1 -00:00:03,994 --> -00:00:01,992 [cell door slams] 2 -00:00:01,883 --> -00:00:00,465 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:46,499 --> 00:00:48,334 [cell door slams] 4 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,102 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:06,103 --> 00:01:08,552 synced and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 6 00:01:09,105 --> 00:01:11,107 [inmates laughing] 7 00:01:24,453 --> 00:01:25,579 [Big Boo] Sit, sit, sit. 8 00:01:25,663 --> 00:01:27,165 We don't give a shit about the movie. 9 00:01:27,248 --> 00:01:29,333 My heart is beating so fast right now. 10 00:01:29,417 --> 00:01:32,336 Bony, rat-faced son of a bitch deserved to grow an ass tulip. 11 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:33,671 What in the fuck is wrong with us? 12 00:01:33,754 --> 00:01:35,506 We ain't rapey enough. 13 00:01:35,589 --> 00:01:37,675 I mean, I sure as hell don't wanna keep staring down that 14 00:01:37,758 --> 00:01:41,387 naked, hairy butthole and trying to pull apart them sticky cheeks. 15 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:45,683 Do you think that he agonized over this like some little bitch? 16 00:01:46,559 --> 00:01:49,562 No. He planned his rape, and he raped his plan. 17 00:01:49,645 --> 00:01:51,105 He didn't plan it. 18 00:01:51,189 --> 00:01:55,193 At least not the first time. How do I know that he didn't feel bad? 19 00:01:55,276 --> 00:01:58,487 I mean, after he came? He could actually hate himself. 20 00:01:58,571 --> 00:02:00,531 Well, he fucking should. He's a rapist. 21 00:02:00,614 --> 00:02:01,740 Well, then maybe it's good 22 00:02:01,824 --> 00:02:05,244 that we didn't shove a carrot down his rabbit hole, 23 00:02:05,328 --> 00:02:08,331 'cause we could be sitting here, hating on ourselves too, Boo. 24 00:02:08,414 --> 00:02:10,124 Face it... 25 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:13,544 we ain't Swedish enough to be splitting his starfish. 26 00:02:14,628 --> 00:02:17,215 And I ain't a rapist. I ain't, and I feel good about it. 27 00:02:17,298 --> 00:02:21,427 Well, I hope that is a consolation tomorrow when you have van duty. 28 00:02:22,386 --> 00:02:23,387 Shit. 29 00:02:23,471 --> 00:02:24,930 Oh. 30 00:02:25,013 --> 00:02:29,310 Maybe I'll drink that Mexican diarrhea tea that the fat chicolos make, 31 00:02:29,393 --> 00:02:30,644 and I'll be too sick to work. 32 00:02:30,728 --> 00:02:33,189 Yeah, that's great, but what about the next day, 33 00:02:33,272 --> 00:02:35,191 and the day after that and the next? 34 00:02:35,899 --> 00:02:38,944 He's got you. God, there's no fucking justice! 35 00:02:39,027 --> 00:02:41,364 Yeah, and I really don't like tea. 36 00:02:50,789 --> 00:02:51,832 Hmm? 37 00:02:51,915 --> 00:02:54,543 -I'm freaking the fuck out. -Relax, I'll catch you up. 38 00:02:54,627 --> 00:02:57,171 See, she's uptight, right, and he's this unpredictable sous chef-- 39 00:02:57,255 --> 00:03:00,007 No, Soso is dead in the library. 40 00:03:01,175 --> 00:03:04,595 For real, I think. Look, I walked in... 41 00:03:04,678 --> 00:03:06,096 Go find a CO. 42 00:03:06,180 --> 00:03:07,306 No, I wanna see. Where is she? 43 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:08,766 Will you please just come? 44 00:03:08,849 --> 00:03:10,226 Can we see? 45 00:03:10,309 --> 00:03:12,936 Oh, please, please, please, please, with extra sugar on top. 46 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,230 -Please, please... -Okay. 47 00:03:14,313 --> 00:03:16,982 You save our seats, and tell me everything I miss. 48 00:03:17,065 --> 00:03:18,192 Fine. 49 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:23,572 [Crazy Eyes] Dead bodies. Dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies. 50 00:03:23,656 --> 00:03:24,907 Come on. 51 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,589 [blows air] 52 00:03:41,632 --> 00:03:43,342 -She ain't dead. -She ain't? 53 00:03:43,426 --> 00:03:45,386 I done seen enough dead to know alive. 54 00:03:45,469 --> 00:03:47,095 -[sighs] -[groans] 55 00:03:53,227 --> 00:03:54,353 Here. 56 00:03:56,855 --> 00:03:58,816 What we gonna do with her? 57 00:03:58,899 --> 00:04:01,610 If only we had an invisibility cloak. 58 00:04:01,694 --> 00:04:04,988 Or an extremely deep and wide belly button. 59 00:04:05,072 --> 00:04:06,157 Stop it. 60 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,242 Man, we need to make sure the girl don't go to Psych. 61 00:04:08,326 --> 00:04:12,663 No. Like, N-O, no. Psych's so bad. 62 00:04:12,746 --> 00:04:14,582 I wouldn't even wish it on the people running it. 63 00:04:14,665 --> 00:04:16,959 Although that would be poetic in its own way. 64 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:18,043 On my count, all right? 65 00:04:18,126 --> 00:04:20,879 One, two... [grunts] 66 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:22,340 Watch her head, watch her head. 67 00:04:22,423 --> 00:04:23,507 [Crazy Eyes] Got it. Got it. I got it. 68 00:04:23,591 --> 00:04:25,843 [Taystee] All right, you get the front. I got the back. 69 00:04:25,926 --> 00:04:27,595 [piano music plays] 70 00:04:37,145 --> 00:04:39,315 [Brook's mom] Three, four, and wrong! 71 00:04:44,612 --> 00:04:45,613 Well? 72 00:04:45,696 --> 00:04:51,034 I skipped the final repetition and played directly into the coda. 73 00:04:51,118 --> 00:04:52,536 You thought I wouldn't notice? 74 00:04:53,454 --> 00:04:55,122 Do you know what happens to cheaters? 75 00:04:55,914 --> 00:04:56,957 They go to hell. 76 00:04:58,125 --> 00:04:59,126 Who told you that? 77 00:05:00,794 --> 00:05:01,837 Brook! 78 00:05:03,256 --> 00:05:04,673 Reverend Pat Roberts. 79 00:05:05,799 --> 00:05:08,219 I didn't watch TV on purpose. 80 00:05:08,302 --> 00:05:11,305 Jessica's parents always have The 700 Club on. 81 00:05:11,389 --> 00:05:14,767 And that's why Jessica never places at the science fair. 82 00:05:16,143 --> 00:05:18,646 There is no hell. There is no heaven. 83 00:05:18,729 --> 00:05:23,108 When we die, all that remains are the memories of our achievements. 84 00:05:23,191 --> 00:05:27,571 And cheaters are very quickly forgotten. 85 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:29,407 Again. 86 00:05:31,241 --> 00:05:33,411 Play. And sit up straight! 87 00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:38,206 Hey. You have a nice day? 88 00:05:39,249 --> 00:05:40,543 We went to Olive Garden. 89 00:05:40,626 --> 00:05:43,128 Well, I had a good day, too. Helped some inmates. 90 00:05:43,211 --> 00:05:45,548 Your Russian friend? 91 00:05:45,631 --> 00:05:47,341 Yeah, and an Asian girl. 92 00:05:48,258 --> 00:05:51,470 Had a case of jailbird blues. Hey... 93 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:56,350 did you ever consider that you're technically Asian? 94 00:05:56,434 --> 00:05:59,227 Round-eyed Asian with blond hair? 95 00:05:59,312 --> 00:06:00,563 I'm Ukrainian. 96 00:06:02,356 --> 00:06:04,400 I'm making a joke. 97 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:09,447 [objects clatter] 98 00:06:11,198 --> 00:06:14,577 You know, it wouldn't kill you to smile once in a while. 99 00:06:16,244 --> 00:06:18,872 It's not like I'm asking you to sleep in my bed... 100 00:06:19,998 --> 00:06:23,126 or bring me back leftovers of Lasagna Classico... 101 00:06:24,753 --> 00:06:26,797 which you pay for with my money, 102 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,718 which you know I enjoy, which you never finish! 103 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:35,348 [speaking Russian] "I don't want to be a fat person." 104 00:06:38,642 --> 00:06:40,936 [speaking English] You know what? I had a really good day today. 105 00:06:41,019 --> 00:06:43,271 I had a really good day today. 106 00:06:44,523 --> 00:06:47,860 And I just wanted to come home and share it with you... 107 00:06:47,943 --> 00:06:49,362 and you don't care. 108 00:06:49,445 --> 00:06:50,696 At all! 109 00:06:52,990 --> 00:06:56,284 [speaking Russian] What do you really want from me? 110 00:06:57,202 --> 00:06:58,621 My freedom. 111 00:07:07,713 --> 00:07:11,133 [speaking English] I think you and your mother ought to go get an apartment. 112 00:07:11,216 --> 00:07:14,052 -I'll help you pay for it. -You would do that? 113 00:07:16,889 --> 00:07:20,100 I'm surrounded by women in captivity all day long. 114 00:07:21,352 --> 00:07:25,230 I don't need to come home to another one who feels like she's trapped in a cage. 115 00:07:35,991 --> 00:07:38,326 Well, what you waiting for? 116 00:07:38,411 --> 00:07:40,538 Why don't you... put your fingers down her throat? 117 00:07:40,621 --> 00:07:44,041 Knowing what to do does not make me bottom bitch of the vomitorium. 118 00:07:44,124 --> 00:07:46,377 Maybe stick your fingers down your own throat. 119 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:50,130 People see or hear other people puke, makes them wanna do it. 120 00:07:50,213 --> 00:07:51,757 -Sympathetic vomiting. -[scoffs] 121 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:53,801 Just... Fine, we wasting time. 122 00:07:53,884 --> 00:07:56,219 -Just fuck it. -No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 123 00:07:59,014 --> 00:08:00,057 Ew. 124 00:08:00,140 --> 00:08:01,392 -Easier cleanup. -Yeah. 125 00:08:01,475 --> 00:08:02,976 Okay. Good. Go. 126 00:08:06,188 --> 00:08:07,606 Okay. 127 00:08:10,192 --> 00:08:11,234 [retching] 128 00:08:11,318 --> 00:08:12,360 [Crazy Eyes] Yes. 129 00:08:12,445 --> 00:08:13,904 [coughing] 130 00:08:13,987 --> 00:08:16,323 -Oh, Jesus! -[Crazy Eyes laughing] 131 00:08:16,407 --> 00:08:17,741 [Taystee] Ew! 132 00:08:18,659 --> 00:08:20,368 Chunks! That's nasty! 133 00:08:20,453 --> 00:08:23,581 Hmm, but look at all them pills. 134 00:08:23,664 --> 00:08:24,998 Sympathetic vomiting. 135 00:08:25,082 --> 00:08:26,166 [gagging] 136 00:08:26,249 --> 00:08:27,626 Pull the drain. 137 00:08:27,710 --> 00:08:29,002 [Poussey retching] 138 00:08:30,212 --> 00:08:33,507 Now, should we stick a needle in her heart or something? 139 00:08:33,591 --> 00:08:37,344 This ain't Pulp Fiction, and that ain't heroin. 140 00:08:37,428 --> 00:08:38,554 Well, why ain't she awake? 141 00:08:38,637 --> 00:08:41,139 'Cause she ate fistfuls of pills like they was Tic Tacs 142 00:08:41,223 --> 00:08:43,767 -and she weighs three pounds. -Good point. 143 00:08:43,851 --> 00:08:46,144 We gotta watch her and make sure she doesn't stop breathing, 144 00:08:46,228 --> 00:08:48,313 and if she does, we give her CPR. 145 00:08:48,396 --> 00:08:49,482 [Poussey] Shit. 146 00:08:49,565 --> 00:08:53,401 Look, if that happens, man, you giving her the mouth-to-throw-up-mouth, all right? 147 00:08:54,361 --> 00:08:55,403 She okay? 148 00:08:56,196 --> 00:08:58,866 There's no blood in it, so that's good. 149 00:08:59,492 --> 00:09:00,868 -Huh. -[clicks tongue] 150 00:09:00,951 --> 00:09:03,036 She'll be fine. 151 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,413 Man, why this shit gotta happen on movie night? 152 00:09:05,498 --> 00:09:06,999 Anybody want some cigarettes? 153 00:09:08,584 --> 00:09:11,128 I found these hanging from the drain. 154 00:09:13,046 --> 00:09:15,466 Relax. We go in, we make our case. 155 00:09:15,549 --> 00:09:18,844 Uh-uh. With Dad, we go in with one agenda, 156 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:21,263 we come out excited to do the exact opposite. 157 00:09:21,346 --> 00:09:24,432 He's like a magical, manipulative wizard. 158 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:27,185 There is no way either of us are gonna walk out of there 159 00:09:27,269 --> 00:09:31,649 thinking it's okay to punish the victim of a hate crime. 160 00:09:31,732 --> 00:09:34,568 "Burset comes out of the SHU." That's our mantra. 161 00:09:34,652 --> 00:09:36,194 -"Burset comes out of the SHU." -There you go. 162 00:09:36,278 --> 00:09:38,572 -Yeah. "Burset comes out of the SHU." -"Burset comes out of the SHU." 163 00:09:38,656 --> 00:09:41,324 Well, why don't we just drive back there and let her out ourselves? 164 00:09:41,408 --> 00:09:44,662 Okay, suppose we do that. Then what happens? 165 00:09:44,745 --> 00:09:46,121 We probably get fired. 166 00:09:46,204 --> 00:09:48,415 That's right. And then what? 167 00:09:48,499 --> 00:09:50,083 She gets thrown back in. 168 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:52,670 But this time, there's no one around to help her. 169 00:09:52,753 --> 00:09:54,963 They'll bury her in there. You know that. 170 00:09:55,047 --> 00:09:58,175 -Let's do this right. -You're walking into the lion's den. 171 00:09:58,258 --> 00:09:59,968 I'm with a guy named Daniel. 172 00:10:00,052 --> 00:10:02,304 [chuckles] No one calls me that. 173 00:10:02,387 --> 00:10:05,516 And "Danny in the Lion's Den" sounds like the name of a picture book 174 00:10:05,599 --> 00:10:07,518 for slow, homeschooled kids. 175 00:10:07,601 --> 00:10:08,727 [snickering] 176 00:10:08,811 --> 00:10:11,605 -Joe, he's my dad. -And he's wrong. 177 00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:13,774 You need to stand up to him, tell him that. 178 00:10:13,857 --> 00:10:15,901 -He's gonna respect you for it. -[sighs] 179 00:10:15,984 --> 00:10:18,028 And if he doesn't, he's your dad, he's still gonna love you. 180 00:10:18,111 --> 00:10:21,949 Man, you know nothing about WASPs. 181 00:10:26,119 --> 00:10:29,122 Maybe you need to bust out the eggs again, like in the old days. 182 00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:30,457 Norma doesn't need that voodoo shit. 183 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:32,710 [Gina] Well, maybe she does. I mean, no offense, Norma, 184 00:10:32,793 --> 00:10:35,921 but your latest gift seems to be making your flock disappear. 