1 00:01:24,166 --> 00:01:27,253 It was an honest mistake. She was trying to help. 2 00:01:27,336 --> 00:01:29,213 A little more help and I'll be dead. 3 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:33,385 She hates wearing her glasses. Says it makes her nose look big. 4 00:01:33,815 --> 00:01:38,069 You want to assassinate someone, vision is a basic requirement. 5 00:01:38,148 --> 00:01:42,669 It's like step one, pick a person to kill. Step two, kill that person. 6 00:01:42,753 --> 00:01:45,046 She won't last a month in the SHU. 7 00:01:45,131 --> 00:01:47,508 This is a royal fuck-up, girls. 8 00:01:47,591 --> 00:01:49,426 Vee is going to know that she is the target. 9 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,345 The whole family is in danger. 10 00:01:51,428 --> 00:01:56,308 Unless... we use it to our advantage. 11 00:01:56,392 --> 00:01:58,352 She doesn't know it was a mistake. 12 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:03,357 We tell her it's a warning shot. Don't fuck with Red. 13 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:07,486 Or a 79-year-old woman will shank someone you never met. 14 00:02:07,569 --> 00:02:09,405 That's how scary you are. 15 00:02:09,488 --> 00:02:13,825 Stab a stranger in the kidney just to send a message. 16 00:02:13,909 --> 00:02:18,664 If I was this Vee person, I'd think twice about pissing you off. 17 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:20,582 It's what Taslitz would want. 18 00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:24,670 Taslitz got us into this situation. We're not doubling down on that nonsense. 19 00:02:28,424 --> 00:02:32,052 We need to explain what happened... peacefully. 20 00:02:32,135 --> 00:02:33,345 A parley. 21 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:36,348 Parley? What are we, pirates? 22 00:02:36,432 --> 00:02:38,892 Well, one of us does have an octopus tattoo. 23 00:02:40,644 --> 00:02:43,063 Taping windows is not a good idea. 24 00:02:43,146 --> 00:02:45,191 It's in the emergency manual. 25 00:02:45,274 --> 00:02:46,983 Bad news, Hurricane Wanda. 26 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,570 You've been downgraded to a tropical storm. 27 00:02:49,653 --> 00:02:50,862 Hilarious. 28 00:02:50,946 --> 00:02:53,407 The weatherman said you're getting wider, though. 29 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:55,909 You could flatten a few trees when your ass hits land. 30 00:02:55,992 --> 00:02:57,828 Okay, Steve Harvey, we get it. 31 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:02,249 Last time we had leaks in room four and in intake and in the pharmacy. 32 00:03:03,459 --> 00:03:05,336 They did some patchwork over the summer, 33 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:09,005 but I am not optimistic about what's happening up there. 34 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,257 This place needs a new roof. 35 00:03:10,341 --> 00:03:13,051 Yeah, Fig is all over that. Don't worry. 36 00:03:13,134 --> 00:03:17,306 She's also getting us an espresso bar and a swimming pool. 37 00:03:47,878 --> 00:03:49,380 So much for learning your lesson, huh? 38 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:51,798 What lesson is that? 39 00:03:51,882 --> 00:03:53,884 I don't know, associating with the criminal element. 40 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,429 Girl, I am the criminal element, and so are you, last time I checked. 41 00:03:57,513 --> 00:03:58,722 You know what I mean. 42 00:03:58,805 --> 00:03:59,973 Man, don't start this again. 43 00:04:00,056 --> 00:04:01,725 Yo, she got you thrown in the SHU. 44 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,101 That wasn't her. 45 00:04:03,184 --> 00:04:05,687 That was this place coming down on me like it's done before, 46 00:04:05,771 --> 00:04:07,147 and it'll do it again. 47 00:04:09,566 --> 00:04:11,735 Something's gonna fuck you, you know? 48 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:15,656 The system, the man, Vee. 49 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,284 Can't do nothin' about it. 50 00:04:18,367 --> 00:04:20,827 At least Vee gives you back 10%. 51 00:04:21,912 --> 00:04:23,539 She took my friend. 52 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:25,957 And you gonna fight her forever? 53 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:30,086 Stop making things so hard for yourself. 54 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:40,221 You all right, Chapman? 55 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,351 Yeah. Yeah. 56 00:04:44,435 --> 00:04:45,811 Get to talk to your lawyer? 57 00:04:46,728 --> 00:04:49,898 I talked to one of his partners. He said that there's, um... 58 00:04:49,981 --> 00:04:51,817 he said that there's nothing that they can do. 59 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:55,153 He said prisoners get transferred all the time. 60 00:04:55,236 --> 00:04:58,239 Yeah, we got, like, 30 girls up from Pensacola last year 61 00:04:58,324 --> 00:05:00,742 when they had that tuberculosis scare. 62 00:05:00,826 --> 00:05:01,868 This isn't that. 63 00:05:01,952 --> 00:05:05,539 This is Fig fucking me personally. 64 00:05:05,622 --> 00:05:08,375 She's hated me ever since that stupid radio show. 65 00:05:08,459 --> 00:05:09,668 Mmm. 66 00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:11,670 But you, you got connections. 67 00:05:11,753 --> 00:05:14,381 Now, you can fight this. You got furlough. 68 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:16,550 I got furlough, and it's biting me in the ass. 69 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,093 Healy said that there's nothing he can do. 70 00:05:18,176 --> 00:05:22,305 He can't ask for any more special favors because it would look inappropriate. 71 00:05:24,307 --> 00:05:28,228 She buried me on that list with, like, a dozen other people. 72 00:05:30,522 --> 00:05:32,399 Ruiz has a new baby. 73 00:05:33,775 --> 00:05:36,903 Well, I'm gonna miss you... 'cause you were a decent person. 74 00:05:36,987 --> 00:05:38,238 And do you know what the worst part of it is? 75 00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:42,659 Telling my family and realizing that they actually sounded kind of relieved, 76 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:46,413 like they weren't gonna have to spend hours coming to visit me anymore, 77 00:05:46,497 --> 00:05:48,248 like they finally got their weekends back. 78 00:05:48,331 --> 00:05:50,208 I mean, you should've heard my mother. 79 00:05:50,291 --> 00:05:52,503 She sounded practically cheerful. 80 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:58,174 "Well... you only have eight months. It's not like that's forever." 81 00:05:58,258 --> 00:06:00,844 Eight months is forever. 82 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:05,348 It's like the less time you got, the slower it goes. 83 00:06:06,349 --> 00:06:08,560 All right, I got to go. 84 00:06:11,522 --> 00:06:12,564 Hey, Morello? 85 00:06:15,526 --> 00:06:19,029 You know, you were the first person that was nice to me when I got here. 86 00:06:20,739 --> 00:06:22,574 I was really scared. 87 00:06:24,242 --> 00:06:27,538 You made me feel like it was gonna be okay. 88 00:06:29,665 --> 00:06:34,878 Well, I am gonna remember that you said that... for my bad days. 89 00:06:43,804 --> 00:06:45,221 What's that supposed to be? 90 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,559 It's a black flag. International symbol for parley. 91 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:51,061 And what are we, pirates? 92 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:53,439 I don't banter. I'm an envoy. 93 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,901 The greenhouse. After work. 94 00:07:00,737 --> 00:07:04,199 I'll take two chicken noodles and a Neosporin. 95 00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:19,065 Fuck you. 96 00:08:27,991 --> 00:08:30,368 - Nice socks. - Thanks. 97 00:08:32,663 --> 00:08:35,206 I'd like to alert you 98 00:08:35,290 --> 00:08:38,293 to a couple of line items that feel a little wonky. 99 00:08:39,169 --> 00:08:40,754 Okay. 100 00:08:40,837 --> 00:08:42,380 For instance... 