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HIGHER, JOE. HIGHER.
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STOP PRESSURING ME.
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I HAVEN'’T READ
THE INSTRUCTIONS YET.
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JOE, THE INSTRUCTIONS
ARE "JUMP."
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AND THEN WHAT, DAD?
THEN WHAT?
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AND THEN WHAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?
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THEN YOU TAKE IT
IN THE BACKYARD,
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BECAUSE GRANDPA BERNIE
IS COMING HERE SOON.
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COME ON!
- WE HAVE A GRANDPA BERNIE?
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HE'’S NOT OUR REAL GRANDPA, JANIE.
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HE PLAYED THE GRANDPA
ON DAD'’S SHOW, REMEMBER?
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[ball game on TV]
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WHOA!
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DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY CHAIR?
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I DON'’T KNOW
WHAT YOU CALL IT,
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BUT I CALL IT
"SITTIN'’ AND EATIN'’."
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THAT PIE WAS MEANT FOR DINNER
WITH MY BOSS TOMORROW NIGHT.
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ABOUT THAT, I GOT GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
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THE BAD NEWS IS
YOU WERE FIRED.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS
THIS PIE IS DELICIOUS.
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I WAS FIRED?
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GOTCHA!
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[both laughing]
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I HAVEN'’T SEEN HIM
SINCE THE SHOW ENDED.
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I'’M SO EXCITED.
- MM-HMM.
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YEAH, YEAH, YOU'’RE EXCITED
TO SEE THE HOTTIE HE'’S DATING.
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- NO.
- MM-HMM.
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NO, NO.
I MISS THE GUY.
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IS HE HERE YET?
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AND WHO IS THE HOTTIE
THAT HE'’S DATING?
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I DON'’T KNOW,
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BUT I'’M PUTTING MY MONEY
ON A FORMER SWIMSUIT MODEL,
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35 TO 40.
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NO, NO, I'’M GOING
YOGA INSTRUCTOR,
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ABOUT 30 TO 35.
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UH-UH,
YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS.
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SHE'’S A HOT NANNY,
NOT A DAY OVER 30.
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YOU KNOW, I'’D BE WILLING
TO JOIN THIS WAGER
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IF I HAD, SAY, $10 TO BET.
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KEVIN,
YOU GOTTA LET THAT GO.
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BERNIE BORROWED
THAT $10 YEARS AGO.
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HE DOESN'’T EVEN REMEMBER!
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WELL, I REMEMBER.
IT WAS A TUESDAY.
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TACO TUESDAY.
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AND GUESS WHO COULDN'’T
AFFORD A TACO
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BECAUSE HE DIDN'’T
HAVE TEN BUCKS.
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THIS {\an8}MUCHACHO.
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[doorbell]
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WOW, COME ON!
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all: OHHH!
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[laughter]
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OOH.
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WHOA!
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AWW.
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- NICE SAVE.
- YEAH, SORRY.
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BERNIE, YOU LOOK
LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
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I WAS GONNA SAY
MORE LIKE TEN.
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CHRISTINE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH! HELLO, JOE.
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YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?
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YEAH, SHE WAS MY FRIEND
FITZY'’S NANNY.
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- OH.
- AHH.
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[laughing]
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WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
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I HAVE A THING FOR NANNIES.
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WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY
WE WILL NOT BE GETTING A NANNY.
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[laughter]
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OH, AND, UH,
THIS IS BERNIE JR.
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- YEAH.
- PRECIOUS LITTLE THING.
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HI, SWEETHEART.
I'’M AMY.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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[laughing] WOW.
WHAT A CUTIE!
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WHAT'’S AN OUTFIT LIKE THIS
GO FOR, BERNIE, HUH?
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I DON'’T KNOW, TEN BUCKS?
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WELL, BRUNCH IS WAITING
IN THE KITCHEN.
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SO FOLLOW ME, KIDS.
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YEAH, PLEASE,
COME ON IN, GUYS.
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I HOPE WE'’RE HAVING TACOS.
MMM!
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HE'’S STILL WEIRD!
