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[cell door slams]
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[theme song playing]
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[cell door slams]
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[cell door slams]
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[barber] Next group.
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Up against the wall, inmates.
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These lice ain't gonna clear out
on their own.
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[Helen] Uh...
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Chrome dome.
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Next in line, let's go. Chop-chop.
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No, please. No, please. I beg you.
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I told you. I am not supposed to be here.
I am an MCC executive.
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I don't care
if you're Princess fucking Di.
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Still gotta clear your lice.
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Hey, Princess Diana is dead.
All she wanted was a normal life.
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Please, please don't do this.
Please, don't do this.
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[cries] Oh, God! Please, please.
You are making a huge mistake.
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[chuckles] He really is!
But I'm enjoying it so much.
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You sure it's her?
'Cause that one's forehead looks bigger.
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[Costa] No, you can't look
at the forehead.
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You gotta look at the nose.
See how the nostrils match up?
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[Miller] I could never date a bald chick.
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Amber Rose?
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Oh, fuck. That's right.
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Yo, G.I. Jane. Lucky day.
Warden says you're free to go.
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[snickers]
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Might have been luckier five minutes ago.
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But she's still a menace to society!
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You are so fucking fired!
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Oh, look on the bright side, hon,
at least the lice are gone.
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Up top anyway...
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[Big Boo and Ouija chuckle]
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[Jack] On behalf of the board
and everyone here at MCC,
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I would like to extend
our deepest apologies.
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But, if I might point out,
the silver lining here,
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it's that your unique,
first-hand experience
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will be invaluable to MCC's mission
of innovation and reform.
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Really? You think that you can buy me off
with large produce?
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And I know for a fact that
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that is a middle tier basket because
the top tier one has a dragon fruit in it.
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Bad form, Jack.
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[sighs] I know
what you went through was rough...
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[scoffs] No, no.
I don't think you actually do.
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Not unless you were witness to a possum
giving birth in a shower drain,
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or had a mob of angry sociopaths try
to stone you to death with their shoes.
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And let's not forget my luxurious,
four-day vacation at FDC Cleveland,
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a place so shitty even the pubic lice
have opioid addictions.
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Don't women shave everything
down there now?
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Really?
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[sighs]
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- We're working to improve conditions.
- I'm sure that you are.
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In the meantime, you have two choices.
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Option one, I sell my story to the press,
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and I sue MCC for $10 million,
plus damages.
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Or option two.
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Offer me a considerable
upfront bonus for pain and suffering,
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and you fire your buddy Stan
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and hire me as senior VP
at triple my current salary.
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Linda, please. Be reasonable.
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I think, considering the PR nightmare
that MCC is in, I am well within reason.
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The only question is,
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do you want me on the outside
pouring gasoline on this fire,
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or in here, helping you put it out?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Keep it moving, inmate.
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You've got lunch for five more minutes.
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When you're finished,
that's your cell over there. 102.
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May I sit here?
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Please.
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I can give you the 411
on these max psychos.
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They do that to you?
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[grunts softly] COs.
Payback for shooting Humps.
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Shit!
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You guys, this is like in Breakfast Club.
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One kid from every group in school.
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Oh, my God. You have a toothbrush!
Sweet Jesus!
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- The fuck?
- Bitches here steal the new girls' kits.
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We haven't washed our hair
or brushed our teeth in like forever.
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So they got something
against good hygiene?
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No. It's like D block initiation.
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Oh, like in a sorority.
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Only instead of playing beer pong
and getting date-raped,
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you get shivved and regular raped.
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[moans] Oh, God! It so good.
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Okay, it's bad enough you using it,
you don't gotta fuck it.
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You try having morning sickness all day
and not being able to brush.
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My teeth are rotting
like that bulimic girl from the library.
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With all that puking,
you'd at least think she'd be skinny.
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Dude, you got puke teeth
all over my brush?
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I still can't believe they let you fuck
in the visitation room.
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It was by the vending machines.
I was very discreet.
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Okay. Knocked up and a bag of chips.
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[laughing]
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You think I don't notice you cookies?
'Cause believe me, I do.
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Daddy's got eyes everywhere.
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I didn't even get to clean my tongue.
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That little bitch
runs the toothbrush game here?
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No, they work for Barbara.
She's a D block boss.
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- Ain't no gangsters named Barbara.
- Shh! I wouldn't say that too loud.
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The last girl that crossed her
got hot Milky Way thrown in her face.
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- That sticks and burns.
- [Lorna] I like Milky Way.
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Not burning hot in my face,
but room temperature in my mouth.
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So that's it?
We part of Barbara's gang now?
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If it makes you feel any better,
I heard C block boss is even worse.
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The only good way out
is gettin' moved to Florida.
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Technically, it's B block.
Neutral territory.
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Okay, so how we get in?
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We don't. Florida don't let
normal people like us in.
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Only, grannies, trannies and loonies.
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Well, don't look at me. I might be crazy,
but I'm not Florida crazy.
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Well, like it or not, we D block now.
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Look at you.
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Jesus, has it been that long?
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Yes.
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This is my colleague, Ms. Goldstein.
She'll be handing your case for the firm.
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Hi. Please call me Michelle.
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It's good to see you again, kid.
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- All right.
- Hmm. Okay. Uh...
