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OH! HI. SO YOU GUYS
ARE ENJOYING YOUR PLAY DATE.

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DAD...PLAY DATE?

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OH, YEAH, UM...
ROCKIN'’ YOUR DUDE HANG.

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THAT'’S RIGHT.

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WE'’RE NOT A BUNCH OF
SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.

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[all giggling]

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- HEY, MRS. HOBBS!
- HEY, MRS. HOBBS!

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HI.

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NEED HELP WITH YOUR BAG?

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I'’LL BE 12 IN APRIL,
MRS. HOBBS.

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I'’M THINKING ABOUT GROWING
THIS OUT, MRS. HOBBS.

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GUYS...DUDE HANG.

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[chuckling]
YEAH...

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LOOK WHO'’S SUDDENLY
THE NEW HOT MOM IN TOWN.

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AH, COME ON, PLEASE.

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YA THINK?

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[laughing]

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- YO, DAVID, YOU HERE?
- YEAH.

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HEY, LISTEN, I'’M GONNA BE
IN MY MID-40s NEXT MONTH,

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MRS. HOBBS.
- OH, WOW.

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- YEAH. HEY.
- HEY, HEY, GUESS WHO JUST

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LANDED A JOB DIRECTING
HIS FIRST COMMERCIAL.

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OH, MARCUS, THAT'’S--
OH, LOOK AT YOU!

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DOING THINGS WITHOUT ME!

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IT'’S FOR THE "NO OUCH
HAIRBRUSH" FOR KIDS.

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A HAIRBRUSH SO EASY

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THAT EVEN DADS CAN USE IT.

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[laughs]

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NOW, IF I JUST KNEW
AN ACTOR AND A DAD. HMM...

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COME ON, MARCUS.
YOU HAD ME AT HAIRBRUSH.

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OF COURSE
I'’LL DO YOUR COMMERCIAL.

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YES! YES!

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I NEED JANIE ALSO.
I HAVE A LINE

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FOR A LITTLE GIRL...
OH, MAN!

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YOU TWO WOULD BE PERFECT TOGETHER.

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YAY! I'’M GONNA BE FAMOUS.

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JUST LIKE YOU, DADDY!

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OR EVEN MORE FAMOUS...
LIKE SPONGEBOB!

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FIRST OF ALL, THAT SPONGE
IS A ONE-TRICK PONY, OKAY?

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HE DOESN'’T HAVE NEAR
THE ACTING RANGE THAT I HAVE.

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NOW LISTEN TO ME, HONEY,

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YOU CAN'’T JUST POP OUT OF
A PINEAPPLE

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AND BECOME A STAR OVERNIGHT.

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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FACE?

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HONEY, YOU DON'’T GET THINGS
JUST HANDED TO YOU

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IN THIS BUSINESS--
YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM.

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WHICH IS WHY UNCLE MARCUS

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WANTS US BOTH TO AUDITION
FOR IT--RIGHT, MARCUS?

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- NO. THE PART'’S HERS.
- WHAT--

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YAY, ME!

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WHY'’D YOU DO THAT?

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DAVID, DON'’T MAKE ME AUDITION
A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS.

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IT'’S LIKE FENDING OFF
A FLOCK OF HUNGRY SEAGULLS

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AT THE BEACH,
EXCEPT THEY ALL TAP-DANCING.

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IT'’S JUST TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH.

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I TEACH MY DAUGHTER YOU GOTTA
WORK FOR THINGS IN LIFE.

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MAN, YOU PICKED THE WORST
TIME TO BE A GOOD PARENT!

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[upbeat music]

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♪

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JANIE, HONEY, WE REHEARSED
AND REHEARSED.

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WE ARE READY.

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NOW, THE MAIN THING
IS TO JUST REMAIN CALM

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AND CONFIDENT
UNTIL THEY CALL YOUR NAME.

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- DAVID HOBBS!
- WHAT?