185 00:10:36,004 --> 00:10:39,007 Those quitters aren't Norma's sheep. They're rats. 186 00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:41,301 Don't rats leave the sinking ship first? 187 00:10:41,384 --> 00:10:43,887 Shut up, Angie. It's your fault everybody bailed. 188 00:10:43,971 --> 00:10:45,138 What did Angie do? 189 00:10:45,222 --> 00:10:48,726 I ruined my miracle by getting thrown in the SHU. 190 00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:52,104 Which was seriously the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 191 00:10:52,187 --> 00:10:55,983 Even counting that time I smoked crack thinking it was meth 192 00:10:56,066 --> 00:10:58,986 and then took four shots of Everclear and ate cat poop. 193 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:03,741 [stammers] Maybe those quitter, rat-sheep girls are a little right. 194 00:11:03,824 --> 00:11:06,827 Like, if it was a miracle, shouldn't she be in France 195 00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:10,455 -or Albuquerque or something? -[sighs] 196 00:11:10,538 --> 00:11:14,209 I'm sorry, Holy Norma. I didn't mean to mess it up. 197 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:15,460 [inhales sharply] 198 00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:18,546 You'll go back to making people cry, but in a good way, really soon. 199 00:11:18,631 --> 00:11:19,632 [sighs] 200 00:11:20,841 --> 00:11:21,842 [whispers] Get out. 201 00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:23,218 [sighs] 202 00:11:31,226 --> 00:11:32,477 [Leanne sighs] 203 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,271 I heard a rumor we're getting new beds. 204 00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:37,858 Did your spirit friends have anything to do with that? 205 00:11:39,943 --> 00:11:44,031 [sighs] Look, people love a sign, you know? 206 00:11:45,115 --> 00:11:47,660 We're all looking for a clue that there's a reason for things, 207 00:11:47,743 --> 00:11:51,872 that everything's not all random and lonely, you know? 208 00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:56,459 Maybe focus on another miracle... one some dummy can't fuck up. 209 00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:05,427 What do you want, Gonzales? 210 00:12:05,510 --> 00:12:06,553 [sighs] 211 00:12:06,636 --> 00:12:09,181 Straight-up gangsta, Chapman. Respect. 212 00:12:09,264 --> 00:12:13,018 -I'm not the Godfather. -No. You're taller and tighter. 213 00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:15,353 It was business. 214 00:12:15,437 --> 00:12:17,272 So what's it gonna take for me to get back in? 215 00:12:17,355 --> 00:12:18,816 Have you actually seen The Godfather? 216 00:12:18,899 --> 00:12:22,235 You're the sour-pantied Luca Brasi. 217 00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:23,779 You sleep with the fishes. 218 00:12:23,862 --> 00:12:26,489 -I can help. -You're dead to me. 219 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:27,615 Basta. 220 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,534 Oh, come on, my mom is sick. 221 00:12:29,617 --> 00:12:31,203 Really? Is that the best that you can come up with? 222 00:12:31,286 --> 00:12:33,831 No! For real. 223 00:12:35,082 --> 00:12:36,333 She's got lymphoma, 224 00:12:36,416 --> 00:12:39,795 and the co-pays and shit are killing her faster than the cancer. 225 00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:41,421 [sighs] 226 00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:43,298 I gotta be able to help her. 227 00:12:43,381 --> 00:12:47,845 But instead, I'm stuck in this shithole, barely making enough to pay for Pantene. 228 00:12:49,346 --> 00:12:50,347 I'm sorry. 229 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:54,601 Come on, Chapman, please. I know you're a good person. 230 00:12:54,684 --> 00:12:57,312 And think of all that sweet potorro tang I'm wasting. 231 00:12:57,395 --> 00:13:01,649 I'm begging and I don't do that 'cause I got Latin pride and shit. 232 00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:06,196 But I'm begging you for this, 'cause it's real stuff going on. 233 00:13:08,741 --> 00:13:11,201 You start off at a lower rate than everybody else. 234 00:13:11,284 --> 00:13:12,285 Thank you. 235 00:13:12,369 --> 00:13:14,621 -Thank you... -No hugging. Mmm-mmm. 236 00:13:15,956 --> 00:13:16,957 [sighs] 237 00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:23,046 It's none of my business, 238 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:26,674 but you know that teardrop under her eye isn't real, right? 239 00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:29,970 You're right. It's literally none of your business. 240 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:32,765 It's my business, and it's flourishing. 241 00:13:32,848 --> 00:13:36,309 How do you think that's gonna look? Bringing back the agitator-in-chief? 242 00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:39,687 Like I am a good and benevolent dictator. 243 00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:42,190 -[scoffs] -Like King Wangchuck of Bhutan. 244 00:13:42,274 --> 00:13:44,567 He created the Gross National Happiness scale 245 00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:48,738 so his people would be content and remain loyal. 246 00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:50,490 And how did that work out for him? 247 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:53,035 Yeah. 248 00:13:53,118 --> 00:13:55,788 There's no such thing as a benevolent dictator, 249 00:13:55,871 --> 00:13:57,580 only a weak one, or a dead one. 250 00:13:57,664 --> 00:14:01,709 He did not die. He abdicated voluntarily. 251 00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:02,878 You know what I mean. 252 00:14:02,961 --> 00:14:04,754 You're letting the fox back into the hen house. 253 00:14:04,838 --> 00:14:08,591 You dumped me because I fired Flaca, 254 00:14:08,675 --> 00:14:11,261 and now you're criticizing me for bringing her back. 255 00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:14,306 I broke up with you because you were being gross, 256 00:14:14,389 --> 00:14:15,808 and now you're being stupid. 257 00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:19,895 That girl wants to fuck you over and get her prison cred back. 258 00:14:19,978 --> 00:14:20,979 But you're right. 259 00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:23,857 It's none of my business. 260 00:14:23,941 --> 00:14:25,776 Godfather knows best. 261 00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:34,159 [Gloria] Oh, shit! 262 00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:36,078 -[speaking Spanish] -What the fuck? 263 00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:42,042 Well, can't make it worse. 264 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:43,501 Seriously? 265 00:14:43,585 --> 00:14:46,379 You feed people food from the fucking floor, like we're animals? 266 00:14:46,463 --> 00:14:49,424 Maybe we should all get down on our knees and lick it up! 267 00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:50,884 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 268 00:14:50,968 --> 00:14:52,135 I'm kidding. 269 00:14:52,219 --> 00:14:55,638 They doubled our order of slop this month, we can cover it. 270 00:14:56,807 --> 00:14:57,975 What's gotten into you? 271 00:14:58,058 --> 00:14:59,726 It's not your problem. 272 00:15:00,894 --> 00:15:02,770 She got man troubles. 273 00:15:02,855 --> 00:15:04,982 Well, why didn't you say so? 274 00:15:06,817 --> 00:15:08,401 Don't give it back when you're done. 275 00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:10,487 Not that kind of man. 276 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:12,030 What other kind is there? 277 00:15:15,158 --> 00:15:16,326 [Gloria sighs] 278 00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:17,828 The kind with tits. 279 00:15:17,911 --> 00:15:20,831 Burset? They took her to Seg. 280 00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:23,041 I've had enough. What's done is done. 281 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,334 Let's not beat a dead horse. 282 00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,503 Black Beauty was the one beat you. 283 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:29,172 -You ask me, it got what was coming. -Uh-uh. 284 00:15:29,256 --> 00:15:31,591 -Don't blame me for what happened. -I'm giving you credit. 285 00:15:31,674 --> 00:15:34,177 You were the one that started spreading all those rumors about her. 286 00:15:34,261 --> 00:15:36,847 So I'll take credit, too. Mission accomplished. 287 00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,057 You two need to clean this up. 288 00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:40,934 I'll get the mop. 289 00:15:41,018 --> 00:15:46,439 Gloria, sometimes there's a mess. It happens. 290 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,194 Yeah. 291 00:15:56,449 --> 00:15:59,494 Something's the matter. I can tell. 292 00:15:59,577 --> 00:16:02,873 I got this talent for knowing when things are bothering people. 293 00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:03,999 Nothing's bothering me. 294 00:16:04,082 --> 00:16:08,170 Yeah, something is. I can feel it in my elbow. 295 00:16:08,253 --> 00:16:10,463 All the women in my family got the knowing elbow. 296 00:16:12,174 --> 00:16:14,051 Yeah, well, something's bothering you, too. 297 00:16:14,134 --> 00:16:15,343 I can feel it in my toe. 298 00:16:15,427 --> 00:16:16,594 Which toe? 299 00:16:18,096 --> 00:16:20,307 Oh, you're bluffing. 300 00:16:21,558 --> 00:16:23,685 All right, fine. 301 00:16:23,768 --> 00:16:25,645 -You want me to say this? -Yeah. 302 00:16:25,728 --> 00:16:27,397 I think we should end this. 303 00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:31,318 Oh, no. 304 00:16:31,401 --> 00:16:36,573 No, that is not what I was thinking at all. 305 00:16:38,158 --> 00:16:39,201 It wasn't? 306 00:16:39,284 --> 00:16:41,244 No, I... 307 00:16:41,328 --> 00:16:44,497 I was thinking how hard gravity had been on me 308 00:16:44,581 --> 00:16:47,750 'cause I fell so far so fast for you. 309 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:50,712 I was gonna tell you I love you, 310 00:16:50,795 --> 00:16:54,382 and I ain't never said that to nobody, except this one guy before. 311 00:16:55,092 --> 00:16:57,219 You telling me you don't love me? 312 00:16:57,302 --> 00:17:00,055 It ain't got nothing to do with feelings, okay? 313 00:17:00,138 --> 00:17:01,889 -[whimpers] -I got crazy feelings for you. 314 00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:04,892 Pauly D, JWoww 2010 kind of feelings. 315 00:17:04,977 --> 00:17:08,355 -But that's the problem, you know? -I don't get that! 316 00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,357 They couldn't act on them. 317 00:17:11,399 --> 00:17:12,900 JWoww had a boyfriend. 318 00:17:12,985 --> 00:17:14,444 You got prison. 319 00:17:14,527 --> 00:17:16,654 Well, there's nowhere to go. 320 00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:19,157 It's like it's blue balls, but for my heart, Lorna. 321 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:22,077 No, this is not happening. I... 322 00:17:23,495 --> 00:17:26,456 I was saving this for my vision board. 323 00:17:26,539 --> 00:17:29,376 But all vision, no action kills Hamlet, right? 324 00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,586 I guess. I don't really know. 325 00:17:31,669 --> 00:17:33,505 It did. I saw the movie. 326 00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:37,259 Whoa, whoa. 327 00:17:37,342 --> 00:17:39,094 Come on, baby. What are you doing? 328 00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:44,474 I love you, Vince Muccio. 329 00:17:44,557 --> 00:17:47,602 And I love everything that you've done for me, 330 00:17:47,685 --> 00:17:51,648 especially beating up that good-for-nothing Christopher, 331 00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:54,609 showing me what a real man looks like. 332 00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:57,820 I wanna spend my life with you... 333 00:17:59,114 --> 00:18:01,366 and I don't wanna wait. 334 00:18:01,449 --> 00:18:03,493 Inmate, back in your seat! 335 00:18:04,577 --> 00:18:05,870 I want you to marry me. 336 00:18:07,372 --> 00:18:10,792 Morello, no touching! Back in your seat, now! 337 00:18:16,464 --> 00:18:18,341 Well, don't leave a girl hanging. 338 00:18:19,717 --> 00:18:20,968 What do you say? 339 00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:29,311 You are the most amazing girl I have ever met, Lorna Morello. 340 00:18:29,394 --> 00:18:32,397 I mean, it should be the guy doing the asking, 341 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,524 but I gotta say there's something kind of hot about you 342 00:18:34,607 --> 00:18:35,692 down on your knees like that. 343 00:18:35,775 --> 00:18:36,943 [laughs] 344 00:18:42,615 --> 00:18:43,658 Yes. 345 00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:44,742 [gasps] 346 00:18:44,826 --> 00:18:47,329 -Yes. Yes, I will. -Oh! 347 00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:49,247 I will marry you. I will marry you. 348 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:54,377 I swear, I'm gonna be... 349 00:18:54,461 --> 00:18:56,879 such a good wife. 350 00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:58,965 -The best. -The best. 351 00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:00,175 I don't want you to go, 352 00:19:00,258 --> 00:19:02,844 but I think we should say goodbye so we can kiss. Yeah? 353 00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:03,928 Okay. 354 00:19:04,011 --> 00:19:06,139 CO Ford, uh, we are done here. 355 00:19:06,223 --> 00:19:09,476 Can we say goodbye and maybe kiss a little, please? 