1 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:21,485 ♪ 2 00:01:10,732 --> 00:01:14,076 Ben: FREUD SAID, "LOVE AND WORK. WORK AND LOVE. 3 00:01:14,076 --> 00:01:15,880 THAT’S ALL THERE IS." 4 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,839 \hWELL, I’M RETIRED, AND MY WIFE IS DEAD. 5 00:01:18,839 --> 00:01:23,052 \h\hAS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THAT’S GIVEN ME SOME TIME ON MY HANDS. 6 00:01:23,052 --> 00:01:24,988 \h\h\h\hMY WIFE’S BEEN GONE FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS. 7 00:01:24,988 --> 00:01:27,221 I MISS HER IN EVERY WAY. \h\h\h\h\hAND RETIREMENT? 8 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:30,356 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT IS AN ONGOING, RELENTLESS EFFORT IN CREATIVITY. 9 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:33,062 \h\h\h\h\h\hAT FIRST, I ADMIT I ENJOYED THE NOVELTY OF IT. 10 00:01:33,062 --> 00:01:34,855 \h\hSORT OF FELT LIKE I WAS PLAYING HOOKY. 11 00:01:34,855 --> 00:01:38,496 I USED ALL THE MILES I’D SAVED \h\h\h\hAND TRAVELED THE GLOBE. 12 00:01:38,496 --> 00:01:41,037 THE PROBLEM WAS, NO MATTER WHERE I WENT, AS SOON AS I GOT HOME, 13 00:01:41,037 --> 00:01:43,699 \h\h\hTHE NOWHERE-TO-BE THING HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS. 14 00:01:43,699 --> 00:01:46,911 I REALIZED THE KEY TO THIS WHOLE DEAL WAS TO KEEP MOVING. 15 00:01:46,911 --> 00:01:49,606 GET UP, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, \h\h\h\h\h\hAND GO SOMEWHERE. 16 00:01:49,606 --> 00:01:51,839 ANYWHERE. 17 00:01:51,839 --> 00:01:54,919 \h\h\h\h\hCOME RAIN OR SHINE, I’M AT MY STARBUCKS BY 7:15. 18 00:01:56,052 --> 00:01:57,955 \h\h\h\h\hEXCUSE ME, MIND IF WE JOIN YOU? 19 00:01:57,955 --> 00:01:59,715 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-NO. -HEY. HOW ARE YOU? 20 00:01:59,715 --> 00:02:03,257 CAN’T EXPLAIN IT, BUT IT MAKES \h\hME FEEL PART OF SOMETHING. 21 00:02:03,257 --> 00:02:05,094 \h\hTHESE GUYS TODAY, THEY’RE NOT NUMBERS GUYS. 22 00:02:05,094 --> 00:02:06,425 DON’T TALK FIGURES \h\h\h\hWITH THEM. 23 00:02:06,425 --> 00:02:07,888 \h\h\hHOW DO I SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS? 24 00:02:07,888 --> 00:02:11,595 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU NAME IT. GOLF, BOOKS, MOVIES, PINOCHLE. 25 00:02:11,595 --> 00:02:13,135 TRIED YOGA, LEARNED TO COOK, 26 00:02:13,135 --> 00:02:15,566 \h\h\hBOUGHT SOME PLANTS, TOOK CLASSES IN MANDARIN. 27 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:18,272 \h\h\h\h\h\hXIANG XIN WO, WO SHEN ME DOU SHIGUO LE. 28 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:21,044 TRANSLATION -- "BELIEVE ME, \h\hI’VE TRIED EVERYTHING." 29 00:02:21,044 --> 00:02:25,180 \hAND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE ARE THE FUNERALS. 30 00:02:28,117 --> 00:02:31,483 \h\h\h\hSO MANY MORE THAN I COULD IMAGINE. 31 00:02:31,483 --> 00:02:33,716 THE ONLY TRAVELING I DO \h\h\h\h\h\hTHESE DAYS 32 00:02:33,716 --> 00:02:37,258 \h\h\h\h\h\hIS OUT TO SAN DIEGO TO VISIT MY SON AND HIS FAMILY. 33 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:39,920 \h\h\h\hTHEY’RE GREAT. I LOVE THEM TO PIECES. 34 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,098 BUT TO BE HONEST, I THINK I PROBABLY RELIED ON THEM 35 00:02:42,098 --> 00:02:44,001 WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD. 36 00:02:44,001 --> 00:02:46,564 \h\h\h\hDON’T GET ME WRONG, I’M NOT AN UNHAPPY PERSON. 37 00:02:46,564 --> 00:02:48,434 QUITE THE CONTRARY. 38 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:53,010 \hI JUST KNOW THERE’S A HOLE IN MY LIFE, AND I NEED TO FILL IT. 39 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:54,979 SOON. 40 00:02:54,979 --> 00:02:57,014 [ HORN HONKS ] 41 00:02:57,014 --> 00:02:59,016 \h\hWHICH BRINGS ME TO TODAY WHEN I WAS LEAVING THE MARKET 42 00:02:59,016 --> 00:03:02,613 \h\h\h\hAND CAUGHT YOUR FLYER OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE. 43 00:03:02,613 --> 00:03:04,186 HMM. 44 00:03:06,617 --> 00:03:08,256 "SENIORS, BE AN INTERN." 45 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,159 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBEN, I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. 46 00:03:10,159 --> 00:03:11,160 HI. 47 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,095 HEY. 48 00:03:12,095 --> 00:03:13,855 WHAT’D YOU FIND? 49 00:03:13,855 --> 00:03:16,693 \h\h\h\h\hI THINK AN INTERNET PLACE IS LOOKING FOR SENIOR INTERNS. 50 00:03:16,693 --> 00:03:18,662 -AM I READING THIS RIGHT? \h\h\h\h\h\h-LET ME SEE. 51 00:03:18,662 --> 00:03:21,929 \h"APPLICANTS MUST BE OVER 65 YEARS OF AGE... 52 00:03:21,929 --> 00:03:25,306 HAVE ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS, A GENUINE INTEREST IN E-COMMERCE," 53 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:26,637 WHATEVER THAT IS... 54 00:03:26,637 --> 00:03:28,639 "...AND A ROLL-UP-YOUR-SLEEVES ATTITUDE." 55 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,477 AboutTheFit.com, ISN’T THAT \h\h\h\h\hTHE OUTFIT THAT WAS... 56 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:32,940 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 57 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:35,151 THEY BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE OLD FACTORIES IN RED HOOK. 58 00:03:35,151 --> 00:03:37,714 MY DAUGHTER SAYS THEY SELL CLOTHES ON THE INTERNET. 59 00:03:37,714 --> 00:03:39,881 HOW THAT WORKS, I HAVE NO IDEA. 60 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:42,356 \h\h\h\h\hWELL, YOU HAVE TO UPLOAD THE APPLICATION. 61 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,457 THAT COULD BE CHALLENGING. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLISTEN TO THIS -- 62 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:46,624 \h\h\h\h"COVER LETTERS ARE SO OLD-FASHIONED. 63 00:03:46,624 --> 00:03:49,132 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHOW US WHO YOU ARE WITH A COVER-LETTER VIDEO. 64 00:03:49,132 --> 00:03:52,465 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hUPLOAD YOUR VIDEO TO YouTube OR VIMEO USING 65 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:56,370 \h\h.MOV, .AVI, OR A .MPG FILE. 66 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,471 WE LOOK FORWARD TO \h\h\hMEETING YOU." 67 00:03:58,471 --> 00:03:59,967 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, I GUESS THAT’S MEETING ME. 68 00:03:59,967 --> 00:04:03,146 I SWEAR I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE THAT WAS. 69 00:04:03,146 --> 00:04:05,346 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT, BEN? 70 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:07,579 -A FROZEN LASAGNA? \h\h\h\h\h-WELL... 71 00:04:07,579 --> 00:04:10,747 I COULD MAKE A LITTLE SALAD, TURN IT INTO A DINNER FOR TWO, 72 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:13,915 LIKE WE DID THAT TIME AND NEVER DID AGAIN. 73 00:04:13,915 --> 00:04:15,917 \h\hYOU KNOW THAT WAS OVER FIVE MONTHS AGO? 74 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:18,524 OH, YEAH. NO, NO, WE GOT TO \h\h\hDO THAT AGAIN, FOR SURE, 75 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:20,526 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT OKAY IF WE TAKE A RAIN CHECK? 76 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:22,165 YOU’RE AWFUL CUTE, \h\hYOU KNOW THAT? 77 00:04:22,165 --> 00:04:24,200 \h\h\h\h\h\h-NO, I DIDN’T. -WELL, IT’S TRUE, YOU ARE. 78 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,828 SO I’LL SEE YOU. 79 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,173 DON’T TAKE TOO LONG, DOLL. 80 00:04:30,173 --> 00:04:32,208 \h\h\h\h\hYOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. 81 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:35,211 -I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-ALL RIGHT. 82 00:04:35,211 --> 00:04:37,312 [ CLOCK TICKING ] 83 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,928 SO HERE I AM, APPLYING TO BE \h\h\h\h\hONE OF YOUR INTERNS 84 00:04:59,928 --> 00:05:01,699 \h\h\h\hBECAUSE THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS IDEA, 85 00:05:01,699 --> 00:05:03,701 THE MORE TREMENDOUS \h\hI THINK IT IS. 86 00:05:03,701 --> 00:05:06,308 \hI LOVE THE IDEA OF HAVING A PLACE I CAN GO EVERY DAY. 87 00:05:06,308 --> 00:05:08,376 I WANT THE CONNECTION, \h\h\h\hTHE EXCITEMENT. 88 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,740 I WANT TO BE CHALLENGED, 89 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:12,215 AND I GUESS I MIGHT EVEN \h\h\hWANT TO BE NEEDED. 90 00:05:12,215 --> 00:05:14,481 \h\hTHE TECH STUFF MIGHT TAKE A BIT TO FIGURE OUT. 91 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,153 \h\h\h\h\hI HAD TO CALL MY 9-YEAR-OLD GRANDSON 92 00:05:16,153 --> 00:05:18,815 \h\h\h\hJUST TO FIND OUT WHAT A USB CONNECTOR WAS. 93 00:05:18,815 --> 00:05:20,751 BUT I’LL GET THERE. \h\hEAGER TO LEARN. 94 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:24,084 \hALSO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I’VE BEEN A COMPANY MAN ALL MY LIFE. 95 00:05:24,084 --> 00:05:27,230 I’M LOYAL, I’M TRUSTWORTHY, \hAND I’M GOOD IN A CRISIS. 96 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:28,924 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND I LOVE THAT YOU’RE RIGHT HERE IN BROOKLYN. 97 00:05:28,924 --> 00:05:30,827 I’VE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE, \h\h\h\h\h\hAND LATELY I FEEL 98 00:05:30,827 --> 00:05:32,631 I MAY NOT BE HIP ENOUGH \hTO LIVE IN BROOKLYN, 99 00:05:32,631 --> 00:05:34,963 SO THIS COULD HELP WITH THAT, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTOO. 100 00:05:34,963 --> 00:05:37,273 \h\h\h\h\hI READ ONCE, MUSICIANS DON’T RETIRE. 101 00:05:37,273 --> 00:05:39,572 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEY STOP WHEN THERE’S NO MORE MUSIC IN THEM. 102 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:43,741 WELL, I STILL HAVE MUSIC IN ME, ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE ABOUT THAT. 103 00:05:43,741 --> 00:05:45,842 [ KENDRICK LAMAR’S "I" PLAYS ] 104 00:05:47,613 --> 00:05:49,252 ♪ THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ♪ 105 00:05:49,252 --> 00:05:50,418 ♪ THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ♪ 106 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,288 ♪ THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ♪ 107 00:05:52,288 --> 00:05:53,586 ♪ AS I LOOK AROUND ME ♪ 108 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,324 \h♪ SO MANY, MANY WANT TO DOWN ME ♪ 109 00:05:55,324 --> 00:05:57,084 ♪ BUT AIN’T NO... NEVER DROWN ME ♪ 110 00:05:57,084 --> 00:05:58,756 \h\h\h\h♪ IN FRONT OF A DIRTY DOUBLE-MIRROR THEY FOUND ME ♪ 111 00:05:58,756 --> 00:06:00,527 ♪ AND I LOVE MYSELF ♪ 112 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,958 \h\h\h♪ THE WORLD IS A GHETTO WITH GUNS AND PICKET SIGNS ♪ 113 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:04,696 ♪ I LOVE MYSELF ♪ 114 00:06:04,696 --> 00:06:06,269 ♪ BUT THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT WHENEVER THEY WANT ♪ 115 00:06:06,269 --> 00:06:08,172 ♪ I DON’T MIND ♪ ♪ I LOVE MYSELF ♪ 116 00:06:08,172 --> 00:06:09,338 ♪ HE SAID I GOT TO GET UP ♪ 117 00:06:09,338 --> 00:06:10,636 ♪ LIFE IS MORE THAN SUICIDE ♪ 118 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:12,308 ♪ I LOVE MYSELF ♪ 119 00:06:12,308 --> 00:06:13,705 ♪ ONE DAY AT A TIME ♪ 120 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:15,542 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGOOD NEWS, I FOUND A SIZE EIGHT IN NAVY. 121 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,479 NO, YOU ARE RIGHT. THAT PACKAGE SHOULD HAVE ARRIVED BY NOW. 122 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,942 \h\h\h\h\h\hLET ME TRACK THAT FOR YOU. 123 00:06:19,942 --> 00:06:21,878 YEP, THESE PANTS ARE AWESOME \h\h\h\h\h\hIF YOU HAVE HIPS. 124 00:06:21,878 --> 00:06:23,286 SUPER SLIMMING. 125 00:06:23,286 --> 00:06:25,453 \h\hOKAY, LET ME JUST REVIEW THIS WITH YOU -- 126 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,356 YOU HAVE SIX BRIDESMAIDS. \h\h\h\h\hYOU ORDERED SIX 127 00:06:27,356 --> 00:06:29,325 \h\h\h\hOF THE SILK CHIFFON ANTOINETTE DRESSES IN PINK. 128 00:06:29,325 --> 00:06:31,019 \h\h\hTHE WEDDING IS IN THREE DAYS, 129 00:06:31,019 --> 00:06:34,858 AND THE DRESSES JUST ARRIVED \h\h\h\hALL IN CHARCOAL GRAY. 130 00:06:34,858 --> 00:06:38,565 \h\h\hWHICH WE DON’T EVEN SELL, SO THAT IS A BIT OF A MYSTERY. 131 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,501 \h\h\h\h\hOKAY, HERE’S WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS. 132 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:42,734 I AM GONNA CALL THE VENDOR AND HAVE THIS FIXED TODAY. 133 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:45,341 \h\h\h\hI WILL PERSONALLY SEE THE DRESSES BEFORE THEY ARE FedExed. 134 00:06:45,341 --> 00:06:47,310 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND I PROMISE YOU THEY WILL BE AT YOUR FRONT DOOR 135 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:49,477 BY 9:00 A.M. FRIDAY, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY? 136 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,006 YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME GIVE YOU \h\h\hMY CELL, JUST IN CASE -- 137 00:06:51,006 --> 00:06:54,174 718-555-0199. 138 00:06:54,174 --> 00:06:56,220 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH \hFOR YOUR PATIENCE. 139 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:58,420 AND I AM GONNA REFUND YOU BACK \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hALL YOUR MONEY. 140 00:06:58,420 --> 00:06:59,520 IT’S THE-- 141 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,424 YES. N-- 142 00:07:02,424 --> 00:07:05,427 OKAY, HEY, YOU CHECK THIS ONE \h\h\h\hOFF YOUR LIST, OKAY? 143 00:07:05,427 --> 00:07:06,725 THIS IS DONE. 144 00:07:06,725 --> 00:07:09,893 \h\h\h\hAND, RACHEL, HAVE A GREAT WEDDING. 145 00:07:09,893 --> 00:07:11,829 \h\h\h\h\hOH, MY GOD, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 146 00:07:11,829 --> 00:07:13,160 Becky: JULES? 147 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,502 \h\h\hI KNOW, I KNOW, I’M LATE FOR SOMETHING. 148 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:15,866 YEAH, EVERYTHING. 149 00:07:15,866 --> 00:07:17,373 \hYOU SEE WHY I TAKE CUSTOMER-SERVICE CALLS? 150 00:07:17,373 --> 00:07:19,001 I MEAN, IT’S SO GOOD. YOU LEARN SO MUCH. 151 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:20,706 OKAY, WHAT’S UP? WHAT AM I DOING? 152 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:22,543 OKAY, CAMERON WAS WAITING FOR \hYOU BUT HAD ANOTHER MEETING. 153 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,512 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE SAID HE’LL BE BACK AT 2:00. 154 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:27,009 \h\hEVERYONE NEEDS YOU TO SIGN OFF \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hON TOMORROW’S HOMEPAGE. RIGHT. 155 00:07:27,009 --> 00:07:28,846 \h\hAND YOUR 11:00 IS IN THE BIG CONFERENCE ROOM. 156 00:07:28,846 --> 00:07:31,178 \hSO IS YOUR 11:10. FINANCE NEEDS YOU, 157 00:07:31,178 --> 00:07:32,685 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND I GUESS YOU E-MAILED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE 158 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:33,917 \h\hAT 4:00 A.M. ABOUT SOMETHING? 159 00:07:33,917 --> 00:07:35,622 \h\h\h\h\h\hOH, GOOD, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 160 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,591 I WANT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR FRIENDS TO SHOP TOGETHER ONLINE. 161 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,263 MAKE IT LESS OF AN ALONE THING. 162 00:07:39,263 --> 00:07:41,430 E-MAIL ME THAT IDEA, WILL YOU? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, I LIKE THAT. 163 00:07:41,430 --> 00:07:43,091 UM, IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO CALL YOUR MOM BACK? 164 00:07:43,091 --> 00:07:44,268 DUDE, I’M ON A BIKE. 165 00:07:44,268 --> 00:07:46,435 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 166 00:07:46,435 --> 00:07:47,931 COME ON. 167 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:50,703 OH. 168 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:53,277 OH, WHAT A MESS. THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE. 169 00:07:53,277 --> 00:07:55,070 DON’T -- DON’T -- DON’T PUT THAT... 170 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:57,138 [ SIGHS ] \h\h[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 171 00:07:57,138 --> 00:07:59,580 \h\h\h♪ BECAUSE YOU KNOW I’M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ 172 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,615 ♪ ’BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE ♪ 173 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:02,946 ♪ I’M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ 174 00:08:02,946 --> 00:08:04,552 -HELLO. \h-HI. 175 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,883 I’M BEN WHITTAKER. 176 00:08:05,883 --> 00:08:07,555 I RECEIVED AN E-MAIL ABOUT AN INTERVIEW 177 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,216 FOR THE SENIOR INTERN PROGRAM. 178 00:08:09,216 --> 00:08:10,558 \h\h\hHEY, BEN. HOW’S IT GOING? 179 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:12,120 IT’S GOING GOOD, REAL GOOD. THANK YOU. 180 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:13,825 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEXCELLENT. TAKE A SEAT AROUND THE CORNER, 181 00:08:13,825 --> 00:08:15,794 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND SOMEONE FROM TALENT ACQUISITION WILL COME GET YOU. 182 00:08:15,794 --> 00:08:18,093 THANK YOU. 183 00:08:18,093 --> 00:08:19,831 "TALENT ACQUISITION"? 184 00:08:19,831 --> 00:08:21,404 ♪ I’M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪ 185 00:08:21,404 --> 00:08:23,439 ♪ ’BOUT THAT BASS, NO TREBLE ♪ 186 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:28,169 ♪ I’M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS, \h\h\h\h\h’BOUT THAT BASS ♪ 187 00:08:28,169 --> 00:08:30,237 [ SONG ENDS ] 188 00:08:30,237 --> 00:08:31,645 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, YOU GUYS HAVE TO REMEMBER, 189 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,350 \h\h\h\h\h\hTHE HOMEPAGE HAS TO READ IN A GLANCE. 190 00:08:33,350 --> 00:08:35,176 \h\h\h\h\h\h-RIGHT. -ALSO, YOU HAVE TO GET BACK LIKE THIS 191 00:08:35,176 --> 00:08:37,651 \hIF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT LOOKS LIKE IF YOU’RE, LIKE, OVER 35. 192 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,181 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, SO I CAN’T READ ANYTHING, 193 00:08:40,181 --> 00:08:42,359 \h\h\h\h\h\hBUT IF I COULD, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SEE? 194 00:08:42,359 --> 00:08:44,922 "FIVE GIRLS, ONE SHIRT" OR "CHECK OUT THE FIT"? 195 00:08:44,922 --> 00:08:46,792 \h\h\hWELL, BOTH, BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT YOU TO SEE 196 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,926 IS THE SHIRT WORN BY FIVE DIFFERENT BODY TYPES. 197 00:08:48,926 --> 00:08:50,763 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, THEN YOU GOT TO MAKE ME SEE THAT. 198 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,996 TRY MAKING THE PHOTO GRID \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBIGGER. 199 00:08:52,996 --> 00:08:55,130 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI LOVE THAT FIVE. CAN WE MAKE IT MORE GRAPHIC? 200 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:56,472 YEAH, THAT’S COOL. 201 00:08:56,472 --> 00:08:58,540 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMAYBE HERO THE GIRL IN THE RED SHIRT. 202 00:08:58,540 --> 00:08:59,871 \h\h\h\h\h\h-JULES... -THAT IS A GREAT RED. 203 00:08:59,871 --> 00:09:01,543 \hIT IS GOING TO FLY OUT OF HERE. 204 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:03,974 I NEEDED YOU TO SIGN OFF ON THIS, LIKE, TWO HOURS AGO. 205 00:09:03,974 --> 00:09:05,514 \hI KNOW, I KNOW, BUT CAN YOU TRY? 206 00:09:05,514 --> 00:09:06,845 YEP. 207 00:09:06,845 --> 00:09:08,517 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMIA? TELL ME THAT THING AGAIN. 208 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:11,685 OH, 40% OF OUR VISITORS DON’T GO PAST THE HOMEPAGE. 209 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,654 WHICH ISN’T SO BAD. 210 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,051 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, BUT WE SHOULD FIX THAT. 211 00:09:15,051 --> 00:09:16,657 OKAY, HERE YOU GO. 212 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:17,823 I LOVE IT. 213 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:19,121 GREAT, AND IT’S UP. 214 00:09:19,121 --> 00:09:20,793 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY. THANKS, EVERYBODY. 215 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,499 \h-THANKS. -THANK YOU. 216 00:09:23,499 --> 00:09:25,864 Employee: LET’S GO OVER \h\hTHE PITCH FOR FRIDAY. 217 00:09:25,864 --> 00:09:27,701 OKAY, SO... 218 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:28,966 THE ANTOINETTE DRESS. 219 00:09:28,966 --> 00:09:30,572 MAJOR SCREW-UP BY THE VENDOR. 220 00:09:30,572 --> 00:09:32,970 THERE’S GONNA BE A COUPLE OF \h\h\h\h\h\hINTERVIEWS TODAY, BEN. 221 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:35,841 \h\hWE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE BOTH FIND THE RIGHT FIT. 222 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,810 \h\h\h\h\h\hBUSINESS AS USUAL IS NOT REALLY OUR MOTTO, 223 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,746 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO WE HOPE YOU HAVE SOME FUN HERE. 224 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,386 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE’RE \h\h\h\h\h\hHIRING SENIOR INTERNS, 225 00:09:42,386 --> 00:09:43,684 \h\h\h\h\hSO SOME OF OUR INTERN QUESTIONS 226 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,389 MAY NOT EXACTLY FIT \h\h\hYOUR PROFILE, 227 00:09:45,389 --> 00:09:47,314 BUT WE’RE GONNA GO FOR IT \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hANYWAY, OKAY? 228 00:09:47,314 --> 00:09:48,425 FIRE AWAY. 229 00:09:48,425 --> 00:09:49,525 OKAY, GOOD. 230 00:09:49,525 --> 00:09:50,922 WHERE’D YOU GO TO SCHOOL? 231 00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:52,319 I WENT TO NORTHWESTERN. 232 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:54,255 \h\h\h\hHEY, MY BROTHER WENT TO NORTHWESTERN. 233 00:09:54,255 --> 00:09:55,894 \h\hPROBABLY NOT AT THE SAME TIME. 234 00:09:55,894 --> 00:09:58,358 \h\h\h\h\hPROBABLY NOT. HE GRADUATED IN 2009. 235 00:09:58,358 --> 00:10:00,096 CLASS OF ’65. [ CHUCKLES ] 236 00:10:00,096 --> 00:10:02,098 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWOW, WHAT WAS YOUR MAJOR? 237 00:10:02,098 --> 00:10:03,836 DO YOU REMEMBER? 238 00:10:05,101 --> 00:10:08,071 AND AFTER NORTHWESTERN YOU WENT ON TO...? 239 00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:09,545 I WENT TO WORK \hFOR DEX ONE. 240 00:10:09,545 --> 00:10:12,174 OKAY, AND THEY MADE...? PHONEBOOKS. 241 00:10:12,174 --> 00:10:13,582 I WAS IN CHARGE OF \h\h\h\hOVERSEEING 242 00:10:13,582 --> 00:10:15,210 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE PRINTING OF THE PHYSICAL PHONEBOOK. 243 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:17,014 I DID THAT FOR OVER 20 YEARS, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND BEFORE THAT, 244 00:10:17,014 --> 00:10:18,950 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI WAS THEIR V.P. OF SALES AND ADVERTISING. 245 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:21,216 SO, DO THEY STILL MAKE PHONEBOOKS? 246 00:10:21,216 --> 00:10:23,559 I MEAN, DOESN’T EVERYONE JUST GOOGLE NUMBERS? 247 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:25,627 I BELIEVE THEY DO, BUT BEFORE GOOGLE THAT WAS HOW YOU GOT A NUMBER. 248 00:10:25,627 --> 00:10:27,629 \h\h\h\h\hOH, NO, NO. YEAH, I -- I GET IT. 249 00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:29,257 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO 40 YEARS AT THE PHONEBOOK COMPANY? 250 00:10:29,257 --> 00:10:31,292 THAT IS AMAZING, \h\h\hSERIOUSLY. 251 00:10:31,292 --> 00:10:32,898 OKAY, BENJAMIN. 252 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:34,966 NOW, I’M GONNA ASK YOU ONE OF OUR MORE TELLING QUESTIONS 253 00:10:34,966 --> 00:10:36,704 FOR ALL OF OUR INTERNS, SO I WANT YOU TO, LIKE, 254 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,299 \h\h\hTHIS IS THE ONE TO REALLY THINK ABOUT, OKAY? 255 00:10:38,299 --> 00:10:40,136 \h\h\h\h\h\hAND -- AND TAKE YOUR TIME. 256 00:10:40,136 --> 00:10:42,171 WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS? 257 00:10:43,645 --> 00:10:45,075 WHEN I’M 80? 258 00:10:45,075 --> 00:10:46,945 YEAH, SURE. 259 00:10:46,945 --> 00:10:47,946 YEAH, WHATEVER. 260 00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:49,717 UM... 261 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,653 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWAIT. DID NOT REALIZE YOU WERE 70. 262 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:54,282 THAT’S, UH -- THAT QUESTION JUST DOESN’T WORK FOR YOU, DOES IT? 263 00:10:54,282 --> 00:10:56,152 SHOULD WE JUST SCRATCH THAT ONE AND JUST MOVE ON? 264 00:10:56,152 --> 00:10:58,495 -IT’S YOUR CALL, JUSTIN. \h-OKAY, THAT ONE’S GONE. 265 00:10:58,495 --> 00:10:59,991 YOU LOOK GREAT, BY THE WAY. SO GREAT. 266 00:10:59,991 --> 00:11:01,960 AND YOU’RE CLEARLY MORE THAN QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB. 267 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,324 YOU’RE ACTUALLY, LIKE, WAY OVERQUALIFIED, 268 00:11:03,324 --> 00:11:04,567 AND WE WERE SO IMPRESSED. 269 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:06,569 YOU HAD GREAT INTERVIEWS, GREAT VIDEO. 270 00:11:06,569 --> 00:11:08,505 YOU NAILED IT, BEN. \h\h\h\h\hCONGRATS. 271 00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:09,968 YOU’RE AN INTERN. 272 00:11:09,968 --> 00:11:11,332 -HEY. -HI. 273 00:11:11,332 --> 00:11:12,806 I NEED YOU FOR TWO MINUTES, UNINTERRUPTED. 274 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,170 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-OKAY. -REMEMBER A FEW WEEKS AGO, 275 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,776 \h\h\hWE TALKED ABOUT THE SENIOR INTERN PROGRAM? 276 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,481 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-NO. -REALLY? WE HAD A -- 277 00:11:17,481 --> 00:11:19,340 WE HAD A WHOLE, BIG CONVERSATION ABOUT IT. 278 00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:20,814 \h\h\h\h\hWE DID? OKAY, REMIND ME. 279 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,145 SENIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL \h\h\h\h\h\h\hOR COLLEGE? 280 00:11:22,145 --> 00:11:23,278 NO, NO, NO, NO. 281 00:11:23,278 --> 00:11:25,588 SENIORS IN LIFE. \h\hOLDER PEOPLE. 282 00:11:25,588 --> 00:11:27,183 HOLD ON, WHAT? 283 00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:29,416 I TOLD YOU I FELT LIKE WE NEEDED TO DO AN OUTREACH PROGRAM. 284 00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:31,286 YOU DEFINITELY SEEMED TO BE LIKING THE IDEA, 285 00:11:31,286 --> 00:11:33,090 SO I SET IT IN MOTION. IT’S GONNA BE GREAT. 286 00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:34,531 HOLD, PLEASE. 287 00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:36,797 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU’RE HIRING SENIOR CITIZEN INTERNS? 288 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,425 \h\h\h\hTHERE’S BEEN A TON OF RESEARCH ON THIS, 289 00:11:38,425 --> 00:11:41,098 \h\h\hAND THE RESULTS ARE ACTUALLY INCREDIBLE. 