1 00:02:19,302 --> 00:02:20,846 - Morning, Suzanne. - Morning. 2 00:02:20,929 --> 00:02:22,764 Hope you have a good writing day. 3 00:02:22,848 --> 00:02:26,018 Hey, lady, that new chapter, che figata! 4 00:02:26,101 --> 00:02:29,104 I really love how Edwina outsmarted the orgasmator. 5 00:02:29,187 --> 00:02:31,814 It's like a shout-out to Barbarella, but still totally new. 6 00:02:31,899 --> 00:02:34,526 Yeah... meant to do that. 7 00:02:34,609 --> 00:02:36,987 She has a beautiful mind. 8 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:39,281 Yeah, sick as fuck, but beautiful. 9 00:02:39,364 --> 00:02:42,242 Is it really possible to live on nothing but cum? 10 00:02:42,325 --> 00:02:44,661 Only if it's Admiral Rodcocker's cum. 11 00:02:44,744 --> 00:02:49,374 Oh, yeah, you know, and that dude has some extra protein. 12 00:02:49,457 --> 00:02:51,084 It's gonna be a long day for you, Rabbi. 13 00:02:51,168 --> 00:02:53,753 Got over 70 inmates keeping kosher now. 14 00:02:53,836 --> 00:02:55,463 Out of? 15 00:02:55,547 --> 00:02:57,715 - Two hundred-something. - Wow. 16 00:02:57,799 --> 00:02:58,800 Oy vey. 17 00:02:59,634 --> 00:03:02,845 You brought in a rent-a-rabbi. 18 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:04,181 Well... 19 00:03:04,264 --> 00:03:07,142 technically, all rabbis are for rent, if you think about it. 20 00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:09,102 Weddings, bar mitzvahs. 21 00:03:09,186 --> 00:03:11,688 You know, this one just specializes in corporate inquiry. 22 00:03:11,771 --> 00:03:15,150 Corporate inquiry... truly God's work. 23 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,318 Everything's cool, buddy. 24 00:03:16,401 --> 00:03:20,155 He's just gonna come in, sit down with the inmates who eat kosher, 25 00:03:20,238 --> 00:03:23,408 have a little convo... get to know them. 26 00:03:23,491 --> 00:03:25,910 Test whether they're Jewish or not. 27 00:03:25,994 --> 00:03:27,204 You're really obsessed with tests. 28 00:03:27,287 --> 00:03:31,959 I'm pretty sure we don't get to second-guess people's religious beliefs. 29 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:34,002 Something about the Bill of Rights. 30 00:03:34,086 --> 00:03:35,337 Oh, that old thing. 31 00:03:36,879 --> 00:03:38,548 Kidding, you know. 32 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:40,133 But also not, you know. 33 00:03:40,217 --> 00:03:44,930 I mean, there is some legal gray area, and I love me some gray area. 34 00:03:45,013 --> 00:03:48,016 Yeah, you're one giant gray area. 35 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:50,518 Acting all chummy, all big brother, 36 00:03:50,602 --> 00:03:53,313 but actually, you're... 37 00:03:53,396 --> 00:03:54,481 Big Brother. 38 00:03:54,564 --> 00:03:58,485 You are really stuck on this hierarchy stuff, Joe. 39 00:03:58,568 --> 00:04:00,653 Someone must have really done a number on you. 40 00:04:00,737 --> 00:04:02,697 Yeah, she sure did. 41 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:05,617 You're okay now, buddy. You're on the MCC team. 42 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:08,495 I'm gonna be watching out for you. 43 00:04:08,578 --> 00:04:09,912 We'll all be watching. 44 00:04:09,997 --> 00:04:12,332 That's what Big Brother says. 45 00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:33,728 Fuck, Norma. How do you do that? 46 00:04:33,811 --> 00:04:35,605 She always makes me cry, too. 47 00:04:35,688 --> 00:04:37,524 It's a miracle. 48 00:04:42,070 --> 00:04:44,864 Damn, there ain't enough Norma to go around. 49 00:04:44,947 --> 00:04:47,617 Hey, Club Waco, beat it. 50 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:50,620 Yeah, I'll handle this. Thank you. 51 00:04:50,703 --> 00:04:52,080 The Charismatic Catholics 52 00:04:52,164 --> 00:04:55,083 need an extra half hour this morning to learn a new hymn, 53 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:56,668 so if you could just move along... 54 00:04:56,751 --> 00:04:58,461 I don't know sign language. 55 00:04:58,545 --> 00:05:01,756 She's saying we signed up. We got a right to be here. 56 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:06,511 I'm sorry, I'm not clear on what religion you're all practicing. 57 00:05:06,594 --> 00:05:10,348 It's a new faith, but we don't have a name yet. 58 00:05:10,432 --> 00:05:11,974 Christians were new once, too. 59 00:05:12,059 --> 00:05:14,686 And after hundreds of years of private worship, 60 00:05:14,769 --> 00:05:15,978 several great schisms, 61 00:05:16,063 --> 00:05:17,897 and thousands of people martyring themselves, 62 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:21,193 it became a focused belief system... 63 00:05:21,276 --> 00:05:22,444 with a name. 64 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:23,903 Hey! 65 00:05:25,613 --> 00:05:27,657 We got a belief system. 66 00:05:29,576 --> 00:05:31,703 We believe in kindness and acceptance. 67 00:05:33,246 --> 00:05:34,581 And... 68 00:05:35,290 --> 00:05:36,458 finding the peace within 69 00:05:36,541 --> 00:05:40,670 that can then radiate out into the world and create change. 70 00:05:40,753 --> 00:05:42,172 And through silent meditation, 71 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:46,050 we address the roar of pain and loneliness and tame it. 72 00:05:47,051 --> 00:05:50,638 And through reflection, we can see nothingness... 73 00:05:50,722 --> 00:05:54,684 and in nothingness, we find clarity... we have faith. 74 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:00,064 In what... 75 00:06:00,565 --> 00:06:02,484 Her? 76 00:06:02,567 --> 00:06:06,654 There's no body of the principles. They're too big to be contained. 77 00:06:06,738 --> 00:06:08,448 So, you're atheists. 78 00:06:08,531 --> 00:06:09,866 I ain't no fucking... 79 00:06:14,162 --> 00:06:16,706 I don't think you're ready to understand. 80 00:06:16,789 --> 00:06:19,709 Look, sitting around meditating doesn't make you a religion. 81 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:21,669 It makes you a meditation club. 82 00:06:21,753 --> 00:06:24,922 Ooh. "Meditation Club." that's not a bad name for us. 83 00:06:25,006 --> 00:06:28,301 Okay, this one needs to be our first martyr. 84 00:06:28,385 --> 00:06:31,221 Look at this fucking thing. It's like a giant mouth. 85 00:06:31,304 --> 00:06:32,805 It's opening, it's closing. 86 00:06:32,889 --> 00:06:36,768 - You're fucked up, Zeke. - Yeah, no shit, Nancy Drew. 87 00:06:36,851 --> 00:06:38,770 I think it's, "No shit, Sherlock." 88 00:06:38,853 --> 00:06:43,024 Sherlock shits by the seashore. 89 00:06:43,107 --> 00:06:44,151 The plastic's kinda melty. 90 00:06:44,234 --> 00:06:47,612 Peanut butter cups and meth, it's like Red Vines and Dr. Pepper. 91 00:06:47,695 --> 00:06:50,573 This is the fucking life. 92 00:06:50,657 --> 00:06:53,993 I don't know why anyone ever goes back. All those rules. 93 00:06:54,076 --> 00:06:57,372 I feel bad for the ones that don't even know that this is here. 94 00:06:57,455 --> 00:07:01,334 They think that's reality, but this is the real reality. 95 00:07:01,418 --> 00:07:03,420 Real reality. 96 00:07:03,503 --> 00:07:04,796 Real-eality. 97 00:07:04,879 --> 00:07:06,839 Plus, those fucking beards. 98 00:07:06,923 --> 00:07:10,051 - Hey, give me a bag. - 20 bucks. 99 00:07:10,135 --> 00:07:13,221 - I got 15. - That's nice. 100 00:07:13,305 --> 00:07:16,308 Hey, White Trash Federline, tell your girl to be more polite. 101 00:07:16,391 --> 00:07:18,476 - I'm a frequent flier. - Fuck off, Sam. 102 00:07:19,977 --> 00:07:22,439 Federline is White Trash Federline, you fucktard! 103 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:33,158 - It kind of looks like a mouth. - Totally. 104 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:35,410 Like, the flames are the teeth. 105 00:07:35,493 --> 00:07:38,288 And the black part there, that's the door. 106 00:07:38,371 --> 00:07:40,915 - A door to where? - Hell, I guess. 107 00:07:40,998 --> 00:07:42,375 Isn't that where we're all going? 108 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:48,673 Hey, everybody! I just put a roofie in my own drink. 109 00:09:22,767 --> 00:09:24,686 Mother, I'm back. 110 00:09:35,738 --> 00:09:37,239 Gloria! 111 00:09:39,075 --> 00:09:40,535 Grab a knife. 