1 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:17,799 OOH. OOH. 2 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,279 YOU GOT ENOUGH? 3 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:22,761 NOPE. I CAN STILL SEE PANCAKE. 4 00:00:22,891 --> 00:00:26,286 I'M RUNNING LATE. HIT ME, JOE. 5 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:29,985 OH, ATTABOY. I CAN'T SEE PANCAKE. 6 00:00:30,116 --> 00:00:31,683 DAD, TURN ON {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE. 7 00:00:31,813 --> 00:00:33,511 SHE'S TOTALLY TRASHING YOU ON HER SHOW. 8 00:00:33,641 --> 00:00:35,904 OH, AGAIN? OH, HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. 9 00:00:36,035 --> 00:00:36,992 - YEAH. - [whispers] RECORD IT. 10 00:00:37,123 --> 00:00:38,298 LOVE YOU GUYS. 11 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,344 [sighs] FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW, 12 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:43,477 LAST YEAR, WHEN I WAS 9 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT... 13 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:44,957 [laughter] 14 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,220 I DID AN EPISODE OF {\an8}SEE DAD RUN. 15 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:48,221 MARCUS, CAN WE DO THAT SCENE AGAIN? 16 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:51,137 I REALLY WANT TO NAIL THAT JOKE. 17 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:53,574 WHY ARE MY SHOES WET? 18 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:56,186 UH--[clears throat] WHITNEY, DID YOUR WATER BREAK? 19 00:00:56,316 --> 00:00:57,100 WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE BIT OF WATER? 20 00:00:57,230 --> 00:01:01,452 COME ON, LET'S SHOOT THIS THING. 21 00:01:01,582 --> 00:01:04,324 BUT WHEN I ASKED MR. HOBBS TO RETURN THE FAVOR, 22 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:05,369 THIS IS WHAT I GOT. 23 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:08,023 DONNIE, PLAY THE PHONE CALL. 24 00:01:08,154 --> 00:01:10,896 [coughs] OH, HEY, WHITNEY. 25 00:01:11,026 --> 00:01:14,943 DAVID HOBBS. [coughs] 26 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:18,295 I'M REALLY UNDER THE WEATHER. GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL. 27 00:01:18,425 --> 00:01:20,297 [coughs] REALLY LOVE THE SHOW THOUGH. 28 00:01:20,427 --> 00:01:21,646 BIG LAUGHS. I GOTTA GO. 29 00:01:21,776 --> 00:01:23,169 [coughs] 30 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,997 BUT NO MORE THAN AN HOUR LATER, 31 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,825 SOMEBODY EMAILED ME THIS. 32 00:01:26,955 --> 00:01:29,828 [audience ohs] 33 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:31,090 APPARENTLY, THE WEATHER HE WAS UNDER 34 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:33,658 WAS 75 AND SUNNY. 35 00:01:33,788 --> 00:01:36,008 [audience boos] 36 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,315 AND NO WIND. 37 00:01:38,445 --> 00:01:39,881 IT WAS NOT ONLY A PERFECT GOLF DAY, 38 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,927 IT WAS A PERFECT HAIR DAY. 39 00:01:42,057 --> 00:01:45,713 SO AS IS OUR WEEKLY CUSTOM, IT'S TIME FOR... 40 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:47,889 all: WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING? 41 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:49,978 [laughs] 42 00:01:50,109 --> 00:01:51,850 WE GOT A SIGHTING, WHITNEY. 43 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:54,374 WHAT IS DAVID SWIMMING IN? 44 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:56,550 A POOL OF LIES? [door slams] 45 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,378 DAVID, WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TURN ON {\an8}WHIT-- 46 00:01:58,509 --> 00:01:59,684 TOO LATE. 47 00:01:59,814 --> 00:02:01,468 I FAILED YOU. 48 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,818 MY PHONE IS BLOWING UP. 49 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:06,081 ALL MY FRIENDS THINK THIS IS HYSTERICAL. 50 00:02:06,212 --> 00:02:08,301 CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS? 51 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,912 COME ON, WHITNEY HAD YOU HIDING AS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. 52 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:14,046 IT WAS HILARIOUS. 53 00:02:16,396 --> 00:02:17,876 WELL, GUESS WHAT KIND OF MOOD I'M IN? 54 00:02:18,006 --> 00:02:20,487 WHITNEY GIBBONS IS FEELING A WEE BIT... 55 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,576 all: FEISTY! 56 00:02:22,707 --> 00:02:23,490 [laughs] 57 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:24,926 YEP. 58 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,667 AND SINCE NEXT WEEK'S FAMILY WEEK, 59 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,147 IT'S TIME TO GIVE DAVID HOBBS 60 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:30,018 A CHANCE TO COME OUT OF HIDING 61 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:31,759 AND APPEAR ON THIS SHOW. 62 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:34,545 DONNIE, RING HIM UP. 63 00:02:34,675 --> 00:02:35,807 [cell phone rings] 64 00:02:35,937 --> 00:02:37,287 OMG! THAT'S HER. CAN I ANSWER, PLEASE? 