290 00:11:41,098 --> 00:11:43,870 I MEAN, IMAGINE HAVING AN INTERN WITH A LIFETIME OF EXPERIENCE, 291 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,366 \h\h\hAS OPPOSED TO SOMEBODY WHO SPENT 292 00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:47,170 THE LAST FOUR YEARS OF THEIR LIFE PLAYING BEER PONG. 293 00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:48,875 DO THEY EVENTUALLY \h\hWANT JOBS HERE? 294 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,712 \h\h\h\hNO, DARLING, THEY’RE ALL RETIRED. 295 00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:52,714 THEY -- THEY JUST WANT THE EXPERIENCE. 296 00:11:52,714 --> 00:11:55,651 AND I WOULD LIKE ONE TO WORK DIRECTLY WITH YOU. 297 00:11:55,651 --> 00:11:57,818 WAIT, CAMERON, NO. 298 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,051 \h\h\h\hFIRST OF ALL, I’M NOT GREAT WITH OLDER PEOPLE. 299 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:01,855 YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH MY PARENTS. 300 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,560 THIS COULD BE... 301 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,858 \h\h\h\hWHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE ONE? 302 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,486 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO \h\h\hSET THE TONE. 303 00:12:06,486 --> 00:12:08,862 NOW, WOULD YOU PREFER \h\h\hA MAN OR A WOMAN? 304 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,996 \h\h\hTHERE’S A GREAT 72-YEAR-OLD WOMAN, REALLY CUTE. 305 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,569 THAT’S LIKE THE SAME AGE \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAS MY MOM. 306 00:12:12,569 --> 00:12:14,065 -THAT’S TOO WEIRD. \h\h\h-THAT’S FINE. 307 00:12:14,065 --> 00:12:15,968 THERE’S A MAN EVERYONE LOVES. HE SEEMS AMAZING. 308 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,805 \h\hI WATCHED HIS VIDEO WITH THE WHOLE GROUP. 309 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,368 PEOPLE WERE CRYING. 310 00:12:20,368 --> 00:12:22,546 OKAY, THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK, IN MY OPINION. 311 00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:24,647 \h\h\h\hBUT HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR? 312 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:27,584 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-MINIMUM? -SIX WEEKS OR WE’LL BE SUED. 313 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:30,081 \h\hI KNOW WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS. 314 00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:31,984 YEAH, WE DID. \h\hFOR REAL. 315 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,722 HE STARTS TOMORROW. 316 00:12:33,722 --> 00:12:36,384 ♪ 317 00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:38,485 [ CLOCK TICKING ] 318 00:12:47,527 --> 00:12:49,232 MM. 319 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,780 BACK IN ACTION. 320 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:01,343 THANK GOD. 321 00:13:01,343 --> 00:13:04,016 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJason: NEW INTERNS, WELCOME TO ATF. 322 00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:06,381 WE ALL WORK ON THIS ONE FLOOR, \h\h\h\h\h\hAND THAT IS BECAUSE 323 00:13:06,381 --> 00:13:09,549 \h\h\h\h\hWE ARE ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION AND TEAMWORK. 324 00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:11,023 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO ONE HAS A PRIVATE OFFICE, 325 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:13,421 NOT EVEN OUR FOUNDER AND CEO, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJULES OSTIN, 326 00:13:13,421 --> 00:13:16,699 \hWHO IS ACTUALLY RIGHT OVER THERE. 327 00:13:16,699 --> 00:13:19,130 SHE LOVES TO RIDE HER BIKE \h\h\h\hTHROUGH THE OFFICE. 328 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,132 THAT WOMAN DOES NOT LIKE TO WASTE TIME. 329 00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:23,101 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPLUS, SHE COUNTS IT AS EXERCISE. 330 00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:24,806 THAT’S ADORABLE. 331 00:13:24,806 --> 00:13:26,643 \hYEAH. MM-HMM. 332 00:13:26,643 --> 00:13:28,876 HEY. HOW YOU DOING? \h\h\h\hI’M DAVIS. 333 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,240 \h\hHI, DAVIS. BEN WHITTAKER. 334 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,275 -EXCITING PLACE, HUH? \h\h\h\h-OH, MY GOD. 335 00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:34,948 \h\h\h\h\hTHEY HAD ONE OPENING FOR A REGULAR-AGE INTERN, NO OFFENSE. 336 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,115 \h\h\hI GOT IT. I’M SO PSYCHED. 337 00:13:37,115 --> 00:13:38,380 I’M PRETTY PSYCHED \h\h\h\h\h\hMYSELF. 338 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:40,250 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hALL RIGHT, A FEW WORDS ABOUT JULES. 339 00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:42,417 SHE STARTED ABOUT THE FIT \h\h\hONLY 18 MONTHS AGO. 340 00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:44,419 THIS WHOLE IDEA WAS HATCHED \h\hAT JULES’ KITCHEN TABLE 341 00:13:44,419 --> 00:13:45,761 RIGHT HERE IN BROOKLYN. 342 00:13:45,761 --> 00:13:47,257 JULES TRIED EVERYTHING ON \h\h\h\h\hTHAT SHE SOLD, 343 00:13:47,257 --> 00:13:48,324 DESCRIBED THE FIT HERSELF, 344 00:13:48,324 --> 00:13:51,063 AND APPARENTLY IT WORKED. 345 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,329 SHE WAS ONLINE IN FOUR MONTHS. 346 00:13:53,329 --> 00:13:55,595 SHE STARTED WITH 25 EMPLOYEES. 347 00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,234 SHE’S NOW UP TO 216. 348 00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:58,972 WITH YOU 4, 220. 349 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,501 WOW. 350 00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:02,338 HEY, BEN, ARE YOU GONNA \hWEAR A SUIT EVERY DAY? 351 00:14:02,338 --> 00:14:04,472 \h-YOU BET. -CONFIDENT. 352 00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:05,814 I LIKE HOW YOU ROLL. 353 00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:07,816 I LIKE IT A LOT. 354 00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:09,818 [ BELL DINGING ] 355 00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:14,020 \h\hWE JUST HIT A RECORD HIGH OF 2,500 LIKES ON INSTAGRAM. 356 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,154 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 357 00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:19,861 AND THAT’S WHAT WE DO 358 00:14:19,861 --> 00:14:21,588 \hWHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS AROUND HERE. 359 00:14:21,588 --> 00:14:23,095 NEW INTERNS, GRAB A SEAT 360 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:24,866 AT ONE OF THE INTERN TABLES \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOVER THERE. 361 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:27,000 CHECK YOUR E-MAIL. YOU MAY FIND \h\h\hTHAT YOU’VE BEEN ASSIGNED 362 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,838 TO ONE PARTICULAR PERSON \hOR ONE PARTICULAR TEAM. 363 00:14:29,838 --> 00:14:31,169 OR YOU MIGHT JUST BE \h\h\h\h\hA FLOATER. 364 00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:32,632 IT’S ALL GOOD. 365 00:14:32,632 --> 00:14:35,206 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, LET ME INSTAGRAM THIS. 366 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:36,812 MOMENT IN TIME. 367 00:14:36,812 --> 00:14:38,979 GRAY IS THE NEW GREEN. 368 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,046 TAKE A SEAT. 369 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,180 ♪ 370 00:15:26,763 --> 00:15:29,161 THANKS. 371 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,097 [ COMPUTER BEEPS ] 372 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,869 GOT ONE. 373 00:15:33,869 --> 00:15:36,564 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"WELCOME BEN! YOUR INTERNSHIP WILL BE 374 00:15:36,564 --> 00:15:39,072 DIRECTLY WITH OUR FOUNDER, \h\h\h\h\h\hJULES OSTIN." 375 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,745 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, I’M IN THE PHOTO STUDIO. 376 00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:43,780 FLOATER. \h\hLOVE! 377 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:45,276 \h\h\hHEY, BEN, WHAT’D YOU GET? 378 00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:47,245 LOOKS LIKE I’M GONNA BE A PERSONAL INTERN. 379 00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:48,752 NICE. TO? 380 00:15:48,752 --> 00:15:50,017 JULES OSTIN. 381 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,986 UNFORTUNATE. 382 00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:54,549 HANG IN THERE. 383 00:15:54,549 --> 00:15:56,793 [ CHUCKLES ] 384 00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:58,927 [ COMPUTER BEEPS ] 385 00:15:58,927 --> 00:16:00,896 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h"HI BEN, I HAVE SECURED AN APPOINTMENT 386 00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:03,767 \h\h\h\h\hFOR YOU TO MEET WITH JULES OSTIN TODAY AT 3:55 P.M. 387 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:07,199 PLEASE BE PROMPT AS JULES HAS ANOTHER MEETING AT 4:00 P.M." 388 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:10,466 HMM. 389 00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:13,403 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hALL RIGHT, I’M GOING TO MERCHANDISING. 390 00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:14,701 BEAUTIFUL. 391 00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:32,554 IT’S PERFECT. 392 00:16:32,554 --> 00:16:34,391 \h\h\hYES, I’LL TRY TO HAVE HER THERE AT 5:00. 393 00:16:34,391 --> 00:16:35,997 UM, NO, WAIT. 394 00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:37,801 I BOOKED HER WITH A VENDOR \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAT 5:15. 395 00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:39,594 I’M SORRY. 396 00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:41,398 I’LL CALL YOU BACK. 397 00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:42,729 YES, HELLO? 398 00:16:42,729 --> 00:16:44,170 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHI. I’M BEN WHITTAKER. 399 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,568 I HAVE A 3:55 APPOINTMENT \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWITH MS. OSTIN. 400 00:16:46,568 --> 00:16:48,075 3:55? 401 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:49,846 I THOUGHT SHE WAS MEETING WITH HER NEW INTERN. 402 00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:51,573 THAT’S ME. 403 00:16:51,573 --> 00:16:53,641 HOW YOU DOING? 404 00:16:53,641 --> 00:16:55,852 \h\h\hI’M SORRY, UH, HOW ARE YOU AN INTERN? 405 00:16:55,852 --> 00:16:58,415 \h\h\h\hW-- IT’S THE NEW SENIOR INTERN PROGRAM. 406 00:16:58,415 --> 00:17:00,285 IT JUST STARTED TODAY. 407 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:01,517 OH, MY GOD. 408 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:03,255 UM... 409 00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:04,355 How old are you? 410 00:17:04,355 --> 00:17:06,291 70. YOU? 411 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,523 I’M 24. 412 00:17:07,523 --> 00:17:08,623 I KNOW, I LOOK OLDER. 413 00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:09,756 IT’S THE JOB. IT AGES YOU. 414 00:17:09,756 --> 00:17:11,758 WHICH WON’T BE GREAT IN YOUR CASE. 415 00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:13,133 SORRY. 416 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,871 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU LOOKED YOUNGER. 417 00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:16,796 YEAH, RIGHT. 418 00:17:16,796 --> 00:17:19,766 \h\h\hANY TIPS BEFORE I GO IN? 419 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:23,044 \h\h\hJUST TALK FAST. SHE HATES SLOW TALKERS. 420 00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,848 MAYBE THAT’S JUST WHEN I TALK SLOW. 421 00:17:24,848 --> 00:17:26,773 DON’T DAWDLE IN ANY WAY. JUST KEEP IT MOVING. 422 00:17:26,773 --> 00:17:29,149 AND DON’T FORGET \h\h\h\hTO BLINK. 423 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,678 -BLINK? -YEAH. 424 00:17:30,678 --> 00:17:32,713 SHE HATES WHEN PEOPLE DON’T BLINK. IT WEIRDS HER OUT. 425 00:17:32,713 --> 00:17:34,484 \h\h\hBUT IT’S 3:57. THIS MEETING THAT SHE’S IN 426 00:17:34,484 --> 00:17:36,992 JUST TOOK UP LIKE TWO OF YOUR F-- THEY’RE OUT. GO, GO, GO. 427 00:17:36,992 --> 00:17:38,862 -OKAY, THANKS. \h\h-GO. YEAH. 428 00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:39,896 WHAT? 429 00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:41,161 OH, YEAH, I’M HERE. 430 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,658 HI, JULES? 431 00:17:43,658 --> 00:17:46,034 \h\h\h\hI’M BEN, YOUR NEW INTERN. 432 00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:48,168 \h\hI’M GLAD YOU ALSO SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS. 433 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,401 BE HARD NOT TO. 434 00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:52,909 SO, BEN... 435 00:17:52,909 --> 00:17:55,373 \h\h\hI WAS GONNA SAY WHAT IS A NICE GUY LIKE YOU 436 00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:56,572 \h\h\h\h\hDOING AT A PLACE LIKE THIS? 437 00:17:56,572 --> 00:17:58,343 \h\h\h\hBUT CAMERON GAVE ME THE DRILL, 438 00:17:58,343 --> 00:17:59,674 \h\h\hSO CAN I JUST BE HONEST WITH YOU? 439 00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:00,983 PLEASE. 440 00:18:00,983 --> 00:18:02,743 \hI’M NOT GONNA HAVE A LOT FOR YOU TO DO. 441 00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:04,184 THAT’S THE TRUTH. 442 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,813 AND YOU BEING ASSIGNED TO ME IS KIND OF JUST 443 00:18:06,813 --> 00:18:09,519 FOR ME TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE REST OF THE TEAM. 444 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:12,522 IF YOU ASK ME, I THINK THAT YOU’D BE MUCH BETTER OFF 445 00:18:12,522 --> 00:18:13,930 WORKING IN CREATIVE \h\h\hOR MARKETING. 446 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,261 IT’S A LITTLE BIT \h\hSLOWER PACE, 447 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,856 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT \hEASIER TO GRASP. 448 00:18:16,856 --> 00:18:19,034 IF YOU REQUESTED TO TRANSFER, WE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 449 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,860 \h\h\h\h\hIF THAT’S WHAT YOU’D PREFER. 450 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:24,831 YOU’LL BE HAPPIER, BELIEVE ME. I AM NOT SO FUN TO WORK FOR. 451 00:18:24,831 --> 00:18:27,834 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT’S WHAT I GATHER, BUT I CAN GET ALONG WITH ANYONE, 452 00:18:27,834 --> 00:18:29,671 \h\h\h\h\h\hAND I’M HERE TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR WORLD, 453 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:31,508 GIVE HELP WHERE I CAN, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO... 454 00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:33,840 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO, YOU DON’T WANT TO TRANSFER? 455 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,083 NOT REALLY, SIR. 456 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,250 I’M TERRIBLY SORRY. 457 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,713 EXCUSE ME. 458 00:18:38,713 --> 00:18:40,055 OKAY. 459 00:18:40,055 --> 00:18:41,782 WELL, THEN, LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME. 460 00:18:41,782 --> 00:18:43,586 GREAT, I’M EXCITED. 461 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:47,458 I WILL E-MAIL YOU WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO. 462 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,263 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOR I COULD JUST STOP BY A FEW TIMES A DAY, CHECK IN...? 463 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,726 I’LL E-MAIL YOU. 464 00:18:51,726 --> 00:18:54,036 ALSO, DON’T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO DRESS UP. 465 00:18:54,036 --> 00:18:55,532 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, WE’RE SUPER CAS HERE. 466 00:18:55,532 --> 00:18:58,535 WELL, I’M COMFORTABLE IN A SUIT, IF IT’S OKAY. 467 00:18:58,535 --> 00:19:00,273 NO, IT’S FINE. 468 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,307 OLD SCHOOL. 469 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,638 EXACTLY. 470 00:19:02,638 --> 00:19:04,211 \h\h\hAT LEAST I’LL STAND OUT. 471 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,246 I DON’T THINK YOU NEED A SUIT TO DO THAT. 472 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,446 TRUE. 473 00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:11,746 \h\hWELL, I THINK WE DID IT IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES. 474 00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:13,616 \hI’LL WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU. 475 00:19:13,616 --> 00:19:14,991 OKAY. 476 00:19:17,488 --> 00:19:19,556 \hWANT THE DOOR OPEN OR CLOSED? 477 00:19:19,556 --> 00:19:20,821 DOESN’T MATTER. 478 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,231 OPEN, ACTUALLY. 479 00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:28,499 YOU’LL GET USED TO ME. 480 00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:30,237 LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 481 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:33,339 ♪ 482 00:19:41,941 --> 00:19:44,317 HI. 483 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,154 HI. 484 00:19:46,814 --> 00:19:48,024 HI. 485 00:19:48,024 --> 00:19:49,586 HI. 486 00:19:49,586 --> 00:19:51,324 HOWDY. 487 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,622 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 488 00:19:52,622 --> 00:19:53,689 [ CHUCKLES ] 489 00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:54,822 NO. 490 00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:03,105 WHAT’S UP, BEN? \hARE YOU GOOD? 491 00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:04,667 PERFECT. 492 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,372 OKAY. 493 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,506 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 494 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,678 THE V-NECK BACK TEE? 495 00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:16,778 THIS IS HOLLY. 496 00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:18,120 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hCAN YOU RUN THAT UP TO THEM? 497 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,946 YEAH, NO, NO, WE LOVE THE WHOLE LINE, MARK. 498 00:20:19,946 --> 00:20:21,453 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLewis: OKAY, SO YOU CAN ZOOM OUT. 499 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,059 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-LIKE THAT. -I’M GOING TO A MEETING. 500 00:20:23,059 --> 00:20:24,786 I’LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. \h\h\h\hWE’LL TALK THEN? 501 00:20:24,786 --> 00:20:26,623 AND THEN YOU CAN JUST CLICK HERE TO BUY IT. 502 00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:28,955 COOL, YEAH. 503 00:20:28,955 --> 00:20:32,068 ♪ 504 00:20:37,172 --> 00:20:39,537 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 505 00:20:39,537 --> 00:20:40,802 HELLO? 506 00:20:40,802 --> 00:20:42,309 HI, YEAH. 507 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,003 ALL RIGHT. 508 00:20:44,003 --> 00:20:45,675 YOU STAYING? 509 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:47,578 \h\h\h\h\hCAN’T LEAVE BEFORE THE BOSS LEAVES, DAVIS. 510 00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:49,316 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLOOKS LIKE YOU’RE GONNA BE HERE A WHILE. 511 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,648 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hALL RIGHT. SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, BEN. 512 00:20:51,648 --> 00:20:53,221 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 513 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:55,289 YOU, TOO. 514 00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:02,824 [ ALARM BEEPING, RINGING ] 515 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,565 LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN. 516 00:21:09,072 --> 00:21:10,238 THANKS. 517 00:21:15,738 --> 00:21:17,278 HOW ABOUT I PUSH, \h\hYOU DELIVER? 518 00:21:17,278 --> 00:21:19,181 THANK YOU. 519 00:21:19,181 --> 00:21:22,008 I LIKE THAT THERE’S FOUR FAVES \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hINSTEAD OF THREE, 520 00:21:22,008 --> 00:21:24,087 BUT CAN I SEE THE ONE WITHOUT THE JACKET JUST TO... 521 00:21:24,087 --> 00:21:25,121 SURE. 522 00:21:25,121 --> 00:21:26,353 HI. 523 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,686 OKAY, SO THEY WANT TO KNOW 524 00:21:29,686 --> 00:21:31,193 WHAT CUSTOMERS BOUGHT WHO DIDN’T COME BACK 525 00:21:31,193 --> 00:21:32,722 SO THEY CAN SPOT A PROBLEM IF THERE IS ONE, RIGHT? 526 00:21:32,722 --> 00:21:34,196 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, BUT I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW TO-- 527 00:21:34,196 --> 00:21:35,593 ALL RIGHT, WELL, HERE’S WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO. 528 00:21:35,593 --> 00:21:36,858 \h\h\h\h\h-BEN! -WE SHOULD GO-- 529 00:21:36,858 --> 00:21:38,695 BEN! HEY, LOOK. HERE SHE COMES. 530 00:21:38,695 --> 00:21:39,894 \h\h\h\hWATCH HOW SHE WON’T EVEN-- 531 00:21:39,894 --> 00:21:41,027 HEY, BECK. WHAT’S UP? 532 00:21:41,027 --> 00:21:43,634 \h\h\h\hYOU LOOK REALLY NICE TO-- 533 00:21:44,866 --> 00:21:46,967 HOW LONG CAN A WOMAN \hBE MAD AT YOU FOR? 534 00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:48,936 \h\hWELL, IT KIND OF DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU DID. 535 00:21:48,936 --> 00:21:51,411 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, NOTHING ON PURPOSE. 536 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,907 WE WERE GOING OUT \h\hFOR A MINUTE. 537 00:21:52,907 --> 00:21:55,547 I THOUGHT SHE WAS COOL. \h\h\h\hI REALLY LIKED HER. 538 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:58,715 BUT THEN I SORT OF \h\hACCIDENTALLY... 539 00:21:58,715 --> 00:22:00,750 -SLEPT WITH HER ROOMMATE. \h\h\h-THAT DOESN’T HELP. 540 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,081 \h\h\h\h\hI DIDN’T KNOW SHE WAS HER ROOMMATE. 541 00:22:02,081 --> 00:22:03,720 \h\h\h\h\hI MET HER OUT. HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT? 542 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,953 \h-HEY, NIKKI. -BEN, TELL ME. 543 00:22:05,953 --> 00:22:07,130 I DON’T KNOW THIS STUFF. 544 00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:08,560 YOU’RE OLDER. 545 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,232 YOU’VE BEEN THROUGH \h\h\h\h\h\hA LOT. 546 00:22:10,232 --> 00:22:13,169 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, YOU -- I MEAN, YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE. 547 00:22:13,169 --> 00:22:14,929 \h\h\hHOW LONG DO YOU THINK SHE’LL BE MAD AT ME FOR? 548 00:22:14,929 --> 00:22:16,733 JAY, I HAVE ZERO EXPERIENCE \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWITH WOMEN, 549 00:22:16,733 --> 00:22:18,834 \hAND I CAN TELL YOU, THERE’S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE. 550 00:22:18,834 --> 00:22:20,968 \h\hI MEAN, I ASSUME YOU TALKED TO HER, APOLOGIZED, 551 00:22:20,968 --> 00:22:22,739 \h\h\h\h\h\hTOLD HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU. 552 00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:25,005 WELL, YOU KNOW... 553 00:22:25,005 --> 00:22:26,347 YOU DIDN’T TALK TO HER? 554 00:22:26,347 --> 00:22:27,777 WHAT DID YOU DO, SEND HER A TWEET? 555 00:22:27,777 --> 00:22:29,108 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 556 00:22:29,108 --> 00:22:31,781 I, LIKE, TEXTED HER \hA BILLION TIMES. 557 00:22:31,781 --> 00:22:34,685 \h\h\h\hSHE DIDN’T ANSWER, SO THEN I E-MAILED HER. 558 00:22:34,685 --> 00:22:36,291 BUT IT WAS LIKE, \hA NICE E-MAIL. 559 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,084 IT WAS A LONG ONE, \hWELL THOUGHT OUT. 560 00:22:38,084 --> 00:22:39,921 SUBJECT LINE I WROTE, \h\h\h\h"I’M SOOORRY," 561 00:22:39,921 --> 00:22:41,362 WITH LIKE A TON OF O’s. 562 00:22:41,362 --> 00:22:43,089 SO IT WAS LIKE, "I’M SOOORRY," 563 00:22:43,089 --> 00:22:46,829 WITH A SAD EMOTICON \hWHERE HE’S CRYING 564 00:22:46,829 --> 00:22:49,535 \hAT THE SIDE OF ITS LITTLE CHEEK. 565 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,307 I SHOULD PROBABLY ACTUALLY \h\h\h\hJUST TALK TO HER, HUH? 566 00:22:52,307 --> 00:22:53,539 OBVIOUSLY. 567 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,706 \hCAN’T IMAGINE IT WOULD HURT. 568 00:22:55,706 --> 00:22:57,609 OH, DID YESTERDAY’S NUMBERS \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCOME IN? 569 00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,380 YEAH. 570 00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:00,876 WE COULD DO IT THAT WAY, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTOO. 571 00:23:00,876 --> 00:23:02,977 I NOTICED MY INTERN \hSURE KEEPS BUSY. 572 00:23:02,977 --> 00:23:04,319 MR. CONGENIALITY. 573 00:23:04,319 --> 00:23:05,617 HE’S A VERY BIG HIT. 574 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:06,882 EVERYBODY LOVES HIM. 575 00:23:06,882 --> 00:23:08,620 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, DO NOT LOOK AT THAT DESK. 576 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,852 \h\h\h\h\h\hIT’S LIKE THE OFFICE JUNK DRAWER. 577 00:23:09,852 --> 00:23:12,118 \hIT’S JUST GONNA DRIVE YOU CRAZY. 578 00:23:12,118 --> 00:23:13,460 YOU JUST DID THAT. 579 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,198 \h\h\h\hWHAT, ARE YOU PREPARING FOR SURGERY? 580 00:23:15,198 --> 00:23:18,399 OKAY, SERIOUSLY? 581 00:23:18,399 --> 00:23:21,204 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLIKE, HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN? 582 00:23:23,129 --> 00:23:25,868 [ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ] 583 00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,478 NO, NO, I-I CAN SET IT UP. 584 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:32,974 SHE’S JUST IN A MEETING. 585 00:23:32,974 --> 00:23:34,547 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHI. SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH? 586 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,549 YES, JULES SPILLED SOY SAUCE ON HER SAINT LAURENT JACKET. 587 00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,979 \h\h\hCAN YOU TAKE IT TO THE PHOTO STUDIO? 588 00:23:37,979 --> 00:23:39,420 THERE’S LOTS OF CLEANERS AND STUFF IN THERE. 589 00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:40,421 \h\h\h\hSURE. WHERE IS IT? 590 00:23:40,421 --> 00:23:41,917 SHE’S WEARING IT. 591 00:23:41,917 --> 00:23:47,087 \hTHEY WOULD LIKE US TO CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY... 592 00:23:47,087 --> 00:23:48,594 OKAY. 593 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:53,500 ...OF, UH, MEETING WITH SOME, UH, POTENTIAL CEOs. 594 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,194 WOW. 595 00:23:55,194 --> 00:23:59,033 \h\h\h\hI DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 596 00:23:59,033 --> 00:24:02,410 W-WHY? UH... 597 00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:04,346 AM I TOO INEXPERIENCED AT RUNNING A BUSINESS? 598 00:24:04,346 --> 00:24:05,776 I-I DIDN’T GO TO HARVARD? 599 00:24:05,776 --> 00:24:08,614 \hMY -- MY METHODS AREN’T BY THE BOOK? 600 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:12,112 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, ISN’T THAT HOW WE GOT HERE? 601 00:24:12,112 --> 00:24:13,751 REALLY? 