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OOH. OOH.
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YOU GOT ENOUGH?
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NOPE.
I CAN STILL SEE PANCAKE.
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I'M RUNNING LATE.
HIT ME, JOE.
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OH, ATTABOY.
I CAN'T SEE PANCAKE.
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DAD, TURN ON {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE.
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SHE'S TOTALLY TRASHING YOU
ON HER SHOW.
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OH, AGAIN?
OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY.
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- YEAH.
- RECORD IT.
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LOVE YOU GUYS.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU
WHO DON'T KNOW,
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LAST YEAR, WHEN I WAS
9 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT...
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I DID AN EPISODE
OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN.
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MARCUS, CAN WE
DO THAT SCENE AGAIN?
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I REALLY WANT TO NAIL
THAT JOKE.
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WHY ARE MY SHOES WET?
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UH-
WHITNEY, DID YOUR WATER BREAK?
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WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID
OF A LITTLE BIT OF WATER?
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COME ON,
LET'S SHOOT THIS THING.
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BUT WHEN I ASKED MR. HOBBS
TO RETURN THE FAVOR,
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THIS IS WHAT I GOT.
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DONNIE,
PLAY THE PHONE CALL.
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OH, HEY, WHITNEY.
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DAVID HOBBS.
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I'M REALLY UNDER THE WEATHER.
GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL.
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REALLY LOVE THE SHOW THOUGH.
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BIG LAUGHS.
I GOTTA GO.
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BUT NO MORE
THAN AN HOUR LATER,
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SOMEBODY EMAILED ME THIS.
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APPARENTLY, THE WEATHER
HE WAS UNDER
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WAS 75 AND SUNNY.
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AND NO WIND.
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IT WAS NOT ONLY
A PERFECT GOLF DAY,
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IT WAS A PERFECT HAIR DAY.
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SO AS IS OUR WEEKLY CUSTOM,
IT'S TIME FOR...
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all: WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING?
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WE GOT A SIGHTING, WHITNEY.
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WHAT IS DAVID SWIMMING IN?
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A POOL OF LIES?
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DAVID, WHATEVER YOU DO,
DO NOT TURN ON {\an8}WHIT--
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TOO LATE.
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I FAILED YOU.
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MY PHONE IS BLOWING UP.
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ALL MY FRIENDS
THINK THIS IS HYSTERICAL.
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CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME
WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS?
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COME ON, WHITNEY HAD YOU
HIDING AS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
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IT WAS HILARIOUS.
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WELL, GUESS WHAT
KIND OF MOOD I'M IN?
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WHITNEY GIBBONS
IS FEELING A WEE BIT...
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all: FEISTY!
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YEP.
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AND SINCE NEXT WEEK'S
FAMILY WEEK,
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IT'S TIME TO GIVE
DAVID HOBBS
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A CHANCE TO COME OUT
OF HIDING
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AND APPEAR ON THIS SHOW.
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DONNIE, RING HIM UP.
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OMG! THAT'S HER.
CAN I ANSWER, PLEASE?
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DADDY, PLEASE?
- NO, NO, NO.
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I HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS
FOR "WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING?"
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I-I UNDERSTAND, JUST
GIVE ME THE PHONE, SWEETHEART.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HOBBS IS DONE HIDING.
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I'M GONNA GO ON HER SHOW
AND STOP AMERICA
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FROM LAUGHING
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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HELLO.
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WHITNEY.
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WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE.
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YEAH, I--OH, I WOULD LOVE
TO COME AND DO YOUR SHOW.
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YEAH--
NO, I WILL NOT GET SICK AGAIN.
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I--NOTHING WILL STOP ME
FROM DOING YOUR SHOW.
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I PROMISE.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
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I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
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WOW, YOU ARE BURNING UP.
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I HAVE TO SNEEZE.
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DAVID!
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IS THAT COMING FROM ME?
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SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
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GO! GO! GO!
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EVERYBODY
INSIDE THE HOUSE.
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THE DOCTOR SAYS
YOU'RE VERY CONTAGIOUS,
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SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR GERMS
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INSIDE YOUR BODIES
AT ALL TIMES.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU NEED LOTS OF REST
AND PLENTY OF FLUIDS.
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I'M NOT THIRSTY, DAD.
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YOU NEED TO KEEP HYDRATED
BECAUSE--
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JOE, I AM YOUR FATHER.
