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OH! HI. SO YOU GUYS
ARE ENJOYING YOUR PLAY DATE.
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DAD...PLAY DATE?
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OH, YEAH, UM...
ROCKIN'’ YOUR DUDE HANG.
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THAT'’S RIGHT.
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WE'’RE NOT A BUNCH OF
SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.
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- HEY, MRS. HOBBS!
- HEY, MRS. HOBBS!
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HI.
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NEED HELP WITH YOUR BAG?
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I'’LL BE 12 IN APRIL,
MRS. HOBBS.
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I'’M THINKING ABOUT GROWING
THIS OUT, MRS. HOBBS.
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GUYS...DUDE HANG.
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YEAH...
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LOOK WHO'’S SUDDENLY
THE NEW HOT MOM IN TOWN.
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AH, COME ON, PLEASE.
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YA THINK?
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- YO, DAVID, YOU HERE?
- YEAH.
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HEY, LISTEN, I'’M GONNA BE
IN MY MID-40s NEXT MONTH,
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MRS. HOBBS.
- OH, WOW.
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- YEAH. HEY.
- HEY, HEY, GUESS WHO JUST
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LANDED A JOB DIRECTING
HIS FIRST COMMERCIAL.
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OH, MARCUS, THAT'’S--
OH, LOOK AT YOU!
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DOING THINGS WITHOUT ME!
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IT'’S FOR THE "NO OUCH
HAIRBRUSH" FOR KIDS.
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A HAIRBRUSH SO EASY
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THAT EVEN DADS CAN USE IT.
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NOW, IF I JUST KNEW
AN ACTOR AND A DAD. HMM...
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COME ON, MARCUS.
YOU HAD ME AT HAIRBRUSH.
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OF COURSE
I'’LL DO YOUR COMMERCIAL.
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YES! YES!
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I NEED JANIE ALSO.
I HAVE A LINE
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FOR A LITTLE GIRL...
OH, MAN!
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YOU TWO WOULD BE PERFECT TOGETHER.
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YAY! I'’M GONNA BE FAMOUS.
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JUST LIKE YOU, DADDY!
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OR EVEN MORE FAMOUS...
LIKE SPONGEBOB!
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FIRST OF ALL, THAT SPONGE
IS A ONE-TRICK PONY, OKAY?
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HE DOESN'’T HAVE NEAR
THE ACTING RANGE THAT I HAVE.
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NOW LISTEN TO ME, HONEY,
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YOU CAN'’T JUST POP OUT OF
A PINEAPPLE
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AND BECOME A STAR OVERNIGHT.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FACE?
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HONEY, YOU DON'’T GET THINGS
JUST HANDED TO YOU
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IN THIS BUSINESS--
YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM.
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WHICH IS WHY UNCLE MARCUS
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WANTS US BOTH TO AUDITION
FOR IT--RIGHT, MARCUS?
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- NO. THE PART'’S HERS.
- WHAT--
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YAY, ME!
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WHY'’D YOU DO THAT?
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DAVID, DON'’T MAKE ME AUDITION
A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS.
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IT'’S LIKE FENDING OFF
A FLOCK OF HUNGRY SEAGULLS
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AT THE BEACH,
EXCEPT THEY ALL TAP-DANCING.
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IT'’S JUST TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH.
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I TEACH MY DAUGHTER YOU GOTTA
WORK FOR THINGS IN LIFE.
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MAN, YOU PICKED THE WORST
TIME TO BE A GOOD PARENT!
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JANIE, HONEY, WE REHEARSED
AND REHEARSED.
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WE ARE READY.
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NOW, THE MAIN THING
IS TO JUST REMAIN CALM
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AND CONFIDENT
UNTIL THEY CALL YOUR NAME.
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- DAVID HOBBS!
- WHAT?
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I JUST GOT HERE!
WE'’RE NOT EVEN READY.
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IT'’S ME, DOUG!
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I WAS AN EXTRA ON {\an8}SEE DAD RUN.
REMEMBER?
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I WAS ALWAYS THE GUY
WHO WAS FIRST IN LINE FOR LUNCH
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AND THEN YOU'’D SAY,
"EXTRAS EAT LAST."
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YEAH.