602 00:24:13,751 --> 00:24:15,687 I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION? 603 00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:18,184 COULD WE BE DOING BETTER? 604 00:24:18,184 --> 00:24:20,890 WE HIT OUR FIVE-YEAR GOAL \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN NINE MONTHS. 605 00:24:20,890 --> 00:24:22,364 EXACTLY. 606 00:24:22,364 --> 00:24:24,366 JULES, WE CAN’T KEEP UP WITH OUR OWN SUCCESS. 607 00:24:24,366 --> 00:24:26,027 YOU KNOW THAT. 608 00:24:26,027 --> 00:24:28,403 YOU’RE AN HOUR LATE \hTO EVERY MEETING. 609 00:24:28,403 --> 00:24:30,702 WE HAVE A NAME FOR IT -- JULES STANDARD TIME. 610 00:24:30,702 --> 00:24:33,375 AND LOOK, I GET IT. THERE’S ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN THE DAY. 611 00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:35,069 WE’RE ALL PLAYING CATCHUP. 612 00:24:35,069 --> 00:24:37,808 OUR TECH GUYS WORK UNTIL 2:00, 3:00 IN THE MORNING. 613 00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:39,876 CUSTOMER SERVICE \h\h\hIS SLAMMED. 614 00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:41,383 WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF INVENTORY. 615 00:24:41,383 --> 00:24:43,979 WE’VE GOT SHIPPING ISSUES AND PROGRAMMING PROBLEMS. 616 00:24:43,979 --> 00:24:45,321 AND -- AND THE BIGGER WE GET, 617 00:24:45,321 --> 00:24:46,982 THE MORE COMPLICATED IT’S GONNA GET. 618 00:24:46,982 --> 00:24:48,951 \h\hBUT ISN’T THIS WHAT A STARTUP IS? 619 00:24:48,951 --> 00:24:51,250 WHAT? 620 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:53,494 SAY IT. WHAT IS EVERYONE \h\h\h\h\h\hSO WORRIED ABOUT? 621 00:24:53,494 --> 00:24:56,629 THAT IT’S ALL GOING TOO FAST, AND IT COULD GET AWAY FROM US. 622 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:59,797 OUR INVESTORS JUST THINK THAT A SEASONED CEO 623 00:24:59,797 --> 00:25:01,766 COULD TAKE SOME THINGS OFF YOUR PLATE. 624 00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:04,472 THAT’S ALL. JUST FREE YOU UP TO DO WHAT YOU DO GREAT. 625 00:25:04,472 --> 00:25:05,935 YOU COME UP WITH THE IDEAS, 626 00:25:05,935 --> 00:25:07,739 AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE MAKE THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME. 627 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:09,345 \h\hBUT, CAMERON, THIS NEW PERSON, 628 00:25:09,345 --> 00:25:11,314 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEY ARE GOING TO WANT TO DO THINGS THEIR WAY. 629 00:25:11,314 --> 00:25:12,975 TECHNICALLY BE MY BOSS. 630 00:25:12,975 --> 00:25:15,483 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, HOW CAN I DO WHAT I DO 631 00:25:15,483 --> 00:25:17,353 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hIF I HAVE TO REPORT TO SOMEONE ELSE, 632 00:25:17,353 --> 00:25:19,586 RUN EVERY IDEA I HAVE \h\h\h\hBY THIS PERSON? 633 00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,016 \h\h\h\h\hCAN YOU SEE THAT WORKING? 634 00:25:21,016 --> 00:25:23,117 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, GILT GROUPE BROUGHT IN A CEO. 635 00:25:23,117 --> 00:25:24,888 HOW ARE THEY DOING? 636 00:25:27,022 --> 00:25:29,794 I MEAN, GET ME CEO LESSONS, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW? 637 00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:31,664 [ SIGHS ] 638 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:34,128 Ben: UH, EXCUSE ME. 639 00:25:34,128 --> 00:25:36,097 I APOLOGIZE, 640 00:25:36,097 --> 00:25:38,836 BUT BECKY SAID YOU NEEDED \hSOMETHING TAKEN CARE OF 641 00:25:38,836 --> 00:25:40,706 ON YOUR JACKET. 642 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,840 OH, RIGHT. 643 00:25:52,982 --> 00:25:54,115 THANK YOU, BEN. 644 00:25:54,115 --> 00:25:55,754 OF COURSE. 645 00:25:57,888 --> 00:26:01,628 THE V.C.s MADE UP A LIST OF POTENTIAL CEOs. 646 00:26:01,628 --> 00:26:03,465 LET’S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE LIST. 647 00:26:03,465 --> 00:26:06,127 \hEXPLORE IT, THEN DECIDE. 648 00:26:06,127 --> 00:26:07,865 BABY STEPS. 649 00:26:12,133 --> 00:26:13,475 BEN. 650 00:26:13,475 --> 00:26:15,037 \h\h\hSOMETHING BIG GOING ON IN THERE? 651 00:26:15,037 --> 00:26:16,412 I COULDN’T SAY. 652 00:26:16,412 --> 00:26:18,040 YOU WERE IN THERE \h\hA LONG TIME. 653 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,745 I CAN’T HEAR A THING. 654 00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,912 Psst! 655 00:26:21,912 --> 00:26:23,749 \h\hSAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME TO HER. 656 00:26:23,749 --> 00:26:26,246 \h\h\h\h\h\h[ Mouthing ] NO, YOU HAVE TO DO IT. 657 00:26:28,919 --> 00:26:31,020 ON MY WAY, BOSS. 658 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:32,494 HMM. BOSS. 659 00:26:32,494 --> 00:26:35,596 ♪ 660 00:26:48,609 --> 00:26:50,105 HEY, BEN. BEN. 661 00:26:50,105 --> 00:26:51,612 \h\h\hHOW OLD’S THAT BRIEFCASE? 662 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:54,747 IT’S A 1973 EXECUTIVE ASHBURN \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hATTACHé. 663 00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,342 THEY DON’T MAKE IT ANYMORE. 664 00:26:56,342 --> 00:26:57,948 \h\hI’M A LITTLE IN LOVE WITH IT. 665 00:26:57,948 --> 00:27:00,148 IT’S A CLASSIC, LEWIS. \h\h\h\hIT’S UNBEATABLE. 666 00:27:03,052 --> 00:27:04,559 GOOD NIGHT. 667 00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:06,022 BYE. 668 00:27:18,199 --> 00:27:20,300 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 669 00:27:26,581 --> 00:27:29,815 \h\h\h\h\h\hJules: OH, MY GOD. SOMEBODY CLEANED UP THAT DESK. 670 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:34,116 I SWEAR, I WAS GONNA STAY LATE \h\h\h\h\h\hAND DO THIS MYSELF. 671 00:27:34,116 --> 00:27:35,920 WASN’T ME. 672 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,219 BEN CAME IN AT 7:00 THIS MORNING AND DID IT. 673 00:27:38,219 --> 00:27:39,627 WHO? 674 00:27:39,627 --> 00:27:40,727 BEN. 675 00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,663 YOUR INTERN. 676 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:44,929 BEN WHITTAKER. 677 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:47,602 SOMEONE’S VERY HAPPY. 678 00:27:47,602 --> 00:27:49,835 BRILLIANT. THANK YOU. 679 00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,035 BEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED \h\h\h\h\hAROUND HERE ALL WEEK. 680 00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:56,072 [ BELL DINGS ] 681 00:27:56,072 --> 00:27:58,173 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 682 00:28:01,484 --> 00:28:03,409 THANK YOU. 683 00:28:08,315 --> 00:28:11,021 \h\hTHIS IS YOUR GIFT FOR A JOB WELL DONE. 684 00:28:11,021 --> 00:28:14,596 \h\h\h\hI’M FIONA, THE HOUSE MASSEUSE. 685 00:28:14,596 --> 00:28:15,993 HI, FIONA. 686 00:28:15,993 --> 00:28:17,126 -HI. -BEN. 687 00:28:17,126 --> 00:28:18,600 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHI. DOES THAT FEEL OKAY? 688 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,162 IT FEELS GREAT, ACTUALLY. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHANK YOU. 689 00:28:20,162 --> 00:28:22,362 OKAY. YOU’RE A LITTLE BIT TIGHT, BEN. 690 00:28:22,362 --> 00:28:23,869 WELL, I HAVEN’T SAT AT A DESK \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR A WHILE. 691 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:26,201 -MY BODY’S NOT USED TO IT. \h\h\h\h\h\h-NO, I GET IT. 692 00:28:26,201 --> 00:28:29,336 \h\h\hPLUS, THEY SAY SITTING IS THE NEW SMOKING. 693 00:28:29,336 --> 00:28:31,041 \h\hLET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 694 00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:33,439 I, UH, SPOTTED YOU \hIN THE LUNCHROOM. 695 00:28:33,439 --> 00:28:34,781 I WONDERED WHO YOU WERE. 696 00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:36,112 -DID YOU? OH. \h\h\h-YEAH. 697 00:28:36,112 --> 00:28:38,048 THEN SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU WERE AN INTERN. 698 00:28:38,048 --> 00:28:40,050 THAT’S PRETTY COOL OF YOU TO DO THIS. 699 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:41,953 WELL, IT’S A BRAVE NEW WORLD. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHOUGHT I’D JUMP IN. 700 00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:43,119 SEE WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT. 701 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:45,858 YEAH, I KNOW. \hABSOLUTELY. 702 00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:48,861 I’M CONSTANTLY AMAZED AT WHAT THEY DO HERE. 703 00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:50,489 \hLOVE BEING A PART OF IT. 704 00:28:50,489 --> 00:28:52,029 OH. 705 00:28:52,029 --> 00:28:53,734 -OH, MY GOD. \h\h\h-YEAH. 706 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:56,638 THERE. YEAH. RIGHT THERE. 707 00:28:56,638 --> 00:28:58,640 HOW’S THAT, BEN? 708 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,170 WELL, IT’S -- OH, BOY. 709 00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:02,710 GOOD. 710 00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:05,141 JASON. 711 00:29:05,141 --> 00:29:07,583 OKAY, GOOD. GOOD, GOOD. 712 00:29:09,475 --> 00:29:11,081 THERE, GOOD. 713 00:29:11,081 --> 00:29:13,380 HERE YOU GO. 714 00:29:13,380 --> 00:29:15,250 A LITTLE TIGHT \h\hRIGHT HERE. 715 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,482 IS THAT BETTER? 716 00:29:16,482 --> 00:29:18,561 -OH, BOY, OH, BOY. \h-OH, HOW’S THAT? 717 00:29:18,561 --> 00:29:21,025 OH, BOY. 718 00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:23,324 WELL, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, BEN. 719 00:29:23,324 --> 00:29:25,865 LOVE THAT THERE’S ANOTHER OLDIE BUT GOODIE HERE. 720 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,394 NICE TO MEET YOU. 721 00:29:27,394 --> 00:29:28,428 SEE YOU LATER? 722 00:29:28,428 --> 00:29:29,495 LOVE TO. 723 00:29:29,495 --> 00:29:31,002 ME, TOO. 724 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,777 [ LAUGHTER ] 725 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,504 \h\h\h\hYOU’RE NOT AS OLD AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE. 726 00:29:38,504 --> 00:29:39,945 OOH! 727 00:29:41,507 --> 00:29:44,279 WAIT, SO YOU’RE SAYING YOU SHAVE EVERY DAY? 728 00:29:44,279 --> 00:29:45,852 \h\h\h\h\h\h-YES. -EVEN ON SUNDAYS? 729 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:48,514 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-EVERY DAY. -OKAY, AND EVEN IF YOU KNOW 730 00:29:48,514 --> 00:29:50,087 THAT YOU’RE NOT GONNA SEE ANYONE THAT YOU KNOW? 731 00:29:50,087 --> 00:29:52,419 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YES. -HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 732 00:29:52,419 --> 00:29:54,091 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’M ON cheapapartments.com, 733 00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:56,599 AND I LITERALLY CAN’T AFFORD \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA SINGLE APARTMENT 734 00:29:56,599 --> 00:29:58,128 IN ALL OF BROOKLYN. 735 00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:00,900 MY PARENTS GAVE ME TWO WEEKS \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTO FIND A PLACE, 736 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,902 AND THAT’S JUST NOT \h\h\hGONNA HAPPEN. 737 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:04,233 GETTING EVICTED? 738 00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:06,774 \h\h\h\hHEY, I’M IN NO RUSH, BUT APPARENTLY THEY ARE. 739 00:30:06,774 --> 00:30:10,272 \h\hALL RIGHT, HERE. LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE. 740 00:30:10,272 --> 00:30:12,714 Cheapapartments.com. HAVE YOU TRIED CRAIGSLIST? 741 00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:15,849 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YES. -OKAY. THEN I AM OUT OF IDEAS. 742 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,723 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 743 00:30:23,384 --> 00:30:26,057 \hJULES. HI. HOW ARE YOU? 744 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:27,828 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 745 00:30:35,803 --> 00:30:36,903 -HEY. -HEY. 746 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:38,564 -HOW’S IT GOING? \h\h-WELL, GOOD. 747 00:30:38,564 --> 00:30:40,775 -MIKE, RIGHT? \h\h\h-YEAH. 748 00:30:40,775 --> 00:30:42,678 \hYEAH, I’M BEN. I WORK FOR JULES. 749 00:30:42,678 --> 00:30:44,405 YEAH, SHE’LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI KNOW. 750 00:30:44,405 --> 00:30:46,143 LOOK, I DON’T WANT TO MAKE YOU \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, 751 00:30:46,143 --> 00:30:48,079 BUT I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE \h\h\hLOOKED OUT THE WINDOW, 752 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,575 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND IT APPEARED YOU WERE DRINKING SOMETHING 753 00:30:49,575 --> 00:30:51,478 FROM A PAPER BAG. 754 00:30:51,478 --> 00:30:53,513 \h\h\h\hI DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, MAN. 755 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,088 \h\hWHY DON’T YOU TELL HER YOU CAN’T DRIVE HER TODAY, 756 00:30:57,088 --> 00:30:58,760 OR I’M GONNA HAVE TO. 757 00:31:02,522 --> 00:31:04,029 WE ALL GOOD? 758 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:05,525 YEAH. 759 00:31:14,842 --> 00:31:17,306 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hJULES, I’M SORRY TO DO THIS, 760 00:31:17,306 --> 00:31:19,847 \hBUT I’M ACTUALLY NOT FEELING SO HOT. 761 00:31:19,847 --> 00:31:21,178 \h\h\h\h\h\hNOT SURE I SHOULD BE DRIVING. 762 00:31:21,178 --> 00:31:22,179 I WOULDN’T WANT TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING. 763 00:31:22,179 --> 00:31:23,543 OH, SURE. 764 00:31:23,543 --> 00:31:24,786 YEAH, NO, YOU SHOULD \h\hTAKE THE DAY OFF 765 00:31:24,786 --> 00:31:26,018 AND FEEL BETTER, OKAY? 766 00:31:26,018 --> 00:31:27,723 THANKS. 767 00:31:30,451 --> 00:31:32,453 \h\h\h\h\hI’M HAPPY TO COVER FOR MIKE. 768 00:31:32,453 --> 00:31:34,488 \h\h\hTHAT’S OKAY. BECKY CAN DRIVE ME. 769 00:31:34,488 --> 00:31:36,523 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hREALLY? YOU WANT TO GIVE HER MORE TO DO? 770 00:31:41,396 --> 00:31:43,706 I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND IF I DON’T GET IN THE FRONT. 771 00:31:43,706 --> 00:31:46,071 I-I’M NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE. I JUST THINK BETTER IN THE BACK. 772 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,237 \h\h\hI MEAN, I COULD GET IN THE FRONT, BUT -- 773 00:31:47,237 --> 00:31:49,173 \h\h\hNO, NO, NO. THIS IS PERFECT. 774 00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,306 YEAH. 775 00:31:50,306 --> 00:31:53,639 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 776 00:31:53,639 --> 00:31:56,147 AND EVERYTHING YOU HEAR IN THE CAR IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL. 777 00:31:56,147 --> 00:31:58,017 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-OKAY? -GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 778 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,052 \h\h\h\h-HI, MOM. -Oh, I found you. 779 00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,582 YEAH. SO, WHAT’S UP? HOW’S EVERYTHING? 780 00:32:02,582 --> 00:32:04,518 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWell, your dad and I are finally putting together 781 00:32:04,518 --> 00:32:06,322 all our research at the hospital. 782 00:32:06,322 --> 00:32:07,356 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ KEYS CLACKING ] THAT’S GREAT. 783 00:32:07,356 --> 00:32:09,765 I hear you typing. 784 00:32:09,765 --> 00:32:11,195 That’s better. 785 00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:12,933 So, we’ve been studying \h\h\h\h\h\hwomen under 40 786 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,935 who sleep less than six hours a night. 787 00:32:14,935 --> 00:32:17,333 -AND WHAT’D YOU FIND OUT? \h\h\h-It’s interesting. 788 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:19,401 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt seems like they’re 38% more likely 789 00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:21,073 to experience major weight gain 790 00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,372 compared to women who slept \h\h\h\h\h\h\hseven hours a night. 791 00:32:23,372 --> 00:32:24,780 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 792 00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:26,507 YOU KNOW I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN TWO YEARS. 793 00:32:26,507 --> 00:32:28,784 Well, I can’t change \h\hthe facts, dear. 794 00:32:28,784 --> 00:32:31,611 \hMOM, YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M RUSHING INTO THE CITY FOR A MEETING AND I NEED TO PREPARE. 795 00:32:31,611 --> 00:32:33,514 \hCAN I CALL YOU WHEN I GET HOME? 796 00:32:33,514 --> 00:32:35,252 Oh, you don’t have to. 797 00:32:35,252 --> 00:32:37,221 OKAY. LOVE YOU. 798 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:38,860 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThank you. [ CELLPHONE CLICKS ] 799 00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:43,128 [ SKYPE RINGTONE PLAYS ] 800 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,525 Hey, how we doing? 801 00:32:44,525 --> 00:32:46,428 \h\h\hDid you look over the material on Atwood? 802 00:32:46,428 --> 00:32:47,968 YEAH, I DID. 803 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:50,564 UH, HE HAD A GREAT RUN AT TRAVELOCITY AND CITIGROUP... 804 00:32:50,564 --> 00:32:52,104 AND I GET IT. \hHE’S MAJOR. 805 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,205 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHe is. And the best thing about him 806 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:56,911 \h\h\his he’s been watching us, and he loves what we’re doing. 807 00:32:56,911 --> 00:32:58,308 But he’s only one of the names \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hon the list. 808 00:32:58,308 --> 00:33:00,046 So if you don’t like him, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hwe move on. 809 00:33:00,046 --> 00:33:02,884 \h\hBut, Jules, try to be open. 810 00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:04,083 He’s supposed to \h\hbe brilliant. 811 00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:06,283 And the V.C.s love him. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA lot. 812 00:33:06,283 --> 00:33:08,285 \h\h\hMARK ZUCKERBERG NEVER BROUGHT IN A CEO, 813 00:33:08,285 --> 00:33:10,056 AND HE WAS A TEENAGER. 814 00:33:10,056 --> 00:33:11,552 Call me after. 815 00:33:11,552 --> 00:33:13,620 OKAY. 816 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,096 \h\h\h\h\hOH, THANKS, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO. 817 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,834 -I CAN OPEN THE DOOR. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-SURE. 818 00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:21,232 OKAY, SO, THIS SHOULDN’T TAKE MORE THAN AN HOUR. 819 00:33:21,232 --> 00:33:22,596 BUT IF YOU CAN’T STAY HERE, 820 00:33:22,596 --> 00:33:24,334 \h\h\hI’LL CALL BECKY AND THEN SHE’LL FIND YOU. 821 00:33:24,334 --> 00:33:25,467 \h\h\h\h\h\hAND THEN YOU CAN JUST PULL UP -- 822 00:33:25,467 --> 00:33:27,733 DON’T WORRY. I’LL BE HERE. 823 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:30,241 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI THINK I FORGOT TO EAT TODAY. 824 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:32,177 SHOULD I PICK YOU UP \h\h\h\h\hSOME SUSHI? 825 00:33:32,177 --> 00:33:34,410 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO, I EAT TOO MUCH MERCURY. 826 00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:36,016 I’LL BE FINE. \h\hI’M GOOD. 827 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:37,820 I’M ACTUALLY KIND OF NAUSEOUS, SO... 828 00:33:37,820 --> 00:33:39,481 [ SIGHS ] 829 00:33:40,856 --> 00:33:43,892 ♪ 830 00:34:10,776 --> 00:34:12,118 THAT WAS FAST. 831 00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:13,680 NOT FAST ENOUGH. 832 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,287 OH, I-I PICKED YOU UP SOME SOUP \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFROM A PLACE I KNOW. 833 00:34:16,287 --> 00:34:17,552 THANKS. 834 00:34:17,552 --> 00:34:20,687 YOU REALLY DIDN’T HAVE TO D-- TO DO -- 835 00:34:20,687 --> 00:34:22,656 \h\h\h\h\hOH, MY GOD, THAT SMELLS SO GOOD. 836 00:34:22,656 --> 00:34:23,899 GOOD. 837 00:34:24,724 --> 00:34:27,298 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 838 00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:29,399 WORD TRAVELS FAST. 839 00:34:29,399 --> 00:34:30,906 PRETTY SHORT MEETING. 840 00:34:30,906 --> 00:34:33,073 \h\h-YEAH. I HATED HIM. -REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED? 841 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:35,977 I THOUGHT HE WAS A CONDESCENDING, SEXIST KNOW-IT-ALL 842 00:34:35,977 --> 00:34:38,177 WHO DID NOT SEEM TO GET WHAT WE DO AT ALL. 843 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:40,575 AND, HONESTLY, I THINK HE WOULD RUN OUR BUSINESS 844 00:34:40,575 --> 00:34:42,808 IN A COMPLETELY INORGANIC WAY THAT WOULD LOSE US 845 00:34:42,808 --> 00:34:45,580 \h\hALL THE CUSTOMERS WE HAVE KILLED OURSELVES TO GET. 846 00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:47,648 \h\h\hOH, AND I THINK THAT HE WOULD REPLACE US 847 00:34:47,648 --> 00:34:49,056 \h\h\h\hAS SOON AS HE GOT THE CHANCE. 848 00:34:49,056 --> 00:34:50,321 Oh, and... 849 00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:53,324 \h\h\h\h\h[Chuckles] the man never blinked. 850 00:34:53,324 --> 00:34:55,359 An Olympian non-blinker. 851 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,196 OKAY, THEN. 852 00:34:57,196 --> 00:34:58,527 Yeah. 853 00:34:58,527 --> 00:35:00,727 SEE YOU IN THE A.M.? 854 00:35:00,727 --> 00:35:03,664 BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. 855 00:35:03,664 --> 00:35:05,105 I’M SORRY. 856 00:35:05,105 --> 00:35:07,173 Hey, don’t be. 857 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:09,340 ♪ 858 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:32,726 \hI JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR HELPING OUT WITH MIKE TODAY 859 00:35:32,726 --> 00:35:34,365 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND FOR GETTING ME CHICKEN SOUP. 860 00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:37,698 OH, AND FOR CLEANING THAT MESS. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT WAS AWESOME. 861 00:35:37,698 --> 00:35:39,073 SERIOUSLY. 862 00:35:39,073 --> 00:35:40,833 YOU’RE VERY WELCOME. 863 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,948 \h\h\h\h\hIT’S OKAY. I REALLY WON’T BITE. 864 00:35:45,948 --> 00:35:49,611 YOU STARTED THIS BUSINESS ALL BY YOURSELF A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, 865 00:35:49,611 --> 00:35:51,954 \h\hAND NOW YOU HAVE A STAFF OF 220 PEOPLE. 866 00:35:51,954 --> 00:35:53,714 REMEMBER WHO DID THAT. 867 00:35:53,714 --> 00:35:54,913 WHO? 868 00:35:54,913 --> 00:35:56,288 [ CHUCKLES ] 869 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:59,126 UM, THANK YOU. 870 00:35:59,126 --> 00:36:02,195 AND I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP. 871 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:07,068 -MOMMY. -HEY! 872 00:36:07,068 --> 00:36:08,168 HI. 873 00:36:08,168 --> 00:36:10,599 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-HI. -HERE’S MY FAVORITE GIRL. 874 00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:13,602 \hHEY, BABY. [ SMOOCHES ] 875 00:36:13,602 --> 00:36:15,076 -HI, HONEY. \h\h\h-HEY. 876 00:36:16,407 --> 00:36:18,310 OVER THE HUMP. 877 00:36:20,609 --> 00:36:21,907 SO, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 878 00:36:21,907 --> 00:36:23,678 \h\h\hKIND OF OKAY. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 879 00:36:23,678 --> 00:36:26,417 MADDIE SAID SHE DIDN’T WANT TO \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBE MY FRIEND ANYMORE. 880 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:27,847 OH. 881 00:36:27,847 --> 00:36:29,519 \h\h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T THINK SHE MEANT IT. 882 00:36:29,519 --> 00:36:31,356 SHE’D MISS YOU TOO MUCH. \h\h\h\h\h\h[ SMOOCHES ] 883 00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:35,162 I’M STARTING TO THINK THAT MADDIE IS BIPOLAR. 884 00:36:35,162 --> 00:36:37,428 WE GO THROUGH THIS \hEVERY OTHER DAY. 885 00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:38,792 WE DO. 886 00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:41,102 OH, HOW WAS YOUR MEETING? IT WAS TODAY, RIGHT? 887 00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:42,928 YEAH, JUST HAD IT. 888 00:36:42,928 --> 00:36:45,139 MOMMY, I THINK I’M WINNING. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLOOK! 889 00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:47,108 OH, THAT IS SO COOL. 890 00:36:47,108 --> 00:36:49,473 \h\h\h\hYEAH, THAT’S THE PLAY-DOH CAKE CHALLENGE. 891 00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:51,046 WE’RE NOT FINISHING \h\hUNTIL TOMORROW, 892 00:36:51,046 --> 00:36:53,345 SO PLEASE HOLD ON ALL JUDGING. 893 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,875 NOT TO MENTION THAT WE HAD AN ACCIDENT WITH MINE 894 00:36:55,875 --> 00:36:59,351 WHEN SOMEONE, NOT TO NAME ANY NAMES, PUT HER ELBOW IN IT. 895 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:01,551 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-WHAT? -IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 896 00:37:01,551 --> 00:37:04,488 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, I GOT TO SAY, I LOVE THE PINK ONE A LOT. 897 00:37:04,488 --> 00:37:06,853 \h\h\h\hTHAT’S MINE. ARE YOU HAPPY AT ME? 898 00:37:06,853 --> 00:37:10,296 I AM SO HAPPY AT YOU. I’M BEYOND HAPPY AT YOU. 899 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:12,298 DADDY HELPED ME WITH THE ICING. 900 00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:13,893 GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS. 901 00:37:13,893 --> 00:37:15,631 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO, HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU YOUR BATH, OKAY? 902 00:37:15,631 --> 00:37:16,995 \h\h\hWAIT, HANG ON. I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL. 903 00:37:16,995 --> 00:37:19,074 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO, YOU DIDN’T LIKE THE GUY? 904 00:37:19,074 --> 00:37:21,505 \h\h\h\h\hHE WASN’T A GOOD FIT FOR ME. 905 00:37:21,505 --> 00:37:24,706 BUT A LOT OF OTHER NAMES \h\h\h\h\hON THE LIST, SO... 906 00:37:24,706 --> 00:37:25,872 YEAH. 907 00:37:25,872 --> 00:37:27,676 \h\h\h\h\hI’M GONNA BEAT YOU UPSTAIRS. 908 00:37:27,676 --> 00:37:31,317 ♪ DO I WANT YOU? ♪ 909 00:37:31,317 --> 00:37:34,683 ♪ OH, MY, DO I? ♪ 910 00:37:34,683 --> 00:37:36,157 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] 911 00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:38,093 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBEN, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN DAYS. 912 00:37:38,093 --> 00:37:40,260 THAT’S RIGHT, HOMEY. \h\hBEN’S GOT A JOB. 913 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:42,328 \h\h\h\h\h\hPatty: OH, YOU’RE NEVER HOME. 914 00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:45,694 \h\hWHAT DO YOU DO-- NEVER MIND. IT’S PATTY. 915 00:37:45,694 --> 00:37:47,399 [ ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ] 916 00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:51,337 ♪ OH, MY, AND I DO I? ♪ 917 00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:54,670 ♪ YOU KNOW, HONEY ♪ 918 00:37:54,670 --> 00:37:57,112 ♪ ’DEED I DO ♪ 919 00:37:57,112 --> 00:38:00,544 [ DIALING ] 920 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,942 ♪ I’M GLAD THAT I’M THE ONE ♪ 921 00:38:02,942 --> 00:38:04,086 FIONA: Hello? 