101 00:08:42,463 --> 00:08:47,385 we've got 80 grand here allocated to FitzCORE for the bathroom repair, 102 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:51,389 but I thought that was included in the fee we paid earlier 103 00:08:51,472 --> 00:08:54,350 for unspecified plumbing services. 104 00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,269 This is a much more extensive job. 105 00:08:56,352 --> 00:08:58,021 Right, I get that, 106 00:08:58,104 --> 00:09:01,191 but I feel like there's some overlap happening. 107 00:09:03,359 --> 00:09:05,779 You're doing great work, Hoffman. 108 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,656 Thanks. 109 00:09:07,739 --> 00:09:10,617 So, I think we should dig into this. 110 00:09:10,701 --> 00:09:15,038 Listen, my husband is having a fundraiser tonight. 111 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:18,959 Why don't you come as my guest? Have a couple cocktails. 112 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:21,419 The wife'll love it. 113 00:09:21,502 --> 00:09:24,005 I'm pretty sure Tiki Barber is gonna be there. 114 00:09:32,222 --> 00:09:33,599 How's it going? 115 00:09:38,729 --> 00:09:39,855 What, me? 116 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:43,399 I'm doing okay. Thanks for asking. 117 00:09:44,525 --> 00:09:47,570 You know, it's actually not possible for you to ignore me forever. 118 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:51,658 He moved. 119 00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:53,493 I'm sorry, I'm not following. 120 00:09:53,576 --> 00:09:56,663 The baby. He moved. 121 00:09:56,747 --> 00:10:00,333 When? Like now? Now? 122 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,753 This morning and again after lunch. 123 00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:03,962 He's really in there. 124 00:10:05,756 --> 00:10:07,173 Can I... 125 00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:10,093 Can't feel nothin' on the outside. He's too small. 126 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:13,221 Wait, you're calling it a "he." 127 00:10:13,304 --> 00:10:15,431 My right boob is larger than the other one. 128 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:21,021 Gloria says that means he's a boy, and... I also keep craving salty stuff. 129 00:10:21,104 --> 00:10:24,107 I... You know, I always wanted a boy, like... 130 00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:27,944 I mean, when I pictured it. 131 00:10:31,614 --> 00:10:35,493 How do you feel about, um... Frank... 132 00:10:35,576 --> 00:10:37,704 as a name? 133 00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:40,248 Frank? Like a hot dog? 134 00:10:40,331 --> 00:10:43,168 Ah, never mind. It's... 135 00:10:45,086 --> 00:10:46,713 It could be a girl, I guess. 136 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,926 Yeah. 137 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:53,386 Yeah, I guess. 138 00:11:07,525 --> 00:11:09,069 Oh, shit. 139 00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:12,488 I seem to recall you saying that she wasn't going to be a problem. 140 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,324 How do you know it was even her? 141 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,413 A child does childish things. 142 00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:23,291 That little broomstick just cost me serious money. 143 00:11:23,374 --> 00:11:25,251 Who's gonna pay me back? You? 144 00:11:25,335 --> 00:11:26,712 Look, I got no part in this. 145 00:11:26,795 --> 00:11:29,464 But you took responsibility. 146 00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:35,511 You think she'd be in here trashing my shit if it wasn't for you? 147 00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:38,932 What are you gonna do to her? 148 00:11:39,015 --> 00:11:42,853 I'm a businesswoman. I'm gonna do... 149 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,771 whatever it takes to neutralize the risk. 150 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:47,190 Don't get crazy, Vee. 151 00:11:47,273 --> 00:11:50,276 She could have an accident. That's one option. 152 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,737 What's gonna happen then? 153 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:55,281 The whole place goes on lockdown, the COs tossin' everything. 154 00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:56,491 That's bad for business. 155 00:11:57,743 --> 00:12:00,787 So, what's option two? 156 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:04,332 Take away her incentive to fight me, which is you. 157 00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:07,377 I can't have you around here anymore. 158 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,587 But I'm your girl. 159 00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:13,133 I've been loyal to you from day one. Ask anyone. 160 00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:14,425 I know that. 161 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:16,970 You see, this whole thing with your friend, 162 00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:20,390 it is bringing me down, it is attracting attention, 163 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,558 and I can't have it anymore. 164 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:24,978 I'll talk to her. I'll tell her to stay away from... 165 00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:27,814 Look at this mess. Look at this mess. 166 00:12:27,898 --> 00:12:29,900 She left this for anyone to see. 167 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:33,945 Now, what would've happened if a CO had come in here before me, huh? 168 00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:37,157 She would rather have you go to the fucking SHU 169 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,741 than see you working for me. 170 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:41,870 I'm sorry, Taystee. 171 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,581 You said you would protect me. 172 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,168 You said it was me and you together. 173 00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:50,711 I'm sure we'll see each other around. 174 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,634 Yo, who wants hot wings? 175 00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:01,389 Oh, why do you eat that shit? 176 00:13:01,472 --> 00:13:03,975 You know it's a scam to sell off the trash of the chicken? 177 00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:05,852 Delicious trash. 178 00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:08,438 We used to cut the wings off and throw 'em away. Did you know that? 179 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,357 Then somebody figured out if you smother 'em in sauce, 180 00:13:11,441 --> 00:13:13,234 you could talk people into thinking that they were good. 181 00:13:13,318 --> 00:13:14,694 You ever notice... 182 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:16,529 Girl, you ever notice 183 00:13:16,612 --> 00:13:21,409 that they don't ever put buffalo sauce on no other chicken parts? 184 00:13:21,492 --> 00:13:24,370 Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed. 185 00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:28,041 Yo, hang up the GTA and get in here. RJ! 186 00:13:28,124 --> 00:13:29,750 I thought you were gonna get Thai, you know, 187 00:13:29,835 --> 00:13:32,212 that curry soup with the noodles I like. 188 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,922 We had this conversation. 189 00:13:34,005 --> 00:13:37,884 You said that you didn't trust a man who wore flip-flops while he cooks. 190 00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,554 I'm tired, I guess. I haven't been sleeping lately. 191 00:13:41,637 --> 00:13:44,224 I told you it was pizza, man. 192 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:46,809 You worried about somethin'? 193 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,063 I sell smack. I'm always worried. 194 00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:53,233 Besides, my mattress is too hot. 195 00:13:53,316 --> 00:13:54,567 You sure you ain't sick? 196 00:13:55,902 --> 00:13:58,029 No, I'm not sick. Get outta here. I never get sick. 197 00:13:58,113 --> 00:14:00,156 You ain't sick, Vee. You just old. 198 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,493 I had an aunt who was always yelling and sweating. 