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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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A surprising development
in the Judy King saga...
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This photo, leaked from inside
Litchfield Correctional Facility,
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catches the Queen of Cuisine
in a romantic embrace
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with an African-American inmate.
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This undermines the allegations of racism
that have been swirling
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since the discovery of an offensive
1983 cable access video.
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The identity of the inmate
remains unknown.
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Okay, y'all, so what y'all gonna do
with y'all cash money?
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Yo, I'm gonna take my girl to Amsterdam.
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Rent a bounce house
in the shape of a frog.
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I'm gonna follow D'Angelo around
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like them white people
be following that band Phish,
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where they spell the word "fish" wrong.
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- What about you, Watson?
- Oh, you know.
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Probably spend most of it on rims.
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Jesus!
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Y'all, we ain't think this shit through.
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Man, stop cryin' about it already.
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You was so hyped about being famous and...
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Okay, first of all,
some brown puffs are famous.
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Not me.
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And two, how do you think
this gonna play upstairs?
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Are you talking about... God?
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I'm talkin' about Caputo.
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Yo, don't even worry about it, man.
We got Judy on our side.
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Y'all still ain't gettin' it, are you?
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She used us.
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Now, she out there
lookin' post-racial as shit,
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and I'm about to get
a boot up my black ass.
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Lesbians...
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Am I right?
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What the hell is this?
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Anyone want to fill me in?
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Who was on Judy King duty today?
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It was me, but she told me to get lost.
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She said she doesn't need
a babysitter anymore.
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Well, I can see why.
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I tried to stay,
but she got really irritated,
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and Caputo told us
to keep her happy, so...
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As far as I'm concerned,
she's his problem to deal with now.
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But what I want to know
is how this photo got out.
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Eh.
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You know inmates.
Always up to something.
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Right.
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Well, guess what time it is, people.
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It's time for a phone sweep.
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Oh, no.
Sir, I don't think that'll help.
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You know, they'd hide their shit in, like,
places you wouldn't think to look...
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- Well, start thinking... and looking.
- Okay.
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You're talking about
dismantling every electrical appliance,
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lifting up the ceiling tiles,
and getting into the HVAC system.
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Snaking the drains,
tearing apart all the mattresses.
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I hear they hide their shit in shit.
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Like, in the porta potties.
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For real.
It's nasty.
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Oh, sorry, I... I didn't realize
this was going to be hard.
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You know what?
Instead, let's just...
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go over to my place
and watch Bachelorette.
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Okay.
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Why don't you head this one up, Luschek?
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Think of it as your chance to impress me.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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CO Mooney down at Max
says the SHU's almost full.
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There's one or two cells left.
That's it.
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Which means we can't be sending
people down there all willy-nilly.
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Pell-mell.
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So, what are we supposed to do?
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Go freestyle.
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I put that donut in my pants.
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Now there's a bunch of white girls
pushing back on us in the TV room.
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We gave 'em Tuesday nights, straight up.
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Now they asking for
an extra hour on Thursday
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so that they can watch
something called Bones,
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which is about a lady
named Bones, apparently?
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Give it to them.
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You just gonna bend like that?
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We got power now.
We can't be petty and shit.
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They come to us,
we should be reasonable.
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Also, I want order in the cafeteria.
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Don't be marching in there,
taking people's tables.
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- That ain't fair.
- We gotta sit.
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So pick out a couple of tables.
Make them our tables.
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Anybody sits there, it's trouble.
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They sit somewhere else,
we leave them alone. You hear me?
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We don't need the COs
lookin' at us all the time.
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They already look at us all the time.
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While they're frisking us.
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Anybody else?
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Okay, we're done.
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Oh, and if that Moroccan tweaker
doesn't pay us today,
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we start breaking fingers.
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Dibs.
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Yo, the stop-and-frisk is bullshit.
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I hear you,
but they ain't gonna find anything.
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It's no problem.
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It's fucking degrading!
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Being in prison is fucking degrading.
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There's nothing we can do about it,
so let's suck it up, okay?
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They're not even really looking
for anything now.
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Exactly.
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They're just groping us
to show us they can.
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It's not right.
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Let it go, Blanca.
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Oh, and take a shower, man!
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You smell like a skunk that OD'd
on vinegar and died.
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The lines in the bathroom
are too damn long.
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There's a lot of us. Go now.
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There's no lines.
I'll cover for you in the kitchen.
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Bianca?
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Bianca!
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Bianca!
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Yes, missus?
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I'm hungry.
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I was in the shower.
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Well, I don't know what to tell you.
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I got hungry.
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And heat that soup up on the stove.
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Not the microwave.
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It makes it taste different.
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Margaret called.
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Oh.
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Too busy to talk to her own mother
more than once a week,
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and then when she does call,
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she won't stop harping
on the nursing home.
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You can't call a structure covered in
spray-on stucco "golden" anything.
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I'm speaking to you.
Please don't stand there like a half-wit.
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She worries about you.
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Oh, not about me.
About herself.
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She wants to get her hands on this house.
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Pack me off to watch Wheel of Fortune
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and drool with other unloved old people.
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No, thank you.
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She seemed nice.
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Of course she did.
You only met her that one time.
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That's how she acts, you know...
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"Oh, I want you to have doctors nearby
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in case you need them."
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- It's all for show.
- What did you tell her?
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Same as usual.
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"I'm staying right here in my own home.
Go take a long walk on a short pier."
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And I have you, that's all I need.
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Who's that?
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A bit of a hood for my taste,
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but, uh, Patty from church says
he worked wonders with her shrubs.
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This soup is terrible.
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I'm starving, but the thought
of actually eating makes me want to yurg.
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Well, maybe it's because this food looks
like something a walrus would regurgitate
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to feed its least favorite baby.
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I...
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You know what?
I don't mind it so much anymore.
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I did grow up eating mushy food,
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because my mother had the weak teeth,
you realize.
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Is it, like, super bright in here?
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Do you know what I want?
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A burger...
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from Shake Shack.
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I legit just, like,
teared up a little bit.
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Seared on the grill with tomato
and melted cheese...
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On a fresh, soft, potato roll.
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- With a milkshake.
- Nah, don't get greedy.
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It's my fantasy.
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And I can have a milkshake
with a side of Cate Blanchett.
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My veins hurt right now
and you're thinking about sex?
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No, dummy.
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I want someone to massage my head
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and she looks like
she'd have really cool fingers.
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Hey, there.
You're really being a bit of a downer.
