1 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:08,635 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,040 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,833 [cell door slams] 4 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,630 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 [barber] Next group. 6 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,151 Up against the wall, inmates. 7 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,875 These lice ain't gonna clear out on their own. 8 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:36,960 [Helen] Uh... 9 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,840 Chrome dome. 10 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,430 Next in line, let's go. Chop-chop. 11 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:45,679 No, please. No, please. I beg you. 12 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,595 I told you. I am not supposed to be here. I am an MCC executive. 13 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,296 I don't care if you're Princess fucking Di. 14 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,720 Still gotta clear your lice. 15 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:56,038 Hey, Princess Diana is dead. All she wanted was a normal life. 16 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,476 Please, please don't do this. Please, don't do this. 17 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:02,634 [cries] Oh, God! Please, please. You are making a huge mistake. 18 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:06,839 [chuckles] He really is! But I'm enjoying it so much. 19 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,598 You sure it's her? 'Cause that one's forehead looks bigger. 20 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,512 [Costa] No, you can't look at the forehead. 21 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,160 You gotta look at the nose. See how the nostrils match up? 22 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,795 [Miller] I could never date a bald chick. 23 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:20,996 Amber Rose? 24 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,436 Oh, fuck. That's right. 25 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,517 Yo, G.I. Jane. Lucky day. Warden says you're free to go. 26 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,559 [snickers] 27 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,313 Might have been luckier five minutes ago. 28 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,392 But she's still a menace to society! 29 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,949 You are so fucking fired! 30 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,196 Oh, look on the bright side, hon, at least the lice are gone. 31 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,839 Up top anyway... 32 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,800 [Big Boo and Ouija chuckle] 33 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,839 [Jack] On behalf of the board and everyone here at MCC, 34 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,560 I would like to extend our deepest apologies. 35 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,951 But, if I might point out, the silver lining here, 36 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,238 it's that your unique, first-hand experience 37 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:02,872 will be invaluable to MCC's mission of innovation and reform. 38 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:07,352 Really? You think that you can buy me off with large produce? 39 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,840 And I know for a fact that 40 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:12,040 that is a middle tier basket because the top tier one has a dragon fruit in it. 41 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,870 Bad form, Jack. 42 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,998 [sighs] I know what you went through was rough... 43 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:19,640 [scoffs] No, no. I don't think you actually do. 44 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:23,117 Not unless you were witness to a possum giving birth in a shower drain, 45 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,716 or had a mob of angry sociopaths try to stone you to death with their shoes. 46 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:31,955 And let's not forget my luxurious, four-day vacation at FDC Cleveland, 47 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:34,794 a place so shitty even the pubic lice have opioid addictions. 48 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,520 Don't women shave everything down there now? 49 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,276 Really? 50 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,279 [sighs] 51 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,796 - We're working to improve conditions. - I'm sure that you are. 52 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,909 In the meantime, you have two choices. 53 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,839 Option one, I sell my story to the press, 54 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,152 and I sue MCC for $10 million, plus damages. 55 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:55,515 Or option two. 56 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:58,798 Offer me a considerable upfront bonus for pain and suffering, 57 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,519 and you fire your buddy Stan 58 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,513 and hire me as senior VP at triple my current salary. 59 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:06,115 Linda, please. Be reasonable. 60 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:11,070 I think, considering the PR nightmare that MCC is in, I am well within reason. 61 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,389 The only question is, 62 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,856 do you want me on the outside pouring gasoline on this fire, 63 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,679 or in here, helping you put it out? 64 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:21,955 [indistinct chatter] 65 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,118 Keep it moving, inmate. 66 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,556 You've got lunch for five more minutes. 67 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:34,110 When you're finished, that's your cell over there. 102. 68 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,149 May I sit here? 69 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 Please. 70 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:54,793 I can give you the 411 on these max psychos. 71 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:58,679 They do that to you? 72 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,039 [grunts softly] COs. Payback for shooting Humps. 73 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,880 Shit! 74 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:08,151 You guys, this is like in Breakfast Club. 75 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:11,233 One kid from every group in school. 76 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:17,192 Oh, my God. You have a toothbrush! Sweet Jesus! 77 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:20,034 - The fuck? - Bitches here steal the new girls' kits. 78 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:23,272 We haven't washed our hair or brushed our teeth in like forever. 79 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,113 So they got something against good hygiene? 80 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:27,157 No. It's like D block initiation. 81 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,674 Oh, like in a sorority. 82 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,549 Only instead of playing beer pong and getting date-raped, 83 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,916 you get shivved and regular raped. 84 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,595 [moans] Oh, God! It so good. 85 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,593 Okay, it's bad enough you using it, you don't gotta fuck it. 86 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:45,038 You try having morning sickness all day and not being able to brush. 87 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,830 My teeth are rotting like that bulimic girl from the library. 88 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,515 With all that puking, you'd at least think she'd be skinny. 89 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,271 Dude, you got puke teeth all over my brush? 90 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,194 I still can't believe they let you fuck in the visitation room. 91 00:05:57,280 --> 00:06:00,239 It was by the vending machines. I was very discreet. 92 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,835 Okay. Knocked up and a bag of chips. 93 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:03,990 [laughing] 94 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:10,679 You think I don't notice you cookies? 'Cause believe me, I do. 95 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,752 Daddy's got eyes everywhere. 96 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,715 I didn't even get to clean my tongue. 97 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,190 That little bitch runs the toothbrush game here? 98 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,557 No, they work for Barbara. She's a D block boss. 99 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:28,759 - Ain't no gangsters named Barbara. - Shh! I wouldn't say that too loud. 100 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,753 The last girl that crossed her got hot Milky Way thrown in her face. 101 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:34,480 - That sticks and burns. - [Lorna] I like Milky Way. 102 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,712 Not burning hot in my face, but room temperature in my mouth. 