1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,925 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,052 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,851 [cell door slams] 4 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,577 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,039 [indistinct chatter] 6 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,625 - [woman] I'll let her know. - [officer] All right. 7 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,963 [indistinct chatter over radio] 8 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,818 [reporter] And still no response from the governor 9 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:35,387 after inmates at Litchfield Prison publicly burned food and other supplies 10 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,222 sent to them from the governor's office. 11 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:38,574 [Black Cindy] Man. Two hours of this shit. 12 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:42,435 It's like watchin' that Yule log channel at Christmas, only taco flavored. 13 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,229 Looks like the log I made this morning. 14 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:45,689 - [chuckles] - Too real. 15 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:48,108 Bet they never thought we'd last this long. 16 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:49,401 I love being underestimated. 17 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,195 Like when no one thought I'd jump off the river bridge. 18 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,281 - Did a fuckin' backflip! - [laughing] 19 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,659 Fuck you, Brent Moxley, and your stupid cousins, too. 20 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:57,785 [all laughing] 21 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:01,997 Ah, the black is right. This is kind of boring and... Yuley. 22 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,373 Hey, what else is on? 23 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,958 Deal or No Deal? 24 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:07,169 - Um, no deal. - Duck Dynasty. 25 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,170 - I second that. - Third. 26 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:09,755 Fourth. 27 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,924 - For real? - Yeah. 28 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,217 [scoffs] Y'all are some simple bitches. 29 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,887 [sighs] Well, time for candy. 30 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:19,640 [Pennsatucky] Nice, ladies. 31 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,436 It's true. If you have heartburn when you're pregnant, 32 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,520 you'll have a hairy baby. 33 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:29,232 My cousin had it real bad. Her girl is like a little monkey. 34 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,109 That's not how science works, though. 35 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,112 Hey. You ladies look like you could use a drink. 36 00:02:37,825 --> 00:02:39,827 That piss? 'Cause I don't do that no more. 37 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,662 [Pennsatucky] No, silly. It's yellow drink. 38 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:43,914 [sniffs] 39 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:48,719 That ain't bad. Let me get some more of that. 40 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:54,967 [Ouija] Damn, yo. 41 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:56,927 Luschek puts mushrooms on everything. 42 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,345 I think those grew in there. 43 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,430 "Artesian." 44 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,933 She likes her a special mustard. 45 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,310 Oh, man, all this shit is rotten. Fuck. 46 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,062 [sniffs] The milk's still good. 47 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:11,274 No, I don't fuck with lactose. Look, check the cabinets. 48 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,489 All's they got is coffee. 49 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:18,991 I need to eat something soon, yo. 50 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,802 Your face is startin' to look like a McChicken. 51 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:21,827 - Really? - I'm serious. 52 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,203 Hey. 53 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:25,748 Y'all thirsty? 54 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,665 What the hell is that? 55 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:31,879 Oh, it's my mama's famous yellow drink. Part of my community service. 56 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,172 Okay, we don't need yellow drink. We need calories. 57 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,507 This got calories. 58 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,425 It's made from the lemon candy at commissary. 59 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:38,778 Exactly like my mama used to make. 60 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,721 You just take the candies, crunch 'em, right? 61 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,932 And you twirl it around, and then you get that taste. Here. 62 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:45,851 [sniffs] 63 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:50,105 - Good, right? - This shit is tasty. 64 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,482 It's like my mama used to say, 65 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,779 "When life hands you lemons, make water with a taste." 66 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:57,863 [chuckles] 67 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,830 Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 68 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:08,874 Thank you so much. 69 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,044 It has that smell. 70 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,339 [inmate] Can you take three? 71 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,029 [Suzanne] That was a good time. We went around... 72 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:23,055 I'm doing all right now. I'm in prison. 73 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,389 Called in. Mmm-hmm. 74 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,225 Oh, you know I tell a good story. I like to tell a good story. 75 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,369 And I really started it all, 76 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,603 'cause I didn't tell stories about princesses. 77 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,938 But I said... 78 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:34,538 - Hey. - [continues speaking indistinctly] 79 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:38,361 - Look like you could use a drink in here. - No, I'm fine. 80 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:42,157 - Oh! But my guest might be thirsty. - Oh. 81 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:47,329 Mmm-hmm. She has ulcerative colitis, so... makes her dehydrated. 82 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,540 Yeah, growin' up, I used to have imaginary friends. 83 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,043 - Mmm-hmm. - Until one of 'em stole the other one's 84 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,752 - imaginary Easy-Bake Oven... - Mmm-hmm. 85 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:57,255 And ran him flat over in her imaginary car. [chuckling] 86 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,506 Classic. 87 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:01,718 So, uh, what's, uh, your friend's name? 88 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:06,056 [laughs] Mommy is not imaginary. 89 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,142 She and Daddy are here for visitation. 90 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:12,062 Oh. I don't think they're doin' visitation today. 91 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,022 But it's visitation day. 92 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,483 It is visitation day, but all the doors have been locked. 93 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:18,068 There's no guards to watch you cry. 94 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,862 I'm not gonna cry in front of Mommy. 95 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,198 That makes her upset. 96 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,592 - [softly] And we can't make Mommy upset. - Hey. 97 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,010 - Then we have a problem. - Hey, are you okay? 98 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,953 - We don't... - No? 99 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:37,880 [crying] 100 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:44,261 I am having some of the bad feelings. 101 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:51,809 Like... like when you're at the swim party and all the kids are playing Marco Polo, 102 00:05:51,894 --> 00:05:54,854 but you have the menstruation in your yellow bathing suit. 103 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:58,400 Those kinds. 104 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,946 Yeah. Those suck. 105 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,366 - [sighs] All right. - [softly] They suck. 106 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:10,453 Uh, well, listen, you stay hydrated, you hear? 107 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,788 Your mama, too. 108 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,373 Yeah, thank you, Grace. 109 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:22,590 [breathing heavily] Oh. You are the best sister ever. 110 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,470 Thank you, but my name's Tiffany. 111 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:31,016 Suzanne, hair is not for eating! It's for keeping your brain warm! 112 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,283 Are you a child? You're smarter than that. 113 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,580 You should know better than to eat your hair. Hair is not for that. 114 00:06:36,604 --> 00:06:38,082 That's supposed to be like a blanket on your brain 115 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,317 to keep you cozy, warm, and protected. 116 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,003 Instead, you're just sitting here, eating it! 117 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,695 [Piper] Seriously? 118 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:47,365 I told you. You a full-blown Slytherin. 119 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:51,703 And I'm a lion-hearted Gryffindor with the intelligence of a Ravenclaw. 120 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:56,458 But how does it even know this? I lied for every answer. 121 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:00,003 They ain't all bad. Snape was a Slytherin. 122 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,505 It turned out he had that selfless love. 123 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,091 I did have a snake once. 124 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,885 A Burmese python named Krueger. 