65 00:02:37,417 --> 00:02:38,853 DADDY, PLEASE? - NO, NO, NO. 66 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:40,594 I HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR "WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING?" 67 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:42,248 I-I UNDERSTAND, JUST GIVE ME THE PHONE, SWEETHEART. 68 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,555 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HOBBS IS DONE HIDING. 69 00:02:44,685 --> 00:02:46,861 I'M GONNA GO ON HER SHOW AND STOP AMERICA 70 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:50,169 FROM LAUGHING ONCE AND FOR ALL. 71 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:53,520 HELLO. 72 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:54,826 WHITNEY. 73 00:02:54,956 --> 00:02:58,873 WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE. 74 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:02,312 YEAH, I--OH, I WOULD LOVE TO COME AND DO YOUR SHOW. 75 00:03:02,442 --> 00:03:05,271 YEAH-- NO, I WILL NOT GET SICK AGAIN. 76 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,839 I--NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM DOING YOUR SHOW. 77 00:03:07,969 --> 00:03:08,970 I PROMISE. 78 00:03:09,101 --> 00:03:11,277 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 79 00:03:11,408 --> 00:03:15,107 I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 80 00:03:15,238 --> 00:03:17,152 WOW, YOU ARE BURNING UP. 81 00:03:17,283 --> 00:03:19,590 I HAVE TO SNEEZE. 82 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,026 [breathing heavily] 83 00:03:21,156 --> 00:03:22,201 [sneezes] 84 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:25,335 [distorted] DAVID! 85 00:03:26,945 --> 00:03:29,513 [stomach gurgles] 86 00:03:32,298 --> 00:03:35,519 IS THAT COMING FROM ME? 87 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:36,607 SHE'S GONNA BLOW! 88 00:03:36,737 --> 00:03:39,523 GO! GO! GO! 89 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,526 [upbeat music] 90 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:50,360 ♪ 91 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,502 EVERYBODY INSIDE THE HOUSE. 92 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:04,722 THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU'RE VERY CONTAGIOUS, 93 00:04:04,852 --> 00:04:07,202 SO PLEASE KEEP YOUR GERMS 94 00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:08,726 INSIDE YOUR BODIES AT ALL TIMES. 95 00:04:08,856 --> 00:04:10,510 THANK YOU. 96 00:04:10,641 --> 00:04:13,513 YOU NEED LOTS OF REST AND PLENTY OF FLUIDS. 97 00:04:13,644 --> 00:04:15,559 I'M NOT THIRSTY, DAD. 98 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,822 YOU NEED TO KEEP HYDRATED BECAUSE-- 99 00:04:17,952 --> 00:04:19,519 [breathes heavily] 100 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:24,132 [as Darth Vader] JOE, I AM YOUR FATHER. 101 00:04:24,263 --> 00:04:26,918 DAD, PLEASE TELL ME I WAS HALLUCINATING 102 00:04:27,048 --> 00:04:28,441 WHEN I HEARD YOU TELL EVERYBODY IN THE WAITING ROOM 103 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:30,313 THE STORY ABOUT MY MONSTER PIMPLE 104 00:04:30,443 --> 00:04:31,444 MY FIRST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL? 105 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,707 EMILY, THAT PUNCH LINE OF MINE KILLED. 106 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,666 "YOUR PIMPLE WAS SO BIG, IT HAD ITS OWN ZIT CODE." 107 00:04:35,796 --> 00:04:38,582 [laughs] 108 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,279 MY EARS MUST BE CLOGGED, BECAUSE I COULD'VE SWORN 109 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:43,630 YOU JUST MADE A "ZIT CODE" JOKE. 110 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:47,939 MY EARS ARE CLOGGED TOO, AND MY HEAD HURTS. 111 00:04:48,069 --> 00:04:51,377 [shouts] ME TOO! 112 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:52,813 THOSE ARE SOME OF THE SYMPTOMS. 113 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:55,860 THE DOCTOR SAID YOU HAVE THE CANADIAN MOOSE FLU. 114 00:04:55,990 --> 00:04:58,819 I KNOW IT SOUNDS FUNNY, BUT IT'S VERY SERIOUS. 115 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:03,433 [braying] 116 00:05:03,563 --> 00:05:05,217 HENCE THE NAME "MOOSE FLU." 117 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,828 ACTUALLY, IT IS KIND OF FUNNY. 118 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,395 LISTEN, THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU GUYS TO GO LIKE THIS 119 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:10,788 TO CLEAR YOUR EARS. LOOK AT ME. 120 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:15,445 IT'S WORKING. [braying] 121 00:05:15,575 --> 00:05:17,621 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. NOW LISTEN-- 122 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,753 [all braying] THERE WE GO. NICE. 123 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,668 EVERYBODY, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS 124 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:22,843 AND WAIT FOR YOUR MOM TO COME 125 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,367 SO SHE CAN TAKE OVER, 126 00:05:24,497 --> 00:05:25,063 BECAUSE I CANNOT GET SICK FOR THE {\an8}WHITNEY SHOW. 127 00:05:25,193 --> 00:05:26,543 COME ON. YEAH! COME ON! 128 00:05:26,673 --> 00:05:27,892 MOVE ALONG NOW, DOGGIES! 