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I JUST GOT HERE!
WE'’RE NOT EVEN READY.

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IT'’S ME, DOUG!

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I WAS AN EXTRA ON {\an8}<i>SEE DAD RUN.</i>
REMEMBER?

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I WAS ALWAYS THE GUY
WHO WAS FIRST IN LINE FOR LUNCH

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AND THEN YOU'’D SAY,
"EXTRAS EAT LAST."

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YEAH.

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AND THEN WE'’D HAVE
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT,

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'’CAUSE I COULD NEVER TELL
IF YOU WERE JOKING

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OR SERIOUS...
KINDA LIKE NOW.

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YEAH!

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WHO WOULD'’VE THOUGHT
THAT YOU AND I

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WOULD BE AUDITIONING
FOR THE SAME PART?

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WELL, THE THING IS
I'’M ACTUALLY NOT AUDITIONING.

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I'’M JUST HERE TO SET A GOOD
EXAMPLE FOR MY KID.

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WELL, SHE'’S GOT HERSELF
A GREAT ROLE MODEL.

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WELL, GOOD LUCK.

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- GOOD LUCK TO YOU, SIR.
- OKAY.

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NO MORE SPINNING, OKAY?
- BUT SPINNING'’S FUN.

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I KNOW IT'’S FUN.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUN?

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GETTING THE JOB.
ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE,

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NOW LISTEN, WE'’RE GONNA
REHEARSE THE LINE, OKAY?

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I SAY MY LINE
AND YOU SAY...

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THANKS, DADDY.
NO MORE TANGLES.

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ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT SOUNDED LIKE?

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[emphatically]
THANKS, DADDY. NO MORE TANGLES!

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BRING IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
USE YOUR FACE A LITTLE BIT--

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KEVIN?

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UH...

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DAVID!
[laughs]

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
AT SCI-FI SLEEP-AWAY CAMP.

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WHAT--WHAT--

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ARE YOU WORKING FOR MARCUS?

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WOW...

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I'’M TORN BETWEEN THE HORROR
OF BEING CAUGHT IN A LIE

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AND THE DELIGHT THAT YOU
ACTUALLY TOOK ENOUGH INTEREST

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TO REMEMBER MY LIE!

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HEY, DAVID.

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HE KNOWS, MARCUS.

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OH, MAN, IT'’S ONLY FOR
A COUPLE OF DAYS.

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YOU KNOW,
IT DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING?

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I LIED FOR YOU, MARCUS.

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TO DAVID!

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SO, AS CLASS PRESIDENT,

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IT'’S MY SAD DUTY
TO TELL YOU THAT OUR PETITION

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TO PUT HEALTHY FOOD
IN THE VENDING MACHINES

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FAILED TO GET ENOUGH SIGNATURES.

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[British accent] {\an8}<i>
AGAIN!</i>

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CAN I HELP YOU, KATE?

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NOPE. JUST POSTING
YET ANOTHER STORY

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FOR MY UNDERGROUND BLOG.
CARRY ON.

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MOVING ON.
WE'’LL BE CIRCULATING

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ANOTHER PETITION NEXT MONTH,
SO LET'’S START NOW BY MAKING

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together:
OUR POSTERS AND FLYERS.

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AND PASSING OUT
OUR FREE

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together: BANANAS.

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KATE...CAN'’T YOU BLOG
ABOUT SOMEONE IN YOUR OWN GRADE?

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I COULD.
BUT YOU FRESHMEN ARE SO CUTE

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WHEN YOU ATTEMPT
TO FIGHT "THE MAN."

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EMILY...
OH, HOW DO I PUT THIS?

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PERHAPS MY BLOG
SAYS IT BEST:

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"EMILY HOBBS
DOES THE SAME THING EVERY TIME.

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SHE'’S TOTALLY PREDICTABLE.
I COULD SET MY WATCH TO HER."

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PREDICTABLE?
HA HA!