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AND THEN WE'’D HAVE
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT,
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'’CAUSE I COULD NEVER TELL
IF YOU WERE JOKING
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OR SERIOUS...
KINDA LIKE NOW.
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YEAH!
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WHO WOULD'’VE THOUGHT
THAT YOU AND I
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WOULD BE AUDITIONING
FOR THE SAME PART?
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WELL, THE THING IS
I'’M ACTUALLY NOT AUDITIONING.
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I'’M JUST HERE TO SET A GOOD
EXAMPLE FOR MY KID.
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WELL, SHE'’S GOT HERSELF
A GREAT ROLE MODEL.
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WELL, GOOD LUCK.
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- GOOD LUCK TO YOU, SIR.
- OKAY.
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NO MORE SPINNING, OKAY?
- BUT SPINNING'’S FUN.
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I KNOW IT'’S FUN.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUN?
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GETTING THE JOB.
ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE,
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NOW LISTEN, WE'’RE GONNA
REHEARSE THE LINE, OKAY?
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I SAY MY LINE
AND YOU SAY...
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THANKS, DADDY.
NO MORE TANGLES.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT SOUNDED LIKE?
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THANKS, DADDY. NO MORE TANGLES!
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BRING IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
USE YOUR FACE A LITTLE BIT--
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KEVIN?
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UH...
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DAVID!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
AT SCI-FI SLEEP-AWAY CAMP.
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WHAT--WHAT--
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ARE YOU WORKING FOR MARCUS?
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WOW...
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I'’M TORN BETWEEN THE HORROR
OF BEING CAUGHT IN A LIE
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AND THE DELIGHT THAT YOU
ACTUALLY TOOK ENOUGH INTEREST
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TO REMEMBER MY LIE!
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HEY, DAVID.
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HE KNOWS, MARCUS.
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OH, MAN, IT'’S ONLY FOR
A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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YOU KNOW,
IT DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING?
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I LIED FOR YOU, MARCUS.
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TO DAVID!
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SO, AS CLASS PRESIDENT,
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IT'’S MY SAD DUTY
TO TELL YOU THAT OUR PETITION
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TO PUT HEALTHY FOOD
IN THE VENDING MACHINES
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FAILED TO GET ENOUGH SIGNATURES.
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{\an8}
AGAIN!
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CAN I HELP YOU, KATE?
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NOPE. JUST POSTING
YET ANOTHER STORY
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FOR MY UNDERGROUND BLOG.
CARRY ON.
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MOVING ON.
WE'’LL BE CIRCULATING
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ANOTHER PETITION NEXT MONTH,
SO LET'’S START NOW BY MAKING
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together:
OUR POSTERS AND FLYERS.
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AND PASSING OUT
OUR FREE
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together: BANANAS.
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KATE...CAN'’T YOU BLOG
ABOUT SOMEONE IN YOUR OWN GRADE?
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I COULD.
BUT YOU FRESHMEN ARE SO CUTE
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WHEN YOU ATTEMPT
TO FIGHT "THE MAN."
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EMILY...
OH, HOW DO I PUT THIS?
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PERHAPS MY BLOG
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"EMILY HOBBS
DOES THE SAME THING EVERY TIME.
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SHE'’S TOTALLY PREDICTABLE.
I COULD SET MY WATCH TO HER."
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PREDICTABLE?
HA HA!
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WELL, YOU CAN SET YOUR WATCH
TO A QUARTER PAST YOU'’RE WRONG!
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YOU GUYS DON'’T THINK
I'’M PREDICTABLE, RIGHT?
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NO WAY!
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I MEAN, WE JUST ALWAYS
KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA SAY.
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- AND WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA WEAR.
- AND DO.
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THAT'’S THE EXACT DEFINITION
OF PREDICTABLE.
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OH...
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THEN...YEAH.
YOU'’RE TOTALLY PREDICTABLE!
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YOU WERE ADORABLE,
JUST DELICIOUS.
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I COULD TAKE
A BITE OUT OF YOU!
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OH, THANK YOU, MARCUS, BUT...
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SAY SOMETHING
NICE ABOUT JANIE TOO.
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SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?
- LOVED HER.
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HER? PLEASE TELL ME
YOU MEANT {\an8}THEM.
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I JUST DIDN'’T BUY HIM
AS HER FATHER.
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SO UNNATURAL.
