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JANIE, SWEETHEART,
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BECAUSE YOUR BIRTHDAY
IS COMING UP THIS WEEK,
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YOU GET TO ORDER.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
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A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA WITH
STRAWBERRY GOOEY BEARS ON TOP!
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IS IT ANYBODY ELSE'S BIRTHDAY
TONIGHT?
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[laughing]
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JANIE, SWEETIE,
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
THIS PLACE HAS GOOEY BEARS.
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THAT'S WHY I DON'T LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT 'EM.
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JOE, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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ACCIDENTS HAPPEN
IN THE MEN'S ROOM.
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IT'S THESE STUPID NEW SHOES.
I SLIPPED AND LOST CONTROL.
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PLEASE TELL ME
THAT'S WATER.
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SURE. LET'S GO WITH THAT.
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[phone ringing]
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING
YOUR DRESS SHOES HERE ANYWAY?
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I'M BREAKING THEM IN
FOR THE SCHOOL DANCE NEXT WEEK.
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DANCING IN THOSE SHOES?
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MAYBE, FIRST, YOU SHOULD
MASTER PEEING IN THOSE SHOES.
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[laughter]
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HEY, SWEETIE. UH...
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I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
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THE PIPES BURST
AT PRINCESS CASTLE LAND,
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AND THE WHOLE PLACE
HAS BEEN FLOODED.
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ALL PARTIES
HAVE BEEN CANCELLED.
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MY BIRTHDAY'S CANCELLED?
WILL I STILL TURN SIX?
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NO, NO,
PLEASE NOT THE CRY FACE.
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I CAN'T HELP IT, DADDY.
LAST YEAR, YOU DIDN'T COME.
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THIS YEAR, NO PRINCESS PARTY.
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WHAT'S THE POINT
OF EVEN HAVING BIRTHDAYS?
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OH, SWEETIE,
YOU CAN'T BLAME YOUR FATHER
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FOR BEING STUCK OUT OF TOWN
ON BUSINESS.
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OKAY, SWEETHEART.
TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
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WE ARE GONNA THROW YOU
AN AMAZING PRINCESS PARTY
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RIGHT AT OUR HOUSE.
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- WITH A REAL-LIFE PRINCESS?
- YOU BET!
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- AND PRINCESS DRESSES?
- ABSOLUTELY.
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AND FAIRY GODMOTHER
MAKEOVERS?
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DUH!
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT IS, DO YOU?
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NO, I JUST KNOW
THAT IT MADE THE CRY FACE STOP.
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OKAY, HONEY, I KNOW
YOU'RE FEELING GUILTY RIGHT NOW,
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BUT JUST DO NOT MAKE PROMISES
THAT YOU CANNOT DELIVER.
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I WILL NOT.
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- CAN WE HAVE UNICORNS?
- AS MANY AS YOU LIKE!
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- DAVID.
- MOM'S RIGHT, NONE--ONE.
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ONE! ONE! ONE UNICORN!
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YAY!
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DAVID, DON'T WORRY.
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AS YOUR MOST TRUSTED ASSISTANT
AND HONORARY FAMILY MEMBER,
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I'LL HELP YOU EVERY STEP
OF THE WA--
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HEEEEY.
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[romantic music]
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♪
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HI, I'M CHELSEA.
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
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UH, I THINK
WE'RE GONNA NEED A FEW MINUTES.
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[light rock]
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♪
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KEVIN,
YOU SHOULD ASK HER OUT.
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YEAH, LIKE SHE'D EVER
GO OUT WITH ME.
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YEAH.
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YEAH!
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I MEAN, TRY, MAN.
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- YOU ARE A GREAT CATCH, KEVIN.
- I AM?
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DEFINITELY.
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AND GIRLS LOVE GUYS
WHO ARE SWEET AND SENSITIVE.
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- MM-HMM.
- SO JUST BE YOURSELF.
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THAT'S YOUR ADVICE,
SWEET AND SENSITIVE?
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REALLY?
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MAYBE IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO EARN THE TRUST OF A BIRD.
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COME ON, EMILY.
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WHAT WOMEN LOVE
IS A TAKE-CHARGE KINDA GUY.
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YEAH, I'M NOT SURE THAT
I COULD REALLY PULL THAT OFF.
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YEAH, NEITHER AM I.
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[thud]
OH! YEAH, BUT LISTEN.
