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[cell door slams]
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[theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams]
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Come on, already. Do something.
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[sighs]
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[sighs heavily]
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[Alvarez] What the hell is this?
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What happened? Did I miss it?
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Miss what?
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Oh, the illegal cage match
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you orchestrated
between two mortal enemies?
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Relax. Nothing happened anyway.
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[sighs] It's not about outcome, Ginger.
It's about cheating.
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Oh.
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Yeah? Well, then you should have
thought of that
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before all you guys got together
to unload the two biggest duds on me.
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You have two seconds to let them out
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before I have you banned
from Fantasy Inmate for life.
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[sighs]
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Shame there's no points
for unlikely animal friendships,
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'cause I'm pretty sure the old bird
and the old bat kissed and made up.
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I am going to kill that bitch.
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My sister thought we made a truce.
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[chuckles] Dumb cunt.
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I'm gonna take out Barb
and her whole block.
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I'd have done it right there,
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but that guard was all over us
the whole time.
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Never looked away once,
like some perv at a peep show.
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I think it's better this way, anyways.
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Play it cool, take our time,
plan it right.
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When Barb's least expecting it, we pounce.
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Like a middle-aged mogul
on a college intern.
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So we're gonna take out our dicks
and jerk off on 'em? [chuckles]
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This is not a joke, Badison.
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This is...
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War.
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[Linda] Mmm, I like this piece
of dark chocolate.
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Definitely a yes.
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So, how many COs do you need
for this little video of yours anyway?
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[sighs] This little video is a key part
of our corporate rebranding.
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Oh, I'll want to shoot
some of our inmates too.
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Sorry, we don't do that anymore.
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[chuckles]
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Cute. I'll, of course,
want to audition them first,
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in case they come off as serial killers.
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Actually, you want the serial killers.
Sociopaths tend to be really good actors.
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Just get me some of your better inmates
in an assortment of colors.
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One Benetton ad coming up.
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I used to love their sweaters
in high school.
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Speaking of fashion,
the COs will be wearing these.
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Seriously, this is how
you plan to fix MCC's PR crisis?
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With branded dickhead caps?
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MCC doesn't exist anymore.
We're PolyCon now.
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So, you shoot a video, slap on a new name
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and no one remembers
your shoddy workforce started a riot?
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It's so much more than that.
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I've been working
on our vertical integration for months.
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And thanks to
PolyCon's new PQ tracking software,
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I've already increased
our profit margins by 12%.
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"PQ"?
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Prisoner quotient score.
Read your emails, Natalie.
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You were supposed to input PQs
for all of your inmates weeks ago.
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It's a work in progress,
minding my p's and q's.
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Well, it better be.
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We're making big changes around here.
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I need your prison population ranked
and on my desk in 36 hours.
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How did I think
I could get into business school
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when all of my accomplishments
are full-on felonies?
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[sighs deeply]
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What? I'm being ridiculous, I know.
I'm being ridiculous.
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- Piper.
- What? Sorry, I wasn't listening.
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What's going on with you?
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Nothing. Would you believe me
if I said that?
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No, I would not. Explain your weirdness.
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Badison's trying to steal my date.
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At first, I thought
that she was all talk, but...
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[whispers] this happened.
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- Is that...
- Heroin? Yes.
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Okay, that's heroin
and that is your hiding spot?
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I'm going to kill her.
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No. This is why I didn't want to tell you.
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Because I knew you'd wanna help.
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- Piper...
- I can handle this.
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It's under control. I have a plan.
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Better than your plan of hiding
a bag of heroin under your leg?
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I'm going to go to a friendly CO.
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I'm gonna explain the situation,
turn over the drugs
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and ask for them to put me in Ad Seg
for my own protection.
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Or you can flush the baggie
and be rid of it.
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Oh, Badison's a textbook bully.
That's how she stays in power.
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It's definitely not
her winning personality.
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This baggie is the only proof I have
of what Badison is doing to me.
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And I think she took my toothbrush
and shoved it up her ass.
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[chuckles]
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Piper, I love you,
but you're really bad at plans.
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You'll show this to some magical CO
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- and he'll believe you?
- [knock at door]
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You're in the wrong cell, Vause.
That's a shot for each of you.
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Oh, look, Piper,
another friendly CO doing his job.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[indistinct murmuring]
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- Is it done?
- What?
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What else? Frieda.
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Nah, it didn't work out.
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We can't worry about her right now.
We got bigger fish to fry.
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Frieda's not a fish.
She's our white whale.
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She could stand to lose a few,
but I wouldn't go that far.
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You are the poster child
for American ignorance.
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And you're an old cunt
who needs to piss off.
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Carol, please, we have to talk.
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Preferably someplace not in earshot
of Whitey Bulger's love child.
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Dang it, woman,
you got borscht on the brain?
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Frieda's yesterday's news.
We're planning a war here.
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[clears throat] Barb, welcome back.
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Sit down, Nicky. Sit down.
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- We got something important to tell you.
- Uh-oh.
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[grunts] Important either means
you're gay, getting divorced,
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or the dog's dead.
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Unless this one's coming out as straight.
I'd recommend a new haircut.
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We are going to war with C-Block.
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Oh. Uh, that seems awfully extreme.
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Anyone think of trying diplomacy?
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There have been too many fuckups lately.
Too many.
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We've let ourselves get sloppy and weak.
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The Cunt-Blocks need to know who's boss.
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And you three gals
are my troop leaders on the front lines.
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Sure hope nobody's got flat feet.
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I have high arches
and the reflexes of a feral cat.
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That's terrifying.
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Can we just focus up here, ladies?
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I need you three to go out there
and recruit me some more soldiers.
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Stronger and meaner they are, the better.
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Some people think
that brains are more important than brawn.
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Not after they get their heads staved in
with a shovel.
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Then they aren't saying shit.
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Whatever we can use in a fight,
we want it.
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Don't skip over the new girls.
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We gotta give those cookies
a chance to earn their stripes.
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Ain't that right?
