HIGHER, JOE. HIGHER.
STOP PRESSURING ME.
I HAVEN'’T READ THE INSTRUCTIONS YET.
JOE, THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE "JUMP."
AND THEN WHAT, DAD? THEN WHAT?
AND THEN WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?
THEN YOU TAKE IT IN THE BACKYARD,
BECAUSE GRANDPA BERNIE IS COMING HERE SOON.
COME ON! - WE HAVE A GRANDPA BERNIE?
HE'’S NOT OUR REAL GRANDPA, JANIE.
HE PLAYED THE GRANDPA ON DAD'’S SHOW, REMEMBER?
[ball game on TV]
WHOA!
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR?
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT,
BUT I CALL IT "SITTIN'’ AND EATIN'’."
THAT PIE WAS MEANT FOR DINNER WITH MY BOSS TOMORROW NIGHT.
ABOUT THAT, I GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
THE BAD NEWS IS YOU WERE FIRED.
THE GOOD NEWS IS THIS PIE IS DELICIOUS.
I WAS FIRED?
GOTCHA!
[both laughing]
I HAVEN'’T SEEN HIM SINCE THE SHOW ENDED.
I'’M SO EXCITED. - MM-HMM.
YEAH, YEAH, YOU'’RE EXCITED TO SEE THE HOTTIE HE'’S DATING.
- NO. - MM-HMM.
NO, NO. I MISS THE GUY.
IS HE HERE YET?
AND WHO IS THE HOTTIE THAT HE'’S DATING?
I DON'’T KNOW,
BUT I'’M PUTTING MY MONEY ON A FORMER SWIMSUIT MODEL,
35 TO 40.
NO, NO, I'’M GOING YOGA INSTRUCTOR,
ABOUT 30 TO 35.
UH-UH, YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS.
SHE'’S A HOT NANNY, NOT A DAY OVER 30.
YOU KNOW, I'’D BE WILLING TO JOIN THIS WAGER
IF I HAD, SAY, $10 TO BET.
KEVIN, YOU GOTTA LET THAT GO.
BERNIE BORROWED THAT $10 YEARS AGO.
HE DOESN'’T EVEN REMEMBER!
WELL, I REMEMBER. IT WAS A TUESDAY.
TACO TUESDAY.
AND GUESS WHO COULDN'’T AFFORD A TACO
BECAUSE HE DIDN'’T HAVE TEN BUCKS.
THIS MUCHACHO.
[doorbell]
WOW, COME ON!
all: OHHH!
[laughter]
OOH.
WHOA!
AWW.
- NICE SAVE. - YEAH, SORRY.
BERNIE, YOU LOOK LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
I WAS GONNA SAY MORE LIKE TEN.
CHRISTINE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
OH! HELLO, JOE.
YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?
YEAH, SHE WAS MY FRIEND FITZY'’S NANNY.
- OH. - AHH.
[laughing]
WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
I HAVE A THING FOR NANNIES.
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY WE WILL NOT BE GETTING A NANNY.
[laughter]
OH, AND, UH, THIS IS BERNIE JR.
- YEAH. - PRECIOUS LITTLE THING.
HI, SWEETHEART. I'’M AMY.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
[laughing] WOW. WHAT A CUTIE!
WHAT'’S AN OUTFIT LIKE THIS GO FOR, BERNIE, HUH?
I DON'’T KNOW, TEN BUCKS?
WELL, BRUNCH IS WAITING IN THE KITCHEN.
SO FOLLOW ME, KIDS.
YEAH, PLEASE, COME ON IN, GUYS.
I HOPE WE'’RE HAVING TACOS. MMM!
HE'’S STILL WEIRD!
CHRISTINE, HOW CAN ONE HIRE A NANNY LIKE YOU?
OH, DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE ONE AT HOME?
NOPE. BUT IF THAT'’S WHAT IT TAKES.
LOOK AT YOU. GOT A WIFE AND A KID.
IT'’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW BERNIE.