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YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE, KEVIN.
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YOU NEED TO BE TOUGH,
A MAN'S MAN.
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LIKE MELBOURNE MAX.
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OH, YEAH.
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MM, MELBOURNE MAX.
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YEAH, I'M ALMOST FINISHED
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WITH YOUR HANDBAG THERE,
PRINCESS TARA.
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SYDNEY, GET THE LADY A DRINK.
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OH, MELBOURNE.
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OH, CRIKEY.
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[purring]
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[thud]
OW!
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I MEANT THE ORIGINAL
MELBOURNE MAX--ME!
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WELL, YEAH,
YEAH, SO DID WE.
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I DIDN'T.
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I MEANT THE GUY
WHO DID THE SEQUELS.
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HOTTIE MCSIX-PACK.
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[clicks tongue]
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I LOVE
THE MELBOURNE MAX MOVIES.
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ME TOO.
AND I LOVE SYDNEY THE MONKEY.
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ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE
DR. MONKEY CHUNKS.
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DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT.
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DAD, WHY DID YOU ONLY DO
THE FIRST MOVIE?
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WELL, UH, JOE,
I HAD CREATIVE DIFFERENCES
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WITH MY CO-STAR.
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OH, CRIKEY.
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HEY, I TOLD YOU.
WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION.
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SYDNEY! NO, PLEASE!
OKAY, STOP PULLING THE HAIR.
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HE'S PULLING THE HAIR,
EVERYBODY, CUT IT!
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CUT IT, PLEASE!
CAN YOU GET THIS MONKEY'S
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LITTLE FOOT HANDS OFF MY HAIR?
HANS!
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THAT LITTLE DIRTY,
DIAPER-WEARING MONKEY.
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I MEAN, WHAT'S UP
WITH THAT ANYWAY?
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HE CAN COPILOT A PLANE
BUT HE CAN'T USE A TOILET?
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ALL RIGHT,
ONE EXTRA LARGE PIZZA.
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YES.
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CAN I GET YOU A REFILL?
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UHHH...
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[Australian accent]
DOES KOOKABURRA SIT
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IN THE OLD GUM TREE?
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UH, I MEAN,
I'D BLOODY LOVE A REFILL.
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THIS IS SO WILD.
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A PSYCHIC TOLD ME
I WAS GONNA MEET
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A CUTE STRANGER
FROM A FOREIGN LAND.
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YOU'RE FROM AUSTRALIA, RIGHT?
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DOES A KOALA BEAR POOP
IN THE OUTBACK?
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OH, CRIKEY.
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YOU DON'T HAVE ONE UNICORN?
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HOW ABOUT A WHITE HORSE
WITH A SPIKEY WART?
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WELL, MAYBE YOU DON'T EXIST, TODD.
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DADDY, DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
THE PARTY'S HERE NOW?
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YES, THEY DO.
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DID YOU CALL CHARLOTTE,
AMANDA, STEPHANIE?
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YES, YES, AND YES.
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AHA!
I DON'T KNOW STEPHANIE.
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GREAT, NOW I'M QUESTIONING EVERYTHING.
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WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
QUESTION THE FACT
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THAT YOUR DAD'S GONNA THROW YOU
A GREAT BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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[clatter]
- I'M OKAY!
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YEAH, LISTEN, JOE.
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YOU MIGHT WANNA
TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF
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BEFORE YOU FALL...
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DOWN THE STAIRS.
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- I'M OKAY.
- OKAY.
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FITZY AND I ARE GONNA
PRACTICE OUR DANCE MOVES.
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WE'RE MEETING
AT HIS DAD'S CHINA SHOP.
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THAT'S A GOOD PLAN.
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5 BUCKS HE DOESN'T MAKE IT
TO THE DOOR.
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[clatter]
- STILL OKAY!
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[Australian accent]
YES.
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DINNER'S GOING
TO BE HEAPS OF FUN.
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I'LL HOP ON OVER,
KANGAROO-STYLE,
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AND PUT YOU IN MY POUCH
HALF PAST SIX.
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HOOROO!
[laughing]
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CHELSEA SAID YES.
WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT.
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OH, YEAH!
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU, KEVIN.
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NO, NOT GOOD FOR ME, DAVID,
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BECAUSE SHE THINKS
I'M AUSTRALIAN
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AND WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT.