356 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:28,786 [Vince moaning] 357 00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:31,038 All right, wrap it up. 358 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,461 Morello, wrap it up! 359 00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:43,676 [Father John] The body of Christ. 360 00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:46,012 [girl 1] Amen. 361 00:19:46,096 --> 00:19:47,722 [Father John] The body of Christ. 362 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,059 -The body of Christ. -[boy 1] Amen. 363 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,233 [Father John] The body of Christ. [girl 2] Amen. 364 00:19:58,316 --> 00:19:59,401 The body of Christ. 365 00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:03,155 -[girl 3] Amen. -The body of Christ. 366 00:20:06,199 --> 00:20:08,535 Ah, look at my little princess. 367 00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:11,871 You got Christ in your body now, dolly. That means you got responsibilities. 368 00:20:11,954 --> 00:20:14,332 -I love this dress! -What's in your hand? 369 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:17,544 I read in a magazine that white food makes you fat. 370 00:20:17,627 --> 00:20:20,380 You didn't eat your Eucharist? She didn't eat her Eucharist. 371 00:20:20,463 --> 00:20:22,882 You gotta eat the cracker, Lorna. The cracker's the whole point. 372 00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,343 No, Mommy, the dress is the whole point! 373 00:20:25,427 --> 00:20:28,680 Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! 374 00:20:28,763 --> 00:20:32,809 -[indistinct conversations] -[woman speaking indistinctly on PA] 375 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:50,410 -Should I remain silent? -Actually, I... 376 00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,204 I could use a nice chat. 377 00:20:54,581 --> 00:20:56,374 You ever believe in anything, Red? 378 00:20:56,458 --> 00:21:00,920 Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova. 379 00:21:01,003 --> 00:21:05,383 Her father drove a tractor and her mother worked in a textile plant, 380 00:21:05,467 --> 00:21:08,636 and she went to outer space in a rocket ship. 381 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,265 First woman to do that. I worshipped her. 382 00:21:12,349 --> 00:21:13,391 What happened? 383 00:21:13,475 --> 00:21:16,143 Nothing, I still think she's terrific. 384 00:21:16,228 --> 00:21:19,522 She's in her 70s now and she wants to go to Mars. 385 00:21:19,606 --> 00:21:21,274 Put in a request with Putin. 386 00:21:22,192 --> 00:21:24,236 Russians stay focused. 387 00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:33,495 This doesn't feel like the good kind of silence. 388 00:21:33,578 --> 00:21:34,579 It's not. 389 00:21:34,662 --> 00:21:36,873 [Angie sighs] At least it's bread day. 390 00:21:36,956 --> 00:21:40,252 And it's so over-toasted, you could pretend it was a cracker. 391 00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:41,836 Wait. 392 00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:51,679 I never doubted you, not for a second! 393 00:21:51,763 --> 00:21:53,848 Gently, gently. Hold it up. 394 00:21:57,727 --> 00:22:00,980 It's her! It's exactly her! 395 00:22:02,607 --> 00:22:04,526 -Oh, my Norma! -Careful. 396 00:22:04,609 --> 00:22:05,777 [Angie gasps] 397 00:22:07,779 --> 00:22:09,406 It's Toast Norma. 398 00:22:10,448 --> 00:22:13,451 It's a miracle. Toast Norma! 399 00:22:13,535 --> 00:22:14,869 Toast Norma! 400 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:21,709 It's like one of those 3D poster thingies from when we were kids. 401 00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:23,920 You gotta wait a second to see it. 402 00:22:29,842 --> 00:22:31,511 Praise be to Norma. 403 00:22:31,594 --> 00:22:36,766 Her image has been emblazoned by the universe unto toast 404 00:22:36,849 --> 00:22:40,687 as a reminder of her power and goodliness here on this earth. 405 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,524 There's never any dignity at the end. 406 00:22:44,607 --> 00:22:47,276 Yeah, I'm gonna check it out. 407 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,822 Gina. Gina... don't be a fool. 408 00:22:50,905 --> 00:22:54,492 I have a birthmark on my left butt cheek that's shaped like a scarab. 409 00:22:54,576 --> 00:22:56,243 Doesn't make me Cleopatra. 410 00:22:56,328 --> 00:22:58,371 [Babs] Yo, Norma, you in their toast! 411 00:22:58,455 --> 00:23:00,415 -[Angie chuckling] -[Babs] You in the toast! 412 00:23:00,498 --> 00:23:02,500 [Gina] What's going on? 413 00:23:02,584 --> 00:23:06,128 -Gaze upon the glory of the toast. -[whispering] You in the toast. 414 00:23:06,212 --> 00:23:08,214 -Look at that! -Yeah, I don't see it. It... 415 00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:10,216 Oh, holy mother, there it is in, in the burn marks. 416 00:23:10,299 --> 00:23:11,884 -Yeah! -Oh, it's beautiful! 417 00:23:11,968 --> 00:23:14,846 [Leanne] It's a gift. It's a gift. 418 00:23:14,929 --> 00:23:19,351 [Angie] It's a gift! Thank you. Thank you, Norma. 419 00:23:19,434 --> 00:23:20,560 [Gina] It's so crazy. [Leanne] Toast Norma. 420 00:23:20,643 --> 00:23:22,061 [Angie] It's a miracle. 421 00:23:22,144 --> 00:23:24,731 [Gina] Norma, it looks just like you. [Angie] It's a real miracle. 422 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:28,275 -She's sleeping again. -[Poussey] What? 423 00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:29,402 Yo, Bennie. 424 00:23:29,486 --> 00:23:31,320 -Wake up. -[Poussey scoffs] 425 00:23:31,404 --> 00:23:32,697 "Bennie"? 426 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,574 Yeah, we checked out them foils, man. 427 00:23:34,657 --> 00:23:36,451 You took, like, 100 Benadryls. 428 00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:40,455 But the good news is your allergies are squared away for, like, a decade. 429 00:23:40,538 --> 00:23:42,123 [all laughing] 430 00:23:42,206 --> 00:23:44,584 I still don't understand why we're helping her anyway. 431 00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:45,835 She ain't one of us. 432 00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:48,588 Because you have never been to Psych. 433 00:23:48,671 --> 00:23:50,297 Nobody saved me from the SHU. 434 00:23:50,382 --> 00:23:52,592 Well, eventually, you come back from the SHU. 435 00:23:52,675 --> 00:23:54,260 And look, besides, as long as she with us, 436 00:23:54,343 --> 00:23:57,096 we're gonna be like the Tiger Woods of prison cliques. 437 00:23:57,179 --> 00:23:59,056 Blasian is beautiful. 438 00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:00,517 Hey, that's right. 439 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,437 Your skin doesn't have to be black, as long as your heart is black. 440 00:24:05,688 --> 00:24:07,189 Um... 441 00:24:07,273 --> 00:24:08,441 She's sleeping again. 442 00:24:08,525 --> 00:24:10,860 [scoffs] You've been pretty chill about all of this. 443 00:24:10,943 --> 00:24:13,530 -Shh. [grunts] -Man, what you doin', anyway? 444 00:24:13,613 --> 00:24:16,616 Well, for your nosy information, I'm working on my conversion essay. 445 00:24:16,699 --> 00:24:19,160 -You still on that? -You damn right. 446 00:24:19,243 --> 00:24:20,703 -[Janae chuckles] -No matter what they take from me, 447 00:24:20,787 --> 00:24:22,789 they can't take away my motherfucking kosher meals. 448 00:24:22,872 --> 00:24:27,293 Okay. I got a Black Jew, I got an Asian Black, 449 00:24:27,376 --> 00:24:30,046 a bunch of race-squatting carpetbaggers. 450 00:24:30,129 --> 00:24:34,842 You've disciplined your body in accordance with the teachings of blessed Elijah, 451 00:24:34,926 --> 00:24:37,178 for the glory of Allah. 452 00:24:37,261 --> 00:24:38,971 But anything more, anything more, 453 00:24:39,055 --> 00:24:42,016 is self-aggrandizing and immodest, and I forbid it. 454 00:24:42,099 --> 00:24:44,268 What about college? 455 00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:46,353 Running track can pay for it. 456 00:24:46,438 --> 00:24:50,274 Not if it means running half-naked in public, like a common whore. 457 00:24:50,357 --> 00:24:52,068 I can't compete wearing a tent. 458 00:24:52,151 --> 00:24:55,863 She has a talent and a passion, and college, 459 00:24:55,947 --> 00:24:59,617 a good college, is out of reach without this. 460 00:24:59,701 --> 00:25:04,246 Especially for a woman. Especially for a black woman. 461 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:06,791 -Money is not my god. -[sighs] 462 00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:11,838 Maybe Allah ain't my god. 463 00:25:13,214 --> 00:25:17,301 Maybe I don't want to be a proud daughter in the Nation of Islam. 464 00:25:17,384 --> 00:25:19,178 [gasps] 465 00:25:29,438 --> 00:25:31,941 [speaking Spanish] I mean, at least she knows who the father is, right? 466 00:25:32,024 --> 00:25:34,569 Even if he's a shit-eating pussy who walked out. 467 00:25:34,652 --> 00:25:35,695 Mmm. 468 00:25:35,778 --> 00:25:38,823 That baby ain't never gonna hear the name Bennett. 469 00:25:38,906 --> 00:25:42,702 My dad was either Julio, Rodrigo, or Chad. 470 00:25:42,785 --> 00:25:45,371 My luck, it was fucking Chad. 471 00:25:45,454 --> 00:25:47,707 -[Maritza] A mailbox that leaks pee. -Uh-uh. 472 00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:50,001 [Maritza] I asked for a C-section, 473 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:53,004 so my sails wouldn't be flapping in the wind. 474 00:25:53,087 --> 00:25:54,589 I don't have anything flapping. 475 00:25:54,672 --> 00:25:57,341 It feels like, you know, when you get punched in the eye and it swells shut? 476 00:25:57,424 --> 00:25:58,801 Except I got punched in the chocha. 477 00:25:58,885 --> 00:26:01,262 You're back, and you didn't come talk to your mother? 478 00:26:01,345 --> 00:26:02,429 What kind of shit is that? 479 00:26:02,514 --> 00:26:03,640 [Dayanara scoffs] 480 00:26:03,723 --> 00:26:06,518 I knew I didn't have to 'cause you're gonna butt in anyway. 481 00:26:06,601 --> 00:26:08,227 You got what you wanted, didn't you? 482 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:10,021 I was with my baby two hours, 483 00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:12,940 getting ready to hand it over to Pornstache's mom. 484 00:26:13,024 --> 00:26:16,110 And who shows up? Cesar and our cousin, Yas. 485 00:26:16,193 --> 00:26:18,863 Don't pretend like you ain't happy, 'cause I know you are. 486 00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:20,156 Ah, you don't know anything. 487 00:26:21,157 --> 00:26:24,577 You're happy, but you can't say it 'cause you gotta hate me. 488 00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:28,122 You said keeping the baby was the worst thing for her. 489 00:26:28,205 --> 00:26:29,541 Yeah, well, kids adapt. 490 00:26:29,624 --> 00:26:31,793 -[sighs] -Marc Anthony grew up in the projects 491 00:26:31,876 --> 00:26:35,212 and now he's rich and got to stick it to J. Lo even though he's pocket-size. 492 00:26:36,213 --> 00:26:38,049 And this was about you. 493 00:26:38,966 --> 00:26:42,303 I know that feeling you got when you had her in your arms. 494 00:26:42,386 --> 00:26:45,347 And if that went away forever, you'd be all kinds of fucked up. 495 00:26:45,431 --> 00:26:48,309 [sighs] You make her sound like she's drugs. 496 00:26:48,392 --> 00:26:49,852 The worst kind. 497 00:26:51,145 --> 00:26:54,566 She's gonna make you feel better than you ever thought you could, 498 00:26:54,649 --> 00:26:57,151 then drain all your money and ruin your life. 499 00:26:58,152 --> 00:26:59,403 You're always gonna need her. 500 00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:03,700 And even when you hate her, you're gonna love her. 501 00:27:04,909 --> 00:27:06,828 Even when she's in prison with you. 502 00:27:07,829 --> 00:27:08,830 [sighs] 503 00:27:14,376 --> 00:27:17,213 -Thank you. -Was that so fucking hard? 504 00:27:19,298 --> 00:27:22,844 Nosing whiskey isn't like sniffing wine. 505 00:27:22,927 --> 00:27:25,262 Now, you'd fry your brain right out of your skull 506 00:27:25,346 --> 00:27:28,600 with full nasal insertion into the tumbler. 507 00:27:28,683 --> 00:27:30,768 No, nosing is an art form of its own. 508 00:27:30,852 --> 00:27:33,813 All right, when you boys are ready, go ahead and imbibe. 509 00:27:33,896 --> 00:27:35,064 But don't swallow. 510 00:27:35,147 --> 00:27:37,650 Chew the scotch. 511 00:27:37,734 --> 00:27:41,570 Let it explore the different taste corners of your tongue. 512 00:27:41,654 --> 00:27:44,573 [whispers] He stole all that fellating whiskey stuff from a YouTube video. 513 00:27:44,657 --> 00:27:46,117 You got something to say there, Danny? 514 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,494 Dad, uh, we just really need to get down to business. 515 00:27:48,577 --> 00:27:51,122 -[coughs] -Danny, I'm trying to teach you. 516 00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:52,539 It's all business. 517 00:27:52,624 --> 00:27:56,085 The club, the bullshit, it's a dance. 518 00:27:56,168 --> 00:27:58,212 Yeah, well, Burset comes out of the SHU. Cha-cha-cha. 519 00:27:58,295 --> 00:27:59,505 [sighs] 520 00:28:00,339 --> 00:28:01,799 Uh, Burset comes out of the SHU. 521 00:28:01,883 --> 00:28:03,384 I heard you the first time. 522 00:28:04,468 --> 00:28:05,552 Where was your preamble? 