I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU'’D BE SPENDING YOUR GOLDEN YEARS
ON A BEACH IN COSTA RICA WITH A NEW WOMAN EACH WEEK.
WELL, I THOUGHT SO TOO, DAVID.
BUT YOU CONVINCED ME THAT LIFE IS MEANT TO BE SHARED.
AND I LISTENED, AND NOW I HAVE ALL THIS.
OH, WELL, YOU'’RE WELCOME.
I'’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR IT.
HEY, NEW BERNIE? OLD DIAPER.
[laughs]
NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
[laughing]
BERNIE, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE "GOTCHA" MOMENTS, RIGHT?
[laughs] NO.
[upbeat music]
♪
HEY, BERN, YOU WERE KIDDING ABOUT NOT FORGIVING ME, RIGHT?
YEAH, I WAS JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM.
I MEAN, OTHER THAN NO SLEEP AND NO PEACE AND QUIET,
I AM FINE.
I JUST WISH I COULD GET THIS DIAPER CLOSED
BEFORE HE GOES AGAIN.
YOU GOT A STAPLER OR SOMETHING?
[laughing] NO, NO, NO. WATCH AND LEARN, OKAY?
IT'’S SIMPLE.
AND SO THE TV SON TEACHES THE TV DAD.
I'’D STAND BACK A LITTLE. THE KID KICKS LIKE A MULE.
LOOK AT THIS.
COME HERE, LITTLE GUY. COME HERE.
OH. LOOKIT, LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS. COME ON.
HE'’S GOT YOUR EYES.
BLOODSHOT AND SAD...
FROM CRYING OF THINGS I'’M NEVER GONNA SEE,
OF THINGS I'’VE NEVER DONE.
BUT I'’M A HAPPY GUY!
OH, HEY, GRANDPA BERNIE.
HEY! EMILY!
THIS IS ZACK, FROM MY HOME EC. CLASS.
AND THIS IS OUR BABY.
HOME EC. IS GETTING EXCITING.
IN MY DAY, WE MADE TOAST.
IT'’S NOT A REAL BABY, GRANDPA BERNIE.
IT'’S A SIMULATOR BABY.
WE'’RE TAKING CARE OF IT FOR A CLASS IN SCHOOL.
YEAH, THE CLASS IS CALLED
"INTRO TO DON'’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT."
IT'’S PROGRAMMED TO BEHAVE JUST LIKE A REAL ONE.
[doll babbling]
THAT MEANS HE'’S HAPPY.
[cooing] AREN'’T YOU HAPPY?
YES, YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE!
[sighs] HE'’S THE LUCKIEST BABY IN CLASS.
WHOSE BABY IS THAT? HE'’S SO CUTE.
THIS IS GRANDPA BERNIE'’S.
[laughing] NO, REALLY.
OH, REALLY?
YEP. I MADE IT MYSELF.
THIS IS BERNIE JR. HERE YA GO.
NO, I'’M GOOD.
[electronic beep] - OH, TIME FOR A BOTTLE.
LET'’S DO THIS.
CAN I FEED YOUR DOLL?
SORRY, JANIE. THIS IS NOT A DOLL.
YEAH, SHE WON'’T LET ME HOLD IT EITHER.
UH, THAT'’S RIGHT.
BECAUSE WHEN JANIE WAS A BABY,
BUTTERFINGERS OVER HERE USED TO DROP HER ALL THE TIME.
- I DON'’T REMEMBER THAT. - ME NEITHER.
I DON'’T REMEMBER A LOT OF STUFF.
WELL, EMILY, I'’M A LOT OLDER NOW,
AND MY HANDS ARE A LOT GRIPPIER.
SMOOTH. LIKE BUTTER.
- YOU'’VE GOT GREAT KIDS, DAVID. - THANK YOU.
I MEAN, I GOT A LOT OF DREAMS FOR THIS GUY.
TOP OF THE LIST IS THAT BERNIE JR. IS OUTTA DIAPERS
BEFORE BERNIE SR. IS IN THEM.
