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BEE: <i>Have you ever heard that the brain</i>

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<i>is like a discounting mechanism?</i>

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<i>Say someone gives you a present</i>

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<i>and it's a diamond necklace</i>

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<i>and you open it and you love it.</i>

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<i>You're all happy at first
and then the next day</i>

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<i>it still makes you happy
but a little bit less so.</i>

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<i>A year later, you see the necklace</i>

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<i>and you think, "Oh, that old thing."</i>

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<i>And do you know why your brain
discounts things?</i>

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<i>It's for survival.</i>

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<i>You need to be prepared
for new experiences</i>

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<i>because they could signal danger.</i>

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<i>Wouldn't it be great
if we could reset that</i>

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<i>since there aren't a lot
of saber-toothed tigers</i>

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<i>jumping out at us?</i>

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<i>Seems like a design flaw</i>

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<i>that our brain's
default settings signal danger</i>

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<i>and survival instead of something like joy</i>

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<i>or appreciation.</i>

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<i>I think that's what happened to my mom.</i>

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<i>She got so focused
on picking up danger signals</i>

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<i>that her discounting mechanism
forgot to see</i>

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<i>all the good stuff in her life.</i>

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<i>And maybe Dad had quit seeing</i>

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<i>the diamond necklace side of Mom.</i>

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(water dripping)

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BERNADETTE: <i>Do you have any idea
how strong I'm being?</i>

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<i>How much my heart is breaking</i>

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<i>'cause you want to go off
to boarding school?</i>

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BEE: If you didn't want me
to go away to boarding school,

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you shouldn't have made it
sound like so much fun.

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Ugh, yeah, right. So it's my fault.

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ELGIE: It's not loading
my workout. Got it.

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Do you guys remember when you told me

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if I got perfect grades all
the way through middle school

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I could have anything I wanted

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as a graduation present?

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I...

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D-Did we say that?

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I think it was to ward off
any further talk of a pony.

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BEE: Well, that's what
I wanted when I was little.

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Now I want something completely different.

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You wanna know what it is?

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I don't know. Do we?

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(sighs) Does it entail leaving the house?

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A family trip to Antarctica!

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We have to go over Christmas break.

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As in a month?

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Oh, yeah. Obviously,
'cause it's their summer.

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It's about the only time you could go.

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Yeah, 'cause ponies are cute

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and maybe not as much trouble
as we thought.

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What do you say there, Mom?

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Isn't this a bad time

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for you because of work?

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We're studying Antarctica in school.

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I've read all the explorers' journals,

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and I'm doing my final
presentation on Shackleton.

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And now is a good time to go

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before another ice sheet collapses
and the whole thing melts.

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Oh, my God. I can't believe

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neither of you are saying no.

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I'm waiting for you. You hate traveling.

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I w-was waiting for you. You have to work.

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Oh, my God. That's a yes. We're going!

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Wait, wait. Is that really a yes?

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I guess it is.

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(chuckles) On a technicality.

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BEE: <i>I read once dolphins operate</i>

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<i>in this complicated social order</i>

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<i>with alliances and enemies
and enforcers, recruiters.</i>

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<i>Almost like the Mafia,
or maybe high school.</i>

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<i>They even battle sometimes,</i>

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<i>where they bash each other over the heads</i>

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<i>with their tails.</i>

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<i>Why do all the smart creatures
organize themselves</i>

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<i>in these weird social structures?</i>

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<i>Audrey does everything at Galer Street.</i>

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<i>She created the Diversity Council.</i>

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<i>She set up Marathon Kids.
She invented Donuts for Dads.</i>

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<i>Mom once signed up to be
the kindergarten room parent,</i>

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<i>but I think she got bashed over the head</i>

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<i>by the other dolphins.</i>

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Another option is a few pigs.

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- Pigs? Really?
- Yeah.

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In a week, they'll pull out
these blackberries by the root

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and then some.

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BERNADETTE: Can I help you with something?

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Oh, hi, Bernadette.

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Um, I didn't know you were home.

92
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Apparently.

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AUDREY: Yeah. Um...

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I hope you don't mind, I called Tom.

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He's a blackberry abatement specialist.

96
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- Oh.
- I was in my garden

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cutting back the perennials

98
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and planting some winter color

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in preparation for the, uh,

100
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the Galer Street brunch that I'm hosting

101
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for the prospective parents.

102
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Have you been reading the emails?

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Not if I can help it.

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Yeah. Well, the blackberry vines
are coming under the wall.

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Not at all uncommon around here.

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They get into the root system like bamboo,

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- super invasive.
- Yeah. Invasive.

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We're just trying to figure out
what best to do about it.

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Yeah, here.

110
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It's Tom.

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Bernadette Fox.

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No card.

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Oh.

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I was in my compost pile one morning,

115
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and I was practically attacked.

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Um, you know, not just in my compost,

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but, you know, it's gotten
into my raised vegetable beds,

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my greenhouse, which you saw,
even my worm bins.

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TOM: Yeah, I mean, to get rid of
this many, with this kind of slope...

120
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Oh, and I don't want
to use anything toxic.

121
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You know, no weed killers
or anything like that.

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Right. And if you
don't wanna use the pigs,

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I think I'd wanna go with, uh,

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CXJ Hillside Side-Arm Thrasher.

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I don't have one myself.
I'd have to rent one.

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Okay, I'm happy to use Tom here

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to remove all things blackberry.

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I think we're done.

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Nice to meet you, ma'am.

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Thank you. And soon?

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BERNADETTE: Any pigs will be
arrested for trespassing.

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- (both chuckle)
- Jeez.

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Dear Manjula,

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something unexpected has come up,

135
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and I would love it
if you would work extra hours.

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I don't know what time it is
right now in India, but please

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uh, let me know ASAP if you're available

138
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because I need you
to work your Hindu magic

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on a huge project. Period.

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Okay, I'll stop being coy.

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(sighs heavily) It's a total disaster.

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Apparently, Elgie and I have promised Bee

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a family trip to Antarctica.

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And of the million reasons
I don't want to go,

145
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the main one is it will require me

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to be surrounded by people.

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Looks like even the smallest

148
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cruise ship has 150 other passengers

149
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which translates into me

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being trapped with 147 other humans

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who will uniquely annoy the hell out of me

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with their rudeness, waste,

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incessant yammering,
and boring small talk,

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and creepy food requests.

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Or worse, they'll turn
their curiosity toward me

156
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and expect pleasantry in return.

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Oh, I'm getting a panic attack
just thinking about it.

158
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But a little...

159
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social anxiety

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never hurt anyone, am I right?

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If I give you the contact info,

162
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could you pretty please take over

163
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the paperwork, visas, plane tickets,

164
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and everything involved
with getting we three

165
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from Seattle to the White Continent?

166
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Question mark.

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Uh, and we'll need whatever's on

168
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the recommended packing list.

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Uh... just use the same credit card.

170
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Oh, yes, Manjula,
one very important thing.

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I'd like a fishing vest.

172
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You know, one replete
with the zippered pockets.

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And apparently, I need some

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blackberry bushes in my yard removed.

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(scoffs) The sooner the better.

176
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Audrey, next door, thinks nothing

177
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of traipsing through my yard.

178
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Who does that! Exclamation point.

179
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(dog barking) Ice Cream?

180
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(door rattling)

181
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Ice Cream?

182
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(Ice Cream continues barking)

183
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- Oh.
- (Ice Cream whining)

184
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Ice Cream.

185
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(Ice Cream continues whining)

186
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How did you get in there?

187
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- (phone ringing)
- Oh!

188
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This is really inconvenient, Ice Cream.

189
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(grunts)

190
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,157
- You wait there!
- (Ice Cream whines)

191
00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,232
(students chattering)

192
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Ta-da!

193
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AUDREY: Oh. Um...

194
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(chuckles)

195
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As much as I love

196
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clip art hand prints...

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- MINDY: Uh-huh.
- ...I think we need

198
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to try to find an image

199
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that better articulates success.

200
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like, um,

201
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- a coat of arms...
- Ooh.

202
00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,592
...with something in it.

203
00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,911
- Like a calculator.
- Oh, that's good.

204
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Right? Or, or diplomas.
Like a rainbow of diplomas.

205
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Cute.

206
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Maybe there's a sketch of a brain,

207
00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,360
and it has a cap and gown on, right?

208
00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,194
We, we just have to remember
we're trying to attract

209
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the right kind of kindergarten families.

210
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- Okay.
- AUDREY: Thanks, Mindy.

211
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Kyle! Kyle!

212
00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,440
What? Not now.

213
00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,000
Oh.

214
00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,117
Yeah, I think they're going
to do homework.

215
00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,675
(gasps) The brunch RSVPs are pouring in.

216
00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,080
There has not been one no yet.

217
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,656
- Really?
- Yes, and I'm counting on you

218
00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,353
to bring those 12 chairs.

219
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,716
Well, I hope I can find the time.

220
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,314
Yeah, it's chairs. You'll find time.

221
00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,316
Yeah.

222
00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,433
Oh. Did you notice
our first lady of France

223
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,840
has her scarf look going?

224
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:24,560
I can't wait until she finds out
about my new job.

225
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,616
I seriously doubt she even knows
who you are. (chuckles)

226
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,756
I know.

227
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,677
She's so awful.

228
00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,632
- Oh, hi, honey.
- Hi, Lincoln.

229
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,758
Hey, Mom.

230
00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,672
We are on a rescue mission.

231
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:40,910
What?

232
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,639
Ice Cream's stuck in the confessional.

233
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,518
Oh. I almost forgot. Bernadette!

234
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,038
Bernadette.

235
00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,269
(sighs)

236
00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,840
Incoming gnat. What do we do?

237
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,235
Ice Cream needs us. Punch it.

238
00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,515
Bernadette. Oh!

239
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,478
(yells) Oh!

240
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,874
Oh, my... Oh.

241
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,296
- SOO-LIN: What happened?
- Did you see that?

242
00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,754
- No.
- Did you see that?

243
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:02,116
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my... Are you okay?

244
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,759
- Oh, God.
- Are you... What happened?

245
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,960
- Are you okay?
- I'm crying.

246
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,434
- Oh, God.
- I'm not all right!

247
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:08,392
Okay. Oh, my God.

248
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,670
(screaming) Ow! Oh!

249
00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,113
Did you... Did she run over it?

250
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,634
Did she? Did you see?

251
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,473
- No.
- She ran over my foot.

252
00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,597
Okay, you hold it.

253
00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,592
No way. She's my dog.

254
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,194
You hold the ladder. I'll go up.

255
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,280
Absolutely not, Bala.

256
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,070
It's too dangerous.

257
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,440
- (Ice Cream barks)
- Oh, shush, it's me.

258
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,437
- Such a drama queen.
- BEE: Mom!

259
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:42,715
Mom, are you okay?

260
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,429
- (thudding)
- (Bernadette grunting)

261
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,874
(Ice Cream whining)

262
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:54,720
- Oh!
- All right, Mom!

263
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,870
- Bee!
- Are you okay?

264
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:57,750
Ice Cream.

265
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:58,876
Hi.

266
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,791
You're the worst dog ever.

267
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,076
- (Bernadette pants)
- Hey, you okay?

268
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,953
Yeah. Oh.

269
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,360
This came for you.

270
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,636
(Bernadette exhales)

271
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,080
Congratulations.

272
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,430
(both chuckle)

273
00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,795
BEE: I can't believe it.

274
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,796
BERNADETTE: Oh, you feel
the Microsoft motivation.

275
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,599
BEE: Let's synchronize our watches.

276
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,519
Is that Lincoln's mom?

277
00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,793
BERNADETTE: In Seattle,
all roads lead to Microsoft.

278
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,600
BEE (whispering): Mom,

279
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,476
look what she's watching.

280
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,390
(mockingly) Indoctrination in progress.

281
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,576
ELGIE (on monitor): <i>So thanks
to ongoing developments</i>

282
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,637
<i>in neural imaging, TEDsters,</i>

283
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,871
say hello to Samantha 2.

284
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:09,520
(clears throat)

285
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,512
(muffled laughter)

286
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:20,596
MAN 1: That's real.

287
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,640
MAN 2: Wow. That's amazing.

288
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,760
(cheering and applause)

289
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,674
Yeah. That did that.

290
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,720
<i>All right, thank you.</i>

291
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:40,994
I know there's at least two
different species of penguins.

292
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,434
There are seven different species

293
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,874
of penguins in Antarctica.

294
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,790
400,000 emperor penguins alone,

295
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,712
not including gentoos and chinstraps.

296
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,976
BERNADETTE: You wanna know
the coolest part?

297
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,275
On the boat we're taking,

298
00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,176
there's no assigned seating
in the dining room.

299
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,635
And they have these tables for four,

300
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,951
which means the three of us can sit down

301
00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,936
and if we pile the extra chair
with our hats and gloves,

302
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:00,996
nobody can sit with us.

303
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:03,716
And penguins.

304
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,270
Wildly excited about those penguins.

305
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,136
Okay, I wish I could hear more
about the penguins

306
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,480
continue this celebration dinner,

307
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,936
but I've got
a video conference with Taipei,

308
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,599
all these people waiting for me, so...

309
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,798
That's okay, Dad. The clock is ticking.

310
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,593
Congratulations, Choatie.

311
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,080
Bye, honey.

312
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,874
BEE: <i>Mom says insomnia causes anxiety,</i>

313
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,792
<i>and anxiety causes insomnia.</i>

314
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,474
<i>She can't sleep, but she won't
take anything for it</i>

315
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,392
<i>because then
she doesn't feel like herself.</i>

316
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,597
<i>She says that should actually
be a selling point,</i>

317
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,752
<i>but she's grown accustomed
to the way she is.</i>

318
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,840
<i>Me too.</i>

319
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,751
<i>I love Mom just the way she is.</i>

320
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,117
(softly) Manjula, did you have any idea

321
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,078
that getting to Antarctica
requires crossing

322
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,310
the Drake Passage?

323
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,790
And did you know that the Drake Passage

324
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,394
is the most turbulent body of water

325
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,834
on the entire planet?

326
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,816
Well, I know 'cause I just spent

327
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,320
the last three hours on the Internet.

328
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,120
Here's the thing. Do you get seasick?

329
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,429
It's not just nausea.

330
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,955
It's nausea plus losing the will to live.

331
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,794
Ugh, if it weren't for Bee,
I'd certainly cancel the trip.

332
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,912
But I can't let her down. (sighs)

333
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,752
Could you please get me something

334
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,036
really strong for seasickness?