129 00:05:28,022 --> 00:05:28,980 COME ON! HEAD NORTH! 130 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:30,634 THERE YOU GO. HA! 131 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:31,417 LITTLE ONE, DON'T GET LOST FROM THE HERD. 132 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:32,940 THERE YOU GO. YAH! GET UP. 133 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:35,682 [sniffling] 134 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:36,988 OH, HEY. KEVIN. 135 00:05:37,118 --> 00:05:38,206 OH, HEY, DAVID. 136 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:39,643 YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 137 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,035 - OH-- - GET AWAY FROM ME! 138 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,428 N-NO, DON'T-- DON'T WORRY. 139 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,299 I'M JUST FINISHING MAKING UP MY GRANDFATHER'S 140 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,040 HOLISTIC IMMUNITY BOOSTER. 141 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:48,129 ONE SWIG OF THIS AND THERE'S A CHANCE 142 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,566 THAT YOU AND I COULD LIVE FOREVER-- 143 00:05:49,696 --> 00:05:51,132 OR DIE IN EACH OTHER'S ARMS, 144 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:55,398 AND HONESTLY, I'M GOOD EITHER WAY. 145 00:05:55,528 --> 00:05:59,314 [exhausted] HONEY, I'M HOME. 146 00:05:59,445 --> 00:06:03,231 YOU'RE OFF DUTY. JUST--JUST GIVE ME A SECOND. 147 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:06,017 - OH. OH, AMY. - WHAT? WHAT? 148 00:06:06,147 --> 00:06:07,975 WHAT? WHAT? - AMY--OH--OH, GREAT. 149 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,455 - [braying] - OH, NO. 150 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,022 YOU'VE GOT THE MOOSE FLU. 151 00:06:11,152 --> 00:06:12,110 OH, NO, NO. 152 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,590 THE DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE THE MOOSE FLU! 153 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:14,939 OKAY. 154 00:06:15,069 --> 00:06:16,288 ALL RIGHTY, COME ON. YOU'RE NO GOOD TO ME. 155 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,724 UPSTAIRS. - WHAT? 156 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:19,291 UPSTAIRS WITH YOU, BULLWINKLE. 157 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,249 WHAT? I CAN'T-- 158 00:06:23,469 --> 00:06:25,210 AS MOST OF YOU KNOW, 159 00:06:25,340 --> 00:06:27,691 DAVID HOBBS HAS PROMISED TO APPEAR ON THE SHOW. 160 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,040 DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT, DONNIE? 161 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:30,084 - NOPE. - PIPE DOWN, DONNIE. 162 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:32,609 THIS IS MY SHOW. 163 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:35,263 BUT I DON'T DISAGREE WITH YOU. 164 00:06:35,394 --> 00:06:38,397 SO UNTIL DAVID HOBBS SHOWS HIS PRETTY FACE 165 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:39,224 RIGHT HERE IN THIS STUDIO, 166 00:06:39,354 --> 00:06:41,879 THE QUESTION STILL REMAINS. 167 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:44,098 WHERE'S HOBBS HIDING? 168 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:45,578 [bell ringing] 169 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,102 DAD, THAT'S US. 170 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:49,582 I KNOW THAT! 171 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:50,975 WHERE'S OUR ORANGE JUICE? 172 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:53,456 COMING RIGHT OUT. 173 00:06:53,586 --> 00:06:55,327 TOO SLOW. HIT HIM AGAIN. 174 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,850 [bell ringing] 175 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,257 [electronic chiming] 176 00:07:12,387 --> 00:07:14,825 - HONEY, THAT'S ME. - I KNOW! 177 00:07:14,955 --> 00:07:16,696 WHERE ARE MY FUZZY SOCKS? 178 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:19,003 IN THE WARMER. 179 00:07:19,133 --> 00:07:22,572 COMING UP. 180 00:07:22,702 --> 00:07:25,270 HEADS UP! 181 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:26,271 [doorbell rings] OH, GOOD. 182 00:07:26,401 --> 00:07:27,402 FOOD. 183 00:07:27,533 --> 00:07:29,535 AH, PAT! YES. NICE AND FAST. 184 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,319 ATTABOY. - YEAH, NO PROBLEM, MR. HOBBS. 185 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,496 FOUR CHICKEN NOODLE SOUPS. 186 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:36,629 AND SORRY, JOE. WE'RE OUT OF PEANUTS. 187 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:39,502 PAH! [both laugh] 188 00:07:39,632 --> 00:07:41,416 DAD, DID YOU TELL HIM 189 00:07:41,547 --> 00:07:43,462 THE "NUT STUCK UP MY NOSE" STORY? 190 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:44,724 JOE, I'LL TELL YOU THE SAME THING 191 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:47,858 I TOLD YOUR SISTER ABOUT HER ZIT STORY: YES. 192 00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:49,250 LAUGH IT UP, JANIE. 