1 00:00:11,097 --> 00:00:13,360 YES, YES, I KNOW YOU'RE EXCITED. 2 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:16,624 THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST HALLOWEEN EVER. 3 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,278 AND THIS IS GONNA BE THE SCARIEST PUMPKIN EVER. 4 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:20,454 BOO! 5 00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:23,892 DAD, THAT'S THE HAPPIEST PUMPKIN I'VE EVER SEEN! 6 00:00:24,023 --> 00:00:25,111 BUT IT HAS NO FRONT TEETH! 7 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:25,807 EXCEPT FOR TWO FANGS, 8 00:00:25,938 --> 00:00:27,200 TO BITE YOU. 9 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:28,462 IT'S VERY SCARY, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 10 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:29,898 DAD, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY TO SCARE US 11 00:00:30,029 --> 00:00:31,074 LIKE YOU DO EVERY YEAR, ARE YOU? 12 00:00:31,204 --> 00:00:33,206 HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELF, JOE. 13 00:00:33,337 --> 00:00:34,512 DADDY, PLEASE MAKE SURE 14 00:00:34,642 --> 00:00:36,383 I DON'T MISS YOUR NEXT SCARY THING. 15 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,429 I MISS IT EVERY YEAR! 16 00:00:38,559 --> 00:00:39,647 SWEETHEART, THIS YEAR'S PRANK 17 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:40,648 IS GONNA MAKE YOU POOP YOUR PANTS. 18 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,041 - YAY! - YES. 19 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:43,738 AND THOSE CANDIES ARE FOR LATER. 20 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:49,048 - WHAT WAS THAT? - DAD. 21 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:50,789 WH--WHAT? NO "DAD." I'M--I DIDN'T DO THAT. 22 00:00:50,919 --> 00:00:52,051 I'M RIGHT HERE. 23 00:01:01,321 --> 00:01:03,628 WAIT! WAIT, IF--IF THAT'S DAD, 24 00:01:03,758 --> 00:01:04,890 WHO IS THAT? 25 00:01:05,020 --> 00:01:06,413 I'M YOUR REAL DAD! 26 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:07,719 HE'S TRYING TO BURY ME ALIVE! 27 00:01:07,849 --> 00:01:08,850 - WHAT? - STOP HIM! 28 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,939 HELP ME! 29 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:14,769 AAH! 30 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:18,295 AAH! 31 00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:26,041 AH! 32 00:01:26,172 --> 00:01:28,870 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 33 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:32,526 GOTCHA AGAIN! 34 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:34,789 BUT HOW DID YOU-- 35 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,487 YOU SOUNDED JUST LIKE DAD. 36 00:01:36,617 --> 00:01:37,270 I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT 37 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:39,142 FOR YEARS. 38 00:02:05,385 --> 00:02:07,561 JANIE, HONEY, IT TOOK ME ALL WEEK, BUT--AAH! 39 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:11,435 I LOVE HALLOWEEN. 40 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,698 IS THAT MY MERMAID COSTUME? 41 00:02:13,828 --> 00:02:16,527 YES, YES! EACH SCALE WAS HAND-SEWN 42 00:02:16,657 --> 00:02:18,050 BY YOURS TRULY. 43 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,357 IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN LAST YEAR'S COSTUME. 44 00:02:20,487 --> 00:02:23,229 THAT'S GREAT! BUT, I WAS THINKING, 45 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,624 WHAT IF IT WAS A MERMAID BALLERINA? 46 00:02:26,754 --> 00:02:28,365 HUH? HUH? 47 00:02:28,495 --> 00:02:30,323 OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS SO CREATIVE, 48 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:33,065 BUT I JUST WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. 49 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:34,545 OH, YOU COULD JUST ADD A TUTU, 50 00:02:34,675 --> 00:02:37,548 AND MAYBE SEW SOME BALLERINA SLIPPERS ON TO THE FINS. 51 00:02:37,678 --> 00:02:39,419 THANK YOU, KEVIN. 52 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,378 I'LL SEE YOU IN THREE HOURS--OH! 53 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,990 HEY, YOU GUYS, DO ME A FAVOR. CAN WE GET TO THE FAZIO'S HOUSE 54 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,688 EARLY THIS YEAR SO WE CAN GET THE FULL-SIZED CANDY BARS? 55 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,213 LAST YEAR WE GOT THERE LATE AND WE GOT THE FUN-SIZED ONES. 56 00:02:50,343 --> 00:02:51,344 ALL RIGHT, AND TRUST ME, THERE'S NOTHING FUN ABOUT 'EM. 57 00:02:51,475 --> 00:02:54,347 JUST ONE BITE AND IT'S OVER. 58 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:57,437 DAD, YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE TOO OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT, RIGHT? 59 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:59,700 NO, YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD TO TRICK-OR-TREAT. 