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I'm sorry.
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Is my mood not up to your standards?
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No one asked you to plop yourself
down right in front of me.
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I'm sitting here
'cause we're all friends.
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Okay, is that what we are now?
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You need to stop blaming me
for finding someone, hon.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- It's not like my feelings for you
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just went away.
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But I... didn't just jump into the first
pair of Mookee pants that came along.
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I have no idea what you did...
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but you sure as fuck did something,
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because you can't
keep your head up right now.
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Don't try to change the subject, okay?
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It's been, like, months
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and how do you even meet someone,
let alone get married...
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Okay, stop. Stop it.
Stop it. You left.
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You were the one who left, right?
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I didn't know if you were coming back.
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And it's your fault, because you love
heroin more than you loved me.
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For your information,
I was clean at the time,
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you peanut-brained,
fickle-hearted whore.
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So...
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So, how is everyone?
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Oh, you know.
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Pretty awesome.
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She's on drugs, Red.
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- Oh, God.
- Just take a look at her.
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She's smacked out of her gourd.
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What, are we all gonna pretend
this isn't happening?
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Feels like a "yes."
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Food stays in the cafeteria, Sister.
You know that.
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I'll do what I want, you moron.
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You fucking moron.
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I think your blood sugar
might be off again, Sister.
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Oh, you think?
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With your teeny-tiny brain?
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Look, just take it, okay?
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And don't tell anyone.
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You know, if you're gonna poop
in the shower,
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at least you could plan ahead.
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Like, do it in a shower cap,
and take it with you after.
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Just common decency.
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But you wouldn't know
anything about that, would you?
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I mean, I know for some people,
drugs is the most important thing.
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But guess what?
For the rest of us, we have feelings.
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And noses and gag reflexes.
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And Janitorial is hard enough
without you leaving your mess behind,
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once you found what you been looking for.
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And I think you might have worms.
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So deal with that.
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- Okay, gun to your head...
- Mmm-hmm.
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...do you run over an old lady,
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or do you turn the wheel
and crash yourself into a wall?
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How old is the old lady?
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Seventy-six...
No, seventy-two.
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How's her health?
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- You know, it's been better.
- Mmm-hmm.
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But she's all there in her head.
You know, she does puzzles and shit.
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- I think I mow her down.
- Me, too.
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Gun to your head,
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- do you eat ten dead flies...
- Ugh!
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...or an alive baby mouse?
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- Mmm! Flies, for sure.
- Gross!
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The wings would stick to your tongue
and your tonsils and everything.
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Yeah, but at least
it won't be wiggling no more.
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A baby mouse is like a big jelly bean.
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I would just swallow it whole.
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Speaking of flies on the wall.
Hmm.
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Hey, watch out for this one.
She's more than meets the eye.
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Mmm, I don't know about that.
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I mean, we've been friends for a long time
and as far as I can see,
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it's all pretty much right here.
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Hmm. I guess you don't know her like I do.
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You got something going on in that van,
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don't you, princess?
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Did you get the money?
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No, they've not sent the check yet.
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And I think he knows.
249
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,351
He's toying with me.
250
00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:13,562
Ordered me to search for a phone
that's currently in my pocket.
251
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:15,606
No, I don't think that man toys.
252
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,692
Oh, I have a shifty face.
I can't help it.
253
00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,235
I come from shifty-faced people.
254
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,154
I invite suspicion
even when I'm not guilty.
255
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,199
Man, if they trace this thing
to my fuckin' number...
256
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,660
Joel.
257
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:30,413
They are just a bunch of bozos
who failed Police Academy.
258
00:14:30,496 --> 00:14:32,164
They've been to war!
259
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:36,627
Inside Weekly has a vested interest
in protecting their sources.
260
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,422
You know, I gotta tell you,
this pissin'-in-your-pants thing
261
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,006
is kind of a turn-off.
262
00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,717
Well, at least there's that.
263
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,480
DeMarco.
That's Italian, right?
264
00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:59,149
Nah, I'm 100% Hispanic.
265
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,902
Don't let the classical features fool you.
266
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,071
I could be up to anything.
267
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,614
Okay.
268
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,200
Take your time.
269
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,744
Ay, caramba.
270
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,668
Jesus Christ, inmate.
271
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,044
I'm going, okay?
272
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,714
Yeah, get outta here.
Maybe boil those clothes.
273
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:33,016
Truth is, I don't know
what we would do without you, Dario.
274
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,018
You make it so much easier.
275
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,395
For you, it's my pleasure.
276
00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,609
No one calls me Dario, you know.
277
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,987
- What do they call you?
- Diablo.
278
00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:47,740
I was a little wild when I was younger.
279
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,825
Went to jail for a while.
280
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,159
What for?
281
00:15:51,243 --> 00:15:53,496
Armed robbery.
282
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:54,872
We hit up a jewelry store.
283
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,331
A jewel thief?
284
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,958
Oh, so you were a bad boy.
285
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,210
I can't understand what you're saying.
286
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,504
It's rude.
287
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:03,672
Let's get you in the car, okay?
288
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,427
But... you aren't
scared of me, are you?
289
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:12,222
I killed her husband.
290
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,060
Okay, not really.
291
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,564
Careful.
292
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,818
But sometimes
I wish I'd done more exciting things.
293
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,488
Not murder.
294
00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:30,282
But... what do I know?
295
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:31,617
Something more.
296
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,244
Travel, for example.
297
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,872
I've never even been to New York City.
298
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,874
Ah, good.
There's still time, you know?
299
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,045
I live with an old lady.
300
00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,964
I have to send money back home.
301
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,174
Mmm. Mmm-mmm.
302
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:49,843
Bianca!
303
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:52,638
Why are you loitering? Let's go.
304
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,140
Just a minute.
305
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,517
Why does she call you Bianca?
306
00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,020
She read my name before she met me
and she thought the "L" was an "I."
307
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,438
Now she says she likes it better.
308
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,858
That's fucked up.
309
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,695
What do I care, right?
310
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:16,036
I'm waiting!
Get in the car!
311
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:26,379
So... we'll see each other.
312
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,094
Score.
313
00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,433
That's six phones for me.
314
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,576
This is new.
315
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:57,995
It's my "me" time.
316
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,830
You get out in two days.
317
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,414
You're gonna have
all-you-can-eat "me" time.
318
00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,251
And I'm gonna need it,
the way you're up in my ass in here.
319
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,296
Look, just 'cause I'm getting out,
320
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,842
don't mean we gonna get all "Kumbaya"
and shit right now, okay?
