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[CELL DOOR SLAMS]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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[CELL DOOR SLAMS]
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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[CELL DOOR SLAMS]
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This must be what the
Maasai tribesmen feel like
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after they've speared an elephant.
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Except white men aren't exactly
an endangered species,
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and this animal is going to wake up.
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[GRUNTS] Ah, he'll be
out for a couple hours.
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- Where the hell are we?
- [SCOFFS] It's a long story.
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- What do we do when he wakes up?
- We torture him into a confession.
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Don't you think that we have
all already suffered enough
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in service of your revenge scheme, Red?
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Did he do that to you? [SIGHS]
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I think you need to go lie down.
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- I'm fine.
- You are not fine. No one here is fine.
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You don't look so good either, Red.
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Yeah, Red, that terrifying clown look?
Doesn't really work on anybody.
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- You have something to restrain him?
- Something? I got everything!
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But we should move him.
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Let's get him down into the pool so
we have room to work, just in case.
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Girls, give me a hand. We'll carry him.
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- Yeah, I'll get right on that.
- You know my right knee is for shit.
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It's difficult for me to condone
violence, even if it's him.
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Nicky, please.
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If we don't get his confession,
this was all for nothing.
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Don't make me beg.
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How many times has this woman
been there for you, huh?
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Even if it's just an extra
fucking cup of Jell-O.
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And, yes, she is withholding,
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and not the archetypical mother you
spent your whole life wishing you had.
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Regardless, we ain't gonna
get through this shit alone.
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See, that much I know.
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[NORMA SIGHS]
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Why don't you go upstairs and get
some Tylenol or something, okay?
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And I will deal with this.
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- I'm fine...
- Go.
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[ALEX GRUNTS SOFTLY]
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- [PIPER SIGHS]
- [FRIEDA] On my count.
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One, two...
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Three years without a Pap
smear, Ms. Figueroa.
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I figured it's healthier for
Duchess to go without 'em
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than to subject her to that old
pervert they be calling a doctor.
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You know what he did
the one time I went?
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There I am... legs spread... breeze
blowin' through my south half.
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He's standing there, a good
five feet away, lookin' at me.
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He ain't even close enough to see nothin'
where he's supposed to be lookin'.
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And you know what he say?
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"Shame about your legs.
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At least they let women
wear pants these days."
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And now I know the fucker blind 'cause
I got some fine-ass legs right here.
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- [STAMMERS] I hate myself for asking...
- [TAYSTEE PANTS]
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I really, really do. But... Duchess?
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[GRUNTS] Yeah. 'Cause
my nay-nay be noble.
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- Of course.
- You ain't got a name for yours?
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What are the chances of
getting a cup of coffee?
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[TAYSTEE SIGHS]
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- Hey, Mr. C...
- [SIGHS]
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Your girlfriend got a
name for her pussy?
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Tracy.
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- [TAYSTEE LAUGHING]
- Go fuck yourself, Joe!
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And she's not my girlfriend.
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[CHUCKLES] Okay, I got to know
where this one come from.
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I told you mine.
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Yo, you tell me, then we'll see
about getting you some, uh, coffee.
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Tracy Loomis and I were best friends
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until she went through puberty
before me and got more popular
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because it was rumored that she
let David Rosen titty fuck her.
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- [LAUGHS]
- So I named it after her
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because my vagina's a bitch.
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She is not wrong.
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[CHUCKLES] That's some
weird shit, Ms. Fig.
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For real, though. I mean, just
let the girl... [CHUCKLES]
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Taystee...
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it has been 12 hours and we
haven't gotten anywhere.
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- Your point was?
- Healthcare.
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Do you know what happens
when we get sick?
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A CO decides if it's essential or not.
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A man who don't know or
care nothin' about us
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tells us if we sick enough
to go to the doctor.
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And if it ain't essential,
you gotta lie in your bunk,
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hoping that your fever
don't get too high,
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or you gotta find a friend who can
afford Tylenol from commissary.
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Look... last year, a girl
had an infected tooth
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and it took so long for a
guard to take her serious,
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that the infection grew and now
she blind in one of her eyes!
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Yeah, that's right. She a damn
pirate 'cause of this place.
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So you tell me that an emergency
trip to the ER ain't more expensive
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than getting us decent
care in the first place.
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- She's right, you know.
- Oh, shut up, Joe. Jesus.
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Fine, I will make it happen.
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- You win healthcare.
- [SIGHS]
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Now can someone get me a
goddamn cup of coffee?
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I am right on it...
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Tracy. [LAUGHING] Sorry.
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[LAUGHS]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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I think I should slap you
and then you could slap me.
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[CLICKS TONGUE] I don't
let nobody hit me.
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But it's like a sleep fighter.
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Gets your adrenaline goin' or some shit.
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- Yeah?
- Adorefins.
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- Do it gotta be the face?
- Hmm. Not really sure.
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But when my moms would try
to keep my stepdad up,
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it was always the face.
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[BREATHES HEAVILY]
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[OFFICERS SNORING]
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Hey!
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[GROANS]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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- What I told you about that shit?
- What happened?
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I can't help when I sleep
fart. It just slips out.
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- [GLORIA] Ugh, that's disgusting.
- [BLAKE GROANS]
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- What's going on?
- Don't worry, I got it.
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You, long pants. Let's go.
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Aren't all pants long?
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- Didn't you hear me? I said let's go.
- I don't understand, I was...
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Hey, did I say you could talk?
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Let's go. I'm taking him to the Poo.
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Let's go. Close the door.
Keep your eyes on them.
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They're up to something.
I could feel it.
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Go.
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- She maybe got good potential.
- [OUIJA GRUNTS]
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We got ourselves an intern.
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- [CHUCKLING]
- What's up now?
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[CHUCKLING]
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- [GRUNTS] You feel them adorefins?
- [GROANS]
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- Fuck! [INHALING DEEPLY]
- [LAUGHING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[SIGHS]
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- [LOURDES] Did you sleep?
- No.
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I'll go get us some coffee.
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I broke the vase.
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What?
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The vase... [STAMMERS]
the one in your bedroom.
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It was, like, green
or blue or something?
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That was a long time ago.
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I made Benny say it was his fault.
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I told him I'd take his
Spider-Man if he told you.
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You know what I remember?
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At the pool...
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You must have been nine or ten.
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Benny sat and watched you and your friends
dive off the diving board all day.
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He wouldn't even swim. Just watched you.
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And then right before
it was time to leave,
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he ran over and climbed up.
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And I thought, finally... the boy
has found his guts, you know?
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But when he got to the end...
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He froze.
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- And what did you do?
- I went to get him.
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You took his hand, counted to three...
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and you jumped together.
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That's what I remember.
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Also the slap on the water
when he landed on his back,
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- and the crying, and... [CHUCKLES]
- [SIGHS]
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But he went holding your hand.
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You taught him how to be brave.
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- If he dies...
- He's not gonna die.
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- But he...
- He's not going to die.
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I wish Mom was here.
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Me, too, bubbaloo.
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You want milk and sugar?
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Yo, I thought we were
taking him to Medical.
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We can't. Don't know how
Medical gonna help a dead man.
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- Then where we going?
- Man, hell if I know.
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This is a bad idea.
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Then come up with a better idea,
Your Majesty, Queen of the Obvious.
