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JANIE, SWEETHEART,

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BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY
IS COMING UP THIS WEEK,

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YOU GET TO ORDER.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

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A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA WITH
STRAWBERRY GOOEY BEARS ON TOP!

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IS IT ANYBODY ELSE'S BIRTHDAY
TONIGHT?

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JANIE, SWEETIE,
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.

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BUT I DON'T THINK
THIS PLACE HAS GOOEY BEARS.

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THAT'S WHY I DON'T LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT 'EM.

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JOE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

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ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
IN THE MEN'S ROOM.

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IT'S THESE STUPID NEW SHOES.
I SLIPPED AND LOST CONTROL.

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PLEASE TELL ME
THAT'S WATER.

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SURE. LET'S GO WITH THAT.

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WHY ARE YOU WEARING
YOUR DRESS SHOES HERE ANYWAY?

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I'M BREAKING THEM IN
FOR THE SCHOOL DANCE NEXT WEEK.

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DANCING IN THOSE SHOES?

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MAYBE, FIRST, YOU SHOULD
MASTER PEEING IN THOSE SHOES.

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HEY, SWEETIE. UH...

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I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.

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THE PIPES BURST
AT PRINCESS CASTLE LAND,

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AND THE WHOLE PLACE
HAS BEEN FLOODED.

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ALL PARTIES
HAVE BEEN CANCELLED.

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MY BIRTHDAY'S CANCELLED?
WILL I STILL TURN SIX?

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NO, NO,
PLEASE NOT THE CRY FACE.

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I CAN'T HELP IT, DADDY.
LAST YEAR, YOU DIDN'T COME.

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THIS YEAR, NO PRINCESS PARTY.

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WHAT'S THE POINT
OF EVEN HAVING BIRTHDAYS?

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OH, SWEETIE,
YOU CAN'T BLAME YOUR FATHER

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FOR BEING STUCK OUT OF TOWN
ON BUSINESS.

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OKAY, SWEETHEART.
TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

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WE ARE GONNA THROW YOU
AN AMAZING PRINCESS PARTY

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RIGHT AT OUR HOUSE.

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- WITH A REAL-LIFE PRINCESS?
- YOU BET!

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- AND PRINCESS DRESSES?
- ABSOLUTELY.

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AND FAIRY GODMOTHER
MAKEOVERS?

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DUH!

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT IS, DO YOU?

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NO, I JUST KNOW
THAT IT MADE THE CRY FACE STOP.

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OKAY, HONEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE FEELING GUILTY RIGHT NOW,

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BUT JUST DO NOT MAKE PROMISES
THAT YOU CANNOT DELIVER.

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I WILL NOT.

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- CAN WE HAVE UNICORNS?
- AS MANY AS YOU LIKE!

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- DAVID.
- MOM'S RIGHT, NONE--ONE.

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ONE! ONE! ONE UNICORN!

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YAY!

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DAVID, DON'T WORRY.

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AS YOUR MOST TRUSTED ASSISTANT
AND HONORARY FAMILY MEMBER,

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I'LL HELP YOU EVERY STEP
OF THE WA--

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HEEEEY.

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HI, I'M CHELSEA.
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

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UH, I THINK
WE'RE GONNA NEED A FEW MINUTES.

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KEVIN,
YOU SHOULD ASK HER OUT.

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YEAH, LIKE SHE'D EVER
GO OUT WITH ME.

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YEAH.

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YEAH!

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I MEAN, TRY, MAN.

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- YOU ARE A GREAT CATCH, KEVIN.
- I AM?

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DEFINITELY.

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AND GIRLS LOVE GUYS
WHO ARE SWEET AND SENSITIVE.

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- MM-HMM.
- SO JUST BE YOURSELF.

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THAT'S YOUR ADVICE,
SWEET AND SENSITIVE?

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REALLY?

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MAYBE IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO EARN THE TRUST OF A BIRD.

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COME ON, EMILY.