321
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,927
There's gonna be no crying
322
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:17,014
or making each other
friendship bracelets or whatever.
323
00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,433
I just thought we could hang out.
324
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,978
Burn your ugly face into my brain...
325
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,063
so I can remember you
when it's too peaceful around here.
326
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,609
Please.
327
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,111
Don't pretend like you ain't gonna be
relieved when I'm gone.
328
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,238
Oh, trust.
329
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,532
It's gonna be a party
when that van door closes on your ass.
330
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,495
But you're still my mom.
331
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,707
I'm gonna miss you.
332
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,044
Listen, we're grown-ups.
333
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,336
It is what it is.
334
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,768
Tell me what you know about this.
335
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,978
- Hmm.
- Nothin'.
336
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,899
What, you think that's me?
337
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:12,695
Let's call it a hunch.
338
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:17,032
All right. How 'bout you let me take this,
okay, hun-bun?
339
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:21,161
Now, we are both as upset
as you are about this, I can assure you.
340
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:25,165
You know, we have done our best,
with very limited resources...
341
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,212
to try and...
make you comfortable here.
342
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,090
Now, I appreciate that, I really do.
343
00:19:37,803 --> 00:19:40,889
And you repay us by staging
and selling...
344
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:42,850
this crazy photo?
345
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:45,686
Look, I... I don't want to sound
like I'm full of myself...
346
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,896
but, you know,
there are people out there,
347
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,898
and in here, in this case,
348
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,442
who are interested
in taking pictures of celebrities,
349
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,527
even minor ones such as myself.
350
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:58,365
Mmm-hmm. It ain't her fault the paps
after her like a Jolie-Pitt baby.
351
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:02,577
Ah. You're saying you had
no knowledge of this photo being taken.
352
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,913
I'm just living my life, Mr. Caputo.
353
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:09,710
And while I am aware
that a jailhouse romance is discouraged...
354
00:20:10,794 --> 00:20:12,379
sometimes...
355
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,757
you just can't fight your passions.
356
00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:21,429
Now, I'm sure that you are no stranger
to the vagaries of love.
357
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,267
Jesus, Judy, give me a break here.
358
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,061
The heart wants what it wants.
359
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:37,154
And you're telling me...
that your heart wants...
360
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,657
- her?
- Mmm-hmm.
361
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:44,161
What, you ain't never
heard of a May-December romance before?
362
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:48,248
I think it's more like June-October.
363
00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:53,253
I'm the sexy arm candy here
364
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:56,423
and Judy Pants is my aging playboy.
365
00:20:57,382 --> 00:21:00,427
- Ah...
- Mmm.
366
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:01,594
It's classic.
367
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:05,473
I hear you walk out of here
368
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:07,976
and went your separate ways,
369
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:13,440
I will come down on both of you
like The Wrath of Khan.
370
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:14,900
Like in Star Trek?
371
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,778
I mean God.
The wrath of God.
372
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,988
This better be the real thing.
373
00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:23,575
Hey, this is a lot of pressure
to put on a new relationship.
374
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:28,038
In your case, I'm sure it'll just bring
the two of you closer together.
375
00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:31,541
I think so, yes. My girl.
376
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,419
Please leave.
377
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,400
Guess I could grab a beverage
while we're waiting.
378
00:21:59,111 --> 00:22:00,362
I ain't telling you what to do,
379
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:04,449
but I kinda feel like staying sharp
and letting them get messed up early
380
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:06,869
is the only way you're gonna
dominate beer pong later.
381
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:09,704
Maybe you're right.
382
00:22:24,261 --> 00:22:27,514
You ever think about how it's weird
that there's always a gardener around
383
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:30,225
when there's a whole grounds crew
that basically works for free?
384
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:33,603
You're right, that is weird.
385
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:38,358
Also he has really nice shirts...
for a gardener.
386
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:43,821
Hey, you!
387
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,784
Yeah, you!
Stay right there!
388
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,882
- Why are you running?
- No reason.
389
00:23:08,055 --> 00:23:09,973
What are you, some kind of perv?
390
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:13,726
Trying to jerk it through the fence
to some prison tang?
391
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:17,022
I see you around here again,
you'll be shitting your own teeth, Pablo.
392
00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:25,113
What's this thing
supposed to be, anyway?
393
00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:27,782
I thought Caputo said it was
supposed to be a school or somethin'.
394
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,576
Fuck that.
395
00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:32,912
I don't want anyone stickin' anything
in my brain I didn't give say-so for.
396
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,623
We could all stand
to learn stuff, I guess.
397
00:23:35,707 --> 00:23:37,125
Come on.
398
00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:41,421
They're gonna send some volunteer
college derp with a straight part
399
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,299
who's gonna get all Dangerous Minds
when it turns out you can't read.
400
00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:46,468
You can't read?
401
00:23:48,220 --> 00:23:51,181
I mean, I probably can.
402
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:53,850
I'm not stupid.
I just choose not to.
403
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:58,981
Well, that's how they get you.
With words.
404
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:01,233
They put ideas in the words
that make you start thinking.
405
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:03,735
I never thought about it that way.
406
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,320
Yeah.
407
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:06,989
Well, then, all of a sudden you're like,
408
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,741
"What if other people
are having these experiences
409
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,952
that are different than mine,
but still totally legit?
410
00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:15,998
And what if I'm supposed to think about
that before I start judging their lives?"
411
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:19,084
That's... chaos.
412
00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:21,878
Yeah.
No, thank you.
413
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:26,841
Should we do something about Nicky?
414
00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,010
Like what?
415
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:33,181
Look, it's not like I don't care.
I've just seen it before, you know?
416
00:24:33,265 --> 00:24:35,392
You can't make them change
unless they want to,
417
00:24:35,475 --> 00:24:37,477
and if you try, they usually end up
hating your guts.
418
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,563
I really just think
we shouldn't have done...
419
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:44,734
you know, crack.
With her.
420
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:48,030
Well, yeah.
I mean, in hindsight.
421
00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:54,244
Although, to be fair...
crack is like potato chips to Nicky.
422
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:57,164
A little something to slake your appetite
while you're figuring out dinner.
423
00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:59,124
Speaking of dinner.
424
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,296
CO Bayley.
425
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:06,173
Chapman.
426
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,632
- Hi.
- Hmm.
427
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:09,426
Vause and I were thinking,
428
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,344
since you're such a super-nice guy
429
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,888
and so good at moving things
across enemy lines...
