,340
Nice to meet you.

684
00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:28,663
- See you later?
- Love to.

685
00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:29,986
Me, too.

686
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:35,750
(BOTH LAUGHING)

687
00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,829
You're not as old
as I thought you were.

688
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:38,981
JASON: Ooh!

689
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:42,510
Wait, so you're saying
you shave

690
00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:44,105
- every day?
- Yes.

691
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:45,830
- Even on Sundays?
- Every day.

692
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:47,630
Okay, and even if you know

693
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:49,305
that you're not gonna see
anyone that you know?

694
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:51,622
- Yes.
- How is this possible?

695
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:53,305
I'm on CheapApartments.com

696
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:54,700
and I literally can't afford

697
00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:57,306
a single apartment
in all of Brooklyn.

698
00:29:57,620 --> 00:29:59,907
My parents gave me
two weeks to find a place,

699
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,590
and that's just
not gonna happen.

700
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:03,546
Getting evicted?

701
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,941
Hey, I'm in no rush,
but apparently they are.

702
00:30:06,660 --> 00:30:08,742
JASON: All right, here.
Let me see your phone.

703
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,821
CheapApartments.com
Have you tried Craigslist?

704
00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:13,391
DAVIS: Yes.
JASON: Okay.

705
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,270
Then I am out of ideas.

706
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,186
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

707
00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:23,821
WOMANI Jules. Hi.

708
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:25,470
- How are you?
- JULES: Hi.

709
00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:26,826
How are you?

710
00:30:35,060 --> 00:30:37,631
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hey. Good.

711
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:39,544
- Uh, Mike, right?
- Yeah.

712
00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:41,506
Yeah, I'm Ben.
I work for Jules.

713
00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:42,866
Yeah, she'll be down
in a minute.

714
00:30:43,060 --> 00:30:45,142
I Know. Look, I don't wanna
make you feel uncomfortable,

715
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,223
but I just happen to have
looked out the window,

716
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:48,666
and it appeared you were
drinking something

717
00:30:48,860 --> 00:30:50,146
from a paper bag.

718
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:52,582
I don't know what
you're talking about, man.

719
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:56,270
Why don't you tell her
you can't drive her today,

720
00:30:56,420 --> 00:30:57,785
or I'm gonna have to.

721
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,263
- We all good?
- Yeah.

722
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:14,861
Jules.

723
00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:16,701
I'm sorry to do this,

724
00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:19,067
but I'm actually
not feeling so hot.

725
00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:20,500
Not sure I should be driving.

726
00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:21,900
I wouldn't wanna
give you anything.

727
00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,909
Oh, sure. Yeah, no,
you should take the day off

728
00:31:24,100 --> 00:31:25,181
and feel better, okay?

729
00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:26,741
Thanks.

730
00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:31,465
I'm happy to cover for Mike.

731
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:33,544
That's okay.
Becky can drive me.

732
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,668
Really? You wanna give her
more to do?

733
00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:42,944
I hope you don't mind
if I don't get in the front.

734
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,101
I'm not trying to be rude.

735
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:45,261
I just think better
in the back.

736
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:46,501
I mean,
I could get in the front...

737
00:31:46,660 --> 00:31:47,661
No, no, no.

738
00:31:47,820 --> 00:31:49,948
- This is perfect.
- Yeah. Yeah.

739
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:52,025
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

740
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,141
And everything
you hear in the car

741
00:31:54,340 --> 00:31:55,341
is strictly confidential.

742
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:56,945
- Okay?
- Goes without saying.

743
00:31:57,100 --> 00:31:58,101
Hi, Mom.

744
00:31:58,300 --> 00:32:00,302
- JULES' MOM: Oh, I found you.
- Yeah.

745
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:01,700
So, what's up?
How's everything?

746
00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:03,783
Well, your dad and I are
finally putting together

747
00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:05,465
all our research
at the hospital.

748
00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:08,305
- That's great.
- I hear you typing.

749
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:10,221
That's better.

750
00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:12,109
So we've been studying
women under 40

751
00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:13,705
who sleepless than
six hours a night.

752
00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:16,069
- And what'd you find out?
- It's interesting.

753
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:18,701
It seems like
they're 38% more likely

754
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:19,861
to experience
major weight gain

755
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:22,546
compared to women
who slept seven hours a night.

756
00:32:22,740 --> 00:32:23,741
Are you kidding me?

757
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:26,028
You know I haven't slept
in two years.

758
00:32:26,180 --> 00:32:27,705
(CHUCKLES) Well, Ican't
change the facts, dean

759
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:29,464
Mom, you Know what?
I'm rushing into the city

760
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:30,860
for a meeting,
and I need to prepare.

761
00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:32,670
Can I call you
when I get home?

762
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,345
Oh, you don't have to.

763
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,786
Okay. Love you.

764
00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:37,751
- Thank you.
- (HANGS UP)

765
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:42,146
(SKYPE CALL CHIMING)

766
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,826
Hey, how we doin '?

767
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,266
Did you look over
the material on Atwood?

768
00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:46,945
Yeah, I did.

769
00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,586
Uh, he had a great run
at Travelocity and Citigroup,

770
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:51,230
and I get it. He's major.

771
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:52,381
He is.

772
00:32:52,540 --> 00:32:54,304
And the best thing about him
is he's been watching us,

773
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,825
and he loves what we're doing.

774
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,584
But he's only
one of the names on the list.

775
00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:59,305
So if you don't like him,
we move on.

776
00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:02,111
But, Jules, try to be open.

777
00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:05,389
He's supposed to be brilliant.
And the VCs love him. A lot.

778
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:07,264
Mark Zuckerberg
never brought in a CEO,

779
00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:08,785
and he was a teenager.

780
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:10,580
CAMERON: Call me after.

781
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,026
Okay.

782
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,980
Oh, thanks, but you don't
have to. I can open the door.

783
00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,141
Sure.

784
00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:20,229
Okay, so this shouldn't take
more than an hour.

785
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:21,381
But if you can't stay here,

786
00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:23,463
I'll call Becky,
and then she'll find you,

787
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:24,746
and then you can
just pull up...

788
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,823
Don't worry. I'll be here.

789
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,306
I think I forgot to eat today.

790
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:31,189
Should I pick you up
some sushi?

791
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:34,142
No, I eat too much mercury.
I'll be fine.

792
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:37,110
I'm good. I'm actually
kind of nauseous, so...

793
00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,466
(SIGHS)

794
00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:11,187
That was fast.

795
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,626
(SIGHS) Not fast enough.

796
00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:15,347
Oh, I picked you up some soup
from a place I know.

797
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,626
Thanks.

798
00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:18,748
You really didn't
have to do...

799
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,590
Oh, my God,
that smells so good.

800
00:34:21,940 --> 00:34:22,987
Good.

801
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:26,906
(CELL PHONE CHIMING)

802
00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:28,471
Word travels fast.

803
00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:31,345
- Pretty short meeting.
- Yeah. I hated him.

804
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,587
Really? What happened?

805
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:33,821
I thought he was
a condescending,

806
00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,027
sexist know-it-all

807
00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:37,182
who did not seem to
get what we do at all.

808
00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:38,791
And, honestly,

809
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,430
I think he would
run our business

810
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,025
in a completely inorganic way
that would lose us

811
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,706
all the customers we have
killed ourselves to get.

812
00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:46,749
Oh, and I think
that he would replace us

813
00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,231
as soon as he got the chance.

814
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,945
Oh, and...

815
00:34:50,140 --> 00:34:52,461
(CHUCKLES)
The man never blinked.

816
00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:54,748
An Olympian non-blinken

817
00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:56,231
Okay, then.

818
00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:57,461
Yeah.

819
00:34:58,580 --> 00:34:59,786
See you in the a.m?

820
00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:02,389
Be there or be square.

821
00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:04,221
JULES: I'm sorry.

822
00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:06,144
CAMERON: Hey, don't be.

823
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:31,151
I just wanted to say thank you
for helping out

824
00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,382
with Mike today and for
getting me chicken soup.

825
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:35,861
Oh, and for cleaning
that mess.

826
00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:37,824
That was awesome. Seriously.

827
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,711
You're very welcome.

828
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,862
It's okay.
I really won't bite.

829
00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:47,504
You started this business
all by yourself

830
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:48,826
a year and a half ago,

831
00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,903
and now you have
a staff of 220 people.

832
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:52,300
Remember who did that.

833
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,067
Who?

834
00:35:55,540 --> 00:35:56,780
Um...

835
00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:58,146
Thank you.

836
00:35:58,300 --> 00:35:59,301
And I hate to say it,

837
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,264
but try to get some sleep.

838
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,064
- Mommy.
- JULES: Hey!

839
00:36:06,260 --> 00:36:07,944
- Hi.
- Hi.

840
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,431
JULES: Here's
my favorite girl.

841
00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:10,581
Hey, baby.

842
00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:13,986
- Hi, honey.
- Hey.

843
00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:17,350
Over the hump.

844
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,989
- So how was your day?
- Kind of okay.

845
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:24,381
But you know what? Maddie said
she didn't wanna be

846
00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:26,781
- my friend anymore.
- Aw!

847
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,630
You know what?
I don't think she meant it.

848
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,504
She'd miss you too much.

849
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:32,031
I'm startin' to think

850
00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,705
that Maddie is bipolar.

851
00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:36,548
We go through this
every other day.

852
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,544
- We do.
- Aw.

853
00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:40,225
Oh, how was your meeting?
It was today, right?

854
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,626
Yeah, just had it.

855
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,228
Mommy, I think I'm winning.
Look!

856
00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,309
Oh, that is so cool.

857
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,502
MATT: Yeah, that's
the Play-Doh cake challenge.

858
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:50,105
We 're not finishing
until tomorrow,

859
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:51,904
so please hold on all judging.

860
00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:54,987
Not to mention that we had
an accident with mine,

861
00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:56,870
when someone,
not to name any names,

862
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,505
put her elbow in it.

863
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:00,669
- JULES: What?
- It was an accident.

864
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:03,551
Well, I gotta say,
I love the pink one a lot.

865
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,982
That's mine.
Are you happy at me?

866
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,428
(LAUGHS) I am so happy at you.
I'm beyond happy at you.

867
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:11,310
Daddy helped me
with the icing.

868
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,021
Good job, you guys.

869
00:37:13,180 --> 00:37:14,670
So, how about
I give you your bath?

870
00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:16,310
Wait, hang on.
I was waiting for your call.

871
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:18,269
So you didn't like the guy?

872
00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,588
He wasn't a good fit for me.

873
00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:23,790
But a lot of other names
on the list, so...

874
00:37:23,940 --> 00:37:24,987
Yeah.

875
00:37:25,860 --> 00:37:27,225
I'm gonna beat you upstairs.

876
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:29,111
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

877
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:35,220
(BEEPS)

878
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,905
MILES: Ben, I haven?
Seen you in days.

879
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,382
That's right, homey.
Ben's got a job.

880
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,224
- (BEEPS)
- PATTY: Oh, you're never home.

881
00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:42,427
What do you do?

882
00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:44,742
Never mind. It's Patty.

883
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:45,987
(BEEPS)

884
00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:03,266
FIONAI Hello?

885
00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:05,303
(sTAlvllvlERs) Hi, Fiona.

886
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,229
It's Ben Whittaker
from About The Fit.

887
00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:08,546
Oh, hey.

888
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:10,111
It's good to hear your voice.

889
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:11,870
Oh, it's good to hear
your voice, too.

890
00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:13,545
It was great
meeting you today.

891
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:16,581
I called you quicker
than you thought I would.

892
00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:18,026
(LAUGHING) I'm glad you did.

893
00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:29,347
Jules.

894
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:30,941
Shh.

895
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,784
Let her sleep, Dad.

896
00:38:33,780 --> 00:38:35,020
Okay.

897
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,540
Okay.

898
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,985
(INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV)

899
00:38:58,060 --> 00:38:59,186
(TURNS OFF Tv)

900
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,909
I tried to stay up.

901
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:09,391
I know.

902
00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:10,871
I'm sorry
I fell asleep in there.

903
00:39:11,020 --> 00:39:12,465
I just passed out.

904
00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:15,351
I know we had a plan to have
a grown-up conversation.

905
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:18,344
You wanna Netflix something?

906
00:39:25,140 --> 00:39:26,187
Hmm?

907
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,380
I'm sorry, I just fell out
for a second.

908
00:39:29,540 --> 00:39:30,746
It's okay.

909
00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:33,947
Paige learned to say
"humongous" today.

910
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,181
Really?

911
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:36,541
Cracks me up.

912
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:39,351
She looks at me, she says,

913
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:42,231
"You're a very
humongous dad, Dad_"

914
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,030
- Aw.
- (CHUCKLES)

915
00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:46,421
Oh, God.

916
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:49,345
You know I hate to sound
like the other moms.

917
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,946
But I'm starting to feel like
I need a little me time.

918
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,300
I know.

919
00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,101
Good night.

920
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:11,945
Anybody home?

921
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,021
Can't keep my eyes open, Jule.

922
00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,468
We'll do it tomorrow, okay?

923
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:22,507
(SIGHS)

924
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:33,345
Can you turn out your light?

925
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,271
(PHONE RINGING)

926
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:53,422
- Hello?
- Hey, Ben. It's Becky.

927
00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:56,151
- From Jules' office?
- Yeah, hey. What's up?

928
00:40:56,340 --> 00:40:57,466
Jules' driver is M. LA.

929
00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:58,951
He's not answering
any of my texts.

930
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,545
I know you drove
Jules yesterday,

931
00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,111
and I didn't hear
any complaints.

932
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:03,301
So can you pick her up
this morning?

933
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:04,461
Sure.

934
00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:05,621
You know where she lives?

935
00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:06,906
I was there yesterday.

936
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,102
- Okay, so you remember.
- Yeah.

937
00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:11,547
- And you're hearing me, right?
- Loud and clear, boss.

938
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,145
Okay, so be there at 7:45,

939
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,268
ring the bell, and walk away.
She'll know it's you.

940
00:41:15,420 --> 00:41:16,910
Ring bell, walk away. Got it.

941
00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:24,105
Oh, walk away.

942
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:27,270
MATT: Hang on. I'm comin'.

943
00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:28,866
Hi, here for Jules?

944
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:30,905
Uh, yeah, hi, sorry.
I'll wait in the car.

945
00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:32,630
Uh, she's on a call.
Do you wanna come in?

946
00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:34,466
I just made some coffee.

947
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:36,470
Could be a while. I'm Matt.

948
00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:40,461
Ben Whittaker.

949
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:41,667
Good to meet you. Come on in.

950
00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,068
Uh, Legos everywhere,
so watch your step.

951
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,307
Sure.

952
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:48,107
JULES: Maybe feature some
bloggers on the homepage?

953
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,871
- Have a seat, Ben.
- (PLAYING VIDEO GAME)

954
00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:52,108
Hey, Paige, this is Ben.
He works with Mommy.

955
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:53,307
- Hi.
- Hi.

956
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:55,030
I'm playing
Princess Memory Game.

957
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,501
Oh, yeah. Looks like
you're about to win.

958
00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,106
So you're Jules' new driver?

959
00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:01,224
No, actually, I'm her intern.

960
00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:03,469
That's hysterical.

961
00:42:03,740 --> 00:42:05,629
- You know what an intern is?
- No.

962
00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:07,584
That's okay. Everyone
thinks it's hysterical.

963
00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:09,151
Hey, Matt, did...

964
00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:12,101
Morning.

965
00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:14,221
Morning.

966
00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:16,464
Is that all dry cleaning?

967
00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:18,226
These three are.

968
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:20,149
These two are laundry.
And, uh, this button...

969
00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:21,746
This button is missing.

970
00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,709
- I mean, it's loose, so...
- Okay.

971
00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:25,191
- If they could just... Thanks.
- You got it.

972
00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,626
Hey, and, honey,
uh, before you leave,

973
00:42:26,780 --> 00:42:27,986
just gotta go over
a couple things.

974
00:42:28,180 --> 00:42:29,705
Okay. (GASPS)

975
00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:31,584
- Look who I found.
- Yay!

976
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:33,822
- He was in your hamper.
- Thank you.

977
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:35,510
Matty, did an ATF box
arrive for me?

978
00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:36,786
On the table.

979
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:39,064
Uh, I think
I'll just wait out...

980
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:41,382
Ben, you want a raisin?

981
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:43,661
Thank you.

982
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,381
Okay, so tonight,

983
00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:47,106
you're working...

984
00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:49,308
Are you listening,
or did I lose you?

985
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:51,861
- Ben, is she listening?
- I am totally listening.

986
00:42:52,020 --> 00:42:54,387
I ordered some stuff
to check on how it arrived.

987
00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:55,991
Not great, by the way.

