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AH, AH, AH, AH!
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I SAID YOU COULD HAVE
A COOKIE {\an8}AFTER DINNER.
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IT ALL GOES
TO THE SAME PLACE, DADDY.
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I KNOW IT DOES.
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BUT I WANT THE GOOD STUFF
TO GO IN FIRST.
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I'M WITH YA.
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I SAID THE GOOD STUFF.
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THIS IS THE GOOD STUFF!
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I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE,
DIDN'T I?
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- HEY.
- HEY.
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GUESS WHAT.
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I FINALLY GET TO DO
SOME REAL ACTING ON THE SOAP.
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DR. SARAH DESARIO
GETS TO BE AN ACTUAL DOCTOR!
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I DON'T JUST GET A DRINK
THROWN IN MY FACE.
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I GET TO SAY THINGS LIKE
"MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION"!
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[laughing]
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MOMMY SAID "FARCTION."
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[laughs]
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MOM, I'M GONNA NEED
TO VIDEOTAPE YOU AT WORK
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FOR MY CAREER DAY PROJECT.
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WILL YOU SIGN
THIS PERMISSION SLIP
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SO I CAN MISS SCHOOL
TOMORROW?
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I DON'T KNOW IF TOMORROW'S
GONNA WORK, SWEETIE.
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OH, BIG DAY.
GOT A LOT OF LINES TO LEARN.
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WELL, THEN WHAT AM I
GONNA DO FOR CAREER DAY?
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HELLO?
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DAD, PLEASE, NOT NOW.
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I'M TRYING TO THINK
OF SOMEONE WHO HAS A JOB.
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EXCUSE ME? I HAVE A JOB.
I WORK RIGHT HERE.
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I'LL TELL YOU,
I'VE WORKED HARDER
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BEING A STAY-AT-HOME DAD
THAN I EVER DID AS A TV DAD.
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- MM-HMM.
- AND I HAVE TO DO MY OWN HAIR.
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HE'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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NOW, BEING
A STAY-AT-HOME PARENT
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IS A VERY,
VERY IMPORTANT JOB.
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GREAT!
I'LL STAY HOME WITH YOU, DAD.
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AND I GET TO DO
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS:
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HANGING WITH MY POPS
AND NOT WEARING PANTS.
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DADDY, PLEASE MAKE HIM
WEAR PANTS.
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[laughing]
OKAY.
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I'M INSISTING ON IT.
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THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, MISTER.
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MM-HMM.
MM.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
OF THIS ROOM AS THE KITCHEN,
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BUT I LIKE TO THINK OF IT
AS THE BASE OF OPERATIONS,
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THE BRIDGE OF THE {\an8}USS HOBBS.
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JOE, YOU'RE GETTING
MY GOOD SIDE, RIGHT?
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DAD, MY CAREER DAY PROJECT
IS A DOCUMENTARY.
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JUST ACT NATURAL.
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HELLO, FATHER.
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OH!
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JOSEPH,
I DID NOT SEE YOU THERE.
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JOEY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO INFORM
THE OTHER ON-AIR TALENT.
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JANIE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO ACT NATURAL.
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TELL HER, DAD.
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DAD!
- YEAH, SORRY!
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OKAY, NOW.
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EVERY MORNING
IN THE HOBBS HOUSE
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BRINGS A NEW SET OF DEMANDS.
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FOR EXAMPLE, BREAKFAST.
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I KNOW THAT EMILY,
SHE LIKES TO HAVE EGG WHITES,
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UH, WHEAT TOAST.
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UH, CAN'T, DAD.
REMEMBER?
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I HAVE AN EARLY
PRODUCTION MEETING
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FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL
NEWS PROGRAM.
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I AM TRYING TO DOUBLE
MY VIEWERSHIP,
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WHICH MEANS IT WOULD GO
FROM ME TO...
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ANYONE ELSE.
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WHICH IS WHY
OUR BIG-TIME PRODUCER
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GETS HER BREAKFAST TO GO.
