1 00:00:08,452 --> 00:00:10,020 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THEME OF THE DANCE. 2 00:00:10,187 --> 00:00:12,356 DISCO NIGHT! 3 00:00:12,523 --> 00:00:14,325 YEAH! [giggles] 4 00:00:14,491 --> 00:00:16,193 ALL IN FAVOR, SAY "FUNKY!" 5 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:19,430 all: FUNKY! 6 00:00:19,596 --> 00:00:21,832 UH, MEREDITH, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY "FUNKY"? 7 00:00:21,998 --> 00:00:24,101 'CAUSE I'M NOT 80. 8 00:00:24,268 --> 00:00:26,737 HEY, DANCE COMMITTEE MEMBERS. 9 00:00:26,903 --> 00:00:29,072 WHO LOVES THE NIGHTLIFE? 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,974 WHO LOVES TO BOOGIE? 11 00:00:34,678 --> 00:00:37,013 SWEET MOVES, MR. HOBBS. 12 00:00:37,181 --> 00:00:38,982 YOU SHOULD CHAPERONE THE DANCE. 13 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:40,951 WELL, OLIVIA, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM. 14 00:00:41,118 --> 00:00:42,153 AND IF YOU THINK THOSE MOVES ARE SWEET, 15 00:00:42,319 --> 00:00:43,887 CHECK OUT THESE MOVES. 16 00:00:44,054 --> 00:00:45,822 IT ALL STARTS RIGHT HERE, WATCH. 17 00:00:54,398 --> 00:00:57,968 I AM SO EMBARRASSED FOR YOU. 18 00:00:58,135 --> 00:01:00,704 SO, NOW THAT YOU DUMPED XANDER MCGINLEY-- 19 00:01:00,871 --> 00:01:02,239 AS IF YOU COULD DO BETTER-- 20 00:01:02,406 --> 00:01:03,474 [giggling] 21 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,775 WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH? 22 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:06,843 I'M GOING WITH MY GIRLS. 23 00:01:07,010 --> 00:01:12,216 OOH, I THINK YOU MEAN, "I'M GOING WITH MY GIRLS." 24 00:01:12,383 --> 00:01:13,717 THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GOING TO A SCHOOL DANCE 25 00:01:13,884 --> 00:01:15,018 WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 26 00:01:15,186 --> 00:01:17,188 YEAH, MEREDITH. 27 00:01:17,354 --> 00:01:18,755 SO YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE EITHER. 28 00:01:18,922 --> 00:01:22,459 I--I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 29 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:24,328 I'M GOING WITH TUCKER. 30 00:01:24,495 --> 00:01:25,629 all: OOH. 31 00:01:25,796 --> 00:01:28,465 I KNOW. 32 00:01:30,901 --> 00:01:33,637 SO IS THAT STUPID MEREDITH FACE STILL HERE? 33 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:36,773 YES, SHE IS... WITH HER STUPID MEREDITH FACE. 34 00:01:36,940 --> 00:01:38,642 WHAT IS WITH HER? 35 00:01:38,809 --> 00:01:40,611 SHE'S ALWAYS IN A CHEERLEADING OUTFIT. 36 00:01:40,777 --> 00:01:41,812 IT'S LIKE, WE GET IT. YOU'VE GOT SOME SPIRIT. 37 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:44,715 NOW PUT ON SOME PANTS! 38 00:01:44,881 --> 00:01:46,717 IT CAN BE TOUGH DEALING WITH A GIRL LIKE THAT. 39 00:01:46,883 --> 00:01:49,119 I'M GONNA GO SAY SOMETHING. 40 00:01:49,286 --> 00:01:51,054 HONEY, EMILY'S 15. 41 00:01:51,222 --> 00:01:52,289 WE'VE GOTTA LET HER FIGHT HER OWN BATTLES. 42 00:01:52,456 --> 00:01:54,291 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 43 00:01:54,291 --> 00:01:56,059 BUT I STILL WANNA DO SOMETHING. 44 00:01:56,227 --> 00:01:57,894 I MEAN, I WANNA SEND HER FLOWERS OR SOMETHING 45 00:01:58,061 --> 00:01:59,396 JUST TO SHOW HER THAT I'M PROUD OF HER. 46 00:01:59,563 --> 00:02:01,832 OH, HONEY, THAT'S SO SWEET. 47 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:06,136 AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR ME? 48 00:02:06,303 --> 00:02:11,242 I AM GONNA LET THE AIR OUT OF STUPID MEREDITH FACE'S TIRES. 49 00:02:11,342 --> 00:02:14,711 - OH, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. - DON'T I? 50 00:02:14,878 --> 00:02:17,714 [upbeat music] 51 00:02:17,881 --> 00:02:25,356 ♪ 52 00:02:36,667 --> 00:02:38,535 NO, NO, MAGGIE, WE STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR PACKAGE. 53 00:02:38,702 --> 00:02:40,504 WELL, LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS, 54 00:02:40,671 --> 00:02:42,706 I WILL CALL YOU AS SOON AS IT ARRIVES. 55 00:02:42,873 --> 00:02:44,308 GUYS, SAY GOODBYE TO MAGGIE. 56 00:02:44,475 --> 00:02:46,510 both: BYE, GRANDMA. 57 00:02:46,677 --> 00:02:48,312 - HEY, HOW'S MY MOM? - GREAT. 58 00:02:48,479 --> 00:02:50,514 GOOD. DID YOU TELL HER WE GOT HER PACKAGE YESTERDAY? 59 00:02:50,681 --> 00:02:52,383 I'VE BEEN TELLING HER THAT WE DIDN'T GET IT. 60 00:02:52,549 --> 00:02:54,285 I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW. 61 00:02:54,418 --> 00:02:55,886 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, HONEY. 