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DAD, PLEASE TELL ME
I WAS HALLUCINATING
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WHEN I HEARD YOU TELL EVERYBODY
IN THE WAITING ROOM
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THE STORY
ABOUT MY MONSTER PIMPLE
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MY FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL?
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EMILY, THAT PUNCH LINE
OF MINE KILLED.
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"YOUR PIMPLE WAS SO BIG,
IT HAD ITS OWN ZIT CODE."
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MY EARS MUST BE CLOGGED,
BECAUSE I COULD'VE SWORN
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YOU JUST MADE
A "ZIT CODE" JOKE.
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MY EARS ARE CLOGGED TOO,
AND MY HEAD HURTS.
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ME TOO!
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THOSE ARE SOME
OF THE SYMPTOMS.
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THE DOCTOR SAID YOU HAVE
THE CANADIAN MOOSE FLU.
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I KNOW IT SOUNDS FUNNY,
BUT IT'S VERY SERIOUS.
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HENCE THE NAME
"MOOSE FLU."
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ACTUALLY,
IT IS KIND OF FUNNY.
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LISTEN, THE DOCTOR
TOLD YOU GUYS TO GO LIKE THIS
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TO CLEAR YOUR EARS.
LOOK AT ME.
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IT'S WORKING.
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OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
NOW LISTEN--
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THERE WE GO. NICE.
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EVERYBODY,
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS
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AND WAIT FOR YOUR MOM
TO COME
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SO SHE CAN TAKE OVER,
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BECAUSE I CANNOT GET SICK
FOR THE {\an8}WHITNEY SHOW.
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COME ON.
YEAH! COME ON!
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MOVE ALONG NOW, DOGGIES!
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COME ON!
HEAD NORTH!
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THERE YOU GO.
HA!
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LITTLE ONE, DON'T GET LOST
FROM THE HERD.
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THERE YOU GO.
YAH! GET UP.
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OH, HEY. KEVIN.
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OH, HEY, DAVID.
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YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.
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- OH--
- GET AWAY FROM ME!
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N-NO, DON'T--
DON'T WORRY.
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I'M JUST FINISHING MAKING UP
MY GRANDFATHER'S
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HOLISTIC IMMUNITY BOOSTER.
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ONE SWIG OF THIS
AND THERE'S A CHANCE
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THAT YOU AND I
COULD LIVE FOREVER--
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OR DIE IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS,
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AND HONESTLY,
I'M GOOD EITHER WAY.
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HONEY, I'M HOME.
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YOU'RE OFF DUTY.
JUST--JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
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- OH. OH, AMY.
- WHAT? WHAT?
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WHAT? WHAT?
- AMY--OH--OH, GREAT.
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OH, NO.
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YOU'VE GOT THE MOOSE FLU.
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OH, NO, NO.
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THE DOCTOR SAYS
I HAVE THE MOOSE FLU!
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OKAY.
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ALL RIGHTY, COME ON.
YOU'RE NO GOOD TO ME.
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UPSTAIRS.
- WHAT?
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UPSTAIRS WITH YOU, BULLWINKLE.
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WHAT?
I CAN'T--
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AS MOST OF YOU KNOW,
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DAVID HOBBS HAS PROMISED
TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW.
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DO YOU THINK
HE'S GONNA MAKE IT, DONNIE?
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- NOPE.
- PIPE DOWN, DONNIE.
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THIS IS MY SHOW.
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BUT I DON'T DISAGREE
WITH YOU.
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SO UNTIL DAVID HOBBS
SHOWS HIS PRETTY FACE
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RIGHT HERE IN THIS STUDIO,
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THE QUESTION STILL REMAINS.
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WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING?
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DAD, THAT'S US.
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I KNOW THAT!
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WHERE'S OUR ORANGE JUICE?
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COMING RIGHT OUT.
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TOO SLOW.
HIT HIM AGAIN.
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- HONEY, THAT'S ME.
- I KNOW!
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WHERE ARE MY FUZZY SOCKS?
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IN THE WARMER.
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COMING UP.
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HEADS UP!
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OH, GOOD.
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FOOD.
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AH, PAT! YES.
NICE AND FAST.
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ATTABOY.
- YEAH, NO PROBLEM, MR. HOBBS.
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FOUR CHICKEN NOODLE SOUPS.
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AND SORRY, JOE.
WE'RE OUT OF PEANUTS.
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PAH!
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DAD, DID YOU TELL HIM
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THE "NUT STUCK UP MY NOSE"
STORY?
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JOE, I'LL TELL YOU
THE SAME THING
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I TOLD YOUR SISTER YES.