125 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:11,348 Technically, it was Cal's, but Krueger liked me best. 126 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,979 - Did you ever talk to it? - Mmm-hmm. When I was feeding him. 127 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,522 Epic conversations. Mostly about the merits 128 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,026 of frozen versus fresh mice and why Mike Powell never loved me back. 129 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,947 You cold-blooded for sure. 130 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:28,949 Nobody asked you, Hufflepuff. 131 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:32,619 [chuckles] White girl hitting you with some mad expelliarmus! 132 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,703 [scoffs] 133 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,622 Yo, T, we got a problem. 134 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,332 [groans] Yo, what now? 135 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,793 Suzanne won't leave visitation. She think her mama is here. 136 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,421 Well, tell her it's cancelled. 137 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:47,425 Dude, she jabberin' like The Exorcist. I don't want to get puked on. 138 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,469 Well, I can't play Mama right now. 139 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:52,930 You see a problem, you deal with it. I got enough goin' on. 140 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,476 So that's how it is? 141 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,354 Come on. I'll help you. 142 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:05,110 'Cause Hufflepuffs value friendship, loyalty and compassion. 143 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:12,409 Hey, yo. Like, how long it take a bunch of white people to agree on something? 144 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,744 Our MO is to stop speaking and harbor resentment, 145 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:15,870 so this could take years. 146 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:18,956 Perfect. 'Cause we all hungry in here, 147 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:22,877 and I just burned a week's worth of everyone's favorite puffed corn snacks. 148 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,379 You've done everything you could. 149 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,090 Man... 150 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:33,346 All this, uh... waitin' around... 151 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,683 makes me miss her even more. 152 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,102 [sniffles] 153 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,604 You know, when Cal and I would get bored... 154 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:49,279 we'd make little figures out of popsicle sticks 155 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:52,074 and hide them all over the house for my parents to find. 156 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,535 Well, I'd make the figures. 157 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,246 Cal sniffed the glue, which was why we got the snake. 158 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,792 - Y'all a weird family. - Anyway, my point is... 159 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,215 why don't we do something constructive? 160 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,301 - Things are finally going well for once. - [sighs] 161 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,138 Why not enjoy the fruits of our labor a little bit? 162 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,599 Your labor. 163 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,062 The fruits are your fruits. 164 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:26,816 I mean, um... 165 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,570 we could do somethin' for Poussey. 166 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,948 She never did get a proper memorial. 167 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,659 That's what I'm talkin' about. 168 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,250 [sing-song] There's that Ravenclaw brain. 169 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,418 - Don't get cute. - I'm sorry. 170 00:09:46,336 --> 00:09:47,712 [chuckles] 171 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,547 [laughing] 172 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:52,175 You woke up. 173 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,178 - See? Told you. She full possessed. - [Suzanne speaking indistinctly] 174 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,765 That's what you get for fuckin' with the spirit world. 175 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,309 This is mental illness, not possession. 176 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:06,022 Man, she need Jesus or... or Hashem. She needs somethin'. 177 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,275 What she needs is her old routine back. 178 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:12,529 - Yeah. Well, we ain't in Kansas no more. - Mmm. 179 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:15,864 I got an idea. 180 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,494 - Come on. - Yeah, all right. 181 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:23,248 But if she start yelling "cunt," I'm callin' me a Catholic. 182 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:27,544 - So you're looking for painters? - [Piper] Not exclusively. 183 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,671 It's really whatever inspires you. Anything. 184 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:32,799 It could be sculpture. It could be mosaic. It could be sand art. It... 185 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,760 But it says "Picasso" and some other word that starts with a "P." 186 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,429 Picasso wasn't only a painter. 187 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:40,932 He basically invented constructed sculpture during his Cubist period. 188 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:43,143 Not to mention his work with collage. 189 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:44,894 Why you got to be a bitch? 190 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,272 I used to bang my art teacher. Don't be jealous. 191 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,481 [Maritza sighs] 192 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,984 I'm sorry. I just have to ask. 193 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,986 Why only half the face? 194 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,490 - Well, before. - Uh-huh. 195 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,576 After. Evening look. 196 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:01,717 It's for our makeover channel on YouTube. 197 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,705 We're on YouTube now, so... 198 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:09,836 Why don't you think of this as, like, a makeover for the prison? 199 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,048 You're beautifying the prison in Poussey's memory. 200 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,968 - [gasps] I see. - Mmm-hmm. 201 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,511 We can totally do that. Mmm-hmm. 202 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,138 Yeah, this place could totally use lots of makeovers. 203 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,224 I mean, 204 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,976 - with all these Picassos walkin' around... - Yeah. 205 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,356 - Go for it. - [Flaca] Hmm. 206 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,736 Mmm. I mean, where do we even start? 207 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:38,240 - So much ugh, so little time. - [scoffs] I know. 208 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,699 [both gasp] 209 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:43,495 [both laughing] Yes! Yes! 210 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,501 Look at them. 211 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,961 They're like beached whales, but more sad. 212 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,089 Well, no one's forcing them to be out here. 213 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:58,217 Yeah, but we need them out here, you know? 214 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,677 If we ever want this shit to end, 215 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,722 we gotta have more bitches out here than there is in there. 216 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,015 What's with all this "we"? 217 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:09,521 Last I checked, you were leading the Guards Gone Wild cavity search. 218 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,730 I'm a changed woman. 219 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,856 [scoffs] 220 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,734 More like bipolar. 221 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,486 Look, I got my reasons. 222 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:18,405 Point is... 223 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,532 I want this thing over, just like you. 224 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,775 But we're never gonna get it done sitting on our asses. 225 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,452 We need numbers. 226 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,763 [Piper] All of your ideas are welcome. 227 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,580 This is an opportunity to express yourself. 228 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,625 We want your creativity, your vision. No idea is a bad idea. 229 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,294 You running for student body president? 230 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,921 More like a student council position. 231 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,382 Well, you seem extra perky today. 232 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,717 What's not to like? There are no guards. 233 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,721 Freedom from the male gaze. Sunshine. 234 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,765 Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself now, 235 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,184 'cause it'll be less fun when people start getting killed. 236 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,102 You mean more people? 237 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:54,190 This is not some shiny extracurricular, Piper. 238 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,442 You're right. This is actually very important. 239 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,739 Whatever. It's far too hot to fight with you. 240 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,450 Hot... Come here. 241 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,742 Time out. 242 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,956 - When was the last time you took a shower? - Seriously? 243 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:13,501 Yeah. Being antiestablishment does not mean you have to be dirty. 244 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:16,003 Activism really brings out your inner bitch. 245 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,631 What? I work hard all day. 246 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,634 I want to come home to somebody who... [inhales through teeth] 247 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:24,178 takes care of themselves. What? Is that so much to ask? 248 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,014 Okay, so I'm your new project now? 249 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,683 Go back to your little craft fair. 250 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,561 It's not a craft fair. It's a memorial installation. 