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WELL, YOU CAN SET YOUR WATCH
TO A QUARTER PAST YOU'’RE WRONG!

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YOU GUYS DON'’T THINK
I'’M PREDICTABLE, RIGHT?

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NO WAY!

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I MEAN, WE JUST ALWAYS
KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA SAY.

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- AND WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA WEAR.
- AND DO.

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THAT'’S THE EXACT DEFINITION
OF PREDICTABLE.

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OH...

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THEN...YEAH.
YOU'’RE TOTALLY PREDICTABLE!

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YOU WERE ADORABLE,
JUST DELICIOUS.

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I COULD TAKE
A BITE OUT OF YOU!

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OH, THANK YOU, MARCUS, BUT...

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[whispering] SAY SOMETHING
NICE ABOUT JANIE TOO.

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[laughs]

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SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?
- LOVED HER.

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HER? PLEASE TELL ME
YOU MEANT {\an8}<i>THEM.</i>

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I JUST DIDN'’T BUY HIM
AS HER FATHER.

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SO UNNATURAL.
SO AWKWARD.

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WE WERE LOOKING FOR MORE OF
A DAVID HOBBS TYPE.

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YOU DO REALIZE
THAT WAS DAVID HOBBS.

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YEAH, BUT...PFFT!

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WAS THAT A MOUTH FART?

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DID SHE JUST
MOUTH FART DAVID?

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IT'’S OKAY.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

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HEY, KATE.

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BET YOU DIDN'’T SEE THIS
COMING OUT OF MY CLOSET.

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'’CAUSE I'’M SO NOT PREDICTABLE,
I'’M A WILD CARD

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CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.

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EXCEPT, PERHAPS,
WALKING!

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YOU NEVER KNOW--I MAY EVEN
PULL THIS FIRE ALARM

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JUST FOR GIGS...

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[softly]
'’CAUSE I'’M CRAZY LIKE THAT.

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[alarm blasts]

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- EMILY!
- HERE COMES PERINO.

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YOU'’D BETTER RUN.
HE LOOKS MAD!

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[exhales]

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NOTHING...MAKES ME...

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HAPPIER
THAN A DEPENDABLE FIRE MARSHALL!

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AND YOU SET IT OFF

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AT EXACTLY
OUR SCHEDULED TIME.

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B-T-DUBS, DEAR,
THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT'’S

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GONNA NEED THAT ENSEM BACK

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FOR TONIGHT'’S PERFORMANCE
OF {\an8}<i>GREASE,</i> SANDRA DEE.

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BOOP!

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THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

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HEY, MRS. HOBBS!

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HI, BOYS.
HA HA HA.

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- MOM...
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR HOUSE

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IS OFFICIALLY
THE COOL PLACE TO BE, HUH?

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YOU MUST FEEL PRETTY GOOD.

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I WAS AT FIRST.

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THEN I HEARD MY FRIENDS
WERE WATCHING

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A LITTLE MOVIE
FROM THE '’90s CALLED

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{\an8}<i>BIKINI BABES FROM PLANET HOT?</i>

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STARRING...

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CAPTAIN BELLE E. BUTTON,

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AKA MY MOM?

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AH, WOW. WOW.

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OH, WOW.

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SO YOUR FRIENDS...

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ARE HERE
TO SALUTE THE CAPTAIN.

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- HEY, BUDDY.
- HEY.

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UH-OH.
CUPCAKES.

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[sighs]
JANIE DIDN'’T GET THE PART?

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OH, I HOPE THEY'’RE CHOCOLATE.
THOSE ARE HER FAVORITE.

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OOH! RED VELVET.
MY FAVORITE.

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THANK YOU, MARCUS.

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I DON'’T THINK THIS IS GONNA

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ALLEVIATE
JANIE'’S DISAPPOINTMENT,

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BUT I'’LL ENJOY THEM
JUST THE SAME.

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DAVID, UM...

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DAVID, WHAT THE CUPCAKES
ARE TRYING TO SAY IS...