430
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,473
What do you want now?
431
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:18,017
- A burger.
- Two, ideally. One for each of us.
432
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,645
- With cheese. Yep.
- Cheese is key.
433
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,691
Uh... Yeah.
434
00:25:24,774 --> 00:25:25,858
Really?
435
00:25:26,776 --> 00:25:29,987
Sure.
Oh, but first I get a handjob.
436
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:32,490
You know, from before.
437
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,909
The panty thing.
You basically owe me.
438
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,369
Hmm.
439
00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:43,460
They grow up so fast.
440
00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:53,345
Boo. Hey.
441
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,222
Oh, hey.
442
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:56,931
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Give.
443
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,811
So, something kind of weird happened.
444
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,230
Oh, yeah?
445
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:06,149
Donuts apologized.
446
00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:08,235
Right.
447
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:09,736
No, he did, for real.
448
00:26:10,820 --> 00:26:12,114
He was really sweet about it.
449
00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:14,699
Ooh.
Well, good for him, huh?
450
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,954
Oh, oh, hell, no.
451
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:23,166
No, no, no, Doggett.
That ain't the way this works.
452
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:26,586
He doesn't get to constantly rape someone
and then apologize and make it go away.
453
00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:29,046
I'm not saying it's gotta just "go away."
454
00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:34,802
Boo, I am so tired of walking around
feeling shitty every day.
455
00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:37,555
Fine, but guess what?
456
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,725
He gets to feel shitty
for the rest of his natural life.
457
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:44,146
Oh, and beyond when
he's a tandoori skewer in hell.
458
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:48,691
What if he's just like a regular person
who made a mistake?
459
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:53,363
Right? I mean, come on,
we both know I'm not innocent.
460
00:26:53,446 --> 00:26:54,864
Yeah, but you never...
461
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,617
Okay, you did...
462
00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,494
shoot a human being
with a hunting rifle.
463
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:00,953
But she had it coming.
464
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,083
No, she didn't.
465
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:10,297
I do not like where this is headed.
466
00:27:11,339 --> 00:27:14,509
Oh, Boo, he ain't goin' anywhere, okay?
467
00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,886
And we all live here together.
468
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,972
And I'm really tired of walkin' around
like a dog with mange.
469
00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,684
You should've rammed that broomstick
right up his sphincter
470
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,018
when you had the chance!
471
00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:28,481
You know, the thing is, I really liked him
before all that happened.
472
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:32,860
If you go back to giving that maggot
the time of day,
473
00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:37,031
I swear to fuckin' God, Doggett,
to God...
474
00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:38,157
I'm done with you!
475
00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:43,079
Fuckin' kiddin' me with this shit.
476
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,513
How's it going, kids?
477
00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:08,271
You're sure feeling frisky today.
478
00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:13,067
I've transgressed, and I'm ready
to accept my punishment.
479
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,159
Yo, McCullough.
480
00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:26,748
I believe this makes the score 11 to 8.
481
00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,291
God damn it.
482
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,378
Uh, say a dozen Hail Marys or something.
483
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:37,634
It was actually super nice.
We went to Starbucks in Hoboken.
484
00:28:38,426 --> 00:28:40,011
Did you know you can
get a Frappuccino there
485
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:41,554
that tastes just like Fruity Pebbles?
486
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:44,349
- Get out.
- It's on the secret menu.
487
00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:47,810
- Vince told me about it.
- Oh... that's nice.
488
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:49,896
Did he talk about me?
489
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,773
Oh, of course, he did.
490
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:53,316
Kept sayin' how much he misses you.
491
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,735
Well, if he misses me so much,
why'd he skip visitation?
492
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,111
Why is he dodging my calls?
493
00:28:57,194 --> 00:29:00,490
It's a long drive, Lorna.
And he works.
494
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:04,494
And the football just started.
You know how boys are.
495
00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:05,953
I thought you're supposed to be
on my side.
496
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:07,872
I am. I am.
497
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,582
I'm just saying, you know.
498
00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:13,878
I think he's a good person.
Real sweet.
499
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,757
Did he mention anyone else?
500
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,467
Nothing like that.
501
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:23,888
I mean, honestly, he seems kinda lonely.
502
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,181
Good.
503
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:29,352
I invited him to our tailgate
next weekend.
504
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,522
- Really?
- Why not?
505
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:33,981
I figured he and Jack would get along.
506
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:35,483
Oh, he and Jack?
507
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:39,612
Sure. He's so funny,
that Vinny.
508
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:40,988
I know.
I know he's funny.
509
00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:44,241
Because he's my husband,
'cause I married him, in case you forgot.
510
00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:46,286
You asked me to go meet up with him.
511
00:29:50,665 --> 00:29:53,751
- What did you wear?
- The usual.
512
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,670
A top and a skirt.
513
00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:00,091
Oh, my God!
514
00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:02,760
Oh...
515
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,397
Guess who didn't get frisked today?
516
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:15,815
This guy.
517
00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,734
What'd you do, dress up like a book?
518
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,026
No.
519
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:21,363
I didn't do anything.
Including shower.
520
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,406
If you stink, they don't touch you.
521
00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,533
- Gross, man.
- Gross?
522
00:30:25,617 --> 00:30:27,369
I'm a rebel genius.
523
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:29,329
The Che Guevara of hallway groping.
524
00:30:29,412 --> 00:30:33,165
People already think Dominicans
are dirty and low class.
525
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:34,250
Where's your dignity?
526
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:36,711
If dignity for you is letting a guard
stick his hand up your shirt,
527
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:37,920
then be my guest.
528
00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,422
Yo, she do got a point.
529
00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:41,841
Oh... Nah, B.
I gotta shower every day,
530
00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:44,260
or I get sticky between my tetas.
531
00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,472
You don't gotta be dirty.
532
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:49,974
You just gotta smell bad.
533
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:51,934
I see.
534
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:54,228
A little behind the ears?
535
00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,022
They treat us like we're not people.
536
00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:58,358
I got these pudding cups from commissary
537
00:30:58,441 --> 00:31:01,235
and when I opened one, it was rancid.
Smells like a fart died.
538
00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:05,281
This pepper shit makes my eyes water.
539
00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:07,534
Now you're talking.
540
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:11,788
Oh, shit.
541
00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:16,083
It burns! It burns! Shit!
542
00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:19,796
Ah! Shit!
543
00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:24,592
Oh, come on!