199 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,411 Couldn't remember a damn thing. 200 00:14:05,495 --> 00:14:07,413 Turned out, it was the change. 201 00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:11,334 Oh, my God. 202 00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:15,755 I'm too young for that shit. 203 00:14:16,714 --> 00:14:18,091 I thought I had more time. 204 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:19,759 Hey, take it easy, now. 205 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:24,264 Oh, I am 50 years old. 206 00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:25,640 What the fuck have I done with my life? 207 00:14:25,723 --> 00:14:28,768 I should've rent to own. I should've got me a man! 208 00:14:28,851 --> 00:14:30,770 Well, you got us. 209 00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:34,565 How about you put off losing your mind until you get a good night's sleep, 210 00:14:34,649 --> 00:14:36,734 and then you see how you feel then? 211 00:14:36,817 --> 00:14:39,946 Okay, we all know Trance says the first dumb thing that come to his mind. 212 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:42,865 Shit, I don't even believe you 50. 213 00:14:44,242 --> 00:14:46,411 You're still as fine as the first day I met you. 214 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,621 Boy, you so full of shit. 215 00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:51,166 You always the smoothest bullshitter in this house. 216 00:14:51,249 --> 00:14:52,375 I'm serious, Vee. 217 00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:56,837 If you wasn't practically my mom, I don't know what might happen. 218 00:14:58,756 --> 00:15:01,092 Boy, you better get outta here. 219 00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:12,353 You have to talk to her, like, all the time. 220 00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:17,858 There's all these studies that say that if... if you don't talk to the baby, 221 00:15:17,943 --> 00:15:20,653 they end up, like, fucked by the time they're five. 222 00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:25,033 Talk to her. Sing to her. 223 00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:26,659 You got to promise me, okay? 224 00:15:26,742 --> 00:15:29,329 You'll read to her while I'm in Virginia. 225 00:15:29,412 --> 00:15:34,542 All right, I know you don't like to talk, but you gotta do it for her. 226 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:38,088 Oh, you hear me, baby girl? Huh? 227 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,549 I'm talking to you. That's right, I'm talking to you. 228 00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:43,718 You grab Daddy's face and you make him say shit 229 00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:46,179 so that you don't end up like me. 230 00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:52,935 Oh, this something new? 231 00:15:54,062 --> 00:15:57,523 You're supposed to keep your hips up. Keeps the sperm in. 232 00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:58,608 Hmm. 233 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,152 You should start getting ready. 234 00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:08,034 Hoffman's on to us. Not on to us, but suspicious. 235 00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:12,247 Nah, we're bulletproof on his end. Just don't make any mistakes. 236 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,458 I don't wanna do this anymore. 237 00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:17,918 It was fun at first, 238 00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:19,462 but now I'm not sleeping. 239 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,880 If I got caught, can you imagine? 240 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:23,633 Jesus, babe, you're getting cold feet now? 241 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,094 You know, you gotta play dirty if you wanna win. 242 00:16:26,177 --> 00:16:29,305 Rowley gets in office, he drives the whole state off a cliff. 243 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,515 I get it. 244 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,559 This is my career we're talking about. 245 00:16:33,643 --> 00:16:35,353 And my career? 246 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:46,031 Look, you know I totally support you, babe, in every way... 247 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:50,701 but you're assistant warden in a prison. 248 00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:54,539 This is the senate. Think of the doors it will open. 249 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,921 And maybe you'll get pregnant, right? Who knows? 250 00:17:03,673 --> 00:17:05,675 I held up my end of the deal. 251 00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:08,344 Now you hold up yours. 252 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,152 What the hell? 253 00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:32,285 Think about it, Vee. 254 00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:35,288 Do you really think I'd do something so stupid? 255 00:17:35,371 --> 00:17:39,250 No, you're not stupid. Just pathetic. 256 00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:42,712 Just sent an old fool to do a job that you're afraid to do. 257 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:51,721 That old fool did exactly what she was supposed to. 258 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,348 Send a warning. 259 00:17:53,431 --> 00:17:55,766 Fuck with me, I fuck back. 260 00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:59,854 Really? 'Cause you know what the message that I got was? 261 00:17:59,937 --> 00:18:01,106 You want a war. 262 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:05,151 Except you bungled the first shot. 263 00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:07,903 If she wanted to kill you, you'd be dead. 264 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,655 Do you... do you wanna go? 265 00:18:10,906 --> 00:18:12,825 You know the sad part is, 266 00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:15,786 I was actually gonna share this with you for old times' sake. 267 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:19,290 But now my feelings are hurt, 268 00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:21,459 so I'm just gonna take it. 269 00:18:21,542 --> 00:18:25,171 Oh, well... I hope you enjoy it. 270 00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:28,007 If your people can find the other end, of course. 271 00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:31,261 In the woods, in the middle of nowhere. 272 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:33,429 How's your son? 273 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,848 Yuri, right? 274 00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:39,560 Can you guess how many Yuri Reznikovs there are 275 00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:43,273 in a two-hour driving radius of Litchfield? 276 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,733 Come on, guess. 277 00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:46,817 You're full of shit. 278 00:18:46,901 --> 00:18:49,570 There's only one. 279 00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:55,743 2364 Kenwood Road, or is it 2346? I don't remember. 280 00:18:55,826 --> 00:19:00,248 But my boys tell me it's very nice. Green house, white trim. 281 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:07,380 You touch my son, I touch you. Every bruise, every mark the same. 282 00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:09,048 You gonna fight me yourself, Red, 283 00:19:09,131 --> 00:19:13,052 or are you gonna send your little army of midgets, 284 00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:15,721 crones to do it for you, huh? 285 00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:18,308 Norma, you might wanna talk some sense into your friend here. 286 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,810 Remind her of the last time that she fucked with me. 287 00:19:21,936 --> 00:19:23,646 Broken ribs. 288 00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:27,525 Punctured lung. 289 00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:31,612 You're proud of that, are you? We were friends. 