193 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,862 I AM SURE HE'S TELLING STORIES ABOUT YOU TOO. 194 00:07:51,992 --> 00:07:54,517 ME? I'M SIX. WHAT HAVE I DONE? 195 00:07:54,647 --> 00:07:57,998 OTEKA SWEDISH FURNITURE? 196 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,217 23 MEATBALLS? 197 00:07:59,347 --> 00:08:02,133 YOUR LITTLE SIT-DOWN WITH THE DISPLAY TOILET? 198 00:08:02,263 --> 00:08:07,878 [serious] WHO DID YOU TELL? 199 00:08:08,008 --> 00:08:11,316 COME ON, GUYS. THESE ARE GREAT STORIES. 200 00:08:11,446 --> 00:08:14,058 AND SINCE I'M HOME A LOT, YOU'RE MY NEW GO-TO. 201 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,451 AND WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT PAT AND A COUPLE OF MOMS 202 00:08:16,582 --> 00:08:19,977 AND THOSE CLOWNS AT THE TRAMPOLINE PLACE THINK? 203 00:08:20,107 --> 00:08:22,849 YOU TOLD BOUNCE-O AND FLIP FLOP? 204 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,896 THEY'RE CLOWNS! WHO ARE THEY GONNA TELL? 205 00:08:26,026 --> 00:08:30,944 DAD, THEY CARPOOL WITH 18 OTHER GUYS. 206 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:34,121 YOU GUYS, YOU GOTTA LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELVES. 207 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:35,383 OH. ALL RIGHT. 208 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:36,950 DAVID, I GOT THOSE JOKES 209 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,473 YOU WANTED FOR {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE. 210 00:08:38,604 --> 00:08:39,518 ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? - YEAH. 211 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,389 AFTER YOU TELL EMILY'S ZIT STORY, 212 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,740 YOU CLOSE WITH, "YOU KNOW WHY THEY CAN'T 213 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:45,176 KEEP EMILY IN PRISON?" 214 00:08:45,306 --> 00:08:46,699 - WHY? - SHE KEEPS BREAKING OUT. 215 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:47,961 - [laughs] OH! - SEE? 216 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:49,397 GOOD ONE. 217 00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,964 GUYS. 218 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:53,793 IF EVERYONE AT SCHOOL HEARS THESE STORIES, WE'RE DONE. 219 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,752 SO AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO MEET WHITNEY, 220 00:08:55,882 --> 00:08:58,015 WE HAVE TO STOP DAD FROM GOING ON HER SHOW. 221 00:08:58,145 --> 00:08:59,538 HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? 222 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:02,454 WE GIVE HIM THE MOOSE. 223 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:03,847 "MY DAUGHTER JANIE TELLS ME 224 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,239 "MEATBALLS USED TO BE THE NUMBER ONE REASON 225 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:06,501 "TO GO TO OTEKA. 226 00:09:06,632 --> 00:09:08,503 [laughs] NOW IT'S NUMBER TWO." 227 00:09:08,634 --> 00:09:11,332 [laughter] - THERE WE GO. 228 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:16,729 LET'S TAKE HIM DOWN. 229 00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,649 OKAY, I GOT ONE. 230 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,173 [sneezes] 231 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:29,263 BLESS YOU. 232 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:35,705 DAD! MY NECK HURTS. 233 00:09:35,835 --> 00:09:38,185 WILL YOU COME FLUFF MY PILLOW? 234 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,318 OF COURSE. 235 00:10:04,777 --> 00:10:07,345 DADDY, WILL YOU READ ME A STORY? 236 00:10:07,475 --> 00:10:09,739 I WOULD LOVE TO. 237 00:10:09,869 --> 00:10:11,958 "AND THE MOMMY SWAN 238 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:17,224 "WANTED TO TEACH THE BABY SWANS TO SWIM. 239 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:21,489 SO SHE SHOOK THEM OFF AND SWAM AWAY." 240 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,535 OVER. 241 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:28,061 I'M OVER THIS. OVER. 242 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,716 COPY THAT. 243 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,718 HEY, DAVID. 244 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,068 OH. KEVIN, YOU LOOK GREAT. 245 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,679 OH, YEAH. PAPA'S POTION. 246 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:38,202 I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. 247 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:42,467 NO, I MEAN YOUR HAIR. IT LOOKS FANTASTIC. 248 00:10:42,597 --> 00:10:45,818 OH, THIS? YEAH. 249 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:49,213 JUST A FORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT OF PAPA'S REMEDY. 250 00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:52,477 MAYBE I SHOULD TRY SOME OF YOUR PAPA'S POTION. 251 00:10:52,607 --> 00:10:54,435 OH, YEAH, YEAH. COMING--COMING RIGHT UP. 252 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,395 JUST GOTTA GET IT GOING. 253 00:10:57,525 --> 00:10:59,397 YOU GOTTA GET WHAT GOING? 254 00:10:59,527 --> 00:11:00,528 OH, MY ARMS DON'T MOVE. 255 00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:04,707 JUST ANOTHER TINY SIDE EFFECT. 