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[chuckles]
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- [Fig] There you are.
- [machine beeping]
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Uh...
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my shift doesn't start
for another ten minutes.
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Follow me. We need to talk.
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We've got a problem,
or more accurately, you do.
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Whatever's in there isn't mine.
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Is now. They're inmate files
and there are six more boxes of them.
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PolyCon wants them entered
into this new computer system,
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so they can generate a master list
with everyone's rank on it.
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Kind of like high school, except no one
goes to Dartmouth when it's done.
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How am I supposed to rank them?
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[chuckles]
You're just the data entry monkey.
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The algorithm does the work.
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Calculating good behavior,
severity of crime,
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whether an inmate picks her nose.
Relevant bullshit.
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[chuckles] That's great! I'll send some
guys down to grab the rest of the boxes.
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Shit, if knew you'd be so excited
about data entry,
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I would've had you do my Christmas cards.
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[chuckles]
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[all chanting]
I said, amen. D-Block kickball's here.
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There must be some Jesus
in the atmosphere.
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- [Maria] Yo!
- [chanting continues] I said, amen.
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- Can you give it a rest?
- D-Block kickball's here...
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- I can't concentrate with all the yelling.
- [chanting stops]
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Maybe if you'd let the Lord
back into your heart,
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you'd have an easier time focusing.
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Maybe if you shut up
I won't cut you from the team.
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Let's say a silent prayer
for our sister, Maria.
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Yeah, I'm sure JJesus
is real invested in our kickball.
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Like he ain't got nothing else to do.
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- [ball bursts]
- [McCullough] Oh, Christ! Fuck!
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[inmates laughing]
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[Maria] Huh.
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That's it, practice is done for today.
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We just got here.
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Can't you get another ball?
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You heard me. Everyone back to your block.
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- [inmate 1] That's not fair.
- [inmate 2] It's our time to be outside.
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- Settle down. Everyone settle down.
- [all clamoring]
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Everyone settle down!
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This is our time to be exercising outside.
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Everyone on the ground now!
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That's some bullshit.
We didn't do nothing.
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Shut the fuck up!
All of you, shut your fucking mouths!
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Hey, hey. Shit, McCullough.
Somebody needs to take a chillaxative.
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We should talk later. Maybe I can
help you with some of that excess energy.
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Let's go, inmates!
Back to your cages. Now!
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[inmate mumbling]
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What's that, inmate?
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[breathing heavily]
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[indistinct chatter]
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For those of you who are interested,
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tryouts for the corporate video
are starting now in the multipurpose room.
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Sorry. I'm not gonna go in.
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Hey, hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
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Relax, I'm sure you'll make the cut.
They're short on white girls.
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Great job, Arwin. Thank you! You too!
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[quietly] It's not about the video.
It's Badison.
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She keeps doing things to me
to try to give me extra time.
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I know the only reason I can come to you
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is because people like me
get a pass from authorities,
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which is on the one hand horrifying,
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but on the other,
maybe will work in my favor.
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At least I hope it does because...
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[whispers] I need you to transfer me
to Ad Seg so Badison can't steal my date.
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If I were you, I'd stop living in fear
and start running towards the problem.
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Spend more time with Badison.
Get to know her.
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Maybe she's not as bad as you think.
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It's like Dr. Phil says,
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"Enemies are friends
you just haven't hugged yet."
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[knocks at door]
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What do you think you're doing?
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My pedicure place was all booked, so...
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I'm talking about
you stealing Piper's date.
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[chuckles]
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You think I want
that bitch in here longer?
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You know she makes chewing sounds
in her sleep?
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I guess you do know that.
Maybe you like that.
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Oh, shut up, Badison.
I'm not fucking around.
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Oh. [chuckles]
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Chapman must have a USDA prime-cut puss
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at the rate you're willing
to step in front of bullets for her.
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Look at you...
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trying to My Fair Lady yourself for her
with higher education.
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It beats a lifetime career
as a second-rate thug.
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"Second-rate"?
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Tell that to the girls I got
sitting in the SHU right now.
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Or the two I got transferred
to that piss-hole down in Kentucky.
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And last year, there was this chick...
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I don't care about your résumé.
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I am asking you, as a human being,
to leave Piper alone.
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Problem is, your girlfriend mouthed off
to me in front of my crew.
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And if I let her get away with it,
the whole system starts to fall apart.
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Like District 12 in Hunger Games.
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I get it.
You have to reestablish dominance.
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Maybe there's another lesson you can glean
from a Jennifer Lawrence film
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that doesn't involve
Piper getting extra time.
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Yeah, I could. Yeah, but...
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[chuckles]
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00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:18,595
I don't like her.
242
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:27,395
However, I might be willing to call off
Piper's very unfortunate incident report
243
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:31,269
if you agree to start working for me.
244
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,599
[sighs] That'll never happen.
245
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,354
What? You don't wanna
work for the big boss?
246
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:41,834
Oh, please. Carol's the big boss.
You're a fucking child.
247
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,072
Well, I guess you two
will have a few more years
248
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,994
to lez it up together in Château Max.
249
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,117
Which, in a way,
is like I'm doing you a favor.
250
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,998
If I learned anything
from Katniss and Peeta,
251
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,914
that long-distance
relationship shit sucks.
252
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,992
Watch another movie, Badison.
253
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:06,276
PolyCon doesn't care about people.
254
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,598
[grunts] Sorry, my bad. Give me a sec.
255
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:17,200
PolyCon doesn't just care about people.
256
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,840
People are their bottom line.
257
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,995
[chuckles]
258
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:24,029
"Bottom." [chuckles]
259
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:29,275
With a world-class staff
and over 100 educational programs...
260
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,555
I'm sorry, are they calling
the book cart I push around
261
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:35,872
100 educational programs?
'Cause I haven't seen shit.
262
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:40,273
Before serving time,
I thought I didn't have a future.
263
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,238
Now I know when I get out...
264
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:48,072
Oh. Who am I kidding? I have no future.
I barely have a present.
265
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,756
Now I know when I get out,
I'm staying out.