60 00:02:59,831 --> 00:03:01,963 REALLY? WHAT'S YOUR COSTUME GONNA BE? 61 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,878 "MAN WITH NO SHAME"? 62 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:06,011 NO. 63 00:03:06,141 --> 00:03:10,189 I AM GONNA BE A FIREMAN. 64 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,496 SORRY, DAD, BUT I ALREADY HAVE 65 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,063 PLANS TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS. 66 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:16,456 OKAY, WELL, ALL RIGHT THEN. 67 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:17,805 JOE, I GUESS IT'S JUST YOU, ME, AND JANIE. 68 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:18,893 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 69 00:03:19,024 --> 00:03:22,506 - YEAH, ABOUT THAT. - NO! 70 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:23,594 I'M TOO OLD TO GO 71 00:03:23,724 --> 00:03:24,682 TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH MY PARENTS. 72 00:03:24,812 --> 00:03:25,900 I'M GOING WITH MY BUDS. - WHAT? 73 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:27,598 BUT, JOE, WE'RE BUDS! 74 00:03:27,728 --> 00:03:28,990 YOU WERE GONNA BE THE GRATEFUL BOY 75 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:31,428 THAT I SAVED FROM A BURNING BUILDING. 76 00:03:31,558 --> 00:03:34,561 I EVEN BOUGHT YOU NEW, SPECIAL SOOT. 77 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,476 THANKS, DAD, BUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE JUST WEARING 78 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:40,263 PAPER BAG HEADS SO WE CAN GET EXTRA CANDY. 79 00:03:40,393 --> 00:03:42,395 HOW DOES THAT GET YOU EXTRA CANDY? 80 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:45,833 THIS WAY, WE CAN HIT EVERY HOUSE TWICE. 81 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,534 JOE, HALLOWEEN IS MORE THAN JUST CANDY. 82 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,623 IT'S ABOUT SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY. 83 00:03:52,753 --> 00:03:55,843 NO, I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ABOUT CANDY. 84 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,976 I'LL GO WITH YOU, DADDY! 85 00:03:58,106 --> 00:04:01,109 OH, WELL, I GUESS ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD. 86 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:03,634 I'D CHANGE THAT ATTITUDE, MISTER, 87 00:04:03,764 --> 00:04:06,332 'CAUSE I CAN CALL CHARLOTTE AND HAVE PLANS LIKE THAT. 88 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:10,118 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, SWEETIE, WE ARE GOOD. 89 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:12,251 I'M JUST GONNA GET YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER IN THE HALLOWEEN MOOD 90 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:13,905 IF IT'S THE LAST THING I--BOO! 91 00:04:14,035 --> 00:04:15,733 both: OHH... 92 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:18,866 YOU'RE OUT OF APPLES. 93 00:04:18,997 --> 00:04:19,954 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TELLING ME WHAT I'M OUT OF 94 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,216 RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE FINISHING IT? 95 00:04:21,347 --> 00:04:23,610 'CAUSE MY MOMMA RAISED ME RIGHT. 96 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:26,613 HEY, MAN, DO YOU REMEMBER VERONICA DE DESMOND? 97 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:30,138 UH, I "DE-DO," IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD STARLET 98 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,489 THAT SUPPOSEDLY HER GHOST IS HAUNTING 99 00:04:32,619 --> 00:04:33,881 OUR OLD STAGE, RIGHT? - RIGHT. 100 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,579 WELL, JODI, OUR DIRECTOR, IS WORKING DOWN THERE. 101 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,885 APPARENTLY, VERONICA IS ACTING UP. 102 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:40,627 GOT THE WHOLE CREW FREAKED OUT. 103 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:43,587 I THINK THAT GHOST MISSES YOU. 104 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:44,762 I DON'T KNOW IF I BELIEVE IN THAT WHOLE THING, MARCUS, 105 00:04:44,892 --> 00:04:46,633 BUT IF I DID, I'M SURE SHE'D MISS ME. 106 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:48,940 WELL, UH, IF I WERE DEAD, 107 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:50,681 I'D MISS YOU, DAVID. 108 00:04:50,811 --> 00:04:53,423 WOULD YOU MISS ME? 109 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:58,428 ANYHOO, JODI ASKED IF YOU WOULD GO DOWN TO THE STAGE 110 00:04:58,558 --> 00:05:01,300 AND CHARM THE GHOST INTO LEAVING SO HER CREW CAN GO BACK TO WORK. 111 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:02,170 YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS PERFECT. 112 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,781 THIS IS PERFECT! 