251 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,187 You can install it up your ass. 252 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,024 Could you wash your ass? 253 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:39,736 Fucking guera trying to steal our people with this arty bullshit. 254 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,530 I think it could be nice. 255 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:46,451 - Oh, so you're on their side now, too? - It's not about sides. I'm just saying. 256 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,375 This place can be so ugly that it's depressing. 257 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:53,124 Well, if you want to make art so bad, why don't you do it out here? 258 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,460 - Don't be a dick. - No, seriously. 259 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,420 We got to make this place nice and fix it up. 260 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,881 Like you said, it's depressing. So come on. 261 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,509 Get your crayons. 262 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,262 I've always been more of a girth gal, myself. 263 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,974 Don't like them long jobbies that poke your cervix. 264 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,644 - [Gloria laughs] - Amen to that. 265 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,937 Ain't nothin' like a Fat Albert. 266 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,482 Those fatties stretch you out. 267 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,651 I like to stay tight. 268 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,028 Ain't yoga good for that? 269 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:28,410 No, but it does make the dirty wheelbarrow position a lot easier. 270 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,202 - [all chuckle] - How 'bout you, Norma? 271 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,540 What's the dirtiest thing you've ever done? 272 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:40,547 [chuckles] 273 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,299 [Anita gasps] 274 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,218 [laughs] 275 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,762 Let me see. Let me see. 276 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:52,016 Damn! I didn't know you ladies got down like that. 277 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:56,062 They didn't call it the sexual revolution for nothin'. 278 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:58,731 Come on, squirt. What you got? 279 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,942 There was this one guy I dated. 280 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,860 He had a foot thing. 281 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:06,280 Like high heels and all of that? 282 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,491 No. Foot jobs. 283 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,577 Like hand jobs, but with your feet. 284 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,286 Whoa. [stammers] How does that even work? 285 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,206 Imagine picking up a hot dog... 286 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,124 - [Anita] Whoa. - With your toes, 287 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,502 and then massaging it with your arches. 288 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,628 [laughs] 289 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:24,131 - It gave me calves like a speed skater. - [all laughing] 290 00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,550 Mmm! 291 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,429 - [line ringing] - [breathing heavily] 292 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,312 Lorna? I can't believe I'm lookin' at you. 293 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:39,856 [crying] 294 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:41,941 What's the matter? You hurt? 295 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,986 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. 296 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,655 Breathe. Right. Just take a deep breath. 297 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,532 - I'm breathing. - Good. 298 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,718 Now tell me what's goin' on. 299 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,678 I've been watchin' the news. They're not sayin' nothin'. 300 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,788 They're just showin' this pile of burnt chip bags. 301 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,790 Is it true somebody's got a gun in there? 302 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,250 I don't know. I don't know. 303 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,461 Somebody did get shot, and there was a lot of blood. 304 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,588 And I got nobody in here, baby. 305 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,381 - I got nobody. - Listen to me. 306 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,883 Go and find someplace to hide. 307 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,844 Someplace safe, away from the guns, all right? I'm on my way. 308 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,513 You... you're comin' here for me? 309 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,847 Of course I am. 310 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,370 Listen, I got to tell you somethin'. 311 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,712 - [sniffles] - [cell phone beeps] 312 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,563 Vinnie. Vin... Vinnie? Vinnie, I got somethin' to tell you. 313 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,065 Hon... Hon... Vinnie! Vinnie? 314 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,195 He's coming for me. 315 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,157 Call him back. You forgot about the Burger King. 316 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,384 [Ouija] That smells good. Smell that. 317 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,761 [Sankey] That's what I'm talkin' about right there. 318 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:34,865 [Ouija] Mmm. I miss coffee. 319 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,412 [inmate 1] Thanks for the coffee. 320 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:40,958 [inmate 2 laughs] 321 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,293 I gotta say... 322 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,378 for a bunch of plantain-loving subhumans, 323 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,589 you Latinos make a damn good cup of coffee. 324 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,800 Well, if it wasn't for you soulless white crackers 325 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,177 comin' over and taking land from us Hispanics... 326 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,489 we never would've had coffee in the first place. 327 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,431 Actually, that was the Hispanics. 328 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,308 What are you talkin' about? 329 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,936 "Hispanic" refers to people from Spanish-speaking countries, 330 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,228 which includes the Spanish, 331 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,606 who colonized Latin America, creating Latinos. 332 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,942 Oh, for serious? Oh, that's mad interesting. 333 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,611 Have you thought about expanding your menu? 334 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:13,825 You know, like, lattes and stuff. Flat whites, cortados, breves? 335 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:16,160 [scoffs] Listen to Chock Full O' Fancy Nuts over here. 336 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:18,830 I was on the cover of Barista Magazine twice 337 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:22,416 before the FBI figured out I was poisoning Jews and mud people. 338 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,588 Oh, snap. Yo, I know you. 339 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,505 You a subscriber? 340 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,299 Nah, um... from the news. 341 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,760 Yo, that... that black guy, he got real sick. 342 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:35,555 Yeah, they all got real sick. That was the point. 343 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,557 But they enjoyed the drinks going down. 344 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,767 Look, you wanna lend us a hand? 345 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,477 I mean, we could use some help here. 346 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,021 But you gotta promise no poison. 347 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:47,149 Like I carry around antifreeze. [chuckles] 348 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,276 Promise. 349 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:54,699 Got a iced coffee for Princess Buttercream? 350 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,248 [indistinct chatter] 351 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,045 - Hi. [chuckles] - Hi. 352 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,172 Is it me, or is this prison beginning to feel like, 353 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,592 I don't know, Club Med Punta Cana? 354 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:15,845 It does seem oddly peaceful today. Must be the heat. 355 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,890 - Or the absence of a patriarchy. - [chuckles] 356 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,476 Is that woman really offering to braid people's pubes? 357 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,687 Full bush for a half a Snickers. 358 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,355 - Not bad. - Yeah, not bad. 359 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,024 [both chuckle] 360 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,818 Oh, that's gorgeous. 361 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,403 - That necklace? - Yeah. 362 00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,487 Okay. 363 00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:34,864 Hey, chum. 364 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,634 Five orange Starburst for the necklace. 365 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,302 Make 'em pink ones, we can start to talk. 366 00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,662 What fuckin' planet are you on? 367 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:44,707 I just got a Playtex Gentle Glide 360 Ultra for one yellow. One. 368 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,508 All right, six orange, or I walk. Final offer. 369 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,378 - No sale. - Okay. 370 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,886 Six orange, and I won't tear it apart, rendering it garbage. 371 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,137 That's pretty aggressive. 372 00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,806 Come on. This was a lot of work. 373 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:03,184 Look, I wouldn't be threatening to destroy it if I didn't think it was great. 