266
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,799
"PolyCon is reducing...
267
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,914
reshitavision"?
268
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,514
[Linda] Recidivism.
269
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,200
Reshitavism.
270
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,240
If you want crappy things
to stop happening to you,
271
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,791
then you have to stop accepting crap
and do something more!
272
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,037
- Can you stay on script, please?
- [Suzanne] Oh.
273
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:12,397
That was Grey's Anatomy.
Cristina Yang says it to Meredith.
274
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,273
Can you stay on my script?
275
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,520
Thanks, PolyCon!
276
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,632
Thanks, PolyCon.
277
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,315
Uh, you wanna smile when you do that?
278
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,914
Nope.
279
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,560
I don't need to see anybody else.
You got the part.
280
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,677
- For real?
- No.
281
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,440
Get out of here and stop wasting our time.
282
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,318
[exclaims]
283
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,517
I need a coffee. Or four.
284
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:41,236
[grunts] God, I'm ready
to eeny-meeny-miny-mo this shit
285
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,040
whenever you are, so... [blows raspberry]
286
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,758
Jesus, I ain't ever seen nobody
spend so much time in their room
287
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,236
since my brother got pubes.
288
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,196
You better stay out there
or the guards'll be up our asses.
289
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,511
The COs leave me and my friends alone.
290
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:02,600
You see?
291
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,993
You in the right block now.
292
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:09,790
But just so you know,
there's a war that's about to go down.
293
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,717
I thought you might want in,
'cause you got all that beef with C-Block.
294
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,880
What are you talking about?
295
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,072
D-Block versus C. Kickball.
296
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,159
Barbara got everyone gearing up.
297
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,800
Those pills must be messing with your head
298
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:28,112
if you think I want to fight
in a fucking gang war.
299
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:32,274
[shushing] Calm down.
I'll just tell her to leave you out.
300
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,239
No. Tell her to stop. Tell somebody.
301
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:38,916
Daya... people could get killed out there.
302
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,040
- That's kind of the point.
- Oh.
303
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,271
So now you're this big gangbanger, huh?
304
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:46,712
No, only when I need to be.
305
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,110
How did that work out for you
last time, Scarface?
306
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,077
Things are different for me in here.
307
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:55,551
You think I don't see you
chasing after that Daddy chick
308
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:57,950
like a lost little puppy dog?
309
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:03,517
You need to wake up, Daya, okay?
Before you get hurt.
310
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:08,800
Mmm-hmm. Yo, you wanna sit this one out?
That's on you.
311
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,992
But if you tell anybody about this,
I won't be able to protect you.
312
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,760
This isn't camp, mami.
In here, I take care of you.
313
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,195
Uh, Sylvia... Good morning. Hey, wait up.
314
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:32,318
Mr. Caputo.
If we'd known you'd be in town,
315
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,160
we wouldn't have
prerecorded your testimony.
316
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,876
I'm sorry. I thought I was moving,
but it didn't work out.
317
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,794
I'm not sure the live show
would've gone any better.
318
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,280
You did what you could.
319
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,000
So, um, how's it looking for her?
320
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:47,879
Based on the information you gave us,
321
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,997
we were able to hire
another medical examiner
322
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,391
and her report contradicts
the prosecutor's. That's promising.
323
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,800
What does that mean for Taystee?
324
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,916
Hard to say. Jurors usually glaze over
when presented with medical reports.
325
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,435
But if you had to give me the odds?
326
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,796
[chuckles softly]
It doesn't work like that.
327
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,874
I'm asking for a ballpark here.
The kid's life is on the line.
328
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,919
[sighs] I'm very sorry.
I'm a little emotional. Uh...
329
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,632
- Honestly, I'd say 50-50.
- Shit.
330
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:22,031
No, that's good. Coin-toss odds are good.
331
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,589
But there's a lot
riding on her testimony tomorrow.
332
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,795
If Taystee can make the jurors
feel compassion for her,
333
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:30,918
then we may have a shot
at winning this thing.
334
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,920
If she doesn't?
335
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,950
Let's hope she does. Do you mind?
336
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:37,950
Please. Sorry.
337
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,630
[exhales]
338
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,711
Fuck those bitches for making McCullough
lose her shit like that.
339
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,680
What they did to you in the riot
was bad enough.
340
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:50,195
You can't let 'em fuck up
the rest of your life too.
341
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,600
What happened?
342
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,718
McCullough freaked out on the yard.
Riot PTSD.
343
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,476
Far as I'm concerned,
all those twats should get the chair.
344
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,313
New York doesn't have the death penalty.
345
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,993
Yeah, but this is federal.
346
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,710
- Still extremely rare.
- That's a real shame, then.
347
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:08,235
Especially 'cause Jefferson,
who organized the whole thing,
348
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:10,755
her trial started.
349
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,840
Any word how it's going?
350
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:16,276
Yeah, that one's a friend of yours.
351
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,511
Was. Back in the day.
352
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,656
[Dixon] They really want
to give Jefferson a fair trial,
353
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,071
they should stand her up there naked,
shove a baton up her ass,
354
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,595
and then lock her in a tiny room
that smells like shit.
355
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,376
I think we already do that last part, bro.
356
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,313
Whatever. The baton should go up her ass.
357
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,879
Shit, Dixon. Ever hear of the high road?
358
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,112
Just paying 'em back what they did to us.
Fuck the high road.
359
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,591
Whose side are you on, anyways?
Ours or your little BFF?
360
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,434
Jefferson and I aren't friends anymore.
361
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,193
But she's still a person.
362
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,714
No, she ain't.
363
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,680
And the second you start seeing
those animals like that, you're fucked.
364
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,274
True.
365
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,834
But there are some good ones
here and there.
366
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:59,520
This JJefferson bitch
sure ain't one of 'em.
367
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,920
Her ass is gonna fry.
368
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,037
And me and you will have front row seats.
369
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,919
I swear, Dixon, we're gonna be so close,
370
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,277
we'll be able to smell
her back fat sizzle like bacon.