113 00:05:03,911 --> 00:05:05,783 THIS'LL GET YOU GUYS IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT! 114 00:05:05,913 --> 00:05:07,350 LISTEN, HOW ABOUT WE DO THIS? LET'S--SINCE JODI'S CREW 115 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,263 IS STILL FREAKED OUT BY THIS GHOST, 116 00:05:08,394 --> 00:05:09,613 LET'S GO DOWN THERE 117 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,354 AND MESS WITH THEM A LITTLE BIT. LET'S DO IT! 118 00:05:11,484 --> 00:05:12,833 DAD, DO WE REALLY HAVE TO GO? 119 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,357 HEY, I'M IN FOR A GOOD PRANK! 120 00:05:14,487 --> 00:05:16,315 EXCELLENT! KEVIN, CAN YOU GO GET THE, UH, 121 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:17,534 THAT STUFF THAT WE USED TO PRANK THE CREW WITH? 122 00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:20,841 WHY? DO YOU MISS THAT? 123 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,496 KEVIN, I WILL MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEAD. 124 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:25,890 OH! YEAH, I CAN GO GET THE STUFF. 125 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,501 - OKAY. - OF COURSE. 126 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:33,332 I KNEW YOU CARED! 127 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:40,252 VERONICA! 128 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:44,517 I SPEAK TO YOU AS ONE BELOVED ACTOR TO ANOTHER! 129 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:47,564 AS AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD, 130 00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:50,828 I GRACED THIS STAGE FOR MANY YEARS, 131 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:56,050 DELIVERING HILARIOUS JOKES AND POIGNANT MOMENTS, 132 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:59,532 ALL WITH IMPECCABLE TIMING AND HAIR. 133 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:02,970 I-- - MAN, KEEP IT ON THE GHOST. 134 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:05,059 FINE. 135 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:09,063 VERONICA, OH, SPIRIT! 136 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:11,065 LET YOUR PRESENCE BE FELT! 137 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,633 GIVE US A SIGN! 138 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,083 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GET IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT. 139 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,302 IT'S YOUR CUE. 140 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,173 - OOH. - I'M SO SCARED. 141 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:34,698 CANDY! 142 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,048 I FEEL A CHILL UP MY BACK. 143 00:06:37,178 --> 00:06:38,919 THAT MUST BE VERONICA. 144 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,487 HER BIG HIT WAS THAT DETECTIVE MOVIE, 145 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:44,185 "I FEEL A CHILL UP MY BACK." 146 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:52,629 VERONICA, TAKE YOUR FINAL BOW. 147 00:06:52,759 --> 00:06:53,891 FAREWELL, DAVID, 148 00:06:54,021 --> 00:06:56,807 UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. 149 00:06:56,937 --> 00:07:00,724 THIS STAGE... 150 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:01,986 IS CLEAN. 151 00:07:02,116 --> 00:07:04,162 - GOOD JOB. - ALL RIGHT. 152 00:07:04,292 --> 00:07:05,816 THAT WAS SCARY. 153 00:07:05,946 --> 00:07:07,818 THERE WASN'T A REAL GHOST, JANIE. 154 00:07:07,948 --> 00:07:11,169 I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FAT, BEARDED LADY. 155 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,830 NOTHING LIKE SCARING A BUNCH OF OVERWEIGHT CREW GUYS 156 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,007 TO GET YOU GUYS IN THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT. 157 00:07:23,137 --> 00:07:24,138 AND NOW, TO CELEBRATE, 158 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:27,620 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU GUYS A SCARY LUNCH. 159 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,317 WHAT'S SO SCARY ABOUT IT? 160 00:07:29,448 --> 00:07:30,101 WELL, WE ARE GONNA HAVE... 161 00:07:30,231 --> 00:07:31,145 DON'T SAY IT. 162 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:34,235 "SAND-WITCHES"... 163 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,411 AND "I-SCREAM." 164 00:07:36,542 --> 00:07:38,718 I'M NOT DONE. 165 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:41,678 AND SOME CHOCOLATE CHIP "SPOOKIES." 166 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,290 EVERYONE! 167 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:48,119 LOOK AT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MERMAID BALLERINA COSTUME 168 00:07:48,249 --> 00:07:50,643 IN THE WORLD! - YAY! 169 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:53,472 IT'S JUST... - JUST WHAT? 170 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:55,735 SOMETHING IS STILL MISSING. 171 00:07:57,998 --> 00:07:59,609 I GOT IT! 172 00:07:59,739 --> 00:08:01,741 A DOCTOR! 173 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:03,134 OKAY! UH, YOU WANT TO BE 174 00:08:03,264 --> 00:08:06,354 A MERMAID BALLERINA DOCTOR. ALL RIGHT! 