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CHRISTINE, HOW CAN ONE
HIRE A NANNY LIKE YOU?
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OH, DO YOU HAVE
A LITTLE ONE AT HOME?
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NOPE.
BUT IF THAT'’S WHAT IT TAKES.
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LOOK AT YOU.
GOT A WIFE AND A KID.
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IT'’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW BERNIE.
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I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU'’D BE
SPENDING YOUR GOLDEN YEARS
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ON A BEACH IN COSTA RICA
WITH A NEW WOMAN EACH WEEK.
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WELL, I THOUGHT SO TOO, DAVID.
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BUT YOU CONVINCED ME
THAT LIFE IS MEANT TO BE SHARED.
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AND I LISTENED,
AND NOW I HAVE ALL THIS.
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OH, WELL, YOU'’RE WELCOME.
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I'’LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
FOR IT.
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HEY, NEW BERNIE?
OLD DIAPER.
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[laughs]
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NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
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[laughing]
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BERNIE, THIS IS ONE OF
THOSE "GOTCHA" MOMENTS, RIGHT?
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[laughs]
NO.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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HEY, BERN, YOU WERE KIDDING
ABOUT NOT FORGIVING ME, RIGHT?
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YEAH, I WAS
JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM.
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I MEAN, OTHER THAN NO SLEEP
AND NO PEACE AND QUIET,
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I AM FINE.
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I JUST WISH I COULD GET
THIS DIAPER CLOSED
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BEFORE HE GOES AGAIN.
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YOU GOT A STAPLER
OR SOMETHING?
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[laughing] NO, NO, NO.
WATCH AND LEARN, OKAY?
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IT'’S SIMPLE.
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AND SO THE TV SON
TEACHES THE TV DAD.
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I'’D STAND BACK A LITTLE.
THE KID KICKS LIKE A MULE.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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COME HERE, LITTLE GUY.
COME HERE.
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OH. LOOKIT, LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS.
COME ON.
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HE'’S GOT YOUR EYES.
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BLOODSHOT AND SAD...
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FROM CRYING OF THINGS
I'’M NEVER GONNA SEE,
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OF THINGS I'’VE NEVER DONE.
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BUT I'’M A HAPPY GUY!
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OH, HEY, GRANDPA BERNIE.
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HEY! EMILY!
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THIS IS ZACK,
FROM MY HOME EC. CLASS.
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AND THIS IS OUR BABY.
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HOME EC.
IS GETTING EXCITING.
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IN MY DAY, WE MADE TOAST.
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IT'’S NOT A REAL BABY,
GRANDPA BERNIE.
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IT'’S A SIMULATOR BABY.
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WE'’RE TAKING CARE OF IT
FOR A CLASS IN SCHOOL.
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YEAH, THE CLASS IS CALLED
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"INTRO TO DON'’T EVEN
THINK ABOUT IT."
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IT'’S PROGRAMMED TO BEHAVE
JUST LIKE A REAL ONE.
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[doll babbling]
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THAT MEANS HE'’S HAPPY.
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[cooing]
AREN'’T YOU HAPPY?
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YES, YOU ARE!
YES, YOU ARE!
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[sighs] HE'’S THE LUCKIEST BABY
IN CLASS.
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WHOSE BABY IS THAT?
HE'’S SO CUTE.
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THIS IS GRANDPA BERNIE'’S.
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[laughing]
NO, REALLY.
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OH, REALLY?
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YEP.
I MADE IT MYSELF.
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THIS IS BERNIE JR.
HERE YA GO.
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NO, I'’M GOOD.
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[electronic beep]
- OH, TIME FOR A BOTTLE.
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LET'’S DO THIS.
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CAN I FEED YOUR DOLL?
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SORRY, JANIE.
THIS IS NOT A DOLL.
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YEAH, SHE WON'’T LET ME
HOLD IT EITHER.
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UH, THAT'’S RIGHT.
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BECAUSE WHEN JANIE
WAS A BABY,
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BUTTERFINGERS OVER HERE
USED TO DROP HER ALL THE TIME.
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- I DON'’T REMEMBER THAT.