103 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,837 So that's it? We part of Barbara's gang now? 104 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:44,034 If it makes you feel any better, I heard C block boss is even worse. 105 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,158 The only good way out is gettin' moved to Florida. 106 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:51,678 Technically, it's B block. Neutral territory. 107 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:54,639 Okay, so how we get in? 108 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,599 We don't. Florida don't let normal people like us in. 109 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,880 Only, grannies, trannies and loonies. 110 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,358 Well, don't look at me. I might be crazy, but I'm not Florida crazy. 111 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:08,751 Well, like it or not, we D block now. 112 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,318 Look at you. 113 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,915 Jesus, has it been that long? 114 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,235 Yes. 115 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,677 This is my colleague, Ms. Goldstein. She'll be handing your case for the firm. 116 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,558 Hi. Please call me Michelle. 117 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,279 It's good to see you again, kid. 118 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:27,079 - All right. - Hmm. Okay. Uh... 119 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,072 It's not the daddy-daughter dance. Yeah. I'm just here for the lawyering. 120 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:35,597 Maybe if you'd taken me up on that five years ago, 121 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,400 you wouldn't be here in the first place, right? 122 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,616 Maybe if you hadn't left, I wouldn't have turned to heroin. 123 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:41,960 But I guess we'll never know. 124 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,796 See, the kid's got my sense of humor with Orphan Annie's face. 125 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,393 You remember, Nick, you used to drive us crazy with those songs? 126 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,995 Yeah. I thought maybe if I sang loud enough 127 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,640 that my real parents might just turn up and rescue me. 128 00:07:55,720 --> 00:08:00,476 I hate to be a buzzkill, but I think we should dive into your possible charges. 129 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:01,880 Now based on recent precedent, 130 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,196 the US Attorney's office isn't gonna have much trouble 131 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,476 indicting all of you on riot charges. 132 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,998 I had no idea what the hell was going on. I was just along for the ride. 133 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,196 Good to know. 134 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,671 Because our defense will hinge on the government's inability to prove 135 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,470 that you had knowledge that your actions would be in furtherance of vandalism, 136 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:23,799 injury to property, or unlawful assembly within a federal prison. 137 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,315 Told you she was good, didn't I? 138 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,152 Oh. Uh... [chuckles] 139 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,674 It's terrific. 140 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:34,680 Uh... 141 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,435 Well, I mean, just like my piano teacher, and the French tutor. 142 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:42,796 You know, I've always been curious, does the hourly rate... 143 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:47,909 Does it go up or down when the hired help doubles as your side piece? 144 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,880 Michelle happens to be one of the best criminal litigators in New York. 145 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,600 So she's not pro-ing your bono? 146 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,790 Watch your mouth! 147 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,712 Your father and I are engaged. 148 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:03,592 We're getting married in November. We also have two children together. 149 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:07,071 Sammi's five and Atticus just turned three. 150 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,474 Nicky, I wanted to say something about it over the phone, 151 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,950 but I thought you would, you know... 152 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,158 You know what? You know what? You know what? 153 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,870 I was wrong. Okay? This whole thing? Big mistake. 154 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,479 Les, thank you for stopping by. 155 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,517 Michelle, no hard feelings. 156 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,310 I'm sure you're a great lawyer, you have a wonderful vocabulary, 157 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,791 and you're going to make an excellent trophy wife. 158 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,395 You... [chuckles and clicks tongue] 159 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,437 Okay, guard! I'm done here. 160 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,877 Kid, don't get bogged down by old baggage. 161 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,838 You're in real deep shit. 162 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,958 Nicky, you need good representation. 163 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,199 [woman speaking indistinctly on PA] 164 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:59,716 Take it slow out there, Berlin. We don't need any more injuries. 165 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,560 Pass. 166 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:04,400 Pass. 167 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,998 If I weren't so happy to see you, I'd kill you myself. 168 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,480 What the hell were you thinking? 169 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:12,233 It's complicated. 170 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,870 Our affection for Roman Polanski films is complicated. 171 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,713 Suicide is for cowards. 172 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,837 You don't understand, Red. 173 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,231 I got history in this place. 174 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:27,917 There's people here spent three decades waitin' to take a crack at me. 175 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,879 Since when is Frieda Berlin afraid? 176 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:34,510 [scoffs] It's not fear, it's pragmatism. 177 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:36,398 Like my daddy always said, 178 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,437 "The cyanide pill won't work 179 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,877 unless you take it before the commies bust in your door." 180 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:46,034 Well, the commie is right here and I'm telling you to keep fighting. 181 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,631 - Oh, shit. Frieda! Are you okay? - Shit. 182 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,752 I got it. I got it. It's okay. She's fine. It's okay. 183 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,439 Did you hurt yourself? 184 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,433 I'm fine. Just stiff is all. 185 00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,592 Bullshit. I see what you're up to. You put that back right now. 186 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,200 Leave me alone, Red. 187 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,671 I am not going to stand by and watch you do this to yourself. Or to me. 188 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,400 You have problems here, you find a creative solution, 189 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,989 like you've done for the past 30 years. 190 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,594 It's different this time. 191 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:15,434 Or maybe you're not trying hard enough. 192 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:16,520 [grunts] 193 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,833 [music playing on radio] 194 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,230 [Carol] Hey, Frieda... 195 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:33,079 your dad's hot and all, but I got other plans. 196 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,152 Hope you don't mind. [sighs] 197 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,832 Now that is human perfection. 