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It's not the daddy-daughter dance.
Yeah. I'm just here for the lawyering.
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Maybe if you'd taken me up on that
five years ago,
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you wouldn't be here
in the first place, right?
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Maybe if you hadn't left,
I wouldn't have turned to heroin.
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But I guess we'll never know.
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See, the kid's got my sense of humor
with Orphan Annie's face.
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You remember, Nick, you used
to drive us crazy with those songs?
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Yeah. I thought
maybe if I sang loud enough
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that my real parents
might just turn up and rescue me.
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I hate to be a buzzkill, but I think
we should dive into your possible charges.
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Now based on recent precedent,
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the US Attorney's office
isn't gonna have much trouble
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indicting all of you on riot charges.
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I had no idea what the hell was going on.
I was just along for the ride.
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Good to know.
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Because our defense will hinge
on the government's inability to prove
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that you had knowledge that your actions
would be in furtherance of vandalism,
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injury to property, or unlawful assembly
within a federal prison.
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Told you she was good, didn't I?
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Oh. Uh... [chuckles]
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It's terrific.
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Uh...
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Well, I mean, just like my piano teacher,
and the French tutor.
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You know, I've always been curious,
does the hourly rate...
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Does it go up or down when the hired help
doubles as your side piece?
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Michelle happens to be one of the
best criminal litigators in New York.
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So she's not pro-ing your bono?
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Watch your mouth!
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Your father and I are engaged.
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We're getting married in November.
We also have two children together.
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Sammi's five
and Atticus just turned three.
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Nicky, I wanted to say something about it
over the phone,
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but I thought you would, you know...
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You know what? You know what?
You know what?
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I was wrong. Okay?
This whole thing? Big mistake.
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Les, thank you for stopping by.
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Michelle, no hard feelings.
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I'm sure you're a great lawyer,
you have a wonderful vocabulary,
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and you're going to make
an excellent trophy wife.
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You... [chuckles and clicks tongue]
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Okay, guard! I'm done here.
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Kid, don't get bogged down by old baggage.
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You're in real deep shit.
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Nicky, you need good representation.
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[woman speaking indistinctly on PA]
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Take it slow out there, Berlin.
We don't need any more injuries.
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Pass.
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Pass.
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If I weren't so happy to see you,
I'd kill you myself.
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What the hell were you thinking?
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It's complicated.
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Our affection for Roman Polanski films
is complicated.
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Suicide is for cowards.
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You don't understand, Red.
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I got history in this place.
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There's people here spent three decades
waitin' to take a crack at me.
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Since when is Frieda Berlin afraid?
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[scoffs] It's not fear, it's pragmatism.
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Like my daddy always said,
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"The cyanide pill won't work
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unless you take it before the commies
bust in your door."
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Well, the commie is right here
and I'm telling you to keep fighting.
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- Oh, shit. Frieda! Are you okay?
- Shit.
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I got it. I got it. It's okay.
She's fine. It's okay.
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Did you hurt yourself?
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I'm fine. Just stiff is all.
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Bullshit. I see what you're up to.
You put that back right now.
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Leave me alone, Red.
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I am not going to stand by and watch you
do this to yourself. Or to me.
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You have problems here,
you find a creative solution,
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like you've done for the past 30 years.
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It's different this time.
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Or maybe you're not trying hard enough.
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[grunts]
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[music playing on radio]
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[Carol] Hey, Frieda...
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your dad's hot and all,
but I got other plans.
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Hope you don't mind. [sighs]
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Now that is human perfection.
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Right, Frieda?
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[chuckles]
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Sure.
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[music stops]
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What the hell? I paid less than that
for four last time.
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You got a problem with my prices?
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No, we're good. Right, Tyler? Come on.
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[tsks] This some bullshit, man.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Carol, maybe you ought to go back
to dealing in the showers.
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You kidding? Finding your hidey-hole
is the best thing that's happened to me.
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The shower steam
made my hair look like shit.
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Now come on,
let's look at the rest of today's haul.
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Damn, Frieda! We're killing it!
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Oh! And you know I have a sweet tooth.
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Just one.
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- Oh! How much for a jawbreaker?
- They're not for sale.
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But you got so many.
I like watching the colors change.
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Do you now?
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Well, come on in. Come on in.
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[chuckles]
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Do I look like Willy Fucking Wonka to you?
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No, ma'am.
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This place look like a candy store?
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Frieda, hold her hair for me.
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Ow!
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Now open your fuckin' mouth
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before I shove this so far down
your goddamn throat you give birth to it.
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Go on. Start sucking.
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- [choking]
- [Carol laughs]
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Jesus, Carol! You're such a little psycho!
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Bad enough you're stealin' my customers,
you don't gotta kill 'em too.
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Yeah, you better fuckin' run, Greeley!
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Sorry ladies, shop's closed.
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Piss off, Flunky.
I'm here to see my sister.
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Didn't anyone tell you?
Family reunion's been canceled this year.
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It's funny,
because Mom's coming to visit me later,
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just like she did last week
and the week before.
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She doesn't send her love, by the way.
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What do you want, Barbie?
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Besides an ass
that don't look like a pizza box.
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I want you and Gnarly Davidson
to step off my H game.
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[chuckles] Sorry, but you ain't the boss
of me no more.