112 00:09:40,618 --> 00:09:42,954 It's almost time to milk the shit sacks. 113 00:09:43,037 --> 00:09:44,956 Terrific. 114 00:09:45,039 --> 00:09:49,336 Beautiful card I have for you. A beauty, a doll. 115 00:09:49,419 --> 00:09:51,128 You're welcome. 116 00:09:51,754 --> 00:09:53,756 - I don't need it. - I thought you'd need that. 117 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,841 Mmm-mmm. 118 00:09:55,842 --> 00:09:58,260 Gloria. Gloria Mendoza. 119 00:09:58,886 --> 00:10:01,389 I'm sorry, but I'm done for real this time. 120 00:10:01,473 --> 00:10:02,515 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 121 00:10:02,599 --> 00:10:04,517 - I thought you and I were cool. - We are not cool. 122 00:10:04,601 --> 00:10:07,854 Michael was arrested. He spent the night in holding. 123 00:10:07,937 --> 00:10:10,022 What? What happened? 124 00:10:10,106 --> 00:10:13,150 He and your son beat the crap out of some kid. 125 00:10:13,234 --> 00:10:14,611 The boy might lose an eye. 126 00:10:14,694 --> 00:10:17,989 - Was Benny arrested, too? - I don't know. 127 00:10:18,072 --> 00:10:19,407 But I raised a sweet little boy, 128 00:10:19,491 --> 00:10:22,369 who cried when he found out there was no Easter Bunny. 129 00:10:22,452 --> 00:10:25,121 And now suddenly, he's a thug. 130 00:10:25,204 --> 00:10:27,123 You saying this is on my boy? 131 00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:30,167 I'm saying he can find his own ride from now on. 132 00:10:31,461 --> 00:10:33,045 I knew I was right. 133 00:10:33,129 --> 00:10:36,007 Hmm, why I always gotta have these conversations 134 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:38,635 with sharp objects in my hand? 135 00:10:38,718 --> 00:10:40,219 You need to get out of here, 136 00:10:40,302 --> 00:10:42,263 before you add another 100 years to my sentence. 137 00:10:42,347 --> 00:10:46,267 So, you gonna cut me, huh? 138 00:10:46,351 --> 00:10:47,852 I wonder where Benny gets it. 139 00:10:47,935 --> 00:10:49,145 Oh, man, you know what? 140 00:10:49,228 --> 00:10:52,565 Your son is fucking 15 years old, and there is no fucking Easter Bunny. 141 00:10:52,649 --> 00:10:55,568 And if you think that my son killed the fake-ass rabbit, 142 00:10:55,652 --> 00:10:57,779 then you're living in a fucking fantasy. 143 00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:59,406 Who needs a knife? 144 00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:02,074 She'll die from eating today's lunch. 145 00:11:03,868 --> 00:11:04,911 Gin. 146 00:11:07,497 --> 00:11:09,541 Looks like a nice one. 147 00:11:09,624 --> 00:11:10,958 Huh? 148 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,794 The sun's coming out, I mean. 149 00:11:12,877 --> 00:11:16,130 And I got a shitload of red velvets back at the shop about to go stale. 150 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:17,715 Oh, yeah? So what? 151 00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:19,008 I know, I know. 152 00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:21,093 A lot of red velvet haters out there all of a sudden. 153 00:11:21,177 --> 00:11:23,971 Some serious backlash. 154 00:11:24,055 --> 00:11:27,975 But I know some hungry ducks who might enjoy 'em. 155 00:11:28,851 --> 00:11:30,853 One hungry duck in particular. 156 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:35,858 - I mean you. - Yeah, I got it. 157 00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:37,151 I got it. 158 00:11:38,402 --> 00:11:40,404 - What's up your ass? - Nothing. 159 00:11:41,322 --> 00:11:42,907 Nothing whatsoever, Officer Coates. 160 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:46,911 I'm just standing here, doing my job, being a professional prisoner. 161 00:11:47,537 --> 00:11:51,458 So, I suggest you do your job and guard me professional-like. 162 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,425 - Yo, what'd I miss? - Yo, they're saying Judy's going down. 163 00:12:01,509 --> 00:12:03,094 Yeah, she is. 164 00:12:03,177 --> 00:12:06,055 I've heard that she steals her recipes. 165 00:12:06,138 --> 00:12:08,140 I've heard she has a husband and a lover, 166 00:12:08,224 --> 00:12:10,309 and they all live in the same house. 167 00:12:10,392 --> 00:12:11,769 She cheats on Bill? 168 00:12:11,853 --> 00:12:14,230 Well, is it cheating if they all live together? 169 00:12:14,313 --> 00:12:16,899 Wait, do they all sleep in the same bed? Like, the three of them? 170 00:12:16,983 --> 00:12:18,150 See, I don't believe it. 171 00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:20,737 If that lady were getting it on the regular with two dudes, 172 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,948 she would not be sweating a rosemary garnish. 173 00:12:24,031 --> 00:12:25,324 You never know. 174 00:12:25,407 --> 00:12:27,368 Yo, right on time! 175 00:12:28,285 --> 00:12:30,580 Um, actually, I'm here for them. 176 00:12:31,956 --> 00:12:34,626 First, she joins the Church o' Crazy Eyes, now this? 177 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,418 Whatever makes her happy. 178 00:12:36,503 --> 00:12:37,504 - God bless. - Mmm. 179 00:12:37,587 --> 00:12:39,088 Or Norma bless, I guess. 180 00:12:39,171 --> 00:12:41,215 So, as I was saying... 181 00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:43,217 we need to come up with a list of commandments 182 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:44,552 so that they know we're for real. 183 00:12:44,636 --> 00:12:47,054 Thou shalt not snort thy neighbor's heroin. 184 00:12:47,138 --> 00:12:49,181 "Covet." It's "covet." 185 00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:51,559 You can do what you want with it. I'm gonna snort it. 186 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:54,270 I'm serious, you guys. We need to set the rules. 187 00:12:54,353 --> 00:12:56,731 For me, it's less about, like, rules, 188 00:12:56,814 --> 00:12:58,900 and more what happens when I look at Norma. 189 00:12:58,983 --> 00:13:00,527 Oh, yeah, what's that about? 190 00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,987 I mean, it's, um... it's, like, less than magic, 191 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,446 but more than a hug. 192 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:06,240 The way I see it... 193 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:09,827 it's the armor you put on every day. 194 00:13:09,911 --> 00:13:12,038 The armor that... 195 00:13:12,121 --> 00:13:15,416 that it takes to get through every day. 196 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:21,088 It gets heavier and heavier as you live your life, you know? 197 00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:23,424 Especially in here. 198 00:13:24,258 --> 00:13:25,843 But when you look at Norma... 199 00:13:26,969 --> 00:13:29,055 you can take that armor off... 200 00:13:30,431 --> 00:13:32,391 because it's safe. 201 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,394 You're safe. 202 00:13:35,477 --> 00:13:38,981 And... you're crying... 203 00:13:39,065 --> 00:13:43,695 because it feels... so good to take that armor off. 204 00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:48,324 And you realize how tall you can be without it... 205 00:13:49,826 --> 00:13:51,160 how light. 206 00:13:52,453 --> 00:13:55,206 Yeah... yeah, what she said. 207 00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:59,460 I mean, maybe what's so special about this... whatever... 208 00:14:00,628 --> 00:14:03,923 is that there aren't any rules... 209 00:14:04,006 --> 00:14:05,007 - Yeah. - You know? 210 00:14:05,091 --> 00:14:07,551 I've always had trouble with organized religion, anyway. 211 00:14:07,635 --> 00:14:11,055 And honestly, I think the more this becomes a capital "R" religion, 212 00:14:11,138 --> 00:14:12,974 the less time we seem to get with Norma. 213 00:14:13,057 --> 00:14:15,267 Yeah, and we're all here to be with Norma, right? 