198 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,829 Right, Frieda? 199 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:40,920 [chuckles] 200 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,240 Sure. 201 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,196 [music stops] 202 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,040 What the hell? I paid less than that for four last time. 203 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,077 You got a problem with my prices? 204 00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,391 No, we're good. Right, Tyler? Come on. 205 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,880 [tsks] This some bullshit, man. 206 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:02,919 [chuckles] 207 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:06,709 Hey, Carol, maybe you ought to go back to dealing in the showers. 208 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,840 You kidding? Finding your hidey-hole is the best thing that's happened to me. 209 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,160 The shower steam made my hair look like shit. 210 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,278 Now come on, let's look at the rest of today's haul. 211 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,280 Damn, Frieda! We're killing it! 212 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,353 Oh! And you know I have a sweet tooth. 213 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,954 Just one. 214 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,758 - Oh! How much for a jawbreaker? - They're not for sale. 215 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,038 But you got so many. I like watching the colors change. 216 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,720 Do you now? 217 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,070 Well, come on in. Come on in. 218 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,196 [chuckles] 219 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,432 Do I look like Willy Fucking Wonka to you? 220 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,670 No, ma'am. 221 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,240 This place look like a candy store? 222 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,032 Frieda, hold her hair for me. 223 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,880 Ow! 224 00:13:03,881 --> 00:13:05,473 Now open your fuckin' mouth 225 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:09,839 before I shove this so far down your goddamn throat you give birth to it. 226 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,236 Go on. Start sucking. 227 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,630 - [choking] - [Carol laughs] 228 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,475 Jesus, Carol! You're such a little psycho! 229 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:23,871 Bad enough you're stealin' my customers, you don't gotta kill 'em too. 230 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,432 Yeah, you better fuckin' run, Greeley! 231 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,352 Sorry ladies, shop's closed. 232 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,511 Piss off, Flunky. I'm here to see my sister. 233 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:34,071 Didn't anyone tell you? Family reunion's been canceled this year. 234 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:36,800 It's funny, because Mom's coming to visit me later, 235 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:40,072 just like she did last week and the week before. 236 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,391 She doesn't send her love, by the way. 237 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,074 What do you want, Barbie? 238 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:47,880 Besides an ass that don't look like a pizza box. 239 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:51,795 I want you and Gnarly Davidson to step off my H game. 240 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:55,157 [chuckles] Sorry, but you ain't the boss of me no more. 241 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,119 We had a deal, Care. D block gets smack and weed. 242 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,192 Cunt block gets rock and pills. 243 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,279 Look at yourself, Carol. You're a child. 244 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,034 Amateur like you got no business selling horse. 245 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,994 You'd be better off dealing ex-lax to the biddies in Florida. 246 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:18,079 Frieda, you gonna sit with your thumb up your butt or do somethin' about this? 247 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,232 All right, ladies, it's time for you gals to move it along. 248 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,436 Okay. 249 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,113 [laughing] 250 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,239 Come on, Frieda. 251 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,553 We got some beef to look at. 252 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,040 Oh, my God! Oh, God. I love a man with a big bush. 253 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,192 Oh, God, look at that little dickie-doo. 254 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,000 He's all alone in the forest. 255 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,275 [chomping sounds] 256 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,911 How are tensions between C and D block? 257 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,150 'Cause last time I was here, 258 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,358 we were losing fingers faster than a Romanian leper colony. 259 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,352 Gang activity's down to a low simmer. 260 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,319 Just some stabbings, couple of missing toes... 261 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,959 What ya playing for, Carol? 262 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:07,037 Oh, you know, gambling's illegal. We just play for braggin' rights. 263 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,591 Of course. The love of the game. You staying out of trouble? 264 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,238 Always. 265 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,776 You got any idea how long the FBI's gonna be using our break room? 266 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,296 - I got yogurts in that fridge. - Expiration dates are bullshit. 267 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,356 You've been missed. 268 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,437 Also bullshit. But I'll take it. 269 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,240 At least there was never a riot on my watch. 270 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,596 Keep the gangs in check, keep your guys in check, 271 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,149 and don't bother me unless there's a death. 272 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,760 What about MCC protocols? 273 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,311 Listen, the best thing you can do is think of yourself as a hotel maid. 274 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,711 No rearranging the furniture and no asking questions, 275 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,430 no matter what freaky shit you find on the nightstand. Got it? 276 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:44,070 From here on in, surface cleaning only. 277 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,595 Now you gonna tip me bigger if I look sexy in my uniform? 278 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,080 Analogy's over, Ricky. 279 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,712 What more do you people need? 280 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,757 You've seen the video of him torturing us. 281 00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:00,039 That monster should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. 282 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,670 So, it would be fair to say you hated CO Piscatella? 283 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,597 Look at what he did to me! 284 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,839 I'm like a doll that's been wrecked by a demented child. 285 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,513 He should rot in hell. 286 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,831 You admit to wanting CO Piscatella dead? 287 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,594 Why? You have a connection to Make-A-Wish? 288 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,273 [Michelson] We'll do you one better. 289 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,997 You're kidding. [gasps] 290 00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:40,392 Wait. You think I have something to do with this? 291 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,910 That would be the logical conclusion, 292 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,835 seeing as how his body was found in the same place we found you. 293 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,834 And you sure do seem to have plenty of motive. 294 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:58,310 One rolling cart for Hayes, and a mop for Gonzales. 295 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,471 Cops come down on me if this shit goes missing 296 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,234 so try and keep your noses as clean as the floors, okay? 297 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,950 Let's pick up the pace. C block's getting filthier by the second. 