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JANIE GOT THE PART.

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YOU DIDN'’T.
- OH!

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JANIE GOT THE PART!
THAT'’S AWESOME!

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WHEN DO WE START?

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SHE STARTS MONDAY.

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WAIT A MINUTE, WE'’RE--
WE'’RE SHOOTING ON SEPARATE DAYS?

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YEAH...MARCUS, I DON'’T MEAN
TO TELL YOU TO DO YOUR JOB,

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BUT DOESN'’T THAT MAKE IT
UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED?

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UH...D-DAVID,
R-REPEAT AFTER ME.

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THEY...
- THEY.

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- DID...
- DID.

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- NOT.
- NOT...

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- WANT...
- WANT.

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- ME!
- OH, YOU GOT FIRED

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FROM YOUR FIRST
DIRECTING JOB?

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I'’M SORRY.
THAT'’S GOTTA STING.

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SIT DOWN AND TELL ME.
COME ON.

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SO LET ME SEE IF I'’M
UNDERSTANDING THIS CORRECTLY.

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JANIE GOT THE PART...

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DAVID DIDN'’T.

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YES!
YEAH.

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I-I HOPE YOU FIND THIS
AS FUNNY AS I DID.

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THE CLIENT--
THE CLIENT THOUGHT THAT

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YOU WEREN'’T BELIEVABLE
AS JANIE'’S FATHER.

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- BUT I AM HER FATHER.
- THEY'’RE STILL TRYING

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TO WRAP THEIR HEADS
AROUND THAT ONE.

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THEY ALSO SAID THAT...

227
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YOU SHOWED NO CHEMISTRY
WITH JANIE.

228
00:09:45,279 --> 00:09:48,239
NO CHEMISTRY? MARCUS,
I AM LITERALLY HER FATHER!

229
00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:50,067
IT'’S BEEN SUGGESTED--
MAYBE SHE'’S BEEN ADOPTED.

230
00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,984
MR. DIRECTOR!

231
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,463
HOW'’S THE COMMERC--

232
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UH-OH.

233
00:09:56,943 --> 00:10:00,077
RED VELVET.

234
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,732
YOU KNOW, I THINK I LEFT
THE UPSTAIRS OVEN ON.

235
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,690
AMY, AMY, HANG ON A SECOND.
LISTEN TO THIS.

236
00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:06,344
YOU KNOW THAT MARCUS'’S CLIENT,

237
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:09,347
THEY WANTED JANIE
BUT THEY DIDN'’T WANT ME?

238
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,610
ME. FOR THEIR STUPID
COMMERCIAL--ME!

239
00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,177
- YOU?
- ME.

240
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,309
ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!
ME!

241
00:10:15,309 --> 00:10:17,094
THEY DIDN'’T WANT ME!

242
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,662
THEY SAID THAT ME AND JANIE
DIDN'’T HAVE ANY CHEMISTRY.

243
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,707
[laughing]

244
00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:24,144
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
SHE'’S YOUR DAUGHTER, DAVID.

245
00:10:27,408 --> 00:10:30,542
IS SHE, AMY?

246
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:33,066
IS SHE REALLY?

247
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,068
I KNEW IT WOULD GET
ALL KINDA CRAZY IN HERE.

248
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,766
LET'’S GO
TO THE AUDITION TAPE.

249
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:42,597
WOW, THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS.

250
00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:44,077
FOR BOTH OF US.

251
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,949
OUCH! OUCH!

252
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,603
- THAT'’S NOT YOUR LINE.
- BUT YOU'’RE HURTING ME.

253
00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:52,129
- THIS IS A NO OUCH BRUSH.
- THEN STOP OUCHING ME.

254
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,261
YOU WANTED TO BE A STAR,

255
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:56,655
NOW SUCK IT UP
AND POWER THROUGH.

256
00:10:56,655 --> 00:10:58,526
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT DOESN'’T MATTER.