374 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,645 - Six orange, going once... - No! Fine! Fine. 375 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,438 [Big Boo chuckles] 376 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,899 Pleasure doin' business with you. 377 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,527 - You really shouldn't have. - Oh, of course I should have. 378 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,112 [both chuckle] 379 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,448 - Oh. - [Big Boo] Well... 380 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,772 - Thank you. - [Boyle] Fuck you. 381 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,286 But what about visitation? 382 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,081 [sighs] Now, we done told you, Suzanne. 383 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,000 You in Bitchfield now, right? 384 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,295 Different name, different visitation schedule. 385 00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,965 But almost everything else is the same. 386 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,843 - [Suzanne] Mmm. I see. - Mmm. 387 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,847 So it's like prison within a prison. 388 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:44,058 - [Black Cindy sighs] - [gasps] Double prison. 389 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,352 [Black Cindy] Exactly. 390 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,981 And I'm the trap queen. 391 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,818 Now... [clears throat] First order of bidniss. 392 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,780 I'mma have to confiscate all your candy. 393 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,741 And maybe the Dr. Miracle's. 394 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,368 Mmm-mmm. Aren't you gonna do a count first? 395 00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,370 There's only two of y'all. 396 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:08,833 [scoffs] Well, I don't know how things go in your prison, 397 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,459 but in my old prison, 398 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:14,171 they did a count and then a search for contraband. 399 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:18,425 Fine. One. [clicks tongue] Two. [clicks tongue] 400 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,886 You're counted. 401 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,263 Now hand it over. 402 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,058 [growls] 403 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,980 Oh, my favorites. 404 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:35,359 Uh... come on. 405 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,493 [scoffs] Whatever. 406 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,038 Wait. You can't leave. 407 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,791 - Why not? - Mr. Cluckles. 408 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,752 He's contraband. That's a shot. 409 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:55,212 And have you even looked at my bunk? 410 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:59,759 Easily two shots. Although, I would argue three. 411 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,429 Mmm-mmm. I can't do this. Your ass is too damn crazy. 412 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,807 Please, don't call me that. 413 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:11,938 Maybe Bitchfield needs more inmates to make it feel more like Litchfield. 414 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,648 Quantity over quality. 415 00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,692 And where are we supposed to get inmates from? 416 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,986 We done freed the whole damn prison. 417 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:25,117 Hey, where are the guards at? Figured they could use a drink. 418 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,287 Yeah, they... they locked up in Spanish Harlem. 419 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,290 Hmm. 420 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:32,624 - [Brook grunting] - One, two. 421 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,710 - One, two. - Come on, jab, jab. 422 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,170 - One, one. - One, one. 423 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:37,546 - One, two. - [panting] One, two. 424 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:38,755 Jab, cross. 425 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,968 Come on, jab, cross. One, one. Come on, one, two. 426 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,971 Let's go! Come on, pump! Come on. Work with me. 427 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,222 Oh, thank God! Water. 428 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,140 No, you get water when I say you get water. 429 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,409 - [groans] - We ain't done yet. 430 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,726 But I'm dehydrated. 431 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,937 Tough shit. Shouldn't drink all that hooch. 432 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:57,483 Now I want you to punch this face like it's the person you're most angry at. 433 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,276 Okay, that is so reductionistic. 434 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,653 I'm not, like, angry at one individual person. 435 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:05,157 - You gotta want to punch something. - Yeah, but it's bigger than people. 436 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,910 I want to punch the prison-industrial complex. 437 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:11,038 Well, I can't draw that shit, so punch the pillow! 438 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,456 Okay. [yells] 439 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:18,295 And the clams at the bottom of the mural represent Poussey's past lovers. 440 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:24,343 So she dives in search of them. Always reaching. Always searching. 441 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,637 Yearning to unlock 442 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,890 - the mysteries of their pearls. - Ah. 443 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,433 Thank you. 444 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:32,518 Hold up. 445 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:36,105 What exactly do clams got to do with Poussey? 446 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,523 She from Philly. 447 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,944 Well, they're sort of vaginal, you know? Because of their shape. 448 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,571 Well, technically, oysters make pearls, not clams. 449 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:48,450 - [sighs] - But they're representational here, right? 450 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:49,911 Do they symbolize pleasure? 451 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,122 Exactly. Yes. 452 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,415 They're orgasms. 453 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,460 - We'll get back to you. - That means no, doesn't it? 454 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,922 Look, I'm not gonna disrespect Poussey 455 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,091 with some 2,000 Leagues Under the Vajayjay shit. 456 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,802 Thank you for your effort. Next. 457 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,431 [clears throat] I... I was already up here, 458 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:15,519 but I really think hair dolls can work, you guys. 459 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:18,564 - [Janae] Jab. Jab. Come on, one, one. - [Brook grunting] 460 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,024 Hey! 461 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:23,694 Can you wax on, wax off someplace else? 462 00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,612 She getting her rage out, T! 463 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,281 Well, she's buildin' mine, yo! 464 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,633 We tryin' to get some shit done here, 465 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,701 and we can't with all that huffin' and puffin'! 466 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,369 [grunts] You're wasting your time! 467 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,745 The hell you know? 468 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,457 I know that Poussey wouldn't have wanted 469 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:41,545 a wall of nautical sex motifs or death-themed macaroni art. 470 00:23:42,171 --> 00:23:43,839 She would've wanted something special. 471 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,424 Like hair dolls. 472 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:51,097 Like everybody coming together to create something beautiful and memorable. 473 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:56,018 And what would that look like, O visionary warrior? 474 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,604 You want to grunt an actual idea, maybe? 475 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:05,777 So as you can see, it's, like, way less crowded out here than it is in the dorms. 476 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,365 And also, we have a thriving artistic community, 477 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,243 which I know is so important to you gays. 478 00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,161 [chuckles] What do you think, Von Barlow? 479 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,330 - I mean, I do like the sunlight. - Uh-huh. 480 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:19,041 Ah. Well, wait until you see the nightlife. 481 00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,752 And over here is our market district... 482 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,087 When in Lesbos, huh? 483 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,256 You told me to blend. I'm blending. 484 00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:28,509 Fucking the prison's lead stud isn't what I meant. 485 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,553 Well, we're not fucking. We've agreed to take things slow. 486 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,723 [chuckles] Oh. And what about your other beau? 487 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,934 The one who's in the guard bubble, probably being sodomized right about now? 488 00:24:38,019 --> 00:24:41,022 Listen, I told your blonde friend that Joe and I are over. 489 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,440 Wait. You don't think they're really doing sodomy, do you? 490 00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,859 What do you care? You've got your new crush to worry about. 491 00:24:45,942 --> 00:24:48,612 Listen, I'm just trying to keep my head above water, okay? 492 00:24:48,695 --> 00:24:50,132 When's this all gonna be over, anyway? 493 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:52,116 Once she realizes you're not gonna put out. 494 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,118 [Maria] ...aromatherapy, and Shih Tzu. 495 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:55,994 Is this one botherin' you? 496 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:59,123 No. No, no. She's, uh, trying to trade something for deodorant. 