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LAUGH IT UP, JANIE.
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I AM SURE HE'S TELLING STORIES
ABOUT YOU TOO.
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ME? I'M SIX.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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OTEKA SWEDISH FURNITURE?
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23 MEATBALLS?
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YOUR LITTLE SIT-DOWN
WITH THE DISPLAY TOILET?
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WHO DID YOU TELL?
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COME ON, GUYS.
THESE ARE GREAT STORIES.
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AND SINCE I'M HOME A LOT,
YOU'RE MY NEW GO-TO.
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AND WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT PAT
AND A COUPLE OF MOMS
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AND THOSE CLOWNS
AT THE TRAMPOLINE PLACE THINK?
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YOU TOLD
BOUNCE-O AND FLIP FLOP?
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THEY'RE CLOWNS!
WHO ARE THEY GONNA TELL?
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DAD, THEY CARPOOL
WITH 18 OTHER GUYS.
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YOU GUYS, YOU GOTTA LEARN
TO LAUGH AT YOURSELVES.
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OH.
ALL RIGHT.
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DAVID, I GOT THOSE JOKES
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YOU WANTED
FOR {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?
- YEAH.
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AFTER YOU TELL
EMILY'S ZIT STORY,
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YOU CLOSE WITH,
"YOU KNOW WHY THEY CAN'T
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KEEP EMILY IN PRISON?"
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- WHY?
- SHE KEEPS BREAKING OUT.
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- OH!
- SEE?
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GOOD ONE.
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GUYS.
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IF EVERYONE AT SCHOOL HEARS
THESE STORIES, WE'RE DONE.
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SO AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE
TO MEET WHITNEY,
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WE HAVE TO STOP DAD
FROM GOING ON HER SHOW.
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HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT?
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WE GIVE HIM THE MOOSE.
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"MY DAUGHTER
JANIE TELLS ME
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"MEATBALLS USED TO BE
THE NUMBER ONE REASON
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"TO GO TO OTEKA.
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NOW IT'S NUMBER TWO."
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THERE WE GO.
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LET'S TAKE HIM DOWN.
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OKAY, I GOT ONE.
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BLESS YOU.
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DAD!
MY NECK HURTS.
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WILL YOU COME
FLUFF MY PILLOW?
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OF COURSE.
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DADDY, WILL YOU READ ME
A STORY?
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I WOULD LOVE TO.
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"AND THE MOMMY SWAN
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"WANTED TO TEACH
THE BABY SWANS TO SWIM.
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SO SHE SHOOK THEM OFF
AND SWAM AWAY."
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OVER.
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I'M OVER THIS. OVER.
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COPY THAT.
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HEY, DAVID.
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OH.
KEVIN, YOU LOOK GREAT.
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OH, YEAH.
PAPA'S POTION.
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I FEEL
LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
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NO, I MEAN YOUR HAIR.
IT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
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OH, THIS?
YEAH.
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JUST A FORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT
OF PAPA'S REMEDY.
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MAYBE I SHOULD TRY
SOME OF YOUR PAPA'S POTION.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
COMING--COMING RIGHT UP.
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JUST GOTTA GET IT GOING.
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YOU GOTTA GET WHAT GOING?
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OH, MY ARMS DON'T MOVE.
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JUST ANOTHER TINY SIDE EFFECT.
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GRAB IT.
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AND GRAB IT,
GRAB IT, GRAB IT.
238
00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:15,979
I CAN MAKE IT HESITATE
AT THE TOP, OKAY?
239
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,372
AND GRAB IT.
240
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OKAY.
241
00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:21,506
THIS IS POINTLESS.
242
00:11:21,636 --> 00:11:23,290
NOTHING IS GETTING DAD SICK.
243
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:26,990
I THINK I'M GETTING A ZIT
JUST STRESSING OUT ABOUT IT.
244
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,470
I'M GOING TO TURN THIS
INTO A POSITIVE
245
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:33,126
AND BECOME THE BEST
NOSE-NUT-BLOWER IN THE WORLD.
246
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:36,129
I JUST HAD TO EAT
THAT LAST MEATBALL.
247
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,963
HI.
I'M WHITNEY GIBBONS.
248
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,922
I JUST STOPPED BY
TO CHAT WITH YOUR DAD
249
00:11:46,052 --> 00:11:47,619
ABOUT BEING ON THE SHOW.
250
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,925
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE STANDING IN OUR DOOR.
251
00:11:49,055 --> 00:11:50,796
OH, PLEASE, COME IN.