WELL, BERNIE, YOU JUST NEED TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT.
YOU KNOW, I'’LL TELL YOU. WHY DON'’T YOU DO THIS?
WHY DON'’T YOU TAKE CHRISTINE, PICK A NIGHT, GO TO DINNER.
AMY AND I WILL WATCH LITTLE-- - CHRISTINE!
DAVID'’S GONNA TAKE THE BABY!
DAVID'’S DOING WHAT NOW?
OH, THAT'’S SO SWEET, BUT WE CAN'’T.
WE CAN'’T, YET WE'’RE GONNA.
- GO. - THANK YOU, AMY.
OH, I LOVE YOU, MY LITTLE ANGEL, MM!
AND I LOVE YOU TOO, MY LITTLE ANGEL.
GO, GO, GO!
YOU WERE RIGHT, MOMMY. HE TOTALLY LOVES THAT TOY.
MM, JUST LIKE YOU WERE, SWEETIE.
SO FASCINATED BY ALL THE SOUNDS IT MAKES.
[laughing]
THIS THING CRACKS ME UP.
- THEY'’RE SO CUTE AT THIS AGE. - [laughing]
OKAY, YOU, TIME FOR BED, YOU.
COME ON, JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES.
I THINK SHE MEANT ME.
- GOOD NIGHT. - IT'’S GETTING KIND OF LATE.
I WONDER WHERE CHRISTINE AND BERNIE ARE.
THEY'’RE FINE. THEY'’RE PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY.
YOU THINK THEY'’LL LET ME KEEP THIS?
WHAT? THEY'’RE NOT PAYING US.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
EMILY THINKS I HAVE BUTTERFINGERS?
WELL, WATCH THESE BUTTERFINGERS
HACK PAST THE HIGH SCHOOL'’S FIREWALL
AND INTO THE ROBOT BABY SOFTWARE
AND TURN IT INTO EMILY'’S WORST NIGHTMARE.
ALL I UNDERSTOOD WAS "EMILY'’S WORST NIGHTMARE."
SO I'’M IN.
[phone ringing] - OOH! HANG ON, HANG ON.
HELLO?
HEY! BERNIE, YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
HUH? OH--
[whispering] HE HAD A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH TO DRINK.
HE THINKS WE'’RE MAD. HE'’S FEELING GUILTY.
NO--NO, NO, BERN-- BERNIE, NO, DO NOT DRIVE.
DON'’T WORRY, OKAY?
AMY AND I, WE'’LL TAKE CARE OF LITTLE BERNIE--
HELLO?
GUESS HE WASN'’T FEELING THAT GUILTY.
NO, HE WAS. YOU SHOULD'’VE HEARD HIM.
HE WAS LIKE...
[as Bernie] "DAVID, I FEEL SO BAD.
"THEY HAD THIS THING WITH THE SMALL GLASSES
"AND THE SALT AND THE LIME, AND IT WAS CRAZY!
BUT I FEEL BAD FOR YOU, DAVID."
[laughing]
LOOK, ALL RIGHT, HERE'’S THE THING.
THE HARD PART IS DONE.
GO TO BED. I'’LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
OKAY.
[as Bernie] DAVID...
I'’M GOING UP THAT THING
THAT LEADS ME TO THE PLACE FOR SLEEPING.
ALL RIGHT? I'’LL SEE YOU LATER.
GOOD NIGHT. - [doll screaming]
OKAY, OKAY. SHH. SHH.
I DON'’T GET IT. I CHANGED HIM, I FED HIM.
IT'’S LIKE HE'’S SUDDENLY GONE HAYWIRE.
IF IT KEEPS CRYING, IT'’S GONNA WAKE UP MY BABY.
[Bernie Jr. crying] - OH!
[babies crying continuously]
YEAH, HEY, BERNIE. IT'’S DAVID AGAIN.
JUST WONDERING WHEN YOU'’RE GONNA PICK UP
YOUR LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY.