62 00:02:56,052 --> 00:02:57,321 NEXT TIME SHE CALLS, JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 63 00:02:57,488 --> 00:02:58,655 SHE'S A VERY FORGIVING WOMAN. 64 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:02,893 YAY! MY OWN PHONE! 65 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,295 COOL! NOW I DON'T HAVE TO USE THE HOUSE PHONE 66 00:03:04,461 --> 00:03:05,629 LIKE IT'S THE NINETIES. 67 00:03:05,796 --> 00:03:07,431 [laughing] 68 00:03:07,598 --> 00:03:09,433 GUYS, GUYS, HAVING A PHONE IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY. 69 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,134 I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING. 70 00:03:11,302 --> 00:03:14,305 YOU'RE GONNA USE IT ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES. 71 00:03:14,438 --> 00:03:15,672 - OKAY, MOMMY. - OKAY. 72 00:03:15,839 --> 00:03:17,341 WE PROMISE. EMERGENCIES. 73 00:03:17,508 --> 00:03:19,543 [phone ringing] 74 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:20,977 OOH! 75 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:23,146 HEY, MOM. 76 00:03:23,314 --> 00:03:26,149 YEAH, WE GOT THE PACKAGE. 77 00:03:26,317 --> 00:03:30,086 I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU. 78 00:03:30,321 --> 00:03:32,155 WE DISCUSSED IT, AND SHE'S GONNA CALL YOU AND APOLOGIZE. 79 00:03:32,323 --> 00:03:33,624 [mouthing words] 80 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:35,326 WELL, MA, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 81 00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:36,226 SHE'S HERE RIGHT NOW, JUST HOLD ON A SECOND. 82 00:03:36,393 --> 00:03:38,329 HERE YOU GO. 83 00:03:38,462 --> 00:03:39,930 [doorbell] 84 00:03:40,096 --> 00:03:42,699 DAD, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL! 85 00:03:42,866 --> 00:03:45,502 FLOWERS FOR EMILY HOBBS. 86 00:03:45,669 --> 00:03:47,103 THAT'S ME. 87 00:03:47,338 --> 00:03:49,139 YOU GOT FLOWERS? 88 00:03:49,340 --> 00:03:51,708 [both scream] 89 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,910 - THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. - WHO ARE THEY FROM? 90 00:03:54,077 --> 00:03:56,112 UM, THERE'S NO CARD. 91 00:03:56,347 --> 00:03:58,248 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 92 00:03:58,415 --> 00:04:00,417 YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER! 93 00:04:00,584 --> 00:04:01,885 [both scream] 94 00:04:02,052 --> 00:04:05,822 WHO IS IT, EMILY? 95 00:04:05,989 --> 00:04:08,459 THINK, EMILY. HAVE YOU MET ANYONE NEW? 96 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:09,760 I DON'T KNOW. 97 00:04:09,926 --> 00:04:11,395 [gasps] 98 00:04:11,562 --> 00:04:12,529 THERE WAS THAT FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT 99 00:04:12,696 --> 00:04:13,630 WHO SMELLED LIKE CHEESE. 100 00:04:13,797 --> 00:04:16,733 [screaming] 101 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:19,269 WHAT? I LOVE CHEESE. 102 00:04:19,436 --> 00:04:21,104 SOUNDS LIKE THE SCREAMS 103 00:04:21,271 --> 00:04:23,073 OF SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT SOME FLOWERS. 104 00:04:23,239 --> 00:04:25,241 - I DID GET FLOWERS. - FROM A SECRET ADMIRER. 105 00:04:25,409 --> 00:04:27,110 SECRET? 106 00:04:27,277 --> 00:04:28,412 THAT'S WHEN SOME PEOPLE KNOW THINGS 107 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:32,716 THAT OTHER PEOPLE DON'T. 108 00:04:32,883 --> 00:04:35,719 THERE'S NO CARD, DAD. IT'S KIND OF A MYSTERY. 109 00:04:35,886 --> 00:04:37,621 - OH. - I THINK IT'S ROMANTIC. 110 00:04:37,788 --> 00:04:39,055 IT REALLY IS! 111 00:04:39,222 --> 00:04:41,858 [all scream] 112 00:04:42,025 --> 00:04:44,828 OH, GREAT! I SEE THE FLOWERS HAVE ARRIVED. 113 00:04:44,995 --> 00:04:47,464 YES, UH, EMILY HAS A SECRET ADMIRER. 114 00:04:47,631 --> 00:04:49,400 SECRET? 115 00:04:49,566 --> 00:04:50,667 YEAH, THAT'S WHEN SOME PEOPLE KNOW THINGS 116 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,669 THAT OTHER PEOPLE DON'T. 117 00:04:52,836 --> 00:04:55,205 THE CARD FELL OFF THE FLOWERS. 118 00:04:55,406 --> 00:04:58,509 [screams] 119 00:04:58,675 --> 00:04:59,910 SHOULDN'T WE TELL HER THEY'RE FROM YOU? 120 00:05:00,076 --> 00:05:02,012 I CAN'T DO THAT NOW. 121 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:04,147 THEY'RE ALL SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT IN THERE. 