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KEVIN, I TOLD YOU
TO BE {\an8}LIKE MELBOURNE MAX,
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NOT {\an8}BE MELBOURNE MAX.
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I KNOW.
I PANICKED.
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AND NOW I'M STUCK LIKE A KOALA
BEAR IN A EUCALYPTUS TREE.
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AND BY THE WAY, I'M RUNNING OUT
OF CUTE AUSTRALIAN ANIMALS
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TO MAKE ME SOUND
MORE AUSTRALIAN-Y.
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KEVIN,
JUST TELL CHELSEA THE TRUTH.
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LIES HAVE A TENDENCY
TO SNOWBALL.
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WOMBATS.
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THEY HAVE WOMBATS.
- HA. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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EMILY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'LL TELL HER THE TRUTH AT
[Australian accent] DINNER.
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OH, FOR THE LOVE
OF KEITH URBAN, I CAN'T STOP!
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LOOK, WE GOTTA MOVE ON HERE,
OKAY?
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I'VE GOT A VERY LONG LIST
FOR JANIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
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AND A VERY SHORT TIME
TO GET IT ALL DONE.
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RIGHT. HA.
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I WONDER
WHEN CHELSEA'S BIRTHDAY IS.
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OKAY, I NEED PRINCESS WANDS, TIARAS.
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I NEED DECORATIONS.
- OH, I BET SHE'S A TAURUS.
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KEVIN! PLEASE.
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WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT PRINCESSES HERE.
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DAD,
I THINK YOU'VE LOST HIM.
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YEAH, WELL,
I NEED HIM, EMILY.
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I'VE ONLY GOT 36 HOURS
TO PULL THIS PARTY TOGETHER.
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IT'S OKAY.
I CAN HELP YOU.
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TRUST ME, I KNOW MY WAY
AROUND A PRINCESS PARTY, OKAY?
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IF IT'S PINK AND PURPLE
AND COVERED IN GLITTER,
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IT'LL FLY.
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AND IF ANYONE COMPLAINS,
JUST SAY "IT'S MAGICAL!"
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CHELSEA'S MAGICAL.
SHE SMELLS LIKE PIZZA.
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SHE'S LIKE MY LITTLE SLICE
OF HEAVEN, YOU KNOW?
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DELIVERED IN 30 MINUTES
OR LESS TO MY HEART.
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OKAY, KEVIN, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY
USELESS TO ME NOW, OKAY?
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SO GO FOCUS ON YOUR DATE.
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OH, THANKS, DAVID!
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OH, UH, DINGOES.
AUSTRALIA HAS DINGOES.
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OH, YES!
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"INSERT TAB ONE
INTO SLOT TWO.
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AND THEN FOLD INTO--"
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PAPER CUT NUMBER FOUR.
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SO THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GIVING
IN THE GIFT BAGS, HUH?
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- YEP!
- INTERESTING CHOICE.
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JANIE, I HAD PRINCESS WANDS
AT MY PARTY.
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ARE YOU GONNA HAVE THEM
AT YOURS?
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- DADDY?
- YEP!
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- A PRINCESS CAKE?
- ABSOLUTELY.
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- PRINCESS BOUNCY CASTLE?
- DUH!
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NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THOSE ARE SO LAST YEAR,
CHARLOTTE, COME ON.
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GOODNESS, BUT I AM GONNA THROW
A PARTY FOR JANIE
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THAT'S GONNA BLOW
YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD LITTLE MIND.
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I'M SIX!
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YOU GOT AN ANSWER
FOR EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?
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- HELLO! DAVID!
- HEY!
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HEY, HEY!
YOU ORDER YOURSELF A PRINCESS?
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OH, YOU SEE THAT, CHARLOTTE?
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WHAT WOULD A PRINCESS PARTY BE
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WITHOUT A REAL,
LIVE PRINCESS?
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HEAR-YE.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
- YOU CALLED ME.
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YE OLDE PRINCESSES.
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WELL, YE ARE A LITTLE OLDER
THAN WE EXPECTED.
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DAD, EVERY OTHER PRINCESS
PLACE WAS BOOKED.
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SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE.
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AND NOW WE KNOW WHY.
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UH, WE'RE VERY SORRY
FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING.
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LET ME OUT TO YOUR CAR.
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OKAY.
[nervous laugh]
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DADDY, IT'S NOT GONNA BE
A PRINCESS PARTY
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WITHOUT A REAL-LIFE
PRINCESS.