PLEASE, COME IN.
252
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,711
I'M EMILY.
253
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,321
MY FRIENDS AND I
WATCH YOUR SHOW.
254
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,106
WE ALL WEAR YOUR PERFUME--
FEISTY.
255
00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:59,587
"SPRITZ ME ONCE,
SHAME ON YOU.
256
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:04,027
SPRITZ ME TWICE,
FEISTY."
257
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,028
MY FRIENDS AND I
DO THAT ALL THE TIME,
258
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,507
BUT YOU DO IT
SO MUCH BETTER.
259
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,857
I DO, DON'T I?
260
00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:09,772
I DO.
- YEAH.
261
00:12:09,902 --> 00:12:10,816
I'M JOE.
262
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,036
I THINK YOUR DJ, DONNIE,
IS WAY COOL.
263
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,257
I'M JANIE.
I POOPED IN A FAKE TOILET.
264
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,085
JANIE!
265
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:23,350
SHE'S GONNA FIND OUT ANYWAY.
MIGHT AS WELL OWN IT.
266
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,483
SHE'S JUST SAYING THAT
BECAUSE WE'RE PRETTY SURE
267
00:12:25,613 --> 00:12:26,745
OUR DAD'S GOING TO TELL
EMBARRASSING STORIES
268
00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,094
ABOUT US ON YOUR SHOW.
269
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,053
WELL,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
270
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,663
IF YOU MAKE SURE
YOUR DAD SHOWS UP,
271
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,579
I'LL MAKE SURE
THAT HE BEHAVES HIMSELF.
272
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,711
TRUST ME, I'VE HANDLED
PLENTY OF GUESTS
273
00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:37,800
WITH EGOS BIGGER
THAN YOUR FATHER.
274
00:12:39,018 --> 00:12:41,412
I HAVE AN EGO
BIGGER THAN YOUR FATHER.
275
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,197
I'M WHITNEY GIBBONS.
276
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,070
SHE {\an8}IS FEISTY.
277
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,465
BRING IT IN.
278
00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:54,599
SO WHAT ARE YOU KIDS
DOING INSIDE
279
00:12:54,729 --> 00:12:57,950
ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY?
280
00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:01,649
WE'RE ALL SICK.
281
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,870
LIKE YOU GOT A COLD?
282
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:08,004
LIKE YOU GOT THE SNIFFLES
OR SOMETHING?
283
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:12,356
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU AIN'T
HUGGING ME WITH THE MOOSE FLU.
284
00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:14,010
TELL ME YOU WERE NOT HUGGING ME
WITH THE MOOSE FLU!
285
00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,839
YOU DO NOT
HAVE THE MOOSE FLU!
286
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,105
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
287
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:27,110
IT'S {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE!
288
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,679
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.
289
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,812
OH! HEY.
A PERFUME FOR YOU.
290
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,205
ALL RIGHT.
291
00:13:35,335 --> 00:13:38,469
SOME SALTS FOR YOU. OKAY.
292
00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:41,037
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER SINCE
I TOOK KEVIN'S HOME REMEDY.
293
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,866
OH, YEAH.
WHITNEY!
294
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,434
WELCOME, EVERYONE.
295
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,175
I HOPE YOU'RE ALL
FEELING GREAT,
296
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:52,744
BECAUSE I'M FEELING...
all: FEISTY!
297
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,400
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
FOR YOU.
298
00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:58,532
WHAT BETTER WAY
TO CAP OFF FAMILY WEEK
299
00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,839
THAN WITH TODAY'S
300
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,581
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD...
301
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:06,366
DAVID HOBBS.
302
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,457
HEY!
STOP MANHANDLING DAVID.
303
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:13,330
HE REQUIRES A DELICATE TOUCH.
GIVE ME THAT!
304
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,288
JUST PUT IT--PUT IT--
PUT IT THERE.
305
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,900
GO.
306
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:20,250
OKAY, OKAY.
WAIT FOR IT.
307
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,425
OH, JUST GIVE ME THAT.
308
00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:23,079
AH.
309
00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:25,559
MAN, YOU'RE LIKE
THE INCREDIBLE, INFLATABLE MAN
310
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,475
AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP.
311
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,913
ALSO WITH US TODAY,
DR. TIMOTHY BARTON.
312
00:14:39,051 --> 00:14:42,750
WHOA. SOUNDS LIKE MY STOMACH'S
BEING A LITTLE FEISTY TOO.
313
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,582
SHE'S GOT THE MOOSE.
