1 00:00:11,706 --> 00:00:13,447 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 2 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:16,233 MOVIE'S OVER, EVERYBODY. TIME FOR BED. 3 00:00:16,363 --> 00:00:18,017 YEAH. WHOO! 4 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:20,193 THAT WAS FUN. YEAH. 5 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,282 YOU KNOW, REALLY GOT MY HEART PUMPING. 6 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,458 I'M PUMPED UP, RIGHT? 7 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:27,157 OKAY, SO I'M JUST GONNA HEAD BACK 8 00:00:27,287 --> 00:00:29,594 TO MY DESERTED TRAILER, YOU KNOW, ALL ALONE 9 00:00:29,724 --> 00:00:33,859 BY MYSELF WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR ME SCREAM. 10 00:00:33,989 --> 00:00:36,557 I'M NOT GONNA WALK YOU TO YOUR TRAILER, KEVIN. 11 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:39,299 NOR WILL I SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP. 12 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:40,648 FOOL ME ONCE. - OKAY. 13 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:42,302 ALL RIGHT. 14 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:45,218 BUT CAN WE USE THE TWO-WAY COMMUNICATION SYSTEM? 15 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:46,959 THE BABY MONITOR? 16 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:50,919 THE BABY MONITOR. YEAH, LIKE I'M A BABY, RIGHT? 17 00:00:51,050 --> 00:00:53,661 OKAY. I'M GONNA GO AND ACTIVATE IT IN THE KITCHEN. 18 00:00:55,141 --> 00:00:57,012 THAT ENDING WASN'T SCARY. 19 00:00:57,143 --> 00:00:58,927 I TOTALLY SAW IT COMING. 20 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:00,755 YEAH, AND I SEE YOU GOING UP TO BED, YOU. 21 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:03,584 I TOTALLY SAW THAT COMING TOO. 22 00:01:03,715 --> 00:01:05,238 IT'S TIME TO SWITCH. 23 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,631 HERE WE GO. 24 00:01:06,761 --> 00:01:08,850 COME ON. - I THINK TAZIE LIKES ME. 25 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,374 I'M SURE SHE DOES LIKE YOU, 26 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,376 'CAUSE SHE'S A PRETTY LITTLE PUPPY DOGGY, 27 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,942 AREN'T YOU, TAZIE? 28 00:01:14,073 --> 00:01:15,118 SHE MAY LIKE YOU... 29 00:01:15,248 --> 00:01:19,165 BUT SHE LOVES ME. 30 00:01:20,601 --> 00:01:23,256 COME ON, TAZIE. OUR GUEST ROOM AWAITS. 31 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,301 YEAH, SPEAKING OF WHICH, MARCUS, YOU KNOW, 32 00:01:24,431 --> 00:01:26,651 YOUR WIFE HAS BEEN IN EUROPE FOR THREE WEEKS. 33 00:01:26,781 --> 00:01:29,044 WHY AREN'T YOU HOME ENJOYING ALL THAT PEACE AND QUIET 34 00:01:29,175 --> 00:01:30,655 YOU KEEP COMPLAINING YOU DON'T HAVE? 35 00:01:30,785 --> 00:01:34,049 BECAUSE I'M WAITING FOR OUR NEW BED TO ARRIVE. 36 00:01:34,180 --> 00:01:37,792 YOU SEE, THE MATTRESS DENT THAT MY WIFE LEFT BEHIND 37 00:01:37,923 --> 00:01:39,054 CREATED A SINKHOLE. 38 00:01:39,185 --> 00:01:40,839 TAZIE FELL IN. 39 00:01:40,969 --> 00:01:44,016 DISAPPEARED FOR TWO DAYS. 40 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,714 SHE WOULDN'T SURVIVE IF IT WASN'T FOR THE DOUGHNUT CRUMBS 41 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:47,846 AND THE BITS OF STEAK DOWN THERE. 42 00:01:47,976 --> 00:01:49,152 YEAH, I KNOW. 43 00:01:49,282 --> 00:01:50,979 LAST WEEK, IT WAS WHAT, YOU HAD THE HOUSE TENTED? 44 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:52,198 NOW YOU GOT A BAD BED. 45 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,808 YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BETTER, 46 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:56,985 I'D SAY YOU WERE LONELY. 47 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:59,162 LONELY? LONELY? I'M A GROWN MAN. 48 00:01:59,292 --> 00:02:01,294 LOOK, IF YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE, JUST SAY IT, 49 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,122 I WILL GRAB MY ROLLY BAG AND MY DOGGY, 50 00:02:03,253 --> 00:02:05,168 AND I'M OUT OF HERE, TWO DAYS TOPS. 51 00:02:05,298 --> 00:02:08,127 IT'S FINE, MARCUS. GOOD NIGHT. 52 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,216 JOE, YOU JUST GOTTA MAN UP AND DO IT. 53 00:02:10,347 --> 00:02:12,044 - DON'T BE A CHICKEN. - I'M NOT A CHICKEN. 54 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,351 - THEN PROVE IT. - YEAH. 55 00:02:14,481 --> 00:02:17,441 ARE YOU A MAN OR A... 56 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,575 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, JOE? 57 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,186 YEAH, FINE. WHY? 58 00:02:23,316 --> 00:02:24,317 WELL, 'CAUSE WHEN I WALKED IN HERE, 59 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:28,669 YOU SLAMMED YOUR COMPUTER SHUT REAL QUICK. 