257
00:10:58,526 --> 00:11:00,528
SHE'’S NOT GONNA WANT TO DO THE
COMMERCIAL WITHOUT ME ANYWAY.

258
00:11:00,528 --> 00:11:03,488
JANIE, COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

259
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:06,404
LISTEN, HONEY,
I'’VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS

260
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,145
AND SOME NEWS THAT'’S GONNA
MAKE THE GOOD NEWS

261
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:11,888
SEEM KINDA POINTLESS,
OKAY?

262
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:14,629
OKAY.
WHAT'’S THE GOOD NEWS?

263
00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:15,805
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS

264
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:18,285
YOU GOT THE COMMERCIAL.

265
00:11:18,285 --> 00:11:20,331
- YAY!
- OKAY.

266
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,159
YAY! AND NOW
THE BAD NEWS IS,

267
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,726
UM...DADDY DIDN'’T.

268
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,599
OH...

269
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,122
DADDY?
- YES.

270
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,950
WILL YOU HAVE THEM PUT
A SPINNING CHAIR

271
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,996
IN MY DRESSING ROOM?
THEY'’RE FUN!

272
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:38,044
OKAY. I FOLLOWED
YOUR CRYPTIC TEXT

273
00:11:38,044 --> 00:11:41,613
TO ARRIVE AT 6:00 A.M. TO--
AND I QUOTE--

274
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:45,835
"HAVE MY MINT BLONDE."

275
00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,837
I MEANT MIND BLOWN.

276
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,969
STUPID AUTO-CORRECT.

277
00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:52,232
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
GOOD-BYE.

278
00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:54,017
FINE. BUT YOU'’RE
GONNA MISS OUT

279
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,019
ON A HOT STORY
FOR YOUR BLOG.

280
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,499
EMILY HOBBS REPLACES
VENDING MACHINE JUNK FOOD

281
00:11:58,499 --> 00:11:59,718
WITH HEALTHY ALTERNATIVES.

282
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,502
BOOM!

283
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,505
I'’M GOING ROGUE, KATE.

284
00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:06,551
I'’M BREAKING IN.

285
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:11,164
WOW. YOU'’RE BREAKING IN
WITH A SET OF KEYS.

286
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,297
WELL DONE, YOU!

287
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,346
ALL RIGHT, ALL I GOTTA DO
IS GET THIS FOOD OUT OF HERE.

288
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,492
DANG IT!
UH...

289
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,189
I'’M GONNA NEED YOU
TO BUY THE KEYS

290
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,452
AND GET ME OUTTA HERE.
PUT IT IN AND CLICK...

291
00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:39,192
A-7.

292
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,502
OH! WAH-HOO!

293
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:47,287
A-7. I SAID A-7!
OH!

294
00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:49,550
RIGHT.
RELAX.

295
00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:51,335
I HAVE AN IDEA.

296
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:54,207
CLEARLY...
MY IDEA DIDN'’T WORK.

297
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,821
HA HA HA HA!

298
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:01,214
OH, THAT IS SO FUNNY!

299
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,173
I AM GLAD YOU DIDN'’T SAY BANANA.

300
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,349
OH, SIT DOWN HERE.
OH, THERE YOU GO.

301
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,307
DO WE HAVE CHEMISTRY,
OR WHAT?

302
00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:09,179
HEY, MARCUS, HOW'’S IT GOING?

303
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,572
- THE CLIENT'’S NOT HERE YET.
- OH, PLEASE.

304
00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:14,140
I'’M SECURE ENOUGH IN MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTER.

305
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:15,838
I DON'’T HAVE TO PROVE
ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.

306
00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:19,493
THERE'’S THE CLIENT.

307
00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:22,148
OKAY, LET'’S DO OUR
PATTY-CAKE ROUTINE, OKAY? READY?

308
00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:25,325
PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE,
BAKER'’S MAN.