314
00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,241
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY EARS?
315
00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:13,520
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
316
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,092
ARE YOU OKAY?
317
00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:24,140
OH!
318
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,403
WELL, HEY, FOLKS.
GOT, UH--
319
00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:30,015
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
320
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,886
THANK YOU.
GOT A LITTLE BIT OF BAD NEWS.
321
00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:35,455
WHITNEY IS UNDER
THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW.
322
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:39,894
EITHER THAT OR SHE'S
PLAYING 18 AT PEBBLE BEACH.
323
00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,158
OKAY,
SO HERE'S THE THING.
324
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:43,811
SHE WAS THERE FOR ME
ON MY SHOW.
325
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,291
AND THE LEAST I CAN DO
326
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:48,033
IS BE HERE FOR HER
ON HER SHOW, RIGHT?
327
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,992
SO GUESS WHAT, FOLKS?
328
00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:51,515
I'M FEELING A LITTLE BIT...
329
00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:53,691
all: FEISTY!
- OKAY.
330
00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:57,260
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BRING OUT
OUR FIRST GUEST, OKAY?
331
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,566
HE'S A FAMILY COUNSELOR
WHO'S GOT A NEW--
332
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,526
OH, MAN--BOOK.
333
00:16:02,656 --> 00:16:05,790
SO LET'S WELCOME
DR. TIMOTHY BARTON, EVERYBODY.
334
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,401
HEY.
- HEY, DAVID, HOW ARE YOU?
335
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,924
DR. TIMOTHY,
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
336
00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,623
SO WHAT--WHY DON'T YOU TELL US
WHAT YOUR BOOK IS ABOUT?
337
00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:14,973
{\an8}LET'S TALK FAMILY.
338
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,757
SURE.
IT'S ABOUT TEACHING PARENTS
339
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,194
HOW TO BEST GUIDE
THEIR CHILDREN
340
00:16:18,324 --> 00:16:19,891
THROUGH THOSE
DIFFICULT TEENAGE ISSUES,
341
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,632
LIKE BODY IMAGE OR ACNE.
342
00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:23,982
A LOT OF US PARENTS
TEND TO SEE THINGS
343
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,637
FROM OUR OWN PERSPECTIVE.
344
00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,555
SPEAKING OF ACNE, TIM,
MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER
345
00:16:31,685 --> 00:16:34,036
ONCE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
WITH A PIMPLE SO BIG,
346
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,212
IT COULD'VE HAD
ITS OWN ZITCOM.
347
00:16:42,783 --> 00:16:44,307
BUT WHAT PARENTS
NEED TO REMEMBER
348
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,048
IS IT'S JUST AS IMPORTANT
TO SEE THINGS
349
00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:47,527
THROUGH THEIR CHILDREN'S EYES.
350
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,051
IT COULD'VE HAD
ITS OWN ZITCOM!
351
00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:51,792
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
352
00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,886
DAVID?
353
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,062
DAVID?
354
00:17:00,192 --> 00:17:01,541
YEAH, WHAT?
355
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,935
UH, I WAS TOLD THAT YOU
HAD A TEENAGE DAUGHTER.
356
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,632
I WOULD THINK
THAT YOU WOULD HAVE STORIES.
357
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:11,073
YOU WOULD THINK, BUT...
358
00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:13,162
I DON'T.
359
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:16,426
MY DAUGHTER HAS
A BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION,
360
00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:18,689
JUST LIKE ME.
361
00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:20,995
WELL, YOU HAVE A YOUNG SON.
I KNOW MINE DRIVES ME NUTS.
362
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:23,346
"NUTS"?
363
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,870
WHAT'S WITH THE NUTS, TIM?
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S NUTS?
364
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,003
HAVING A 300-PAGE BOOK
WITH NO PICTURES IN IT.
365
00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,180
THAT'S WHAT'S NUTS.
366
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,486
AND WE ARE OUT OF TIME.
- WHAT?
367
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,966
BUT WHITNEY PROMISED ME
A FULL SEGMENT.
368
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,228
YEAH, I KNOW, I'M FEELING
A LITTLE FEISTY TODAY,
369
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,708
DR. BARTON,
SO LET'S PACK IT UP, OKAY?
370
00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,013
COME ON, HERE WE GO.
- OH.
371
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,929
AND AMERICA,
YOU'RE WELCOME.
372
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,757
- WHOO!
- OKAY.