497 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,125 Gum? Look what I have. 498 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,378 Come on. There you go. 499 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,061 Take a cold shower, Vause. She's with me. 500 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,006 - Shall we, Amelia? - Yes. 501 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,261 [Blanca] Hey, you okay? 502 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,182 Who the hell are you? 503 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,310 What? It's me. They brushed my hair. 504 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:22,271 Your eyebrows. They're plural. 505 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:25,441 I had three once. Back in my punk-rock days. 506 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,609 I'm trying to picture that. 507 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,487 - What's that? - It's Humphrey's. 508 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,449 I thought we'd use it to lure Piscatella inside, 509 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,202 but I can't figure out the passcode. 510 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,412 You tried 1815? Battle of Waterloo? 511 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,081 Of course. I'm not an idiot. 512 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,499 - What about "tits" spelled with numbers? - That, too. 513 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:46,462 - Oh! Jeffrey Dahmer's birthday. - I've tried everything! It's useless! 514 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:50,216 All that hard work was for nichevo! [sobs] 515 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:51,883 I'm a failure! 516 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:55,804 I failed my girls! I failed you! 517 00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:59,350 Ay coño. Pull yourself together. Here. 518 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:02,228 What is it? 519 00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,355 Just a vitamin. Works faster this way. 520 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,689 [whimpers] 521 00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:06,773 Sniff. 522 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:09,151 [sniffs] 523 00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:11,653 Better? 524 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:16,950 [gasps] Oh, my God. The answer was right under our noses. 525 00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:18,827 So to speak. 526 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,037 Come. I know what we must do. 527 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,169 You look radiant, by the way. 528 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,258 Where you think you're going? 529 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,844 Outside. My husband is coming for me. 530 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:39,515 You go out there, the pigs are gonna throw you in Max faster than you can say, 531 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,767 "Please don't throw me in Max." 532 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,771 Well, I have to talk to him. I have some very important news to share. 533 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:46,855 Don't he text? 534 00:26:46,938 --> 00:26:48,859 I'm not gonna text my husband I'm pregnant, okay? 535 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,653 Oops! [chuckles] You happy now? 536 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,738 Yeah, that's not a good text. 537 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:58,200 Or is it? I don't know you. 538 00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,910 Oh, you should tell him, like, 539 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,246 with one of those promposal videos online. 540 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:05,040 My cousin did one where he jumped out a helicopter. 541 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,625 And it was written on the parachute? 542 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,920 Yeah. But he landed bad and shattered his pelvis. 543 00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,297 Couldn't dance after that. 544 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,215 You know, that's not a bad idea. 545 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:16,218 I should do something like that. This is big news, right? 546 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:17,469 Yeah. 547 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:20,306 But don't do the parachute thing. That's copying. 548 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,684 No. No, I wouldn't do that. Mine is gonna be so much better. 549 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,646 How she even get pregnant? 550 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,482 She didn't. Ain't you heard of Lorna la Loca? 551 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,943 Oh, that's Lorna la Loca? 552 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,196 She's cuter than I thought. 553 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,285 Nichols? 554 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,119 [sniffles] 555 00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:46,707 Ah. Man, didn't anyone ever teach you to knock? 556 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:50,043 What, are you tryin' to drown yourself like a turkey in the rain? 557 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,506 Guess I just needed a soak. 558 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,594 Girl drama? 559 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:03,974 I'm just having some serious feelings about, uh... inmate civil liberties. 560 00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:07,561 Yeah, you're not alone. 561 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:08,854 Girls are the fucking worst. 562 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,316 - Everything okay over there, boss? - Peachy, thanks. 563 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:14,860 Starting a lesbian biker cult? 564 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,654 I guess my invite got lost in the mail, huh? 565 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:18,822 It's not funny. 566 00:28:18,905 --> 00:28:21,199 How does one destroy an army of clones? 567 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,201 I missed that movie. 568 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,497 Hey, maybe go blonde. Throw 'em off your scent. 569 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:30,208 Yeah, I'll be completely anonymous around here as a six-foot-tall blonde. 570 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,883 Yeah, well, change is very important, actually. 571 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:37,883 When my mom would, uh, catch my dad cheating, she would just... 572 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:42,721 get a new hairdo, wax the bush, 573 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:45,015 - try some new eye shadow. Whatever. - [chuckles] 574 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,684 - Yeah. And that worked for her? - Well, no. 575 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:51,104 But fucking his brother did. 576 00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,900 Uncle Ray really appreciated that kinda thing. 577 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,780 - [indistinct chatter] - See? 578 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,699 Now your eyes don't look upside down no more. 579 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:04,243 [Nicky] This is great. 580 00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:06,119 I miss Heroin Barbie. 581 00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,413 You're welcome. 582 00:29:08,997 --> 00:29:11,292 I literally want to go fuck myself. 583 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:14,210 Like, right now. 584 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:17,464 All right, Vause. Your idea, your turn. 585 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:20,592 - [Flaca chuckles] - I'm having second thoughts. 586 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:21,677 [Nicky] Ha! 587 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,930 Don't be a chickenshit. 588 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,014 Please? 589 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,433 Let us fix your bustedness. 590 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,270 - It's for the community. - [sighs] Fine. 591 00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:33,397 - [Flaca] Yay! - A blank canvas. 592 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:36,358 [chuckles] 593 00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:40,321 I'm thinkin' we go short. Right off the bat. Mmm-hmm. 594 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,131 [Maritza] Yes, that'll be cute. What do you think? 595 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,865 I don't know. That seems a little dramatic. 596 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,868 True. And you do have weird ears. 597 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:48,537 - No. - The right one's a little... 598 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,039 [Suzanne] No. No. No. 599 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,542 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. Just... 600 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:58,630 You need to line the top hem with the edge of the bed, 601 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:01,425 then fold and tuck for maximum crispness! 602 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:03,093 [stammers] 603 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,196 - You should really listen to her. - [Suzanne] Thank you. 604 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,699 I was in the army for six years. I know how to make a goddamn bed. 605 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,766 [whispers] No wonder they use drones. 606 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:11,602 This is fucked up. 607 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,747 At least they took us out of that room with the shit bucket. 608 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,416 This whole fuckin' place is a shit bucket. 609 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,193 Why are we even doin' this? 'Cause some mental case wants playmates? 610 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:21,945 Same reason I was born. 611 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,116 Here... here she comes. 612 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,833 [sighs] 613 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,381 - Boo! - [Luschek gasps] 614 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:41,757 [tutting] 615 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,844 - Hmm. - [breath trembling] 616 00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:50,516 [Black Cindy] Hmm. 617 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:11,620 Huh? Huh? Huh? 618 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:14,456 Look at this, huh? [grunts] 619 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:18,251 - I worked really hard on that. - [shushes] 620 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:19,419 Uh... 621 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:21,963 I'm sorry. 622 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,801 Did you want to go to the Poo? 623 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:29,638 - 'Cause I can make that happen. - [Luschek softly] Oh, God. 624 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,347 Not now. Not now. 625 00:31:31,432 --> 00:31:33,684 Anybody else got somethin' they want to say? 626 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,727 [baton clicks] 627 00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:37,688 Huh? 628 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,732 - [gasps] - Hmm? 629 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,317 - [Black Cindy grunts] - [sighs] 630 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,572 - You want some, too? - [stammers] No. No, I don't. 631 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:52,035 Yo, this is so... [chuckles] 632 00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,704 Enjoying yourself? 