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WHAT WOMEN LOVE
IS A TAKE-CHARGE KINDA GUY.

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YEAH, I'M NOT SURE THAT
I COULD REALLY PULL THAT OFF.

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YEAH, NEITHER AM I.

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OH! YEAH, BUT LISTEN.

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YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE, KEVIN.

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YOU NEED TO BE TOUGH,
A MAN'S MAN.

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LIKE MELBOURNE MAX.

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OH, YEAH.

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MM, MELBOURNE MAX.

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YEAH, I'M ALMOST FINISHED

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WITH YOUR HANDBAG THERE,
PRINCESS TARA.

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SYDNEY, GET THE LADY A DRINK.

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OH, MELBOURNE.

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OH, CRIKEY.

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OW!

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I MEANT THE ORIGINAL
MELBOURNE MAX--ME!

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WELL, YEAH,
YEAH, SO DID WE.

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I DIDN'T.

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I MEANT THE GUY
WHO DID THE SEQUELS.

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HOTTIE MCSIX-PACK.

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I LOVE
THE MELBOURNE MAX MOVIES.

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ME TOO.
AND I LOVE SYDNEY THE MONKEY.

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ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS.

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DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT.

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DAD, WHY DID YOU ONLY DO
THE FIRST MOVIE?

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WELL, UH, JOE,
I HAD CREATIVE DIFFERENCES

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WITH MY CO-STAR.

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OH, CRIKEY.

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HEY, I TOLD YOU.
WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION.

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SYDNEY! NO, PLEASE!
OKAY, STOP PULLING THE HAIR.

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HE'S PULLING THE HAIR,
EVERYBODY, CUT IT!

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CUT IT, PLEASE!
CAN YOU GET THIS MONKEY'S

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LITTLE FOOT HANDS OFF MY HAIR?
HANS!

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THAT LITTLE DIRTY,
DIAPER-WEARING MONKEY.

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I MEAN, WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT ANYWAY?

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HE CAN COPILOT A PLANE
BUT HE CAN'T USE A TOILET?

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ALL RIGHT,
ONE EXTRA LARGE PIZZA.

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YES.

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CAN I GET YOU A REFILL?

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UHHH...

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DOES KOOKABURRA SIT

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IN THE OLD GUM TREE?

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UH, I MEAN,
I'D BLOODY LOVE A REFILL.

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THIS IS SO WILD.

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A PSYCHIC TOLD ME
I WAS GONNA MEET

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A CUTE STRANGER
FROM A FOREIGN LAND.

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YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA, RIGHT?

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DOES A KOALA BEAR POOP
IN THE OUTBACK?

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OH, CRIKEY.

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YOU DON'T HAVE ONE UNICORN?

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HOW ABOUT A WHITE HORSE
WITH A SPIKEY WART?

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WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T EXIST, TODD.

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DADDY, DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
THE PARTY'S HERE NOW?

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YES, THEY DO.

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DID YOU CALL CHARLOTTE,
AMANDA, STEPHANIE?

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YES, YES, AND YES.

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AHA!
I DON'T KNOW STEPHANIE.

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GREAT, NOW I'M QUESTIONING EVERYTHING.

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WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
QUESTION THE FACT

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THAT YOUR DAD'S GONNA THROW YOU
A GREAT BIRTHDAY PARTY.

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I'M OKAY!

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YEAH, LISTEN, JOE.

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YOU MIGHT WANNA
TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF

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BEFORE YOU FALL...

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DOWN THE STAIRS.

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- I'M OKAY.
- OKAY.

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FITZY AND I ARE GONNA
PRACTICE OUR DANCE MOVES.

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WE'RE MEETING
AT HIS DAD'S CHINA SHOP.

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THAT'S A GOOD PLAN.

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5 BUCKS HE DOESN'T MAKE IT
TO THE DOOR.

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STILL OKAY!

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YES.

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DINNER'S GOING
TO BE HEAPS OF FUN.