988
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:58,024
- Go on. Tonight?
- MATT: Yeah, okay.

989
00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:59,864
You're working,

990
00:43:00,020 --> 00:43:01,704
so Paige and I are gonna go
to my mom's for dinner.

991
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:03,749
After school's
Ruby's birthday party.

992
00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:05,311
And what about next Monday?

993
00:43:05,460 --> 00:43:06,541
Do you know yet
if we can go to dinner

994
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:07,701
with Robbie and Annie?

995
00:43:07,860 --> 00:43:10,181
Oh, I'm so slammed next week.

996
00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:14,591
I'm sorry. If you wanna go,
I'll make it. When was it?

997
00:43:14,740 --> 00:43:16,265
Oh, my God. Monday.

998
00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:20,227
Okay, I'm sorry. I was fixated
on this tissue paper.

999
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,711
I will be there.

1000
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,226
Okay.

1001
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:24,906
Thank you for the coffee.

1002
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,391
Thanks for letting me play.

1003
00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:28,827
- (EXCLAIMS) Sorry.
- I'll meet you in the car.

1004
00:43:29,220 --> 00:43:30,949
Actually, I have to go.
Come on, sweetie.

1005
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,348
Ben, we're gonna drop Paige
at school, okay? Here we go.

1006
00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:35,344
- Let's do it.
- Kiss Daddy goodbye.

1007
00:43:37,580 --> 00:43:39,264
Hey, wait.
You forgot your doggy.

1008
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,384
Matt seems like
a terrific guy.

1009
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:47,621
Hmm?

1010
00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:49,020
Oh, sorry,
didn't mean to interrupt.

1011
00:43:49,420 --> 00:43:51,502
Uh, that's okay.
I agree. He is.

1012
00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:53,141
Who? The Dad?

1013
00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:55,430
That's what the other kids
call Matt

1014
00:43:55,580 --> 00:43:58,186
because he's the only dad
in a sea of moms.

1015
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,705
I've read about
these househusbands.

1016
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,504
It's interesting how that
all worked just now.

1017
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,621
They actually prefer to be
called stay-at-home dads.

1018
00:44:04,820 --> 00:44:06,584
Oh, sorry. Did not know that.

1019
00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:08,705
Well, it's very admirable.

1020
00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:10,749
He's a real
21 st century father.

1021
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:12,026
He is.

1022
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,183
He actually had a great job
in marketing,

1023
00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:15,944
but, um, when
About The Fit took off,

1024
00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,943
he left to be a full-time dad.

1025
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:20,829
Totally saved our butts.

1026
00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:35,710
Oh! We're here, big girl.

1027
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:38,229
PAIGE: I do this
in the cafeteria

1028
00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:39,620
to my lunch friends

1029
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,703
- when they're don't looking.
- (LAUGHS)

1030
00:44:41,900 --> 00:44:43,186
- You do that?
- MOM: Hey, Jules.

1031
00:44:43,620 --> 00:44:45,429
- Hi. Nice to see you here.
- Hi.

1032
00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:46,991
Uh, not sure
if you got our e-mail,

1033
00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:48,665
but we're doing
a fiesta lunch next Friday,

1034
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:50,146
and we thought you could
bring the guacamole

1035
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:52,430
Uh, you probably won't have
time to make it,

1036
00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:53,746
so you can buy it.

1037
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:55,340
Which is fine.

1038
00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,185
Enough for 18.

1039
00:44:57,740 --> 00:44:59,185
No, I can make it.
It's not a problem.

1040
00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:02,111
- Great. Matt can bring it.
- Totally.

1041
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,825
- (MOMS CHUCKLING)
- Bye.

1042
00:45:05,220 --> 00:45:06,824
All right.
Have a great day, sweet pea.

1043
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,664
Have fun at
Ruby's party, okay?

1044
00:45:08,860 --> 00:45:11,830
Mommy? Do you Know
how to make guacamole?

1045
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,989
Yes, I do.
Really well, in fact.

1046
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:15,306
We're gonna make it together.

1047
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:17,383
And after that, we'll have
a mother-daughter dance party?

1048
00:45:20,140 --> 00:45:21,630
Hey, Maddie. What's up?

1049
00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:26,190
(VVHISPERS) Bipolar.

1050
00:45:26,340 --> 00:45:29,184
Oh, my God. Come here.

1051
00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:31,946
- Oh, I love you, big girl.
- I love you, too.

1052
00:45:33,380 --> 00:45:34,666
God.

1053
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:37,061
Taking the high road
is exhausting.

1054
00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,790
Ll"S 2015.

1055
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,544
Are we really still critical

1056
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:43,180
of working moms?
Seriously? Still?

1057
00:45:44,020 --> 00:45:46,944
I'm sorry.
That was all rhetorical.

1058
00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:48,590
There's no need to respond.

1059
00:45:49,020 --> 00:45:50,704
- Wasn't going to.
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)

1060
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:08,950
Oh! Ben.

1061
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,865
I wanna stop by the warehouse.
480 Greenpoint.

1062
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,021
BEN: Sure.

1063
00:46:14,660 --> 00:46:16,708
No, no, no.
You wanna make a right.

1064
00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:18,828
9th to Hamilton
to the Expressway.

1065
00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:22,268
Uh, I think we should take
4th to Flatbush. Much faster.

1066
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:23,990
It won't be.

1067
00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:25,710
By 12 minutes, at least.

1068
00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:27,701
Can I try?

1069
00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:31,381
I apologize.

1070
00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:32,621
No need.

1071
00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:37,622
JULES: Try to line the dots up
the best you can.

1072
00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:39,384
And then...

1073
00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:41,429
Okay. Pull this over.

1074
00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:43,503
If you can,
try to pull this towards you,

1075
00:46:43,660 --> 00:46:44,707
holding it on the outside.

1076
00:46:44,940 --> 00:46:45,941
- BEN: Good meeting you.
- Let me know

1077
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,943
- if you need anything.
- Thank you.

1078
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,664
Okay, so then
put that on lightly.

1079
00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:55,350
Put it down with two.
Secure it.

1080
00:46:58,820 --> 00:47:00,345
Our package should feel like
they're getting a little gift

1081
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,423
that they bought
for themselves.

1082
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:08,550
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1083
00:47:09,340 --> 00:47:10,546
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

1084
00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,111
it's open.

1085
00:47:12,460 --> 00:47:13,461
Ben.

1086
00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:14,621
Wow.

1087
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:16,509
- FIONA: Come on in.
- Didn't expect this.

1088
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:19,710
Yeah. I like to think of it
as a little bit of paradise.

1089
00:47:20,260 --> 00:47:21,864
Can I interest you
in a back rub?

1090
00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:23,306
Oh, no, thanks.

1091
00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:24,461
I just came by
because I found out

1092
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:25,621
I have to work late.

1093
00:47:25,820 --> 00:47:27,982
- Oh. Then no dinner tonight.
- Sorry.

1094
00:47:28,140 --> 00:47:30,063
I was really
looking forward to it.

1095
00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:31,665
But I'm hoping
we can pick another night.

1096
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,784
Of course. Come sit down.

1097
00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:35,869
Let me have your jacket.

1098
00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,706
Just for a minute.
Come on. Relax.

1099
00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:41,384
Okay, how about
a foot massage?

1100
00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:43,471
During office hours?

1101
00:47:43,660 --> 00:47:45,981
Yeah, that's kind of
the point. May I?

1102
00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:47,181
Well...

1103
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,631
FIONA: Okay.

1104
00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:53,946
It's already pretty good.

1105
00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:55,909
All I've done
is take off your sock.

1106
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,983
Well, no one's ever
done that better.

1107
00:47:58,180 --> 00:48:00,831
Okay, just relax.
Close your eyes.

1108
00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:03,110
- Put your head back.
- (MOANS)

1109
00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:05,551
So when would you
like to reschedule?

1110
00:48:06,060 --> 00:48:07,710
- Tomorrow?
- (CHUCKLES)

1111
00:48:07,860 --> 00:48:09,749
Can't tomorrow.
What about Saturday?

1112
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:11,311
Good.

1113
00:48:11,460 --> 00:48:13,701
Oh, God.
This is enormously satisfying.

1114
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:14,947
What time
should I pick you up?

1115
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,262
Noon? I love daytime dates.

1116
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:19,269
Lunch, perfect. It's sooner.

1117
00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:21,750
So how's it going?
How's Jules?

1118
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:24,187
Yeah, I mean, she works
on all cylinders all the time.

1119
00:48:24,380 --> 00:48:27,509
Doesn't stop, doesn't sleep,
never see her eat.

1120
00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:29,631
Maybe it's good
that I'm here, you know?

1121
00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:31,748
I hope I can help hen

1122
00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:33,982
I knew you were
gonna be a good guy.

1123
00:48:34,860 --> 00:48:35,986
I knew it.

1124
00:48:38,340 --> 00:48:39,910
- Try to relax.
- (MOANING)

1125
00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:44,587
Oh.

1126
00:48:44,860 --> 00:48:46,100
(MUMBUNG)

1127
00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,181
(DOOR OPENS)

1128
00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:54,341
Oh, my God.

1129
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:55,865
I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
I'm leaving!

1130
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,068
Sorry, don't stop.
I'm leaving.

1131
00:48:58,220 --> 00:49:00,268
Oh, my shoe. Sorry.

1132
00:49:05,020 --> 00:49:06,021
So?

1133
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,182
I don't know, kid. This lease
doesn't look so hot to me.

1134
00:49:08,340 --> 00:49:09,466
Three-month security deposit.

1135
00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:10,667
You must really
love this place.

1136
00:49:10,820 --> 00:49:12,788
- No, it's horrible.
- Uh...

1137
00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:14,829
But I can get in this week.

1138
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:17,180
Well, if I were you,
I'd keep looking.

1139
00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:19,064
- Okay.
- Hey, Lewis. What's up?

1140
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:20,625
I've never seen you so awake.

1141
00:49:21,620 --> 00:49:23,622
I was just asked to deliver
this huge order to Tribeca,

1142
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:25,509
and I think it's to
Jay Z's apartment.

1143
00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:27,150
I'm not kidding.
Look, it says, "S. Carter."

1144
00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:28,381
I'm a little freaked out.

1145
00:49:28,540 --> 00:49:29,541
I don't know who that is,

1146
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:31,031
but is this someone
you want to impress?

1147
00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:32,746
This is a genius, Ben.

1148
00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:34,983
Whoa, what if Beyoncé
opens the door?

1149
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,221
Oh, my God.

1150
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:37,661
Okay, now I know
who you're talking about.

1151
00:49:37,860 --> 00:49:40,067
Well, maybe you should put on
a proper shirt with a collar.

1152
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:41,984
A collar?
These are hip-hop people.

1153
00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:43,471
Dress to impress, Lewis.

1154
00:49:43,660 --> 00:49:45,788
Go to the rack. Find
a boyfriend shirt that fits.

1155
00:49:45,940 --> 00:49:47,624
Bring the hair down
if you can.

1156
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:48,981
Tuck in the shirt.
Why doesn't anybody

1157
00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:50,551
tuck anything in anymore?

1158
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,748
- I'm asking you.
- Okay, okay.

1159
00:49:52,940 --> 00:49:54,271
Benjamin.

1160
00:49:55,460 --> 00:49:56,666
We made some progress.

1161
00:49:56,820 --> 00:49:58,424
Very big day
for the intern team.

1162
00:49:58,580 --> 00:50:00,787
It was great. I mean,
she yelled at me, but...

1163
00:50:00,940 --> 00:50:01,941
She yells at me
all the time, too.

1164
00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,750
- Right? It was communication.
- Yeah.

1165
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,345
- It was a breakthrough.
- Yeah.

1166
00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:06,541
Whoo!

1167
00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:08,464
- Oh, you want one, too? Okay.
- Yeah.

1168
00:50:08,660 --> 00:50:10,389
Okay, boys.
I'm possibly meeting Jay Z

1169
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:12,861
and/or Beyoncé,
and I'm in a blouse.

1170
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:14,825
Wear it, dude.
It's an improvement.

1171
00:50:15,020 --> 00:50:16,021
Not true.

1172
00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:17,227
Big one.

1173
00:50:25,340 --> 00:50:27,069
(slGHs)

1174
00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:54,261
- I hate eating alone.
- So do I.

1175
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,263
You know, you don't actually
have to keep doing that.

1176
00:50:56,420 --> 00:50:58,582
Well, force of habit.

1177
00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:00,663
Here you go. Swiped
these from the tech fridge.

1178
00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:02,146
Oh, nice going.

1179
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:05,631
- You want a slice?
- Sure, thanks.

1180
00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:10,582
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1181
00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:18,271
I noticed a couple hours ago,

1182
00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:20,701
you had a meeting with
another possible CEO.

1183
00:51:20,860 --> 00:51:22,988
I saw him arrive.
How'd that go?

1184
00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:26,462
It was going well
until he called us...

1185
00:51:26,620 --> 00:51:29,271
I believe the term
he used was a "chick site."

1186
00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:32,947
And I didn't hear
anything he said after that.

1187
00:51:33,140 --> 00:51:35,620
Apparently, selling clothes
makes us a "chick site."

1188
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:38,670
I mean, really?
How is this not legit?

1189
00:51:38,820 --> 00:51:40,948
I couldn't agree more.
I find that surprising.

1190
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:43,421
Really? Sexism in business?

1191
00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:46,786
So...

1192
00:51:47,580 --> 00:51:49,821
What did you do for work, Ben,
before you retired?

1193
00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:52,229
I was a VP for Dex One.

1194
00:51:52,380 --> 00:51:53,427
Phonebooks?

1195
00:51:53,620 --> 00:51:55,668
I was in charge of printing,

1196
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:57,868
and before that I ran
sales and advertising.

1197
00:51:58,220 --> 00:51:59,551
Big jobs.

1198
00:52:01,820 --> 00:52:04,141
Wasn't this a factory that
used to make phonebooks?

1199
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:10,825
- No! What?
- Yeah.

1200
00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:12,789
What? (CHUCKLES)

1201
00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:15,144
This is where you worked?

1202
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,384
For almost 40 years.

1203
00:52:18,860 --> 00:52:19,907
Oh.

1204
00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:21,983
Yeah.

1205
00:52:22,140 --> 00:52:24,142
For twenty-some years
I sat right by that window.

1206
00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:26,190
That was my office.

1207
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:29,342
It was a few steps up
backthen

1208
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,151
And we could look out
over the whole factory.

1209
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:33,904
Our printing presses
were in that corner.

1210
00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:35,744
That's why the floor
dips back there.

1211
00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:37,830
No way.

1212
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:40,711
I know everything about
this building. Or used to.

1213
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:42,624
You know the sycamores on the
other side of the building?

1214
00:52:42,780 --> 00:52:43,781
- Yeah.
- The big ones?

1215
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:45,351
Yeah. The big ones.
I love them.

1216
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,502
Yeah. I remember
the day they were planted.

1217
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:52,821
Is it totally weird
being back here?

1218
00:52:52,980 --> 00:52:55,187
Well, it feels
like home. it's

1219
00:52:55,980 --> 00:52:57,664
Remodeled,

1220
00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:59,666
but home.

1221
00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:06,829
So you're on Facebook, huh?

1222
00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:08,186
Well, I've been
trying to figure it out.

1223
00:53:08,340 --> 00:53:09,341
I joined about 10 minutes ago.

1224
00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:10,501
(CHUCKLES)

1225
00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:13,271
Well, better late than never.
Do you want some help?

1226
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:14,421
I'd love some,

1227
00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:16,429
but, really, you've got
better things to do.

1228
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:18,190
No. I need a diversion.

1229
00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:21,781
You have a photo of yourself?

1230
00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:22,987
No. I need one?

1231
00:53:23,140 --> 00:53:24,141
Uh, if you wanna look up

1232
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:26,223
all those hotties from
high school, you do.

1233
00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:27,421
Say cheese.

1234
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:28,581
- Cheese.
- (CAMERA CLICKING)

1235
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:30,111
(LAUGHING)

1236
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:32,031
That is cute.

1237
00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:35,383
Okay, I just need
to send that to you.

1238
00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:37,141
Uh...

1239
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:38,745
All right, so there are
all these questions

1240
00:53:38,900 --> 00:53:41,301
for your profile that you can
answer if you want to or not.

1241
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:45,021
Like religious views,
political views,

1242
00:53:45,340 --> 00:53:47,104
people who inspire you.

1243
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:48,307
Jules Ostin

1244
00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:50,661
I'm not trying to
brown-nose you,

1245
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:52,862
but I've been in business
a long time

1246
00:53:53,020 --> 00:53:55,546
and I've never run across
anyone quite like you.

1247
00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:56,741
You do inspire, Jules.

1248
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,550
I just knew,
at the end of the day,

1249
00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:00,270
that a woman
with a glass of wine

1250
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:02,787
and a laptop
had real shopping potential.