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We had a deal, Care.
D block gets smack and weed.
242
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,192
Cunt block gets rock and pills.
243
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:06,279
Look at yourself, Carol. You're a child.
244
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,034
Amateur like you
got no business selling horse.
245
00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,994
You'd be better off dealing ex-lax
to the biddies in Florida.
246
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:18,079
Frieda, you gonna sit with your thumb up
your butt or do somethin' about this?
247
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,232
All right, ladies,
it's time for you gals to move it along.
248
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,436
Okay.
249
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,113
[laughing]
250
00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,239
Come on, Frieda.
251
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,553
We got some beef to look at.
252
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,040
Oh, my God! Oh, God.
I love a man with a big bush.
253
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,192
Oh, God, look at that little dickie-doo.
254
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:45,000
He's all alone in the forest.
255
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,275
[chomping sounds]
256
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,911
How are tensions between C and D block?
257
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,150
'Cause last time I was here,
258
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,358
we were losing fingers
faster than a Romanian leper colony.
259
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,352
Gang activity's down to a low simmer.
260
00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:00,319
Just some stabbings,
couple of missing toes...
261
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,959
What ya playing for, Carol?
262
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:07,037
Oh, you know, gambling's illegal.
We just play for braggin' rights.
263
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:10,591
Of course. The love of the game.
You staying out of trouble?
264
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,238
Always.
265
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,776
You got any idea how long the FBI's
gonna be using our break room?
266
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,296
- I got yogurts in that fridge.
- Expiration dates are bullshit.
267
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,356
You've been missed.
268
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,437
Also bullshit. But I'll take it.
269
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,240
At least there was never a riot
on my watch.
270
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,596
Keep the gangs in check,
keep your guys in check,
271
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,149
and don't bother me
unless there's a death.
272
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,760
What about MCC protocols?
273
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,311
Listen, the best thing you can do
is think of yourself as a hotel maid.
274
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,711
No rearranging the furniture
and no asking questions,
275
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,430
no matter what freaky shit
you find on the nightstand. Got it?
276
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:44,070
From here on in, surface cleaning only.
277
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,595
Now you gonna tip me bigger
if I look sexy in my uniform?
278
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,080
Analogy's over, Ricky.
279
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,712
What more do you people need?
280
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,757
You've seen the video of him torturing us.
281
00:15:55,840 --> 00:16:00,039
That monster should be prosecuted
to the full extent of the law.
282
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,670
So, it would be fair to say
you hated CO Piscatella?
283
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,597
Look at what he did to me!
284
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,839
I'm like a doll that's been wrecked
by a demented child.
285
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,513
He should rot in hell.
286
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,831
You admit to wanting CO Piscatella dead?
287
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,594
Why? You have a connection to Make-A-Wish?
288
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,273
[Michelson] We'll do you one better.
289
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,997
You're kidding. [gasps]
290
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:40,392
Wait. You think I have
something to do with this?
291
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,910
That would be the logical conclusion,
292
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,835
seeing as how his body was found
in the same place we found you.
293
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:50,834
And you sure do seem
to have plenty of motive.
294
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:58,310
One rolling cart for Hayes,
and a mop for Gonzales.
295
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,471
Cops come down on me
if this shit goes missing
296
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,234
so try and keep your noses
as clean as the floors, okay?
297
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,950
Let's pick up the pace.
C block's getting filthier by the second.
298
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,271
Why we gotta mop enemy territory?
299
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,080
Guess they're too good
to clean their own shit.
300
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,720
Think it'd be wise
to keep your mouth shut, Diaz.
301
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,953
Anyone else have a question?
302
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:19,638
- [Black Cindy] Mmm-mmm.
- No, sir.
303
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,794
Let's hit it.
304
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,200
[Black Cindy clears throat]
305
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,115
This place is way too serious.
306
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,715
If we get jumped, we use these as weapons.
307
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,950
[grunts]
308
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:38,636
You don't think that they would hurt
a pregnant lady, do you?
309
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,996
Sir? Sir?
310
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:42,873
You know she's a girl, right?
311
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,633
Hey, right. Um...
312
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,110
Miss? Ms. Daddy.
313
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,991
I know I'm not showing yet,
but I am indeed with child.
314
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:55,391
Jesus. You cookies ever stop whining?
315
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:02,274
I'd never put my D girls in danger.
Especially not ones so pretty.
316
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:06,195
Yeah, I'm gonna look real good
when my face turns black-and-blue.
317
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,159
Bruised fruit tastes the sweetest.
318
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,550
Hey, Duarte, list.
319
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,554
I can walk on my own now. Really.
320
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,075
My legs feel much stronger.
321
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,833
If you say so.
322
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,273
[groans]
323
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,478
Dagnab it, Berlin!
I knew this would happen.
324
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,598
- You hurt anything?
- Oh, just my ego.
325
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,959
[sighs] I guess
I can't do anything right anymore.
326
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,714
You know, that negative attitude
is not helping your depression.
327
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,233
According to scientific studies,
328
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,631
the best thing you can do
to improve your mood
329
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,031
is write lists of all the things
you're grateful for.
330
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,230
I don't have paper or a pen.
331
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,360
For what?
332
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:14,719
[chuckles softly]
333
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,951
For the gratitude list.
334
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,633
I'd like to try it.