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00:09:25,262 --> 00:09:25,400
PLEASE NOT THE CRY FACE.
NO, NO.
227
00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:26,988
COME ON, JANIE.
228
00:09:28,783 --> 00:09:28,921
I PROMISE YOU
THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE GREAT.
229
00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:29,957
HOW?
230
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:32,960
WELL, LOOK.
JANIE IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS...
231
00:09:36,998 --> 00:09:37,136
AND I AM GONNA
SAVE THE DAY, OKAY?
232
00:09:40,484 --> 00:09:40,588
WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST COMING.
233
00:09:42,176 --> 00:09:42,314
- WHO?
- WELL--
234
00:09:43,798 --> 00:09:43,936
- YEAH, WHO?
- UH-HUH, UM...
235
00:09:46,732 --> 00:09:46,870
WHO SAVES PRINCESSES
BETTER THAN ANYONE?
236
00:09:49,252 --> 00:09:49,390
- MELBOURNE MAX?
- MELBOURNE MAX!
237
00:09:51,219 --> 00:09:51,357
AND SYDNEY THE MONKEY?
238
00:09:53,118 --> 00:09:53,256
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF SYDNEY CAN MAKE IT.
239
00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:54,982
YOU CAN'T GET HIM,
CAN YOU?
240
00:09:59,296 --> 00:09:59,434
YES, I CAN GET HIM, CHARLOTTE.
241
00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:01,505
AND IN FACT, I'M GONNA GET HIM
AND HE'S GONNA BE HERE.
242
00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:03,991
- THANK YOU, DADDY!
- OKAY.
243
00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:05,889
GOTTA SAY, I'M IMPRESSED.
244
00:10:08,547 --> 00:10:08,651
YOU KNOW,
I'M IMPRESSED TOO, MAN.
245
00:10:11,101 --> 00:10:11,239
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER
PLAY MELBOURNE MAX AGAIN
246
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:13,517
BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE,
247
00:10:15,278 --> 00:10:15,416
"I WON'T LET THAT FILTHY BEAST
PAW ME AGAIN."
248
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:17,763
I'M NOT GONNA
PLAY HIM AGAIN.
249
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:19,523
I'M GONNA HAVE
TOM MCCLAIN DO IT.
250
00:10:21,249 --> 00:10:21,387
SO I GOTTA CALL KEVIN.
HE HAS HIS NUMBER.
251
00:10:23,251 --> 00:10:23,389
MAN, I REMEMBER THE FIGHT
YOU AND SYDNEY HAD
252
00:10:25,046 --> 00:10:25,184
THE LAST DAY OF SHOOTING.
253
00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:27,428
THINGS GOT HEATED,
POOP WAS FLUNG, AH!
254
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:30,258
THAT WAS NOT
YOUR FINEST HOUR, DAVID.
255
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:32,744
OH, WHAT, HE CAN DO IT
BUT I CAN'T?
256
00:10:36,299 --> 00:10:36,437
Kevin on voicemail: G'DAY, MATE.
KEVIN HERE.
257
00:10:38,059 --> 00:10:38,197
LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE WALLA-BEEP!
258
00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:44,065
I COULD LISTEN
TO YOUR ACCENT ALL DAY, KEVIN.
259
00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:46,689
IT'S SO CHARMING.
260
00:10:50,071 --> 00:10:50,209
UM, I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND
TOO FORWARD OR ANYTHING,
261
00:10:53,109 --> 00:10:53,247
BUT I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART
262
00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:55,905
FOR MEN FROM...
[Australian accent] DOWN UNDER!
263
00:10:59,184 --> 00:10:59,391
AH, YEAH.
264
00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:01,358
I'M SORRY, I HATE IT
WHEN PEOPLE FAKE ACCENTS.
265
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:02,808
OH, YEAH.
266
00:11:06,536 --> 00:11:06,674
YOU'VE BEEN SO QUIET.
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
267
00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:09,884
UM, LISTEN, CHELSEA.
268
00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:14,786
ABOUT MY ACCENT...
269
00:11:16,304 --> 00:11:16,442
THE THING IS, I'M NOT--
270
00:11:18,962 --> 00:11:19,100
[Australian accent]
G'DAY, MATE!
