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[cell door slams]
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[theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams]
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[indistinct chatter over TV]
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So this is what you do?
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You promise endless shrimp,
then disappear all night?
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Leave me sitting around,
getting sick off your nana's farts?
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Like you ain't got a phone? Huh?
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Air that out.
Stink like she already dead in the inside.
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Then she got the balls to say
I smell like a prostitute.
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Ricky.
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It's time for fresh air.
You've been cooped up too long.
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I'll be right inside.
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You're not gonna say nothing?
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I sat here not knowing
if you was dead or fucking somebody.
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I knew that company was corrupt.
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Do you know what could happen
if I got caught with this?
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What are you talking about?
That ain't mine.
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I should have known.
Once a felon, always a felon.
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At least someone's making money here.
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'Cause you ain't making shit.
I got kids in the system!
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How am I supposed to fit them
in this tiny place? They're big!
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Are you seriously still attacking me?
After you used me as a drug mule?
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You're provoking me. I'm provoked.
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Stupid me, fallin' for a loser CO
who's afraid to make real money.
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I am not a loser.
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Oh, no? You a nine-to-five rent-a-cop.
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Hanging out with your loser coworkers
like they're your friends,
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eating donuts
and playing stupid games all day.
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You get paid to sit in a prison.
That's what you want to do with your life?
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Until you're 60 and fat
and still broke as shit?
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My job has a great retirement package
and people respect me.
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[Nana] Ricky, I plotched again.
I need a new Depends. And bring the wipes.
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You heard her.
Go change her shitty diaper, nana's boy.
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[Nana] Ricky!
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Enjoy the rest of your loser life.
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[Nana] Ricky!
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[door slams]
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[Nana] Ricky!
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[Piper panting] Yes! Great hustle, guys.
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Great hustle, everybody.
Against the wall for suicides.
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This took a dark turn.
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It's a sprinting exercise.
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You run to the three-point line and back,
half court, back, full court, back.
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- [Badison] No, no.
- Let's go.
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[panting] Fuck all this running.
Kickball is 90% standing around.
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[Piper] To beat D-Block,
we gotta get in better shape.
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The sooner we finish this,
the sooner we scrimmage.
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Or we can start scrimmaging right now.
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Let's go. Three-point line.
Yes, three-point line.
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Chapman was supposed to be
my secret weapon,
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but all she's doing is distracting people
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from their drug addictions
and unemployment.
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I thought that was a good thing.
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Yes! All right, nice work, you guys.
Nice job.
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[Piper] Okay! Way to go.
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[Suzanne] Um...
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She doesn't look so good.
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[retches]
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- Whoo!
- Oh!
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[inmates laugh]
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[Badison] What you laughin' at?
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You never seen anybody hurl before?
I'm injured.
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You all right?
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[spits]
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We could bury her alive
with a flashlight and shovel,
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so she tries to dig her way out
until she reaches the bulletproof mirror
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just below the surface
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where she is forced to bear witness
to her slow, inevitable death.
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Nah. Frieda's a rat. She likes burrowing.
I don't want her to enjoy any of it.
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Jesus! Whatever happened to body hair?
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If I wanted shaved legs,
I would date a woman.
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I prefer smooth.
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Dmitri has a back like a Yeti.
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We could feed her feet first
to an anaconda.
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[chuckles] She does hate snakes.
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Although I'm craving something
a little more practical.
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Practical isn't the game.
The game is fantasy murder.
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What if we paid someone in Florida
a lot of money
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to slit her throat with a shiv?
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I give it four for creativity.
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Four for creativity, sure,
but ten for it's actually happening.
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As in done deal.
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Bullshit.
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Bulltrue.
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What does it mean, this "bulltrue"?
Is it an American thing?
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It's a me thing.
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And it means that rat bitch, Frieda,
will be dead by the end of the week.
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Enough games.
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Now, there's a face worth sitting on.
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Yeah.
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Then she barfed.
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Looked kinda like this.
And I said, "Ding, ding, ding.
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She must be the killer
Carol sent to kill you,
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because she is barfy
because she has nerves."
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Like that time I had to keep the secret
of Grace's surprise party.
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So then, I threw up in my backpack
every day for a week.
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Then on the candles.
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[Frieda] Badison's too valuable.
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Carol likes to use expendables
to do her dirty work.
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I definitely had my detective cap on,
so no one else stood out.
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Although, to be honest,
they all seemed like criminals to me.
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Could still be someone in here.
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Someone crafty.
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- Remember the Popsicle sticks we found?
- I found, you stole.
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The point is,
a real detective suspects everyone,
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especially the ones you'd least suspect.
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It might be somebody
right under our noses.
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Anybody want my pudding?
Been having this lactose issue lately.
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- I'll take it.
- No, poison!
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You're cleaning that.
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[imitates gun firing]
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It was vacuum sealed, Sherlock.
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Right. Sorry.
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Yeah, there's...
Looks like some got on my shoe.
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If you just wanna dab that up.
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[Frieda] You wanna be helpful?
Go gather some intel.
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Ask leading questions, like they do on TV.
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I'm gonna take a nap.
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Don't you want me to bodyguard you
while you sleep?
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You do your best work in the field.
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Now, get to it
before the killer gets away.
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Hey, there's a killer?
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Oh...
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It's a whole thing.
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It's a girl.
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You see that "G" shape?
That is a "G" for "girl."
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Plus, you've gotten uglier since we met.
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Your little girl
is trying to steal your beauty.
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No, you're wrong. The poop's wrong.
I already know it's a boy.
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What makes you so sure?
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Did you boil a chicken heart
while I wasn't looking?
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I'll go with Miss Cleo on this one.
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Your left boob
is larger than your right boob.
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So my money's on a tiny vagina.
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Miss Cleo is Caribbean. You are racist.
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Okay, my bad.
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By the way, I heard some rats squeaking
over by the phone booth.
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Might be the kids trying
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to Incredible Journey their way
back home to you.
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Go meet 'em halfway.
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Nice try. They didn't survive the poison.
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They told me in my dreams.