298 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,271 Why we gotta mop enemy territory? 299 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,080 Guess they're too good to clean their own shit. 300 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,720 Think it'd be wise to keep your mouth shut, Diaz. 301 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,953 Anyone else have a question? 302 00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,638 - [Black Cindy] Mmm-mmm. - No, sir. 303 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,794 Let's hit it. 304 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,200 [Black Cindy clears throat] 305 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,115 This place is way too serious. 306 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,715 If we get jumped, we use these as weapons. 307 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,950 [grunts] 308 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,636 You don't think that they would hurt a pregnant lady, do you? 309 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,996 Sir? Sir? 310 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,873 You know she's a girl, right? 311 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,633 Hey, right. Um... 312 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,110 Miss? Ms. Daddy. 313 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,991 I know I'm not showing yet, but I am indeed with child. 314 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,391 Jesus. You cookies ever stop whining? 315 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,274 I'd never put my D girls in danger. Especially not ones so pretty. 316 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:06,195 Yeah, I'm gonna look real good when my face turns black-and-blue. 317 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,159 Bruised fruit tastes the sweetest. 318 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,550 Hey, Duarte, list. 319 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,554 I can walk on my own now. Really. 320 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,075 My legs feel much stronger. 321 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,833 If you say so. 322 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,273 [groans] 323 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,478 Dagnab it, Berlin! I knew this would happen. 324 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,598 - You hurt anything? - Oh, just my ego. 325 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,959 [sighs] I guess I can't do anything right anymore. 326 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,714 You know, that negative attitude is not helping your depression. 327 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,233 According to scientific studies, 328 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,631 the best thing you can do to improve your mood 329 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,031 is write lists of all the things you're grateful for. 330 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,230 I don't have paper or a pen. 331 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,360 For what? 332 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,719 [chuckles softly] 333 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,951 For the gratitude list. 334 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,633 I'd like to try it. 335 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,956 [sighs] 336 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,920 All right. 337 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:29,117 What you should be grateful for is the fact that I'm letting you borrow this. 338 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,760 Don't even think about trying to kill yourself. 339 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,957 This is a felt-tip, it won't work, got it? 340 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,519 Scout's honor. 341 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,360 [cell door closes] 342 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:07,190 They think we killed Piscatella. I need to warn the girls. 343 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,795 Yo, Aunt Jemima, 344 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,079 chill out or COs will be up our asses faster than Mikey O'Brien's pinky finger. 345 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,512 What the hell is she doing? 346 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:35,038 [mouthing] Piscatella is dead. 347 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,393 Oh, Red is really losing it. 348 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,036 [sighs] 349 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,149 First word? 350 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,870 - Get up. Move. - All right. 351 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,915 Cross. 352 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,440 Cock. 353 00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:10,239 Penis? Penis. Peeing? 354 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,040 Pee? The first syllable is "P." 355 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,360 [sighs] 356 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:22,677 - Driving? Car crash? DUI? - Shut up. You're distracting me. 357 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,793 [Badison] You should let me help you 'cause you suck at this, 358 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,440 and I'm pretty much a charades savant so... 359 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,274 [Red] Piss? 360 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,192 Car... 361 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,591 Peeing? Urination? Urination drive? 362 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,239 Driving Miss Daisy. 363 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,875 Damn. How do you do that every time? 364 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,396 [Frieda] Giant killed. Cops framing us. 365 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,830 Hmm. 366 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,915 Shit. 367 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,114 Oh! Not Burt! Oh, God! 368 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,159 Burt is the least of our problems. The stash is gone. 369 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:17,796 Oh, God. I swear, I'll kill that flat-ass bitch with my bare hands. 370 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,880 [grunts] 371 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,189 [breathing heavily] 372 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,279 [grunts] 373 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,919 Carol, calm down. 374 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,720 Last sister you whacked landed your ass in here. 375 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,176 How many times do I have to tell you that Barbie's the one who did it? 376 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,919 I just brought Debbie to the lake. 377 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,320 - We need to be strategic. - No. 378 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,472 What we need to do is to teach those D block bitches a lesson. 379 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,870 - Show them they can't fuck with us. - Agreed. 380 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,993 But shoot a deer in the gut, you wind up chasing it down for days. 381 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,437 Shoot it in the heart, you're eating venison by dinner. 382 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,720 [chuckling] 383 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,831 Frieda, meeting you was the luckiest day I had 384 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,358 since I found that $50 bill on the bathroom floor of Dairy Queen. 385 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,480 [indistinct chatter] 386 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,310 Damn. Look at this place. 387 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,835 They got TV. 388 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,311 Shit. It's like we in the VIP section at the club. 389 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,336 [Dayanara] That's 'cause the C block girls got all the good jobs 390 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,317 wrapping cheese for Grace Grocers. 391 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,957 So they sit here feeding their faces 392 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,839 while we wipe their floors for 12 cents an hour 393 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,991 just 'cause we're stuck in D block? 394 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,073 Mmm-hmm. It's called economic segregation. 395 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,675 We live on the wrong side of the tracks. 396 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,114 [retching] 397 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,233 Watch your back, Flaca. 398 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,040 - Do I know you? - No, but we know you. 399 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,589 - You're the chick from YouTube, right? - You saw that? 400 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,913 - We love your shit. Big fans. - No, I liked the other one better. 401 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,151 Not me. I find you more relatable. 