544
00:31:24,676 --> 00:31:27,136
I've been looking for this church door
for ten minutes
545
00:31:27,219 --> 00:31:29,305
and it was right there in your pile.
546
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:30,807
Sorry.
547
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:35,269
Where's Dario?
548
00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:37,229
I had to let him go.
549
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,023
He did something wrong?
550
00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:42,402
I felt he wasn't as focused
as he should be.
551
00:31:43,695 --> 00:31:45,029
What are you saying?
552
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:49,701
I'm saying that you have a job to do,
and he was a big distraction.
553
00:31:49,784 --> 00:31:52,119
And those tattoos.
554
00:31:52,203 --> 00:31:55,081
You're jealous... because we had fun.
555
00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:59,126
Fun? I saw the way he looked at you.
Dirty!
556
00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:00,878
You get involved with a person like that
557
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,172
and you'll regret it,
sooner rather than later.
558
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,298
I promise you.
559
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,676
Now, I... I have to go
to the little girls' room.
560
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,344
That was his job.
561
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:10,930
That's how he earns a living.
562
00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:13,558
He's a person.
563
00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:15,560
And I'm a person.
564
00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:17,394
I don't just live to work for you.
565
00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:19,355
I'm not going to be around forever, honey.
566
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,649
And I have half a mind
to leave this house to you,
567
00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,943
if only to teach Margaret a lesson.
568
00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:25,695
So, you keep playing your cards right
569
00:32:25,778 --> 00:32:27,363
and you might be looking
at a very bright future.
570
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:30,617
But I have to put
my life and my hoo-ha in storage.
571
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,035
Don't be vulgar, Bianca.
572
00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:34,704
Now, I said I have to pee!
573
00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:02,857
Let's talk about how my cousin
got tackled in the woods.
574
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:06,068
He's burnt on this job now.
575
00:33:06,569 --> 00:33:08,404
- Yeah, that's a downer.
- Really?
576
00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:10,782
You wanna cut the attitude or
should I come back with some friends?
577
00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,617
I got nothing to do with that, okay?
578
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,076
I can't help what happens out there.
579
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,579
You think
I'm some kind of shit-for-brains?
580
00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:19,331
You tell me you don't want to run no more
and three days later
581
00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:22,084
the game blows up
when there's no one around except you?
582
00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:26,255
That creepy guard was all up in it,
you can ask Gonzales.
583
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,299
Lurking around, dropping hints and shit.
584
00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:30,051
It was gonna go jank any minute,
I'm telling you.
585
00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:31,886
Then you come to me about it.
586
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,346
This is my business
and I make the fucking decisions...
587
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:35,807
Oh, I know you do.
588
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:38,225
And if he came after us,
you would've decided
589
00:33:38,309 --> 00:33:40,227
to push me under the bus in one second.
590
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:41,938
And walk away like you never knew me,
591
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,731
and don't even try to front
like that ain't the truth.
592
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:46,609
Van.
593
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:48,319
It's not a bus, it's a van.
594
00:33:50,112 --> 00:33:53,449
I saved you.
And I ain't even Dominican.
595
00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:57,870
So, if you wanna bruise me up,
I guess I can't do much about it.
596
00:34:01,415 --> 00:34:02,792
Walk, Ramos!
597
00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:07,129
Faster.
598
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,930
Think about it this way...
599
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:20,309
You have maybe five minutes
of pig-in-a-blanket...
600
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,020
for eight or nine minutes
of pure burger bliss.
601
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:25,314
Just don't look down because if his dick
looks like a chicken neck,
602
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,440
you'll never unsee it.
603
00:34:26,523 --> 00:34:28,776
Why are we assuming that I'm the one
who's going to be doing it?
604
00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:30,402
'Cause you're the straight one.
605
00:34:30,486 --> 00:34:33,948
Fuck you. Guaranteed lifetime tally,
you have given more handjobs than I have.
606
00:34:34,031 --> 00:34:36,075
- Ten to one.
- Only to get out of having sex.
607
00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:37,619
Whereas I just had the sex.
608
00:34:37,702 --> 00:34:40,371
Ergo, this is your field of expertise.
609
00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:42,665
You think this kid needs an expert?
610
00:34:42,749 --> 00:34:44,626
I seriously doubt he's a connoisseur.
611
00:34:44,709 --> 00:34:47,378
Also, you're the one that gave him
the handjob idea to begin with.
612
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:50,965
Because society has conditioned me
to see female sexuality as currency.
613
00:34:51,048 --> 00:34:54,719
Right! And it's time to spend
a little in exchange for a burger.
614
00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:56,387
Touché.
615
00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:03,477
How're you doing?
616
00:35:05,605 --> 00:35:08,775
Um, I mean, I have nightmares,
paranoia...
617
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:12,695
sweaty, PTSD micro-flashbacks,
618
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:15,698
but other than that...
it's horrible.
619
00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:21,537
I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
620
00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:28,044
I did sound insane.
I get that.
621
00:35:30,337 --> 00:35:31,839
I guess we're not gonna get
those burgers, huh?
622
00:35:31,923 --> 00:35:33,132
Probably not.
623
00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:36,010
Also, because we could both probably use,
624
00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:40,014
like, a week where we don't do
something pathetic and/or...
625
00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:41,182
morally incriminating.
626
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:42,642
Where your first thought
in the morning isn't,
627
00:35:42,725 --> 00:35:45,144
"I have defiled myself
in the eyes of God and man."
628
00:35:45,227 --> 00:35:46,979
Imagine what that would feel like.
629
00:35:48,439 --> 00:35:49,857
It's no melted cheese and onion.
630
00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:55,279
Next!
631
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:58,700
Whoa!
632
00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:02,036
Man, I know Latina girls
are supposed to be spicy,
633
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:03,495
but I had no idea it was this literal.
634
00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:06,040
You ever hear anything
about a general fishiness?
635
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:07,166
- Hey!
- Hmm?
636
00:36:07,249 --> 00:36:08,584
You might want to check in
with Medical, inmate.
637
00:36:08,668 --> 00:36:10,252
- Hmm?
- Mmm-hmm.
638
00:36:15,675 --> 00:36:16,926
Ugh!
639
00:36:17,969 --> 00:36:19,595
I thought I told you to shower, Flores.
640
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,472
Oh, yeah, I plan to get on that.
641
00:36:22,473 --> 00:36:25,142
This isn't BO.
642
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,978
You've doused yourself in something evil.
643
00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:30,231
Is this some kind of game?
644
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:32,859
Jenga is a game.