- ME NEITHER.
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I DON'’T REMEMBER
A LOT OF STUFF.
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WELL, EMILY,
I'’M A LOT OLDER NOW,
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AND MY HANDS
ARE A LOT GRIPPIER.
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SMOOTH.
LIKE BUTTER.
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- YOU'’VE GOT GREAT KIDS, DAVID.
- THANK YOU.
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I MEAN, I GOT A LOT OF DREAMS
FOR THIS GUY.
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TOP OF THE LIST IS THAT
BERNIE JR. IS OUTTA DIAPERS
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BEFORE BERNIE SR. IS IN THEM.
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WELL, BERNIE, YOU JUST NEED
TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT.
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YOU KNOW, I'’LL TELL YOU.
WHY DON'’T YOU DO THIS?
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WHY DON'’T YOU TAKE CHRISTINE,
PICK A NIGHT, GO TO DINNER.
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AMY AND I WILL WATCH LITTLE--
- CHRISTINE!
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DAVID'’S GONNA TAKE THE BABY!
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DAVID'’S DOING WHAT NOW?
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OH, THAT'’S SO SWEET,
BUT WE CAN'’T.
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WE CAN'’T,
YET WE'’RE GONNA.
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- GO.
- THANK YOU, AMY.
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OH, I LOVE YOU,
MY LITTLE ANGEL, MM!
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AND I LOVE YOU TOO,
MY LITTLE ANGEL.
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GO, GO, GO!
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YOU WERE RIGHT, MOMMY.
HE TOTALLY LOVES THAT TOY.
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MM, JUST LIKE YOU WERE, SWEETIE.
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SO FASCINATED
BY ALL THE SOUNDS IT MAKES.
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[laughing]
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THIS THING CRACKS ME UP.
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- THEY'’RE SO CUTE AT THIS AGE.
- [laughing]
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OKAY, YOU,
TIME FOR BED, YOU.
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COME ON,
JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES.
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I THINK SHE MEANT ME.
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- GOOD NIGHT.
- IT'’S GETTING KIND OF LATE.
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I WONDER WHERE CHRISTINE
AND BERNIE ARE.
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THEY'’RE FINE.
THEY'’RE PROBABLY ON THEIR WAY.
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YOU THINK
THEY'’LL LET ME KEEP THIS?
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WHAT?
THEY'’RE NOT PAYING US.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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EMILY THINKS
I HAVE BUTTERFINGERS?
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WELL, WATCH
THESE BUTTERFINGERS
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HACK PAST
THE HIGH SCHOOL'’S FIREWALL
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AND INTO THE ROBOT BABY SOFTWARE
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00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:05,702
AND TURN IT INTO
EMILY'’S WORST NIGHTMARE.
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ALL I UNDERSTOOD WAS
"EMILY'’S WORST NIGHTMARE."
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SO I'’M IN.
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[phone ringing]
- OOH! HANG ON, HANG ON.
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HELLO?
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HEY!
BERNIE, YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?
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HUH? OH--
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[whispering] HE HAD A LITTLE BIT
TOO MUCH TO DRINK.
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HE THINKS WE'’RE MAD.
HE'’S FEELING GUILTY.
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NO--NO, NO, BERN--
BERNIE, NO, DO NOT DRIVE.
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DON'’T WORRY, OKAY?
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00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:33,643
AMY AND I, WE'’LL TAKE CARE
OF LITTLE BERNIE--
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HELLO?
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GUESS HE WASN'’T
FEELING THAT GUILTY.
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NO, HE WAS.
YOU SHOULD'’VE HEARD HIM.
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HE WAS LIKE...
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[as Bernie]
"DAVID, I FEEL SO BAD.
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"THEY HAD THIS THING
WITH THE SMALL GLASSES
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"AND THE SALT AND THE LIME,
AND IT WAS CRAZY!
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BUT I FEEL BAD
FOR YOU, DAVID."
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[laughing]
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LOOK,
ALL RIGHT, HERE'’S THE THING.
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THE HARD PART IS DONE.
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GO TO BED.