175 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:09,575 EASY ENOUGH. HOW ABOUT A STETHOSCOPE, HMM? 176 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,577 OOH, AND A SEQUINED-TRIMMED LAB COAT 177 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,058 WITH JANIE'S NAME EMBROIDERED ON IT. 178 00:08:14,188 --> 00:08:16,364 - I LIKE IT! - THANK YOU, KEVIN. 179 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:19,933 - MM-HMM. - YEAH. 180 00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:27,593 - WHAT WAS THAT? - DAD, COME ON. 181 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:28,942 I DIDN'T DO IT. 182 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,727 - KEVIN? - HOW COULD IT BE ME? 183 00:08:30,857 --> 00:08:32,467 I'M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 184 00:08:32,598 --> 00:08:34,600 MAYBE YOU'RE NOT KEVIN. 185 00:08:34,731 --> 00:08:38,082 PULL HIS FACE OFF! 186 00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:41,302 WHAT? I MISSED IT LAST TIME. 187 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:44,044 HELLO, BOYS AND "GHOULS"! 188 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,569 HEY, UH, MARCUS, 189 00:08:46,699 --> 00:08:48,353 DID THE LIGHTS JUST FLICKER ON AND OFF AT YOUR HOUSE? 190 00:08:48,483 --> 00:08:51,399 MM, MM, OH, MM-MM. 191 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:54,228 NOPE, BUT JODI CALLED. 192 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:57,754 THE GHOST OF VERONICA DE DESMOND HAS LEFT THE STAGE. 193 00:08:57,884 --> 00:08:59,407 AND THESE PICKLES ARE DELIGHTFUL! 194 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:00,931 MM, MM, MM. 195 00:09:01,061 --> 00:09:02,062 HEY, CAN YOU CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR FOR ME? 196 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,150 I JUST DID. 197 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:09,200 WHOA! 198 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:12,377 - THAT'S SPOOKY. - REALLY SPOOKY. 199 00:09:12,507 --> 00:09:14,814 ALL RIGHTY, MR. PRANKSTER. 200 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:17,121 FIRST IT'S THE LIGHTS, AND NOW THE SEWING MACHINE 201 00:09:17,251 --> 00:09:18,601 IS JUST GOING CRAZY. WHAT'S GOING ON? 202 00:09:18,731 --> 00:09:19,602 I-I DON'T KNOW. 203 00:09:19,732 --> 00:09:23,475 LOOK! 204 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:28,611 "V," "D," "D." 205 00:09:28,741 --> 00:09:31,178 - VERONICA DE DESMOND. - ALL RIGHT. 206 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:34,660 THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SIMPLE EXPLANATION FOR THIS. 207 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,444 YEAH, IT PROBABLY HAS TO DO WITH THE POLARITY 208 00:09:36,575 --> 00:09:37,881 FROM THE NORTH POLE, COMBINED WITH, 209 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,623 LIKE, WIND CURRENTS, TEMPERATURE VARIATIONS AND-- 210 00:09:40,753 --> 00:09:43,974 DAVID. 211 00:09:44,104 --> 00:09:47,194 NOW, THAT THERE? THAT'S A GHOST. 212 00:09:47,325 --> 00:09:49,022 DAD, I'M STARTING TO THINK THE GHOST 213 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,329 OF VERONICA DE DESMOND FOLLOWED YOU HOME. 214 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:54,027 UH, ALL RIGHT, LET'S NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS. 215 00:09:55,942 --> 00:09:59,250 DAVID. 216 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:04,690 I FOLLOWED YOU HOME. 217 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:08,302 IT'S JUMPING TE! 218 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,308 PLEASE, EVERYBODY, JUST RELAX. 219 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,833 IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL TO HAVE A GHOST IN YOUR HOUSE. 220 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:18,922 - HMM. - YEAH, IF YOU'RE SCOOBY-DOO. 221 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,924 IF VERONICA FOLLOWED YOU HOME, DAD, 222 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,316 DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S ANGRY 223 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:25,145 YOU CHASED HER OFF THE STAGE? 224 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:28,018 WHOA, WHOA! 225 00:10:28,148 --> 00:10:30,411 I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES." 226 00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,196 SWEETIE, I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN. 227 00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:35,155 - NO, THE GHOST WILL GET ME! - NO, HONEY. 228 00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,591 IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ELEVATION, 229 00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:37,549 YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG SOLDIER, OKAY? 230 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,246 ALL RIGHT. 231 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,640 O-M-JEEPERS! 