335
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:40,238
And I don't mean Dramamine. I mean strong!

336
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,234
BEE: <i>Mom might hate Seattle,</i>

337
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,710
<i>but she loves the downtown library.</i>

338
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:49,435
<i>I mean, yeah, of course,
the books and all that,</i>

339
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:52,592
<i>but also the Rem Koolhaas design.</i>

340
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,757
<i>She says it makes her heart race.</i>

341
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,312
<i>The good kind of heart racing though.</i>

342
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:01,876
WOMAN: Excuse me.

343
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,470
Excuse me. Uh... Bernadette Fox?

344
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400
Yes?

345
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,755
Oh, my gosh. I knew it.

346
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,074
Uh, I was an architecture student at USC,

347
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,998
and I visited Beeber Bifocal

348
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,616
every time they opened it to the public.

349
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,632
Uh, Paul Jellinek was my professor.

350
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,016
Uh, you know, I can't believe this.

351
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,191
I was literally just watching

352
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,511
that, uh, video essay on you
two nights ago.

353
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,636
Video essay?

354
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,279
Yeah, about the Twenty Mile House.

355
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,113
The twentieth anniversary.

356
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,112
I learned so much more about you,

357
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:32,032
and I thought I knew everything.

358
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,120
How wonderful.

359
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,957
Um, could I get a picture with you?

360
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,599
What a profile pic that would be.

361
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:38,680
(chuckles)

362
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,320
That's okay.

363
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,519
Uh, you have given me so much already.

364
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,592
I mean, the relationship
has been totally one-way,

365
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,400
and here I am, wanting more.
I'm very sorry.

366
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:50,871
Just, thank you. You have been
such an inspiration.

367
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,000
(exhales)

368
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,159
(instrumental music playing on speakers)

369
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,136
FEMALE NARRATOR: <i>The Architects
and Builders Association</i>

370
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,640
<i>of America recently polled</i>

371
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,951
<i>300 architectural graduate students</i>

372
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,236
<i>and asked them which
architects they admire most.</i>

373
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,834
<i>The list is what most would expect.</i>

374
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,389
<i>But tucked amongst
the Frank Lloyd Wrights,</i>

375
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,914
<i>Mies van der Rohes,</i>

376
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,356
<i>Frank Gehrys, and Lorenzo Pianos</i>

377
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,352
<i>is a woman who is virtually unknown.</i>

378
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,638
<i>Bernadette Fox, one of
architecture's true enigmas,</i>

379
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,030
<i>is extraordinary for many reasons.</i>

380
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,398
<i>She was a young woman practicing solo</i>

381
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,278
<i>in a male-dominated profession.</i>

382
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:47,159
<i>The youngest architect ever
to win a MacArthur grant.</i>

383
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,800
<i>Her handmade furniture stands
in the permanent collection</i>

384
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,354
<i>of the American Folk Art Museum.</i>

385
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,320
<i>She's considered a pioneer
of the green building movement.</i>

386
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,072
<i>She dropped out of
architecture 20 years ago,</i>

387
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,152
<i>and has designed nothing since.</i>

388
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,194
<i>Alone, any of these attributes</i>

389
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:03,919
<i>would make an architect noteworthy.</i>

390
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,757
<i>Taken together, an icon was born.</i>

391
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,197
I guess what struck us about Bernadette

392
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:15,119
was the joy that she took in tasks

393
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,954
that other students
would find beneath them.

394
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,471
NARRATOR: <i>Fox was the most
junior member of a group</i>

395
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,552
<i>assigned to the Team Disney
Building in Burbank.</i>

396
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,791
<i>Her firstjob was typical grunt work,</i>

397
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,156
<i>laying out bathrooms
in the executive wing.</i>

398
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,516
I mean, she wanted to know
how often the executives

399
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,592
went to meetings, at what time of day,

400
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,955
the ratio of men to women.

401
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,077
I finally asked her,
"What the hell are you doing?"

402
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,755
<i>And she said,
"I need to know what problems</i>

403
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,320
<i>"I'm solving with my design."</i>

404
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,271
You know, I would like to say
that I recognized

405
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,113
the talent that would emerge.

406
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,078
Although I did like the sweater

407
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,160
that she knitted for me.

408
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,550
I actually, I-I still have it.

409
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,710
Here, look.

410
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:51,836
Look at this.

411
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,676
Pretty interesting.

412
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:56,559
My wife wanted me to give it
to Goodwill, but I said,

413
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,075
"Mm-mm. I'm keeping it."

414
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,953
NARRATOR: <i>Soon after, Fox met</i>

415
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,430
<i>Elgin Branch, a computer animator.</i>

416
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,600
<i>They married the next year,</i>

417
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,438
<i>and Fox wanted to build a house.</i>

418
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,752
Bernadette was really fixated
on finding a piece of land

419
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,480
where she could design something herself.

420
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,236
<i>And I showed them an abandoned factory,</i>

421
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,630
and Bernadette looked around and said,

422
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,433
"Oh, my God, this is perfect."

423
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,354
<i>She was actually talking
about the building.</i>

424
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,640
NARRATOR: <i>Transforming this
industrial space into a home</i>

425
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,115
<i>consumed the next two years of Fox's life.</i>

426
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,599
She did something akin to a miracle

427
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,036
with this very grim and dark space.

428
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,952
<i>She found a way to make...</i>

429
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,760
<i>Well, she found a way
to fill it with light.</i>

430
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,715
DAVID WALKER: <i>I remember
Bernadette had this idea</i>

431
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,156
to knit together bifocal frames.

432
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,390
<i>It was like, you know,</i>

433
00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,439
<i>chainmail with glasses embedded in it.</i>

434
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,696
JELLINEK: <i>The house is very feminine.</i>

435
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,473
<i>You walk into it,</i>

436
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,040
<i>you're absolutely overwhelmed</i>

437
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,396
<i>by the patience and the care</i>

438
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,675
<i>that went into making it.</i>

439
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,519
<i>It's like you're walking</i>

440
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,920
<i>into a giant hug.</i>

441
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,736
<i>What Bernadette was doing
was completely outside</i>

442
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,353
<i>of the mainstream, I can tell you that.</i>

443
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,576
NARRATOR: <i>After Fox and her husband moved</i>

444
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,273
<i>into the Beeber Bifocal house,</i>

445
00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,511
<i>Fox was restless for another project.</i>

446
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,990
WALKER: <i>Bernadette was gonna
build this house</i>

447
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:19,757
<i>using only materials
from within a 20-mile radius.</i>

448
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,036
<i>All the materials had
to be sourced locally.</i>

449
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:25,750
<i>A concrete factory in Gardenia
supplied sand,</i>

450
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,910
<i>which we mixed on site.</i>

451
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,118
<i>For steel, we used
a recycling yard in Glendale.</i>

452
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:33,238
<i>Anything found in a dump was deemed okay,</i>

453
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,119
<i>even if it originated outside
the 20-mile radius.</i>

454
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,352
<i>Tree service provided wood,
which we milled on site.</i>

455
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,600
NARRATOR: <i>One day, a convoy of trucks</i>

456
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,080
<i>pulled into the adjacent lot.</i>

457
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,675
<i>The property had been purchased
by Nigel Mills-Murray,</i>

458
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,433
<i>the TV magnate from England,</i>

459
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,034
<i>best known for his smash game show...</i>

460
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,635
You Catch It, You Keep It!

461
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,879
(tractor engine starts)

462
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,514
AUDREY: No, no, no, no, no.

463
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,796
Excuse me. Excuse me.

464
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,232
Yeah. I said I need you to focus

465
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,720
on the bushes in the front.

466
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,712
(conversing indistinctly)

467
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,156
I need a sign

468
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,277
made and installed

469
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,158
on the western side of my property

470
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,317
facing the neighbor's house.

471
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,518
Make it eight feet wide by five feet high.

472
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,593
Yep, you bet your bindi
that's how big I want it.

473
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:56,275
Bright yellow with the lettering in black.

474
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,317
And it should read, "Private property,

475
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,675
"no trespassing.

476
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,832
"Galer Street gnats
will be arrested and hauled off

477
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,957
to gnat jail."

478
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,553
And that's G-N-A-T.

479
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,834
Something annoying but
not worth being bothered over.

480
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,991
Oh, and put the "gnat" part in red.

481
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,230
Oh.

482
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,600
(gasps) I absolutely love the vest!

483
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,319
Exclamation point.

484
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,551
Good job, Manjula.

485
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:30,950
(tablet chimes)

486
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,352
(groans)

487
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,674
(sighs)

488
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,910
Hey, you ready, Pablo?

489
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,956
Yes. And I asked Soo-Lin to
join us. She's the new admin.

490
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,758
Oh, good. Hey, we've been
dying here without you.

491
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,976
It's nice to meet you, Soo-Lin.

492
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,434
Well, actually, my son is,

493
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,711
um, in your daughter's class
at Galer Street.

494
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,880
Oh, right. Okay. Sorry, I...

495
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,280
- No. (chuckles)
- Cool.

496
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:02,914
Okay. Yeah.

497
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,056
- Do you guys wanna take the shuttle?
- Yeah.

498
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:05,360
- Let's take the shuttle.
- Yeah.

499
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,675
- All right.
- Sure.

500
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,114
Let's shuttle it.

501
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,720
(whispers) I don't remember anything.

502
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,794
Can I help you?

503
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,270
Oh. You have a Chihuly.

504
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,113
Chihuly?

505
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,351
Yeah. No, the chandelier.

506
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,520
It's by Dale Chihuly.

507
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,997
You know, the glass guy.

508
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,035
Oh.

509
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,349
I was gonna say we don't have

510
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,590
anything under that name.

511
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,190
Try Bernadette Fox.

512
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,070
(clears throat)

513
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,196
One moment.

514
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,474
(whispers) Miss Fox is here.

515
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,791
Looks like this is a two-man job.

516
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,314
Miss Fox,

517
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,517
are you aware
your prescription is for ABHR?

518
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,600
Mm-hmm.

519
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,711
ABHR is basically Haldol

520
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,792
with some Benadryl, Reglan,
and Ativan thrown in.

521
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:01,200
Sounds good to me.

522
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,033
Haldol is an antipsychotic.

523
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,680
It was used in the Soviet prison system

524
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:05,910
to break prisoners' wills.

525
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,878
Yeah, I'm only discovering it now.

526
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,758
It has some serious side effects.

527
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,513
Tardive dyskinesia being the worst.

528
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,796
Tardive dyskinesia is characterized by

529
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,714
uncontrollable grimacing,
tongue protrusion,

530
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,800
lip smacking.

531
00:24:17,801 --> 00:24:19,136
I guess a couple of hours
of that sounds like

532
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,356
a day at the beach
compared to seasickness.

533
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,679
Tardive dyskinesia can last forever.

534
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,156
Forever?

535
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,792
That's... that's a spell.

536
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,400
MAN: The likelihood of tardive dyskinesia
is about four percent.

537
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,189
That increases to ten percent
in older women.

538
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,794
Of course it does.

539
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,349
So I spoke to your regular doctor.

540
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,520
He wrote you a prescription

541
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,313
for a scopolamine patch
for motion sickness

542
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,039
and Xanax for anxiety.

543
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:49,918
No, I think I might have
some Xanax at home.

544
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,514
D-Do you have, um,

545
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,637
a... some kind of laminated chart,

546
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,275
you know, that shows what all
the little pills look like?

547
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,670
It's just that I poured
all of my prescriptions

548
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,035
into this antique jelly jar.

549
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,351
I mean, the colors and shapes
are amazing together.

550
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:05,592
But then of course I realized that they...

551
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,230
Well, you get it.

552
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,560
Right.

553
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:14,636
Fine.

554
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,233
Just give me the Xanax
and the patch thingy.

555
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:53,190
(snoring)

556
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,600
(softly) Bernadette.

557
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Bernadette.

558
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,960
Hey.

559
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,835
Um, what are you doing?

560
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,990
BERNADETTE: Elgie.

561
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:21,073
Oh, they wouldn't give me... Haldol,

562
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,719
so I had to wait for Xanax.

563
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,880
- What are you wearing?
- BERNADETTE: Uh?

564
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,240
Oh, this.

565
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,197
Yeah. Got it off the Internet.

566
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,080
Can you sit up, please?

567
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,160
Oh.

568
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,560
(Bernadette clears throat)

569
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,616
You know, I've got a lunch right now.

570
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,816
- Mm-hmm.
- Do I need to cancel it?

571
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,638
- Oh, God, no! No!
- No?

572
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,096
I just didn't sleep very well last night,

573
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,190
so I just dozed off.

574
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,397
Go. Do. Be.

575
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:46,516
ELGIE: Okay.

576
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,360
I'll see you at home later.

577
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:51,856
Hey, do you want to go for dinner tonight?

578
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,793
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Buzz and I will pick a place.

579
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,440
Hey, how about just me and you?

580
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,599
- Yeah.
- (chuckles) Okay.

581
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,120
(indistinct chatter)

582
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,799
- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, Buzzy.

583
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:19,576
Audrey asked me to give you this.

584
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,875
It's an emergency room bill.

585
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,514
Ran over her foot?

586
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,776
I know. If you look down there,

587
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,616
they didn't actually find
anything broken, so...

588
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,836
Obviously. 'Cause it didn't happen.

589
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,235
(sighs)

590
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,957
- (playing flute)
- Wait a second.

591
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,599
That's not your flute.

592
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,279
It's a Shakuhachi.

593
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,795
Mr. Hayes lent it to me
for World Celebration Day.

594
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,996
Oh, you're performing?

595
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,835
Not exactly. I'm accompanying
the first graders.

596
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,071
- Uh-huh.
- They're singing for their parents,

597
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,517
and Mr. Hayes got me to put together

598
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,000
a little elephant dance for them.

599
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,276
Elephant dance? You little rotter.

600
00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,750
You've, you've choreographed
a dance for the first graders?

601
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,069
That's a big deal, Bee.

602
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,554
Can I come?

603
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,835
No, you wouldn't like it.

604
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,274
The words are way too cute.

605
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:10,795
You might die of cuteness.

606
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,256
Yeah, well, I wanna die of cuteness.

607
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,237
It's my favorite thing to die of cuteness.

608
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,399
Can I go to Kennedy's house tonight?

609
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:20,160
Will her mother be there?

610
00:28:20,161 --> 00:28:21,230
No.

611
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,073
Okay. That's okay then.