122 00:05:04,314 --> 00:05:05,916 I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS HER IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS. 123 00:05:06,082 --> 00:05:07,017 I'VE NEVER GOTTEN FLOWERS BEFORE. 124 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:08,519 [phone ringing] 125 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:09,686 [squeals] I KNOW! 126 00:05:09,853 --> 00:05:10,687 IT'S SO ROMANTIC. 127 00:05:10,854 --> 00:05:11,988 HELLO? 128 00:05:12,155 --> 00:05:14,124 IT WAS A NICE IDEA, DAD. 129 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:16,292 THANK YOU, JOE. 130 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:18,228 AREN'T YOU TWO SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING YOUR ROOM? 131 00:05:18,429 --> 00:05:20,597 IF HE ASKS, I'M NOT HERE. 132 00:05:26,236 --> 00:05:27,871 OKAY. OKAY, OKAY. THIS IS HIM! 133 00:05:28,038 --> 00:05:29,239 IT'S YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 134 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,441 ACT CASUAL. 135 00:05:35,679 --> 00:05:38,014 I WAS SURE IT WAS HIM. HE WAS WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS US. 136 00:05:38,181 --> 00:05:40,350 MAYBE WE SHOULD WALK AWAY FROM THE BOYS' BATHROOM. 137 00:05:44,087 --> 00:05:46,457 HANGING BY THE BOYS' BATHROOM. 138 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:50,126 WHAT ARE YOU, TROLLING FOR DATES? 139 00:05:50,293 --> 00:05:51,895 WHAT DO YOU WANT, MEREDITH? 140 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:53,764 YEAH, 'CAUSE WE'RE BUSY TALKING 141 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:55,832 ABOUT EMILY'S SECRET ADMIRER AND STUFF. 142 00:05:55,999 --> 00:05:59,503 OOH, EMILY HAS A SECRET ADMIRER? 143 00:05:59,670 --> 00:06:02,773 AND STUFF. 144 00:06:02,939 --> 00:06:05,742 WELL, ALL OF MY ADMIRERS WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW, 145 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:09,145 'CAUSE...I'M ME. 146 00:06:09,312 --> 00:06:10,781 YEAH, WELL, I'M ME. 147 00:06:10,947 --> 00:06:12,949 [giggling] 148 00:06:13,116 --> 00:06:17,821 AND, UH, FYI, I KNOW WHO MY SECRET ADMIRER IS. 149 00:06:17,988 --> 00:06:22,025 - YOU DO? - YES, I DO. AND HE'S GORGEOUS. 150 00:06:22,192 --> 00:06:23,727 RIGHT, GUYS? 151 00:06:23,894 --> 00:06:25,662 OH, YEAH! 152 00:06:25,829 --> 00:06:28,131 HE'S THE HOT GUY FROM THE MALL WHO HELPED YOU 153 00:06:28,298 --> 00:06:31,735 WHEN YOUR FLIP-FLOP GOT STUCK IN THE ESCALATOR. 154 00:06:31,902 --> 00:06:34,004 AND WHEN HE SLIPPED IT ON YOUR FOOT 155 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:35,606 AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT, 156 00:06:35,772 --> 00:06:39,976 IT FIT PERFECTLY. 157 00:06:40,143 --> 00:06:43,079 WHERE'S THIS MALL YOU GO TO? NEVER REALLY HAPPENED LAND? 158 00:06:43,246 --> 00:06:45,248 [all giggling] 159 00:06:45,415 --> 00:06:47,317 WELL, LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, 160 00:06:47,518 --> 00:06:49,285 BECAUSE WE'LL BE THE ONES LAUGHING 161 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,321 WHEN MY SECRET ADMIRER SHOWS UP AT THE DANCE. 162 00:06:51,522 --> 00:06:54,324 [exaggerated laugh] 163 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:59,229 AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU EARLIER 164 00:06:59,395 --> 00:07:01,031 BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU 165 00:07:01,197 --> 00:07:03,199 IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS. 166 00:07:03,366 --> 00:07:05,802 THE TRUTH IS THAT I SENT YOU THOSE FLOWERS, HONEY, 167 00:07:05,969 --> 00:07:07,170 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 168 00:07:07,337 --> 00:07:11,041 [fake crying] 169 00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:14,611 I LOVE YOU TOO, DADDY. 170 00:07:14,778 --> 00:07:18,549 DAD. DAVID. 171 00:07:18,715 --> 00:07:21,618 YOU KNOW, I CAME OVER THERE BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HER SISTERS 172 00:07:21,785 --> 00:07:24,855 WERE POLISHING AND PLUCKING AND WAXING EVERYTHING. 