232 00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,381 I JUST GOOGLED VERONICA DE DESMOND, 233 00:10:43,511 --> 00:10:44,687 AND LOOK WHAT CAME UP. 234 00:10:44,817 --> 00:10:46,645 A PICTURE OF VERONICA WITH HER FIANCE, 235 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,560 WHO LEFT HER WAITING AT THE ALTAR... 236 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:52,607 AND HE LOOKS JUST LIKE...DAD. 237 00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:55,436 YOU KNOW, THERE'S PROBABLY AN EASY EXPLANATION FOR THAT. 238 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,438 I'LL CALL YOU FROM HOME WHEN I THINK OF ONE. 239 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:58,875 BUT--WHA-- 240 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:01,442 - THAT IS SO SAD. - CAN YOU BLAME HIM? 241 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,227 I MEAN, A HANDSOME MAN LIKE THAT SHOULDN'T BE TIED 242 00:11:03,357 --> 00:11:05,969 TO ONE WOMAN FOR ALL ETERNITY. 243 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:10,277 UNLESS THEY'RE TIED TO YOU. 244 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,192 NOT THAT I'M TIED TO YOU. - JUST, YEAH, WELL-- 245 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,280 THIS IS PRETTY MUCH WHAT ETERNITY FEELS LIKE, ISN'T IT? 246 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,676 LISTEN, I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 247 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,809 YOU KNOW WHO I'M GONNA CALL? - GHOSTBUSTERS! 248 00:11:19,939 --> 00:11:22,159 JOE, THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES. 249 00:11:22,289 --> 00:11:23,856 IS IT GHOSTBUSTERS? 250 00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:27,991 IT'S BETTER. MY FRIEND CAROL'S COUSIN PETE. 251 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,775 HE--HE'S THE BEST GHOST HUNTER IN THE BIZ. 252 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:32,299 LOOK, IF THERE'S A GHOST HERE, PETE WILL FIND IT. 253 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,127 THE ONLY THING IS, HE'S A LITTLE PRICEY, 254 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,999 SO I'M GONNA NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD. 255 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,522 OH, COME ON, GUYS. 256 00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:39,829 AREN'T WE JUST CARRYING THIS A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR? 257 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,918 SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 258 00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,746 WELL, THE CREW ON STAGE 19 259 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:45,617 MYSTERIOUSLY STARTED TO LOSE ALL THEIR HAIR. 260 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:46,705 WHAT? 261 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:47,750 YEAH, IT JUST CAME OUT IN CLUMPS. 262 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,839 I'M GONNA GET MY CREDIT CARD. 263 00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:53,668 AND IT'S THAT EASY. 264 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,061 - DID HE BUY IT? - YES! 265 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,368 WE ARE TOTALLY PRANKING THE PRANKSTER! 266 00:11:57,498 --> 00:11:59,979 HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT VERONICA FOLLOWED HIM BACK HERE. 267 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,633 OH, GETTING HIM TO GO TO YOUR OLD STAGE, MARCUS, 268 00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,243 WAS SUCH A GREAT IDEA! 269 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,116 - THANK YOU! - THIS IS AWESOME! 270 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:09,859 THERE IS NO GHOST, RIGHT? 271 00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:12,339 NO, BABY GIRL, THAT WAS A SPECIAL EFFECTS TEAM. 272 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,558 LOOK. FELLAS! 273 00:12:13,688 --> 00:12:15,038 GREAT JOB! 274 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,257 THE HAUNTED REFRIGERATOR? NICE TOUCH. 275 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,737 NO PROBLEM, MARCUS. 276 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,522 LOOK, THERE'S THAT BEARDED LADY AGAIN! 277 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,918 AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO THE BEST PART YET. 278 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,441 THAT'S RIGHT. AS LONG AS WE MAKE IT ABOUT HIM, 279 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,226 HE'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING. 280 00:12:29,356 --> 00:12:32,446 WE'RE FINALLY USING HIS MASSIVE EGO AGAINST HIM! 281 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,190 KEVIN? 282 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,150 I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW! 283 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,761 DECEIVING DAVID GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING I STAND FOR, 284 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,720 BUT YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT! 285 00:12:45,851 --> 00:12:47,853 THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! 