214 00:14:15,351 --> 00:14:17,436 That's fine, but we still need to deal with 215 00:14:17,519 --> 00:14:19,564 the rest of the world and how they see us. 216 00:14:19,647 --> 00:14:22,233 And when you come in late and you call it a fucking club, 217 00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:24,736 you make us all look like a joke. 218 00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:27,488 We need to know who we are, or they'll think we're a joke. 219 00:14:28,114 --> 00:14:30,407 I know who I am. 220 00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:32,451 I'm someone who's sometimes late. 221 00:14:32,534 --> 00:14:36,873 Look, Soso, I know not committing is, like, your thing. 222 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:40,918 You couldn't commit to saving the world. You couldn't commit to eating pussy. 223 00:14:41,002 --> 00:14:43,004 You couldn't even commit to being 100% Asian. 224 00:14:43,087 --> 00:14:46,674 So, why don't you go off and not commit somewhere else? 225 00:14:46,758 --> 00:14:49,051 Nobody wants you here, anyways. 226 00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:56,308 Okay, y'all are illegally congregating here. 227 00:14:56,392 --> 00:14:57,977 This ain't the meeting house. 228 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,313 And for a gang who likes quiet time, y'all are hella noisy. 229 00:15:01,397 --> 00:15:04,483 So, either get out, or I'm calling the po-pos. 230 00:15:04,566 --> 00:15:06,485 This is Judy time. 231 00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:08,195 Turn that shit up. 232 00:15:09,196 --> 00:15:11,991 That's right, P. Come to the light. 233 00:15:12,074 --> 00:15:13,743 I deeply regret 234 00:15:13,826 --> 00:15:16,996 some of the financial choices I have made in the recent past. 235 00:15:17,079 --> 00:15:20,082 I was not fully aware of the decisions that my advisers were... 236 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:23,460 - Is it cool if I stay and watch, too? - Get your ass up, now! 237 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:24,629 I couldn't stand the heat, 238 00:15:24,712 --> 00:15:27,089 but I'm afraid I didn't get out of the kitchen in time 239 00:15:27,173 --> 00:15:31,218 to recognize the misappropriation that was taking place. 240 00:15:31,302 --> 00:15:33,012 I guess I had my head in the oven. 241 00:15:33,095 --> 00:15:36,683 Uh, well, no... Um... Maybe that was a poor choice. 242 00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:38,935 We're getting kicked out of everywhere. We need to get legit. 243 00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:41,562 There was a vein in your neck that was like... 244 00:15:41,646 --> 00:15:43,439 It was rad. 245 00:15:43,522 --> 00:15:45,607 Yeah, but weren't you kind of hard on hippie chick? 246 00:15:45,692 --> 00:15:47,193 Some people aren't cut out for believing. 247 00:15:48,402 --> 00:15:51,488 I baptize you, my sister, 248 00:15:51,572 --> 00:15:54,491 Leanne Lemmle Taylor, 249 00:15:55,743 --> 00:15:58,996 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. 250 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,751 You must strengthen the church and not tear it down. 251 00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:07,129 Be strong against the world's ways. 252 00:16:20,351 --> 00:16:22,561 If it's all right, can I say a few quick words? 253 00:16:25,773 --> 00:16:26,983 And I mean quick. 254 00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:29,443 I know today is about way more than me. 255 00:16:30,778 --> 00:16:33,280 I only wanted to say I'm glad that, as Amish, 256 00:16:33,364 --> 00:16:35,825 we get to choose our baptism. 257 00:16:36,868 --> 00:16:39,120 I didn't know what I wanted until a couple of months ago, 258 00:16:39,203 --> 00:16:43,207 and I wanna thank my parents for having me back with open arms. 259 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:49,296 I had a good time in the English world, I'm not gonna lie. 260 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:52,383 I mean, who doesn't like zippers, right? 261 00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:54,719 Wrap it up, Leanne. 262 00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:57,638 Sorry, Dad. Anyway... 263 00:16:59,473 --> 00:17:02,601 it was fun for a while, but the fun just started to seem like 264 00:17:02,684 --> 00:17:05,187 everyone was covering up the empty feelings. 265 00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:09,942 They talk about us like we're in prison. 266 00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:14,155 But this is where I feel free. 267 00:17:21,703 --> 00:17:25,917 Sorry I have a big mouth. 268 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,505 Don't be sorry. I'd rather have you than a hundred quiet girls. 269 00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:33,674 Leanne Taylor? 270 00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:45,436 Damn, Suzanne. Didn't you get the memo? 271 00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:48,105 We chosen now. We ain't got to eat that shit. 272 00:17:48,189 --> 00:17:49,315 It's chicken fajitas. 273 00:17:49,398 --> 00:17:52,777 See, that's how they get you, with the power of suggestion. 274 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,486 - Mmm-hmm. - Like, now they be calling yogurt 275 00:17:54,570 --> 00:17:57,489 "key lime pie" or "chocolate cheesecake." 276 00:17:57,573 --> 00:18:00,076 So, you think, "Hmm, cheesecake," 277 00:18:00,159 --> 00:18:02,829 when it's the same gnarly curds it always was. 278 00:18:02,912 --> 00:18:03,996 Wow. 279 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,874 I want you all to know I had nothing to do with what you're eating. 280 00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:08,793 It came out of a bag. 281 00:18:08,876 --> 00:18:11,670 It is in no way a reflection of what I do. 282 00:18:11,753 --> 00:18:13,464 - Okay. - Okay. 283 00:18:14,756 --> 00:18:17,718 See, even she ain't owning it. 284 00:18:17,802 --> 00:18:21,055 Hey, Suzanne. How's that new chapter coming? 285 00:18:21,138 --> 00:18:24,516 Here, have my strawberry Jell-O. Fruit is brain food. 286 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,684 Thanks. 287 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:29,063 - Is, uh, this seat taken? - Yeah, we saving it for Elijah. 288 00:18:29,146 --> 00:18:30,689 Man, you gonna own that rabbi. 289 00:18:30,772 --> 00:18:33,234 Suzanne, tell us about your process. 290 00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:36,737 I think of shit and write it down. 291 00:18:36,821 --> 00:18:38,823 - Wow. - So pure. 292 00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:41,700 I got a question. 293 00:18:41,783 --> 00:18:45,746 If Edwina is really a robo-doll in the end... 294 00:18:46,747 --> 00:18:50,792 why doesn't she get rusty when Lily Sprinkle pees on her? 295 00:18:50,877 --> 00:18:53,004 She's made of pee-proof metal. 296 00:18:53,087 --> 00:18:56,048 Why does Sunflower have to be so mean? 297 00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:58,800 Oh, 'cause she's the one you love to hate. 298 00:18:58,885 --> 00:19:01,303 You should have her time hump with Lily Sprinkle. 299 00:19:01,387 --> 00:19:02,972 - Yeah. - Do it for the lesbians. 300 00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:04,806 Sounds like she's done enough for the lesbians. 301 00:19:04,891 --> 00:19:07,184 What has she done for not-the-lesbians? 302 00:19:07,268 --> 00:19:09,436 Um, only the best chapter. 303 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,521 Which one? 304 00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:13,565 When Admiral Rodcocker gets his clothes vaporized 305 00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:15,943 and you find out he gots two penises. 306 00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:17,111 Oh, yeah. 307 00:19:17,194 --> 00:19:20,281 And he gives her a shocker made of penis instead of fingers. 308 00:19:20,364 --> 00:19:21,532 I mean, who thinks of that? 309 00:19:21,615 --> 00:19:23,409 Damn, I gotta read that shit. 310 00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:24,826 - What? - That's it! 311 00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:27,663 This... this book tour is over. 312 00:19:27,746 --> 00:19:29,540 I can do one last question. 313 00:19:30,499 --> 00:19:32,418 Did you have an inspiration for Admiral Rodcocker? 