335
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,956
[sighs]
336
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,920
All right.
337
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:29,117
What you should be grateful for is
the fact that I'm letting you borrow this.
338
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,760
Don't even think about
trying to kill yourself.
339
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,957
This is a felt-tip, it won't work, got it?
340
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,519
Scout's honor.
341
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,360
[cell door closes]
342
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:07,190
They think we killed Piscatella.
I need to warn the girls.
343
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,795
Yo, Aunt Jemima,
344
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:17,079
chill out or COs will be up our asses
faster than Mikey O'Brien's pinky finger.
345
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,512
What the hell is she doing?
346
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:35,038
[mouthing] Piscatella is dead.
347
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,393
Oh, Red is really losing it.
348
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,036
[sighs]
349
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,149
First word?
350
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,870
- Get up. Move.
- All right.
351
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:03,915
Cross.
352
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,440
Cock.
353
00:21:07,441 --> 00:21:10,239
Penis? Penis. Peeing?
354
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,040
Pee? The first syllable is "P."
355
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,360
[sighs]
356
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:22,677
- Driving? Car crash? DUI?
- Shut up. You're distracting me.
357
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,793
[Badison] You should let me help you
'cause you suck at this,
358
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,440
and I'm pretty much
a charades savant so...
359
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,274
[Red] Piss?
360
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,192
Car...
361
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,591
Peeing? Urination? Urination drive?
362
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,239
Driving Miss Daisy.
363
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,875
Damn. How do you do that every time?
364
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,396
[Frieda] Giant killed. Cops framing us.
365
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,830
Hmm.
366
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,915
Shit.
367
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,114
Oh! Not Burt! Oh, God!
368
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,159
Burt is the least of our problems.
The stash is gone.
369
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:17,796
Oh, God. I swear, I'll kill
that flat-ass bitch with my bare hands.
370
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,880
[grunts]
371
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,189
[breathing heavily]
372
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,279
[grunts]
373
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,919
Carol, calm down.
374
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,720
Last sister you whacked
landed your ass in here.
375
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,176
How many times do I have to tell you
that Barbie's the one who did it?
376
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,919
I just brought Debbie to the lake.
377
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,320
- We need to be strategic.
- No.
378
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,472
What we need to do is
to teach those D block bitches a lesson.
379
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,870
- Show them they can't fuck with us.
- Agreed.
380
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,993
But shoot a deer in the gut,
you wind up chasing it down for days.
381
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,437
Shoot it in the heart,
you're eating venison by dinner.
382
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,720
[chuckling]
383
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,831
Frieda, meeting you
was the luckiest day I had
384
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,358
since I found that $50 bill
on the bathroom floor of Dairy Queen.
385
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,480
[indistinct chatter]
386
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,310
Damn. Look at this place.
387
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,835
They got TV.
388
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,311
Shit. It's like we in the VIP section
at the club.
389
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,336
[Dayanara] That's 'cause the C block girls
got all the good jobs
390
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,317
wrapping cheese for Grace Grocers.
391
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,957
So they sit here feeding their faces
392
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,839
while we wipe their floors
for 12 cents an hour
393
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,991
just 'cause we're stuck in D block?
394
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,073
Mmm-hmm. It's called economic segregation.
395
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,675
We live on the wrong side of the tracks.
396
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,114
[retching]
397
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,233
Watch your back, Flaca.
398
00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:00,040
- Do I know you?
- No, but we know you.
399
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,589
- You're the chick from YouTube, right?
- You saw that?
400
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,913
- We love your shit. Big fans.
- No, I liked the other one better.
401
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,151
Not me. I find you more relatable.
402
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,512
Too bad
you stuck with the douche block trash.
403
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,876
Gonna make life here a whole lot harder.
404
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,758
- Looks like you missed a spot.
- [mouthing] I'm so sorry.
405
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,832
And they call themselves fans.
406
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,152
Seriously, that's one full month
of contour powder.
407
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,516
Hey, guys, check it out.
408
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,349
[Black Cindy] A shower kit...
409
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,750
Well, don't look at me.
Unless you want me to puke on her.
410
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,593
Tattoo artist beat you to it.
411
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,596
Oh, I say we send the famous one.
Girl's probably president of her fan club.
412
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,240
My fans know less is more.
413
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,472
Better idea, we borrow one from Mendoza.
414
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,151
Oh, Jesus!
415
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,272
[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]
416
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,634
[breathes deeply]
417
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:44,670
[woman speaking indistinctly
on walkie-talkie]
418
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:49,629
Oh, shit. They're taking Frieda
for questioning.
419
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:50,790
I'm too late.
420
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,873
It's your fault
for not using my help with Charades.
421
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,636
Everyone knows you don't use "car"
when you wanna say "ca."
422
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,554
This is not good at all.
Frieda doesn't have the information.
423
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,155
She won't know how to defend herself.
424
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,392
Well, if you want help
getting the message out,
425
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,597
the offer's still on the...
426
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,436
I refuse to take help from a girl
whose greatest claim to fame
427
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,876
is blowing a lesser Wahlberg.
428
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,030
[scoffs]
429
00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:22,956
Well, unless that fur-fringed crystal ball
of yours can send psychic messages,
430
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,633
I don't think you have a choice.
