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I DON'’T KNOW, DAVID.
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MY WIFE IS BIG BONED
WITH A BIG-BONED APPETITE.
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AFTER A 12-HOUR FLIGHT,
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I DON'’T KNOW
IF ONE PIZZA'’S GONNA BE ENOUGH.
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DON'’T WORRY, MARCUS.
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I HAD KEVIN GET
A LITTLE DESSERT TOO.
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THE FOLKS AT THE PIE BARN
WERE SO EXCITED
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AUNT ALICIA'’S COMING BACK.
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YEAH, AND AT THIS POINT,
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SHE'’S GOT
SO MANY FREQUENT PIE-ER MILES,
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THEY JUST THREW IN THE CART
FOR FREE.
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SEE THAT?
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THIS IS
THE PERFECT WELCOME HOME.
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LOOK, DAVID, THREE MONTHS AWAY
IS A LONG TIME.
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BEFORE SHE WENT TO EUROPE,
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SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT
SHE NEEDED TO GO FIND HERSELF.
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NOW SHE SAYS
SHE HAS A BIG SURPRISE.
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WHAT IF THAT SURPRISE IS
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THAT SHE FOUND HERSELF
A SEXY FRENCH BAKER?
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OH, SHE LOVES YOU,
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
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THEY SMELL LIKE BREAD, DAVID!
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I CAN'’T COMPETE WITH THAT!
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- DADDY, ARE WE GONNA EAT SOON?
- YES, WE ARE.
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CHUCK AND FIRE ROSE
ARE STARVING.
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- OKAY.
- WHO ARE CHUCK AND FIRE ROSE?
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THAT'’S HER IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
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YOU GUYS LIKE CHEESE
OR PEPPERONI?
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REMEMBER
YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND STU?
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DAD, STU WAS REAL.
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HE HAD BLAZING PINK HAIR
AND EIGHT EARS.
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OH, MY GOSH!
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STU WAS NOT REAL!
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- GUYS, WE'’RE HOME!
- OOH, MARCUS!
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OH, OH...
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VOILA!
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DID SOMEONE ORDER SOMETHING
IN A SIZE PETITE?
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- ALICIA?
- WOW.
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WOW!
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WHAT? WHERE--
WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU?
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I LEFT IT IN EUROPE.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, BABY?
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YOU LOOK AMAZING!
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WOW! COME HERE!
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OH, LOOKIT THAT! OOHH!
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MY ARMS CAN GO
ALL THE WAY AROUND YOU!
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LOOK AT YOU!
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HOW DID YOU GO
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FROM BA-BA-BA BOOM
TO KA-KA-KA?
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BABY, BEFORE I LEFT,
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I TOOK A LONG HARD LOOK
AT MYSELF,
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AND I JUST DIDN'’T LIKE
WHAT I SAW.
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BABY, I WAS HAPPY WITH YOU
THE WAY YOU WERE.
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OH, BUT I WASN'’T.
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YOU'’VE HAD A LONG FLIGHT.
YOU MUST BE HUNGRY.
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WE GOT PLENTY OF FOOD.
COME ON.
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OH, NO, NO, NO. I'’M STUFFED.
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I HAD A SALAD ON THE PLANE.
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BUT I'’LL TELL YOU
WHAT I AM HUNGRY FOR.
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THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
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OH, WELL, I LIKE THAT
YOU CAME BACK FEISTY!
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WHOO! WHOO!
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YOU KNOW, WE'’RE
GONNA SKIP LUNCH,
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AND WE'’RE GONNA GO
STRAIGHT TO DESSERT.
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UP HERE. COME ON!
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I CAN DO IT! LOOK!
- WHOO!
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I'’M PICKING MY WIFE UP
FOR THE FIRST TIME!
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WHOO! I'’M CARRYING YOU HOME!
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MORE TEA, FIRE ROSE?
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I'’M SORRY, CHUCK.
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DADDY WON'’T SHARE HIS PIE.
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CHUCK,
YOU LOSE, BROTHER.
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SORRY.
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HEY, GUYS.
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- HEY!
- HEY, YOU.
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HEY, BABY GIRL.
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HI, AUNT ALICIA.