314 00:19:36,005 --> 00:19:38,549 I knew it. 315 00:19:40,426 --> 00:19:43,845 I never thought I'd have a thing for bald dudes, but damn. 316 00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:47,308 The fuck kind of multi-culti shit we got going on here? 317 00:19:47,391 --> 00:19:49,226 Can't a black woman sit with her peoples? 318 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:54,065 No, see, the universiality of my work unites all the races. 319 00:19:57,693 --> 00:20:01,780 I was hoping for those little stale pieces of bread today. 320 00:20:01,863 --> 00:20:03,699 No such luck. 321 00:20:06,077 --> 00:20:07,119 Hey, Whitehill. 322 00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:11,623 You wanna have lunch with our sad little band of misfits? 323 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,375 Sure. 324 00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:15,669 Sure. 325 00:20:17,504 --> 00:20:18,839 Sure. 326 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,885 Everybody, this is Lolly. Lolly, everybody. 327 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:28,933 - You're new? - Litchfield newbie, prison regular. 328 00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:31,518 Don't worry, it's not so bad. 329 00:20:31,602 --> 00:20:34,188 Not so bad? This place is the best! 330 00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,940 How is it? 331 00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:39,026 Oh, that tastes like brown. 332 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:43,489 FYI, ladies, I didn't make the food. This is all out of my control. 333 00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:46,408 Yes, thank you, Red. You're making that very clear. 334 00:20:46,492 --> 00:20:49,411 - Good, as long as you understand. - Mmm. 335 00:20:51,538 --> 00:20:56,002 So... what's your deal, Lolly? What are you in for? 336 00:20:56,085 --> 00:21:00,256 - I did something I shouldn't have. - Okay, specific. 337 00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:01,757 Where are you from? 338 00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:03,509 Here and there. 339 00:21:03,592 --> 00:21:05,219 - How much time you got? - Depends. 340 00:21:05,302 --> 00:21:07,179 Depends? 341 00:21:07,263 --> 00:21:09,348 On how well I do here. 342 00:21:11,475 --> 00:21:16,355 Well, try and think of your time here as a mandala. 343 00:21:17,356 --> 00:21:22,569 The Tibetan monks make intricate designs out of dyed sand, 344 00:21:22,653 --> 00:21:26,073 and when they're done... whoosh... 345 00:21:26,157 --> 00:21:27,699 they're cleared away. 346 00:21:30,161 --> 00:21:32,163 I gotta go take a quiz. 347 00:21:32,246 --> 00:21:34,040 A quiz? 348 00:21:35,874 --> 00:21:39,920 - Okay, bye. What the fuck? - What a twat. 349 00:21:40,004 --> 00:21:42,006 She is nutty as a nut bar. 350 00:21:42,089 --> 00:21:44,508 It makes me glad I got both my feet on the ground. 351 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:48,887 - I mean, I tried, right? - Yeah. 352 00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:50,556 Tell Piper I play well with others. 353 00:21:50,639 --> 00:21:51,890 Tell Piper what? 354 00:21:51,973 --> 00:21:55,769 Oh, nothing, schnookums. Just facing my fears head-on. 355 00:21:55,852 --> 00:21:57,771 Did you just call me "schnookums"? 356 00:21:57,854 --> 00:21:59,523 I did, but it was in between quotes. 357 00:21:59,606 --> 00:22:02,068 I didn't hear any quotes, love muffin. 358 00:22:02,776 --> 00:22:04,278 Now you're just being smutty. 359 00:22:04,361 --> 00:22:07,239 Cal's coming tomorrow to give us the lowdown on our first shipment. 360 00:22:07,323 --> 00:22:09,700 - I'm pretty excited. - That's great. 361 00:22:15,497 --> 00:22:18,292 Also, I killed a guard with my bare hands. 362 00:22:19,585 --> 00:22:22,045 Cal... Panties... Exciting. 363 00:22:24,881 --> 00:22:27,176 My bats mitzvah was sick! 364 00:22:27,259 --> 00:22:29,553 All the black Jews was there. 365 00:22:29,636 --> 00:22:31,388 Lenny Kravitz... 366 00:22:41,148 --> 00:22:45,068 For a long time, "kosher" meant hot dogs to me. 367 00:22:45,152 --> 00:22:46,695 Really, really good hot dogs. 368 00:22:46,778 --> 00:22:50,574 But now, it just means so much more. 369 00:22:50,657 --> 00:22:55,036 Now, it means broccoli... green beans. 370 00:22:55,121 --> 00:22:57,206 You know what I hate? 371 00:22:57,289 --> 00:22:59,082 Shrimps. 372 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,084 Damn, dirty shrimps. 373 00:23:01,168 --> 00:23:03,295 Don't even talk to me about shrimps! 374 00:23:03,379 --> 00:23:06,173 I call my mother a lot, like, every day. 375 00:23:06,257 --> 00:23:08,259 And I love a bargain. 376 00:23:08,342 --> 00:23:10,386 "Who hath believed our report... 377 00:23:10,469 --> 00:23:13,430 and to whom is the arm of the Lord revealed?" 378 00:23:13,514 --> 00:23:15,141 Isaiah 53, verse one. 379 00:23:26,652 --> 00:23:29,780 Latinas are halfway Jew already. 380 00:23:29,863 --> 00:23:31,948 I mean, the hora and the conga line? 381 00:23:32,032 --> 00:23:34,034 Basically the same thing. 382 00:23:34,117 --> 00:23:38,914 There was a big book where I wrote down all the people I wish was dead... 383 00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:41,417 who... 384 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:46,463 You know, so God comes and kills them and not my... me. 385 00:23:46,547 --> 00:23:47,548 And may I say, 386 00:23:47,631 --> 00:23:52,719 I think y'all are doing a wonderful job controlling the media. 387 00:23:52,803 --> 00:23:55,639 I mean, we... we are doing a wonderful job. 388 00:23:57,140 --> 00:23:59,976 Now, Miss Hayes, were you raised Jewish? 389 00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:03,272 Mmm-hmm. Born and bred, on my mama's side. 390 00:24:03,355 --> 00:24:06,358 And that's the side that make it all legit, see? 391 00:24:06,442 --> 00:24:07,818 Jewish smarts. 392 00:24:07,901 --> 00:24:10,028 - And you kept kosher growing up? - Mmm-hmm. 393 00:24:10,111 --> 00:24:11,863 Let me lay it all out for you. 394 00:24:11,947 --> 00:24:12,989 The whole brood of Hayes, 395 00:24:13,073 --> 00:24:15,826 we lived under the Cyclone on Coney Island, right? 396 00:24:15,909 --> 00:24:17,661 Brooklyn in the house. A-yo! 397 00:24:18,329 --> 00:24:20,747 And, uh, oh, I was always a nervous kid growing up, 398 00:24:20,831 --> 00:24:24,125 always worrying about the universe expanding, 399 00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:26,462 and... and so, my parents took me to a shrink, 400 00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:30,341 and the shrink was like, "Cindy, quit your worrying. 401 00:24:30,424 --> 00:24:33,093 The universe be chilling for another billion years." 402 00:24:33,176 --> 00:24:35,637 But I couldn't stop worrying and cooking lobsters 403 00:24:35,721 --> 00:24:38,224 and hanging with women in suspenders. 404 00:24:38,307 --> 00:24:40,267 I see you're familiar with Annie Hall. 405 00:24:40,351 --> 00:24:42,769 - Annie who? - I see. 406 00:24:44,771 --> 00:24:47,649 Okay, okay, okay. Anyway... anyway... 407 00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:50,486 So, my father... 408 00:24:50,569 --> 00:24:52,821 my father died pretty young. 409 00:24:52,904 --> 00:24:54,072 It was a sad story. 410 00:24:54,155 --> 00:24:56,700 And after he died, I went to yeshiva school. 411 00:24:56,783 --> 00:24:58,619 Now, I knew I had to dress like a dude and all, 412 00:24:58,702 --> 00:25:02,248 but that didn't matter, 'cause what I really wanted to study was the, um... 413 00:25:02,331 --> 00:25:04,416 What's that word that begin with a "T"? 414 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:05,626 - The Talmud. - Next. 415 00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:07,336 - The Torah. - Mmm, yeah, that. 416 00:25:07,419 --> 00:25:08,879 And whenever I felt alone, 417 00:25:08,962 --> 00:25:11,131 I would sing up to my papa in heaven, 418 00:25:11,214 --> 00:25:14,885 and I would be like, "Papa... do you feel me?" 419 00:25:16,094 --> 00:25:19,139 And he would be like, "Cindy, girl... 420 00:25:19,222 --> 00:25:23,852 even though I'm in heaven, I still feel you." 421 00:25:23,935 --> 00:25:27,606 Jews don't have an official conception of the afterlife. 