271
00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:22,690
MARCUS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
272
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:25,555
WELL, SORRY
TO BUSHWHACK YOUR DINNER,
273
00:11:27,591 --> 00:11:27,695
BUT I NEED THE NUMBER
TO TOM AND HIS MONKEY.
274
00:11:30,215 --> 00:11:30,353
I TRIED CALLING YOU
ON YOUR CELLY, MATE,
275
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:32,148
BUT IT WENT STRAIGHT
TO VOICEMAIL.
276
00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:33,977
MONKEY?
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE ANIMALS!
277
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:36,566
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BECOME A VETERINARIAN.
278
00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:38,948
WHAT A COINKY-DINK.
YOU BOTH LOVE ANIMALS.
279
00:11:43,538 --> 00:11:43,676
WATCH ME WORK.
280
00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:45,540
AH, YOU KNOW, BACK IN OZ,
281
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:47,888
ME AND THIS BLOKE--
WE HAD AN ANIMAL PRACTICE.
282
00:11:49,648 --> 00:11:49,752
YOU DID?
283
00:11:51,098 --> 00:11:51,236
UH, WE DID?
284
00:11:54,032 --> 00:11:54,170
WE DID!
285
00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:56,448
YOU KNOW, YOUR ACCENT
IS REALLY INTERESTING.
286
00:11:59,520 --> 00:11:59,658
I CAN'T QUITE PLACE IT.
- NO ONE CAN, YES.
287
00:12:03,455 --> 00:12:03,593
MARCUS, I'M GOING TO TEXT YOU
TOM'S NUMBER
288
00:12:05,526 --> 00:12:05,664
SO YOU CAN MAKE LIKE A BOOMERANG
AND RETURN HOME.
289
00:12:09,219 --> 00:12:09,357
[American accent]
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.
290
00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:10,945
NICE TO MEET YOU!
ADIOS!
291
00:12:16,295 --> 00:12:16,433
SO YOU'RE FREE TOMORROW.
292
00:12:18,056 --> 00:12:18,194
THAT'S EXCELLENT,
TOM, EXCELLENT.
293
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:19,920
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
AT 1:00.
294
00:12:21,059 --> 00:12:21,197
THIS IS AWESOME, DAVID.
295
00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:23,026
I AM PUMPED,
AND I WILL SEE YOU THEN.
296
00:12:24,096 --> 00:12:24,234
[Sydney chittering]
297
00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:25,442
GUESS WHAT, SYDNEY.
298
00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:27,341
WE'RE GOING TO A PARTY
AT DAVID HOBBS' HOUSE.
299
00:12:28,307 --> 00:12:28,445
[squealing]
300
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:36,902
THE GOOEY BEAR CASTLE!
NICE TOUCH!
301
00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:41,217
[chuckling]
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, CHARLOTTE?
302
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:44,910
OH, HEY,
FAIRY GODMOTHER!
303
00:12:46,981 --> 00:12:47,119
HOW ARE THE PRINCESS
MAKEOVERS GOING?
304
00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:49,466
OH, THOSE GIRLS
DON'T NEED ME.
305
00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:51,606
ONCE THEY REALIZED JOE COULDN'T
GET AWAY IN THOSE SHOES,
306
00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:52,884
THEY WENT IN FOR THE KILL.
307
00:12:54,609 --> 00:12:54,747
STOP IT!
I'M NOT A PRETTY PRINCESS!
308
00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:57,681
[all scream]
309
00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:01,720
NO!
310
00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:03,549
YOU AND YOUR NERD SHOES
RUINED MY CAKE!
311
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:05,966
SORRY, JANIE.
312
00:13:07,691 --> 00:13:07,795
MY MOM ALWAYS HAS
A BACKUP CAKE.
313
00:13:10,729 --> 00:13:10,833
DOES YOUR MOTHER HAVE
A BACK {\an8}OFF CAKE, CHARLOTTE?
314
00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:15,872
OKAY, NOBODY PANIC.
NOBODY PANIC.
315
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:17,943
OKAY, LISTEN.
316
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:19,738
SO JOE, I NEED YOU
TO GO UPSTAIRS.
317
00:13:21,602 --> 00:13:21,740
I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OFF.
TAKE OFF THOSE SHOES.
318
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:25,709
[sighs]
319
00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:27,780
EMILY, CAN YOU PLEASE
HELP ME CLEAN THIS MESS UP?
320
00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:29,817
UH, AMY, I NEED YOU
TO GO GET ME A BACKUP CAKE.