645
00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:35,277
- This is civil disobedience.
- Yeah, well, it's over.
646
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,780
Next time I see you,
you smell like a goddamn daisy
647
00:36:37,864 --> 00:36:39,031
or you're not gonna like
what happens next.
648
00:36:39,115 --> 00:36:42,118
You can put me in jail, but you can't
tell me what to do with my own body.
649
00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:44,036
And yet, it's happening.
650
00:36:45,037 --> 00:36:46,914
Go get cleaned up.
With soap!
651
00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,792
And I'm not messing around.
652
00:36:49,876 --> 00:36:51,043
I'm talking to all of you.
653
00:36:57,299 --> 00:36:59,301
So, I said,
654
00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,971
- "Now listen, you limey bitch!"
- Ooh!
655
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:03,680
"You steal one more recipe from me
656
00:37:03,765 --> 00:37:06,392
and I'm gonna have to put you
through the grinder attachment
657
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:09,020
to your KitchenAid
Professional Series Mixer."
658
00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:10,938
Oh, shit! Yo.
659
00:37:11,022 --> 00:37:15,401
Man!
Who knew Nigella was so basic?
660
00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:17,569
And, you know, the truth is...
661
00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:19,571
she is awesome.
662
00:37:19,655 --> 00:37:22,199
I mean, we get high together sometimes
and make out.
663
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:24,368
- Oh, and...
- Hmm.
664
00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:28,455
...she has a dessert recipe
called "Caribbean Creams."
665
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:29,874
I named it for her breasts
666
00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:33,169
when she took off her bikini top one time
in Turks and Caicos.
667
00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:34,378
Chi! Chi! Chi!
668
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,922
Chi! Chi! Chi! Chi! Chi! Chi!
669
00:37:36,005 --> 00:37:38,174
Isn't it getting late?
670
00:37:38,883 --> 00:37:42,804
Yeah. She's right.
It's almost lights out.
671
00:37:42,887 --> 00:37:47,016
All right, well,
peace, J-Kizzle!
672
00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:51,603
Hmm?
673
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:54,065
Okay, I have no idea what that means.
674
00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:56,901
But it's classy.
Later, girlfriend.
675
00:38:00,905 --> 00:38:04,200
Lotta people hanging out here
all of a sudden.
676
00:38:04,283 --> 00:38:06,243
Yeah, well, it's nice to have friends.
677
00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:08,329
We are social animals, after all.
678
00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:13,625
It's just, we've got...
some nice stuff in here.
679
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:16,838
Aren't you worrying about... stealing?
680
00:38:16,921 --> 00:38:18,672
What, is that because they're blacks?
681
00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,300
Of course not.
682
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:23,469
It's because they're in prison.
683
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:26,097
Stealing is what people do here.
684
00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,932
And because they're poor.
685
00:38:28,015 --> 00:38:30,642
Now, I think you're getting
a bit paranoid, Jonesy.
686
00:38:30,726 --> 00:38:32,769
I'm telling it like it is.
687
00:38:32,854 --> 00:38:35,564
And so what if they do steal?
688
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:38,985
MCC has given us all this stuff,
689
00:38:39,068 --> 00:38:41,863
it's not as if we deserve it any more
than anybody else out there.
690
00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:45,116
Exactly when did you
turn into Abbie Hoffman?
691
00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:47,159
You're as capitalist as they come.
692
00:38:47,243 --> 00:38:50,121
Oh, I'm sorry, but this...
693
00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:52,289
is not capitalism.
694
00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:05,386
Now we're talking.
695
00:39:08,931 --> 00:39:11,517
I blew out all my commissary money.
696
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,395
Figured you could use it
when it gets all stank in here.
697
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:17,273
Thank you.
698
00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:19,775
For real.
699
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,195
What about you, huh?
700
00:39:23,279 --> 00:39:24,655
You gonna be okay out there?
701
00:39:27,741 --> 00:39:29,201
I have my doubts.
702
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:32,121
Come on.
You're like a cockroach, Diaz.
703
00:39:32,204 --> 00:39:34,748
When we're all dead, you still gonna
be crawling around the garbage,
704
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:36,625
saying mean shit to the other roaches.
705
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,259
I gotta ask you a favor.
706
00:39:47,303 --> 00:39:48,304
Dayanara.
707
00:39:49,013 --> 00:39:50,556
You know I'ma look out for her.
708
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,349
Don't let her get into trouble.
709
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:54,393
She's a good girl.
710
00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,562
All the shit she's been through.
711
00:39:56,645 --> 00:39:58,689
This place could change her, you know?
712
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,192
Turn her cold and mean.
713
00:40:01,275 --> 00:40:03,319
I ain't gonna let that happen.
714
00:40:05,154 --> 00:40:07,239
And even when you feel like giving up.
715
00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:11,160
Don't let her see nothing
like that on your face.
716
00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:14,830
You gotta hold her up, you hear me?
717
00:40:18,084 --> 00:40:19,710
She's your daughter now.
718
00:40:20,836 --> 00:40:22,171
Long as you're in here.
719
00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:27,676
Daughters.
720
00:40:33,182 --> 00:40:34,725
They're the fucking worst.
721
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,302
Well, look who it is.
722
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,723
You're trying to get sent back to Max?
723
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:18,935
Oh, my God.
Prison is prison, right?
724
00:41:28,404 --> 00:41:30,239
What happened to you?
725
00:41:32,908 --> 00:41:36,037
You stole from me to buy drugs.
726
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,623
And we're off.
727
00:41:42,084 --> 00:41:43,210
Yeah, okay.
728
00:41:44,753 --> 00:41:46,255
No, go ahead.
729
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:51,302
Get all up in my eyeballs with your...
730
00:41:51,385 --> 00:41:53,845
fucking angry Brando impression, okay?
731
00:41:55,306 --> 00:41:58,559
Uh... call me a loser.
732
00:41:59,810 --> 00:42:03,314
Cut me off from the family.
733
00:42:04,065 --> 00:42:05,399
All right.
734
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,651
Whatever you wanna do.
735
00:42:13,907 --> 00:42:15,034
I failed you.
736
00:42:15,117 --> 00:42:16,535
Holy shit.
737
00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:21,498
I should have been watching.
738
00:42:21,582 --> 00:42:24,418
I should have known you were in trouble.
739
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:26,670
And then you got taken away, and now...
740
00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:28,839
Please, just don't cry, Red.
741
00:42:28,922 --> 00:42:30,299
Look at you.