286 00:12:52,031 --> 00:12:53,119 I'M NOT GONNA LIE, DAVID. 287 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,774 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 288 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,081 I NEED EACH OF YOU TO STAY VERY STILL 289 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,604 WHILE I CALIBRATE THESE 290 00:12:59,734 --> 00:13:04,609 HD PARANORMAL GHOSTOGRAPHY MONITORS. 291 00:13:04,739 --> 00:13:06,002 WE'RE OKAY, HONEY. 292 00:13:06,132 --> 00:13:06,872 THIS MAN IS CLEARLY A PROFESSIONAL. 293 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,614 OH. 294 00:13:09,744 --> 00:13:11,746 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS GUY? 295 00:13:11,877 --> 00:13:13,444 RADIO SHED, AT THE MALL. 296 00:13:13,574 --> 00:13:15,054 BUT WE'VE GOT TO WRAP THIS UP QUICK. 297 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,056 HE'S GOT TO BE BACK BEFORE 9:00. 298 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,798 THAT'S WHEN HE VACUUMS THE STORE. 299 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:23,454 UH-OH. 300 00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:25,021 IT APPEARS SOMETHING IS BLOCKING 301 00:13:25,151 --> 00:13:29,677 THE ECTOPLASMIC EMANATIONS FROM THE AFTERLIFE. 302 00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:31,505 OH. WE'RE GOOD. 303 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,860 MUST HAVE GHOST HUNTER. 304 00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:39,949 NO, SWEETIE, I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY WHAT-- 305 00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:41,689 OH, YOU KNOW, YOU COULD JUST POP A VACUUM 306 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,170 INTO A BACKPACK, HUH? 307 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,259 THANK YOU, KEVIN. 308 00:13:47,782 --> 00:13:51,438 I AM DETECTING A LOT OF POST-LIFE ACTIVITY 309 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:54,137 IN THE VICINITY. 310 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,314 DAVID... 311 00:13:57,444 --> 00:14:02,101 NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO ASK THE SPIRIT TO MANIFEST HERSELF. 312 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,020 IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN? 313 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:12,851 MAKE HER PRESENCE KNOWN. 314 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:15,506 UM...YES. 315 00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:17,812 VERONICA, IT'S, UM... 316 00:14:17,943 --> 00:14:20,859 IT'S ME. IT'S DAVID HOBBS AGAIN. 317 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,339 WE TALKED EARLIER. 318 00:14:22,469 --> 00:14:24,210 I DON'T--DON'T KNOW QUITE HOW THIS WORKS, 319 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,082 BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT 320 00:14:26,212 --> 00:14:28,562 IF YOU'D JUST STAY AWAY FROM THE HAIR. 321 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,564 FOR-- 322 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,218 SHE IS HERE! 323 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:36,657 OKAY, NOW TO FIND OUT WHAT SHE WANTS. 324 00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,485 WHAT COULD SHE WANT? 325 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,490 LOVE. 326 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,363 MARRIAGE. 327 00:14:46,493 --> 00:14:47,886 SUFFERING. 328 00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,583 ANY IDEA WHAT THAT COULD MEAN? 329 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:57,461 WELL, UH, WE'RE LAUGHING, HONEY, BECAUSE CLEARLY 330 00:14:57,591 --> 00:15:02,292 SUFFERING DOES NOT BELONG WITH LOVE AND MARRIAGE. 331 00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:04,685 I MEAN, IT'S LAUGHABLE. AM I RIGHT, MARCUS? 332 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,342 WHAT THE CARDS ARE TELLING ME IS THAT THE SPIRIT 333 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:12,432 WHO SUFFERS IN THE AFTERLIFE 334 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:17,046 CANNOT CROSS OVER WITHOUT CLOTHING. 335 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,441 PETE... 336 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:25,532 IS IT POSSIBLE YOU MEANT, "CLOSURE"? 337 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,057 LET ME LOOK AT THE CARDS AGAIN. 338 00:15:28,187 --> 00:15:30,798 YES, CLOSURE IT WAS! 339 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,670 CLOSURE--THANK YOU. CLOSURE. 340 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,760 THAT'S IT! VERONICA WANTS CLOSURE. 341 00:15:35,890 --> 00:15:39,111 SHE'S UNHAPPY BECAUSE SHE NEVER GOT TO MARRY HER TRUE LOVE. 342 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,592 MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE'S HERE, DAD. 343 00:15:41,722 --> 00:15:43,376 SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU. 344 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:44,899 THE BOY IS RIGHT. 