1 00:01:02,735 --> 00:01:08,127 synced and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:13,251 --> 00:01:14,502 Ah! 3 00:01:14,585 --> 00:01:15,712 Say it. 4 00:01:15,795 --> 00:01:17,088 Say it! 5 00:01:17,171 --> 00:01:20,049 You're the man. Oh, you're the man! 6 00:01:22,677 --> 00:01:25,096 Oh, my God. 7 00:01:34,773 --> 00:01:36,565 - Ew. - Gross. 8 00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:45,825 Your place depresses me. 9 00:01:47,118 --> 00:01:50,789 The walls are sticky with loneliness. 10 00:01:51,998 --> 00:01:56,085 I'm disgusted with myself... every time. 11 00:01:57,378 --> 00:01:59,047 Why am I fucking you? 12 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:03,009 You fancy yourself a nice guy, Joe... 13 00:02:03,092 --> 00:02:05,011 but you're not. 14 00:02:05,094 --> 00:02:07,889 You're a deeply angry and resentful man... 15 00:02:09,223 --> 00:02:13,436 because the world hasn't appreciated you the way you think you deserve. 16 00:02:13,519 --> 00:02:17,440 And right now, there's no one you resent more than me. 17 00:02:17,523 --> 00:02:19,233 So in fucking me, 18 00:02:19,317 --> 00:02:23,029 you get a small leak in that overinflated resentment balloon... 19 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:25,281 and it gives you some relief. 20 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:27,992 I've given this some thought. 21 00:02:30,829 --> 00:02:32,496 Feels good, doesn't it? 22 00:02:33,832 --> 00:02:36,292 See you next Tuesday. 23 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:38,211 See you next Tuesday. 24 00:02:41,005 --> 00:02:42,506 I see what you did there. 25 00:02:44,258 --> 00:02:47,303 The NFFE said they can't help us now that we're private. 26 00:02:47,386 --> 00:02:49,973 And a lot of the big unions won't rep security workers. 27 00:02:50,056 --> 00:02:51,891 So what's our option? 28 00:02:51,975 --> 00:02:53,559 - We form our own. - Just us? 29 00:02:53,642 --> 00:02:55,979 That's the lamest union ever. We'll have no power. 30 00:02:56,062 --> 00:02:57,313 Got no power now. 31 00:02:57,396 --> 00:02:58,773 This one time in middle school, 32 00:02:58,857 --> 00:03:01,234 I staged a walkout, all right, to get more pizza days. 33 00:03:01,317 --> 00:03:03,444 Got suspended for two days. 34 00:03:03,527 --> 00:03:06,197 The squeaky mouse is cat food, all right? 35 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,824 Just saying. 36 00:03:12,411 --> 00:03:13,955 What the fuck is going on here? 37 00:03:14,038 --> 00:03:16,207 We're unionizing. 38 00:03:16,290 --> 00:03:18,459 That's the boss, dummy. 39 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:20,169 It's Caputo. He's one of us. 40 00:03:20,795 --> 00:03:24,215 Our new private overlords nixed our union memberships. 41 00:03:24,298 --> 00:03:27,343 Fine print in the startup paperwork. Sneaky bastards. 42 00:03:27,426 --> 00:03:31,264 Same size as the rest of the print. Clearly stated. 43 00:03:31,347 --> 00:03:32,348 You knew about this? 44 00:03:32,431 --> 00:03:35,018 Yeah... because unlike the rest of you, 45 00:03:35,101 --> 00:03:37,729 I actually read something before I sign it. 46 00:03:37,812 --> 00:03:40,982 How about you count your blessings that you all got rehired? 47 00:03:41,065 --> 00:03:44,527 Could be bagging groceries down at the Stop and Shop. 48 00:03:44,610 --> 00:03:47,613 I am bagging groceries at the Stop and Shop. 49 00:03:47,696 --> 00:03:49,323 Every weekend. 50 00:03:49,407 --> 00:03:51,575 Yeah, I work security at Riverside Mall. 51 00:03:51,659 --> 00:03:55,079 This troll manager at Best Buy says I'm lacking people skills. 52 00:03:55,163 --> 00:03:57,581 But really, I think he's just threatened by my height. 53 00:03:57,665 --> 00:03:58,792 Okay... 54 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:00,752 I get it. 55 00:04:00,835 --> 00:04:03,046 I get that this is a financial strain. 56 00:04:03,129 --> 00:04:06,007 Listen, guys, we're six weeks in. 57 00:04:06,090 --> 00:04:11,095 You gotta prove that you're valuable before you can start demanding shit. 58 00:04:11,179 --> 00:04:12,263 They've turned you. 59 00:04:12,346 --> 00:04:14,849 - Corporate wonk. - Pod person. 60 00:04:15,934 --> 00:04:17,977 Okay, Norma Rae, out of my way. 61 00:04:18,061 --> 00:04:19,979 I need a goddamn cup of coffee. 62 00:04:21,856 --> 00:04:23,817 These are work hours. 63 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:27,111 Rabble-rouse on your own time. 64 00:04:27,195 --> 00:04:29,655 Let's go! Come on! 65 00:04:38,706 --> 00:04:44,545 And the 175-pound weight class goes to the Richmond Wolverines! 66 00:04:44,628 --> 00:04:46,840 Yeah, Wolverines! 67 00:04:48,382 --> 00:04:52,511 A hero is not just a guy who runs into burning buildings. 68 00:04:52,595 --> 00:04:54,263 It's also a person who shows us 69 00:04:54,347 --> 00:04:57,016 what it means to be a decent human being. 70 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:59,811 Now, none of yous agreed to wrestle that kid from Central today. 71 00:04:59,894 --> 00:05:03,647 Kendall, uh... something. I get it. 72 00:05:03,731 --> 00:05:06,067 It's embarrassing to grapple with... 73 00:05:07,526 --> 00:05:11,114 The coach tells me his one dream in life is to wrestle. 74 00:05:11,197 --> 00:05:12,698 And who stepped up? 75 00:05:12,781 --> 00:05:15,743 Our number-one seed, Joey Caputo. 76 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:19,622 He didn't have to. Joey's got nothing to prove. 77 00:05:19,705 --> 00:05:21,415 But he still volunteered. 78 00:05:21,499 --> 00:05:23,542 Now that is a hero. 79 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,589 Look at that kid. 80 00:05:30,341 --> 00:05:31,717 Look how happy he is. 81 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,512 Hey, special kids got feelings too, right? 82 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:37,265 I'm gonna let him feel like he's really doing it. 83 00:05:38,975 --> 00:05:40,309 You're a good man, Joey. 84 00:05:40,393 --> 00:05:43,396 And next up, we have an exhibition match 85 00:05:43,479 --> 00:05:46,399 between two very special wrestlers. 86 00:05:46,482 --> 00:05:49,693 Joseph Salvatore Caputo and Kendall Barnes. 87 00:05:49,777 --> 00:05:51,320 Let's give a big round of applause! 88 00:05:51,404 --> 00:05:54,532 I'm a champion! I'm a champion! 89 00:05:55,866 --> 00:05:57,076 Yeah, Joey! 90 00:05:59,037 --> 00:06:00,163 You're amazing. 91 00:06:00,246 --> 00:06:01,998 No, he is. 92 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:10,839 All right, go easy on me, buddy. 93 00:06:10,924 --> 00:06:11,925 No way. 94 00:06:15,929 --> 00:06:18,514 Show 'em what you got, Kendall! 95 00:06:18,973 --> 00:06:20,183 Huh? 96 00:06:24,062 --> 00:06:25,438 I'm a champion! I'm a champion! 97 00:06:25,521 --> 00:06:28,649 Fuck. There goes States. 98 00:06:31,945 --> 00:06:34,155 Here you go. It's for all of us. 99 00:06:34,238 --> 00:06:35,614 Great, thanks. 100 00:06:56,010 --> 00:06:59,638 You must stand at count under Code 320. 101 00:06:59,722 --> 00:07:01,432 Hey, Space Admiral. 102 00:07:05,853 --> 00:07:07,438 Double shocker. 103 00:07:08,606 --> 00:07:09,898 Back in your bunks. 104 00:07:13,402 --> 00:07:15,196 - Rice? - Yeah? 105 00:07:15,279 --> 00:07:16,864 Sara Rice? 106 00:07:16,948 --> 00:07:19,450 I got your pack-out clothes and your release paperwork. 107 00:07:20,909 --> 00:07:23,454 What are you waiting for? You want out or not? Get moving. 108 00:07:26,457 --> 00:07:27,875 Who do they think you are? 109 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:29,668 Someone with my same last name. 110 00:07:29,752 --> 00:07:31,920 See, it's her name with my ID number. 111 00:07:32,005 --> 00:07:34,132 That new guard don't know anybody. She thinks it's me. 112 00:07:34,215 --> 00:07:36,550 Holy shit, this is a miracle! 113 00:07:36,634 --> 00:07:37,969 Praise Norma! 114 00:07:38,052 --> 00:07:39,512 Is she maxing out? 115 00:07:39,595 --> 00:07:41,889 Yup, Sara Rice is outta here. No strings. 116 00:07:41,973 --> 00:07:43,432 Free Rice. 117 00:07:43,516 --> 00:07:45,226 I'm starting to feel bad. 118 00:07:45,309 --> 00:07:46,727 Fuck that bitch. 119 00:07:46,810 --> 00:07:48,980 You really think they'll let me out? 120 00:07:50,398 --> 00:07:53,192 There's only one way to know. You gotta try. 121 00:07:54,860 --> 00:07:59,032 If they let me go, then I'm gone. 122 00:08:11,627 --> 00:08:12,878 Hmm. 123 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:15,756 Oh, Lordy. 124 00:08:17,050 --> 00:08:18,092 What's that? 125 00:08:18,176 --> 00:08:20,094 Nothing. 126 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,014 You know, I never thought about it, 127 00:08:23,097 --> 00:08:26,184 but you and the Admiral share some definite similarities. 128 00:08:26,267 --> 00:08:30,271 What's this whole Admiral thing? Why does everyone keep calling me that? 129 00:08:30,354 --> 00:08:31,564 Give me that. 130 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,443 - Give me that. - Don't lose my place... all right? 