Next time, just ask me to leave.
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That was too soon, Nicky.
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Listen to me, Lorna.
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We might be on the wrong side of history
with this whole balls-deep-in-Barb thing.
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What do you mean?
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All right.
Barb is pulling the trigger on Carol.
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She's planning on whacking
her whole posse tomorrow at the salon.
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I don't see how waxing her whole pussy
is gonna help kill Carol,
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but I am sure that Barb has a great plan,
'cause she is a very smart leader.
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She has a very high IQ.
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You got corn in your ears or something?
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Barb is going
after Carol's whole gang, right?
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So Carol and Red
are like the Bobbsey Twins now.
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If this goes down
the way Barb wants it to,
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Red will wind up with a mouth for a neck.
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She should have thought about that
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before she climbed in bed
with that evil, lying bitch.
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Are you serious?
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I know you love a bandwagon,
but this is Red we're talking about.
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Hey!
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This woman protected you for years.
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She made you butter cookies
after Christopher threatened to kill you.
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She can't protect me anymore.
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Vinnie says it's very important
to have a powerful family to protect you.
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Like the Gambinos or the Sopranos.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- I have a baby to think about.
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You don't understand. You is not a mother.
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You are right about that.
But you know who is, right? Red.
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I don't know, Nicky.
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Sometimes, I wonder
whose team you're really on.
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Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
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I couldn't pass up the chance to tell you
to go fuck yourself in person.
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I understand you might harbor
some resentment towards me.
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I was hoping that maybe we could try
and move past some of that.
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Look, here it comes.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Wait, Burset.
I'm here to talk about Tasha Jefferson.
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What she got to do with me?
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MCC is trying to put her away for life
for something she didn't do.
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And I think that you can help save her.
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You got a minute. Make it count.
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I have met with nearly a dozen
other inmates like yourself...
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who suffered terrible injustices
at the hands of MCC,
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and we're going public
with a series of lawsuits.
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Your horrific story of mistreatment
can tip the scales.
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We can change
the narrative of Jefferson's trial
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with the publicity from this.
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I see.
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You wanna use my story to help her.
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Where was this help when I asked for it?
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I know I screwed up when it came to you.
I made mistakes.
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That's a big part of why I'm doing this.
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I want to stop MCC from treating people
the way they treated you...
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starting with Tasha Jefferson.
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You and Taystee, y'all fucking?
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What? No. No, no. God, no. No.
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Don't act like it's a dumb question.
She was your secretary.
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And you spend half the day
with your hand down your pants.
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All I ask is that you meet
with the lawyer.
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She thinks you have a strong case.
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Let her tell you why you're gonna win.
Not for my sake, but for Taystee's.
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Is that some Pilates shit?
I ain't never been able to find my core.
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I think, instead of a core,
I have more of, like, a soft center.
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Hey, T.
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I missed you at lunch today.
Your back still bothering you?
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It's killing me. I'm broken.
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Hey.
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Well, you wanna play
Six Degrees of Dr. Dre?
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- Oh!
- Get your mind off of it.
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We been through every rapper in the game.
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We both could use the distraction.
My trial starts tomorrow.
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That's tomorrow? Damn.
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"Damn" is right, so play with me. Come on!
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- Fine.
- Okay.
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All right, now,
this one might be a little cray-cray,
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but I believe in you.
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E-40.
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- Stuck.
- [scoffs]
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- Cake.
- Okay, what is it?
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E-40 had that garbage single,
"Savage," featuring Jazze Pha.
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All right.
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Who did a collabo with Snoop
on "Double Tap,"
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who was nominated for a Grammy
for his work with Dre.
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Okay, you got it.
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"Ain't nothin' but a G thang."
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- That was a little easy.
- Thank you.
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- You get four points.
- That's ten...
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Jefferson. Is this your cell?
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- We was just...
- That's a shot.
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Now out, before I drag you out.
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[sighs]
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[sobs]
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[exhales deeply]
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Can we talk for a second?
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I got nothing to say to you.
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- There's a lot of bad blood between us...
- Then why are you talking to me?
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I've been doing a lot of thinking.
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A lot of praying, actually.
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And I just wanted to tell you
I forgive you.
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Yeah? For what?
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For getting me ten more years.
245
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:46,913
You forgive me? After you robbed me
of my one chance to see my son?
246
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,719
Benny could have died.
247
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,880
My daughter will be a teenager
by the time I get out.
248
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:55,876
You weren't worried about that when
you stuck flashlights up guards' asses.
249
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,360
You did that. Not me.
250
00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,513
I'm not like that anymore.
251
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:04,994
You think you're a different person
'cause you said a couple of prayers?
252
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,716
Let me save you
a lot of time and frustration.
253
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,759
You were fucked up
when God put you in this world,
254
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,595
and you're still gonna be fucked up
when he takes you back out.
255
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,957
Saying some prayers ain't gonna do shit.
256
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,075
So don't bother.
257
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:32,719
Now, you should step away
before I do something stupid.
258
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,279
[grunts]
259
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:47,176
- It's important to stretch after exercise.
- You and Badison playing nice?
260
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,510
She's out of shape,
with the recent stabbing
261
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:54,391
and also... she's out of shape,
but she's got passion.
262
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,712
She's a psycho
and you unseated her as kickball queen.
263
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,792
She's not the type to let that go.
264
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,236
Don't worry. I've got this under control.
265
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:03,674
Where have I heard that before?
266
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,151
Hmm. I can't remember,
so I'll take your word for it.
267
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:11,792
Or you could come play with us,
now that you're not handicapped anymore.
268
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:16,318
"Handicapped"? That's ableist.
Anyway, I'm preoccupied.
269
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,073
- Mmm. I can see that.
- Yeah.
270
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,600
Hmm.
271
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,631
"Apply now
and earn your business degree online
272
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,234
in your spare time."
273
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,834
I was curious.
274
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:35,030
I thought I could become a CFO by the time
I'm out in four long, long, long years,
275
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,191
when I'm further down
the other side of the hill.
276
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,990
You will always be peaking in my eyes.