523 00:28:05,637 --> 00:28:08,347 Where was the lead-in where you reminded me 524 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:11,768 how you saved money on the fence repair and the new meal plan? 525 00:28:11,851 --> 00:28:14,020 Come on, I taught you better! 526 00:28:14,603 --> 00:28:16,814 Tell me about the new beds we're installing. 527 00:28:16,898 --> 00:28:19,651 Tell me how much more money we're gonna make. 528 00:28:19,734 --> 00:28:22,569 Mr. Pearson, we need to focus 529 00:28:22,654 --> 00:28:25,531 on the people we're tucking into these new beds, 530 00:28:25,614 --> 00:28:27,992 or any budget surplus we find 531 00:28:28,075 --> 00:28:32,789 is going straight to fight one gross-negligence lawsuit after another. 532 00:28:32,872 --> 00:28:37,043 We have a chance to set the pace with Burset. 533 00:28:37,126 --> 00:28:39,003 We can't keep her in the SHU forever, 534 00:28:39,086 --> 00:28:42,173 and the longer we do, the more we open ourselves up for... 535 00:28:42,256 --> 00:28:44,676 Let me back you up here for a second, Joe. 536 00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:47,970 Ms. Burset is in protective custody, 537 00:28:48,054 --> 00:28:50,765 -not solitary confinement. -[sighs] 538 00:28:50,848 --> 00:28:53,267 It's both one and the horrible same, sir. 539 00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:55,227 [sighs] I understand. 540 00:28:55,311 --> 00:29:00,775 And we need to talk about updating our facilities and our policies 541 00:29:00,858 --> 00:29:02,985 about their use as a long-term priority. 542 00:29:03,069 --> 00:29:05,571 -Well, how can a priority be long-term? -Uh, Danny... 543 00:29:05,655 --> 00:29:09,533 No, no, no, a priority by definition is something that needs to happen right now. 544 00:29:09,616 --> 00:29:10,785 I think what Danny means-- 545 00:29:10,868 --> 00:29:12,787 No, no, no, no, he knows what I mean. 546 00:29:12,870 --> 00:29:14,706 What I mean is Burset comes out of the SHU, 547 00:29:14,789 --> 00:29:16,958 -'cause she didn't do anything wrong! -All right, son, all right. 548 00:29:17,041 --> 00:29:20,377 No, don't do that! That placating thing! You're doing it right now! 549 00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:22,714 And you lied to me, and you did it to my face! 550 00:29:22,797 --> 00:29:24,340 I told you we would look over our options. 551 00:29:24,423 --> 00:29:25,800 -We did... -[sighs] 552 00:29:25,883 --> 00:29:27,885 ...and there were none better. So you can either suck it up-- 553 00:29:27,969 --> 00:29:29,636 You know, fine! That's it! I quit! 554 00:29:29,721 --> 00:29:31,180 [man] Whoa, what's going on? 555 00:29:31,263 --> 00:29:34,391 Yeah. Enjoy nose-fucking your whiskey! 556 00:29:35,935 --> 00:29:37,103 [man] This is out of line. 557 00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,122 Find anything good? 558 00:29:56,205 --> 00:29:58,457 These donated books are the suck. 559 00:29:59,876 --> 00:30:01,836 [sighs] I read that one already. 560 00:30:01,919 --> 00:30:04,964 Once you rebuild your bones with butter, you're gonna have to unclog your arteries 561 00:30:05,047 --> 00:30:07,466 with, like, a Shop-Vac or something. 562 00:30:07,549 --> 00:30:08,760 It's kind of bullshit. 563 00:30:08,843 --> 00:30:09,969 Spoiler alert. 564 00:30:11,303 --> 00:30:15,474 Hey, um, thanks again for giving me a second chance, Chapman. 565 00:30:16,809 --> 00:30:17,852 I'm really grateful. 566 00:30:17,935 --> 00:30:18,936 Uh-huh. 567 00:30:25,651 --> 00:30:27,820 -[Chang] Next! -[indistinct conversations] 568 00:30:27,904 --> 00:30:29,113 [Chang] Nah, we don't got that. 569 00:30:29,196 --> 00:30:32,784 All these new guards. Infiltrators. 570 00:30:32,867 --> 00:30:33,993 [Chang] Next. 571 00:30:34,076 --> 00:30:36,162 Did you see the toothpick guy? 572 00:30:36,245 --> 00:30:38,289 Uh, no. I've been laying real low. 573 00:30:38,372 --> 00:30:39,706 Don't turn around! 574 00:30:40,332 --> 00:30:41,708 -[scoffs] -[sighs] 575 00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:43,210 They're watching. 576 00:30:44,503 --> 00:30:46,798 There's the squirrelly dude who looks like a young Jack Nicholson, 577 00:30:46,881 --> 00:30:49,216 who's always givin' everybody donuts. 578 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:51,093 Then there's the high-school-looking kid 579 00:30:51,177 --> 00:30:54,847 who uses that little baby face to get away with... something. 580 00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:59,060 And now, there's a toothpick guy. He started today! 581 00:30:59,143 --> 00:31:00,937 [Chang] Next. 582 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:03,773 -Thanks. I'll be careful. -You will be dead. 583 00:31:05,024 --> 00:31:08,360 I haven't even gotten started on the black Mr. Clean over there. 584 00:31:09,904 --> 00:31:13,615 What, CO Please-and-thank-you? He's a teddy bear. 585 00:31:13,699 --> 00:31:17,494 Who are the Teddy Bears? Should I know about them? 586 00:31:19,205 --> 00:31:20,331 [Chang] Next. 587 00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:25,795 Ivory soap, Colgate, Diet Coke. 588 00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:29,966 [Chang] Bad choice. 589 00:31:30,049 --> 00:31:33,510 Aspartame invented by Donald Rumsfeld in the '80s. 590 00:31:34,678 --> 00:31:36,763 Mind control. 591 00:31:36,848 --> 00:31:38,099 That's true. 592 00:31:38,182 --> 00:31:40,267 Seriously? You, too? 593 00:31:41,477 --> 00:31:44,105 Did you know that Monsanto 594 00:31:44,188 --> 00:31:47,691 gave Donald Rumsfeld $12 million for aspartame in 1985? 595 00:31:47,774 --> 00:31:49,193 Yes. 596 00:31:50,111 --> 00:31:51,487 All right, we should talk. 597 00:31:51,570 --> 00:31:52,822 [knocking on door] 598 00:31:53,739 --> 00:31:55,782 Soso, thanks for comin'. 599 00:31:55,867 --> 00:31:58,619 Please, have a seat. 600 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:04,041 Are you okay? 601 00:32:05,292 --> 00:32:07,253 You look, uh... 602 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:10,797 Did they give you your prescription at medical? 603 00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:14,051 Well, sometimes it takes a couple of weeks to even out. 604 00:32:14,135 --> 00:32:15,845 What did you wanna see me about? 605 00:32:15,928 --> 00:32:17,304 Berdie Rogers. 606 00:32:18,389 --> 00:32:19,640 Is she coming back? 607 00:32:20,892 --> 00:32:25,687 Mr. Caputo is gonna be talking to several inmates about her conduct. 608 00:32:25,771 --> 00:32:27,689 I want you to know that you can trust him. 609 00:32:27,773 --> 00:32:31,318 You can basically tell him anything you would tell me. 610 00:32:31,402 --> 00:32:36,573 For example, don't be afraid to tell him that you spoke with her for several weeks 611 00:32:36,657 --> 00:32:39,118 and she offered you no medical care for your... 612 00:32:40,327 --> 00:32:41,662 Your mental condition. 613 00:32:43,789 --> 00:32:46,583 You're really bad at your job, Mr. Healy. 614 00:32:49,503 --> 00:32:52,298 Like, really bad. 615 00:32:54,341 --> 00:32:57,844 You make me feel worse about myself every time we talk. 616 00:32:59,721 --> 00:33:01,182 Berdie helped me. 617 00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:04,726 I'm going now. 618 00:33:13,945 --> 00:33:16,030 -We're ready. -You made that? 619 00:33:16,113 --> 00:33:17,531 Mmm-hmm. [chuckles] 620 00:33:17,614 --> 00:33:20,117 As good as any tattoo gun you'll see in the real world. 621 00:33:20,201 --> 00:33:21,535 I mean, almost. 622 00:33:21,618 --> 00:33:23,579 This is a spinny thing from an old Discman, 623 00:33:23,662 --> 00:33:26,123 and that drives the needle that I snagged from the sweatshop. 624 00:33:26,207 --> 00:33:28,375 Where did you find a Discman? 625 00:33:28,459 --> 00:33:30,502 One of the OG ladies. 626 00:33:30,586 --> 00:33:33,797 She traded it for a fan. Thank God for hot flashes. 627 00:33:35,799 --> 00:33:37,969 Add a little power. 628 00:33:38,052 --> 00:33:39,261 [tattoo machine whirring] 629 00:33:40,762 --> 00:33:42,764 And some ink. 630 00:33:43,933 --> 00:33:46,810 Now all I need... is the girl. 631 00:33:47,853 --> 00:33:52,524 I'm thinking an infinity symbol. I'm thinking a small infinity symbol. 632 00:33:52,608 --> 00:33:53,985 Mmm-mmm. Cliché. 633 00:33:54,068 --> 00:33:56,195 Said the girl with the... 634 00:33:58,030 --> 00:33:59,281 -Yeah. -[chuckles] 635 00:33:59,365 --> 00:34:01,408 Those are all pretty unique. 636 00:34:01,492 --> 00:34:05,162 Let me surprise you. Unless you don't trust me. 637 00:34:05,246 --> 00:34:07,039 I don't trust anybody, 638 00:34:07,123 --> 00:34:08,958 and I'm starting to have second thoughts about this. 639 00:34:09,041 --> 00:34:10,834 Chicken. Come on, it's white ink. 640 00:34:10,917 --> 00:34:13,004 You're not even gonna see it, not unless you're looking for it. 641 00:34:14,171 --> 00:34:16,590 Fine. But subtle. 642 00:34:17,758 --> 00:34:19,343 [tattoo machine whirring] 643 00:34:19,426 --> 00:34:20,511 Ow! 644 00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:21,678 Oh, this hurts. 645 00:34:21,762 --> 00:34:24,348 Um, I need a distraction. 646 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:28,602 Nope. That's not it at all. You need to do the opposite. 647 00:34:28,685 --> 00:34:31,272 -You need to honor the pain. -[grunts] 648 00:34:31,355 --> 00:34:32,523 Really feel it. 649 00:34:32,606 --> 00:34:36,402 Tell yourself you're into it. It's your pain. 650 00:34:36,485 --> 00:34:37,819 I'm into it? 651 00:34:37,903 --> 00:34:41,323 Yeah, you're really into it. You own it. 652 00:34:43,534 --> 00:34:45,369 I'm gonna miss you. 653 00:34:45,952 --> 00:34:48,330 At least now you'll have something to remember me by. 654 00:34:48,414 --> 00:34:49,623 [chuckles] 655 00:34:52,334 --> 00:34:56,672 [man on TV] Something that both June and Joann don't realize. 656 00:34:56,755 --> 00:34:59,091 Hold on, ladies. Ladies. Okay. 657 00:34:59,175 --> 00:35:02,803 Sister, I got a favor to ask. Can I make a confession to you? 658 00:35:02,886 --> 00:35:04,971 Of sin or crime? 659 00:35:05,056 --> 00:35:08,559 Not that I'm qualified to handle either one. 660 00:35:08,642 --> 00:35:09,726 Sin. Guilt. 661 00:35:09,810 --> 00:35:11,478 How about I listen and advise? 662 00:35:12,313 --> 00:35:15,649 -You wanna wait till your show's over? -Oh, it's a repeat. Go ahead. 663 00:35:16,775 --> 00:35:18,194 [clears throat] 664 00:35:21,238 --> 00:35:24,950 Okay, so, I had a grudge against this person, 665 00:35:25,034 --> 00:35:27,453 and she got herself into some trouble. 666 00:35:27,536 --> 00:35:30,831 And I never spoke up 667 00:35:30,914 --> 00:35:35,127 and said, "Hey, she's not really dangerous!" 668 00:35:36,128 --> 00:35:38,047 It's never too late to do the right thing. 669 00:35:38,130 --> 00:35:41,842 It is... if she's already in Seg. 670 00:35:41,925 --> 00:35:43,802 Sophia's my friend, 671 00:35:43,885 --> 00:35:47,931 so forgive me if I have a hard time staying objective. 672 00:35:48,014 --> 00:35:51,352 [inhales deeply] It's this place. 673 00:35:51,435 --> 00:35:52,436 [sighs] 674 00:35:53,354 --> 00:35:56,857 We're locked up, all of us in a cage. 675 00:35:57,941 --> 00:35:59,985 And it brings out, man... 676 00:36:00,069 --> 00:36:04,490 [whispering] it brings out the worst, most selfish parts. 677 00:36:04,573 --> 00:36:05,782 It's this place. 678 00:36:05,866 --> 00:36:07,909 It's us. 679 00:36:07,993 --> 00:36:10,704 I didn't say anything either when they took Sophia to Seg. 680 00:36:12,498 --> 00:36:15,876 [sighs] We fail, and God forgives us, but... 681 00:36:17,836 --> 00:36:22,133 I don't know if we can ever really... forgive each other... 682 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:24,926 or ourselves. 683 00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:27,888 I guess you can say some Hail Marys. 684 00:36:27,971 --> 00:36:30,891 I don't know what else to tell you. It's all wrong. 685 00:36:33,059 --> 00:36:36,147 [speaking Spanish] Enough, already. You're going to embarrass me. 686 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:37,314 Shh! 687 00:36:39,024 --> 00:36:40,317 [sighs] 688 00:36:43,612 --> 00:36:46,157 Oh, my God. Please. 689 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:47,908 You want a little boy or not? 690 00:36:47,991 --> 00:36:50,911 They already told me last month it's a girl. 691 00:36:50,994 --> 00:36:52,621 Hokey pokey can't change that. 692 00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:57,459 [speaking English] Pretend like she ain't even here. 693 00:36:59,961 --> 00:37:01,087 Let's get you set up. 694 00:37:03,465 --> 00:37:06,885 -Okay. This may be a little cold. -[Gloria] Mmm. 695 00:37:10,222 --> 00:37:11,973 Okay. 696 00:37:19,148 --> 00:37:21,024 Everything's looking good. 697 00:37:22,108 --> 00:37:25,737 Heart's beating like a little hummingbird. [chuckles] 698 00:37:25,821 --> 00:37:26,905 And the... 699 00:37:31,202 --> 00:37:32,369 What happened? 700 00:37:32,453 --> 00:37:34,955 Uh, no, no. She's fine. It's just... 701 00:37:35,789 --> 00:37:37,333 she's a he. 702 00:37:37,416 --> 00:37:39,751 It's rare that we're wrong on that, but... 703 00:37:39,835 --> 00:37:41,587 [speaking Spanish] Yes! Amen! 704 00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:44,130 -I can see his little pee-pee right there! -[chuckles] 705 00:37:51,513 --> 00:37:54,725 I still don't understand what I'm doing here. 706 00:37:54,808 --> 00:37:57,686 -You a part of my Beit Din. -Excuse me? 707 00:37:57,769 --> 00:37:59,480 I'm converting. 708 00:37:59,563 --> 00:38:00,981 Mmm-hmm. 709 00:38:01,064 --> 00:38:03,024 This here's Ginsberg. She's been helping me out. 710 00:38:03,108 --> 00:38:04,401 And that's Boyle. 