173 00:07:25,021 --> 00:07:27,624 AND THAT'S STILL MORE MANLY THAN WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE. 174 00:07:27,791 --> 00:07:29,392 WHAT! 175 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,727 OH, GOOD! EMILY, YOU'RE HOME. 176 00:07:30,894 --> 00:07:32,563 I WANNA TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 177 00:07:32,696 --> 00:07:34,397 CAN IT WAIT? I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM. 178 00:07:34,565 --> 00:07:36,967 I GOT CARRIED AWAY AND I TOLD MEREDITH 179 00:07:37,133 --> 00:07:38,769 THAT I HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER 180 00:07:38,935 --> 00:07:39,936 WHO'S GONNA SHOW UP AT THE DANCE. 181 00:07:40,103 --> 00:07:41,805 WHO'S MEREDITH? 182 00:07:41,972 --> 00:07:44,240 CLASSIC MEAN GIRL. HEAD CHEERLEADER. 183 00:07:44,407 --> 00:07:46,209 A POISONOUS SNAKE WHO SUCKS THE LIFE 184 00:07:46,376 --> 00:07:48,745 OUT OF WEAKER TEENAGE PREY. 185 00:07:48,912 --> 00:07:52,482 THANKS FOR THE UPDATE, GOSSIP GIRL. 186 00:07:52,649 --> 00:07:54,384 EMILY, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? 187 00:07:54,585 --> 00:07:56,319 WHO CARES WHAT THIS MEREDITH THINKS ANYWAY? 188 00:07:56,486 --> 00:07:59,155 UH, ONLY EVERYBODY... both: THAT MATTERS. 189 00:07:59,322 --> 00:08:01,592 SHE SENT A MASS TEXT, DAD. 190 00:08:01,725 --> 00:08:04,060 THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS EXPECTING A GUY TO SHOW UP AT THE DANCE. 191 00:08:04,227 --> 00:08:06,597 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO IF NO ONE SHOWS UP. 192 00:08:08,364 --> 00:08:10,333 EMILY, SIT DOWN. 193 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:14,170 I WANTED TO TELL YOU THIS EARLIER, BUT... 194 00:08:14,337 --> 00:08:16,607 THE TRUTH IS THAT... 195 00:08:19,843 --> 00:08:22,112 I GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOUR SECRET ADMIRER 196 00:08:22,278 --> 00:08:24,414 WILL SHOW UP AT THE DANCE. 197 00:08:24,615 --> 00:08:26,382 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 198 00:08:26,617 --> 00:08:28,318 YES! ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, WHAT BOY WOULD... 199 00:08:28,484 --> 00:08:31,822 SPEND $142.87, NOT INCLUDING THE UPGRADED VASE, 200 00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:35,125 ONLY TO LET YOU DOWN? 201 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:37,060 - THANKS, DADDY. - YEAH, OKAY. 202 00:08:37,227 --> 00:08:38,361 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 203 00:08:41,732 --> 00:08:43,366 NOW THAT RIGHT THERE 204 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:45,201 REMINDED ME OF WORKING ON THE SHOW. 205 00:08:45,368 --> 00:08:46,637 WE'D REHEARSE A SCENE, KEVIN WOULD CRY. 206 00:08:46,770 --> 00:08:48,672 THEN I'D YELL ACTION, 207 00:08:48,839 --> 00:08:50,874 AND YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 208 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:53,744 THIS IS LIKE THE SHOW. 209 00:08:53,910 --> 00:08:55,545 I JUST HAVE TO GET SOMEONE 210 00:08:55,712 --> 00:08:57,380 TO SHOW UP AT THAT DANCE FOR EMILY. 211 00:08:57,547 --> 00:08:59,415 SO WE ARE GONNA CAST HER LEADING MAN. 212 00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:02,653 AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD. 213 00:09:02,753 --> 00:09:04,655 JUST WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE 214 00:09:04,821 --> 00:09:06,522 YOU'RE SCREWING UP ONE OF YOUR KID'S LIVES FOR GOOD, 215 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:08,892 YOU COME UP WITH A HAREBRAINED SCHEME 216 00:09:09,059 --> 00:09:10,727 THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER. 217 00:09:10,894 --> 00:09:12,128 [laughter] 218 00:09:12,295 --> 00:09:13,163 OKAY, WE GOTTA CALL... 219 00:09:15,031 --> 00:09:16,332 [phone ringing] 220 00:09:16,499 --> 00:09:19,002 MOM, YOUR PHONE'S RINGING! 221 00:09:19,169 --> 00:09:21,571 HURRY! YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT! 222 00:09:21,738 --> 00:09:25,676 I GOT IT, SWEETIE. 223 00:09:25,776 --> 00:09:26,977 HELLO. 224 00:09:27,143 --> 00:09:30,513 HI, IT'S JANIE. 225 00:09:30,681 --> 00:09:33,383 JANIE, IS THIS AN EMERGENCY? 226 00:09:33,549 --> 00:09:35,451 I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOU. 227 00:09:35,686 --> 00:09:38,454 AWW. IS THAT WHY YOU CALLED? 228 00:09:38,689 --> 00:09:41,692 NO. I CAN'T REACH THE REMOTE. 229 00:09:49,532 --> 00:09:50,600 TOUCH-Y! 230 00:09:56,106 --> 00:09:57,908 BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE. 231 00:09:58,074 --> 00:10:00,376 I'VE ADMIRED YOU FROM AFAR FOR FAR TOO LONG. 232 00:10:00,543 --> 00:10:03,880 I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, EMILY. 