1251
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:03,941
And if you could actually

1252
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:05,181
promise her
things would fit...

1253
00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:07,986
- See? That's what I mean.
- Okay.

1254
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,221
Mmm.

1255
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,707
- You have a favorite quote?
- I do.

1256
00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:13,908
"You're never wrong
to do the right thing."

1257
00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:16,029
- Who said that, you?
- Yeah.

1258
00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,871
But I'm pretty sure
Mark Twain said it first.

1259
00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:22,546
Okay, favorite music?

1260
00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:25,950
Uh, jeez. Sam Cooke,
one of my all-time favorites.

1261
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:27,101
Love Miles Davis,

1262
00:54:27,260 --> 00:54:28,466
- Billie Holiday.
- (GASPS)

1263
00:54:28,620 --> 00:54:30,190
Oh, she was great, right?

1264
00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:31,865
I mean,
she could just, like...

1265
00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:34,388
- Transport you.
- Oh, yeah.

1266
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:37,309
Okay, books?

1267
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,229
Love Clancy. Ludlum.

1268
00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:42,269
Crazy about Harry Potter

1269
00:54:42,420 --> 00:54:44,104
- Matt loves Harry Potten too.
- Oh, yeah?

1270
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:45,944
Yeah, he, like, read them
all the week they came out.

1271
00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,546
Ah, well, me, too.

1272
00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,942
Um, okay, what's your
relationship status?

1273
00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:54,262
Are you married?

1274
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:55,706
Single?

1275
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,191
Widower

1276
00:54:59,140 --> 00:55:00,505
I'm sorry.

1277
00:55:03,460 --> 00:55:05,861
I think we should
just say single, then?

1278
00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:07,266
Yeah.

1279
00:55:09,340 --> 00:55:12,025
Okay, do you know
what you need now?

1280
00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:14,389
You need someone to friend.

1281
00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:16,265
I'll be friends with
the other interns.

1282
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:18,104
They'll show me how
to do it in the morning.

1283
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:20,308
Well, you can friend me.

1284
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,350
- Okay, thank you.
- Okay.

1285
00:55:25,860 --> 00:55:26,907
Okay.

1286
00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:28,985
Congratulations,
you are now officially

1287
00:55:29,140 --> 00:55:30,869
part of the
Facebook generation.

1288
00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:33,183
- Good deal.
- (LAUGHS)

1289
00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:35,550
- Um, you done?
- Yes, thank you.

1290
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:36,701
Okay.

1291
00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:38,710
Well, I have, uh...

1292
00:55:38,860 --> 00:55:39,941
I have another hour of work.

1293
00:55:40,140 --> 00:55:41,551
Are you...
Are you okay with that?

1294
00:55:41,700 --> 00:55:42,701
Of course.

1295
00:55:44,460 --> 00:55:46,110
This was great, Jules.

1296
00:55:46,820 --> 00:55:47,946
Yeah.

1297
00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:50,421
It was nice to have

1298
00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:52,582
an adult conversation
with an adult man,

1299
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:53,787
you know what I mean?

1300
00:55:53,940 --> 00:55:55,988
Like, not about work.

1301
00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:57,551
Not about...

1302
00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:00,702
I know what you mean.

1303
00:56:13,420 --> 00:56:15,070
(JULES SNORING)

1304
00:56:27,860 --> 00:56:30,261
- Oh, we're here?
- Yeah.

1305
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:31,901
Was I snoring?

1306
00:56:32,060 --> 00:56:34,028
No, no, no. Just sleeping.

1307
00:56:34,580 --> 00:56:35,911
Sorry.

1308
00:56:36,060 --> 00:56:37,789
My parents are
sleep researchers,

1309
00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:39,749
and they've been studying
my sleep my whole life.

1310
00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:41,823
Apparently, I'm
a classic noisy sleeper.

1311
00:56:42,460 --> 00:56:43,985
Fun getting to know me, huh?

1312
00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:45,221
- It is.
- (CHUCKLES)

1313
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:49,945
I never fall asleep
in the car,

1314
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:52,580
so that was actually amazing.

1315
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:54,026
Apologize for the racket.

1316
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,065
Barely noticed.

1317
00:56:56,700 --> 00:56:58,623
I'll pretend I believe you.

1318
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:02,624
I love this house.

1319
00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:05,182
It just looks happy to me.

1320
00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:06,830
Like, if it was
in a kids' book,

1321
00:57:07,020 --> 00:57:08,021
it would make you feel good

1322
00:57:08,180 --> 00:57:10,421
when you turned the page
and saw it.

1323
00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:11,820
You know what I mean?

1324
00:57:12,020 --> 00:57:13,021
I do.

1325
00:57:14,540 --> 00:57:15,541
Well...

1326
00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:20,906
Sayonara

1327
00:57:21,340 --> 00:57:22,580
Sayonara

1328
00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:35,470
I didn't hear you come in.

1329
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:41,020
You know, I was thinking

1330
00:57:42,820 --> 00:57:45,300
we need some
awake time together.

1331
00:57:57,220 --> 00:57:58,984
Yeah, that, too.

1332
00:58:25,180 --> 00:58:26,386
Morning.

1333
00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:27,826
Good morning. I'm Doris.

1334
00:58:27,980 --> 00:58:29,869
They asked me
to drive you today.

1335
00:58:30,060 --> 00:58:31,061
Are you all set back there?

1336
00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:32,267
You got your
seat belt fastened?

1337
00:58:32,420 --> 00:58:33,751
What happened to Ben?

1338
00:58:33,940 --> 00:58:36,341
Oh, somebody said
that he got transferred.

1339
00:58:38,300 --> 00:58:40,780
Um, you know the best way
to get back to headquarters?

1340
00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:42,741
- (HORN HONKING)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

1341
00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:44,425
- (SHRIEKS)
- DORIS: Oh, my!

1342
00:58:44,580 --> 00:58:46,025
- Oh, what...
- Come on!

1343
00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:48,023
Hold your horses, maniac!

1344
00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:51,581
Which way, hon?

1345
00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:53,390
I'm all turned around here.

1346
00:58:53,580 --> 00:58:55,070
- Doris. Doris! Doris!
- What? What?

1347
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:57,270
You told me to transfer him.

1348
00:58:57,500 --> 00:59:00,106
That was two days ago.
Why didn't you check with me?

1349
00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:02,184
First of all,
that was yesterday.

1350
00:59:03,420 --> 00:59:05,024
Where is he? Do you know?

1351
00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:08,421
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1352
00:59:09,740 --> 00:59:10,787
Thank you.

1353
00:59:16,940 --> 00:59:18,783
You must think I'm demented.

1354
00:59:18,980 --> 00:59:20,106
Not the word I would use,

1355
00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:22,308
but I was a little surprised
when I got the call.

1356
00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:25,102
Jules, I apologize
if I overstepped in some way.

1357
00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:26,386
No. No, no, no, no.

1358
00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:28,941
Please don't apologize.
You have done nothing wrong.

1359
00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:33,067
Look, I have a lot going on,
and I'm a very private person.

1360
00:59:33,220 --> 00:59:34,585
And at first,
I don't know, I thought

1361
00:59:34,740 --> 00:59:37,346
maybe this wasn't gonna work,
but I was wrong.

1362
00:59:37,540 --> 00:59:38,871
- Let me get one of those.
- No, no, no.

1363
00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:40,021
No.

1364
00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:41,341
Jules, no explanation
necessary. Please.

1365
00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:45,266
No, actually, one is, because
I am usually better than this.

1366
00:59:47,220 --> 00:59:48,551
(SIGHS) The truth is...

1367
00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:51,431
Something about you
makes me feel calm

1368
00:59:51,580 --> 00:59:53,423
or more centered or something.

1369
00:59:53,580 --> 00:59:55,230
And I could use that.

1370
00:59:55,380 --> 00:59:56,381
Obviously.

1371
00:59:58,460 --> 00:59:59,461
I hope you'll accept
my apology

1372
00:59:59,620 --> 01:00:01,668
and come back to work for me.

1373
01:00:02,180 --> 01:00:03,386
If you want...

1374
01:00:03,540 --> 01:00:04,587
And I'm not just saying this

1375
01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:05,827
because I screwed up
this morning.

1376
01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:07,869
But I was thinking that

1377
01:00:08,020 --> 01:00:10,466
I'd like to bring you up
to my area, next to Becky.

1378
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:11,900
I know you can
handle more work.

1379
01:00:12,060 --> 01:00:13,744
If you'd like more. I...

1380
01:00:14,460 --> 01:00:16,064
Oh, God, I can't tell you
how much I hate

1381
01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:17,460
that Ijumped the gun
and I made you feel...

1382
01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:19,827
I'm coming back.
I'm happy to come back.

1383
01:00:19,980 --> 01:00:21,186
(CHUCKLES) Excellent.

1384
01:00:22,780 --> 01:00:23,861
Can I give you a lift
back to the office?

1385
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,146
Sure, thanks. Can I take this?

1386
01:00:25,340 --> 01:00:26,990
No. Thanks.

1387
01:00:27,140 --> 01:00:28,141
(JULES SIGHS)

1388
01:00:29,060 --> 01:00:30,061
Actually, do you mind driving?

1389
01:00:30,340 --> 01:00:31,341
I don't technically
have a license.

1390
01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:32,581
Sure.

1391
01:00:38,140 --> 01:00:39,141
This is... This is crazy, Ben.

1392
01:00:39,300 --> 01:00:40,381
Two desks are
not gonna fit in here.

1393
01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:42,030
No, I promise,
I'll stay out of your way.

1394
01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:44,262
But it's impossible because
now I don't have room for...

1395
01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:45,421
- JULES Hi.
- Hi.

1396
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:46,661
This is good, right?

1397
01:00:46,860 --> 01:00:47,941
- Yeah.
- I like this arrangement.

1398
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:50,991
Uh, Becky, I want you to let
Ben give you a hand, okay?

1399
01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:52,426
And cc him on all my e-mails.

1400
01:00:52,620 --> 01:00:53,667
Did we get
yesterday's numbers?

1401
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:54,981
Uh, yes, we did.

1402
01:00:55,140 --> 01:00:57,108
I saw them here.

1403
01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:00,907
- Here you go.
- JULES: Thanks.

1404
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:03,668
And I need to go over the data
on customer purchase patterns.

1405
01:01:03,820 --> 01:01:05,060
Let Ben take
a look at that, too.

1406
01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:06,460
Actually, let Ben
take a look at that first.

1407
01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:07,621
Okay.

1408
01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:10,185
Don't worry, Becky.
Backup's good.

1409
01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,341
Ping me when Cameron gets in.

1410
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:29,586
Hey.

1411
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:32,581
Becky?

1412
01:01:32,780 --> 01:01:33,986
I've been here
nine months, Ben,

1413
01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:36,142
and she's never asked me
to take a look at anything

1414
01:01:36,300 --> 01:01:38,064
for her ever, okay?

1415
01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:39,986
Ihearyou.
That's frustrating.

1416
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:41,141
I mean, totally.

1417
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:43,462
I graduated from Penn.
I have a business degree.

1418
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:46,100
But I never seem to do
anything right around here.

1419
01:01:46,260 --> 01:01:48,501
And you're, like,
50 years older than me

1420
01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:50,071
and you're deaf.

1421
01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:52,947
I happen to think
you do a lot of things right.

1422
01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:56,261
You do so much.

1423
01:01:57,740 --> 01:01:59,265
I know. I know that.

1424
01:01:59,580 --> 01:02:01,981
- I hlmm-hmm.
- But she doesn't. I mean,

1425
01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:05,020
I bust my ass for her
14 hours a day,

1426
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,989
and she never notices.

1427
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,427
Om oh, my God.

1428
01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:11,901
I hate girls who cry at work.

1429
01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:14,390
How about if you,
just as an experiment,

1430
01:02:14,540 --> 01:02:15,666
try letting me help you.

1431
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:17,431
A lot of your stress
is gonna be lifted

1432
01:02:17,620 --> 01:02:19,543
once you're out from
under this mountain of worry.

1433
01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:20,861
And maybe you should
consider leaving here

1434
01:02:21,020 --> 01:02:22,829
at a normal hour
once in a while.

1435
01:02:22,980 --> 01:02:24,584
See your friends.
Have a little fun.

1436
01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:27,705
Mmm-hmm. I can offer
my assistance in this area.

1437
01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:31,431
I would love to, actually.

1438
01:02:32,700 --> 01:02:35,863
I just don't want her to think
that I can't do my job

1439
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:38,148
and I need an intern
to help me.

1440
01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,064
Okay, you're not
gonna wanna hear this,

1441
01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:41,346
but I heard women who sleep

1442
01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:43,025
less than seven hours a night

1443
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:44,705
gain 38% more weight

1444
01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:47,147
than women who sleep more
than seven hours a night.

1445
01:02:48,060 --> 01:02:50,791
What? I leave here at 11:00.
I get back at 7:00.

1446
01:02:50,940 --> 01:02:52,351
I sleep, like,
five hours a night,

1447
01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:54,821
and now I'm gonna get fat?

1448
01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:56,664
Let's get through this stuff.
Let's do it together.

1449
01:02:56,820 --> 01:02:59,471
Let's clean-slate it.
Let's just do it.

1450
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:01,384
CAMERON: All right.
Very nice, St. Louis.

1451
01:03:01,580 --> 01:03:02,581
- Ah, suede jacket in D. C.
- JULES: Oh, my God.

1452
01:03:02,740 --> 01:03:04,230
I cannot believe how well
that sweater is doing.

1453
01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:05,427
- I'm so happy.
- (BEEPS)

1454
01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:06,911
Beautiful, Miami! Thank you.

1455
01:03:07,060 --> 01:03:08,266
- (BEEPS)
- Oh, look at Chicago!

1456
01:03:08,460 --> 01:03:09,461
She put the same boots
in her cart

1457
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:10,621
as the woman from Houston.

1458
01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:11,781
Okay, let's see what
she does at checkout.

1459
01:03:13,860 --> 01:03:15,385
- (SIGHS)
- She's not buying them either.

1460
01:03:15,540 --> 01:03:16,951
Okay, maybe check
the delivery cost

1461
01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:18,346
- on those boots?
- Mmm-hmm.

1462
01:03:20,020 --> 01:03:21,260
- BEN: Knock-knock.
- Hey.

1463
01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:23,502
Hi. I took a look at
the data purchase patterns.

1464
01:03:23,660 --> 01:03:25,389
Uh, should I come back?

1465
01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:27,224
No, no, come on in.
That was fast.

1466
01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:29,030
Well, I enlisted Becky's help.

1467
01:03:29,340 --> 01:03:32,071
It seems the most expensive
place you're advertising

1468
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:33,506
is actually bringing you
the customers

1469
01:03:33,660 --> 01:03:34,900
who are spending the least.

1470
01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:37,028
And the channels
you're least investing in

1471
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:38,625
are adding enormous value
in segments

1472
01:03:38,780 --> 01:03:40,305
that currently appear
to have low value,

1473
01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:43,270
but actually have the
highest spending potential.

1474
01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:46,504
That's what I could
tell so far.

1475
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:47,707
JULES: Oh, Ben!

1476
01:03:47,860 --> 01:03:49,191
Can you, like,
deal with that for me?

1477
01:03:49,380 --> 01:03:50,461
Maybe come up
with a better plan?

1478
01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:51,826
I mean, if you have the time?

1479
01:03:51,980 --> 01:03:52,981
Happy to.

1480
01:03:54,620 --> 01:03:56,588
The man spent
40 years in business.

1481
01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:58,071
Yeah, no, I get it.

1482
01:03:58,260 --> 01:03:59,705
And, Jules, Becky
was a huge help in this.

1483
01:03:59,860 --> 01:04:01,430
You know, she has
a business degree from Penn?

1484
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:03,101
I know.

1485
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:05,581
I mean, I forgot, but I know.

1486
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,864
I'll say something to her.

1487
01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:13,670
That would be very nice.

1488
01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:16,301
Hey. How's it goin'
up here in first class?

1489
01:04:16,460 --> 01:04:18,667
Busy. I see you
found an apartment.

1490
01:04:18,820 --> 01:04:22,267
No. My two weeks are up.
I'm movin' in with my cousin.

1491
01:04:22,420 --> 01:04:24,661
- Excellent.
- In Philadelphia.

1492
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:27,063
- Davis.
- What? I'll get there

1493
01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:29,461
by 11:00, leave at 5:00.
It's cool. I can handle it.

1494
01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:32,508
You know, I feel like
everybody's uncle around here.

1495
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:33,741
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, why is that?

1496
01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:35,300
Because I'm gonna
save your ass,

1497
01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:38,384
and I'm gonna put you up
for a few weeks. Obviously.