431
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,752
And everybody in my neighborhood,
guys and girls, has blown a Wahlberg.
432
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,594
Not a big deal. There's a lot of them.
433
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,196
- What you doing here?
- Cleaning up after your happy hour.
434
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,160
Your mom knows you took a plea?
435
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,199
Look, I don't need
any guilt trips from you, okay?
436
00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,875
You think I don't feel bad enough?
I can't sleep at night. Everything hurts.
437
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:04,319
When I finally manage to close my eyes,
all I can see is his fucking droopy face.
438
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,199
- I know you didn't mean for...
- That doesn't matter right now.
439
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,193
The only reason I came up here is
'cause I need to ask you for a favor.
440
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:15,310
- We lost all our shower stuff to the...
- Step away from the door, Mendoza.
441
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,030
Carol doesn't take kindly
to fraternizing with the help.
442
00:27:24,360 --> 00:27:28,115
And, bitch, don't you even think
about stealing my brown Pantene.
443
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,873
That shit's getting discontinued.
444
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,157
Piscatella was killed in the pool.
445
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,870
- You mind saying that again?
- Seriously, Creech? It's one sentence.
446
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,236
Girl, you know how much paint
I huffed in middle school?
447
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:52,918
That guard, Piscatella.
Tell them he was killed in the pool.
448
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,193
Piscatella was killed in the pool.
449
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,710
They say Piscatella got killed
in the pool.
450
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,759
For real? Piscatella's dead?
451
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:19,559
Why so sad, Curly Sue? Guard dies,
you should throw a fucking party.
452
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:24,476
Yeah, uh, I'll wait to order the cake
until after I don't go down for murder.
453
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,636
[sighs]
454
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:29,591
Hey. Excuse me.
455
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,151
Yes, I'm sorry to bother you,
I really need to talk to my lawyer.
456
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,674
So he drowned?
457
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:36,797
No dipstick, the pool was empty.
458
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,439
Wait, which guard was it again?
459
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:43,037
I told you. The one that used
to work here. Big guy. Super tall.
460
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,873
Right, right. Got it.
461
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,438
Great. Ebony.
462
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,595
Not you, Baby Killer. The other one.
463
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,433
Please, I am so bored.
464
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,797
I already read this one.
It's more character-driven than plotty,
465
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,200
but it's intensely well observed.
466
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,078
I appreciate the two cent review,
467
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,358
but listen, your buddy across the way
thought you might like to read it again.
468
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,113
You hear me?
469
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,554
What else did she say?
470
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,439
Deitland, please throw me a bone.
I'll take anything.
471
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,313
Even the Bill O'Reilly book.
472
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,391
- Red is trying to send a message.
- [Beth] Try page 69.
473
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,279
They're always putting it there.
Think they're being so tricky.
474
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,635
[sighs] Lame.
475
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,710
Holy shit. You're right.
476
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:35,677
"Tall one killed in pool."
477
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:45,759
Tall one? Does she mean Alex?
478
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:09,075
Damn. I should've grabbed that Pantene
when I had the chance. Stupid.
479
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,113
The stupid part is that
we have to steal it in the first place.
480
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,909
Hey, hey, hey. One of Flaca's fangirls,
481
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,953
she doesn't have
her shower caddie thing with her.
482
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,394
[gasps]
483
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,280
[exhales]
484
00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:26,000
Screw this. I'm goin' in.
485
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,080
Yes!
486
00:30:27,081 --> 00:30:29,151
I'm going with you.
Not to brag or nothing,
487
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,359
but I once walked outta Toys "R" Us
with 14 Bratz dolls in my pants.
488
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,319
Oh, yeah.
Bootylicious, just stand lookout.
489
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,235
And Spewy McChunks,
you gotta make a distraction.
490
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,630
I don't think I have anything left.
491
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,837
- So fake it.
- All right!
492
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:50,037
- Yo, Daya, come closer.
- I'm not done cleaning this area.
493
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,834
Well, my area is as ripe
as the stanky cheese...
494
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,071
so all hands on deck! Come on.
495
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:00,039
Oh!
496
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,034
Oh, mercy me. Oh! When will it end?
497
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:05,840
[mimics retching]
498
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,478
- [coughing]
- There, there. You'll be okay.
499
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,880
Uh-oh.
500
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,314
Gotta go get that.
501
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,280
Yay! [chuckles]
502
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,512
You're sure Nicky got the message?
503
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:47,516
Trust me. When it comes to this place,
I'm fucking hi-speed digital broadband.
504
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,035
Overpriced with shitty customer service.
505
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,715
I don't remember charging you anything.
506
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,712
I know how people like you work.
507
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,440
You'll come
to collect your debt eventually.
508
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:00,792
Lighten up, Chuckie. I'm on your team now.
509
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,715
Here, I'll even send some good vibes
their way. [deep breath]
510
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,713
- Don't waste your time.
- Beats doing nothing.
511
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,077
'Specially if your crew gets in front of
those big, scary Feds
512
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,352
and decides to serve you up
like Easter supper.
513
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,672
I were you,
I'd get my butt in there, ASAP...
514
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,073
turn on them first.
515
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,114
You don't know my girls.
516
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,433
I like to think
I'm a pretty good judge of character.
517
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,112
But I guess we'll wait and see.