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I'LL HOP ON OVER,
KANGAROO-STYLE,

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AND PUT YOU IN MY POUCH
HALF PAST SIX.

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HOOROO!

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CHELSEA SAID YES.
WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT.

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OH, YEAH!
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, KEVIN.

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NO, NOT GOOD FOR ME, DAVID,

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BECAUSE SHE THINKS
I'M AUSTRALIAN

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AND WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT.

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KEVIN, I TOLD YOU
TO BE {\an8}<i>LIKE</i> MELBOURNE MAX,

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NOT {\an8}<i>BE</i> MELBOURNE MAX.

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I KNOW.
I PANICKED.

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AND NOW I'M STUCK LIKE A KOALA
BEAR IN A EUCALYPTUS TREE.

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AND BY THE WAY, I'M RUNNING OUT
OF CUTE AUSTRALIAN ANIMALS

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TO MAKE ME SOUND
MORE AUSTRALIAN-Y.

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KEVIN,
JUST TELL CHELSEA THE TRUTH.

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LIES HAVE A TENDENCY
TO SNOWBALL.

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WOMBATS.

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THEY HAVE WOMBATS.
- HA. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

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EMILY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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I'LL TELL HER THE TRUTH AT DINNER.

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OH, FOR THE LOVE
OF KEITH URBAN, I CAN'T STOP!

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LOOK, WE GOTTA MOVE ON HERE,
OKAY?

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I'VE GOT A VERY LONG LIST
FOR JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

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AND A VERY SHORT TIME
TO GET IT ALL DONE.

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RIGHT. HA.

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I WONDER
WHEN CHELSEA'S BIRTHDAY IS.

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OKAY, I NEED PRINCESS WANDS, TIARAS.

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I NEED DECORATIONS.
- OH, I BET SHE'S A TAURUS.

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KEVIN! PLEASE.

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WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT PRINCESSES HERE.

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DAD,
I THINK YOU'VE LOST HIM.

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YEAH, WELL,
I NEED HIM, EMILY.

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I'VE ONLY GOT 36 HOURS
TO PULL THIS PARTY TOGETHER.

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IT'S OKAY.
I CAN HELP YOU.

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TRUST ME, I KNOW MY WAY
AROUND A PRINCESS PARTY, OKAY?

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IF IT'S PINK AND PURPLE
AND COVERED IN GLITTER,

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IT'LL FLY.

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AND IF ANYONE COMPLAINS,
JUST SAY "IT'S MAGICAL!"

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CHELSEA'S MAGICAL.
SHE SMELLS LIKE PIZZA.

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SHE'S LIKE MY LITTLE SLICE
OF HEAVEN, YOU KNOW?

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DELIVERED IN 30 MINUTES
OR LESS TO MY HEART.

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OKAY, KEVIN, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY
USELESS TO ME NOW, OKAY?

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SO GO FOCUS ON YOUR DATE.

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OH, THANKS, DAVID!

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OH, UH, DINGOES.
AUSTRALIA HAS DINGOES.

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OH, YES!

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"INSERT TAB ONE
INTO SLOT TWO.

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AND THEN FOLD INTO--"

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PAPER CUT NUMBER FOUR.

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SO THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GIVING
IN THE GIFT BAGS, HUH?

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- YEP!
- INTERESTING CHOICE.

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JANIE, I HAD PRINCESS WANDS
AT MY PARTY.

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ARE YOU GONNA HAVE THEM
AT YOURS?

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- DADDY?
- YEP!

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- A PRINCESS CAKE?
- ABSOLUTELY.

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- PRINCESS BOUNCY CASTLE?
- DUH!

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NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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THOSE ARE SO LAST YEAR,
CHARLOTTE, COME ON.

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GOODNESS, BUT I AM GONNA THROW
A PARTY FOR JANIE

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THAT'S GONNA BLOW
YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD LITTLE MIND.

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I'M SIX!