SO AWKWARD.
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WE WERE LOOKING FOR MORE OF
A DAVID HOBBS TYPE.
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YOU DO REALIZE
THAT WAS DAVID HOBBS.
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YEAH, BUT...PFFT!
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WAS THAT A MOUTH FART?
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DID SHE JUST
MOUTH FART DAVID?
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IT'’S OKAY.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY, KATE.
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BET YOU DIDN'’T SEE THIS
COMING OUT OF MY CLOSET.
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'’CAUSE I'’M SO NOT PREDICTABLE,
I'’M A WILD CARD
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CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.
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EXCEPT, PERHAPS,
WALKING!
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YOU NEVER KNOW--I MAY EVEN
PULL THIS FIRE ALARM
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JUST FOR GIGS...
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'’CAUSE I'’M CRAZY LIKE THAT.
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- EMILY!
- HERE COMES PERINO.
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YOU'’D BETTER RUN.
HE LOOKS MAD!
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NOTHING...MAKES ME...
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HAPPIER
THAN A DEPENDABLE FIRE MARSHALL!
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AND YOU SET IT OFF
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AT EXACTLY
OUR SCHEDULED TIME.
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B-T-DUBS, DEAR,
THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT'’S
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GONNA NEED THAT ENSEM BACK
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FOR TONIGHT'’S PERFORMANCE
OF {\an8}GREASE, SANDRA DEE.
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BOOP!
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
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HEY, MRS. HOBBS!
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HI, BOYS.
HA HA HA.
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- MOM...
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR HOUSE
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IS OFFICIALLY
THE COOL PLACE TO BE, HUH?
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YOU MUST FEEL PRETTY GOOD.
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I WAS AT FIRST.
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THEN I HEARD MY FRIENDS
WERE WATCHING
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A LITTLE MOVIE
FROM THE '’90s CALLED
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{\an8}BIKINI BABES FROM PLANET HOT?
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STARRING...
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CAPTAIN BELLE E. BUTTON,
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AKA MY MOM?
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AH, WOW. WOW.
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OH, WOW.
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SO YOUR FRIENDS...
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ARE HERE
TO SALUTE THE CAPTAIN.
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- HEY, BUDDY.
- HEY.
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UH-OH.
CUPCAKES.
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JANIE DIDN'’T GET THE PART?
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OH, I HOPE THEY'’RE CHOCOLATE.
THOSE ARE HER FAVORITE.
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OOH! RED VELVET.
MY FAVORITE.
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THANK YOU, MARCUS.
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I DON'’T THINK THIS IS GONNA
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ALLEVIATE
JANIE'’S DISAPPOINTMENT,
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BUT I'’LL ENJOY THEM
JUST THE SAME.
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DAVID, UM...
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DAVID, WHAT THE CUPCAKES
ARE TRYING TO SAY IS...
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JANIE GOT THE PART.
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YOU DIDN'’T.
- OH!
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JANIE GOT THE PART!
THAT'’S AWESOME!
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WHEN DO WE START?
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SHE STARTS MONDAY.
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WAIT A MINUTE, WE'’RE--
WE'’RE SHOOTING ON SEPARATE DAYS?
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YEAH...MARCUS, I DON'’T MEAN
TO TELL YOU TO DO YOUR JOB,
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BUT DOESN'’T THAT MAKE IT
UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED?
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UH...D-DAVID,
R-REPEAT AFTER ME.
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THEY...
- THEY.
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- DID...
- DID.
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- NOT.
- NOT...
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- WANT...
- WANT.
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- ME!
- OH, YOU GOT FIRED
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FROM YOUR FIRST
DIRECTING JOB?
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I'’M SORRY.
THAT'’S GOTTA STING.
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SIT DOWN AND TELL ME.
COME ON.
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SO LET ME SEE IF I'’M
UNDERSTANDING THIS CORRECTLY.
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JANIE GOT THE PART...
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DAVID DIDN'’T.
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YES!
YEAH.
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I-I HOPE YOU FIND THIS
AS FUNNY AS I DID.
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THE CLIENT--
THE CLIENT THOUGHT THAT
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YOU WEREN'’T BELIEVABLE
AS JANIE'’S FATHER.
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- BUT I AM HER FATHER.