922 00:38:04,086 --> 00:38:05,912 HI, UH, FIONA. 923 00:38:05,912 --> 00:38:08,255 IT’S BEN WHITTAKER FROM ABOUT THE FIT. 924 00:38:08,255 --> 00:38:10,950 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, hey. It’s good to hear your voice. 925 00:38:10,950 --> 00:38:12,721 \h\h\h\hOH, IT’S GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE, TOO. 926 00:38:12,721 --> 00:38:14,954 \h\h\hIt was great meeting you today. 927 00:38:14,954 --> 00:38:17,297 I CALLED YOU QUICKER THAN YOU THOUGHT I WOULD. 928 00:38:17,297 --> 00:38:19,167 I’m glad you did. \h\h\h[ Laughs ] 929 00:38:29,243 --> 00:38:30,871 JULES. 930 00:38:30,871 --> 00:38:33,775 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hShh. Let her sleep, Dad. 931 00:38:33,775 --> 00:38:35,876 Okay. 932 00:38:35,876 --> 00:38:38,648 Okay. 933 00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:44,621 WHEN I HEARD THAT, I WAS LIKE, "GOOD, 934 00:38:44,621 --> 00:38:46,953 BECAUSE I DEFINITELY WASN’T \hEATING LUNCHABLES BEFORE." 935 00:38:46,953 --> 00:38:49,593 ] 936 00:38:49,593 --> 00:38:51,430 YEAH, THEY’RE COMING OUT WITH 937 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,465 A MORE GROWN-UP VERSION \h\h\h\h\hOF LUNCHABLES. 938 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,731 \h\h\h\h\h\hUH, THEY’RE CALLED SO YOU STILL CAN’T COOK-ABLES. 939 00:38:55,731 --> 00:38:59,240 UH, GROW-UP-ABLES ALREADY. 940 00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:00,868 [ TELEVISION SHUTS OFF ] 941 00:39:06,841 --> 00:39:08,513 I TRIED TO STAY UP. 942 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,317 I KNOW. 943 00:39:10,317 --> 00:39:13,353 I’M SORRY I FELL ASLEEP IN THERE. I JUST PASSED OUT. 944 00:39:13,353 --> 00:39:16,587 I KNOW WE HAD A PLAN TO HAVE A GROWN-UP CONVERSATION. 945 00:39:16,587 --> 00:39:19,392 \h\h\h\hYOU WANT TO NETFLIX SOMETHING? 946 00:39:25,992 --> 00:39:27,598 HM? 947 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:30,128 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’M SORRY. I JUST FELL OUT FOR A SECOND. 948 00:39:30,128 --> 00:39:32,438 IT’S OKAY. 949 00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:34,869 PAIGE LEARNED TO SAY \h"HUMONGOUS" TODAY. 950 00:39:34,869 --> 00:39:36,101 REALLY? 951 00:39:36,101 --> 00:39:37,641 CRACKS ME UP. 952 00:39:37,641 --> 00:39:39,676 SHE LOOKS AT ME, \h\h\h\hSHE SAYS, 953 00:39:39,676 --> 00:39:43,108 "YOU’RE A VERY HUMONGOUS DAD, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDAD." 954 00:39:43,108 --> 00:39:44,109 OH. 955 00:39:44,109 --> 00:39:46,221 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 956 00:39:46,221 --> 00:39:50,192 \h\h\h\h\hOH, GOD. YOU KNOW I HATE TO SOUND LIKE THE OTHER MOMS. 957 00:39:50,192 --> 00:39:52,788 BUT I’M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE \h\h\h\h\hI NEED A LITTLE ME TIME. 958 00:39:52,788 --> 00:39:55,560 I KNOW. 959 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,030 GOOD NIGHT. 960 00:40:10,971 --> 00:40:13,248 ANYBODY HOME? 961 00:40:13,248 --> 00:40:16,251 CAN’T KEEP MY EYES OPEN, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJULE. 962 00:40:16,251 --> 00:40:17,813 WE’LL DO IT TOMORROW, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY? 963 00:40:22,224 --> 00:40:24,754 [ SIGHS ] 964 00:40:32,399 --> 00:40:34,335 CAN YOU TURN OUT \h\h\hYOUR LIGHT? 965 00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:47,414 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 966 00:40:50,681 --> 00:40:51,748 [ TELEPHONE BEEPS ] 967 00:40:51,748 --> 00:40:52,881 HELLO? 968 00:40:52,881 --> 00:40:54,388 \hHey, Ben. It’s Becky. 969 00:40:54,388 --> 00:40:55,851 From Jules’ office? 970 00:40:55,851 --> 00:40:57,182 YEAH, HEY. WHAT’S UP? 971 00:40:57,182 --> 00:40:58,458 Jules’ driver is M.I.A. 972 00:40:58,458 --> 00:40:59,756 He’s not answering \hany of my texts. 973 00:40:59,756 --> 00:41:01,461 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI know you drove Jules yesterday, 974 00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:02,924 and I didn’t hear \hany complaints. 975 00:41:02,924 --> 00:41:04,365 So can you pick her up \h\h\h\h\h\hthis morning? 976 00:41:04,365 --> 00:41:06,532 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-SURE. -You know where she lives? 977 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:09,304 -I WAS THERE YESTERDAY. -Okay, so you remember. 978 00:41:09,304 --> 00:41:11,064 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YEAH. -And you’re hearing me, right? 979 00:41:11,064 --> 00:41:12,802 LOUD AND CLEAR, BOSS. 980 00:41:12,802 --> 00:41:15,101 \h\h\hOkay, so be there at 7:45, ring the bell, and walk away. 981 00:41:15,101 --> 00:41:16,234 She’ll know it’s you. 982 00:41:16,234 --> 00:41:17,873 RING BELL, WALK AWAY. GOT IT. 983 00:41:21,415 --> 00:41:23,208 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 984 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,518 OH, WALK AWAY. 985 00:41:26,453 --> 00:41:28,719 \hHANG ON. I’M COMING. 986 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:30,149 HI. HERE FOR JULES? 987 00:41:30,149 --> 00:41:31,788 \h\h\hYEAH, HI, SORRY. I’LL WAIT IN THE CAR. 988 00:41:31,788 --> 00:41:34,087 UH, SHE’S ON A CALL. DO YOU WANT TO COME IN? 989 00:41:34,087 --> 00:41:35,561 I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE. 990 00:41:35,561 --> 00:41:36,727 COULD BE A WHILE. 991 00:41:36,727 --> 00:41:37,992 I’M MATT. 992 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:40,896 BEN WHITTAKER. 993 00:41:40,896 --> 00:41:42,502 GOOD TO MEET YOU. \h\h\hCOME ON IN. 994 00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:44,900 \hLEGOS EVERYWHERE, SO WATCH YOUR STEP. 995 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:46,440 SURE. 996 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,904 Jules: MAYBE FEATURE SOME BLOGGERS ON THE HOMEPAGE? 997 00:41:48,904 --> 00:41:50,774 HAVE A SEAT, BEN. 998 00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:52,677 HEY, PAIGE, THIS IS BEN. \h\h\h\hHE WORKS WITH MOMMY. 999 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:53,975 -HI. -HI. 1000 00:41:53,975 --> 00:41:55,779 \h\h\h\h\h\hI’M PLAYING PRINCESS MEMORY GAME. 1001 00:41:55,779 --> 00:41:58,419 \h\h\h\h\h\hOH, YEAH. LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE ABOUT TO WIN. 1002 00:41:58,419 --> 00:41:59,948 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO, YOUR JULES’ NEW DRIVER? 1003 00:41:59,948 --> 00:42:02,082 \hNO, ACTUALLY, I’M HER INTERN. 1004 00:42:02,082 --> 00:42:04,359 THAT’S HYSTERICAL. 1005 00:42:04,359 --> 00:42:06,460 \h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW WHAT AN INTERN IS? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO. 1006 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:08,253 \h\h\h\hTHAT’S OKAY. EVERYONE THINKS IT’S HYSTERICAL. 1007 00:42:08,253 --> 00:42:10,992 HEY, MATT, DID A-- 1008 00:42:10,992 --> 00:42:12,763 MORNING. 1009 00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:15,370 MORNING. 1010 00:42:15,370 --> 00:42:17,537 \hIS THAT ALL DRY-CLEANING? 1011 00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:19,836 \h\h\hTHESE THREE ARE. THESE TWO ARE LAUNDRY. 1012 00:42:19,836 --> 00:42:22,267 \h\hAND THIS BUTTON -- THIS BUTTON IS MISSING. 1013 00:42:22,267 --> 00:42:23,840 I MEAN, IT’S LOOSE, SO... 1014 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,874 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-OKAY. -IF THEY COULD JUST... 1015 00:42:24,874 --> 00:42:26,271 -YOU GOT IT. \h\h-THANKS. 1016 00:42:26,271 --> 00:42:27,547 \h\h\hHEY, AND, HONEY, UH, BEFORE YOU LEAVE, 1017 00:42:27,547 --> 00:42:28,713 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJUST GOT TO GO OVER A COUPLE THINGS. 1018 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,044 OKAY. 1019 00:42:30,044 --> 00:42:32,387 -LOOK WHO I FOUND. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YAY! 1020 00:42:32,387 --> 00:42:34,785 -HE WAS IN YOUR HAMPER. \h\h\h\h\h\h-THANK YOU. 1021 00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:36,457 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMATTY, DID AN ATF BOX ARRIVE FOR ME? 1022 00:42:36,457 --> 00:42:37,953 ON THE TABLE. 1023 00:42:37,953 --> 00:42:39,955 \h\hUH, I -- I THINK I’LL JUST WAIT -- WAIT OUT-- 1024 00:42:39,955 --> 00:42:43,123 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBEN. DO YOU WANT A RAISIN? 1025 00:42:43,123 --> 00:42:44,960 \h-THANK YOU. -[ GIGGLES ] 1026 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,699 OKAY, SO TONIGHT, YOU’RE WORKING... 1027 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,833 ARE YOU LISTENING, OR DID I LOSE YOU? 1028 00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:50,900 \h\h\h\h\h\hBEN, IS SHE LISTENING? 1029 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,506 I AM TOTALLY LISTENING. 1030 00:42:52,506 --> 00:42:54,706 \h\h\hI ORDERED SOME STUFF TO CHECK ON HOW IT ARRIVED. 1031 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:56,708 NOT GREAT, BY THE WAY. 1032 00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:57,973 \hGO ON. TONIGHT? 1033 00:42:57,973 --> 00:42:59,711 \h\hYEAH, OKAY. YOU’RE WORKING, 1034 00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:02,516 \h\hSO PAIGE AND I ARE GONNA GO TO MY MOM’S FOR DINNER. 1035 00:43:02,516 --> 00:43:04,551 \h\h\h\h\hAFTER SCHOOL’S RUBY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 1036 00:43:04,551 --> 00:43:06,421 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND, UH, WHAT ABOUT NEXT MONDAY? 1037 00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:08,346 DO YOU KNOW YET IF WE CAN GO TO \h\hDINNER WITH ROBBIE AND ANNIE? 1038 00:43:08,346 --> 00:43:10,920 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, I’M SO SLAMMED NEXT WEEK. 1039 00:43:12,218 --> 00:43:14,495 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’M SORRY. IF YOU WANT TO GO, I’LL MAKE IT. 1040 00:43:14,495 --> 00:43:17,157 \h\h\h\h-WHEN WAS IT? -OH, MY GOD. MONDAY. 1041 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:21,326 OKAY, I’M SORRY. I WAS FIXATED \h\h\h\h\hON THIS TISSUE PAPER. 1042 00:43:21,326 --> 00:43:22,569 I WILL BE THERE. 1043 00:43:22,569 --> 00:43:24,263 OKAY. 1044 00:43:24,263 --> 00:43:27,200 THANK YOU FOR THE COFFEE. THANKS FOR LETTING ME PLAY. 1045 00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,366 OH! SORRY. 1046 00:43:28,366 --> 00:43:29,741 I’LL MEET YOU IN THE CAR. 1047 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:32,040 ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO GO. \h\h\hCOME ON, SWEETIE. 1048 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,371 \h\h\h\h\hBEN, WE’RE GONNA DROP PAIGE AT SCHOOL, OKAY? 1049 00:43:33,371 --> 00:43:34,878 -HERE WE GO. -LET’S DO IT. 1050 00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:37,848 KISS DADDY GOODBYE. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hMWAH! 1051 00:43:37,848 --> 00:43:41,049 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hHEY, WAIT. YOU FORGOT YOUR DOGGY. 1052 00:43:41,049 --> 00:43:42,622 [ SMOOCHES ] 1053 00:43:45,185 --> 00:43:47,055 MATT SEEMS LIKE A TERRIFIC GUY. 1054 00:43:47,055 --> 00:43:49,761 HMM? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSORRY, \h\h\h\h\h\hDIDN’T MEAN TO INTERRUPT. 1055 00:43:49,761 --> 00:43:52,357 UH, THAT’S OKAY. \hI AGREE. HE IS. 1056 00:43:52,357 --> 00:43:53,963 WHO? THE DAD? 1057 00:43:53,963 --> 00:43:56,097 THAT’S WHAT THE OTHER KIDS CALL MATT 1058 00:43:56,097 --> 00:43:58,902 BECAUSE HE’S THE ONLY DAD IN A SEA OF MOMS. 1059 00:43:58,902 --> 00:44:00,475 \h\h\hI’VE READ ABOUT THESE HOUSEHUSBANDS. 1060 00:44:00,475 --> 00:44:02,367 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIT’S INTERESTING HOW THAT ALL WORKED JUST NOW. 1061 00:44:02,367 --> 00:44:05,546 THEY ACTUALLY PREFER TO BE CALLED STAY-AT-HOME DADS. 1062 00:44:05,546 --> 00:44:07,482 \h\h\h\hOH, SORRY. DID NOT KNOW THAT. 1063 00:44:07,482 --> 00:44:09,451 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, IT’S VERY ADMIRABLE. 1064 00:44:09,451 --> 00:44:11,409 \h\h\h\h\hHE’S A REAL 21st-CENTURY FATHER. 1065 00:44:11,409 --> 00:44:12,784 HE IS. 1066 00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,720 \h\h\h\h\hHE ACTUALLY HAD A GREAT JOB IN MARKETING, 1067 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,755 \h\h\h\h\h\hBUT, UM, WHEN ABOUT THE FIT TOOK OFF, 1068 00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:19,318 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE LEFT TO BE A FULL-TIME DAD. 1069 00:44:19,318 --> 00:44:21,892 TOTALLY SAVED OUR BUTTS. 1070 00:44:27,568 --> 00:44:28,965 [ KEYS CLICKING ] 1071 00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:36,676 OH, WE’RE HERE, \h\h\hBIG GIRL. 1072 00:44:36,676 --> 00:44:39,173 I DO THIS IN THE CAFETERIA 1073 00:44:39,173 --> 00:44:42,341 \hTO MY LUNCH FRIENDS WHEN THEY’RE DON’T LOOKING. 1074 00:44:42,341 --> 00:44:44,112 -YOU DO THAT? -HEY, JULES. 1075 00:44:44,112 --> 00:44:46,246 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHI. NICE TO SEE YOU HERE. 1076 00:44:46,246 --> 00:44:47,753 \h\h\h\h\hUH, NOT SURE IF YOU GOT OUR E-MAIL, 1077 00:44:47,753 --> 00:44:49,623 BUT WE’RE DOING A FIESTA LUNCH \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNEXT FRIDAY, 1078 00:44:49,623 --> 00:44:51,592 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND WE THOUGHT YOU COULD BRING THE GUACAMOLE. 1079 00:44:51,592 --> 00:44:54,595 UH, YOU PROBABLY WON’T HAVE TIME TO MAKE IT, SO YOU CAN BUY IT. 1080 00:44:54,595 --> 00:44:56,289 WHICH IS FINE. 1081 00:44:56,289 --> 00:44:58,357 ENOUGH FOR 18. 1082 00:44:58,357 --> 00:45:00,029 NO, I CAN MAKE IT. IT’S NOT A PROBLEM. 1083 00:45:00,029 --> 00:45:01,932 \h\h\h\h\h\hGREAT. MATT CAN BRING IT. 1084 00:45:01,932 --> 00:45:02,966 TOTALLY. 1085 00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:05,001 BYE. 1086 00:45:05,001 --> 00:45:07,806 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hALL RIGHT. HAVE A GREAT DAY, SWEET PEA. 1087 00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:09,368 HAVE FUN AT RUBY’S PARTY, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY? 1088 00:45:09,368 --> 00:45:12,646 MOMMY? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE GUACAMOLE? 1089 00:45:12,646 --> 00:45:14,340 \h\h\h\h\h\hYES, I DO. REALLY WELL, IN FACT. 1090 00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:16,111 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWE’RE -- WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT TOGETHER. 1091 00:45:16,111 --> 00:45:18,146 \h\h\h\hAND AFTER THAT, WE’LL HAVE A MOTHER-DAUGHTER DANCE PARTY? 1092 00:45:18,146 --> 00:45:20,445 [ CHUCKLES ] 1093 00:45:20,445 --> 00:45:22,414 HEY, MADDIE. \hWHAT’S UP? 1094 00:45:25,186 --> 00:45:27,155 Bipolar. 1095 00:45:27,155 --> 00:45:28,728 OH, MY GOD. 1096 00:45:28,728 --> 00:45:30,026 COME HERE. 1097 00:45:30,026 --> 00:45:31,324 OH, I LOVE YOU, \h\h\hBIG GIRL. 1098 00:45:31,324 --> 00:45:32,864 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 1099 00:45:32,864 --> 00:45:35,493 GOD. 1100 00:45:35,493 --> 00:45:37,902 TAKING THE HIGH ROAD IS EXHAUSTING. 1101 00:45:37,902 --> 00:45:39,739 IT’S 2015. [ SEAT BELT CLICKS ] 1102 00:45:39,739 --> 00:45:41,840 ARE WE REALLY STILL CRITICAL OF WORKING MOMS? 1103 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,469 SERIOUSLY? STILL? 1104 00:45:44,469 --> 00:45:47,879 \h\h\h\h\hI’M SORRY. THAT WAS ALL RHETORICAL. 1105 00:45:47,879 --> 00:45:49,342 THERE’S NO NEED \h\hTO RESPOND. 1106 00:45:49,342 --> 00:45:50,882 WASN’T GOING TO. 1107 00:45:50,882 --> 00:45:53,379 [ CELLPHONE DINGS ] 1108 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:09,395 OH, BEN. 1109 00:46:09,395 --> 00:46:10,902 \h\h\h\h\h\hI WANT TO STOP BY THE WAREHOUSE. 1110 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,497 480 GREENPOINT. 1111 00:46:12,497 --> 00:46:13,740 SURE. 1112 00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:17,337 \h\h\hNO, NO, NO, NO. YOU WANT TO MAKE A RIGHT. 1113 00:46:17,337 --> 00:46:19,240 \h\h9th TO HAMILTON TO THE EXPRESSWAY. 1114 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:22,243 \h\h\hUH, I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE 4th TO FLATBUSH. MUCH FASTER. 1115 00:46:22,243 --> 00:46:24,916 I-IT WON’T BE. 1116 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,918 BY 12 MINUTES, AT LEAST. 1117 00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:28,282 CAN I TRY? 1118 00:46:31,087 --> 00:46:32,418 I APOLOGIZE. 1119 00:46:32,418 --> 00:46:34,354 NO NEED. 1120 00:46:34,354 --> 00:46:38,391 Jules: TRY TO LINE THE DOTS UP \h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE BEST YOU CAN. 1121 00:46:38,391 --> 00:46:40,096 AND THEN... 1122 00:46:40,096 --> 00:46:41,559 OKAY. 1123 00:46:41,559 --> 00:46:44,397 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIF YOU CAN, TRY TO PULL THIS TOWARDS YOU, 1124 00:46:44,397 --> 00:46:45,464 HOLDING IT ON THE OUTSIDE. 1125 00:46:45,464 --> 00:46:47,708 GOOD MEETING YOU. 1126 00:46:52,570 --> 00:46:54,275 \h\h\h\hOKAY, SO THEN PUT THAT ON LIGHTLY. 1127 00:46:54,275 --> 00:46:56,277 PUT IT DOWN WITH TWO. \h\h\h\h\hSECURE IT. 1128 00:46:59,313 --> 00:47:00,787 OUR PACKAGE SHOULD FEEL LIKE \h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEY’RE GETTING 1129 00:47:00,787 --> 00:47:02,888 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA LITTLE GIFT THAT THEY BOUGHT FOR THEMSELVES. 1130 00:47:05,286 --> 00:47:08,630 \h\h\h\h♪ TALL AND TAN AND YOUNG AND LOVELY ♪ 1131 00:47:08,630 --> 00:47:10,258 ♪ THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA \h\h\h\hGOES WALKING ♪ 1132 00:47:10,258 --> 00:47:13,635 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] \h\h\hIT’S OPEN. 1133 00:47:13,635 --> 00:47:14,735 BEN. 1134 00:47:14,735 --> 00:47:16,330 \h\h\h\h-WOW. -COME ON IN. 1135 00:47:16,330 --> 00:47:18,332 -DIDN’T EXPECT THIS. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YEAH. 1136 00:47:18,332 --> 00:47:20,939 I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS A LITTLE BIT OF PARADISE. 1137 00:47:20,939 --> 00:47:23,645 CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A BACK RUB? OH, NO, THANKS. 1138 00:47:23,645 --> 00:47:26,175 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI JUST CAME BY BECAUSE I FOUND OUT I HAVE TO WORK LATE. 1139 00:47:26,175 --> 00:47:28,144 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH. THEN NO DINNER TONIGHT. 1140 00:47:28,144 --> 00:47:30,982 \h\h\hSORRY. I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. 1141 00:47:30,982 --> 00:47:32,478 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT I’M HOPING WE CAN PICK ANOTHER NIGHT. 1142 00:47:32,478 --> 00:47:34,513 \h\hOF COURSE. COME SIT DOWN. 1143 00:47:34,513 --> 00:47:36,350 LET ME HAVE YOUR JACKET. 1144 00:47:36,350 --> 00:47:37,758 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-OH. -JUST FOR A MINUTE. 1145 00:47:37,758 --> 00:47:39,661 COME ON. RELAX. 1146 00:47:39,661 --> 00:47:42,323 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, HOW ABOUT A FOOT MASSAGE? 1147 00:47:42,323 --> 00:47:43,797 DURING OFFICE HOURS? 1148 00:47:43,797 --> 00:47:46,096 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, THAT’S KIND OF THE POINT. 1149 00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:48,670 \h-MAY I? -WELL... 1150 00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:50,705 OKAY. 1151 00:47:53,301 --> 00:47:54,676 IT’S ALREADY PRETTY GOOD. 1152 00:47:54,676 --> 00:47:56,634 \h\h\h\h\h\hALL I’VE DONE IS TAKE OFF YOUR SOCK. 1153 00:47:56,634 --> 00:47:58,812 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, NO ONE’S EVER DONE THAT BETTER. 1154 00:47:58,812 --> 00:48:00,374 JUST RELAX. 1155 00:48:00,374 --> 00:48:01,683 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1156 00:48:01,683 --> 00:48:03,344 PUT YOUR HEAD BACK. 1157 00:48:03,344 --> 00:48:04,884 OH. 1158 00:48:04,884 --> 00:48:06,886 SO, WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESCHEDULE? 1159 00:48:06,886 --> 00:48:08,448 \h-TOMORROW? -[ CHUCKLES ] 1160 00:48:08,448 --> 00:48:10,516 \h\h\hCAN’T TOMORROW. WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY? 1161 00:48:10,516 --> 00:48:11,825 GOOD. 1162 00:48:11,825 --> 00:48:14,520 \h\h\h\h\h\hOH, GOD. THIS IS ENORMOUSLY SATISFYING. 1163 00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:15,862 \h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT TIME SHOULD I PICK YOU UP? 1164 00:48:15,862 --> 00:48:18,062 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNOON? I LOVE DAYTIME DATES. 1165 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:20,064 LUNCH, PERFECT. \hIT’S SOONER. 1166 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,528 SO, HOW’S IT GOING? \h\h\hHOW’S JULES? 1167 00:48:22,528 --> 00:48:25,003 I MEAN, SHE WORKS ON ALL CYLINDERS ALL THE TIME. 1168 00:48:25,003 --> 00:48:28,138 DOESN’T STOP, DOESN’T SLEEP, NEVER SEE HER EAT. 1169 00:48:28,138 --> 00:48:30,470 MAYBE IT’S GOOD THAT I’M HERE, YOU KNOW? 1170 00:48:30,470 --> 00:48:32,472 I HOPE I CAN HELP HER. 1171 00:48:32,472 --> 00:48:35,376 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE A GOOD GUY. 1172 00:48:35,376 --> 00:48:36,784 I KNEW IT. 1173 00:48:38,346 --> 00:48:40,051 TRY TO RELAX. 1174 00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:41,580 OH. 1175 00:48:41,580 --> 00:48:43,021 OH. 1176 00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:44,088 OH. 1177 00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:45,584 OOH. 1178 00:48:45,584 --> 00:48:47,652 [ MOANING ] 1179 00:48:49,764 --> 00:48:52,459 OH. WOW. 1180 00:48:53,867 --> 00:48:55,264 OH, MY GOD. 1181 00:48:55,264 --> 00:48:56,738 I’M SORRY! I’M LEAVING! \h\h\h\h\hI’M LEAVING! 1182 00:48:56,738 --> 00:48:58,773 SORRY! DON’T STOP! \h\h\hI’M LEAVING. 1183 00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:00,038 OH, MY SHOE. 1184 00:49:00,038 --> 00:49:01,270 SORRY. 1185 00:49:05,879 --> 00:49:07,375 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-SO? -I DON’T KNOW, KID. 1186 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:09,080 \h\h\h\h\hTHIS LEASE DOESN’T LOOK SO HOT TO ME. 1187 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,544 THREE-MONTH SECURITY DEPOSIT. YOU MUST REALLY LOVE THIS PLACE. 1188 00:49:11,544 --> 00:49:13,117 NO, IT’S HORRIBLE. 1189 00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:15,680 BUT I CAN GET IN \h\h\hTHIS WEEK. 1190 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,924 WELL, IF I WERE YOU, I’D KEEP LOOKING. 1191 00:49:17,924 --> 00:49:19,288 \h\h\h-OKAY. -HEY, LEWIS. 1192 00:49:19,288 --> 00:49:21,521 \h\h\h\h\hWHAT’S UP? I’VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO AWAKE. 1193 00:49:21,521 --> 00:49:24,458 I WAS JUST ASKED TO DELIVER THIS HUGE ORDER TO TRIBECA, 1194 00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:26,196 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND I THINK IT’S TO JAY Z’s APARTMENT. 1195 00:49:26,196 --> 00:49:27,967 \h\h\h\h\hI’M NOT KIDDING. LOOK, IT SAYS, "S. CARTER." 1196 00:49:27,967 --> 00:49:30,101 -I’M A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. -I DON’T KNOW WHO THAT IS, 1197 00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,696 \h\h\h\h\hBUT IS THIS SOMEONE YOU WANT TO IMPRESS? 1198 00:49:31,696 --> 00:49:33,533 THIS IS A GENIUS, BEN. 1199 00:49:33,533 --> 00:49:36,602 WHOA, WHAT IF BEYONCé \h\h\h\h\h\hOPENS THE DOOR? OH, MY GOD. 1200 00:49:36,602 --> 00:49:38,274 \h\hOKAY, NOW I KNOW WHO YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. 1201 00:49:38,274 --> 00:49:40,782 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT ON A PROPER SHIRT WITH A COLLAR. 1202 00:49:40,782 --> 00:49:42,740 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA COLLAR? THESE ARE HIP-HOP PEOPLE. 1203 00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:45,083 DRESS TO IMPRESS, LEWIS. GO TO THE RACK. 1204 00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,788 FIND A BOYFRIEND SHIRT THAT FITS. 1205 00:49:46,788 --> 00:49:49,318 BRING THE HAIR DOWN IF YOU CAN. TUCK IN THE SHIRT. 1206 00:49:49,318 --> 00:49:51,122 \hWHY DOESN’T ANYBODY TUCK ANYTHING IN ANYMORE? 1207 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,453 OH, I’M ASKING YOU. 1208 00:49:52,453 --> 00:49:53,553 OKAY, OKAY. 1209 00:49:53,553 --> 00:49:55,797 BENJAMIN... 1210 00:49:55,797 --> 00:49:57,458 WE MADE SOME PROGRESS. 1211 00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:59,130 \h\h\h\hVERY BIG DAY FOR THE INTERN TEAM. 1212 00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:00,296 IT WAS GREAT. 1213 00:50:00,296 --> 00:50:01,594 I MEAN, SHE YELLED AT ME, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT -- 1214 00:50:01,594 --> 00:50:02,837 \h\hSHE YELLS AT ME ALL THE TIME, TOO. 1215 00:50:02,837 --> 00:50:04,102 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hRIGHT? IT WAS COMMUNICATION. 1216 00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:05,235 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YEAH. -IT WAS A BREAKTHROUGH. 1217 00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:06,500 YEAH. 1218 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,238 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHOO! OH, YOU WANT ONE TOO? 1219 00:50:08,238 --> 00:50:09,844 -YEAH. -OKAY. 1220 00:50:09,844 --> 00:50:12,341 \h\hOKAY, BOYS. I’M POSSIBLY MEETING JAY Z AND/OR BEYONCé, 1221 00:50:12,341 --> 00:50:13,639 AND I’M IN A BLOUSE. 1222 00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:15,817 \h\h\hWEAR IT, DUDE. IT’S AN IMPROVEMENT. 1223 00:50:15,817 --> 00:50:16,818 NOT TRUE. 1224 00:50:16,818 --> 00:50:18,116 BIG ONE. 1225 00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:21,218 ♪ 1226 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,186 -I HATE EATING ALONE. \h\h\h\h\h\h-SO DO I. 1227 00:50:55,186 --> 00:50:57,122 YOU KNOW, YOU DON’T ACTUALLY \h\h\h\hHAVE TO KEEP DOING THAT. 1228 00:50:57,122 --> 00:50:59,190 OH, FORCE OF HABIT. 1229 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,389 HERE YOU GO. 1230 00:51:00,389 --> 00:51:01,456 \h\h\h\h\hSWIPED THESE FROM THE TECH FRIDGE. 1231 00:51:01,456 --> 00:51:02,897 OH, NICE GOING. 1232 00:51:02,897 --> 00:51:04,657 YOU WANT A SLICE? 1233 00:51:04,657 --> 00:51:06,593 SURE, THANKS. 1234 00:51:08,826 --> 00:51:10,003 CHEERS. 1235 00:51:10,003 --> 00:51:11,268 CHEERS. 1236 00:51:16,911 --> 00:51:19,045 \h\h\h\h\hI NOTICED A COUPLE HOURS AGO, 1237 00:51:19,045 --> 00:51:21,509 \h\hYOU HAD A MEETING WITH ANOTHER POSSIBLE CEO. 1238 00:51:21,509 --> 00:51:23,808 I SAW HIM ARRIVE. \hHOW’D THAT GO? 1239 00:51:23,808 --> 00:51:25,678 IT WAS GOING WELL... 1240 00:51:25,678 --> 00:51:27,218 UNTIL HE CALLED US -- 1241 00:51:27,218 --> 00:51:30,023 I BELIEVE THE TERM HE USED \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWAS A "CHICK SITE." 1242 00:51:30,023 --> 00:51:33,686 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND I DIDN’T HEAR ANYTHING HE SAID AFTER THAT. 1243 00:51:33,686 --> 00:51:36,359 APPARENTLY, SELLING CLOTHES \h\h\hMAKES US A "CHICK SITE." 1244 00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:37,525 I MEAN, REALLY? 1245 00:51:37,525 --> 00:51:39,032 HOW IS THIS NOT LEGIT? 1246 00:51:39,032 --> 00:51:41,760 I COULDN’T AGREE MORE. I FIND THAT SURPRISING. 1247 00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,235 \h\h\h\h\h\hREALLY? SEXISM IN BUSINESS? 1248 00:51:46,402 --> 00:51:48,272 SO... 1249 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:50,571 WHAT DID YOU DO FOR WORK, BEN, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBEFORE YOU RETIRED? 1250 00:51:50,571 --> 00:51:53,079 I WAS A V.P. FOR DEX ONE. 1251 00:51:53,079 --> 00:51:54,245 PHONEBOOKS? 1252 00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:56,346 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH. I WAS IN CHARGE OF PRINTING, 1253 00:51:56,346 --> 00:51:58,678 AND BEFORE THAT I RAN SALES AND ADVERTISING. 1254 00:51:58,678 --> 00:52:00,482 BIG JOBS. 1255 00:52:02,616 --> 00:52:04,992 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWASN’T THIS A FACTORY THAT USED TO MAKE PHONEBOOKS? 