711 00:38:04,485 --> 00:38:05,736 I know her name don't sound Jewish, 712 00:38:05,819 --> 00:38:09,698 but she Jewish on her mama's side, and her great-uncle died in the Holocaust, 713 00:38:09,781 --> 00:38:12,117 and she taught me the Hebrew alphabet for granola bars. 714 00:38:12,201 --> 00:38:15,496 So, I'm here to present my case. 715 00:38:15,579 --> 00:38:17,163 I'm here to ask three times 716 00:38:17,248 --> 00:38:20,000 and get told "No" and "No," and then "Yes," 717 00:38:20,083 --> 00:38:21,293 and then be a Jew. 718 00:38:21,377 --> 00:38:24,380 I'm here to take the name Tova, which means "good"... 719 00:38:25,339 --> 00:38:26,548 because it's all good now. 720 00:38:28,509 --> 00:38:30,469 I've been working for real, Rabbi. Try me. 721 00:38:30,552 --> 00:38:32,178 -[sighs] -For serious! 722 00:38:32,263 --> 00:38:34,097 I'm ready to get my Jew on. 723 00:38:34,180 --> 00:38:38,018 And it ain't just about the food, although the more I been learnin', 724 00:38:38,101 --> 00:38:40,145 the food a big part of it, am I right? 725 00:38:40,229 --> 00:38:41,980 She's been really dedicated. 726 00:38:42,063 --> 00:38:44,525 Why she wants to go from being a hated minority 727 00:38:44,608 --> 00:38:48,737 to a double-hated minority is beyond me, but she's for real. 728 00:38:49,488 --> 00:38:51,573 We've been studying, arguing. 729 00:38:53,199 --> 00:38:57,746 Hey, uh, you wouldn't happen to be related to Aimee Tatelbaum, would you? 730 00:38:57,829 --> 00:38:59,373 She's my cousin. 731 00:38:59,456 --> 00:39:02,793 Oh, my God! We were at Penn together. 732 00:39:02,876 --> 00:39:04,336 [chuckles] 733 00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:07,172 Wait, Alan? Cousin Alan? 734 00:39:07,256 --> 00:39:08,882 [laughs] 735 00:39:08,965 --> 00:39:12,803 I know some things about you. Oh, Alan. 736 00:39:12,886 --> 00:39:15,472 You'd better Beit Din this woman before I start to talk. 737 00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:18,267 -Well, Aimee's full of shit. -Oh, is she? 738 00:39:18,350 --> 00:39:21,603 Like the story about you and the Berkshires with Samantha Gottleib 739 00:39:21,687 --> 00:39:24,565 -and the mushrooms, that's bullshit? Yeah. -That's not... [scoffs] 740 00:39:24,648 --> 00:39:26,567 -Ask, Tova. Ask. -Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 741 00:39:26,650 --> 00:39:28,277 Hey. [clears throat] 742 00:39:29,445 --> 00:39:32,197 -Can I be a Jew? -No. 743 00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:35,241 Can I be a Jew? 744 00:39:35,326 --> 00:39:36,618 No. 745 00:39:36,702 --> 00:39:37,994 [chuckles] 746 00:39:39,788 --> 00:39:41,332 Can I be a Jew? 747 00:39:42,666 --> 00:39:44,000 You really want this? 748 00:39:44,793 --> 00:39:46,252 Sincerely? 749 00:39:46,337 --> 00:39:50,131 Not because this one's trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 750 00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:52,843 or for broccoli with your dinner? 751 00:39:52,926 --> 00:39:54,303 What is this for you? 752 00:39:59,641 --> 00:40:01,059 Honestly... 753 00:40:03,354 --> 00:40:04,355 [sighs] 754 00:40:10,611 --> 00:40:11,903 [sniffles] 755 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,157 I think I found my people. 756 00:40:18,827 --> 00:40:20,120 [exhales sharply] 757 00:40:21,913 --> 00:40:24,708 I was raised in a church... 758 00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:27,836 where I was told to believe and pray. 759 00:40:29,671 --> 00:40:32,090 And if I was bad, I'd go to hell. 760 00:40:32,173 --> 00:40:34,843 If I was good, I'd go to heaven. 761 00:40:34,926 --> 00:40:38,930 And if I'd ask Jesus, he'd forgive me, and that was that. 762 00:40:39,014 --> 00:40:42,476 And here y'all saying ain't no hell... ain't... 763 00:40:43,769 --> 00:40:45,729 sure about heaven. 764 00:40:45,812 --> 00:40:50,275 And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. 765 00:40:50,359 --> 00:40:52,569 And as far as God's concerned, 766 00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:58,324 it's your job to keep aksing questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. 767 00:40:58,409 --> 00:41:02,954 It's like a verb. It's like... you do God. 768 00:41:05,123 --> 00:41:07,125 And that's a lot of work. [sighs] 769 00:41:08,419 --> 00:41:12,255 But I think I'm in, at least as far as I can see it. 770 00:41:13,424 --> 00:41:14,800 I mean, maybe I'll learn more... 771 00:41:16,927 --> 00:41:18,929 and say, "Fuck the whole thing." 772 00:41:19,012 --> 00:41:24,225 I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. 773 00:41:24,309 --> 00:41:26,311 You know, does that make sense? 774 00:41:26,395 --> 00:41:28,772 Shit, did I just talk myself out of it? 775 00:41:32,358 --> 00:41:33,444 Fuck. 776 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,409 Ask me again. 777 00:41:40,492 --> 00:41:41,493 [sighs] 778 00:41:47,123 --> 00:41:49,042 -Can I be a Jew? -Yes. 779 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,127 No, I need three answers. 780 00:41:51,211 --> 00:41:53,296 -Yes. -Yes. 781 00:41:54,423 --> 00:41:55,466 [exhales sharply] 782 00:41:55,549 --> 00:41:57,468 Yeah! [chuckles] 783 00:41:59,052 --> 00:42:02,388 Look at me now! I'm a bona fide jailhouse Jew! 784 00:42:03,389 --> 00:42:05,976 Sort of. It's not really official without the mikvah, 785 00:42:06,059 --> 00:42:09,104 but that was wonderful. Really, Tova. Congratulations. 786 00:42:09,187 --> 00:42:10,689 Hold up. Mik-what? 787 00:42:10,772 --> 00:42:12,441 Oh, it's like, um... 788 00:42:12,524 --> 00:42:15,151 It's like a baptism, but without all the touching. 789 00:42:15,235 --> 00:42:16,487 You soak in a pool 790 00:42:16,570 --> 00:42:20,115 and you clean off all that Christian filth that you've been carrying around. 791 00:42:20,198 --> 00:42:21,241 -[clicks tongue] -[chuckles] 792 00:42:21,324 --> 00:42:23,869 -We can fake that shit in the shower. -No, that won't count. 793 00:42:23,952 --> 00:42:26,538 The mikvah needs to be pure, naturally occurring water, 794 00:42:26,622 --> 00:42:29,082 and you need to be fully submerged, and nude. 795 00:42:29,165 --> 00:42:31,376 Yeah. Maybe it'll rain, okay? 796 00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:34,588 There'll be a sinkhole or something, and we'll make it official then. 797 00:42:34,671 --> 00:42:37,298 In the meantime, you are Jew-ish. 798 00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:38,383 Huh? 799 00:42:41,386 --> 00:42:44,681 [Black Cindy's Dad] Most holy, righteous, and everywhere-present God, 800 00:42:44,765 --> 00:42:49,853 our Father who art in Heaven, we ask thy blessing upon this food. 801 00:42:49,936 --> 00:42:53,023 Bless the hearts and the hands of those that provide the same, 802 00:42:53,106 --> 00:42:57,402 and when it is ours to pass from time to eternity... 803 00:43:00,697 --> 00:43:01,698 [gasps] 804 00:43:01,782 --> 00:43:04,493 Do you know what awaits sinners like you, 805 00:43:04,576 --> 00:43:06,452 self-worshippers of the flesh? 806 00:43:06,537 --> 00:43:09,956 Do you know what is your Promised Land? 807 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,333 Answer me, Cindy! Do you know? 808 00:43:13,459 --> 00:43:18,632 Deuteronomy, chapter 29, verse 23, tells us about your Promised Land. 809 00:43:18,715 --> 00:43:21,009 Your land is brimstone and salt, 810 00:43:21,092 --> 00:43:24,345 a burning waste, unsown and unproductive, 811 00:43:24,429 --> 00:43:28,308 and no grass grows on it, like the overthrow of Sodom and Gomorrah. 812 00:43:28,391 --> 00:43:32,187 So thou must not sin! Amen! 813 00:43:32,270 --> 00:43:34,480 -[all] Amen. -Say "amen"! 814 00:43:34,565 --> 00:43:37,693 Amen, amen, amen, amen. 815 00:43:41,863 --> 00:43:43,323 Maxwell said you wanted to see me? 816 00:43:43,406 --> 00:43:46,702 Yeah, Morello's getting married. She asked that you be the witness. 817 00:43:46,785 --> 00:43:49,370 Ah, I heard the happy news an hour ago. 818 00:43:49,454 --> 00:43:51,289 Oh, she's a rash girl. 819 00:43:51,372 --> 00:43:55,043 All heart and tits and no brain, hmm? 820 00:43:55,126 --> 00:43:56,962 Well, thanks for letting me know. 821 00:43:57,045 --> 00:44:00,048 I'll get started on my maid of honor speech. 822 00:44:00,131 --> 00:44:01,299 Can I ask you a question? 823 00:44:04,344 --> 00:44:05,887 [Healy sighs] 824 00:44:13,311 --> 00:44:18,734 You and I... have a special relationship. 825 00:44:18,817 --> 00:44:21,612 That's why I feel like I can ask you this question. 826 00:44:21,695 --> 00:44:24,656 Would you say that I'm bad at my job? 827 00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:28,118 Well, the very fact that we have a special relationship 828 00:44:28,201 --> 00:44:29,620 and that you acknowledge it 829 00:44:29,703 --> 00:44:32,873 should at least partially answer your question, Healy. 830 00:44:33,915 --> 00:44:36,585 But I'd be lying if I said it hasn't helped me. 831 00:44:37,252 --> 00:44:39,254 It has. 832 00:44:39,337 --> 00:44:42,758 Having a contemporary in here who isn't A, a woman, 833 00:44:42,841 --> 00:44:47,512 and B, a thieving, lying, crazy, murderous, drug-addled woman, 834 00:44:47,595 --> 00:44:49,765 -has been a godsend. -[sighs] 835 00:44:49,848 --> 00:44:51,892 Are you good at your job? 836 00:44:51,975 --> 00:44:54,102 I don't know. 837 00:44:55,603 --> 00:44:59,565 But I know that you've helped me, and I'm grateful to you for it. 838 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,656 Can I go now that I've watered your ego flower? 839 00:45:05,739 --> 00:45:07,866 [chuckles] Yes. 840 00:45:10,118 --> 00:45:14,122 [Cal] Your prison mistress gave you a prison tat. 841 00:45:14,205 --> 00:45:15,666 You are turning into a trope. 842 00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:18,960 -She's my business partner, with benefits. -Ah. 843 00:45:19,044 --> 00:45:21,922 She's getting out and wanted to give me something to remember her by. 844 00:45:22,005 --> 00:45:24,007 I was sad, so I let her. 845 00:45:24,090 --> 00:45:26,509 White ink, huh? 846 00:45:26,592 --> 00:45:30,513 That must be pretty intimidating to some of these girls, 847 00:45:30,596 --> 00:45:33,183 maybe under, like, a black light or something. 848 00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:36,352 -What does it say? -It says "Trust no bitch." 849 00:45:37,103 --> 00:45:40,565 And yes, as a matter of fact, the girls are scared shitless. 850 00:45:41,316 --> 00:45:42,317 Hmm. 851 00:45:43,151 --> 00:45:44,527 I'm quite gangsta. 852 00:45:45,904 --> 00:45:46,947 [sighs] 853 00:45:47,030 --> 00:45:51,242 Oh, shit. What? 854 00:45:51,326 --> 00:45:54,329 I have to give you honesty, because that's how I need to live, 855 00:45:54,412 --> 00:45:55,455 in truth. 856 00:45:55,538 --> 00:45:57,123 What the fuck, Cal? 857 00:45:57,207 --> 00:46:00,168 Neri is selling extra panties on the side. 858 00:46:01,419 --> 00:46:02,838 What? No. 859 00:46:02,921 --> 00:46:04,255 -Yeah. -All wrong. 860 00:46:04,339 --> 00:46:05,673 And where's she getting people to wear them? 861 00:46:05,757 --> 00:46:11,012 Well, um, actually, we invented a miso-tuna-honey sauce 862 00:46:11,096 --> 00:46:13,974 that tastes quite delicious until you add the glue. 863 00:46:14,057 --> 00:46:17,435 You're diluting the brand. You have to get her to stop. 864 00:46:17,518 --> 00:46:19,645 Neri's knock-off prison panties aren't the problem. 865 00:46:19,730 --> 00:46:23,399 In fact, her questionable criminal ethics might actually offset the real problem. 866 00:46:23,483 --> 00:46:26,361 My job is to handle shit in here. Your job is to handle shit out there. 867 00:46:26,444 --> 00:46:30,531 Okay, Pipes, while I'm really proud of how evil prison has made you, 868 00:46:30,615 --> 00:46:32,784 I think you're overestimating your villain index. 869 00:46:32,868 --> 00:46:34,745 You're still transitioning. 870 00:46:34,828 --> 00:46:37,622 You know, you're not Walter White yet. You're... 871 00:46:37,705 --> 00:46:38,749 Walter White-ink. 872 00:46:38,832 --> 00:46:40,291 What are you talking about? 873 00:46:42,168 --> 00:46:43,669 Your money is gone. 874 00:46:44,712 --> 00:46:47,382 Somebody transferred all of your clam clams. 875 00:46:48,216 --> 00:46:50,135 -When? -This morning. 876 00:46:51,261 --> 00:46:53,096 Fucking Flaca! 877 00:47:00,603 --> 00:47:01,855 [weeping] 878 00:47:13,992 --> 00:47:15,368 [Poussey scoffs] 879 00:47:16,953 --> 00:47:20,373 Was a time, Norma, you were good at making people feel safe... 880 00:47:21,124 --> 00:47:23,168 at peace and calm. 881 00:47:23,251 --> 00:47:25,879 Then you let this cave troll turn it into a cult. 882 00:47:25,962 --> 00:47:28,506 Hey, we're toasting Norma here. It's our new thing. 883 00:47:28,589 --> 00:47:31,259 Brook Soso tried to kill herself. 884 00:47:31,342 --> 00:47:33,344 She needed help, and you pushed her away. 885 00:47:33,428 --> 00:47:35,972 As far as I'm concerned, that makes you an accessory. 886 00:47:36,056 --> 00:47:38,308 -What the fuck? -You better back up off 887 00:47:38,391 --> 00:47:41,644 before I smash those shit-stained Chiclets you call teeth down your throat! 888 00:47:45,190 --> 00:47:47,483 [scoffs] Look at all of y'all. 889 00:47:47,567 --> 00:47:51,237 The whole point of being here was to escape our shitty reality. 890 00:47:51,321 --> 00:47:54,407 What, and now you're worshipping a piece of toast? 891 00:47:57,327 --> 00:47:59,955 You know, you actually had me believing in miracles. 892 00:48:01,081 --> 00:48:04,209 But now I know miracles ain't real, and you ain't shit. 893 00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:07,170 [all exclaiming] 894 00:48:07,253 --> 00:48:08,713 [Leanne] Okay, it's fine. It's okay. 895 00:48:08,796 --> 00:48:10,673 -[weeping woman weeps] -It's okay. 896 00:48:10,756 --> 00:48:14,427 Would you stop it? It's fine. 897 00:48:14,510 --> 00:48:15,511 [sighs] 898 00:48:15,595 --> 00:48:18,681 Norma Toast is safe. We're good. 899 00:48:20,350 --> 00:48:21,935 Back to it. 900 00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:26,189 ...and so then I woke up in the laundry room. 901 00:48:26,272 --> 00:48:28,984 It was so weird. 