290 00:19:31,696 --> 00:19:33,989 We were never friends. 291 00:19:41,622 --> 00:19:44,124 You'll regret that. 292 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:49,672 What is this? A tea party? What are you even doing out here? 293 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,257 We heard the alarm. 294 00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:55,052 It's not the lie-down-on-the-ground alarm, it's the weather-related-emergency alarm. 295 00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:57,430 Let's go. Get back to the building. 296 00:19:57,513 --> 00:20:00,225 And remind me to give you all shots. Let's go. 297 00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:06,897 How's your wife? 298 00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:10,276 Eh, she's stressed about the kid. 299 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,945 School wants to hold him back. She takes that shit personal. 300 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:17,742 Yeah, well, maybe you should take her someplace, you know? Florida. 301 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,785 And who'd look out for my pal, Vee? 302 00:20:19,869 --> 00:20:22,538 Tip her off to the action, round up her competition. 303 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,624 Your dedication is heartwarming. 304 00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:27,585 We're as close as can be, right? Till the money runs out. 305 00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:39,013 Oh, by the way, we busted a couple of supply guys across the bridge. 306 00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:40,890 They're bringing in this cheap shit from India. 307 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:44,184 Took down the whole setup, books, cash, everything. 308 00:20:44,269 --> 00:20:46,521 New York's Finest. 309 00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:48,314 Your boy RJ was on their drop list. 310 00:20:48,398 --> 00:20:50,816 Same address. I checked. 311 00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,653 You ask me, he's going into business for himself. 312 00:20:59,784 --> 00:21:02,745 Keep it moving, everyone. Nice and calm, we all stay dry. 313 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,581 Hey, man, how is rain coming out the toilet? 314 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,041 Can you explain me that? 315 00:21:07,124 --> 00:21:08,459 It's not rain. It's the lake. 316 00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:10,336 The sewer pipes are open, the lake overflows, 317 00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,004 ground water comes up through all the pipes. 318 00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:14,549 If it come down to swimming, I'm gonna save myself. 319 00:21:14,632 --> 00:21:16,551 I will stand on a bitch's head. 320 00:21:16,634 --> 00:21:20,305 Dorm A, C and F, report to the cafeteria. 321 00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:27,186 Wet-nap? What the fuck am I supposed to do with this, eat it? 322 00:21:27,269 --> 00:21:29,104 Probably tastes better than this. 323 00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,608 Butter pecan, and it's from, like, two years ago. 324 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:33,693 We get donations. 325 00:21:36,278 --> 00:21:37,780 You're killing us, Wanda. 326 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,170 Come on, we'll go over there. You bring your cards? 327 00:21:57,132 --> 00:22:00,428 Could be a long night. Got anything to help me get through it? 328 00:22:00,511 --> 00:22:04,724 Get away from me, kibble head. I am not in the mood. 329 00:22:07,643 --> 00:22:11,188 Pretty sure that this qualifies as unsafe working conditions. 330 00:22:11,271 --> 00:22:13,691 Oh, yeah, I'm sure OSHA's gonna be all over it. 331 00:22:15,693 --> 00:22:17,653 I don't know anything about generators. 332 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,405 The generator's on the roof. 333 00:22:19,489 --> 00:22:21,407 We have to get the pumps working so they'll push fuel up there. 334 00:22:21,491 --> 00:22:24,076 Also, I don't know anything about pumps. 335 00:22:24,159 --> 00:22:26,579 Hey, that's what he said. 336 00:22:26,662 --> 00:22:28,414 Come on, I can't make one stupid joke 337 00:22:28,498 --> 00:22:31,250 before I die from drowning and/or electrocution? 338 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,335 - Incoming. - Ugh! Good... 339 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:34,670 At least it's dead. 340 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:36,672 Think of his brothers heading upstairs to get dry. 341 00:22:37,548 --> 00:22:43,012 Okay, so tanks, pumps. 342 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,555 Let's get going. 343 00:22:44,639 --> 00:22:46,724 Man, how come nobody told me these things were down here? 344 00:22:46,807 --> 00:22:49,727 I could've been cornering the prison-hooch market. 345 00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:52,980 Look at this. They got taps built in and everything. 346 00:22:56,526 --> 00:23:00,320 Uh, Luschek? There's nothing in here. 347 00:23:01,864 --> 00:23:03,783 What the fuck? 348 00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:10,748 Both empty? 349 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,626 Fig again. Am I right? 350 00:23:16,211 --> 00:23:18,130 Now what? 351 00:23:18,213 --> 00:23:19,965 Threesome? 352 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,478 So, the irony is that Foucault's analysis of power structures 353 00:23:32,562 --> 00:23:33,646 ends up being an argument 354 00:23:33,729 --> 00:23:37,567 against the institutions of social inequality. 355 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,359 I mean, we talk about this all the time in the locker room. 356 00:23:39,444 --> 00:23:41,070 I don't know why this is so difficult. 357 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,657 So, then Jason says, "Let me talk to her." I know, right? 358 00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:46,617 But he will not be swayed, so I put him on, 359 00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:50,705 and he sits there on the phone with her for 20 minutes. 360 00:23:50,788 --> 00:23:53,958 I counted. Just listens to her whole story 361 00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:56,502 about the building permits and the whole thing with the snakes, 362 00:23:56,586 --> 00:23:58,796 and I do not know how he does it, but I swear to God, 363 00:23:58,879 --> 00:24:03,843 at the end of that conversation, she writes him a check for $30. 364 00:24:03,926 --> 00:24:07,555 And that's when I knew, this man belongs in Albany. 365 00:24:07,638 --> 00:24:09,348 Sorry, I need her for a minute. 366 00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:13,060 Oh, I'm so sorry. Excuse me. It's good to see you. 367 00:24:13,143 --> 00:24:15,605 Thank you. God, if I have to tell that story one more time... 368 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:18,440 Joe Caputo again. This makes call number six. 369 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:22,444 It's like having children. I swear, can't Mama have one night out? 370 00:24:23,571 --> 00:24:25,656 I guess I should call him back. 371 00:24:25,740 --> 00:24:27,449 FitzCORE just got here. 372 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:30,703 Oh. Good, we need this guy to pony up. 373 00:24:34,540 --> 00:24:38,043 Bob, so glad you made it. 374 00:24:38,127 --> 00:24:40,462 Randy, Michelle, I'm so sorry about the rain. 375 00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:41,714 I'm disappointed, Natalie. 376 00:24:41,797 --> 00:24:43,048 I thought for sure you'd figure out 377 00:24:43,132 --> 00:24:44,925 how to put the weather off until after tonight. 378 00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:47,970 I could do it right now, but it'd cost you extra. 