1256 00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:11,064 NO. WHAT? 1257 00:52:11,064 --> 00:52:13,099 -YEAH. -WHAT? 1258 00:52:13,099 --> 00:52:15,937 \h\h\h\h\hTHIS IS WHERE YOU WORKED? 1259 00:52:15,937 --> 00:52:18,203 FOR ALMOST 40 YEARS. 1260 00:52:19,270 --> 00:52:20,733 [ CHUCKLES LIGHTLY ] 1261 00:52:20,733 --> 00:52:22,207 YEAH. 1262 00:52:22,207 --> 00:52:24,902 FOR TWENTY-SOME YEARS I SAT RIGHT BY THAT WINDOW. 1263 00:52:24,902 --> 00:52:27,047 THAT WAS MY OFFICE. 1264 00:52:27,047 --> 00:52:30,248 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIT WAS A FEW STEPS UP BACK THEN. 1265 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:32,954 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWE’D LOOK OUT OVER THE WHOLE FACTORY. 1266 00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:34,615 OUR PRINTING PRESSES WERE IN THAT CORNER. 1267 00:52:34,615 --> 00:52:36,551 THAT’S WHY THE FLOOR DIPS \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBACK THERE. 1268 00:52:36,551 --> 00:52:38,157 NO WAY. 1269 00:52:38,157 --> 00:52:39,917 \h\hI KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BUILDING. 1270 00:52:39,917 --> 00:52:41,556 OR USED TO. 1271 00:52:41,556 --> 00:52:43,492 YOU KNOW THE SYCAMORES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING? 1272 00:52:43,492 --> 00:52:44,658 \h\h\h\h-YEAH. -THE BIG ONES? 1273 00:52:44,658 --> 00:52:46,099 YEAH. THE BIG ONES. \h\h\hI LOVE THEM. 1274 00:52:46,099 --> 00:52:48,464 \h\hYEAH. I REMEMBER THE DAY THEY WERE PLANTED. 1275 00:52:51,137 --> 00:52:53,667 IS IT TOTALLY WEIRD \hBEING BACK HERE? 1276 00:52:53,667 --> 00:52:55,339 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, IT FEELS LIKE HOME. 1277 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:59,145 IT’S...REMODELED, BUT... 1278 00:52:59,145 --> 00:53:00,509 HOME. 1279 00:53:05,481 --> 00:53:07,351 SO YOU’RE ON FACEBOOK, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHUH? 1280 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,847 WELL, I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 1281 00:53:08,847 --> 00:53:10,321 \h\h\h\h\h\hI JOINED ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO. 1282 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,620 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ CHUCKLES ] WELL, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER. 1283 00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:14,292 YOU WANT SOME HELP? 1284 00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:17,130 I’D LOVE SOME, BUT, REALLY, YOU’VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO. 1285 00:53:17,130 --> 00:53:19,528 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO, I NEED A DIVERSION. 1286 00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:22,597 \h\h\h\h\h\hYOU HAVE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF? 1287 00:53:22,597 --> 00:53:24,830 \h\h\h-NO. I NEED ONE? -IF YOU WANT TO LOOK UP 1288 00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:26,964 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hALL THOSE HOTTIES FROM HIGH SCHOOL, YOU DO. 1289 00:53:26,964 --> 00:53:28,306 SAY CHEESE. 1290 00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:29,373 CHEESE. [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 1291 00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,342 [ LAUGHS ] 1292 00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:32,673 THAT’S CUTE. 1293 00:53:32,673 --> 00:53:35,742 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, I JUST NEED TO SEND THAT TO YOU. 1294 00:53:36,677 --> 00:53:38,382 UH, ALL RIGHT. 1295 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:40,186 SO THERE ARE ALL THESE QUESTIONS FOR YOUR PROFILE 1296 00:53:40,186 --> 00:53:42,155 \h\h\hTHAT YOU CAN ANSWER IF YOU WANT TO OR NOT. 1297 00:53:42,155 --> 00:53:45,818 LIKE RELIGIOUS VIEWS, \h\hPOLITICAL VIEWS... 1298 00:53:45,818 --> 00:53:47,853 PEOPLE WHO INSPIRE YOU... 1299 00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:50,229 JULES OSTIN. 1300 00:53:50,229 --> 00:53:51,659 I’M NOT TRYING TO \hBROWNNOSE YOU, 1301 00:53:51,659 --> 00:53:53,529 BUT I’VE BEEN IN BUSINESS A LONG TIME, 1302 00:53:53,529 --> 00:53:56,400 AND I’VE NEVER RUN ACROSS ANYONE QUITE LIKE YOU. 1303 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,863 YOU DO INSPIRE, JULES. 1304 00:53:57,863 --> 00:53:59,238 \h\h\h\h\h\hI JUST KNEW, AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1305 00:53:59,238 --> 00:54:00,866 \h\h\h\hTHAT A WOMAN WITH A GLASS OF WINE 1306 00:54:00,866 --> 00:54:03,473 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND A LAPTOP HAD REAL SHOPPING POTENTIAL. 1307 00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:05,970 \h\h\h\h\h\hAND IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY PROMISE HER THINGS WOULD FIT... 1308 00:54:05,970 --> 00:54:07,081 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hSEE? THAT’S WHAT I MEAN. 1309 00:54:07,081 --> 00:54:08,808 OKAY. 1310 00:54:08,808 --> 00:54:11,151 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMM. YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? 1311 00:54:11,151 --> 00:54:12,680 I DO. 1312 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,715 \h"YOU’RE NEVER WRONG TO DO THE RIGHT THING." 1313 00:54:14,715 --> 00:54:16,849 -WHO SAID THAT, YOU? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YEAH. 1314 00:54:16,849 --> 00:54:19,984 \hBUT I’M PRETTY SURE MARK TWAIN SAID IT FIRST. 1315 00:54:19,984 --> 00:54:22,096 [ CHUCKLES ] 1316 00:54:22,096 --> 00:54:23,559 \h\h\h\h\hOKAY, FAVORITE MUSIC? 1317 00:54:23,559 --> 00:54:26,727 UH, GEEZ. SAM COOKE, ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES. 1318 00:54:26,727 --> 00:54:29,070 LOVE MILES DAVIS, \hBILLIE HOLIDAY. 1319 00:54:29,070 --> 00:54:30,896 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, SHE WAS GREAT, RIGHT? 1320 00:54:30,896 --> 00:54:32,865 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, SHE COULD JUST, LIKE... 1321 00:54:32,865 --> 00:54:34,900 -TRANSPORT YOU. \h\h-OH, YEAH. 1322 00:54:36,033 --> 00:54:38,442 OKAY, BOOKS? 1323 00:54:38,442 --> 00:54:41,038 LOVE CLANCY, LUDLUM. 1324 00:54:41,038 --> 00:54:42,842 \h\hCRAZY ABOUT "HARRY POTTER." 1325 00:54:42,842 --> 00:54:45,119 -MATT LOVES "HARRY POTTER," TOO. -OH, YEAH? 1326 00:54:45,119 --> 00:54:46,615 YEAH, LIKE, READ THEM ALL \h\hTHE WEEK THEY CAME OUT. 1327 00:54:46,615 --> 00:54:50,289 WOW. ME, TOO. 1328 00:54:50,289 --> 00:54:52,687 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hUM, OKAY, WHAT’S YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS? 1329 00:54:52,687 --> 00:54:55,052 ARE YOU MARRIED? 1330 00:54:55,052 --> 00:54:56,427 SINGLE? 1331 00:54:56,427 --> 00:54:59,133 WIDOWER. 1332 00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:00,200 I’M SORRY. 1333 00:55:04,028 --> 00:55:06,866 I THINK WE SHOULD JUST \h\h\h\hSAY SINGLE, THEN? 1334 00:55:06,866 --> 00:55:09,638 YEAH. 1335 00:55:09,638 --> 00:55:12,905 \hOKAY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED NOW? 1336 00:55:12,905 --> 00:55:15,116 \h\h\h\h\hYOU NEED SOMEONE TO FRIEND. 1337 00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:17,118 \h\h\hI’LL BE FRIENDS WITH THE OTHER INTERNS. 1338 00:55:17,118 --> 00:55:18,878 THEY’LL SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT IN THE MORNING. 1339 00:55:18,878 --> 00:55:21,078 \h\h\hWELL, YOU -- YOU CAN FRIEND ME. 1340 00:55:21,078 --> 00:55:22,585 OKAY, THANK YOU. 1341 00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:23,718 OKAY. 1342 00:55:27,161 --> 00:55:29,053 \h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY. CONGRATULATIONS. 1343 00:55:29,053 --> 00:55:31,660 YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY PART OF THE FACEBOOK GENERATION. 1344 00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:34,498 -GOOD DEAL. -[ LAUGHS ] 1345 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,335 \h-UM, YOU DONE? -YES, THANK YOU. 1346 00:55:36,335 --> 00:55:37,897 OKAY. 1347 00:55:37,897 --> 00:55:40,801 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, I HAVE, UH, ABOUT ANOTHER HOUR OF WORK. 1348 00:55:40,801 --> 00:55:42,407 \h\h\h\h\h\hYOU -- YOU OKAY WITH THAT? 1349 00:55:42,407 --> 00:55:43,870 OF COURSE. 1350 00:55:45,102 --> 00:55:46,675 THIS WAS GREAT, JULES. 1351 00:55:46,675 --> 00:55:48,644 YEAH. 1352 00:55:48,644 --> 00:55:53,352 \h\h\hIT WAS NICE TO HAVE AN ADULT CONVERSATION WITH AN ADULT MAN, 1353 00:55:53,352 --> 00:55:56,487 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE, NOT ABOUT WORK. 1354 00:55:56,487 --> 00:55:58,918 NOT ABOUT... 1355 00:55:58,918 --> 00:56:00,953 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 1356 00:56:00,953 --> 00:56:03,054 [ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ] 1357 00:56:11,832 --> 00:56:13,702 [ MUSIC ENDS ] 1358 00:56:13,702 --> 00:56:15,836 [ SNORING LOUDLY ] 1359 00:56:28,486 --> 00:56:30,455 OH, WE’RE HERE? 1360 00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:31,555 YEAH. 1361 00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:32,721 WAS I SNORING? 1362 00:56:32,721 --> 00:56:34,855 \h\hNO, NO, NO. JUST SLEEPING. 1363 00:56:34,855 --> 00:56:36,791 SORRY. \h\h\h\h[ SEAT BELT CLICKS ] 1364 00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:38,661 \h\h\h\h\hMY PARENTS ARE SLEEP RESEARCHERS, 1365 00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:40,531 AND THEY’VE BEEN STUDYING MY SLEEP MY WHOLE LIFE. 1366 00:56:40,531 --> 00:56:43,160 \h\h\h\h\hAPPARENTLY, I’M A CLASSIC NOISY SLEEPER. 1367 00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:44,799 FUN GETTING TO KNOW ME, HUH? 1368 00:56:44,799 --> 00:56:46,636 \h\h\h-IT IS. -[ CHUCKLES ] 1369 00:56:49,133 --> 00:56:53,511 I NEVER FALL ASLEEP IN THE CAR, \h\hSO THAT WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING. 1370 00:56:53,511 --> 00:56:54,809 \h\h\hAPOLOGIZE FOR THE RACKET. 1371 00:56:54,809 --> 00:56:56,844 BARELY NOTICED. 1372 00:56:56,844 --> 00:56:59,748 \hI’LL PRETEND I BELIEVE YOU. 1373 00:56:59,748 --> 00:57:01,519 [ SIGHS ] 1374 00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:03,686 I LOVE THIS HOUSE. 1375 00:57:03,686 --> 00:57:05,919 \h\h\h\h\h\hIT JUST LOOKS HAPPY TO ME. 1376 00:57:05,919 --> 00:57:07,756 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLIKE, IF IT WAS IN A KID’S BOOK, 1377 00:57:07,756 --> 00:57:11,188 IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU TURNED THE PAGE AND SAW IT. 1378 00:57:11,188 --> 00:57:12,497 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1379 00:57:12,497 --> 00:57:15,027 I DO. 1380 00:57:15,027 --> 00:57:16,765 WELL... 1381 00:57:20,098 --> 00:57:21,671 SAYONARA. 1382 00:57:21,671 --> 00:57:23,772 SAYONARA. 1383 00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:38,017 \h\h\h\hI DIDN’T HEAR YOU COME IN. 1384 00:57:38,017 --> 00:57:40,052 YOU KNOW... 1385 00:57:40,052 --> 00:57:43,264 I WAS THINKING... 1386 00:57:43,264 --> 00:57:46,025 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWE NEED SOME AWAKE TIME TOGETHER. 1387 00:57:57,608 --> 00:58:00,611 YEAH, THAT, TOO. 1388 00:58:00,611 --> 00:58:03,108 ♪ 1389 00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:26,934 MORNING. 1390 00:58:26,934 --> 00:58:28,969 GOOD MORNING. \hI’M DORIS. 1391 00:58:28,969 --> 00:58:30,476 \h\h\hTHEY ASKED ME TO DRIVE YOU TODAY. 1392 00:58:30,476 --> 00:58:31,642 \h\h\h\h\h\hARE YOU ALL SET BACK THERE? 1393 00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:33,237 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU GOT YOUR SEAT BELT FASTENED? 1394 00:58:33,237 --> 00:58:34,612 WHAT HAPPENED TO BEN? [ SEAT BELT CLICKS ] 1395 00:58:34,612 --> 00:58:38,319 \h\h\h\h\h\hOH, SOMEBODY SAID THAT HE GOT TRANSFERRED. 1396 00:58:38,319 --> 00:58:42,323 \h\h\hUM, YOU KNOW THE BEST WAY TO GET BACK TO HEADQUARTERS? 1397 00:58:42,323 --> 00:58:43,654 [ HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH ] 1398 00:58:43,654 --> 00:58:44,919 \h\h-OH! -OH, MY! 1399 00:58:44,919 --> 00:58:46,283 [ HORN HONKS ] \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, WHAT-- 1400 00:58:46,283 --> 00:58:49,429 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-COME ON! -HOLD YOUR HORSES, MANIAC! 1401 00:58:50,859 --> 00:58:53,191 \h[ CHUCKLES ] WHICH WAY, HON? 1402 00:58:53,191 --> 00:58:54,500 -I’M ALL TURNED AROUND HERE. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-DORIS. 1403 00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,095 -DORIS! DORIS! \h-WHAT? WHAT?! 1404 00:58:56,095 --> 00:58:58,262 \h\h\hYOU TOLD ME TO TRANSFER HIM. 1405 00:58:58,262 --> 00:59:00,968 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT WAS TWO DAYS AGO. WHY DIDN’T YOU CHECK WITH ME? 1406 00:59:00,968 --> 00:59:03,135 \h\h\hFIRST OF ALL, THAT WAS YESTERDAY. 1407 00:59:03,135 --> 00:59:05,874 WELL, WHERE IS HE? \h\h\hDO YOU KNOW? 1408 00:59:05,874 --> 00:59:08,008 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1409 00:59:10,351 --> 00:59:11,946 THANK YOU. 1410 00:59:16,786 --> 00:59:19,360 YOU MUST THINK \hI’M DEMENTED. 1411 00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,790 NOT THE WORD I WOULD USE, 1412 00:59:20,790 --> 00:59:23,155 BUT I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHEN I GOT THE CALL. 1413 00:59:23,155 --> 00:59:26,367 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJULES, I APOLOGIZE IF I OVERSTEPPED IN SOME WAY. 1414 00:59:26,367 --> 00:59:28,369 \h\h\hNO. NO, NO, NO. NO, PLEASE DON’T APOLOGIZE. 1415 00:59:28,369 --> 00:59:30,195 \hYOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG. 1416 00:59:30,195 --> 00:59:34,034 LOOK, I HAVE A LOT GOING ON, AND I’M A VERY PRIVATE PERSON. 1417 00:59:34,034 --> 00:59:35,508 AND AT FIRST, I DON’T KNOW, I THOUGHT 1418 00:59:35,508 --> 00:59:37,642 MAYBE THIS WASN’T GONNA WORK, BUT I WAS WRONG. 1419 00:59:37,642 --> 00:59:39,072 \hLET ME GET ONE OF THOSE. 1420 00:59:39,072 --> 00:59:40,414 -NO, NO, NO. \h\h\h\h-NO. 1421 00:59:40,414 --> 00:59:42,306 JULES, NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY. PLEASE. 1422 00:59:42,306 --> 00:59:46,211 NO, ACTUALLY, ONE IS BECAUSE I AM USUALLY BETTER THAN THIS. 1423 00:59:46,211 --> 00:59:47,916 [ SIGHS ] 1424 00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:50,853 THE TRUTH IS... 1425 00:59:50,853 --> 00:59:52,393 SOMETHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME FEEL CALM 1426 00:59:52,393 --> 00:59:56,254 OR MORE CENTERED OR SOMETHING, AND I-I COULD USE THAT. 1427 00:59:56,254 --> 00:59:58,861 OBVIOUSLY. 1428 00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:02,535 I HOPE YOU’LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY AND COME BACK TO WORK FOR ME. 1429 01:00:02,535 --> 01:00:04,163 IF YOU WANT. 1430 01:00:04,163 --> 01:00:05,362 AND I’M NOT JUST SAYING THIS 1431 01:00:05,362 --> 01:00:06,704 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hBECAUSE I SCREWED UP THIS MORNING. 1432 01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:08,607 BUT I WAS THINKING THAT 1433 01:00:08,607 --> 01:00:11,511 I’D LIKE TO BRING YOU UP TO MY AREA, NEXT TO BECKY. 1434 01:00:11,511 --> 01:00:15,174 I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE MORE WORK. IF YOU’D LIKE MORE. I... 1435 01:00:15,174 --> 01:00:17,011 OH, GOD, I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE 1436 01:00:17,011 --> 01:00:18,452 THAT I JUMPED THE GUN AND I MADE YOU FEEL-- 1437 01:00:18,452 --> 01:00:20,751 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’M COMING BACK. I-I’M HAPPY TO COME BACK. 1438 01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:22,753 EXCELLENT. 1439 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:24,788 CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT BACK TO THE OFFICE? 1440 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,086 \h\hSURE, THANKS. CAN I TAKE THIS? 1441 01:00:26,086 --> 01:00:27,857 NO. 1442 01:00:27,857 --> 01:00:29,529 [ SIGHS ] 1443 01:00:29,529 --> 01:00:31,190 \h\h\h\h\h\hACTUALLY, DO YOU MIND DRIVING? 1444 01:00:31,190 --> 01:00:33,500 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI DON’T TECHNICALLY \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHAVE A LICENSE. SURE. 1445 01:00:38,637 --> 01:00:40,199 \h\h\h\hTHIS IS -- THIS IS CRAZY, BEN. 1446 01:00:40,199 --> 01:00:41,541 \h\h\h\h\h\hTWO DESKS ARE NOT GONNA FIT IN HERE. 1447 01:00:41,541 --> 01:00:43,103 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNO, I PROMISE I’LL STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY. 1448 01:00:43,103 --> 01:00:45,105 BUT IT’S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE NOW I DON’T HAVE ROOM FOR -- 1449 01:00:45,105 --> 01:00:46,304 -HI. -HI. 1450 01:00:46,304 --> 01:00:47,646 THIS IS GOOD, RIGHT? 1451 01:00:47,646 --> 01:00:49,274 I LIKE THIS ARRANGEMENT. 1452 01:00:49,274 --> 01:00:51,617 UH, BECKY, I WANT YOU TO LET BEN GIVE YOU A HAND, OKAY? 1453 01:00:51,617 --> 01:00:53,080 \h\h\h\hAND CC HIM ON ALL MY E-MAILS? 1454 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:54,455 \h\h\h\h\hDID WE GET YESTERDAY’S NUMBERS? 1455 01:00:54,455 --> 01:00:58,052 \hUH, YES, WE DID. I SAW THEM HERE... 1456 01:01:00,593 --> 01:01:02,419 -HERE YOU GO. \h\h-THANKS. 1457 01:01:02,419 --> 01:01:04,564 AND I NEED TO GO OVER THE DATA ON CUSTOMER PURCHASE PATTERNS. 1458 01:01:04,564 --> 01:01:06,060 LET BEN TAKE A LOOK \h\h\hAT THAT, TOO. 1459 01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:07,930 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hACTUALLY, LET BEN TAKE A LOOK AT THAT FIRST. 1460 01:01:07,930 --> 01:01:09,228 OKAY. 1461 01:01:09,228 --> 01:01:11,164 DON’T WORRY, BECKY. \h\hBACKUP’S GOOD. 1462 01:01:11,164 --> 01:01:12,836 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPING ME WHEN CAMERON GETS IN? 1463 01:01:15,069 --> 01:01:16,334 [ CRIES ] 1464 01:01:18,677 --> 01:01:20,338 [ CRYING ] 1465 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:30,414 HEY. 1466 01:01:31,987 --> 01:01:33,593 BECKY? 1467 01:01:33,593 --> 01:01:35,826 I’VE BEEN HERE NINE MONTHS, BEN, AND SHE’S NEVER ASKED ME 1468 01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:39,027 TO TAKE A LOOK AT ANYTHING FOR HER EVER, OKAY? 1469 01:01:39,027 --> 01:01:40,699 \h\h\h\hI HEAR YOU. THAT’S FRUSTRATING. 1470 01:01:40,699 --> 01:01:42,866 \h\hI MEAN, TOTALLY. I GRADUATED FROM PENN. 1471 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:44,428 I HAVE A BUSINESS DEGREE. 1472 01:01:44,428 --> 01:01:47,035 BUT I NEVER SEEM TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT AROUND HERE. 1473 01:01:47,035 --> 01:01:51,039 AND YOU’RE LIKE 50 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND YOU’RE DEAF. 1474 01:01:51,039 --> 01:01:53,910 I HAPPEN TO THINK YOU DO \hA LOT OF THINGS RIGHT. 1475 01:01:54,647 --> 01:01:58,112 YOU DO SO MUCH. 1476 01:01:58,112 --> 01:02:00,213 \h\h\hI KNOW. I KNOW THAT. 1477 01:02:00,213 --> 01:02:01,786 \h\h\h\h-MM-HMM. -BUT SHE DOESN’T. 1478 01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:05,790 I MEAN, I BUST MY ASS FOR HER 14 HOURS A DAY, 1479 01:02:05,790 --> 01:02:07,825 AND SHE NEVER NOTICES. 1480 01:02:07,825 --> 01:02:10,124 OH. OH, MY GOD. 1481 01:02:10,124 --> 01:02:13,226 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI HATE GIRLS WHO CRY AT WORK. 1482 01:02:13,226 --> 01:02:15,327 \h\h\hHOW ’BOUT IF YOU, JUST AS AN EXPERIMENT, 1483 01:02:15,327 --> 01:02:16,702 TRY LETTING ME HELP YOU. 1484 01:02:16,702 --> 01:02:18,330 A LOT OF YOUR STRESS \hIS GONNA BE LIFTED 1485 01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:20,233 ONCE YOU’RE OUT FROM UNDER \h\hTHIS MOUNTAIN OF WORRY. 1486 01:02:20,233 --> 01:02:22,675 AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER LEAVING HERE AT A NORMAL HOUR 1487 01:02:22,675 --> 01:02:23,907 ONCE IN A WHILE. 1488 01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:25,502 \hSEE YOUR FRIENDS. HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 1489 01:02:25,502 --> 01:02:28,978 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMM-HMM. I CAN OFFER MY ASSISTANCE IN THIS AREA. 1490 01:02:28,978 --> 01:02:32,685 I WOULD LOVE TO, \h\h\h\hACTUALLY. 1491 01:02:32,685 --> 01:02:36,689 I JUST DON’T WANT HER TO THINK THAT I CAN’T DO MY JOB 1492 01:02:36,689 --> 01:02:38,592 AND I NEED AN INTERN TO HELP ME. 1493 01:02:38,592 --> 01:02:40,726 OKAY, YOU’RE NOT GONNA \h\hWANT TO HEAR THIS, 1494 01:02:40,726 --> 01:02:43,861 \hBUT I HEARD WOMEN WHO SLEEP LESS THAN SEVEN HOURS A NIGHT 1495 01:02:43,861 --> 01:02:45,566 GAIN 38% MORE WEIGHT 1496 01:02:45,566 --> 01:02:48,030 \h\h\h\h\hTHAN WOMEN WHO SLEEP MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS A NIGHT. 1497 01:02:48,030 --> 01:02:49,768 WHAT?! 1498 01:02:49,768 --> 01:02:51,572 I LEAVE HERE AT 11:00. I GET BACK AT 7:00. 1499 01:02:51,572 --> 01:02:55,576 I SLEEP LIKE FIVE HOURS A NIGHT, AND NOW I’M GONNA GET FAT? 1500 01:02:55,576 --> 01:02:57,710 LET’S GET THROUGH THIS STUFF. \h\h\h\hLET’S DO IT TOGETHER. 1501 01:02:57,710 --> 01:02:59,206 LET’S CLEAN-SLATE IT. 1502 01:02:59,206 --> 01:03:00,405 LET’S JUST DO IT. 1503 01:03:00,405 --> 01:03:02,715 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YES! -VERY NICE, ST. LOUIS. 1504 01:03:02,715 --> 01:03:04,948 -AH, SUEDE JACKET IN D.C. -I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW WELL THAT SWEATER IS DOING. 1505 01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,620 -I’M SO HAPPY. 1506 01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:09,249 -BEAUTIFUL, MIAMI! THANK YOU. \h\h\h\h-OH! LOOK AT CHICAGO! 1507 01:03:09,249 --> 01:03:11,218 \h\hSHE PUT THE SAME BOOTS IN HER CART AS THE WOMAN FROM HOUSTON. 1508 01:03:11,218 --> 01:03:12,857 \h\h\hOKAY, LET’S SEE WHAT SHE DOES AT CHECKOUT. 1509 01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:14,452 [ BEEPS ] 1510 01:03:14,452 --> 01:03:16,454 \h\h\h\h\hSHE’S NOT BUYING THEM EITHER. 1511 01:03:16,454 --> 01:03:18,258 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, MAYBE CHECK THE DELIVERY COST ON THOSE BOOTS? 1512 01:03:18,258 --> 01:03:19,259 MM-HMM. 1513 01:03:20,557 --> 01:03:22,097 -KNOCK-KNOCK. \h\h\h\h-HEY. 1514 01:03:22,097 --> 01:03:24,462 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hHI. I TOOK A LOOK AT THE DATA PURCHASE PATTERNS. 1515 01:03:24,462 --> 01:03:26,266 UH, SHOULD I COME BACK? 1516 01:03:26,266 --> 01:03:28,136 NO, NO, COME ON IN. \h\hTHAT WAS FAST. 1517 01:03:28,136 --> 01:03:29,940 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, I ENLISTED BECKY’S HELP. 1518 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,877 IT SEEMS THE MOST EXPENSIVE \hPLACE YOU’RE ADVERTISING 1519 01:03:32,877 --> 01:03:35,748 IS ACTUALLY BRINGING YOU THE CUSTOMERS WHO ARE SPENDING THE LEAST. 1520 01:03:35,748 --> 01:03:38,080 \h\h\h\hAND THE CHANNELS YOU’RE LEAST INVESTING IN 1521 01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,215 ARE ADDING ENORMOUS VALUE IN SEGMENTS THAT CURRENTLY APPEAR TO HAVE LOW VALUE 1522 01:03:41,215 --> 01:03:44,251 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT ACTUALLY HAVE THE HIGHEST SPENDING POTENTIAL. 1523 01:03:44,251 --> 01:03:47,628 THAT’S WHAT I COULD TELL \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO FAR. 1524 01:03:47,628 --> 01:03:50,059 OH, BEN. CAN YOU, LIKE, \hDEAL WITH THAT FOR ME? 1525 01:03:50,059 --> 01:03:51,258 MAYBE COME UP WITH \h\hA BETTER PLAN? 1526 01:03:51,258 --> 01:03:52,732 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, IF YOU HAVE THE TIME? 1527 01:03:52,732 --> 01:03:54,195 HAPPY TO. 1528 01:03:55,328 --> 01:03:57,330 THE MAN SPENT 40 YEARS \h\h\h\h\h\hIN BUSINESS. 1529 01:03:57,330 --> 01:03:58,639 YEAH, NO, I GET IT. 1530 01:03:58,639 --> 01:04:00,597 \h\h\h\hAND, JULES, BECKY WAS A HUGE HELP IN THIS. 1531 01:04:00,597 --> 01:04:02,434 \h\h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW SHE HAS A BUSINESS DEGREE FROM PENN? 1532 01:04:02,434 --> 01:04:03,941 I KNOW. 1533 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:06,504 I MEAN, I FORGOT, \h\h\hBUT I KNOW. 1534 01:04:10,849 --> 01:04:12,983 I’LL SAY SOMETHING \h\h\h\h\h\hTO HER. 1535 01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:14,655 THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE. 1536 01:04:14,655 --> 01:04:17,251 HEY. HOW’S IT GOIN’ UP HERE IN FIRST-CLASS? 1537 01:04:17,251 --> 01:04:19,517 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUSY. I SEE YOU FOUND AN APARTMENT. 1538 01:04:19,517 --> 01:04:20,661 NO. 1539 01:04:20,661 --> 01:04:21,926 MY TWO WEEKS ARE UP. 1540 01:04:21,926 --> 01:04:23,257 \hI’M MOVIN’ IN WITH MY COUSIN. 1541 01:04:23,257 --> 01:04:24,192 EXCELLENT. 1542 01:04:24,192 --> 01:04:25,765 IN PHILADELPHIA. 1543 01:04:25,765 --> 01:04:27,030 -DAVIS. -WHAT? 1544 01:04:27,030 --> 01:04:28,966 I’LL GET THERE BY 11:00, LEAVE AT 5:00. 1545 01:04:28,966 --> 01:04:30,627 \h\h\hIT’S COOL. I CAN HANDLE IT. 1546 01:04:30,627 --> 01:04:33,531 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY’S UNCLE AROUND HERE. 1547 01:04:33,531 --> 01:04:34,807 YEAH, WHY IS THAT? 1548 01:04:34,807 --> 01:04:36,138 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBECAUSE I’M GONNA SAVE YOUR ASS, 1549 01:04:36,138 --> 01:04:37,975 AND I’M GONNA PUT YOU UP \h\h\h\h\h\hFOR A FEW WEEKS. 1550 01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:38,976 OBVIOUSLY. 1551 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,472 BEN, THANK YOU. 1552 01:04:40,472 --> 01:04:42,111 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMWAH! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 1553 01:04:42,111 --> 01:04:44,047 \hOKAY. OKAY. EASY, FELLA. 1554 01:04:47,446 --> 01:04:49,514 Davis: I LIKE THAT YOU DO \h\hTHE THROW PILLOW THING. 1555 01:04:49,514 --> 01:04:51,791 \h\h\h\hI WAS MARRIED FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 1556 01:04:51,791 --> 01:04:53,859 MM. 1557 01:04:53,859 --> 01:04:56,895 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHOA. IS THIS YOUR CLOSET? 1558 01:04:56,895 --> 01:04:59,799 BUSY MAN ABOUT TOWN. 1559 01:04:59,799 --> 01:05:01,493 \h\h\h\h\hWHAT’S IN ALL THESE DRAWERS? 1560 01:05:01,493 --> 01:05:04,529 \h\hBOXERS, T-SHIRTS, POCKET SQUARES, HANDKERCHIEFS. 1561 01:05:04,529 --> 01:05:06,465 \hOKAY, WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH THE HANDKERCHIEF? 1562 01:05:06,465 --> 01:05:07,972 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHAT ONE I JUST DON’T GET AT ALL. 1563 01:05:07,972 --> 01:05:09,402 OKAY. IT’S ESSENTIAL. 1564 01:05:09,402 --> 01:05:11,811 THAT YOUR GENERATION DOESN’T KNOW THAT IS CRIMINAL. 1565 01:05:11,811 --> 01:05:14,506 THE BEST REASON TO CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF IS TO LEND IT. 1566 01:05:14,506 --> 01:05:16,244 ASK JASON ABOUT THIS. 1567 01:05:16,244 --> 01:05:17,641 WOMEN CRY, DAVIS. 1568 01:05:17,641 --> 01:05:19,049 WE CARRY IT FOR THEM. 1569 01:05:19,049 --> 01:05:21,579 ONE OF THE LAST VESTIGES OF THE CHIVALROUS GENT. 1570 01:05:21,579 --> 01:05:23,416 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH. WELL, THEN IT’S DIFFERENT THAN A PO-- 1571 01:05:23,416 --> 01:05:24,890 I KNOW YOU WANT TO HANG, BUT I -- 1572 01:05:24,890 --> 01:05:27,222 I HAVE TO GET SOME SLEEP, KID. I’M POOPED. 1573 01:05:27,222 --> 01:05:28,487 GOOD NIGHT, BEN. 1574 01:05:29,829 --> 01:05:31,325 THANKS AGAIN. 1575 01:05:33,327 --> 01:05:36,198 WILL YOU WAKE ME IN THE MORNING \h\h\h\hOR IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 1576 01:05:36,198 --> 01:05:38,035 -MY PARENTS ALWAYS-- \h\h\h\h\h-TOO MUCH. 1577 01:05:38,035 --> 01:05:40,697 \h\h\h\hUNDERSTOOD. I’LL JUST SET AN ALARM ON MY PHONE. 1578 01:05:40,697 --> 01:05:43,370 \h\h\hI HOPE I CAN HEAR IT. I’M SUCH A DEEP SLEEPER. 1579 01:05:43,370 --> 01:05:45,108 \h\hOH, MY GOD. I’LL WAKE YOU. 1580 01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:46,505 THANK YOU! 1581 01:05:46,505 --> 01:05:48,914 \h\hLOVE YOU! NOT KIDDING! 