- THEY'’RE STILL TRYING
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TO WRAP THEIR HEADS
AROUND THAT ONE.
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THEY ALSO SAID THAT...
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YOU SHOWED NO CHEMISTRY
WITH JANIE.
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NO CHEMISTRY? MARCUS,
I AM LITERALLY HER FATHER!
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IT'’S BEEN SUGGESTED--
MAYBE SHE'’S BEEN ADOPTED.
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MR. DIRECTOR!
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HOW'’S THE COMMERC--
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UH-OH.
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RED VELVET.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK I LEFT
THE UPSTAIRS OVEN ON.
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AMY, AMY, HANG ON A SECOND.
LISTEN TO THIS.
228
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YOU KNOW THAT MARCUS'’S CLIENT,
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THEY WANTED JANIE
BUT THEY DIDN'’T WANT ME?
230
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ME. FOR THEIR STUPID
COMMERCIAL--ME!
231
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- YOU?
- ME.
232
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ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!
ME!
233
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THEY DIDN'’T WANT ME!
234
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,662
THEY SAID THAT ME AND JANIE
DIDN'’T HAVE ANY CHEMISTRY.
235
00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:24,144
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
SHE'’S YOUR DAUGHTER, DAVID.
236
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IS SHE, AMY?
237
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:33,066
IS SHE REALLY?
238
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,068
I KNEW IT WOULD GET
ALL KINDA CRAZY IN HERE.
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LET'’S GO
TO THE AUDITION TAPE.
240
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WOW, THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS.
241
00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:44,077
FOR BOTH OF US.
242
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,949
OUCH! OUCH!
243
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,603
- THAT'’S NOT YOUR LINE.
- BUT YOU'’RE HURTING ME.
244
00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:52,129
- THIS IS A NO OUCH BRUSH.
- THEN STOP OUCHING ME.
245
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,261
YOU WANTED TO BE A STAR,
246
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:56,655
NOW SUCK IT UP
AND POWER THROUGH.
247
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,526
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT DOESN'’T MATTER.
248
00:10:58,526 --> 00:11:00,528
SHE'’S NOT GONNA WANT TO DO THE
COMMERCIAL WITHOUT ME ANYWAY.
249
00:11:00,528 --> 00:11:03,488
JANIE, COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
250
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:06,404
LISTEN, HONEY,
I'’VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
251
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,145
AND SOME NEWS THAT'’S GONNA
MAKE THE GOOD NEWS
252
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:11,888
SEEM KINDA POINTLESS,
OKAY?
253
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,629
OKAY.
WHAT'’S THE GOOD NEWS?
254
00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:15,805
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS
255
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,285
YOU GOT THE COMMERCIAL.
256
00:11:18,285 --> 00:11:20,331
- YAY!
- OKAY.
257
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,159
YAY! AND NOW
THE BAD NEWS IS,
258
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,726
UM...DADDY DIDN'’T.
259
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,599
OH...
260
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,122
DADDY?
- YES.
261
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,950
WILL YOU HAVE THEM PUT
A SPINNING CHAIR
262
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,996
IN MY DRESSING ROOM?
THEY'’RE FUN!
263
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,044
OKAY. I FOLLOWED
YOUR CRYPTIC TEXT
264
00:11:38,044 --> 00:11:41,613
TO ARRIVE AT 6:00 A.M. TO--
AND I QUOTE--
265
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:45,835
"HAVE MY MINT BLONDE."
266
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,837
I MEANT MIND BLOWN.
267
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,969
STUPID AUTO-CORRECT.
268
00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:52,232
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
GOOD-BYE.
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FINE. BUT YOU'’RE
GONNA MISS OUT
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00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,019
ON A HOT STORY
FOR YOUR BLOG.
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EMILY HOBBS REPLACES
VENDING MACHINE JUNK FOOD
272
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WITH HEALTHY ALTERNATIVES.
273
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,502
BOOM!
274
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,505
I'’M GOING ROGUE, KATE.
275
00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:06,551
I'’M BREAKING IN.
276
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:11,164
WOW. YOU'’RE BREAKING IN
WITH A SET OF KEYS.
277
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,297
WELL DONE, YOU!
278
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,346
ALL RIGHT, ALL I GOTTA DO
IS GET THIS FOOD OUT OF HERE.