379 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:50,180 I'm not complaining about the storm. Trust me. 380 00:24:50,264 --> 00:24:52,099 It's like money falling from the sky. 381 00:24:52,182 --> 00:24:55,728 I'm guessing that prison of yours is gonna need some very expensive repairs. 382 00:24:55,811 --> 00:24:58,313 I am guessing you're right. 383 00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,900 - Lobster slider? - Yes, please. 384 00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:18,042 This way. 385 00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:37,352 Ah. Here. 386 00:25:46,195 --> 00:25:49,574 We keep the fence between us, but we can all see each other. 387 00:25:49,657 --> 00:25:50,741 No surprises. 388 00:25:50,825 --> 00:25:53,703 You think she's gonna jump you tonight, 389 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:56,956 in front of five COs and 200 witnesses? 390 00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,541 This is not a sane person we are dealing with. 391 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:03,087 Oh, man. I mean, the spirit is willing and everything like that, 392 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:07,091 but we got a serious problem in terms of weight class, 393 00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:08,175 you know what I'm saying? 394 00:26:08,258 --> 00:26:11,178 We don't have the muscle, so we've got to be smarter. 395 00:26:11,261 --> 00:26:13,222 Great, we'll challenge them to a sudoku contest. 396 00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:14,807 Watch your tone, Gina. 397 00:26:16,558 --> 00:26:18,936 I want eyes on her all night. 398 00:26:19,019 --> 00:26:21,396 She doesn't move without us knowing about it. 399 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,564 Sleep in shifts. 400 00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:25,317 If you go somewhere, take a buddy. 401 00:26:31,573 --> 00:26:33,868 We supposed to be fightin' them? 402 00:26:33,951 --> 00:26:36,495 'Cause that's the Lollipop Guild over there. 403 00:26:36,578 --> 00:26:40,165 I don't know. Red's bringing all kinds of shit from the outside. 404 00:26:40,249 --> 00:26:43,836 I hear she got a Taser hidden away for just in case. 405 00:26:43,919 --> 00:26:47,256 Where exactly you think she hiding it? In her coochie? 406 00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:49,967 Taser would fit right in there. 407 00:26:51,051 --> 00:26:53,345 Red's not a fighter. She's a schemer. 408 00:26:53,428 --> 00:26:54,471 She makes a move, 409 00:26:54,554 --> 00:26:57,057 it'll take us a week to figure out it's her. 410 00:26:57,141 --> 00:27:02,187 Keep your eyes open. Don't talk to anyone that isn't us. 411 00:27:02,271 --> 00:27:04,439 All right, listen up! 412 00:27:05,315 --> 00:27:09,028 This building's pipes are now compromised by water, 413 00:27:09,111 --> 00:27:13,741 meaning there is absolutely no working plumbing whatsoever. 414 00:27:15,826 --> 00:27:18,328 So, for the time being, 415 00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:21,707 you're gonna answer nature's call in the honey bucket. 416 00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:23,208 Are you serious? 417 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:25,460 Four more just like it down the hallway. 418 00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:28,756 You check with the CO at the door, 419 00:27:28,839 --> 00:27:32,217 you do your business, you put the lid back on. 420 00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:36,847 Once it's halfway full, last person dumps it outside. 421 00:27:36,931 --> 00:27:38,432 Brings it back. 422 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:41,560 What if you gotta number two? 423 00:27:41,643 --> 00:27:43,813 You don't. Keep it clenched, ladies. 424 00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,981 Don't be the one to ruin it for everybody. 425 00:28:09,546 --> 00:28:11,716 This is so great in a way, you know? 426 00:28:11,799 --> 00:28:13,884 No separate dorms, no walls between us. 427 00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:15,260 Like, we're all just women 428 00:28:15,344 --> 00:28:17,304 having the shared experience of deprivation. 429 00:28:17,387 --> 00:28:20,474 Like, the hunger strike but bigger. 430 00:28:20,557 --> 00:28:24,269 Oh, my God, we should totally have a sing-along. 431 00:28:24,353 --> 00:28:27,231 ♪ I hate the world today ♪ 432 00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:31,526 ♪ You're so good to me, I know But I can't change ♪ 433 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:32,737 ♪ Tried to tell you ♪ 434 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:36,448 ♪ But you look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath ♪ 435 00:28:52,882 --> 00:28:55,009 Nutmeg. Nutmeg. 436 00:28:57,386 --> 00:29:00,222 - Nutmeg! - Bing-fucking-go. 437 00:29:06,561 --> 00:29:08,814 Whoa. 438 00:29:08,898 --> 00:29:11,441 How much we gotta eat to get gibbled? 439 00:29:11,525 --> 00:29:13,485 I don't know. A lot. 440 00:29:18,282 --> 00:29:20,742 - Hey, Mr. Healy. - Hey. 441 00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:23,078 - How are you? - Good, how are you? 442 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:26,456 - Good, do you have any snacks? - Sure, sure. 443 00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:29,626 Come on, take a seat in the trauma counseling center. 444 00:29:32,546 --> 00:29:34,214 So, is the storm scaring you? 445 00:29:35,757 --> 00:29:37,176 Making you feel out of control? 446 00:29:37,259 --> 00:29:41,471 Not at all. I just feel, like, hungry, like, for some snacks. 447 00:29:41,555 --> 00:29:42,597 Oh, yeah? 448 00:29:43,808 --> 00:29:46,143 We got some snack food here. 449 00:29:46,226 --> 00:29:49,814 - Oh, yes! Thank you. - You're welcome. 450 00:29:49,897 --> 00:29:53,025 Do you want some water? It's important to hydrate. 451 00:29:53,108 --> 00:29:54,109 No, no, no, no, no. 452 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:57,279 There's this whole bucket situation that I'm trying to avoid. 453 00:29:59,281 --> 00:30:01,491 Um, hey... 454 00:30:01,575 --> 00:30:05,204 is it okay if I take a few of these for my neighbor? 455 00:30:05,287 --> 00:30:08,748 'Cause she's a lesbian, and I just wanna, like, distract her. 456 00:30:08,833 --> 00:30:10,876 Which lesbian is that? 457 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,253 With the fat stomach and the haircut. 458 00:30:13,337 --> 00:30:15,214 Black? She's, like, the worst one. 459 00:30:15,297 --> 00:30:16,298 No, she's white. 460 00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:19,384 You know you can't say that shit around here. Trust me... 461 00:30:19,468 --> 00:30:21,720 No. No, no, no. 462 00:30:21,803 --> 00:30:25,640 You're talking about Boo. "Black" is her last name. 463 00:30:26,683 --> 00:30:28,352 You should stay away from her. 464 00:30:28,435 --> 00:30:30,312 You think I can't handle myself? 465 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,814 I will say this. 466 00:30:32,898 --> 00:30:36,776 She's got some sick, like, tattoos, like her ink. 467 00:30:36,861 --> 00:30:37,862 Have you seen it? 468 00:30:37,945 --> 00:30:39,864 That's how they get you. 469 00:30:39,947 --> 00:30:42,992 Being cool, doing cool things, 470 00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:45,827 and before you know it, you're part of their agenda. 471 00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,038 What? 472 00:30:48,122 --> 00:30:52,709 You know, you should read this book. It's called The End of Men. 473 00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:56,130 In it they talk about how, pretty soon, men are gonna become irrelevant. 474 00:30:56,213 --> 00:30:58,632 Now women are more educated, 475 00:30:58,715 --> 00:31:03,095 they're gonna make more money and pretty much run everything. 476 00:31:03,178 --> 00:31:04,930 - Really? - Mmm. 477 00:31:05,014 --> 00:31:07,432 Well, then, who would, like, be the President? 478 00:31:07,516 --> 00:31:08,934 Exactly. 479 00:31:09,018 --> 00:31:11,311 It's the lesbians that started this whole thing. 480 00:31:12,646 --> 00:31:16,525 They're making babies out of a tube. 481 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:20,112 That's why they're walking around all the time like they're better. 