612
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,072
So about this afternoon...

613
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,757
Oh, yeah. Was that one
of the gnats you were with?

614
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,840
From Galer Street?

615
00:28:30,841 --> 00:28:32,513
Soo-Lin is my new admin and apparently

616
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,557
she does have a son in Bee's class. Yeah.

617
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,711
(scoffs) Oh, boy.

618
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,837
- What?
- (sighs deeply)

619
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,149
It's all over for me.

620
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:41,839
What is all over?

621
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,593
(sighs) Oh, just watch.

622
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,115
I mean, that one will turn you against me.

623
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,078
(chuckling) Oh, come on.

624
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,119
Audrey and her flying monkeys
have always hated me.

625
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,396
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Nobody hates you, Bernadette.

626
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,675
(sighs)

627
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,720
I'm sorry. What were you saying?

628
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,313
I was curious about the medicine

629
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,710
that they wouldn't fill
for you at the pharmacy.

630
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,836
Oh, I know.

631
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,834
This doctor wrote me a prescription.

632
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,115
It turned out to be Haldol.

633
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,236
Ugh.

634
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,158
I had no idea.

635
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,480
Is that for sleep?

636
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,233
Sleep? What's that?

637
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,760
(sighs in exasperation)

638
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,877
Honey, that's no good.

639
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,677
And how'd you get the prescription?

640
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,960
Are you seeing a psychiatrist?

641
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:27,750
No.

642
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,760
Do you wanna see a psychiatrist?

643
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,120
God, no.

644
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,350
No.

645
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,634
I'm just anxious about the trip.

646
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,315
Really? What specifically
are you anxious about?

647
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,834
(exhales heavily)

648
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,912
Uh, the Drake Passage, people,

649
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,913
little towels folded into animal shapes

650
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,559
that might be left on our beds.

651
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,876
- You know how it is.
- Actually, I don't think I do.

652
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,792
Elgie, there's gonna be a lot of people.

653
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,359
You know...

654
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,160
I'm not good when exposed to people.

655
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,276
Yeah.

656
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,079
I don't know. I think maybe
we need to revisit this idea

657
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,913
of finding someone for you to talk to.

658
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,914
I'm talking to you, aren't I?

659
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:10,756
(slurping)

660
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,936
- (music playing on stereo)
- (Bee and Bernadette singing)

661
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,031
<i>♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪</i>

662
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,113
<i>♪ You're calling to me ♪</i>

663
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,473
<i>♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪</i>

664
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,634
<i>- ♪ Then you say... ♪
- ♪ "Go slow" ♪</i>

665
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,997
<i>♪ I fall behind ♪</i>

666
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,039
<i>♪ The second hand unwinds ♪</i>

667
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:04,909
<i>♪ If you're lost, you can look
and you will find me ♪</i>

668
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,837
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

669
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,357
<i>♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪</i>

670
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,318
<i>♪ I'll be waiting ♪</i>

671
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,072
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

672
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,552
<i>♪ If you're lost you can look ♪</i>

673
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,314
<i>♪ And you will find me ♪</i>

674
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,557
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

675
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,117
<i>♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪</i>

676
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,432
<i>♪ I will be waiting time after... ♪</i>

677
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,034
Oh, Bee.

678
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,600
(song continues playing)

679
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,150
See?

680
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,516
Mom, this is why I don't want you

681
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,800
to come to the elephant dance.

682
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,240
(chuckles, sniffles)

683
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,117
Yeah. (sniffles)

684
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,559
I just need you to know how
hard it is for me sometimes.

685
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,830
What's hard?

686
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,640
(sighs)

687
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,279
The banality of life.

688
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,397
But I retain the right
to be incredibly moved

689
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,358
by those little things no one notices.

690
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,994
(exhales) For better and worse.

691
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:12,198
It's not gonna stop me
taking you to the South Pole.

692
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,430
(sighs)

693
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,989
(chuckling) We're not going
to the South Pole, Mom.

694
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:18,433
- We're not?
- No!

695
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,070
The only place tourists go
is the Antarctic Peninsula.

696
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,959
Only researchers and scientists go

697
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,394
as far as the South Pole.

698
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,151
- Oh.
- Please tell me you knew that

699
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,870
and you just forgot because you're tired.

700
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,110
Yeah, tired.

701
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,675
And ignorant.

702
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,797
(indistinct chatter)

703
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,030
I'll take some more.

704
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,776
AUDREY: Lisa! Will you excuse me?

705
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,029
Oh!

706
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,395
I'm so glad you came.

707
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,358
- Audrey! It's fabulous.
- Hi!

708
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,113
Thank you so much for coming. Hi, Gary!

709
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,078
- GARY: Hi.
- There's food. There's drink.

710
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,336
You probably know everybody here.

711
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:03,440
- Fabulous.
- (laughs) Okay.

712
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,072
Did you know that one
of our first-grade dads

713
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,640
is in Pearl Jam?

714
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,313
- Eddie?
- No.

715
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,112
The point is I just started

716
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,032
and all of a sudden it's my responsibility

717
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,272
to make sure everything runs
smoothly while he's off-grid?

718
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,037
That's Jeff Bezos' brother-in-law.

719
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,400
- Really? (gasps softly)
- Yeah.

720
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,358
I'm starting to see
a lot of empty glasses.

721
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,669
Crusts and stuff.

722
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,280
(sighs)

723
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,039
Kyle has been such a big help.

724
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,880
Would you guys mind moving
to the other side of the room?

725
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,713
Right in here. I'm so sorry. Yes.

726
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,056
I thought here would be nice.
It's kind of like a little...

727
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,256
- Okay.
- MR. HAYES: Let's all face out.

728
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,736
- AUDREY: Come on in.
- MR. HAYES: All right.

729
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,638
(music playing)

730
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,357
One, two, three, four.

731
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,480
(children singing in Swahili)

732
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,200
I love this song. Is it African?

733
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,511
- Yeah, it's a Kenyan pop song.
- Oh.

734
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,954
Galer Street's mission statement

735
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,872
is based on global connectitude.

736
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,031
- Connectitude? Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

737
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,111
Galer Street doesn't just
think outside the box.

738
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,078
They think outside the dictionary.

739
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,514
(chuckles)

740
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,476
(children continue singing)

741
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:56,039
(Mr. Hayes singing along)

742
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,835
(all screaming)

743
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,830
(Audrey gasping)

744
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,315
MAN: Find Susie!

745
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:27,594
MR. HAYES: Get on the bus.
It's okay. We're all okay.

746
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,830
AUDREY: I'm so sorry.

747
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,155
Thank you for coming!

748
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,273
It's the rains, you see. The rains here...

749
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,517
Do you wanna take a gift bag?
There you go.

750
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,200
Oh, no!

751
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,156
Your hillside just slid into my home.

752
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,594
During my brunch.

753
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,875
There were children in there!

754
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,280
Shit.

755
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,874
(stammers) W-Was anyone hurt?

756
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,280
Miraculously, no.

757
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,352
(sighs) Okay, that's good. That's...

758
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,875
Good? Good?

759
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,714
My house is knee-deep in mud, Bernadette.

760
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,280
The brick wall collapsed.

761
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,430
My yard.

762
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,954
My Japanese maples.

763
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,430
The birdbath is practically
in my living room.

764
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,591
I am so sorry. I...

765
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,034
And that sign.

766
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,957
- (sighs) The sign.
- What sign?

767
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,074
I'll have it taken down today.

768
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,197
Oh, well, the mudslide
took care of that for you.

769
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,953
It's on display now for everyone to see!

770
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,235
- Mom, what sign?
- Oh, Bee,

771
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,160
I did something really stupid.
Stay in the car.

772
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,038
What kind of person puts up a sign...

773
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,400
Look, I will pay for everything.

774
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,511
Money? That's what you think
this is about? Money?

775
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,136
- Mom, what is going on?
- BERNADETTE: Bee...

776
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,958
Tell her! Tell her what's going on!

777
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,656
- You're obviously emotional.
- Yes, I am!

778
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,750
But you need to remember

779
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,216
that the work I had done on the hillside

780
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,640
- was at your insistence.
- Oh!

781
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,360
Audrey, I used your guy,
and I had him do it

782
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,193
on the day you specified, so...

783
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,397
So none of this is your responsibility?

784
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,915
No, I am simply making the point

785
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,720
that there's a larger context
to what happened today.

786
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,319
Wow. Okay.

787
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,110
So you think putting up
a hateful billboard

788
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,318
is an appropriate reaction
to having yard work done.

789
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,400
BERNADETTE: No.

790
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,256
I think I'm starting
to understand all of this.

791
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,272
Audrey, don't stand there and pretend

792
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,920
you haven't been playing this game too.

793
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,191
Bernadette, j-just get out
once in a while.

794
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,476
B-Be in the real world
and interact with people.

795
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,279
Maybe that would make you not so paranoid.

796
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,352
- I think we're done here.
- No, we are not done.

797
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:45,840
We are not, we are not done here.

798
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,718
Again, I want to apologize for the sign.

799
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,120
It was a little inappropriate.

800
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,715
And I intend to take
full responsibility, okay?

801
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,871
In terms of the Galer Street School,

802
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,616
- in terms of money.
- So now you care about...

803
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,233
You don't care about Galer Street.

804
00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:59,154
You don't care about anything.

805
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,038
You don't care about your house.

806
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,176
You don't care about your yard.

807
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,351
You certainly don't care
about this neighborhood.

808
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,556
(Bernadette scoffs)

809
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,518
Do you know that within a four-mile radius

810
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,273
is the house my grandmother grew up in,

811
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,496
the house my mother grew up in,

812
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:11,656
and the house that I grew up in?

813
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,319
That I believe.

814
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,074
And you come in here
with your Microsoft money

815
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,278
and buy this 9,000-square-foot teardown

816
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,278
in the middle
of this charming neighborhood

817
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,080
and you think
that's gonna make you belong?

818
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,399
Well, you don't belong, Bernadette,

819
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,480
and you never will.

820
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,593
Say amen to that.

821
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,431
(grunts, breathing heavily)

822
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,096
None of the other mothers
like you, Bernadette.

823
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,156
Did you know that?

824
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,469
- Really?
- AUDREY: Yeah!

825
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,680
Did you know a bunch of moms

826
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,114
had a mother-daughter sleepover

827
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,032
and didn't even invite you and Bee?

828
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,198
Okay, that's it, Audrey!

829
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,280
(car door opens)

830
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,717
Fuck you for bringing Bee into this!

831
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,190
No. Don't you do this. We love Bee.

832
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,239
Bee is a terrific girl.
She-She's a wonderful student.

833
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,880
In fact, it just goes to show
how resilient children are

834
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:57,200
because she turned out so well.

835
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,038
- (exhales)
- If Bee were my daughter,

836
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,554
and I think I speak on behalf

837
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,472
of every mother at Galer Street,

838
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,640
we would never be sending
her off to boarding school.

839
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,720
I want to go to boarding school.

840
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:07,800
Of course you do, sweetie.

841
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,314
It was my idea!

842
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,039
No, Bee, it's not worth it.

843
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,152
Of course it was your idea.
I don't blame you.

844
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:15,471
You don't know me.
And you don't know my mom.

845
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,119
Oh, I do. I do know your mom.

846
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,554
I know her now. Everybody does.

847
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,360
You don't even know your own son, Audrey.

848
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,680
If you did, you'd know how
he makes fun of you at school.

849
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,636
Do you even notice
when he comes home stoned?

850
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,914
I agree with my mom.

851
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,520
Fuck you, Audrey.

852
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,520
Hey.

853
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,636
You are super cool, you know that?

854
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:47,596
Like we'd ever want to be
at a sleepover with them.

855
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,713
(mumbles)

856
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,519
Yeah. Popularity is overrated.

857
00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,240
(engine starts)

858
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,550
(soft music playing)

859
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,872
So we will put these Sharpies next to it

860
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,360
and while the restaurant revolves,

861
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,776
everyone can write something on it

862
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,976
and when it comes back around later,

863
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,469
you'll have a card
full of birthday wishes.

864
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,239
BEE: That's so cool, Kennedy.

865
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,194
I heard if you go to the bathroom,

866
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,158
when you come back
you can't find your table.

867
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,036
Let's go to the bathroom.

868
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,149
- Oh, hey, Kennedy.
- KENNEDY: Hi.

869
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,280
Bee.

870
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,879
BERNADETTE: Oh, hey.

871
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,314
Denver trip got canceled?

872
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,914
Nope. I'm on my way to the airport.

873
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,310
I just, uh, stopped to ask you something.

874
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,716
What?

875
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,713
Those blackberries were the only thing

876
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,393
holding up the hillside. You knew that.

877
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,589
I know you know better

878
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,115
than to denude an entire hillside

879
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,998
during the wettest winter on record.

880
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,032
(chuckles) I guess I didn't actually.

881
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,994
How did you find out?

882
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,356
H-How did you think I wouldn't find out?

883
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,480
Let me guess.

884
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,991
Your admin, one of Audrey's mean girls,

885
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,958
is pouring poison in your ears.

886
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,520
I called it.

887
00:41:10,521 --> 00:41:12,432
Keep Soo-Lin out of this.

888
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,273
She's the only reason it's even feasible

889
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,714
for me to go away for a month.

890
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,829
- If you're interested in the truth...
- Mm-hmm.

891
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,673
...I had those blackberries removed

892
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,831
in accordance with the specifications

893
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,240
of Bugs Meany herself.

894
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,519
Stop turning everything into a joke.

895
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,435
I look at you and I have real concern.

896
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,157
You won't talk to me.
You won't go to a doctor.

897
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:38,916
- You won't...
- Dad... stop freaking out.

898
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,196
Stop freaking out?
The Griffins' house caved in.

899
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,790
(sighs)

900
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,793
Is this, um, something
we're gonna have to pay for?

901
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,600
It's force majeure.
Audrey's insurance covers it.

902
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,313
Why didn't you tell me, Bee?

903
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,632
I... I guess you haven't
been around that much.

904
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:56,835
Hmm.

905
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,479
Look how far my birthday card is.

906
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,119
Take your Ritalin and shut up.

907
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,431
I'm sorry... Wha... Excu...
what did you just say?

908
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,736
That's not the way that we talk to people.

909
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,760
It's okay.

910
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,536
- That's how they talk to each other.
- No, it's not okay.

911
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,199
Why do you care?

912
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,400
You don't even like Kennedy.

913
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,596
(Bernadette chuckles)

914
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:11,680
He doesn't?