[Bernie Jr. crying]
YOU HEAR THAT?
THAT'’S BERNIE JR. SAYING, "COME HOME SOON,
BECAUSE UNCLE DAVID IS GETTING CRANKY."
I WAS UP EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR
WITH THIS SCREAM MACHINE.
JOIN THE CLUB!
DADDY, WHATEVER I DID AS A BABY, I APOLOGIZE.
JUST MAKE IT STOP!
IT'’S LIKE IT'’S PROGRAMMED TO TORTURE ME.
NICE WORK.
HEY, MAYBE HE'’S HUNGRY. I HEATED UP SOME MILK.
WAIT, KEVIN, NO.
YOU HAVE TO TEST THE TEMPERATURE OF THAT FOR THE BABY
SO IT'’S NOT TOO HOT.
JUST RIGHT.
ON YOUR ARM!
GIMME THE BOTTLE. MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER.
COME ON, LITTLE-- LITTLE BERNIE.
HERE WE GO, COME ON. COME ON!
LITTLE MILK.
COME ON, HERE WE GO.
IT'’S NOT WORKING. NOT WORKING.
TAKE THE BOTTLE.
[crying decreasing] WAIT, KEEP GO--
WAIT, KEVIN. DON'’T STOP, KEVIN.
KEEP GOING. IT'’S WORKING, IT'’S WORKING!
GO! GO!
YES! IT'’S WORKING.
AND-- AND TURN!
OKAY, THERE WE GO.
THERE WE GO.
OKAY.
OOH.
[sighs]
[crying resumes]
AH!
MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN SHIFTS.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
LET'’S TRY JAZZ HANDS.
WAH! SEE, HE LIKES THAT.
HERE WE GO.
OH, YES! MARCUS...
PLEASE TELL ME BERNIE SHOWED UP, MARCUS.
LOOK, I AM NO LONGER IN THE BUSINESS
OF TELLING YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR,
SO, NO, HE DID NOT.
[crying]
- OH, THAT KID IS RELENTLESS. - THAT'’S NOT BERNIE JR.
KEVIN! WHAT'’S WRONG?
DAVID, THIS THING HAS BEEN CRYING
FROM THE MOMENT YOU WENT TO GET THE KIDS UNTIL RIGHT NOW.
HE BROKE ME, DAVID. HE BROKE ME!
OH! BERNIE!
BEFORE YOU SAY YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME,
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU I AM FINE.
WELL, WE WEREN'’T FINE.
I'’M SORRY. I'’M SORRY.
BUT YOU WERE RIGHT.
I NEEDED TO CLEAR MY HEAD.
GOOD, I'’M RELIEVED.
I JUST THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU WERE ON A BEACH
IN COSTA RICA WEARING A FAKE BEARD,
INSISTING EVERYBODY CALL YOU "EL PRESIDENTE."
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
BECAUSE OF YOU, I AM IN A VERY GOOD PLACE.
I ACTUALLY GOT MY BEAUTIFUL CHRISTINE A MANI-PEDI...
WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.
THERE'’S MY LITTLE GUY. HOW YOU DOING?
MISSED YOUR DADDY-WADDY? HI!
- [doll crying] - THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU!
IF I KNEW WHY IT WAS CRYING,
DON'’T YOU THINK I WOULD TELL YOU?
OKAY, SO NOW OUR SON IS AN "IT"?
I JUST NEED A BREAK, EMILY.
YOU DON'’T GET A BREAK, ZACHARY.
EVERY DAY YOU WAKE UP, THAT BABY IS THERE.
DAY IN, DAY OUT,
WEEK AFTER WEEK,
YEAR AFTER YEAR!
SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MY LIFE'’S OVER?
GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS--WHAT'’S WRONG WITH YOU?
THIS IS A THREE-DAY SCHOOL PROJECT.
I DON'’T GET IT. WHAT'’S WITH THE DRAMA?