371
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,796
[sighs]
372
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,040
[grunts]
373
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,394
[sniffles]
374
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,270
[sniffing]
375
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,634
Hello? Is someone in here?
376
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,592
[grunts] Wheatly,
if that's you smoking again,
377
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,353
you know you owe me ten bucks.
378
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,392
- What the fuck?
- Shit.
379
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,517
My, God! Fuck!
380
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:53,230
Sorry. I thought you were someone else.
381
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,551
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
382
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,512
Heard they shook you out there.
383
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,355
No. That was on me, not them.
384
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:08,990
Doesn't seem like
you forgive and forget so easy.
385
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,360
- [toilet flushes]
- [door opens]
386
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,759
Forget? [scoffs]
387
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,872
I wake up in sweat puddles
from nightmares every night.
388
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:28,316
I jump if I hear a loud noise.
389
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,989
[sighs]
390
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,914
And I will never fucking forgive them.
391
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,356
If I'd had a gun on me in that yard,
392
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,234
I would have mowed them down
without thinking twice about it.
393
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,513
[grunts] But those girls were just excited
about playing kickball.
394
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,475
They're horrible people who've hurt me,
395
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,233
and they're regular people
who just want to play a game.
396
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,789
Or get through the day. Or feel human.
397
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,638
And I just get so messed up
when I can only see the horrible,
398
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,315
which is pretty much all the time.
399
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,599
But I don't know how to exist in the world
with so much hate inside me.
400
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,200
Thanks.
401
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,080
[sighs]
402
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,995
Hey.
403
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,350
Brought you some snacks
from the vending machine.
404
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:49,320
Wasn't sure if you'd like sweet or salty,
so I got you one of each.
405
00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:51,874
I ain't hungry.
406
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,429
I heard they hired a new medical examiner.
407
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,879
That should be good for your case, right?
408
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,430
I guess.
409
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,440
Taystee, I know
what you're going through is rough.
410
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,680
But even if you're not feelin' it,
you gotta turn it on now.
411
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,753
Hey, you gotta let them meet
412
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,595
the smart, funny, caring,
full-of-life Taystee.
413
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,751
The Taystee who deserves to be free.
414
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:29,437
The Taystee that makes up
spontaneous rap songs about badminton.
415
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,274
It was croquet because
it rhymes with Kanye.
416
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,397
That's what I'm talking about.
417
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,755
How am I supposed to
get a bunch of strangers
418
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,516
to care about me
when my own friend don't give a damn?
419
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,914
Don't nobody give a damn about me.
420
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,920
Jesus.
421
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,472
I quit my job over you.
422
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,274
All those people
in the gallery every day...
423
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,671
they care what happens to you too.
424
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,276
[sniffling]
425
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,439
I bet you even Cindy does.
426
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,397
Who knows what went on
behind the scenes with her.
427
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,309
[Taystee exhales heavily]
428
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,357
You think this is what Poussey
would have wanted?
429
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,994
That's right. I said her name.
430
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,797
I should have said her name.
431
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,120
Taystee, you still got a chance.
432
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:35,480
What you say on that stand tomorrow
matters a lot.
433
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:40,159
So you gotta get in there
and fight like hell for yourself,
434
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,600
just like you did during the riot.
435
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,200
Who knows?
436
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,999
Maybe that jury will surprise you.
437
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,193
But they're not gonna get the chance
if you've already given up.
438
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,396
Tell me you haven't given up.
439
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,960
[crying]
440
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,997
- [inmate] What the fuck?
- Time's up.
441
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,676
Yo, Hell-man...
442
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,554
wanna earn a quick three-hundy?
443
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,789
I can only fit eight grams in one burrito.
444
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,553
If I start bringing in two burritos,
445
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,711
it looks suspicious
on account of I'm not a fat-ass.
446
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,158
This ain't about drugs.
I need you to dirty up Chapman's record.
447
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,320
How dirty we talking?
448
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,156
Mmm. Maybe you catch her
making brass knuckles
449
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,119
out of an old Preparation H tube?
450
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,910
Or find a dime bag of weed in her cooch?
Dealer's choice.
451
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:53,836
So long as she gets, uh, another, say,
two, three years.
452
00:27:54,640 --> 00:28:00,238
I'll take your money,
but, uh, I also want something else.
453
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,355
[chuckling]
454
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,558
It's been a while
since I choked on a chubby,
455
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,030
but it's like riding a bike, no?
456
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:15,354
Yeah, a fat, leaking, flesh-bike
that rams into your tonsils.
457
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:17,576
It's all coming back to me now.
458
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,398
Not you. Ugh.
459
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,353
I want Mulan and Jasmine over there.
460
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,358
Someone's got a thing
for Pan-Asian Disney princesses.
461
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,275
The year I turned 13, my little sister
used to watch that shit on a loop.
462
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:34,034
Interesting. Answer me this.
463
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:38,751
Do you go one on each side
or is it more of an alternating suck?
464
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,309
That's my business. Do we have a deal?
465
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,352
I think I can arrange
your little feast from the East.
466
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,353
But, so you know,
Teng is a competitive swimmer
467
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,616
and Chambal's from northern Maine.
468
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:54,078
So, you got more of
an Ariel-Elsa situation, if you ask me.
469
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,631
You want your incident report,
go get me my Oriental combo.
470
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:03,432
Fine, but if I make this happen,
price goes down to two-hundy.
471
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,390
Listen to you,
bargaining like an Arab at a flea market.
472
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,437
Let's see you make it happen.
473
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,916
Then I might be in a better mood
to negotiate.
474
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,351
[Tamika] So this is where
you've been all day.
475
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,272
Yeah, doing Fig's job for her.
476
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,751
New company directive.
We turn all our inmate files into scores.
477
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,150
- Sounds about right.
- [chuckles]
478
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:35,233
I was wondering if I could get
a personal day tomorrow.
479
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,913
What for? [sighs]
480
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,800
It's personal.
481
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:42,430
Yeah. You get your shift covered,
the day's all yours.