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NOW REMEMBER THAT YOUR BAG
OF BREAKFAST
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IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BAG
OF THE DAY.
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HAVE A NICE DAY.
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DAD...
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Y- I'M AWARE OF THAT.L.
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I'M JUST TIMING
THE TRAFFIC.
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AND WE GO!
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AND THAT'S THE KEY
TO QUICK CARPOOL DROP-OFF.
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JUST SMILE AND WAVE,
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AND FLY DOWN
THAT "BUSES ONLY" LANE
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LIKE YOU'RE MEANT
TO BE THERE.
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NOW DOING LAUNDRY
CAN BE FRAUGHT WITH DANGER.
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IF YOU DON'T INSPECT
THE POCKETS THOROUGHLY,
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THERE'S A VER--
- PA-PA!
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I FOUND A RED PEN.
- AH, YES.
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THE DREADED RED PEN,
THE ENEMY OF LAUNDRY.
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OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, {\an8}
EL DIABLO ROJO.
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GOOD WORK.
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SORTING MAIL TAKES FOCUS
AND CONCENTRATION.
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JUNK MAIL IS ALWAYS
TRYING TO SELL YOU STUFF
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THAT YOU DON'T NEED.
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THEY PREY ON THE WEAK-MINDED.
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NOW--
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OOH.
I {\an8}SHOULD ACT FAST.
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THIS OFFER FOR COLLECTIBLE
RARE BIRD PLATES
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IS NOT GONNA LAST FOREVER.
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PUT IT IN MY POCKET.
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AND IN OTHER NEWS,
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JEFF NOUGAT-ASTRONAUT
WILL BE PRESIDING OVER--
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UH, TAYLOR,
IT'S JEFF TZOUGANATOS.
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THAT'S TOO HARD TO SAY, EM.
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CAN WE CHANGE IT?
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NO, WE'RE A NEWS SOURCE.
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AND IT'S HIS NAME.
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CAN'T I PLEASE
JUST DO THE WEATHER?
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THAT'S MY REAL PASSION.
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PLUS,
THERE ARE NO NAMES THERE.
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TAYLOR, I REALLY NEED YOU
TO JUST READ THE NEWS.
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I'M SORRY, EM,
BUT I'VE GOTTA FOLLOW MY DREAMS.
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I'M OUT.
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NO, BUT--BUT TAYLOR,
IT'S TWO MINUTES TO AIR!
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WAYNE.
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CAN YOU SAY "TZOUGANATOS"?
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HEY. LUNCH.
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ONE SEC, BEA.
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PLEASE!
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NEXT MONDAY,
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THERE WILL BE A WIDER SELECTION
OF LUNCH PRODUCTS
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ON THE CAFETERIA MENU.
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HOPEFULLY, ONE OF THOSE PRODUCTS
WILL BE ACTUAL FOOD.
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[laughs]
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ROLL CAMERA.
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THE WIZARDS
AND WARRIORS CLUB
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WILL BE TAKING PLACE IN
THE BASEMENT TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
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TAKE THE TRAP DOOR
THROUGH THE DUNGEON,
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HANG A LEFT AT THE SKULL,
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AND DON'T FORGET
YOUR CLOAK OF SHAME.
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AND FINALLY,
THE PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS
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IS OFFERING TO RETAKE
YOUR SCHOOL I.D. PHOTO.
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IN CASE IT LOOKS
LIKE THIS.
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OR IN MY CASE,
LIKE THIS.
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[laughing]
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AND WE'RE OUT.
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OUT OF WHAT?
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OH, I WAS
JUST BROADCASTING LIVE.
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YOU JUST DID THE NEWS.
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YOU MEAN,
I WAS JUST ON THE AIR LIVE?
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YEAH!
AND YOU WERE HILARIOUS.
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RIGHT, WAYNE?
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YOU SHOULD BE MY NEW ANCHOR.
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PEOPLE WOULD LOVE YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW, EM.
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I MEAN, IT WAS FUN,
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BUT I'M NOT REALLY
A LIVE PERSON.