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This is that place.
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Some things happened.
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There's a lot of feelings
in this place. A lot.
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Oh! Yo, she like accidental genius
sometimes, swear to God. Yeah!
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[JANAE] Leave him just for now, right?
Too long and that shit's gonna stank.
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- [BLACK CINDY SIGHS]
- What the fuck?
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- He died?
- [SUZANNE] Oh, no.
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[BLACK CINDY] For real?
You shut the fuck up!
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I mean, you keep flappin'
your big ass lips,
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and our whole peace in the
Middle East thing? Canceled.
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[SUZANNE] No, no, no, no, no.
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- No, you lied to me.
- No, I didn't...
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- You lied!
- [SHUSHING]
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- He died!
- Don't...
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- [SHUSHES] Shut the fuck...
- Lying is very bad.
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- Dying is very, very bad.
- Oh. Suzanne.
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Suzanne, I'm gonna need you
to calm down, all right?
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- You're a liar, liar, pants on fire!
- [SIGHS]
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You've all been fed a bunch of lies.
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I mean, they wanna put labels on you,
like crazy, psycho, deranged stalker.
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But we're not gonna let
them do that, are we?
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Mmm-mmm.
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Because there is nothing wrong with you.
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You are perfect, just the way you are.
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It really is about getting
up in the morning,
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looking in that mirror and
sayin', "Self, you're great."
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That, and a little bit of lipstick,
that is all the medicine you need!
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Go on, get out of here. Go on!
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[SIGHS]
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What if your self still has a headache,
even after you tell it, "You're great"?
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Well, I hadn't, uh, considered
that particular situation.
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This is more of an anti-depressant,
anti-psychotic kinda theory.
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- So can I have an Advil or something?
- Well, I can't see why not.
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As long as it doesn't
affect your self-esteem.
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[CHUCKLING]
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You know, I gotta say,
you seem real nice.
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Aw, well, thank you.
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- Now, what is your name?
- Kasey.
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Well, Kasey, it is very,
very nice to meet you.
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Likewise. It's cool when
people surprise you, you know?
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I guess I assumed La Loca... [CHUCKLES]
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I mean, that's "batshit"
in spic language,
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but here you seem real normal and nice.
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Oh, my mistake.
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Looks like we're all
out of Advil. Sorry.
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Crazy fuckin' dago!
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- Move along!
- Jeez!
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- [ALL GRUNTING]
- Someone on that side
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is not carrying their weight, literally.
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Hey, I was upfront about my knee issue.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch his head.
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[ALL GRUNTING AND PANTING]
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Fuck his head.
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Okay, ready?
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[PISCATELLA GROANS]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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One... two... three!
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[BIG BOO] Fuck yeah.
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- [ALL PANTING]
- Sisterhood is powerful.
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[NICKY] Jesus.
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- He deserves it.
- [BOTH GRUNTING]
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Yeah. Call me crazy, but the morality
of this particular situation,
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[STAMMERS] uh, it just sort of makes
it tricky to define who deserves what.
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Kind of a gray area, if you will.
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Here, let's put him in the chair.
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- [GRUNTING] One, two, three!
- [BIG BOO] Two, three.
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00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,709
[ALL GRUNTING]
236
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,085
[RED] Wonderful.
237
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,170
[ALL PANTING]
238
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,715
- Thank you, girls. [SIGHS]
- [BIG BOO EXHALES DEEPLY]
239
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,217
So, again, we're all just totally fine
240
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:25,554
with the fact that we're inside of
an empty pool right now, right?
241
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,640
Like, nobody wants to talk about that.
242
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,392
- [GRUNTING]
- [ANITA GASPS]
243
00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:31,560
[STUTTERS] Yeah, I don't
know if rope will be enough
244
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,772
to keep him properly
propped. Let me look around.
245
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,149
[GRUNTS]
246
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,527
How come you have all his toys?
247
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,113
Did you build a secret bunker?
248
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:47,326
- Piper, help push him back up, would you?
- No, absolutely not.
249
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,453
Nicky's motivational
speech got us this far,
250
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,164
but I am not going to be a
part of whatever this is.
251
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,084
I won't do anything he doesn't deserve.
252
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,628
[NICKY] Wow, there it is again, huh?
253
00:13:57,629 --> 00:14:00,632
We're just really playing fast and
loose with that word today, huh?
254
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,386
- This should do the trick.
- [CHUCKLES]
255
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,431
[MARIA] You're gonna abandon
everything we're trying to do here?
256
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:10,265
The mattresses are made out of vinyl.
257
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,519
And let's get serious. You know that some
of us needed a shower anyway, right?
258
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,228
Right, sucia?
259
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:20,526
Oh, don't give up so easy, you know?
It's a storm. It's gonna pass!
260
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,820
We heard negotiations
are going real good.
261
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,447
- What?
- Healthcare and better food,
262
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,532
and maybe even Beyoncé
gonna come say hi to us.
263
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,992
- Huh?
- You don't wanna miss out on that!
264
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,703
Beyoncé ain't comin' to Litchfield!
265
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,414
How dare you doubt her?
266
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,458
Look! Look, guys, come on!
267
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:38,502
- Move. Just walk.
- Take Dixon or Josh. Why is it me?
268
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:39,628
- Fuck.
- Doesn't make...
269
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,046
- Shut up!
- I'm the nice one!
270
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,508
- Get in.
- [GRUNTS] Please...
271
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,803
Hey, now that I'm in here and everything,
can you please tell me what I did?
272
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,096
Nothing.
273
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,850
- Pardon?
- You didn't do nothing, all right?
274
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,728
I got a plan. Just... Fuck.
275
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,647
Just... just... Just trust me.
276
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,816
Oh, yeah, I have literally
zero idea why I would do that,
277
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,569
seeing as how you just locked
me in a shithole for no reason!
278
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,322
Listen. You gotta be patient and wait.
I'm gonna get you out of here soon.
279
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,867
Oh, wow. That is less than specific.
280
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,497
[PANTING] All right,
listen. Do me a favor.
281
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:19,042
When I tell you it's time, go
with it. Please. Hey, got it?
282
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,837
Yeah, no idea what you mean
when you say, "Go with it."
283
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:22,880
Oh, shut up!
284
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,718
And get ready. Fuck!
285
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,097
[SIGHS]
286
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,225
So lonely.
287
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:38,437
He's not in there anymore,
okay? It's just his body.
288
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,691
- His soul is in a better place now.
- He's in heaven, Suzanne.
289
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:46,779
Hey, Cindy Rubenstein... you
don't believe in heaven.
290
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,115
I believe you're referring
to the modern cultural Jew
291
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,452
who typically doesn't believe in a
stringent concept of heaven and hell.
292
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,829
However, historically,
293
00:15:55,830 --> 00:16:01,001
Judaism does subscribe to the idea
of Olam Ha-Ba, the world to come.
294
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,211
Converts are always the worst.
295
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,964
Y'all think they'll let us into
heaven after we've been in prison?
296
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,383
Maybe this is not the
time for this, yeah?
297
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,843
It's something I think about.
298
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,846
- Is Poussey in heaven?
- [ALISON] Of course she is, honey.
299
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,807
In my faith, we call it paradise.
300
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,100
Hmm. I bet you she's up there right now,
301
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,019
having a heck of a time
looking down at us,
302
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,731
laughing about this mess
we got ourselves in.