345 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,641 ONLY THEN WILL THE SPIRIT'S SUFFERING END, 346 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,644 AND SHE'LL BE ABLE TO PEACEFULLY MOVE ON. 347 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:53,865 WELL, I'M SORRY, VERONICA, BUT YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE. 348 00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,999 I MEAN, I-I HAVE THREE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN 349 00:15:57,129 --> 00:16:00,045 AND A LOVING WIFE THAT I WOULDN'T TRADE FOR-- 350 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,658 WHERE'S MY TUX? I'M MARRYING A GHOST! 351 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:17,454 VERONICA, APPEAR. 352 00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:20,152 CHANNEL YOURSELF THROUGH ME, 353 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,937 SO YOU CAN FINALLY MARRY YOUR BELOVED 354 00:16:23,068 --> 00:16:25,418 AND END YOUR SUFFERING. 355 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,682 OR JUST BEGIN YOUR SUFFERING. AM--AM I RIGHT? 356 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:32,382 LADIES, AM I RIGHT? 357 00:16:32,512 --> 00:16:33,731 OH, WHEN YOU SAY IT, EVERYONE LAUGHS. 358 00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:36,342 THAT'S JUST GREAT. 359 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,215 DON'T MISS DAD'S REACTION WHEN PETE GETS POSSESSED. 360 00:16:39,345 --> 00:16:42,566 VERONICA! NOW IS THE TIME. 361 00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:47,745 MAY THE NEXT WORDS I SPEAK BE YOURS. 362 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:55,666 MARCUS? 363 00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:57,494 HELLO, DAVID. 364 00:16:59,974 --> 00:17:02,020 IT'S ME, VERONICA. 365 00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,850 - IT IS? - IT IS? 366 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,199 - IT IS. - WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID 367 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,418 VERONICA WAS CHANNELING THROUGH YOU? 368 00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:10,594 ME TOO. 369 00:17:10,724 --> 00:17:12,857 MARCUS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 370 00:17:12,987 --> 00:17:14,424 I AM NOT MARCUS. 371 00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:17,644 FAIR ENOUGH! 372 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,820 I THOUGHT YOU SAID GHOSTS WEREN'T REAL! 373 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,126 I GUESS I WAS WRONG. 374 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,041 I THINK MARCUS REALLY IS POSSESSED. 375 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,782 I'M HERE FOR YOU, DAVID. 376 00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:26,262 WE CAN BE TOGETHER, FOREVER. 377 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:27,567 WHA--FOR--FOREVER? 378 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:28,786 NO, WAIT, WAIT. I THINK YOU SAID 379 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:32,050 WEDDING, CROSS OVER, NO MORE SUFFERING, DONE! 380 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,747 THAT WAS THE DEAL, VERONICA. 381 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,358 SILENCE, ODD-LOOKING MAN! 382 00:17:36,663 --> 00:17:38,317 FAIR ENOUGH. 383 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,841 VERONICA, DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN TO BE-- 384 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:44,889 - GET OUT! - FAIR ENOUGH. 385 00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:47,718 JUST REMEMBER, RADIO SHED WILL BEAT ANY ADVERTISED PRICES. 386 00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:50,112 WE'RE NOW OFFERING 30% OFF POWER STRIPS-- 387 00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:52,070 I SAID, GET OUT! 388 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:57,945 YOU BELONG TO ME, DAVID. 389 00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,905 STAY AWAY FROM ME! 390 00:18:01,035 --> 00:18:02,515 NO, YOU'RE MINE, DAVID. 391 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,126 - WHAT? NO! NO! - YOU ARE MINE! 392 00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:05,736 - NO! - AH! 393 00:18:14,048 --> 00:18:15,615 THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 394 00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:16,964 WELL, DUH! 395 00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:19,228 I GOTCHA! 396 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:21,230 I GOT YOU! - BOOM! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 397 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:25,190 LOOK AT YOUR FACE! 398 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,887 - DAD! - I THOUGHT WE HAD YOU! 399 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:28,454 WHEN WERE YOU ON TO US? 400 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,282 THE KIDS HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR SIX MONTHS. 