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YOU GOT AN ANSWER
FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?

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- HELLO! DAVID!
- HEY!

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HEY, HEY!
YOU ORDER YOURSELF A PRINCESS?

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OH, YOU SEE THAT, CHARLOTTE?

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WHAT WOULD A PRINCESS PARTY BE

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WITHOUT A REAL,
LIVE PRINCESS?

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HEAR-YE.

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- WHO ARE YOU?
- YOU CALLED ME.

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YE OLDE PRINCESSES.

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WELL, YE ARE A LITTLE OLDER
THAN WE EXPECTED.

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DAD, EVERY OTHER PRINCESS
PLACE WAS BOOKED.

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SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE.

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AND NOW WE KNOW WHY.

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UH, WE'RE VERY SORRY
FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING.

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LET ME OUT TO YOUR CAR.

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OKAY.

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DADDY, IT'S NOT GONNA BE
A PRINCESS PARTY

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WITHOUT A REAL-LIFE
PRINCESS.

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PLEASE NOT THE CRY FACE.
NO, NO.

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COME ON, JANIE.

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I PROMISE YOU
THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE GREAT.

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HOW?

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WELL, LOOK.
JANIE IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS...

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AND I AM GONNA
SAVE THE DAY, OKAY?

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WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST COMING.

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- WHO?
- WELL--

225
00:09:43,798 --> 00:09:43,936
- YEAH, WHO?
- UH-HUH, UM...

226
00:09:46,732 --> 00:09:46,870
WHO SAVES PRINCESSES
BETTER THAN ANYONE?

227
00:09:49,252 --> 00:09:49,390
- MELBOURNE MAX?
- MELBOURNE MAX!

228
00:09:51,219 --> 00:09:51,357
AND SYDNEY THE MONKEY?

229
00:09:53,118 --> 00:09:53,256
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF SYDNEY CAN MAKE IT.

230
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:54,982
YOU CAN'T GET HIM,
CAN YOU?

231
00:09:59,296 --> 00:09:59,434
YES, I CAN GET HIM, CHARLOTTE.

232
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:01,505
AND IN FACT, I'M GONNA GET HIM
AND HE'S GONNA BE HERE.

233
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:03,991
- THANK YOU, DADDY!
- OKAY.

234
00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:05,889
GOTTA SAY, I'M IMPRESSED.

235
00:10:08,547 --> 00:10:08,651
YOU KNOW,
I'M IMPRESSED TOO, MAN.

236
00:10:11,101 --> 00:10:11,239
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER
PLAY MELBOURNE MAX AGAIN

237
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:13,517
BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE,

238
00:10:15,278 --> 00:10:15,416
"I WON'T LET THAT FILTHY BEAST
PAW ME AGAIN."

239
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:17,763
I'M NOT GONNA
PLAY HIM AGAIN.

240
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:19,523
I'M GONNA HAVE
TOM MCCLAIN DO IT.

241
00:10:21,249 --> 00:10:21,387
SO I GOTTA CALL KEVIN.
HE HAS HIS NUMBER.

242
00:10:23,251 --> 00:10:23,389
MAN, I REMEMBER THE FIGHT
YOU AND SYDNEY HAD

243
00:10:25,046 --> 00:10:25,184
THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING.

244
00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:27,428
THINGS GOT HEATED,
POOP WAS FLUNG, AH!

245
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:30,258
THAT WAS NOT
YOUR FINEST HOUR, DAVID.

246
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:32,744
OH, WHAT, HE CAN DO IT
BUT I CAN'T?

247
00:10:36,299 --> 00:10:36,437
Kevin on voicemail: G'DAY, MATE.
KEVIN HERE.

248
00:10:38,059 --> 00:10:38,197
LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE WALLA-BEEP!

249
00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:44,065
I COULD LISTEN
TO YOUR ACCENT ALL DAY, KEVIN.

250
00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:46,689
IT'S SO CHARMING.