RIGHT, BERNIE?
OH, HEY, MARCUS, YOU SEEN BERNIE?
WELL, HE CAME IN MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT...
"I'’M OLD, I'’M TIRED, I BLAME DAVID FOR EVERYTHING."
DADDY, WHERE'’S GRANDPA BERNIE GOING?
WHAT THE HECK?
NOW THAT'’S HOW YOU USE A TRAMPOLINE, JOE.
SO BERNIE CAME BACK AND THEN ABANDONED HIS BABY
BY DOING A TRIPLE LINDY OVER THE WALL.
YEAH, AND AMAZINGLY, HE STUCK THE LANDING.
GOT IT.
WHAT I DON'’T UNDERSTAND IS WHAT THOSE TWO ARE DOING.
WELL, FIRST, THEY WERE GOING AFTER BERNIE,
BUT NOW THEY'’RE JUST TRYING TO PROVE
THAT IF A 70-YEAR-OLD CAN DO IT, THEY CAN DO IT.
ONE MORE TIME, BABY, YOU CAN DO IT!
OKAY, LET'’S GO.
DO WE HAVE TO?
ZACHARY, PART OF OUR ASSIGNMENT
IS TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH OUR BABY.
AND YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO PROMISED YOUR IDIOT FRIEND CHAD
THAT WE'’D MEET HIM FOR PIZZA.
- EMILY, I AM EXHA-- - EXCITED?
'’CAUSE I KNOW YOU WEREN'’T GOING TO SAY "EXHAUSTED."
[sighs] FINE.
FORGETTING SOMETHING?
WHAT IT'’S LIKE TO BE FREE?
[whispering] THE BABY.
[whispering] SAME THING.
HEY, I'’M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT KEVIN MADE IT OVER THE WALL.
UNLIKE BERNIE, HOWEVER, HE DID NOT STICK THAT LANDING.
THINK, HONEY, THINK.
YOU WORKED WITH HIM FOR TEN YEARS.
WHERE WOULD HE GO? WHERE WOULD BERNIE BE?
I THINK I FOUND THE ANSWER.
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL,
I DISCOVERED A COUPON FOR A REUBEN SANDWICH
AND THAT THE FAZIOS'’S CAT DOES NOT LIKE SURPRISES.
IS THERE A DRAFT IN HERE?
UH, UH, UH, KEVIN, LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT, MAN.
- YEAH, IT'’S LIKE A-- - YEAH.
AH. YEAH, FELDY'’S DELI. THAT'’S RIGHT.
BERNIE LOVES THIS PLACE. HE'’S ALWAYS HERE.
YEAH, IT MAKES SENSE.
IF YOU'’RE GONNA RUN OFF TO COSTA RICA,
YOU DON'’T WANNA DO IT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
WHY WOULD HE BE IN COSTA RICA?
I DON'’T KNOW.
ALL I KNOW IS I BETTER FIND HIM BEFORE CHRISTINE FINDS OUT
THAT EL PRESIDENTE'’S ON THE RUN.
WHO?
I DON'’T KNOW.
HEY, THIS IS FOR TEN BUCKS OFF.
I'’M KEEPING THIS.
WHERE'’S MY WALLET?
OKAY.
I'’M EVEN WITH BERNIE,
BUT NOW I'’VE GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH MITTENS FAZIO.
ALL RIGHT, I'’M OFF.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LITTLE GUY. LET'’S GO.
YOUR TURN.
I DON'’T CARE IF WE FAIL, EMILY.
JUST SHOVE HIM UNDER THE TABLE.
I CAN'’T DEAL WITH THAT THING.
I'’VE NEVER GOTTEN ANYTHING LESS THAN A "B"
AND THIS BABY IS GONNA GET ME AN "F."
UNLESS...
A WAITRESS WALKED BY
AND ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED THIS PITCHER OF SODA
ON THE BABY,
SHORTING IT OUT.
I'’M IN.
DO IT.