233 00:10:04,047 --> 00:10:06,282 THAT WAS GREAT! YES! 234 00:10:06,449 --> 00:10:07,317 [sneezes] 235 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:13,356 OKAY, WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 236 00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:16,259 DAVID, COME ON, MAN. 237 00:10:16,426 --> 00:10:18,228 WE'VE SEEN LIKE 21 BOYS, 238 00:10:18,394 --> 00:10:20,697 ALL WITH GELLED HAIR AND THREE NAMES. 239 00:10:20,864 --> 00:10:23,066 ANY ONE OF THEM COULD BE EMILY'S SECRET ADMIRER. 240 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:25,101 WHAT WAS WRONG WITH CHANCE AARON CHANDLER? 241 00:10:25,268 --> 00:10:27,603 OR BOBBY BOO BOO BALOO-- WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS? 242 00:10:27,771 --> 00:10:30,807 NONE OF THESE GUYS IS GOOD ENOUGH TO PRETEND-DATE EMILY. 243 00:10:30,974 --> 00:10:33,744 AND, YOU KNOW, NOT ONE OF THEM PASSED MY SNEEZE TEST. 244 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:36,479 I MEAN, ANY DECENT PERSON WOULD SAY "BLESS YOU" 245 00:10:36,646 --> 00:10:38,681 AFTER YOU SNEEZE, AND NOT ONE OF THESE KIDS DID. 246 00:10:38,849 --> 00:10:42,318 OKAY, GENTLEMEN, UP NEXT IS CRISPIN CONNOR-CONNELLY. 247 00:10:42,485 --> 00:10:44,320 HE'S 16 AND HIS SPECIAL SKILLS 248 00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:46,622 INCLUDE HORSEBACK RIDING AND MIME. 249 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:50,393 OOH, FUN! 250 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:52,729 [David groaning] 251 00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:59,369 NEXT! 252 00:11:01,805 --> 00:11:03,807 EMILY! 253 00:11:03,974 --> 00:11:06,509 UH...KEVIN! 254 00:11:06,676 --> 00:11:08,611 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 255 00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:13,149 [slowly] I'M STARTING A BOY BAND. 256 00:11:15,318 --> 00:11:18,121 YEAH. * STOP 257 00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:20,556 ♪ DON'T COME IN HERE, GIRL 258 00:11:20,791 --> 00:11:22,826 ♪ YOU MIGHT SEE SOMETHING 259 00:11:22,993 --> 00:11:25,661 ♪ THAT YOU DON'T WANNA SEE 260 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,803 MARCUS, CAN YOU HELP THIS MAN OUT OF HIS BOX, PLEASE? 261 00:11:32,969 --> 00:11:33,970 WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO, DAVID? 262 00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:35,638 THE DOOR'S LOCKED. 263 00:11:35,806 --> 00:11:37,607 CONSERVE YOUR AIR, BOY! 264 00:11:37,808 --> 00:11:39,810 [mimics chainsaw] WE'LL GET YOU OUTTA THERE! 265 00:11:43,079 --> 00:11:47,017 UH, DAVID, DAVID, DAVID! 266 00:11:47,183 --> 00:11:49,419 "EMILY, I'VE BEEN AFRAID TO COME FORWARD, 267 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,721 "BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE. 268 00:11:51,888 --> 00:11:53,656 I'VE ADMIRED YOU FROM AFAR--" 269 00:11:53,824 --> 00:11:55,558 EMILY, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 270 00:11:55,725 --> 00:11:57,828 YOU'RE CASTING MY SECRET ADMIRER? 271 00:11:57,961 --> 00:11:58,661 OH, THEN IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 272 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,936 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D ACTUALLY CAST 273 00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:07,703 ONE OF THESE GUYS TO SHOW UP AT THE DANCE 274 00:12:07,871 --> 00:12:10,073 SO I'M NOT... TOTALLY HUMIATED. 275 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,042 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 276 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,910 YOUNG LADY, THERE'S NO NEED FOR NAME CALL-- 277 00:12:14,077 --> 00:12:16,646 WAIT, WHAT? 278 00:12:16,847 --> 00:12:18,882 THIS IS PERFECT. 279 00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:21,451 AND AWW, YOU EVEN HA ME LETTING HIM DOWN GENTLY 280 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,086 SO I'M NOT STUCK IN THIS NIGHTMARE. 281 00:12:23,253 --> 00:12:25,856 SEE, I DON'T JUST DO JOKES. 282 00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:29,525 I BRING THE HEART. THANK YOU. 283 00:12:29,692 --> 00:12:30,693 KEVIN! LET'S SEE THE NEXT GUY. 284 00:12:30,861 --> 00:12:32,595 UH, YEAH, OKAY. 285 00:12:32,762 --> 00:12:35,731 UP NEXT, WE HAVE BRENDAN BRODY-BRAVERMAN. 