251
00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:50,209
UM, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND
TOO FORWARD OR ANYTHING,

252
00:10:53,109 --> 00:10:53,247
BUT I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART

253
00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:55,905
FOR MEN FROM...
DOWN UNDER!

254
00:10:59,184 --> 00:10:59,391
AH, YEAH.

255
00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:01,358
I'M SORRY, I HATE IT
WHEN PEOPLE FAKE ACCENTS.

256
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:02,808
OH, YEAH.

257
00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:06,674
YOU'VE BEEN SO QUIET.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

258
00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:09,884
UM, LISTEN, CHELSEA.

259
00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:14,786
ABOUT MY ACCENT...

260
00:11:16,304 --> 00:11:16,442
THE THING IS, I'M NOT--

261
00:11:18,962 --> 00:11:19,100
G'DAY, MATE!

262
00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:22,690
MARCUS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

263
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:25,555
WELL, SORRY
TO BUSHWHACK YOUR DINNER,

264
00:11:27,591 --> 00:11:27,695
BUT I NEED THE NUMBER
TO TOM AND HIS MONKEY.

265
00:11:30,215 --> 00:11:30,353
I TRIED CALLING YOU
ON YOUR CELLY, MATE,

266
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:32,148
BUT IT WENT STRAIGHT
TO VOICEMAIL.

267
00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:33,977
MONKEY?
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ANIMALS!

268
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:36,566
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BECOME A VETERINARIAN.

269
00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:38,948
WHAT A COINKY-DINK.
YOU BOTH LOVE ANIMALS.

270
00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:43,676
WATCH ME WORK.

271
00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:45,540
AH, YOU KNOW, BACK IN OZ,

272
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:47,888
ME AND THIS BLOKE--
WE HAD AN ANIMAL PRACTICE.

273
00:11:49,648 --> 00:11:49,752
YOU DID?

274
00:11:51,098 --> 00:11:51,236
UH, WE DID?

275
00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:54,170
WE DID!

276
00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:56,448
YOU KNOW, YOUR ACCENT
IS REALLY INTERESTING.

277
00:11:59,520 --> 00:11:59,658
I CAN'T QUITE PLACE IT.
- NO ONE CAN, YES.

278
00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:03,593
MARCUS, I'M GOING TO TEXT YOU
TOM'S NUMBER

279
00:12:05,526 --> 00:12:05,664
SO YOU CAN MAKE LIKE A BOOMERANG
AND RETURN HOME.

280
00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:09,357
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

281
00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:10,945
NICE TO MEET YOU!
ADIOS!

282
00:12:16,295 --> 00:12:16,433
SO YOU'RE FREE TOMORROW.

283
00:12:18,056 --> 00:12:18,194
THAT'S EXCELLENT,
TOM, EXCELLENT.

284
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:19,920
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
AT 1:00.

285
00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:21,197
THIS IS AWESOME, DAVID.

286
00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:23,026
I AM PUMPED,
AND I WILL SEE YOU THEN.

287
00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:25,442
GUESS WHAT, SYDNEY.

288
00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:27,341
WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY
AT DAVID HOBBS' HOUSE.

289
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:36,902
THE GOOEY BEAR CASTLE!
NICE TOUCH!

290
00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:41,217
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, CHARLOTTE?

291
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:44,910
OH, HEY,
FAIRY GODMOTHER!

292
00:12:46,981 --> 00:12:47,119
HOW ARE THE PRINCESS
MAKEOVERS GOING?

293
00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:49,466
OH, THOSE GIRLS
DON'T NEED ME.

294
00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:51,606
ONCE THEY REALIZED JOE COULDN'T
GET AWAY IN THOSE SHOES,

295
00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:52,884
THEY WENT IN FOR THE KILL.

296
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:54,747
STOP IT!
I'M NOT A PRETTY PRINCESS!

297
00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:01,720
NO!

298
00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:03,549
YOU AND YOUR NERD SHOES
RUINED MY CAKE!