902 00:48:29,067 --> 00:48:31,777 Maybe I was gonna wash my pants, and I fell asleep. 903 00:48:32,863 --> 00:48:35,949 I think I need to start taking vitamins, or... 904 00:48:36,032 --> 00:48:38,952 stop taking Ambien. Something. 905 00:48:39,953 --> 00:48:43,164 Ooh, there's... There's an underpass down Broad Street. 906 00:48:43,248 --> 00:48:45,959 It's a good spot. Take a left up here. 907 00:48:46,042 --> 00:48:47,502 I don't feel very good. 908 00:48:47,585 --> 00:48:49,295 It's all right, I'll make you feel better. 909 00:48:49,379 --> 00:48:51,839 No, my, my head. It's, like, it's banging right now. 910 00:48:51,923 --> 00:48:53,424 It must be my lady time. 911 00:48:53,508 --> 00:48:56,219 [scoffs] Ain't nothing sexy about that. 912 00:48:57,178 --> 00:48:59,430 It doesn't bother me. I kind of like it. 913 00:49:00,681 --> 00:49:03,643 Right here. Take this left, right here. 914 00:49:03,726 --> 00:49:05,979 Hey, what are you doing? I told you to make that left. 915 00:49:06,062 --> 00:49:07,688 What's the matter with you? You want... 916 00:49:07,772 --> 00:49:08,856 You want me to get a little rough? 917 00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:11,442 Is that it? A little roleplay? You into that? 918 00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,403 [breathing heavily] 919 00:49:13,486 --> 00:49:16,072 Something's really wrong, like, 920 00:49:16,156 --> 00:49:18,909 like my Nancy Grace ears catnip. 921 00:49:18,992 --> 00:49:21,244 -What? -Yes, something's... [breathing heavily] 922 00:49:21,327 --> 00:49:24,205 It's like my Nancy Grace ears catnip bluegrass funeral. 923 00:49:24,289 --> 00:49:26,624 Tiff, are you okay? What's the matter with you? 924 00:49:26,707 --> 00:49:28,043 Nancy Grace ears. I can't... [grunts] 925 00:49:29,210 --> 00:49:31,004 Shit! 926 00:49:31,087 --> 00:49:32,380 Ahh! 927 00:49:32,463 --> 00:49:33,798 [tires squealing] 928 00:49:35,675 --> 00:49:37,093 [screaming] 929 00:49:37,177 --> 00:49:39,304 [screeching] 930 00:49:39,387 --> 00:49:40,972 -[grunting] -[continues screeching] 931 00:49:41,056 --> 00:49:42,640 What the fuck is that noise? 932 00:49:42,723 --> 00:49:45,393 Is that real, or are you doing it 'cause you think it's a turn-on? 933 00:49:45,476 --> 00:49:47,103 -Is that your fucking excuse? -Oh, fuck. 934 00:49:47,187 --> 00:49:48,729 [Caputo grunting] 935 00:49:48,813 --> 00:49:50,941 -Fuck. -The fuck. 936 00:49:51,983 --> 00:49:53,859 [Fig] You've got to be fucking kidding me. 937 00:49:53,944 --> 00:49:54,945 [groans] 938 00:49:55,028 --> 00:49:56,321 Oh. 939 00:49:56,404 --> 00:49:58,448 What, are you gonna start crying now? 940 00:49:58,531 --> 00:50:00,992 My dick must have finally realized who you are. 941 00:50:01,076 --> 00:50:02,077 I did not think 942 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,538 one man could possibly have more self-loathing than you already did. 943 00:50:05,621 --> 00:50:07,040 You must be loving this. [panting] 944 00:50:08,458 --> 00:50:10,501 Why are you here? Why do you keep coming here? 945 00:50:10,585 --> 00:50:12,212 "Coming" is the operative word, 946 00:50:12,295 --> 00:50:14,547 which obviously isn't happening tonight, so... 947 00:50:14,630 --> 00:50:16,257 Natalie, wait. Wait a second. 948 00:50:16,341 --> 00:50:19,302 "Natalie"? Jesus fucking Christ. 949 00:50:19,385 --> 00:50:21,972 I'm here because you're a good lay, 950 00:50:22,055 --> 00:50:25,016 and I relish the fact that you hate me 951 00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:26,726 but you can't resist me. 952 00:50:26,809 --> 00:50:30,521 Don't worry. I still loathe you, Fig. 953 00:50:30,605 --> 00:50:31,606 Oh, good. 954 00:50:31,689 --> 00:50:33,524 But you're, uh... 955 00:50:33,608 --> 00:50:35,651 I'm not really close to anyone right now. 956 00:50:35,735 --> 00:50:39,197 [chuckles] Do you have any idea how pathetic you are, weirdo? 957 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,657 Yes, actually, I do. 958 00:50:41,741 --> 00:50:44,785 I work for a sleazebag corporation, 959 00:50:44,869 --> 00:50:48,873 and I am hate-fucking a dead-eyed, anorexic crone... 960 00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:52,002 who's the only person I can talk to. 961 00:50:52,918 --> 00:50:54,754 I'm living my worst nightmare. 962 00:50:55,796 --> 00:50:58,008 Then channel your inner Freddy Krueger 963 00:50:58,091 --> 00:51:01,594 and grab life by the balls with your big, bladed fingers. 964 00:51:02,428 --> 00:51:05,265 Pearson quit over this Burset thing. 965 00:51:05,348 --> 00:51:07,475 -I should too, but-- -Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 966 00:51:07,558 --> 00:51:09,560 -Pearson quit? -[sighs] 967 00:51:09,644 --> 00:51:11,979 You have the chance for a promotion, and you're going limp? 968 00:51:12,063 --> 00:51:15,566 [sighs] Even if I wanted his job, and I don't, it's a lateral move. 969 00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:17,360 A lateral move with more pay? 970 00:51:17,443 --> 00:51:20,113 Yes. It's a promotion. 971 00:51:21,739 --> 00:51:25,035 But I'm not gonna capitalize on Burset. I'm gonna fight for her. 972 00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:26,161 Why? 973 00:51:26,244 --> 00:51:28,871 Because I wear protection, so I haven't caught 974 00:51:28,954 --> 00:51:32,208 whatever form of syphilis you have that caused your soul to rot. 975 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:34,877 No, really. Why? 976 00:51:35,503 --> 00:51:37,547 You keep on martyring yourself for these people, and why? 977 00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:40,883 Has anyone ever thanked you for saving the prison? 978 00:51:41,634 --> 00:51:43,636 Just the people who are now profiting from it. 979 00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:47,973 Well, maybe those are the people you should be sticking your neck out for. 980 00:51:48,058 --> 00:51:50,310 Do what you have to do, 981 00:51:50,393 --> 00:51:53,896 or you're the one who gets fucked in the ass. 982 00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:57,483 Speaking of which... 983 00:52:03,698 --> 00:52:05,491 You're so disgusting. 984 00:52:05,575 --> 00:52:07,285 [Fig laughing] 985 00:52:08,786 --> 00:52:10,080 [both grunting] 986 00:52:24,552 --> 00:52:25,720 Hey. 987 00:52:27,263 --> 00:52:29,765 I heard about your mother. 988 00:52:29,849 --> 00:52:32,185 Yeah. Thanks. 989 00:52:33,936 --> 00:52:34,937 You two good? 990 00:52:35,020 --> 00:52:36,439 What's that supposed to mean? 991 00:52:37,773 --> 00:52:39,234 [scoffs] 992 00:52:39,317 --> 00:52:40,610 You know what? 993 00:52:40,693 --> 00:52:43,321 Let's say our prayers and go on with our days. 994 00:52:43,404 --> 00:52:44,989 That sounds good to you, little girl? 995 00:52:45,072 --> 00:52:47,283 -I ain't your little girl. -Oh, I know that. 996 00:52:48,326 --> 00:52:50,411 You don't need nobody. I got it. 997 00:52:50,495 --> 00:52:52,372 Certainly don't need people who don't got my back. 998 00:52:52,455 --> 00:52:53,789 Well, maybe people would have your back 999 00:52:53,873 --> 00:52:56,000 if they knew you weren't gonna turn it on them. 1000 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:57,377 [scoffs] 1001 00:52:58,669 --> 00:53:01,964 Hey, Gonzales. You took my money? 1002 00:53:02,047 --> 00:53:04,300 -What? [scoffs] -You wanna fuck with me? 1003 00:53:04,384 --> 00:53:06,761 You need to step back right now, 1004 00:53:06,844 --> 00:53:08,596 or you gonna lay back, bitch. 1005 00:53:08,679 --> 00:53:11,599 I don't care what she did, what you think she did. 1006 00:53:11,682 --> 00:53:13,684 You don't get to come here and push, 1007 00:53:13,768 --> 00:53:15,686 or you're gonna get pushed. 1008 00:53:15,770 --> 00:53:19,690 She saw me this morning in the library, conducting business. 1009 00:53:19,774 --> 00:53:22,152 All I saw you was reading that stupid butter-bones book, 1010 00:53:22,235 --> 00:53:24,237 and I told you it was bad science. What are you talking about? 1011 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,239 You made up a story about your sick mom 1012 00:53:26,322 --> 00:53:27,657 so that I would let you back in. 1013 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:31,076 Her mother is sick, idiot. 1014 00:53:31,161 --> 00:53:33,496 And why you think she's in here on her knees? 1015 00:53:33,579 --> 00:53:35,206 Huh, what's the matter with you? 1016 00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:39,043 Well, good. 1017 00:53:40,085 --> 00:53:41,379 I mean, not good that she's sick, 1018 00:53:41,462 --> 00:53:43,548 but good that you weren't lying, 1019 00:53:43,631 --> 00:53:45,550 and I hope that she feels better, 1020 00:53:45,633 --> 00:53:48,803 and I hope that you both know not to mess with me. 1021 00:53:55,935 --> 00:53:57,102 [slams seat down] 1022 00:53:58,188 --> 00:53:59,189 [sighs] 1023 00:54:22,420 --> 00:54:23,921 [sighs] 1024 00:54:24,004 --> 00:54:26,299 Angie ate Toast Norma. 1025 00:54:28,175 --> 00:54:31,429 She thought it would give her powers or some stupid shit, 1026 00:54:31,512 --> 00:54:36,016 and I didn't stop her because the people believed the stupid, black dyke 1027 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:39,144 who listened to that stupid, yellow chink. 1028 00:54:39,812 --> 00:54:42,815 I mean "yellow" both racially and as a chicken-shit. 1029 00:54:42,898 --> 00:54:44,692 Only chicken-shits try to kill themselves. 1030 00:54:47,111 --> 00:54:49,822 [sighs] I know you're upset about the toast. 1031 00:54:49,905 --> 00:54:51,616 It was a bad idea. 1032 00:54:55,953 --> 00:54:57,872 Norma, I still believe in you. 1033 00:54:59,665 --> 00:55:02,752 [shuddering] Don't do this to me, please. 1034 00:55:04,504 --> 00:55:06,381 You need me. 1035 00:55:06,922 --> 00:55:08,258 I need you. 1036 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:10,718 [crying] We made miracles. 1037 00:55:11,386 --> 00:55:12,553 No. 1038 00:55:21,812 --> 00:55:23,314 [breathing heavily] 1039 00:55:30,655 --> 00:55:32,615 -[O'Neill laughing] -[Coates] It's just a scratch. 1040 00:55:32,698 --> 00:55:35,200 -They'll probably just buff that out. -[O'Neill] It's not a scratch, man. 1041 00:55:35,285 --> 00:55:38,203 Huh. You okay? What'd the doc say? 1042 00:55:38,288 --> 00:55:41,206 I told him all about the word soup and white eyeballs. 1043 00:55:41,957 --> 00:55:43,834 -And? -And, you know, 1044 00:55:43,918 --> 00:55:48,172 even though it's probably just a one-time, freak thing... 1045 00:55:49,089 --> 00:55:51,175 I ain't fit to be the van girl no more. 1046 00:55:51,258 --> 00:55:52,593 [chuckling] 1047 00:55:52,677 --> 00:55:54,387 -[imitating epileptic grunts] -[laughing] 1048 00:55:56,847 --> 00:55:59,058 Who knew cousin Sandy's epilepsy 1049 00:55:59,141 --> 00:56:01,477 would one day save your hillbilly prison soul? 1050 00:56:01,561 --> 00:56:03,270 You're a really good teacher. 1051 00:56:03,354 --> 00:56:05,773 Yeah, and you, apparently, are a fine actress. 1052 00:56:06,732 --> 00:56:07,775 [speaking indistinctly] 1053 00:56:07,858 --> 00:56:09,527 All he gets is a bandage over his eye. 1054 00:56:09,610 --> 00:56:11,821 [Pennsatucky] Yeah, but he bled a lot. 1055 00:56:11,904 --> 00:56:13,280 Not out of his butt. 1056 00:56:14,031 --> 00:56:16,116 Still, I consider that a win. 1057 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,242 Yeah. 1058 00:56:17,327 --> 00:56:19,078 [Donaldson] We need you over here. 1059 00:56:19,161 --> 00:56:21,706 Hi, it's Maritza. 1060 00:56:21,789 --> 00:56:24,249 Aw, shit. 1061 00:56:28,170 --> 00:56:29,797 [microwave beeps] 1062 00:56:32,717 --> 00:56:33,718 Ah, shit. 1063 00:56:39,932 --> 00:56:41,308 [screams] 1064 00:56:45,521 --> 00:56:47,189 -[defibrillator charges] -[gasps] 1065 00:56:48,941 --> 00:56:50,610 [indistinct radio chatter] 1066 00:56:50,693 --> 00:56:52,152 [male paramedic] Miss Black? 1067 00:56:52,236 --> 00:56:54,572 Your heart was in a dangerous arrhythmia. 1068 00:56:54,655 --> 00:56:56,741 We were able to shock it back to sinus rhythm. 1069 00:56:56,824 --> 00:56:57,867 You're gonna be fine. 1070 00:56:59,494 --> 00:57:01,371 There's no God. 1071 00:57:02,872 --> 00:57:04,457 There's nothing. 1072 00:57:09,086 --> 00:57:10,212 How's the tat feeling? 1073 00:57:10,295 --> 00:57:12,256 It's burning. 1074 00:57:12,340 --> 00:57:14,008 Searing, even. 1075 00:57:14,091 --> 00:57:16,886 It looks okay. Doesn't look infected or anything. 1076 00:57:16,969 --> 00:57:19,138 It must be the irony, then. 1077 00:57:19,221 --> 00:57:21,306 "Trust no bitch." 1078 00:57:21,391 --> 00:57:22,683 I don't get it. 1079 00:57:22,767 --> 00:57:25,895 You and Alex are the only people who know where that phone is... 1080 00:57:26,521 --> 00:57:27,522 [whispering] and maybe Flaca, 1081 00:57:27,605 --> 00:57:28,814 but I really don't think so. 1082 00:57:28,898 --> 00:57:30,941 And neither one of them are getting out in two days. 1083 00:57:32,985 --> 00:57:35,320 You fucked me, Stella. 1084 00:57:35,405 --> 00:57:36,656 I'm panicking, Piper. 1085 00:57:36,739 --> 00:57:38,949 Oh, so you decide to steal from me? 1086 00:57:39,033 --> 00:57:41,411 I have no family, no friends and $20. 1087 00:57:41,494 --> 00:57:43,120 That doesn't even get me one night in a motel. 1088 00:57:43,203 --> 00:57:44,329 It'll pay for an hour, 1089 00:57:44,414 --> 00:57:47,458 which is plenty of time to use your hot tits and your pretty, little lying face 1090 00:57:47,542 --> 00:57:49,419 to lure in a sucker and rob him blind. 1091 00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:51,837 What's going on with The L Word over there? 