I'’LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
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00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:01,801
OKAY.
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00:09:01,801 --> 00:09:02,976
[as Bernie]
DAVID...
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00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:04,543
I'’M GOING UP THAT THING
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00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:06,893
THAT LEADS ME TO THE PLACE
FOR SLEEPING.
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00:09:06,893 --> 00:09:08,982
ALL RIGHT?
I'’LL SEE YOU LATER.
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00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:10,897
GOOD NIGHT.
- [doll screaming]
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OKAY, OKAY.
SHH. SHH.
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00:09:13,639 --> 00:09:16,120
I DON'’T GET IT.
I CHANGED HIM, I FED HIM.
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00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,209
IT'’S LIKE HE'’S SUDDENLY
GONE HAYWIRE.
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IF IT KEEPS CRYING,
IT'’S GONNA WAKE UP MY BABY.
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00:09:19,906 --> 00:09:22,996
[Bernie Jr. crying]
- OH!
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00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:27,914
[babies crying continuously]
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YEAH, HEY, BERNIE.
IT'’S DAVID AGAIN.
228
00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,659
JUST WONDERING
WHEN YOU'’RE GONNA PICK UP
229
00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:35,530
YOUR LITTLE
BUNDLE OF JOY.
230
00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:38,446
[Bernie Jr. crying]
231
00:09:38,446 --> 00:09:40,187
YOU HEAR THAT?
232
00:09:40,187 --> 00:09:41,754
THAT'’S BERNIE JR. SAYING,
"COME HOME SOON,
233
00:09:41,754 --> 00:09:46,367
BECAUSE UNCLE DAVID
IS GETTING CRANKY."
234
00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:48,152
I WAS UP EVERY HOUR
ON THE HOUR
235
00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:50,241
WITH THIS SCREAM MACHINE.
236
00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:52,025
JOIN THE CLUB!
237
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:56,508
DADDY, WHATEVER I DID
AS A BABY, I APOLOGIZE.
238
00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,858
JUST MAKE IT STOP!
239
00:09:58,858 --> 00:10:00,904
IT'’S LIKE IT'’S PROGRAMMED
TO TORTURE ME.
240
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,906
NICE WORK.
241
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:09,173
HEY, MAYBE HE'’S HUNGRY.
I HEATED UP SOME MILK.
242
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,696
WAIT, KEVIN, NO.
243
00:10:10,696 --> 00:10:12,132
YOU HAVE TO TEST THE TEMPERATURE
OF THAT FOR THE BABY
244
00:10:12,132 --> 00:10:13,481
SO IT'’S NOT TOO HOT.
245
00:10:15,614 --> 00:10:17,529
JUST RIGHT.
246
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:20,184
ON YOUR ARM!
247
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:23,143
GIMME THE BOTTLE.
MOVE OVER, MOVE OVER.
248
00:10:23,143 --> 00:10:25,406
COME ON, LITTLE--
LITTLE BERNIE.
249
00:10:25,406 --> 00:10:27,713
HERE WE GO, COME ON.
COME ON!
250
00:10:27,713 --> 00:10:28,845
LITTLE MILK.
251
00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:32,805
COME ON, HERE WE GO.
252
00:10:32,805 --> 00:10:34,502
IT'’S NOT WORKING.
NOT WORKING.
253
00:10:34,502 --> 00:10:38,332
TAKE THE BOTTLE.
254
00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:41,205
[crying decreasing]
WAIT, KEEP GO--
255
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,554
WAIT, KEVIN.
DON'’T STOP, KEVIN.
256
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,948
KEEP GOING.
IT'’S WORKING, IT'’S WORKING!
257
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,166
GO! GO!
258
00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:50,649
YES!
IT'’S WORKING.
259
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,870
AND--
AND TURN!
260
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:57,134
OKAY, THERE WE GO.
261
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,701
THERE WE GO.
262
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,528
OKAY.
263
00:11:00,528 --> 00:11:02,922
OOH.
264
00:11:02,922 --> 00:11:04,837
[sighs]
265
00:11:04,837 --> 00:11:06,230
[crying resumes]
266
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,101
AH!