299
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:05,966
SORRY, JANIE.

300
00:13:07,691 --> 00:13:07,795
MY MOM ALWAYS HAS
A BACKUP CAKE.

301
00:13:10,729 --> 00:13:10,833
DOES YOUR MOTHER HAVE
A BACK {\an8}<i>OFF</i> CAKE, CHARLOTTE?

302
00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:15,872
OKAY, NOBODY PANIC.
NOBODY PANIC.

303
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:17,943
OKAY, LISTEN.

304
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:19,738
SO JOE, I NEED YOU
TO GO UPSTAIRS.

305
00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:21,740
I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OFF.
TAKE OFF THOSE SHOES.

306
00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:27,780
EMILY, CAN YOU PLEASE
HELP ME CLEAN THIS MESS UP?

307
00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:29,817
UH, AMY, I NEED YOU
TO GO GET ME A BACKUP CAKE.

308
00:13:32,682 --> 00:13:32,820
I DON'T WANT TO MISS
HOTTIE MCSIX-PACK!

309
00:13:34,546 --> 00:13:34,684
WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO HURRY.

310
00:13:36,306 --> 00:13:36,444
PLEASE GET ME A BACKUP CAKE!
UGH!

311
00:13:38,999 --> 00:13:39,137
OKAY, YOU TWO, COME ON.
GUYS, BACK TO THE PARTY.

312
00:13:41,311 --> 00:13:41,449
BACK TO THE PARTY.
- DADDY?

313
00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:43,417
WHEN ARE MELBOURNE MAX
AND SYDNEY GETTING HERE?

314
00:13:45,453 --> 00:13:45,591
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.

315
00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:46,834
WHERE, FROM AUSTRALIA?

316
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:49,388
YOU KNOW, THAT'LL BE FUNNY
A WEEK FROM NOW, COME ON.

317
00:13:52,322 --> 00:13:52,460
WELL, MARCUS,
THANKS TO YOU,

318
00:13:54,462 --> 00:13:54,600
CHELSEA IS NOW VERY IMPRESSED
THAT I'M A VETERINARIAN.

319
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:56,740
HEY, I WAS TRYING TO BE
YOUR WINGMAN, MATE.

320
00:13:59,605 --> 00:13:59,743
YOUR WING-MATE.

321
00:14:01,814 --> 00:14:01,918
WAIT. NOW CHELSEA THINKS
YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN AND A VET?

322
00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:05,853
THIS IS WHAT
I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

323
00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:07,613
CLASSIC SNOWBALL OF LIES.

324
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:09,788
KEVIN, I'M GONNA BE HONEST
WITH YOU.

325
00:14:11,755 --> 00:14:11,859
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO
ANY BETTER THAN HER.

326
00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:14,862
GIRLS DON'T LIKE LIARS.

327
00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:16,829
THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TELL THEM
YOU'RE LYING.

328
00:14:22,594 --> 00:14:22,732
WHA--WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

329
00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:25,977
WHAT DO I DO?

330
00:14:34,088 --> 00:14:34,226
GO WITH THE TRUTH.

331
00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:36,159
IF SHE REALLY LIKES YOU,
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.

332
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:38,127
SHE WON'T UNDERSTAND.

333
00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:43,339
A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT
DOESN'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND.

334
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:47,412
LIE.

335
00:14:54,522 --> 00:14:54,660
SURPRISE!

336
00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:56,766
I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S PARTY,

337
00:14:58,699 --> 00:14:58,837
SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN
IF I DELIVERED THE FOOD.

338
00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:02,151
TRUTH!

339
00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:03,911
BLATANTLY LIE TO HER.

340
00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:09,123
UM...

341
00:15:11,229 --> 00:15:11,367
SPEAKING OF SURPRISES,

342
00:15:13,265 --> 00:15:13,403
HAVE YOU MET MY SISTER
FROM BRISBANE?