1582 01:05:48,914 --> 01:05:51,752 I LOVE YOU, TOO. \hNOW GO TO BED. 1583 01:05:51,752 --> 01:05:53,853 HERE’S SOME MORE BERRIES, GUYS. 1584 01:05:53,853 --> 01:05:56,515 BEN, CAN YOU POUR ME \hMORE SYRUP, PLEASE? 1585 01:05:56,515 --> 01:05:57,923 SURE CAN. 1586 01:05:57,923 --> 01:05:59,760 THERE YOU GO. 1587 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:01,091 PERFECT. GOOD JOB. 1588 01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:02,862 OH, THANKS. 1589 01:06:02,862 --> 01:06:07,097 OH, BOY. OKAY, SO, THIS REALLY \h\h\h\hBIG CEO NAMED TOWNSEND, 1590 01:06:07,097 --> 01:06:08,593 THE ONE EVERYONE SAID WOULD \hNEVER BE INTERESTED IN US 1591 01:06:08,593 --> 01:06:10,100 BECAUSE WE WEREN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM? 1592 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:11,299 -YEAH? -YEAH? 1593 01:06:11,299 --> 01:06:13,037 [ LAUGHTER ] 1594 01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:15,776 \h\h\h\hWE’RE LIKE YOUR SISTER WIVES. 1595 01:06:15,776 --> 01:06:18,702 WELL, WE JUST FOUND OUT HE’S BEYOND INTERESTED. 1596 01:06:18,702 --> 01:06:20,374 EXCITING. 1597 01:06:20,374 --> 01:06:22,145 YEAH. 1598 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,476 MAYBE. 1599 01:06:23,476 --> 01:06:24,983 EVERYONE’S FLIPPING OUT \h\h\h\h\h\h\hABOUT IT, 1600 01:06:24,983 --> 01:06:27,051 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT YOU KNOW I’M STILL ON THE FENCE AT BEST. 1601 01:06:27,051 --> 01:06:28,481 \h\h\h\h\h\hANYWAY, THE ONLY THING IS, 1602 01:06:28,481 --> 01:06:29,988 I HAVE TO GO TO SAN FRANCISCO \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTO MEET HIM. 1603 01:06:29,988 --> 01:06:32,419 \h\h-HE CAN’T COME HERE. -WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO GO? 1604 01:06:32,419 --> 01:06:34,795 THE ONLY DAY HE CAN MEET \h\h\h\hIS NEXT THURSDAY. 1605 01:06:34,795 --> 01:06:36,258 DO YOU WANT TO COME? 1606 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:37,897 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMAYBE WE CAN STAY THE WEEKEND? 1607 01:06:37,897 --> 01:06:41,164 OH, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. UM... 1608 01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:43,628 OH, THURSDAY I CAN’T. 1609 01:06:43,628 --> 01:06:45,432 PAIGE IS SNACK LEADER AT SCHOOL, 1610 01:06:45,432 --> 01:06:47,005 AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CLASS WITH HER. 1611 01:06:47,005 --> 01:06:48,809 -IT’S KIND OF A BIG DEAL. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-RIGHT. 1612 01:06:48,809 --> 01:06:50,767 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, IT’S A REALLY BIG DEAL. 1613 01:06:50,767 --> 01:06:52,571 NO, I KNOW, SWEETIE. I’M SORRY. I FORGOT. 1614 01:06:52,571 --> 01:06:55,442 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hUH, MAYBE BEN COULD GO WITH YOU. 1615 01:06:55,442 --> 01:06:58,313 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, THAT’S A GOOD IDEA. 1616 01:06:58,313 --> 01:07:00,183 \h\h\h\h\hGUYS, BEN HAS A LIFE. 1617 01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:01,646 UH, NOT REALLY. 1618 01:07:01,646 --> 01:07:03,351 NOT ONE THAT TAKES ME \h\h\hTO SAN FRANCISCO. 1619 01:07:03,351 --> 01:07:05,518 IF YOU WANT THE COMPANY, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’D LOVE TO GO. 1620 01:07:05,518 --> 01:07:06,618 REALLY? 1621 01:07:06,618 --> 01:07:08,961 DEFINITELY. 1622 01:07:08,961 --> 01:07:10,325 -GUESS WHAT, BEN? \h\h\h\h\h\h-YES? 1623 01:07:10,325 --> 01:07:12,327 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTODAY, MY DAD’S GONNA BE ARIEL. 1624 01:07:12,327 --> 01:07:13,691 IT’S HIS TURN. 1625 01:07:13,691 --> 01:07:16,364 -OH, THAT’S GOOD, RIGHT? \h\h\h\h\h\h-REALLY GOOD. 1626 01:07:16,364 --> 01:07:18,498 Matt: YOU GUYS THINK FINDING A CEO IS A BIG DEAL? 1627 01:07:18,498 --> 01:07:21,600 HERE, THE BIG NEGOTIATION IS WHO GETS TO BE ARIEL 1628 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:23,668 WHEN WE’RE PLAYING \h"LITTLE MERMAID." 1629 01:07:23,668 --> 01:07:25,637 \hAND FOR THE RECORD, IT’S NEVER BEEN MY TURN. 1630 01:07:25,637 --> 01:07:26,803 \h-MNH-MNH. -[ LAUGHS ] 1631 01:07:26,803 --> 01:07:28,541 SO THIS IS HUGE FOR ME. I’M EXCITED. 1632 01:07:28,541 --> 01:07:31,115 I GET TO COMB MY HAIR WITH A FORK... [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 1633 01:07:31,115 --> 01:07:33,216 ...PLAY WITH GADGETS AND GIZMOS APLENTY. 1634 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,152 DADDY! 1635 01:07:35,152 --> 01:07:36,615 THIS IS JULES. 1636 01:07:36,615 --> 01:07:38,353 \h\hSO, GUYS, HOW LONG TILL WE GET IT FIXED? 1637 01:07:38,353 --> 01:07:41,059 I MEAN, IF YOU CAN’T ZOOM IN, \h\h\h\h\h\hYOU PROBABLY WON’T BUY. 1638 01:07:41,059 --> 01:07:43,655 CAMERON: Yeah, the first couple \h\hhours are already down 23%. 1639 01:07:43,655 --> 01:07:45,129 -OH, BOY. \h-OKAY. 1640 01:07:45,129 --> 01:07:46,900 -I WILL BE THERE IN LIKE... \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-TWO MINUTES. 1641 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:49,133 -...TWO MINUTES. \h\h-We’re on it. 1642 01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:51,366 BEN, DO YOU HAVE THE INFO ON FRIENDS SHOPPING TOGETHER? 1643 01:07:51,366 --> 01:07:52,367 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 1644 01:07:52,367 --> 01:07:54,303 \h\h-YEAH. -THANK YOU. 1645 01:07:54,303 --> 01:07:56,206 -THIS IS JULES. -What’s wrong? 1646 01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:57,636 OH, MOM, HI. 1647 01:07:57,636 --> 01:07:59,242 UM, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE ZOOM LINK -- 1648 01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:01,475 UM, THE BUTTON THAT YOU CLICK ON TO ZOOM IN ON A PHOTO, 1649 01:08:01,475 --> 01:08:04,082 \h\h\h\h\h-ISN’T WORKING. -That doesn’t sound like \h\h\h\hsuch a big deal. 1650 01:08:04,082 --> 01:08:05,886 WELL, ACTUALLY, IT IS. UM... 1651 01:08:05,886 --> 01:08:09,417 IT’S WHAT PEOPLE USE TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT WHAT -- 1652 01:08:09,417 --> 01:08:11,155 EVERYBODY ZOOMS IN. 1653 01:08:11,155 --> 01:08:13,355 \hI guess I don’t go to your website enough to know that. 1654 01:08:13,355 --> 01:08:14,994 [ SCOFFS ] 1655 01:08:17,062 --> 01:08:19,229 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 1656 01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:21,099 Oh, typing and ringing. 1657 01:08:21,099 --> 01:08:22,760 \h\h\h\hYEAH, SORRY. OH, IT’S THE WAREHOUSE. 1658 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:24,102 \h\h\hMOM, I’M SORRY. CAN I CALL YOU BACK? 1659 01:08:24,102 --> 01:08:25,730 \h\h\h\h-No need. -OKAY, LOVE YOU. 1660 01:08:25,730 --> 01:08:26,940 Yep. 1661 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:29,734 \hWHO SAYS "YEP" TO "I LOVE YOU"? 1662 01:08:29,734 --> 01:08:31,835 [ RINGING CONTINUES ] 1663 01:08:34,706 --> 01:08:36,048 HI, ALONZO. 1664 01:08:36,048 --> 01:08:37,049 ALONZO: Hi, Jules. 1665 01:08:37,049 --> 01:08:38,380 Not good news. 1666 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:40,118 \hWHAT? OKAY. LAY IT ON ME. 1667 01:08:40,118 --> 01:08:42,516 \h\h\h\h\hIn a routine check by the sanitation department, 1668 01:08:42,516 --> 01:08:43,957 they found one bedbug. 1669 01:08:43,957 --> 01:08:46,256 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-NO. -Unfortunately, yes. 1670 01:08:46,256 --> 01:08:48,456 We sent out 4,800 boxes \h\h\h\h\h\hyesterday. 1671 01:08:48,456 --> 01:08:50,722 We have to get them all back, \hshut down the warehouse... 1672 01:08:50,722 --> 01:08:52,130 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-UGH. -...spray for bedbugs, 1673 01:08:52,130 --> 01:08:53,934 then we can start shipping \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hagain. 1674 01:08:53,934 --> 01:08:55,133 -NIGHTMARE. -NIGHTMARE. 1675 01:08:55,133 --> 01:08:56,365 OKAY, HERE WE ARE. 1676 01:08:56,365 --> 01:08:58,202 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY, LET ME JUST FINISH THIS E-MAIL. 1677 01:09:15,153 --> 01:09:16,781 [ GASPS ] 1678 01:09:16,781 --> 01:09:18,321 NO! 1679 01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:19,487 NO. 1680 01:09:19,487 --> 01:09:20,653 NO, NO, NO. 1681 01:09:23,161 --> 01:09:25,163 [ GASPS ] 1682 01:09:25,163 --> 01:09:28,463 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1683 01:09:28,463 --> 01:09:30,498 \h\h\h\hHEY, GUYS. THANKS FOR COMING. 1684 01:09:30,498 --> 01:09:31,928 I KNOW THE ZOOM IS BROKEN, 1685 01:09:31,928 --> 01:09:33,270 \h\h\hAND I DON’T MEAN TO PULL ANYONE OFF OF THAT, 1686 01:09:33,270 --> 01:09:35,107 BUT I NEED A FAVOR. 1687 01:09:35,107 --> 01:09:37,076 I ACCIDENTALLY SENT AN E-MAIL \h\h\h\hTO THE WRONG PERSON, 1688 01:09:37,076 --> 01:09:38,979 AND SHE’S AT WORK \h\h\hRIGHT NOW. 1689 01:09:38,979 --> 01:09:40,475 AND I KNOW SHE DOESN’T CHECK \h\h\h\h\hHER PERSONAL E-MAIL 1690 01:09:40,475 --> 01:09:42,147 UNTIL SHE GETS HOME \h\h\h\h\hAT 5:30. 1691 01:09:42,147 --> 01:09:43,984 \h\h\h\h\hSO I HAVE UNTIL THEN TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT. 1692 01:09:43,984 --> 01:09:46,844 \h\hBECAUSE IF THIS PERSON SEES THIS E-MAIL, IT’LL BE HORRIBLE. 1693 01:09:46,844 --> 01:09:49,319 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND ON TOP OF THAT, SHE HAS A MINOR HEART CONDITION. 1694 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:51,354 \h\h\h\h\h\hI THINK THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE NOT GOOD FOR THAT. 1695 01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:55,094 \h\h\h\h\h\hSO I AM COUNTING ON YOUR GOOD GRACES AND BRILLIANCE 1696 01:09:55,094 --> 01:09:57,195 \h\h\h\hTO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SAVE MY ASS. 1697 01:09:57,195 --> 01:09:58,856 \h\h\hTRUTHFULLY, JULES, IT’S PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE 1698 01:09:58,856 --> 01:10:00,330 TO HACK INTO A SERVER. 1699 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,002 Techie #2: AND YOU DON’T KNOW HER PASSWORD? 1700 01:10:02,002 --> 01:10:03,498 NO IDEA. 1701 01:10:03,498 --> 01:10:05,698 JULES, I THINK THERE’S ONLY \h\h\h\h\h\h\hONE THING WE CAN DO. 1702 01:10:05,698 --> 01:10:07,172 WHAT? TELL ME. \h\hI’M DYING. 1703 01:10:07,172 --> 01:10:08,800 ME AND THE BOYS TAKE OFF, 1704 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,638 WE BREAK INTO YOUR MOM’S HOUSE, AND WE STEAL HER COMPUTER. 1705 01:10:11,638 --> 01:10:14,047 \h\h\hBREAK INTO HER HOUSE AND STEAL THE COMPUTER? 1706 01:10:14,047 --> 01:10:15,444 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1707 01:10:16,775 --> 01:10:18,678 THAT’S FREAKING GENIUS. 1708 01:10:18,678 --> 01:10:21,780 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFemale GPS Voice: YOU WILL REACH YOUR DESTINATION 1709 01:10:21,780 --> 01:10:23,980 IN 300 YARDS. 1710 01:10:23,980 --> 01:10:27,885 LITTLE DOES GPS LADY KNOW SHE IS AN ACCOMPLICE TO A CRIME. 1711 01:10:27,885 --> 01:10:30,063 THE WOMAN HAS A HEART CONDITION. THINK OF IT AS A GOOD DEED. 1712 01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:32,626 I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D BE A BAD INFLUENCE ON ME, WHITTAKER. 1713 01:10:32,626 --> 01:10:35,068 OH, RELAX, FELLAS. THIS IS \hGONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE. 1714 01:10:35,068 --> 01:10:36,498 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE KEY IS UNDER A FLOWERPOT. 1715 01:10:36,498 --> 01:10:38,533 WE GO IN, WE DELETE, \h\h\h\hWE DISAPPEAR. 1716 01:10:38,533 --> 01:10:39,666 SHE DOESN’T HAVE AN ALARM, RIGHT? 1717 01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:41,173 \h\h\h\hNOPE. SHE DOES NOT. 1718 01:10:41,173 --> 01:10:43,076 WHAT IF THERE’S, LIKE, A PASSWORD ON THE E-MAIL? HMM? 1719 01:10:43,076 --> 01:10:44,704 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEN WE TAKE THE COMPUTER. 1720 01:10:44,704 --> 01:10:47,476 \h\h\h\h\hJULES SAID SHE’D BUY HER A NEW ONE, SO IT’S A WIN-WIN. 1721 01:10:47,476 --> 01:10:50,743 YOU WILL REACH YOUR DESTINATION \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIN 100 YARDS. 1722 01:10:50,743 --> 01:10:52,151 \h\h\hTHIS IS LIKE AN "OCEANS" MOVIE. 1723 01:10:52,151 --> 01:10:54,153 \h\hBEN’S THE OLD GUY WITH THE BIG GLASSES. 1724 01:10:54,153 --> 01:10:55,715 HIS NAME IS ELLIOTT GOULD. 1725 01:10:55,715 --> 01:10:57,981 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, AND, JASON, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU’RE CLOONEY. THANK YOU. 1726 01:10:57,981 --> 01:10:59,884 \h\h\h\hAND I’LL BE MATT DAMON ’CAUSE I’M KIND OF AN OUTSIDER. 1727 01:10:59,884 --> 01:11:01,259 YEAH, DEFINITELY. \h\h\h\hWHO AM I? 1728 01:11:01,259 --> 01:11:02,854 \h\h\h\h\h\hUH, YOU ARE BEN AFFLECK’S BROTHER. 1729 01:11:02,854 --> 01:11:04,526 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, WHY AREN’T I BRAD PITT? 1730 01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:07,529 I THINK THAT’S KIND OF \h\h\hSELF-EXPLANATORY. 1731 01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:09,630 [ FUNKY HEIST MUSIC PLAYS ] 1732 01:11:17,110 --> 01:11:18,507 -OKAY, CLOONEY. \h\h-THANK YOU. 1733 01:11:18,507 --> 01:11:19,739 YOU’RE BEHIND THE WHEEL. 1734 01:11:19,739 --> 01:11:21,081 PARK ON THE STREET. 1735 01:11:21,081 --> 01:11:23,006 KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOUR EYES OPEN. 1736 01:11:23,006 --> 01:11:25,613 DAMON, AFFLECK’S BROTHER, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU’RE WITH ME. 1737 01:11:25,613 --> 01:11:26,911 \h\hALL RIGHT, LET’S DO THIS. 1738 01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:31,157 \h\h\h\h\h\hREMEMBER, THE KEY’S UNDER THE FLOWERPOT. 1739 01:11:47,371 --> 01:11:48,768 [ ALARM BEEPING ] 1740 01:11:48,768 --> 01:11:50,066 OH, NO. 1741 01:11:50,066 --> 01:11:52,574 OH, GREAT PLAN SO FAR. \h\h\h\h\h\hOH, MY GOD. 1742 01:11:52,574 --> 01:11:54,543 \h\h\h\h-LEWIS, GET BECKY. -IF WE DON’T KNOW THE CODE, 1743 01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:56,149 THIS IS GONNA TURN INTO AN ALARM IN 60 SECONDS. 1744 01:11:56,149 --> 01:11:57,909 BECKY, PUT JULES ON. 1745 01:11:57,909 --> 01:11:59,614 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHE PUT ME ON HOLD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GIRL? 1746 01:11:59,614 --> 01:12:02,221 \h\h\h\h\h\hTHIS IS SO NOT GOOD. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO, BEN? 1747 01:12:02,221 --> 01:12:03,420 -WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED-- \h\h\h\h\h-STOP EATING! 1748 01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,586 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-UH-HUH! -GO LOOK FOR THE COMPUTER! 1749 01:12:04,586 --> 01:12:06,082 RIGHT NOW! GO! GO! GO! 1750 01:12:06,082 --> 01:12:07,622 NO! SEPARATELY! \h\hSEPARATE-- 1751 01:12:07,622 --> 01:12:09,459 \h\hBECKY: Ben. Ben, you there? 1752 01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:11,395 \h\h\hBECKY, DON’T SCREW AROUND. PUT JULES ON. IT’S AN EMERGENCY. 1753 01:12:11,395 --> 01:12:13,661 -She’s in a meeting. \h\h\h-INTERRUPT HER. 1754 01:12:13,661 --> 01:12:14,893 JULES: Ben, what’s up? 1755 01:12:14,893 --> 01:12:16,499 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJULES, YOUR MOTHER HAS AN ALARM. 1756 01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:18,303 -No, she doesn’t. \h-YES, SHE DOES. 1757 01:12:18,303 --> 01:12:20,096 I’M IN HER KITCHEN. IT’S ABOUT \h\hTO GO OFF. WHAT’S HER CODE? 1758 01:12:20,096 --> 01:12:21,933 \h\hI HAVE NO IDEA. BEN, LISTEN TO ME. 1759 01:12:21,933 --> 01:12:23,275 I KNOW THIS WOMAN. 1760 01:12:23,275 --> 01:12:24,672 THAT IS A FAKE ALARM THAT SHE BOUGHT 1761 01:12:24,672 --> 01:12:25,970 OFF OF SOME INFOMERCIAL OR SOMETHING, OKAY? 1762 01:12:25,970 --> 01:12:27,411 \h\hIT’S NOT REAL. IT’S NOT CONNECTED. 1763 01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:28,973 \h\h\hIt’s just to scare off burglars. 1764 01:12:28,973 --> 01:12:30,645 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHE SAYS IT’S FAKE. IT’S JUST TO SCARE OFF BURGLARS. 1765 01:12:30,645 --> 01:12:32,449 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, WELL, IT’S DOING A GOOD JOB. 1766 01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,616 LISTEN, MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER PAY FOR AN ALARM, OKAY? 1767 01:12:34,616 --> 01:12:36,189 THEY’RE THE CHEAPEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA. 1768 01:12:36,189 --> 01:12:38,356 \h\hOKAY, WELL, IT HASN’T TURNED INTO AN ALARM YET. 1769 01:12:38,356 --> 01:12:40,358 \h\h\h-IT’S STILL BEEPING. -THAT’S ’CAUSE IT’S A FAKE. 1770 01:12:40,358 --> 01:12:41,920 TRUST ME ON THIS ONE. HAVE YOU FOUND THE COMPUTER? 1771 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,295 IT’S NOT DOWN HERE. 1772 01:12:43,295 --> 01:12:45,396 ♪ 1773 01:12:48,025 --> 01:12:49,862 LEWIS, GO IN THERE. \hDAVIS, IN THERE. 1774 01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:54,933 \h\h-FOUND IT! -GOT IT! WHAT? 1775 01:12:54,933 --> 01:12:56,869 WE FOUND TWO. WHICH ONE IS HERS? THE WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE? 1776 01:12:56,869 --> 01:12:58,541 \h\h\hTHE WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE? 1777 01:12:58,541 --> 01:12:59,872 THE WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE? WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE? 1778 01:12:59,872 --> 01:13:01,214 -YOUR MOM’S COMPUTER? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YES. 1779 01:13:01,214 --> 01:13:02,479 \h\h\h\h\hIT’S WHITE. I GOT IT FIXED FOR HER ONCE. 1780 01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:03,942 -I AM POSITIVE. -THE WHITE ONE! 1781 01:13:03,942 --> 01:13:05,416 WHITE. 1782 01:13:07,352 --> 01:13:09,145 [ ALARM BLARING ] 1783 01:13:09,145 --> 01:13:11,048 OH, MY GOD. 1784 01:13:11,048 --> 01:13:13,523 I KNEW THERE WAS NO SUCH THING \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAS A FAKE ALARM! 1785 01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:15,195 WE’RE GONNA GET ARRESTED! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI KNEW IT! 1786 01:13:15,195 --> 01:13:16,625 THAT’S IT! WE’RE DONE! 1787 01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:18,495 \h\h\h\h\h\hOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE ALL OVER THIS PLACE! 1788 01:13:18,495 --> 01:13:19,958 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBEN, DO YOU SEE THE E-MAIL? 1789 01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:21,861 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-NOT YET. -DOUBLE-TIME IT, DUDE. 1790 01:13:21,861 --> 01:13:24,237 HERE, LET ME. 1791 01:13:24,237 --> 01:13:25,700 FOUND IT! 1792 01:13:25,700 --> 01:13:27,702 \h\h"WHY IS MY MOTHER ALWAYS SUCH A RAGING BITCH?" 1793 01:13:27,702 --> 01:13:29,572 \h\h\h\h\hSUBJECT -- "SHE’S A TERRORIST." 1794 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:30,903 Yes! Delete it! 1795 01:13:30,903 --> 01:13:32,036 GONE. 1796 01:13:32,036 --> 01:13:33,312 NOW FROM THE TRASH! 1797 01:13:35,248 --> 01:13:36,348 GOT IT. 1798 01:13:36,348 --> 01:13:38,174 [ SIREN WAILS ] 1799 01:13:38,174 --> 01:13:39,318 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDAVIS, WHERE’D YOU FIND THIS? 1800 01:13:39,318 --> 01:13:40,418 UNDER THE BED, RIGHT SIDE. 1801 01:13:40,418 --> 01:13:41,980 WHICH RIGHT SIDE? 1802 01:13:41,980 --> 01:13:44,147 RIGHT SIDE FACING THE BED! OH, MY GOD! MY LIFE IS OVER! 1803 01:13:44,147 --> 01:13:46,556 I’M GONNA BE A FELON AND I HAVE NOT COMMITTED A CRIME! 1804 01:13:46,556 --> 01:13:47,887 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDAVIS. DAVIS, PULL IT TOGETHER. 1805 01:13:47,887 --> 01:13:49,526 \h\h\hCAN’T YOU HEAR HOW FAR AWAY THAT IS? 1806 01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:51,264 WE’VE GOT AT LEAST 30 SECONDS \h\h\h\h\hUNTIL THEY’RE HERE. 1807 01:13:51,264 --> 01:13:52,892 [ Lisping ] HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO MY PARENTS? 1808 01:13:52,892 --> 01:13:54,157 \h\h\hOH, MY GOD. MY LISP IS BACK! 1809 01:13:54,157 --> 01:13:55,730 -20 SECONDS. \h\h\h\h-OH! 1810 01:13:55,730 --> 01:13:57,468 JUST RUN! RUN! 1811 01:13:59,833 --> 01:14:01,439 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJason: [ Rapping ] ♪ GIVE IT AWAY NOW ♪ 1812 01:14:01,439 --> 01:14:02,902 ♪ JUST GIVE IT AWAY ♪ 1813 01:14:02,902 --> 01:14:04,277 ♪ YEAH, HERE WE GO NOW ♪ 1814 01:14:04,277 --> 01:14:05,872 \h♪ TELL ME WAT’CHU REALLY WANT TO DO ♪ 1815 01:14:05,872 --> 01:14:07,104 \h\h\h\h\h\h♪ COME HERE, MA, TALK WITH ME, TALK WITH ME ♪ 1816 01:14:07,104 --> 01:14:08,710 ♪ LOOK LIKE YOU’RE REAL GOOD ♪ 1817 01:14:08,710 --> 01:14:10,283 ♪ TALK AND YA REALLY WANT TO WALK FOR ME ♪ 1818 01:14:10,283 --> 01:14:11,746 \h\h♪ THE WAY YOU REALLY TRY TO PUT IT ON, DAWG ♪ 1819 01:14:11,746 --> 01:14:13,418 ♪ DANCE LIKE YA NEVER DID \h\h\h\h\hBEFORE FOR ME ♪ 1820 01:14:13,418 --> 01:14:15,211 ♪ WANT TO BREAK YO’ BACK, \hGONNA BREAK YO’ NECK ♪ 1821 01:14:15,211 --> 01:14:16,751 ♪ AND THE WAY YOU TRY TO PUT IT \h\h\h\h\hON THE FLOOR FOR ME ♪ 1822 01:14:16,751 --> 01:14:19,116 ♪ COME ON! COME ON! COME ON! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, YEAH ♪ 1823 01:14:19,116 --> 01:14:21,723 JASON! 1824 01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:22,955 OPEN THE DOOR! 1825 01:14:22,955 --> 01:14:24,594 \h\h♪ EVERY TIME I COME THROUGH ♪ 1826 01:14:24,594 --> 01:14:26,024 \h♪ THIS MOTHERFREAKER IS ALWAYS IN THE RIDE ♪ 1827 01:14:26,024 --> 01:14:29,467 JASON! OPEN THE DOOR! 1828 01:14:29,467 --> 01:14:31,535 OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! 1829 01:14:31,535 --> 01:14:32,965 \h\h\hWHOA! WHOA, OKAY! 1830 01:14:32,965 --> 01:14:34,472 \h\h\h\h\hOKAY! [ LOCK CLICKS ] 1831 01:14:34,472 --> 01:14:35,902 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] [ SIREN APPROACHING ] 1832 01:14:35,902 --> 01:14:38,135 HOLD ON! I’M NOT IN! I’M NOT IN! I’M NOT IN! 1833 01:14:38,135 --> 01:14:39,642 I’M IN. 1834 01:14:40,874 --> 01:14:42,238 ♪ HERE SHE COMES ♪ 1835 01:14:42,238 --> 01:14:43,547 -CHEERS! -CHEERS! 1836 01:14:43,547 --> 01:14:46,077 ♪ WALKIN’ DOWN THE STREET ♪ 1837 01:14:46,077 --> 01:14:48,552 YOU ARE A CRAZY SON OF A BITCH. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 1838 01:14:48,552 --> 01:14:50,114 I DIDN’T, ACTUALLY. 1839 01:14:50,114 --> 01:14:51,918 I’M SURE MY BLOOD PRESSURE \h\h\h\h\hWAS THROUGH THE ROOF. 1840 01:14:51,918 --> 01:14:53,788 BUT IT WAS WORTH IT. \h\h\h\h\hGOOD TIMES! 1841 01:14:53,788 --> 01:14:55,988 \h\h[ LAUGHTER ] GUYS, I CAN’T -- 1842 01:14:55,988 --> 01:14:58,958 \hI LITERALLY CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID. 1843 01:14:58,958 --> 01:15:02,995 IT WAS SO ABOVE AND BEYOND \h\h\hAND BRAVE AND LOYAL. 1844 01:15:02,995 --> 01:15:04,634 I AM INDEBTED TO YOU \h\h\h\h\h\hFOREVER. 1845 01:15:04,634 --> 01:15:05,899 \h\h\h\h\h-NO, YOU’RE NOT. -WELL, YOU’RE VERY WELCOME. 1846 01:15:05,899 --> 01:15:07,098 YOU KNOW... 1847 01:15:07,098 --> 01:15:10,068 \hTAKES A TEAM, BUT IT’S DONE. 1848 01:15:10,068 --> 01:15:12,840 -ALL TAKEN CARE OF. \h\h\h\h\h\h-OKAY. 1849 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,842 I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER. \h\h\h\h\hANYBODY ELSE? 1850 01:15:14,842 --> 01:15:16,272 \h-I WOULD LOVE THAT. -YEAH, LET’S DO THAT. 1851 01:15:16,272 --> 01:15:18,912 YEAH. BUT COULD I JUST GET A HALF THIS TIME? 1852 01:15:18,912 --> 01:15:20,012 I’LL TAKE HIS HALF. 1853 01:15:20,012 --> 01:15:21,486 \h\hWE’LL ALL HAVE DOUBLES. 1854 01:15:23,147 --> 01:15:25,754 N-No, it’s okay. I can drink. It’s a thing about me. 1855 01:15:25,754 --> 01:15:27,118 NOW, WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAGAIN? 1856 01:15:27,118 --> 01:15:28,460 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI NEVER WANT TO NOT KNOW YOU. 1857 01:15:28,460 --> 01:15:29,923 I’M JASON. 1858 01:15:29,923 --> 01:15:32,024 I’VE WORKED FOR YOU \hFOR LIKE A YEAR. 1859 01:15:32,024 --> 01:15:33,927 I’VE DELIVERED THINGS \h\h\h\h\hTO YOUR HOME. 1860 01:15:33,927 --> 01:15:35,291 \h\h\hI MET MATT A BUNCH OF TIMES. 1861 01:15:35,291 --> 01:15:37,260 I’VE TIED YOUR DAUGHTER’S SHOE \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBEFORE. 1862 01:15:37,260 --> 01:15:39,163 \h\hI -- I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I’M JUST TERRIBLE WITH NAMES. 1863 01:15:39,163 --> 01:15:40,835 IT’S ALL RIGHT. \h\hIT’S JASON. 1864 01:15:40,835 --> 01:15:41,869 YOU’RE NEW, RIGHT? 1865 01:15:41,869 --> 01:15:43,266 \h\h\hYEAH. I’M DAVIS. 1866 01:15:43,266 --> 01:15:45,004 \h\h\hI STARTED WORK THE SAME DAY AS BEN. 1867 01:15:45,004 --> 01:15:47,171 WE’RE PRETTY MUCH BESTIES, AND I’M HIS MENTEE. 1868 01:15:47,171 --> 01:15:49,173 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH. HE GAVE ME THIS TIE, FOR EXAMPLE. 1869 01:15:49,173 --> 01:15:50,812 \hIT WAS HIS. IT’S VINTAGE. 1870 01:15:50,812 --> 01:15:52,649 -"VINTAGE." -I LIKE IT. 1871 01:15:52,649 --> 01:15:54,046 I LIKE MEN IN TIES. 1872 01:15:54,046 --> 01:15:55,949 -AND, YOU’RE LEWIS. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YES. 1873 01:15:55,949 --> 01:15:57,555 YEAH, I COULD HEAR A LITTLE BIT \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOVER THE PHONE. 1874 01:15:57,555 --> 01:15:59,150 YOU WERE VERY COOL \h\hUNDER PRESSURE. 1875 01:15:59,150 --> 01:16:01,394 WELL, IT WAS MY FIRST HEIST. I TRIED TO BE CHILL. 1876 01:16:01,394 --> 01:16:02,527 THANKS FOR NOTICING. 1877 01:16:02,527 --> 01:16:04,287 SALUT. 1878 01:16:04,287 --> 01:16:05,464 \h-MM! -WHOO! 1879 01:16:05,464 --> 01:16:07,961 BOYS, WHAT CAN I SAY... 1880 01:16:07,961 --> 01:16:09,226 I’M SORRY. 1881 01:16:09,226 --> 01:16:10,898 \h\h\hI DIDN’T MEAN TO CALL YOU "BOYS." 1882 01:16:10,898 --> 01:16:12,702 NOBODY CALLS MEN \h"MEN" ANYMORE. 1883 01:16:12,702 --> 01:16:14,033 HAVE YOU NOTICED? 1884 01:16:14,033 --> 01:16:15,540 WOMEN WENT FROM "GIRLS" \h\h\h\h\h\hTO "WOMEN." 1885 01:16:15,540 --> 01:16:17,069 MEN WENT FROM "MEN" \h\h\h\hTO "BOYS"? 1886 01:16:17,069 --> 01:16:19,478 \hTHIS IS A PROBLEM IN THE BIG PICTURE. 1887 01:16:19,478 --> 01:16:21,711 -DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YEAH. 1888 01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:23,141 I’M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER. 1889 01:16:23,141 --> 01:16:24,648 \h\h\h\h\h\hANOTHER? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 1890 01:16:24,648 --> 01:16:27,343 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEP. OKAY, HERE’S MY THEORY ABOUT THIS. 1891 01:16:27,343 --> 01:16:29,818 WE ALL GREW UP DURING THE "TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY" THING, RIGHT? 1892 01:16:29,818 --> 01:16:31,523 MM-HMM. 1893 01:16:31,523 --> 01:16:34,658 SO WE WERE ALWAYS TOLD WE COULD \h\h\hBE ANYTHING, DO ANYTHING. 1894 01:16:34,658 --> 01:16:37,529 \hAND I THINK GUYS GOT, MAYBE NOT LEFT BEHIND, 1895 01:16:37,529 --> 01:16:39,399 BUT NOT QUITE AS NURTURED, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW? 1896 01:16:39,399 --> 01:16:42,402 \h\hI MEAN, LIKE, WE WERE THE GENERATION OF "YOU GO, GIRL." 1897 01:16:42,402 --> 01:16:44,404 WE HAD OPRAH. 1898 01:16:44,404 --> 01:16:47,572 \h\hAND I WONDER SOMETIMES HOW GUYS FIT IN, YOU KNOW? 1899 01:16:47,572 --> 01:16:49,233 \h\hTHEY STILL SEEM TO BE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT. 1900 01:16:49,233 --> 01:16:50,905 THEY’RE STILL DRESSING \h\h\hLIKE LITTLE BOYS. 1901 01:16:50,905 --> 01:16:52,445 THEY’RE STILL PLAYING \h\h\h\hVIDEO GAMES. 1902 01:16:52,445 --> 01:16:54,205 WELL, THEY’VE GOTTEN GREAT. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSO... 1903 01:16:54,205 --> 01:16:56,042 I LOVE VIDEO GAMES. 1904 01:16:56,042 --> 01:16:57,681 OH, BOY. 1905 01:16:57,681 --> 01:16:59,947 HOW, IN ONE GENERATION, HAVE MEN GONE FROM 1906 01:16:59,947 --> 01:17:03,786 GUYS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON AND HARRISON FORD TO... 1907 01:17:07,427 --> 01:17:09,187 TAKE BEN, HERE. 1908 01:17:09,187 --> 01:17:11,123 A DYING BREED. \h\h\hYOU KNOW? 1909 01:17:11,123 --> 01:17:12,630 LOOK AND LEARN, BOYS, 1910 01:17:12,630 --> 01:17:15,061 BECAUSE IF YOU ASK ME, THIS IS WHAT COOL IS. 1911 01:17:15,061 --> 01:17:17,393 OH, THANKS, ACE. YOU’RE NOT GONNA DRINK ANYMORE, RIGHT? 