286 00:12:35,899 --> 00:12:38,001 HEY! HEY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR CALLING ME IN. 287 00:12:38,168 --> 00:12:39,870 [sneezes] 288 00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:41,071 - BLESS YOU, SIR. - FOUND OUR GUY. 289 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:46,877 [phone ringing] 290 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:49,779 - OKAY. JOE, WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING. 291 00:12:49,946 --> 00:12:52,015 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME EITHER, MOMMY. 292 00:12:52,182 --> 00:12:54,017 WE JUST LEARNED HOW TO CONFERENCE CALL. 293 00:12:54,184 --> 00:12:57,653 KIDS, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? [phone chimes] 294 00:12:57,888 --> 00:12:59,655 HOLD ON, YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S ON THE OTHER LINE. 295 00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:02,258 HI, MAGGIE. 296 00:13:02,425 --> 00:13:04,294 OH, MAGGIE, I GOTTA STOP YOU THERE. 297 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:05,695 I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR BOUT WITH FOOD POISONING, 298 00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:07,730 BUT I'M AT WORK. 299 00:13:07,898 --> 00:13:09,933 HEY! 300 00:13:10,100 --> 00:13:12,936 YOU KNOW WHO'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS? 301 00:13:13,103 --> 00:13:15,671 KIDS? YOU'RE ON CONFERENCE WITH GRANDMA! 302 00:13:15,906 --> 00:13:18,208 kids: HI, GRANDMA! 303 00:13:18,374 --> 00:13:20,977 - EW! - OH, GRANDMA, COME ON! 304 00:13:21,144 --> 00:13:24,080 [DJ playing disco music] 305 00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:26,482 HEY! LOOK WHO IT IS. 306 00:13:26,649 --> 00:13:29,019 AS BEYONCE WOULD SAY, "ALL THE SINGLE LOSERS." 307 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:30,820 [all giggle] 308 00:13:30,987 --> 00:13:34,190 SO WHERE'S YOUR SECRET ADMIRER? 309 00:13:34,357 --> 00:13:36,126 UH, WELL, MEREDITH, IF I WERE YOU, 310 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:39,062 I'D BE A LITTLE MORE WORRIED ABOUT TUCKER. 311 00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:40,696 - TUCKER! - HMM? 312 00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:44,634 PUT THAT DOWN! NO! 313 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,270 OH! HEY, UH, BRENDAN. 314 00:13:47,437 --> 00:13:48,771 - YEAH. - GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 315 00:13:48,939 --> 00:13:50,573 YOU WANNA RUN YOUR LINES? 316 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:52,375 - NOPE, I GOT MY LINES. - EXCELLENT. 317 00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:54,410 I LIKE AN ACTOR WHO COMES PREPARED. 318 00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:56,346 EMILY'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 319 00:13:56,512 --> 00:13:59,415 AND NOW I GOT MY MOTIVATION! 320 00:13:59,582 --> 00:14:01,284 EXCUSE ME? 321 00:14:01,451 --> 00:14:03,219 WELL, I FIGURE I'LL SAY MY LINES, 322 00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:04,955 THEN PLANT ONE ON HER TO SELL THE PASSION. 323 00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:06,489 'CAUSE SHE IS LOOKIN' FIIINE! 324 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,726 AND YOU ARE LOOKING FIIIRED! 325 00:14:10,961 --> 00:14:12,828 WHAT! 326 00:14:12,996 --> 00:14:14,697 YOU REALIZE I'M HER DAD, RIGHT? 327 00:14:14,864 --> 00:14:18,268 REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE WRITER. 328 00:14:18,434 --> 00:14:19,435 THE WRITER? 329 00:14:19,602 --> 00:14:21,004 YEAH. 330 00:14:21,171 --> 00:14:25,441 DO I LOOK LIKE A WRITER? 331 00:14:25,608 --> 00:14:28,144 - STOP, STOP. - PLEASE LEAVE! 332 00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:29,345 THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT. 333 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:31,247 JUST GO! 334 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:32,983 NO, NO! DAD, DAD! WASN'T THAT BRENDAN? 335 00:14:33,149 --> 00:14:35,118 WHY IS HE WALKING OUT? - [sighs] 336 00:14:35,285 --> 00:14:36,586 WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE I PUT A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH STOCK 337 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:39,990 IN THAT SNEEZE TEST. 338 00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:41,992 HE, UH--HE SAID YOU LOOKED "FIIINE!" 339 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,260 WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING! 340 00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:46,229 WELL, NOT THE WAY HE SAID IT. 341 00:14:46,396 --> 00:14:47,998 JUST PLEASE FIND SOMEBODY, ANYBODY. 