1498
01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:39,541
Ben, thank you.

1499
01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:41,065
Thank you,
thank you, thank you!

1500
01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:43,103
Okay. Okay. Easy, fella.

1501
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,628
DAVIS: I like that you do
the throw pillow thing.

1502
01:04:48,940 --> 01:04:50,942
I was married for
a very long time.

1503
01:04:51,100 --> 01:04:52,101
DAVIS: Mmm

1504
01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:55,342
Whoa! Is this your closet?

1505
01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:58,508
Busy man about town.

1506
01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:00,670
What's in all these drawers?

1507
01:05:00,820 --> 01:05:03,664
Boxers, T-shirts,
pocket squares, handkerchiefs_

1508
01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:05,549
Okay, what's the deal
with the handkerchief?

1509
01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:07,225
That one I just
don't get at all.

1510
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:08,381
Okay. It's essential.

1511
01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:11,026
That your generation
doesn't know that is criminal.

1512
01:05:11,180 --> 01:05:13,626
The best reason to carry
a handkerchief is to lend it.

1513
01:05:13,940 --> 01:05:15,385
- Hmm.
- Ask Jason about this.

1514
01:05:15,660 --> 01:05:18,186
Women cry, Davis.
We carry it for them.

1515
01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:20,667
One of the last vestiges
of the chivalrous gent.

1516
01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:22,470
Ah. Well, then
it's different than a po...

1517
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:23,621
I know you wanna hang.

1518
01:05:23,780 --> 01:05:25,908
But I have to get some
sleep, kid. I'm pooped.

1519
01:05:26,580 --> 01:05:27,911
Good night, Ben.

1520
01:05:28,540 --> 01:05:29,587
Thanks again.

1521
01:05:32,820 --> 01:05:33,981
Will you wake me
in the morning,

1522
01:05:34,140 --> 01:05:35,141
or is that too much to ask?

1523
01:05:35,540 --> 01:05:36,905
- My parents always...
- Too much.

1524
01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:39,582
Understood. I'll just set
an alarm on my phone.

1525
01:05:39,780 --> 01:05:42,021
I hope I can hear it.
I'm such a deep sleeper.

1526
01:05:42,380 --> 01:05:44,223
Oh, my God. I'll wake you.

1527
01:05:44,540 --> 01:05:47,464
Thank you! Love you.
Not kidding.

1528
01:05:47,980 --> 01:05:50,142
I love you, too.
Now go to bed.

1529
01:05:51,220 --> 01:05:52,949
MATT: Here's some
more berries, guys.

1530
01:05:53,100 --> 01:05:55,467
Ben, can you pour me
more syrup, please?

1531
01:05:55,620 --> 01:05:56,781
Sure can.

1532
01:05:57,380 --> 01:05:58,825
There you go.

1533
01:05:58,980 --> 01:06:00,106
Perfect. Good job.

1534
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:01,381
Oh, thanks.

1535
01:06:01,940 --> 01:06:05,865
Oh, boy. Okay, so this really
big CEO named Townsend,

1536
01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:07,704
the one everyone said would
never be interested in us

1537
01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:09,350
because we weren't
big enough for him?

1538
01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:10,501
MENI Yeah?

1539
01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:12,150
(ALL LAUGHING)

1540
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:13,790
We're like your sister wives.

1541
01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:17,830
Well, we just found out
ne's beyond interested.

1542
01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:19,461
Exciting.

1543
01:06:20,740 --> 01:06:22,469
Yeah. Maybe.

1544
01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:24,060
Everyone's
flipping out about it,

1545
01:06:24,220 --> 01:06:26,188
but you know I'm still
on the fence at best.

1546
01:06:26,340 --> 01:06:27,421
Anyway, the only thing is,

1547
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:29,304
I have to go to San Francisco
to meet him.

1548
01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:31,349
- He can't come here.
- When do you have to go?

1549
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,147
The only day he can meet
is next Thursday.

1550
01:06:34,300 --> 01:06:36,985
Do you wanna come?
Maybe we can stay the weekend?

1551
01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:39,381
Oh, that sounds awesome.

1552
01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:40,666
Um... Oh.

1553
01:06:41,060 --> 01:06:42,710
Thursday I can't.

1554
01:06:43,140 --> 01:06:44,869
Paige is snack leader
atschooL

1555
01:06:45,020 --> 01:06:46,465
and I'm supposed to be
in the class with her.

1556
01:06:46,620 --> 01:06:48,384
- It's kind of a big deal.
- Right.

1557
01:06:48,540 --> 01:06:49,780
Yeah, it's a really big deal.

1558
01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:51,709
No, I know, sweetie.
I'm sorry. I forgot.

1559
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:54,424
Uh, maybe Ben
could go with you.

1560
01:06:54,780 --> 01:06:56,384
Yeah, that's a good idea.

1561
01:06:58,140 --> 01:06:59,346
Guys, Ben has a life.

1562
01:06:59,740 --> 01:07:02,630
Uh, not really. Not one that
takes me to San Francisco.

1563
01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:04,470
If you want the company,
I'd love to go.

1564
01:07:04,620 --> 01:07:05,667
Really?

1565
01:07:06,340 --> 01:07:07,626
Definitely.

1566
01:07:08,180 --> 01:07:09,466
- Guess what, Ben?
- Yes?

1567
01:07:09,660 --> 01:07:11,424
Today, my dad's
gonna be Ariel.

1568
01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:12,781
It's his turn.

1569
01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:15,420
- Oh, that's good, right?
- PAIGE: Really good.

1570
01:07:15,580 --> 01:07:17,503
MATT: You guys think
finding a CEO is a big deal?

1571
01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:20,823
Here, the big negotiation is
who gets to be Ariel

1572
01:07:20,980 --> 01:07:22,744
when we're playing
Little Mermaid.

1573
01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:24,823
And for the record,
it's never been my turn.

1574
01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:26,067
Mmm-mmm.

1575
01:07:26,260 --> 01:07:27,500
So this is huge for me.
I'm excited.

1576
01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:29,021
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- I get to comb

1577
01:07:29,220 --> 01:07:30,221
my hair with a fork,

1578
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,870
play with gadgets
and gizmos aplenty.

1579
01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:33,061
PAIGE: Daddy!

1580
01:07:34,380 --> 01:07:35,427
J U LES: This is Jules.

1581
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:37,470
So, guys, how long
till we get it fixed?

1582
01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:40,100
I mean, if you can't zoom in,
you probably won't buy.

1583
01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:41,307
CAMERON ON PHONE:
Yeah, the first couple hours

1584
01:07:41,460 --> 01:07:42,461
are already down 23%.

1585
01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,667
- Oh, boy.
- JULES: Okay.

1586
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:45,430
Uh, I will be there in,
like...

1587
01:07:45,580 --> 01:07:46,581
- Two minutes.
- Two minutes.

1588
01:07:46,780 --> 01:07:47,827
We 're on it.

1589
01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:50,228
Ben, do you have the info on
Friends Shopping Together?

1590
01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:51,381
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

1591
01:07:51,580 --> 01:07:52,911
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

1592
01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:55,224
- This is Jules.
- JULES' MOM: What's wrong?

1593
01:07:55,380 --> 01:07:58,031
Oh, Mom, hi. Um, I just
found out that the zoom link,

1594
01:07:58,180 --> 01:08:00,581
the button that you click on
to zoom in on a photo,

1595
01:08:00,740 --> 01:08:01,741
isn't working.

1596
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:03,231
Well, that doesn't sound
like such a big deal.

1597
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:04,831
Well, actually, it is.

1598
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:08,543
It's what people use to
get a closer look at what...

1599
01:08:08,860 --> 01:08:09,861
Everybody zooms in.

1600
01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:11,670
I guess I don't go
to your website enough

1601
01:08:11,820 --> 01:08:12,821
- to know that.
- (EXCLAIMS)

1602
01:08:16,260 --> 01:08:20,310
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Mmm. Typing and ringing.

1603
01:08:20,460 --> 01:08:21,700
Yeah, sorry.
Oh, it's the warehouse.

1604
01:08:21,900 --> 01:08:23,061
Mom, I'm sorry.
Can I call you back?

1605
01:08:23,220 --> 01:08:24,221
No need.

1606
01:08:24,380 --> 01:08:25,461
- Okay, I love you.
- Yep.

1607
01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:27,749
Who says "yep"
to "I love you"?

1608
01:08:34,180 --> 01:08:35,830
- Hi, Alonzo.
- Hi, Jules.

1609
01:08:35,980 --> 01:08:37,550
- Hey.
- Not good news.

1610
01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:39,111
What? (SIGHS)
Okay. Lay it on me.

1611
01:08:39,260 --> 01:08:41,547
In a routine check
by the sanitation department,

1612
01:08:41,700 --> 01:08:42,701
they found one bedbug.

1613
01:08:42,860 --> 01:08:43,861
No.

1614
01:08:44,020 --> 01:08:45,351
Unfortunately, yes.

1615
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:47,468
We sent out
4,800 boxes yesterday.

1616
01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:50,066
We have to get them all back,
shut down the warehouse...

1617
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:51,386
- (EXCLAIMS)
- spra y for bedbugs,

1618
01:08:51,540 --> 01:08:52,951
then we can start
shipping again.

1619
01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:54,221
- Nightmare.
- Nightmare.

1620
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,381
BEN: Okay, here we are.

1621
01:08:55,540 --> 01:08:56,780
JULES: Okay, let me
just finish this e-mail.

1622
01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:15,581
(GASPS)

1623
01:09:15,900 --> 01:09:17,026
No!

1624
01:09:17,420 --> 01:09:19,582
No. No, no, no...

1625
01:09:22,460 --> 01:09:23,985
(GASPS)

1626
01:09:24,540 --> 01:09:26,190
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

1627
01:09:27,980 --> 01:09:29,106
JULES: Hey, guys.
Thanks for coming.

1628
01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:30,981
I know the zoom is broken,

1629
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:32,386
and I don't mean to
pull anyone off of that,

1630
01:09:32,540 --> 01:09:34,190
but I need a favor.

1631
01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:36,104
I accidentally sent an e-mail
to the wrong person,

1632
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:37,864
and she's at work right now.

1633
01:09:38,060 --> 01:09:39,585
And I know she doesn't
check her personal e-mail

1634
01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:41,151
until she gets home at 5:30.

1635
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,064
So I have until then to
figure out how to delete it.

1636
01:09:43,220 --> 01:09:44,426
Because if this person
sees this e-mail,

1637
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:45,911
it'll be horrible.

1638
01:09:46,380 --> 01:09:48,462
And on top of that, she has
a minor heart condition.

1639
01:09:48,620 --> 01:09:50,702
I think this could possibly
be not good for that.

1640
01:09:50,860 --> 01:09:54,262
So I am counting on your
good graces and brilliance

1641
01:09:54,420 --> 01:09:56,468
to figure out a way
to save my ass.

1642
01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:57,786
Truthfully, Jules,
it's pretty impossible

1643
01:09:57,940 --> 01:09:59,305
to hack into a server.

1644
01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:01,150
WOMAN: And you don't
know her password?

1645
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:02,347
Noidea

1646
01:10:02,540 --> 01:10:04,668
Jules, I think tnere's
only one thing we can do.

1647
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:06,550
(SOFTLY) What?
Tell me. I'm dying.

1648
01:10:06,700 --> 01:10:07,861
Me and the boys take off,

1649
01:10:08,020 --> 01:10:09,181
we break into
your mom's house,

1650
01:10:09,380 --> 01:10:10,745
and we steal her computer.

1651
01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:13,301
Break into her house
and steal the computer?

1652
01:10:13,460 --> 01:10:14,461
Are you kidding me?

1653
01:10:15,980 --> 01:10:17,584
That's freakin' genius.

1654
01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:20,705
ELECTRONIC VOICE: You
will reach your destination

1655
01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:22,350
in 300 yards.

1656
01:10:23,220 --> 01:10:24,745
Little does GPS lady know

1657
01:10:24,940 --> 01:10:26,908
she is an accomplice
to a crime.

1658
01:10:27,060 --> 01:10:28,061
The woman has
a heart condition.

1659
01:10:28,220 --> 01:10:29,221
Think of it as a good deed.

1660
01:10:29,380 --> 01:10:30,381
(SCOFFS) I never
thought you'd be

1661
01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:31,621
a bad influence
on me, Whittaker.

1662
01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:34,266
Oh, relax, fellas. This is
gonna be a piece of cake.

1663
01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:35,626
The key is under a flowerpot.

1664
01:10:35,780 --> 01:10:37,509
We go in, we delete,
we disappear.

1665
01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:38,747
She doesn't have
an alarm, right?

1666
01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:39,901
Nope. She does not.

1667
01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:41,631
What if there's, like,
a password on the e-mail?

1668
01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:42,781
Hmm?

1669
01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:43,941
Then we take the computer.

1670
01:10:44,100 --> 01:10:46,546
Jules said she'd buy her
a new one, so it's a win-win.

1671
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:49,670
You will reach your
destination in 100 yards.

1672
01:10:49,940 --> 01:10:51,146
This is like an Ocean's movie.

1673
01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:53,149
Ben's the old guy
with the big glasses.

1674
01:10:53,340 --> 01:10:54,705
His name is Elliott Gould.

1675
01:10:54,860 --> 01:10:56,021
Yeah, and, Jason,
you're Clooney.

1676
01:10:56,220 --> 01:10:57,221
Thank you.

1677
01:10:57,380 --> 01:10:58,984
I'll be Matt Damon 'cause
I'm kind of an outsider.

1678
01:10:59,180 --> 01:11:00,306
Yeah, definitely. Who am I?

1679
01:11:00,460 --> 01:11:01,871
You are Ben Affleck's brother.

1680
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:03,630
Well, why aren't I Brad Pitt?

1681
01:11:03,780 --> 01:11:05,748
I think that's kind of
self-explanatory.

1682
01:11:16,340 --> 01:11:17,626
- Okay, Clooney.
- Thank you.

1683
01:11:17,780 --> 01:11:18,781
You're behind the wheel.

1684
01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:20,066
Park on the street.

1685
01:11:20,220 --> 01:11:21,665
Keep the engine running,
your eyes open.

1686
01:11:22,340 --> 01:11:24,707
Damon, Affleck's Brother,
you're with me.

1687
01:11:24,860 --> 01:11:25,986
All right, let's do this.

1688
01:11:27,980 --> 01:11:30,187
BEN: Remember,
the key's under the flowerpot.

1689
01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:47,701
(SECURITY DEVICE BEEPING)

1690
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:49,061
Oh, no.

1691
01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:51,348
Oh, great plan so far.
Oh, my God.

1692
01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:52,501
BEN: Lewis, get Becky.

1693
01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:53,661
Well, if we don't
know the code,

1694
01:11:53,860 --> 01:11:55,305
this is gonna turn into
an alarm in 60 seconds.

1695
01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:57,064
Becky, put Jules on.

1696
01:11:57,220 --> 01:11:58,745
She put me on hold.
What is wrong with that girl?

1697
01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:00,709
This is so not good. What
are we supposed to do, Ben?

1698
01:12:00,860 --> 01:12:01,861
What are we supposed...

1699
01:12:02,020 --> 01:12:03,021
- Stop eating!
- Uh-huh.

1700
01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:05,581
BEN: Go look for the computer.
Right now. Go! Go! Go! No!

1701
01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:07,151
Separately! Separate...

1702
01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:08,347
- BECKY: Ben. Ben, you there?
- Becky.

1703
01:12:08,540 --> 01:12:10,429
Don't screw around. Put
Jules on. It's an emergency.

1704
01:12:10,580 --> 01:12:12,469
- She's in a meeting.
- Interrupt her.

1705
01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:13,661
JULES: Ben, what's up?

1706
01:12:13,820 --> 01:12:15,345
Jules.
Your mother has an alarm.

1707
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,501
No, she doesn't

1708
01:12:16,660 --> 01:12:17,786
Yes, she does.
I'm in her kitchen.

1709
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:18,941
It's about to go off.

1710
01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:20,266
- What's her code?
- I have no idea.

1711
01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:22,184
Ben, listen to me.
I know this woman.

1712
01:12:22,340 --> 01:12:23,785
That is a fake alarm
that she bought off

1713
01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:24,941
of some infomercial
or something, okay?

1714
01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:26,141
It's not real.

1715
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:27,665
It's not connected. It's just
to scare off burglars.

1716
01:12:27,820 --> 01:12:29,743
She says it's fake.
It's just to scare off burglars.

1717
01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:31,510
Oh, well, it's doing
a good job.

1718
01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:33,503
Listen, my parents would
never pay for an alarm, okay?

1719
01:12:33,660 --> 01:12:35,185
(SOFTLY) They're the
cheapest people in America.