277
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,276
That's like your mother
saying you're beautiful.
278
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,430
It's nice, but...
279
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:49,515
At least you're thinking about our future
when we are both out of prison
280
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,160
and we can wear pretty bras again.
281
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,079
I love it when you talk
about sexy support garments.
282
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,877
This application
is giving me the stress sweats.
283
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,429
Is this shampoo or hooch? Can I use it?
284
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,831
It's for blondes, but desperate times...
285
00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:14,351
I know what you're doing.
286
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,476
Combing my hair?
287
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,997
You like to come off all sweet
with your big words
288
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,311
and your natural-lookin' blonde hair,
289
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,040
but I dealt with fake bitches
like you before.
290
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:28,797
You got over on me with this
kickball bullshit, but I got plans, too.
291
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,669
This is just kickball.
The only hustle here is around the bases.
292
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,470
Do I look like a fuckin' idiot?
Let me explain how this works.
293
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,758
The C-Block bitches belong to me,
and that won't change
294
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,151
because a couple of retards
wanna call you captain.
295
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,994
So slow your roll before you get hurt.
296
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:50,472
Madison, you don't know me very well,
so let me enlighten you a little.
297
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,677
I've done the behind the back thing,
298
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,918
the secret power grab thing,
the gang thing.
299
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,354
I have done it all.
300
00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:02,117
This? This is just kickball.
301
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:08,600
It's one small fucking thing that I can do
to make this place a little bit nicer
302
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,080
before I'm out in a few months.
303
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:14,837
So is it really so much to ask,
that for this small amount of time
304
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:20,040
that we have to be together, we get along,
before you never have to see me again?
305
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,952
A few months, huh?
306
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,990
Interesting. A lot can happen
between now and a few months.
307
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,240
Maybe a guard finds drugs
planted in your shoe.
308
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:39,156
Or you're forced to defend yourself
and you end up in solitary.
309
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,709
Or maybe you wake up
with a bloody shiv in your hand
310
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:46,158
next to a dead body
and there's cheese up your nose.
311
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,551
The possibilities are endless, really.
312
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:56,872
So if I were you,
I wouldn't go send any postcards just yet.
313
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,640
[Piper yelps]
314
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:06,833
[chuckles] See you at practice, captain.
315
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:18,393
So, when you were escaped out of prison,
were you ever hired to murder anyone?
316
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:23,714
What? No. We were just having fun.
Until it wasn't fun anymore.
317
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:28,553
You know how everybody has, like,
a dark side and a light side?
318
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:32,156
When it was light, it was cool.
But when he would get dark,
319
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:34,550
I never knew
how long the nighttime would last.
320
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,916
At least in here, there's a schedule.
321
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,834
That's how I knew I had to come back
and finish my time.
322
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,195
And also kill Frieda.
323
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,512
Jesus, no!
For the last time, I'm not the killer.
324
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,910
Don't you know
the first suspect is too obvious?
325
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,434
Don't you watch any cop shows?
326
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,638
I did, but then I started
getting these nightmares
327
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,313
and I wasn't allowed to anymore.
328
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:58,475
Oh! Except for Inspector Gadget,
but he dressed a bit like this guy
329
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,031
who pulled his pee-pee out at me
at the book fair,
330
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,510
and couldn't get into it after that.
331
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,680
Yeah, well, what you want to do is,
as a detective,
332
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,116
you wanna find your special gift, right?
333
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:16,753
Like, are you OCD? Are you psychic?
Are you good with human remains?
334
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,354
Ah! You mean poop.
335
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,160
No, I meant bones.
But what are you good at?
336
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,680
Asking lots of questions.
337
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,911
- Is that helpful?
- Yes. It's perfect.
338
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,311
Why don't you go around
and ask people lots of questions,
339
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,393
say perp a lot,
and you'll find out who the killer is.
340
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,196
I'm gonna need a sidekick too, right?
341
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,354
So I can tell them what I'm thinking
for the audience to hear?
342
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,229
Hell, why not?
343
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:49,871
Is this gonna take long?
I got an overactive bladder.
344
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,076
[exhales sharply]
345
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,749
Just a few more minutes.
346
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,516
Would you describe yourself
as someone crafty?
347
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:02,712
Well, I once made a sex toy
out of a Pringles can,
348
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,757
but the girth became an issue.
349
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:08,231
How long would you say
you've lived in this prison?
350
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,755
Approximately, a long-ass time.
351
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,038
- Would you say you never forget a face?
- Depends on the face.
352
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,035
[sighs and clicks tongue] She died.
353
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,035
I've been patient
because I'm a nice person,
354
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:27,000
but my friend here, she ain't so nice.
355
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,836
No telling what she'll do
if she loses her temper.
356
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,551
So why don't you answer my questions
before she starts asking hers?
357
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,951
I'm sorry, dear. Did you say something?
358
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,555
"Dear Asking for Our Friends,
I'm worried that I might be basic.
359
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,518
I've always loved a seasonal latte.
360
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:56,277
I've made life decisions based on
inspirational quotes from the Internet
361
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,319
and the movie The Sweetest Thing
is literally my life.
362
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,357
Does that mean I'm basic?"
363
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,912
Hmm. That's a tough one.
I think you should take this one, Tova.
364
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,799
Basic seems like your area of expertise.
365
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,999
Sure thing, Flaca.
It's actually really simple, folks.
366
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,232
If you spend all day
worrying about your makeup,
367
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,233
though you're locked up in a prison,
you're basic.
368
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:24,759
If you secretly love Taylor Swift
and think that everyone is so mean to her?
369
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,115
Basic.
370
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,472
And if you write into radio shows
to try and find out
371
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,314
whether or not you might be basic?
372
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,551
Sorry, boo, ya basic.
373
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,313
Well, you heard it
from the expert herself.
374
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,040
The verdict is basic.
375
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:45,558
Have a think about your choices
and we'll be back with more after this.
376
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,756
Stay tuned.
377
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,677
- [music playing faintly]
- [Black Cindy] Oh!
378
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,160
Good choice. Love me a throwback.