256 00:11:04,837 --> 00:11:08,449 GRAB IT. 257 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,060 [exhales] 258 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:14,412 AND GRAB IT, GRAB IT, GRAB IT. 259 00:11:14,542 --> 00:11:15,979 I CAN MAKE IT HESITATE AT THE TOP, OKAY? 260 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,372 AND GRAB IT. 261 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,157 OKAY. 262 00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:21,506 THIS IS POINTLESS. 263 00:11:21,636 --> 00:11:23,290 NOTHING IS GETTING DAD SICK. 264 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:26,990 I THINK I'M GETTING A ZIT JUST STRESSING OUT ABOUT IT. 265 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,470 I'M GOING TO TURN THIS INTO A POSITIVE 266 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:33,126 AND BECOME THE BEST NOSE-NUT-BLOWER IN THE WORLD. 267 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:36,129 I JUST HAD TO EAT THAT LAST MEATBALL. 268 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,957 [doorbell rings] 269 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,963 HI. I'M WHITNEY GIBBONS. 270 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,922 I JUST STOPPED BY TO CHAT WITH YOUR DAD 271 00:11:46,052 --> 00:11:47,619 ABOUT BEING ON THE SHOW. 272 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,925 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STANDING IN OUR DOOR. 273 00:11:49,055 --> 00:11:50,796 OH, PLEASE, COME IN. PLEASE, COME IN. 274 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,711 [gasps] I'M EMILY. 275 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,321 MY FRIENDS AND I WATCH YOUR SHOW. 276 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,106 WE ALL WEAR YOUR PERFUME-- FEISTY. 277 00:11:56,236 --> 00:11:57,672 [giggles] 278 00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:59,587 "SPRITZ ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU. 279 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:04,027 SPRITZ ME TWICE, FEISTY." 280 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,028 MY FRIENDS AND I DO THAT ALL THE TIME, 281 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,507 BUT YOU DO IT SO MUCH BETTER. 282 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,857 I DO, DON'T I? 283 00:12:07,987 --> 00:12:09,772 I DO. - YEAH. 284 00:12:09,902 --> 00:12:10,816 I'M JOE. 285 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,036 I THINK YOUR DJ, DONNIE, IS WAY COOL. 286 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,257 I'M JANIE. I POOPED IN A FAKE TOILET. 287 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,085 JANIE! 288 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:23,350 SHE'S GONNA FIND OUT ANYWAY. MIGHT AS WELL OWN IT. 289 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,483 SHE'S JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE WE'RE PRETTY SURE 290 00:12:25,613 --> 00:12:26,745 OUR DAD'S GOING TO TELL EMBARRASSING STORIES 291 00:12:26,876 --> 00:12:28,094 ABOUT US ON YOUR SHOW. 292 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,053 WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 293 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,663 IF YOU MAKE SURE YOUR DAD SHOWS UP, 294 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:34,579 I'LL MAKE SURE THAT HE BEHAVES HIMSELF. 295 00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,711 TRUST ME, I'VE HANDLED PLENTY OF GUESTS 296 00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:37,800 WITH EGOS BIGGER THAN YOUR FATHER. 297 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:38,888 [laughs] 298 00:12:39,018 --> 00:12:41,412 I HAVE AN EGO BIGGER THAN YOUR FATHER. 299 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,197 I'M WHITNEY GIBBONS. 300 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,070 SHE {\an8}IS FEISTY. 301 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,465 BRING IT IN. 302 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:52,902 [sighs] 303 00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:54,599 SO WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING INSIDE 304 00:12:54,729 --> 00:12:57,950 ON SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY? 305 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:01,649 WE'RE ALL SICK. 306 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,870 LIKE YOU GOT A COLD? 307 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:08,004 LIKE YOU GOT THE SNIFFLES OR SOMETHING? 308 00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:12,356 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU AIN'T HUGGING ME WITH THE MOOSE FLU. 309 00:13:12,486 --> 00:13:14,010 TELL ME YOU WERE NOT HUGGING ME WITH THE MOOSE FLU! 310 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:16,839 YOU DO NOT HAVE THE MOOSE FLU! 311 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:20,668 [cheers and applause] 312 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,105 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 313 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:27,110 IT'S {\an8}WHITNEY LIVE! 314 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,068 [cheers and applause] 315 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,679 THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH. 316 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,812 OH! HEY. A PERFUME FOR YOU. 317 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,205 ALL RIGHT. 