1912 01:17:17,393 --> 01:17:19,571 \h\h[ CHUCKLES ] CALLING ME "ACE"? 1913 01:17:19,571 --> 01:17:21,199 THAT IS JUST SUPER COOL, RIGHT? 1914 01:17:21,199 --> 01:17:22,574 -DEFINITELY. \h-VERY COOL. 1915 01:17:22,574 --> 01:17:25,302 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY. I AM OFFICIALLY A LITTLE DIZZY. 1916 01:17:25,302 --> 01:17:27,106 I APOLOGIZE FOR THE TIRADE. 1917 01:17:27,106 --> 01:17:29,779 I AM GONNA GO. 1918 01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:34,113 BUT I AM FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT, GENTLEMEN. 1919 01:17:34,113 --> 01:17:36,588 \h\h\h\hANOTHER WORD WHICH IS NEVER USED ANYMORE. 1920 01:17:36,588 --> 01:17:38,458 LET’S BRING IT BACK, SHALL WE? 1921 01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:42,154 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h-YES. -BEN, I’LL BE UBERING HOME. 1922 01:17:42,154 --> 01:17:43,562 -THANKS AGAIN. \h-WHOA! WHOA! 1923 01:17:43,562 --> 01:17:44,596 OKAY. 1924 01:17:44,596 --> 01:17:46,895 [ Slurring ] I’M SO SORRY. 1925 01:17:46,895 --> 01:17:48,567 DON’T WORRY. 1926 01:17:48,567 --> 01:17:51,229 I’M FINE NOW. 1927 01:17:51,229 --> 01:17:52,967 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ RETCHES ] OKAY. 1928 01:17:52,967 --> 01:17:54,507 IT’S OKAY, IT’S OKAY. 1929 01:17:54,507 --> 01:17:57,268 [ GROANS ] 1930 01:17:57,268 --> 01:18:00,040 OH, I HAVEN’T DONE THAT \h\h\h\h\h\hSINCE COLLEGE. 1931 01:18:03,747 --> 01:18:05,749 THANK YOU. 1932 01:18:05,749 --> 01:18:08,620 OH, MAN. 1933 01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:11,315 \h\h\h\h\hVERY SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT. 1934 01:18:11,315 --> 01:18:12,624 HUMILIATING. 1935 01:18:12,624 --> 01:18:13,922 IT’S ALL GOOD. 1936 01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:15,693 YOU FEELING BETTER? 1937 01:18:15,693 --> 01:18:17,420 YEAH. 1938 01:18:17,420 --> 01:18:20,863 YEAH, I FORGOT YOU GOT TO EAT \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBEFORE YOU DRINK. 1939 01:18:22,799 --> 01:18:24,130 I’M GOOD NOW. 1940 01:18:24,130 --> 01:18:26,539 THANK YOU. 1941 01:18:34,811 --> 01:18:37,550 \hI’M LEAVING IN A MINUTE. 1942 01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:41,015 \h\h\h\hJUST WORKING ON MAKING THIS THE WORST POSSIBLE DAY FOR YOU. 1943 01:18:41,015 --> 01:18:43,721 \h\h\hNO, NOT AT ALL. YOU’VE HAD A STRESSFUL DAY. 1944 01:18:48,220 --> 01:18:52,356 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hHOW IS IT THAT YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO SAY THE RIGHT THING... 1945 01:18:52,356 --> 01:18:55,392 DO THE RIGHT THING, BE THE RIGHT THING? 1946 01:18:55,392 --> 01:18:57,735 IT’S UNCANNY. 1947 01:18:57,735 --> 01:18:59,363 \h\h\h\h\h\hYOU -- YOU GET SOME REST. 1948 01:18:59,363 --> 01:19:00,738 I WILL. 1949 01:19:00,738 --> 01:19:02,432 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 1950 01:19:07,140 --> 01:19:09,747 OH, AND, UH... 1951 01:19:09,747 --> 01:19:12,211 SAYONARA. 1952 01:19:12,211 --> 01:19:14,851 ABSOLUTELY. 1953 01:19:14,851 --> 01:19:16,512 ♪ 1954 01:19:16,512 --> 01:19:18,624 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 1955 01:19:28,392 --> 01:19:30,097 REALLY SO NICE OF YOU TO DO THIS. 1956 01:19:30,097 --> 01:19:31,835 MOST WOMEN WOULD HAVE JUST RESCHEDULED. 1957 01:19:31,835 --> 01:19:34,607 OH, NOT TO WORRY. \h\hI UNDERSTAND. 1958 01:19:34,607 --> 01:19:37,071 IT WAS UNEXPECTED. 1959 01:19:37,071 --> 01:19:38,402 -THANK YOU. -THANK YOU. 1960 01:19:38,402 --> 01:19:39,777 YOU’RE WELCOME. 1961 01:19:47,246 --> 01:19:49,512 \h\h\h\h\h\h-Hi. -Oh. Come on in. 1962 01:19:49,512 --> 01:19:51,756 Oh, no, after you. \h\h\h\h\hGo ahead. 1963 01:19:54,418 --> 01:19:57,795 Benji, you brought a date \h\h\h\hto a funeral. Unreal. 1964 01:19:57,795 --> 01:20:00,028 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWe had plans. Who knew this was gonna happen? 1965 01:20:00,028 --> 01:20:01,931 Well, how do you do? \h\h\h\h\hI’m Miles. 1966 01:20:01,931 --> 01:20:03,295 Hello. Fiona. 1967 01:20:03,295 --> 01:20:04,769 \hI’m so sorry for your loss. 1968 01:20:04,769 --> 01:20:07,772 Oh, thank you, dear. 1969 01:20:07,772 --> 01:20:09,433 Wowza! 1970 01:20:09,433 --> 01:20:12,535 ♪ 1971 01:20:44,468 --> 01:20:46,646 I NEVER WENT TO A SHIVA BEFORE. 1972 01:20:46,646 --> 01:20:48,241 \hTHE LAUGHTER WAS WONDERFUL. 1973 01:20:48,241 --> 01:20:49,946 \h\h\h\hI DON’T THINK I’VE EVER EATEN MORE. 1974 01:20:49,946 --> 01:20:52,608 I’M NOT EVEN SURE HOW I LEFT WITH A BOX OF COOKIES. 1975 01:20:52,608 --> 01:20:54,313 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, YOU WERE A BIG HIT. 1976 01:20:54,313 --> 01:20:57,085 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGIVING THE WIDOW THAT BACK MASSAGE -- WINNING MOVE. 1977 01:20:57,085 --> 01:20:59,153 \h\h\hOH, YEAH. SHE NEEDED IT. 1978 01:20:59,153 --> 01:21:00,616 I DEFINITELY THINK \hIT’S A GOOD IDEA 1979 01:21:00,616 --> 01:21:02,761 TO TAKE ALL FIRST DATES \h\h\h\h\h\h\hTO A FUNERAL. 1980 01:21:02,761 --> 01:21:04,961 YEAH. A REAL ICEBREAKER, \h\h\h\h\h\hDON’T YOU THINK? 1981 01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,193 [ LAUGHS ] 1982 01:21:06,193 --> 01:21:07,832 I KNOW YOU’RE KIDDING BUT, HONESTLY, 1983 01:21:07,832 --> 01:21:09,966 WHO NEEDS THE STRAIN OF THE DINNER DATE? 1984 01:21:09,966 --> 01:21:12,166 AND THE "WHY AREN’T YOU MARRIED?" CONVERSATION. 1985 01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:16,005 AT OUR AGE IT’S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE TO CATCH UP. 1986 01:21:16,005 --> 01:21:19,041 WELL, I CAN DO ME \hIN 10 SECONDS. 1987 01:21:20,306 --> 01:21:22,044 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU READY? YEP. 1988 01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:24,816 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWIDOWER, ONE SON, TWO GRANDKIDS. 1989 01:21:24,816 --> 01:21:26,983 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hSPENT MY LIFE MANUFACTURING PHONEBOOKS, 1990 01:21:26,983 --> 01:21:28,281 \hWHICH NO LONGER SERVE A PURPOSE. 1991 01:21:28,281 --> 01:21:29,513 [ CHUCKLES ] 1992 01:21:29,513 --> 01:21:31,053 I’M CURRENTLY WORKING \h\h\h\h\hAS AN INTERN, 1993 01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:33,187 HAVING A BALL. 1994 01:21:33,187 --> 01:21:37,191 \h\h\h\hAND THE BEST NEWS IS, I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL I MET AT WORK. 1995 01:21:37,191 --> 01:21:40,326 \h\h\h\h\hI’M SORRY YOU LOST YOUR WIFE. 1996 01:21:40,326 --> 01:21:41,360 OKAY. 1997 01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:42,834 DIVORCED. 1998 01:21:42,834 --> 01:21:44,462 THREE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS. 1999 01:21:44,462 --> 01:21:47,399 ONE GRANDCHILD, A BOY, ON THE WAY. 2000 01:21:47,399 --> 01:21:48,840 \h\h\hI WAS SICK A FEW YEARS BACK. 2001 01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,138 I’M NOT ANYMORE. 2002 01:21:50,138 --> 01:21:52,536 \h\h\hI’M AN IN-HOUSE E-COMMERCE MASSEUSE. 2003 01:21:52,536 --> 01:21:54,175 LOVE MY JOB. 2004 01:21:54,175 --> 01:21:58,817 AND I FINALLY MET A MAN I ACTUALLY WANT TO HANG OUT WITH. 2005 01:21:58,817 --> 01:22:01,644 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLUCKY ME. [ LAUGHS ] 2006 01:22:01,644 --> 01:22:03,789 ♪ 2007 01:22:12,523 --> 01:22:14,624 [ COUGHING ] 2008 01:22:16,868 --> 01:22:18,100 MORNING. 2009 01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:19,871 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHEY, BUDDY. YOU DON’T LOOK SO GREAT. 2010 01:22:19,871 --> 01:22:21,664 YEAH, I KNOW. 2011 01:22:21,664 --> 01:22:24,942 BUT BELIEVE ME, I LOOK BETTER THAN I FEEL. [ PAIGE CRYING ] 2012 01:22:24,942 --> 01:22:26,240 OH, DID YOU SEE THE YANKEES \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLAST NIGHT? 2013 01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:28,704 -OH, THEY WERE ON FIRE. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-OH, MAN. 2014 01:22:28,704 --> 01:22:30,574 Jules: GOT TO GET SOMETHING \h\h\h\h\hIN YOUR STOMACH. 2015 01:22:30,574 --> 01:22:32,114 HONEY, HONEY, HONEY. 2016 01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:34,182 JUST CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ONE BITE BEFORE SCHOOL? 2017 01:22:34,182 --> 01:22:35,678 \h\h\h\hPLEASE? JUST ONE BITE? 2018 01:22:35,678 --> 01:22:38,219 HEY, WHAT’S WITH THE WATERWORKS, LITTLE ONE? 2019 01:22:38,219 --> 01:22:39,550 \h\h\h\h\h\hI JUST TOLD HER THAT THE SITTER’S GONNA HAVE TO 2020 01:22:39,550 --> 01:22:40,892 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTAKE HER TO MADDIE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY 2021 01:22:40,892 --> 01:22:42,223 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hBECAUSE MATT’S FEELING SICK. 2022 01:22:42,223 --> 01:22:45,930 BUT I DON’T WANT TO GO \h\h\hWITH THE SITTER. 2023 01:22:45,930 --> 01:22:47,096 BEN? 2024 01:22:47,096 --> 01:22:49,527 CAN YOU TAKE ME? 2025 01:22:49,527 --> 01:22:51,199 PLEASE? 2026 01:22:51,199 --> 01:22:52,805 OH, HONEY? 2027 01:22:52,805 --> 01:22:56,138 \hI’M SO SORRY, BUT BEN’S GOT TO GO TO WORK TODAY. 2028 01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:58,877 [ CRYING ] 2029 01:22:58,877 --> 01:23:00,703 \h\hJULES. COME ON. IT’LL TAKE AN HOUR. 2030 01:23:00,703 --> 01:23:02,540 LET ME TAKE HER. 2031 01:23:05,378 --> 01:23:07,413 \h\h\h\h\h\hBen: I -- I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE STILL GOING THROUGH THIS. 2032 01:23:07,413 --> 01:23:10,284 \h\h\hI’M GOING THE RIGHT WAY. PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE TRUST. 2033 01:23:10,284 --> 01:23:12,253 \h\h\h\hBUT THE PARK WHERE THE PARTY IS... 2034 01:23:12,253 --> 01:23:14,123 OH. SORRY, BEN. 2035 01:23:14,123 --> 01:23:16,994 ACTUALLY, THIS IS IT. 2036 01:23:16,994 --> 01:23:19,095 YOU’RE LIKE A CLONE. 2037 01:23:19,095 --> 01:23:22,098 \h\h\h\h\h\hOH, BOY. THIS LOOKS LIKE A NICE PARTY. 2038 01:23:22,098 --> 01:23:24,232 YEAH, IT DOES. 2039 01:23:24,232 --> 01:23:25,662 SO WHICH ONE IS MADDIE? 2040 01:23:25,662 --> 01:23:27,939 THE ONE IN THE PINK. 2041 01:23:27,939 --> 01:23:30,370 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY. THE ONE IN THE PINK. 2042 01:23:32,141 --> 01:23:34,814 \hYOU CAN GO SIT WITH THE OTHER MOMS, OKAY? 2043 01:23:34,814 --> 01:23:36,915 \h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY. YOU WANT TO GIVE MADDIE HER PRESENT? 2044 01:23:36,915 --> 01:23:38,983 YEAH. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY. 2045 01:23:38,983 --> 01:23:41,348 HAVE FUN. 2046 01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:44,417 THE OTHER MOMS. 2047 01:23:45,682 --> 01:23:47,255 FREP-- FREPRINO \hOR SOMETHING. 2048 01:23:47,255 --> 01:23:48,784 \h\h\h\hYEAH, I KNOW. I DON’T KNOW ANY OF THEM. 2049 01:23:48,784 --> 01:23:50,489 HI. I’M BEN. 2050 01:23:50,489 --> 01:23:51,589 -HI. JANE. \h\h-JANE. 2051 01:23:51,589 --> 01:23:53,129 -AND EMILY. -HI, EMILY. 2052 01:23:53,129 --> 01:23:54,625 I’M HELPING MATT AND JULES OUT \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTODAY. 2053 01:23:54,625 --> 01:23:56,099 OH, ARE YOU MATT’S DAD? 2054 01:23:56,099 --> 01:23:58,134 \h\h\h\h\hNO, NO. I WORK FOR JULES. 2055 01:23:58,134 --> 01:23:59,432 OH. 2056 01:23:59,432 --> 01:24:01,137 THAT’S OKAY? 2057 01:24:01,137 --> 01:24:04,767 \hI’VE JUST HEARD SHE’S, YOU KNOW, KIND OF TOUGH. 2058 01:24:04,767 --> 01:24:07,308 \h\hTOUGH? JULES? SURE. SHE’S A TOTAL BADASS. 2059 01:24:07,308 --> 01:24:10,047 I GUESS THAT’S HOW SHE BECAME \h\h\h\h\h\h\hAN INTERNET SENSATION. 2060 01:24:10,047 --> 01:24:11,884 MUST MAKE YOU GUYS PROUD, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHUH? 2061 01:24:11,884 --> 01:24:13,380 ONE OF YOUR OWN OUT THERE \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEVERY DAY, 2062 01:24:13,380 --> 01:24:15,547 CRASHING THE GLASS CEILING \h\h\h\h\h\h\hOF THE TECH WORLD. 2063 01:24:15,547 --> 01:24:18,682 SO, BRAVO, GOOD FOR HER. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRIGHT? 2064 01:24:18,682 --> 01:24:20,684 \h\h\hY-YEAH. NO, FOR SURE. 2065 01:24:20,684 --> 01:24:22,224 [ CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY ] 2066 01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:23,522 WHAT’S UP, KIDDO? 2067 01:24:23,522 --> 01:24:24,996 I DON’T FEEL GOOD. 2068 01:24:24,996 --> 01:24:28,032 \h\h\h\h\hYOU DON’T? DO YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY LAP? 2069 01:24:28,032 --> 01:24:31,233 \h\h\h\hYOU KNOW, IF SHE’S SICK SHE PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE HERE. 2070 01:24:31,233 --> 01:24:34,203 TOUGH CROWD, PAIGEY. YOU WANT TO HIT THE ROAD? 2071 01:24:34,203 --> 01:24:35,633 DOES THAT MEAN "LEAVE"? 2072 01:24:35,633 --> 01:24:36,942 ’FRAID SO. 2073 01:24:38,977 --> 01:24:44,642 Paige: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING...BLUE! 2074 01:24:44,642 --> 01:24:46,545 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBen: IS IT THE CAR NEXT TO US? 2075 01:24:46,545 --> 01:24:47,920 NO. 2076 01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:50,582 \h\hIS IT, UM, THAT DOG LEASH? 2077 01:24:50,582 --> 01:24:52,320 NO. 2078 01:24:52,320 --> 01:24:54,157 UM, IS IT THE SKY? 2079 01:24:54,157 --> 01:24:55,851 YES! YOU GOT ONE. 2080 01:24:55,851 --> 01:24:57,061 YOUR TURN, BEN. 2081 01:24:57,061 --> 01:24:58,755 OKAY. 2082 01:24:58,755 --> 01:25:00,394 OH, I HAVE A GOOD ONE. 2083 01:25:00,394 --> 01:25:03,826 I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE \h\h\h\h\h\hSOMETHING GREEN. 2084 01:25:03,826 --> 01:25:05,432 IS IT THAT TREE? 2085 01:25:05,432 --> 01:25:06,763 NOPE. 2086 01:25:06,763 --> 01:25:08,699 IS IT THAT FRONT DOOR? 2087 01:25:08,699 --> 01:25:10,976 WELL, IT’S KIND OF GREEN. 2088 01:25:26,453 --> 01:25:28,290 IS IT, BEN? 2089 01:25:28,290 --> 01:25:30,589 IS IT THAT FRONT DOOR? 2090 01:25:33,196 --> 01:25:35,792 YEAH, IT IS, HONEY. \h\h\h\hGOOD GIRL. 2091 01:25:42,469 --> 01:25:43,866 [ HORN HONKS ] 2092 01:25:43,866 --> 01:25:46,979 ♪ 2093 01:26:07,230 --> 01:26:08,858 [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] 2094 01:26:28,845 --> 01:26:30,990 [ SNORING ] 2095 01:26:49,008 --> 01:26:51,109 THANKS SO MUCH, BEN. 2096 01:27:07,125 --> 01:27:08,654 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHEY, COME ON IN THE KITCHEN. 2097 01:27:08,654 --> 01:27:10,392 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING BEFORE YOU HIT THE ROAD? 2098 01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:13,065 WANT A CUP OF COFFEE \h\hOR A BITE TO EAT? 2099 01:27:13,065 --> 01:27:14,726 UH, I’M GOOD, THANKS. 2100 01:27:14,726 --> 01:27:17,366 \h\h\h\h\h\hOKAY. HOW WAS SHE? SHE GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE? 2101 01:27:17,366 --> 01:27:19,038 SHE WAS PERFECT. 2102 01:27:19,038 --> 01:27:21,238 SHE WASN’T FEELING SO GREAT AT THE PARTY, SO WE LEFT EARLY, 2103 01:27:21,238 --> 01:27:25,077 AND SHE JUST FELL ASLEEP IN THE CAR, SO I LET HER GET A NAP IN. 2104 01:27:25,077 --> 01:27:26,672 SO NICE OF YOU. \h\hTHANK YOU. 2105 01:27:26,672 --> 01:27:27,970 [ CELLPHONE DINGS ] 2106 01:27:27,970 --> 01:27:29,147 SORRY. 2107 01:27:33,514 --> 01:27:35,516 \h\h\h\hYOU SEEM LIKE YOU’RE FEELING MORE WITH IT. 2108 01:27:35,516 --> 01:27:37,320 OH, YEAH. YEAH. \h\h\h\h\hUM... 2109 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,322 I GUESS I JUST NEEDED \h\hA LITTLE DOWNTIME. 2110 01:27:39,322 --> 01:27:43,227 YOU KNOW, OR MAYBE I WASN’T EVEN THAT SICK, I DON’T KNOW. 2111 01:27:43,227 --> 01:27:46,065 HEY, BEN, I GOT SOMETHING \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI WANTED TO ASK. 2112 01:27:46,065 --> 01:27:48,925 WHAT’S YOUR WHOLE TAKE \h\h\h\hON THE CEO THING? 2113 01:27:48,925 --> 01:27:51,697 \h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, YOU’RE MORE ON THE INSIDE THAN I AM. 2114 01:27:51,697 --> 01:27:54,667 I KNOW JULES IS TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY EVERYBODY -- 2115 01:27:54,667 --> 01:27:56,405 THE INVESTORS. 2116 01:27:56,405 --> 01:27:57,835 THE COMPANY. 2117 01:27:57,835 --> 01:27:58,836 YOU. 2118 01:28:00,574 --> 01:28:02,004 \hSHE’S GOT A LOT ON HER SHOULDERS. 2119 01:28:02,004 --> 01:28:04,116 \h\hTHE PRESSURE IS UNBELIEVABLE. 2120 01:28:06,679 --> 01:28:11,288 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAM I WRONG THAT I WANT IT TO HAPPEN? 2121 01:28:11,288 --> 01:28:13,521 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, I-I WANT WHAT SHE WANTS, 2122 01:28:13,521 --> 01:28:16,260 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAROUND HERE. 2123 01:28:16,260 --> 01:28:19,230 \h\h\h\hWE DON’T SEE HER ENOUGH, AND MAYBE THIS CAN FIX THAT. 2124 01:28:19,230 --> 01:28:22,431 \h\hA CEO’s GONNA FIX WHAT’S GOING ON HERE, MATT? 2125 01:28:25,764 --> 01:28:29,372 WHATEVER SHE DECIDES, I JUST -- I WANT IT TO BE GOOD FOR HER. 2126 01:28:29,372 --> 01:28:31,869 I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY. 2127 01:28:33,607 --> 01:28:35,114 OF COURSE. 2128 01:28:35,114 --> 01:28:37,809 SHE DESERVES THAT. 2129 01:28:38,810 --> 01:28:42,385 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYEAH, SHE DOES DESERVE IT. 2130 01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:51,889 HI, AMY. 2131 01:28:57,763 --> 01:28:59,765 \h\h\h\h\hBENJAMIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 2132 01:28:59,765 --> 01:29:01,063 FOUND IT ON eBay. 2133 01:29:01,063 --> 01:29:02,570 YOU WERE RIGHT. TOTAL CLASSIC. 2134 01:29:02,570 --> 01:29:03,604 IT’S AWESOME, KID. 2135 01:29:03,604 --> 01:29:05,969 ♪ AND MANY MORE ♪ 2136 01:29:05,969 --> 01:29:07,707 [ LAUGHTER, CHEERING ] 2137 01:29:30,466 --> 01:29:31,929 SO, HOW DID IT GO? 2138 01:29:31,929 --> 01:29:33,865 OH. WELL, YOU HAVE A GREAT KID, JULES. 2139 01:29:33,865 --> 01:29:35,372 SHE’S ADORABLE. 2140 01:29:35,372 --> 01:29:38,441 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH \h\h\h\hFOR DOING THAT. 2141 01:29:38,441 --> 01:29:40,872 SO, YOU EXCITED ABOUT OUR TRIP \h\h\h\hTO SAN FRANCISCO TOMORROW? 2142 01:29:42,313 --> 01:29:44,777 -ARE YOU OKAY? \h\h\h\h-YEAH. 2143 01:29:46,141 --> 01:29:48,286 OH, I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHAT MATT HAS. 2144 01:29:48,286 --> 01:29:49,287 I DON’T. 2145 01:29:49,287 --> 01:29:50,288 YOU SURE? 2146 01:29:50,288 --> 01:29:51,421 POSITIVE. 2147 01:29:53,225 --> 01:29:54,457 WHAT’S THAT? 2148 01:29:54,457 --> 01:29:55,458 BLOOD PRESSURE. 2149 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,460 I TAKE IT EVERY DAY. 2150 01:29:57,460 --> 01:30:00,023 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hARE YOU SURE \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU’RE OKAY? YEAH. 2151 01:30:00,023 --> 01:30:02,300 YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU. \h\h\h\h\hYOU’RE ALL FLUSHED. 2152 01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:04,203 WHY DON’T YOU GO SEE FIONA, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHE MASSEUSE, 2153 01:30:04,203 --> 01:30:05,831 AND JUST CHILL A LITTLE. 2154 01:30:05,831 --> 01:30:06,832 WHAT’S UP? 2155 01:30:06,832 --> 01:30:08,735 WHOA, BEN, YOU OKAY? 2156 01:30:08,735 --> 01:30:11,540 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU SEEM TO BE SLIGHTLY MALFUNCTIONING. 2157 01:30:11,540 --> 01:30:13,806 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hBECKY. DOES HE LOOK RIGHT TO YOU? 2158 01:30:13,806 --> 01:30:15,643 OKAY. THANK YOU. 2159 01:30:15,643 --> 01:30:16,908 I THINK WE’RE GOOD HERE. 2160 01:30:16,908 --> 01:30:18,349 GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 2161 01:30:18,349 --> 01:30:20,043 IT’S ALL GOOD. 2162 01:30:20,043 --> 01:30:22,221 IS IT HIS COLORING? 2163 01:30:22,221 --> 01:30:23,354 \h\h\hOH, MY GOD, YOU’RE ALL NUTS. 2164 01:30:23,354 --> 01:30:24,817 \h\h\h\h\h\hI’M 100%. LET’S MOVE ON, KIDS. 2165 01:30:24,817 --> 01:30:26,588 BIG DAY. LOTS TO DO. 2166 01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:29,184 OKAY. BEN... 2167 01:30:29,184 --> 01:30:31,659 IF I AM GIVING YOU TOO MUCH TO \h\h\hDO OR WORKING YOU TOO HARD, 2168 01:30:31,659 --> 01:30:34,090 PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THAT YOU HAVE TO GO WITH ME TO SAN FRANCISCO. 2169 01:30:34,090 --> 01:30:36,191 JULES, PEOPLE MY AGE GET TIRED SOMETIMES. 2170 01:30:36,191 --> 01:30:37,533 THAT’S ALL THIS IS. 2171 01:30:37,533 --> 01:30:39,370 YOU’RE TIRED? 2172 01:30:39,370 --> 01:30:41,438 THAT’S WHY YOU HAVEN’T LOOKED AT ME ONCE SINCE I CAME OVER HERE? 2173 01:30:43,033 --> 01:30:44,507 I’M LOOKING AT YOU. 2174 01:30:47,246 --> 01:30:49,578 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJULES. CAMERON’S ON THE PHONE. 2175 01:30:49,578 --> 01:30:51,250 OKAY. 2176 01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:54,286 LIKE, IF YOU DON’T FEEL BETTER \h\h\h\h\h\h\hTONIGHT OR LATE-- 2177 01:30:54,286 --> 01:30:56,783 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI’M JUST SAYING I CAN GO BY MYSELF, OKAY? 2178 01:30:56,783 --> 01:30:59,357 I’M A BIG GIRL. \hI’LL BE FINE. 2179 01:31:08,630 --> 01:31:10,731 OKAY, SERIOUSLY? 2180 01:31:10,731 --> 01:31:12,436 BEN, WHAT IS IT? 2181 01:31:12,436 --> 01:31:14,933 \h\h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW, I’M A SENSITIVE MAN. 2182 01:31:14,933 --> 01:31:16,198 \h\h\h\hPEOPLE DON’T THINK THAT ABOUT ME. 2183 01:31:16,198 --> 01:31:17,705 I DON’T LOOK IT, \h\h\h\hBUT I AM. 2184 01:31:17,705 --> 01:31:19,971 UNDER ALL THIS MAN STUFF \h\h\hTHAT YOU SO ADMIRE... 2185 01:31:19,971 --> 01:31:22,974 MM-HMM. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h...I’M JUST \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hA BIG BOWL OF MUSH. 2186 01:31:22,974 --> 01:31:24,910 I KNOW THAT. 2187 01:31:24,910 --> 01:31:26,483 OKAY. 2188 01:31:28,144 --> 01:31:29,816 THAT’S IT? 2189 01:31:29,816 --> 01:31:32,324 \h\h\h\h\hTHAT’S WHAT 24 HOURS OF CRAZY COMES TO? 2190 01:31:32,324 --> 01:31:34,590 \h\h\h\h\hTHAT YOU’RE A SENSITIVE BOWL OF MUSH? 2191 01:31:34,590 --> 01:31:37,791 JULES. 2192 01:31:37,791 --> 01:31:39,562 BEN. 2193 01:31:41,597 --> 01:31:43,632 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJULES, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE? 2194 01:31:43,632 --> 01:31:45,634 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWE GOT THE DAY OFF. WE’RE TRAVELING IN FIRST-CLASS. 2195 01:31:45,634 --> 01:31:47,163 \h\hLET’S AT LEAST HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 2196 01:31:47,163 --> 01:31:49,836 NOW, THAT, I CAN DO. 2197 01:31:49,836 --> 01:31:51,134 [ LAUGHS ] 2198 01:31:51,134 --> 01:31:53,004 [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 2199 01:31:53,004 --> 01:31:55,237 ♪ 2200 01:32:03,685 --> 01:32:05,489 [ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ] 2201 01:32:06,853 --> 01:32:09,086 \h\h\h\h\h\h[ LAUGHS, SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 2202 01:32:09,086 --> 01:32:10,956 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ LAUGHS, SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 2203 01:32:10,956 --> 01:32:14,223 ♪ 2204 01:32:16,929 --> 01:32:19,767 \h\h\h\hLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AS WE START OUR DESCENT, 2205 01:32:19,767 --> 01:32:22,000 PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SEAT \h\hBACKS AND TRAY TABLES 2206 01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,606 ARE IN THEIR FULL, UPRIGHT POSITIONS 2207 01:32:23,606 --> 01:32:25,872 AND ALL CARRYON LUGGAGE \h\h\h\h\h\h\hIS STOWED 2208 01:32:25,872 --> 01:32:27,676 \hUNDER THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU. 2209 01:32:27,676 --> 01:32:28,941 YOU OKAY? 2210 01:32:28,941 --> 01:32:30,206 YEAH. 2211 01:32:30,206 --> 01:32:31,878 \h\h\hJUST THINKING, TOMORROW I MEET THE GUY 2212 01:32:31,878 --> 01:32:33,781 \hWHO MAY BECOME MY BOSS, KIND OF. 2213 01:32:33,781 --> 01:32:35,783 I MEAN A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BOSSES, RIGHT? 2214 01:32:35,783 --> 01:32:38,390 -MOST PEOPLE HAVE BOSSES. \h\h-JULES, IT’S SIMPLE. 2215 01:32:38,390 --> 01:32:40,359 \h\h\hIF YOU THINK TOWNSEND IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOU 2216 01:32:40,359 --> 01:32:41,855 AND GOOD FOR THE COMPANY, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEN DO IT. 2217 01:32:41,855 --> 01:32:42,856 AND IF NOT... 2218 01:32:42,856 --> 01:32:44,022 EXACTLY. 2219 01:32:44,022 --> 01:32:45,859 \h\h\h\hJUST BECAUSE I CAME ALL WAY HERE... 2220 01:32:45,859 --> 01:32:47,729 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hRIGHT. DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING. 2221 01:32:47,729 --> 01:32:49,291 I AGREE. 2222 01:32:51,227 --> 01:32:52,800 \h\h\hDO YOU THINK I CAN TAKE A XANAX 2223 01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:55,033 IF I HAD TWO GLASSES OF WINE AN HOUR AGO? 2224 01:32:55,033 --> 01:32:57,299 \h\h\h\hWELL, I’D WAIT ANOTHER COUPLE HOURS. 2225 01:33:02,711 --> 01:33:06,209 IT’S A THING I DO BEFORE I LAND. WE’RE GOOD NOW. 2226 01:33:06,209 --> 01:33:08,948 ♪ 2227 01:33:13,315 --> 01:33:15,526 [ FIRE ALARM BLARING ] 2228 01:33:15,526 --> 01:33:17,660 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 2229 01:33:17,660 --> 01:33:19,156 -Jules? -YEAH. 2230 01:33:19,156 --> 01:33:20,927 \h\h\h\h\h\h-You hear that? -UH-HUH. I HEAR IT. I’M UP. 2231 01:33:20,927 --> 01:33:22,929 [ SIREN WAILS ] 2232 01:33:22,929 --> 01:33:25,228 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 2233 01:33:38,714 --> 01:33:39,715 ARE YOU OKAY? 2234 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:41,013 THIS ALARM GOING OFF 2235 01:33:41,013 --> 01:33:42,685 IS NOT A GOOD OMEN \h\hABOUT THIS GUY. 2236 01:33:42,685 --> 01:33:44,918 \h\h\h\h\h\h-IT’S A SIGN, BEN. -OH, I’M PRETTY SURE IT’S NOT. 2237 01:33:44,918 --> 01:33:46,557 \h\hSO YOU HAVEN’T TAKEN A XANAX, YET? 2238 01:33:46,557 --> 01:33:48,922 \h\h\h\h\hYOU TOLD ME TO WAIT A FEW HOURS. 2239 01:33:48,922 --> 01:33:50,594 \h\h\h\hYOU TRAVEL WITH YOUR OWN ROBE? 2240 01:33:50,594 --> 01:33:52,464 YEAH. 2241 01:33:52,464 --> 01:33:53,927 \h\h\hHotel Manager: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 2242 01:33:53,927 --> 01:33:56,127 A SMOKE ALARM WENT OFF \hIN ONE OF THE ROOMS, 2243 01:33:56,127 --> 01:33:57,964 \h\h\h\hBUT THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF. 2244 01:33:57,964 --> 01:33:59,196 OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES. 2245 01:33:59,196 --> 01:34:01,066 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOH, YEAH. 100 PEOPLE, 2 ELEVATORS. 2246 01:34:01,066 --> 01:34:03,365 DEFINITELY A SIGN. 2247 01:34:04,476 --> 01:34:05,807 [ SIGHS ] 2248 01:34:05,807 --> 01:34:07,402 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWELL, THANKS FOR ESCORTING ME BACK. 2249 01:34:07,402 --> 01:34:08,645 MM-HMM. 2250 01:34:09,547 --> 01:34:11,450 [ BEEPS ] 2251 01:34:12,209 --> 01:34:14,376 YOU WANT TO SEE MY ROOM? 2252 01:34:14,376 --> 01:34:15,751 OH, NICE. 2253 01:34:15,751 --> 01:34:18,413 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO COME IN? 2254 01:34:18,413 --> 01:34:21,790 I HAVE A TEA KETTLE. WE COULD HAVE TEA OR... 2255 01:34:21,790 --> 01:34:24,089 [ SIGHS ] 2256 01:34:24,089 --> 01:34:26,630 I’M RIDICULOUSLY NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW. 2257 01:34:31,129 --> 01:34:32,570 YOU CAN LIE DOWN. 2258 01:34:32,570 --> 01:34:34,539 I KNOW YOU’RE TIRED. I’LL SIT IN THE CHAIR. 2259 01:34:46,276 --> 01:34:47,651 HERE YOU GO. 2260 01:34:51,820 --> 01:34:53,591 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SIT IN A CHAIR? 2261 01:34:53,591 --> 01:34:57,353 \h\hPLEASE LET ME BE HERE. I NEED TO LIE DOWN, TOO. 2262 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:00,961 WE DON’T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WORK OR ANYTHING. 2263 01:35:00,961 --> 01:35:04,668 \h\h\h\h\hALL RIGHT. WHAT SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT? 2264 01:35:04,668 --> 01:35:06,868 MARRIAGE? 2265 01:35:09,541 --> 01:35:12,368 WILL YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WIFE? 2266 01:35:12,368 --> 01:35:13,974 SHE WAS GREAT, RIGHT? 