422 00:25:29,065 --> 00:25:30,442 Oh. 423 00:25:30,526 --> 00:25:32,403 I remember that now. 424 00:25:32,486 --> 00:25:35,864 The focus, instead, is to fulfill our duties to God here on Earth. 425 00:25:35,947 --> 00:25:38,825 Right! That's how we do it. 426 00:25:38,909 --> 00:25:41,912 Miss Hayes, while I am heartened 427 00:25:41,995 --> 00:25:45,206 that you appreciate the works of Woody Allen and Barbra Streisand, 428 00:25:45,291 --> 00:25:50,211 I think you've confused cultural Judaism with committed Jewish belief. 429 00:25:50,296 --> 00:25:53,465 Also, I hear Mandy Patinkin can be difficult to work with. 430 00:25:54,758 --> 00:25:56,552 So, do I pass? 431 00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,264 And I call and I call, and no one answers. 432 00:26:01,348 --> 00:26:02,683 I don't know what's going on. 433 00:26:02,766 --> 00:26:05,436 And now, I can't see him. 434 00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:06,853 Can't somebody else drive him? 435 00:26:06,937 --> 00:26:08,229 I asked this whole goddamn prison. 436 00:26:08,314 --> 00:26:10,941 Ain't nobody else with a car that far up the river. 437 00:26:13,485 --> 00:26:16,738 Who does this tranny bitch think she is, messing with your visitations? 438 00:26:16,822 --> 00:26:19,074 Tranny's got nothing to do with it. 439 00:26:19,157 --> 00:26:21,660 It's just two mothers going at it for their kids. 440 00:26:21,743 --> 00:26:24,413 So, maybe it's better for Benny if I don't win this one. 441 00:26:24,496 --> 00:26:26,247 You're not thinking of apologizing? 442 00:26:26,332 --> 00:26:28,750 Maybe just smooth things out is all. 443 00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:31,211 She fucked with you being able to see your kid, mama. 444 00:26:31,294 --> 00:26:32,796 She should apologize to you. 445 00:26:32,879 --> 00:26:35,757 Benny's a mouthy little fucker. What if he did start this? 446 00:26:36,842 --> 00:26:38,844 Even if Benny was a bad influence, 447 00:26:38,927 --> 00:26:41,680 she thinks that's why her kid's fucked in the head? 448 00:26:41,763 --> 00:26:44,224 He's got two mommies. One of them got a pee-pee. 449 00:26:44,307 --> 00:26:45,851 She don't have a dick, Aleida. 450 00:26:45,934 --> 00:26:48,937 I've seen it, you've seen it. She got a perky little cooch. 451 00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:51,773 Ugh! You're gonna make me throw up. 452 00:26:51,857 --> 00:26:54,192 There it is. There's my puke. 453 00:26:54,275 --> 00:26:55,486 I had nothing to do with it. 454 00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:57,446 We know. 455 00:26:57,529 --> 00:27:00,281 As I was saying, we gotta think of this as the first test, 456 00:27:00,366 --> 00:27:02,242 like the Jews wandering the desert, 457 00:27:02,325 --> 00:27:03,994 or the early Christians, wherever they wandered. 458 00:27:04,077 --> 00:27:05,286 The desert, I think. 459 00:27:05,371 --> 00:27:07,748 Everybody was in the desert for a while. 460 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:12,127 Her hand is on my half again. 461 00:27:12,210 --> 00:27:13,336 Sorry. 462 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,046 I need my space. 463 00:27:15,130 --> 00:27:17,966 And for the record, your timing sucks. 464 00:27:18,049 --> 00:27:21,177 That Rodcocker just fell into the orgasmator. 465 00:27:21,261 --> 00:27:22,513 Hey, no spoilers. 466 00:27:22,596 --> 00:27:25,306 I gotta hand this over to Valdez in 30 minutes. 467 00:27:25,391 --> 00:27:28,268 The world's gonna keep shitting on us until we make ourselves official. 468 00:27:28,351 --> 00:27:31,062 - Official how? - Maybe if we all got the same haircut. 469 00:27:31,146 --> 00:27:33,440 Only if all y'all get my haircut. 470 00:27:33,524 --> 00:27:36,902 No, or something with our clothes, like an armband with a symbol. 471 00:27:36,985 --> 00:27:38,111 Like a swastika? 472 00:27:38,654 --> 00:27:40,697 Not an armband, but something else that... 473 00:27:40,781 --> 00:27:44,576 Something else for excluding people, like how you excluded Brook. 474 00:27:45,494 --> 00:27:46,995 Soso left on her own. 475 00:27:47,078 --> 00:27:51,041 Yeah, after you scared her away with your rules and regulations and loudness. 476 00:27:51,124 --> 00:27:54,044 If she doesn't get what we stand for, she's better off gone. 477 00:28:05,806 --> 00:28:07,140 Hold still, Leanne. 478 00:28:09,435 --> 00:28:12,062 They're gonna know. They're gonna wonder why I'm back. 479 00:28:12,145 --> 00:28:15,148 - Amish kids come back all the time. - Not once they're baptized. 480 00:28:15,231 --> 00:28:16,692 They don't have to know you're baptized. 481 00:28:16,775 --> 00:28:20,028 They'll see it on my face... that I'm with God. 482 00:28:20,111 --> 00:28:22,948 I don't wanna disrespect your beliefs, but that sounds like a bunch of crap. 483 00:28:23,031 --> 00:28:24,616 Hey, easy. 484 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:27,160 They think not wearing buttons makes them closer to God. 485 00:28:27,243 --> 00:28:29,455 Leanne, all you have to do is hang out for a couple hours, 486 00:28:29,538 --> 00:28:30,831 score some meth, like the good old days. 487 00:28:30,914 --> 00:28:32,958 Talk into the mic, Leanne. 488 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:35,210 Testing, testing. Whatever, whatever. 489 00:28:35,293 --> 00:28:37,588 Levels are good. I think we're ready. 490 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,382 Please, all I want is to go home and be with my family. 491 00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:42,718 Yeah, well, you kind of limited your choices 492 00:28:42,801 --> 00:28:45,178 when you left a bag of drugs lying around with your ID in it. 493 00:28:45,261 --> 00:28:47,347 I'd say you're getting a pretty sweet deal. 494 00:28:47,431 --> 00:28:48,640 All you have to do is this one small thing, 495 00:28:48,724 --> 00:28:50,225 and it all goes away. 496 00:28:50,308 --> 00:28:53,770 "One small thing." You mean fuck over my friends? 497 00:28:53,854 --> 00:28:56,231 Your friends, the Rumspringa drug cartel. 498 00:28:56,314 --> 00:28:58,024 Aren't you helping them in the long run? 499 00:28:58,692 --> 00:29:01,653 Maybe when they go to prison, it'll turn them around... 500 00:29:01,737 --> 00:29:03,530 they'll find God, like you did. 501 00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:06,825 No, they won't. 502 00:29:07,659 --> 00:29:10,036 They like Hell too much. 503 00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:18,920 We figured you got busted. 504 00:29:19,004 --> 00:29:23,592 What, me? Never. I just took a vacation to Bonnet City. 505 00:29:23,675 --> 00:29:25,343 Oh, man, you went back? 506 00:29:25,426 --> 00:29:27,178 I had to see my parents. 507 00:29:27,262 --> 00:29:30,474 My dad was sick... with cancer. 508 00:29:30,557 --> 00:29:32,392 Oh, fuck, that sucks. 509 00:29:32,476 --> 00:29:33,769 Did they try to get you to stay? 510 00:29:33,852 --> 00:29:36,021 Are you kidding? They, like, begged. 511 00:29:36,104 --> 00:29:40,233 - They tried that shit with me, too. - Offered me a new pony cart. 512 00:29:41,985 --> 00:29:44,613 Anyway, I told them I missed it too much here. 513 00:29:45,155 --> 00:29:48,575 Yeah, you know, it's important to know where you make sense. 514 00:29:48,659 --> 00:29:51,244 Otherwise, you're not really living, you know? 515 00:29:55,791 --> 00:29:57,458 Speaking of living... 516 00:29:58,376 --> 00:30:02,047 do you wanna hook me up with some crank? 517 00:30:04,675 --> 00:30:06,342 Hey, boss lady. 518 00:30:06,426 --> 00:30:07,678 Hey. 519 00:30:07,761 --> 00:30:08,762 Um... 520 00:30:09,763 --> 00:30:10,972 You look comfortable. 521 00:30:11,056 --> 00:30:13,600 I like to air-dry. Sensitive skin. 522 00:30:13,684 --> 00:30:15,561 And these towels are the fucking worst. 523 00:30:15,644 --> 00:30:17,437 Oh, yeah, they're the worst. 524 00:30:17,521 --> 00:30:19,523 How does it feel being a magnate? 525 00:30:19,606 --> 00:30:21,191 No, I'm not really... 526 00:30:22,275 --> 00:30:25,654 Today's panty smuggler, tomorrow's Fortune 500. 527 00:30:25,737 --> 00:30:27,447 Sisters are doing it for themselves. 