343
00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:21,342
OH, TOM!
THANKS AGAIN.

344
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:23,137
THANKS SO MUCH
FOR DOING THIS.

345
00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:24,242
COME ON IN.

346
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:26,278
I AM STOKED TO SEE YOU,
DAVID!

347
00:15:28,073 --> 00:15:28,211
YEAH, YEAH.
THE KIDS ARE DYING TO SEE YOU!

348
00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:29,972
AWESOME.

349
00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:31,042
SYDNEY.

350
00:15:33,941 --> 00:15:34,045
OH.
- OH!

351
00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:35,943
STILL GOT A BIT OF AN ISSUE
WITH SYDNEY.

352
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:38,014
NO, I--I DON'T HAVE AN ISSUE.
HE'S GOT THE ISSUE.

353
00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:40,637
IF HE STILL HAS AN ATTITUDE,

354
00:15:42,432 --> 00:15:42,570
JUST TELL HIM
NOT TO RUIN THE PARTY, OKAY?

355
00:15:43,537 --> 00:15:43,675
NO WORRIES.

356
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:45,608
IF HE ACTS UP,
I'LL GIVE HIM A TRANQUILIZER,

357
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:46,816
CALM HIM RIGHT DOWN.

358
00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:48,714
OH, COOL, SYDNEY'S HERE!
CAN I HOLD HIM?

359
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:49,853
YEAH. OOH!

360
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:51,131
OOH.

361
00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:52,373
COME ON, YOU GUYS OKAY?

362
00:15:53,581 --> 00:15:53,719
SORRY ABOUT THAT.

363
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:54,927
NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.

364
00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:56,274
UM...

365
00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:03,177
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE THERE.

366
00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:08,389
SYDNEY,
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.

367
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:20,608
MELBOURNE MAX!
MELBOURNE MAX!

368
00:16:23,439 --> 00:16:23,577
kids: YAY!

369
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:25,372
OH!

370
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:27,408
G'DAY, LITTLE MATES.

371
00:16:29,341 --> 00:16:29,479
MELBOURNE MAX HERE TO WISH JANIE
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

372
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:32,827
WHAT WAS THAT, SYDNEY?

373
00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:34,760
YOU WANNA WISH JANIE
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO?

374
00:16:35,658 --> 00:16:35,796
PFFFFT!

375
00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:39,696
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ACCENT?

376
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:41,974
WELL, CHARLOTTE,
THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.

377
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:43,838
THIS HAPPENS TO BE
MY BACKUP ACCENT, OKAY?

378
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:45,288
SEE, IT'S MAGICAL!

379
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:48,188
SO, KIDS, WHAT--
OH!

380
00:16:56,713 --> 00:16:56,851
SYDNEY, YOU KNOW THE RULES.

381
00:16:58,819 --> 00:16:58,957
DON'T PICK IT, DON'T LICK IT,
DON'T FLICK IT, OKAY?

382
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:00,062
OH, CRIKEY!

383
00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:01,511
kids: YAY!

384
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:04,721
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, HIGH FIVE, SYDNEY.

385
00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:06,447
NO, HIGH--

386
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:08,691
HIGH FIVE, SYDNEY.
YOU MISSED--

387
00:17:14,455 --> 00:17:14,593
OKAY, NOW WHAT DOES
THE BIRTHDAY GIRL THINK

388
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:17,424
I SHOULD MAKE
WITH THIS BALLOON?

389
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:25,604
TOM!

390
00:17:28,952 --> 00:17:29,056
HOW ARE YOU?

391
00:17:30,609 --> 00:17:30,747
TOM?

392
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:36,788
MM-HMM.

393
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:43,346
WHAT'D I MISS?

394
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:45,003
THIS MONKEY IS HILARIOUS.

395
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:47,385
HE AND DAVID ARE MAKING UP
FOR LOST TIME.

396
00:17:49,352 --> 00:17:49,490
STOP IT, STOP IT.