402 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,512 Too bad you stuck with the douche block trash. 403 00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,876 Gonna make life here a whole lot harder. 404 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,758 - Looks like you missed a spot. - [mouthing] I'm so sorry. 405 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,832 And they call themselves fans. 406 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,152 Seriously, that's one full month of contour powder. 407 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,516 Hey, guys, check it out. 408 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,349 [Black Cindy] A shower kit... 409 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,750 Well, don't look at me. Unless you want me to puke on her. 410 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,593 Tattoo artist beat you to it. 411 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,596 Oh, I say we send the famous one. Girl's probably president of her fan club. 412 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,240 My fans know less is more. 413 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,472 Better idea, we borrow one from Mendoza. 414 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,151 Oh, Jesus! 415 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,272 [woman speaking indistinctly on walkie-talkie] 416 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,634 [breathes deeply] 417 00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,670 [woman speaking indistinctly on walkie-talkie] 418 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,629 Oh, shit. They're taking Frieda for questioning. 419 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,790 I'm too late. 420 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,873 It's your fault for not using my help with Charades. 421 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,636 Everyone knows you don't use "car" when you wanna say "ca." 422 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,554 This is not good at all. Frieda doesn't have the information. 423 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,155 She won't know how to defend herself. 424 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,392 Well, if you want help getting the message out, 425 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,597 the offer's still on the... 426 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,436 I refuse to take help from a girl whose greatest claim to fame 427 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,876 is blowing a lesser Wahlberg. 428 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,030 [scoffs] 429 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:22,956 Well, unless that fur-fringed crystal ball of yours can send psychic messages, 430 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,633 I don't think you have a choice. 431 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,752 And everybody in my neighborhood, guys and girls, has blown a Wahlberg. 432 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,594 Not a big deal. There's a lot of them. 433 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,196 - What you doing here? - Cleaning up after your happy hour. 434 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,160 Your mom knows you took a plea? 435 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,199 Look, I don't need any guilt trips from you, okay? 436 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,875 You think I don't feel bad enough? I can't sleep at night. Everything hurts. 437 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:04,319 When I finally manage to close my eyes, all I can see is his fucking droopy face. 438 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,199 - I know you didn't mean for... - That doesn't matter right now. 439 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,193 The only reason I came up here is 'cause I need to ask you for a favor. 440 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,310 - We lost all our shower stuff to the... - Step away from the door, Mendoza. 441 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,030 Carol doesn't take kindly to fraternizing with the help. 442 00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:28,115 And, bitch, don't you even think about stealing my brown Pantene. 443 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,873 That shit's getting discontinued. 444 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,157 Piscatella was killed in the pool. 445 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,870 - You mind saying that again? - Seriously, Creech? It's one sentence. 446 00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,236 Girl, you know how much paint I huffed in middle school? 447 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:52,918 That guard, Piscatella. Tell them he was killed in the pool. 448 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,193 Piscatella was killed in the pool. 449 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,710 They say Piscatella got killed in the pool. 450 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,759 For real? Piscatella's dead? 451 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,559 Why so sad, Curly Sue? Guard dies, you should throw a fucking party. 452 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,476 Yeah, uh, I'll wait to order the cake until after I don't go down for murder. 453 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,636 [sighs] 454 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,591 Hey. Excuse me. 455 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,151 Yes, I'm sorry to bother you, I really need to talk to my lawyer. 456 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,674 So he drowned? 457 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,797 No dipstick, the pool was empty. 458 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,439 Wait, which guard was it again? 459 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:43,037 I told you. The one that used to work here. Big guy. Super tall. 460 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,873 Right, right. Got it. 461 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,438 Great. Ebony. 462 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,595 Not you, Baby Killer. The other one. 463 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,433 Please, I am so bored. 464 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,797 I already read this one. It's more character-driven than plotty, 465 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,200 but it's intensely well observed. 466 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,078 I appreciate the two cent review, 467 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,358 but listen, your buddy across the way thought you might like to read it again. 468 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,113 You hear me? 469 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,554 What else did she say? 470 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,439 Deitland, please throw me a bone. I'll take anything. 471 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,313 Even the Bill O'Reilly book. 472 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,391 - Red is trying to send a message. - [Beth] Try page 69. 473 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,279 They're always putting it there. Think they're being so tricky. 474 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,635 [sighs] Lame. 475 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,710 Holy shit. You're right. 476 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:35,677 "Tall one killed in pool." 477 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:45,759 Tall one? Does she mean Alex? 478 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:09,075 Damn. I should've grabbed that Pantene when I had the chance. Stupid. 479 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,113 The stupid part is that we have to steal it in the first place. 480 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,909 Hey, hey, hey. One of Flaca's fangirls, 481 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,953 she doesn't have her shower caddie thing with her. 482 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,394 [gasps] 483 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,280 [exhales] 484 00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:26,000 Screw this. I'm goin' in. 485 00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,080 Yes! 486 00:30:27,081 --> 00:30:29,151 I'm going with you. Not to brag or nothing, 487 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,359 but I once walked outta Toys "R" Us with 14 Bratz dolls in my pants. 488 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,319 Oh, yeah. Bootylicious, just stand lookout. 489 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,235 And Spewy McChunks, you gotta make a distraction. 490 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,630 I don't think I have anything left. 491 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,837 - So fake it. - All right! 492 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,037 - Yo, Daya, come closer. - I'm not done cleaning this area. 493 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,834 Well, my area is as ripe as the stanky cheese... 494 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,071 so all hands on deck! Come on. 495 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,039 Oh! 496 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,034 Oh, mercy me. Oh! When will it end? 497 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,840 [mimics retching] 498 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,478 - [coughing] - There, there. You'll be okay. 499 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880 Uh-oh. 500 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,314 Gotta go get that. 501 00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,280 Yay! [chuckles] 502 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,512 You're sure Nicky got the message? 