528 00:30:28,824 --> 00:30:30,450 You're too young to know that song. 529 00:30:30,534 --> 00:30:33,119 - What song? - Never mind. 530 00:30:34,245 --> 00:30:38,333 - So, how's your first shipment doing? - We'll know soon. 531 00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:39,500 You must be psyched. 532 00:30:40,752 --> 00:30:42,253 It's really nice how supportive you are. 533 00:30:42,337 --> 00:30:43,547 Whatever. 534 00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:46,299 I was thinking, and I... I think you'd actually be 535 00:30:46,382 --> 00:30:50,721 a really great... person to ask about this. 536 00:30:50,804 --> 00:30:52,764 I'm thinking the spicy chicken packets 537 00:30:52,848 --> 00:30:55,767 might be worth more than the regular chicken packets, 538 00:30:55,851 --> 00:30:59,270 because they are certainly proving to be the most popular. 539 00:30:59,354 --> 00:31:00,355 Mmm. 540 00:31:01,272 --> 00:31:04,234 - Sounds like quite a pickle. - Mmm-hmm, yes. 541 00:31:04,317 --> 00:31:06,903 I'm sure you'll figure out what you want. 542 00:31:07,904 --> 00:31:09,906 I have every confidence in you. 543 00:31:11,908 --> 00:31:14,995 All right, who stole my towel? 544 00:31:20,291 --> 00:31:23,378 - Ugh, how much longer? - We got about a half hour left. 545 00:31:23,461 --> 00:31:24,713 Oh! 546 00:31:24,796 --> 00:31:25,797 Ah! 547 00:31:27,423 --> 00:31:28,967 Crap! Crap! Crap! 548 00:31:29,050 --> 00:31:30,426 - Ow! - You cut yourself? 549 00:31:30,510 --> 00:31:31,803 No, but I broke that window. 550 00:31:31,887 --> 00:31:33,304 Somebody should go report this. 551 00:31:33,388 --> 00:31:34,848 - I'll do it. - I will! 552 00:31:45,566 --> 00:31:47,152 You sure you're okay? 553 00:31:47,235 --> 00:31:49,070 I said I was. 554 00:31:50,906 --> 00:31:53,449 Great, I'll get the rake. 555 00:32:07,047 --> 00:32:09,675 Um, where did that big piece go? 556 00:32:10,383 --> 00:32:14,054 Big piece of... What big piece? 557 00:32:14,137 --> 00:32:16,556 I told that hot bald guard. He said to leave it. 558 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,391 Maintenance will deal with it in the morning. 559 00:32:18,474 --> 00:32:21,978 Oop! Sorry, Maintenance. That's the way the cookie crumbles! 560 00:32:25,691 --> 00:32:27,233 Did Norma send you? 561 00:32:27,317 --> 00:32:30,737 No, my heart just changed with the power of your love. 562 00:32:31,988 --> 00:32:33,323 Yes, Norma sent me. 563 00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:36,743 Okay. 564 00:32:38,369 --> 00:32:41,039 Can I sit or something? Isn't that what people do? 565 00:32:41,998 --> 00:32:42,999 Yeah. 566 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,221 So... 567 00:32:56,304 --> 00:32:58,849 I'm not that great at apologies. 568 00:32:59,390 --> 00:33:01,852 "I'm sorry" is usually a strong opener. 569 00:33:01,935 --> 00:33:04,187 Let me work up to it. 570 00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:08,608 So, I don't know why I take structure so serious, but I guess I do. 571 00:33:08,692 --> 00:33:12,320 And... I think it might have something to do with 572 00:33:12,403 --> 00:33:14,906 being raised in a church that people like to shit on a lot. 573 00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:16,950 Oh, my God, what church? 574 00:33:17,033 --> 00:33:18,659 It doesn't matter. 575 00:33:19,660 --> 00:33:23,623 The point is... is that it was hard sometimes... 576 00:33:23,707 --> 00:33:25,416 a lot of the time. 577 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:28,086 But if you knew who you were and what you believed, 578 00:33:28,169 --> 00:33:29,796 then it didn't matter if they called you names 579 00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,840 or made fun of your buggy or whatever. 580 00:33:31,923 --> 00:33:35,176 You knew you were better than them because you belonged. 581 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:38,471 And when I stopped having that... 582 00:33:41,474 --> 00:33:44,770 Anyway, when I started doing the Norma meetings... 583 00:33:44,853 --> 00:33:47,022 it finally felt like I belonged to something again, 584 00:33:47,105 --> 00:33:48,398 even if it was small, 585 00:33:48,481 --> 00:33:50,400 and I didn't want people to shit on it. 586 00:33:50,483 --> 00:33:54,154 So, when you came in acting like the rules were nothing, I got a little... 587 00:33:55,238 --> 00:33:57,824 carried away, maybe. 588 00:33:57,908 --> 00:34:00,618 Wait, your buggy... 589 00:34:01,828 --> 00:34:03,496 Do you mean you're, like... 590 00:34:06,499 --> 00:34:08,877 So, you, like, wore a bonnet? 591 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,461 Yeah. 592 00:34:10,545 --> 00:34:15,216 I'm sorry, it's, like, um... just, like, you in a... 593 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,634 in a bonnet! 594 00:34:16,717 --> 00:34:18,719 Did you hear this? Did you... 595 00:34:18,804 --> 00:34:22,098 You churn butter. You Harrison Ford in Witness. 596 00:34:22,182 --> 00:34:24,893 That movie has a lot of inaccuracies. 597 00:34:24,976 --> 00:34:26,895 Uh, you a total weirdo. 598 00:34:28,521 --> 00:34:31,232 Oh, no! Oh, my God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Leanne. I didn't... 599 00:34:31,316 --> 00:34:33,651 Keep my name out of your fucking mouth, you fucking half-breed. 600 00:34:34,652 --> 00:34:36,404 Hope you enjoy hell. 601 00:34:38,156 --> 00:34:41,451 Yeah, she no good at apologies. 602 00:35:05,641 --> 00:35:08,103 I thought you might be hungry. 603 00:35:08,186 --> 00:35:09,479 What if someone sees? 604 00:35:09,562 --> 00:35:12,148 The elders are already out of line. 605 00:35:12,232 --> 00:35:15,360 Shunning is for guiding people back to the church. 606 00:35:15,443 --> 00:35:17,362 But you didn't turn your back on the church. 607 00:35:18,071 --> 00:35:20,365 I did worse. 608 00:35:20,448 --> 00:35:22,993 I sent their kids to jail. 609 00:35:33,586 --> 00:35:35,881 How could you be so careless? 610 00:35:35,964 --> 00:35:37,632 Our daughter was hungry. 611 00:35:37,715 --> 00:35:39,759 As if things aren't bad enough. 612 00:35:40,927 --> 00:35:43,221 Our business is suffering. 613 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:46,474 No one wants their sons working for me. 614 00:35:48,018 --> 00:35:50,311 We'll be broke if it goes on like this. 615 00:35:53,857 --> 00:35:55,691 Time will heal the wound. 616 00:35:55,775 --> 00:35:58,319 We have to be patient and forbearing. 617 00:36:01,739 --> 00:36:03,408 She's our daughter. 618 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,465 - Hey. - Hey. 619 00:36:19,549 --> 00:36:23,303 I didn't want you to think I'm some kind of bitch or nothing from before. 620 00:36:23,386 --> 00:36:25,388 Oh, that? I wasn't worried about that. 621 00:36:26,222 --> 00:36:27,640 Yeah, you were. 622 00:36:27,723 --> 00:36:29,725 Yeah, I kind of shit my pants, actually. 623 00:36:29,809 --> 00:36:32,437 I mean... not literally. 624 00:36:34,397 --> 00:36:37,984 You know, everybody around here has a big mouth, 625 00:36:38,068 --> 00:36:40,195 and especially the beanbags. 626 00:36:40,278 --> 00:36:42,197 And if they find out that we're becoming all friendly, 627 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,784 then our happy lake times are gone, just like that... okay? 628 00:36:48,744 --> 00:36:51,331 So, we have to maintain boundaries. 629 00:36:51,414 --> 00:36:53,583 Inmate, step out of the bubble. 630 00:36:53,666 --> 00:36:55,835 Yes, sir, Mr. Donuts, sir. 631 00:36:55,919 --> 00:36:56,962 That's Mr. Coates to you. 632 00:36:57,045 --> 00:37:00,173 - Officer Coates. - That's Officer Coates to you! 633 00:37:00,798 --> 00:37:04,094 You got potential. All right, Officer Coates. 634 00:37:04,177 --> 00:37:07,680 - Good night, sir. - Good night... inmate. 635 00:37:18,524 --> 00:37:20,276 You're not on the list. 636 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,279 - What's that supposed to be, anyway? - The bag said "Irish stew." 637 00:37:23,363 --> 00:37:25,281 Looks like the fajitas. 638 00:37:25,781 --> 00:37:27,617 One kosher meal, please. 639 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,328 - Your name isn't on the list. - You didn't even look at the list. 640 00:37:30,411 --> 00:37:32,913 It's a short list. Do you want this or not? 641 00:37:32,998 --> 00:37:35,708 Yeah, hit me. 642 00:37:35,791 --> 00:37:38,294 - Let me guess. - Not on the list. 643 00:37:38,378 --> 00:37:40,964 Man, I told that rabbi I was Drake's cousin, 644 00:37:41,047 --> 00:37:43,091 worked the whole Black-Jewish mafia thing. 