397
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:51,078
STOP IT.

398
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:52,424
STOP IT.

399
00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:54,323
STOP IT. OKAY.

400
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:56,256
OOH!

401
00:17:59,604 --> 00:17:59,742
DADDY, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SYDNEY?

402
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:03,090
COME ON, SYDNEY, STOP BEING
SUCH AN ATTENTION HOG.

403
00:18:05,023 --> 00:18:05,127
I THINK THAT MONKEY
HAD A HEART ATTACK, HONEY.

404
00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:07,059
KEVIN, DO SOMETHING!
YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN!

405
00:18:08,992 --> 00:18:09,096
UH, UH, I, UH--

406
00:18:10,753 --> 00:18:10,891
HE NEEDS MONKEY
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!

407
00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:12,099
UH, YEAH, UH, OKAY.

408
00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:15,067
UH...
I--

409
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:18,105
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.

410
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:21,004
I'M NOT A VETERINARIAN
OR AUSTRALIAN.

411
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:23,283
OH.

412
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:25,112
I'M SORRY.

413
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:29,081
- MARCUS, HELP HIM!
- HUH?

414
00:18:31,256 --> 00:18:31,394
UH, OH.

415
00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:33,879
THAT MONKEY'S
NOT GONNA MAKE IT.

416
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:36,261
DAVID, YOU WERE--YOU WERE
RE-CERTIFIED IN CPR.

417
00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:38,815
WHAT?
FOR KIDS, NOT MONKEYS.

418
00:18:40,714 --> 00:18:40,852
DADDY, SAVE SYDNEY!

419
00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:46,720
OKAY, OKAY.

420
00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:58,110
AH! MONKEY TONGUE!
HE PUT HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH!

421
00:19:00,803 --> 00:19:00,941
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!

422
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:02,598
NO, THE MONKEY KISSED ME!

423
00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:05,117
kids: YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!

424
00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:10,433
I CAN'T TELL YOU ENOUGH TIMES
HOW SORRY I AM FOR LYING TO YOU.

425
00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:13,816
YOU KNOW, THE AUSTRALIAN
VET STUFF WAS COOL,

426
00:19:16,128 --> 00:19:16,232
BUT I COULD'VE
LIKED YOU ANYWAY.

427
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:17,751
WELL, IS THERE ANY CHANCE

428
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:20,167
YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW
AMERICAN KEVIN?

429
00:19:22,859 --> 00:19:22,997
SURE.

430
00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:25,759
UM, HI, I'M KEVIN.

431
00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:31,178
AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED
THAT I...

432
00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:33,594
MAKE UP ACCENTS

433
00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:34,975
WHEN I MEET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

434
00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:39,462
YEAH. I THINK
I'M LIKING THIS KEVIN.

435
00:19:44,364 --> 00:19:44,502
DADDY, THIS WAS
MY FAVORITE BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER!

436
00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:48,022
- REALLY?
- YEAH!

437
00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:49,921
I HAD A PRINCESS PARTY,

438
00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:51,750
AND BEST OF ALL,
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!

439
00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:54,201
BLECH!
CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED A MONKEY.

440
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:58,585
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART.

441
00:20:06,696 --> 00:20:06,834
HEY, SYDNEY,

442
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:09,181
CAN YOU TAKE
YOUR LITTLE FOOT HANDS

443
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:10,597
OFF MY PIANO, PLEASE?

444
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:14,048
AMAZING.

445
00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:16,292
HE CAN PLAY CHOPIN,
BUT HE CAN'T FLUSH A TOILET.

446
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:24,369
♪ YOU SPIN MY HEAD
RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND ♪

447
00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:27,579
♪ WHEN YOU GO DOWN,
WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN ♪

448
00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:31,031
♪ YOU SPIN MY HEAD
RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND ♪

449
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:34,931
♪ WHEN YOU GO DOWN,
WHEN YOU GO DOWN ♪