ALL RIGHT, ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
[exhales]
ONE, TWO--
WHOA! DUDES!
THAT IS TOTALLY NOT OKAY.
DON'’T WASTE A PERFECTLY GOOD SODA.
IT WON'’T STOP CRYING, CHAD.
I GOT THIS. BABIES LOVE CHAD.
YOU SEE?
[Bernie Jr. stops crying]
[baby passes gas]
AWW, AWW, LITTLE BRO!
[sniffs]
OH, SMELLS LIKE YOU JUST WHIPPED UP
A FRESH BATCH OF COMPUTER DOODERS.
UGH!
CHAD OUT. - WAIT.
THOSE ARE NOT COMPUTER DOODERS.
REAL DOODERS, REAL DOODERS, REAL DOODERS!
WHAT?
REAL BABY, REAL BABY, REAL BABY!
♪ UNO, DOS, CHA, CHA, CHA! ♪
- BERNIE. - NO HABLA INGLES.
CHA, CHA, CHA.
BERNIE, BERNIE, I KNOW IT'’S YOU.
I SMELL THE REUBEN
AND YOU GOT YOUR NAME, "BERNIE," WRITTEN ON YOUR TO-GO BAG.
YOU CAN'’T JUST TAKE OFF LIKE THIS.
SURE, I CAN.
IF THERE'’S A TRAMPOLINE AT THE MEXICAN BORDER,
I'’M AS GOOD AS GONE.
NO! BERNIE, BERNIE, COME ON.
CHRISTINE NEEDS YOU. YOUR BABY NEEDS YOU.
CHRISTINE IS YOUNG. SHE'’LL FIND ANOTHER GUY.
AND BERNIE'’S A BABY.
AT THIS POINT, HE DON'’T KNOW WHO I AM.
IF I LEAVE NOW, HE'’LL NEVER REMEMBER ME.
HEY, IT'’S FOR THE BEST.
YOU THINK I'’M A BAD FATHER? - WELL--
LOOK AT THIS MORON.
HE'’S DRIVING OFF WITH A BABY ON THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR.
NO! THAT'’S YOUR KID! NO!
BERNIE JR.! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
STOP THE CAR!
STOP THE-- LOOK IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR!
BABY HALF-ON-BOARD!
OH!
NO! WAIT! NO!
TURN THE... [horn beeps]
ENGINE OFF BEFORE THE... [horn beeps]
BABY FALLS!
STOP!
I KNEW IT. I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
OF COURSE.
WHO COULDN'’T HAVE FORESEEN A CONSTRUCTION CRANE
DANGLING THEIR CHILD HIGH ABOVE THE STREET?
I GOT THIS, DAVID.
HOLD MY REUBEN.
WAS I CLOSE?
TO WHERE YOU STARTED.
THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY.
- THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY. - THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY!
- THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY!
THEN WHERE'’S MY KID?
- OH, EMILY! - MY BABY!
OH, MY BABY!
I AM SO SORRY, GRANDPA BERNIE.
I DID NOT MEAN TO TAKE A LIVE HUMAN BEING.
DON'’T WORRY, SWEETHEART. IT WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST.
YEAH, YEAH.
THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF BERNIE JR.
HE REALLY IS A GREAT BABY, GRANDPA BERNIE.
HE IS, HE IS.
AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'’D BE SO EXCITED
TO SEE HIM.
HEY!
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT I'’D DO
IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM.
WELCOME TO PARENTHOOD...
WHERE THE WORRYING NEVER STOPS.
I'’M GONNA BE OKAY, RIGHT, DAVID?
YEAH. COME ON.
BERNIE, YOU "RAISED" ME FOR TEN YEARS,
AND LOOK AT ME, I'’M FINE.
YOU'’RE GONNA BE AMAZING.
BERNIE?
BERNIE! BERN--
- GOTCHA! - OH!
DOH! COME ON!
YOUR DAD HAS STILL GOT IT.
[laughs] - DON'’T DO THAT!