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I MEAN, I'M A-LIVE, BUT NOT
SO MUCH IN FRONT OF A CAMERA.
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I KINDA LIKE
BEING INVISIBLE.
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IN FACT, I AM PERFECTLY HAPPY
BEING INVISI-BEA.
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OH, MY GOSH,
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YOU'RE BEA MARONEY
FROM THE HIGH SCHOOL NEWS.
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YOU CRACKED ME UP,
AND I NEVER LAUGH AT ANYTHING,
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'CAUSE, LET'S BE HONEST,
WHAT'S FUNNY ANYMORE?
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GOOD JOB.
THAT WAS SO GOOD.
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- THAT WAS SO GREAT.
- YOU WERE SO FUNNY.
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YOU'RE SO COOL.
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WELL?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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MAYBE I COULD GET USED
TO "HIGH SCHOOL NEWS,"
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WITH YOUR HOST,
BEA MARONEY.
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SANTIAGO, I HAVE RULED OUT
A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION,
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BUT I MUST PERFORM
AN EMERGENCY APPENDECTOMY.
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I KNOW THIS
BECAUSE I'M A DOCTOR.
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DR. SARAH DESARIO,
MEDICAL DOCTOR.
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SINCE WE ARE LOCKED
IN THIS CLOSET,
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I MUST SANITIZE THE AREA.
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WITH WHAT?
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THIS TRAVEL-SIZE
HAND SANITIZER...
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AND A LITTLE MOXIE.
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[groans]
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- LIE DOWN.
- [groans]
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FOR A SCALPEL,
I WILL USE THE SHARP END
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OF THE ROTHSCHILD
TIGER EYE BROACH.
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- [groans]
- CUT!
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LOOK, WE'RE RUNNING LONG,
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SO WE'RE GONNA CUT
THE WHOLE OPERATION.
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WHA--WHAT?
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BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN
TO THE REAL DOCTOR ACTING THING.
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YEAH, WELL, WE JUST NEEDED
TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF.
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SO, UH, LET'S GO
TO LINE 37.
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AND...ACTION!
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HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL
THE ROTHSCHILD TIGER EYE BROACH
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BY HIDING IT INSIDE ME?
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BUT I DIDN'T DO ANY--
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YOU ARE AN EVIL
LITTLE WOMAN.
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[tires screeching,
sirens blaring]
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both: WHOA!
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DAD, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS.
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FITZY DID A RIDE-ALONG
WITH HIS DAD FOR CAREER DAY.
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THIS IS WHERE MY DAD JUMPS OUT
AND CHASES THE PERP ON FOOT,
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ALL PARKOUR-STYLE.
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I'VE RIDDEN ALONG
WITH THE COPS BEFORE.
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REMEMBER OUR SPECIAL EPISODE,
"SEE DAD BOOK 'EM, DADDO"?
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both: WHOA!
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BUSTED!
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IS, UH,
IS THAT MARTIAL ARTS?
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YEAH, HIS DAD'S HANDS
ARE REGISTERED
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AS LETHAL WEAPONS.
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THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
CHECK THIS OUT.
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[EKG flatlining]
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ELLIOT'S MOM
IS A HEART SURGEON.
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THIS IS WHERE
SHE RECONNECTS THE HEART
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FROM THE HEART-LUNG
MACHINE.
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WHOA!
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SHE'S MASSAGING THAT HEART
BACK INTO BEATING
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WITH HER OWN HANDS!
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I GAVE A MONKEY
MOUTH TO MOUTH ONCE.
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IT LIVED.
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- YOU READY TO GO?
- I'M FIRED UP.
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AND BY THAT,
I MEAN ON THE VERGE
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OF A PANIC ATTACK.
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HEY, HERE'S A CRAZY IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU BE ON CAMERA
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AND I'LL STAND OVER THERE
WITH THE HEADSET?
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TRUST ME, NOBODY WANTS
TO SEE ME DO THE NEWS AGAIN.
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WHY NOT? I DO.