1092 00:57:51,921 --> 00:57:54,674 Thunder from Down Under been necking with somebody else? 1093 00:57:54,757 --> 00:57:58,428 Nah, Chapman's been accusing people of stealing her money. 1094 00:57:58,511 --> 00:57:59,970 Oh, that bitch guilty. 1095 00:58:00,054 --> 00:58:02,306 -How do you know? -She desperate. 1096 00:58:02,390 --> 00:58:04,684 I hit her up to see what she was gonna leave me in her prison will, 1097 00:58:04,767 --> 00:58:06,561 -and she taking everything. -Ooh. 1098 00:58:06,644 --> 00:58:08,228 She even taking the Maxi Pads. 1099 00:58:08,312 --> 00:58:11,774 Man, Chapman came at me ready to bash my skull in, 1100 00:58:11,857 --> 00:58:14,026 but she gonna let her off the hook? [scoffs] 1101 00:58:14,109 --> 00:58:15,778 It pays to hump the boss. 1102 00:58:16,654 --> 00:58:20,450 She let you come back and let the kangaroo rob her blind? [scoffing] 1103 00:58:20,533 --> 00:58:22,743 Girls, this is good news. 1104 00:58:22,827 --> 00:58:24,870 She'll gum you, but the boss got no teeth. 1105 00:58:24,954 --> 00:58:26,831 I'm gonna ask for more money. 1106 00:58:26,914 --> 00:58:30,000 She gonna donate to the Foster's, she can donate to Colt 45. 1107 00:58:30,918 --> 00:58:34,046 Or should I be saying "Manischewitz" now? 1108 00:58:35,047 --> 00:58:39,301 [whispering] You could have asked me instead of burgling me. 1109 00:58:39,384 --> 00:58:42,888 I'm asking you now... to understand. 1110 00:58:42,972 --> 00:58:44,515 Of course I understand. 1111 00:58:44,599 --> 00:58:48,936 Your situation is going to be my situation in the next six to 12 months, 1112 00:58:49,019 --> 00:58:52,523 which is why I started Felonious Spunk in the first place. 1113 00:58:52,607 --> 00:58:54,316 To take money from perverts, 1114 00:58:54,399 --> 00:58:56,486 not from people that I pretend to care about. 1115 00:58:56,569 --> 00:58:58,571 I do care! Don't you? 1116 00:59:00,155 --> 00:59:03,701 I'm going to make this up to you. I promise. 1117 00:59:05,202 --> 00:59:06,328 [Anita scoffs] 1118 00:59:08,831 --> 00:59:10,541 [Black Cindy clears throat] 1119 00:59:11,542 --> 00:59:14,378 And as groom and bride prepared for this ceremony, 1120 00:59:14,462 --> 00:59:17,548 they reflected on what it is that brought them here today, 1121 00:59:17,632 --> 00:59:20,676 ready to commit their lives to one another. 1122 00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,887 You have your vows, yes? 1123 00:59:22,970 --> 00:59:24,429 Groom goes first. 1124 00:59:27,517 --> 00:59:28,934 "Lorna, 1125 00:59:29,018 --> 00:59:32,605 -I cannot believe we are doing this. -[both laugh] 1126 00:59:32,688 --> 00:59:34,857 In fact, I think we might be crazy. 1127 00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:37,943 But we are crazy together. 1128 00:59:38,027 --> 00:59:39,862 We fit, and we match 1129 00:59:39,945 --> 00:59:42,114 and I think you are beautiful... 1130 00:59:43,032 --> 00:59:44,283 and you make me feel tall. 1131 00:59:44,366 --> 00:59:46,911 -[laughs] -And I love your heart." 1132 00:59:47,537 --> 00:59:48,746 You're good, Lorna. 1133 00:59:49,872 --> 00:59:53,918 "I cannot wait to spend every day that I am allowed to with you, 1134 00:59:54,001 --> 00:59:57,004 and then when you are out, just every day." 1135 01:00:00,007 --> 01:00:01,300 Vince... 1136 01:00:02,384 --> 01:00:05,555 I'm just so happy and honored 1137 01:00:05,638 --> 01:00:08,849 to be Lorna Muccio. [sniffles] 1138 01:00:08,933 --> 01:00:12,394 And for that, I thank you very much-io. 1139 01:00:12,477 --> 01:00:13,979 [all laughing] 1140 01:00:14,689 --> 01:00:17,357 I'm not a great writer like you, so... 1141 01:00:17,441 --> 01:00:19,569 I have a poem to read. 1142 01:00:21,654 --> 01:00:25,658 "In my life, there's been heartache and pain. 1143 01:00:25,741 --> 01:00:28,994 I don't know if I can face it again. 1144 01:00:29,829 --> 01:00:32,707 Can't stop now, 1145 01:00:32,790 --> 01:00:34,875 I've traveled so far 1146 01:00:34,959 --> 01:00:38,087 to change this lonely life. 1147 01:00:40,464 --> 01:00:43,551 I want to know what love is. 1148 01:00:44,844 --> 01:00:47,638 I want you to show me. 1149 01:00:48,556 --> 01:00:51,100 I want to feel what love is. 1150 01:00:52,309 --> 01:00:53,769 I know you can show me." 1151 01:00:54,937 --> 01:00:57,022 Foreigner, my favorite band. 1152 01:00:57,106 --> 01:00:58,482 I knew it! 1153 01:00:59,483 --> 01:01:01,777 -Beautiful. -Yeah. 1154 01:01:01,861 --> 01:01:03,403 And now the rings. 1155 01:01:04,154 --> 01:01:05,155 Vince, 1156 01:01:05,239 --> 01:01:08,576 place your ring on Lorna's finger and repeat after me. 1157 01:01:08,659 --> 01:01:09,702 Oh. 1158 01:01:09,785 --> 01:01:13,205 "Through this ring, I, Vincent Muccio, 1159 01:01:13,288 --> 01:01:18,377 accept you, Lorna Morello, as my wife, now and for all time." 1160 01:01:18,460 --> 01:01:20,420 Through this ring, 1161 01:01:20,504 --> 01:01:22,172 I, Vincent Muccio, 1162 01:01:22,256 --> 01:01:25,092 accept you, Lorna Morello, as my wife, 1163 01:01:25,175 --> 01:01:27,720 now and for all time. 1164 01:01:27,803 --> 01:01:29,471 [sighs] 1165 01:01:30,055 --> 01:01:32,266 [chaplain] And now, Lorna, place your ring on Vincent's finger. 1166 01:01:32,349 --> 01:01:35,560 This is so beautiful. This is why I don't wanna elope. 1167 01:01:35,645 --> 01:01:38,606 I can't cry like this in front of my mother. [sniffles] 1168 01:01:40,357 --> 01:01:42,735 Oh, shit, I missed her putting on the ring. 1169 01:01:42,818 --> 01:01:44,403 Get the kiss, you big galoot. 1170 01:01:44,486 --> 01:01:46,196 Through this ring, 1171 01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,573 I, Lorna Morello, 1172 01:01:48,658 --> 01:01:52,369 accept you, Vincent Muccio, 1173 01:01:52,452 --> 01:01:56,874 as my husband, now and forever. 1174 01:01:58,375 --> 01:01:59,627 [chaplain] Now, normally, at this point, 1175 01:01:59,710 --> 01:02:01,754 I would have you both light the unity candle, 1176 01:02:01,837 --> 01:02:05,174 but prison restrictions on open flames won't allow it. 1177 01:02:05,257 --> 01:02:07,301 Plus, our bride is wearing paper. 1178 01:02:07,384 --> 01:02:09,887 So instead, I will urge you 1179 01:02:09,970 --> 01:02:12,139 to gaze into each other's eyes 1180 01:02:12,222 --> 01:02:14,558 and light the fire within. 1181 01:02:15,643 --> 01:02:16,769 As you do... 1182 01:02:17,561 --> 01:02:21,481 by the power vested in me by the state of New York, 1183 01:02:21,565 --> 01:02:25,569 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1184 01:02:25,653 --> 01:02:27,404 You may kiss the bride! 1185 01:02:27,487 --> 01:02:28,698 Oh, my goodness! 1186 01:02:36,038 --> 01:02:38,874 Ah, they make a beautiful couple, absolutely beautiful. 1187 01:02:45,630 --> 01:02:48,718 Okay, you two can spend an hour in here together. 1188 01:02:48,801 --> 01:02:49,927 Bell will stay with you. 1189 01:02:50,010 --> 01:02:51,011 Uh, here? 1190 01:02:51,595 --> 01:02:54,348 You don't have a trailer or somethin' a little more private, alone? 1191 01:02:54,431 --> 01:02:56,641 There's no conjugal visits in Federal. 1192 01:02:57,517 --> 01:02:58,643 I'm sorry. 1193 01:03:02,647 --> 01:03:05,317 -Yes! Husband, yes! -Yeah! 1194 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,361 -Fuck yeah, wife! -[moaning] 1195 01:03:07,444 --> 01:03:09,947 Consummate this marriage! 1196 01:03:10,030 --> 01:03:12,407 Consummating the shit out of you, babe! 1197 01:03:12,491 --> 01:03:13,826 [both groaning] 1198 01:03:16,495 --> 01:03:18,538 -[Lorna moaning] -[Vince] Yeah, yeah. 1199 01:03:18,622 --> 01:03:19,623 [Red] Young love... 1200 01:03:19,707 --> 01:03:22,752 they have no idea what they're in for. 1201 01:03:22,835 --> 01:03:24,378 It doesn't always end badly. 1202 01:03:24,461 --> 01:03:27,214 Oh, said the man whose wife sleeps in her mother's bed 1203 01:03:27,297 --> 01:03:32,302 to the prisoner whose brand-new divorce certificate is her most prized possession. 1204 01:03:32,386 --> 01:03:35,014 You gotta believe in something. Why not love? 1205 01:03:35,097 --> 01:03:38,017 Because "happily ever after" was invented for the storybooks, 1206 01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:41,520 so kids reach breeding age without killing themselves. 1207 01:03:41,603 --> 01:03:45,733 So, love is the lie we tell ourselves so we don't go extinct? 1208 01:03:45,816 --> 01:03:48,152 That's pretty bleak, Red, even for you. 1209 01:03:48,235 --> 01:03:51,488 Oh, and you caught me on a glass-half-full day. 1210 01:03:51,571 --> 01:03:53,282 So, you don't think 1211 01:03:53,365 --> 01:03:56,576 there's someone out there you're meant to be with? 1212 01:03:58,412 --> 01:03:59,830 Of course I do. 1213 01:04:01,123 --> 01:04:02,707 Everybody has a soul mate. 1214 01:04:02,792 --> 01:04:06,378 But they're usually on the other side of the bars, or the wall, 1215 01:04:06,461 --> 01:04:08,672 or the planet from you. 1216 01:04:09,882 --> 01:04:11,633 That's the way the universe works. 1217 01:04:11,716 --> 01:04:14,219 You're not gonna be in prison forever. 1218 01:04:16,013 --> 01:04:17,765 You got a future to think about. 1219 01:04:18,974 --> 01:04:21,101 Our ships passed too late in the night 1220 01:04:21,185 --> 01:04:24,396 for one of them to change course, Sam. 1221 01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:45,167 Father! 1222 01:04:46,460 --> 01:04:48,796 Father! 1223 01:04:48,879 --> 01:04:51,006 Father! 1224 01:04:56,011 --> 01:04:58,973 God, please help my mother. 1225 01:04:59,890 --> 01:05:00,975 [crying] 1226 01:05:04,353 --> 01:05:05,645 Father? 1227 01:05:05,729 --> 01:05:07,314 My mom is sick again. 1228 01:05:09,817 --> 01:05:10,818 Jesus? 1229 01:05:10,901 --> 01:05:11,902 [retches] 1230 01:05:13,863 --> 01:05:14,905 Ahh! 1231 01:05:14,989 --> 01:05:18,826 Help me, please! Somebody, please! He smells! 1232 01:05:18,909 --> 01:05:23,538 Oh, gross! Get the fuck off of me! 1233 01:05:25,916 --> 01:05:27,376 [Stella sighs] 1234 01:05:31,046 --> 01:05:34,424 I've rewritten this at least ten times. 1235 01:05:37,511 --> 01:05:39,346 I don't know what to say. 1236 01:05:45,895 --> 01:05:47,646 I feel like you're saving my life. 1237 01:05:50,399 --> 01:05:51,816 I came to say goodbye. 1238 01:05:52,734 --> 01:05:55,320 Well, I still have a few more days. 1239 01:05:56,821 --> 01:05:58,240 [Donaldson] Clear the bunk. 1240 01:06:04,454 --> 01:06:05,539 Not you. 1241 01:06:05,622 --> 01:06:07,082 We have reports of contraband. 1242 01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:08,833 I haven't got anything. I'm getting out in two days. 1243 01:06:08,918 --> 01:06:10,419 Well, hopefully you've given everything away, then. 1244 01:06:10,502 --> 01:06:11,586 Well... 1245 01:06:18,677 --> 01:06:20,554 -Found a lighter. -That's not mine. 1246 01:06:21,513 --> 01:06:22,806 [sniffs] 1247 01:06:22,890 --> 01:06:24,474 Marijuana cigarettes? 1248 01:06:24,558 --> 01:06:26,226 [gasps] Wait, wait... 1249 01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:28,353 Cigarette cigarettes. [tisking] 1250 01:06:28,437 --> 01:06:30,022 This isn't even my stuff. 1251 01:06:30,105 --> 01:06:31,773 It can't be! 1252 01:06:32,774 --> 01:06:33,817 [gags] Ugh! 1253 01:06:33,901 --> 01:06:35,694 [Gerber] Where'd you get illegal chicken from, inmate? 1254 01:06:35,777 --> 01:06:36,778 What? 1255 01:06:37,696 --> 01:06:40,824 [gasps] Bayley, check out this candy shiv. 1256 01:06:40,908 --> 01:06:42,201 How cool is that? 1257 01:06:42,284 --> 01:06:43,743 [Donaldson clears throat] 1258 01:06:43,827 --> 01:06:45,662 I mean... 1259 01:06:45,745 --> 01:06:47,789 this is a deadly weapon. 1260 01:06:47,872 --> 01:06:50,042 You are so going to Max, inmate. 1261 01:07:09,979 --> 01:07:11,896 Sorry about your dildo, Boo. 1262 01:07:11,981 --> 01:07:16,235 Cost of doing business. I'll make it up to you. 1263 01:07:16,318 --> 01:07:19,738 Damn, Chapman. That is some stone-cold shit. 1264 01:07:19,821 --> 01:07:23,617 I don't fuck around. Let the people know. 1265 01:07:26,996 --> 01:07:30,624 I'm hoping this voluntary organizing meeting is, uh, code for 1266 01:07:30,707 --> 01:07:32,584 "our union petition has been accepted." 1267 01:07:32,667 --> 01:07:36,380 Maybe he just wants us to pull together our official list of demands. 1268 01:07:36,463 --> 01:07:39,341 I think the prison should issue us socks and underwear, 1269 01:07:39,424 --> 01:07:40,425 not just outerwear. 1270 01:07:40,509 --> 01:07:42,511 I want them to pay my college loans. 1271 01:07:42,594 --> 01:07:43,928 You went to college, and you're working here? 1272 01:07:44,013 --> 01:07:47,516 Associate's degree, Justice Admin, DeVry. 1273 01:07:48,142 --> 01:07:50,727 Here he is, the white Cesar Chavez. 1274 01:07:50,810 --> 01:07:55,107 Today, as you know, is a very big day. So, let's make this quick. 1275 01:07:55,190 --> 01:07:57,985 We hear Pearson's out. Are you next? Are they union-busting? 1276 01:07:58,068 --> 01:08:00,862 Or did our petition go through and he got canned for not stopping it? 1277 01:08:00,945 --> 01:08:02,281 Pearson quit. 1278 01:08:03,198 --> 01:08:05,284 There's a new Director of Human Activity. 1279 01:08:07,911 --> 01:08:08,996 It's you, isn't it? 1280 01:08:10,164 --> 01:08:11,748 Everyone has the right to unionize. 1281 01:08:11,831 --> 01:08:13,458 Shit. Motherfucking shit. 1282 01:08:13,542 --> 01:08:16,003 But I have access to budgets now. 1283 01:08:16,086 --> 01:08:20,465 And all that noise about the whole shebang coming crashing down 1284 01:08:20,549 --> 01:08:22,676 if MCC starts covering benefits, 1285 01:08:22,759 --> 01:08:24,428 it is 100% true. 1286 01:08:24,511 --> 01:08:26,430 They must have given you a pretty good pay raise. 1287 01:08:26,513 --> 01:08:28,432 Yeah, like 30 pieces of silver. 1288 01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:31,810 I have done nothing... 1289 01:08:32,727 --> 01:08:36,440 but save your asses since this prison was scheduled to close. 