131 00:08:35,526 --> 00:08:37,236 This is fucking crazy. 132 00:08:41,199 --> 00:08:42,533 Oh, God, not again! 133 00:08:42,616 --> 00:08:43,867 I'm not gonna hurt you. 134 00:08:43,951 --> 00:08:46,954 You just stay right there. 135 00:08:47,038 --> 00:08:49,873 Okay, I'm not moving. Listen... 136 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:54,795 I just... I just wanna say that I'm sorry. 137 00:08:55,963 --> 00:08:59,967 Okay? I feel bad. I did not mean to hit you. 138 00:09:00,051 --> 00:09:02,053 Oh, it kind of felt like you did. 139 00:09:05,013 --> 00:09:06,432 Are you gonna dime on me? 140 00:09:07,641 --> 00:09:10,144 I mean, I know you don't have a whole lot of reason not to. 141 00:09:10,228 --> 00:09:14,773 But... I was hoping that you could see that my apology is sincere. 142 00:09:15,608 --> 00:09:19,445 Let me make it up to you personally and not end up in Seg or down the hill. 143 00:09:19,528 --> 00:09:23,199 Is this some kind of enhanced interrogation technique? 144 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:25,534 Who sent you? 145 00:09:31,374 --> 00:09:32,625 Okay. 146 00:09:39,882 --> 00:09:41,550 I'm gonna come clean. 147 00:09:43,969 --> 00:09:46,013 I'm not NSA. 148 00:09:46,097 --> 00:09:47,181 I'm CIA. 149 00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:49,433 Oh, you expect me to believe that? 150 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:51,310 It's complicated. 151 00:09:51,394 --> 00:09:52,478 May I? 152 00:09:54,563 --> 00:09:55,981 What they don't know is... 153 00:09:56,064 --> 00:09:58,859 And by "they," I mean, you know, "they," 154 00:09:58,942 --> 00:10:01,028 like, the real "they..." 155 00:10:01,112 --> 00:10:03,114 is that I'm actually a double agent. 156 00:10:03,197 --> 00:10:04,240 And they don't know? 157 00:10:04,323 --> 00:10:08,369 That is why I had to beat you up, to throw them off-track. 158 00:10:08,452 --> 00:10:11,247 If they find out we're working together, they'll take me out. 159 00:10:11,330 --> 00:10:15,834 Oh, and if they get to you, they can redouble you. 160 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:17,211 Turn you back. 161 00:10:18,171 --> 00:10:19,755 - Exactly. - Oh! 162 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:24,009 That is why we can't call attention to our little incident. 163 00:10:25,052 --> 00:10:26,637 There's a lot at stake here. 164 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:30,349 I need your silence so that we can continue the work. 165 00:10:30,433 --> 00:10:32,059 Yeah, man. 166 00:10:32,143 --> 00:10:35,438 And thank you for getting me that Vagisil. 167 00:10:36,314 --> 00:10:38,441 'Cause this was just so itchy. 168 00:10:38,524 --> 00:10:40,193 Thank you. 169 00:10:40,276 --> 00:10:41,360 Hey... 170 00:10:41,444 --> 00:10:43,571 now you gotta really get me the Vagisil. 171 00:10:43,654 --> 00:10:47,491 You know, like, so we can... You know, just to cover up, 'cause... 172 00:10:47,575 --> 00:10:48,951 On it. 173 00:10:49,577 --> 00:10:52,246 Yo, where are my donuts? 174 00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:55,708 Not today. 175 00:10:55,791 --> 00:10:59,712 Girl, did I not tell you to suck a dick and get me some goodies? 176 00:10:59,795 --> 00:11:01,755 Chop-chop, little lady. 177 00:11:03,131 --> 00:11:05,133 Hey... 178 00:11:05,218 --> 00:11:07,010 what's the matter with you? 179 00:11:07,094 --> 00:11:08,637 Nothing, my stomach just hurts today. 180 00:11:08,721 --> 00:11:11,139 I don't feel like talking about snack foods. 181 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:14,893 Besides, I'm getting real presents from him now. 182 00:11:14,977 --> 00:11:16,937 Oh... 183 00:11:17,813 --> 00:11:19,315 Isn't that pretty? 184 00:11:19,398 --> 00:11:23,444 You know, like on the commercial where the husband surprises the wife? 185 00:11:23,527 --> 00:11:25,696 "Every kiss begins with Kay"? 186 00:11:25,779 --> 00:11:29,367 Yeah, um, no offense, 187 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:32,160 but that looks like some 99-cent bin shit. 188 00:11:32,245 --> 00:11:35,414 And it's gonna turn your wrist green. Look, it already has, see? 189 00:11:36,749 --> 00:11:38,959 What the fuck? 190 00:11:44,673 --> 00:11:47,551 - What happened? - Nothing. 191 00:11:47,635 --> 00:11:49,595 You're just jealous... 192 00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:51,930 'cause it's gold-plated with real gold. 193 00:11:52,014 --> 00:11:53,641 - Did he hurt you? - No! 194 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:56,018 You know, sometimes when men get around boobies, 195 00:11:56,101 --> 00:11:57,227 they don't know how to act. 196 00:11:57,311 --> 00:11:59,187 Okay? It's called hormones and stuff. 197 00:11:59,272 --> 00:12:02,024 But I don't know if you know about that 'cause you're a muff muncher. 198 00:12:02,107 --> 00:12:03,609 Did he force you? 199 00:12:05,486 --> 00:12:07,780 Well, I'm not gonna lie. 200 00:12:07,863 --> 00:12:10,616 I mean, I could've used a bit of a warm-up. 201 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:13,452 Doesn't feel really good when you're not ready. 202 00:12:13,536 --> 00:12:16,038 You know there's a word for that, right? 203 00:12:16,121 --> 00:12:17,205 No. 204 00:12:18,457 --> 00:12:21,419 Nah, it's not his fault. Mmm-mmm. I was the one. 205 00:12:21,502 --> 00:12:24,046 I was flirting too much, I was smiling, 206 00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:26,757 and I was really confusing. 207 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,510 Take that shit off your wrist right now. 208 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:34,807 He made a special trip to the mall for me. 209 00:12:36,099 --> 00:12:37,810 It's not his fault! 210 00:12:40,396 --> 00:12:41,730 Fuck. 211 00:12:47,361 --> 00:12:50,364 I just convinced Lolly that I was a CIA operative 212 00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:54,159 so that she wouldn't rat on me for attempting to choke her to death. 213 00:12:59,373 --> 00:13:01,584 Pipes, I'm losing it. 214 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:03,877 I am totally spinning out. 215 00:13:03,961 --> 00:13:05,754 Well... 216 00:13:05,838 --> 00:13:07,923 like the Kinks say... 217 00:13:08,006 --> 00:13:09,842 "Paranoia, the destroya." 218 00:13:09,925 --> 00:13:12,803 Well, there is a red under my bed... 219 00:13:12,886 --> 00:13:14,555 and a little yellow man in my head. 220 00:13:14,638 --> 00:13:16,098 Mmm-hmm. 221 00:13:17,891 --> 00:13:20,268 Sounds like it's... it's getting pretty bad. 222 00:13:22,145 --> 00:13:24,898 I beat the shit out of a crazy person. 223 00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:29,778 I imagine my death-by-shanking every waking minute and... 224 00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:33,240 I completely convinced myself 225 00:13:33,323 --> 00:13:35,534 that you were hooking up with that Stella chick. 226 00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:38,537 She has a Ninja Turtle tattoo. 227 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:40,498 I know! 228 00:13:40,581 --> 00:13:42,958 And that annoying dingo-fucker accent. 229 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:48,839 Please tell me I have nothing to worry about. 230 00:13:52,385 --> 00:13:55,596 You have nothing to worry about. 231 00:14:00,142 --> 00:14:02,478 I'm sorry I've been so crazy. 232 00:14:04,563 --> 00:14:06,273 Forgive me? 233 00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:09,402 I forgive you. 234 00:14:23,206 --> 00:14:26,419 - What happened to you? - None of your business. 235 00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:28,921 It was that fucking tranny's what happened. 236 00:14:30,088 --> 00:14:31,214 People should know. 237 00:14:31,298 --> 00:14:32,841 You didn't get locked up with a bunch of women 238 00:14:32,925 --> 00:14:35,135 so you could get beat on by a man. 239 00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:38,431 I don't know what's going on with that dude, but he's raging out. 240 00:14:38,514 --> 00:14:39,765 Who? Sophia? 241 00:14:39,848 --> 00:14:42,184 Sophia? She don't cause no problems. 242 00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:43,436 Uh-uh. 243 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:46,271 There's something wrong with that he-she whatever. 244 00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:48,273 Maybe his hormones are off. 245 00:14:48,356 --> 00:14:52,820 He attacked Gloria. This is a dangerous fucking situation. 246 00:14:52,903 --> 00:14:55,155 None of us are safe. 247 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:06,459 Oops. 248 00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:08,335 Better watch where you're going. 249 00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:32,443 Ladies, I was missing a panty drop in my bunk this morning. 250 00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,696 Sorry, kiddo. Talk to our rep. 251 00:15:35,779 --> 00:15:37,114 What are you talking about? 