303
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:26,569
[STAMMERS] Wait, so, the dead bad
person is up there with her?
304
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,571
In the paradise-heaven-better-place?
305
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:32,199
- Absolutely not.
- Well, she said he's in a better place.
306
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,952
[PANTS] You... you...
307
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:39,331
He is. It's just a different better
place than the one that P's in.
308
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,210
Wait, so you can be a bad person and
still end up in the better place?
309
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,795
Okay, look. Nobody knows, all right?
310
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:47,881
It's just shit people say to
make each other feel better.
311
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,635
Oh, it's too much! [STAMMERS]
It's too much death!
312
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:55,556
It's too much. And... and you're
all lying, lying, lying, lying!
313
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,183
You liars! Oh, God!
314
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:01,895
Too much death! Too much, it's too much!
315
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,564
That's right! You're liars.
316
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:08,318
You lie. You lie! [CRYING]
317
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,738
Too much! Too much death! Too much!
318
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,531
All right, what you wanna do
is keep 'em on their toes.
319
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:13,866
Yeah, you gotta mess with their brains.
320
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,661
- Why is your face all red?
- Oh, I slapped her to stay awake.
321
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,288
But we good now. We got something
better. Yo, check this out.
322
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,000
Go, go, go. All right, so, see this?
323
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,086
You take your coffee,
then you take your card.
324
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,964
Boom, boom, boom, boom. And you
gonna line that bitch up, right?
325
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:32,134
You gotta get yourself a pen,
take it apart like this. You see?
326
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:33,802
[SNIFFS] All right. [SNIFFS]
327
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,929
[PIDGE CHUCKLES] Watch, watch.
328
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,180
[INHALES DEEPLY]
329
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,101
- Oh, fuck!
- [CACKLING]
330
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,144
[GROANS]
331
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,563
We found an extra can
in somebody's locker.
332
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,232
[GROANS] Fuck, we could've used
that shit in the coffeehouse.
333
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,653
But you know what? [SNIFFLES] Well,
fuck it. I'm livin' in the now.
334
00:17:50,654 --> 00:17:51,904
[BOTH LAUGH]
335
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:55,365
[PANTING] Fuck. Shit.
Is my nose bleeding?
336
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,160
Just a little. But whatever.
Yo, let me do a line.
337
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,828
Come on, come on. Fuck
it. Grab that shit.
338
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,163
[PANTING] Watch this shit.
339
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:03,832
It's amazing.
340
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,126
[INHALES DEEPLY]
341
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,503
[GROANING]
342
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,715
[GRUNTS]
343
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:14,551
[PANTING] The more it hurts, the
doper the... the high, right?
344
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,595
- Totally.
- I think y'all crazy.
345
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,764
Excedrin work just as
good and it don't hurt.
346
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:22,059
- The pain lets you know that you're alive.
- I know I'm alive.
347
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,812
- You were talkin' about the guards, right?
- [ZIRCONIA] Yeah, right.
348
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,397
You gotta fuck with 'em.
349
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,150
- Oh, man, this is my favorite.
- [CHUCKLING] Yo.
350
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:32,611
- [GASPS]
- [ZIRCONIA] You know how this goes.
351
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,656
Ain't gonna happen unless
you all looking at me.
352
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,490
I need ten eyes, right here.
353
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,785
The slick one ain't looking yet.
354
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,036
[ZIRCONIA] I can stand
here all day waiting,
355
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,664
so you better get your
dude over there in line.
356
00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:48,753
The longer we wait, the
more of you going to Poo.
357
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:57,136
"Two Girls, One Cup." It's a
classic, but still hard to beat.
358
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,096
[DAVIS SNIFFLES]
359
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,222
[GAGS AND COUGHS]
360
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,849
No. Fuck this.
361
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:03,684
- This is bullshit!
- Uh-oh, we got a rebellion.
362
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,269
- Oh, I got this.
- [DIXON] This ain't doin' shit!
363
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,814
You didn't learn your lesson
from your friend earlier?
364
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,858
What lesson? There ain't no lesson here!
365
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,652
Just a bunch of sociopaths
torturing us, and for what?
366
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,697
You think getting better food is
gonna make you not a criminal?
367
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,782
The world already considers
y'all a pile of garbage,
368
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:21,786
and that was before you went and held
a bunch of innocent people hostage.
369
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,914
You think people will
be on your side now?
370
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,336
You, with the boobs. You, too.
371
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,545
- Me?
- [GLORIA] No, her.
372
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:36,717
One of you has an opinion, the rest
of you are gonna suffer for it.
373
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:39,469
I was just sitting here. I
didn't do anything. Please.
374
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:41,179
I'll stare at the shit eaters some more.
375
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,430
What do you want me to
do? I'll do anything.
376
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,099
- Out. Now!
- What?
377
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,727
[SIGHS] Damn it, Dixon.
378
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,395
- Come on.
- You're a fucking idiot.
379
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,108
Can't let them get too
comfortable, right?
380
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,903
Nice job, Mendoza. Mental
warfare, I like it.
381
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:58,321
Yeah, you a good student. Z,
help her down to the Poo.
382
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,158
[PANTING] Nah. We'll be just fine.
383
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,705
- [PIDGE] Ay!
- Ooh!
384
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,083
- [MCCULLOUGH PANTING]
- [GRUNTING]
385
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,127
Get in!
386
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:19,093
Move it! Move. Move, move, move, move!
387
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,225
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
388
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,442
[GRUNTS]
389
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:37,694
Get in!
390
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,948
Fuck!
391
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,329
[BOTH INHALING DEEPLY]
392
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,414
- [BOTH GRUNTING LOUDLY]
- Yeah!
393
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,417
- [GROWLING] Fuck yeah! Fuck!
- [GROWLS]
394
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,086
[GLORIA GRUNTS]
395
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,842
[PANTING]
396
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,225
[RAIN TAPPING]
397
00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,982
[CRYING]
398
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,787
Now, can someone tell me how throwin'
someone in a room by themselves
399
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,414
and denying them access to
sunshine and other people
400
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:34,043
teaches them any kinda lesson?
401
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,797
- That's what I thought.
- Psst!
402
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,591
Man, how you gonna mess
up my rhythm like that?
403
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,844
Psst!
404
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,263
Pardon me one second, would you?
405
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,474
[SIGHS]
406
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,352
Yo, you was killin' it in there!
407
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,479
- [MUMBLES]
- Yeah. I know.
408
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,233
That's why this better be
motherfuckin' important.
409
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,277
Look, we got a... a
little problem. [SIGHS]
410
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:03,446
Great, it's a little problem.
Little means you can handle it.
411
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,199
Oh, no, no, no. Mmm-mmm.
412
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,787
We got a dead guard and
Suzanne is freaking out.
413
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,040
- Are you fucking serious?
- [STAMMERS] I know, man.
414
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,457
I know, it's bad! Come
on, I'll take you...
415
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,418
No, you misunderstand.
416
00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,753
You think I got time to
handle more bullshit?
417
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,130
I'm in there busting my ass,
418
00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:22,632
trying to make shit better
for all of us by myself,
419
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:26,511
and you bringing me some nonsense?
That Suzanne is freaking out?
420
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,264
Well, spoiler alert. That's
what the fuck she does.