60 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,671 YOU WOULDN'T BE HIDING ANYTHING FROM YOUR OLD MAN, WOULD YOU? 61 00:02:32,325 --> 00:02:34,893 NO. 62 00:02:35,023 --> 00:02:36,503 'CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING. 63 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:39,463 - YEAH, I KNOW. NIGHT, DAD. - OKAY. 64 00:02:41,769 --> 00:02:44,468 OKAY, DAVID, I AM SAFELY BACK IN MY TRAILER, 65 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,078 I AM NOW TUCKING MYSELF IN, 66 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:48,211 TURNING OUT THE LIGHTS, AND... 67 00:02:48,341 --> 00:02:50,691 - BOO! - AAGH! MONSTER! 68 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:53,041 JANIE, GET OUT OF KEVIN'S TRAILER AND GO TO BED, PLEASE. 69 00:02:53,172 --> 00:02:56,480 HE'S SO EASY, DADDY. 70 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:29,382 DAVID. 71 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:30,775 DAVID, WAKE UP. 72 00:03:30,905 --> 00:03:31,776 I'M NOT SNORING. 73 00:03:31,906 --> 00:03:34,213 THERE'S A BEEPING SOUND. 74 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,868 THERE'S NOTHING. GO BACK TO SLEEP. 75 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:40,045 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 76 00:03:40,175 --> 00:03:41,916 WHAT IF IT'S A SMOKE ALARM? 77 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:44,832 COME ON, HONEY, IT NEEDS A BATTERY. 78 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:46,051 GO BACK TO SLEEP. 79 00:03:46,181 --> 00:03:47,444 WELL, IF IT NEEDS A BATTERY 80 00:03:47,574 --> 00:03:49,533 AND THERE'S A FIRE, IT'S NOT GONNA WARN US. 81 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,143 THE FLAMES COULD SLOWLY BE MAKING THEIR WAY 82 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:52,666 UP THE STAIRS AS WE SPEAK. 83 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:55,974 OH, PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS ONE OF YOUR THINGS NOW. 84 00:03:56,104 --> 00:03:59,064 WHAT THINGS? 85 00:03:59,194 --> 00:04:01,153 NEED I REMIND YOU OF YOUR HYSTERIA 86 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:06,158 OVER THE IMMINENT ARRIVAL OF THE YET-TO-ARRIVE KILLER BEES? 87 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,768 OH, THEY'RE COMING, DAVID. 88 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:12,120 THEY'RE COMING. 89 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,774 FINE. I'LL CHECK IT MYSELF. 90 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,123 NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, I'LL GO. 91 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:19,606 I'LL GO DO IT. STAY HERE. 92 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,219 - OH, HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO LATE? 93 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:26,613 AH, MAN, MY BODY CLOCK IS SET TILL 2:00 A.M. 94 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,312 THAT'S WHEN MY WIFE USUALLY WAKES ME UP WITH A WHISPER, 95 00:04:29,442 --> 00:04:32,227 "MARCUS, I NEED YOU... 96 00:04:32,358 --> 00:04:34,447 TO GO GET A DEEP-DISH PIZZA." 97 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,932 - WAS THAT A SIGH? - HUH? 98 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:43,587 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS. I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. 99 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:48,243 MARCUS, I THINK YOU MISS YOUR WIFE, MAN. 100 00:04:48,374 --> 00:04:50,333 HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE? 101 00:04:50,463 --> 00:04:54,075 YOU COULDN'T MISS HER FROM SPACE. 102 00:04:57,688 --> 00:05:00,212 THERE IT IS AGAIN. THAT'S BAFFLING, DAVID. 103 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:01,648 YES, IT'S BAFFLING. LOOK, YOU HAPPEN TO HEAR A BEEP? 104 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,302 WE'RE TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE IT CAME FROM. 105 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,348 THERE IT IS. 106 00:05:05,478 --> 00:05:06,218 NO, NO, NO, THAT'S ME, THAT'S ME. 107 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:08,655 I WAS HEATING UP A VEGGIE BURGER 108 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:10,353 IN THE MICROWAVE. 109 00:05:10,483 --> 00:05:13,138 YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A WHOLE FREEZER FULL OF THESE THINGS? 110 00:05:13,268 --> 00:05:16,315 YEAH, THOSE ARE LEFT OVER FROM AMY'S MAD COW DISEASE FRENZY. 111 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,274 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 112 00:05:19,405 --> 00:05:22,321 WHERE WAS IT? 113 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:25,846 YOU KNOW, THESE THINGS TASTE LIKE MEAT, 114 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:29,459 BUT THEY BURP LIKE BROCCOLI. AH. 115 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:32,200 CHICKEN FINGERS. CHICKEN WINGS. 116 00:05:32,331 --> 00:05:34,464 CHICKEN LEGS. NUGGETS! 117 00:05:34,594 --> 00:05:36,379 KEEP IT DOWN. I'M LISTENING FOR A BEEP. 118 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:39,382 DON'T PUSH ME. I'M NO CHICKEN. 