373
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:49,067
SO, UH, OUR NEXT GUEST,
UH, HAS SOME IDEAS
374
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,548
ABOUT HOW TO REFURNISH
YOUR KID'S ROOM ON A BUDGET.
375
00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:54,986
SO IF YOU'LL PLEASE WELCOME
OTEKA SWEDISH FURNITURE REP--
376
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,162
ARE YOU KIDDING ME,
REALLY?
377
00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:00,426
HOW ABOUT THIS, FOLKS?
NO MORE GUESTS.
378
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,299
JUST ME FOR
THE NEXT 40-SOMETHING MINUTES.
379
00:18:03,429 --> 00:18:06,476
HOW'S THAT, OKAY?
AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
380
00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:10,567
OKAY, IT'S
381
00:18:10,697 --> 00:18:13,874
FAMILY WEEK.
382
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,920
DONNIE, YOU GOT ANY FAMILY?
383
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:19,793
- NOPE.
- OKAY, THANKS.
384
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,143
OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.
385
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:23,928
YOU ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR HAIR
AGAINST THE COWLICK,
386
00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:26,887
YOU WANT TO GO INTO IT.
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT.
387
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:30,413
AND THEN, ONCE IT'S SET,
YOU SPRAY A FINE MIST
388
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,503
AND YOU JUST WALK INTO IT.
389
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:36,680
OKAY?
390
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,726
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR NAME
IS ALSO DAVID.
391
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,859
SO DONNIE, HOW DO YOU
WORK THIS THING?
392
00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:45,732
DUDE, DUDE, DUDE.
393
00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:48,387
25 SECONDS.
394
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,910
THAT'S MY PERSONAL BEST, EVERYBODY.
395
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,611
SO WHEN I FINALLY
GOT TO HOLLYWOOD--
396
00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:55,612
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
397
00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:58,310
DUDE!
398
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,444
NOW HERE'S
THE DOUBLE TAKE.
399
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,318
NOW A LITTLE BIT
OF ADVANCED ACTING.
400
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,582
DOUBLE TAKE
WITH A "YOU GOT ME."
401
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,939
♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY,
FAMILY WEEK ♪
402
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,551
♪ FAMILY WEEK
403
00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:24,902
♪ FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK,
FAMILY WEEK ♪
404
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:27,383
♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY,
FAMILY WEEK ♪
405
00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,907
♪ FAMILY WEEK
406
00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:32,083
THANKS, DADDY.
407
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,563
AS PAINFUL
AS THAT WAS TO WATCH,
408
00:19:33,693 --> 00:19:34,694
I'M SURE
IT WAS WORSE FOR YOU.
409
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,348
- OH.
- HMM.
410
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,132
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
DAVID HOBBS.
411
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:41,135
A LOUSY SINGER,
BUT A GOOD MAN.
412
00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:42,267
HMM, COME HERE.
413
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:45,314
WE CAN HUG LATER.
414
00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:47,141
I GOT TO TELL YOU,
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GLAD
415
00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,708
I DIDN'T TELL
THOSE STORIES,
416
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,710
BECAUSE THOSE
ARE OUR STORIES.
417
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,146
MM-HMM.
418
00:19:52,277 --> 00:19:53,278
THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM
SO SPECIAL.
419
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,238
I JUST HOPE THAT ONE DAY
YOU CAN TELL ME
420
00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:57,978
EMBARRASSING STORIES
ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS.
421
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,372
- WOW.
- HEY.
422
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,681
THAT FIRST WAVE OF THE MOOSE
IS BRUTAL.
423
00:20:04,811 --> 00:20:07,336
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
424
00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:09,381
DAVID, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR FILLING IN.
425
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,209
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
- OH, YEAH--NO, YEAH.
426
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,211
I JUST WISH I COULD'VE BEEN
A BETTER HOST.
427
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,517
OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
428
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,388
YEAH, WHEN I--WHEN I LEFT,
WE WENT TO A REPEAT.
429
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,216
SO THANKS FOR THE FOOTAGE.
430
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:21,263
IT'S GONNA PLAY GREAT.
431
00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:22,786
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S GONNA PLAY GREAT?
432
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,007
♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY,
FAMILY WEEK ♪
433
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,009
♪ FAMILY WEEK
434
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,403
♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY,
FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪
435
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,405
♪ FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK
436
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,928
♪ FAMILY, FAMILY,
FAMILY, FAMILY ♪
437
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,452
♪ FAMILY WEEK
438
00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:38,889
♪ FAMILY WEEK,
FAMILY WEEK ♪
439
00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:42,327
♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY,
FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