421
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,849
She freaks out!
422
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,602
Look, I ain't got no magic
Suzanne wand. Just deal with it.
423
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,148
Look, but... Whoa, whoa,
maybe you missed the part...
424
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:40,359
[WHISPERS] about the dead guard?
425
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,778
Oh, you mean the part where you
thought it would be a good idea
426
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:45,405
to run up in here and tell me some shit
427
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:49,076
that can make this whole thing
fall apart if somebody heard you?
428
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:51,578
You smart, man. You a damn genius.
429
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:53,913
You ain't got to be mean
about it. Shit, man!
430
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,623
Do you get what's going on here?
431
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,292
- Oh.
- Do you understand what's at stake?
432
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,878
This ain't a game, yo. This is our life.
433
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:03,340
What's going on in there is gonna
change the lives of hundreds of women.
434
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:09,679
And maybe if we do this right, other
prisons will listen, too, all right?
435
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,890
We got a chance to really change things.
436
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,516
And I'm in there tryin'
to make a difference,
437
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,768
and you know what?
438
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:19,648
I'm good at it. I'm getting somewhere.
439
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,944
So you tell me what's more important...
440
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:29,282
one girl who can't handle not
getting her breakfast on time
441
00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:33,495
or the rest of us who is in here
tryin' to survive every day?
442
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,746
[SIGHS]
443
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:40,502
That's what I thought.
444
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,339
[SIGHS]
445
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,637
[REPORTER] Live on the scene
here at Litchfield Prison.
446
00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:53,306
No new activity in the last few
hours. We are still awaiting any...
447
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,557
[TV CUTS OFF]
448
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,102
- Hey, I was watching that!
- And I was turning it off.
449
00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,063
You better get your
booty to the bus stop.
450
00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:03,483
If the bus leaves without
you, you got a long walk.
451
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,153
And I'm not writing no late-excuse
letters to the school.
452
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,196
It's like you don't even care about her.
453
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,991
- Who?
- See? Cindy. My sister?
454
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,786
Your daughter. She's in
that jail that's going off,
455
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,496
and you're pretending
she don't even exist.
456
00:24:16,497 --> 00:24:19,082
I care about her very much.
457
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,002
- You're not worried?
- Honey...
458
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:25,588
I didn't tell you before because
I didn't want you worrying,
459
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:27,549
but Cindy's not in that place.
460
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:31,094
She was transferred to another
facility a couple of months back.
461
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,929
And I'm sorry for keeping it from you.
462
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,222
She got transferred?
463
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,434
Yeah, something about behavior
infractions. I don't know.
464
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:41,938
Point is, she's all right and you
don't have to worry about her.
465
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,150
Focus on school, okay?
466
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,486
She got transferred?
467
00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:52,991
[STUTTERS] Where did you get that?
468
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,161
It doesn't matter. You're a fucking liar.
469
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,288
You watch your language!
470
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:02,334
- Why should I listen to anything you say?
- Because I am your... your mother!
471
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:07,172
- I wish you weren't.
- Well, sometimes I wish that, too.
472
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,425
- [FRIEDA] Found the pliers.
- Wonderful.
473
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:14,762
- You're actually going to torture him?
- Nothing he hasn't done to us.
474
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:18,308
Yeah, but he's a monster. You're... Red.
475
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,227
[BIG BOO] You know what, kids?
476
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:23,355
I believe I've had, uh, quite
enough fun for a while.
477
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:26,733
And blood? It's not
really my thing, so...
478
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,445
Boo out.
479
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,199
[RED] This man is no better than we are,
480
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:37,910
and yet he gets to roam free and
make our lives a living hell?
481
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:41,414
Because the system that
condemns us protects him?
482
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,251
This is insane. I need
to go check on Alex.
483
00:25:44,252 --> 00:25:46,669
All right, Piper, come on. We can't
just leave her down here alone.
484
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:50,257
[RED] Oh, yes, you can. Leave
me here. Go, all of you.
485
00:25:50,258 --> 00:25:53,593
I'm a big girl and I don't
need your moral elitism.
486
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:54,969
- Oh! Oh! [GRUNTS] Oh!
- Oh, oh, okay.
487
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:59,557
Okay. Oh, boy, that really undercut
your whole independent lady thing, huh?
488
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:00,933
- Norma, you bitch!
- [LAUGHS]
489
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,104
Impressive. Girl scout?
490
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:07,190
All right, uh, give me a
hand over here, right?
491
00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:10,152
I wish that we could go back
to the us from two days ago
492
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:12,404
and let them know that this
is where we were gonna be.
493
00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:16,866
- Blanca, you'll carry the torch, yes?
- Actually, Red, I'm pretty tired.
494
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,993
All right, let's pretend we're
at a Jewish wedding, right?
495
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,162
One, two, three!
496
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,497
[ALL GRUNTING]
497
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,790
I hate all of you.
498
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,252
Aw, we hate you back, Red, but with love!
499
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,671
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [GROANS]
500
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,424
- Hey!
- You came back! [SNIFFLES]
501
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,467
[BIG BOO] Oh!
502
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:37,804
I should get kidnapped and held
hostage by a psychopath more often.
503
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:42,100
I've had a lot of guys make a lot
of excuses for disappearing on me,
504
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,644
but that by far is the most
ridiculous one I've ever heard.
505
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:47,564
[CHUCKLES] Okay. I'll work on it.
506
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:51,318
Hey, girl, what happened to your face?
507
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:53,778
- Your friend, the feral one?
- Ah.
508
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,572
She's mad at me. She thinks
I stole you or something.
509
00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:57,657
[CHUCKLES] Is that what's going
on here, Miss Von Barlow?
510
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:59,285
Are you trying to steal me away?
511
00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:03,164
- What happened to your suit?
- Oh. Yeah.
512
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,874
Victim of the riot. [SIGHS]
513
00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:08,876
I really liked that suit.
514
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:11,546
Yeah, well, you should
see me in suspenders.
515
00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:12,714
Mmm.
516
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:15,634
Come here. [GRUNTS]
517
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,428
- [SNIFFS] Oh!
- What?
518
00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:20,514
How can I put this politely?
519
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:24,851
Have you been rolling around in a pile
of horse shit since I've been away?
520
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:30,106
I had to hide in the Poo to
escape a Mexican mongoloid!
521
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:33,360
Wow, I don't even know which part
of that is the most offensive.
522
00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:34,944
- [SIGHS]
- Impressive.
523
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,322
[SOFTLY] Oh, God.
524
00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:40,075
How about I get you a nice hot shower?
525
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,660
Oh, my God, that would be so nice.
526
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,829
Well, I happen to know a place.
527
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,707
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Hello?
528
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:51,002
Hello? I need Suzanne Warren's
medication. All of 'em.
529
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,255
Oh, she doesn't take those anymore.
530
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:55,632
[GRUNTS] Pardon?
531
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:59,511
Yeah. As a pretend licensed
medical professional,
532
00:27:59,512 --> 00:28:02,180
I made an uneducated but still
very thoughtful decision,
533
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,557
- and I took her off those.
- The fuck?
534
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,476
She's sick. She needs her medication.
535
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,978
No. No, no, no! No.
536
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:12,148
That is the problem around
here. You are the problem.
537
00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,775
Okay, she is not sick.