119 00:05:39,512 --> 00:05:40,992 I THINK HE'S SLEEPWALKING, MAN. 120 00:05:41,122 --> 00:05:42,689 - WHAT? - IS SOMETHING BOTHERING HIM? 121 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:44,822 I DON'T KNOW. I HEARD SOME CHICKEN NOISES 122 00:05:44,952 --> 00:05:46,824 COMING FROM HIS COMPUTER, AND, WHEN I ASKED HIM 123 00:05:46,954 --> 00:05:49,261 WHAT WAS GOING ON, HE JUST DODGED THE QUESTION. 124 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:50,741 I'LL DO IT. I'M NOT SCARED. 125 00:05:53,439 --> 00:05:56,703 I WISH HE WOULD TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. 126 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,270 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA WAKE HIM UP AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT. 127 00:05:58,401 --> 00:05:59,619 I WOULDN'T DO THAT. IT'S VERY DANGEROUS 128 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,360 TO WAKE A SLEEPWALKER. 129 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:04,581 I'M HIS DAD. IT'LL BE FINE. 130 00:06:04,711 --> 00:06:06,234 JOE. OH! 131 00:06:10,978 --> 00:06:13,503 NUGGETS. 132 00:06:15,243 --> 00:06:17,376 HONEY, I'M SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 133 00:06:17,507 --> 00:06:20,161 I KNOW I GET A LITTLE WORKED UP OVER THIS STUFF. 134 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,424 IT'S OKAY. I JUST UNPLUGGED 135 00:06:21,554 --> 00:06:23,817 THIS LITTLE SUCKER, AND THE BEEPING STOPPED. 136 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,471 DAVID, THIS IS THE CARBON MONOXIDE SENSOR. 137 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:26,733 YOU CAN'T UNPLUG THIS. 138 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,561 WE COULD HAVE BEEN POISONED IN OUR SLEEP. 139 00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:30,520 WE'RE HERE, SO WE WEREN'T. 140 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:32,435 WE NEED TO OPEN UP ALL THE WINDOWS 141 00:06:32,565 --> 00:06:34,437 AND GET THE KIDS OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW. 142 00:06:34,567 --> 00:06:36,351 HONEY, THE KIDS ARE FINE. COME ON. 143 00:06:36,482 --> 00:06:38,005 WATCH THIS, WATCH. HEY, KIDS! 144 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:39,529 IF YOU'RE STILL BREATHING, CAN YOU COME 145 00:06:39,659 --> 00:06:41,313 IN THE KITCHEN FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? 146 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:42,532 THIS IS NOT FUNNY, DAVID. 147 00:06:42,662 --> 00:06:43,794 MY LITTLE BABIES COULD BE CHOKING 148 00:06:43,924 --> 00:06:46,361 AND FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. 149 00:06:46,492 --> 00:06:48,363 WE'RE TOO LATE! 150 00:06:48,494 --> 00:06:50,365 WHAT? 151 00:06:50,496 --> 00:06:55,458 NOTHING. 152 00:06:55,588 --> 00:06:56,502 YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA CALL THE NUMBER 153 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:57,372 ON THE BACK OF THIS THING, OKAY? 154 00:06:57,503 --> 00:06:58,591 HI. HOW YOU DOING? 155 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:01,333 LISTEN, WE HAVE ONE OF YOUR SENSORS, 156 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,030 AND IT WAS BEEPING LAST NIGHT-- 157 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,423 I'M JUST GONNA PUT YOU ON SPEAKER. 158 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:07,252 WAS IT A BEEP-BEEP OR A BIP-BIP? 159 00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:08,383 IT WAS A BEEP-BEEP. 160 00:07:08,514 --> 00:07:09,907 AS LONG AS IT WASN'T A BRR-BRR. 161 00:07:10,037 --> 00:07:11,952 - WHY, IS A BRR-BRR BAD? - WELL, IT'S NOT GOOD. 162 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,301 OH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN A BRR-BRR. 163 00:07:13,432 --> 00:07:14,825 IT WASN'T A BRR-BRR. IT AS A BEEP-BEEP. 164 00:07:14,955 --> 00:07:17,305 - BRR-BRR. - ARE WE PLAYING BIRDIES? 165 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,873 'CAUSE LAST NIGHT I KEPT HEARING BAWK-BAWK. 166 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:21,440 - BAWK-BAWK? - NO, IT WAS BEEP-BEEP. 167 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,137 - BRR-BRR. - BAWK-BAWK. 168 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:25,096 - WHAT IS GOING ON? - WHAT DID YOU HEAR LAST NIGHT? 169 00:07:25,226 --> 00:07:26,837 I HEARD A... 170 00:07:26,967 --> 00:07:28,273 - NO, IT WAS A BEEP-BEEP. - BRR-BRR. 171 00:07:28,403 --> 00:07:29,492 BAWK-BAWK. 172 00:07:29,622 --> 00:07:31,755 OKAY, GUYS, IT WAS PROBABLY JUST A BAD UNIT. 173 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,887 EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE JUST FINE. 174 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,933 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE BEES, DAVID, 175 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:37,761 AND THEY'RE COMING. 176 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,895 SIR, CAN YOU CALM MY WIFE DOWN, PLEASE? 