252 00:15:37,906 --> 00:15:41,452 We're exercising our collective bargaining rights. 253 00:15:41,535 --> 00:15:44,622 You wanna renegotiate our contract, she's right over there. 254 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,297 What's going on? 255 00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:59,011 We don't work for ramen no more. 256 00:15:59,094 --> 00:16:01,680 Fair pay for skanky pants. 257 00:16:03,348 --> 00:16:05,100 Yeah, what she said. 258 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:11,899 Come back to me with a better deal, and we'll talk. 259 00:16:15,277 --> 00:16:18,906 2-3-7-9. 260 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:22,576 Okay, you have $40 left in your commissary. 261 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:25,996 Here's a check for the remainder. Sign the back and we'll give you cash. 262 00:16:28,999 --> 00:16:30,793 There is a voucher for your bus ticket. 263 00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:34,797 Fingerprints, please. 264 00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,146 Sign here. 265 00:16:58,612 --> 00:17:00,363 Hey, stranger. 266 00:17:00,447 --> 00:17:02,407 Are you avoiding me? 267 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:05,285 - Yes. - Care to elaborate? 268 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,746 I... 269 00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:10,165 don't know what to say. I have a, um... 270 00:17:10,248 --> 00:17:12,918 - An Alex? - Yes, I have... 271 00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:15,087 an Alex. 272 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:19,758 Right, well, I'm crossing the picket line here, but... 273 00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:25,931 I've outdone myself. Really. 274 00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:28,016 Let me know when you want more. 275 00:17:36,066 --> 00:17:38,401 Uh, I've been waiting in my bunk all morning 276 00:17:38,485 --> 00:17:39,903 for someone to come get me. 277 00:17:39,987 --> 00:17:42,447 - What time do I get to leave? - What are you talking about? 278 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:46,451 I'm supposed to be released today. I gave away all my shit and everything. 279 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:50,706 You know anything about the inmates processing out today? 280 00:17:50,789 --> 00:17:52,207 Yeah, they left after count. 281 00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,626 What about Sara Rice? 282 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:55,543 Yup, they took her, too. 283 00:17:55,628 --> 00:17:58,631 Then why is she standing in front of me? 284 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:02,425 I don't... 285 00:18:02,509 --> 00:18:04,094 I don't... I don't know. 286 00:18:04,177 --> 00:18:06,263 It's a miracle. 287 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,431 She got out? Out the blue? 288 00:18:08,515 --> 00:18:09,683 'Cause she believed. 289 00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:12,560 Yo, Norma! You gotta hook a sister up. 290 00:18:12,645 --> 00:18:15,188 She can do it for all of us. 291 00:18:15,272 --> 00:18:16,982 I have faith, don't you? 292 00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:20,653 Praise Norma! Praise Norma! 293 00:18:23,697 --> 00:18:25,824 Here, I brought you these. 294 00:18:26,742 --> 00:18:32,205 Um, here's a pencil and a can of mackerel. 295 00:18:33,832 --> 00:18:34,875 Norma? 296 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:37,836 I'm being bullied by your group. I thought you should know that. 297 00:18:38,921 --> 00:18:42,633 Oh, look, everyone, it's God's gift to Litchfield. 298 00:18:42,716 --> 00:18:45,468 Shut up, Leanne. I'm talking to Norma. 299 00:18:45,552 --> 00:18:46,970 Look at her... 300 00:18:47,054 --> 00:18:49,848 with her perfect teeth, and her shiny skin, 301 00:18:49,932 --> 00:18:53,018 and her Pocahontas hair, thinking she's better than us. 302 00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:54,770 I can't help it if I have Pocahontas hair, 303 00:18:54,853 --> 00:18:56,855 and it's not my fault you chose meth over teeth! 304 00:18:56,939 --> 00:18:58,315 - Get the fuck out of here... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 305 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,400 - You stuck-up bitch! - Oh, my God! 306 00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:02,110 How could you let this happen? 307 00:19:02,194 --> 00:19:04,529 I thought you were supposed to be about kindness. 308 00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:07,783 You made me think that you care, but you don't! 309 00:19:07,866 --> 00:19:10,243 And you let a bunch of crazies speak for you. 310 00:19:10,327 --> 00:19:12,079 Shut the fuck up, Soso! 311 00:19:12,162 --> 00:19:14,414 And you're all just a bunch of chicken-shit followers! 312 00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:16,917 What? Now I can't help you. 313 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,044 Get out of here, seriously. 314 00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:21,504 Nice group you got here. 315 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:22,881 Congrats on nothing. 316 00:19:28,971 --> 00:19:30,764 Don't worry. I'll handle this. 317 00:19:44,903 --> 00:19:47,614 - Which one are you? - I'm Space Admiral Rodcocker. 318 00:19:47,698 --> 00:19:50,701 It was originally Donaldschlong. 319 00:19:50,784 --> 00:19:53,411 I think I might've made a mistake by changing it. 320 00:19:54,329 --> 00:19:56,248 I see why you were disturbed. 321 00:19:56,331 --> 00:19:59,167 Yeah, and I don't know how she knew about my birthmark. 322 00:20:04,297 --> 00:20:06,216 This is some sick stuff, Warren. 323 00:20:06,299 --> 00:20:08,927 A writer does not search out a muse. 324 00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:10,888 A muse appears. 325 00:20:10,971 --> 00:20:13,598 And when that muse wears uniform pants 326 00:20:13,681 --> 00:20:15,683 that fit in all the right places, 327 00:20:15,768 --> 00:20:18,103 - it writes its... - Okay, that's fine! 328 00:20:18,186 --> 00:20:20,898 How did you come up with all this pornography stuff anyway? 329 00:20:21,815 --> 00:20:23,566 I wrote it for Berdie's class. 330 00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:27,821 Counselor Berdie Rogers, she told you to write this? 331 00:20:27,905 --> 00:20:31,449 It was an exercise. She wanted us to use our imaginations. 332 00:20:32,409 --> 00:20:35,037 Oh, this is the kind of stuff you do in drama class? 333 00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:38,665 Well, not really. 334 00:20:38,749 --> 00:20:40,834 Berdie is more supportive 335 00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:44,254 of the murder stuff than she is the sex stuff. 336 00:20:44,337 --> 00:20:46,048 Oh! 337 00:20:47,841 --> 00:20:49,092 Jesus... 338 00:20:51,261 --> 00:20:54,306 I knew there was something wrong with that woman. 339 00:21:00,979 --> 00:21:03,065 Hey, so you're getting out, huh? 340 00:21:03,148 --> 00:21:04,482 Lucky. 341 00:21:04,566 --> 00:21:06,944 But I thought you had a butt-load more time. 342 00:21:07,027 --> 00:21:08,570 - Nope. - No? 343 00:21:08,653 --> 00:21:11,364 Doggett here don't wanna get out 'cause she'd miss me too much. 344 00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:12,574 Ain't that right, Doggett? 345 00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:16,744 Hey, can you pull in here? 346 00:21:33,345 --> 00:21:35,013 So just like that? I can go? 347 00:21:35,097 --> 00:21:37,057 That's how it works. 348 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,601 Okay, then. 349 00:21:39,684 --> 00:21:41,228 Peace out, Penn. 350 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,440 I'm sorry about all that shit with Leanne. I always liked you anyway. 351 00:21:45,523 --> 00:21:46,733 Thanks, Ang. 352 00:21:48,526 --> 00:21:50,904 Hey, ain't your name Sara? 353 00:21:50,988 --> 00:21:52,697 Yeah. 354 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:59,037 I call her "Ang" 'cause she reminds me of Angelina Jolie. 355 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,708 Don't you think? 356 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,586 - I don't see it. - I do. 357 00:22:06,669 --> 00:22:08,546 Whatever. Bye, Sara. 358 00:22:09,297 --> 00:22:11,758 Bye, Penn. Good luck. 359 00:22:14,552 --> 00:22:17,305 Call the van, tell 'em to turn around. 360 00:22:18,515 --> 00:22:21,434 What do you mean they're not answering? 361 00:22:21,518 --> 00:22:23,186 Who is it? Coates? 362 00:22:24,729 --> 00:22:27,649 No, don't call the station. I'll handle that. 363 00:22:27,732 --> 00:22:30,735 Get a message to Pearson, tell him I need to see him immediately. 364 00:22:30,818 --> 00:22:32,237 Thank you. 365 00:22:33,947 --> 00:22:37,117 "Sara Rice" has been dropped at the bus. 366 00:22:38,576 --> 00:22:41,704 Fuck! Fuck! 367 00:22:42,872 --> 00:22:44,291 How does this happen? 