1720
01:12:35,340 --> 01:12:37,388
Okay, well, it hasn't
turned into an alarm yet.

1721
01:12:37,540 --> 01:12:38,541
It's still beeping.

1722
01:12:38,740 --> 01:12:39,741
That's 'cause it's a fake.

1723
01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:40,981
Trust me on this one.
Have you found the computer?

1724
01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:42,471
It's not down here.

1725
01:12:47,140 --> 01:12:48,221
Lewis, go in there.
Davis, in there.

1726
01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:52,661
- Found it!
- Got it!

1727
01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:53,821
- What?
- (BEN SIGHS)

1728
01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:54,981
We found two.
Which one is hers?

1729
01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:57,347
The white one
or the silver one?

1730
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,706
White one or the silver one?

1731
01:12:58,860 --> 01:13:00,066
- Your mom's computer?
- Yes.

1732
01:13:00,260 --> 01:13:02,149
It's white. I got it fixed for
her once. I am positive.

1733
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:04,268
- The white one!
- White.

1734
01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:07,991
(ALARM BLARING)

1735
01:13:08,980 --> 01:13:10,141
Oh, my God!

1736
01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:12,507
I knew there was
no such thing as a fake alarm!

1737
01:13:12,660 --> 01:13:14,310
We're gonna get
arrested! I knew it!

1738
01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,621
That's it! We're done!

1739
01:13:15,820 --> 01:13:17,549
Our fingerprints are
all over this place!

1740
01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:18,866
Ben, do you see the e-mail?

1741
01:13:19,020 --> 01:13:20,021
Not yet.

1742
01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:21,705
- Double-time it, dude.
- Here, let me.

1743
01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:23,861
Foundiu

1744
01:13:24,420 --> 01:13:26,741
"Why is my mother
always such a raging bitch?"

1745
01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:28,624
Subject, "She's a terrorist."

1746
01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:29,941
Yes! Delete it!

1747
01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:31,141
LEWIS: Gone.

1748
01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:32,421
Now from the trash!

1749
01:13:34,700 --> 01:13:36,429
- Got it.
- (SIRENS WAILING)

1750
01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:39,542
- Davis, where'd you find this?
- Under the bed. Right side.

1751
01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:41,624
- Which right side?
- Right side facing the bed!

1752
01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:43,270
Oh, my God! My life is over!

1753
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:45,741
I'm gonna be a felon and
I have not committed a crime!

1754
01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:46,901
Davis, pull it together.

1755
01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:48,431
Can't you hear
how far away that is?

1756
01:13:48,580 --> 01:13:50,389
We've got at least 30 seconds
until they're here.

1757
01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:52,030
(LISPING) How am I gonna
explain this to my parents?

1758
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:53,181
Oh, my God. My lisp is back!

1759
01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:54,387
- 20 seconds.
- (GASPS)

1760
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:56,027
Just run! Run!

1761
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:01,827
(HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

1762
01:14:03,380 --> 01:14:04,381
(SINGING) Tell me
what you wanna do

1763
01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:06,190
Come here, ma
Talk to me, so talk to me

1764
01:14:06,340 --> 01:14:07,546
Look like
you're real good to me

1765
01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:09,668
Talkin' real,
tryin' to walk for me

1766
01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:10,821
Put it on, dawg

1767
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:12,186
Dance like you never
did before for me

1768
01:14:12,340 --> 01:14:14,263
Wanna break your back
Gonna break your neck

1769
01:14:14,860 --> 01:14:15,941
What's he do...

1770
01:14:18,140 --> 01:14:19,141
Jason!

1771
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:20,751
JASON: When I lock it down,
I hit you with that

1772
01:14:20,900 --> 01:14:21,901
Open the door!

1773
01:14:22,060 --> 01:14:23,061
Every time I come through

1774
01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:24,386
This motherfreaker
is always in the ride

1775
01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:26,622
Jason! Open the door!

1776
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:28,431
(SIRENS CONTINUE WAILING)

1777
01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:30,146
Open the fucking door!

1778
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:31,301
Whoa!

1779
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:32,985
Whoa, okay! Okay!

1780
01:14:34,980 --> 01:14:37,301
DAVIS: Hold on! I'm not in!
I'm not in! I'm not in!

1781
01:14:37,460 --> 01:14:38,507
I'm in.

1782
01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:42,391
ALL: Cheers!

1783
01:14:42,820 --> 01:14:44,584
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1784
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:46,540
You are a crazy
son of a bitch.

1785
01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:47,741
You know that, right?

1786
01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:48,901
I didn't, actually.

1787
01:14:49,060 --> 01:14:50,585
I'm sure my blood pressure
was through the roof.

1788
01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,027
But it was worth it.
Good times!

1789
01:14:54,340 --> 01:14:55,341
Guys, I can't.__

1790
01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:57,907
I literally can't thank you
enough for what you just did.

1791
01:14:58,060 --> 01:14:59,425
It was...

1792
01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:01,948
So above and beyond
and brave and loyal,

1793
01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:03,511
I am indebted to you forever.

1794
01:15:03,660 --> 01:15:04,786
- No, you're not.
- Well, you're very welcome.

1795
01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:05,941
You know.

1796
01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:08,827
Takes a team, but it's done.

1797
01:15:08,980 --> 01:15:10,061
All taken care of.

1798
01:15:10,900 --> 01:15:12,061
JASON: Okay.

1799
01:15:12,220 --> 01:15:13,665
I'm gonna have another.
Anybody else?

1800
01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:15,191
- I would love that.
- Yeah, let's do that.

1801
01:15:15,700 --> 01:15:17,384
But could I just get
a half this time?

1802
01:15:17,940 --> 01:15:18,941
I'll take his half.

1803
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:20,340
We'll all have doubles.

1804
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:23,461
(SOFTLY) No, no, no,
it's okay. I can drink.

1805
01:15:23,620 --> 01:15:24,621
It's a thing about me.

1806
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:26,101
Now, what are
your names, again?

1807
01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:27,341
I never wanna not know you.

1808
01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:30,743
I'm Jason. I've worked
for you for, like, a year.

1809
01:15:31,180 --> 01:15:32,784
I've delivered things
to your home.

1810
01:15:32,940 --> 01:15:34,385
I met Matt a bunch of times.

1811
01:15:34,580 --> 01:15:35,706
I've tied your daughter's
shoe before.

1812
01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:38,067
I know who you are.
I'm just terrible with names.

1813
01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:39,710
It's all right. it's Jason.

1814
01:15:39,860 --> 01:15:40,861
You're new, right?

1815
01:15:41,020 --> 01:15:43,990
Yeah. I'm Davis. I started
work the same day as Ben.

1816
01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:45,949
We're pretty much besties,
and I'm his mentee.

1817
01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:47,101
Oh.

1818
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:48,301
He gave me this tie,
for example.

1819
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:49,666
It was his. it's vintage.

1820
01:15:49,820 --> 01:15:50,821
"Vintage"

1821
01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:52,903
I like it. I like men in ties.

1822
01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:54,704
- And you're Lewis.
- Yes.

1823
01:15:54,860 --> 01:15:56,464
Yeah, I could hear
a little bit over the phone.

1824
01:15:56,620 --> 01:15:57,701
You were very cool
under pressure.

1825
01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:59,101
Well, it was my first heist.

1826
01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:01,422
I tried to be chill.
Thanks for noticing.

1827
01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:02,661
Salud!

1828
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,301
Mmm. VVhoo!

1829
01:16:04,460 --> 01:16:06,428
Boys, what can I say...

1830
01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:09,991
I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to call you "boys_"

1831
01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:11,620
Nobody calls men
"men" anymore.

1832
01:16:11,780 --> 01:16:13,020
Have you noticed?

1833
01:16:13,180 --> 01:16:14,420
Women went from
"girls" to "women"

1834
01:16:14,620 --> 01:16:15,667
Men went from "men" to "boys"?

1835
01:16:16,740 --> 01:16:18,504
This is a problem
in the big picture.

1836
01:16:18,660 --> 01:16:20,583
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

1837
01:16:20,740 --> 01:16:22,026
JULES: I'm gonna have another.

1838
01:16:22,180 --> 01:16:23,511
Another? You sure about that?

1839
01:16:23,660 --> 01:16:24,661
Yep.

1840
01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:26,231
Okay. Here's
my theory about this.

1841
01:16:26,380 --> 01:16:27,461
We all grew up during

1842
01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:28,826
the "Take Your Daughter
to Work Day" thing, right?

1843
01:16:28,980 --> 01:16:30,266
Mmm-hmm.

1844
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:32,149
So we were always told
we could be anything,

1845
01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:33,631
do anything.

1846
01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:36,260
And I think guys got,
maybe not left behind,

1847
01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:38,229
but not quite as nurtured,
you know?

1848
01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:39,950
I mean, like,
we were the generation of,

1849
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:41,511
"You go, girl."

1850
01:16:41,660 --> 01:16:42,991
We had Oprah.

1851
01:16:43,420 --> 01:16:46,424
And I wonder sometimes
how guys fit in, you know?

1852
01:16:46,580 --> 01:16:47,991
They still seem to be
trying to figure it out.

1853
01:16:48,140 --> 01:16:50,142
They're still dressing
like little boys.

1854
01:16:50,300 --> 01:16:51,301
They're still
playing video games.

1855
01:16:51,460 --> 01:16:53,030
Well, they've
gotten great. So...

1856
01:16:53,180 --> 01:16:54,306
- There you go.
- Love video games.

1857
01:16:54,460 --> 01:16:55,541
- Mmm.
- Oh, boy.

1858
01:16:56,660 --> 01:16:57,900
How, in one generation,

1859
01:16:58,060 --> 01:16:59,983
have men gone from guys like

1860
01:17:00,140 --> 01:17:02,984
Jack Nicholson
and Harrison Ford to...

1861
01:17:06,740 --> 01:17:08,663
Take Ben, here.

1862
01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:10,663
A dying breed. You know?

1863
01:17:10,820 --> 01:17:11,821
Look and learn, boys,

1864
01:17:11,980 --> 01:17:14,665
because if you ask me,
this is what cool is.

1865
01:17:14,820 --> 01:17:17,187
Thanks, Ace. You're not
gonna drink anymore, right?

1866
01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:18,671
(CHUCKLES) Callin' me "Ace"?

1867
01:17:18,820 --> 01:17:20,424
That's just super cool, right?

1868
01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:21,581
DAVIS: Definitely.
LEWIS: Very cool.

1869
01:17:21,740 --> 01:17:24,107
Okay, I am officially
a little dizzy.

1870
01:17:24,260 --> 01:17:25,989
I apologize for the tirade.

1871
01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:28,586
I am gonna go.

1872
01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:32,906
But I am forever
in your debt, gentlemen.

1873
01:17:33,220 --> 01:17:35,507
Another word which is
never used anymore.

1874
01:17:35,700 --> 01:17:37,270
Let's bring it back, shall we?

1875
01:17:37,420 --> 01:17:38,421
DAVIS: Yes.

1876
01:17:38,620 --> 01:17:41,021
Ben, I'll be Ubering home.

1877
01:17:41,180 --> 01:17:42,227
- Thanks again.
- MEN: Whoa!

1878
01:17:42,420 --> 01:17:43,421
Okay.

1879
01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,864
JULES: I'm so sorry.

1880
01:17:46,020 --> 01:17:47,226
- Don't worry.
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)

1881
01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:49,431
I'm fine now.

1882
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:53,390
- Okay. It's okay, it's okay.
- (VOMITING)

1883
01:17:56,260 --> 01:17:58,627
Oh, I haven't done that
since college.

1884
01:18:03,060 --> 01:18:04,664
Thank you.

1885
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:06,225
Oh, man.

1886
01:18:07,940 --> 01:18:10,466
Very sorry
you had to see that.

1887
01:18:10,620 --> 01:18:13,021
- Humiliating.
- It's all good.

1888
01:18:13,180 --> 01:18:14,511
Feeling better?

1889
01:18:15,020 --> 01:18:16,181
Yeah.

1890
01:18:16,340 --> 01:18:19,901
Yeah, I forgot you gotta
eat before you drink.

1891
01:18:21,860 --> 01:18:23,100
I'm good now.

1892
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:25,262
Thank you.

1893
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:36,189
I'll be leaving in a minute.

1894
01:18:36,780 --> 01:18:38,111
Just working on making this

1895
01:18:38,260 --> 01:18:39,830
the worst possible day
for you.

1896
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:42,751
No, not at all.
You've had a stressful day.

1897
01:18:47,380 --> 01:18:49,109
How is it
that you always manage

1898
01:18:49,260 --> 01:18:51,308
to say the right thing,

1899
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:54,430
do the right thing,
be the right thing?

1900
01:18:54,740 --> 01:18:56,151
It's uncanny.

1901
01:18:57,020 --> 01:18:59,341
BEN: You get some rest.
JULES: I will-

1902
01:18:59,820 --> 01:19:01,584
Thanks for everything.

1903
01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:07,141
Oh.

1904
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:08,631
And, uh...

1905
01:19:09,340 --> 01:19:10,466
Sayonara

1906
01:19:12,260 --> 01:19:13,625
Absolutely.

1907
01:19:27,620 --> 01:19:29,031
Really so nice of you
to do this.

1908
01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,989
Most women would have
just rescheduled.

1909
01:19:31,140 --> 01:19:33,507
Oh, not to worry.
I understand.

1910
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:35,742
- It was unexpected.
- Yeah.

1911
01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:37,426
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1912
01:19:37,580 --> 01:19:38,661
You're welcome.

1913
01:19:46,180 --> 01:19:48,228
- Hi.
- Oh. Come on in.

1914
01:19:48,420 --> 01:19:50,263
- I'll go in after you.
- All right.

1915
01:19:53,620 --> 01:19:55,588
Benji, you brought
a date to a funeral.

1916
01:19:55,740 --> 01:19:56,787
Unreal.

1917
01:19:56,940 --> 01:19:58,669
We had plans. Who knew
this was gonna happen?

1918
01:19:58,820 --> 01:20:00,788
Well, how do you do?
I'm Miles.

1919
01:20:00,940 --> 01:20:03,625
Hello. Fiona. I'm so
sorry for your loss.

1920
01:20:03,780 --> 01:20:05,782
Oh, thank you, dear.

1921
01:20:07,140 --> 01:20:08,301
Wowza!

1922
01:20:38,980 --> 01:20:40,470
(lvlouTHING)

1923
01:20:43,420 --> 01:20:45,548
I never went to
a Shiva before.

1924
01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,304
The laughter was wonderful.

1925
01:20:47,460 --> 01:20:48,746
I don't think
I've ever eaten more.

1926
01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:51,546
I'm not even sure how
I left with a box of cookies.

1927
01:20:51,700 --> 01:20:53,384
Well, you were a big hit.

1928
01:20:53,540 --> 01:20:55,941
Giving the widow that
back massage, winning move.

1929
01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:58,307
Oh, yeah. She needed it.

1930
01:20:58,460 --> 01:20:59,541
I definitely think
it's a good idea

1931
01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:02,550
to take all first dates
to a funeral. Yeah.

1932
01:21:02,740 --> 01:21:04,947
A real icebreaker,
don't ya think?

1933
01:21:05,180 --> 01:21:06,181
I know you're kidding,

1934
01:21:06,340 --> 01:21:08,946
but, honestly, who needs
the strain of the dinner date?

1935
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,068
And the "Why aren't you
married?" conversation.

1936
01:21:11,220 --> 01:21:14,224
At our age, it's not even
possible to catch up.

1937
01:21:15,220 --> 01:21:18,144
Well, I can do me
in 10 seconds.

1938
01:21:19,460 --> 01:21:20,950
- You ready?
- Yep.

1939
01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:23,944
Widower, one son,
two grandkids.

1940
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:25,630
Spent my life
manufacturing phone books,

1941
01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:27,111
which no longer
serve a purpose.

1942
01:21:27,260 --> 01:21:28,261
(CHUCKLES)

1943
01:21:28,420 --> 01:21:31,822
I'm currently working as
an intern, having a ball.

1944
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:33,431
And the best news is,

1945
01:21:33,580 --> 01:21:36,060
I have a crush on
a girl I met at work.

1946
01:21:36,460 --> 01:21:38,428
I'm sorry you lost your wife.

1947
01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:40,347
Okay.

1948
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,911
Divorced.

1949
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,300
Three beautiful daughters.

1950
01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:46,304
One grandchild,
a boy, on the way.

1951
01:21:46,460 --> 01:21:49,066
I was sick a few years back.
I'm not anymore.

1952
01:21:49,220 --> 01:21:51,427
I'm an in-house
e-commerce masseuse.

1953
01:21:51,580 --> 01:21:53,025
Love my job.

1954
01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:55,383
And I finally meta man

1955
01:21:55,540 --> 01:21:57,702
I actually wanna
hang out with.