915
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:12,995
(stammers) No, of cour...

916
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,720
of course I like you, Kennedy.

917
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,519
Wha... How can you say a thing like that?

918
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,176
What is going on
with this family right now?

919
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,456
I just stopped by to have a conversation.

920
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,480
No, you didn't.

921
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,000
You came here to yell at Mom.
Audrey already did that.

922
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,680
- BERNADETTE: Hey...
- You weren't there.

923
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:28,870
It was horrible.

924
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:30,710
(sighs)

925
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,196
Come on.

926
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,760
What was the question
you wanted to ask me?

927
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,991
Why can't you ever get along
with our neighbors?

928
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,433
Why can't you ever get along with anyone?

929
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,800
It can't always be their fault.

930
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,394
BERNADETTE: Well, Manjula,

931
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,760
nobody can say I didn't give it

932
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,355
the old college try but I just...

933
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,233
(exhales heavily)

934
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,834
I can't go to Antarctica.

935
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:29,590
Fear not. I have concocted a gutless plan

936
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,080
which should do the trick.

937
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:34,471
My dentist has been wanting to remove

938
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,791
my wisdom teeth for years.

939
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,439
So, bear with me,

940
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,637
how about we call her up

941
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,712
and get an appointment
right before the trip?

942
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,075
That way, I can claim it was an emergency

943
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,152
and I'm devastated and all that

944
00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,480
and my husband and daughter
can go on the trip themselves

945
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,874
and nobody blames me.

946
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,596
(sighs) Yep.

947
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,154
Told you it was gutless.

948
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,392
- Send message.
- (tablet chimes)

949
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:09,720
Bernadette!

950
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,597
Paul Jellinek!

951
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,909
Look at you.

952
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,231
You old rotter. (gasps)

953
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,551
My God, you haven't changed in 20 years!

954
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,518
- (laughs)
- So good to see you!

955
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,751
- How was the lecture?
- It was fine. Fine.

956
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,752
It was just an excuse to come visit you.

957
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,194
(both laugh)

958
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,914
Oh, my goodness. Wow.

959
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,239
(keyboard clacking)

960
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,755
(door opens)

961
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,878
Elgie, this is Dr. Kurtz.

962
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,480
Oh, hi.

963
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,195
Hi.

964
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,999
- Janelle Kurtz.
- Elgie Branch.

965
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,998
Thank you so much for accommodating us.

966
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,794
We are really glad you could come in.

967
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,360
And Hannah spoke so highly of you

968
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:53,576
and all the work that you did with Frank

969
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,751
to help him through his rough patch, so...

970
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:57,480
I'll leave you two.

971
00:44:57,481 --> 00:44:58,596
Okay.

972
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,680
- Um...
- (door opens)

973
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:01,680
(clicks tongue)

974
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,320
What have you been doing
in Seattle for 20 years?

975
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,314
Well, I guess I just wanted
to leave LA in a snit,

976
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,675
you know, and when I determined

977
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,275
that everyone felt
sufficiently sorry for me,

978
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:15,080
unfurl my cape and swoop in
to launch my second act

979
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,799
and show those bastards who the true...

980
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,432
bitch goddess of architecture really is.

981
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,354
- (both chuckle)
- But then, yeah...

982
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,599
Elgie ended up loving it here,
and, yeah, here we are.

983
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,956
To my surprise, she got really excited

984
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,400
about moving to Seattle.

985
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,834
We were both from the East Coast,

986
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,240
both went to prep schools.

987
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:37,360
And she was a rising star.
An absolute force.

988
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,830
Of course, I was taken by her beauty

989
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:41,639
and her amazing talent

990
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,791
and her humor and her energy.

991
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,278
And at the time that we got married,

992
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,352
I was working on
a computer animation program

993
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,433
which was eventually bought by Microsoft.

994
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,954
And around the same time, uh...

995
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,194
she ran into some trouble
with a house that she built

996
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,519
and abruptly declared herself done

997
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,398
with the LA architecture scene.

998
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,834
The city planners here.

999
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,576
I mean, they never met a beautiful view

1000
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,875
they didn't want to block

1001
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,553
with a 20-story old folks home

1002
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,791
with zero architectural integrity.

1003
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,030
And believe me, that is

1004
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,696
the first time that
the words "architectural"

1005
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,837
and "integrity" have ever
been used together

1006
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,513
in a sentence about Seattle.

1007
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,159
And whoever laid out this place...

1008
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,277
I mean, they never met a two-way street

1009
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,238
they didn't suddenly, and for no reason,

1010
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:29,656
want to turn into a one-way street.

1011
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,200
They never met a four-way intersection

1012
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,630
they didn't want to turn
into a five-way intersection.

1013
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,200
Paul, I swear to God, they even have

1014
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,680
seven-way intersections up here.

1015
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,673
All of the energy that she once channeled

1016
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,150
so fearlessly into architecture...

1017
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,712
she seems to have turned towards...

1018
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,835
fulminating about Seattle

1019
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,039
in the form of these wild rants.

1020
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,476
BERNADETTE: I bought a house
the second we got here.

1021
00:46:56,560 --> 00:47:00,349
(chuckles) It was this crazy
reform school for girls,

1022
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,319
you know, with every conceivable
building restriction attached.

1023
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,392
I mean, to make something
of it would require

1024
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,039
Harry Houdini ingenuity,

1025
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,360
which of course appealed to me,

1026
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:09,736
- but... (clears throat)
- JELLINEK: Mmm.

1027
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,151
...what, you know, actually happened

1028
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,720
was that I had a series of, uh...

1029
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,393
I had four miscarriages and...

1030
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,193
'Cause, no, I fully intended to recover

1031
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,317
from the ass whooping of Twenty Mile

1032
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,272
by making a home for Elgie and me

1033
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,040
and the baby I was always pregnant with,

1034
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,120
but, you know...

1035
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:28,680
I'd sit on the toilet and look down

1036
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,956
and there it was, blood on my underpants.

1037
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,032
Oh, my God. I am so sorry, Bernadette.

1038
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,456
- No, no, no.
- I just didn't know.

1039
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,199
Hey, (clicks tongue) Bee arrived.

1040
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,592
But, you know, her heart, um,

1041
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,399
hadn't developed completely

1042
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:43,392
and, you know, it needed to be rebuilt

1043
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,597
in a series of, um, operations,

1044
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,512
'cause, you know,
her chances for survival,

1045
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,750
they were minuscule.

1046
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:50,596
Especially back then.

1047
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:53,519
You'd think that having a sick child

1048
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,438
would either bring a husband and wife

1049
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,438
closer together or tear them apart.

1050
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:01,557
But in our case, it didn't do either.

1051
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:06,237
We just started... drifting.

1052
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,158
The nurses took this.

1053
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,953
(chuckles) You know, they do that

1054
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,872
when they don't think the...

1055
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,599
the baby will...

1056
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,552
JELLINEK: Aw, look at her.

1057
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,676
Mmm.

1058
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,871
When I first saw Bee, I just...

1059
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,359
I knew that she was other

1060
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,432
and that she'd been entrusted to me.

1061
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:27,591
Do you know those posters of baby Krishna?

1062
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,355
- The Balakrishna.
- Right.

1063
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,760
The creator and the destroyer,

1064
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,672
and he's fat and happy and blue?

1065
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,231
Well, that's what Bee was,
the creator and destroyer.

1066
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,436
JELLINEK: Oh, yeah.

1067
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,711
I mean, come on, it's just obvious. Right?

1068
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,190
So I said to the nurses,

1069
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:44,192
"She's not gonna die. She's Balakrishna."

1070
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,430
(both chuckle)

1071
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,496
And they actually put that name
on the birth certificate.

1072
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,079
(laughs)

1073
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,629
And, so, yeah, I asked to be left alone

1074
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,915
with my daughter.

1075
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,640
And, well, Elgie once gave me this locket

1076
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,518
of Saint Bernadette.

1077
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,750
(stammers) You know...

1078
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,680
- She had 18 visions, right?
- JELLINEK: Right.

1079
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,176
And he always said the Beeber Bifocal

1080
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,112
and Twenty Mile were my first two visions.

1081
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,078
And so I leaned in and I said

1082
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,520
to my beautiful little blue guppy,

1083
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,680
(voice breaking) I said,
"You are my other 16 visions

1084
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:10,915
all rolled into one."

1085
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,080
And she is.

1086
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,320
And now, I blinked,

1087
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:16,416
and she's going across the country

1088
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:17,476
to boarding school.

1089
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:18,920
(sighs)

1090
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,080
She just immersed herself

1091
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,629
so thoroughly in Bee's recovery

1092
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:25,598
that it became her every fiber.

1093
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:27,720
And...

1094
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,677
I worked longer and longer hours.

1095
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,910
Called it a partnership.

1096
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,633
I'm surprised to hear that
she isn't in therapy.

1097
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:39,110
That seems like a logical first step.

1098
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,669
Mmm. I tried that. Didn't go so well.

1099
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,434
I asked her again recently. Um...

1100
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,115
Didn't go so well.

1101
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:50,109
You know, what Elgie doesn't know

1102
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,159
is that I am still obsessing about LA.

1103
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:54,536
- What do you mean?
- (clicks tongue)

1104
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:55,560
(sighs)

1105
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:00,195
You know, just last night,
right, I woke up to pee.

1106
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,112
You know, I'm half asleep.
I'm a blank slate.

1107
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,034
And then the data starts reloading.

1108
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,271
Bernadette Fox, Twenty Mile House,

1109
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,472
destroyed, failure.

1110
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,216
You know, it's like failure
has got its teeth in me,

1111
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:13,799
and it won't stop shaking.

1112
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,560
And then I accidentally see that cheesebag

1113
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,994
Nigel Mills-Murray's name

1114
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,639
on one of his dumb TV shows,

1115
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,552
and I go nuts inside.

1116
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,109
You know, and it just adds to
my bottomless, churning shame

1117
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,635
that I have become
so demented and dishonest

1118
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,336
that I'm a stranger to the most brilliant,

1119
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,589
honorable man I have ever met.

1120
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,434
I technically have no idea
what's wrong with Bernadette.

1121
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,716
Is she depressed? Manic? Agoraphobic?

1122
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,911
Hooked on pills? Paranoid? I don't know.

1123
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,640
I really don't even know what constitutes

1124
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,080
a mental breakdown,

1125
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,514
but what has become crystal clear

1126
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,200
is that ignoring it
is no longer an option.

1127
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,080
So I'm lying in bed
in the middle of the night

1128
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,958
when the thumping arrives.

1129
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,953
It's this black hole of visceral panic.

1130
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,236
Oh, it was something ridiculous
like, you know,

1131
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,795
"I've got to pack more
fresh fruit in Bee's lunch."

1132
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:55,950
(Jellinek laughs)

1133
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,600
And I can feel this irrational anxiety

1134
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,478
draining my store of energy

1135
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,950
like a battery-operated race car

1136
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,197
grinding away in the corner.

1137
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,431
There go the dishes.
There goes the grocery store.

1138
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,318
There goes exercise.

1139
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,198
There goes basic human kindness.

1140
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,953
So from what you're saying,

1141
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,032
she willfully created an environment

1142
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,112
which destroyed a neighbor's home.

1143
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,956
She's hoarding prescription medicine.

1144
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,759
She ran over a mother at school,

1145
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,752
and then had a billboard erected outside

1146
00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:25,433
this woman's home to taunt her?

1147
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:29,634
(sighs) It seems she may be suffering from

1148
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:33,876
extreme anxiety, grandiosity,

1149
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,073
and if hoarding prescription medication

1150
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,719
means what I think it means...

1151
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,754
she may well be having suicidal thoughts.

1152
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,355
(sighs)

1153
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,557
So what do you say?

1154
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,589
(in Irish accent) 'Tis
a piteous fate to have befallen

1155
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,911
a MacArthur genius, wouldn't you say?

1156
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,320
(Jellinek chuckles)

1157
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,116
You done?

1158
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:01,670
(normal accent) Yeah.

1159
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:03,319
Yeah, good, 'cause I know

1160
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,995
you can't honestly believe
any of this nonsense.

1161
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,391
As amusing as it is,
it obscures the larger point

1162
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:13,995
which is that people like you must create.

1163
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:16,136
That's what you were brought
into this world

1164
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,389
to do, Bernadette.

1165
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:21,072
If you don't, you become
a menace to society.

1166
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,432
I think there's one very simple answer

1167
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,000
to all of your problems.

1168
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,871
Get your ass back to work

1169
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,993
and create something.

1170
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,136
ELGIE: So let's just divide and conquer

1171
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,833
with approximate nearest neighbors

1172
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,435
and restrict it to nearby matches.

1173
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:42,393
It's gonna minimize about 90 percent

1174
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:43,914
of the computation time, I think.

1175
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,376
PABLO: That's super elegant, man.

1176
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,392
Pablo, are you almost done?

1177
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,596
Yeah.

1178
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,750
- Thanks, Elgie.
- Okay.

1179
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,918
Elgie, this is Agent Strang

1180
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,037
with the FBI.

1181
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,600
- Oh. Hi.
- Hey.

1182
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,194
- Hello, Mr. Branch.
- Hi.

1183
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,273
I'm the regional director of the
Internet Crime Complaint Center.

1184
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,874
IC3.

1185
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,593
Working in partnership with the

1186
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:15,960
Department of Homeland Security.

1187
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,874
Wow.

1188
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:18,960
Let's have a seat.

1189
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:20,076
Thank you.

1190
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,795
Mr. Branch, you've come to our attention.

1191
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,034
I have?

1192
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:33,399
Yep. Because of a charge
on your credit card.

1193
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,078
This is my credit card bill?

1194
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,616
These are charges to a company called

1195
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,632
Delhi Virtual Assistants International.

1196
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,677
I see. Yes, I can see.

1197
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:46,877
- Wow.
- STRANG: That company does not exist.

1198
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:48,474
It's a front

1199
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,677
for a crime syndicate
working out of Russia.

1200
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:52,320
ELGIE: Really?

1201
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:53,456
We've spent the last six months

1202
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,755
building a case against them.

1203
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,314
We were granted a warrant

1204
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,916
which allowed us to access
emails between your wife,

1205
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,400
Bernadette Fox,

1206
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,874
and one Manjula.

1207
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:08,915
(smacks lips) There is no Manjula.

1208
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,592
This matter is delicate and urgent.

1209
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,036
Elgie, we have to call Dr. Kurtz.