279
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,492
DANG IT!
UH...
280
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,189
I'’M GONNA NEED YOU
TO BUY THE KEYS
281
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,452
AND GET ME OUTTA HERE.
PUT IT IN AND CLICK...
282
00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:39,192
A-7.
283
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,502
OH! WAH-HOO!
284
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,287
A-7. I SAID A-7!
OH!
285
00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:49,550
RIGHT.
RELAX.
286
00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:51,335
I HAVE AN IDEA.
287
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,207
CLEARLY...
MY IDEA DIDN'’T WORK.
288
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,821
HA HA HA HA!
289
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:01,214
OH, THAT IS SO FUNNY!
290
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,173
I AM GLAD YOU DIDN'’T SAY BANANA.
291
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,349
OH, SIT DOWN HERE.
OH, THERE YOU GO.
292
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,307
DO WE HAVE CHEMISTRY,
OR WHAT?
293
00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:09,179
HEY, MARCUS, HOW'’S IT GOING?
294
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,572
- THE CLIENT'’S NOT HERE YET.
- OH, PLEASE.
295
00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:14,140
I'’M SECURE ENOUGH IN MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTER.
296
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:15,838
I DON'’T HAVE TO PROVE
ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.
297
00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:19,493
THERE'’S THE CLIENT.
298
00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:22,148
OKAY, LET'’S DO OUR
PATTY-CAKE ROUTINE, OKAY? READY?
299
00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:25,325
PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE,
BAKER'’S MAN.
300
00:13:25,325 --> 00:13:27,762
BAKE ME A CAKE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
301
00:13:27,762 --> 00:13:29,590
OKAY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
302
00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:31,375
THERE'’S A NICE SPREAD
OVER AT CRAFT SERVICE.
303
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,377
WHY DON'’T YOU GO GET
A BITE TO EAT?
304
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,074
OKAY. I'’LL BRING
JANIE WITH ME.
305
00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:36,859
COME ON, BABY, HOP ON MY
SHOULDERS LIKE YOU DO.
306
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,861
COME ON, COME ON.
THERE WE GO, COME ON.
307
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,819
ALL RIGHT, UP YOU GO.
- OH, OH, OH--OKAY.
308
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,299
THERE WE GO.
- UP YOU GO...OH, OKAY...
309
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,040
OH...
- ALL RIGHT...
310
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,694
- I GOT HER.
- OH, YOU GOT HER?
311
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:48,479
- I GOT HER.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...
312
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,438
OH, OH, THERE WE GO.
YEP. ALL RIGHT.
313
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,484
OKAY. GOOD.
THAT WAS FUN, RIGHT?
314
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,485
- WOW!
- SO MUCH FUN.
315
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,226
- WHOO!
- WHOO!
316
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,141
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA TAKE HER TO MAKEUP NOW.
317
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,665
OKAY?
- SEE YOU LATER, DADDY.
318
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:03,059
OKAY. THAT WAS EXCELLENT. OH...
319
00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,977
HEY!
LOOK WHO IT IS.
320
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,153
HEY, B--UH, F--T--
STU--WH--
321
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,981
WHAT--WHAT IS IT--
WHAT IS IT--
322
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,330
- DOUG!
- DOUG! RIGHT, DOUG, YEAH.
323
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,028
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I GOT THE PART. BOOP!
324
00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,253
W-WHAT PART?
325
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,994
OF THE DAD.
TO YOUR DAUGHTER.
326
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,734
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
327
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:30,651
I GUESS THEY THOUGHT I WAS
A BETTER YOU THAN YOU.
328
00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,785
OOH, HEY, LISTEN...
I DON'’T WANNA BE THAT GUY,
329
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:36,353
BUT I THINK THIS TABLE'’S
JUST FOR THE TALENT.
330
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,224
I THINK THAT ONE'’S
FOR THE STAGE MOMS.
331
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,143
OKAY!
332
00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:49,148
DAVID.
333
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,758
I HAD A FEELING
THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
334
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,804
IN MY LEFT PANTS POCKET
THERE'’S A BAGEL--
335
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,675
LOX AND CREAM CHEESE.
336
00:14:54,675 --> 00:14:56,982
IN THE RIGHT,
THERE'’S A YOGURT PARFAIT.