379
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,159
[chuckles]
380
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,119
[gasps]
381
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:57,190
[groans in pain]
382
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,594
Is it really that bad?
383
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,114
You have no idea.
384
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,953
[Flaca] Back pain isn't about your back.
385
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:08,353
Dr. Sarno says physical pain distracts you
from your emotional fucked-upness.
386
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,590
Dr. Sarno?
387
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:12,149
Did you get that from a YouTube video?
388
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,560
I read it in O Magazine.
389
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,157
The only way to fix it is to figure out
what you did wrong and make it right.
390
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,434
Hey, Hopper.
391
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,116
Rough night?
392
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,159
Your ex-con girlfriend keep you awake
with an all-night fuckathon?
393
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,355
- That's not your business.
- [Luschek] Sounds like a no.
394
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,397
It's nothing a donut can't fix.
395
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,119
- [Ricky] I'm not in the mood.
- What?
396
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,475
Donut Day is your favorite day.
397
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,155
I said I'm not in the mood.
What is all this anyway?
398
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,152
Alvarez's ten-year anniversary at Max.
399
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,439
It was over the weekend
if you factor in the leap years, but...
400
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,638
Ten years, that's a long time.
Congratulations, buddy.
401
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,639
[Alvarez] Thanks.
402
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,520
Actually, now that you're here,
I wanted to wait for Ginger too,
403
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,514
but I'm worried if I don't say this now,
that I'll never say it.
404
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,757
"These past ten years have been
the best years of my life.
405
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,475
There's some work places
that can be boring,
406
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,634
but working here is always exciting
with the pranks, the inside jokes,
407
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,320
the running bets
and, of course, Donut Fridays.
408
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,440
I can't imagine a better way to have spent
the last ten years of my life
409
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,951
than being here every day
with such incredible friends,
410
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:26,717
and I hope that I have at least
ten more years at Litchfield in my future.
411
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,800
Thank you."
412
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:36,194
Tough act to follow.
Better start writing, Hopper. You're next.
413
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,637
What? Your counting's off.
It hasn't been ten years already.
414
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,639
It has.
415
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:46,796
I remember because I was here six months
before I met you and made my first friend.
416
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,911
Coworker. I'm your coworker, Al.
417
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,480
Hmm.
418
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,437
Well, this party makes me
want to kill myself.
419
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,950
Speaking of, I caught inmate Sagher
trying to tie her sheets into a noose.
420
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:15,239
So if all goes well, there might be
some changes to the scoreboard.
421
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:16,279
Know what I mean?
422
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,296
[Blake] Listen to yourself.
423
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,279
This is a living human being
we're talking about.
424
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,840
Not for long though.
425
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,715
Fuck it. I'm done with this game.
426
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,035
Count me out.
427
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,400
[Luschek chuckles] Ooh.
428
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,632
We'll have to divvy up his players.
Silver lining.
429
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,632
We should wait for Ginger.
430
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,155
Why? She's too far behind to catch up.
431
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,959
Save her a donut. She'll be happy.
432
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,509
[Alvarez] Hopper?
You wanna weigh in on this?
433
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:49,720
Whatever.
434
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,320
[Barbara] Do you hear me?
435
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,235
Hey. Too late
for a fourth-quarter substitution?
436
00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,789
I thought you didn't approve of my plan.
437
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:06,070
I don't. You know, I think it's risky
and there are too many variables,
438
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,790
which is why you'll need at least
one sober person with a brain
439
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,639
to ensure things run smoothly.
440
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:16,317
Not that the rest of you don't seem like,
you know, very intelligent people.
441
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,831
- I like where your head's at.
- Yeah.
442
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:25,392
And that smart mouth might come in handy
if the guards start asking questions.
443
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,911
So after our CO
radios the guard in the hall,
444
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,232
you're only gonna have a few seconds
to make your move.
445
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:34,716
Hutton, I need you
to cause enough commotion
446
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,760
to draw the ginger guard out
and then the rest is up to you three.
447
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,911
You'll be legends after today.
448
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,872
No one leaves that room alive.
449
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,394
[Red] You get rubbed and I get gray.
Where's the justice?
450
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,910
[Red chuckles]
451
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,436
[snores]
452
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,115
[clears throat]
453
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,235
[hairdryer whirs]
454
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,670
Allergies.
455
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,040
[sighs]
456
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:28,916
[coughs]
457
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,680
[Nicky clears throat]
458
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,551
Hey, Young. Get over here.
459
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,836
[man over radio] Young, can you meet me
outside D-Block? I got a situation.
460
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:16,759
Call somebody else.
We may have a situation here.
461
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,520
[man over radio] Yeah, but...
462
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,280
[Young] That can't be good.
463
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,320
It could be fake.
464
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,639
We should see how it plays out.
465
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,313
Why? You tryin' to get stabbed?
466
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,792
Protocol says she goes straight to
protective Ad Seg till we figure it out.
467
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,880
I'll take her.
468
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,720
Copy.
469
00:28:33,721 --> 00:28:37,031
Inmate Denning, your salon time is up.
Come with me.
470
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:38,349
Come with you where?
471
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,671
Where I take you. Let's go.
472
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,216
[woman over speakers] Who's a good girl?
Hey, Ruthie, you want a treat?
473
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,913
Who's Mommy's good girl?
474
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,310
Ruthie! Mommy loves you.
475
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,039
Hey, Ruthie! Ruth!
476
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,790
Why is Joseph Caputo's name
on the inmate visitation list?
477
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,630
Probably because he wrote it there
before visiting an inmate.
478
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,200
And why would he?
479
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,749
I'm not sure,
but he has been here all day.
480
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,915
He's a real player.
481
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,920
Did you hear he's dating the warden?
482
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,520
You...
483
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,598
[Suzanne] Yeah, I'm starting to think
it might be a guard.
484
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:47,594
All the inmates we interviewed
had pretty solid alibis.
485
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,396
That's impressive, considering the murder
hasn't happened yet.
486
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,552
True. Maybe we should start
looking at a motive.