I'M SURE EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
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RIGHT, WAYNE?
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
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I'M HERE FOR YOU, OKAY?
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AND WE'RE LIVE IN FIVE...
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FOUR...
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BEA, MY HAND!
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HELLO!
WELCOME TO "HIGH SCHOOL NEWS."
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MY NAME IS MEA BALONEY.
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BEA MARONEY!
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PRESENT!
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NO, JUST--JUST RELAX
AND SLOW DOWN.
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UH...
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BUS RIDERS, BE AWARE...
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THAT, UH...
- NOT THAT SLOW!
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BUS NUMBER FOUR
IS IN SPACE NUMBER SIX,
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AND, UH, BUS NUMBER SIX
IS IN SPACE NUMBER FOUR...
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AND FOUR IS IN...
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IS IT RAINING IN HERE?
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SO, UH, DON'T
GET ON THE WRONG...
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MAN, IT'S--
IT'S HOT IN HERE!
236
00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,063
IS IT ME?
237
00:09:46,193 --> 00:09:47,064
IS IT HOT?
238
00:09:47,194 --> 00:09:48,631
YES!
IT'S HER.
239
00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:49,936
WAYNE, PULL BACK!
PULL BACK!
240
00:09:51,764 --> 00:09:55,681
NO, WAYNE, PUSH IN!
PUSH IN!
241
00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:58,466
THAT'S THE NEWS,
AND I'M...
242
00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:01,469
VERY SORRY.
243
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,949
HURRY UP, KEVIN,
COME ON.
244
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,169
JOE WILL BE BACK
FROM FITZY'S ANY MINUTE.
245
00:10:05,299 --> 00:10:06,953
I DON'T WANT HIM TO CATCH US
LOOKING AT HIS FOOTAGE.
246
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,476
DON'T WORRY, DAVID,
WATCHING JOE'S FOOTAGE
247
00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:09,956
IS GONNA MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER.
248
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,958
YOU KNOW WHY?
'CAUSE YOU'RE DAVID HOBBS.
249
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,395
THOSE OTHER PARENTS
CAN'T HOLD A CANDLE TO YOU.
250
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,659
I DON'T KNOW.
251
00:10:16,789 --> 00:10:19,226
ONE'S A COP,
ONE'S A HEART SURGEON.
252
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,837
YEAH, AND ONE
WORKS ON THE SPACE STATION.
253
00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:22,534
SO WHAT?
254
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,796
"LOOK AT ME!
255
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,277
I'M FLOATING IN SPACE
FOR SIX MONTHS."
256
00:10:26,407 --> 00:10:28,279
WHOOP-DEE-DO!
257
00:10:28,409 --> 00:10:31,586
CAN THEY DO THIS?
258
00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:33,197
NOW MY SECRET
TO CLEANING THE SINK STRAINER
259
00:10:33,327 --> 00:10:35,199
IS TO TURN IT OVER
260
00:10:35,329 --> 00:10:38,028
AND SPRAY WATER
THROUGH THE BOTTOM.
261
00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:41,814
OKAY, MAYBE
NOT THE BEST EXAMPLE.
262
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,773
[fast-forwarding]
263
00:10:43,903 --> 00:10:46,645
NOW, FOR THE MORE ADVANCED,
264
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,952
IF YOU SLIDE THE BAG
FULL OF AIR INTO THE CAN,
265
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:52,782
YOU GET A TIGHTER FIT
AND MAXIMUM BAG USAGE.
266
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,699
I THINK THE GOOD STUFF'S
COMING UP IN THE--
267
00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:59,223
THE NEXT SCENE.
[fast-forwarding]
268
00:10:59,353 --> 00:11:02,008
MAKE SURE THAT YOU
HAVE A SPOTTER FOR THE LADDER
269
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:05,011
WHEN THREADING
A LIGHT BULB.
270
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:08,754
AND THEN, MOST IMPORTANTLY,
TURN AWAY...
271
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,844
SO THAT WHEN THE LIGHT COMES ON,
YOU DON'T GO BLIND.