742
00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:33,052
You look like you're dead already.
743
00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:38,849
It was always hopeless.
744
00:42:42,936 --> 00:42:45,522
I am not your fault.
745
00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:46,898
Well, I played tough with Tricia,
746
00:42:46,982 --> 00:42:50,444
and now she's in the prison cemetery
with her name spelled wrong.
747
00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:55,532
Tell me what to do, Nicky.
748
00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:57,201
I don't know what to do!
749
00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:10,339
Hmm, what is that? Oysters?
750
00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:16,845
Want one?
751
00:44:16,197 --> 00:44:18,449
Hey.
No touching.
752
00:44:18,532 --> 00:44:20,159
Oh, okay.
753
00:44:20,242 --> 00:44:24,163
But be sure to let Mr. Caputo know
that we were touching.
754
00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:25,581
Mmm-hmm.
755
00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:28,834
Eh, so what's gonna happen when your
Dukes of Hazzard-lovin' cracker fans
756
00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:30,169
see that photo?
757
00:44:30,252 --> 00:44:32,754
Ooh, their Frito pie gonna fall
right outta they mouths.
758
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,256
I'll say, "Sorry 'bout that."
759
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:35,966
- And that's it?
- Mmm, pretty much.
760
00:44:36,049 --> 00:44:38,009
You know, you can cheat
on your wife with hookers
761
00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:40,262
who indulge you in your diaper fetish
762
00:44:40,346 --> 00:44:44,057
and still be the senator from Louisiana,
so long as you apologize.
763
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:46,727
See, that is the great thing
about the love of Jesus.
764
00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:51,022
Oh, no, don't you start with me about
that holy white evangelical bullshit.
765
00:44:51,106 --> 00:44:52,441
They a buncha hypocrites.
766
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:56,653
Killing science and education and refusin'
to marry the nice gay couples,
767
00:44:56,737 --> 00:45:01,492
but then bein' all "rah-rah the Holy Land"
when they really think...
768
00:45:01,575 --> 00:45:04,786
that my people got horns
and that we all gonna broil in hell.
769
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:09,541
Oh. Oh, wait. Hold up.
You're Jewish?
770
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:14,255
I cannot believe that those posers
just smoked us
771
00:45:14,338 --> 00:45:16,965
on the unspoken,
interracial, prison couple power ranking.
772
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:20,427
Well, we ain't
about competition, all right?
773
00:45:20,511 --> 00:45:22,804
We just doin' our thing.
Our real thing.
774
00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:24,014
I know.
775
00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:25,891
I'm not trying to sell us short
or anything,
776
00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:30,354
but it's like they're Beyoncé and Jay Z
and we're just Kim and Kanye.
777
00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:33,106
Yo, that hurts.
I ain't gonna lie.
778
00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:35,734
It's like, about
this super-nerdy teacher,
779
00:45:35,817 --> 00:45:39,237
and, um, he finds out
he has, like, terminal cancer.
780
00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:43,659
And so he starts making meth
to make money for his family.
781
00:45:43,742 --> 00:45:44,743
But...
782
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,078
Except, he dyes it blue for some reason.
783
00:45:47,162 --> 00:45:49,290
No, I would never do blue meth.
784
00:45:49,373 --> 00:45:51,667
That color ain't natural.
785
00:45:51,750 --> 00:45:52,918
So what happens?
786
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,754
I'm guessing it goes wrong somehow.
787
00:45:56,630 --> 00:46:00,717
Man, we're missing out on all the best TV.
788
00:46:00,801 --> 00:46:02,594
I swear, I mighta cleaned up my act
789
00:46:02,678 --> 00:46:05,096
if I knew I was gonna end up
in a place with only network.
790
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:08,392
Well, we got some basic cable.
Like that show with the lawyers on USA.
791
00:46:08,475 --> 00:46:10,644
Are they lawyers or are they FBI guys?
792
00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:12,563
The FBI guys were in Miami...
793
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:14,440
Uh, that's not Miami, it's Long Island.
794
00:46:14,523 --> 00:46:18,276
Mmm-mmm. He's a doctor...
or maybe CIA.
795
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,361
So nobody's a lawyer?
796
00:46:19,445 --> 00:46:21,863
No, there are lawyers, for sure.
797
00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:24,032
Man, I thought that was
just one long show.
798
00:46:26,452 --> 00:46:30,497
Well, look who's not too good
to knock trays with us hill trolls.
799
00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:33,041
Got tired of your butchy girlfriend?
800
00:46:34,501 --> 00:46:35,836
She ain't my girlfriend.
801
00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:37,838
Suit yourself.
802
00:46:38,714 --> 00:46:40,591
I heard that there is this show
803
00:46:40,674 --> 00:46:42,926
that was like,
just people shooting zombies.
804
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:44,553
Yo, yo.
You gotta check this.
805
00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:13,415
Listen, if your mind is starting to go,
just tell me
806
00:47:13,499 --> 00:47:15,876
and I'll mercy break your neck,
so you don't end up in Psych.
807
00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,003
You told me Crystal's case was stalled
808
00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:20,631
because we couldn't prove
that Sophia's in the SHU.
809
00:47:20,714 --> 00:47:22,173
And you think you could prove that?
810
00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:25,010
I know it's all isolation down there.
811
00:47:25,093 --> 00:47:27,888
But there's a shower facility, right?
812
00:47:27,971 --> 00:47:30,223
One that everyone uses
at one time or another.
813
00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:33,644
- If I can get word to her...
- I mean, I'm half-Catholic myself,
814
00:47:33,727 --> 00:47:35,771
but what you're talking about
is a kinda miracle.
815
00:47:35,854 --> 00:47:39,608
I have a phone.
With a camera.
816
00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:41,527
In a very uncomfortable place.
817
00:47:42,694 --> 00:47:45,321
You are one crazy bitch.
818
00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:47,991
Thank you, Mendoza.
819
00:47:49,117 --> 00:47:51,202
I'm pretty scared, to be honest.
820
00:47:51,286 --> 00:47:53,079
The SHU's a scary place.
821
00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:57,709
You wanna get sent down there,
you can't be pulling this piddly shit.
822
00:47:57,793 --> 00:47:59,836
- You gotta do something serious.
- I know.
823
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:02,380
It's just that,
I don't want to hurt anybody, you know?
824
00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:05,842
I was an activist,
but always non-violent.
825
00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:08,094
Sometimes you gotta think
about the greater good.