177 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,506 MA'AM, SOUNDS LIKE IT'S JUST A BAD UNIT. 178 00:07:43,636 --> 00:07:44,985 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE. 179 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:48,075 OH, THANK YOU. 180 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:50,338 I JUST SAID THE SAME EXACT THING. 181 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:53,777 PLEASE, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL. 182 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:57,258 MM, YOU HAVE SUCH A CALM, SOOTHING VOICE, SIR. 183 00:07:57,389 --> 00:08:02,089 OKAY, MARV IT IS. 184 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:04,265 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHO WANTS-- OH, HEY, 185 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:06,093 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, JOE. - DAD, I GOTTA GO. 186 00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:07,312 FITZY'S PICKING ME UP FOR SCHOOL. 187 00:08:07,442 --> 00:08:08,792 I HEAR YOU, BUDDY, BUT, LISTEN, 188 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:10,184 DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING LAST NIGHT? 189 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:11,708 - NO. - OKAY, YOU WERE, 190 00:08:11,838 --> 00:08:13,187 AND YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT CHICKENS, 191 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,276 AND YOU TOOK A SWING AT ME. 192 00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:17,104 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING? 193 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,367 I'M SURE, DAD. 194 00:08:19,498 --> 00:08:22,414 GOTTA GO. - OH. 195 00:08:25,591 --> 00:08:28,420 SO YOU GONNA GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, BIG GUY? 196 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,422 I TOLD YOU, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT TOMORROW, 197 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,425 AND I WILL. 198 00:08:33,556 --> 00:08:36,820 MY SON'S GETTING IN A FIGHT? 199 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,826 HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, JOE. 200 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:43,870 DON'T WAIT TILL TOMORROW. 201 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:45,263 YEAH, DO IT NOW. 202 00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:47,439 THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE. 203 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:48,788 WHO AM I GONNA SURPRISE? 204 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:52,009 both: US. 205 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:02,149 GOOD LUCK, JOE. SHE'S REALLY PRETTY. 206 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,634 KISS HER. 207 00:09:16,729 --> 00:09:18,775 - HEY, JOE. - HEY, AMANDA. 208 00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:20,037 I JUST FOUND OUT THE TWO OF US 209 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:21,821 ARE ON LAB CLEANING DUTY TOMORROW. 210 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:25,608 CORRECT-A-MUNDO. 211 00:09:25,738 --> 00:09:28,915 ANYWAY, YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO CLEAN? 212 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,178 I'M READY TO CLEAN. 213 00:09:31,309 --> 00:09:33,920 ME TOO, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE'S TELLING ME 214 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:37,054 I SHOULD CLEAN, BUT BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO. 215 00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:39,143 CLEAN. 216 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:44,278 WELL, MILADY, UNTIL THE GOOD MORROW 217 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:47,020 WHEN THERE WILL BE MUCH CLEANING TO DO. 218 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,892 ADIEU. 219 00:10:00,381 --> 00:10:02,340 HEY, EMILY. 220 00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,124 - YEAH? - CAN YOU LOOK UP? 221 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,822 SURE. 222 00:10:05,952 --> 00:10:08,041 I JUST HAVE ONE LITTLE TECHNICAL QUESTION 223 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,348 ABOUT KISSING. 224 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,350 WHAT IS IT? 225 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,266 HOW TO DO IT. 226 00:10:15,396 --> 00:10:18,225 YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO KISS? 227 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:21,011 THAT IS SO ADORABLE. 228 00:10:21,141 --> 00:10:23,970 YOU KNOW WHAT, LOOK BACK DOWN. 229 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,016 SORRY. 230 00:10:26,146 --> 00:10:30,237 OKAY, SIT DOWN. 231 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:32,849 A FIRST KISS IS HUGE, JOE. 232 00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:35,286 IT SETS THE TONE FOR EVERYTHING. 233 00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:37,462 HOW MANY GUYS HAVE YOU KISSED? 