267
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,843
MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN SHIFTS.
268
00:11:10,843 --> 00:11:12,149
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
269
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,890
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.
270
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:15,718
LET'’S TRY JAZZ HANDS.
271
00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:20,548
WAH!
SEE, HE LIKES THAT.
272
00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:22,637
HERE WE GO.
273
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,643
OH, YES!
MARCUS...
274
00:11:28,643 --> 00:11:30,167
PLEASE TELL ME
BERNIE SHOWED UP, MARCUS.
275
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,734
LOOK, I AM NO LONGER
IN THE BUSINESS
276
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:32,647
OF TELLING YOU
WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR,
277
00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:34,040
SO, NO, HE DID NOT.
278
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,565
[crying]
279
00:11:37,565 --> 00:11:41,221
- OH, THAT KID IS RELENTLESS.
- THAT'’S NOT BERNIE JR.
280
00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:48,838
KEVIN! WHAT'’S WRONG?
281
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:52,537
DAVID, THIS THING
HAS BEEN CRYING
282
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:56,106
FROM THE MOMENT YOU WENT
TO GET THE KIDS UNTIL RIGHT NOW.
283
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:59,022
HE BROKE ME, DAVID.
HE BROKE ME!
284
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:05,289
OH! BERNIE!
285
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:07,030
BEFORE YOU SAY
YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME,
286
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,858
I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU
I AM FINE.
287
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:11,077
WELL, WE WEREN'’T FINE.
288
00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:12,557
I'’M SORRY.
I'’M SORRY.
289
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,732
BUT YOU WERE RIGHT.
290
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,560
I NEEDED TO CLEAR MY HEAD.
291
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,909
GOOD, I'’M RELIEVED.
292
00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:18,215
I JUST THOUGHT FOR SURE
YOU WERE ON A BEACH
293
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,173
IN COSTA RICA
WEARING A FAKE BEARD,
294
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,523
INSISTING EVERYBODY CALL YOU
"EL PRESIDENTE."
295
00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:25,178
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
296
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:27,354
BECAUSE OF YOU,
I AM IN A VERY GOOD PLACE.
297
00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:32,142
I ACTUALLY GOT MY BEAUTIFUL
CHRISTINE A MANI-PEDI...
298
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,927
WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.
299
00:12:34,927 --> 00:12:38,017
THERE'’S MY LITTLE GUY.
HOW YOU DOING?
300
00:12:38,017 --> 00:12:41,194
MISSED YOUR DADDY-WADDY?
HI!
301
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,240
- [doll crying]
- THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU!
302
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,545
IF I KNEW
WHY IT WAS CRYING,
303
00:12:44,545 --> 00:12:46,025
DON'’T YOU THINK
I WOULD TELL YOU?
304
00:12:46,025 --> 00:12:48,071
OKAY, SO NOW OUR SON
IS AN "IT"?
305
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,550
I JUST NEED A BREAK, EMILY.
306
00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:51,683
YOU DON'’T GET A BREAK, ZACHARY.
307
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:54,294
EVERY DAY YOU WAKE UP,
THAT BABY IS THERE.
308
00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:56,601
DAY IN, DAY OUT,
309
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:59,430
WEEK AFTER WEEK,
310
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,781
YEAR AFTER YEAR!
311
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:05,088
SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
MY LIFE'’S OVER?
312
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,872
GUYS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THIS IS--WHAT'’S WRONG WITH YOU?
313
00:13:06,872 --> 00:13:09,266
THIS IS A THREE-DAY
SCHOOL PROJECT.
314
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,702
I DON'’T GET IT.
WHAT'’S WITH THE DRAMA?
315
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,660
RIGHT, BERNIE?
316
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,320
OH, HEY, MARCUS,
YOU SEEN BERNIE?
317
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,670
WELL, HE CAME IN
MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT...
318
00:13:22,670 --> 00:13:27,588
"I'’M OLD, I'’M TIRED,
I BLAME DAVID FOR EVERYTHING."
319
00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,895
DADDY,
WHERE'’S GRANDPA BERNIE GOING?