487
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:59,192
Look, this has been illuminating, really,
488
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,749
but maybe you two should give it a rest.
489
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,514
[sighs] Yeah. I mean, I'm at a loss.
490
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,718
The confused one didn't even know
we were in a prison.
491
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,838
The rich one couldn't even identify
Frieda's face.
492
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,640
Yeah, 'cause you drew
a Popsicle with hair.
493
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,599
Yeah, wait a second. The rich one?
494
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,400
[Pennsatucky] There's a rich one
who's rolling in commissary.
495
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,473
She's got four radios.
That's surround sound.
496
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,997
And she's been eating black Doritos.
Caviar flavored.
497
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,720
- Mind pointing her out to me?
- Yeah.
498
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:45,436
Getting ready to take the ladies
to prayer group. You coming?
499
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,432
Nah, I don't think so.
500
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,439
You always go.
501
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:52,957
It's hard to talk to God when you're
thinking about strangling an evil bitch.
502
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,436
Not the kind of thing you tell a CO.
503
00:30:56,280 --> 00:31:00,160
I've been trying real hard
to do the right thing, you know?
504
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,596
Let Jesus take the wheel or whatever.
505
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,353
But I'm starting to think...
506
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,560
she's right.
507
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,314
And maybe, no matter what I do,
I'll still be a piece of shit.
508
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,995
You know, one time when I was a kid,
I almost killed a bird.
509
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,231
Threw a rock at it and broke its wing.
510
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,597
Mormon kids don't have
too many outlets for their anger.
511
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,240
Anyway, I decided in that moment
that I was a piece of shit.
512
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,279
I mean, I had basically killed it
for no reason.
513
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,190
But then my mom made me take it in
and nurse it back to health,
514
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:40,398
and, a few weeks later,
it healed and we let it go.
515
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,518
And I realized that I had saved its life.
516
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,274
But you're the reason why it almost died.
517
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,360
That's the point.
518
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,514
When I hurt it, I was a piece of shit.
But when I healed it, I wasn't.
519
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,433
I don't get it.
520
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:58,877
God doesn't make good or bad people.
That's a myth.
521
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,031
He just makes people.
522
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,431
Sometimes they do good things,
sometimes not so good.
523
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,911
But the beauty is you get to wake up
and choose every day.
524
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,199
As long as you're choosing
to do the good things, then you're good.
525
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,280
Are you some kind of preacher
or some shit?
526
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,431
Yeah, we all are, sort of.
527
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,920
Missionary work.
528
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,999
Anyway, you're not wearing your ID badge.
That's a shot.
529
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,350
Clear.
530
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,797
[McCullough] Hands against
the wall. Hands.
531
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,394
Clear.
532
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,233
Fucking Badison.
533
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:20,360
It ain't that bad.
534
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,116
I mean, you can shave one side
since you gay.
535
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,999
You know, that's, like,
the look for your people.
536
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,359
What is it about me?
537
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:34,077
For starters, you don't wear makeup
and I've seen you get engaged to a woman...
538
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:39,758
No, no. What is it about me
that makes people want to fuck with me?
539
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,595
- Can I be real with you?
- Please.
540
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,753
[sighs] It's what they see
when they look at you.
541
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,477
They don't see you.
542
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:55,792
They see the shit they never had.
543
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,440
Money, education, opportunity.
544
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:03,231
That's why they never gonna stop,
because of what you represent.
545
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,915
But at least that's only in here.
546
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,597
People out there been fucking with me
my entire fucking life.
547
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:15,596
They see dangerous, poor,
ghetto black girl
548
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,070
that should be locked up in here forever.
549
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,834
[clicks tongue and sighs]
550
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,472
So, like, if you want to trade places,
I'm game.
551
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,279
How do you deal with it?
552
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,033
I try to survive.
553
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,351
[Hellman] All right, Jefferson. Time's up.
554
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,996
So, what are we doing about this gum?
555
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:52,630
Cut it off.
556
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,675
[Reuben] Sit up
with your arms at your sides,
557
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,310
and if the judge asks you a question,
address him as "Your Honor."
558
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,031
Also, during your testimony,
refrain from the use of any slang words
559
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:11,151
like "yo" or "homie" or "homie-dawg"
or "trippin'," "turnt" or "clapback"...
560
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,799
No slang. Got it, thanks.
561
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:15,674
Okay. Most importantly,
during your testimony,
562
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,759
make sure to establish
eye contact with the jury.
563
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:23,357
Do not look at anyone in the gallery.
And especially not at Ms. Jefferson.
564
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,796
Remember the truth is on your side.
565
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,554
Tell your story to the court
the way you told me.
566
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,154
But it's bullshit.
567
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,560
What is?
568
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:41,515
All of it.
569
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,829
[sobs]
570
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,480
I understand you may be frustrated...
571
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,596
No.
572
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,513
You don't understand.
573
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:56,311
We was down there with him.
With Piscatella. Alive.
574
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:02,314
Taystee had the gun pointed at his head,
but she didn't shoot him.
575
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:06,200
She gave me the gun,
and then we let him go.
576
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,511
When CERT stormed, Suzanne and I hid...
577
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:14,119
You're emotional right now and saying lots
of things, most of which I didn't hear.
578
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,396
'Cause you not listening to me!
579
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,393
I'm telling you she's innocent.
Mr. Siegel, please.
580
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,757
I'm begging you.
I can't let Taystee go down like this.
581
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:24,194
There has to be a way.
582
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:27,796
There's got to be some way
that we can make it right.
583
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:33,080
Look, Cindy, putting aside the fact
that I can't make heads or tails
584
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,436
of what you may or may not have just said,
585
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,472
you're giving testimony in a few hours.
586
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,075
If you deviate
from your written statement,
587
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,119
you'll lose the deal
and be deemed an unreliable witness.
588
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,795
I should have said something sooner,
but I was scared.
589
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,280
Man, do you know what... [sighs]
590
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,110
I've been around scumbag cops
my whole life.
591
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,113
I know what they do
to people like me when we talk.