368 00:22:44,374 --> 00:22:47,335 The computer assigned her name to Angie's ID number. 369 00:22:47,419 --> 00:22:51,256 This is MCC's fancy new system. We gotta call their IT guy. 370 00:22:51,339 --> 00:22:53,758 - Why didn't anyone catch this? - New COs. 371 00:22:53,841 --> 00:22:57,930 They don't know the inmates, or, apparently, how to check a photo ID. 372 00:22:58,013 --> 00:22:59,514 It's a huge fuck-up. 373 00:22:59,597 --> 00:23:02,309 This wouldn't have happened with senior staff. 374 00:23:02,392 --> 00:23:06,688 Christ, I can tell you how many times a day Flores takes a dump. 375 00:23:06,771 --> 00:23:11,193 I know when Warren is just excited versus having an episode. 376 00:23:11,276 --> 00:23:14,071 These newbies, they don't even bother to learn names. 377 00:23:17,365 --> 00:23:18,992 Should we contact the marshals? 378 00:23:19,076 --> 00:23:20,660 No. 379 00:23:20,743 --> 00:23:22,412 Give me a minute. 380 00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:26,708 Maxwell, not a word of this. 381 00:23:26,791 --> 00:23:28,918 You know everybody here. 382 00:23:29,002 --> 00:23:31,546 - Who's in for organized crime? - Me. 383 00:23:31,629 --> 00:23:34,174 Nah, I need to pick the brain of a real criminal. 384 00:23:34,257 --> 00:23:36,801 Somebody who's... more hardcore. 385 00:23:36,884 --> 00:23:39,721 "Hardcore"? 386 00:23:39,804 --> 00:23:44,351 I worked with the Russian mafia. We make the Italians look like guppies. 387 00:23:45,518 --> 00:23:48,313 This about your little panty business? 388 00:23:48,396 --> 00:23:51,316 - How do you know about that? - You recruited my whole family. 389 00:23:51,399 --> 00:23:53,986 They're all running the track in pink bikinis. 390 00:23:54,069 --> 00:23:55,903 First, you don't ask me to wear them, 391 00:23:55,988 --> 00:23:58,281 and now you undervalue my criminal mastermind. 392 00:23:58,365 --> 00:24:01,118 You know what? You really need to go fuck yourself. 393 00:24:02,535 --> 00:24:03,620 I need your advice. 394 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:06,456 - I want 10% off the top. - What? 395 00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:10,335 Your girls are rebelling. 396 00:24:10,418 --> 00:24:14,672 You're paying them in sodium and MSG, and they want real money. 397 00:24:14,756 --> 00:24:16,258 You haven't a clue how to do that. 398 00:24:16,341 --> 00:24:19,761 And as for your one real resource, your partner, 399 00:24:19,844 --> 00:24:22,597 well, you're fucking around on her. 400 00:24:23,681 --> 00:24:27,685 So it's only a matter of time before that blows up in your face. 401 00:24:27,769 --> 00:24:30,563 Don't fuck where you eat, or shit where you fuck. 402 00:24:30,647 --> 00:24:32,482 It's bad business. 403 00:24:36,611 --> 00:24:37,737 Eight percent. 404 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,453 You need to get money into their commissaries. 405 00:24:45,537 --> 00:24:47,830 And pay your girls a fair wage, huh? 406 00:24:47,914 --> 00:24:49,166 Mmm-hmm. 407 00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:52,544 You know what Green Dot MoneyPak cards are? 408 00:24:52,627 --> 00:24:54,879 - No. - No, of course you don't. 409 00:24:54,962 --> 00:24:58,216 They're cash top-up cards. You're gonna need a cell phone. 410 00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:01,303 - Where am I gonna get a cell phone? - Oh, the place is crawling with them. 411 00:25:01,386 --> 00:25:03,012 I found one in the bathroom once. 412 00:25:03,096 --> 00:25:04,681 Cell phones are like roaches. 413 00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,558 You see one, you'll know there's another 100 414 00:25:06,641 --> 00:25:08,226 hidden in the walls. 415 00:25:09,102 --> 00:25:10,437 Okay. 416 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,773 Five other inmates in there with the wrong numbers. 417 00:25:13,856 --> 00:25:16,651 This is the same operating system we use at all of our prisons. 418 00:25:16,734 --> 00:25:18,653 Yeah, well, you're lucky you caught it now 419 00:25:18,736 --> 00:25:22,031 - because, clearly, it blows. - Yeah, this is bad. 420 00:25:22,115 --> 00:25:25,368 This is really bad. I can't protect you on this one, Joe. 421 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,206 - Me? - Yeah. 422 00:25:29,289 --> 00:25:33,668 You're in charge of camp. Shows a big lack of oversight. 423 00:25:34,544 --> 00:25:38,423 Yeah... it does. 424 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:44,179 'Cause the fish stinks from the head. 425 00:25:44,262 --> 00:25:45,680 And I am not the head. 426 00:25:45,763 --> 00:25:49,892 I am actually down by the gills somewhere. 427 00:25:51,103 --> 00:25:54,939 So, once I call the police and the U.S. Marshals, 428 00:25:55,022 --> 00:25:57,984 and the DOC investigators start sniffing around, 429 00:25:58,067 --> 00:25:59,944 it's going to look a lot worse 430 00:26:00,027 --> 00:26:03,823 for the Director of Human Activity here at Litchfield. 431 00:26:03,906 --> 00:26:05,658 - Whoa, whoa. - Whoo, whoa, whoa. 432 00:26:05,742 --> 00:26:07,327 - Yeah, whoa. Slow down. - Yeah. 433 00:26:07,410 --> 00:26:09,787 Why do we have to involve all those people in this? 434 00:26:09,871 --> 00:26:12,415 We have an escaped convict! 435 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:17,003 - Let's just go get her back. - Who? 436 00:26:17,086 --> 00:26:18,713 You and me. 437 00:26:18,796 --> 00:26:21,799 - Where did they take her? - The bus station in Utica. 438 00:26:22,717 --> 00:26:26,095 Let's just get in a car. We'll go get her. Bring her back. 439 00:26:26,179 --> 00:26:28,390 You know, nobody has to know. 440 00:26:28,473 --> 00:26:32,810 So you're saying the two of us should go and apprehend an escaped convict? 441 00:26:34,271 --> 00:26:37,190 This is not the fucking Bloodhound Gang, okay? 442 00:26:38,358 --> 00:26:40,193 Well, I don't know what to do. 443 00:26:40,277 --> 00:26:42,862 I honestly don't know what the fuck to do! 444 00:26:42,945 --> 00:26:44,406 Do you know how I got this job? 445 00:26:44,489 --> 00:26:47,617 My dad is one of the SVPs at MCC. 446 00:26:50,077 --> 00:26:51,288 Yeah. 447 00:26:52,414 --> 00:26:56,168 This is gonna be worse than when I got kicked out of Ohio University. 448 00:26:57,126 --> 00:26:59,962 I have no idea what I'm doing. 449 00:27:07,262 --> 00:27:08,471 Fine! 450 00:27:10,348 --> 00:27:12,475 I'll go. On my own. 451 00:27:12,559 --> 00:27:13,976 Yeah? 452 00:27:14,644 --> 00:27:17,772 Someone needs to stay here and keep a lid on things. 453 00:27:17,855 --> 00:27:19,106 - Great. - Fuck it. 454 00:27:19,191 --> 00:27:22,319 If I can get her back, no one needs to know, all the better. 455 00:27:24,153 --> 00:27:25,988 You're saving my ass, Joe. 456 00:27:27,407 --> 00:27:30,034 Nah... I'm saving my ass. 457 00:27:36,082 --> 00:27:41,254 Here's to the new opening act for the East Coast tour of Glass Tiger. 458 00:27:41,338 --> 00:27:42,880 - Hell, yeah! - All right! 459 00:27:42,964 --> 00:27:44,257 Soon to be the headliners! 460 00:27:44,341 --> 00:27:45,883 - The Jeff Spurber Band! - Right on. 461 00:27:45,967 --> 00:27:48,135 - We need a new name. - I like our name. 462 00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:50,930 Of course you like our name, you're Jeff Spurber. 463 00:27:51,013 --> 00:27:52,557 But you're the tambourine player, dude. 464 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,392 I'm the lead singer. 465 00:27:54,476 --> 00:27:56,478 If we're gonna be named for someone, it should be me. 466 00:27:56,561 --> 00:27:58,438 - It's my garage. - Hey! 467 00:27:58,521 --> 00:28:01,566 If Hank and I can get along after the shit he pulled, 468 00:28:01,649 --> 00:28:03,776 you guys can work it out. 469 00:28:05,111 --> 00:28:08,740 We're looking at ten months on the road. Let's enjoy it. 470 00:28:08,823 --> 00:28:10,992 Come on, this is a huge fucking deal for us. 471 00:28:11,075 --> 00:28:13,453 Come on. Come on. 472 00:28:15,162 --> 00:28:17,249 - Lis. - Hank. 473 00:28:20,918 --> 00:28:23,588 Joey, you got a second? 474 00:28:23,671 --> 00:28:26,007 - Could we talk outside? - Yeah, babe. 475 00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:28,218 Are you sure? 476 00:28:29,886 --> 00:28:31,263 Four months. 477 00:28:31,346 --> 00:28:32,472 So it's... 478 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,892 it's a real thing... 479 00:28:35,975 --> 00:28:37,477 Floating around in there? 480 00:28:39,687 --> 00:28:40,772 How big is it? 481 00:28:41,939 --> 00:28:43,441 Like an avocado. 482 00:28:43,525 --> 00:28:45,235 Jesus! 483 00:28:45,318 --> 00:28:46,403 An avocado? 484 00:28:51,824 --> 00:28:54,494 It's great! It's great. 485 00:28:54,577 --> 00:28:56,288 Lisa, we're gonna have a baby! 486 00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:58,998 - Joey, do the math. - What? 487 00:28:59,081 --> 00:29:02,460 Four months ago, we were broken up. I was with Hank. 488 00:29:02,544 --> 00:29:04,504 Four months ago was July. What are you... 489 00:29:09,926 --> 00:29:11,969 What are you sayin'? 