320
00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:32,506
WHAT THE HECK?
321
00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:43,343
NOW THAT'’S HOW YOU USE
A TRAMPOLINE, JOE.
322
00:13:48,696 --> 00:13:51,264
SO BERNIE CAME BACK
AND THEN ABANDONED HIS BABY
323
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,571
BY DOING A TRIPLE LINDY
OVER THE WALL.
324
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:56,052
YEAH, AND AMAZINGLY,
HE STUCK THE LANDING.
325
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,662
GOT IT.
326
00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,447
WHAT I DON'’T UNDERSTAND
IS WHAT THOSE TWO ARE DOING.
327
00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:02,667
WELL, FIRST,
THEY WERE GOING AFTER BERNIE,
328
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,538
BUT NOW THEY'’RE JUST
TRYING TO PROVE
329
00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:08,020
THAT IF A 70-YEAR-OLD CAN DO IT,
THEY CAN DO IT.
330
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,456
ONE MORE TIME, BABY,
YOU CAN DO IT!
331
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:17,769
OKAY, LET'’S GO.
332
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,989
DO WE HAVE TO?
333
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,339
ZACHARY,
PART OF OUR ASSIGNMENT
334
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,558
IS TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC
WITH OUR BABY.
335
00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:25,995
AND YOU WERE THE ONE
336
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:27,213
WHO PROMISED
YOUR IDIOT FRIEND CHAD
337
00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:28,432
THAT WE'’D MEET HIM
FOR PIZZA.
338
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:32,784
- EMILY, I AM EXHA--
- EXCITED?
339
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,307
'’CAUSE I KNOW YOU WEREN'’T
GOING TO SAY "EXHAUSTED."
340
00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:39,704
[sighs]
FINE.
341
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:41,227
FORGETTING SOMETHING?
342
00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:44,056
WHAT IT'’S LIKE
TO BE FREE?
343
00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:46,276
[whispering]
THE BABY.
344
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,669
[whispering]
SAME THING.
345
00:14:53,848 --> 00:14:56,895
HEY, I'’M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT
KEVIN MADE IT OVER THE WALL.
346
00:14:56,895 --> 00:15:01,160
UNLIKE BERNIE, HOWEVER,
HE DID NOT STICK THAT LANDING.
347
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,553
THINK, HONEY, THINK.
348
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,902
YOU WORKED WITH HIM
FOR TEN YEARS.
349
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,512
WHERE WOULD HE GO?
WHERE WOULD BERNIE BE?
350
00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:07,384
I THINK
I FOUND THE ANSWER.
351
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,603
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE WALL,
352
00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:12,302
I DISCOVERED A COUPON
FOR A REUBEN SANDWICH
353
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:16,480
AND THAT THE FAZIOS'’S CAT
DOES NOT LIKE SURPRISES.
354
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,526
IS THERE A DRAFT IN HERE?
355
00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:22,399
UH, UH, UH, KEVIN,
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT THAT, MAN.
356
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,401
- YEAH, IT'’S LIKE A--
- YEAH.
357
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:29,145
AH. YEAH, FELDY'’S DELI.
THAT'’S RIGHT.
358
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,321
BERNIE LOVES THIS PLACE.
HE'’S ALWAYS HERE.
359
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,626
YEAH, IT MAKES SENSE.
360
00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:34,106
IF YOU'’RE GONNA RUN OFF
TO COSTA RICA,
361
00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:35,194
YOU DON'’T WANNA DO IT
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
362
00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:36,848
WHY WOULD HE BE
IN COSTA RICA?
363
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:40,939
I DON'’T KNOW.
364
00:15:40,939 --> 00:15:43,463
ALL I KNOW IS I BETTER FIND HIM
BEFORE CHRISTINE FINDS OUT
365
00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:44,856
THAT EL PRESIDENTE'’S
ON THE RUN.
366
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,510
WHO?
367
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,642
I DON'’T KNOW.
368
00:15:48,642 --> 00:15:52,081
HEY, THIS IS
FOR TEN BUCKS OFF.