318 00:13:35,335 --> 00:13:38,469 SOME SALTS FOR YOU. OKAY. 319 00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:41,037 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER SINCE I TOOK KEVIN'S HOME REMEDY. 320 00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,866 OH, YEAH. WHITNEY! 321 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,434 WELCOME, EVERYONE. 322 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,175 I HOPE YOU'RE ALL FEELING GREAT, 323 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:52,744 BECAUSE I'M FEELING... all: FEISTY! 324 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,354 [cheers and applause] 325 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,400 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU. 326 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:58,532 WHAT BETTER WAY TO CAP OFF FAMILY WEEK 327 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,839 THAN WITH TODAY'S SPECIAL GUEST: 328 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,581 [laughs] AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD... 329 00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:06,366 [applause] DAVID HOBBS. 330 00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,457 HEY! STOP MANHANDLING DAVID. 331 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:13,330 HE REQUIRES A DELICATE TOUCH. GIVE ME THAT! 332 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,288 JUST PUT IT--PUT IT-- PUT IT THERE. 333 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,900 GO. 334 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:20,250 OKAY, OKAY. WAIT FOR IT. 335 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:21,425 OH, JUST GIVE ME THAT. 336 00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:23,079 AH. 337 00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:25,559 MAN, YOU'RE LIKE THE INCREDIBLE, INFLATABLE MAN 338 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,475 AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP. 339 00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,913 ALSO WITH US TODAY, DR. TIMOTHY BARTON. 340 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,263 [applause] 341 00:14:33,393 --> 00:14:38,921 [stomach gurgles] 342 00:14:39,051 --> 00:14:42,750 WHOA. SOUNDS LIKE MY STOMACH'S BEING A LITTLE FEISTY TOO. 343 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,710 [stomach groans] 344 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,582 SHE'S GOT THE MOOSE. 345 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:53,544 [braying] 346 00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,241 WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY EARS? 347 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:58,201 [braying] 348 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,029 [stomach gurgles] 349 00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:13,520 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 350 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,131 [applause] 351 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:18,917 [braying] 352 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,092 ARE YOU OKAY? 353 00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:24,140 OH! 354 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,403 WELL, HEY, FOLKS. GOT, UH-- 355 00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:30,015 [cheers and applause] THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 356 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,886 THANK YOU. GOT A LITTLE BIT OF BAD NEWS. 357 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:35,455 WHITNEY IS UNDER THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW. 358 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:39,894 EITHER THAT OR SHE'S PLAYING 18 AT PEBBLE BEACH. 359 00:15:40,025 --> 00:15:42,158 OKAY, SO HERE'S THE THING. 360 00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:43,811 SHE WAS THERE FOR ME ON MY SHOW. 361 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,291 AND THE LEAST I CAN DO 362 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:48,033 IS BE HERE FOR HER ON HER SHOW, RIGHT? 363 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,992 SO GUESS WHAT, FOLKS? 364 00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:51,515 I'M FEELING A LITTLE BIT... 365 00:15:51,645 --> 00:15:53,691 all: FEISTY! - OKAY. 366 00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:57,260 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BRING OUT OUR FIRST GUEST, OKAY? 367 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,566 HE'S A FAMILY COUNSELOR WHO'S GOT A NEW-- 368 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,526 OH, MAN--BOOK. 369 00:16:02,656 --> 00:16:05,790 SO LET'S WELCOME DR. TIMOTHY BARTON, EVERYBODY. 370 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,226 [cheers and applause] 371 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,401 HEY. - HEY, DAVID, HOW ARE YOU? 372 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:09,924 DR. TIMOTHY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 373 00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:12,623 SO WHAT--WHY DON'T YOU TELL US WHAT YOUR BOOK IS ABOUT? 