503 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:47,516 Trust me. When it comes to this place, I'm fucking hi-speed digital broadband. 504 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,035 Overpriced with shitty customer service. 505 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,715 I don't remember charging you anything. 506 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,712 I know how people like you work. 507 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,440 You'll come to collect your debt eventually. 508 00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,792 Lighten up, Chuckie. I'm on your team now. 509 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,715 Here, I'll even send some good vibes their way. [deep breath] 510 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,713 - Don't waste your time. - Beats doing nothing. 511 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,077 'Specially if your crew gets in front of those big, scary Feds 512 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,352 and decides to serve you up like Easter supper. 513 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,672 I were you, I'd get my butt in there, ASAP... 514 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,073 turn on them first. 515 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,114 You don't know my girls. 516 00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,433 I like to think I'm a pretty good judge of character. 517 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,112 But I guess we'll wait and see. 518 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,239 They show up here again, you know they got your back. 519 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,953 But if they don't... 520 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,471 Sorry, I've forgotten the question. 521 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:55,351 You were explaining why your prints were on the weapon that killed CO Piscatella. 522 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,719 That's easy. Because I moved it. I didn't want anyone getting hurt. 523 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,157 You can't really be Annie Oakley with the shakes. 524 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,800 [Nguyen] Nicky Nichols. 525 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,833 I wasn't told you'd have representation present. 526 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,800 Yeah. I was having trouble pulling the trigger on my legal team. 527 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,150 Not that I literally pulled any triggers. 528 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,034 My client had nothing to do with the violence in the riot, 529 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,952 nor was she involved in organizing it. 530 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:27,240 That's interesting. Because I have testimony of over 30 inmates 531 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,836 claiming they saw Ms. Nichols break into the prison pharmacy 532 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,914 and distribute thousands of dollars' worth of prescription medications. 533 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,197 Jesus. It's like a George R.R. Martin novel. 534 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,280 [scoffs] 535 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,238 I'll need to review a copy of that. 536 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,232 How is any of that even usable? 537 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,960 Half of those girls were high the whole time. 538 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,680 I'd take this more seriously if I were you, Ms. Nichols. 539 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,912 If you add up the theft, possession, and distribution charges 540 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,514 the US Attorney's put together, 541 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,717 you'll be facing an additional 70 years. 542 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,196 [inmates gasping] 543 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,834 [Black Cindy] Shit! Burn, bitch. Burn. 544 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,195 [Taystee] Fuck you, Piscatella. 545 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,033 [Black Cindy] Yeah. What you got... 546 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,269 I'll tell you right now, when a jury sees that, 547 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,795 they're gonna think, riot organizer. 548 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,600 I'd appreciate it if you'd stop trying to intimidate my client 549 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,034 with your scare tactics. 550 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,441 Ms. Chapman had no involvement in the riot's organization. 551 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,834 If anything, she was its victim. 552 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:28,392 A victim who quite willingly participated in that bonfire 553 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,278 and captured it all on video. 554 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,910 But let's give Ms. Chapman a chance to speak for herself, shall we? 555 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,480 Ms. Chapman? Ms. Chapman? 556 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,389 I'm sorry. What? 557 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,952 I'd like you to detail exactly how you participated in the riot. 558 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,760 You want to know what I did during the riot? 559 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,474 I ran around collecting Cheetos and organizing an art installation. 560 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,200 [voice breaking] That's what I chose to do... 561 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,111 when I could have been with Alex... 562 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,592 I couldn't see who fired the gun. It was so dark. 563 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,560 And there was so much noise and smoke and confusion... 564 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,314 How about we look at some pictures? 565 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,278 That might jog your memory. 566 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,559 They look familiar. 567 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,955 But my mind's not what it used to be. 568 00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,557 What about her? 569 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,711 You think it could have been her? 570 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,873 I might be able to answer your question 571 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,716 if we could have a little talk first about my situation. 572 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,816 [Les Nichols] Give me a break. 573 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,639 We both know whatever AUSA you're paired up with 574 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,713 could give a rat's ass about some bullshit drug charges. 575 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,955 So, unless you have something real you wanna discuss, Agent Nig-oo-yen, 576 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,600 uh, I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste any more of our time. 577 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,955 It's pronounced "Noog-yen." 578 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,040 Actually, it's "Wen." 579 00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,920 - "Wen"? - Always. 580 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,990 Apologies, Agent Nguyen. 581 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:07,279 My colleague was merely suggesting that you put a deal on the table. 582 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,511 We both know that the only thing you care about 583 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:14,470 is identifying the leaders of the riot and determining who killed CO Piscatella. 584 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,320 I'll need to speak to the US Attorneys Office first. 585 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,517 Okay, so you're telling me 586 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,514 you have no idea how CO Piscatella came to be in that underground bunker? 587 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,600 I... 588 00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,840 I guess Red... 589 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,996 she made us bring him down there. 590 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,231 - [Michelson] Galina Reznikov? - Yes. 591 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,596 I'm curious, Ms. Chapman. 592 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,356 Why would a group of inmates want a guard with them down in that pool? 593 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,035 - Piper, you don't have to answer that. - To torture him. 594 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,033 She wanted to torture him for torturing us. 595 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,998 She couldn't let it go. 596 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,074 Her fucking obsession brought that crazy man into the prison 597 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,039 and now Alex is... 598 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,512 You know, you should all go fuck yourselves. 