309
00:13:25,325 --> 00:13:27,762
BAKE ME A CAKE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

310
00:13:27,762 --> 00:13:29,590
OKAY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

311
00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:31,375
THERE'’S A NICE SPREAD
OVER AT CRAFT SERVICE.

312
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,377
WHY DON'’T YOU GO GET
A BITE TO EAT?

313
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,074
OKAY. I'’LL BRING
JANIE WITH ME.

314
00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:36,859
COME ON, BABY, HOP ON MY
SHOULDERS LIKE YOU DO.

315
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,861
COME ON, COME ON.
THERE WE GO, COME ON.

316
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:40,819
ALL RIGHT, UP YOU GO.
- OH, OH, OH--OKAY.

317
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,299
THERE WE GO.
- UP YOU GO...OH, OKAY...

318
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,040
OH...
- ALL RIGHT...

319
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,694
- I GOT HER.
- OH, YOU GOT HER?

320
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:48,479
- I GOT HER.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...

321
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,438
OH, OH, THERE WE GO.
YEP. ALL RIGHT.

322
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,484
OKAY. GOOD.
THAT WAS FUN, RIGHT?

323
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,485
- WOW!
- SO MUCH FUN.

324
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,226
- WHOO!
- WHOO!

325
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,141
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA TAKE HER TO MAKEUP NOW.

326
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,665
OKAY?
- SEE YOU LATER, DADDY.

327
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:03,059
OKAY. THAT WAS EXCELLENT. OH...

328
00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,977
HEY!
LOOK WHO IT IS.

329
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,153
HEY, B--UH, F--T--
STU--WH--

330
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,981
WHAT--WHAT IS IT--
WHAT IS IT--

331
00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,330
- DOUG!
- DOUG! RIGHT, DOUG, YEAH.

332
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,028
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I GOT THE PART. BOOP!

333
00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,253
W-WHAT PART?

334
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:24,994
OF THE DAD.
TO YOUR DAUGHTER.

335
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,734
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

336
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:30,651
I GUESS THEY THOUGHT I WAS
A BETTER YOU THAN YOU.

337
00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,785
OOH, HEY, LISTEN...
I DON'’T WANNA BE THAT GUY,

338
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:36,353
BUT I THINK THIS TABLE'’S
JUST FOR THE TALENT.

339
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,224
I THINK THAT ONE'’S
FOR THE STAGE MOMS.

340
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,143
[laughs]
OKAY!

341
00:14:47,581 --> 00:14:49,148
DAVID.

342
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:50,758
I HAD A FEELING
THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

343
00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,804
IN MY LEFT PANTS POCKET
THERE'’S A BAGEL--

344
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,675
LOX AND CREAM CHEESE.

345
00:14:54,675 --> 00:14:56,982
IN THE RIGHT,
THERE'’S A YOGURT PARFAIT.

346
00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:59,376
MEET ME IN THE MEN'’S
BATHROOM, SECOND STALL.

347
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,812
WE'’LL MAKE THE EXCHANGE.

348
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,075
THE PASSWORD IS
[hoarsely] HONEY MUSTARD.

349
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:09,995
KEVIN...I WILL NEVER
BE THAT HUNGRY.

350
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,698
WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU?

351
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,309
EVERYTHING WAS FINE
BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG

352
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:22,007
AND ACCUSED ME OF BEING...
both: PREDICTABLE.

353
00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:23,617
- STOP IT!
- STOP IT!

354
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:27,186
AND WHAT
DO WE HAVE HERE?

355
00:15:27,186 --> 00:15:29,580
MR. PERINO,
I CAN EXPLAIN--

356
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,582
NO, NO. NO NEED TO.
IT'’S OBVIOUS.

357
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:34,367
LADY KATE DRAGGED YOU
IN HERE AGAINST YOUR WILL!

358
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,456
WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT WASN'’T ME

359
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,502
DRAGGING HER
AGAINST HER WILL?

360
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,765
[laughs]
EMILY...