2267 01:35:13,974 --> 01:35:15,976 SHE WAS. 2268 01:35:15,976 --> 01:35:18,649 MOLLY WAS HER NAME. 2269 01:35:18,649 --> 01:35:21,212 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hSHE WAS A MIDDLE-SCHOOL PRINCIPAL. 2270 01:35:21,212 --> 01:35:22,477 BELOVED. 2271 01:35:22,477 --> 01:35:24,281 SO PERFECT. 2272 01:35:24,281 --> 01:35:26,855 LONG MARRIAGE? 2273 01:35:26,855 --> 01:35:28,450 NOT LONG ENOUGH. 2274 01:35:28,450 --> 01:35:29,891 42 YEARS. 2275 01:35:29,891 --> 01:35:32,696 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWOW. WHAT WAS THAT LIKE? 2276 01:35:32,696 --> 01:35:35,226 YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY WANT TO GROW OLD TOGETHER? 2277 01:35:35,226 --> 01:35:38,031 \h\h\h\h\h-MM-HMM. -WELL, WE DID THAT. 2278 01:35:38,031 --> 01:35:39,395 WE MET WHEN WE WERE 20. 2279 01:35:39,395 --> 01:35:42,200 WELL, I WAS 20. \h\hSHE WAS 19. 2280 01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:45,742 AND WHAT WAS AMAZING IS SHE NEVER REALLY CHANGED. 2281 01:35:45,742 --> 01:35:48,470 THAT’S A HARD THING \h\h\hTO PULL OFF. 2282 01:35:48,470 --> 01:35:50,681 SHE HANDLED LIFE LIKE IT WAS EASY. 2283 01:35:50,681 --> 01:35:52,507 ALWAYS. 2284 01:35:52,507 --> 01:35:55,378 EVEN WHEN IT WASN’T. 2285 01:35:56,687 --> 01:35:58,414 GOD, I ENVY THAT. 2286 01:36:01,252 --> 01:36:02,418 ARE YOU HUNGRY? 2287 01:36:04,695 --> 01:36:06,697 WE HAVE, UM... 2288 01:36:06,697 --> 01:36:09,931 GUMMY BEARS, CHOCOLATE CHIPS, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPRINGLES. 2289 01:36:09,931 --> 01:36:11,229 YUP. 2290 01:36:11,229 --> 01:36:13,671 I’M JUST GONNA BRING \h\hTHE WHOLE THING. 2291 01:36:13,671 --> 01:36:16,740 YOU KNOW THOSE ARE LIKE 15 BUCKS EACH? 2292 01:36:16,740 --> 01:36:19,402 BENJAMIN, I RUN A VERY BIG \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hINTERNET COMPANY. 2293 01:36:19,402 --> 01:36:22,009 LET’S GO CRAZY. 2294 01:36:22,009 --> 01:36:24,242 OKAY. 2295 01:36:24,242 --> 01:36:25,683 SO... 2296 01:36:27,619 --> 01:36:30,050 [ CRUNCHES ] SO... 2297 01:36:30,050 --> 01:36:31,920 [ CLEARS THROAT ] \h\h\hYEAH, SO... 2298 01:36:34,021 --> 01:36:36,628 I GOT A WEIRD ONE \h\h\h\hFOR YOU. 2299 01:36:39,422 --> 01:36:41,523 MATT IS CHEATING ON ME. 2300 01:36:43,393 --> 01:36:45,560 \h\h\hWAIT A MINUTE. YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 2301 01:36:45,560 --> 01:36:47,639 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 2302 01:36:47,639 --> 01:36:49,267 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWAIT, YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 2303 01:36:50,906 --> 01:36:52,809 I SAW THEM TOGETHER. 2304 01:36:52,809 --> 01:36:54,877 OH, MY GOD. WHEN? 2305 01:36:54,877 --> 01:36:57,616 YESTERDAY. 2306 01:36:57,616 --> 01:36:59,145 I’M -- I’M SORRY. 2307 01:36:59,145 --> 01:37:02,280 I MEAN, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT THAT I SAW THEM, BUT I DID. 2308 01:37:02,280 --> 01:37:04,953 YESTERDAY. 2309 01:37:04,953 --> 01:37:07,153 \h\hTHEN IT IS STILL GOING ON. 2310 01:37:08,924 --> 01:37:10,728 HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN? 2311 01:37:10,728 --> 01:37:13,489 FOR LIKE 18 DAYS. 2312 01:37:13,489 --> 01:37:15,392 \h\h\h\hSHE’S A MOM AT PAIGE’S SCHOOL. 2313 01:37:16,734 --> 01:37:18,263 IT’S STILL SO HARD \hFOR ME TO GRASP. 2314 01:37:18,263 --> 01:37:20,463 I-I WAS IN THE KITCHEN \h\h\hMAKING SANDWICHES, 2315 01:37:20,463 --> 01:37:22,102 AND HIS PHONE WAS THERE. 2316 01:37:22,102 --> 01:37:23,433 HE WAS UPSTAIRS \h\hWITH PAIGE, 2317 01:37:23,433 --> 01:37:25,171 \h\h\h\hAND H-HE WAS GETTING ALL THESE TEXT MESSAGES. 2318 01:37:25,171 --> 01:37:27,107 AND I DON’T KNOW WHY, \h\h\hBUT I READ THEM. 2319 01:37:27,107 --> 01:37:30,077 IT WAS NOT GOOD. 2320 01:37:30,077 --> 01:37:31,683 DOES HE KNOW YOU KNOW? 2321 01:37:31,683 --> 01:37:33,146 NO. 2322 01:37:33,146 --> 01:37:35,786 ’CAUSE, HONESTLY, I’M -- \h\h\h\h\h\hI’M NOT READY... 2323 01:37:35,786 --> 01:37:37,282 TO DEAL WITH IT. 2324 01:37:37,282 --> 01:37:39,317 \h\h\h\h\h\hI WOULD LIKE TO BE A LITTLE LESS DEVASTATED, 2325 01:37:39,317 --> 01:37:40,857 IF THAT IS POSSIBLE. 2326 01:37:42,155 --> 01:37:44,157 IT’S CLASSIC, THOUGH, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hISN’T IT? 2327 01:37:44,157 --> 01:37:45,763 THE SUCCESSFUL WIFE. 2328 01:37:45,763 --> 01:37:47,424 \h\h\h\hTHE HUSBAND FEELS LIKE HIS MANHOOD IS THREATENED, 2329 01:37:47,424 --> 01:37:49,327 SO HE ACTS OUT. 2330 01:37:49,327 --> 01:37:52,968 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGIRLFRIEND, I GUESS, MAKES HIM FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN. 2331 01:37:52,968 --> 01:37:56,367 SOMETIMES I’M NOT SURE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 2332 01:37:56,367 --> 01:37:58,270 HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 2333 01:37:58,270 --> 01:38:00,602 YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY TAKING THE RAP FOR ANY OF THIS, ARE YOU? 2334 01:38:00,602 --> 01:38:02,846 NO! NO, NO. 2335 01:38:02,846 --> 01:38:04,177 \h\h\h\h\h\hHE IS THE ONE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. 2336 01:38:04,177 --> 01:38:05,475 I GET THAT. 2337 01:38:05,475 --> 01:38:07,180 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hMONOGAM-ISH IS NOT WHAT I’M AFTER. 2338 01:38:07,180 --> 01:38:10,447 \h\h\hI-I’M JUST -- I’M TAKING A SEC... 2339 01:38:10,447 --> 01:38:13,450 AND I’M HOPING THAT IT’S JUST \hA HORRIBLE LAPSE IN JUDGMENT 2340 01:38:13,450 --> 01:38:14,990 AND NOT, LIKE, LOVE. 2341 01:38:14,990 --> 01:38:18,290 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND ONCE HE MOVES THROUGH THIS, 2342 01:38:18,290 --> 01:38:21,062 \h\h\h\h\h\hWE WILL EVENTUALLY BE ABLE TO BE OKAY AGAIN. 2343 01:38:21,062 --> 01:38:22,734 WHAT DO YOU THINK \h\h\hABOUT THAT? 2344 01:38:24,560 --> 01:38:26,903 \hCLEARLY YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S A POSSIBLE THING. 2345 01:38:26,903 --> 01:38:29,532 -IT -- IT WOULD BE UNUSUAL. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h-I GET THAT. 2346 01:38:29,532 --> 01:38:33,470 \h\hI GET NOT EVERYBODY COULD DO THAT, BUT... 2347 01:38:33,470 --> 01:38:36,011 EVERYBODY’S NOT US. 2348 01:38:36,011 --> 01:38:38,882 I HAVE FAITH IN US \h\h\h\hBECAUSE... 2349 01:38:38,882 --> 01:38:41,049 \h\h\h\h\hI BELIEVE HE STILL LOVES ME. 2350 01:38:41,049 --> 01:38:44,888 \h\h\h\hAND, YOU KNOW, WE’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH SO MUCH THAT... 2351 01:38:46,725 --> 01:38:49,255 GOD, I WISH YOUR EXPRESSIONS \h\h\h\h\hWEREN’T SO TRANSPARENT. 2352 01:38:49,255 --> 01:38:52,588 SOME COUPLES DO SURVIVE THESE THINGS, YOU KNOW. 2353 01:38:52,588 --> 01:38:54,689 \h\h\hI GOOGLED IT -- "STAYING TOGETHER AFTER THE AFFAIR." 2354 01:38:54,689 --> 01:38:57,098 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND A LOT OF COUPLES, I MEAN, A LOT STAY TOGETHER. 2355 01:38:57,098 --> 01:38:58,902 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND ANYWAY, THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAID 2356 01:38:58,902 --> 01:39:00,332 ABOUT MOVING THROUGH IT 2357 01:39:00,332 --> 01:39:03,698 \h\h\hAND FOCUSING ON US AND NOT ON THE AFFAIR. 2358 01:39:03,698 --> 01:39:06,602 I DON’T WANT TO GIVE UP ON HIM. 2359 01:39:06,602 --> 01:39:09,440 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI KNOW HIM, AND I KNOW HE KNOWS BETTER. 2360 01:39:10,782 --> 01:39:12,575 BUT I AM ONLY HUMAN, 2361 01:39:12,575 --> 01:39:16,018 AND I AM SO MAD AT HIM. 2362 01:39:17,580 --> 01:39:19,417 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW, SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TO US SO FAST. 2363 01:39:19,417 --> 01:39:21,716 I THINK... \h[ SIGHS ] 2364 01:39:21,716 --> 01:39:23,256 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hPART OF ME WAS EVEN EXPECTING THIS. 2365 01:39:23,256 --> 01:39:25,291 \hLIKE, YOU KNOW, HE WAS THE MORE SUCCESSFUL ONE 2366 01:39:25,291 --> 01:39:27,260 \h\h-WHEN WE STARTED OUT. -NO, I DIDN’T KNOW THAT. 2367 01:39:27,260 --> 01:39:29,526 \h\h\h\h\hYEAH, HE WAS. HE WAS A RISING STAR. 2368 01:39:29,526 --> 01:39:31,429 \h\h\h\h\h\hAND HE BOWED OUT SO THAT I COULD DO THIS. 2369 01:39:31,429 --> 01:39:33,629 HE WAS AMAZING. 2370 01:39:33,629 --> 01:39:35,433 IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA. 2371 01:39:36,698 --> 01:39:38,205 \hI’M SURE THAT’S WHY I’M EVEN CONSIDERING 2372 01:39:38,205 --> 01:39:39,536 THIS WHOLE CEO THING, 2373 01:39:39,536 --> 01:39:42,781 \h\h\h\h\hTHINKING MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE COMING IN 2374 01:39:42,781 --> 01:39:44,541 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWILL HELP ME GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK. 2375 01:39:44,541 --> 01:39:46,081 OKAY, THAT -- \hTHAT’S IT. 2376 01:39:46,081 --> 01:39:48,149 I HATE TO BE THE FEMINIST HERE, BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, 2377 01:39:48,149 --> 01:39:50,954 BUT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE A HUGE CAREER AND BE WHO YOU ARE 2378 01:39:50,954 --> 01:39:53,385 WITHOUT HAVING TO ACCEPT THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS HAVING AN AFFAIR 2379 01:39:53,385 --> 01:39:54,617 AS SOME KIND OF PAYBACK. 2380 01:39:54,617 --> 01:39:55,827 RIGHT ON. 2381 01:39:55,827 --> 01:39:56,828 I MEAN IT. 2382 01:39:56,828 --> 01:39:58,896 ME, TOO. 2383 01:39:58,896 --> 01:40:00,293 BUT SUCH IS LIFE, \h\h\hMY FRIEND. 2384 01:40:00,293 --> 01:40:01,756 NO, IT ISN’T. \hNOT ALWAYS. 2385 01:40:01,756 --> 01:40:03,461 \hAND I’M NOT SO SURE I’D BE SO FORGIVING. 2386 01:40:03,461 --> 01:40:05,100 I AM NOT SO FORGIVING. 2387 01:40:05,100 --> 01:40:07,102 \h\hI’M SAYING THAT I COULD POTENTIALLY BE FORGIVING. 2388 01:40:07,102 --> 01:40:09,731 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT DON’T THINK THAT I DON’T FEEL WHAT’S GOING ON HERE. 2389 01:40:09,731 --> 01:40:11,766 IT’S CRUSHING. 2390 01:40:11,766 --> 01:40:14,076 \h\h\h\h\hAND WHEN I THINK OF PAIGE... 2391 01:40:14,076 --> 01:40:16,078 OH, DON’T. 2392 01:40:16,078 --> 01:40:20,148 ALSO, IF WE GOT DIVORCED, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE’D REMARRY. 2393 01:40:20,148 --> 01:40:23,019 MAYBE NOT TO THIS GIRL, \h\h\h\h\h\h\hBUT SOMEONE. 2394 01:40:25,824 --> 01:40:28,156 AND WE BOTH KNOW \h\hI’M NOT EASY. 2395 01:40:29,751 --> 01:40:33,128 \hSO I COULD BE, LIKE, SINGLE FOREVER, WHICH MEANS THAT... 2396 01:40:33,128 --> 01:40:35,592 FORGIVE ME, BUT THIS DOES 2397 01:40:35,592 --> 01:40:38,166 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hKEEP ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 2398 01:40:38,166 --> 01:40:39,299 OH. 2399 01:40:39,299 --> 01:40:40,795 WHAT? 2400 01:40:40,795 --> 01:40:43,468 THAT I DON’T WANT TO \h\hBE BURIED ALONE. 2401 01:40:43,468 --> 01:40:44,700 \h\h\hPAIGE’LL BE WITH HER HUSBAND, 2402 01:40:44,700 --> 01:40:46,108 \h\h\hAND MATT’LL BE WITH HIS NEW FAMILY, 2403 01:40:46,108 --> 01:40:47,879 \h\h\h\h\h\hAND I WILL BE BURIED WITH STRANGERS. 2404 01:40:47,879 --> 01:40:51,707 \h\hI WILL BURIED IN THE STRANGERS SINGLES SECTION OF THE CEMETERY. 2405 01:40:51,707 --> 01:40:54,985 NOT THAT THAT IS A REASON \h\h\h\h\h\h\hTO STAY TOGETHER. 2406 01:40:54,985 --> 01:40:58,351 BUT IT’S JUST, YOU KNOW, \h\h\h\h\h\hA SCARY SIDEBAR. 2407 01:40:58,351 --> 01:41:01,288 \hLET’S TAKE THAT ONE OFF YOUR PLATE RIGHT NOW. 2408 01:41:01,288 --> 01:41:03,158 YOU CAN BE BURIED WITH ME AND MOLLY. 2409 01:41:03,158 --> 01:41:05,226 I HAPPEN TO HAVE SPACE, OKAY? 2410 01:41:05,226 --> 01:41:07,899 OH. 2411 01:41:07,899 --> 01:41:11,529 THANK YOU SO MUCH. \h\h\h\hTHAT IS... 2412 01:41:11,529 --> 01:41:13,905 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND TO THINK I DIDN’T EVEN WANT TO HIRE YOU. 2413 01:41:13,905 --> 01:41:16,237 \h\h\h\hTHE ONE TIME I DON’T HAVE MY HANKY. 2414 01:41:16,237 --> 01:41:18,404 [ LAUGHS, SNIFFLES ] 2415 01:41:23,178 --> 01:41:26,544 YOU WANT TO... 2416 01:41:26,544 --> 01:41:28,920 WATCH TV? 2417 01:41:28,920 --> 01:41:30,713 \h\h\hJUST FOR A FEW MINUTES? 2418 01:41:30,713 --> 01:41:32,418 YEAH, SURE, I WOULD. 2419 01:41:35,256 --> 01:41:36,928 [ TELEVISION REMOTE CLICKING ] 2420 01:41:36,928 --> 01:41:38,556 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEVEN THOUGH THE PLANNED MERGER HAS... 2421 01:41:38,556 --> 01:41:40,591 ] 2422 01:41:40,591 --> 01:41:46,630 ♪ 2423 01:41:48,071 --> 01:41:54,638 AND I WAS MEANT \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ 2424 01:41:56,277 --> 01:42:00,083 ♪ 2425 01:42:00,083 --> 01:42:04,219 ♪ 2426 01:42:04,219 --> 01:42:08,685 YOU WERE \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ 2427 01:42:08,685 --> 01:42:12,293 ♪ 2428 01:42:12,293 --> 01:42:14,229 ♪ 2429 01:42:14,229 --> 01:42:21,896 ♪ 2430 01:42:21,896 --> 01:42:30,542 ♪ 2431 01:42:30,542 --> 01:42:34,546 ♪ 2432 01:42:34,546 --> 01:42:39,221 THE ANGELS \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h♪ 2433 01:42:39,221 --> 01:42:44,061 ♪ 2434 01:42:44,061 --> 01:42:47,922 ♪ 2435 01:42:47,922 --> 01:42:51,035 ♪ 2436 01:43:27,335 --> 01:43:28,765 AIRPORT, PLEASE. 2437 01:43:39,974 --> 01:43:42,680 SO, DID WE LIKE HIM? 2438 01:43:42,680 --> 01:43:45,617 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE SAID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS. 2439 01:43:45,617 --> 01:43:48,983 HE SAID THAT NO ONE KNOWS \h\h\hABOUT THE FIT LIKE ME. 2440 01:43:48,983 --> 01:43:52,690 THAT HE DOESN’T WANT TO REMOVE \h\h\h\h\h\hTHE SOUL OF THE COMPANY. 2441 01:43:52,690 --> 01:43:54,659 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE SAID THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE A PLAN. 2442 01:43:54,659 --> 01:43:57,695 HE WANTS TO WATCH US \hAND SEE WHAT WORKS. 2443 01:43:57,695 --> 01:44:01,864 HE WAS POLITE AND RESPECTFUL \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND SUPER SMART. 2444 01:44:03,140 --> 01:44:04,768 AND I HIRED HIM. 2445 01:44:06,506 --> 01:44:07,705 SERIOUSLY? 2446 01:44:07,705 --> 01:44:09,344 YEAH. 2447 01:44:09,344 --> 01:44:10,972 \h\h\h\hYOU DID IT RIGHT IN THE ROOM? 2448 01:44:10,972 --> 01:44:13,381 \h\h\hHE TOLD ME TO SLEEP ON IT AND THAT WE’D TALK TOMORROW, 2449 01:44:13,381 --> 01:44:16,384 \h\h\hBUT I SAID THE JOB WAS HIS. 2450 01:44:16,384 --> 01:44:19,222 WE SHOOK HANDS ON IT. 2451 01:44:19,222 --> 01:44:24,095 YOU KNOW IF, UH, WE DISAGREE, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHE’S THE TIEBREAKER? 2452 01:44:24,095 --> 01:44:26,592 \hOF COURSE. HE’S THE CEO. 2453 01:44:26,592 --> 01:44:29,628 YEAH. DUH. 2454 01:44:35,238 --> 01:44:37,966 [ WINDOW MOTOR WHIRRING ] 2455 01:44:45,611 --> 01:44:46,744 HI. 2456 01:44:46,744 --> 01:44:48,482 HEY! 2457 01:44:53,454 --> 01:44:54,719 YOU SMELL MINTY. 2458 01:44:54,719 --> 01:44:56,622 I JUST MADE MINT TEA. 2459 01:44:56,622 --> 01:44:59,361 SO... 2460 01:44:59,361 --> 01:45:01,495 YES? NO? 2461 01:45:02,892 --> 01:45:04,267 I DID IT. 2462 01:45:04,267 --> 01:45:06,060 I LIKED HIM. \h\h\hA LOT. 2463 01:45:06,060 --> 01:45:08,964 \h\h\h\h\hAND, UH... I OFFERED HIM THE JOB. 2464 01:45:08,964 --> 01:45:11,109 WOW. REALLY? 2465 01:45:11,109 --> 01:45:13,144 YEAH. 2466 01:45:13,144 --> 01:45:15,476 AND YOU’RE OKAY \h\h\hWITH IT? 2467 01:45:15,476 --> 01:45:17,643 YEAH. 2468 01:45:17,643 --> 01:45:19,975 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hI THINK IT’LL BE GOOD FOR US. 2469 01:45:26,124 --> 01:45:27,950 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 2470 01:45:27,950 --> 01:45:32,724 DO WE HAVE ANY, LIKE, REAL BOOZE, LIKE VODKA OR SOMETHING? 2471 01:45:32,724 --> 01:45:34,132 YEAH. 2472 01:45:43,636 --> 01:45:47,068 DID "GOOD FOR US" \h\h\h\h\hMEAN... 2473 01:45:47,068 --> 01:45:48,839 ABOUT THE FIT... 2474 01:45:48,839 --> 01:45:52,183 OR US? 2475 01:45:52,183 --> 01:45:54,317 YOU-AND-ME US. 2476 01:45:57,485 --> 01:46:00,015 \h\h\hI FIGURE IF SOMEONE ELSE CAN CALL SOME OF THE SHOTS AT WORK, 2477 01:46:00,015 --> 01:46:02,083 THEN MAYBE... 2478 01:46:02,083 --> 01:46:04,657 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWE CAN GET BACK TO WHERE WE WERE 18 MONTHS AGO. 2479 01:46:06,197 --> 01:46:08,364 THEY SAY YOU CAN’T PUT THE GENIE BACK IN THE BOTTLE, 2480 01:46:08,364 --> 01:46:10,498 BUT WE CAN TRY, RIGHT? 2481 01:46:15,932 --> 01:46:19,034 ♪ 2482 01:47:01,648 --> 01:47:03,749 [ SIGHS ] 2483 01:47:21,734 --> 01:47:23,835 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 2484 01:47:27,201 --> 01:47:28,510 HEY! 2485 01:47:28,510 --> 01:47:29,841 HI. 2486 01:47:29,841 --> 01:47:31,414 WAIT, YOU LIVE HERE? 2487 01:47:31,414 --> 01:47:33,713 YEAH, BEN’S BEEN PUTTING ME UP UNTIL I CAN FIND A PLACE. 2488 01:47:33,713 --> 01:47:35,451 OH, SHOULD I LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU’RE HERE? 2489 01:47:35,451 --> 01:47:36,881 THAT’S OKAY. \hI’LL RING. 2490 01:47:36,881 --> 01:47:38,421 OKAY. 2491 01:47:41,017 --> 01:47:42,656 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 2492 01:47:44,086 --> 01:47:45,428 FIONA?! 2493 01:47:45,428 --> 01:47:46,891 JULES! 2494 01:47:46,891 --> 01:47:48,156 COME ON IN. 2495 01:47:51,566 --> 01:47:53,766 I’M JUST ON MY WAY \h\h\h\h\hTO WORK. 2496 01:47:53,766 --> 01:47:55,702 BEN’S RIGHT IN HERE. 2497 01:48:02,478 --> 01:48:04,315 I’LL LET YOU TWO TALK. 2498 01:48:07,208 --> 01:48:08,649 -SEE YOU. -MM-HMM. 2499 01:48:08,649 --> 01:48:10,453 HI. 2500 01:48:10,453 --> 01:48:11,916 WOW. 2501 01:48:11,916 --> 01:48:13,885 YOU AND FIONA, HUH? \h\h\h\h\hWHO KNEW. 2502 01:48:13,885 --> 01:48:15,590 SHE’S A GREAT GAL. 2503 01:48:15,590 --> 01:48:18,989 SHE SURPRISED ME LAST NIGHT. SHE BROUGHT OVER DINNER. 2504 01:48:18,989 --> 01:48:20,727 IT’S BRAND-NEW. 2505 01:48:20,727 --> 01:48:23,796 CONGRATULATIONS. \h\h\hI LOVE HER. 2506 01:48:23,796 --> 01:48:25,699 YEAH. 2507 01:48:27,635 --> 01:48:31,265 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 2508 01:48:31,265 --> 01:48:34,312 \h\hSO, I WAS READY KIND OF EARLY THIS MORNING, SINCE ABOUT 4:00, 2509 01:48:34,312 --> 01:48:36,644 AND MATT AND PAIGE LEFT AN HOUR \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAGO FOR A FIELD TRIP 2510 01:48:36,644 --> 01:48:38,481 SO I THOUGHT I’D COME BY. \h\h\h\h\h\hI HOPE THAT’S OKAY. 2511 01:48:38,481 --> 01:48:40,175 YEAH. 2512 01:48:40,175 --> 01:48:42,353 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 2513 01:48:42,353 --> 01:48:45,246 I JUST WANTED TO SAY... 2514 01:48:45,246 --> 01:48:47,853 I SLEPT ON IT. 2515 01:48:47,853 --> 01:48:50,790 I HAVEN’T CALLED TOWNSEND \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYET, BUT... 2516 01:48:50,790 --> 01:48:53,859 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI STILL FEEL LIKE IT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 2517 01:48:56,433 --> 01:48:58,963 WELL... 2518 01:48:58,963 --> 01:49:01,834 \h\h\h\h\h\hI DIDN’T SLEEP SO WELL MYSELF. 2519 01:49:01,834 --> 01:49:03,506 OVER THIS? 2520 01:49:03,506 --> 01:49:05,673 YOU REMEMBER THE DAY I DROVE YOU TO THE WAREHOUSE? 2521 01:49:05,673 --> 01:49:07,675 YOU WERE GIVING ME THE WRONG DIRECTIONS AND ALL THAT? 2522 01:49:07,675 --> 01:49:08,940 YEAH. I REMEMBER. 2523 01:49:10,271 --> 01:49:11,811 \h\h\h\h\hOKAY, WELL, I STOOD IN THE BACK, 2524 01:49:11,811 --> 01:49:13,208 AND I WATCHED YOU SHOW THE WORKERS 2525 01:49:13,208 --> 01:49:15,518 \h\h\h\h\hHOW TO FOLD AND BOX THE CLOTHES. 2526 01:49:15,518 --> 01:49:18,884 \h\h\h\h\hI KNEW THEN THAT WAS WHY ATF WAS A SUCCESS. 2527 01:49:18,884 --> 01:49:20,314 \h\h\h\hNO ONE ELSE IS EVER GONNA HAVE 2528 01:49:20,314 --> 01:49:23,394 THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT TO YOUR COMPANY, JULES. 2529 01:49:23,394 --> 01:49:26,023 \h\h\h\h\h\hTO ME, IT’S PRETTY SIMPLE. 2530 01:49:26,023 --> 01:49:28,465 ABOUT THE FIT NEEDS YOU, AND IF YOU DON’T MIND ME SAYING, 2531 01:49:28,465 --> 01:49:29,994 YOU NEED IT. 2532 01:49:29,994 --> 01:49:32,293 \hSOMEONE MAY COME IN WITH MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU, 2533 01:49:32,293 --> 01:49:35,230 BUT THEY’RE NEVER GONNA KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW. 2534 01:49:35,230 --> 01:49:37,408 I NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE. 2535 01:49:37,408 --> 01:49:39,377 NOT MANY PEOPLE DO. 2536 01:49:39,377 --> 01:49:43,073 THIS BIG, BEAUTIFUL, EXCITING THING THAT YOU CREATED. 2537 01:49:43,073 --> 01:49:45,548 IT’S A DREAM, \h\hISN’T IT? 2538 01:49:45,548 --> 01:49:47,176 AND YOU’RE GONNA \h\hGIVE THAT UP 2539 01:49:47,176 --> 01:49:50,520 IN THE HOPES THAT YOUR HUSBAND WILL STOP HAVING AN AFFAIR? 2540 01:49:50,520 --> 01:49:53,215 \h\h\hI DON’T SEE HOW THAT ADDS UP. 2541 01:49:53,215 --> 01:49:56,350 YOU SHOULD FEEL NOTHING BUT GREAT ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE. 2542 01:49:56,350 --> 01:49:59,760 AND I’D HATE TO SEE YOU LET ANYONE TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU. 2543 01:50:05,568 --> 01:50:06,899 \h\h\h\h\h\hI GUESS YOU CAME OVER HERE 2544 01:50:06,899 --> 01:50:09,605 BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO HEAR SOME OF THIS. 2545 01:50:09,605 --> 01:50:11,365 YES. 2546 01:50:11,365 --> 01:50:14,005 \h\h\hAND MAYBE ALSO BECAUSE YOU’RE MY... 2547 01:50:14,005 --> 01:50:15,303 INTERN. 2548 01:50:16,942 --> 01:50:21,419 WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY \h\hINTERN/BEST FRIEND. 2549 01:50:22,882 --> 01:50:25,280 BUT THERE’S NO NEED TO GET \h\hALL SENTIMENTAL ABOUT IT 2550 01:50:25,280 --> 01:50:28,019 EVEN THOUGH WE COULD POTENTIALLY BE BURIED TOGETHER. 2551 01:50:28,019 --> 01:50:29,790 CAN’T GET CLOSER \h\h\hTHAN THAT. 2552 01:50:29,790 --> 01:50:31,759 [ LAUGHS ] 2553 01:50:33,728 --> 01:50:35,125 IT’S MOMENTS LIKE THIS \h\h\h\h\h\hWHEN YOU NEED 2554 01:50:35,125 --> 01:50:36,929 SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON. 2555 01:50:36,929 --> 01:50:38,326 SO THANK YOU. 2556 01:50:41,472 --> 01:50:43,870 \hI LIKE YOUR HOUSE SO MUCH BY THE WAY. 2557 01:50:43,870 --> 01:50:45,707 THANKS. 2558 01:50:50,206 --> 01:50:52,010 SO? 2559 01:51:07,124 --> 01:51:08,928 SHALL WE? 2560 01:51:08,928 --> 01:51:10,666 OKAY. 2561 01:51:16,474 --> 01:51:18,773 WELCOME BACK, \h\hYOU TWO. 2562 01:51:18,773 --> 01:51:20,643 JULES, I HAVE SOMETHING COOL \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTO SHOW YOU. 2563 01:51:20,643 --> 01:51:22,513 \hDO YOU REMEMBER TAKING A CUSTOMER-SERVICE CALL 2564 01:51:22,513 --> 01:51:25,274 ABOUT A BRIDE WHOSE BRIDESMAIDS’ DRESSES SHOWED UP IN GRAY, 2565 01:51:25,274 --> 01:51:26,616 AND WE HAD THE VENDOR REMAKE THEM OVERNIGHT 2566 01:51:26,616 --> 01:51:27,848 AND PUT THEM ON A PLANE? 2567 01:51:27,848 --> 01:51:29,619 YEAH. YEAH. \h\hRACHEL. 2568 01:51:29,619 --> 01:51:31,280 CHECK THIS OUT. 2569 01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:33,249 [ GASPS ] 2570 01:51:33,249 --> 01:51:35,185 THE SILK CHIFFON ANTOINETTE DRESS. 2571 01:51:35,185 --> 01:51:37,693 THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 2572 01:51:37,693 --> 01:51:40,663 OH, AND THESE JUST ARRIVED \h\h\h\h\h\h\hFROM MARK TOWNSEND. 2573 01:51:42,962 --> 01:51:44,425 \h-HERE. -THANKS. 2574 01:51:55,007 --> 01:51:56,943 BECKY? GIVE ME TOWNSEND’S \h\h\h\h\h\h\hNUMBER, WILL YOU? 2575 01:51:56,943 --> 01:51:58,879 Becky: OKAY. 2576 01:51:58,879 --> 01:52:01,013 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 2577 01:52:01,013 --> 01:52:02,520 THIS IS JULES. 2578 01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:04,654 HEY, ALONZO, WHAT’S UP? 2579 01:52:04,654 --> 01:52:06,150 UH-HUH. OKAY. 2580 01:52:06,150 --> 01:52:08,757 DO WE NEED THAT MANY? 2581 01:52:14,488 --> 01:52:16,490 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMatt: I HOPE I’M NOT TOO LATE. 2582 01:52:16,490 --> 01:52:18,228 DON’T DO THIS FOR ME, \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hJULES. 2583 01:52:18,228 --> 01:52:19,394 PLEASE? 2584 01:52:19,394 --> 01:52:21,363 JUST DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFOR YOU. 2585 01:52:21,363 --> 01:52:23,299 OH, MY GOD. 2586 01:52:25,972 --> 01:52:28,975 I WANT TO CONTINUE RUNNING MY COMPANY, MATT. 2587 01:52:28,975 --> 01:52:30,504 YOU GOT TO KNOW THAT. 2588 01:52:30,504 --> 01:52:33,243 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTHEN DO IT. I DON’T WANT YOU TO BE UNHAPPY. 2589 01:52:33,243 --> 01:52:35,817 I’M ALREADY UNHAPPY. 2590 01:52:38,413 --> 01:52:39,887 \h\h\h\h\hI NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 2591 01:52:39,887 --> 01:52:41,592 I KNOW. 2592 01:52:42,692 --> 01:52:44,760 \h\h\hJUST TELL ME, IS IT ALMOST OVER? 2593 01:52:44,760 --> 01:52:46,696 \h\h\h\hI DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN -- 2594 01:52:46,696 --> 01:52:48,995 IT’S OVER. 2595 01:52:48,995 --> 01:52:54,033 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI CAN’T TELL YOU HOW S-SORRY AND ASHAMED I AM. 2596 01:52:54,033 --> 01:52:56,937 \h\h\hI THOUGHT I COULD DO IT. 2597 01:52:56,937 --> 01:52:59,038 \h\h\hI THOUGHT I COULD BE THE GUY THAT I TOLD YOU 2598 01:52:59,038 --> 01:53:01,337 I WAS GOING TO BE. 2599 01:53:01,337 --> 01:53:04,615 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND THEN SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY... 2600 01:53:06,584 --> 01:53:08,410 \h\h...I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING YOU. 2601 01:53:10,687 --> 01:53:14,086 BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME. 2602 01:53:14,086 --> 01:53:16,055 I GOT LOST. 2603 01:53:16,055 --> 01:53:17,958 IT’S A CONFUSING WORLD \h\h\h\h\h\h\hOUT THERE, 2604 01:53:17,958 --> 01:53:20,961 \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAND WHO I AM GOT MESSED UP FOR A MINUTE. 2605 01:53:20,961 --> 01:53:26,769 AND NOW I’M WATCHING YOU READY \h\h\hTO GIVE ALL THIS UP FOR ME. 2606 01:53:26,769 --> 01:53:30,102 \h\h\hI WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. 2607 01:53:30,102 --> 01:53:35,041 \hI LOVE YOU, AND I WILL DO SO MUCH BETTER IF YOU’LL LET ME. 2608 01:53:35,041 --> 01:53:37,681 ♪ 2609 01:53:40,750 --> 01:53:42,653 PLEASE, JULES. 2610 01:53:42,653 --> 01:53:46,184 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hLET ME MAKE IT RIGHT AGAIN. 2611 01:53:55,963 --> 01:53:57,998 \h\h\h\h\hYOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GOOD? 2612 01:53:59,494 --> 01:54:01,639 IF YOU CARRIED A HANDKERCHIEF. 2613 01:54:16,148 --> 01:54:18,920 \h\h\h\h\h\hHAVE YOU CALLED TOWNSEND YET? 2614 01:54:18,920 --> 01:54:21,450 BECAUSE IF I’VE EVER MET ANYONE \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWHO DOESN’T NEED A BOSS, 2615 01:54:21,450 --> 01:54:23,089 IT WAS YOU. 2616 01:54:24,959 --> 01:54:28,094 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM I CHANGED MY MIND. 2617 01:54:29,700 --> 01:54:31,669 \h\h\h\h\hI MEAN, WE’RE GOOD HERE. 2618 01:54:31,669 --> 01:54:33,968 WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT. 2619 01:54:33,968 --> 01:54:35,431 I’M GONNA MAKE SURE \h\h\h\hWE MAKE IT. 2620 01:54:35,431 --> 01:54:37,103 GOOD. 2621 01:54:37,103 --> 01:54:40,172 ♪ 2622 01:54:59,862 --> 01:55:01,292 BECKY. 2623 01:55:01,292 --> 01:55:02,832 WHERE’S BEN? 2624 01:55:02,832 --> 01:55:06,198 I’M NOT SURE. HE SAID HE WAS TAKING THE DAY OFF. 2625 01:55:08,662 --> 01:55:11,005 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 2626 01:55:11,005 --> 01:55:12,908 Fiona. 2627 01:55:12,908 --> 01:55:14,569 \hDo you know where Ben is? 2628 01:55:14,569 --> 01:55:16,780 ♪ 2629 01:55:47,404 --> 01:55:48,911 I’M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 2630 01:55:48,911 --> 01:55:51,441 THAT’S OKAY. 2631 01:55:51,441 --> 01:55:54,279 EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM, JULES. 2632 01:55:54,279 --> 01:55:57,084 LEFT KNEE UP... 2633 01:55:57,084 --> 01:56:01,121 \hBREATHE AND RELAX FOR INNER BALANCE. 2634 01:56:01,121 --> 01:56:03,860 -AM I DOING IT RIGHT? \h\h\h\h\h\h-ALMOST. 2635 01:56:03,860 --> 01:56:05,389 GOT SOMETHING GOOD \h\h\hTO TELL YOU. 2636 01:56:05,389 --> 01:56:07,292 \h\h\h\h\h\h\hGREAT. TELL ME WHEN WE’RE DONE. 2637 01:56:10,966 --> 01:56:13,694 BREATHE DEEPLY, JULES. 2638 01:56:18,809 --> 01:56:20,976 THAT’S IT, OUT THERE. 2639 01:56:20,976 --> 01:56:23,275 THIS UP. 2640 01:56:23,275 --> 01:56:26,377 ♪