1210
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,990
(flute playing)

1211
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,674
(singing) <i>♪ Elephant, elephant ♪</i>

1212
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,834
<i>♪ Tell me, who do you love? ♪</i>

1213
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,152
<i>♪ Oh, you know ♪</i>

1214
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:39,995
<i>♪ It's my mama that I love ♪</i>

1215
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,074
(music stops)

1216
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,312
(audience cheering and applauding)

1217
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,392
BEE: <i>Not too long ago, scientists sent</i>

1218
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,358
<i>these invisible cosmic rays</i>

1219
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,576
<i>through the Great Pyramid of Giza</i>

1220
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,273
<i>to see what was inside,</i>

1221
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:19,636
<i>and they found this big empty space</i>

1222
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,154
<i>they never even knew about.</i>

1223
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,640
<i>They don't know how it was made</i>

1224
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,952
<i>or even why this inner chamber exists,</i>

1225
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,640
<i>even though the pyramids have been there</i>

1226
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,677
<i>for over 4,000 years.</i>

1227
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,155
Only use "I feel" statements.

1228
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,833
We don't want her to feel judged.

1229
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,991
I don't know if I can do this.

1230
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,958
I know this can feel uncomfortable...

1231
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,040
(sighs)

1232
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,271
...but we all share the same goal,

1233
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,914
which is to help Bernadette.

1234
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,275
Right. (clears throat)

1235
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:49,240
Right.

1236
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,880
And she does need help.

1237
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:52,996
SOO-LIN: Absolutely.

1238
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,976
RECEPTIONIST: <i>You're canceling
your appointment today?</i>

1239
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,216
BERNADETTE: Mmm-hmm. Yep, that's right.

1240
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,913
It's a cancellation.

1241
00:55:58,040 --> 00:55:59,997
<i>This is very last minute.</i>

1242
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,640
I'm sorry. But, look...

1243
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,554
(sighs) My wisdom teeth
have waited this long,

1244
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:06,790
they can wait another month.

1245
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:08,256
<i>- Would you like to reschedule?</i>
- No, no.

1246
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,114
I'll reschedule when we get
back from our trip in January.

1247
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,237
<i>- Okay, thank you, Miss Fox.</i>
- Okay, thank you.

1248
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,997
I knew I recognized you
from that TED Talk.

1249
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,150
(chuckles)

1250
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,240
My kids love that.

1251
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,676
BERNADETTE: Elgie, w-what's going on?

1252
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,600
Is it Bee?

1253
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:29,790
I just saw her at school.

1254
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:30,950
No. Bee is fine.

1255
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,316
- (sighs)
- How was the dentist?

1256
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:36,757
Um, I, I didn't go.
Sorry, who are these people?

1257
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,196
Bernadette, I'm Dr. Janelle Kurtz.

1258
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:40,238
Why don't we all sit down?

1259
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:42,800
Why? Elgie?

1260
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,159
Shall we begin, Doctor?

1261
00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:46,720
Begin what? I don't like this.

1262
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:48,720
DR. KURTZ: Bernadette,
have a seat, so we can...

1263
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,760
We'd like to present to you
the reality of your situation.

1264
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,320
Elgie?

1265
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,952
Whatever this is, can we talk
about it privately?

1266
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:03,238
I know everything, Bernadette,
and so do they.

1267
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,074
Okay, look, if this is about the dentist,

1268
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,160
if he told...

1269
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:09,593
I canceled the appointment.

1270
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:10,796
I'm going to Antarctica.

1271
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:12,280
I'm looking forward to it. See?

1272
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,398
Bernadette, there is no Manjula.

1273
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,193
Manjula? M...

1274
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,198
Agent Strang, could you...

1275
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:21,520
Agent?

1276
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,831
Hi. From the FBI.

1277
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:29,516
Miss Fox, we've determined
that Manjela or "Manjula"

1278
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,832
is an alias for an identity theft ring

1279
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,036
operating out of Russia.

1280
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,075
Ide... What?

1281
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,197
ELGIE: Yeah. And you have given them

1282
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,351
all of our personal information.

1283
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,680
And not only that, they're on a plane

1284
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,399
right now to Seattle

1285
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:45,636
so they can make their move

1286
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:47,632
while Bee and I are in Antarctica.

1287
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,439
Isn't that correct, Agent Strang?

1288
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,520
Pretty much.

1289
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,456
And they used your airline miles
to buy the tickets.

1290
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:53,976
ELGIE: Yeah, and next they could clean out

1291
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,720
our bank accounts
and our brokerage accounts

1292
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,837
and our property title
because you have given them

1293
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,435
all of our personal information
and passwords.

1294
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,677
Manjela, Man-Manjula even asked...

1295
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,399
for power of attorney.

1296
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,994
No, that's not true.

1297
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,151
As a matter of fact, I haven't heard back

1298
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,310
from her for days.

1299
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,120
I was getting ready to fire her.

1300
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,034
Well, that's because the FBI
intercepted the emails

1301
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:18,120
and responded as you.

1302
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:19,916
Wha... (exhales)

1303
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,320
They know everything!

1304
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:23,640
Bernadette, do you get it?

1305
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:28,675
(Bernadette sighs)

1306
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,594
That was me ending my relationship

1307
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,034
with technology.

1308
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,750
(groans)

1309
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,120
That's a great idea, Bernadette.

1310
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,431
Let's all just take a deep breath.

1311
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:44,716
BERNADETTE: Oh, God, Elgie,

1312
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,598
I am so sorry.

1313
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,359
New Delhi Virtual Assistants

1314
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,672
had over 100 positive Yelp reviews.

1315
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,559
But the reality was
something different entirely

1316
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,438
and I would like for us to stay focused

1317
00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,239
on reality right now.

1318
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:03,557
So it seems in addition
to this identity theft issue,

1319
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,757
you also tried to run over
a mother at school.

1320
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:06,910
Oh, don't be ludicrous.

1321
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,070
(scoffs)

1322
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:09,310
BERNADETTE: Oh, shut up.

1323
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,397
What is she doing here anyway?

1324
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,154
Would someone open the window
and let that gnat out?

1325
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,833
Stop calling Soo-Lin that, Bernadette.

1326
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,920
Oh, forgive me.

1327
00:59:16,921 --> 00:59:20,436
Would someone let the admin
out of my living room?

1328
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,590
I'm happy to go.

1329
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,496
AGENT STRANG: Yeah, how about I go too?

1330
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,513
We'll be in the other room.
(chuckles nervously)

1331
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,478
Interventions are
slightly above my pay grade.

1332
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,473
(scoffs) Intervention?

1333
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,634
Is that what this is?

1334
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,792
I'm sorry, am I the only one here

1335
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,111
who thinks that's just
a little bit extreme?

1336
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:41,431
Bernadette, I'm worried
that you are suffering

1337
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,670
from adjustment disorder.

1338
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,513
(scoffs) Adjusting is a disorder?

1339
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,235
DR. KURTZ: Adjustment disorder
is a psychological response

1340
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:48,640
brought on by stressors

1341
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,315
and usually involves
anxiety or depression.

1342
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,040
- (Bernadette scoffs)
- And in your case,

1343
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,799
I think that this... the stressor is

1344
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,160
this planned trip to Antarctica.

1345
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,875
Yeah. Except that
I really do wanna go now.

1346
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,519
Oh, come on.

1347
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,320
You have no intention of going.

1348
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,234
- We have read the emails.
- Uh... (sighs)

1349
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,039
DR. KURTZ: Okay, the reality is

1350
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:10,513
that you have willingly given over

1351
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,478
your personal information to a criminal.

1352
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,552
I didn't know she was a criminal!

1353
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,200
This poor judgment has almost caused

1354
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,397
financial ruin and physical harm.

1355
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,836
Your aggression toward your neighbor

1356
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:23,070
destroyed her home...

1357
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,560
I removed...

1358
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,909
Let her finish!

1359
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,216
DR. KURTZ: This is not the first time

1360
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,913
that something like this has occurred.

1361
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,076
And it seems

1362
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,391
that you are challenged in the area

1363
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:34,834
of basic human interaction,

1364
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,912
relying on a virtual assistant

1365
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,673
to schedule all your appointments

1366
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:41,355
and to carry on
all of your household duties.

1367
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,760
And, Bernadette, the fact that

1368
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,400
you are hoarding prescription medication

1369
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,949
and the state of your home to me indicates

1370
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,799
a serious depression.

1371
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:51,996
(sighs)

1372
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,790
Are you still presenting reality to me,

1373
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,195
or can I say something?

1374
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,119
First, I'd like Elgin to begin
by expressing his love.

1375
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,998
- Elgin.
- (scoffs)

1376
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,230
ELGIN: Yeah. Uh... yeah.

1377
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,835
Hey, of course I love you.

1378
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,752
I don't know who you are right now.

1379
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:12,513
It's like aliens have come down

1380
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:14,114
and replaced you with a replica.

1381
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,358
Honest to God, one night, Bernadette,

1382
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,193
I reached over and I felt your elbows,

1383
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:20,880
'cause I thought no matter
how good that replica is,

1384
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:23,236
there's no way that they got
the pointy elbows right.

1385
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,391
And I-I had to stop myself.

1386
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,880
I thought, "Oh, my God.

1387
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,270
"I can't plunge off the cliff with her.

1388
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,273
"I've got responsibilities.
I'm a father, I'm a husband.

1389
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,576
"I've got all these people at work

1390
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,080
"and their families depending on me.

1391
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,675
"Bernadette, my Bernadette,
has gone absolutely crazy,

1392
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,673
but I cannot be pulled down with her."

1393
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,671
I'm really sorry, Elgie.

1394
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:48,912
I don't know how
I'm gonna make this up to you.

1395
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,156
You're right. I need help.

1396
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:57,910
Let's start by spending time
together in Antarctica.

1397
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,480
You know, just the three of us.

1398
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,755
No work, no computers...

1399
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:04,151
Please, let's not blame this on Microsoft.

1400
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,715
No. I'm just saying the three of us.

1401
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:09,110
Our family, you know,
without any distractions.

1402
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:13,752
The three of us
are not going to Antarctica.

1403
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,593
Oh, we can't cancel the trip.

1404
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,911
I'm not canceling the trip.
I wouldn't do that to Bee.

1405
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,520
You're not taking her to Antarctica

1406
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:23,954
without me, are you?

1407
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:26,919
Bernadette, I'd like to suggest

1408
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,912
that while Elgin and Bee
are on their trip,

1409
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,229
that you and I...

1410
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:32,600
that you and I work together

1411
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,319
for a few weeks at Madrona Hill.

1412
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,520
(scoffs)

1413
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,030
The loony bin?

1414
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,176
DR. KURTZ: We don't call it that.

1415
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,634
BERNADETTE: Jesus Christ!

1416
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,996
You're shipping me off to a loony bin!

1417
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:48,958
Elgie, you-you're not!

1418
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,600
You need help, Bernadette.

1419
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,399
You know, a little R and R.

1420
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,914
R and R?

1421
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,190
So, what, you guys,

1422
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:57,396
y-you go on the trip

1423
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,995
and I get locked up at Madrona Hill?

1424
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,116
You, you can't do that.

1425
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,351
Ideally, we'd like you
to come voluntarily.

1426
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,113
Lock myself up?

1427
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,998
Oh, my God. You have no concept

1428
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:08,514
of how ill you actually are!

1429
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,034
Elgie, look at me!

1430
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,676
Yes, I am in the weeds,
but I can get myself out.

1431
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:18,914
(exhales)

1432
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,514
We can get out of this together.

1433
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:24,514
We don't need Colonel Kurtz here.

1434
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:43,915
I'm sorry, I've had to pee
since I got here.

1435
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,118
Or do I need doctor's permission?

1436
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,639
(breathing heavily)

1437
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,639
You know, she's been in there a while.

1438
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:34,115
Do you think that she's okay?

1439
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,393
Maybe we should go and check on her.

1440
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:40,390
Bernadette?

1441
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,120
Bernadette!

1442
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,839
I can hear the water running.

1443
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,036
DR. KURTZ: Miss Fox?

1444
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,496
- It's been a while.
- ELGIE: Is she okay?

1445
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,557
- (banging on door)
- DR. KURTZ: Miss Fox?

1446
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,075
- Bernadette?
- Miss Fox, can you hear me?

1447
01:04:57,160 --> 01:04:58,230
Step aside.

1448
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:04,077
(water running)

1449
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:05,514
(exhales heavily)

1450
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,474
I need your help, Audrey.

1451
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:27,349
Well, her car is still here.

1452
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,549
Everything's so screwed up.

1453
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,712
I am really, really sorry

1454
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:40,237
about your house

1455
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,436
and the sign.

1456
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,560
Don't worry. Nobody will look for me here.

1457
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:54,794
Look, I know I'm not your friend.

1458
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,313
I'm nobody's friend, let's face it.

1459
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,710
But when I was running from my house,

1460
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:04,634
I thought maybe I could come here.

1461
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,594
I have nowhere else to go.

1462
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:13,316
I don't... know anyone in Seattle.

1463
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,671
- (footsteps approaching)
- (knocking on door)

1464
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,115
(exhales)

1465
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,394
- Hi.
- Audrey.

1466
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,360
You'll never guess what happened.

1467
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,352
She disappeared. Bernadette.

1468
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:41,796
From an intervention
Elgie and I were just doing.

1469
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,917
That crazy bitch jumped out a window.

1470
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,036
What?

1471
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,336
'Cause Elgie's having to lock her up

1472
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,113
to save her from the Russian mafia.

1473
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:49,600
I'll tell you later.

1474
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,160
- Oh, my God.
- I know.

1475
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,833
That poor man.

1476
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:53,920
He has been through...

1477
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:55,720
so much.

1478
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:57,672
You have no idea.

1479
01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,877
So we're all out looking for her,

1480
01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:01,519
so I told Elgie I'd zip down here

1481
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,069
to see if she ran across
your yard or anything.

1482
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:05,674
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1483
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:07,274
Yeah. Sorry, I'm just, um...

1484
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:08,576
The house, you know,
I've just been cleaning a lot.

1485
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,954
- Oh, right.
- And I'm just tired.

1486
01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:11,440
Mud and all of it.

1487
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,558
But, um, but I will, uh,
let you know if I see her

1488
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,656
running through the streets

1489
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:16,936
with her arms flapping or something.

1490
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,110
- (chuckles)
- It's crazy.

1491
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,999
It's crazy. Oh, gosh, let me know.