272
00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:15,413
SEE?
I'M OKAY.
273
00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:17,284
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
274
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:20,505
HOW DID MY LIFE
BECOME THIS, KEVIN?
275
00:11:20,635 --> 00:11:23,290
- [snoring]
- KEVIN?
276
00:11:26,859 --> 00:11:30,254
WELL, DAD, I SUPPOSE
BUILDING A TREE HOUS..
277
00:11:30,384 --> 00:11:33,083
[laughing]
278
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,086
[sighs]
279
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,305
HONEY, YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING
OLD CLIPS OF YOUR SHOW
280
00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:39,959
FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS.
281
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,134
IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?
282
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:44,094
[sighs]
283
00:11:44,224 --> 00:11:48,576
A YEAR AGO, I WAS AMERICA'S
NUMBER-ONE DAD.
284
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:51,841
I IMPACTED MILLIONS
OF PEOPLE'S LIVES.
285
00:11:51,971 --> 00:11:54,321
AND NOW, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I'M MAKING AN IMPACT
286
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:57,324
ON MY OWN KIDS!
287
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,717
[laughter over TV]
288
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:01,938
HONEY, SIT DOWN.
289
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:02,982
[sighs]
290
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,288
I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING,
291
00:12:04,418 --> 00:12:06,856
AND I DON'T WANT IT
TO FRIGHTEN YOU, OKAY?
292
00:12:06,986 --> 00:12:10,685
BUT I DON'T THINK
I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.
293
00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:12,687
- WHAT?
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
294
00:12:12,818 --> 00:12:15,386
IT'S SHOCKING.
295
00:12:15,516 --> 00:12:16,909
AFTER ALL THIS TIME
AS A STAY-AT-HOME DAD,
296
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,695
OUR KIDS ARE STILL
A MYSTERY TO ME.
297
00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:22,480
I JUST DON'T WANNA GO TO BED
EVERY NIGHT THINKING,
298
00:12:22,610 --> 00:12:24,612
"OH, I HOPE I DIDN'T
SCREW UP MY KIDS TODAY."
299
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,223
SWEETIE, THE FACT THAT
YOU'RE ASKING THAT QUESTION
300
00:12:26,353 --> 00:12:27,833
IS WHAT MAKES YOU
SUCH A GOOD FATHER.
301
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,356
THE KIDS LOVE YOU.
302
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:30,836
I DON'T SEE JOE
RACING TO SHOW HIS VIDEO
303
00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:33,360
TO FITZY AND ELLIOT.
304
00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,232
IF THIS WERE MY TV SHOW,
305
00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:38,278
I'D GET A CREW IN HERE
AND RESHOOT THIS SNOOZE-FEST.
306
00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:40,803
AT LEAST THAT WOULD KEEP JOE
307
00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:42,587
FROM BEING EMBARRASSED BY ME
AT CAREER DAY.
308
00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:44,850
OH.
309
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,896
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
310
00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:48,158
- OH, NO. OH, NO.
- THAT'S IT.
311
00:12:48,288 --> 00:12:49,768
NO, NO, HONEY? HONEY.
- OH, NO.
312
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:50,769
I NEED YOU TO LOOK AWAY.
313
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:51,683
THIS LIGHT BULB
IS ABOUT TO TURN ON.
314
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,816
SWEETIE, PLEASE TELL ME
315
00:12:53,946 --> 00:12:55,730
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
RESHOOT JOE'S VIDEO.
316
00:12:55,861 --> 00:12:58,995
AMY, WHAT KIND OF FATHER
WOULD I BE
317
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,300
IF I DIDN'T TRY
TO TRICK PEOPLE
318
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,346
INTO THINKING
I WAS A BETTER FATHER?
319
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,219
I TOLD YOU TO LOOK AWAY.
320
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,353
IN A WORLD WHERE FRONT LAWNS
CAN DIE IN A DAY,
321
00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:12,704
AND LUNCHES CAN DISAPPEAR
WITHOUT A TRACE,
322
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,577
THERE'S ONE MAN
WHO BRINGS SANITY TO THE CHAOS.