401 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,763 I WAS ON TWO HOURS AFTER YOUR FIRST PLANNING MEETING. 402 00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:35,418 ARE YOU KIDDING? 403 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,377 KEVIN BURST INTO TEARS AND BEGGED FOR MY FORGIVENESS. 404 00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:40,597 AT FIRST, I THOUGHT HE FORGOT MY SCONE. 405 00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:41,859 TURNS OUT, HE WAS JUST CAVING 406 00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:44,078 AND SELLING YOU ALL DOWN THE RIVER. 407 00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:47,081 IT DIDN'T TAKE MUCH TO GET MARCUS TO TURN AGAINST YOU. 408 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:52,391 HE WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO BE POSSESSED BY VERONICA. 409 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,352 WELL, I GOTTA GIVE IT UP, DAD. 410 00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:57,962 YOU'RE THE MASTER. 411 00:18:58,092 --> 00:18:59,050 YOU GUYS DID GREAT, TOO. 412 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,008 AND I REALLY APPRECIATE 413 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:01,966 YOU GETTING INTO THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT. 414 00:19:02,096 --> 00:19:03,663 I REALLY DO. 415 00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:06,100 COME ON, GIVE ME A HUG. BRING IT IN, GUYS, COME ON. 416 00:19:06,231 --> 00:19:08,320 THAT WAS AWESOME. 417 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,888 HEY, MAN, I'VE GOT TO GO HOME AND PASS OUT THIS CANDY. 418 00:19:11,018 --> 00:19:12,063 AND, BY THE WAY-- - YEAH, I KNOW. 419 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:15,284 I'M OUT OF CANDY, TOO. OKAY. 420 00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:17,460 HEY, COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO! IT'S GETTING LATE! 421 00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:20,724 I'M A'COMING. I'M COMING. 422 00:19:20,854 --> 00:19:24,293 YES! 423 00:19:24,423 --> 00:19:25,903 "TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY" WOMAN? 424 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,296 YEAH. 425 00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:29,167 I'M SMILING AT YOU, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL, 426 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,124 BECAUSE I CAN'T MOVE MY FACE. 427 00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:39,830 OH! OH, JANIE, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 428 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,745 I LOOK RIDICULOUS! 429 00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,747 MOM, PLEASE, I'M A KID. 430 00:19:43,877 --> 00:19:45,575 YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO SAY, "NO." 431 00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:49,143 UGH, DO I EVER! 432 00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:52,756 GO IN THE CAR. GO. 433 00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:55,715 - EH? EH? - OH, ALL RIGHT, LET ME GUESS. 434 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,152 YOU ARE "ROMAN" LETTUCE. 435 00:19:58,283 --> 00:20:01,982 - CAESAR SALAD. - EXCELLENT. 436 00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,593 WHEN ARE YOU MEETING UP WITH YOUR BUDS? 437 00:20:03,723 --> 00:20:05,769 LATER. I THOUGHT I'D GO WITH YOU FOR A FEW BLOCKS. 438 00:20:05,899 --> 00:20:08,859 - REALLY? - ME, TOO. 439 00:20:08,989 --> 00:20:11,035 I COULDN'T MISS YOUR FACE WHEN YOU GET A FULL-SIZED CANDY BAR. 440 00:20:11,165 --> 00:20:15,126 THANK YOU, EMILY. THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 441 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:16,910 JUST WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU? 442 00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,697 TSK. DOLPHIN, SAFE, TUNA. 443 00:20:20,827 --> 00:20:22,525 AH. YES, WELL, NOTHING SAYS, 444 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,528 "HALLOWEEN" LIKE A GOOD POLITICAL STATEMENT. 445 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:26,529 WOW. 446 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,271 YOU, SIR, ARE A VERY HANDSOME MAN. 447 00:20:29,401 --> 00:20:30,489 AS ARE YOU, SIR. 448 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,012 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 449 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:33,710 - AFTER YOU. - NO, AFTER YOU. 450 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,407 - JUST GO, KEVIN. - SORRY, DAVID. 451 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:38,105 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. - THAT'S TOTALLY FINE. 452 00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:40,456 LOOK AT THAT FACE. I COULD NEVER BE MAD AT ME.