374 00:16:12,753 --> 00:16:14,973 {\an8}LET'S TALK FAMILY. 375 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,757 SURE. IT'S ABOUT TEACHING PARENTS 376 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,194 HOW TO BEST GUIDE THEIR CHILDREN 377 00:16:18,324 --> 00:16:19,891 THROUGH THOSE DIFFICULT TEENAGE ISSUES, 378 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,632 LIKE BODY IMAGE OR ACNE. 379 00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:23,982 A LOT OF US PARENTS TEND TO SEE THINGS 380 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,637 FROM OUR OWN PERSPECTIVE. 381 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,555 SPEAKING OF ACNE, TIM, MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER 382 00:16:31,685 --> 00:16:34,036 ONCE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH A PIMPLE SO BIG, 383 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,212 IT COULD'VE HAD ITS OWN ZITCOM. 384 00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:41,391 [laughter] 385 00:16:42,783 --> 00:16:44,307 BUT WHAT PARENTS NEED TO REMEMBER 386 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,048 IS IT'S JUST AS IMPORTANT TO SEE THINGS 387 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:47,527 THROUGH THEIR CHILDREN'S EYES. 388 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,051 IT COULD'VE HAD ITS OWN ZITCOM! 389 00:16:49,181 --> 00:16:51,792 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 390 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:56,754 [laughter] 391 00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:58,886 DAVID? 392 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,062 DAVID? 393 00:17:00,192 --> 00:17:01,541 YEAH, WHAT? 394 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,935 UH, I WAS TOLD THAT YOU HAD A TEENAGE DAUGHTER. 395 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,632 I WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD HAVE STORIES. 396 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:11,073 YOU WOULD THINK, BUT... 397 00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:13,162 I DON'T. 398 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:16,426 MY DAUGHTER HAS A BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION, 399 00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:18,689 JUST LIKE ME. 400 00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:20,995 WELL, YOU HAVE A YOUNG SON. I KNOW MINE DRIVES ME NUTS. 401 00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:23,346 "NUTS"? 402 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,870 WHAT'S WITH THE NUTS, TIM? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S NUTS? 403 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,003 HAVING A 300-PAGE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES IN IT. 404 00:17:29,134 --> 00:17:31,180 THAT'S WHAT'S NUTS. [laughs] 405 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:33,486 AND WE ARE OUT OF TIME. - WHAT? 406 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:34,966 BUT WHITNEY PROMISED ME A FULL SEGMENT. 407 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,228 YEAH, I KNOW, I'M FEELING A LITTLE FEISTY TODAY, 408 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,708 DR. BARTON, SO LET'S PACK IT UP, OKAY? 409 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,013 COME ON, HERE WE GO. - OH. 410 00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,929 AND AMERICA, YOU'RE WELCOME. 411 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,757 - WHOO! - OKAY. 412 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:49,067 SO, UH, OUR NEXT GUEST, UH, HAS SOME IDEAS 413 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,548 ABOUT HOW TO REFURNISH YOUR KID'S ROOM ON A BUDGET. 414 00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:54,986 SO IF YOU'LL PLEASE WELCOME OTEKA SWEDISH FURNITURE REP-- 415 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,162 ARE YOU KIDDING ME, REALLY? 416 00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:00,426 HOW ABOUT THIS, FOLKS? NO MORE GUESTS. 417 00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:03,299 JUST ME FOR THE NEXT 40-SOMETHING MINUTES. 418 00:18:03,429 --> 00:18:06,476 HOW'S THAT, OKAY? AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 419 00:18:06,606 --> 00:18:10,567 OKAY, IT'S 420 00:18:10,697 --> 00:18:13,874 FAMILY WEEK. 421 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,920 DONNIE, YOU GOT ANY FAMILY? 422 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:19,793 - NOPE. - OKAY, THANKS. 423 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,143 OKAY, SO HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 424 00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:23,928 YOU ALWAYS BRUSH YOUR HAIR AGAINST THE COWLICK, 425 00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:26,887 YOU WANT TO GO INTO IT. YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT. 426 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:30,413 AND THEN, ONCE IT'S SET, YOU SPRAY A FINE MIST 427 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,503 AND YOU JUST WALK INTO IT. 428 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:36,680 OKAY? 429 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,726 RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR NAME IS ALSO DAVID. 