234 00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:40,421 DID DAD PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 235 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,815 NO. DAD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW, 236 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,034 AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. 237 00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:45,949 ALL RIGHT, WELL, FIRST WE SHOULD PRACTICE. 238 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,559 GROSS! 239 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,256 NOT WITH ME. SIT. 240 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,737 HERE. ALL RIGHT. 241 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,565 PRETEND DR. MONKEY CHUNKS IS AMANDA. 242 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:56,394 WHEN YOU MOVE IN, CLOSE YOUR EYES. 243 00:10:56,524 --> 00:10:58,091 NO, BUT NOT TOTALLY. 244 00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,615 YOU STILL WANT TO SEE WHERE YOU'RE HEADED. 245 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:01,921 OKAY. NOW SHE TILTS HER HEAD 246 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,531 ONE WAY, YOU GOTTA TILT YOURS 247 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,664 THE OTHER WAY. - WHY? 248 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,666 I DIDN'T MAKE UP THE RULES, JOE. 249 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:10,800 I'M JUST PAYING IT FORWARD. 250 00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:12,758 ALL RIGHT. 251 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,326 NOW MOVE IN SLOWLY, PUCKER UP, 252 00:11:15,456 --> 00:11:17,937 AND PLANT. 253 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,896 HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN DOCTOR-- 254 00:11:21,854 --> 00:11:23,682 JANIE, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 255 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,815 JUST PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS. 256 00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:28,469 I CAN'T UNSEE THIS! 257 00:11:32,386 --> 00:11:34,693 TAZIE. TAZIE. 258 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:35,868 COME ON, GIRL. I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP. 259 00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:36,869 TAZIE. - SHH. 260 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,089 WHOA. WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? 261 00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:41,047 I'M WAITING FOR JOE TO SLEEPWALK. 262 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,701 HE WON'T OPEN UP TO ME ABOUT THIS FIGHT 263 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:43,920 WHEN HE'S AWAKE, 264 00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,443 MAYBE I CAN GET THROUGH TO HIM 265 00:11:45,573 --> 00:11:46,705 WHEN HE'S ASLEEP. 266 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,489 THAT'S RIGHT. JOE WAS ABOUT TO THROW DOWN. 267 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,274 UH-OH, FISTICUFFS. 268 00:11:50,404 --> 00:11:52,929 THE MANLY ARTS. 269 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,716 OH, HEY, I JUST CAME IN TO GET SOME FRESH BATTERIES 270 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:58,586 FOR THE TWO-WAY COMMUNICATION... - BABY MONITOR. 271 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:01,459 DEVICE, WHATEVER. 272 00:12:01,589 --> 00:12:02,982 BUT I HEARD YOU GUYS, 273 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,855 AND ARE WE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY? 274 00:12:05,985 --> 00:12:08,205 NO, WE'RE NOT HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY. 275 00:12:08,335 --> 00:12:10,903 IT'S AFTER DARK, AND THE THREE OF US ARE DRESSED IN PAJAMAS. 276 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,644 I THINK WE'RE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY. 277 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,864 OOH, PILLOW FIGHT. 278 00:12:14,994 --> 00:12:16,213 WHAT? 279 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:23,829 NO, NO. 280 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,788 SHH. HERE HE COMES. 281 00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:27,790 I HAVE TO PRACTICE. TILT HEAD. 282 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,530 PLANT ONE. MOMENT OF SURPRISE. 283 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,710 - OH, NO. - KEVIN, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 284 00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:37,190 I THINK HE'S HAVING A FIGHT AT SCHOOL. 285 00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,192 YEAH, AND I THINK HE'S FIGHTING A CHICKEN. 286 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,238 I HOPE IT'S NOT FREE-RANGE. 