1492
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,080
Come here.

1493
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:23,996
Yeah.

1494
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:26,913
- More details later.
- Okay.

1495
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,229
I wanna hear all of 'em.

1496
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:39,560
Nothing?

1497
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:42,794
Well, she didn't just vanish!

1498
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:45,791
We got 'em. I just got word.

1499
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,435
Manjula was apprehended
switching planes in Dubrovnik.

1500
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,919
This investigation is now closed.

1501
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,037
(chuckles) Really?

1502
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,190
What about Bernadette?

1503
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:57,673
She's not in any danger now.

1504
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,200
Oh, really?

1505
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,120
Well, from the Russians. (laughs)

1506
01:08:03,200 --> 01:08:04,600
We've, we've solved that problem.

1507
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,433
I have been struggling with Kyle.

1508
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:13,200
A lot.

1509
01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:16,191
I try with him, but...

1510
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:20,914
And he did not get into Lakewood.

1511
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,279
So we'll try public school next year.

1512
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:31,030
Well, I'm sure it's nicer
than Madrona Hill.

1513
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:33,376
You know what?
I'll switch places with you.

1514
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:34,800
(chuckles) I'll go to Madrona Hill.

1515
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:38,071
Yeah, you could probably use some R and R.

1516
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:39,355
(both chuckle)

1517
01:08:39,440 --> 01:08:40,776
All right. Well, then you stay here

1518
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,838
with my video-game-obsessed,
rude, pot-smoking son.

1519
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,991
Okay. Well, then you can have
my workaholic husband

1520
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,878
and his soon-to-be mistress admin.

1521
01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:49,536
Okay, well, only if you throw in Manjula,

1522
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,552
aka Sergei, the Russian identity thief.

1523
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:52,710
(both laugh)

1524
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,075
(groans softly)

1525
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,119
The most important thing
for you to understand

1526
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:02,549
is that it's not your fault.

1527
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,754
That wasn't even the question.

1528
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,754
Mom disappears into thin air

1529
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:08,877
right before Christmas without telling me?

1530
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:11,119
The truth is complicated, honey.

1531
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,038
There's just no way
one person can ever know

1532
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,520
everything about another person.

1533
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,000
Of course it's complicated.

1534
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:19,080
Just because it's complicated,

1535
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:21,200
just because you think
you can't ever know everything

1536
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,994
about another person,
it doesn't mean you can't try.

1537
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:26,713
It doesn't mean I can't try.

1538
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,916
ELGIE: I can't...

1539
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,536
It's a very complicated thing
that she's going...

1540
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,376
What are you doing with that?
Hey, listen to me.

1541
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:34,720
Your mom needs professional help.

1542
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:35,760
Stop, please.

1543
01:09:35,761 --> 01:09:37,320
Hey, I know you're upset, Buzzy, but...

1544
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:38,999
Don't call me that.

1545
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:40,673
Mom calls me that, not you.

1546
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:52,158
(instrumental music playing on speakers)

1547
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:53,336
FEMALE NARRATOR:
<i>In September of that year,</i>

1548
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,319
<i>Fox was awarded a MacArthur genius grant.</i>

1549
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:57,675
REPORTER: <i>So why her?</i>

1550
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,559
<i>Bernadette Fox is simply
the most exciting thing</i>

1551
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,233
<i>in the world of architecture right now.</i>

1552
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,549
<i>I think Bernadette stands out</i>

1553
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:05,313
<i>because no one knows exactly who she is.</i>

1554
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:07,952
<i>Is she an architect? Obviously.</i>

1555
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:09,599
<i>An inspired dumpster diver? Yeah.</i>

1556
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:10,976
REPORTER: <i>Any thoughts
about what you'll do</i>

1557
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,434
<i>with your grant money?</i>

1558
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:13,596
<i>I don't know.</i>

1559
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,273
<i>Start a new project, finish this one.</i>

1560
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:16,760
<i>You know, I got a lot of ideas.</i>

1561
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,115
NARRATOR: <i>Mills-Murray's house,</i>

1562
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,351
<i>the White Castle, was ready to move into</i>

1563
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:21,760
<i>before Fox and Walker</i>

1564
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,071
<i>had closed the walls
on the Twenty Mile House.</i>

1565
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:26,797
<i>The White Castle's crowning touch was</i>

1566
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:30,032
<i>a million dollars' worth
of California fan palms.</i>

1567
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:32,800
Yeah. Made it look more like
a Ritz-Carlton, if you ask me.

1568
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:34,896
I mean, she complained.
She complained and complained,

1569
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:35,878
but... (inhales sharply)

1570
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:37,712
That's just how it was.

1571
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,315
The <i>You Catch It, You Keep It</i> guy

1572
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:43,912
Ni... Nigel Miles-Mills

1573
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,639
is a douchebag.

1574
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,878
Bernadette called me and said
she wanted to list the house

1575
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:50,633
and find another piece of property.

1576
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,952
<i>And before I could even get it
on the market,</i>

1577
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:56,111
I got a call from this guy I knew

1578
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:57,270
who's a business manager,

1579
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,317
<i>and he just wanted to own the house</i>

1580
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:01,432
<i>that had won the Genius award.</i>

1581
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:02,720
You know, I just wish that you

1582
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:04,016
could have seen the two of them.

1583
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:06,316
<i>He was so proud of her.</i>

1584
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,869
<i>She had just won this big award</i>

1585
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,555
and made a killing on the house.

1586
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,715
<i>You know, what husband wouldn't be proud?</i>

1587
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:17,599
I didn't know it at the time,

1588
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:20,149
but the business manager

1589
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,711
was actually buying the house
for his client,

1590
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:24,840
who happened to be...

1591
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:26,960
<i>Nigel Mills-Murray.</i>

1592
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,995
<i>And to this day,</i>

1593
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:32,790
Nigel uses the site for overflow parking.

1594
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:35,416
NARRATOR: <i>The Twenty Mile House,</i>

1595
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,830
<i>which had taken three years to complete,</i>

1596
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,276
<i>took only a few hours to demolish.</i>

1597
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,789
<i>There was an outpouring of
grief in architecture circles</i>

1598
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:46,554
<i>as word spread that
the house had been destroyed.</i>

1599
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,233
Bernadette went AWOL.

1600
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,915
<i>I, um, had a ton of architects
sign a letter</i>

1601
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,354
<i>that got printed in the paper.</i>

1602
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:54,875
And the Landmark Commission got serious

1603
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,633
about preserving modern architecture,

1604
01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:57,915
which means that, you know,

1605
01:11:58,040 --> 01:11:59,640
there was some good that came out of it.

1606
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:09,115
School?

1607
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,270
Yeah.

1608
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,513
- Are you going to work?
- Yeah.

1609
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,913
Mom's missing and you're going to work?

1610
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:18,896
Well, what do you want me to do, Bee?

1611
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:20,877
I don't know, maybe look for her.

1612
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,394
Hey, Bee, listen...

1613
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:24,030
Mom will come back

1614
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:25,998
when she is ready to come back.

1615
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,756
She's... clearly going through something.

1616
01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:31,896
Yeah, she's going through
something you put her through.

1617
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,920
Hey, stop it.

1618
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:34,155
Listen to me.

1619
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,757
Mom has made her own choices.

1620
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:41,830
Instead of facing reality,
she chose to escape.

1621
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,440
And not for the first time.

1622
01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:45,239
She escaped from Los Angeles.

1623
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:47,437
She escapes any personal responsibility.

1624
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:50,160
And what did she do yesterday
when confronted with that fact

1625
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,913
from people who wanted to help her?

1626
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,434
She escaped...

1627
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:54,520
yet again.

1628
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,040
Look at me.

1629
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,600
We're gonna live our lives

1630
01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:05,271
and when she is ready to rejoin us...

1631
01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:08,440
she will.

1632
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:17,792
Why do you always set it so high?

1633
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:23,280
(sighs)

1634
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,351
Bee? Bee?

1635
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:29,477
Um, Miss Griffin, I wanted to tell you

1636
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:31,320
that the only reason
I wanted to go to Choate

1637
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:32,960
was because I saw some dumb documentary

1638
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,536
about how it's supposed to be
a really good school...

1639
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:36,472
Sweetheart, sweetheart, is your mom home?

1640
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:38,600
No, why?

1641
01:13:38,601 --> 01:13:40,319
She needed my help.

1642
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,896
I drove her to the airport last night.

1643
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:43,056
She said she thought you were

1644
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,673
on the same flight to Antarctica.

1645
01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,592
- You drove her to the airport?
- Yes.

1646
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:47,936
Do you know if she got on the flight?

1647
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,599
I don't know, honey. I don't know.

1648
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,510
I-I gave her some of my clothes
for the trip.

1649
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:53,829
Thank you. Thank you.

1650
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,234
Mom's in Antarctica.

1651
01:13:58,320 --> 01:13:59,278
- ELGIE: What?
- Yeah.

1652
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:01,431
Audrey drove her
to the airport last night.

1653
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:02,636
Audrey?

1654
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:03,870
Yeah. She told me.

1655
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,434
I really think Mom is gonna be

1656
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,760
on the trip we were gonna take.

1657
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:09,296
She'll be on the <i>Allegra,</i>
and I already checked,

1658
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:10,696
there's another ship called the <i>Louisa</i>

1659
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,916
that we can take
if we get down there in time.

1660
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,216
Both the ships are gonna be at this place

1661
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:15,754
called Port Lockroy on the same day.

1662
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:17,433
We can go down there and find Mom.

1663
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,435
You promised.

1664
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,190
You have to take me.

1665
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:27,793
And you like the fishing vest too, huh?

1666
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:38,513
[(breathing heavily]

1667
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,714
Oh. (breathing heavily)

1668
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,117
BEE: <i>Whatever you do, don't ever tell Mom</i>

1669
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,316
<i>you're bored.</i>

1670
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:09,397
<i>She'll be like, "Well, guess what?</i>

1671
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:10,755
<i>"It only gets more boring</i>

1672
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,513
<i>"and the sooner you learn it's on you</i>

1673
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,592
<i>"to make your own life interesting,</i>

1674
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:15,875
<i>the better off you'll be."</i>

1675
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:19,713
<i>I hope she's doing something
interesting right now.</i>

1676
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:22,599
(penguins warbling)

1677
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,376
CAPTAIN (over PA): <i>Many of you
are already on deck relishing</i>

1678
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,595
<i>the clear, still morning.</i>

1679
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:33,151
<i>The Zodiacs will begin loading at 9:30.</i>

1680
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:35,835
<i>And, of course, kayaks
are always available.</i>

1681
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,280
<i>Welcome to Antarctica.</i>

1682
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:22,117
(indistinct chatter)

1683
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,155
Hang on, ma'am.
Here's your flotation device.

1684
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:34,598
Oh, yes. I should probably
keep one of these on 24/7.

1685
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,080
And then you wanna line up
for the kayaking right over there.

1686
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:38,753
- Okay.
- Oh, no, thanks.

1687
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:40,640
Uh...

1688
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:43,432
Wait, do you have singles?

1689
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:45,000
Yeah. Of course we do.

1690
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,696
ELGIE: We have every reason to believe

1691
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:51,120
that my wife is on the <i>Allegra.</i>

1692
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,953
There was, uh, a misunderstanding

1693
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:54,280
about the departure date and...

1694
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,760
A misunderstanding?

1695
01:16:57,520 --> 01:16:59,159
Yes, a misunderstanding.

1696
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:00,456
And we want to meet up with her.

1697
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:01,536
BEE: Both ships are supposed to be

1698
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:03,119
at Port Lockroy on the same day.

1699
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:05,954
Look, everything depends
on weather conditions.

1700
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,997
So the idea of a scheduled itinerary

1701
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,117
with exact port calls doesn't really exist

1702
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:11,200
in the Antarctic.

1703
01:17:11,201 --> 01:17:13,032
Can you at least confirm for me

1704
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,839
that my wife is on that ship?

1705
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:16,274
I'm sorry.

1706
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:17,720
I can't release any information

1707
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:18,950
on passenger lists.

1708
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:20,679
Dad, it's fine.

1709
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,114
It'll be fine. Come on.

1710
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:29,199
(blowing)

1711
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:37,680
BECKY: Hello.

1712
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:42,156
Hey, who are you?

1713
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:47,751
Ah. Funny. I was just
wondering that myself.

1714
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,193
When you're in a boat in Antarctica

1715
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:53,600
and there's no night,

1716
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:56,075
who are you?

1717
01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,632
I-I'm thinking I'm a ghost

1718
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,110
on a ghost ship in a ghost land.

1719
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,514
You really need to be helping me

1720
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,319
take phytoplankton samples.

1721
01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,475
Come on.

1722
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:15,359
I'll take the water samples
and you can write my labels.

1723
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:18,471
Don't worry. I'll show you how.

1724
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:19,960
It doesn't take a genius.

1725
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:21,793
Here. Here.

1726
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:40,080
Dad...

1727
01:18:41,160 --> 01:18:42,514
I've come to a decision.

1728
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,434
Oh, yeah? What's that?

1729
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:47,759
I don't want to go to Choate anymore.

1730
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:49,718
I've been thinking about it a lot

1731
01:18:49,800 --> 01:18:51,792
and I know you and Mom
went to a prep school,

1732
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:53,794
and it sounded fun

1733
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:57,555
living in a dorm
and playing in the orchestra,

1734
01:18:57,640 --> 01:18:59,472
being independent and grown up,

1735
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,677
but I don't wanna do it. I just...

1736
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:04,076
I don't wanna go.

1737
01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:08,557
I only have four years
until I go off to college,

1738
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:12,151
so I figure what's the hurry to go?

1739
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,595
Okay, you don't have to do anything

1740
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:16,716
you don't wanna do.

1741
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,832
(chuckles) I kinda thought you'd be mad.

1742
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:22,997
P.S., prep school wasn't all that fun.

1743
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,436
That's what I thought. (chuckles softly)

1744
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,216
BECKY: A few other researchers
are bunking on the <i>Allegra</i>

1745
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,754
en route to Palmer Station,

1746
01:19:30,840 --> 01:19:33,355
where we're gonna live
for the next several months.

1747
01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:35,113
What's Palmer Station again?

1748
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,032
The scientific research center.

1749
01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:39,191
Oh, yeah. Yeah. I, I knew that.

1750
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,158
That was, uh, that's the southernmost spot

1751
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:43,357
that only scientists can go to.