518
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:38,239
They show up here again,
you know they got your back.
519
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,953
But if they don't...
520
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,471
Sorry, I've forgotten the question.
521
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:55,351
You were explaining why your prints were
on the weapon that killed CO Piscatella.
522
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,719
That's easy. Because I moved it.
I didn't want anyone getting hurt.
523
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,157
You can't really be Annie Oakley
with the shakes.
524
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,800
[Nguyen] Nicky Nichols.
525
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,833
I wasn't told
you'd have representation present.
526
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,800
Yeah. I was having trouble
pulling the trigger on my legal team.
527
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,150
Not that I literally pulled any triggers.
528
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,034
My client had nothing to do
with the violence in the riot,
529
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,952
nor was she involved in organizing it.
530
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:27,240
That's interesting. Because I have
testimony of over 30 inmates
531
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,836
claiming they saw Ms. Nichols
break into the prison pharmacy
532
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,914
and distribute thousands of dollars' worth
of prescription medications.
533
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,197
Jesus. It's like a
George R.R. Martin novel.
534
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,280
[scoffs]
535
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,238
I'll need to review a copy of that.
536
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,232
How is any of that even usable?
537
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:46,960
Half of those girls
were high the whole time.
538
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,680
I'd take this more seriously
if I were you, Ms. Nichols.
539
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,912
If you add up the theft, possession,
and distribution charges
540
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,514
the US Attorney's put together,
541
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,717
you'll be facing an additional 70 years.
542
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,196
[inmates gasping]
543
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,834
[Black Cindy] Shit! Burn, bitch. Burn.
544
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,195
[Taystee] Fuck you, Piscatella.
545
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,033
[Black Cindy] Yeah. What you got...
546
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,269
I'll tell you right now,
when a jury sees that,
547
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,795
they're gonna think, riot organizer.
548
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,600
I'd appreciate it if you'd stop
trying to intimidate my client
549
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:20,034
with your scare tactics.
550
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,441
Ms. Chapman had no involvement
in the riot's organization.
551
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,834
If anything, she was its victim.
552
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:28,392
A victim who quite willingly participated
in that bonfire
553
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,278
and captured it all on video.
554
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,910
But let's give Ms. Chapman a chance
to speak for herself, shall we?
555
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,480
Ms. Chapman? Ms. Chapman?
556
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,389
I'm sorry. What?
557
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,952
I'd like you to detail exactly
how you participated in the riot.
558
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,760
You want to know
what I did during the riot?
559
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,474
I ran around collecting Cheetos
and organizing an art installation.
560
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,200
[voice breaking]
That's what I chose to do...
561
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,111
when I could have been with Alex...
562
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,592
I couldn't see who fired the gun.
It was so dark.
563
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,560
And there was so much noise
and smoke and confusion...
564
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,314
How about we look at some pictures?
565
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,278
That might jog your memory.
566
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,559
They look familiar.
567
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,955
But my mind's not what it used to be.
568
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,557
What about her?
569
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,711
You think it could have been her?
570
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,873
I might be able to answer your question
571
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:40,716
if we could have a little talk first
about my situation.
572
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:41,816
[Les Nichols] Give me a break.
573
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,639
We both know whatever AUSA
you're paired up with
574
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,713
could give a rat's ass
about some bullshit drug charges.
575
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,955
So, unless you have something real
you wanna discuss, Agent Nig-oo-yen,
576
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,600
uh, I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste
any more of our time.
577
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:56,955
It's pronounced "Noog-yen."
578
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,040
Actually, it's "Wen."
579
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,920
- "Wen"?
- Always.
580
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,990
Apologies, Agent Nguyen.
581
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:07,279
My colleague was merely suggesting
that you put a deal on the table.
582
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,511
We both know that
the only thing you care about
583
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:14,470
is identifying the leaders of the riot
and determining who killed CO Piscatella.
584
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,320
I'll need to speak to
the US Attorneys Office first.
585
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,517
Okay, so you're telling me
586
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:25,514
you have no idea how CO Piscatella
came to be in that underground bunker?
587
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,600
I...
588
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,840
I guess Red...
589
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,996
she made us bring him down there.
590
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,231
- [Michelson] Galina Reznikov?
- Yes.
591
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,596
I'm curious, Ms. Chapman.
592
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,356
Why would a group of inmates
want a guard with them down in that pool?
593
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,035
- Piper, you don't have to answer that.
- To torture him.
594
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,033
She wanted to torture him
for torturing us.
595
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,998
She couldn't let it go.
596
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,074
Her fucking obsession
brought that crazy man into the prison
597
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,039
and now Alex is...
598
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,512
You know,
you should all go fuck yourselves.
599
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,318
I don't care anymore.
600
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,713
That is very helpful, Ms. Berlin.
I appreciate your cooperation.
601
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,076
And I appreciate yours.
602
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,471
I still have some questions
about that bunker pool,
603
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,995
where CO Piscatella's body was found.
604
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,756
Sit.
605
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,720
They're going to make you a deal, Nicky.
All you have to do is give them a name.
606
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,040
I don't know
who the fuck killed Piscatella.
607
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,157
I mean, the last I saw the guy, he was...
608
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,237
Okay, unfortunately, very much alive.
609
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,040
Well, maybe you can name
one of the organizers.