482 00:31:20,195 --> 00:31:23,782 Waiting for us to go obsolete. That's what they're doing. 483 00:31:23,865 --> 00:31:25,284 No offense, 484 00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:30,039 but, uh, men being in charge has never done me any good. 485 00:31:31,916 --> 00:31:33,833 Well, are you eating free cookies? 486 00:31:35,335 --> 00:31:36,378 Yes. 487 00:31:36,461 --> 00:31:38,630 You should think about that before you get ideas. 488 00:32:16,293 --> 00:32:17,336 Boo! 489 00:32:30,807 --> 00:32:33,560 Yo, hold the fuck on. 490 00:32:33,643 --> 00:32:34,728 Who the fuck is this? 491 00:32:43,903 --> 00:32:48,533 I've been hearing some very troubling shit on the street about you, my young friend. 492 00:32:48,617 --> 00:32:49,868 Come on, Vee, it's late. 493 00:32:51,286 --> 00:32:56,083 Damn, you got some nice shit up in here. Is that a new TV? 494 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,876 - What if it is? - Yeah? 495 00:32:57,959 --> 00:33:00,670 I don't remember handing you this kind of cash. 496 00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:02,131 Got a friend that hooks me up. 497 00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,715 A friend, huh? 498 00:33:03,798 --> 00:33:06,301 'Cause what I hear... 499 00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:09,721 you been going into business for yourself on the sly. 500 00:33:09,804 --> 00:33:11,556 My customers, 501 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,100 my corners. 502 00:33:15,852 --> 00:33:19,398 Yo, look, Vee, I've been running for you a long time, right? 503 00:33:19,481 --> 00:33:22,067 You took me out of foster and raised me from a kid, 504 00:33:22,151 --> 00:33:24,278 but I'm grown now. 505 00:33:24,361 --> 00:33:26,155 It's time for me to go out on my own. 506 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:30,909 So, you wanna compete with me on my own fucking turf, you motherfucker? 507 00:33:30,992 --> 00:33:34,496 Come on, now, Vee! Think I'm gonna play you hard like that? 508 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:37,457 Look, I'm sorry, okay? I should've told you. 509 00:33:39,293 --> 00:33:40,877 I guess I was kind of scared. 510 00:33:42,087 --> 00:33:45,840 You know, but how's this? I'll give you a percentage. 511 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:46,925 Whatever you want. 512 00:33:47,008 --> 00:33:49,844 Look, I ain't trying to game you, Vee, I swear. 513 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:52,097 It hurts me you even thinking I would. 514 00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:55,600 Come on, now. 515 00:34:00,397 --> 00:34:01,815 Okay. 516 00:34:06,195 --> 00:34:07,862 Shit. Okay. 517 00:34:11,408 --> 00:34:15,620 Oh, God damn, I must be going soft, 'cause you always were my favorite. 518 00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:18,748 Yeah, I kind of got that feeling. 519 00:34:18,832 --> 00:34:21,626 Yeah, ever since you were a little boy. 520 00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:24,754 But you're a man now. 521 00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,676 Guess I am. 522 00:34:31,845 --> 00:34:33,847 A man who loves his mama. 523 00:35:06,087 --> 00:35:07,297 Hey. 524 00:35:12,051 --> 00:35:15,472 You know... I'm being transferred, too... 525 00:35:17,266 --> 00:35:18,933 so at least we'll know each other. 526 00:35:20,644 --> 00:35:22,687 We don't know each other. 527 00:35:25,274 --> 00:35:28,527 I know, I just meant at least we'll both be from the same place. 528 00:35:30,987 --> 00:35:33,282 And I can see why you wouldn't give a shit about that. 529 00:35:34,658 --> 00:35:36,075 How much time do you have? 530 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,620 - Six years. - Fuck. 531 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:42,582 I saw you with your boyfriend. 532 00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:45,794 Seems like he loves you a lot, huh? 533 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,837 Fuck him. 534 00:35:50,465 --> 00:35:52,467 I'm gonna come home finally, 535 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:56,846 my baby'll be in the first grade calling some other puta "Mommy." 536 00:36:01,601 --> 00:36:03,312 Men can't help it. 537 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,606 They're weak. 538 00:36:06,690 --> 00:36:07,982 Bam. Bam. 539 00:36:08,942 --> 00:36:11,570 Okay. Bam, bam. 540 00:36:16,491 --> 00:36:18,452 - Hey. - Hmm? 541 00:36:18,535 --> 00:36:20,287 How's this whole "agenda" thing work? 542 00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:23,081 I got a lot of those. Specify. 543 00:36:23,164 --> 00:36:26,084 The gay agenda to take over the world? 544 00:36:30,046 --> 00:36:31,840 Okay. 545 00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:34,801 First of all, keep your voice down. 546 00:36:34,884 --> 00:36:37,178 This shit is top secret. 547 00:36:39,889 --> 00:36:42,016 Are you gonna let all the men die out? 548 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,353 Oh, fuck, no, we need slaves. 549 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:47,856 You know, bookkeeping, janitorial, fetch and carry, that kind of shit. 550 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:50,442 Yeah, what about for sex? 551 00:36:50,525 --> 00:36:53,862 'Cause I know I like how they smell kind of funky 552 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:56,615 and they're big and they have dicks and all that. 553 00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:59,701 Well, maybe... 554 00:37:00,952 --> 00:37:03,330 but when you're done, you gotta toss 'em away like trash. 555 00:37:03,413 --> 00:37:04,956 I mean, the whole point of this 556 00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:08,293 is chicks digging each other and being in charge. 557 00:37:10,879 --> 00:37:12,381 Let's say I wanna join, right? 558 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:14,215 Okay, let's say that. 559 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,135 Shh. 560 00:37:17,218 --> 00:37:20,889 Would I have to do anything disgusting against the word of God? 561 00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:23,600 You know? 562 00:37:25,059 --> 00:37:28,062 I'm talking about eating pussy, if you catch my drift. 563 00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:30,440 Yeah, I hear you. 564 00:37:30,524 --> 00:37:32,942 And that is a big part of it, I'm not gonna lie. 565 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:36,821 But since you have these religious convictions, 566 00:37:37,572 --> 00:37:40,325 eh, we can probably give you an exemption. I mean, we're not unreasonable. 567 00:37:40,409 --> 00:37:42,411 - Really? That'd be great. - Mmm. 568 00:37:44,579 --> 00:37:47,248 Of course, you're still gonna have to go through the initiation. 569 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,584 - Yeah, I figured. - Yeah. 570 00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:56,466 Fuck, marry, kill. Caputo, Bennett, O'Neill. 571 00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:57,551 Oh, shit, that's easy, girl. 572 00:37:57,634 --> 00:37:59,010 I'd love to get me a piece of that Bennett. 573 00:37:59,093 --> 00:38:01,012 Even with the stumpy stump? 574 00:38:01,095 --> 00:38:04,182 Girl, that's when the shit gets interesting. 575 00:38:04,265 --> 00:38:07,686 It's the dudes like that think they doing you a favor. 576 00:38:07,769 --> 00:38:09,771 - I'd fuck Caputo. - Mmm. Huh? 577 00:38:09,854 --> 00:38:12,065 Yeah, I like me a mustache. 578 00:38:12,148 --> 00:38:15,402 Tickles in a good way. Ohh! 579 00:38:15,485 --> 00:38:18,071 And he always be looking so sad. 580 00:38:18,154 --> 00:38:20,865 Bet he work extra hard. 581 00:38:20,949 --> 00:38:23,034 Uh-huh. Uh. Uh. 582 00:38:25,244 --> 00:38:26,245 Yep. 583 00:38:28,164 --> 00:38:29,583 Yo, I got one. 584 00:38:29,666 --> 00:38:33,294 Fuck, marry, kill... the Huxtables. 585 00:38:35,254 --> 00:38:38,132 You know, we're kind of busy right now. 586 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:40,885 Y'all ain't even gonna talk to me? 587 00:38:40,969 --> 00:38:42,804 She said she'd move me back to sales. 588 00:38:45,765 --> 00:38:47,016 I didn't even do nothin'. 