645 00:37:43,174 --> 00:37:44,884 But I guess he ain't never heard of Drake. 646 00:37:44,968 --> 00:37:47,387 Well, fool, you're, like, fifty shades darker than Drake. 647 00:37:47,470 --> 00:37:48,846 Fifty Shades of Drake. 648 00:37:48,929 --> 00:37:49,930 Mmm. 649 00:37:50,015 --> 00:37:51,975 - Yeah. - That's right, girl. 650 00:37:52,058 --> 00:37:53,977 Somebody must've passed that test. 651 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:56,104 One kosher meal coming right up. 652 00:37:58,731 --> 00:38:01,734 The Abrahamic religions are pretty much all the same, 653 00:38:01,817 --> 00:38:04,362 till you get to Jesus. 654 00:38:04,445 --> 00:38:06,739 Yo, Red, you eat this shit? 655 00:38:08,866 --> 00:38:11,619 People of the cafeteria, in case you haven't heard, 656 00:38:11,702 --> 00:38:14,247 I didn't cook it. 657 00:38:14,330 --> 00:38:16,457 I punch in, I punch out. 658 00:38:16,541 --> 00:38:18,834 I play Sudoku, I scratch my ass. 659 00:38:18,918 --> 00:38:20,795 If I had e-mail, I would check it. 660 00:38:20,878 --> 00:38:25,716 But the food you eat does not have even a piece of my soul in it. 661 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,842 That is all. 662 00:38:30,263 --> 00:38:33,641 - Only one thing left to do now. - What's that? 663 00:38:33,724 --> 00:38:35,143 Convert for real. 664 00:38:35,226 --> 00:38:37,270 Where my dreidel at? 665 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:43,693 Writer's block? 666 00:38:44,610 --> 00:38:48,073 It's like I can see the words, but I can't make them obey me. 667 00:38:48,156 --> 00:38:51,409 That's okay. Fran Lebowitz hasn't written anything for 30 years, 668 00:38:51,492 --> 00:38:52,993 and people still think she's great. 669 00:38:53,078 --> 00:38:56,039 - Yeah, as great as Gena Showalter? - I don't know who that is. 670 00:38:56,122 --> 00:38:57,415 Hey, I was wondering, um, 671 00:38:57,498 --> 00:39:02,002 you know when Sunflower takes both Rodcocks at once, 672 00:39:02,087 --> 00:39:05,131 and she says, "I can feel you in my eyeballs"? 673 00:39:05,215 --> 00:39:08,468 I'm wondering, is that, you know, poetry... 674 00:39:08,551 --> 00:39:11,346 or can she literally feel his penises in her eyeballs? 675 00:39:11,429 --> 00:39:14,474 I like to let the words speak for themselves. 676 00:39:14,557 --> 00:39:17,727 Because I personally, I really identify with Sunflower, 677 00:39:17,810 --> 00:39:20,063 and it seems like she might be polymorphously perverse. 678 00:39:20,146 --> 00:39:21,981 - You know what that is? - Yes. 679 00:39:23,274 --> 00:39:24,275 No. 680 00:39:24,359 --> 00:39:27,403 Well, Freud describes it as a time before age five 681 00:39:27,487 --> 00:39:31,031 when any part of your body can be aroused by almost anything. 682 00:39:31,116 --> 00:39:34,910 Like, your elbow... your kneecap... 683 00:39:35,911 --> 00:39:37,247 your eyeballs. 684 00:39:38,748 --> 00:39:40,916 I remember feeling like I was the only one. 685 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,587 So, if Sunflower or... 686 00:39:44,670 --> 00:39:48,258 anyone... felt that way... 687 00:39:48,341 --> 00:39:52,220 I'd want them to know that... they aren't alone. 688 00:39:56,015 --> 00:39:58,434 Suzanne, you forgot your... 689 00:40:02,355 --> 00:40:05,233 I'm scared to ask. How did it go with Gerber? 690 00:40:05,316 --> 00:40:06,859 Who's Gerber? 691 00:40:06,942 --> 00:40:09,404 Baby face... our corruptible young man. 692 00:40:09,487 --> 00:40:11,489 Oh, yeah! 693 00:40:11,572 --> 00:40:14,534 We met at a dog park near his house. 694 00:40:14,617 --> 00:40:17,120 You know, he dyed his dog to look like a tiger. 695 00:40:17,203 --> 00:40:18,663 But you got the goods? 696 00:40:20,206 --> 00:40:23,209 Oh, my God, you don't know yet. Of course you don't know. 697 00:40:23,293 --> 00:40:25,670 Oh, no, Cal... What happened? 698 00:40:25,753 --> 00:40:28,714 Pipes... we sold out overnight. 699 00:40:30,841 --> 00:40:33,344 Shut up. 700 00:40:33,428 --> 00:40:35,721 - Yes. - All 20 pairs? 701 00:40:35,805 --> 00:40:38,349 Frankly, I think we're selling ourselves a little short at 50 bucks a pop. 702 00:40:38,433 --> 00:40:41,644 I think we should shoot for the moon, and go for, like, 75, maybe. 703 00:40:41,727 --> 00:40:43,146 And the more we can get... 704 00:40:43,229 --> 00:40:45,606 Well, that means that I'll have to recruit more panty girls. 705 00:40:46,399 --> 00:40:48,318 Seriously, that's what you call them? 706 00:40:48,401 --> 00:40:49,819 This whole thing is like Christmas. 707 00:40:49,902 --> 00:40:51,987 - What is on your arm? - Oh. 708 00:40:52,905 --> 00:40:55,491 Oh, yeah, uh, there are reviews up on the site. 709 00:40:55,575 --> 00:40:57,076 Already? 710 00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,245 World Wide Web, man. It's some fast shit. 711 00:40:59,329 --> 00:41:00,788 I hear it's the latest thing. 712 00:41:00,871 --> 00:41:03,123 - I wrote down the good ones to tell you. - Okay. 713 00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:07,628 "Great service, lovely scent." 714 00:41:07,712 --> 00:41:09,297 Aw. 715 00:41:09,380 --> 00:41:11,299 "Prison bitches are the ripest." 716 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:13,926 That's a good one, I think. 717 00:41:14,009 --> 00:41:15,010 What do you mean, "That's a good one"? 718 00:41:15,094 --> 00:41:16,929 Does that mean that there are bad ones? 719 00:41:17,012 --> 00:41:19,390 Uh, there are a couple, but I'm not going to tell you. 720 00:41:19,474 --> 00:41:21,476 All people ever remember are the bad ones. 721 00:41:21,559 --> 00:41:22,893 I'm in prison, Cal. 722 00:41:22,977 --> 00:41:24,812 I've got some pretty thick skin these days. 723 00:41:24,895 --> 00:41:26,772 People think the packaging could be better. 724 00:41:26,856 --> 00:41:28,191 That's bullshit. 725 00:41:30,150 --> 00:41:33,028 I mean, you try packaging things with stolen kitchen supplies. 726 00:41:33,112 --> 00:41:34,113 I know. 727 00:41:34,780 --> 00:41:37,074 But maybe they're right. 728 00:41:37,157 --> 00:41:39,410 Maybe you should repackage them when you get them, 729 00:41:39,494 --> 00:41:41,704 and then you can ship them. 730 00:41:41,787 --> 00:41:44,332 Oh, man, I feel awful that they look bad. 731 00:41:44,415 --> 00:41:45,791 Anyways, moving on, 732 00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:49,754 people are already asking for some very weird stuff... 733 00:41:49,837 --> 00:41:53,132 - Huh. - Like murder panties. 734 00:41:53,216 --> 00:41:55,175 Now, I assume that is when the murderers wear them 735 00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:56,677 and not the victims. 736 00:41:56,761 --> 00:42:00,390 One guy really wants Samoan girls with really big feet. 737 00:42:00,473 --> 00:42:02,600 - I don't know any Samoan girls. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 738 00:42:02,683 --> 00:42:03,851 They don't have to know that. 739 00:42:03,934 --> 00:42:06,103 You can be anyone that you say you are, 740 00:42:06,186 --> 00:42:07,187 but you gotta be careful. 741 00:42:07,272 --> 00:42:09,732 You can't go saying that you're some black lady serial killer 742 00:42:09,815 --> 00:42:11,567 who specializes in killing bald men 743 00:42:11,651 --> 00:42:14,069 with blows from a poison-tipped sai kata, 744 00:42:14,153 --> 00:42:18,157 and then the customer finds a blond pube in there. Uh-uh. 745 00:42:18,241 --> 00:42:20,200 You gotta maintain the fantasy. 746 00:42:20,285 --> 00:42:22,119 Good point. 747 00:42:22,202 --> 00:42:24,121 You frighten me, but... 748 00:42:25,039 --> 00:42:26,416 good point. 749 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:30,210 Did your mom let you have it? I sure hope so. 750 00:42:30,295 --> 00:42:31,546 I'm grounded for two months. 751 00:42:31,629 --> 00:42:34,382 Well, you deserve it... but you're still my little boy. 752 00:42:34,465 --> 00:42:35,591 Whatever. 753 00:42:35,675 --> 00:42:37,968 It was worth it to teach that little bitch Laronne a lesson. 754 00:42:38,052 --> 00:42:40,346 What lesson? What did he do to you? 755 00:42:40,430 --> 00:42:43,891 - Looking at me funny. - What do you mean "funny"? 