1956
01:21:58,620 --> 01:21:59,906
- Lucky me.
- (LAUGHS)

1957
01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:17,101
Morning.

1958
01:22:17,260 --> 01:22:18,785
Hey, buddy,
you don't look so great.

1959
01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:19,941
Yeah, I know.

1960
01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:23,024
But believe me,
I look better than I feel.

1961
01:22:23,420 --> 01:22:24,421
- (PAIGE CRYING)
- Did you see

1962
01:22:24,580 --> 01:22:25,945
- the Yankees last night?
- They were on fire.

1963
01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:27,226
Oh, man.

1964
01:22:27,620 --> 01:22:29,588
JULES: Gotta get
somethin' in your stomach.

1965
01:22:29,740 --> 01:22:31,026
Honey, honey, honey.

1966
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:33,224
Can you please take
one bite before school?

1967
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:34,546
- Please? Just one bite?
- Hey.

1968
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:36,065
Whats with the waterworks,
little one?

1969
01:22:36,220 --> 01:22:37,585
(Sighs) must tom her

1970
01:22:37,740 --> 01:22:38,741
that the sitter's
gonna have to take her

1971
01:22:38,900 --> 01:22:41,471
to Maddie's birthday party
because Matt's feeling sick.

1972
01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:44,430
But I don't wanna
go with the sitter.

1973
01:22:44,900 --> 01:22:45,981
Ben?

1974
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,582
Can you take me?

1975
01:22:48,740 --> 01:22:50,071
Please?

1976
01:22:50,220 --> 01:22:51,551
JULES: Oh, honey?

1977
01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:55,184
I'm so sorry, but Ben's
gotta go to work today.

1978
01:22:55,380 --> 01:22:56,541
(SOBBNG)

1979
01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:58,141
(SIGHS)

1980
01:22:58,300 --> 01:23:01,509
Jules. Come on. It will take
an hour. Let me take her.

1981
01:23:04,380 --> 01:23:06,303
BEN: I can't believe
we 're still going through this.

1982
01:23:06,460 --> 01:23:09,145
I'm going the right way.
Please have a little trust.

1983
01:23:09,380 --> 01:23:11,542
But the park
where the party is...

1984
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:12,861
Oh, sorry, Ben.

1985
01:23:13,180 --> 01:23:15,501
Actually, this is it.

1986
01:23:15,980 --> 01:23:17,903
- (TABLET CHIMES)
- You're like a clone.

1987
01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:21,310
Oh, boy. This looks
like a nice party.

1988
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:23,110
PAIGE: Yeah, it does.

1989
01:23:23,500 --> 01:23:24,626
So which one is Maddie?

1990
01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:26,703
The one in the pink.

1991
01:23:27,180 --> 01:23:29,387
Okay. The one in the pink.

1992
01:23:31,380 --> 01:23:33,587
You can go sit with
the other moms, okay?

1993
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:35,469
Okay. You wanna give
Maddie her present?

1994
01:23:35,620 --> 01:23:36,621
Yeah.

1995
01:23:36,780 --> 01:23:37,781
Okay.

1996
01:23:37,980 --> 01:23:39,425
Have fun.

1997
01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:43,751
The other moms.

1998
01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:46,221
Freprino or something.

1999
01:23:46,380 --> 01:23:47,711
Yeah, I know. I don't
know any of them.

2000
01:23:47,860 --> 01:23:49,942
- Hi. I'm Ben.
- Hi. Jane.

2001
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:51,147
- Jane.
- Emily.

2002
01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:53,541
Hi, Emily. I'm helping
Matt and Jules out today.

2003
01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:55,270
- Oh, are you Matt's dad?
- No, no.

2004
01:23:55,460 --> 01:23:56,985
I work for Jules.

2005
01:23:57,220 --> 01:23:58,221
Oh.

2006
01:23:59,060 --> 01:24:00,061
That's okay?

2007
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:03,629
I've just heard she's,
you know, kinda tough.

2008
01:24:04,100 --> 01:24:06,148
Tough? Jules? Sure.
She's a total badass.

2009
01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:09,066
I guess that's now she became
an Internet sensation.

2010
01:24:09,540 --> 01:24:10,666
Must make you guys proud, huh?

2011
01:24:10,820 --> 01:24:12,345
One of your own
out there every day,

2012
01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:14,662
crashing the glass ceiling
of the tech world.

2013
01:24:14,820 --> 01:24:16,948
So, bravo,
good for her. Right?

2014
01:24:17,980 --> 01:24:19,744
Yeah. No, for sure.

2015
01:24:21,300 --> 01:24:22,506
What's up, kiddo?

2016
01:24:22,660 --> 01:24:23,900
I don't feel good.

2017
01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:26,582
You don't? Do you
wanna sit on my lap?

2018
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:30,149
You know, if she's sick, she
probably shouldn't be here.

2019
01:24:30,700 --> 01:24:33,146
Tough crowd, Paigey_
You wanna hit the road?

2020
01:24:33,300 --> 01:24:34,665
Does that mean "leave"?

2021
01:24:34,820 --> 01:24:35,821
Afraid so.

2022
01:24:38,060 --> 01:24:42,987
PAIGE: I spy with my little
eye something... Blue!

2023
01:24:43,540 --> 01:24:46,146
BEN: Is it the car next to us?
PAIGE: No.

2024
01:24:46,820 --> 01:24:49,505
Is it that dog leash?

2025
01:24:49,900 --> 01:24:51,186
No.

2026
01:24:51,540 --> 01:24:53,110
Uh, is it the sky?

2027
01:24:53,260 --> 01:24:54,705
Yes! You got one.

2028
01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:57,067
- Your turn, Ben.
- Okay.

2029
01:24:57,740 --> 01:24:59,390
Oh, I have a good one.

2030
01:24:59,540 --> 01:25:03,101
I spy with my little eye
something green.

2031
01:25:03,260 --> 01:25:04,341
Is it that tree?

2032
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,581
Nope.

2033
01:25:06,180 --> 01:25:07,511
Is it that front door?

2034
01:25:07,660 --> 01:25:09,583
Well, it's kinda green.

2035
01:25:26,140 --> 01:25:27,187
Is it, Ben?

2036
01:25:27,380 --> 01:25:29,223
Is it that front door?

2037
01:25:32,180 --> 01:25:34,626
Yeah, it is, honey. Good girl.

2038
01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:42,661
(CAR HORN HQNKS)

2039
01:25:47,860 --> 01:25:49,191
(YAVVNING)

2040
01:26:06,580 --> 01:26:08,070
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

2041
01:26:18,100 --> 01:26:19,101
(BEN SIGHS)

2042
01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:29,544
(PAIGE SNORING)

2043
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,184
Thanks so much, Ben.

2044
01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:07,665
Hey, come on in the kitchen.

2045
01:27:07,860 --> 01:27:09,385
Can I get you something
before you hit the road?

2046
01:27:09,540 --> 01:27:12,350
Want a cup of coffee
or a bite to eat?

2047
01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:13,626
No, I'm good, thanks.

2048
01:27:13,820 --> 01:27:16,346
Okay. How was she?
She give you any trouble?

2049
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:17,831
She was perfect.

2050
01:27:17,980 --> 01:27:19,345
She wasn't feeling
so great at the party,

2051
01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:20,547
so we left early,

2052
01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:22,145
and she just fell asleep
in the car,

2053
01:27:22,300 --> 01:27:23,904
so I let her get a nap in.

2054
01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:25,869
So nice of you. Thank you.

2055
01:27:26,020 --> 01:27:27,749
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
- Sorry.

2056
01:27:32,780 --> 01:27:34,430
Well, you seem like
you're feeling more with it.

2057
01:27:34,580 --> 01:27:36,582
Oh, yeah, yeah.

2058
01:27:36,740 --> 01:27:38,310
Um, I guess I just
needed a little downtime.

2059
01:27:38,460 --> 01:27:41,384
You know, or maybe I wasn't
even that sick, I don't know.

2060
01:27:42,580 --> 01:27:44,821
Hey, Ben, I got somethin'
I wanted to ask.

2061
01:27:45,700 --> 01:27:47,907
What's your whole take
on the CEO thing?

2062
01:27:48,060 --> 01:27:49,949
I mean, you're more
on the inside than I am.

2063
01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:53,751
I know Jules is tryin' to
do right by everybody,

2064
01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:56,665
the investors, the company.

2065
01:27:56,820 --> 01:27:57,821
You.

2066
01:27:59,540 --> 01:28:00,985
She's got a lot
on her shoulders.

2067
01:28:01,140 --> 01:28:03,063
The pressure is unbelievable.

2068
01:28:05,780 --> 01:28:10,149
Am I wrong that
I want it to happen?

2069
01:28:10,860 --> 01:28:13,101
I mean, I want what she wants,

2070
01:28:13,300 --> 01:28:15,462
but you know what
it's like around here.

2071
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:18,100
We don't see her enough,
and maybe this can fix that.

2072
01:28:18,700 --> 01:28:21,909
The CEO's gonna fix
what's going on here, Matt?

2073
01:28:25,460 --> 01:28:27,030
Whatever she decides,
I just...

2074
01:28:27,180 --> 01:28:30,787
I want it to be good for her.
I want her to be happy.

2075
01:28:32,540 --> 01:28:33,826
Of course.

2076
01:28:34,540 --> 01:28:36,190
She deserves that.

2077
01:28:38,820 --> 01:28:40,629
Yeah, she does deserve it.

2078
01:28:48,780 --> 01:28:50,191
- Hi, Amy.
- Hey, Ben.

2079
01:28:57,060 --> 01:28:59,984
Benjamin, what do you think?
I found it on eBay.

2080
01:29:00,180 --> 01:29:01,511
You were right. Total classic.

2081
01:29:01,660 --> 01:29:02,786
It's awesome, kid.

2082
01:29:02,940 --> 01:29:05,341
PEOPLE: And many more.

2083
01:29:05,500 --> 01:29:07,070
(PEOPLE CHEERING)

2084
01:29:20,300 --> 01:29:22,109
(lvlouTHING)

2085
01:29:29,660 --> 01:29:31,549
- So how did it go?
- (SIGHS)

2086
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,111
Well, you have
a great kid, Jules.

2087
01:29:33,260 --> 01:29:34,671
- She's adorable.
- Aw.

2088
01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:37,586
Thank you so much
for doing that.

2089
01:29:37,740 --> 01:29:40,425
So you excited about our trip
to San Francisco tomorrow?

2090
01:29:41,420 --> 01:29:43,229
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

2091
01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:47,103
Oh, I hope you don't
have what Matt has.

2092
01:29:47,260 --> 01:29:48,261
I don't.

2093
01:29:48,420 --> 01:29:50,149
- You sure?
- Positive.

2094
01:29:52,260 --> 01:29:53,307
What's that?

2095
01:29:53,660 --> 01:29:55,503
Blood pressure.
I take it every day.

2096
01:29:56,940 --> 01:29:59,147
- Are you sure you're okay?
- Yeah.

2097
01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:01,268
You don't look like you.
You're all flushed.

2098
01:30:01,780 --> 01:30:03,145
Why don't you go see
Fiona, the masseuse,

2099
01:30:03,300 --> 01:30:04,711
and just chill a little.

2100
01:30:04,860 --> 01:30:05,907
What's up?

2101
01:30:06,060 --> 01:30:07,710
Whoa, Ben, you okay?

2102
01:30:07,860 --> 01:30:10,625
You seem to be
slightly malfunctioning.

2103
01:30:10,780 --> 01:30:12,225
JULES: Becky.
Does he look right to you?

2104
01:30:13,700 --> 01:30:15,907
Okay. Thank you.
I think we're good here.

2105
01:30:16,060 --> 01:30:18,904
Got a lot of work to do.
It's all good.

2106
01:30:19,860 --> 01:30:20,986
Is it his coloring?

2107
01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:23,222
Oh, my God, you're all nuts.
I'm 100%-

2108
01:30:23,380 --> 01:30:25,382
Let's move on, kids.
Big day. Lots to do.

2109
01:30:25,540 --> 01:30:26,541
Okay.

2110
01:30:26,700 --> 01:30:29,385
Ben, if I am giving you
too much to do

2111
01:30:29,540 --> 01:30:30,621
or working you too hard,

2112
01:30:30,780 --> 01:30:31,986
please do not feel that
you have to go with me

2113
01:30:32,140 --> 01:30:33,141
to San Francisco.

2114
01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:35,064
Jules, people my age
get tired sometimes.

2115
01:30:35,220 --> 01:30:36,904
That's all this is.

2116
01:30:37,060 --> 01:30:38,141
You're tired?

2117
01:30:38,300 --> 01:30:39,301
That's why you haven't
looked at me once

2118
01:30:39,460 --> 01:30:40,461
since I came over here?

2119
01:30:42,380 --> 01:30:43,905
I'm looking at you.

2120
01:30:46,100 --> 01:30:47,147
BECKY: Jules.

2121
01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:49,827
- Cameron's on the phone.
- Okay.

2122
01:30:50,900 --> 01:30:53,870
Like, if you don't feel
better tonight or late...

2123
01:30:54,020 --> 01:30:55,909
I'm just saying I can
go by myself. Okay?

2124
01:30:56,060 --> 01:30:57,869
I'm a big girl. I'll be fine.

2125
01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:04,789
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

2126
01:31:08,420 --> 01:31:10,821
Okay, seriously,
Ben, what is it?

2127
01:31:12,220 --> 01:31:14,029
You know, I'm a sensitive man.

2128
01:31:14,180 --> 01:31:15,341
People don't think
that about me.

2129
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:16,911
I don't look it, but I am.

2130
01:31:17,060 --> 01:31:19,108
Under all this man stuff
that you so admire...

2131
01:31:19,260 --> 01:31:20,261
Mmm-hmm.

2132
01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:22,184
I'm just a big
bowl of mush.

2133
01:31:22,780 --> 01:31:24,111
I know that.

2134
01:31:24,260 --> 01:31:25,421
Okay.

2135
01:31:27,620 --> 01:31:28,951
That's it?

2136
01:31:29,620 --> 01:31:31,270
That's what 24 hours
of crazy comes to?

2137
01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:33,707
That you're a sensitive
bowl of mush?

2138
01:31:34,780 --> 01:31:35,941
Jules.

2139
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:38,701
Ben.

2140
01:31:40,940 --> 01:31:43,466
Jules, what are we doing here?
We got the day off.

2141
01:31:43,620 --> 01:31:44,701
We're traveling
in first-class.

2142
01:31:44,860 --> 01:31:45,941
Let's at least
have a little fun.

2143
01:31:46,580 --> 01:31:47,945
Now that I can do.

2144
01:31:49,540 --> 01:31:50,541
I can't believe
I'm saying that,

2145
01:31:50,700 --> 01:31:52,384
but that's what happened
the last time.

2146
01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:54,905
(LAUGHING)

2147
01:31:55,980 --> 01:31:57,311
But he didn't see it coming.

2148
01:31:58,940 --> 01:32:00,146
Full on!

2149
01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:01,461
Look, I couldn't believe it.

2150
01:32:03,100 --> 01:32:05,626
(WHISPERS)
Dad, aim for the shower.

2151
01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:08,265
If you get stuck, just...

2152
01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:09,826
(BOTH LAuGHING)

2153
01:32:11,420 --> 01:32:12,421
Catch them. And with that,

2154
01:32:12,620 --> 01:32:14,224
the wedding planner
turns to me and goes,

2155
01:32:14,380 --> 01:32:15,905
"Hey, do you have the rings?"

2156
01:32:16,660 --> 01:32:17,661
AIR HOSTESS:
Ladies and gentlemen,

2157
01:32:17,820 --> 01:32:18,821
as we start our descent,

2158
01:32:18,980 --> 01:32:20,982
please make sure your
seat backs and tray tables

2159
01:32:21,140 --> 01:32:22,983
are in their full,
upright positions,

2160
01:32:23,140 --> 01:32:24,585
and all carry-on luggage

2161
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:26,788
is stowed under
the seat in front of you.

2162
01:32:26,940 --> 01:32:28,351
You okay?

2163
01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:29,501
Yeah.

2164
01:32:29,660 --> 01:32:30,946
Just thinking,
tomorrow I meet the guy

2165
01:32:31,140 --> 01:32:33,427
who may become my boss kinda.

2166
01:32:33,580 --> 01:32:34,786
I mean, a lot of people
have bosses, right?

2167
01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:36,351
Most people have bosses.

2168
01:32:36,500 --> 01:32:37,501
Jules, it's simple.

2169
01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:39,469
If you think Townsend is
gonna be good for you

2170
01:32:39,620 --> 01:32:41,987
and good for the company,
then do it. And if not...

2171
01:32:42,140 --> 01:32:45,349
Exactly. Just because
I came all the way here...