592
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,592
Changing your testimony at the 11th hour
will not help Jefferson's case.
593
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,435
Listen. You won't help her,
but you'll end up hurting yourself.
594
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,318
But she didn't do it.
595
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,199
Then let's hope the jury determines that.
596
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,514
But as far as you helping her,
it's too late.
597
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,114
[sighs]
598
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,510
I am urging you, as your legal counsel,
599
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,035
to testify to the statement
you gave the feds.
600
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,272
There's no point
in adding years of extra time
601
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,558
on top of what is already
a painful situation.
602
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,590
Ms. Hayes?
603
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,040
Where's Caputo?
604
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:47,034
He told me I was meeting with my lawyer
to talk about my case against MCC.
605
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,710
He wants to take the case public
to embarrass MCC, correct?
606
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,235
I'm assuming you ain't the lawyer, then?
607
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,074
No. I'm the senior vice president of MCC.
608
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:57,160
[chuckles]
609
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,916
I should have known.
Never trust a white woman with a weave.
610
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,560
You can trust me.
I'm one of the good ones.
611
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,678
If you were, you wouldn't be working
for Evil Incorporated.
612
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,160
Look, Ms. Burset,
613
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:13,519
I know you suffered greatly
under the previous administration at MCC.
614
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:16,559
But my mission
as the new senior vice president
615
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,280
is to correct the mistakes
of my predecessors.
616
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,400
Right.
617
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:25,236
How do you intend to correct
the six months I spent in isolation
618
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:30,873
without decent food or sunlight
or laying my eyes on another human being
619
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,317
except for those giant walking potatoes
you call guards.
620
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,393
I would like to personally apologize
621
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,518
for the horrendous mistreatment
that you endured.
622
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,717
But under my leadership,
623
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,720
such inhumane torture
will never take place at Litchfield again.
624
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,794
As reparation, I would like to offer you
a settlement of $300,000.
625
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,872
I got the go ahead from my superiors.
626
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,431
The funds can be transferred
to your bank by this afternoon.
627
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,870
All you have to do is sign an agreement
628
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,714
promising not to file
or testify against MCC.
629
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,398
So this is hush money?
630
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,517
Consider it an act of good faith.
631
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:14,120
Clearly, it's not enough to make up
for the trauma that you suffered,
632
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:20,998
but I hope that it will help you get back
on your feet after your early release.
633
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,599
Did you say early release?
634
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,034
I did.
635
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:30,558
As long as you agree not to sue, testify
or ever speak of this conversation.
636
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,240
Damn.
637
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,552
You really are a good witch.
638
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,752
[Sharon] Let's join hands
for today's group prayer.
639
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:49,036
Um, Maria, would you like to lead us?
640
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,231
Um, I'll give it a try.
641
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,394
Dear God...
642
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,949
today we pray for the strength
to follow your teachings.
643
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:05,159
To be peacemakers, to be pure of heart,
644
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:08,836
to be merciful,
because that shit ain't easy...
645
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,515
There are a lot of bitches in here
that don't deserve mercy,
646
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,911
and sometimes it feels
like no matter how hard you try,
647
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,754
you'll just end up back where you started.
648
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,800
So we ask for your support
in trying to do the right thing
649
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:26,671
and for your guidance
in knowing which way to go.
650
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,878
And I'm sorry about saying
shit and bitch. Twice.
651
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:31,960
- Amen.
- [Sharon] Amen.
652
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,520
That was very moving.
653
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,231
- [Beth] I'd like to share something.
- Yes.
654
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:38,232
- Beth, go ahead.
- Maria.
655
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,237
Your words about doing
the right thing resonated for me.
656
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:46,314
And to honor that,
I feel I need to make a confession.
657
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,156
I was the one who tried to drown you
in the guard bathroom.
658
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,435
I'm sorry.
659
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,159
Something comes over me.
660
00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,436
I've tried to deal
with this problem on my own,
661
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:03,510
but being in this group has taught me
that I need put it in the Lord's hands.
662
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,160
That was you?
663
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,194
Yes, but it led you here, right?
664
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,714
I guess the Lord works in mysterious ways.
665
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,996
This got nothing to do with the Lord.
666
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,598
You fucking tried to kill me,
you fucking bitch.
667
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,831
They wanted to keep me in Psych.
668
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:27,995
They made me say that I tried
to drown myself in a toilet.
669
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,993
I said I was sorry.
670
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,080
Fuck you.
671
00:41:32,081 --> 00:41:34,356
Try to speak from a place of love.
672
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:39,469
You told me this was a baptism, but it was
an attempted murder by a baby killer.
673
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:42,115
- Is that how you killed them too?
- Maria!
674
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:45,193
- You drowned them in a toilet?
- Maria, please.
675
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,793
Nah, I get it now.
676
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,917
This whole thing is a joke.
677
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,595
Y'all like to talk about forgiveness,
678
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:59,276
believing you're better than everyone
because you talk to God
679
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,476
so you can sleep at night.
680
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:04,349
But you'll still be as fucked up
as the rest of us.
681
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,599
- But at least I can own it.
- Maria...
682
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,114
Shut the fuck up.
683
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,233
Was I wrong there?
684
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,880
[knocking on door]
685
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,955
Gladys, right? Sorry to bug you.
686
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:31,034
Was hoping to trade you for some
of them oatmeal cream pies you got.
687
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,520
Commissary's all out.
688
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,829
What are you offering?
689
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,200
My own little recipe.
690
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,796
The juice from the peach cups
makes for a smooth finish.
691
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,793
You must love you some cream pie.
692
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,917
Takes me back to my girlhood.
693
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,674
I've been needin' an escape
from this place.
694
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,230
How's about three for one?
695
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,753
Mmm. You weren't kidding. This is smooth.
696
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,116
Another life, I could've been a vintner.
697
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:20,756
Hey, quite a haul you got.
You win the numbers or something?
698
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:22,399
Shit's rigged.
699
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,278
My Uncle Eddie finally died.
700
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,556
Old pervert left everything to me.
701
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,394
Guess that sitting on his lap
finally paid off.