610
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,511
Now, you mentioned the woman
on the phone, right?
611
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,353
Who took you into the bunker.
612
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,558
- [chuckles]
- She had a color instead of a name.
613
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,111
Wait, first off, you named your kid
Atticus so you lost your right to judge.
614
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,398
Second, Red is my friend.
615
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,870
Based on what you told us
of her leadership role,
616
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,959
the AUSA probably already has
a case against her.
617
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,238
- Good for them. I'm not a snitch.
- Who cares?
618
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,870
You're gonna give up the rest of your life
to protect some criminal?
619
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,112
[chuckles] Not that it matters,
but Red just so happens to be
620
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,591
one of the few people in my life
who actually cares about me.
621
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,798
Kid, please,
I am begging you not to blow this.
622
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,920
Oh, don't worry about that
623
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,759
'cause I haven't blown anything
since at least 2006.
624
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,958
Okay. Why don't you take the night
and sleep on it, Nicky?
625
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,713
I know that this is a hard decision,
626
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,191
but if you want any sort of a life
beyond these bars,
627
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,158
then this may be your only chance.
628
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,390
[sighs]
629
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,518
[Bellamy] Contraband peanut butter,
630
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,990
23 cans of Hormel baked beans,
631
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,711
a 1994 Dell computer,
all of them covered in your fingerprints.
632
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,996
Not to mention ample forensic evidence
633
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:49,599
suggesting CO Piscatella was bound
in a bovine-themed stockade.
634
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,359
[chuckles] We let him go.
635
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,238
- Who's "we"?
- I let him go.
636
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,037
Sounds to me like you held him hostage.
637
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,032
After all,
he was tied up in your secret bunker.
638
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:02,114
Crazy bastard stormed the place.
He was gonna kill all of us.
639
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,715
So you decided to stop him
before he got the chance.
640
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,837
- No.
- Oh, so you only tortured him.
641
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,674
We immobilized him.
642
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,877
No one did anything after that.
643
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,919
He just sat there
with his head in the cow.
644
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,956
I need another name, Ms. Berlin.
645
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,636
That deal we talked about earlier,
646
00:39:22,720 --> 00:39:26,873
about keeping you in Ad Seg,
away from all those dangerous women...
647
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,192
We did more than talk, we shook on it.
648
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,920
And I gave you the black girl.
We had a deal.
649
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,356
Well, things evolve.
650
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:42,159
You wanna keep your private room,
you're gonna have to give me another name.
651
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:43,594
Perhaps a Russian one.
652
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,958
They've been gone for hours,
you'd think they'd be back by now.
653
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:50,952
Jesus, Chuckie, enough with the pacing.
654
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,000
It's like you got a Fitbit
stashed up your snatch.
655
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,957
- What's happening? Where is everyone?
- Don't know about that.
656
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,440
You gotta come with me,
the investigators wanna talk to you.
657
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,472
But I already spoke with them.
658
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:07,109
See? What'd I tell ya,
you don't look out for number one,
659
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,669
you wind up steppin' in number two.
660
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,040
Move it along, ladies.
661
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,440
Check it out.
662
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,136
- Give me that deep conditioner.
- Chill, there's enough to go around.
663
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,355
[Black Cindy] Mmm!
664
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,718
I'm gonna get all up
in them nooks and crannies.
665
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,354
[laughing]
666
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,911
I know my nose has been
a little sensitive lately,
667
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:43,555
but this shampoo,
it doesn't smell so good.
668
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:44,640
Smell.
669
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,280
- Oh, that shit is nasty!
- You don't think that...
670
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:50,360
Holy fuck!
671
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,551
- [retches]
- This ain't shampoo,
672
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,994
it's sham-piss!
673
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,116
[all exclaiming]
674
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:59,479
Daddy, come here, you gotta see this.
Cunt block whizzed in their soaps.
675
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,956
Inmates, back in your cells, now.
676
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,111
Wow, you girls must be pissed.
677
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,437
Fuck off. This is your fault
for stealing our shit in the first place.
678
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:10,556
[screams]
679
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,074
You better watch your mouth, Diaz,
680
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,471
or I'll put you in the SHU
for trying to incite another riot.
681
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,358
[Daya groaning]
682
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,752
[whimpering]
683
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:31,439
Knock, knock.
684
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,794
[sighs]
685
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:34,280
What do you want?
686
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,477
This is not representative
of my gift basket skills.
687
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,915
I can put together a tight-ass
themed basket on the outside.
688
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,514
Tight-ass is a theme?
689
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,674
- Ah, she's funny, too.
- I ain't falling for no more pranks.
690
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,672
That Pert piss trick's for amateurs.
691
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,039
If I was gonna pull something like that,
I'd go all the way, use number two.
692
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,033
It's already built in the name. "Shampoo."
693
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,875
Trust me, mamacita.
I'm looking out for you.
694
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,036
Mmm.
695
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,713
Almost as good as you look.
696
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,960
I put in a little something extra
to help with the pain.
697
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,877
And so you can get some shut-eye.
698
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,235
[phone ringing]
699
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:25,513
Interim Warden Figueroa.
700
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:28,638
Natalie, hi, it's Linda Ferguson from MCC.
701
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,030
Linda? I usually deal with Stan.
702
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,839
Oh, I'm so sorry.