490 00:29:14,931 --> 00:29:15,932 It's his? 491 00:29:16,974 --> 00:29:18,476 Yeah. 492 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,727 Does he know? 493 00:29:20,978 --> 00:29:23,481 I wanted to tell you first. 494 00:29:23,565 --> 00:29:26,651 I've been so guilty about everything I put you through, and... 495 00:29:26,734 --> 00:29:29,111 now that we're back together, I... 496 00:29:30,071 --> 00:29:31,948 This is so fucked up. 497 00:29:33,115 --> 00:29:34,784 You have every right to hate me. 498 00:29:34,867 --> 00:29:36,786 I love you. 499 00:29:36,869 --> 00:29:39,789 I just thought you should know because you guys are going on tour and... 500 00:29:39,872 --> 00:29:42,417 I won't go. I'll stay here. 501 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,502 You have to go! This is your big break! 502 00:29:44,586 --> 00:29:45,878 That's not why I told you. 503 00:29:45,962 --> 00:29:48,255 Fuck it, they can do it without me. Fuck it. 504 00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:50,633 Joey, you can't do that. We'll be fine. 505 00:29:50,717 --> 00:29:51,968 I'm gonna move back in with my parents. 506 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,803 I already asked for more shifts at Paddy's. 507 00:29:53,886 --> 00:29:55,430 I'm staying here. 508 00:29:56,389 --> 00:29:59,517 I'm gonna take care of you and this baby. 509 00:30:01,519 --> 00:30:03,062 I'll tell them right now. 510 00:30:03,145 --> 00:30:05,272 You stay and Hank goes? 511 00:30:05,357 --> 00:30:08,025 Joey, why would you do that? It makes no sense. 512 00:30:08,109 --> 00:30:09,652 I love you. 513 00:30:10,820 --> 00:30:12,655 I wanna marry you. 514 00:30:13,865 --> 00:30:16,576 I wanna have a family with you. 515 00:30:16,659 --> 00:30:18,244 Hey! 516 00:30:18,328 --> 00:30:19,787 Me and you... 517 00:30:21,038 --> 00:30:22,123 and Avocado. 518 00:31:39,116 --> 00:31:41,202 Aleida's full of shit sometimes, but I believe her. 519 00:31:41,285 --> 00:31:43,621 I do, too. They said she tried to chop it off herself. 520 00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:45,039 Hmm. 521 00:31:45,122 --> 00:31:47,834 Oh, I heard she's off her meds and her penis is growing back. 522 00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:50,628 I heard she was an ultimate fighter before she turned into a chick. 523 00:31:50,712 --> 00:31:52,254 Well, you heard wrong. 524 00:31:52,338 --> 00:31:56,801 But I will happily go all UFC on your ass if you keep spreadin' that shit. 525 00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:01,931 Taystee. 526 00:32:03,057 --> 00:32:05,017 Where'd you get that weave, girl? 527 00:32:05,101 --> 00:32:07,479 Don't tell me you went to Danita. 528 00:32:07,562 --> 00:32:10,648 I thought I'd switch it up. She ain't bad. 529 00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:14,068 Ain't bad? I can see those tracks from down the hallway. 530 00:32:15,445 --> 00:32:17,530 Look, other people gotta make a living, too. 531 00:32:17,614 --> 00:32:19,616 My salon has been empty all day. 532 00:32:19,699 --> 00:32:22,452 You think I don't know those Spanish girls been spreading shit about me? 533 00:32:22,535 --> 00:32:23,995 I don't wanna get involved. 534 00:32:25,037 --> 00:32:27,081 What's wrong with you? 535 00:32:27,164 --> 00:32:28,583 What's wrong with all of you? 536 00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:32,920 Acting like a bunch of stupid, transphobic bitches! 537 00:32:34,296 --> 00:32:37,008 You know what the worst part of becoming a woman is? 538 00:32:37,091 --> 00:32:40,970 Having to participate in this catty, backstabby bullshit! 539 00:32:41,053 --> 00:32:44,641 You don't wanna get your hair done? You wanna whisper behind my back? 540 00:32:44,724 --> 00:32:48,645 Then fuck you! Fuck all of you! 541 00:32:56,318 --> 00:32:58,821 We're in business. 542 00:32:58,905 --> 00:33:01,741 - No way. Whose? - Mmm-hmm. I've no idea. 543 00:33:01,824 --> 00:33:05,036 There's probably 50 of 'em in here. This place is crawling with contraband. 544 00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:06,996 You know, I found a blunt, a lighter, 545 00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:09,541 and a shank made out of Jolly Ranchers. 546 00:33:09,624 --> 00:33:11,458 Why do you need a phone? 547 00:33:12,835 --> 00:33:14,045 To transfer money. 548 00:33:14,128 --> 00:33:18,132 Each girl is gonna get a prepaid card on the outside, 549 00:33:18,215 --> 00:33:19,967 give me a 14-digit code, 550 00:33:20,051 --> 00:33:23,638 and then I can wire money directly into her account 551 00:33:23,721 --> 00:33:26,182 with the touch of a button. 552 00:33:26,265 --> 00:33:27,474 It's called MoneyPak. 553 00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:30,352 Yeah, I know what it's called. I'm a drug dealer. 554 00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:34,023 Pipes, this is what prison gangs do. 555 00:33:34,106 --> 00:33:36,943 - I know! It's brilliant, right? - No. 556 00:33:37,026 --> 00:33:38,485 This was a silly distraction, 557 00:33:38,570 --> 00:33:41,948 so we could have some fun and make a few bucks. 558 00:33:42,031 --> 00:33:45,827 What you're talking about now is a crime network, okay? 559 00:33:45,910 --> 00:33:47,954 This is the kind of shit that landed me in here. 560 00:33:48,037 --> 00:33:49,622 So you'll be extra good at it. 561 00:33:49,706 --> 00:33:51,040 Uh-uh. 562 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:55,502 I'm serious, Pipes. I'm not up for taking this thing next level. 563 00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:59,506 What happened to that scary, professional felon I fell in love with, huh? 564 00:33:59,591 --> 00:34:01,467 She was so hot. 565 00:34:01,551 --> 00:34:03,761 Seriously, grow up. 566 00:34:07,682 --> 00:34:11,769 Put one between your knees and one under your belly. Here. 567 00:34:15,815 --> 00:34:17,233 Why you being so nice? 568 00:34:18,484 --> 00:34:19,819 'Cause I know where you're at. 569 00:34:19,902 --> 00:34:21,863 And, listen... 570 00:34:21,946 --> 00:34:23,781 when your real contractions start... 571 00:34:23,865 --> 00:34:25,658 - Okay. - You gotta just surrender. 572 00:34:25,742 --> 00:34:29,536 'Cause the more you fight that shit, the worse it gets. 573 00:34:29,621 --> 00:34:31,873 And it also helps if you moan. 574 00:34:31,956 --> 00:34:34,000 Low, low, like a cow, like... 575 00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:42,008 I don't know why, but something about opening your throat 576 00:34:42,091 --> 00:34:44,093 makes everything else open up, too. 577 00:34:44,176 --> 00:34:47,471 And pushing feels like shitting, like you're taking a giant shit. 578 00:34:47,554 --> 00:34:50,600 Ew! That's so gross! 579 00:34:50,683 --> 00:34:52,226 And when they tell you that they can see the head, 580 00:34:52,309 --> 00:34:54,478 - you got to back off... - The head? 581 00:34:54,561 --> 00:34:57,064 And you gotta go slow 582 00:34:57,148 --> 00:34:59,150 so that you don't tear your shit up, you know? 583 00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:01,485 Stop it, stop it. I don't even wanna think about that. 584 00:35:01,568 --> 00:35:03,154 I'm just glad everything's gonna be over soon. 585 00:35:03,237 --> 00:35:04,280 Not really. 586 00:35:04,363 --> 00:35:07,700 You're gonna have a baby for the rest of your life. 587 00:35:11,037 --> 00:35:13,539 No, I'm giving it away. 588 00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:17,001 What? 589 00:35:19,962 --> 00:35:24,091 - To who? - To this lady that's been visiting me. 590 00:35:24,175 --> 00:35:27,219 She's really nice, has a lot of money, and... 591 00:35:27,303 --> 00:35:29,346 my mom thinks I should do it, so... 592 00:35:29,430 --> 00:35:30,514 Aleida? 593 00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:34,185 What are you, fucking crazy? 594 00:35:34,268 --> 00:35:37,104 It ain't right for me to keep a baby if I'm not gonna be around. 595 00:35:40,733 --> 00:35:42,694 So you're saying I did the wrong thing, huh? 596 00:35:44,236 --> 00:35:46,447 You don't even get to see her anymore. 597 00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:50,117 Yeah, but at least I know that she's with her family. 598 00:35:50,201 --> 00:35:53,579 I would give anything to see my baby for five minutes, 599 00:35:53,663 --> 00:35:57,333 and you're gonna give yours away? To a stranger? 600 00:35:58,710 --> 00:36:01,754 You know, I may be a fucked-up mom, 601 00:36:01,838 --> 00:36:05,132 but at least I didn't sell mine to the highest bidder. 602 00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:08,135 Yo, give me my fucking pillow back. 603 00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,263 I hope she rips you wide open. 604 00:36:14,308 --> 00:36:18,395 What happens if they fire us before we get officially approved as a union? 605 00:36:18,479 --> 00:36:21,273 Or so they don't get sued, they start enforcing weird rules. 