702
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:34,111
- Gotta play the long game. How'd he die?
- They said it was a heart attack,
703
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,558
but something tells me
there was Viagra and a belt involved.
704
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,472
[Frieda] He leave you any property?
705
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,592
Why? You in the market?
706
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,115
Oh, just making conversation.
707
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,600
I didn't mean to pry.
708
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:49,716
Not for nothing,
709
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:55,876
but I always felt original flavor Doritos
were the only one worth their salt.
710
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,590
'Cause you never had these.
These are smoked chili flavored.
711
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,160
Bullshit.
712
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,200
Bulltrue.
713
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:07,359
They've got a kick that'll put hair
on your chest if you don't already got it.
714
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,750
Mind throwing a bag in for me?
715
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,273
That hooch was good.
716
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:23,917
You didn't really think I was gonna go
for that Uncle Eddie bit, did you?
717
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,638
Was worth a shot.
718
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,071
Somebody help! She's trying to kill me!
719
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,555
Wait, wait. Goddamn!
720
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,553
You motherfucking bitch! You...
721
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,915
[inmates clamoring]
722
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,872
Carol and Barb? But I'm in last place!
723
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,870
Oh, my God. We moved Carol to Ad Seg.
724
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,515
And Barb hasn't had an incident in years.
725
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,910
Thank your beloved new commissioner.
726
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,596
You don't understand, Al.
I really need this money.
727
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,354
Tony Robbins extended his tour
with Pitbull,
728
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,751
and I'm never gonna get any points
with Carol and Barb.
729
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:08,600
[scoffs]
730
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,240
- Why do you have that face?
- I don't have a face.
731
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,190
[Pennsatucky grunts]
732
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,794
This is bullshit! Where's Chapman?
733
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,669
If I had to guess, I'd say she's being
dragged to SHU right now.
734
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,070
You better work on your dodging skills.
735
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,351
Actually, she's right behind you.
736
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,680
I didn't think
I'd be seeing you for a while.
737
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,831
I know you put drugs in my shoe.
738
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,199
And I'm not afraid of you.
739
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,439
You're dumber than you look.
740
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,716
Excuse me. I have an intramural to win.
741
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:49,111
All right, ladies.
That's enough pegging for right now.
742
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,919
That's what he said.
743
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,036
Who's he?
744
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,520
[Piper] Let's see some sprints.
745
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,672
You know the drill,
so up against the wall. Let's go.
746
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,909
Glad to have you back.
Things were getting weird.
747
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,758
All right, on my mark.
748
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,560
Ready. Get set.
749
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,640
Go!
750
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,193
- [groaning]
- [inmates exclaiming]
751
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,878
Ahhh, I'm hurt!
752
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,520
She ran into me. She was running too fast.
753
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,719
I been saying all along,
this kickball thing is way too dangerous.
754
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,110
Maybe we should cancel it. For safety.
755
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,429
[Alvarez] She looks hurt.
756
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,240
I'm counting at least five points
from the neck up alone.
757
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,640
I'm way ahead of you.
758
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,759
She didn't get hurt because of kickball,
but because you were running.
759
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:58,674
That's true.
Running is not kickball-dependent.
760
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,752
Are you serious?
761
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,236
Her nose bone probably got pushed
back into her brain.
762
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:05,630
- Kickball may have killed her.
- [Ginger] Sorry.
763
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:08,116
The line of causality is really tough.
764
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,352
Keep playing. Next time,
watch where you're going.
765
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,576
- What do you think?
- [Alvarez] Agreed.
766
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:17,550
No sense ruining a good thing
over one accident. [sniffs]
767
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,514
[clears throat]
768
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:22,195
That's a lot of blood.
Should we radio the EMTs?
769
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,280
Yeah.
770
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:33,755
Don't worry. I just came to get my shit.
771
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:38,437
I don't wanna spend another second
in this stanky-ass, depressing place.
772
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,638
- Aleida.
- Yeah. I don't wanna hear another word.
773
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:45,919
You fucking white boys are all the same.
A bunch of pussies.
774
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,275
Put the bag down.
775
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,000
Hey, don't touch me. I said I'm done.
776
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,190
[Nana] Ricky!
777
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,873
One second, Nana!
778
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,876
We do this for three months.
779
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:04,034
Get enough money for you to get your
kids back, maybe get a bigger place.
780
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,510
And then we're out, you understand?
781
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,718
[scoffs] Three months ain't enough time
to get shit.
782
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:13,157
It is if we fill the whole containers,
not just the bottoms.
783
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:19,794
You were right. About my life.
I've been going through the motions,
784
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,715
living for little highs here and there,
but mostly doing nothing.
785
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,831
Then I met you, and all of a sudden,
I'm excited to get up in the morning.
786
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,355
I actually feel like I'm fucking alive.
787
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,638
Like I can do shit. Like, manly shit.
788
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:40,912
I didn't know I could feel this way.
I can't go back to the way it was before.
789
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,157
So I guess that means I'm all in.
790
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,956
I'm glad you finally understand
how lucky you are to have me.
791
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:01,075
Wait. Ain't your nana gonna hear us?
792
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,278
She has over 70% hearing loss
in both ears.
793
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,637
- I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you.
- Yeah, you are.
794
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,320
Oh.
795
00:49:12,321 --> 00:49:13,320
Sophia.
796
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,000
Uh...
797
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,480
Thank you for coming in.
798
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,280
This is Tania.
799
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,238
Tania Fernandez. Pleasure to meet you.
800
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,472
Tania has graciously agreed
to represent you.
801
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:28,793
Yes. I believe this case has the potential
to set an important precedent
802
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,395
for the men and women who are suffering...
803
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,598
Let me stop you right there.
I'm not going to sue.
804
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,080
What?
805
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:42,079
I just wanted to tell you in person.
I'm not gonna fight this.
806
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,320
Why not?
807
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,352
I met with the senior vice president
of MCC.
808
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,671
- Please don't say Linda Ferguson.
- Linda Ferguson.
809
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:54,880
She offered me a settlement
and I decided to take it.