826
00:48:14,518 --> 00:48:16,437
Oh! Shit!
827
00:48:17,771 --> 00:48:19,397
Good for you.
828
00:48:19,481 --> 00:48:21,900
Ow! Ow!
829
00:48:21,983 --> 00:48:24,027
Tell me I didn't see what I just saw.
830
00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:26,613
No, this monster almost
broke my jaw, Officer.
831
00:48:26,697 --> 00:48:29,199
And I'd do it again, Latino!
832
00:48:29,282 --> 00:48:31,577
Oh! Hell, no!
833
00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:35,664
You need to get her outta here
'cause she is a threat to our safety!
834
00:48:36,582 --> 00:48:38,249
Oh!
835
00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:39,375
Shit!
836
00:48:40,544 --> 00:48:41,795
Let's go, Ingalls.
837
00:48:51,054 --> 00:48:53,181
Here you go.
838
00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:57,519
I am pleasantly surprised.
839
00:48:58,061 --> 00:48:59,062
Yeah, I, uh...
840
00:48:59,145 --> 00:49:01,231
I took the liberty of looking through them
for that crazy photo,
841
00:49:01,314 --> 00:49:02,440
but, uh, they're clean.
842
00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:04,901
Well, not clean.
843
00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:08,864
There's some gnarly snaps,
but, uh, not the one we're looking for.
844
00:49:10,073 --> 00:49:12,826
So, I guess some things
will always be a mystery.
845
00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:18,790
Hey, what's your background, CO Luschek?
846
00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:23,294
Uh... mostly Scottish.
847
00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:26,507
Some French fur traders, way back.
848
00:49:26,590 --> 00:49:29,510
No, I mean, how did you end up here?
849
00:49:29,593 --> 00:49:32,679
Oh, uh, you know, attrition.
850
00:49:32,763 --> 00:49:35,140
It's just...
851
00:49:35,223 --> 00:49:37,934
you should so clearly
be working at a GameStop.
852
00:49:48,945 --> 00:49:52,407
Whoa! Are you for real, Flores?
The fuck did I tell you?
853
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:54,743
Oh, man, I don't remember.
854
00:49:59,831 --> 00:50:01,166
Get on it.
855
00:50:01,249 --> 00:50:02,375
What am I, a goat?
856
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:03,877
I said get up on the table, inmate!
857
00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:10,801
Now, you're gonna stand there
858
00:50:10,884 --> 00:50:13,261
and you're gonna think about
all the decisions that you've been making.
859
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:15,263
Does that mean
I don't have to go back to work?
860
00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,182
No, you're not going anywhere.
861
00:50:17,265 --> 00:50:18,725
Your job is to stand...
862
00:50:18,809 --> 00:50:20,018
...on this table,
863
00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:22,563
until you're ready to quit
dicking me around!
864
00:50:22,646 --> 00:50:24,815
Well, dude...
that could be a while.
865
00:50:24,898 --> 00:50:27,067
Call me all the Spanish names
you want, mami.
866
00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:28,985
We'll see how you feel
when your knees start to give.
867
00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:49,756
Morning.
868
00:50:51,592 --> 00:50:53,009
Coffee.
869
00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:55,762
Careful, it's hot.
870
00:50:56,512 --> 00:50:57,931
I microwaved it.
871
00:51:08,024 --> 00:51:09,275
Problem?
872
00:51:09,359 --> 00:51:10,694
No, no.
873
00:51:10,777 --> 00:51:13,196
Good.
Let's get dressed.
874
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,367
Hmm, let's see.
875
00:51:19,953 --> 00:51:22,163
Maybe... pink today?
876
00:51:23,081 --> 00:51:24,582
Yes?
877
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:26,710
Mmm-hmm.
878
00:51:36,678 --> 00:51:37,763
Hey, Ramos.
879
00:51:38,722 --> 00:51:39,931
I have something for you.
880
00:51:40,015 --> 00:51:42,558
No, thanks.
I'm cool.
881
00:51:42,643 --> 00:51:43,935
Come in for a minute.
882
00:51:44,019 --> 00:51:45,771
I gotta be back at the warehouse
883
00:51:45,854 --> 00:51:47,689
to get some towels and stuff
for down the hill.
884
00:52:21,431 --> 00:52:23,016
It's your game.
885
00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:25,769
The one you were talking
about with your friend.
886
00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:27,103
I thought we could play.
887
00:52:28,146 --> 00:52:31,357
- This is disgusting.
- You're the one who made it up.
888
00:52:31,441 --> 00:52:33,609
- I thought you'd get a kick out of it...
- Well, I don't.
889
00:52:37,072 --> 00:52:38,489
You gotta pick one.
890
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,452
You can't make me do this.
891
00:52:43,453 --> 00:52:45,288
I think you're forgetting your situation.
892
00:52:45,914 --> 00:52:48,624
My situation is,
you don't got nothing on me now.
893
00:52:48,709 --> 00:52:50,501
Look around,
you're not gonna find one thing.
894
00:52:58,551 --> 00:53:00,261
Gun to your head.
895
00:53:15,485 --> 00:53:19,030
It might not be Shake Shack,
but it's 100% guilt-free.
896
00:53:20,073 --> 00:53:23,576
Here's to the off-brand
Spam sandwich of righteousness.
897
00:53:24,327 --> 00:53:25,871
Cheers.
898
00:53:33,962 --> 00:53:37,257
You know what?
Fuck righteousness.
899
00:53:37,340 --> 00:53:39,425
You make a valid point.
900
00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:42,720
Mmm.
901
00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:52,438
Uh, so here's the thing.
902
00:53:53,523 --> 00:53:55,233
I'm gonna get clean.
903
00:54:02,991 --> 00:54:04,200
Okay.
904
00:54:43,156 --> 00:54:47,285
I mean, sure.
It's a little Abu Ghraib-y...
905
00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,080
but... sure.
906
00:54:51,164 --> 00:54:53,624
Just came to me.
Spur of the moment-like.
907
00:54:55,001 --> 00:54:56,461
We're gonna have to ride this out now.
908
00:54:56,544 --> 00:54:57,587
For how long?
909
00:54:57,670 --> 00:54:59,172
Until she promises to behave.
910
00:54:59,255 --> 00:55:01,716
Look, I give it till dinner time, tops.
911
00:55:05,345 --> 00:55:06,679
I don't know, dude.
912
00:55:08,306 --> 00:55:10,433
I feel like you mighta made a mistake.
913
00:55:17,089 --> 00:55:22,089
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