606 00:36:21,357 --> 00:36:23,317 You know, pin it on that. These guys are wily. 607 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,527 This is how corporations been intimidating people 608 00:36:25,611 --> 00:36:26,946 since the beginning of time. 609 00:36:27,029 --> 00:36:29,406 You know, people died for the eight-hour work day, man. 610 00:36:29,490 --> 00:36:31,868 "Not being heard is no reason for silence." 611 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:34,536 That's deep. 612 00:36:35,579 --> 00:36:37,957 It's from Les Mis. We watched it last night. 613 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,458 Poor Russell Crowe. 614 00:36:39,541 --> 00:36:42,503 The guy sings like a dead carp getting a blowjob. 615 00:36:42,586 --> 00:36:44,005 What about a blowjob? 616 00:36:44,088 --> 00:36:45,214 We're having a union meeting. 617 00:36:45,297 --> 00:36:47,925 Oh, that sounds like a lot less fun. 618 00:36:48,009 --> 00:36:49,927 If you knew what was good for you, you'd join us. 619 00:36:50,011 --> 00:36:51,220 Don't see any need to rock the boat. 620 00:36:51,303 --> 00:36:53,472 No, no, come to a meeting, at least. 621 00:36:53,555 --> 00:36:54,807 No, thanks. 622 00:36:56,142 --> 00:36:57,309 It's at Freddy's Bar. 623 00:36:57,393 --> 00:37:00,562 $2 shots if you use the code word "union." 624 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,025 Well, in that case... 625 00:37:05,109 --> 00:37:06,778 What do we want? Jäger. 626 00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:08,863 When do we want it? Now. 627 00:37:11,365 --> 00:37:13,659 - This is insane. - It's not insane, Joe. 628 00:37:13,743 --> 00:37:15,702 It's, uh... it's plucky. 629 00:37:15,787 --> 00:37:18,205 - Right. - And don't worry about camp. 630 00:37:18,289 --> 00:37:20,457 I'm handling shit over here. 631 00:37:20,541 --> 00:37:23,627 There's a new sheriff in town. I'm cracking heads, taking names. 632 00:37:23,710 --> 00:37:26,047 I thought you were just holding down the fort. 633 00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:27,298 Well, yeah. 634 00:37:27,381 --> 00:37:30,760 Apparently, the fort has been corrupted by one Berdie Rogers. 635 00:37:30,843 --> 00:37:32,636 This is surprising to me. 636 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,890 Well, the stuff she's encouraging in her class, I mean... 637 00:37:35,973 --> 00:37:37,850 After the sexual-harassment training, 638 00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:39,936 we just can't tolerate this. 639 00:37:40,019 --> 00:37:42,646 Please hold off. We need to review. 640 00:37:42,729 --> 00:37:45,232 Already taken care of, buddy. 641 00:37:45,316 --> 00:37:47,318 You're a good man, Joe Caputo. 642 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:51,197 Probably, uh... probably too good for the job you're doing. 643 00:37:53,449 --> 00:37:56,285 The Olympics have been on here 24/7. 644 00:37:56,368 --> 00:37:58,412 I'm partial to the diving, myself. 645 00:37:58,495 --> 00:38:01,248 You seen that 13-year-old Chinese kid win the high dive? 646 00:38:01,332 --> 00:38:04,293 Fu something? Amazing shit. 647 00:38:04,376 --> 00:38:08,047 Boy, it's the parents that kill me when I watch the coverage. 648 00:38:08,130 --> 00:38:11,050 - You got kids? - Uh, I've got one on the way. 649 00:38:11,133 --> 00:38:12,969 - Ah, congratulations. - Yeah, thanks. 650 00:38:13,052 --> 00:38:14,929 That's why I took the job, for the benefits. 651 00:38:15,012 --> 00:38:16,472 Well, you get decent coverage. 652 00:38:16,555 --> 00:38:20,101 Vision and dental's a little spotty, but it's better than nothing, 653 00:38:20,184 --> 00:38:22,436 especially if you got a little one coming. 654 00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:25,522 Sorry about the smell. It's the pipes. 655 00:38:25,606 --> 00:38:27,859 They don't fix shit around here. 656 00:38:27,942 --> 00:38:29,610 Come on, this is the TV room. 657 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:33,197 There's lots of fighting over the channel, 658 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,991 so each group gets their time. 659 00:38:36,158 --> 00:38:38,119 Rosa here knows the drill. 660 00:38:40,204 --> 00:38:43,290 The whites got the mornings till 10:00. 661 00:38:43,374 --> 00:38:47,794 Then the blacks and the Spanish take over at lunch. 662 00:38:47,879 --> 00:38:50,297 Keeps rotating like that. 663 00:38:50,381 --> 00:38:52,008 But me? 664 00:38:52,091 --> 00:38:55,511 I watch what I want, when I want to. 665 00:38:57,429 --> 00:38:58,472 You like wrestling? 666 00:39:00,266 --> 00:39:03,519 Oh, yeah, uh... I used to compete. 667 00:39:03,602 --> 00:39:07,023 I dislocated my shoulder, and that ended that. 668 00:39:07,106 --> 00:39:09,525 Huh, so that could've been you. 669 00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:12,528 I guess. In a parallel universe. 670 00:39:12,611 --> 00:39:15,614 Ha! "Parallel universe." That's good. 671 00:39:15,697 --> 00:39:18,117 Come on, let me show you the dorm. 672 00:39:22,538 --> 00:39:25,207 All right, ladies, I've heard your complaints, 673 00:39:25,291 --> 00:39:29,503 and I have made arrangements for everybody to get paid, cash money. 674 00:39:29,586 --> 00:39:32,673 Someone on the outside will pick up a cash card. 675 00:39:32,756 --> 00:39:34,425 Get me the number, 676 00:39:34,508 --> 00:39:37,178 and then we'll start depositing funds into your accounts. 677 00:39:37,261 --> 00:39:40,806 I'm offering you eight bucks a pair, 678 00:39:40,890 --> 00:39:42,433 and I'm holding you all to quality control. 679 00:39:42,516 --> 00:39:44,393 There is no cutting corners. 680 00:39:44,476 --> 00:39:46,812 What about benefits, huh? 681 00:39:46,896 --> 00:39:48,147 - Benefits? - Yeah. 682 00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:50,316 Yeah, what about all the, uh, flavor packets? 683 00:39:50,399 --> 00:39:52,484 - We are full-time employees. - Mmm. 684 00:39:53,402 --> 00:39:55,947 All right, everybody gets one chicken and one beef a week until I'm out. 685 00:39:56,030 --> 00:39:58,908 I don't wanna wear the bikinis anymore. 686 00:39:58,991 --> 00:40:00,742 They ride up my butt. 687 00:40:00,826 --> 00:40:03,412 And Jones will only be wearing boy shorts. 688 00:40:03,495 --> 00:40:04,663 I want a thong. 689 00:40:04,746 --> 00:40:06,707 Jesus Christ. Anybody else? 690 00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:10,044 Good. Congratulations. 691 00:40:10,127 --> 00:40:12,713 You are all now official employees. 692 00:40:12,796 --> 00:40:13,923 Oh, pussy pennies! 693 00:40:14,006 --> 00:40:16,592 We're in the money! Ka-ching! 694 00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:19,095 You can all thank me for that. 695 00:40:19,178 --> 00:40:20,637 Oh, and Flaca... 696 00:40:20,721 --> 00:40:21,805 you're fired. 697 00:40:21,888 --> 00:40:24,225 - What? - Oh, shit. 698 00:40:24,308 --> 00:40:25,476 You can't do that. 699 00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:27,728 I can do whatever I want. 700 00:40:27,811 --> 00:40:28,980 Get out. 701 00:40:30,064 --> 00:40:32,733 And remember, you will be costing each one of your closest friends 702 00:40:32,816 --> 00:40:36,278 hundreds of dollars a month if you so much as open your mouth. 703 00:40:37,196 --> 00:40:39,698 So I suggest that you leave quietly. 704 00:40:40,950 --> 00:40:42,409 You're fucked up. 705 00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:49,500 Bye-bye. 706 00:40:55,047 --> 00:40:56,840 Heard you got busted. 707 00:40:56,923 --> 00:41:00,511 Healy was mad. 708 00:41:00,594 --> 00:41:02,346 He confiscate it? 709 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,184 Yo, fuck him, man. Start over. 710 00:41:07,268 --> 00:41:10,854 Or write a sequel. Make it a three-parter like Hunger Games. 711 00:41:10,937 --> 00:41:14,066 No. I feel lighter. 712 00:41:14,150 --> 00:41:16,986 And all those fans with their ideas... 713 00:41:17,069 --> 00:41:18,862 My head was gonna explode. 714 00:41:19,655 --> 00:41:21,407 So, you quitting? 715 00:41:25,827 --> 00:41:27,079 Whatever then. 716 00:41:37,923 --> 00:41:42,178 I don't think the people even like me. They just like my story. 717 00:41:42,261 --> 00:41:43,512 You don't like me. 718 00:41:43,595 --> 00:41:46,098 Yeah, true, but that ain't my fault. 719 00:41:46,182 --> 00:41:49,851 I mean, you beat the shit out of me, cracked one of my ribs. 720 00:41:49,935 --> 00:41:53,564 - I got a right to hold a grudge. - No, I was protecting Vee. 721 00:41:53,647 --> 00:41:55,399 Vee didn't need protection. 722 00:41:55,482 --> 00:41:58,319 Vee was a thug. She preyed on you. 723 00:41:58,402 --> 00:42:01,780 - You think I'm stupid. - I think you're vulnerable. 724 00:42:01,863 --> 00:42:03,824 Yeah, well... 725 00:42:04,825 --> 00:42:07,036 Vee treated me like a person. 726 00:42:08,704 --> 00:42:11,040 Everybody else thinks I'm a joke. 727 00:42:12,416 --> 00:42:14,000 She loved me. 728 00:42:16,295 --> 00:42:18,630 People need love. 729 00:42:20,924 --> 00:42:22,134 I know. 730 00:42:26,388 --> 00:42:28,390 I'm sorry I hurt you. 731 00:42:51,580 --> 00:42:53,415 Heard you're in a bit of hot water. 