361
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:42,245
THAT IS SO LIKE YOU,

362
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,073
TAKING THE FALL
FOR A FELLOW STUDENT.

363
00:15:44,073 --> 00:15:45,509
BRAVA.

364
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:48,338
LOOK, MR. PERINO,
DON'’T LET HER FOOL YOU.

365
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,383
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

366
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,906
DON'’T YOU DARE TAKE CREDIT
FOR THIS.

367
00:15:51,906 --> 00:15:53,343
THIS IS MY FAULT.

368
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:57,173
WELL, WHOSEVER FAULT IT IS, KATE...

369
00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,002
VANDALIZING THIS MACHINE
IS GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION.

370
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:03,527
KATE.
- WAIT, UH...

371
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,443
MAYBE WE'’RE NOT VANDALIZING
THE MACHINE.

372
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,011
M-MAYBE THE MACHINE

373
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,969
IS VANDALIZING US!

374
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:13,841
TAKING OUR BODIES HOSTAGE

375
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:18,672
WITH ITS ARTERY-CLOGGING
AND TRANS-FATTY JUNK FOOD.

376
00:16:18,672 --> 00:16:22,024
WE DESERVE
SOME HEALTHIER OPTIONS!

377
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,852
THIS, SIR, IS A PROTEST!

378
00:16:24,852 --> 00:16:27,072
THAT--THAT'’S RIGHT!
WE'’RE PROTESTING.

379
00:16:27,072 --> 00:16:29,640
PROTEST, PROTEST...

380
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,598
all: PROTEST, PROTEST!
- ALL RIGHT,

381
00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:32,643
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
- PROTEST, PROTEST!

382
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:33,861
QUIET!

383
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,561
WELL, EMILY,
YOU HAVE FINALLY

384
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,215
SEEMED TO HAVE REACHED
YOUR CONSTITUENCY.

385
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,434
AT OUR NEXT SCHOOL BOARD MEETING,

386
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,523
I'’LL SUGGEST WE ADD
A SECOND MACHINE

387
00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:45,221
WITH HEALTHY SNACKS!

388
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,483
[cheers and applause]

389
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,528
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.

390
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:50,704
BACK TO CLASS, COME ON.
LET'’S GO, LET'’S GO.

391
00:16:50,704 --> 00:16:52,402
WELL, THAT WAS...

392
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,708
UNPREDICTABLE.

393
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,406
I WAS GONNA SAY NUTS.

394
00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,537
BUT THANK YOU.

395
00:16:59,887 --> 00:17:02,499
ALL RIGHT, LET'’S GET YOU
TWO OUT OF THERE.

396
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:05,763
AAH!

397
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,591
IN RETROSPECT...

398
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:10,246
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CALLED
THE JANITOR ON THIS ONE.

399
00:17:12,987 --> 00:17:14,467
IT'’S REALLY COOL
OF ALL YOU GUYS

400
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,252
TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

401
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,601
IS YOUR MOM HERE?
- SHE IS, ACTUALLY.

402
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:18,993
SHE'’LL BE OUT ANY MINUTE.

403
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:22,345
MMM...
HI, BOYS!

404
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:29,830
MRS. HOBBS?
YOU LOOK SO...DIFFERENT.

405
00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:32,050
OH, I'’M SORRY.

406
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,313
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAUGHT ME
WITHOUT MY MAKEUP ON.

407
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:39,231
MOM, WHY DON'’T YOU
GIVE THEM

408
00:17:39,231 --> 00:17:42,060
THE CAPTAIN
BELLE E. BUTTON SALUTE?

409
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:44,497
OH, SURE, SURE!
ANYTHING FOR MY FANS!

410
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,677
GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.

411
00:17:50,677 --> 00:17:54,333
WELCOME TO PLANET... HOT.

412
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,988
UH...SEE YOU TOMORROW, JOE.

413
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,991
BYE!