430 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,859 SO DONNIE, HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? 431 00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:45,732 DUDE, DUDE, DUDE. 432 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,169 [exhales] 433 00:18:47,299 --> 00:18:48,387 25 SECONDS. 434 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,910 THAT'S MY PERSONAL BEST, EVERYBODY. 435 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,999 [scattered applause] 436 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,611 SO WHEN I FINALLY GOT TO HOLLYWOOD-- 437 00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:55,612 WHAT THE HECK IS THAT? 438 00:18:55,742 --> 00:18:58,310 [scratches record] - DUDE! 439 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,444 NOW HERE'S THE DOUBLE TAKE. 440 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,318 NOW A LITTLE BIT OF ADVANCED ACTING. 441 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,582 DOUBLE TAKE WITH A "YOU GOT ME." 442 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,939 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 443 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,551 ♪ FAMILY WEEK 444 00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:24,902 ♪ FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 445 00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:27,383 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 446 00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:29,907 ♪ FAMILY WEEK 447 00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:32,083 THANKS, DADDY. 448 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,563 AS PAINFUL AS THAT WAS TO WATCH, 449 00:19:33,693 --> 00:19:34,694 I'M SURE IT WAS WORSE FOR YOU. 450 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,348 - OH. - HMM. 451 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,132 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, DAVID HOBBS. 452 00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:41,135 A LOUSY SINGER, BUT A GOOD MAN. 453 00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:42,267 HMM, COME HERE. 454 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:45,314 - WE CAN HUG LATER. - [clears throat] 455 00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:47,141 I GOT TO TELL YOU, YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GLAD 456 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:48,708 I DIDN'T TELL THOSE STORIES, 457 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,710 BECAUSE THOSE ARE OUR STORIES. 458 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,146 MM-HMM. 459 00:19:52,277 --> 00:19:53,278 THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM SO SPECIAL. 460 00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,238 I JUST HOPE THAT ONE DAY YOU CAN TELL ME 461 00:19:56,368 --> 00:19:57,978 EMBARRASSING STORIES ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS. 462 00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:58,979 [chuckles] 463 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,372 - WOW. - HEY. 464 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,681 THAT FIRST WAVE OF THE MOOSE IS BRUTAL. 465 00:20:04,811 --> 00:20:07,336 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 466 00:20:07,466 --> 00:20:09,381 DAVID, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FILLING IN. 467 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:11,209 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. - OH, YEAH--NO, YEAH. 468 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:13,211 I JUST WISH I COULD'VE BEEN A BETTER HOST. 469 00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,517 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 470 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,388 YEAH, WHEN I--WHEN I LEFT, WE WENT TO A REPEAT. 471 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,216 SO THANKS FOR THE FOOTAGE. 472 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:21,263 IT'S GONNA PLAY GREAT. 473 00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:22,786 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT'S GONNA PLAY GREAT? 474 00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:24,309 [upbeat music] 475 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,007 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 476 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,009 ♪ FAMILY WEEK 477 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,403 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 478 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,405 ♪ FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK 479 00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,928 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY ♪ 480 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,452 ♪ FAMILY WEEK 481 00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:38,889 ♪ FAMILY WEEK, FAMILY WEEK ♪ 482 00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:42,327 ♪ FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY, FAMILY WEEK ♪