321
00:13:32,682 --> 00:13:32,820
I DON'T WANT TO MISS
HOTTIE MCSIX-PACK!
322
00:13:34,546 --> 00:13:34,684
WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO HURRY.
323
00:13:36,306 --> 00:13:36,444
PLEASE GET ME A BACKUP CAKE!
UGH!
324
00:13:38,999 --> 00:13:39,137
OKAY, YOU TWO, COME ON.
GUYS, BACK TO THE PARTY.
325
00:13:41,311 --> 00:13:41,449
BACK TO THE PARTY.
- DADDY?
326
00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:43,417
WHEN ARE MELBOURNE MAX
AND SYDNEY GETTING HERE?
327
00:13:45,453 --> 00:13:45,591
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
328
00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:46,834
WHERE, FROM AUSTRALIA?
329
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:49,388
YOU KNOW, THAT'LL BE FUNNY
A WEEK FROM NOW, COME ON.
330
00:13:52,322 --> 00:13:52,460
WELL, MARCUS,
THANKS TO YOU,
331
00:13:54,462 --> 00:13:54,600
CHELSEA IS NOW VERY IMPRESSED
THAT I'M A VETERINARIAN.
332
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:56,740
HEY, I WAS TRYING TO BE
YOUR WINGMAN, MATE.
333
00:13:59,605 --> 00:13:59,743
YOUR WING-MATE.
334
00:14:01,814 --> 00:14:01,918
WAIT. NOW CHELSEA THINKS
YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN AND A VET?
335
00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:05,853
THIS IS WHAT
I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
336
00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:07,613
CLASSIC SNOWBALL OF LIES.
337
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:09,788
KEVIN, I'M GONNA BE HONEST
WITH YOU.
338
00:14:11,755 --> 00:14:11,859
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO
ANY BETTER THAN HER.
339
00:14:14,724 --> 00:14:14,862
GIRLS DON'T LIKE LIARS.
340
00:14:16,691 --> 00:14:16,829
THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T TELL THEM
YOU'RE LYING.
341
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:20,247
[knocking on door]
342
00:14:22,594 --> 00:14:22,732
WHA--WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
343
00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:25,977
WHAT DO I DO?
344
00:14:34,088 --> 00:14:34,226
GO WITH THE TRUTH.
345
00:14:36,021 --> 00:14:36,159
IF SHE REALLY LIKES YOU,
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
346
00:14:37,989 --> 00:14:38,127
SHE WON'T UNDERSTAND.
347
00:14:43,201 --> 00:14:43,339
A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT
DOESN'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND.
348
00:14:47,274 --> 00:14:47,412
LIE.
349
00:14:54,522 --> 00:14:54,660
SURPRISE!
350
00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:56,766
I REMEMBER YOU TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S PARTY,
351
00:14:58,699 --> 00:14:58,837
SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN
IF I DELIVERED THE FOOD.
352
00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:00,666
[nervous laugh]
353
00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:02,151
[coughs]
TRUTH!
354
00:15:03,807 --> 00:15:03,911
[coughs]
BLATANTLY LIE TO HER.
355
00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:09,123
UM...
356
00:15:11,229 --> 00:15:11,367
SPEAKING OF SURPRISES,
357
00:15:13,265 --> 00:15:13,403
HAVE YOU MET MY SISTER
FROM BRISBANE?
358
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:18,753
[doorbell rings]
359
00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:21,342
OH, TOM!
THANKS AGAIN.
360
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:23,137
THANKS SO MUCH
FOR DOING THIS.
361
00:15:24,104 --> 00:15:24,242
COME ON IN.
362
00:15:26,140 --> 00:15:26,278
I AM STOKED TO SEE YOU,
DAVID!
363
00:15:28,073 --> 00:15:28,211
YEAH, YEAH.
THE KIDS ARE DYING TO SEE YOU!
364
00:15:29,868 --> 00:15:29,972
AWESOME.
[Sydney chittering]
365
00:15:30,938 --> 00:15:31,042
SYDNEY.
366
00:15:33,941 --> 00:15:34,045
OH.
- OH!
367
00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:35,943
STILL GOT A BIT OF AN ISSUE
WITH SYDNEY.
368
00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:38,014
NO, I--I DON'T HAVE AN ISSUE.
HE'S GOT THE ISSUE.