337
00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:59,376
MEET ME IN THE MEN'’S
BATHROOM, SECOND STALL.
338
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,812
WE'’LL MAKE THE EXCHANGE.
339
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,075
THE PASSWORD IS
HONEY MUSTARD.
340
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,995
KEVIN...I WILL NEVER
BE THAT HUNGRY.
341
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,698
WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU?
342
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,309
EVERYTHING WAS FINE
BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG
343
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:22,007
AND ACCUSED ME OF BEING...
both: PREDICTABLE.
344
00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:23,617
- STOP IT!
- STOP IT!
345
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:27,186
AND WHAT
DO WE HAVE HERE?
346
00:15:27,186 --> 00:15:29,580
MR. PERINO,
I CAN EXPLAIN--
347
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,582
NO, NO. NO NEED TO.
IT'’S OBVIOUS.
348
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:34,367
LADY KATE DRAGGED YOU
IN HERE AGAINST YOUR WILL!
349
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,456
WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT WASN'’T ME
350
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,502
DRAGGING HER
AGAINST HER WILL?
351
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,765
EMILY...
352
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,245
THAT IS SO LIKE YOU,
353
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,073
TAKING THE FALL
FOR A FELLOW STUDENT.
354
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,509
BRAVA.
355
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,338
LOOK, MR. PERINO,
DON'’T LET HER FOOL YOU.
356
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,383
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
357
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,906
DON'’T YOU DARE TAKE CREDIT
FOR THIS.
358
00:15:51,906 --> 00:15:53,343
THIS IS MY FAULT.
359
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:57,173
WELL, WHOSEVER FAULT IT IS, KATE...
360
00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,002
VANDALIZING THIS MACHINE
IS GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION.
361
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,527
KATE.
- WAIT, UH...
362
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,443
MAYBE WE'’RE NOT VANDALIZING
THE MACHINE.
363
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,011
M-MAYBE THE MACHINE
364
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,969
IS VANDALIZING US!
365
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,841
TAKING OUR BODIES HOSTAGE
366
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:18,672
WITH ITS ARTERY-CLOGGING
AND TRANS-FATTY JUNK FOOD.
367
00:16:18,672 --> 00:16:22,024
WE DESERVE
SOME HEALTHIER OPTIONS!
368
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,852
THIS, SIR, IS A PROTEST!
369
00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:27,072
THAT--THAT'’S RIGHT!
WE'’RE PROTESTING.
370
00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,640
PROTEST, PROTEST...
371
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,598
all: PROTEST, PROTEST!
- ALL RIGHT,
372
00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:32,643
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
- PROTEST, PROTEST!
373
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:33,861
QUIET!
374
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,561
WELL, EMILY,
YOU HAVE FINALLY
375
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,215
SEEMED TO HAVE REACHED
YOUR CONSTITUENCY.
376
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,434
AT OUR NEXT SCHOOL BOARD MEETING,
377
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,523
I'’LL SUGGEST WE ADD
A SECOND MACHINE
378
00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:45,221
WITH HEALTHY SNACKS!
379
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,528
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
380
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:50,704
BACK TO CLASS, COME ON.
LET'’S GO, LET'’S GO.
381
00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,402
WELL, THAT WAS...
382
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,708
UNPREDICTABLE.
383
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,406
I WAS GONNA SAY NUTS.
384
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,537
BUT THANK YOU.
385
00:16:59,887 --> 00:17:02,499
ALL RIGHT, LET'’S GET YOU
TWO OUT OF THERE.
386
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:05,763
AAH!
387
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,591
IN RETROSPECT...
388
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:10,246
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CALLED
THE JANITOR ON THIS ONE.
389
00:17:12,987 --> 00:17:14,467
IT'’S REALLY COOL
OF ALL YOU GUYS
390
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,252
TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
391
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,601
IS YOUR MOM HERE?
- SHE IS, ACTUALLY.
392
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,993
SHE'’LL BE OUT ANY MINUTE.
393
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:22,345
MMM...
HI, BOYS!
394
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:29,830
MRS. HOBBS?
YOU LOOK SO...DIFFERENT.
395
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,050
OH, I'’M SORRY.
396
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,313
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAUGHT ME
WITHOUT MY MAKEUP ON.