287 00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:43,501 THEY'RE DIRTY. ONCE THEY GET THAT TASTE 288 00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:46,069 OF FREEDOM, THEY DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN THE CAGE. 289 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,766 JOE, JOE, LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME. 290 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,942 PHYSICAL CONTACT IS NEVER THE ANSWER, OKAY? 291 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,204 YOU'RE NOT THAT KIND OF MAN. 292 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,249 IF SOMEBODY'S PRESSURING YOU, 293 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:54,120 YOU GOT TO TELL THEM TO BACK OFF. 294 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,296 IF THEY KEEP PRESSURING YOU, YOU TELL 'EM, "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME." 295 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:57,602 UNCLE MARCUS, 296 00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:59,473 I FOUND HER IN MY BED. 297 00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,084 OH! 298 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,999 OH, MOMMY. 299 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,712 I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER LEAVE. 300 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,458 SO LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 301 00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,199 YOU MEAN CLEANING, RIGHT? 302 00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:31,984 YEAH. UNLESS YOU'RE THINKING OF KISSING ME. 303 00:13:34,334 --> 00:13:38,773 WELL, I DID PRACTICE WITH A MONKEY LAST NIGHT. 304 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:41,994 CLEANING. CLEANING. 305 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:52,265 JOE, WE BOTH KNOW THIS ISN'T ABOUT CLEANING. 306 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,444 - BACK OFF. - WHAT? 307 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,751 WHAT? 308 00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:05,409 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME. 309 00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:07,150 JOE, YOU'RE CONFUSING ME. 310 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,901 DAVID, I DID THE RESEARCH. 311 00:14:19,031 --> 00:14:21,468 1 OUT OF EVERY 15 HOMES HAS RADON GAS, 312 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:22,774 WHICH CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS, 313 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,211 AND, OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH BLACK MOLD. 314 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,392 WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NIGHTMARE OF ASBESTOS. 315 00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:33,872 DOES IT CAUSE DEAFNESS? 316 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,048 'CAUSE IF IT DOES, I WANT TO WEAR SOME AS A HAT. 317 00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:40,226 DAVID, WHY IS THE OLD CARBON MONOXIDE UNIT STILL HERE? 318 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:44,013 BECAUSE I TOOK IT OUT TO THE WOODS AND IT FOUND ITS WAY HOME? 319 00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:45,753 YOU KNOW, I WISH YOU'D AT LEAST PRETEND 320 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:47,146 TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 321 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,671 HONEY, I'M TRYING TO DO THAT RIGHT NOW. 322 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,108 I'M KIDDING. COME ON. 323 00:14:52,238 --> 00:14:53,152 I PROMISE YOU, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 324 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,415 DON'T WORRY, BUT-- HEY, JOE, MY SON, 325 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,026 HOME ALL IN ONE PIECE, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 326 00:14:57,156 --> 00:14:58,375 HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN EMILY? 327 00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:00,594 NO, SHE'S NOT HERE, BUT YOUR OLD MAN IS. 328 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,422 WELL, YOU WANNA TALK? 329 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,989 I DON'T KNOW. 330 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,512 YOU SURE? COME ON, SIT DOWN. 331 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,079 SIT. SIT. - OKAY. 332 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,689 YES, GOOD. OKAY. WHAT'S HAPPENING? 333 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,343 WHAT'S GOING ON? 334 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:14,173 SOMETHING HAPPENED TODAY I CAN'T EXPLAIN. 335 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,653 I'M THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL 336 00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:19,439 BECAUSE I CHICKENED OUT ON MY FIRST KISS WITH AMANDA. 337 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:22,486 I AM PROUD OF YOU-- 338 00:15:22,616 --> 00:15:24,401 YOU SAID "KISS"? 