369
00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:40,637
IF HE STILL HAS AN ATTITUDE,
370
00:15:42,432 --> 00:15:42,570
JUST TELL HIM
NOT TO RUIN THE PARTY, OKAY?
371
00:15:43,537 --> 00:15:43,675
NO WORRIES.
372
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:45,608
IF HE ACTS UP,
I'LL GIVE HIM A TRANQUILIZER,
373
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:46,816
CALM HIM RIGHT DOWN.
374
00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:48,714
OH, COOL, SYDNEY'S HERE!
CAN I HOLD HIM?
375
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:49,853
YEAH. OOH!
376
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:51,131
OOH.
377
00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:52,373
COME ON, YOU GUYS OKAY?
378
00:15:53,581 --> 00:15:53,719
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
379
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:54,927
NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.
380
00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:56,274
UM...
381
00:16:03,039 --> 00:16:03,177
THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE THERE.
382
00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:08,389
SYDNEY,
I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
383
00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:14,809
[kids shouting
"Melbourne Max!"]
384
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:20,608
MELBOURNE MAX!
MELBOURNE MAX!
385
00:16:23,439 --> 00:16:23,577
kids: YAY!
386
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:25,372
OH!
387
00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:27,408
G'DAY, LITTLE MATES.
388
00:16:29,341 --> 00:16:29,479
MELBOURNE MAX HERE TO WISH JANIE
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
389
00:16:32,689 --> 00:16:32,827
[Sydney chittering]
WHAT WAS THAT, SYDNEY?
390
00:16:34,622 --> 00:16:34,760
YOU WANNA WISH JANIE
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO?
391
00:16:35,658 --> 00:16:35,796
PFFFFT!
392
00:16:37,384 --> 00:16:37,522
[laughter]
393
00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:39,696
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR ACCENT?
394
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:41,974
WELL, CHARLOTTE,
THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION.
395
00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:43,838
THIS HAPPENS TO BE
MY BACKUP ACCENT, OKAY?
396
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:45,288
SEE, IT'S MAGICAL!
397
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:48,188
SO, KIDS, WHAT--
OH!
398
00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:50,293
[laughing]
399
00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:52,054
[kids chanting
"Say 'Oh, crikey!'"]
400
00:16:54,332 --> 00:16:54,470
[kids chanting "Say it"]
401
00:16:56,713 --> 00:16:56,851
SYDNEY, YOU KNOW THE RULES.
[Sydney chittering]
402
00:16:58,819 --> 00:16:58,957
DON'T PICK IT, DON'T LICK IT,
DON'T FLICK IT, OKAY?
403
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:00,062
OH, CRIKEY!
404
00:17:01,373 --> 00:17:01,511
kids: YAY!
405
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:04,721
ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, HIGH FIVE, SYDNEY.
406
00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:06,447
NO, HIGH--
407
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:08,691
HIGH FIVE, SYDNEY.
YOU MISSED--
408
00:17:14,455 --> 00:17:14,593
OKAY, NOW WHAT DOES
THE BIRTHDAY GIRL THINK
409
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:17,424
I SHOULD MAKE
WITH THIS BALLOON?
410
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:19,978
[kids giggling]
411
00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:25,604
TOM!
412
00:17:28,952 --> 00:17:29,056
HOW ARE YOU?
[laughing]
413
00:17:30,609 --> 00:17:30,747
TOM?
414
00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:36,788
MM-HMM.
415
00:17:41,379 --> 00:17:41,517
[kids laughing]
416
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:43,346
WHAT'D I MISS?
417
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:45,003
THIS MONKEY IS HILARIOUS.
418
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:47,385
HE AND DAVID ARE MAKING UP
FOR LOST TIME.
419
00:17:49,352 --> 00:17:49,490
STOP IT, STOP IT.
420
00:17:50,974 --> 00:17:51,078
STOP IT.
421
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:52,424
STOP IT.
422
00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:54,323
STOP IT. OKAY.
423
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:56,256
[balloon pops]
OOH!
424
00:17:57,291 --> 00:17:57,429
[Sydney chitters]
425
00:17:59,604 --> 00:17:59,742
DADDY, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SYDNEY?
426
00:18:02,986 --> 00:18:03,090
COME ON, SYDNEY, STOP BEING
SUCH AN ATTENTION HOG.
427
00:18:05,023 --> 00:18:05,127
I THINK THAT MONKEY
HAD A HEART ATTACK, HONEY.