342 00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:50,366 PLEASE! - ALL RIGHT. 343 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:51,601 WELL, DAVID, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 344 00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,103 I'LL DO ANYTHING. 345 00:14:57,673 --> 00:14:58,641 [sneezes] 346 00:14:58,808 --> 00:15:00,643 BLESS YOU. 347 00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:05,481 OHHH, NOOO. 348 00:15:06,882 --> 00:15:09,719 [DJ playing disco music] 349 00:15:09,885 --> 00:15:17,727 ♪ 350 00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:20,030 IT'S COOL. 351 00:15:20,163 --> 00:15:21,697 EMILY HOBBS. 352 00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:27,537 OHHH, NOOO. 353 00:15:27,703 --> 00:15:29,339 IT'S ME. 354 00:15:29,505 --> 00:15:32,775 TRISTAN...TELLER... 355 00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:36,712 TRAVIS...ST. THOMAS. 356 00:15:39,049 --> 00:15:44,120 SO YOU'RE MY SECRET ADMIRER, TRISTAN TELLER-- 357 00:15:44,287 --> 00:15:49,159 TRISTAN ST. THOMAS. 358 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:53,463 HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THAT KEVIN GUY. 359 00:15:53,629 --> 00:15:58,068 YEAH, IT'S UNCANNY. 360 00:15:58,234 --> 00:15:59,969 I'VE BEEN AFRAID TO COME FORWARD, 361 00:16:00,136 --> 00:16:03,206 BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE. 362 00:16:03,373 --> 00:16:05,575 AND EVEN THOUGH WE ARE COMPLETE STRANGERS, 363 00:16:05,741 --> 00:16:07,777 EXCEPT FOR THE TIME WHEN YOU HELPED ME 364 00:16:07,943 --> 00:16:11,914 WHEN MY FLIP-FLOP GOT STUCK IN THE ESCALATOR AT THE MALL, 365 00:16:12,082 --> 00:16:14,150 I FEEL LIKE I'VE KNOWN YOU FOREVER. 366 00:16:14,317 --> 00:16:17,687 SO...THIS IS YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 367 00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,955 - YOU HEARD THE MAN. - [laughing] 368 00:16:20,123 --> 00:16:23,226 IF I WERE YOU, HE'S ONE SECRET I WOULD HAVE KEPT. 369 00:16:23,393 --> 00:16:24,527 AM I RIGHT, TUCKER? 370 00:16:26,629 --> 00:16:29,199 TUCKER! - HUH? 371 00:16:29,365 --> 00:16:32,102 WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 372 00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:37,006 UM, HE'S KIND OF LIKE OLD. BUT AT LEAST YOU HAD A DATE. 373 00:16:37,173 --> 00:16:39,742 UNLIKE "FOREVER" AND "SINGLE." 374 00:16:39,909 --> 00:16:44,414 I LOVE THAT STORE! 375 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,750 YOU KNOW WHAT, MEREDITH, THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. 376 00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,853 THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS. 377 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,655 AND THIS GUY JUST HAPPENS TO BE 378 00:16:52,822 --> 00:16:54,224 ONE OF THE NICEST HUMAN BEINGS I KNOW. 379 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,426 THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW HIM. 380 00:16:56,592 --> 00:17:01,431 HE LIVES IN A TRAILER IN MY BACKYARD. 381 00:17:01,597 --> 00:17:03,699 [laughs] MY POINT IS... 382 00:17:03,866 --> 00:17:05,735 HE WAS WILLING TO PRETEND TO BE MY SECRET ADMIRER 383 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,037 JUST SO YOU WOULDN'T JUDGE ME. 384 00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:10,740 AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS COME TO THIS DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS. 385 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:13,143 AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 386 00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:15,845 I NEVER SHOULD'VE LET YOU GET INSIDE MY HEAD. 387 00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:19,515 I'M HERE WITH MY COUSIN BECAUSE YOU GOT INSIDE MY HEAD! 388 00:17:19,682 --> 00:17:21,851 I PAID MY DOG WALKER TO TAKE ME! 389 00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:24,187 AND WE BROKE UP WEEKS AGO! 390 00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:26,055 YEAH, SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE. 391 00:17:26,222 --> 00:17:29,225 SHE HAS MY DOG! 392 00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:31,861 AND NEXT TIME, JUST COME WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 393 00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:33,963 AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, 394 00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:36,466 THEN JUST COME ANYWAY AND WE'LL ALL DANCE TOGETHER. 