633 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,581 [sighs heavily] 634 00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:58,875 It's no Judy King slave, but it works. 635 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,003 How long before we gotta return them? 636 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:06,382 I paid four bags of mini Reese's Cups for they asses. 637 00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:08,635 We got time. Shit. 638 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,055 And if they get out of line... 639 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:14,891 we'll crack that whip on 'em. You feel me? 640 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,060 - [chuckles] Yeah. - [laughs] 641 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:18,770 - Yes, ma'am. - Clink. 642 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,025 Now what do we do? 643 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:29,072 Now we settle into a witty banter 644 00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:33,994 that is insightful but also comically aloof. [chuckles] 645 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,706 Now you start. 646 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,458 Oh. All right. 647 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,251 Women, am I right? 648 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,046 Or not. 649 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:50,343 [Frieda] Every generation bucks the established order. 650 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,762 God knows we did it. 651 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:54,055 I remember '68, 652 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:59,811 MLK, RFK, the first interracial Star Trek kiss. 653 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,122 People thought it was Armageddon. 654 00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:06,234 Yet here we are, 50 years later, and still fighting over the same shit. 655 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,862 If they want to throw a hissy fit, 656 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:12,783 it's on them to clean up the Cheerios when it's over. 657 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,471 Just 'cause we're their elders don't mean we got to wipe their ass 658 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:20,331 - every time they take a shit, right? - Exactly. 659 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:25,045 When the Helots tried to throw off the yoke of the Spartans at Laconia, 660 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:28,799 the Gerousia didn't run out onto the battlefield, did they? 661 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,008 Gerousia? 662 00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:32,844 I think she dated my brother, Sal. 663 00:33:32,928 --> 00:33:34,596 Gerousia Vitti. 664 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,600 From the office-supply Vittis, not from the pepperoni Vittis. 665 00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:41,728 [chuckles] It means "elder council." 666 00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:45,524 - Point is, we put in our time. - Yeah, cheers to that. 667 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:46,650 - Yeah. - Yeah, cheers. 668 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:49,069 - It's your turn, Footjobs. - [all laugh] 669 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,421 - [electricity cracking] - [Gina] Shit! 670 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:53,323 Jesus, Gina! The hell you doin' over there? 671 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,159 It's a signal booster. The service sucks down here. 672 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,620 Kids, always with the screens. 673 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,457 - [all] Oh! - Oh! That's game. 674 00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:06,127 ♪ Something unpredictable ♪ 675 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:08,672 ♪ But in the end it's right ♪ 676 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:14,177 ♪ I hope you serve your time for your ♪ 677 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,387 ♪ Life ♪ 678 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,806 [mouthing] 679 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,769 [inmates cheering and snapping fingers] 680 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,025 [indistinct chatter] 681 00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:34,530 [Helen sighs] 682 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,825 Full bush. Half Snickers. 683 00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:40,453 Revolting women. My sisters. 684 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:43,206 Stand united. Better guards. 685 00:34:43,289 --> 00:34:44,916 - [laughing] - [Helen] Yummy snacks. 686 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,585 Nicer yard. 687 00:34:46,668 --> 00:34:50,255 Maxi Pads. Cleaner showers. 688 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:51,422 Voices screaming. 689 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,424 Fight the power! 690 00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:55,010 [all cheering] 691 00:34:58,429 --> 00:34:59,723 That's my girl. 692 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,349 Get up there. 693 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,685 Um, I can't. It's... it's too many people. 694 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:06,021 You got this. Go. 695 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,147 [mouthing] Go. 696 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,816 [laughing] 697 00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:19,325 Hey, Litchfield, how y'all doin'? Uh, it's good to be back here. 698 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:20,410 [all chuckle] 699 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,096 Uh, I'm gonna do some impressions for y'all today. 700 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,121 [clears throat] 701 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,125 [imitating Lorna] Holy ravioli. 702 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:30,378 - [all laughing] - My husband put his mozzarella 703 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:35,300 all over my baked ziti, and he told me that he loved me. [giggles] 704 00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:37,343 Isn't that romantic? 705 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:38,970 Lorna la Loca! 706 00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:42,808 [imitating Nicky] Hey, blondie. Does the, uh, carpet match the drapes? 707 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:44,059 [all exclaiming] 708 00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:48,021 Hey, uh, let me test the echo in your love cave. 709 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:50,523 [stammers] I promise, you'll only like it a lot. 710 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,150 Nichols! 711 00:35:53,318 --> 00:35:56,237 [imitating Nicky] Oh, what's the matter? I'm not white enough for you? 712 00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,658 - [all exclaiming] - Yeah, okay! We get it. 713 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,535 [imitating Red] In Russia, we do not have Happy Meal. 714 00:36:02,618 --> 00:36:05,080 We have Unhappy Meal. 715 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,539 [all laughing] 716 00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:08,583 Insult my food... 717 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:10,711 I kill your family. 718 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:12,587 [all laughing] 719 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,172 [all cheering] 720 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:22,222 So, you see, it's not one structure. 721 00:36:22,305 --> 00:36:27,936 It's a living, breathing example of what Poussey would've wanted this prison to be. 722 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,437 [sighs] 723 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,481 And who's supposed to build all this? 724 00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:35,110 All of us, as a community. 725 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:41,407 We'll each do what we can and, together, create a portrait of Poussey. 726 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,203 It'll be, like, a monument to her legacy. 727 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:51,584 Right. And then we all do Thriller. 728 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,754 - [Piper] Mmm. - [scoffs] 729 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:57,132 Okay. I know that it seems crazy, 730 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,593 but when Maya Lin conceived of the Vietnam Memorial, 731 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,037 people thought she was crazy, too. 732 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:05,891 And now it's one of the most visited attractions in Washington, DC. 733 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:09,435 You know, Larry and I did visit there once, and it was very moving. 734 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:11,687 Well, this ain't Washington, DC. 735 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:15,275 - And I don't know who the fuck Larry is... - Mmm-hmm. 736 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:19,362 But I'm guessin' the demographic in here ain't very Larry-like. 737 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:23,074 Fine. Go with the fuckin' hair dolls, then. I tried. 738 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,159 Yes. 739 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,702 Just wait. Wait. 740 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,123 Let's at least give her a shot. 741 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,584 I mean, it's this or we have clams. 742 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,004 [sighs] 743 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,801 Fine. 744 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:44,262 But don't fuck this up, Maya. 745 00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:50,935 [indistinct chatter] 746 00:37:52,312 --> 00:37:53,897 There ain't no justice. 747 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:57,025 Pushin' a cart like a retard ain't gonna get my finger back. 748 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,795 Yeah, but if we make enough money selling coffee, 749 00:37:58,819 --> 00:38:00,821 maybe we could hire better representation. 750 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:03,073 Someone like... [gasps] Oh! Johnnie Cock-hand! 751 00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:04,783 Who is Johnnie Cock-hand? 752 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,327 From The BJ Story, my favorite porno. 753 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:10,288 He totally got that black guy off. And off. 754 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:14,125 The world don't work like pornos, Angie. I wish it did. 755 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:17,963 [sighs] The system's busted. We gotta take matters into our own hands. 756 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:19,481 Okay, but can you use your good hand? 757 00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:22,425 Because the other one looks like a tampon. I'm gonna gag and die. Gross. 