414
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,862
[chortling]

415
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:04,343
THAT'’S FOR BEING GROSS, MOM.

416
00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:07,129
OH, ANYTHING FOR YOU, JOE.

417
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,566
NOW, COME HERE
AND GIVE YOUR MOM A KISS.

418
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,002
NO WAY!
UGH!

419
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,351
PLEASE, PLEASE?
COME HERE! COME BACK HERE!

420
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,707
I JUST LOVE THEIR CHEMISTRY.

421
00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:23,275
COME ON.
HE'’S FEEDING HER CHOCOLATE.

422
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,016
SHE'’D PULL MY CELL PHONE
OUT OF A TOILET

423
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,018
FOR A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE.

424
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,454
THEORETICALLY.

425
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,371
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
SWEETIE, COME ON.

426
00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:34,678
NEED YOU TO FOCUS NOW
FOR UNCLE MARCUS, OKAY?

427
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,507
OKAY? YOU MIGHT WANT TO EASE UP
ON THE CANDY A LITTLE BIT.

428
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,204
IT'’S OKAY, DAVE.
I GOT THIS.

429
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:42,294
OH, YEAH, OKAY.
YOU'’RE GONNA BE GREAT, SWEETIE.

430
00:18:42,294 --> 00:18:44,296
OKAY, MARCUS,
LIGHTING'’S A GO

431
00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:47,778
AND, UH...SO'’S THAT POT STICKER
IN MY LEFT POCKET.

432
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,391
OKAY, PEOPLE,
LET'’S SHOOT ONE.

433
00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:54,698
LET'’S ROLL CAMERA.
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,

434
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:56,352
LET'’S HAVE SOME FUN!
- ALL RIGHT, FUN!

435
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:59,006
ALL RIGHT!

436
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:01,008
ALL RIGHT, AND...

437
00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:02,184
ACTION!

438
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:07,058
WOW.
THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS...

439
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,364
FOR BOTH OF US.

440
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,460
WOW...THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS.

441
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,635
FOR BOTH OF US!

442
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,467
[falsetto]
THANKS, DADDY, NO MORE TANGLES.

443
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,033
ALL RIGHT--

444
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,513
AND CUT!

445
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,692
YOU OKAY, BABY GIRL?

446
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,435
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS IT,
BABY?

447
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:39,569
WHAT'’S THE MATTER?
- I DON'’T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE.

448
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:43,007
LOOK, I KNOW IT'’S...WEIRD
WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS

449
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,966
AND EVERYBODY
STARING AT YOU, BUT...

450
00:19:45,966 --> 00:19:48,795
THE UPSIDE IS THE BRIGHT LIGHTS
AND EVERYBODY STARING AT YOU.

451
00:19:48,795 --> 00:19:52,408
- THAT'’S NOT IT.
- WELL, WHAT IS IT?

452
00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,802
I'’M SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM
DADDY, AND HE'’S NOT MY DADDY.

453
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:58,849
NO, HE'’S NOT.
HE'’S STINKY BUTT.

454
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ACTING IS PRETENDING, SWEETIE.

455
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:05,247
SO YOU JUST HAVE TO PRETEND.

456
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,988
AND YOU JUST KNOW
THAT YOUR REAL DAD

457
00:20:07,988 --> 00:20:10,948
IS GONNA BE RIGHT OVER THERE
THE WHOLE TIME.

458
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,428
- PROMISE?
- PROMISE.

459
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:15,387
GO AHEAD. GO.

460
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:20,610
AND THAT'’S WHAT YOU CALL CHEMISTRY.

461
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,570
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
LET'’S SHOOT THIS.

462
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,398
READY, AND...

463
00:20:26,398 --> 00:20:28,226
ACTION!

464
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:34,145
WOW!
THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS...

465
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:35,581
FOR BOTH OF US!

466
00:20:35,581 --> 00:20:39,324
THANKS, STINKY BUTT.
NO MORE TANGLES!