482
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,239
Good. [sighs] Thanks.
483
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:48,234
Sure must take a lot out of you,
turning people into numbers.
484
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:53,031
[grunts] You know,
once you get in the flow,
485
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,800
it's actually kind of relaxing. [chuckles]
486
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,796
[sighs]
487
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,917
[Luschek grunting] Warm-ups.
488
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,073
Hey, you came back.
489
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,598
I can't stay. I need to talk to you
about something important.
490
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,593
Me too.
Is cumbia a type of music or a person?
491
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,395
This is serious.
492
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,994
Hola, amiga.
493
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,515
Thought Badison told you
not to show your face around here.
494
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,512
Hey, shut up.
495
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,714
This class is open to everyone.
496
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,920
All right, uh, what's up?
497
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,870
Talk to you later.
498
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,119
Just 'cause you moved blocks
don't mean we forgot you, Mendoza.
499
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,999
Yeah, now we double-hate you, D-Bitch.
500
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,518
Hey! Hey... that was not cool, ladies.
501
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,240
Dance in the back of the class
and think about your behavior.
502
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,317
[both scoff]
503
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,960
What's the square root of 4,096?
504
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,440
Sixty four.
505
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:55,673
But thanks to PolyCon's GED program,
my options are infinite.
506
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,592
I sure hope I pass.
507
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,230
I don't want normal and easy and simple.
508
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,280
I want...
509
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,400
I want...
510
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,430
I want painful...
511
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,038
difficult... devastating...
512
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,600
Cut, cut, cut.
513
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,674
[grunts] That is Olivia Pope from Scandal.
514
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,470
I am trying to help here.
515
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,959
Okay, let's just do it again.
516
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,999
I thought being in this video
would be less boring
517
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,471
than sitting in my cell, but I was wrong.
Can I leave?
518
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,236
If I have to be here, you have to be here.
519
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,152
Maybe if someone didn't keep fucking up...
520
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:40,712
No. No, no. Um, I am playing the moment.
521
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:44,316
Okay, people. Hello. Okay.
522
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:49,310
You need to stick to the script.
523
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,873
You, lose the sourpuss.
524
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,829
And when you say your line,
525
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,880
look up to the sky
and put your hands together in prayer.
526
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,155
[scoffs] Not happening.
527
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,197
You and God have a break-up?
528
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,480
None of your fucking business.
529
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,914
Um...
530
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,993
I'll do it. Or if you want,
531
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,359
I can give it more of a, uh, Jewish vibe.
532
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,074
Or Hindu.
533
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,558
You know, Buddhists just mostly sit,
but I do have a believable satanist.
534
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,314
Why don't you say the lines as written,
okay, Meryl Streep?
535
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,151
Let's get through
this fucking thing already, please.
536
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,514
You always so angry?
537
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,159
Fuck off.
538
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,072
It wasn't an insult.
539
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,231
Rage can be very useful.
540
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,589
You wanna be useful?
541
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,799
What are you talking about?
542
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,440
D-Block's gearing up for battle,
so if you want in...
543
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,399
- [Linda] Why aren't we rolling?
- [woman] I'm changing the battery.
544
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,039
...Daddy says now's your big chance.
545
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,591
- [woman] All set.
- [Linda] Thank you. And action.
546
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,035
What's the square root of 4,096?
547
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,594
- Sixty-four.
- Sixty-four.
548
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,479
Ah, dang it. Sorry. Sorry.
549
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,760
[printer whirring]
550
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,432
Hey, you got my list?
551
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,751
Yep. Hot off the presses.
552
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,720
It was a pain in the ass,
but they're all here,
553
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,520
ranked in order from one to 635.
554
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,519
Excellent.
555
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,113
What's all this for anyhow?
556
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,954
Some new PolyCon directive
that has us replacing
557
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,271
the short-sentenced, well-behaved inmates
558
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,080
with violent long-termers
who'll give us more bang for the buck.
559
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,073
So corporate gets rich and we get stuck
with the worst of the worst, huh?
560
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,355
Basically, yeah.
561
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,000
Oh, and the top 25 on the list
get released on Friday,
562
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,959
so you'd better get going
on that outtake prep.
563
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,350
Dinner's on me if you have to stay late.
564
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,639
See, silver lining.
Just keep it under 12 bucks.
565
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,440
[sighs]
566
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,157
[Red] Fucking Carol.
567
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,835
She has the attention span of a gnat.
568
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:56,517
Wooing me with her card games
and her deep-conditioning hooch.
569
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,990
- And then one tiny setback...
- [sighs]
570
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:03,313
That last nose-break fixed my snoring.
Have you noticed?
571
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,153
You should sleep like a baby now.
572
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,630
How can I sleep
knowing Frieda's in Florida
573
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:11,509
living the life of Riley
while I'm stuck in this cesspool,
574
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,638
missing all the good years
with my grandchildren?
575
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,189
I find that the trick
is to let go of your anger
576
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,875
- and focus on what you have.
- [scoffs]
577
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:24,273
I lost my sense of smell,
but I still have my smemories.
578
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,311
Like Pop-Pop's tater tot pie.
579
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,790
Smells are not children.
580
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,675
My sniffer's never coming back.
Your grandkids can still visit.
581
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,395
I've been begging my son for months.
582
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,960
Those babies were my one chance
to get it right.
583
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:50,074
They only love you
when they're little, you know.
584
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,670
And Frieda,
she's taken all that away from me.
585
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,839
Ten more years. [sniffles]
586
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,718
And she got Carol 30.
587
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,996
Yeah, which is three times worse.
588
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,077
And look how well
Carol managed to let it go.
589
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,200
I should have known someone so petty
couldn't be trusted.
590
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,316
No, if I want Frieda dead...
591
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,958
I'll have to do it myself.
592
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,150
Or you could choose to be happy.
593
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,594
Isn't it impossible
to get into Florida anyway?
594
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,879
Bin Laden was squirreled away
in a Pakistani compound for ten years,
595
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,634
but they eventually got to him,
didn't they?