428
00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:07,059
KEVIN, DO SOMETHING!
YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN!
429
00:18:08,992 --> 00:18:09,096
UH, UH, I, UH--
430
00:18:10,753 --> 00:18:10,891
HE NEEDS MONKEY
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!
431
00:18:11,995 --> 00:18:12,099
UH, YEAH, UH, OKAY.
432
00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:15,067
UH...
I--
433
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:18,105
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I'M DOING.
434
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:21,004
I'M NOT A VETERINARIAN
OR AUSTRALIAN.
435
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:23,283
[gasps]
OH.
436
00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:25,112
I'M SORRY.
437
00:18:28,943 --> 00:18:29,081
- MARCUS, HELP HIM!
- HUH?
438
00:18:31,256 --> 00:18:31,394
UH, OH.
[clears throat]
439
00:18:33,741 --> 00:18:33,879
THAT MONKEY'S
NOT GONNA MAKE IT.
440
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:36,261
DAVID, YOU WERE--YOU WERE
RE-CERTIFIED IN CPR.
441
00:18:38,677 --> 00:18:38,815
WHAT?
FOR KIDS, NOT MONKEYS.
442
00:18:40,714 --> 00:18:40,852
DADDY, SAVE SYDNEY!
443
00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:42,957
[kids shouting
"Melbourne Max!"]
444
00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:46,720
OKAY, OKAY.
445
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:49,171
[sighs]
446
00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:58,110
AH! MONKEY TONGUE!
HE PUT HIS TONGUE IN MY MOUTH!
447
00:19:00,803 --> 00:19:00,941
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
448
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:02,598
NO, THE MONKEY KISSED ME!
449
00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:05,117
kids: YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
450
00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:10,433
I CAN'T TELL YOU ENOUGH TIMES
HOW SORRY I AM FOR LYING TO YOU.
451
00:19:13,678 --> 00:19:13,816
YOU KNOW, THE AUSTRALIAN
VET STUFF WAS COOL,
452
00:19:16,128 --> 00:19:16,232
BUT I COULD'VE
LIKED YOU ANYWAY.
453
00:19:17,613 --> 00:19:17,751
WELL, IS THERE ANY CHANCE
454
00:19:20,063 --> 00:19:20,167
YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW
AMERICAN KEVIN?
455
00:19:22,859 --> 00:19:22,997
SURE.
456
00:19:25,621 --> 00:19:25,759
UM, HI, I'M KEVIN.
457
00:19:31,074 --> 00:19:31,178
AND I RECENTLY DISCOVERED
THAT I...
458
00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:33,594
[East Indian accent]
MAKE UP ACCENTS
459
00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:34,975
WHEN I MEET A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
460
00:19:39,324 --> 00:19:39,462
YEAH. I THINK
I'M LIKING THIS KEVIN.
461
00:19:44,364 --> 00:19:44,502
DADDY, THIS WAS
MY FAVORITE BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER!
462
00:19:47,884 --> 00:19:48,022
- REALLY?
- YEAH!
463
00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:49,921
I HAD A PRINCESS PARTY,
464
00:19:51,612 --> 00:19:51,750
AND BEST OF ALL,
YOU KISSED A MONKEY!
465
00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:54,201
BLECH!
CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED A MONKEY.
466
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:58,585
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETHEART.
467
00:20:01,588 --> 00:20:01,726
[piano playing]
468
00:20:06,696 --> 00:20:06,834
HEY, SYDNEY,
469
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:09,181
CAN YOU TAKE
YOUR LITTLE FOOT HANDS
470
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:10,597
OFF MY PIANO, PLEASE?
471
00:20:12,081 --> 00:20:12,219
[playing classical piece]
472
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:14,048
AMAZING.
473
00:20:16,188 --> 00:20:16,292
HE CAN PLAY CHOPIN,
BUT HE CAN'T FLUSH A TOILET.
474
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:24,369
♪ YOU SPIN MY HEAD
RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND ♪
475
00:20:27,441 --> 00:20:27,579
♪ WHEN YOU GO DOWN,
WHEN YOU GO DOWN DOWN ♪
476
00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:31,031
♪ YOU SPIN MY HEAD
RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND ♪
477
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:34,931
♪ WHEN YOU GO DOWN,
WHEN YOU GO DOWN ♪