397
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:39,231
MOM, WHY DON'’T YOU
GIVE THEM
398
00:17:39,231 --> 00:17:42,060
THE CAPTAIN
BELLE E. BUTTON SALUTE?
399
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,497
OH, SURE, SURE!
ANYTHING FOR MY FANS!
400
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,677
GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.
401
00:17:50,677 --> 00:17:54,333
WELCOME TO PLANET... HOT.
402
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,988
UH...SEE YOU TOMORROW, JOE.
403
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,991
BYE!
404
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:04,343
THAT'’S FOR BEING GROSS, MOM.
405
00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:07,129
OH, ANYTHING FOR YOU, JOE.
406
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,566
NOW, COME HERE
AND GIVE YOUR MOM A KISS.
407
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,002
NO WAY!
UGH!
408
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,351
PLEASE, PLEASE?
COME HERE! COME BACK HERE!
409
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,707
I JUST LOVE THEIR CHEMISTRY.
410
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:23,275
COME ON.
HE'’S FEEDING HER CHOCOLATE.
411
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,016
SHE'’D PULL MY CELL PHONE
OUT OF A TOILET
412
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,018
FOR A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE.
413
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,454
THEORETICALLY.
414
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,371
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
SWEETIE, COME ON.
415
00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:34,678
NEED YOU TO FOCUS NOW
FOR UNCLE MARCUS, OKAY?
416
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,507
OKAY? YOU MIGHT WANT TO EASE UP
ON THE CANDY A LITTLE BIT.
417
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,204
IT'’S OKAY, DAVE.
I GOT THIS.
418
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:42,294
OH, YEAH, OKAY.
YOU'’RE GONNA BE GREAT, SWEETIE.
419
00:18:42,294 --> 00:18:44,296
OKAY, MARCUS,
LIGHTING'’S A GO
420
00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:47,778
AND, UH...SO'’S THAT POT STICKER
IN MY LEFT POCKET.
421
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,391
OKAY, PEOPLE,
LET'’S SHOOT ONE.
422
00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:54,698
LET'’S ROLL CAMERA.
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
423
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,352
LET'’S HAVE SOME FUN!
- ALL RIGHT, FUN!
424
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:59,006
ALL RIGHT!
425
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:01,008
ALL RIGHT, AND...
426
00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:02,184
ACTION!
427
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:07,058
WOW.
THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS...
428
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,364
FOR BOTH OF US.
429
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,460
WOW...THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS.
430
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,635
FOR BOTH OF US!
431
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,467
THANKS, DADDY, NO MORE TANGLES.
432
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,033
ALL RIGHT--
433
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,513
AND CUT!
434
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,692
YOU OKAY, BABY GIRL?
435
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,435
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS IT,
BABY?
436
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:39,569
WHAT'’S THE MATTER?
- I DON'’T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE.
437
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:43,007
LOOK, I KNOW IT'’S...WEIRD
WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS
438
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,966
AND EVERYBODY
STARING AT YOU, BUT...
439
00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:48,795
THE UPSIDE IS THE BRIGHT LIGHTS
AND EVERYBODY STARING AT YOU.
440
00:19:48,795 --> 00:19:52,408
- THAT'’S NOT IT.
- WELL, WHAT IS IT?
441
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,802
I'’M SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM
DADDY, AND HE'’S NOT MY DADDY.
442
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:58,849
NO, HE'’S NOT.
HE'’S STINKY BUTT.
443
00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:02,592
ACTING IS PRETENDING, SWEETIE.
444
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,247
SO YOU JUST HAVE TO PRETEND.
445
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,988
AND YOU JUST KNOW
THAT YOUR REAL DAD
446
00:20:07,988 --> 00:20:10,948
IS GONNA BE RIGHT OVER THERE
THE WHOLE TIME.
447
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,428
- PROMISE?
- PROMISE.
448
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:15,387
GO AHEAD. GO.
449
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,610
AND THAT'’S WHAT YOU CALL CHEMISTRY.
450
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,570
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
LET'’S SHOOT THIS.
451
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,398
READY, AND...
452
00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:28,226
ACTION!
453
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:34,145
WOW!
THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS...
454
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,581
FOR BOTH OF US!
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THANKS, STINKY BUTT.
NO MORE TANGLES!