323
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:19,015
[heroic music]
324
00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:20,016
[ding]
325
00:13:20,146 --> 00:13:22,018
DADDY!
I NEED YOU!
326
00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:23,846
[cartoon sound effect]
327
00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:28,502
ONE MAN WHO SERVES VARIED
AND NUTRITIOUS MEALS WITH EASE.
328
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:31,201
[whoosh, gong sounds]
329
00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:34,813
ONE MAN WHO CAN SAVE HIS CHILD
FROM EXPIRED DAIRY PRODUCTS
330
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,815
WITH HIS OWN TONGUE.
331
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:42,168
♪
332
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,996
[laser blast]
333
00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:50,394
ONE MAN WHOSE HANDS
SHOULD BE REGISTERED
334
00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:52,396
AS LETHAL WEAPONS.
335
00:13:52,526 --> 00:13:56,095
♪
336
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,969
THAT MAN IS...DAVID HOBBS,
STAY-AT-HOME DAD.
337
00:14:01,535 --> 00:14:03,102
[sneezes]
338
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:06,801
{\an8}SNOT ON MY WATCH.
339
00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:08,760
WOW!
THAT WAS SUPER COOL, DAD.
340
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,109
"SNOT ON MY WATCH."
- [laughing]
341
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,372
- GENIUS.
- THANK YOU.
342
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,200
SO YOU WANNA BURN IT
ONTO A DVD
343
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,898
AND SHOW IT
ON YOUR LAPTOP?
344
00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:18,378
WHAT?
I CAN'T USE THAT.
345
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:19,902
WHY NOT?
346
00:14:20,032 --> 00:14:21,599
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT
HOW IT REALLY IS.
347
00:14:21,729 --> 00:14:23,035
WHA--YEAH, IT IS.
348
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,428
JOE, YOU--YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT GOES ON IN THIS HOUSE
349
00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:25,995
WHEN YOU'RE IN SCHOOL
ALL DAY.
350
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,345
DAD, I'VE ALREADY
MADE MY VIDEO.
351
00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:29,607
WELL, ALL RIGHT, JOE.
352
00:14:29,737 --> 00:14:32,305
LISTEN, IF, YOU KNOW,
YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
353
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,828
MY VIDEO'S RIGHT HERE.
354
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,091
DAD, I LOVE YOU, BUT...
355
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:39,182
{\an8}SNOT GONNA HAPPEN.
- [laughs]
356
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,668
SO, DID YOU FIND ANYONE
TO ANCHOR THE SHOW?
357
00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,714
[sighs]
YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER.
358
00:14:49,844 --> 00:14:52,021
REALLY?
I FEEL BAD.
359
00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:53,500
NO, DON'T FEEL BAD, BEA.
360
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:54,849
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MY FRIEND,
361
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,025
AND IF YOU
DON'T WANNA DO IT,
362
00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:58,114
THEN I'M NOT
GONNA ASK YOU.
363
00:14:58,244 --> 00:15:00,507
BUT YOU MIGHT
WANT TO LOOK AWAY.
364
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:01,726
PERFORMING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE
365
00:15:01,856 --> 00:15:03,946
DOESN'T EXACTLY
BRING OUT THE BEST IN ME.
366
00:15:05,077 --> 00:15:07,558
ALL RIGHT, WAYNE.
367
00:15:07,688 --> 00:15:10,387
WE'RE LIVE IN THREE...
368
00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:13,216
TWO...
369
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:17,524
[shouting] GOOD AFTERNOON,
FELLOW STUDENTS!
370
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,352
HERE IS THE NEWS!
371
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:24,140
SHE KNOWS
SHE HAS A MICROPHONE, RIGHT?
372
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:28,361
OUR SOCCER TEAM WON THEIR
VERY FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON!
373
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:32,191
[screams]
GO, BADGERS!
374
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:36,369
IF SHE'S GOING DOWN,
I'M GOING DOWN WITH HER.