1752
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:46,353
No, you're thinking
of the South Pole Station,

1753
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:47,856
which is the southernmost spot
on the planet.

1754
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:48,996
Oh.

1755
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,600
That's where I'm heading after Palmer.

1756
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,840
Actually, my ex-husband is a contractor

1757
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:57,389
and he's working on a proposal
for the dismantling of it.

1758
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:00,000
They're hoping to build a new one,

1759
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:01,753
but I don't know why.

1760
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:04,435
The old one's a geodesic dome.
It's very cool.

1761
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,560
What's the new station
gonna be built from?

1762
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:10,636
Who knows?

1763
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:13,110
He's only doing the bid
for tearing it down,

1764
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:14,950
which is appropriate.

1765
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,276
You're making sure to put
the station names on there too?

1766
01:20:22,480 --> 01:20:23,550
Yeah.

1767
01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:43,272
(bellows)

1768
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:45,039
(penguins warbling)

1769
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,869
CREW MEMBER (on PA):
<i>And we'll also have side trips</i>

1770
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:53,553
<i>going to Port Lockroy,</i>

1771
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:58,192
<i>a British military outpost
left over from World War Il.</i>

1772
01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:01,034
<i>It is now an Antarctic heritage museum</i>

1773
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:02,793
<i>where, believe it or not,</i>

1774
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,912
<i>a couple people actually live</i>

1775
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:07,595
<i>and run a gift shop and a post office.</i>

1776
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:09,433
<i>So you are all encouraged</i>

1777
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,354
<i>to go buy Antarctic penguin stamps</i>

1778
01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:13,954
<i>and mail letters home.</i>

1779
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:24,233
Can you take me to that ship?

1780
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:26,232
That, that ship over there?

1781
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:28,795
MAN: Only to Port Lockroy
and back on this trip. Sorry.

1782
01:21:47,480 --> 01:21:48,914
VIVIAN: All right, everyone,

1783
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,480
- come around.
- IRIS: Welcome.

1784
01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:51,755
- I'm Vivian.
- I'm Iris.

1785
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,071
Uh, don't forget to close
the door behind you because...

1786
01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,277
VIVIAN: Sneaky little penguins
are likely to get in

1787
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:57,430
and once they are in,

1788
01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:59,716
it is really hard to get them out.

1789
01:21:59,800 --> 01:22:00,800
Uh...

1790
01:22:00,801 --> 01:22:02,234
BOTH: Welcome to Port Lockroy.

1791
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:04,198
VIVIAN: Come on in. Come a bit closer.

1792
01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:06,033
During World War II, Port Lockroy was

1793
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:07,679
a secret outpost for the British...

1794
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:14,240
IRIS:...paid to turn Port Lockroy into...

1795
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:16,152
Where are the passengers from the <i>Allegra?</i>

1796
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,760
Um, the other cruise ship
passengers already left.

1797
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,234
VIVIAN: Oh, dear.

1798
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:24,073
WOMAN: Dear God, what's wrong with her?

1799
01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:28,750
Good morning.

1800
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,917
Hey. You're up early.

1801
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:32,320
Ready?

1802
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:34,350
Yeah.

1803
01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:37,156
BECKY: Okay...

1804
01:22:37,240 --> 01:22:39,357
So what's the ratio of men to women

1805
01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:41,113
overwintering in the South Pole?

1806
01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,919
BECKY: Uh, I don't know.

1807
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,313
I can let you know when I get back.

1808
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:51,151
(penguins warbling)

1809
01:23:02,440 --> 01:23:03,669
Antarctica sucks.

1810
01:23:04,440 --> 01:23:05,590
She's gonna get back to port

1811
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,672
and she's not gonna know
that we came for her.

1812
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:10,150
It's okay, we'll find her.
I'm not worried about that.

1813
01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:12,960
What are you worried about then?

1814
01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,992
What's gonna happen when we find her.

1815
01:23:17,440 --> 01:23:19,193
Mom is my best friend.

1816
01:23:19,280 --> 01:23:20,396
Hey, I know.

1817
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:25,878
I was only trying to get your mom help.

1818
01:23:27,080 --> 01:23:28,355
You have to believe that.

1819
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,399
Is it true that you got her
a Saint Bernadette medal?

1820
01:23:35,120 --> 01:23:36,713
(chuckles) Yes, it is.

1821
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,016
When she won the MacArthur grant?

1822
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:39,838
That's right. That was a long time ago.

1823
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,792
I didn't do it just
for the name. I told her...

1824
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:48,231
"It's Saint Bernadette,
Our Lady of Lourdes.

1825
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:53,430
"She had visions, 18 in all.

1826
01:23:55,120 --> 01:23:56,120
"Beeber...

1827
01:24:01,440 --> 01:24:03,750
"Beeber Bifocal was your first vision.

1828
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:05,320
"Twenty Mile House was your second.

1829
01:24:05,400 --> 01:24:06,595
"Here's to 16 more."

1830
01:24:09,440 --> 01:24:10,840
Oh, man.

1831
01:24:13,560 --> 01:24:15,597
I think I really failed Mom.

1832
01:24:18,840 --> 01:24:20,957
Sh... She's an artist...

1833
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,549
who stopped creating.

1834
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:27,360
I should have never let that happen.

1835
01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,000
Well, why did you?

1836
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:32,800
I don't know.

1837
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,997
I mean, I don't think I knew how

1838
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,355
to try to get...

1839
01:24:37,880 --> 01:24:40,554
an artist with, um, your mom's

1840
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:43,678
particular kind of genius to create.

1841
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:46,400
That's... gigantic.

1842
01:24:49,240 --> 01:24:53,439
I can understand how to teach
robots what people need...

1843
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:58,198
but I couldn't understand that
about your mom.

1844
01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:07,136
Have you noticed, by the way,
that I haven't been checking

1845
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:08,833
my email very much on this trip?

1846
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:10,756
No, not really.

1847
01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:16,191
Well, there is a huge reorg
going on at Microsoft.

1848
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:20,432
They're probably announcing it
while we sit on these rocks,

1849
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:24,040
but Samantha 2 is canceled.

1850
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:26,589
Canceled? What do you mean canceled?

1851
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,160
Well, um...

1852
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:32,875
They're folding Samantha 2 into games.

1853
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,536
Yeah, I know. I'm not
really interested in that,

1854
01:25:35,560 --> 01:25:36,835
so I said,

1855
01:25:36,920 --> 01:25:38,680
"You guys can go ahead
and do that yourself."

1856
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:41,600
Doesn't matter anyway.

1857
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:43,074
I turned in the old badge.

1858
01:25:44,440 --> 01:25:46,432
Dad's a free agent now.

1859
01:25:48,640 --> 01:25:50,136
I've never known you without your badge.

1860
01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:51,435
(laughs)

1861
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:53,794
Well, get used to it.

1862
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:56,399
I'm gonna be around a lot more now.

1863
01:25:57,280 --> 01:26:00,239
I would really like a shot
at designing that new station.

1864
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:02,232
- You're an architect?
- Well, no.

1865
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:03,834
I've never really considered myself

1866
01:26:03,920 --> 01:26:05,752
much of an architect, per se.

1867
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:07,877
I'm more of a, um...

1868
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:11,032
I'm more of a creative
problem solver with good taste

1869
01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,157
and a soft spot for logistical nightmares.

1870
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:14,560
(chuckles)

1871
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:16,393
Speaking of...

1872
01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:19,392
I really need to get to the South Pole.

1873
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:22,271
You know, check out the lay of the land.

1874
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:24,160
(laughs)

1875
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:25,475
Sorry.

1876
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:27,358
That's probably not happening.

1877
01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:28,440
(Bernadette laughs)

1878
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:30,955
No, that would be damn near impossible.

1879
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,597
- (laughs)
- Put it like this...

1880
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:35,416
I spent the last five years
writing my grant,

1881
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:37,636
and I'm just now getting there
for the first time.

1882
01:26:38,480 --> 01:26:40,119
It's the most competitive place

1883
01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:41,793
in the world for scientists.

1884
01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:45,440
Two more Pink Penguins?

1885
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:47,716
It's on me.

1886
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:48,916
- Yeah.
- Two more.

1887
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:50,912
Hey, two more. (chuckles)

1888
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:53,276
Yeah, why not? I don't leave
for a few hours anyway.

1889
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:54,840
Oh, where are you going?

1890
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,200
Uh, the <i>Allegra</i> is rendezvousing

1891
01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:57,520
with our marine research vessel.

1892
01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,313
That's how I'm getting to Palmer Station.

1893
01:28:02,320 --> 01:28:04,073
(warbling)

1894
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:07,800
BERNADETTE: <i>Absolutely.</i>

1895
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:10,670
I know I'm not authorized to, uh, be here,

1896
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:12,513
but, you know, I'll work for free.

1897
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,040
No job is too demeaning.

1898
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:15,600
Yeah, that's great, but guess what.

1899
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:17,680
There are people here

1900
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:19,176
who have come here
through proper channels.

1901
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:20,880
They have written approvals,
gotten grants.

1902
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:22,917
And you show up here unannounced,

1903
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,674
a stowaway, and you expect a spot?

1904
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:27,835
But I am an architect.

1905
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,680
That doesn't mean shit around here.

1906
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,632
I mean, I have Nobel Prize winners

1907
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:35,315
sanding and painting decks,
an economist on kitchen duty,

1908
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:38,359
and a television executive
who's studying fur seals.

1909
01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:40,591
And I've been helping Becky
with her research.

1910
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:43,917
(stammering) Yeah.
I'm, I'm sorry, Ellen. I just...

1911
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:46,469
I... I had no idea and...

1912
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,636
How would she get home?

1913
01:28:48,760 --> 01:28:51,070
We can stick her on the next ship out.

1914
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,136
Where's she gonna sleep?
Aren't all the beds accounted for?

1915
01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:54,355
That's what we always say.

1916
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:55,510
In the meantime,

1917
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,359
- I will hand you over to Mike.
- Uh-huh.

1918
01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,716
He is a former state senator from Boston

1919
01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:03,396
who wanted so badly
to spend time in Antarctica

1920
01:29:04,160 --> 01:29:05,880
that he trained to become
a diesel mechanic.

1921
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:09,554
All right.

1922
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:11,074
I'm letting you know now

1923
01:29:11,160 --> 01:29:13,072
because you're listed as her next of kin,

1924
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:16,159
but your wife's name is on
the <i>Allegra</i> passenger list.

1925
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:18,594
Good. Thank you.

1926
01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:20,911
Mr. Branch, your wife went missing

1927
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:22,520
somewhere in the Gerlache Strait.

1928
01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:26,551
What does that mean?

1929
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:29,360
Her last recorded activity was carding in

1930
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:31,750
from an excursion 26 hours ago.

1931
01:29:31,840 --> 01:29:32,990
She has since gone missing.

1932
01:29:34,760 --> 01:29:37,832
Okay, uh, Bernadette
really likes her privacy.

1933
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,435
The ship has been searched top to bottom.

1934
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:41,914
But she's gotta be somewhere.

1935
01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:45,994
This report is largely based
on the electronic signature

1936
01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:48,993
created by your wife's
magnetically coded ID card.

1937
01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:51,470
As you can see, on her last night,

1938
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:53,836
she ran up a large bar tab.

1939
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,196
It's like you're assuming
she's dead or something.

1940
01:29:57,120 --> 01:29:58,634
She just escaped again.

1941
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:03,351
To where? It's, it's not like
disappearing from Seattle.

1942
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:05,096
Out here, there's nowhere to go
but the boat that you're on.

1943
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:06,616
Where's she gonna stay?
Out there with the penguins?

1944
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,711
You're looking at the
Pink Penguins on her bar bill

1945
01:30:08,840 --> 01:30:10,280
and you're assuming she's depressed.

1946
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:12,376
What if she was having a good time?

1947
01:30:12,400 --> 01:30:14,392
How do you know
she wasn't celebrating, Dad?

1948
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,631
All right. Okay. I hope you're right, Bee.

1949
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:22,438
While you spent your whole life at work,

1950
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:25,155
Mom and I were having the best time ever.

1951
01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,354
We live for each other.

1952
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:31,560
And she would never do anything

1953
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:33,040
where she'd never see me again.

1954
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:36,478
(grunts) Got it. Yeah.

1955
01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:39,155
Okay. Now we can get this little...

1956
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:43,115
We gotta get the glow plug outta there.

1957
01:30:43,200 --> 01:30:44,296
- Do you have the crescent?
- Yep.

1958
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:45,549
- There you go.
- Thank you.

1959
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:50,076
Fox, come here.

1960
01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:57,916
I googled you. So why are you here?

1961
01:30:59,240 --> 01:31:02,916
I am trying not to be
a menace to society anymore.

1962
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:04,976
And, look, I probably did get
a little carried away,

1963
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,560
but, Ellen, I would really like a shot

1964
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:09,632
at designing this new station at 90 South.

1965
01:31:10,960 --> 01:31:12,360
What do you know about that?

1966
01:31:12,440 --> 01:31:14,671
Well, I, I know they're dismantling it,

1967
01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:16,479
and they're gonna build a new one.

1968
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:18,696
You know, anyone who's gonna
have a shot at redesigning it,

1969
01:31:18,720 --> 01:31:21,280
they're gonna have to go visit
and see it for themselves.

1970
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:23,871
No one just visits the South Pole.

1971
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:25,160
It's essential personnel only.

1972
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:26,839
And as far as I can make out, you fall

1973
01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:29,111
in that rather large category
of nonessential.

1974
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:30,998
It's just, the way I work

1975
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:32,878
is I have to inhabit a space, you know,

1976
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:35,236
before I can even begin designing it.

1977
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:37,789
Before I can discover what it needs to be.

1978
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:40,320
You know... God, just thinking
about it's got my heart racing.

1979
01:31:40,400 --> 01:31:41,720
- Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.

1980
01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:43,096
It's not the bad kind of heart racing,

1981
01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:44,236
as in, "I'm gonna die."

1982
01:31:44,320 --> 01:31:46,152
It's the good kind of heart racing,

1983
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:48,000
as in, "Hello, can I help you
with something?

1984
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:49,434
"'Cause if not step aside

1985
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:51,637
'cause I am about to kick
the shit out of life."

1986
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:55,671
Do you have any idea
what overwintering entails?

1987
01:31:56,360 --> 01:31:59,910
It's twice the challenge
anyone ever imagines going in.

1988
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:01,816
The only ones who can cut it
are the ones who have

1989
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:03,718
a little bit of
an antisocial streak in them.