339 00:15:24,531 --> 00:15:26,490 YEAH. IT JUST WENT SO WRONG. 340 00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:28,971 AMANDA AND I WERE ALL ALONE IN CHEMISTRY LAB. 341 00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:31,712 MY OPENING LINE WAS GONNA BE, "ALL THE ELEMENTS ARE RIGHT, 342 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:35,194 AND THIS ONLY HAPPENS PERIODICALLY." 343 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:42,767 AND YOU'RE SAYING IT GOT WORSE THAN THAT? 344 00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:44,943 YEAH. I STARTED BLURTING OUT WEIRD THINGS 345 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,293 LIKE "BACK OFF" AND "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME." 346 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,121 I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 347 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:53,473 THAT'S WEIRD. 348 00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,214 WHO KNOWS WHY MEN SAY ANYTHING? 349 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,781 BUT THIS IS A GOOD TALK, JOE, IT REALLY IS. 350 00:15:56,911 --> 00:15:58,391 WE SHOULD KEEP THIS LINE OF COMMUNICATION OPEN. 351 00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,740 - DAD. - TAKE IT EASY. 352 00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:00,698 LET'S PACE OURSELVES, OKAY? 353 00:16:00,828 --> 00:16:04,223 GOOD MAN. 354 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:12,318 SO THAT'S WHY JOE TOLD AMANDA TO BACK OFF? 355 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,581 POOR GUY. 356 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:18,150 I'LL BE OKAY. 357 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:22,502 I WAS TALKING ABOUT JOE. 358 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:24,548 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH, HUH? 359 00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:28,508 THAT'S GONNA BE AWKWARD. 360 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,815 NOT IF I TELL HIM WHEN HE'S ASLEEP. 361 00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:32,512 THAT'S YOUR PLAN? 362 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:33,774 POOR GUY. 363 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,167 OH, HE'LL BE OKAY. 364 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,649 THIS TIME I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU. 365 00:16:38,779 --> 00:16:40,303 NIGHT, DADDY. - YEAH, SWEETHEART, 366 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,001 BEFORE I GO, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 367 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:46,744 WHY DOES JOE THINK THAT YOU'RE SUCH AN EXPERT ON KISSING? 368 00:16:46,874 --> 00:16:49,747 UM... 369 00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:52,750 AWKWARD. 370 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,275 TAZIE, WHERE ARE YOU, GIRL? 371 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,885 COME ON, GIRL. 372 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,410 TAZIE. - HERE SHE IS. 373 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,760 SHE JUST CAME IN AND JUMPED IN MY BED. 374 00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:05,719 AGAIN? OH, TAZIE. 375 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,113 COME HERE, GIRL. WE HAVE TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, 376 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,202 'CAUSE TAZIE NEEDS TO SLEEP WITH ME. 377 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,204 MAYBE IF YOU SLEPT AT YOUR HOUSE, 378 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,859 SHE WOULDN'T BE TEMPTED BY ALL THIS. 379 00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:19,733 I CAN'T SLEEP AT MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW, BABY GIRL. 380 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,300 WHY? 381 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,437 DADDY SAYS, WHEN YOU MAKE THAT SOUND, 382 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:29,178 IT'S BECAUSE YOU MISS YOUR WIFE. 383 00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:31,571 WELL... 384 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:32,877 HE'S RIGHT. 385 00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:36,750 I DO MISS MY WIFE. 386 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,578 SAY GOOD NIGHT, TAZIE. 387 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,667 NIGHT, TAZIE. 388 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,539 - NIGHT, NIGHT. - NIGHT, UNCLE MARCUS. 389 00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:45,368 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT. 390 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:47,805 BACK OFF. 391 00:17:47,935 --> 00:17:49,067 SUCH A CHICKEN. 392 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,851 SO STUPID. 