758 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:27,347 Whoa. That's quite a talent you got there. 759 00:38:28,098 --> 00:38:29,182 [Dayanara] Thanks. 760 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:34,062 Normally, street art, it scares me, but this is very pretty. 761 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:37,357 I wasn't goin' for pretty. 762 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,111 Oh. Well, I... I like how it tells a story. 763 00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:43,404 How love gives you legs to stand on, 764 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:47,033 and without it, you're just a disgusting, deformed cripple. 765 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:48,409 Can I help you with something? 766 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,161 Oh, it's funny you should ask. 767 00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:53,081 Actually, I was wondering if I could borrow some of your paints. 768 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,375 My husband's on his way, and I... 769 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:59,921 I want to make him somethin' special to tell him the good news. [chuckles] 770 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,547 We're havin' a baby. 771 00:39:03,799 --> 00:39:05,801 That's not always good news. 772 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,679 - Of course it is. - [Dayanara sighs] 773 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,974 - Oh, you don't know my Vinnie. - I don't have to. 774 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,433 They're all the same. 775 00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:14,519 As soon as shit gets real, they run. 776 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:16,187 Even if they only have one fucking leg. 777 00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,065 What Vinnie and me have is different. 778 00:39:19,149 --> 00:39:20,816 We made vows. 779 00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:23,278 "For better or for worse, in sickness and in health." 780 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,947 He would never do that to me. 781 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,118 - Just borrow the blue. - [gasps] 782 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:33,746 Oh, it's another sign! It's a boy! 783 00:39:34,247 --> 00:39:35,331 Thank you. 784 00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:40,211 [Big Boo] The glory of revolt. It's like looking in a history textbook. 785 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:43,298 One made possible by fetal alcohol syndrome. 786 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:44,715 Interesting. 787 00:39:45,758 --> 00:39:48,803 - I was thinking more shaken baby. - Hmm. 788 00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:51,264 Mmm-hmm. 789 00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:56,144 I had thought about art history, but it just didn't seem practical. 790 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,830 Yeah, I once thought about art history, and then I passed out drunk. 791 00:39:58,854 --> 00:39:59,855 [Linda chuckles] 792 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,274 Damn. 793 00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:04,402 That's a real nice necklace you got. 794 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:07,072 Personally, I think it'd be cuter on me. 795 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,908 - What you think? - [scoffs] Yeah. 796 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,867 - Shit will make your eyes pop. - [Linda gasps] 797 00:40:11,952 --> 00:40:14,287 Whoa, now back the fuck off. Come on. 798 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,581 Oh, look like butchy want to play. 799 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:17,748 [Big Boo] Ooh. 800 00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:20,376 Anybody ever tell you size matters? 801 00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:22,003 Motherfucker. 802 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,047 Yeah, fuck off. 803 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:27,383 That's right. And it's Mr. Butch to you! 804 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,385 [Linda] Oh, my God. 805 00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:30,971 [breathing heavily] 806 00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:37,393 God! Fuck. 807 00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:38,769 [moaning] 808 00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,276 Holy shit! 809 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,028 [machines beeping] 810 00:40:50,323 --> 00:40:51,532 What's wrong with him? 811 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:53,326 It's like half of him is very sad. 812 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:55,620 Hey, pudding face. Wake up. 813 00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:57,163 We need your passcode. 814 00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:59,290 Christ. He's a vegetable. 815 00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:01,792 We don't need his brain. Just his finger. 816 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,294 What are you talking about? 817 00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:07,173 See? It uses a fingerprint. 818 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,760 We are living in the future. 819 00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,013 Or they are. 820 00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,740 - Someone is. - [Adarsh] Now it's time for the other one. 821 00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:15,974 [Red gasps] 822 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:20,228 - What is he doin' here? - [Red] Trying to be a hero. 823 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:23,106 Quick. Create a diversion while I get the fingerprint. 824 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,441 - How? - You're a woman. How? 825 00:41:25,525 --> 00:41:27,027 - Use your sexuality. - Okay. 826 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:30,989 [in Spanish] Fucking Bond villain. 827 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:33,116 This side feels a bit tender. 828 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,619 - Is that okay for you? - [Elsie] Yeah, that... that's good. 829 00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:39,164 - Hey. - Can I help you? 830 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,458 Do you come often to this place? 831 00:41:42,542 --> 00:41:44,335 I work here, so yes. 832 00:41:44,919 --> 00:41:47,630 I work here, too. I'm an inmate. 833 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,514 [gasps and laughs] 834 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,480 What? No, no, no. [whimpers] 835 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:06,566 [sighs] 836 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:09,610 [gasps] 837 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:14,449 I'm not gonna give you drugs. 838 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,451 I don't want drugs. 839 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,203 I want romance. 840 00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:19,662 He isn't interested. 841 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:21,206 Quiet, grandma. 842 00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:22,790 Okay, I think you need to leave. 843 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:26,169 That's right. He's my Bollywood prince. 844 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:28,796 - Psst. - Fine. You can have him. 845 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:33,718 - Oh. - Did you get it? 846 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,889 Oh. Smart. 847 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:42,310 And then the princess kissed the knight, 848 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,354 and they ran away from the castle 849 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:49,442 to a place where her parents could never find them. 850 00:42:51,611 --> 00:42:53,529 And then they lived happily... 851 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:55,865 ever... 852 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,410 after! 853 00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:02,872 Until she got pregnant. 854 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:05,875 And then it was all "baby" this and "nursery" that. 855 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:09,837 She even stopped performing oral sex. Had to do with the hormones. 856 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,799 And suddenly he realized, "This isn't where I want to be. 857 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,050 I'm a fuckin' knight. 858 00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:18,263 [sighs] I was born to kill." 859 00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,640 And in that moment, he understood... 860 00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,269 that he had to disappear. 861 00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:29,482 Into the night. 862 00:43:31,526 --> 00:43:34,195 [stammering] Uh... I got nothin'. 863 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:39,575 [sighs] When in doubt, go with dragons. 864 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:41,827 [Black Cindy] I'm gonna be honest. 865 00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:45,665 I think that Josh boy... [clicks tongue] want it. 866 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:48,293 He got that thirsty look in his eye. 867 00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:52,797 He could also just be thirsty, like... 868 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,507 for water. 869 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:55,633 Man. 870 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:58,511 Why you gotta throw salt in my game? Like... 871 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:01,722 Yo, it ain't that serious. 872 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,934 My daughter used to play that story game with her friends. 873 00:44:05,017 --> 00:44:06,602 [takes deep breath] 874 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:10,064 We used to have sleepovers at my house during summer. 875 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:12,858 They'd set up a tent in the yard... 876 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,196 beg me to make my famous brownies. 877 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,658 You miss her, huh? 878 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:22,910 You have no idea. 879 00:44:24,287 --> 00:44:25,580 [Alison sighs] 880 00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,874 I'll be back. [grunts] 881 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,002 You got this? 882 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:34,922 Yeah, I got this. 883 00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:40,949 So the princess got another abortion. 884 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:44,265 - What? Ugh! - And, uh, when the king found out, 885 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:47,435 he freaked and locked her in a tower for the rest of her life. 886 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:50,813 The end. 887 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:53,399 That's what I would do. 888 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,068 You guys are animals. 889 00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:57,152 [Black Cindy] Hey! 890 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:01,241 This ain't no damn slumber party. Back to your bunks! 