1290 01:08:37,691 --> 01:08:39,943 You're goddamn right. 1291 01:08:40,027 --> 01:08:41,778 It was a pretty good pay raise. 1292 01:08:41,861 --> 01:08:45,782 And any one of you ungrateful, selfish sons of bitches 1293 01:08:45,865 --> 01:08:49,744 would have thrown me under the bus and run me over to get the same. 1294 01:08:49,828 --> 01:08:52,414 Well, guess what? It's my turn. 1295 01:08:53,332 --> 01:08:54,416 It's the year of Caputo. 1296 01:08:54,499 --> 01:08:57,502 [Ford] You know, we had a union captain once 1297 01:08:57,586 --> 01:09:01,881 who told us that the corporation would call an optional meeting 1298 01:09:01,965 --> 01:09:04,301 and then try to scare us out of unionizing. 1299 01:09:04,384 --> 01:09:05,427 I remember that. 1300 01:09:05,510 --> 01:09:07,804 He said, "When they did that, we should say," 1301 01:09:07,887 --> 01:09:10,099 and I am paraphrasing... 1302 01:09:10,182 --> 01:09:11,183 "Fuck you!" 1303 01:09:11,266 --> 01:09:12,934 [Ford] That's right, because he said, 1304 01:09:13,017 --> 01:09:15,395 "The company needs you more than you need them." 1305 01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:17,689 Now I've seen things from the inside, 1306 01:09:18,357 --> 01:09:19,441 and I stand corrected. 1307 01:09:19,524 --> 01:09:21,110 You're all replaceable. 1308 01:09:21,776 --> 01:09:23,027 Not today, we're not. 1309 01:09:23,695 --> 01:09:26,281 I'd say today of all days, 1310 01:09:26,365 --> 01:09:29,659 the company still needs us pretty damn bad. 1311 01:09:29,743 --> 01:09:33,580 Yeah, I'm gonna go with my old captain on this one. 1312 01:09:35,790 --> 01:09:36,833 Fuck you. 1313 01:09:42,839 --> 01:09:44,716 It ain't right, Mr. Caputo. 1314 01:09:47,469 --> 01:09:49,053 It ain't right. 1315 01:09:53,933 --> 01:09:54,934 [inhales sharply] 1316 01:10:00,524 --> 01:10:01,900 [snorts] 1317 01:10:09,866 --> 01:10:11,951 Good luck letting the monkeys run the zoo. 1318 01:10:22,587 --> 01:10:26,341 All right, all tools are present and accounted for. 1319 01:10:31,054 --> 01:10:34,057 All good. Thanks, ladies. 1320 01:10:34,141 --> 01:10:36,851 Oh, wait, wait. Hold up. Someone needs to sweep. 1321 01:10:37,769 --> 01:10:39,604 -Not me. -[inmate] No way. 1322 01:10:39,688 --> 01:10:42,899 Fine. I'll do it. But you guys owe me. 1323 01:10:43,608 --> 01:10:44,609 Okay. 1324 01:10:44,693 --> 01:10:46,110 Thank you, Vause. I'm gonna walk them over. 1325 01:10:46,195 --> 01:10:49,281 Yeah, yeah, I'll just be here, sweeping like Cinderella. 1326 01:10:55,954 --> 01:10:57,414 [door opens] 1327 01:10:58,290 --> 01:10:59,541 [door slams] 1328 01:10:59,624 --> 01:11:01,335 [chuckling] Well, that was quick. 1329 01:11:05,255 --> 01:11:06,256 Aydin. 1330 01:11:07,257 --> 01:11:08,300 How-- 1331 01:11:08,383 --> 01:11:10,844 This place would hire Forrest fucking Gump. 1332 01:11:10,927 --> 01:11:12,262 The guy who interviewed me was so relieved 1333 01:11:12,346 --> 01:11:15,056 to find someone who's actually qualified. [scoffs] 1334 01:11:17,434 --> 01:11:19,353 You don't have to do this. 1335 01:11:20,144 --> 01:11:21,730 Yeah, I do. 1336 01:11:30,697 --> 01:11:32,699 [sighs] 1337 01:12:40,725 --> 01:12:44,187 Hey, uh, there's no inmates in the dorms while the bunks are being installed. 1338 01:12:44,271 --> 01:12:45,772 She needs to sit down. 1339 01:12:45,855 --> 01:12:47,524 I'm sorry. Rules is rules. 1340 01:12:48,983 --> 01:12:50,485 -[scoffs] This one. -[sighs] 1341 01:12:51,695 --> 01:12:53,488 [Dayanara] At least we're getting new beds. 1342 01:12:53,572 --> 01:12:55,407 [female TV announcer] I'm a little good at a lot of things 1343 01:12:55,490 --> 01:12:56,991 and I'm helping New Yorkers 1344 01:12:57,075 --> 01:12:58,743 -one thing at a time. -[banging on door] 1345 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,210 -Who are you? -Is Cesar home? 1346 01:13:07,794 --> 01:13:10,547 Cesar? Some white guy! 1347 01:13:10,630 --> 01:13:13,257 [shushing] Okay, it's okay. 1348 01:13:15,051 --> 01:13:16,260 Yo, what's up, man? Who are you? 1349 01:13:16,345 --> 01:13:17,512 Uh, Cesar Velazquez? 1350 01:13:18,555 --> 01:13:19,848 -Fuck. -[Margarita shouting in Spanish] 1351 01:13:19,931 --> 01:13:21,975 Get back in the room! Go back in the room! 1352 01:13:22,058 --> 01:13:23,393 What do you mean get back in the room? 1353 01:13:23,477 --> 01:13:24,811 Cesar, we have a warrant! 1354 01:13:24,894 --> 01:13:26,062 [Margarita continues shouting] 1355 01:13:26,145 --> 01:13:27,689 [man 1] DEA! 1356 01:13:29,649 --> 01:13:30,817 Come on! [grunting] 1357 01:13:31,860 --> 01:13:32,944 -Please don't take my baby! -[man 2] Move in! 1358 01:13:33,027 --> 01:13:34,028 Hands up! Don't move! 1359 01:13:34,112 --> 01:13:35,279 Get back in the room! Get back in your... 1360 01:13:35,364 --> 01:13:37,281 [Margarita] Cesar! Cesar! No! [Cesar] It's okay. 1361 01:13:37,991 --> 01:13:40,201 Yo, get your filthy fucking hands off my baby! 1362 01:13:40,952 --> 01:13:42,454 [man 3] You two, with me! Let's go! 1363 01:13:44,789 --> 01:13:46,124 [grunting] 1364 01:13:46,207 --> 01:13:47,959 [man 4] He's over there! 1365 01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:49,878 Get your hands off my daughter, you stupid motherfucker! 1366 01:13:49,961 --> 01:13:51,755 [man 4] Get him down on the ground! 1367 01:13:51,838 --> 01:13:54,007 Get your hands off my fucking daughter! 1368 01:13:54,090 --> 01:13:55,509 -Motherfucker! -Daddy! 1369 01:13:55,592 --> 01:13:57,552 Get your hands off my daughter, motherfucker! 1370 01:13:57,636 --> 01:13:58,637 [man 5] Come here, come here! 1371 01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,264 [Cesar] Let go of my daughter! I swear, the... 1372 01:14:01,348 --> 01:14:03,475 Jesus, looks like heroin Romper Room in here. 1373 01:14:03,558 --> 01:14:06,686 -[man 6] Let's go, let's go! -Get Child Services down here, now. 1374 01:14:06,770 --> 01:14:08,688 And, Donna, get the baby out. 1375 01:14:10,189 --> 01:14:12,567 [Cesar] What are you doin'? No, no. 1376 01:14:12,651 --> 01:14:13,818 [panting] 1377 01:14:14,486 --> 01:14:17,321 Let go of my baby. Let go of my baby, you mother... 1378 01:14:17,406 --> 01:14:19,491 [groaning] 1379 01:14:19,574 --> 01:14:21,701 Get off... 1380 01:14:21,785 --> 01:14:22,786 [Lucy] Daddy! 1381 01:14:22,869 --> 01:14:25,163 Christina! Take care of Daya's baby! 1382 01:14:25,246 --> 01:14:26,373 [Emiliano] Let go of me. 1383 01:14:26,456 --> 01:14:27,499 [Cesar grunting] 1384 01:14:27,582 --> 01:14:28,875 Get off my girl! 1385 01:14:28,958 --> 01:14:31,044 Get off my girl, motherfucker! 1386 01:14:31,127 --> 01:14:33,129 [tattoo machine whirring] 1387 01:14:34,213 --> 01:14:35,424 [groaning] 1388 01:14:40,679 --> 01:14:42,138 [gasping] 1389 01:14:42,221 --> 01:14:44,140 Cliché, my ass. 1390 01:14:44,974 --> 01:14:47,644 It's... It's fucking awesome. 1391 01:15:06,370 --> 01:15:08,915 [phone ringing] 1392 01:15:08,998 --> 01:15:10,374 Hello? 1393 01:15:13,377 --> 01:15:14,378 Hello? 1394 01:15:14,463 --> 01:15:16,631 Judy King is here. 1395 01:15:16,715 --> 01:15:17,882 Anyone? 1396 01:15:22,554 --> 01:15:24,848 We're here to self-surrender! 1397 01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:26,683 Anyone? 1398 01:15:26,766 --> 01:15:28,392 [scoffs] Well, fuck a duck. 1399 01:15:28,477 --> 01:15:31,062 Already this place is a goddamn joke. 1400 01:15:31,688 --> 01:15:33,565 I told you we should've stuck with Alderson, 1401 01:15:33,648 --> 01:15:37,401 but no, no, you gotta drag my ass all the way to upstate Jew York. 1402 01:15:38,111 --> 01:15:40,864 I should kick your balls into your sternum. 1403 01:15:48,455 --> 01:15:51,249 Well, did we or did we not call ahead? 1404 01:15:51,332 --> 01:15:52,626 I mean, this is just... 1405 01:15:54,085 --> 01:15:55,378 rude. 1406 01:15:56,630 --> 01:15:57,881 [sobbing] Oh, God. 1407 01:16:32,582 --> 01:16:34,125 [sighs] 1408 01:16:50,892 --> 01:16:52,101 [gasps] 1409 01:17:04,155 --> 01:17:05,406 [all laughing] 1410 01:17:05,489 --> 01:17:07,784 Hey, where's Norma Christ going? 1411 01:17:07,867 --> 01:17:10,286 -Holy... -Shit! 1412 01:17:11,454 --> 01:17:13,832 -Where the guards at? -I feel like this is one of those things, 1413 01:17:13,915 --> 01:17:15,709 like when all the dogs and the horses disappear 1414 01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:18,294 before there's an earthquake or a tidal wave or something. 1415 01:17:18,377 --> 01:17:20,213 -I'm going. -You crazy. 1416 01:17:20,296 --> 01:17:22,882 They're the ones who took the fence down. Maybe they're expanding the yard. 1417 01:17:22,966 --> 01:17:25,051 Are we supposed to know any better? 1418 01:17:27,428 --> 01:17:28,597 She got a good point. 1419 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,306 -[grunts] -The fuck? 1420 01:17:33,768 --> 01:17:35,353 Oh, shit. 1421 01:17:50,827 --> 01:17:52,036 What's even over there? 1422 01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:54,455 A bunch of bitches going to Seg. 1423 01:17:54,538 --> 01:17:59,377 Nah, nah! It's the lake! It's not escapable or nothin'. 1424 01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:01,170 It's a miracle. 1425 01:18:05,216 --> 01:18:06,676 [inaudible] 1426 01:18:13,683 --> 01:18:15,935 -Come on, yo! -Oh, man, you too? 1427 01:18:16,019 --> 01:18:17,186 -What? -Even if we don't get busted, 1428 01:18:17,270 --> 01:18:18,897 you ain't worried about eels or some shit? 1429 01:18:18,980 --> 01:18:20,899 There ain't no eels in the freedom lake, man. 1430 01:18:20,982 --> 01:18:22,275 Stop being such a stereotype. 1431 01:18:22,358 --> 01:18:24,778 One of them black bitches gonna get they shit drowned, 1432 01:18:24,861 --> 01:18:26,404 and I ain't gonna be responsible. 1433 01:18:26,905 --> 01:18:27,906 Look. 1434 01:18:30,992 --> 01:18:34,078 Let's just be free for a second. 1435 01:18:34,162 --> 01:18:35,329 [chuckles] 1436 01:18:35,413 --> 01:18:37,832 It's gonna be the last time in a long time. 1437 01:18:40,627 --> 01:18:42,003 [sighs] 1438 01:18:43,421 --> 01:18:44,881 Jesus! 1439 01:18:44,964 --> 01:18:46,424 [all cheering] 1440 01:18:49,552 --> 01:18:50,679 Nope. 1441 01:18:52,305 --> 01:18:54,515 Hey, y'all seen Ginsberg? 1442 01:18:54,598 --> 01:18:56,434 But now's my chance for some new-Jew juju! 1443 01:18:56,517 --> 01:18:58,895 -I don't follow you. -That lake's my mikvah! 1444 01:18:58,978 --> 01:19:01,731 Isn't that her crashing through the underbrush? 1445 01:19:01,815 --> 01:19:04,275 Oh, Ginsberg! Ginsberg! 1446 01:19:04,358 --> 01:19:06,861 -[sighs] -You know... 1447 01:19:06,945 --> 01:19:11,574 I think I could stand a little sand between my toes, too. 1448 01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:15,369 Let's do it. 1449 01:19:17,496 --> 01:19:22,001 No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey! Hey! No, no. Okay. 1450 01:19:22,085 --> 01:19:24,045 Uh, stop! Hey, hey! 1451 01:19:24,128 --> 01:19:25,504 -Hey! Stop it! -[inmate] Boo! 1452 01:19:25,588 --> 01:19:26,630 [inmate chuckling] 1453 01:19:26,715 --> 01:19:30,384 Come on. Why now? Why now? Somebody, please! 1454 01:19:31,845 --> 01:19:32,846 [grunts] 1455 01:19:34,513 --> 01:19:35,849 [screaming excitedly] 1456 01:19:41,855 --> 01:19:43,356 [all laughing] 1457 01:19:47,318 --> 01:19:48,319 Hallelujah! 1458 01:19:48,402 --> 01:19:50,488 [laughing] 1459 01:19:58,705 --> 01:19:59,873 [inmate] Yo... 1460 01:20:02,959 --> 01:20:03,960 [inmate] Crazy? 1461 01:20:04,043 --> 01:20:05,628 -Do you see her? -Yo! 1462 01:20:05,712 --> 01:20:07,171 -[gasps] -[all cheering] 1463 01:20:11,926 --> 01:20:12,927 [overlapping chatter] 1464 01:20:17,015 --> 01:20:18,850 [cheering] 1465 01:20:24,731 --> 01:20:27,191 [sighs] Wow. 1466 01:21:07,023 --> 01:21:08,691 [both chuckling] 1467 01:21:10,318 --> 01:21:11,986 [both shouting in Spanish] 1468 01:21:12,779 --> 01:21:14,447 [all screaming] 1469 01:21:16,407 --> 01:21:19,035 -You're going down. -[all laughing] 1470 01:21:21,370 --> 01:21:23,247 [mimics chicken clucking] 1471 01:21:28,211 --> 01:21:29,587 Go! Go! Charge her! 1472 01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:30,922 -[chuckling] -[Leanne exclaiming] 1473 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:33,674 [Pennsatucky] No! You can't stop the Boo-satucky! 1474 01:21:33,757 --> 01:21:36,219 -No! No! -[all screaming] 1475 01:21:50,900 --> 01:21:51,901 [mouths] 1476 01:21:53,236 --> 01:21:55,738 [groaning] 1477 01:21:57,490 --> 01:21:59,492 [continues groaning] 1478 01:22:04,247 --> 01:22:05,832 [water splashes] 1479 01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:08,709 [chuckles] 1480 01:22:09,752 --> 01:22:10,753 Oh! 1481 01:22:10,879 --> 01:22:12,505 No, oh. 1482 01:22:13,339 --> 01:22:14,340 [gasps] 1483 01:22:39,698 --> 01:22:41,700 [both chuckle] 1484 01:22:48,749 --> 01:22:49,792 [chuckles] 1485 01:23:35,463 --> 01:23:37,465 [inmates shouting] 1486 01:23:37,548 --> 01:23:38,841 [sighs] 1487 01:23:48,684 --> 01:23:50,436 [laughing] 1488 01:23:56,943 --> 01:23:58,152 [chuckles] 1489 01:23:59,528 --> 01:24:00,529 [sighs] 1490 01:24:08,955 --> 01:24:10,039 [Janae] Whoo! 1491 01:24:10,123 --> 01:24:14,085 Taystee, come on in! The water's fine! 1492 01:24:14,168 --> 01:24:16,629 -Come on in, girl! -Okay! Okay! I'm in! 1493 01:24:17,380 --> 01:24:19,923 Whoo! [laughing] 1494 01:24:38,192 --> 01:24:40,361 [all laughing] 1495 01:24:41,362 --> 01:24:44,365 [screams and laughs] 1496 01:24:56,377 --> 01:24:58,379 [speaking Hebrew] 1497 01:25:05,136 --> 01:25:07,138 [muffled laughter] 1498 01:25:11,267 --> 01:25:13,602 -Mazel tov. -[laughs] 1499 01:25:25,614 --> 01:25:27,116 Oh. Oh, no. 1500 01:25:36,584 --> 01:25:37,585 [scoffs] 1501 01:25:37,668 --> 01:25:39,670 [chuckles] 1502 01:25:41,922 --> 01:25:43,674 Oh! [chuckles] 1503 01:27:04,087 --> 01:27:07,049 -[drill whirring] -[hammering] 1504 01:27:18,101 --> 01:27:20,688 ["I Want To Know What Love Is" playing]