538
00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:16,319
She is wonderful and beautiful and unique
539
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,531
and just because her brain doesn't think
like everybody else's around here,
540
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,908
doesn't mean we should
stuff her full of pills.
541
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:24,369
- Do you know why we do that to people?
- Hmm?
542
00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,329
So we can feel more comfortable,
543
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:30,500
so we don't have to deal with anyone who
isn't what we think they should be.
544
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:33,044
I mean, who... who's to say
what normal is, anyway?
545
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,962
Look, Professor Fakey Pants,
546
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:37,965
I don't know what normal is,
but I know it ain't you.
547
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:41,511
And because you took these medical
decisions into your own hands,
548
00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:44,722
Suzanne is freaking the fuck out
and we can't get her to calm down.
549
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,516
So, now, I'm gonna need the medication.
550
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:47,975
What's she take?
551
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:50,937
No, that is confidential
patient information!
552
00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:54,941
Whoo! You are runnin'
hard on the psycho path,
553
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,901
but maybe it's time to
take a water break.
554
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,404
No! No, no, no, no, no! No,
you can't touch those.
555
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,905
What are you doing? Put those down!
556
00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:02,533
- You can't take that!
- Look...
557
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:06,411
sometimes the greater good matters
more than one raving lunatic.
558
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:10,665
Now her crazy is puttin' us all at risk and
scarin' the fuck out of me personally.
559
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:17,464
Uh-uh! Get... the fuck... out of my way!
560
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:20,216
[WHIMPERS]
561
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:26,306
Spread the word. This bathroom is
off-limits for at least an hour.
562
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,099
[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
563
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,730
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
564
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:35,857
[LINDA] Mmm.
565
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,693
You know, if I close my eyes,
566
00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:41,571
this is exactly like the
Serenity Day Spa in Utica.
567
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,906
Except for the faint notes
of shit and piss in the air.
568
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:46,910
Utica? I thought you
were from Connecticut.
569
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:53,708
You know, it is a little
known fact about Connecticut
570
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:56,211
- that we actually also have a Utica.
- Mmm.
571
00:29:57,003 --> 00:29:58,170
Yeah, it's near New Haven.
572
00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:03,468
Well, now, aren't you just a little
bundle of Connecticut trivia? [CHUCKLES]
573
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,762
- I kill at trivia night.
- [CHUCKLING]
574
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:06,971
In Connecticut.
575
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:10,309
Specifically in Connecticut.
[CHUCKLES] Mmm.
576
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:17,023
Fuck, would you look at me? I'm
all giggly and gay for you.
577
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,816
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
you're gay all the time.
578
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:19,817
Correct.
579
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:23,530
- I'm just not typically "gay" gay.
- [SIGHS]
580
00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:27,492
Aw, are you gonna pass me a note
and ask me if I like you now?
581
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:30,161
God. I love it when you're a bitch.
582
00:30:31,121 --> 00:30:33,581
It's just so... me.
583
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,792
Mmm. That's what
relationships are, right?
584
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:38,252
- Hmm?
- Well, it's just finding someone who...
585
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,921
[INHALES DEEPLY]
586
00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,799
Reflects those parts of yourself
that you want everyone else to see.
587
00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:46,010
It's narcissism, but
in a prettier package.
588
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:51,182
Well, then I guess I want everyone
to see that I'm a hot piece of ass
589
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:56,729
with a big set of brass balls
and a mouth to back them up.
590
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,524
I've never felt so seen.
591
00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:09,576
[BIG BOO CHUCKLES]
592
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:12,328
- Fresh towel?
- That sounds lovely.
593
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,706
[CHUCKLES] Great. Be right back.
594
00:31:17,751 --> 00:31:19,461
A prize!
595
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:22,964
[LINDA] Hmm?
596
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,221
What'd you find, babe?
597
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,391
Oh...
598
00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:35,852
that mildew stain on
the wall, it's, uh...
599
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,230
Looks like a set of tits, doesn't it?
600
00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,192
Hmm.
601
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,029
Yeah, I can totally kind of see that.
602
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,910
[INHALES DEEPLY AND GRUNTS]
603
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,371
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
604
00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,834
Looks like I missed out on all the fun.
605
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,753
[SNIFFLES] Guess you're real
committed to your team, huh?
606
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:05,090
[SNIFFLES] All it took was a little
rain to get your ass back in here.
607
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,677
What the fuck happened to all the guards?
608
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,971
Gloria been kicking their asses!
609
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,306
She been sending them
shitheads to the Poo all day.
610
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,808
It's been mad entertaining. [CHUCKLES]
611
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:18,102
[OUIJA] Yeah, she's like
Scarface or some shit.
612
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:21,147
Nah, she's like that dude
in the karate movie,
613
00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,775
the one with the kid! What's it called?
614
00:32:23,776 --> 00:32:25,652
- Karate Kid.
- Right.
615
00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:29,989
'Cause we like the old dude who's
been teaching her. [CHUCKLES]
616
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:33,994
[INHALES DEEPLY] Hey, why do you
guys care about this thing?
617
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,539
The real question is, why don't you?
618
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:43,003
You know this means we're
in here forever now, right?
619
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,715
We're never getting out after this.
620
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:52,970
[SCOFFS] Yo, this is our time, man.
621
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,598
These days is all we got.
622
00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:58,059
Rest of our lives, people
gonna treat us like garbage.
623
00:32:58,060 --> 00:33:02,814
But right now, people are
listening. Right now, people care.
624
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:07,860
You wanna miss out your chance
to change some shit around here?
625
00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:11,907
You wanna sit out the one
time that you got real power?
626
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:16,077
Take some fucking responsibility,
so when all this is over,
627
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,831
you can say that you stood
up and did something.
628
00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:22,250
Be a fucking role model
to your kids and shit.
629
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:26,963
[CHUCKLES AND SNIFFLES]
630
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:32,009
Or at least don't get your ass
kicked by the rest of us. [CHUCKLES]
631
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,219
[SNIFFLES]
632
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:36,639
Hey, guys! It's Flaritza with
your favorite beauty tips!
633
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,184
Ladies, hair is your most valuable tool.
634
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,477
Got a lazy eye?
635
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:48,610
Just like that, boys will think you're
mysterious instead of cross-eyed!
636
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:51,530
Forehead looking like a sixhead?
637
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:55,449
- Voilà!
- [CLATTERING]
638
00:33:55,450 --> 00:34:00,663
[OUIJA] You sit the fuck down before
I rip your eyeballs out one by one!
639
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:01,707
Got it?
640
00:34:06,587 --> 00:34:07,713
[MIGUEL SOFTLY] Mom.
641
00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:17,722
[OUIJA] You sit the fuck down before
I rip your eyeballs out one by one!
642
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:18,806
Got it?
643
00:34:18,807 --> 00:34:21,225
Yo, hostility is not a good look.
644
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:24,229
Sorry, guys. We'll be back
soon with a chiller vibe.
645
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,983
Will someone untie me already?
646
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:30,902
[PIPER] Are you gonna
run back down there?
647
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:33,571
- Yes.
- Then no.
648
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,157
You can't stop me from taking him down.
649
00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:38,785
Maybe instead of continuing to obsess
over this whole revenge thing,
650
00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:40,286
you could, I don't know,
651
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:45,291
uh, look around at the consequences of
your drug-fueled actions and apologize.