369
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,386
I'’M KEEPING THIS.
370
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,563
WHERE'’S MY WALLET?
371
00:15:56,563 --> 00:15:58,087
OKAY.
372
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,740
I'’M EVEN WITH BERNIE,
373
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,787
BUT NOW I'’VE GOT A SCORE
TO SETTLE WITH MITTENS FAZIO.
374
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,093
ALL RIGHT, I'’M OFF.
375
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:11,665
ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LITTLE GUY.
LET'’S GO.
376
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:21,849
YOUR TURN.
377
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,242
I DON'’T CARE
IF WE FAIL, EMILY.
378
00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:24,287
JUST SHOVE HIM
UNDER THE TABLE.
379
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,897
I CAN'’T DEAL
WITH THAT THING.
380
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,986
I'’VE NEVER GOTTEN
ANYTHING LESS THAN A "B"
381
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:31,250
AND THIS BABY IS GONNA
GET ME AN "F."
382
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,645
UNLESS...
383
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,690
A WAITRESS WALKED BY
384
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:40,259
AND ACCIDENTALLY SPILLED
THIS PITCHER OF SODA
385
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:42,696
ON THE BABY,
386
00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:44,307
SHORTING IT OUT.
387
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,744
I'’M IN.
388
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,485
DO IT.
389
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,531
ALL RIGHT,
ON THE COUNT OF THREE.
390
00:16:51,531 --> 00:16:52,793
[exhales]
391
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,621
ONE, TWO--
392
00:16:54,621 --> 00:16:56,971
WHOA! DUDES!
393
00:16:56,971 --> 00:16:58,799
THAT IS TOTALLY NOT OKAY.
394
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,802
DON'’T WASTE
A PERFECTLY GOOD SODA.
395
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:04,066
IT WON'’T STOP CRYING, CHAD.
396
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,330
I GOT THIS.
BABIES LOVE CHAD.
397
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:13,553
YOU SEE?
398
00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:15,425
[Bernie Jr. stops crying]
399
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:18,254
[baby passes gas]
400
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,734
AWW, AWW, LITTLE BRO!
401
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:22,562
[sniffs]
402
00:17:22,562 --> 00:17:24,608
OH, SMELLS LIKE
YOU JUST WHIPPED UP
403
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,958
A FRESH BATCH
OF COMPUTER DOODERS.
404
00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,177
UGH!
405
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,483
CHAD OUT.
- WAIT.
406
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:34,661
THOSE ARE NOT
COMPUTER DOODERS.
407
00:17:34,661 --> 00:17:36,707
REAL DOODERS, REAL DOODERS,
REAL DOODERS!
408
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:37,925
WHAT?
409
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:41,886
REAL BABY, REAL BABY,
REAL BABY!
410
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:48,501
{\an8}♪ UNO, DOS,
CHA, CHA, CHA! ♪
411
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,851
- BERNIE.
- {\an8}NO HABLA INGLES.
412
00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:52,462
CHA, CHA, CHA.
413
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,246
BERNIE, BERNIE,
I KNOW IT'’S YOU.
414
00:17:54,246 --> 00:17:55,943
I SMELL THE REUBEN
415
00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:59,033
AND YOU GOT YOUR NAME, "BERNIE,"
WRITTEN ON YOUR TO-GO BAG.
416
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:01,688
YOU CAN'’T JUST TAKE OFF
LIKE THIS.
417
00:18:01,688 --> 00:18:03,386
SURE, I CAN.
418
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,127
IF THERE'’S A TRAMPOLINE
AT THE MEXICAN BORDER,
419
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,432
I'’M AS GOOD AS GONE.
420
00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:08,826
NO!
BERNIE, BERNIE, COME ON.
421
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:12,569
CHRISTINE NEEDS YOU.
YOUR BABY NEEDS YOU.
422
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,441
CHRISTINE IS YOUNG.
SHE'’LL FIND ANOTHER GUY.
423
00:18:15,441 --> 00:18:18,662
AND BERNIE'’S A BABY.
424
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,359
AT THIS POINT,
HE DON'’T KNOW WHO I AM.