891 00:45:01,324 --> 00:45:03,200 - Aw. - Now! 892 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:05,745 - [Luschek] Aw, man. - Fucking guards, man. 893 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,834 My wife is in there. 894 00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,670 I don't care if Taylor Swift is in there. No one's gettin' in. 895 00:45:14,754 --> 00:45:17,214 - This is bullshit. - Okay, sir. 896 00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:19,943 [Vince] What's your name? Hopper? Is there somebody else I can talk to? 897 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:21,808 - Somebody in charge? - No, I'm in charge, sir. 898 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,597 [Lorna] Vinnie! 899 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,360 - [guard] Guys, we got a woman on the roof. - Vinnie, I'm over here! 900 00:45:27,933 --> 00:45:28,934 Look at this. 901 00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:30,899 [Lorna] Over here! [reporter] Come on. Let's go. 902 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:33,398 - Vinnie! - That what I think it is? 903 00:45:33,481 --> 00:45:35,065 It's a surrender. 904 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:37,151 - [indistinct chatter] - Oh. Oh, shoot. 905 00:45:37,234 --> 00:45:38,694 [woman] There are words on it. 906 00:45:39,362 --> 00:45:41,864 - [man] "Lasagna in the oven"? - Vinnie! 907 00:45:41,947 --> 00:45:44,992 - [man] Jesus, is that a threat? - Holy shit. 908 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:48,288 Honey, do you get it? It's our hilarious joke! 909 00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:50,873 I don't think he can hear you. 910 00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:53,167 That woman looks mentally ill. 911 00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:56,587 - [Vince] Jesus fucking Christ. - Your wife, I take it? 912 00:45:56,671 --> 00:45:58,756 No. Wrong prison. Excuse me. 913 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,520 - [coughs] Excuse me. - [Lorna] I love you! 914 00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:02,760 Honey! 915 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:03,969 Vinnie! 916 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,848 - Where are you going? - Maybe he got diarrhea. 917 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,643 No, he doesn't have diarrhea. 918 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:13,747 - [car lock beeps] - [Lorna] Vinnie! 919 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:16,231 Where is he go... Vinnie! 920 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,526 Vinnie, honey, I'm here! 921 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:21,737 Vinnie, where are you going? I'm right here! 922 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:24,615 Vinnie! No, don't go! 923 00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,578 Maybe you should've went with another metaphor. 924 00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:29,829 [sobs] 925 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,515 Allahu Akbar. 926 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,733 [indistinct chatter] 927 00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:11,579 - I hope it's a book burning. - Fingers crossed. 928 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,872 [Digori chuckles] 929 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,304 Hi, everyone. Um... 930 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:32,141 Uh, thank you for bringing your books. 931 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:35,936 In honor of Poussey, 932 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:40,400 I'd like to welcome you all to the new Litchfield Community Library. 933 00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:45,863 Now, as you can see, it's no longer just one room, but it's everywhere. 934 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:48,866 Um, so just take your book, replace it with another. 935 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:49,992 Kind of like a book swap. 936 00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:54,329 And no, uh, smoking, 'cause, like, you know, paper. [chuckles] 937 00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:56,206 Um, and no stealing. 938 00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:59,168 And no flash photography. 939 00:47:59,251 --> 00:48:01,962 Just be respectful. Okay. 940 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:06,341 - [inmate 1] Oh, wow. Nice. - [inmate 2] Wow. 941 00:48:06,426 --> 00:48:08,135 [inmates murmuring] 942 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,288 So simple. 943 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:39,291 Maybe I should learn how to read. 944 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:59,353 You brought her favorite. [chuckles] 945 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,732 Listen, I'm sorry about last night. 946 00:49:03,816 --> 00:49:09,029 I was drunk and insensitive and rude, and you did not deserve that. 947 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,280 It's okay. 948 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,158 No, it's not. 949 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:16,746 I know how much she meant to you. 950 00:49:18,455 --> 00:49:20,290 And how much you meant to her. 951 00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:24,169 Look, I get it. 952 00:49:24,253 --> 00:49:27,089 Trust me. I'm pissed off, just like you. 953 00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:28,382 I ain't hungry. 954 00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:30,510 I can't sleep. 955 00:49:31,511 --> 00:49:33,971 And every time I close my eyes, I see her. 956 00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,434 At least you're doing something about it. 957 00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:41,896 It don't matter. [chuckles] 958 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,356 She ain't comin' back. 959 00:49:50,613 --> 00:49:51,822 [sighs] 960 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:14,261 It ain't no Dewey decimal system, but... 961 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:15,805 [chuckles] 962 00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:17,848 it's all right. [chuckles] 963 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:28,358 - [Taystee sniffles] - [Brook sighs] 964 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:35,032 [inmates cheering and whistling] 965 00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:40,830 [inmate] Hot, baby! 966 00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:42,748 - Hey. Okay? - All right. 967 00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:01,684 Another work of art. 968 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:03,268 [smacks lips] 969 00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:05,771 You're, like, the Basquiat to my Warhol. 970 00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,398 I was gonna say that. 971 00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:21,871 [both giggling] 972 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:29,670 Wait. When is the last time you showered? 973 00:51:29,754 --> 00:51:31,505 You smell like burnt Cheetos. 974 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:33,548 Oh, shut up. 975 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:35,801 [Piper moans] 976 00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:39,429 - [chuckles] - Are those braids? 977 00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,192 [Frieda chuckles] Uh-oh. 978 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,736 Pothead alert. 979 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,738 [Frieda and Gloria chuckling] 980 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:58,448 [cell phone beeping] 981 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:03,287 - What the... - Yes! Signal booster's working. I rule. 982 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:04,914 [both laughing] 983 00:52:09,376 --> 00:52:10,795 [chuckles] 984 00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:13,213 Who's Benny? Your boyfriend? 985 00:52:16,216 --> 00:52:17,217 No. 986 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,637 My son. 987 00:52:27,352 --> 00:52:28,979 How about the little scared cryin' face? 988 00:52:29,063 --> 00:52:30,314 No! 989 00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:33,025 We have to get inside the man's head. 990 00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:36,611 We need Piscatella to believe he's actually talking to Humphrey. 991 00:52:36,696 --> 00:52:41,658 I see. So you're sayin' knife, gun, bomb, then prayers' hands. 992 00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:43,577 Oh, give that to me. 993 00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:46,413 "Piscatella... 994 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:48,833 it's Humps. 995 00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:52,753 We need your help. 996 00:52:53,670 --> 00:52:55,172 Are you there?" 997 00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:59,259 See? Simple, clean. 998 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:04,890 I still feel it's missing something. 999 00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:06,475 [cell phone vibrating] 1000 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:13,107 [cell phone vibrating] 1001 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,112 [indistinct chatter] 1002 00:53:20,489 --> 00:53:21,698 Sorry. We're out. 1003 00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:23,617 I waited 20 fucking minutes! 1004 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,661 What happened to the cold brew? It was right here. 1005 00:53:25,745 --> 00:53:27,246 I don't know. Ask your partner. 1006 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:30,582 Oh, hell no. I know you ain't calling me a thief. 1007 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:33,377 - I sure as hell didn't take it. - Never trust a white bitch. 1008 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,087 Who you callin' a bitch, spic? 1009 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:36,964 Who you calling a spic, cracker? 1010 00:53:39,133 --> 00:53:42,094 - They ain't got no coffee! - [inmate 1] What? 1011 00:53:42,177 --> 00:53:44,138 [inmates shouting indistinctly] 1012 00:53:58,986 --> 00:54:00,195 Who was that? 1013 00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:02,948 Nobody. 1014 00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:04,366 [Gloria] What? 1015 00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:07,244 Lourdes, I can't hear you. 1016 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,662 Stop crying. 1017 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,540 What hospital is he in? 1018 00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:13,625 What? 1019 00:54:14,543 --> 00:54:16,336 Stop crying. I can't hear you. 1020 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:20,007 Well... well, what did the doctor say? 1021 00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:22,843 [crying] 1022 00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:25,720 Lourdes, listen to me! 1023 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,308 What did the doctor say, Lourdes? 1024 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,191 [Pennsatucky grunts] 1025 00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:40,319 What are you doing? Let go of me! 1026 00:54:40,402 --> 00:54:41,987 - [Angie laughing] - What are you doing? 1027 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,655 No! It's for the community! 1028 00:54:43,738 --> 00:54:46,200 Leanne, no! Please, no! 1029 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,868 Let go of me. 1030 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,162 - [urinating] - [Angie laughing] 1031 00:54:57,377 --> 00:54:58,587 [Angie grunts] 1032 00:55:19,942 --> 00:55:21,318 [clamoring] 1033 00:55:42,131 --> 00:55:44,008 [upbeat music playing]