652
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,375
For what?
653
00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:49,295
So we're still in the
denial phase. Noted.
654
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,756
This is sort of all your fault, Red.
655
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,466
Oh, don't be ridiculous. Nothing
is ever one person's fault.
656
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:58,054
You and your heavy-browed minion
over there lured him in here.
657
00:34:58,055 --> 00:35:01,432
I got them shaped. I look more like
Brooke Shields than Frida Kahlo now.
658
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:02,975
I don't know who the
fuck Brooke Shields is,
659
00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:04,060
but that's what Flaritza said.
660
00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:06,187
Look, we were trying to help all of you.
661
00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:09,190
By inviting a bloodthirsty,
armed maniac into the prison?
662
00:35:09,191 --> 00:35:11,150
By making his crimes public
663
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:13,820
and ensuring that he
never works here again.
664
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:18,407
None of this sounds insane to you
now that you're off the drugs?
665
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:21,077
I didn't know they were
drugs. She lied to me!
666
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,871
- Please, you lied to yourself.
- She ain't wrong.
667
00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,415
We were just sitting here,
minding our own business...
668
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,500
Selfishly hoarding all of these supplies.
669
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:32,588
It's not our fault we're
enjoyable company...
670
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:34,215
and Frieda invited us.
671
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:36,508
There's also that part where the
two of you made us look like
672
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:39,178
radical Islamic terrorists
on the news. Remember that?
673
00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:42,181
Uh-uh. I went back downstairs.
674
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:45,017
I think that we're starting to
split hairs here a little bit.
675
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:48,730
Don't even start with
us, you Cheeto stealer!
676
00:35:48,731 --> 00:35:50,356
- [CHUCKLES]
- Don't you laugh at me.
677
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:53,442
What? You were all "ra-ra
riot" for a while there.
678
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:54,902
Piper "Pussy Riot" Chapman.
679
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,571
You know, at least she was
doing something, huh?
680
00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,991
That's right. At least
I was doing something.
681
00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:02,201
Where were you when your mother
was popping her little helpers?
682
00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,411
Hey, look, lady, some of us
were trying to stay out of it
683
00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,622
while others of us were
cutting the electricity
684
00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:08,582
to the entire fucking prison!
685
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,543
But who can really say
what's worse, am I right?
686
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:13,254
I was trying to help!
687
00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:16,173
Don't intentions count for
anything? And it's back, right?
688
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,800
[ALL ARGUING]
689
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:19,845
She was saying intentions
count for something.
690
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,346
We were trying to bring
Piscatella over here!
691
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:23,807
[ARGUING CONTINUES]
692
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:52,126
- Oh, shit. You put them in together?
- Ain't got room otherwise.
693
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:55,713
[LAUGHS] You are fire, yo.
694
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,758
- [CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
- Oh, you see that?
695
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:00,635
Yeah, I'll be right back.
696
00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,390
[OUIJA AND PIDGE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
697
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,475
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
698
00:37:08,476 --> 00:37:10,061
- Lourdes?
- [LOURDES] Gloria.
699
00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:11,603
[IN SPANISH] They're
taking him into surgery.
700
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:14,190
If you want to talk to
him first, I thought...
701
00:37:14,191 --> 00:37:15,733
maybe he can hear you.
702
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,235
[GLORIA] Yes, yes, eh...
703
00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:21,072
- You'll hold the phone to him?
- Yes. Go ahead.
704
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:25,827
[IN ENGLISH] Baby?
705
00:37:28,955 --> 00:37:30,832
Hi, baby. [CHUCKLES]
706
00:37:32,793 --> 00:37:36,921
I know you don't like it when I call
you that, but you're still my baby.
707
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:40,174
And everything's gonna be okay, you
hear me? It's gonna be all right.
708
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,218
The doctors, they're
gonna take care of you,
709
00:37:42,219 --> 00:37:43,970
and I'mma be there real soon.
710
00:37:43,971 --> 00:37:46,764
I'mma be there when you wake up.
711
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:50,977
I got a plan... and I'mma be right
next to you before you know it.
712
00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:54,188
[SIGHS] Mama's coming for you.
713
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:58,276
Until I get there, I need you
to... I need you to fight.
714
00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:01,947
You put up those fists and you fight.
715
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:07,994
I ain't never gonna tell you that again
after this, but today... today...
716
00:38:07,995 --> 00:38:11,372
Today, you fight. You fight like hell!
717
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:14,750
[BREATHES SHAKILY]
718
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:20,214
I love you. I love
you, Benjamin Mendoza.
719
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:23,592
I love you so much. I love
you more than my life.
720
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:27,806
I would trade places with you. I would
trade places with you if I could.
721
00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:30,558
[CRYING] I love you.
722
00:38:32,978 --> 00:38:35,479
[IN SPANISH] You there? I'm
sorry, did I cut you off?
723
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,982
No, no. It's fine.
724
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:41,777
They're here to take him down. I'll
call you as soon as I know anything.
725
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,072
Lourdes. Thank you.
726
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:50,578
[IN ENGLISH] You okay?
727
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:55,583
[EXHALES DEEPLY] Yeah.
728
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:58,294
Yeah, I'm all right.
729
00:38:58,295 --> 00:39:00,213
- You sure?
- [BREATHING SHAKILY]
730
00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:06,510
- My kid is in the hospital.
- [GASPS]
731
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:07,678
Fuck.
732
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:12,934
- Sorry.
- [BREATH TREMBLING] Yeah.
733
00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:18,731
It's ironic, you know? I'm
this fucking criminal...
734
00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:25,112
but I never thought about killing
anyone until I had Pepa.
735
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,865
And then suddenly...
736
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:31,577
there was this tiny
little girl that I made.
737
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:36,541
And when I looked at her...
when I saw her little feet,
738
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:40,503
I knew I would do anything for her.
739
00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,798
I would murder someone if I had to.
740
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,555
Releasing the hostages so
you could see your son,
741
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,141
is that worse or better
than killing somebody?
742
00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,768
What the hell are you talking about?
743
00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,229
I made a deal.
744
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,397
Head of MCC say he will give me furlough
745
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,858
if I released the hostages
and ended all of this.
746
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:03,943
Are you serious?
747
00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:06,904
- How the fuck...
- I'mma take 'em to the Poo...
748
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:11,408
I'mma cut a hole in that fence and
I'mma run. I'mma run like hell.
749
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,576
You're running with them?
750
00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:15,663
- Yeah, yeah. That's the plan.
- Shit.
751
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,874
- You a brave motherfucker.
- [SOBS]
752
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,126
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
753
00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:23,045
Bitches in here would lynch
me, not call me brave.
754
00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:25,756
Look, I don't give a shit
about this thing, all right?
755
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,926
So if you ask me, you brave.
756
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,470
You fuckin' brave.
757
00:40:32,847 --> 00:40:35,141
You do what you gotta do, you know?
758
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,354
You don't owe nothing to no one in here.
759
00:40:44,109 --> 00:40:45,859
- Really?
- You ain't doing nothing
760
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:49,155
every woman in here wouldn't do
if she had the chance, so...
761
00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,747
Hope it works.
762
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:00,416
Ah.
763
00:41:07,173 --> 00:41:10,176
What are you doing? She loves those.