596
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,757
Good on Obama for that one.
597
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,674
The key is to stay vigilant
and keep focused.
598
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,638
Something Carol knows nothing about.
599
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:47,476
One minute she's with me, and the next
she's only into her stupid gang war.
600
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,394
I hope I'm out of here before that starts.
601
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,434
Oh, my poor girl.
602
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,634
You don't know, do you?
603
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,800
Know what?
604
00:35:58,801 --> 00:36:00,632
You're not getting out early.
605
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,311
That was Carol having her fun with you.
606
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,513
That fucking bitch.
607
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,757
Not so easy to let it go, is it?
608
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,559
[indistinct chatter]
609
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:28,831
Hey, there's the famous radio DJ.
How you doing, FYI Flava Flav?
610
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:32,755
It's actually DIY Fly Flaca,
but pretty good, I guess.
611
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:37,039
You know, I'm a big fan of the show.
I never miss it.
612
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,319
- [Flaca] Mmm.
- Um...
613
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,592
Does Luschek still, uh,
oversee that for you?
614
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:49,158
If by "oversee," you mean
sleeps in a chair nearby, then yeah.
615
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,717
You ever think of having guests
on your show to mix things up a bit?
616
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,554
[sighs] Right now,
I don't even have a cohost.
617
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,791
They're keeping Cindy overnight
for Taystee's trial.
618
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,794
But even when she is here, she's all,
"Wah, my guilt this, ow, my back that."
619
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,349
[scoffs] Must be a Jewish thing.
620
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,680
You know what?
621
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,595
If you want, I could cohost with you
until she gets back.
622
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,034
I'm very entertaining.
623
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:15,960
You are?
624
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,953
Yeah, okay. Check this out.
625
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,950
What did the snail say
on the back of the turtle?
626
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,674
Whee!
627
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,039
[chuckles]
628
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,560
Oh, you get it? 'Cause...
629
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:39,351
We do more of a casual banter thing.
You think you could do that?
630
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,880
You kidding me?
I could banter like I invented it.
631
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,435
Sorry, I've got the girls double-booked.
632
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,519
That's okay. [sighs]
'80s bangs aren't really my thing.
633
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,315
Bonnie, Gail, give us a few minutes.
634
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,876
[Alex clears throat]
635
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:17,152
You got a lot of nerve,
interrupting my beauty hour.
636
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,078
You need to get Badison under control.
637
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,040
Since when did you start telling me
what to do?
638
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,238
Since your minion became hell-bent
on stealing Piper's date.
639
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,755
[scoffs] So Badison's a shit-stirrer.
640
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,672
She's like the fucking handheld blender
of shit-stirring.
641
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,638
Girl goes rogue sometimes,
642
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:37,880
but at the end of the day,
she does what I need her to.
643
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,437
Like bringing in those phones?
Because that was my idea.
644
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,193
The connection to Luschek? Mine.
645
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,475
She never mentioned it.
646
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:47,710
Of course she didn't.
647
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:53,356
Badison's so desperate to be your top dog,
she'll never give someone else credit.
648
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,350
You're a very smart woman, Carol.
649
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,830
I don't know why you keep her around.
650
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,960
Maybe because she's so desperate
to stay my top dog.
651
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:04,394
And she's got her moves.
652
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,075
I had better moves in the eighth grade.
653
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,110
By the time I was 21,
654
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,517
I was moving 50 kilos of black tar
through three continents.
655
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:14,870
You still got connections?
656
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,035
That depends.
657
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,033
Will you keep Badison
from giving Piper more time?
658
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,999
[chuckles] You must really love this girl.
659
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,519
Yeah, I do. [chuckles softly]
660
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:34,716
I do this for you...
it means you're working for me now.
661
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,199
Then I guess we have a deal.
662
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,234
[indistinct chatter]
663
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:07,554
Hey, excuse me.
664
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,320
You're the head of the guards, right?
665
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,960
That's me.
666
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,192
If drugs are coming into the prison,
you're responsible?
667
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,560
What do you mean?
668
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,110
I mean that
drugs are coming into the prison,
669
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:30,114
and I'm here, as a good citizen...
670
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:32,360
to turn them in.
671
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,639
Normally, I have no interest
in any of this,
672
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:41,158
but these drugs are being planted on me
by my sociopathic cellmate,
673
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:44,074
who is determined
to see me in here till eternity.
674
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,680
Any idea where she got them?
675
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,231
No... but girls talk.
676
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,431
Especially to me. They just open up.
677
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:59,118
So, if you agree to protect me,
I'd be more than happy to sniff around,
678
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,800
find out exactly who's bringing in what.
679
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:04,360
Appreciate the help.
680
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,040
Likewise.
681
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,710
Ms. Jefferson, you were sentenced
to Litchfield camp
682
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,793
on a low-level, non-violent drug offense.
Is that correct?
683
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,040
- Yes, ma'am.
- [mic feedback]
684
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,800
- [jurors exclaim]
- [Taystee clears throat]
685
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,476
Sorry. Uh, yes, I was.
686
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,552
And were you guilty of that crime?
687
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,713
Yes. That is why I pled guilty
instead of going to trial.
688
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,800
[door opens]
689
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:43,520
Could you tell the members of the jury
how that drug charge came about?
690
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,718
[Taystee] Well... [sighs]
691
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:53,036
Um, when I aged out of group home,
I didn't have nowhere else...
692
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,557
Excuse me... anywhere else to live.
693
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,438
So, I stayed with a lady dealer,
who gave me a bed
694
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,274
in exchange
for me handling her account books.
695
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,396
Um, that's because I'm good at math.
696
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,592
How many years
did you live in a group home?
697
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:17,400
Pretty much my entire life.
Or at least for as long as I can remember.
698
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,136
[lawyer]
And what was that experience like for you?
699
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:22,392
Objection. I don't see
how Ms. Jefferson's childhood is relevant.
700
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,630
I'm getting there.
701
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:24,949
I'll allow it.