2172
01:32:45,500 --> 01:32:46,990
Right. Doesn't mean anything.

2173
01:32:47,140 --> 01:32:48,471
I agree.

2174
01:32:50,780 --> 01:32:52,020
(SOFTLY) Do you think
I can take a Xanax

2175
01:32:52,180 --> 01:32:54,308
if I had two glasses of wine
an hour ago?

2176
01:32:54,700 --> 01:32:56,350
Well, I'd wait
another couple hours.

2177
01:33:02,140 --> 01:33:04,871
It's a thing I do before
I land. We're good now.

2178
01:33:12,540 --> 01:33:14,304
(ALARM BLARING)

2179
01:33:14,460 --> 01:33:15,461
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

2180
01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:18,821
- BEN: Jules, you hear that?
- Yeah.

2181
01:33:19,020 --> 01:33:20,385
Uh-huh. I hear it. I'm up.

2182
01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:22,904
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

2183
01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:36,581
(slGHs)

2184
01:33:38,180 --> 01:33:39,864
- Are you okay?
- This alarm going off

2185
01:33:40,020 --> 01:33:41,590
is not a good omen
about this guy.

2186
01:33:41,740 --> 01:33:42,741
It's a sign, Ben.

2187
01:33:42,900 --> 01:33:43,901
Oh, I'm pretty sure it's not.

2188
01:33:44,060 --> 01:33:45,585
So you haven't
taken a Xanax, yet?

2189
01:33:46,060 --> 01:33:47,983
You told me to
wait a few hours.

2190
01:33:48,540 --> 01:33:49,871
You travel with your own robe?

2191
01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:51,661
Yeah.

2192
01:33:52,180 --> 01:33:53,181
WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen,

2193
01:33:53,340 --> 01:33:55,388
a smoke alarm went off
in one of the rooms,

2194
01:33:55,540 --> 01:33:57,030
but the problem has
been taken care of.

2195
01:33:57,180 --> 01:33:58,181
Our sincerest apologies.

2196
01:33:58,340 --> 01:34:00,104
Oh, yeah.
100 people, two elevators.

2197
01:34:00,260 --> 01:34:01,750
Definitely a sign.

2198
01:34:04,020 --> 01:34:05,021
(slGHs)

2199
01:34:05,180 --> 01:34:06,511
Well, thanks for
escorting me back.

2200
01:34:06,660 --> 01:34:07,707
Mmm-hmm.

2201
01:34:11,700 --> 01:34:13,190
You wanna see my room?

2202
01:34:13,580 --> 01:34:14,786
Oh, nice.

2203
01:34:15,260 --> 01:34:17,388
I mean, do you actually
wanna come in?

2204
01:34:17,580 --> 01:34:20,709
I have a tea kettle.
We could have tea or...

2205
01:34:21,340 --> 01:34:22,341
(EXHALES)

2206
01:34:23,460 --> 01:34:25,861
I'm ridiculously nervous
about tomorrow.

2207
01:34:30,620 --> 01:34:31,621
You can lie down.

2208
01:34:31,780 --> 01:34:33,623
I know you're tired.
I'll sit in the chair.

2209
01:34:45,300 --> 01:34:46,301
Here you go.

2210
01:34:51,220 --> 01:34:52,984
I thought you were
gonna sit in a chair?

2211
01:34:53,140 --> 01:34:55,746
Please let me be here.
I need to lie down, too.

2212
01:34:58,460 --> 01:35:00,064
We don't have to talk
about work or anything.

2213
01:35:00,740 --> 01:35:03,061
All right. What should
we talk about?

2214
01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:05,264
(EXHALES) Marriage?

2215
01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:10,146
Will you tell me
about your wife?

2216
01:35:11,620 --> 01:35:13,349
She was great, right?

2217
01:35:13,820 --> 01:35:15,106
She was.

2218
01:35:15,420 --> 01:35:17,104
Molly was her name.

2219
01:35:18,580 --> 01:35:20,469
She was
a middle school principal.

2220
01:35:20,620 --> 01:35:21,667
Beloved.

2221
01:35:21,820 --> 01:35:24,471
So perfect. Long marriage?

2222
01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:27,744
Not long enough.

2223
01:35:27,940 --> 01:35:28,987
42 years.

2224
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:31,821
Wow. What was that like?

2225
01:35:32,300 --> 01:35:34,507
You know when people say
they wanna grow old together?

2226
01:35:34,700 --> 01:35:37,271
- Mmm-hmm.
- Well, we did that.

2227
01:35:37,420 --> 01:35:38,501
We met when we were 20.

2228
01:35:38,700 --> 01:35:40,543
Well, I was 20. She was 19.

2229
01:35:42,020 --> 01:35:44,864
And what was amazing is,
she never really changed.

2230
01:35:45,820 --> 01:35:47,629
That's a hard thing
to pull off.

2231
01:35:47,780 --> 01:35:49,862
She handled life
like it was easy.

2232
01:35:50,020 --> 01:35:51,351
Always.

2233
01:35:52,100 --> 01:35:53,670
Even when it wasn't.

2234
01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:57,863
God, I envy that.

2235
01:36:00,540 --> 01:36:01,541
Are you hungry?

2236
01:36:03,980 --> 01:36:09,020
We have gummy bears,
chocolate chips, Pringles

2237
01:36:09,660 --> 01:36:12,231
Yup. I'm just gonna
bring the whole thing.

2238
01:36:13,020 --> 01:36:15,068
You know those are,
like, 15 bucks each?

2239
01:36:16,140 --> 01:36:18,461
Benjamin, I run
a very big Internet company.

2240
01:36:18,660 --> 01:36:20,344
Let's go crazy.

2241
01:36:21,900 --> 01:36:23,061
Okay.

2242
01:36:23,740 --> 01:36:24,866
So...

2243
01:36:27,980 --> 01:36:29,061
So...

2244
01:36:29,220 --> 01:36:30,904
(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah, SO...

2245
01:36:33,380 --> 01:36:35,269
I got a weird one for you.

2246
01:36:38,900 --> 01:36:40,550
Matt is cheating on me.

2247
01:36:42,700 --> 01:36:44,589
Wait a minute.
You know about this?

2248
01:36:45,020 --> 01:36:46,510
What does that mean?

2249
01:36:47,060 --> 01:36:48,425
Wait, you know about this?

2250
01:36:50,260 --> 01:36:51,944
I saw them together.

2251
01:36:52,740 --> 01:36:54,071
Oh, my God, when?

2252
01:36:55,260 --> 01:36:56,591
Yesterday.

2253
01:36:57,420 --> 01:36:58,751
I'm sorry.

2254
01:36:58,900 --> 01:37:01,631
I mean, it was an accident
that I saw them, but I did.

2255
01:37:02,060 --> 01:37:03,425
Yesterday.

2256
01:37:04,340 --> 01:37:06,183
Then it is still going on.

2257
01:37:08,620 --> 01:37:09,860
How long have you known?

2258
01:37:10,580 --> 01:37:12,423
For, like, 18 days.

2259
01:37:12,780 --> 01:37:14,623
She's a mom at Paige's school.

2260
01:37:16,020 --> 01:37:17,624
It's still so hard
for me to grasp.

2261
01:37:17,780 --> 01:37:19,987
I was in the kitchen
making sandwiches,

2262
01:37:20,180 --> 01:37:21,181
and his phone was there.

2263
01:37:21,340 --> 01:37:22,626
He was upstairs with Paige,

2264
01:37:22,780 --> 01:37:24,305
and he was getting
all these text messages.

2265
01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:26,269
And I don't know why,
but I read them.

2266
01:37:27,260 --> 01:37:28,989
It was not good.

2267
01:37:29,860 --> 01:37:30,907
Does he know you know?

2268
01:37:31,060 --> 01:37:32,391
No.

2269
01:37:32,540 --> 01:37:36,386
'Cause, honestly,
I'm not ready to deal with it.

2270
01:37:36,540 --> 01:37:38,304
I would like to be
a little less devastated,

2271
01:37:38,460 --> 01:37:39,950
if that is possible.

2272
01:37:41,460 --> 01:37:43,224
It's classic, though,
isn't it?

2273
01:37:43,380 --> 01:37:44,666
The successful wife.

2274
01:37:44,820 --> 01:37:46,663
The husband feels like
his manhood is threatened,

2275
01:37:46,820 --> 01:37:48,424
so he acts out.

2276
01:37:48,620 --> 01:37:49,621
Girlfriend, I guess,

2277
01:37:49,780 --> 01:37:51,305
makes him feel
more like a man.

2278
01:37:52,300 --> 01:37:55,747
Sometimes I'm not sure
I know how to do that.

2279
01:37:55,900 --> 01:37:57,425
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.

2280
01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:58,581
You're not actually
taking the rap

2281
01:37:58,740 --> 01:37:59,741
for any of this, are you?

2282
01:37:59,900 --> 01:38:01,902
No! No, no.

2283
01:38:02,060 --> 01:38:03,505
He is the one doing
something wrong.

2284
01:38:03,660 --> 01:38:04,661
I get that.

2285
01:38:04,820 --> 01:38:06,504
Nlonogam-ish is
not what I'm after.

2286
01:38:06,660 --> 01:38:09,630
I'm just... I'm taking a sec,

2287
01:38:09,780 --> 01:38:11,270
and I'm hoping that it's just

2288
01:38:11,420 --> 01:38:14,105
a horrible lapse in judgment
and not, like, love.

2289
01:38:15,340 --> 01:38:18,025
And once he moves
through this,

2290
01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:20,262
we will eventually
be able to be okay again.

2291
01:38:20,420 --> 01:38:21,831
What do you think about that?

2292
01:38:24,020 --> 01:38:25,943
Clearly you don't think
that's a possible thing.

2293
01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:28,546
- It would be unusual.
- I get that.

2294
01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:32,864
I get not everybody
could do that,

2295
01:38:33,020 --> 01:38:34,863
but everybody's not us.

2296
01:38:35,180 --> 01:38:36,261
I have faith in us

2297
01:38:38,380 --> 01:38:40,303
because I believe
he still loves me.

2298
01:38:40,460 --> 01:38:43,384
And, you know, we've been
going through so much that...

2299
01:38:46,020 --> 01:38:48,387
God, I wish your expressions
weren't so transparent.

2300
01:38:49,500 --> 01:38:51,184
Some couples do
survive these things,

2301
01:38:51,340 --> 01:38:52,341
you know. I Googled it,

2302
01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:53,706
"Staying together
after the affair_"

2303
01:38:53,860 --> 01:38:56,147
And a lot of couples,
I mean, a lot stay together.

2304
01:38:56,900 --> 01:38:58,390
And anyway, there is
something to be said

2305
01:38:58,540 --> 01:38:59,541
about moving through it

2306
01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:02,863
and focusing on us
and not on the affair.

2307
01:39:03,020 --> 01:39:05,068
I don't wanna give up on him.

2308
01:39:06,020 --> 01:39:08,830
(CRYING) I know him,
and I know he knows better.

2309
01:39:10,140 --> 01:39:12,347
But I am only human,

2310
01:39:12,900 --> 01:39:15,062
and I am so mad at him.

2311
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:18,581
You know, so much has
happened to us so fast.

2312
01:39:18,740 --> 01:39:22,267
I think part of me
was even expecting this.

2313
01:39:22,420 --> 01:39:24,229
Like, you know, he was
the more successful one

2314
01:39:24,380 --> 01:39:25,381
when we started out.

2315
01:39:25,540 --> 01:39:26,701
No, I didn't know that.

2316
01:39:26,860 --> 01:39:28,703
Yeah, he was.
He was a rising star.

2317
01:39:28,860 --> 01:39:30,589
And he bowed out
so that I could do this.

2318
01:39:30,740 --> 01:39:32,344
He was amazing.

2319
01:39:33,100 --> 01:39:34,943
It was all his idea.

2320
01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:37,265
I'm sure that's why
I'm even considering

2321
01:39:37,420 --> 01:39:38,546
this whole CEO thing,

2322
01:39:38,700 --> 01:39:42,227
thinking maybe
someone else coming in

2323
01:39:42,380 --> 01:39:43,791
will help me get
my life back on track.

2324
01:39:43,940 --> 01:39:46,102
Okay, that's it. I hate
to be the feminist here,

2325
01:39:46,260 --> 01:39:47,261
between the two of us,

2326
01:39:47,420 --> 01:39:49,104
but you should be able
to have a huge career

2327
01:39:49,260 --> 01:39:51,262
and be who you are
without having to accept that

2328
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:53,787
your husband is having an
affair as some kinda payback.

2329
01:39:54,100 --> 01:39:56,102
- Right on.
- I mean it.

2330
01:39:56,540 --> 01:39:59,464
Me, too.
But such is life, my friend.

2331
01:39:59,620 --> 01:40:00,951
No, it isn't. Not always.

2332
01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:02,864
And I'm not so sure
I'd be so forgiving.

2333
01:40:03,020 --> 01:40:04,021
I am not so forgiving.

2334
01:40:04,220 --> 01:40:06,302
I'm saying that I could
potentially be forgiving.

2335
01:40:06,460 --> 01:40:08,781
But don't think that I don't
feel what's going on here.

2336
01:40:08,940 --> 01:40:10,226
It's crushing.

2337
01:40:11,460 --> 01:40:13,542
And when I think of Paige...

2338
01:40:13,700 --> 01:40:14,861
Oh, don't. Oh...

2339
01:40:15,460 --> 01:40:19,624
Also, if we got divorced,
he'd remarry

2340
01:40:19,780 --> 01:40:22,545
Maybe not to this girl,
but someone.

2341
01:40:25,140 --> 01:40:27,302
And we both know I'm not easy.

2342
01:40:28,940 --> 01:40:30,465
So I could be,
like, single forever,

2343
01:40:30,660 --> 01:40:32,389
which means that...

2344
01:40:32,580 --> 01:40:35,424
Forgive me, but this
does keep me up

2345
01:40:35,620 --> 01:40:36,951
in the middle of the night.

2346
01:40:37,100 --> 01:40:38,147
(GROANS)

2347
01:40:38,620 --> 01:40:39,667
What?

2348
01:40:40,060 --> 01:40:42,108
That I don't wanna be
buried alone.

2349
01:40:42,820 --> 01:40:43,821
Paige'll be with her husband,

2350
01:40:43,980 --> 01:40:45,345
and Matt'll be
with his new family,

2351
01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:46,831
and I will be buried
with strangers.

2352
01:40:46,980 --> 01:40:48,789
I will buried in the
strangers singles section

2353
01:40:48,940 --> 01:40:50,829
of the cemetery. (SOBBING)

2354
01:40:51,980 --> 01:40:54,267
Not that, that is a reason
to stay together.

2355
01:40:54,420 --> 01:40:57,469
But it's just,
you know, a scary sidebar.

2356
01:40:57,620 --> 01:41:00,464
Let's take that one
off your plate right now.

2357
01:41:00,620 --> 01:41:02,270
You can be buried
with me and Molly.

2358
01:41:02,420 --> 01:41:03,865
I happen to have space, okay?

2359
01:41:04,620 --> 01:41:05,667
Oh.

2360
01:41:07,180 --> 01:41:09,660
Thank you so much. That is...

2361
01:41:11,020 --> 01:41:13,022
And to think I didn't
even wanna hire you.

2362
01:41:13,980 --> 01:41:15,186
The one time
I don't have my hanky.

2363
01:41:15,340 --> 01:41:16,341
(JULES CHUCKLES)

2364
01:41:16,820 --> 01:41:17,867
(sNIFFLEs)

2365
01:41:22,540 --> 01:41:23,951
You wanna

2366
01:41:25,940 --> 01:41:27,510
watch TV?

2367
01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:29,541
Just for a few minutes?

2368
01:41:30,180 --> 01:41:31,830
Yeah, sure, I would.

2369
01:41:36,060 --> 01:41:37,471
FEMALE REPORTER: Even though
the planned merger has...

2370
01:41:37,620 --> 01:41:39,304
(PEOPLE LAUGHING ON TV)

2371
01:41:40,060 --> 01:41:44,224
(SINGING)
You were meant for me

2372
01:41:47,340 --> 01:41:52,062
And I was meant for you

2373
01:41:55,380 --> 01:42:01,911
Nature patterned you,
and when she was done

2374
01:42:03,660 --> 01:42:07,870
You were all the sweet things

2375
01:42:08,020 --> 01:42:11,422
Rolled up in one

2376
01:42:11,580 --> 01:42:18,509
You're like a plaintive melody

2377
01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:28,104
That never lets me free

2378
01:42:29,860 --> 01:42:33,581
For I'm content

2379
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:38,422
The angels must have sent you

2380
01:42:38,620 --> 01:42:44,946
And they meant you just for me

2381
01:42:51,020 --> 01:42:52,863
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

2382
01:43:26,420 --> 01:43:27,467
J U LES: Airport, please.