764
00:41:10,177 --> 00:41:12,011
She don't need all that sugar, Ma.
765
00:41:12,012 --> 00:41:14,805
Ay. [SIGHS] You're too strict with her.
766
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,182
You let me have that
crap when I was little?
767
00:41:16,183 --> 00:41:20,270
No. But it's different.
She's my grandbaby.
768
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,604
No.
769
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,566
Aw! Look how cute!
770
00:41:25,567 --> 00:41:28,069
- [COOING]
- [CAROLINA CHUCKLES] Hello!
771
00:41:28,070 --> 00:41:30,904
- Hi. Hi, hello.
- [COOING]
772
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,198
Hello.
773
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:35,784
She's beautiful.
774
00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:37,203
- Is she yours?
- Yeah.
775
00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:39,288
[CAROLINA] What's her name?
776
00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:41,498
- [YADRIEL] Pepa.
- Pepa.
777
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:45,502
Hi, Pepa. Your father's very handsome.
778
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,838
- Aren't you a lucky little girl?
- [GIGGLES]
779
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,924
[SING-SONG] He's single.
780
00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:54,095
Have a nice day.
781
00:41:54,096 --> 00:41:55,596
Oh.
782
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,598
Yeah. You, too.
783
00:41:57,599 --> 00:41:58,849
[PEPA COOING]
784
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,146
Why do you always do that?
785
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,482
- Do what?
- Ignore girls.
786
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,735
- I don't need no girl, Ma.
- You do.
787
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,946
And don't think I don't know
what you're doing, huh?
788
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,366
Waiting around for Maria.
Hoping she's coming back.
789
00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:18,619
Nothing's too good for my son.
Only jailbait criminals for him.
790
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,414
Don't call her that again.
791
00:42:24,709 --> 00:42:25,710
[LINDA] Do you mind?
792
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:29,047
But of course.
793
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,843
[BIG BOO CLEARS THROAT]
794
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:39,349
Oh, God.
795
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,602
I wonder when this insanity is gonna end.
796
00:42:43,603 --> 00:42:46,397
Why? Do you have some important
prison business to get back to?
797
00:42:46,398 --> 00:42:48,941
[CHUCKLES] No.
798
00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:54,488
But, uh, it's gotta end sometime,
right? This can't go on forever.
799
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:58,617
Yeah, well, Attica
lasted, what? Four days?
800
00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:03,664
I say they'll come in here and kill us all
if we don't surrender within 24 hours.
801
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,332
There are innocent people in here.
802
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,834
I mean, I don't even belong...
I mean, there are...
803
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:10,879
There are people in here that
didn't do anything, you know.
804
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,756
- [HAIR RIPS]
- Ow!
805
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:17,886
Oh, I'm sorry... sweetheart.
806
00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:21,015
That's okay. Just... be gentle.
807
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:24,059
Oh, I'll be gentle.
808
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:27,605
Are you okay? You're acting weird.
809
00:43:29,023 --> 00:43:30,607
- Weird?
- Yeah.
810
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:35,905
Hmm. That's strange. I
wonder how that could be.
811
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:40,951
[CHUCKLES] I mean, it's not
like I've been lied to, led on,
812
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,288
or happen to be sleeping with the enemy.
813
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,500
Please.
814
00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:49,835
That is not...
815
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,712
- I... I didn't...
- Didn't what?
816
00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:54,715
Sneak in here undercover for the
outside, you fucking mole! [STOMPS FOOT]
817
00:43:54,716 --> 00:43:56,091
No, I really didn't do that.
818
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:59,010
And the only thing you haven't
lied about is being a cunt.
819
00:43:59,011 --> 00:44:00,512
- Please. This is a huge misunderstanding.
- Really?
820
00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:03,515
'Cause I'm pretty clear about
Caputo's dick in your mouth.
821
00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:06,227
No, I... have a narrow jaw.
That's... not the point.
822
00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:08,146
Please, just... Okay.
823
00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:12,399
If you just listen to me, I
promise you, I promise you,
824
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,068
- I will tell you the truth, okay?
- [INHALES DEEPLY]
825
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,778
Okay, it's...
826
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,614
[ALL ARGUING]
827
00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:23,034
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
828
00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:25,287
[GINA] Jesus, come on!
What is wrong with you?
829
00:44:25,288 --> 00:44:26,706
That's enough!
830
00:44:27,457 --> 00:44:28,583
[SIGHS]
831
00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,793
Look at yourselves.
832
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,631
Fighting. Yelling. And breaking my shit.
833
00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,219
Sorry about the chess board, Frieda.
834
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,178
[NICKY SIGHS]
835
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,930
We're supposed to be the good guys.
836
00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,307
- How did we get here?
- Speed.
837
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:47,393
- Pot.
- Power does weird things to people.
838
00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:51,480
You know, I... I think not sleeping
or eating while also being,
839
00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:54,650
you know, kidnapped and tortured might
have just something to do with it.
840
00:44:54,651 --> 00:44:56,485
Also, we're in the middle
of overthrowing a prison.
841
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:59,906
Still not completely clear on
the trajectory of that one.
842
00:45:00,406 --> 00:45:02,783
- Thank you, Norma.
- Okay. Now what?
843
00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:05,411
[FRIEDA] We need to establish
a rationing system.
844
00:45:05,995 --> 00:45:09,665
And try to hold on to our dignity.
845
00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:15,379
Does someone want the other half of
this because, uh, if not, you know...
846
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,340
If we're not gonna torture Piscatella,
what the hell are we gonna do with him?
847
00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:21,677
[FRIEDA] We're gonna keep him tied
up until this thing is over...
848
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:24,847
and then we'll hand him over.
849
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,935
I can't believe that man
is going to walk free.
850
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,562
Uh... would this help?
851
00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:33,397
[PIPER THROUGH SPEAKER] No! Stop it!
852
00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:35,607
[PISCATELLA] Oh, I've had
enough of this insubordination.
853
00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:37,234
- [INMATES EXCLAIMING]
- You are federal inmates...
854
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:40,737
Holy shit! Gina, you magical nymph!
855
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,113
- [KISSES]
- I stand corrected.
856
00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:44,408
This totally makes up for
the electricity thing.
857
00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,867
Fuckin' A!
858
00:45:45,868 --> 00:45:48,870
[PIPER ON SPEAKER] ...to you exactly
what you are doing to us right now!
859
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:50,748
You both look great in those curtains.
860
00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:52,542
[GASPS]
861
00:46:03,428 --> 00:46:04,637
Uh...
862
00:46:07,264 --> 00:46:08,265
[GRUNTS]
863
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:13,145
[STAMMERS]
864
00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:17,232
[CHUCKLING]
865
00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:22,947
[GASPING]
866
00:46:24,198 --> 00:46:25,782
[ALISON AND JANAE EXCLAIMING]
867
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,951
[JANAE] Please get down. Just stop it.
868
00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:31,079
That's... that's...
that's not how it works!
869
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,414
[GROANS]
870
00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,791
I think we gotta be firmer with her.
871
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:36,251
- [GRUNTING]
- [JANAE YELLING]
872
00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:39,505
Yo! Stop! Yo! Yo! You better
get your ass down here
873
00:46:39,506 --> 00:46:42,007
before the rest of these
bitches throw it down for you!
874
00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:45,093
- What the hell is happening?