810
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,440
[sighs] Jesus Christ.
811
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,715
If I may interject.
812
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:02,272
From my point of view, you have
a really good chance of winning this case.
813
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,832
Can you promise me I'll win?
Because she just promised me $300K,
814
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,992
which is being transferred
to my account as we speak.
815
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,470
What about all the women you could help?
816
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:16,713
- What about Taystee? You owe it to her...
- I don't owe nobody shit.
817
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:21,519
The only responsibility I got
is to my wife and my son.
818
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:26,550
This money could provide for them the way
I should have been all these years.
819
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:27,756
[scoffs]
820
00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:33,518
I could send my son to college,
so he don't end up like me, here.
821
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,319
Don't you want your story heard?
822
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:39,713
I'm done trying to be heard.
Nobody's listening.
823
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,554
My time here has taught me that much.
824
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,760
[sighs]
825
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,431
Besides, I already signed the papers.
826
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,040
Barb wants to speak with you.
827
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:04,551
According to this, you get more
with a smile than with scowls and lurking.
828
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,353
That's news you can use.
829
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Get up.
830
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,038
Nicky baby, where you been hiding, girl?
831
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,912
Uh, I had to rub one out.
832
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,640
All that adrenaline
really got me worked up.
833
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,480
[chuckles]
834
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,395
You're too much.
835
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:39,634
Hey, listen, I wanted to apologize
for our little murder snafu earlier.
836
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:42,997
So embarrassing.
I hope you won't hold it against me.
837
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,840
It gave me the blue balls
for the bloodlust.
838
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,593
But we'll get 'em next time.
839
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,478
Well, I don't know about that.
840
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:54,235
Some of these ladies seem to think
that we might have a mole.
841
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,994
Can you believe that?
Who would do that to me?
842
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,117
After the way I look after my girls.
843
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,590
Looked to me like somebody
tipped off the ginger.
844
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:05,111
Could be your CO playing both sides.
845
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,272
Your sister is big
on the cloak-and-dagger maneuvers.
846
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,319
True.
847
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:15,476
Or it could be someone with ties
to one of the ladies in C-Block.
848
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,474
Maybe someone with an old friend
they're looking out for?
849
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,392
Ah... [chuckles]
850
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,998
You talking about me and Reznikov?
851
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:29,637
Annalisa thinks you were interested in her
right when things turned sour.
852
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:33,077
Yeah. Interested in killing her
before she killed me.
853
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,117
I turned her in to the feds.
854
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,830
Or did your crack babies
miss that when doing their due diligence.
855
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,354
I'm covering my bases.
856
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,275
I'm having a stroke then,
'cause it sounds like you're accusing me.
857
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,352
Take a seat with the attitude.
858
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:50,036
[scoffs] You're a big shot now,
'cause you're fucking the heir apparent?
859
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:53,716
Where was this gay phase
when I was at camp? I am offended.
860
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,999
It's all right, Diaz. I think it's been
a stressful day for everybody.
861
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,514
Isn't that right, Nicky?
862
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:01,440
Come here.
863
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:08,318
Look, I am sorry that I accused you, okay?
864
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:14,274
I think it's this sobriety thing
that's got me all riled up.
865
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:15,510
You don't have to tell me.
866
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,559
I've come four times today.
It's not even noon.
867
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,633
[laughs] There's that
mouth of yours again.
868
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,753
[grunts] You really crack me up,
you know that?
869
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:31,159
Look, I'll keep my nose peeled.
See what I can dig up.
870
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,357
Yeah, I know you will.
871
00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,114
I'm glad we talked.
872
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,552
Don't be such a stranger, okay?
873
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,553
Barb really loves
a visit from her Nicky baby.
874
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:44,838
Well, I would love to stay and chat,
875
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:49,711
but after all this excitement,
orgasm number five awaits.
876
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:55,000
So excuse me while I attend
to unfinished clitoris.
877
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,076
Gentlemen.
878
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,759
[panting]
879
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,159
She's lying.
880
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,720
Shut up! You fuckin' embarrassed me.
881
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,271
Next time you make sure you see
what you think you see.
882
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,149
Now, I need my Noxzema and my bed.
883
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,471
I'm getting fucking rage lines.
884
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:40,680
Son of a bitch.
885
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,400
Cindy?
886
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,591
Yo, what they got you in here for?
887
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,640
Cindy?
888
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:35,800
[sobs gently]
889
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,616
- Any word on Dwight?
- [Alvarez] She's fine.
890
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:46,157
Broke her nose again. What's left of it.
It was mostly mush to begin with.
891
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,714
Thought she was a goner.
892
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,792
Next time,
I'll have to put my weight into it.
893
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:56,197
There is something very,
very wrong with you.
894
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:58,556
Yeah? Well, you better get used to it,
895
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:03,112
'cause we're gonna be spending
a lot of long, hard years together.
896
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,151
What did I ever do to you?
897
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:11,514
What's the matter, cookie?
You crumbling already?
898
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:15,756
[laughs]
899
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,073
Must be hard. I bet you're used
to getting your way out there.
900
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:24,074
But down in here,
I decide who stays and who goes.
901
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,117
And I got a lot of time, Chapman.
902
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,840
A lot of time to think.
903
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,840
[lawyer] According to
your written testimony,
904
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:43,193
you saw the defendant point a gun
at Desi Piscatella's head, correct?
905
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,239
Yes.
906
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:47,153
[lawyer] Where were you
when the CERT officers stormed the pool?
907
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,600
[Black Cindy] I was in the closet.
908
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:52,236
So you didn't see what happened
when they stormed the pool?
909
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,630
All you saw before you left the pool
910
00:56:54,720 --> 00:57:00,034
was Tasha Jefferson pointing a gun
at Desi Piscatella, correct?
911
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,478
Ms. Hayes, is that correct?
912
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,160
Yes.
913
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,440
Inmate Denning, get up.
You're coming with me.
914
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:39,160
What? Why?
915
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:40,879
Let's go. Move it.
916
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:25,800
In.
917
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,520
[alternative rock song playing]