732 00:42:53,499 --> 00:42:58,254 Temporary leave while MCC does an independent investigation. 733 00:42:58,337 --> 00:43:01,132 I had nothing to do with that erotica. 734 00:43:01,215 --> 00:43:03,384 She wrote it for your class. 735 00:43:03,467 --> 00:43:06,345 No, she thinks she wrote it for my class, 736 00:43:06,428 --> 00:43:08,347 because that's the way children think. 737 00:43:08,430 --> 00:43:10,266 I've worked with a lot of kids in the foster system. 738 00:43:10,349 --> 00:43:13,269 She's functioning like a six-year-old. 739 00:43:13,352 --> 00:43:17,439 A perverted six-year-old, but a six-year-old. 740 00:43:17,939 --> 00:43:21,860 You know, it takes a long time to find the boundaries with these girls. 741 00:43:23,404 --> 00:43:25,447 And it's not for everyone. 742 00:43:26,782 --> 00:43:28,492 This is what you wanted, isn't it? 743 00:43:28,575 --> 00:43:31,036 You've had it in for me since I started here. 744 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:34,623 I merely passed along information that was brought to me. 745 00:43:37,668 --> 00:43:39,878 What exactly is your real issue? 746 00:43:40,546 --> 00:43:45,759 See... I can't quite pin down whether you're a misogynist, 747 00:43:45,842 --> 00:43:47,678 or a racist, 748 00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:51,223 or a winning combination of the two. 749 00:43:51,307 --> 00:43:54,100 You foster inappropriate relationships, 750 00:43:54,185 --> 00:43:56,270 you walk around here like you own the place. 751 00:43:56,353 --> 00:43:59,315 You come in here every week with a different hairstyle, 752 00:43:59,398 --> 00:44:02,693 and your class is a festering incubator of deviance! 753 00:44:03,777 --> 00:44:06,613 You're a vengeful little man, aren't you? 754 00:44:08,031 --> 00:44:10,659 But I'll be back. 755 00:44:10,742 --> 00:44:14,455 Because I am good at what I do. 756 00:44:31,972 --> 00:44:33,682 Shit! 757 00:44:34,725 --> 00:44:36,268 Let's go, Rice. 758 00:44:36,352 --> 00:44:37,811 Can I finish my soda? 759 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,065 Come on, man. You're about to take me back to prison. 760 00:44:48,905 --> 00:44:51,658 What the fuck are you still doing here? 761 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:56,079 I didn't know where to go. 762 00:44:56,162 --> 00:45:00,125 I only got a voucher to Jersey, and I don't know anyone there. 763 00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,628 I guess I should've walked to the Amtrak station, 764 00:45:02,711 --> 00:45:05,171 but I only got 40 bucks. 765 00:45:05,256 --> 00:45:08,008 Did it not occur to you that we'd come after you? 766 00:45:08,842 --> 00:45:10,761 I don't know. 767 00:45:10,844 --> 00:45:13,054 I kept a pet frog in the laundry for eight months, 768 00:45:13,138 --> 00:45:15,181 and no one ever noticed. 769 00:45:15,266 --> 00:45:17,309 Things are always crazy over there. 770 00:45:19,185 --> 00:45:21,355 But freedom feels weird. 771 00:45:23,315 --> 00:45:26,652 I guess I'm not very good at this whole escaping thing. 772 00:45:28,111 --> 00:45:29,738 I can run. 773 00:45:29,821 --> 00:45:32,949 You don't got a gun or nothing. You didn't bring any cops? 774 00:45:33,033 --> 00:45:34,993 Yeah, well... 775 00:45:35,076 --> 00:45:38,079 you can come with me now without an argument 776 00:45:38,163 --> 00:45:40,749 and spend a few nights in Seg... 777 00:45:40,832 --> 00:45:44,545 or I can call the cops and take you back forcibly, 778 00:45:44,628 --> 00:45:48,799 in which case you leave me no choice but to charge you with attempted escape... 779 00:45:48,882 --> 00:45:51,134 and extend your sentence. 780 00:45:51,217 --> 00:45:52,886 I'm doing you a solid here. 781 00:45:54,346 --> 00:45:57,516 - I ain't gonna say thank you. - Well, you should. 782 00:45:58,475 --> 00:46:01,437 So you wanna look like a big shot, huh? 783 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,355 Get all the glory yourself? 784 00:46:08,985 --> 00:46:11,112 Come on. 785 00:46:11,196 --> 00:46:12,698 Let's go. Up and at 'em. 786 00:46:12,781 --> 00:46:15,409 You tell me one person would've turned down the opportunity I got. 787 00:46:15,492 --> 00:46:16,827 One person. 788 00:46:17,786 --> 00:46:19,037 I do see your point. 789 00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,081 What if I suck your dick? 790 00:46:22,248 --> 00:46:24,876 You're still going back. Come on, let's go. 791 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,796 So, is that a yes or a no? 792 00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:31,508 No, thank you. Let's go. 793 00:46:38,349 --> 00:46:39,475 A frog? 794 00:46:39,558 --> 00:46:42,978 We named him Benny. But then he suffocated and he died. 795 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:44,396 That's what happens in prison. 796 00:47:15,802 --> 00:47:17,513 Oh, my God. 797 00:47:34,905 --> 00:47:37,866 Hey, here's the man of the hour! 798 00:47:37,949 --> 00:47:40,911 Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Meth Addict. 799 00:47:40,994 --> 00:47:43,914 - Sorry. - Yeah, well, she's in the SHU. 800 00:47:44,915 --> 00:47:48,960 Poor kid... you can't blame her. 801 00:47:49,044 --> 00:47:52,756 We got lucky this time. It could've been a lot worse. 802 00:47:52,839 --> 00:47:55,967 Uh, I don't know what I can do to thank you. 803 00:47:56,051 --> 00:47:58,344 I want my guys back full time. 804 00:47:58,429 --> 00:48:01,807 I want their old hours back. And they need medical. 805 00:48:01,890 --> 00:48:04,643 I've heard rumblings about union stuff. Are you in on that? 806 00:48:04,726 --> 00:48:07,228 It's not a matter of being in on it or not. 807 00:48:07,312 --> 00:48:10,398 You want employees to show up and do a good job, you... 808 00:48:10,482 --> 00:48:13,777 - you gotta take care of them. - I get it. 809 00:48:13,860 --> 00:48:15,612 I mean, everybody has a right to organize, 810 00:48:15,696 --> 00:48:17,948 but if MCC has to start covering benefits, 811 00:48:18,031 --> 00:48:19,825 the whole venture's gonna fold. I mean... 812 00:48:19,908 --> 00:48:22,703 it's shortsighted, you know? We're all gonna be out of work. 813 00:48:22,786 --> 00:48:27,165 Are you being straight with me? Or is that just union-busting jargon? 814 00:48:27,248 --> 00:48:30,418 I don't know about you, but I like having a job, Joe. 815 00:48:30,502 --> 00:48:33,922 I respect that you look out for the underdog. 816 00:48:34,005 --> 00:48:37,468 It seems like you're the kind of guy who does that a lot, but... 817 00:48:37,551 --> 00:48:39,260 how's that working out for you? 818 00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:42,639 I don't know. 819 00:48:45,976 --> 00:48:48,103 Have you seen my car? 820 00:48:48,186 --> 00:48:50,396 Maybe it's time you stopped worrying about everybody else 821 00:48:50,481 --> 00:48:51,940 and did something for you. 822 00:48:53,191 --> 00:48:55,401 That's what everybody else in America does. 823 00:49:21,887 --> 00:49:25,807 It took me an hour to get her down. She's stubborn as fuck. 824 00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:28,351 What's this? 825 00:49:29,603 --> 00:49:31,146 You going somewhere? 826 00:49:32,355 --> 00:49:35,651 Hank's back in town. They came home to record a new album. 827 00:49:35,734 --> 00:49:37,986 Did you know they sold out their last tour? 828 00:49:38,069 --> 00:49:39,988 Yeah. 829 00:49:40,071 --> 00:49:42,198 They're crushing it. 830 00:49:43,617 --> 00:49:46,202 He came by yesterday. 831 00:49:46,286 --> 00:49:47,453 He wanted to see her. 832 00:49:47,538 --> 00:49:50,791 - Now he wants to see her? - Joey, he's her father. 833 00:49:50,874 --> 00:49:52,793 I'm her father. 834 00:49:52,876 --> 00:49:54,419 I'm the one who stuck around. 835 00:49:54,502 --> 00:49:56,212 He's her real father. 836 00:49:57,213 --> 00:50:00,508 He has a right to have a relationship with her. 837 00:50:08,725 --> 00:50:09,976 You're leaving me for Hank. 838 00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:11,895 He's doing really well for himself. 839 00:50:11,978 --> 00:50:14,606 They made a big chunk of change on that Warner's deal. 840 00:50:15,857 --> 00:50:18,234 - He has ambition. - And I don't? 841 00:50:20,654 --> 00:50:22,405 I love him. 842 00:50:24,407 --> 00:50:25,909 I always have. 843 00:50:25,992 --> 00:50:27,619 You know that. 844 00:50:27,703 --> 00:50:30,246 I wanna see if we could be a family. 845 00:50:31,122 --> 00:50:34,125 You have a family. I'm your family. 846 00:50:34,209 --> 00:50:38,004 Joey, I really appreciate everything you've done for us, 847 00:50:38,088 --> 00:50:40,381 and I couldn't have done it without you. 848 00:50:40,465 --> 00:50:43,927 And I love you, too, but... 849 00:50:44,010 --> 00:50:45,887 it's different. 850 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:48,473 I started that band. 851 00:50:48,556 --> 00:50:52,477 Those guys wouldn't have even known each other if it wasn't for me. 852 00:50:54,896 --> 00:50:56,439 I gave up everything. 