703
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,436
I just assumed JJack called you
about our shake-up over at corporate.
704
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,910
- That doesn't sound good.
- Actually, it's fantastic.
705
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,356
Not so much for Stan, but for me,
706
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,920
I was formerly head of purchasing,
707
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,515
but as of this morning,
I'm the new senior vice president.
708
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,278
Linda from Purchasing.
709
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,392
Congratulations. I look forward
to working with you.
710
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,399
Thank you.
711
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,496
I was hoping to hit the ground running,
and I would love it
712
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,680
if you and I could grab a drink later
this week to go over some of my new ideas.
713
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,756
Sounds wonderful.
714
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,555
Let's go, inmate. It's moving day.
715
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,040
No.
716
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,440
Well, that can't be right.
717
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,831
They told me I could stay here in Ad Seg.
718
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,994
Well, that's not what my orders were.
Now hurry up, move it along.
719
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,360
[indistinct chatter]
720
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,717
Fucking kill you, Duffy!
721
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,553
Fucking cheese block's at it again.
722
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,796
[grunting]
723
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,596
[laughing]
724
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,155
[indistinct chatter and cheering]
725
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,320
[inmate] That was good.
Let's do that again. Let's get another.
726
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,589
Here we go.
727
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:16,874
[cheering]
728
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,393
Let's go, D block, come on.
729
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,880
Where the fuck is Frieda?
730
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,077
Haven't seen her
since the bottom of the third.
731
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:27,073
I saw her gettin' walked off by a CO,
I think.
732
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:31,632
Damn it! This whole thing was her plan.
Plus, she fucked up our kicking order.
733
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,234
Maybe she's in the bathroom.
734
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,834
You're up, Carol!
735
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,754
Unless you want an automatic out
for delay of game.
736
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,277
Fuck it, I'll do it myself.
737
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,877
We go on my signal.
They'll never know what hit 'em.
738
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,680
Hey. Don't we get any weapons?
739
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,037
Use what God gave you.
What are you, a fucking pussy?
740
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,840
[indistinct chatter]
741
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,200
[indistinct shouting]
742
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,200
[yelling]
743
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,480
[all yelling]
744
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,951
Fuck no!
Don't just stand there like dummies! Go!
745
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,000
[grunting]
746
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:31,752
What's your goddamn damage, Carol?
747
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:32,840
You are.
748
00:45:32,841 --> 00:45:34,718
Never could stand losing to me, could you?
749
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,576
Always had to ruin a perfectly good game,
just like when we played Risk.
750
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,069
That's because you always cheated!
751
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,310
[grunts]
752
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,550
Bullcrap!
753
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,676
Bull-true!
754
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:47,874
You think I care about some stupid game?
755
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,758
You stole my stash!
756
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,754
- What the hell are you talking about?
- I'd fuckin' kill you twice.
757
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,791
Once for stealing my drugs,
and once for my Burt poster.
758
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,712
Burt Reynolds sucks balls.
759
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,076
And I didn't take your drugs.
760
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,119
Double-dog pinky, Care.
761
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,960
If I did,
I'd be struttin' and you know it.
762
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,592
[guards shouting indistinctly]
763
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,714
[yelling]
764
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,280
Frieda!
765
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,914
Nice work, Berlin.
766
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,080
About that transfer?
767
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,718
- Got a van waiting outside.
- Pleasure doing business.
768
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,836
Frieda.
769
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:32,312
Stay out of trouble up the hill.
770
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,156
You just made a lot of big enemies
down here.
771
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,800
Entering.
772
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,394
[door buzzes]
773
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,350
["Kokomo" by The Beach Boys playing]
774
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,832
♪ Aruba, Jamaica
Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
775
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,960
♪ Bermuda, Bahama
Come on, pretty mama ♪
776
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:13,000
♪ Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go? ♪
777
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:18,792
♪ Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys ♪
778
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,549
♪ There's a place called Kokomo... ♪
779
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,229
You're the one who let me play Frogger.
780
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,191
Um, do you want a pudding cup?
781
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,796
They gave me an extra,
but too much sugar gets me tizzified.
782
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,797
Not... not right now. Thanks.
783
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:51,238
I don't know whose knob you greased
to get in here, but welcome to Florida.
784
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,475
♪ Bermuda, Bahama
Come on, pretty mama ♪
785
00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:01,038
♪ Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go? ♪
786
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,670
Hey, Suzanne, I changed my mind
about that pudding.
787
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,760
Oh.
788
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:13,560
♪ That's where we wanna go
Down in Kokomo ♪
789
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,316
♪ Aruba, Jamaica
Ooh, I wanna take ya ♪
790
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:21,315
♪ To Bermuda, Bahama
Come on, pretty mama ♪
791
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,312
♪ Key Largo, Montego ♪
792
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,872
♪ Baby, why don't we go?
Ooh, I wanna take you down to Kokomo ♪
793
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,318
♪ We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow ♪
794
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:38,317
♪ That's where we wanna go
Way down in Kokomo ♪
795
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,155
♪ Port au Prince
I wanna catch a glimpse ♪
796
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,832
♪ Everybody knows ♪
797
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,510
♪ A little place like Kokomo ♪
798
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:13,870
♪ Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all ♪
799
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:16,350
♪ Go down to Kokomo ♪