- [GRUNTING AND YELLING]
875
00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:47,638
- She's trying to find heaven.
- Say what now?
876
00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:49,347
[GRUNTING]
877
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:52,142
It's like she's
hallucinating or something.
878
00:46:52,143 --> 00:46:53,226
[SIGHS]
879
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,271
- Man, where's Taystee?
- [EXCLAIMS] I got this.
880
00:46:56,272 --> 00:46:57,981
I don't wanna be here anymore!
881
00:46:57,982 --> 00:47:00,066
- I hate this place!
- [COUGHING]
882
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,318
I wanna go to the better place.
883
00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:06,197
Please, let me in! Let me in!
884
00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:08,909
[SOBBING] I'll be good, I promise.
885
00:47:08,910 --> 00:47:13,246
I'm good! Please! I'm good.
886
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:15,624
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good,
887
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:17,042
- I'm good, I'm good.
- [BLACK CINDY] Suzanne.
888
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:18,835
- Suzanne!
- [GASPING]
889
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:19,961
It's time for your medicine.
890
00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:23,549
- I don't take medicine now.
- Yes, you do.
891
00:47:26,010 --> 00:47:28,303
You know your schedule, right?
892
00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:31,598
Pill line, 10:00 and
4:00. 10:00 and 4:00.
893
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:35,853
Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. That's right. And
guess what time it is right now?
894
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,939
[WHIMPERING]
895
00:47:41,776 --> 00:47:44,236
- 10:00?
- Mmm-hmm.
896
00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,155
So get your butt down
here and take your meds
897
00:47:47,156 --> 00:47:49,032
before the COs gives you a shot.
898
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,284
[JANAE] Uh-huh.
899
00:47:54,414 --> 00:47:55,831
[GRUNTS]
900
00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:59,460
- Listen, what the hell are you doing?
- I'm getting her calmed down.
901
00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:02,003
- With what, exactly?
- Uh, lithium.
902
00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:04,840
Look, I read somewhere it's
good for... for crazy.
903
00:48:04,841 --> 00:48:07,801
Are you kidding me? You don't
even know what it does.
904
00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:08,927
[SUZANNE] And I'm not a bad person.
905
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,179
I'm guessin' she'll sleep for
a little while, so what?
906
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:12,430
[SUZANNE] I am good. I am good.
907
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,391
She damn near ruined
negotiations last night.
908
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:15,642
You want her to keep that shit up?
909
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,519
[SUZANNE] Everything's going to be okay.
910
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,937
Shh! Yeah.
911
00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:20,898
This is fucked up, man.
912
00:48:22,232 --> 00:48:24,401
Shh!
913
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:26,903
- Shh!
- Tell me I ain't handling shit.
914
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,781
[WHIMPERS] Shh!
915
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:32,952
- Shh!
- Hey. Hey. Here you go.
916
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:40,668
[CRYING] Will these make me good?
917
00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:54,223
Yes.
918
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:00,980
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
919
00:49:13,743 --> 00:49:14,869
Good.
920
00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:16,496
[COUGHS]
921
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,789
You wanna lie down?
922
00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:21,125
Take a little nap?
923
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:29,634
Watch yourself.
924
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:31,927
Okay.
925
00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,512
- [SUZANNE SIGHS]
- Hey. Come on.
926
00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,641
- Okay.
- [SNIFFLES]
927
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:40,269
You know, my baby sister used
to ask me to sing to her.
928
00:49:41,061 --> 00:49:42,437
You want me to sing?
929
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,857
Do you know "Take Me
Out To The Ball Game"?
930
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:47,401
The baseball song?
931
00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:50,530
My dad used to sing it to me.
932
00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:54,241
And I like that part about the home team.
933
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:57,077
All right. Sure.
934
00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:06,002
♪ Take me out to the ball game ♪
935
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:11,634
♪ Take me out to the crowd ♪
936
00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:19,224
♪ Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks ♪
937
00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:24,479
♪ I don't care if I never get back ♪
938
00:50:25,565 --> 00:50:32,070
♪ For it's root, root, root
For the home team ♪
939
00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:37,743
♪ If they don't win, it's a shame ♪
940
00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,954
You gotta try it, Gloria. It'll
take your shit to the next level.
941
00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:44,666
Yeah, we don't even gotta sleep no more.
We like some advanced kinda human.
942
00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:47,378
- [LAUGHS] Yeah.
- I'll stick with drinking my coffee.
943
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:49,755
[PANTING] What the fuck?
944
00:50:49,756 --> 00:50:53,300
- Where... in the...
- No, no.
945
00:50:54,384 --> 00:50:56,511
No, no, no, no.
946
00:50:56,512 --> 00:51:00,598
[SOBBING] No! No, no, no, no!
947
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,976
Oh, no!
948
00:51:02,977 --> 00:51:04,687
- [LUSCHEK] Damn.
- [GLORIA EXCLAIMS]
949
00:51:05,562 --> 00:51:06,396
[SOBS]
950
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,733
[GASPING]
951
00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:11,484
Holy shit!
952
00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:12,569
[CRYING]
953
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:13,779
[LEANNE] Come here, you little shit!
954
00:51:13,780 --> 00:51:15,239
[GASPING]
955
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,284
- [LEANNE] No! No! [SCREAMS]
- [GRUNTS]
956
00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:20,911
- [PANTING]
- [LEANNE] No!
957
00:51:20,912 --> 00:51:22,913
Don't let our finger go!
958
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,415
He's too fast!
959
00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:28,501
- How the fuck did that hole...
- They escaped!
960
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,879
[LUSCHEK] I'll be damned.
961
00:51:32,547 --> 00:51:34,925
[GASPS] No, no!
962
00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:36,885
- [OUIJA] Fuck, no.
- No, no, no!
963
00:51:36,886 --> 00:51:37,969
[GLORIA] No! [OUIJA] We're all in this!
964
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:39,137
- We all stay in!
- No!
965
00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:40,847
- Please! You don't understand!
- [PIDGE GRUNTS]
966
00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:44,517
- It's... it's my son, I gotta see him!
- Your son?
967
00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,311
- Is that what this is about?
- [GASPING]
968
00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,563
You think the rest of us ain't
got kids we'd like to see,
969
00:51:48,564 --> 00:51:49,815
you selfish piece of shit?
970
00:51:49,816 --> 00:51:52,275
[CRYING] He's gonna think I lied to him.
971
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,819
- Don't worry about it.
- [WHIMPERING]
972
00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:56,529
I'm sure it's not the first
time you disappointed him.
973
00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:59,324
Fuck. [PANTING]
974
00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:02,493
- [OUIJA] Come on.
- [EXCLAIMS] No!
975
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:03,870
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
976
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:06,790
♪ We found a way
Through the thicket ♪
977
00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:14,923
♪ Through bone-wide birches
And blood red leaves ♪
978
00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:21,597
♪ Holding nothing
But ourselves ♪
979
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:29,021
♪ And all the treasures
We kept inside will remain ♪
980
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:39,948
♪ Under the wild skies ♪
981
00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:47,539
♪ And after some time ♪
982
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:52,961
♪ I'd find you
I'd find you in the woods ♪
983
00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,469
♪ I'd find you in the woods ♪
984
00:53:05,557 --> 00:53:07,976
♪ I'd find you in the woods ♪