756 00:42:43,974 --> 00:42:47,687 Probably fagging out on me. I had to school that shit-stabber. 757 00:42:47,770 --> 00:42:51,190 Baby, don't play tough... and watch your mouth. 758 00:42:51,274 --> 00:42:53,318 I know you only did it to impress that Benny. 759 00:42:53,401 --> 00:42:56,236 Benny? Benny ran away like a little wuss. 760 00:42:56,321 --> 00:42:57,863 He did? 761 00:42:57,947 --> 00:43:00,157 I should stomp his bitch ass next. 762 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:02,410 I don't know who's the bigger pussy, him or Laronne. 763 00:43:06,581 --> 00:43:08,874 Come on, guys, look at the pretty colors. 764 00:43:10,084 --> 00:43:12,712 - You're that one. - Which one? 765 00:43:12,795 --> 00:43:15,881 That Downsy one that keeps missing all the crumbs. 766 00:43:15,965 --> 00:43:17,592 Oh, yeah? Well, you're the brown one over there 767 00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:19,760 that keeps swimming around in circles. 768 00:43:19,844 --> 00:43:23,598 I'm not a stupid brown duck. I'm a hot green duck. 769 00:43:23,681 --> 00:43:27,059 The green ducks are males, dummy. You wanna be a man duck? 770 00:43:27,142 --> 00:43:29,604 It's a man's world. 771 00:43:29,687 --> 00:43:31,856 Name like Doggett, maybe you're not a duck. 772 00:43:31,939 --> 00:43:33,273 You're a dog. 773 00:43:33,358 --> 00:43:36,319 Well, I can swim good. I can fetch even better. 774 00:43:36,402 --> 00:43:37,612 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 775 00:43:37,695 --> 00:43:38,696 Let's see about that. 776 00:43:38,779 --> 00:43:41,198 - What? - Fetch! 777 00:43:41,281 --> 00:43:43,242 Fetch, Doggett, fetch. 778 00:43:47,413 --> 00:43:48,998 Good girl. 779 00:43:51,125 --> 00:43:53,544 Good Doggett. 780 00:43:55,129 --> 00:43:56,881 Fetch with your mouth this time. 781 00:44:01,636 --> 00:44:03,804 - Go on. - Okay. 782 00:44:03,888 --> 00:44:05,305 Fetch. 783 00:44:11,687 --> 00:44:13,147 What's the matter, girl? 784 00:44:13,230 --> 00:44:15,315 It's all wet here and muddy. 785 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,484 Uh-uh-uh. 786 00:44:16,567 --> 00:44:19,904 Sorry, I only understand dog talk. 787 00:44:19,987 --> 00:44:22,197 You're a dog playing fetch with a dog? 788 00:44:22,281 --> 00:44:24,367 That doesn't make any sense. 789 00:44:24,450 --> 00:44:27,036 I said, "Fetch," inmate! 790 00:44:36,336 --> 00:44:37,337 Good girl. 791 00:44:39,382 --> 00:44:41,008 Good Doggett. 792 00:44:50,392 --> 00:44:51,561 Hey! 793 00:44:57,274 --> 00:44:59,610 It's okay. There's no one around. 794 00:45:02,447 --> 00:45:05,700 Fuck, I like you so much. 795 00:45:05,783 --> 00:45:06,867 Okay. 796 00:45:06,951 --> 00:45:12,039 I... like... you... so... much. 797 00:45:12,122 --> 00:45:13,123 Okay. 798 00:45:15,417 --> 00:45:16,544 Right. 799 00:45:18,671 --> 00:45:20,339 Boundaries. 800 00:45:26,136 --> 00:45:27,472 I know it sounds rough, 801 00:45:27,555 --> 00:45:30,307 but sometimes you gotta cut people loose. 802 00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:33,561 Sometimes people don't belong, 803 00:45:33,644 --> 00:45:36,522 and the most important thing is the unity of the group. 804 00:45:37,898 --> 00:45:42,069 Yeah, I told her there was a place for her and you wanted her back, but... 805 00:45:43,278 --> 00:45:45,447 she didn't seem into it. 806 00:45:48,325 --> 00:45:49,660 It's like you always say... 807 00:45:52,872 --> 00:45:56,041 Sometimes the kindest thing is to let people go. 808 00:47:06,612 --> 00:47:10,074 So, is that, like, a... Chinese thing, or... 809 00:47:26,799 --> 00:47:27,925 You want this book? 810 00:47:28,008 --> 00:47:30,260 I don't cook Italian much, but what this woman does with butter... 811 00:47:30,344 --> 00:47:33,013 What'll I use it for, a doorstop? 812 00:47:36,934 --> 00:47:40,354 Hey, pity party... you need to let this shit go. 813 00:47:40,437 --> 00:47:43,148 You're right, the food tastes like crap, 814 00:47:43,232 --> 00:47:46,485 and I get 1,000 different visions of hell when I put it in my mouth, 815 00:47:46,568 --> 00:47:47,945 but your face is not one of them. 816 00:47:48,028 --> 00:47:50,948 We get it, you didn't cook it. 817 00:47:51,031 --> 00:47:52,032 Stop apologizing. 818 00:47:52,116 --> 00:47:54,827 The more you apologize... the worse it tastes. 819 00:47:55,995 --> 00:47:59,999 You gotta move... the fuck... on. 820 00:48:04,419 --> 00:48:06,088 Thanks. 821 00:48:06,171 --> 00:48:07,673 I needed that. 822 00:48:18,433 --> 00:48:20,435 Can I help you? 823 00:48:22,521 --> 00:48:25,190 No... never mind. 824 00:49:22,957 --> 00:49:24,499 Holy shit! 825 00:49:25,292 --> 00:49:27,127 - This is major. - Right? 826 00:49:27,795 --> 00:49:32,091 I mean, there was one bad review, but it's... not like I care. 827 00:49:32,174 --> 00:49:34,593 Although, they were... kind of right. 828 00:49:35,219 --> 00:49:38,347 Say you expand to 16 panty girls 829 00:49:38,430 --> 00:49:40,599 and you go down to two days per pair of panties, 830 00:49:40,682 --> 00:49:42,434 that's 48 pairs of panties per week. 831 00:49:42,517 --> 00:49:44,979 Times that by $75 each, 832 00:49:45,062 --> 00:49:48,816 and you have a gross amount... of... 833 00:49:48,899 --> 00:49:49,900 Holy fuck! 834 00:49:49,984 --> 00:49:51,151 What? 835 00:49:51,235 --> 00:49:53,278 $3,600 a week. 836 00:49:54,154 --> 00:49:55,155 Wow. 837 00:49:56,156 --> 00:49:57,241 But two days per panty, 838 00:49:57,324 --> 00:49:59,659 wouldn't that be more than three pairs per week? 839 00:49:59,744 --> 00:50:03,163 Yeah, but you should give them a day off... 840 00:50:04,498 --> 00:50:06,666 - for the Sabbath. - Oh. 841 00:50:06,751 --> 00:50:09,544 Look at you. You're a good Christian girl. 842 00:50:09,628 --> 00:50:12,047 - Actually, I'm Buddhist. - Of course you are. 843 00:50:13,132 --> 00:50:15,467 Maybe they'll give you a special Buddha meal. 844 00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:16,551 Ew, no, they're gross. 845 00:50:16,635 --> 00:50:18,846 It's some sort of gluten shit instead of meat. 846 00:50:18,929 --> 00:50:21,640 But now that they're cracking down on the fake Jews, 847 00:50:21,723 --> 00:50:23,350 I'm thinking of going halal. 848 00:50:25,394 --> 00:50:27,646 You really know how to work a system. 849 00:50:27,729 --> 00:50:29,774 I'm a hard worker. 850 00:50:30,607 --> 00:50:31,691 Mmm. 851 00:50:32,777 --> 00:50:36,155 So, what did Alex say when you told her the good news? 852 00:50:36,238 --> 00:50:38,032 Oh, but I haven't told her. 853 00:50:38,115 --> 00:50:40,659 She's been busy. 854 00:50:40,742 --> 00:50:42,870 And by "busy," I mean psychologically unstable. 855 00:50:43,662 --> 00:50:46,999 And by "psychologically unstable," I mean annoying. 856 00:50:48,042 --> 00:50:51,086 Well... I'm honored that you told me first. 857 00:50:51,170 --> 00:50:53,755 - Sixteen girls. - Mmm-hmm. 858 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,092 I have to make sure we find girls we can trust. 859 00:50:57,176 --> 00:50:59,011 Yeah. 860 00:50:59,094 --> 00:51:03,098 Girls that we know will be into it. 861 00:51:03,182 --> 00:51:05,976 - "It" being panties? - Yeah. 862 00:51:07,436 --> 00:51:10,647 - That won't be hard. - It won't? 863 00:51:10,730 --> 00:51:12,817 No, it's like, um... 864 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:16,195 it's like sussing out whether somebody's into you or not. 865 00:51:16,278 --> 00:51:19,656 When you know it, you know it... you know? 866 00:51:20,199 --> 00:51:22,451 On the other hand, sometimes you can... 867 00:51:24,328 --> 00:51:26,246 suspect... 868 00:51:26,330 --> 00:51:31,543 but you're not... totally sure-sure. 869 00:51:31,626 --> 00:51:35,630 And so, you're left... sitting in that expectation... 870 00:51:36,882 --> 00:51:41,011 waiting for someone to... break the suspense. 871 00:51:52,731 --> 00:51:55,817 Did that clear things up? 872 00:51:58,570 --> 00:51:59,571 No. 873 00:52:01,531 --> 00:52:04,409 In fact, that just made everything a lot more fucking confusing. 874 00:52:05,285 --> 00:52:06,954 Uh... 875 00:52:07,037 --> 00:52:08,372 Sorry. 876 00:52:08,455 --> 00:52:10,082 It's not your fault. 877 00:52:12,626 --> 00:52:14,128 Yeah, it is. 878 00:52:14,211 --> 00:52:16,338 Okay, yeah. 879 00:52:17,589 --> 00:52:19,341 Yeah, it kind of is.