589 00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,394 We're busy. 590 00:39:03,282 --> 00:39:05,034 There's too many people in here. 591 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,162 It's making the air feel weird. 592 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:09,706 Just mostly farts. 593 00:39:09,789 --> 00:39:11,750 No, it's like I can't breathe. 594 00:39:16,796 --> 00:39:18,382 I can't breathe. 595 00:39:19,508 --> 00:39:22,636 My baby can't breathe. Turn on the lights. 596 00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,554 There's no lights. It's gonna be okay. 597 00:39:24,638 --> 00:39:26,890 I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here. 598 00:39:26,973 --> 00:39:29,684 - Shh! - I can't breathe. I can't breathe! 599 00:39:30,894 --> 00:39:32,145 It's okay. 600 00:39:33,354 --> 00:39:36,357 You picked up. I guess 11 is my lucky number. 601 00:39:36,441 --> 00:39:38,359 Why are you calling? 602 00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:41,946 Because it's pitch black and people are pissing in buckets, 603 00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:44,783 and when I say "people," I'm also talking about me. 604 00:39:44,866 --> 00:39:46,576 The electric gate won't open, 605 00:39:46,660 --> 00:39:49,120 there's a river running through the fucking laundry. 606 00:39:49,203 --> 00:39:52,749 The roads are washed out. What do you expect me to do right now? 607 00:39:52,832 --> 00:39:55,126 - Do I hear light jazz? - Yes, you do, Joe, 608 00:39:55,209 --> 00:39:57,796 because I am at a cocktail party on the Upper West Side, 609 00:39:57,879 --> 00:40:00,089 drinking Sazeracs with the New York Giants. 610 00:40:00,173 --> 00:40:01,675 Is that what you wanted to hear? 611 00:40:01,758 --> 00:40:04,803 I am sorry, but you're gonna have to ride this shit out. 612 00:40:04,886 --> 00:40:06,471 We will talk about it in the morning. 613 00:40:06,555 --> 00:40:09,599 Oh, I guarantee we're gonna talk about it. 614 00:40:09,683 --> 00:40:13,227 We are gonna talk about how your shitty excuse for management 615 00:40:13,311 --> 00:40:15,480 has fucked me for the last fucking time. 616 00:40:15,564 --> 00:40:17,148 You think you could do a better job? 617 00:40:17,231 --> 00:40:19,651 'Cause if we look at the evidence from, say, the last few weeks... 618 00:40:19,734 --> 00:40:20,985 I'm saying that maybe 619 00:40:21,069 --> 00:40:25,073 someone who came up a different path from Warden's secretary, 620 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,158 who kissed ass and gave neck massages, 621 00:40:27,241 --> 00:40:30,411 might've remembered to order diesel for the backup genny. 622 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:32,706 Okay. 623 00:40:33,582 --> 00:40:34,791 So, we will be discussing 624 00:40:34,874 --> 00:40:37,586 the future of your career at the DOC when I get back, 625 00:40:37,669 --> 00:40:41,130 but for now, I need you to suck it the fuck up, 626 00:40:41,214 --> 00:40:45,009 ride this out, stop crying, 627 00:40:45,093 --> 00:40:47,261 and stop calling me. 628 00:40:48,304 --> 00:40:50,849 Hello? 629 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,732 Five minutes left for the silent auction! 630 00:40:58,815 --> 00:41:00,191 Think of a happy place. Someplace nice, 631 00:41:00,274 --> 00:41:03,152 like a beautiful beach, or like a mountain, or... 632 00:41:03,236 --> 00:41:04,571 Does she like beaches or mountains or... 633 00:41:04,654 --> 00:41:07,741 I don't... She likes the comic book store on Morris Park. 634 00:41:07,824 --> 00:41:10,076 Okay, yeah, so comics. There's comics everywhere. 635 00:41:10,159 --> 00:41:12,203 Just a sea of comics as far as your eye can see. 636 00:41:12,286 --> 00:41:15,707 A cocoon of comic books just comforting you. 637 00:41:15,790 --> 00:41:17,208 On your feet, Diaz. 638 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:18,752 Hey, come on, man, she's not doing well. 639 00:41:18,835 --> 00:41:19,961 I said, get up! 640 00:41:20,044 --> 00:41:22,255 Do you really have to be a dick right now? 641 00:41:25,258 --> 00:41:27,426 Jumping jacks. 20. Go. 642 00:41:27,511 --> 00:41:28,512 I can't. 643 00:41:28,595 --> 00:41:31,264 - You defying an officer? - Do it. 644 00:41:35,309 --> 00:41:37,979 One, two, two, three... 645 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:39,814 You gonna do something? 646 00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:42,901 I'm gonna get Caputo. 647 00:41:42,984 --> 00:41:48,364 - Out loud. - ... six, seven, eight, nine... 648 00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:53,411 Keep breathin'. Count your breaths. 649 00:41:55,204 --> 00:41:56,455 Yeah, okay. 650 00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:08,259 Incoming. 651 00:42:10,178 --> 00:42:11,262 Can I help? 652 00:42:11,345 --> 00:42:14,015 It's PB and J. I feel like I got this. 653 00:42:16,768 --> 00:42:18,853 You're putting the jelly too close to the edges. 654 00:42:18,937 --> 00:42:22,065 You got to even it out, or it leaks. 655 00:42:22,148 --> 00:42:23,191 Is this happening? 656 00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:29,363 - What do you want? - Nothing. 657 00:42:30,990 --> 00:42:32,533 Practically nothing. 658 00:42:34,410 --> 00:42:36,495 You've got the keys to the knife cage? 659 00:42:36,580 --> 00:42:38,998 Just drop them on the ground, find them again later. 660 00:42:39,082 --> 00:42:41,125 It's an easy mistake. 661 00:42:41,209 --> 00:42:43,795 It's for self-defense. 662 00:42:43,878 --> 00:42:46,798 And when a knife comes up missing, what do you think's gonna happen to me? 663 00:42:46,881 --> 00:42:50,885 "Oh, she lost the keys, so let's go easy on her ass." 664 00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:52,679 She's going to kill me, Mendoza. 665 00:42:52,762 --> 00:42:55,640 What, in front of the whole prison? Man, you are paranoid as shit. 666 00:42:55,724 --> 00:42:59,603 Fine, forget the knife. Just give me something sharp. 667 00:42:59,686 --> 00:43:01,270 The cheese grater. 668 00:43:01,354 --> 00:43:03,397 She's really bumming me out. 669 00:43:04,565 --> 00:43:07,318 You used to be something, you know that, Red? 670 00:43:07,401 --> 00:43:11,447 Now you lost your damn mind. And it's sad. 671 00:43:11,530 --> 00:43:14,909 She don't need to fight you, 'cause she already won. 672 00:43:46,691 --> 00:43:48,777 Miss Rosa? 673 00:43:48,860 --> 00:43:51,863 Oh, jeez. All right. Hey, hey. 674 00:43:51,946 --> 00:43:53,990 I'm not dead yet. 675 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:57,451 If that's what's itching you. 676 00:43:57,535 --> 00:44:00,413 No. No, I thought... 677 00:44:00,496 --> 00:44:03,249 I mean, I know it's not looking so good. 678 00:44:04,793 --> 00:44:08,087 It's not the dying that's the bad part. 679 00:44:10,506 --> 00:44:13,885 It's that I gotta do it here, you know? 680 00:44:16,595 --> 00:44:21,392 The last thing I'm gonna see... is you assholes. 681 00:45:00,348 --> 00:45:02,100 You scared me for a minute there. 682 00:45:02,183 --> 00:45:04,352 What's gonna happen when she's born? 683 00:45:07,063 --> 00:45:08,689 Um... 684 00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:11,025 Well, they'll let your mom's family take her. 685 00:45:12,235 --> 00:45:13,945 I can go see her sometimes. 686 00:45:14,028 --> 00:45:15,654 And then what? 687 00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:19,408 You gonna tell her you're her daddy? 688 00:45:19,492 --> 00:45:21,452 But she needs to keep her mouth shut 689 00:45:21,535 --> 00:45:25,123 because everybody thinks that she has a different daddy? 690 00:45:25,206 --> 00:45:29,252 And that daddy's in jail because he put his dick in Mommy... 691 00:45:30,879 --> 00:45:32,546 but be cool? 692 00:45:38,887 --> 00:45:42,598 I should never have given you that gum... should I? 693 00:45:43,892 --> 00:45:45,726 You did a lot of stupid things. 694 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:50,815 And so did I. It was both of us. 695 00:45:52,275 --> 00:45:54,110 But it doesn't matter anymore. 696 00:45:55,153 --> 00:45:57,738 We have to do what's best for the kid. 697 00:45:57,822 --> 00:45:59,323 Which is what? 698 00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:02,535 Confess. 