599 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,318 I don't care anymore. 600 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,713 That is very helpful, Ms. Berlin. I appreciate your cooperation. 601 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,076 And I appreciate yours. 602 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,471 I still have some questions about that bunker pool, 603 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,995 where CO Piscatella's body was found. 604 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,756 Sit. 605 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,720 They're going to make you a deal, Nicky. All you have to do is give them a name. 606 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,040 I don't know who the fuck killed Piscatella. 607 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,157 I mean, the last I saw the guy, he was... 608 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,237 Okay, unfortunately, very much alive. 609 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,040 Well, maybe you can name one of the organizers. 610 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,511 Now, you mentioned the woman on the phone, right? 611 00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,353 Who took you into the bunker. 612 00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,558 - [chuckles] - She had a color instead of a name. 613 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,111 Wait, first off, you named your kid Atticus so you lost your right to judge. 614 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,398 Second, Red is my friend. 615 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,870 Based on what you told us of her leadership role, 616 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,959 the AUSA probably already has a case against her. 617 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,238 - Good for them. I'm not a snitch. - Who cares? 618 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,870 You're gonna give up the rest of your life to protect some criminal? 619 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,112 [chuckles] Not that it matters, but Red just so happens to be 620 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,591 one of the few people in my life who actually cares about me. 621 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,798 Kid, please, I am begging you not to blow this. 622 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,920 Oh, don't worry about that 623 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,759 'cause I haven't blown anything since at least 2006. 624 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,958 Okay. Why don't you take the night and sleep on it, Nicky? 625 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,713 I know that this is a hard decision, 626 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,191 but if you want any sort of a life beyond these bars, 627 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,158 then this may be your only chance. 628 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,390 [sighs] 629 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,518 [Bellamy] Contraband peanut butter, 630 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,990 23 cans of Hormel baked beans, 631 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,711 a 1994 Dell computer, all of them covered in your fingerprints. 632 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,996 Not to mention ample forensic evidence 633 00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:49,599 suggesting CO Piscatella was bound in a bovine-themed stockade. 634 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,359 [chuckles] We let him go. 635 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,238 - Who's "we"? - I let him go. 636 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,037 Sounds to me like you held him hostage. 637 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,032 After all, he was tied up in your secret bunker. 638 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,114 Crazy bastard stormed the place. He was gonna kill all of us. 639 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,715 So you decided to stop him before he got the chance. 640 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,837 - No. - Oh, so you only tortured him. 641 00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,674 We immobilized him. 642 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,877 No one did anything after that. 643 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,919 He just sat there with his head in the cow. 644 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,956 I need another name, Ms. Berlin. 645 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,636 That deal we talked about earlier, 646 00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,873 about keeping you in Ad Seg, away from all those dangerous women... 647 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,192 We did more than talk, we shook on it. 648 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,920 And I gave you the black girl. We had a deal. 649 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,356 Well, things evolve. 650 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,159 You wanna keep your private room, you're gonna have to give me another name. 651 00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,594 Perhaps a Russian one. 652 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,958 They've been gone for hours, you'd think they'd be back by now. 653 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,952 Jesus, Chuckie, enough with the pacing. 654 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,000 It's like you got a Fitbit stashed up your snatch. 655 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,957 - What's happening? Where is everyone? - Don't know about that. 656 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,440 You gotta come with me, the investigators wanna talk to you. 657 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,472 But I already spoke with them. 658 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:07,109 See? What'd I tell ya, you don't look out for number one, 659 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,669 you wind up steppin' in number two. 660 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,040 Move it along, ladies. 661 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,440 Check it out. 662 00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,136 - Give me that deep conditioner. - Chill, there's enough to go around. 663 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,355 [Black Cindy] Mmm! 664 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,718 I'm gonna get all up in them nooks and crannies. 665 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,354 [laughing] 666 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,911 I know my nose has been a little sensitive lately, 667 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,555 but this shampoo, it doesn't smell so good. 668 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:44,640 Smell. 669 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,280 - Oh, that shit is nasty! - You don't think that... 670 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,360 Holy fuck! 671 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,551 - [retches] - This ain't shampoo, 672 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,994 it's sham-piss! 673 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,116 [all exclaiming] 674 00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,479 Daddy, come here, you gotta see this. Cunt block whizzed in their soaps. 675 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,956 Inmates, back in your cells, now. 676 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,111 Wow, you girls must be pissed. 677 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,437 Fuck off. This is your fault for stealing our shit in the first place. 678 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,556 [screams] 679 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,074 You better watch your mouth, Diaz, 680 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,471 or I'll put you in the SHU for trying to incite another riot. 681 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,358 [Daya groaning] 682 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,752 [whimpering] 683 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,439 Knock, knock. 684 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,794 [sighs] 685 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,280 What do you want? 686 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,477 This is not representative of my gift basket skills. 687 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,915 I can put together a tight-ass themed basket on the outside. 688 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,514 Tight-ass is a theme? 689 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,674 - Ah, she's funny, too. - I ain't falling for no more pranks. 690 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,672 That Pert piss trick's for amateurs. 691 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,039 If I was gonna pull something like that, I'd go all the way, use number two. 692 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,033 It's already built in the name. "Shampoo." 