853 00:50:57,774 --> 00:51:01,987 I took a job in a prison, for fuck's sake. 854 00:51:02,070 --> 00:51:03,989 Didn't know you were running a tab. 855 00:51:04,072 --> 00:51:06,241 You know how depressing my life is? 856 00:51:06,324 --> 00:51:10,787 You think I wanna work a security job for 20,000 a year? 857 00:51:10,871 --> 00:51:12,247 I did this for you! 858 00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:14,040 No one asked you to! 859 00:51:14,124 --> 00:51:16,209 - I was clear all along! - I saved you! 860 00:51:16,292 --> 00:51:17,669 I didn't need saving! 861 00:51:17,753 --> 00:51:20,296 You'd still be slutting it up down at Paddy's if it wasn't for me. 862 00:51:22,716 --> 00:51:24,300 That was ugly, Joe. 863 00:51:26,177 --> 00:51:29,514 Take some responsibility for your choices. 864 00:51:30,682 --> 00:51:33,977 Nobody got you here but you. 865 00:51:34,060 --> 00:51:36,855 You can't spend your whole life holding the door open for people 866 00:51:36,938 --> 00:51:39,816 and then being angry when they don't thank you. 867 00:51:41,151 --> 00:51:43,695 Nobody asked you to hold the fucking door! 868 00:51:46,281 --> 00:51:48,700 Great... you woke up the baby. 869 00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:02,923 There you go. 870 00:52:03,006 --> 00:52:05,550 - What's all that for? - Well, I, uh... 871 00:52:06,677 --> 00:52:07,844 I want you to go down on me. 872 00:52:07,928 --> 00:52:09,470 What? 873 00:52:09,554 --> 00:52:11,264 Hell, no. That's disgusting. 874 00:52:11,347 --> 00:52:14,685 Yeah, but I'm feeling horny, so I'm buying you. 875 00:52:14,768 --> 00:52:17,020 Look, there's some M&M'S in there. 876 00:52:17,103 --> 00:52:19,272 So let's go. Get me off. 877 00:52:19,355 --> 00:52:21,357 - That's not funny. - I'm not joking. 878 00:52:22,150 --> 00:52:25,320 You're for sale, so I'm purchasing your services. 879 00:52:25,403 --> 00:52:28,114 Just, you know, check out, go to your happy place. 880 00:52:28,198 --> 00:52:29,615 I'll be quick. 881 00:52:31,617 --> 00:52:32,828 Stop that. 882 00:52:32,911 --> 00:52:34,705 And maybe I'll sodomize you while I'm at it. 883 00:52:34,788 --> 00:52:36,664 You know, stick a hairbrush up your ass. 884 00:52:36,748 --> 00:52:39,167 Hold you down, pull your hair, maybe bite your neck. 885 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:41,712 Wouldn't that be fun? You might like that. 886 00:52:41,795 --> 00:52:43,839 Why don't you try it, huh? Why don't you try that? 887 00:52:43,922 --> 00:52:46,257 Just let me have my fucking way with you. 888 00:52:46,341 --> 00:52:47,383 Hey, I could tie you up. 889 00:52:47,467 --> 00:52:49,594 We could maybe use your fucking T-shirt as a gag, huh? 890 00:52:49,677 --> 00:52:50,887 Would you stop it? 891 00:52:50,971 --> 00:52:52,472 I'm gonna do whatever I fucking want to you, 892 00:52:52,555 --> 00:52:54,015 and you're gonna lie down and you're gonna take it, 893 00:52:54,099 --> 00:52:55,851 because that's the way this works, isn't it? 894 00:52:55,934 --> 00:52:57,310 Isn't that it? 895 00:52:58,729 --> 00:53:00,396 Stop that. 896 00:53:03,524 --> 00:53:04,901 Stop it. 897 00:53:07,570 --> 00:53:09,865 I wanted to stop. 898 00:53:09,948 --> 00:53:14,577 I wanted to stop so bad. I wanted him to stop. 899 00:53:15,912 --> 00:53:19,124 Good. 900 00:53:19,207 --> 00:53:21,292 'Cause we're gonna get that motherfucker. 901 00:53:23,086 --> 00:53:25,713 Come on. It's okay. 902 00:53:28,674 --> 00:53:31,177 You should've seen her face. 903 00:53:31,261 --> 00:53:34,305 I mean, I got them. They were all practically drooling over the money. 904 00:53:34,389 --> 00:53:37,183 And then I turned to her in front of everybody, and I'm all... 905 00:53:38,184 --> 00:53:39,477 "Oh... 906 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:40,812 and, by the way... 907 00:53:41,897 --> 00:53:44,065 Flaca, you're fired." 908 00:53:46,026 --> 00:53:49,279 That'll teach the little bitch not to instigate! 909 00:53:49,362 --> 00:53:51,782 - That's gross. - No, it was badass. 910 00:53:53,658 --> 00:53:56,953 - I'm out. - What? 911 00:53:57,037 --> 00:53:58,872 I don't wanna be involved. 912 00:54:01,457 --> 00:54:02,708 With what, the business? 913 00:54:02,793 --> 00:54:05,211 With any of it. 914 00:54:05,295 --> 00:54:07,505 What you did to Flaca was weird, Piper. 915 00:54:07,588 --> 00:54:10,842 She's poor. A lot of these girls, they're poor. 916 00:54:10,926 --> 00:54:13,344 Of course they were excited about money. 917 00:54:13,428 --> 00:54:15,596 They're excited about a dollar-an-hour job. 918 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:18,892 - Okay. - I don't like this version of you. 919 00:54:18,975 --> 00:54:21,269 Well, maybe I don't like this version of you. 920 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,314 What version is that? 921 00:54:24,397 --> 00:54:28,109 The paranoid, needy version. The judge-y version. 922 00:54:29,069 --> 00:54:32,030 I mean, fuck, Alex, what is your problem? 923 00:54:33,156 --> 00:54:36,284 You have no idea what you're getting into. 924 00:54:36,367 --> 00:54:39,704 You don't know who these people are, you don't know who they're connected to, 925 00:54:39,787 --> 00:54:41,915 and you're on some weird little power trip. 926 00:54:41,998 --> 00:54:47,253 I am doing exactly what you did, and you cannot handle it 927 00:54:47,337 --> 00:54:49,923 because you're afraid I might be better at it than you are. 928 00:54:55,846 --> 00:54:57,973 You probably are better at it now. 929 00:54:59,515 --> 00:55:01,434 You're a natural. 930 00:55:03,353 --> 00:55:04,812 I'm out, Pipes. 931 00:55:05,813 --> 00:55:09,192 I'm out of that and... 932 00:55:09,275 --> 00:55:10,861 I'm out of this. 933 00:55:15,490 --> 00:55:20,411 So, who's gonna rep us? We need to elect a leader. 934 00:55:20,495 --> 00:55:22,455 Well, I'd do it, but somebody needs to explain to me 935 00:55:22,538 --> 00:55:24,624 how the whole thing works. 936 00:55:26,251 --> 00:55:29,254 Holy shit, he's come around. 937 00:55:29,337 --> 00:55:31,923 Dude! Now it's official. 938 00:55:35,593 --> 00:55:36,928 What are you guys doing? 939 00:55:38,804 --> 00:55:41,975 Do you really wanna make an enemy out of MCC? 940 00:55:42,976 --> 00:55:45,561 You guys got yourself all riled up 941 00:55:45,645 --> 00:55:48,982 without really considering what it is you're doing. 942 00:55:49,065 --> 00:55:50,691 We're re-unionizing. 943 00:55:50,775 --> 00:55:52,777 - And it feels so good. - Mmm-hmm. 944 00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:53,904 Right. 945 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:56,739 What are your exact grievances? 946 00:55:57,448 --> 00:55:59,075 Hmm? 947 00:55:59,159 --> 00:56:02,703 Have you rallied at least 30% support from the employee base? 948 00:56:04,998 --> 00:56:07,625 Have you gotten them all to sign authorization cards? 949 00:56:08,751 --> 00:56:11,462 How do you guys expect to be taken seriously? 950 00:56:11,546 --> 00:56:15,091 Shit... you do know what you're talking about. 951 00:56:15,926 --> 00:56:17,135 You should lead us. 952 00:56:17,218 --> 00:56:19,387 - That's a conflict of interest. - Uh-uh. 953 00:56:19,470 --> 00:56:21,722 These corporate types are a different breed. 954 00:56:21,806 --> 00:56:25,226 They're hurting us. They're hurting our families. 955 00:56:25,310 --> 00:56:26,602 We need a leader. 956 00:56:28,021 --> 00:56:29,314 We need you, man. 957 00:56:29,397 --> 00:56:32,108 We do. We need you. 958 00:56:39,407 --> 00:56:42,160 Well, for starters, stop meeting in the break room. 959 00:56:42,243 --> 00:56:45,121 Don't give them a reason to squash you. 960 00:56:45,205 --> 00:56:47,082 These guys are pros. 961 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:49,960 They will call a meeting. 962 00:56:50,043 --> 00:56:52,295 It will seem optional, but it won't be. 963 00:56:52,378 --> 00:56:54,380 And once they have you captive, 964 00:56:54,464 --> 00:56:56,507 they are going to feed you a bunch of BS 965 00:56:56,591 --> 00:56:58,843 about it being a friendly workplace. 966 00:56:58,926 --> 00:57:02,847 And then they are going to use scare tactics 967 00:57:02,930 --> 00:57:07,685 to try and convince you that you're all gonna lose your jobs. 968 00:57:08,561 --> 00:57:10,230 Don't fucking listen to 'em. 969 00:57:10,313 --> 00:57:12,898 They need you more than you need them. 970 00:57:16,777 --> 00:57:17,946 So, you in? 971 00:57:25,453 --> 00:57:26,496 I could be your guy. 972 00:57:31,417 --> 00:57:32,961 I don't know about y'all, 973 00:57:33,044 --> 00:57:35,338 but I feel a "Hip, hip, hooray" coming on right about now. 974 00:57:35,421 --> 00:57:37,090 - Please don't. Please don't. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 975 00:57:37,173 --> 00:57:38,258 - No, it's coming. - Oh, yeah! 976 00:57:38,341 --> 00:57:40,093 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 977 00:57:40,176 --> 00:57:41,802 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 978 00:57:41,886 --> 00:57:44,264 - Hip, hip! - Hooray! 979 00:58:09,289 --> 00:58:10,831 Black people don't know this song.