699 00:46:02,618 --> 00:46:05,246 - And go to prison? - Yeah. 700 00:46:05,329 --> 00:46:08,666 Go to prison. Do your time. 701 00:46:08,749 --> 00:46:10,334 I'll tell him I love you. 702 00:46:10,418 --> 00:46:15,339 We'll both get out in a few years, we're done with this place, 703 00:46:15,423 --> 00:46:16,925 we're a family. 704 00:46:22,096 --> 00:46:23,097 Or... 705 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:27,101 walk away. 706 00:46:28,602 --> 00:46:30,438 I won't blame you. 707 00:46:31,647 --> 00:46:33,817 Get a fresh start. 708 00:46:33,900 --> 00:46:35,651 It's like this never happened. 709 00:46:36,610 --> 00:46:38,905 This whole mess is on Mendez. 710 00:46:40,781 --> 00:46:43,284 My baby won't grow up confused. 711 00:46:46,412 --> 00:46:49,123 You think I'm the kind of man that walks away from my kid? 712 00:46:51,084 --> 00:46:53,502 Dummy. 713 00:46:54,462 --> 00:46:57,631 You got a chance right now to go back in time. 714 00:46:59,008 --> 00:47:00,969 If someone gave that to me, 715 00:47:02,011 --> 00:47:05,473 I would sure as hell be thinking about it. 716 00:47:14,023 --> 00:47:18,444 Do you ever think about why we wear clothes all the time? 717 00:47:18,527 --> 00:47:22,615 Like, really think about it? 718 00:47:24,993 --> 00:47:27,161 I feel trapped inside my face. 719 00:47:29,830 --> 00:47:32,250 We got 3 inches of water in the bunks. 720 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:34,961 And now the water's coming in under the library door. 721 00:47:35,044 --> 00:47:36,254 Yo, what about the books? 722 00:47:36,337 --> 00:47:39,090 - What about 'em? - They'll get ruined. 723 00:47:39,173 --> 00:47:41,675 Yo, that shit's worth money. You know how pissed they'd be upstairs? 724 00:47:45,846 --> 00:47:48,599 Go on. Get 'em up on a high shelf. I'll check on you in a few. 725 00:47:48,682 --> 00:47:50,143 And... and take a buddy. 726 00:47:51,269 --> 00:47:54,898 You. Yeah, you know the library. Go with her. 727 00:47:54,981 --> 00:47:56,900 And pull the expensive stuff first. 728 00:47:58,526 --> 00:48:00,319 Roll up. 729 00:48:05,366 --> 00:48:08,702 Stress goes right to the spine. 730 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:12,373 - How's Sister? - Still in medical. 731 00:48:13,749 --> 00:48:16,335 Being force-fed, presumably. 732 00:48:16,419 --> 00:48:18,462 She makes me ashamed of myself. 733 00:48:18,546 --> 00:48:20,298 It is not her. 734 00:48:20,381 --> 00:48:21,966 It's Fig again. 735 00:48:22,883 --> 00:48:25,178 Who does that to an old lady? 736 00:48:25,261 --> 00:48:28,514 They always win one way or another. 737 00:48:28,597 --> 00:48:32,726 And if they can't, they just transfer us away. 738 00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:38,482 I'm so scared. 739 00:48:38,566 --> 00:48:40,693 It's so cold on the plane, 740 00:48:40,776 --> 00:48:43,737 and the men, they just stare. 741 00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:48,409 Then you get off and you're in this place where you don't know anyone. 742 00:48:51,912 --> 00:48:54,123 I spent five months at Alderson. 743 00:48:54,207 --> 00:48:56,542 Was it like here? 744 00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,628 It was awesome. 745 00:49:00,713 --> 00:49:03,132 I mean, as far as being deprived of your personal freedom 746 00:49:03,216 --> 00:49:04,508 and civil liberties goes. 747 00:49:04,592 --> 00:49:09,013 They had a crafts shop and a volleyball team. 748 00:49:09,097 --> 00:49:10,974 I had Martha Stewart's old bunk. 749 00:49:18,606 --> 00:49:20,649 This place is bullshit. 750 00:49:51,139 --> 00:49:53,516 You got more balls than I thought. 751 00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:55,643 Who's pathetic now? 752 00:50:13,994 --> 00:50:15,163 Oh, God! 753 00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:20,168 Go ahead. Go ahead. 754 00:50:31,345 --> 00:50:33,722 This place is getting to me. 755 00:50:33,806 --> 00:50:35,683 Oh, yeah. 756 00:50:36,642 --> 00:50:39,687 You just tried to strangle me with plastic wrap 757 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,855 so that you can sell mascara in jail. 758 00:50:49,363 --> 00:50:51,157 This is stupid. 759 00:50:52,116 --> 00:50:54,660 Take what you want. What do I care? 760 00:50:54,743 --> 00:50:57,037 What am I trying to prove? 761 00:50:57,121 --> 00:51:00,833 You keep yours, I'll keep mine, all right? 762 00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:04,087 We've got enough fucking hell in here already. 763 00:51:14,888 --> 00:51:16,390 Truce. 764 00:51:18,767 --> 00:51:19,852 Truce. 765 00:51:27,110 --> 00:51:30,154 You couldn't try to kill me someplace drier? 766 00:51:38,787 --> 00:51:40,998 Oh, God. 767 00:51:41,081 --> 00:51:43,876 Oh, you know what I want right now? 768 00:51:43,959 --> 00:51:45,669 What? 769 00:51:45,753 --> 00:51:46,962 Oh, God, a Bomb Pop. 770 00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,179 I need a fucking popsicle. 771 00:51:55,263 --> 00:51:57,681 Red, white, and blue. Very patriotic. 772 00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:01,852 You feeling patriotic now? 773 00:52:03,146 --> 00:52:07,191 Come on, now, remember what I taught you. Always treat your lady like a queen. 774 00:52:07,275 --> 00:52:09,443 You go get it for me, 775 00:52:10,611 --> 00:52:13,572 I might let you do that last thing again. 776 00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:21,289 - Fuck. - Go on, now. 777 00:52:33,426 --> 00:52:36,136 - Thank you, baby. - Yeah. 778 00:52:43,269 --> 00:52:44,312 Mmm. 779 00:53:20,264 --> 00:53:21,640 What's up, RJ? 780 00:53:22,516 --> 00:53:23,517 I ain't done nothin', man. 781 00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:24,977 I'm just going to get ice cream. That's it. 782 00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:27,771 - Catch. - What the fuck? 783 00:53:27,855 --> 00:53:30,358 I got a runner on the steps at McMullen Park. 784 00:53:30,441 --> 00:53:35,112 African-American male, early 20's, armed and aggressive. 785 00:53:35,195 --> 00:53:36,447 Request backup. 786 00:53:36,530 --> 00:53:38,449 Oh, no. Please don't do this, man. 787 00:53:38,532 --> 00:53:39,533 Please, Officer, don't... 788 00:53:50,711 --> 00:53:53,297 You gonna help or just stand there creepin' me out? 789 00:53:53,381 --> 00:53:54,673 Fuck you. 790 00:54:01,096 --> 00:54:02,890 So, what's Vee gonna do to me? 791 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,725 She ain't gonna do nothin' to you. 792 00:54:06,059 --> 00:54:07,936 Right. 793 00:54:08,020 --> 00:54:09,897 She threw me out. 794 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:13,651 That's what you wanted, ain't it? 795 00:54:14,693 --> 00:54:16,153 You win. 796 00:54:16,236 --> 00:54:20,574 The only person that ever looked out for me in my entire life, 797 00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:21,992 you got her back to turn. 798 00:54:22,075 --> 00:54:23,619 The only person? 799 00:54:24,912 --> 00:54:26,414 Well, fuck you. 800 00:54:26,497 --> 00:54:28,332 You ruined everything. 801 00:54:29,583 --> 00:54:31,585 You... you couldn't just be my friend. 802 00:54:31,669 --> 00:54:33,671 You gotta... you gotta go turn it wrong. 803 00:54:33,754 --> 00:54:35,673 You gotta... Wanna take off my clothes... 804 00:54:35,756 --> 00:54:37,132 Oh, God, when did I ever say a word to you about... 805 00:54:37,215 --> 00:54:39,593 You said... you said plenty of words. 806 00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:45,391 You couldn't let me have one damn thing to myself. 807 00:54:47,017 --> 00:54:48,852 She's not a good person, Taystee. 808 00:54:48,936 --> 00:54:51,939 I don't care. 809 00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:54,358 You fucked up my life. 810 00:54:59,029 --> 00:55:00,030 I'm done. 811 00:55:00,113 --> 00:55:01,782 You just gonna walk away now, too? 812 00:55:01,865 --> 00:55:03,576 What the... 813 00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:10,708 Hey. 814 00:55:14,795 --> 00:55:18,382 Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 815 00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:21,218 I'm sorry, P. 816 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:25,055 - I'm sorry. - I know. 817 00:55:25,138 --> 00:55:27,350 - I'm sorry. - I know. I know. 818 00:56:59,316 --> 00:57:01,485 You want to explain? 819 00:58:19,688 --> 00:58:20,981 Ohh! 820 00:58:21,524 --> 00:58:23,567 Ohh! Ohh!