693 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,875 Trust me, mamacita. I'm looking out for you. 694 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,036 Mmm. 695 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,713 Almost as good as you look. 696 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,960 I put in a little something extra to help with the pain. 697 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,877 And so you can get some shut-eye. 698 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,235 [phone ringing] 699 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,513 Interim Warden Figueroa. 700 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,638 Natalie, hi, it's Linda Ferguson from MCC. 701 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,030 Linda? I usually deal with Stan. 702 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,839 Oh, I'm so sorry. 703 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,436 I just assumed JJack called you about our shake-up over at corporate. 704 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,910 - That doesn't sound good. - Actually, it's fantastic. 705 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,356 Not so much for Stan, but for me, 706 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,920 I was formerly head of purchasing, 707 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,515 but as of this morning, I'm the new senior vice president. 708 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,278 Linda from Purchasing. 709 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,392 Congratulations. I look forward to working with you. 710 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,399 Thank you. 711 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,496 I was hoping to hit the ground running, and I would love it 712 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,680 if you and I could grab a drink later this week to go over some of my new ideas. 713 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,756 Sounds wonderful. 714 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,555 Let's go, inmate. It's moving day. 715 00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,040 No. 716 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,440 Well, that can't be right. 717 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,831 They told me I could stay here in Ad Seg. 718 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,994 Well, that's not what my orders were. Now hurry up, move it along. 719 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,360 [indistinct chatter] 720 00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,717 Fucking kill you, Duffy! 721 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,553 Fucking cheese block's at it again. 722 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,796 [grunting] 723 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,596 [laughing] 724 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,155 [indistinct chatter and cheering] 725 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,320 [inmate] That was good. Let's do that again. Let's get another. 726 00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,589 Here we go. 727 00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,874 [cheering] 728 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,393 Let's go, D block, come on. 729 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,880 Where the fuck is Frieda? 730 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,077 Haven't seen her since the bottom of the third. 731 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,073 I saw her gettin' walked off by a CO, I think. 732 00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:31,632 Damn it! This whole thing was her plan. Plus, she fucked up our kicking order. 733 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,234 Maybe she's in the bathroom. 734 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,834 You're up, Carol! 735 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,754 Unless you want an automatic out for delay of game. 736 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,277 Fuck it, I'll do it myself. 737 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,877 We go on my signal. They'll never know what hit 'em. 738 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,680 Hey. Don't we get any weapons? 739 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,037 Use what God gave you. What are you, a fucking pussy? 740 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,840 [indistinct chatter] 741 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,200 [indistinct shouting] 742 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,200 [yelling] 743 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,480 [all yelling] 744 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,951 Fuck no! Don't just stand there like dummies! Go! 745 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,000 [grunting] 746 00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,752 What's your goddamn damage, Carol? 747 00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:32,840 You are. 748 00:45:32,841 --> 00:45:34,718 Never could stand losing to me, could you? 749 00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,576 Always had to ruin a perfectly good game, just like when we played Risk. 750 00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,069 That's because you always cheated! 751 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,310 [grunts] 752 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,550 Bullcrap! 753 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,676 Bull-true! 754 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,874 You think I care about some stupid game? 755 00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,758 You stole my stash! 756 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,754 - What the hell are you talking about? - I'd fuckin' kill you twice. 757 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,791 Once for stealing my drugs, and once for my Burt poster. 758 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,712 Burt Reynolds sucks balls. 759 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,076 And I didn't take your drugs. 760 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,119 Double-dog pinky, Care. 761 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,960 If I did, I'd be struttin' and you know it. 762 00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,592 [guards shouting indistinctly] 763 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,714 [yelling] 764 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,280 Frieda! 765 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,914 Nice work, Berlin. 766 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,080 About that transfer? 767 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,718 - Got a van waiting outside. - Pleasure doing business. 768 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,836 Frieda. 769 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,312 Stay out of trouble up the hill. 770 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,156 You just made a lot of big enemies down here. 771 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,800 Entering. 772 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,394 [door buzzes] 773 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,350 ["Kokomo" by The Beach Boys playing] 774 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,832 ♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪ 775 00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,960 ♪ Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪ 776 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:13,000 ♪ Key Largo, Montego Baby, why don't we go? ♪ 777 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:18,792 ♪ Jamaica Off the Florida Keys ♪ 778 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,549 ♪ There's a place called Kokomo... ♪ 779 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,229 You're the one who let me play Frogger. 780 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,191 Um, do you want a pudding cup? 781 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,796 They gave me an extra, but too much sugar gets me tizzified. 782 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,797 Not... not right now. Thanks. 783 00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:51,238 I don't know whose knob you greased to get in here, but welcome to Florida. 784 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,475 ♪ Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪ 785 00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:01,038 ♪ Key Largo, Montego Baby, why don't we go? ♪ 786 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,670 Hey, Suzanne, I changed my mind about that pudding. 787 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,760 Oh. 788 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:13,560 ♪ That's where we wanna go Down in Kokomo ♪ 789 00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,316 ♪ Aruba, Jamaica Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪ 790 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:21,315 ♪ To Bermuda, Bahama Come on, pretty mama ♪ 791 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,312 ♪ Key Largo, Montego ♪ 792 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,872 ♪ Baby, why don't we go? Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo ♪ 793 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,318 ♪ We'll get there fast And then we'll take it slow ♪ 794 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:38,317 ♪ That's where we wanna go Way down in Kokomo ♪ 795 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,155 ♪ Port au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse ♪ 796 00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,832 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 797 00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,510 ♪ A little place like Kokomo ♪ 798 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:13,870 ♪ Now if you wanna go And get away from it all ♪ 799 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,350 ♪ Go down to Kokomo ♪