702
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,350
I was asking, what was
the group home environment like for you?
703
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,320
Loud.
704
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,474
I mean, when you get
eight or nine kids in a house,
705
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,430
it's a lot of fighting.
So, I was usually the one breaking it up.
706
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:45,434
You know, the peacemaker. Or the referee.
707
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,797
So your role
as lead negotiator in the riot,
708
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,798
that was a familiar one for you?
709
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,274
Yes. Yes, it was.
710
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,831
Ms. Jefferson, why would you take on
this leadership role in the riot
711
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:59,357
when you could have
very easily chosen not to participate?
712
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,359
[sighs] Well, I had a best friend once.
713
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:12,280
And the entire time I knew her,
she never let me down.
714
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,756
Uh, and then she was killed by a guard,
715
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,513
uh, when she didn't even do nothing.
716
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,879
[sighs] Anything.
717
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,472
Uh, and even then, I never lost hope
718
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:33,555
because when she was alive,
my friend, Poussey,
719
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,554
[chuckles] she never did,
even when life was rough.
720
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,998
So I chose to participate in the riot
721
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:46,199
because I wanted justice for her death.
722
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:53,431
So your best friend
was killed by a guard...
723
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,715
and yet you were not seeking revenge?
724
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800
No.
725
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,076
I never wanted anybody else to die.
726
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:07,474
All I wanted was
for the person who killed my friend
727
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,075
to be up here where I am now,
728
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,391
telling you why he murdered...
729
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,636
Why he murdered an innocent person,
730
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,109
instead of me,
explaining why I didn't kill a guilty one.
731
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,676
Scram, losers.
732
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,280
Hey, Carol.
733
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,795
You want to frizz up your new 'do
with all this humidity?
734
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,639
What is wrong with you?
735
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,633
Chasing after Chapman on the playground
when we're gearing up for war?
736
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,794
Heard of multitasking?
737
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,032
Seems to me you can't even do
the one fucking job I gave you.
738
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:08,353
Vause told me the phones were her idea
and using Luschek as our pipeline.
739
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,751
[chuckles] Ideas are like assholes.
740
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,196
We all got 'em and most of 'em stink.
741
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,158
Doesn't matter who thought of what.
742
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,000
I'm the one on the ground
running this thing.
743
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,040
Not anymore, you're not.
744
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,954
You're cutting me loose?
In the middle of a freakin' war?
745
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,590
No. It's never a good idea
to change horses midstream.
746
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:33,717
That's why I'm pairing you up with Vause.
Double the flavor, double the fun.
747
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,154
[chuckles]
748
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:37,675
No, forget it. I ain't working with her.
749
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,273
Keep mouthing off
and you'll be working for her.
750
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,959
And if I catch you
trying to steal Chapman's date,
751
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,032
or messing with her in any way...
752
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,151
you can bet your pasty white ass
there'll be consequences.
753
00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:59,756
[Linda] Hurry,
we have two more scenes to go.
754
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,800
[Flaca] Um...
755
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,837
- Hey, Luschek.
- [Luschek] Hey.
756
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,593
- [Gloria] Where you going?
- Um...
757
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,114
Are you wearing mascara?
758
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,558
It's manscara.
759
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,200
It turns out
I'm the, uh, diversity hire for the video.
760
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,136
But don't worry,
Alvarez will take good care of you.
761
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,640
Hello, let's keep it moving.
762
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,030
We're already way behind schedule.
Come on.
763
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,679
Listen, I got to talk to you.
764
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,840
Just write me a note.
765
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:32,316
Stupid video. [scoffs] Can you believe
they didn't ask me to be in it?
766
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,631
Maybe they thought I'd be too distracting.
767
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:37,679
Like, "Who's that hot girl
in that lame video?"
768
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,195
[sighs] I could use some help over here.
769
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,600
[Flaca] I'll do it.
770
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,115
[Gloria] Um, you want to help us?
Get us some water.
771
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,795
[chuckles] I can't leave you unsupervised.
772
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:52,033
How we supposed to talk for two hours
if our throats get dry?
773
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,277
Fine. I'll be back in a second.
774
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,034
But technically,
it's a minute for a round trip,
775
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:58,918
plus the time it takes to fill the water.
776
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,920
Um... excuse me.
777
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,040
- Where are you going?
- I'll be right there.
778
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,400
[vocalizing]
779
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,751
[sputtering]
780
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,914
[continues vocalizing]
781
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,354
Let's go, Reznikov.
You're late for visitation.
782
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,318
I'm not expecting anyone.
783
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,278
There's a couple
of screaming babies in there
784
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,795
and their parents just gave me your name.
785
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,910
I can't believe it.
786
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,000
He brought my grandchildren.
787
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,151
See, what'd I tell you?
788
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:58,199
The universe delivers a bounty
as soon as you let things go.
789
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:01,034
The universe doesn't give a fuck
about you. Look where you live.
790
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,394
Even you can't ruin this for me.
791
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,918
- The day is still young.
- Eh.
792
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:16,191
Hey, guys,
I'm calling off the whole Hellman thing.
793
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,670
That's an ixnay on the BJ. Got it?
794
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:20,797
Tell that to my dick breath.
795
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,519
Aftertaste's even worse.
796
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,160
How did you blow him already?
It's not even noon.
797
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:29,678
Oh. I used to be a big procrastinator.
Then I read this book, Eat the Frog.
798
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,439
You read a book about sucking dick?
799
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,352
It's about procrastination.
800
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:37,480
Says if you do your worst task first,
rest of the day's easy in comparison.
801
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,672
Shit. You didn't see
where Hellman went, did you?
802
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,116
Nope, but I saw where he came.
803
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,591
- [Badison sighs]
- Yeah, you owe me some mouthwash, bitch.
804
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,914
[Hellman]
Hey, boss, got a new incident report,
805
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,754
but all the file boxes are messed up.
What should I do with it?
806
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,513
Just give it to me.
807
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,639
[baby crying]
808
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,240
Baba is coming. You wanna talk to her?
809
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,953
You never met your grandkids before?