2383
01:43:40,140 --> 01:43:41,824
So did we like him?

2384
01:43:42,660 --> 01:43:44,662
He said all the right things.

2385
01:43:44,820 --> 01:43:48,029
He said that no one knows
About The Fit like me.

2386
01:43:48,340 --> 01:43:51,867
That he doesn't wanna remove
the soul of the company.

2387
01:43:52,180 --> 01:43:54,342
He said that
he doesn't have a plan.

2388
01:43:54,500 --> 01:43:57,026
He wants to watch us
and see what works.

2389
01:43:57,180 --> 01:44:01,310
He was polite and respectful
and super smart.

2390
01:44:02,700 --> 01:44:03,861
And I hired him.

2391
01:44:05,980 --> 01:44:07,027
Seriously?

2392
01:44:07,340 --> 01:44:08,466
Yeah.

2393
01:44:08,860 --> 01:44:09,941
You did it right in the room?

2394
01:44:10,340 --> 01:44:12,547
He told me to sleep on it
and that we'd talk tomorrow,

2395
01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:15,351
but I said the job was his.

2396
01:44:16,220 --> 01:44:17,631
We shook hands on it.

2397
01:44:19,020 --> 01:44:23,230
You know, if we disagree,
he's the tiebreaker?

2398
01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:25,705
Of course. He's the CEO.

2399
01:44:26,300 --> 01:44:28,189
Yeah. Duh.

2400
01:44:34,460 --> 01:44:35,871
(OPENS vvlNDo\/v)

2401
01:44:44,980 --> 01:44:45,981
Hi.

2402
01:44:46,540 --> 01:44:47,985
Hey!

2403
01:44:52,900 --> 01:44:53,901
You smell minty.

2404
01:44:54,060 --> 01:44:55,744
I just made mint tea.

2405
01:44:56,340 --> 01:44:58,263
- Ah.
- So...

2406
01:44:58,980 --> 01:45:00,744
Yes? No?

2407
01:45:02,580 --> 01:45:03,741
I did it.

2408
01:45:03,900 --> 01:45:06,426
I liked him. A IOL And, uh,

2409
01:45:07,020 --> 01:45:08,260
I offered him the job.

2410
01:45:08,660 --> 01:45:10,230
Wow. Really?

2411
01:45:10,740 --> 01:45:11,741
Yeah.

2412
01:45:12,660 --> 01:45:13,900
And you're okay with it?

2413
01:45:15,580 --> 01:45:17,264
Yeah.

2414
01:45:17,420 --> 01:45:19,229
I think it'll be good for us.

2415
01:45:25,620 --> 01:45:27,110
(CLEARS THROAT)

2416
01:45:27,260 --> 01:45:29,661
Do we have any,
like, real booze,

2417
01:45:29,820 --> 01:45:31,948
like vodka or something?

2418
01:45:32,100 --> 01:45:33,340
Yeah.

2419
01:45:43,620 --> 01:45:45,827
Did "good for us" mean

2420
01:45:46,300 --> 01:45:49,941
About The Fit or us?

2421
01:45:52,020 --> 01:45:53,624
You and me, us.

2422
01:45:56,820 --> 01:45:58,106
I figure
if someone else can call

2423
01:45:58,260 --> 01:46:00,945
some of the shots at work,
then maybe

2424
01:46:01,580 --> 01:46:04,311
we can get back to where
we were 18 months ago.

2425
01:46:05,780 --> 01:46:07,464
They say you can't put
a genie back in the bottle,

2426
01:46:07,660 --> 01:46:10,106
but we can try, right?

2427
01:46:36,060 --> 01:46:37,300
(slGHs)

2428
01:47:01,660 --> 01:47:03,185
(EXHALES)

2429
01:47:26,540 --> 01:47:27,541
Hey!

2430
01:47:27,740 --> 01:47:30,186
Hi. Wait, you live here?

2431
01:47:30,340 --> 01:47:32,911
Yeah, Ben's been putting me up
until I can find a place.

2432
01:47:33,060 --> 01:47:34,391
Oh, should I let him know
that you're here?

2433
01:47:34,940 --> 01:47:36,271
That's okay. I'll ring.

2434
01:47:36,460 --> 01:47:37,586
Okay.

2435
01:47:43,580 --> 01:47:44,581
Fiona?

2436
01:47:44,740 --> 01:47:47,266
Jules! Come on in.

2437
01:47:51,060 --> 01:47:52,789
I'm just on my way to work.

2438
01:47:53,580 --> 01:47:55,309
Ben's right in here.

2439
01:48:01,940 --> 01:48:03,590
I'll let you two talk.

2440
01:48:06,420 --> 01:48:07,546
- See ya.
- Mmm-hmm.

2441
01:48:08,060 --> 01:48:09,221
Hi.

2442
01:48:09,780 --> 01:48:11,066
Wow.

2443
01:48:11,220 --> 01:48:13,063
You and Fiona, huh? Who knew.

2444
01:48:13,300 --> 01:48:14,950
She's a great gal.

2445
01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:17,910
She surprised me last night.
She brought over dinner.

2446
01:48:18,620 --> 01:48:19,951
It's brand-new.

2447
01:48:21,060 --> 01:48:22,983
Congratulations. I love her.

2448
01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:24,741
Yeah.

2449
01:48:30,580 --> 01:48:31,945
So I was ready
kinda early this morning,

2450
01:48:32,140 --> 01:48:33,346
since about 4:00.

2451
01:48:33,500 --> 01:48:35,787
And Matt and Paige left
an hour ago for afield trip,

2452
01:48:35,980 --> 01:48:37,630
so I thought I'd come by.
I hope that's okay.

2453
01:48:37,780 --> 01:48:39,145
Yeah.

2454
01:48:40,340 --> 01:48:41,341
(CLEARS THROAT)

2455
01:48:41,820 --> 01:48:43,822
I just wanted to say

2456
01:48:45,260 --> 01:48:46,944
I slept on it.

2457
01:48:47,300 --> 01:48:49,428
I haven't called
Townsend yet, but

2458
01:48:50,820 --> 01:48:52,982
I still feel like
it's the right thing to do.

2459
01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:57,106
Well...

2460
01:48:58,820 --> 01:49:00,822
I didn't sleep so well myself.

2461
01:49:01,540 --> 01:49:02,666
Over this?

2462
01:49:02,820 --> 01:49:04,868
You remember the day
I drove you to the warehouse?

2463
01:49:05,020 --> 01:49:06,829
You were giving me the
wrong directions and all that?

2464
01:49:06,980 --> 01:49:08,106
Yeah. I remember.

2465
01:49:08,460 --> 01:49:09,507
Yeah.

2466
01:49:09,660 --> 01:49:10,991
Okay, well,
I stood in the back,

2467
01:49:11,180 --> 01:49:12,306
and I watched you
show the workers

2468
01:49:12,460 --> 01:49:15,191
how to fold and box
the clothes.

2469
01:49:15,340 --> 01:49:18,025
I knew then that was
why ATF was a success.

2470
01:49:18,180 --> 01:49:19,227
No one else is ever gonna have

2471
01:49:19,380 --> 01:49:22,509
that kind of commitment
to your company, Jules.

2472
01:49:23,540 --> 01:49:25,144
To me, it's pretty simple.

2473
01:49:25,300 --> 01:49:26,461
About The Fit needs you,

2474
01:49:26,620 --> 01:49:27,826
and if you don't
mind me saying,

2475
01:49:27,980 --> 01:49:28,981
you need it.

2476
01:49:29,460 --> 01:49:31,349
Someone may come in with
more experience than you,

2477
01:49:31,500 --> 01:49:33,343
but they're never gonna know
what you know.

2478
01:49:34,700 --> 01:49:36,828
I never had anything
like this in my life.

2479
01:49:36,980 --> 01:49:38,709
Not many people do.

2480
01:49:38,860 --> 01:49:40,021
This big, beautiful,

2481
01:49:40,180 --> 01:49:42,182
exciting thing
that you created.

2482
01:49:42,660 --> 01:49:44,867
It's a dream, isn't it?

2483
01:49:45,020 --> 01:49:46,021
And you're gonna give that up

2484
01:49:46,180 --> 01:49:49,866
in the hopes that your husband
will stop having an affair?

2485
01:49:50,020 --> 01:49:52,500
I don't see how that adds up.

2486
01:49:52,660 --> 01:49:53,866
You should feel
nothing but great

2487
01:49:54,020 --> 01:49:55,704
about what you've done.

2488
01:49:55,860 --> 01:49:57,225
And I'd hate to see you
Ietanyone

2489
01:49:57,380 --> 01:49:58,825
take that away from you.

2490
01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:06,386
I guess you came over here

2491
01:50:06,540 --> 01:50:07,951
because you wanted
to hear some of this.

2492
01:50:09,380 --> 01:50:10,541
Yes.

2493
01:50:10,740 --> 01:50:12,868
And maybe also
because you're my...

2494
01:50:13,380 --> 01:50:14,381
Intern.

2495
01:50:16,220 --> 01:50:19,702
Well, I was gonna say
intern/best friend.

2496
01:50:22,780 --> 01:50:24,464
But there's no need to get
all sentimental about it,

2497
01:50:24,620 --> 01:50:25,746
eventhough
we could potentially

2498
01:50:25,900 --> 01:50:27,584
be buried together.

2499
01:50:27,740 --> 01:50:28,946
Can't get closer than that.

2500
01:50:29,260 --> 01:50:30,386
(LAUGHS)

2501
01:50:32,900 --> 01:50:33,901
It's moments like this

2502
01:50:34,060 --> 01:50:36,267
when you need someone
you know you can count on.

2503
01:50:36,420 --> 01:50:37,421
So thank you.

2504
01:50:41,100 --> 01:50:43,068
I like your house
so much, by the way.

2505
01:50:43,740 --> 01:50:44,946
Thanks.

2506
01:50:50,100 --> 01:50:51,261
So...

2507
01:51:06,260 --> 01:51:07,261
Shall we?

2508
01:51:08,660 --> 01:51:09,661
Okay.

2509
01:51:10,620 --> 01:51:12,065
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

2510
01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:17,908
Welcome back, you two.

2511
01:51:18,100 --> 01:51:19,829
Jules, I have something cool
to show you.

2512
01:51:20,020 --> 01:51:21,465
Do you remember taking
a customer service call

2513
01:51:21,620 --> 01:51:23,304
about a bride whose
bridesmaids' dresses

2514
01:51:23,460 --> 01:51:24,507
showed up in gray,

2515
01:51:24,660 --> 01:51:25,741
and we had the vendor
remake them overnight

2516
01:51:25,940 --> 01:51:26,941
and put them on a plane?

2517
01:51:27,100 --> 01:51:28,864
Yeah. Yeah. Rachel.

2518
01:51:29,780 --> 01:51:31,020
- Check this out.
- (GASPS)

2519
01:51:32,620 --> 01:51:34,349
JULES: The silk chiffon
Antoinette dress.

2520
01:51:34,500 --> 01:51:36,184
They look beautiful.

2521
01:51:37,260 --> 01:51:40,264
Oh, and these just arrived
from Mark Townsend.

2522
01:51:42,500 --> 01:51:43,945
- Here.
- Thanks.

2523
01:51:54,140 --> 01:51:56,381
Becky? Give me
Townsend's number, will you?

2524
01:51:56,540 --> 01:51:57,541
BECKY: Okay.

2525
01:51:59,300 --> 01:52:00,301
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

2526
01:52:00,460 --> 01:52:01,700
This is Jules.

2527
01:52:01,860 --> 01:52:03,510
Hey, Alonzo, what's up?

2528
01:52:04,060 --> 01:52:07,030
Uh-huh. Okay.
Do we need that many?

2529
01:52:14,020 --> 01:52:15,510
MATT: I hope I'm not too late.

2530
01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:18,506
Don't do this for me, Jules.
Please?

2531
01:52:18,700 --> 01:52:20,509
Just do what
feels right for you.

2532
01:52:21,540 --> 01:52:22,985
Oh, my God.

2533
01:52:25,900 --> 01:52:28,187
I wanna continue
running my company, Matt.

2534
01:52:28,380 --> 01:52:29,381
You gotta know that.

2535
01:52:29,900 --> 01:52:32,506
Then do it. I don't
want you to be unhappy.

2536
01:52:33,060 --> 01:52:34,903
I'm already unhappy.

2537
01:52:37,700 --> 01:52:39,031
I need to tell you something.

2538
01:52:39,540 --> 01:52:40,701
I know.

2539
01:52:42,060 --> 01:52:43,869
Just tell me,
is it almost over?

2540
01:52:44,340 --> 01:52:45,865
(VOICE BREAKING) I don't know
how much longer I can...

2541
01:52:46,060 --> 01:52:47,425
No, it's over.

2542
01:52:49,180 --> 01:52:53,185
I can't tell you how sorry
and ashamed I am.

2543
01:52:54,220 --> 01:52:55,551
I thought I could do it.

2544
01:52:56,220 --> 01:52:57,221
I thought I could be the guy

2545
01:52:57,380 --> 01:53:00,429
that I told you
I was going to be.

2546
01:53:00,620 --> 01:53:03,908
And then
somewhere along the way...

2547
01:53:06,060 --> 01:53:07,585
I thought I was losing you.

2548
01:53:10,060 --> 01:53:11,869
But it was actually me.

2549
01:53:13,420 --> 01:53:14,751
I got lost.

2550
01:53:15,580 --> 01:53:17,025
It's a confusing
world out there,

2551
01:53:17,220 --> 01:53:20,064
and who I am got messed up
for a minute.

2552
01:53:21,140 --> 01:53:22,585
And now I'm watching you

2553
01:53:22,740 --> 01:53:25,311
ready to give
all this up for me.

2554
01:53:26,100 --> 01:53:28,421
I will not let that happen.

2555
01:53:29,540 --> 01:53:31,463
I love you,

2556
01:53:31,620 --> 01:53:34,100
and I will do so much better
if you'll let me.

2557
01:53:35,140 --> 01:53:36,824
(CRYING)

2558
01:53:40,140 --> 01:53:41,790
Please, Jules.

2559
01:53:42,780 --> 01:53:45,306
Let me make it right again.

2560
01:53:55,340 --> 01:53:57,149
You know what would be good?

2561
01:53:58,980 --> 01:54:00,664
If you carried a handkerchief.

2562
01:54:15,740 --> 01:54:18,107
Have you called Townsend yet?

2563
01:54:18,260 --> 01:54:19,261
Because if I've
ever met anyone

2564
01:54:19,420 --> 01:54:20,421
who doesn't need a boss

2565
01:54:21,420 --> 01:54:23,024
that was you.

2566
01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:25,301
I was just about to call him

2567
01:54:25,460 --> 01:54:27,349
and tell him
I changed my mind.

2568
01:54:28,940 --> 01:54:30,988
I mean, we're good here.

2569
01:54:31,140 --> 01:54:32,665
We're gonna make it.

2570
01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:34,706
I'm gonna make sure
we make it.

2571
01:54:34,860 --> 01:54:36,146
Good.

2572
01:54:39,620 --> 01:54:40,621
Oh.

2573
01:54:45,660 --> 01:54:46,946
(EXHALES)

2574
01:54:59,380 --> 01:55:02,031
Becky, where's Ben?

2575
01:55:02,180 --> 01:55:05,184
I'm not sure. He said
he was taking the day off.

2576
01:55:08,140 --> 01:55:09,141
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

2577
01:55:09,860 --> 01:55:10,861
(SOFTLY) Fiona.

2578
01:55:12,660 --> 01:55:13,741
Do you know where Ben is?

2579
01:55:38,420 --> 01:55:39,421
Hi.

2580
01:55:42,860 --> 01:55:44,225
Okay.

2581
01:55:46,860 --> 01:55:49,386
- I'm so sorry to interrupt.
- That's okay. Here.

2582
01:55:50,940 --> 01:55:53,227
Extend your left arm, Jules.

2583
01:55:54,220 --> 01:55:55,745
- Left knee up.
- Mmm-hmm.

2584
01:55:56,580 --> 01:55:59,584
Breathe and relax
for inner balance.

2585
01:56:00,460 --> 01:56:02,906
- Am I doing it right?
- Almost.

2586
01:56:03,060 --> 01:56:04,061
Got something good
to tell you.

2587
01:56:04,780 --> 01:56:07,260
Great. Tell me
when we're done.

2588
01:56:10,380 --> 01:56:12,223
Breathe deeply, Jules.

2589
01:56:16,780 --> 01:56:18,066
(EXHALES DEEPLY)

2590
01:56:18,220 --> 01:56:19,267
That's it, out there.

2591
01:56:20,260 --> 01:56:21,421
This up.