393 00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:54,116 JOE, JOE, IT'S DAD AGAIN. 394 00:17:54,246 --> 00:17:55,378 LISTEN... 395 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:05,083 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING INTO A FIGHT AT SCHOOL, 396 00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,912 SO I GAVE YOU SOME ADVICE, WHICH, AS IT TURNS OUT, 397 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:12,090 WAS BAD ADVICE FOR KISSING A GIRL. 398 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:16,442 BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BLAME ME. 399 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,053 BECAUSE THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS IT'S YOUR FAULT 400 00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,491 FOR NOT COMING TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE. 401 00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:25,277 I'M AWAKE, DAD. 402 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,895 I'M SLEEPWALKING. 403 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:39,291 - DAD. - OKAY, FINE. 404 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,466 JOE, I'M SORRY. 405 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:41,772 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? 406 00:18:41,902 --> 00:18:44,122 AMANDA THINKS I'M NUTSO. 407 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:47,473 WELL, LOOK, NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT THE REAL PROBLEM IS, 408 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:51,477 NOW I CAN GIVE YOU SOME GOOD ADVICE, OKAY? 409 00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:54,393 WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS YOU HAVE TO JUST--JUST TALK TO HER. 410 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,003 TELL HER THE TRUTH. SHE'LL UNDERSTAND. 411 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,181 - YOU THINK? - DEFINITELY. 412 00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:01,357 AND ABOUT THAT FIRST KISS, 413 00:19:01,487 --> 00:19:04,360 YOU ONLY GET ONE, ALL RIGHT, 414 00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,928 SO DON'T LET YOUR FRIENDS PRESSURE YOU. 415 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,235 YOU AND AMANDA, YOU SHOULD JUST, YOU KNOW, 416 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,237 JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE BOTH READY. 417 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,196 OKAY? - THANKS, DAD. 418 00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:17,677 ALL RIGHT. THAT'S MY BOY. 419 00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,117 SO THAT'S THE STORY. 420 00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:25,032 AND HERE WE ARE. 421 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,165 ALL THE ELEMENTS ARE IN PLACE. 422 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:30,255 WHICH ONLY HAPPENS PERIODICALLY. 423 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,735 THAT'S SUCH A GREAT LINE, JOE. 424 00:19:31,865 --> 00:19:33,693 SO YOU READY TO DO THIS? 425 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,609 UH-HUH. 426 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,438 LET'S CLEAN. 427 00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,010 I'M GLAD WE DECIDED TO WAIT TO KISS, JOE. 428 00:19:46,140 --> 00:19:47,707 I DON'T THINK I'M READY. 429 00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,274 YEAH, ME NEITHER. 430 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,451 BUT WHEN I AM READY, I HOPE IT'S WITH YOU. 431 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,758 ME TOO. 432 00:19:59,545 --> 00:20:01,417 MILADY. 433 00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:03,549 UNTIL THE TIME ARISES. 434 00:20:13,907 --> 00:20:15,126 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 435 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,041 ACTUALLY IT IS A DRILL, 436 00:20:17,171 --> 00:20:18,912 BUT PRETEND THAT IT'S NOT, 437 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,785 BECAUSE YOUR LIVES MAY DEPEND ON IT. 438 00:20:21,915 --> 00:20:25,092 ACTUALLY THEY DON'T, BUT PRETEND THAT IT DOES. 439 00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:26,964 MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT, LITTLE ONE. 440 00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:28,531 MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT. 441 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,707 OUTSIDE TO SAFETY. OUTSIDE TO SAFETY. 442 00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:33,057 THANK YOU, DAVID, FOR FINALLY TAKING ME SERIOUSLY. 443 00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:34,624 YOU'RE WELCOME. GOOD JOB, KIDS. 444 00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:36,669 OH, 30 SECONDS. 445 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,844 NO, BEES ARE A LOT QUICKER THAN THAT. 446 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,325 WE GOT TO GO AGAIN.