375
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,198
A REMINDER--WHEN YOU CHECK OUT
A BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY,
376
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,244
PLEASE MAKE SURE
TO RETURN IT!
377
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,073
ALONG WITH MY DIGNITY.
378
00:15:47,815 --> 00:15:51,341
HERE'S A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
FROM CARPOOL MONITORS.
379
00:15:51,471 --> 00:15:54,605
THE BUS LANE
IS NOT A DROP-OFF LANE.
380
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:56,737
NO CARS ALLOWED.
381
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,569
WHY ARE MY EYES BURNING?
382
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:06,530
MAYBE FROM THE SOUND
OF MY VOICE?
383
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,407
IT DOESN'T NEED
TO BE PERFECT, STACEY.
384
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,062
N-NOBODY CARES.
[laughs]
385
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:20,500
ON THIS SHOW, I'M A...
I'M A HUMAN SPONGE.
386
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,546
[laughing]
387
00:16:22,676 --> 00:16:25,418
YOU HAVE A GREAT LUNCH, SWEETIE.
388
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,463
OH, BOY.
389
00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:28,030
AMY...
390
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,466
MY {\an8}ABUELA CAME TO VISIT,
391
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:31,120
AND SHE INSISTS
ON MEETING YOU.
392
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,774
IT IS SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
393
00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,603
[speaking Spanish angrily]
394
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:47,658
SHE SAYS SHE LOVES YOU.
395
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:49,921
YOU DO REALIZE
I SPEAK SPANISH.
396
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,184
THEN THIS IS UNFORTUNATE.
397
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,012
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE SAID, UH...
398
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,493
"HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY GRANDSON
LIKE A BACK-ALLEY CAT,
399
00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:57,624
YOU WICKED WITCH"?
400
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:00,236
YOUR SPANISH IS EXCELLENT.
401
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,107
THEN YOU ALSO KNOW
SHE ONLY WATCHES THE SHOW
402
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,717
HOPING THAT ONE DAY
YOU WILL DROWN
403
00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:05,023
FROM A DRINK IN YOUR FACE.
404
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,025
[speaking Spanish angrily]
405
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,245
{\an8}ABUELA.
406
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,813
WAIT A SECOND.
407
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,511
YOU WATCH THE SHOW
BECAUSE OF ME?
408
00:17:14,641 --> 00:17:16,643
[spits]
409
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,471
I'M THE ONE
YOU LOVE TO HATE! AAH!
410
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,038
I MATTER!
OH, COME HERE!
411
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,257
MWAH!
412
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:23,172
SHE HATES ME!
413
00:17:23,302 --> 00:17:26,479
YOU HATE ME!
YOU REALLY, REALLY HATE ME!
414
00:17:31,571 --> 00:17:33,312
I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT, AMY.
415
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,314
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO CAREER DAY,
416
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,968
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
417
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,014
OH, BUTTON UP.
YOU'RE GOING.
418
00:17:40,145 --> 00:17:43,888
I CAN'T COMPETE WITH A COP
AND A HEART SURGEON...
419
00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:47,631
AND THE PHILHARMONIC'S
THIRD CHAIR FLAUTIST.
420
00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:51,461
SANDY TANUKI'S DAD
PLAYS THE FLAUT.
421
00:17:51,591 --> 00:17:52,723
I'LL BE READY
IN TWO MINUTES.
422
00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:56,205
I JUST WANNA CHECK MY PROJECT
ONE LAST TIME.
423
00:17:56,335 --> 00:17:58,076
I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH
THIS VIDEO AGAIN?
424
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,512
I THINK I'M GONNA NEED
SOME MORE PEANUT BUTTER.
425
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,645
SIT!
426
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,390
MY DAD PLAYED AMERICA'S
NUMBER-ONE DAD ON TV.
427
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,435
SO AN OLD MAN'S
DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD...
428
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:12,525
BUT NOW, HE'S PLAYING
HIS MOST IMPORTANT ROLE YET.