810
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,760
The baby is still little
and Kolya's only three.
811
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:37,355
Or is it four? I've lost track.
812
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,591
My God, I don't even know what he likes.
813
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,639
Probably trucks and trains,
if he's anything like his father.
814
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,712
I wonder if he even speaks Russian.
815
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,235
Will he know to call me "Baba"?
816
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:50,676
Oh, who cares. Let him call me "Grandma"
if he wants.
817
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,395
All right, inmates, you're up.
818
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,800
What the hell, lady?
819
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,713
- Look me in the eye, coward.
- [gasping]
820
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,998
Back off. Out of the way. Out of the way!
821
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,960
- You were my friend. How could you?
- [grunts]
822
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:17,440
[Stefanovic] Reznikov!
823
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,240
You are off to the SHU.
You ruined things all on your own.
824
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:21,595
I trusted you, Frieda!
825
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,196
And you threw me to the wolves
like a bag of old meat.
826
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,559
And for what?
Better TV and some extra pudding cups?
827
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,314
- [baby continues crying]
- Any minute. She's coming.
828
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,080
[boy whining]
829
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:58,800
[clears throat]
830
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:04,277
I came here today because, um,
I thought that I could trust a guard.
831
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:10,519
But these COs, they don't give a shit
about protecting any of us.
832
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,991
The truth is that they want us to fight
833
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,914
because they're playing
some sick game with us
834
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,391
where they score points
for everything that we do.
835
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,915
Like the time that you had a fight
with your bunkie,
836
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,835
or the one time, right,
that you may have puked in the sink.
837
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:31,119
These fuckers score points from that.
838
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,432
And we're too busy
trying to kill each other to even notice.
839
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:39,197
I mean, fuck, mamas,
what are we doing to ourselves?
840
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:40,919
- [pounding on door]
- No, wait.
841
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,196
[Alvarez] Goddamn,
open this door right now.
842
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:48,036
No. We're destroying ourselves
while they cheer us on from the sidelines.
843
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:52,114
I'm not saying that we gotta be
best friends or nothing like that,
844
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,238
but, you know, for once,
can't we just stop this shit
845
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,996
with the blue versus khaki, and just...
846
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:03,552
I don't know, man,
be on the same side for once?
847
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,636
That was dope. Seriously.
848
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,993
I'm gonna let him in and then you gotta
say all that shit on the air.
849
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,080
What do you mean?
850
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,517
The guard has to come in
and use the key to turn that switch.
851
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,353
But that was a great warm-up.
852
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,555
[exhales] What's going on in here?
853
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,155
Honestly, uh, I have no idea.
854
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,240
She's telling the truth.
855
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:31,040
She don't know nothing.
I was the one that closed the door.
856
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,359
Go back to your cell, inmate.
857
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,240
Look. Look what I found. Your scoresheets.
858
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,514
You sick fuck. You know what?
859
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,513
Everyone is gonna find out
what you're doing.
860
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:52,591
Well, they won't be hearing it from you
because you are going to the SHU.
861
00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,473
[indistinct chatter]
862
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,595
I fixed it.
863
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:21,519
What do you mean?
864
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,910
You know how you said
going to a CO wouldn't work?
865
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:29,351
Well, the trick
was going above their heads
866
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,636
to the big boss, Hopper.
867
00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:34,030
I explained the situation to him
and promised
868
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:38,876
that I would give him intel
on inter-prison goings-on,
869
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:41,395
and it worked.
870
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,676
I just walked through the common area
871
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,596
and Badison walked around me. [chuckles]
872
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:51,240
- I think she even kind of smiled.
- Mmm.
873
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,552
That's creepy. It's good, but it's creepy.
874
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,554
Now we can spend the rest of our time here
without living in fear.
875
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,957
Nice job. I'm glad it all worked out.
876
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,477
I love you so much.
877
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:08,480
I love you too, Pipes.
878
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,040
Now what about that grad school app?
879
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:14,194
Because I was thinking,
the trick is to put the right spin on it.
880
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,990
Like, instead of saying
"former drug dealer,"
881
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:23,997
we could say that you were
VP of sales and distribution
882
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:27,437
for Kubra Industries Worldwide.
883
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,478
Very doublespeak creative. I like it.
884
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:35,031
But, alas, you are too late.
I already sent it in.
885
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,840
You ate the frog.
Didn't I tell you that was a good book?
886
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,992
Oh, you ate the application frog!
887
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,831
You better be careful
or we'll get shots again.
888
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,115
You like it?
889
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,555
Oh, yeah.
890
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,557
She's a beauty.
891
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,120
Good.
892
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,309
Kickball game's in two days.
893
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,154
You need to make enough of these
for all the girls.
894
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:15,040
Vause get one too?
895
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:21,718
Let her handle the business front.
I only give weapons to my warriors.
896
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:31,633
[indistinct chatter]
897
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
[Daddy clears throat]
898
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:16,952
But thanks to PolyCon GED program,
my options are infinite.
899
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,839
The state of Connecticut
is going to eat it up.
900
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,912
They love seeing black people
learning in prison.
901
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,959
It makes them feel like they're helping,
but also that they're safe.
902
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:26,360
[knock at door]
903
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,556
Excuse me.
904
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,896
Uh, did you give those early release files
to the parole board yet?
905
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,389
No, I haven't had time to review them.
906
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,312
Good. Uh, I gotta make an update.
907
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:38,189
Well, you better hurry up
because it's due in 14 minutes.
908
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,878
Take your time.
We're gonna be here a while.
909
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,275
Watch this one.
910
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:46,353
This is like that Michelle Pfeiffer movie
where she's the teacher.
911
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,954
[sighs]
912
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,997
[rock song playing]
913
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:25,955
[printer whirring]
914
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,832
♪ Freedom, freedom ♪
915
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,080
♪ 'Freedom ♪
916
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:55,713
♪ Freedom, freedom ♪
917
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,439
♪ Freedom ♪
918
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:50,991
♪ Freedom, freedom ♪