1990
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:06,880
You have to be comfortable
spending a lot of time alone.

1991
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:09,594
You have to go for long
stretches without exercise.

1992
01:32:09,680 --> 01:32:11,592
Showers are few and far between.

1993
01:32:12,720 --> 01:32:14,376
Sounds like I've been in training for this

1994
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:15,720
for the last 20 years.

1995
01:32:17,400 --> 01:32:18,993
VIVIAN: All I wanted was South America.

1996
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:21,216
Are you gonna take that away from me too?

1997
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:22,754
World domination ain't pretty.

1998
01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:24,240
(softly) Oof.

1999
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:26,920
Where are we?

2000
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:30,030
IRIS: Um...

2001
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:34,240
Oh, I think we're dropping off
a researcher at Palmer Station.

2002
01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:37,555
Right now?

2003
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:39,279
We're at Palmer Station?

2004
01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:41,400
VIVIAN: Yeah, the cruise
companies always like to do

2005
01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:43,160
these transfers
in the middle of the night.

2006
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:44,478
Really?

2007
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:45,616
VIVIAN: Yeah, they just keep it hush-hush

2008
01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:47,393
so as not to bother the paying customers.

2009
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:53,176
See, Dad? It's Palmer Station right there.

2010
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:54,429
There's a ton of people there,

2011
01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:56,096
and I really think Mom is gonna be there.

2012
01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:57,960
We have to go and check
and see if she's there.

2013
01:32:59,280 --> 01:33:01,237
You wanna borrow a Zodiac and go find out?

2014
01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:02,496
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay, you wait here.

2015
01:33:02,520 --> 01:33:03,478
I'm gonna get my gear.

2016
01:33:03,480 --> 01:33:04,800
Ah! Don't go anywhere!

2017
01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:13,997
ELGIE: All right, look, um...

2018
01:33:14,080 --> 01:33:16,549
Just, uh, you know, act normal.

2019
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:18,313
- Look cool, all right?
- BEE: Yeah.

2020
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:27,514
Oh, crap. All right. I gotta
look for a place to dock.

2021
01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:30,479
Uh, just ram into the shore at full speed.

2022
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:32,270
You just gotta do that.

2023
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:34,829
- No, you don't.
- Yes, you do.

2024
01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,235
(sander whirring)

2025
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:41,560
Hey.

2026
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:45,280
Hey.

2027
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:49,320
Lucky for you, I'm partial
to weirdos and geniuses.

2028
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:53,115
I got you a spot on a Herc
from McMurdo to 90 South.

2029
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,317
You have to stand for
the whole three-hour flight

2030
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:56,816
next to powdered milk and jet fuel.

2031
01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,718
I'm fine with standing. (chuckles)

2032
01:33:58,800 --> 01:33:59,758
You say that.

2033
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:01,096
Do you have all your wisdom teeth?

2034
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:02,520
Uh, yeah.

2035
01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:03,600
No wisdom teeth.

2036
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:05,319
We once had to, uh, airlift out somebody

2037
01:34:05,400 --> 01:34:06,550
with infected wisdom teeth.

2038
01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:08,154
Do not ask me how much that cost.

2039
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:09,356
Oh, shit.

2040
01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:10,669
No, don't worry about it.

2041
01:34:10,760 --> 01:34:12,717
The <i>Laurence M. Gould</i> is loading up now.

2042
01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:14,456
And once you get to McMurdo,
we can get rid of 'em.

2043
01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:15,630
Oh, okay.

2044
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:17,234
We have a veterinarian from Pasadena

2045
01:34:17,320 --> 01:34:18,656
with a degree in equine dentistry.

2046
01:34:18,680 --> 01:34:20,592
- He's done it before.
- On which animal?

2047
01:34:20,680 --> 01:34:22,399
Volunteers can't be choosy.

2048
01:34:22,480 --> 01:34:24,437
And once you get to the South Pole,

2049
01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:25,680
you are there for five weeks.

2050
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:27,040
No going in or out.

2051
01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:30,113
Oh, God, this is so great.

2052
01:34:31,120 --> 01:34:32,696
Oh, the only thing I feel I have to do is

2053
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:34,120
I gotta run it by my family.

2054
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:35,600
You know, see they're okay with it.

2055
01:34:35,640 --> 01:34:37,632
- Do it.
- (exhales heavily)

2056
01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:39,439
- Hey.
- Yeah.

2057
01:34:40,200 --> 01:34:41,759
Thank you.

2058
01:34:46,040 --> 01:34:48,475
(whooping quietly)

2059
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:08,315
BEE: <i>Hi, you've reached
the archaic landline</i>

2060
01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:09,993
<i>of the Fox-Branch residence.</i>

2061
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,231
<i>Since my parents still won't
let me have a cell phone,</i>

2062
01:35:12,320 --> 01:35:14,357
<i>all my friends can leave messages here.</i>

2063
01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:16,557
- (answering machine beeps)
- Hey, Buzzy.

2064
01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:19,397
Hey... Elgie.

2065
01:35:20,240 --> 01:35:23,039
I'm sorry I haven't called,
but as you know,

2066
01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:24,952
my phone jumped off
the Tallahatchie Bridge

2067
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,440
and has not been seen since.

2068
01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:30,035
There's much more explanation
coming in our future,

2069
01:35:30,160 --> 01:35:32,311
but for now the headlines,

2070
01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:34,756
and it has been a busy news day.

2071
01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:39,793
I am about to head to McMurdo Station

2072
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:41,400
to have four wisdom teeth

2073
01:35:41,480 --> 01:35:43,472
voluntarily extracted by a veterinarian.

2074
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:46,029
So, I got that going for me.

2075
01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:50,711
(indistinct radio chatter)

2076
01:36:26,880 --> 01:36:31,352
(water dripping)

2077
01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:43,954
BERNADETTE: This crazy place
is a shifting ice sheet.

2078
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:45,360
And did you know

2079
01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:48,319
they have to reposition
the official South Pole marker

2080
01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,914
- because it can move...
- Shhh.

2081
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:51,719
BERNADETTE:...100 feet a year?

2082
01:36:52,760 --> 01:36:56,117
God, I might have to make
my building a wind-powered,

2083
01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:58,317
crab-walking igloo.

2084
01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:01,296
- I don't know. I'll figure it out.
- (whispers) She's building.

2085
01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:03,560
- That's what insomnia is for.
- She's making a building.

2086
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:06,599
The thing about it is, any structure built

2087
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:10,196
will have to be coordinated
out of the United States.

2088
01:37:10,280 --> 01:37:11,600
You know, I mean...

2089
01:37:11,720 --> 01:37:13,120
Every material down to the nail

2090
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:14,200
will have to be flown in.

2091
01:37:14,760 --> 01:37:17,594
Getting the supplies here
will be so costly

2092
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:20,115
that absolutely nothing can be wasted.

2093
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,160
You know, I've realized that none of what

2094
01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:26,550
has become of me is Seattle's fault.

2095
01:37:27,720 --> 01:37:28,836
Well, might be a little,

2096
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,798
but let's withhold final judgment

2097
01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:32,633
until I start being more of an artist

2098
01:37:32,720 --> 01:37:33,915
and less of a menace.

2099
01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:37,230
But I make you guys this one promise,

2100
01:37:37,760 --> 01:37:39,717
and it is a big one.

2101
01:37:39,800 --> 01:37:41,632
I will move forward.

2102
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:44,656
Oh, God, this is more of a conversation

2103
01:37:44,680 --> 01:37:45,909
than a message.

2104
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:50,040
Uh... But, listen, look um,
I have this one shot

2105
01:37:50,120 --> 01:37:51,873
to make it to the South Pole

2106
01:37:51,960 --> 01:37:55,271
and looks like we're leaving
in a couple of hours.

2107
01:37:56,240 --> 01:37:58,800
And I'll be gone for five weeks.

2108
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:01,395
But I will only go
if it's okay with you guys...

2109
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,680
so would you please call me?

2110
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:08,918
Um, here's the number I can be reached at.

2111
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:10,960
(sighs) It goes through Denver,
believe it or not.

2112
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:13,837
303-295...

2113
01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:14,920
Mom!

2114
01:38:16,480 --> 01:38:17,755
You can go!

2115
01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:18,876
Bee?

2116
01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:22,320
(Bernadette exclaiming)

2117
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,954
I knew I'd find you.

2118
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,070
God, how did you...

2119
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,593
How did you get here?

2120
01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:35,600
(Bernadette exclaiming)

2121
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:46,235
Dad brought you something.

2122
01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:50,040
He did?

2123
01:38:55,960 --> 01:38:57,314
(pocket opens)

2124
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:02,800
BEE: We decided

2125
01:39:03,560 --> 01:39:06,280
there's no way I could have
taken up all 16 miracles.

2126
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:14,880
ELGIE: Yep.

2127
01:39:15,480 --> 01:39:17,597
You got a lot more miracles left.

2128
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:32,995
(cries softly)

2129
01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:53,870
(Bernadette chuckles)

2130
01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:06,280
BEE: <i>Scientists always thought</i>

2131
01:40:06,360 --> 01:40:08,317
<i>gentoo penguins mated for life.</i>

2132
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:10,551
<i>But they recently discovered
that wasn't true,</i>

2133
01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:12,359
<i>and about 20 percent of them don't.</i>

2134
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:15,354
<i>The way I look at it then,</i>

2135
01:40:15,440 --> 01:40:17,432
<i>that means the ones
who stay together forever</i>

2136
01:40:17,520 --> 01:40:18,670
<i>are making a choice.</i>

2137
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:20,960
<i>Just like Mom and Dad.</i>

2138
01:40:39,320 --> 01:40:41,676
<i>♪ Lying in my bed ♪</i>

2139
01:40:41,760 --> 01:40:44,116
<i>♪ I hear the clock tick ♪</i>

2140
01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:46,112
<i>♪ And think of you ♪</i>

2141
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:49,633
<i>♪ Caught up in circles ♪</i>

2142
01:40:49,720 --> 01:40:53,509
<i>♪ Confusion is nothing new ♪</i>

2143
01:40:53,960 --> 01:40:57,397
<i>♪ Flashback, warm nights ♪</i>

2144
01:40:57,960 --> 01:41:00,270
<i>♪ Almost left behind ♪</i>

2145
01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:04,751
<i>♪ Suitcase of memories ♪</i>

2146
01:41:05,440 --> 01:41:06,635
<i>♪ Time after ♪</i>

2147
01:41:06,720 --> 01:41:08,552
<i>♪ Sometimes ♪</i>

2148
01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:10,120
<i>♪ You picture me ♪</i>

2149
01:41:10,200 --> 01:41:14,080
<i>♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪</i>

2150
01:41:14,160 --> 01:41:17,198
<i>♪ You're calling to me ♪</i>

2151
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:21,035
<i>♪ I can't hear what you've said ♪</i>

2152
01:41:21,120 --> 01:41:24,875
<i>♪ Then you say, "Go slow" ♪</i>

2153
01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:27,832
<i>♪ I fall behind ♪</i>

2154
01:41:29,400 --> 01:41:31,960
<i>♪ The second hand unwinds ♪</i>

2155
01:41:32,040 --> 01:41:33,759
<i>♪ If you're lost you can look ♪</i>

2156
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:35,797
<i>♪ And you will find me ♪</i>

2157
01:41:36,760 --> 01:41:38,877
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2158
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:41,357
<i>♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪</i>

2159
01:41:41,440 --> 01:41:43,238
<i>♪ I'll be waiting ♪</i>

2160
01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:45,997
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2161
01:41:46,720 --> 01:41:48,552
<i>♪ If you're lost you can look ♪</i>

2162
01:41:48,640 --> 01:41:50,438
<i>♪ And you will find me ♪</i>

2163
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:53,318
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2164
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:56,310
<i>♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪</i>

2165
01:41:56,400 --> 01:41:58,232
<i>♪ I will be waiting ♪</i>

2166
01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:00,638
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2167
01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:19,952
<i>♪ After my picture fades ♪</i>

2168
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:24,080
<i>♪ And darkness has turned to gray ♪</i>

2169
01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:27,352
<i>♪ Watching through windows ♪</i>

2170
01:42:27,440 --> 01:42:31,480
<i>♪ You're wondering if I'm okay ♪</i>

2171
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:34,553
<i>♪ Secrets stolen ♪</i>

2172
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:37,676
<i>♪ From deep inside ♪</i>

2173
01:42:39,320 --> 01:42:41,994
<i>♪ The drum beats out of time ♪</i>

2174
01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:43,753
<i>♪ If you're lost you can look ♪</i>

2175
01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:45,593
<i>♪ And you will find me ♪</i>

2176
01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:48,439
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2177
01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:51,197
<i>♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪</i>

2178
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:52,953
<i>♪ I'll be waiting ♪</i>

2179
01:42:53,920 --> 01:42:55,957
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2180
01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:15,198
<i>♪ You said, "Go slow" ♪</i>

2181
01:43:16,120 --> 01:43:18,112
<i>♪ I fall behind ♪</i>

2182
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:22,355
<i>♪ The second hand unwinds ♪</i>

2183
01:43:22,440 --> 01:43:24,159
<i>♪ If you're lost you can look ♪</i>

2184
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,072
<i>♪ And you will find me ♪</i>

2185
01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:29,032
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2186
01:43:29,760 --> 01:43:31,717
<i>♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪</i>

2187
01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:33,439
<i>♪ I'll be waiting ♪</i>

2188
01:43:34,440 --> 01:43:36,352
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2189
01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:38,872
<i>♪ If you're lost you can look ♪</i>

2190
01:43:38,960 --> 01:43:40,758
<i>♪ And you will find me ♪</i>

2191
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:43,712
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2192
01:43:44,440 --> 01:43:46,671
<i>♪ If you fall I will catch you ♪</i>

2193
01:43:46,760 --> 01:43:49,036
<i>♪ I will be waiting ♪</i>

2194
01:43:49,160 --> 01:43:51,038
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2195
01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:54,792
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2196
01:43:56,560 --> 01:43:58,517
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2197
01:44:00,200 --> 01:44:02,237
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2198
01:44:03,960 --> 01:44:05,792
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2199
01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:09,392
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2200
01:44:11,240 --> 01:44:13,118
<i>♪ Time after time ♪</i>

2201
01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:16,155
<i>♪ Time after ♪</i>

2202
01:44:18,520 --> 01:44:19,670
<i>♪ Time ♪</i>

2203
01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:56,552
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