429
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:15,528
GETS PULLED OVER--
HE GETS PULLED OVER BY A COP.
430
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:16,703
HE'S NOT A DOCTOR...
431
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,576
- MY TUMMY HURTS.
- OH.
432
00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:21,143
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
LET'S...
433
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:22,405
LET'S SEE.
434
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,841
MAYBE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS
CAN HELP.
435
00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:27,932
WHAT SHOULD WE DO, DOCTOR?
436
00:18:28,062 --> 00:18:30,282
HE SAID IF YOU SNUGGLE
WITH YOUR DAD,
437
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,502
YOUR TUMMY WILL BE FINE.
438
00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:34,112
COME HERE.
439
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,331
THERE YOU GO.
440
00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:36,984
WAIT, LET'S GET
THE DOCTOR RIGHT.
441
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,334
OKAY.
442
00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:39,857
- DAD, HURRY!
- WHAT IS IT?
443
00:18:39,987 --> 00:18:41,250
IT'S POPCORN.
I THINK IT'S ON FIRE!
444
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,426
HE'S NOT A FIREMAN...
445
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,603
- NO, NO! HURRY!
- HANG ON, TAKE IT EASY.
446
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,301
GET IT OUT, DAD.
447
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:50,302
[water running]
448
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,999
[sighs]
449
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,524
- [laughing]
- THANK YOU.
450
00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:56,178
OKAY, YOU WANT POPCORN?
451
00:18:56,308 --> 00:18:58,310
HE'S NOT A FAMOUS DIRECTOR.
452
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,312
JANIE DOCUMENTARY,
TAKE ONE.
453
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:03,837
AND...ACTION.
454
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,231
OH, FATHER!
455
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,451
I DID NOT SEE YOU THERE.
456
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,714
OH, YOUR HIGHNESS,
WHAT LAND ARE YOU FROM?
457
00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:12,890
MONK-CHUNKIA.
458
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,457
MONK-CHUNKIA?
459
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,068
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
WHAT'S IT LIKE?
460
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,549
HE'S NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS,
HE'S ALL OF THOSE THINGS
461
00:19:19,679 --> 00:19:20,941
AND MORE.
462
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,987
WELL, IT SOUNDS TO ME
LIKE YOUR FRIEND BEA
463
00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:24,945
DOESN'T WANNA BE ON CAMERA.
464
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,164
BUT SHE'S SO FUNNY,
465
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,340
AND IT COULD BE
SO GOOD FOR HER...
466
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,125
AND MY SHOW.
467
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:34,172
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
468
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:37,349
I THINK YOU DO.
469
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,222
HE WANTED THIS VIDEO
TO BE MORE LIKE HIS TV SHOW.
470
00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:42,049
LUCKY FOR ME AND MY SISTERS,
471
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:45,096
HE'S PLAYING THE ROLE
HE WAS BORN TO PLAY: OUR DAD.
472
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,709
[babbling]
473
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:55,367
WHAT DO YOU THINK, DAD?
474
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,151
WELL, I...
475
00:19:57,282 --> 00:20:00,024
I THINK THAT VIDEO
WAS BETTER THAN MY VIDEO.
476
00:20:00,154 --> 00:20:02,374
- REALLY?
- YEAH, REALLY.
477
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,158
YOU GUYS READY TO GO?
I'LL WAIT FOR YOU IN THE CAR.
478
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:06,335
YEP. YEP.
479
00:20:06,465 --> 00:20:08,467
WE DON'T WANNA BE LATE.
480
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:11,470
WELL, I GUESS
I'M PRETTY GOOD AT MY JOB.
481
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:14,299
YOU TURNED OUT OKAY.
482
00:20:17,476 --> 00:20:20,479
I GUESS I'M A GOOD DAD.
483
00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:27,269
HEY, WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?
484
00:20:27,399 --> 00:20:28,879
OH!
485
00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:31,838
HOLD ON. I...
486
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:34,972
I WAS JUST TIMING
THE TRAFFIC.
487
00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:37,409
AND NOW, WE GO.