395 00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:39,435 [cheers and applause] 396 00:17:43,706 --> 00:17:45,608 THANK YOU, KEVIN. - ANYTIME. 397 00:17:48,844 --> 00:17:50,580 [The Bee Gees' {\an8}You Should Be Dancing plays] 398 00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:53,516 IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL FUNKY UP IN HERE! 399 00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:57,587 [cheers and applause] 400 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:12,435 ♪ MY BABY MOVES AT MIDNIGHT 401 00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:16,639 ♪ GOES RIGHT ON TILL THE DAWN 402 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:20,443 ♪ MY WOMAN TAKES ME HIGHER 403 00:18:20,610 --> 00:18:24,980 ♪ MY WOMAN KEEPS ME WARM 404 00:18:25,215 --> 00:18:27,617 ♪ WHAT YOU DOIN' ON YOUR BACK ♪ 405 00:18:27,783 --> 00:18:31,086 ♪ AHH, WHAT YOU DOIN' ON YOUR BACK ♪ 406 00:18:31,254 --> 00:18:36,226 ♪ AHH, YOU SHOULD BE DANCING, YEAH ♪ 407 00:18:36,392 --> 00:18:40,129 ♪ DANCING, YEAH 408 00:18:40,296 --> 00:18:43,799 ♪ SHE'S JUICY AND SHE'S TROUBLE ♪ 409 00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:47,670 ♪ SHE GETS IT TO ME GOOD 410 00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:51,774 ♪ MY WOMAN GIVES ME POWER... 411 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:57,079 EMILY. YOU WERE GREAT. 412 00:18:57,247 --> 00:18:59,849 REALLY, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 413 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,851 THANKS, DAD. 414 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,686 YOU KNOW I AM YOUR BIGGEST SECRET ADMIRER. 415 00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:05,488 YES, I KNOW, DADDY. 416 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:06,989 BUT THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A SECRET. 417 00:19:07,156 --> 00:19:08,724 NO, IT'S NOT. 418 00:19:08,891 --> 00:19:09,959 [DJ playing disco music] 419 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:14,129 COME ON! 420 00:19:14,297 --> 00:19:16,599 OKAY, BUT IF ANYBODY WALKS IN, WE STOP, ALL RIGHT? 421 00:19:16,766 --> 00:19:18,401 - MM-HMM. - [laughing] 422 00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:20,270 WAIT. WHAT'S WITH THE LIP BITING? 423 00:19:20,436 --> 00:19:22,605 THE LIP BITING SELLS IT. IT'S FOXY. 424 00:19:22,772 --> 00:19:24,707 COME ON, IT PUTS THE MUSIC IN YOU. 425 00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:27,477 THERE WE GO! WATCH THIS ONE. 426 00:19:27,643 --> 00:19:28,978 YEAH! - WOW! 427 00:19:29,144 --> 00:19:30,846 CUTTING IT CLOSE. 428 00:19:31,013 --> 00:19:32,948 COME ON. THERE WE GO. 429 00:19:33,115 --> 00:19:35,050 [laughing] 430 00:19:35,285 --> 00:19:36,286 THANK YOU, DADDY. 431 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:45,428 - REALLY? - BUNION SURGERY? 432 00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:48,398 WOW, STILL GRANDMA, HUH? 433 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:51,166 I DON'T WANT MY PHONE ANYMORE. 434 00:19:54,637 --> 00:19:57,740 THIS IS A REAL EMERGENCY. PLEASE TAKE THIS AWAY. 435 00:19:57,907 --> 00:19:59,809 HEY, MAGGIE. 436 00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:02,011 HEY, UH, IT'S ME. YOUR-- 437 00:20:02,177 --> 00:20:04,079 YEAH, THEIR BATTERY IS... [mimics static] 438 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,781 LOW. [mimics static] 439 00:20:05,948 --> 00:20:06,816 WHAT? I CAN'T-- [mimics static] 440 00:20:06,982 --> 00:20:07,583 HEAR YOU. 441 00:20:08,684 --> 00:20:09,919 THANKS, MOM. 442 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:12,187 [phone ringing] 443 00:20:12,355 --> 00:20:14,857 HELLO? 444 00:20:15,024 --> 00:20:17,493 OH, HEY, MOM. 445 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:18,994 YEAH, HANG ON A SEC. I'LL GO GET THEM. 446 00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:32,074 HUH. I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN HERE. 447 00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:34,477 OH, THERE THEY ARE! 448 00:20:34,644 --> 00:20:36,346 ALL RIGHT. 449 00:20:36,512 --> 00:20:39,248 HANG ON, MOM. I'LL PUT YOU ON SPEAKER. 450 00:20:39,415 --> 00:20:41,083 all: HI, GRANDMA.