425
00:18:20,359 --> 00:18:24,450
IF I LEAVE NOW,
HE'’LL NEVER REMEMBER ME.
426
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:28,846
HEY, IT'’S FOR THE BEST.
427
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,804
YOU THINK I'’M A BAD FATHER?
- WELL--
428
00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:32,458
LOOK AT THIS MORON.
429
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,807
HE'’S DRIVING OFF WITH A BABY
ON THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR.
430
00:18:33,807 --> 00:18:36,636
NO! THAT'’S YOUR KID!
NO!
431
00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:38,812
BERNIE JR.!
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
432
00:18:38,812 --> 00:18:41,685
STOP THE CAR!
433
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,513
STOP THE--
LOOK IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR!
434
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,559
BABY HALF-ON-BOARD!
435
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,473
OH!
436
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,824
NO! WAIT! NO!
437
00:18:50,824 --> 00:18:52,086
TURN THE...
[horn beeps]
438
00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:53,392
ENGINE OFF BEFORE THE...
[horn beeps]
439
00:18:53,392 --> 00:18:55,525
BABY FALLS!
440
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,266
STOP!
441
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,137
I KNEW IT.
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
442
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,052
OF COURSE.
443
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,140
WHO COULDN'’T HAVE FORESEEN
A CONSTRUCTION CRANE
444
00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:06,100
DANGLING THEIR CHILD
HIGH ABOVE THE STREET?
445
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,494
I GOT THIS, DAVID.
446
00:19:08,494 --> 00:19:11,018
HOLD MY REUBEN.
447
00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:25,946
WAS I CLOSE?
448
00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:30,124
TO WHERE YOU STARTED.
449
00:19:30,124 --> 00:19:34,128
THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY.
450
00:19:34,128 --> 00:19:36,043
- THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY.
- THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY!
451
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:38,481
- THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY!
- THAT'’S THE FAKE BABY!
452
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,614
THEN WHERE'’S MY KID?
453
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,705
- OH, EMILY!
- MY BABY!
454
00:19:45,705 --> 00:19:46,924
OH, MY BABY!
455
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,056
I AM SO SORRY,
GRANDPA BERNIE.
456
00:19:49,056 --> 00:19:52,234
I DID NOT MEAN TO TAKE
A LIVE HUMAN BEING.
457
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:56,107
DON'’T WORRY, SWEETHEART.
IT WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST.
458
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,543
YEAH, YEAH.
459
00:19:57,543 --> 00:20:00,372
THANKS FOR TAKING CARE
OF BERNIE JR.
460
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:01,939
HE REALLY IS A GREAT BABY,
GRANDPA BERNIE.
461
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,723
HE IS, HE IS.
462
00:20:03,723 --> 00:20:06,552
AND I NEVER THOUGHT
I'’D BE SO EXCITED
463
00:20:06,552 --> 00:20:08,685
TO SEE HIM.
464
00:20:08,685 --> 00:20:09,903
HEY!
465
00:20:09,903 --> 00:20:11,340
I DON'’T KNOW WHAT I'’D DO
466
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,993
IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO HIM.
467
00:20:12,993 --> 00:20:14,647
WELCOME TO PARENTHOOD...
468
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,475
WHERE THE WORRYING
NEVER STOPS.
469
00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:18,738
I'’M GONNA BE OKAY,
RIGHT, DAVID?
470
00:20:18,738 --> 00:20:20,087
YEAH.
COME ON.
471
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:21,828
BERNIE, YOU "RAISED" ME
FOR TEN YEARS,
472
00:20:21,828 --> 00:20:23,787
AND LOOK AT ME,
I'’M FINE.
473
00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:24,744
YOU'’RE GONNA BE AMAZING.
474
00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:31,925
BERNIE?
475
00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:34,232
BERNIE!
BERN--
476
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,538
- GOTCHA!
- OH!
477
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,409
DOH! COME ON!
478
00:20:37,409 --> 00:20:39,455
YOUR DAD
HAS STILL GOT IT.
479
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[laughs]
- DON'’T DO THAT!