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I HAVEN'’T SEEN YOU
IN TWO DAYS.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
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LIVING LIFE, DAVID.
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STARTING WITH
THE SUNRISE BOOT CAMP.
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YOU KNOW, BEFORE I WENT
TO EUROPE,
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I COULD DO MAYBE,
WHAT, FIVE SIT-UPS?
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GUESS HOW MANY
WE DID THIS MORNING?
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500.
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YEAH!
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AND THEN WE HIKED ALL THROUGH
THE SANTA MONICA MOUNTAINS,
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TOPPED IT OFF
WITH A HOT YOGA CLASS.
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MM. HOT.
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SO HOT. AM I JUST--
- OOH!
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THAT TRIP TO EUROPE,
IT NOT ONLY CHANGED MY LIFE,
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BUT IT CHANGED {\an8}OUR LIVES,
DIDN'’T IT, BABY?
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YES. I NEED MORE WATER.
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I CAN'’T SEEM--
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SHOULD I REFILL THAT?
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I CAN REFILL THAT.
- OH, YEAH.
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- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
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WE'’LL BE RIGHT BACK,
PUDDIN'’ POP.
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OKAY, HEY.
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LITTLE THIRSTY THERE,
PUDDIN'’ POP?
100
00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,287
YOU CAN LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.
101
00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,027
THAT WOMAN IS RELENTLESS.
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RELENTLESS.
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I CAN'’T KEEP UP WITH HER.
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COME ON, MARCUS. MAN UP.
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YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIFE IS BACK.
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SHE'’S CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
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WHAT'’S THE PROBLEM?
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SITTING, STANDING,
BREATHING, BENDING.
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- DAVID.
- YEAH?
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ALICIA AND MARCUS ARE GOING
FOR A BIKE RIDE ALONG THE COAST.
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WE SHOULD COME.
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EMILY CAN STAY
AND WATCH THE KIDS.
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YEAH, TODAY IS
PIE AND PIZZA DAY, HONEY,
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AND I THINK
I MIGHT HAVE PULLED A HAMMY
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GETTING THE PIZZA
OUT OF THE OVEN,
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SO I DON'’T KNOW IF I'’M...
- COME ON, HONEY!
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LOOK AT THEM.
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ALL THE TIME
THEY'’RE SPENDING TOGETHER.
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IT'’S REALLY REKINDLED
THEIR ROMANCE.
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THEY'’RE SO CUTE.
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COME ON, DAVID.
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AAH. MAN UP, MAN UP.
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YEAH, COME ON.
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- YEAH.
- IT'’LL BE FUN.
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ABSOLUTELY, SWEETIE.
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THERE'’S A PAIR OF BIKE SHORTS
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WITH YOUR NAME ON IT UPSTAIRS.
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OH, YEAH,
THAT SELLS IT, HONEY.
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GUYS,
THE COMPETITION'’S COMING UP,
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AND YOUR {\an8}RUNNING MAN LOOKS
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LIKE MY LITTLE SISTER'’S
PEE-PEE DANCE.
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I DO HAVE TO GO.
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I WENT A LITTLE
WHEN WE COLLIDED.
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OH, COME ON, JOE.
WE'’RE JUST HAVING FUN.
135
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PLUS WE DON'’T STAND A CHANCE
AGAINST HIGH-DEF.
136
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HEY, WE'’RE
LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR.
137
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WE CAN BE THAT GOOD TOO.
138
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WE JUST HAVE TO WORK HARD.
139
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SAME TIME TOMORROW?
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CAN'’T. MY SISTER JUST GOT
HER BRACES OFF.
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TO CELEBRATE, WE'’RE ALL
GOING OUT FOR GUM.
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HEY, JOE.
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SAW YOU THROWING DOWN
SOME PRETTY NICE DANCE MOVES.
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REALLY? THANKS.
145
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YEAH, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU JOIN UP WITH HIGH-DEF?
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WOW.
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00:06:05,973 --> 00:06:07,192
I DON'’T KNOW.
I'’M ALREADY PART OF A CREW.
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HEY, COME ON.
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REMEMBER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO BE A WINNER?
150
00:06:10,456 --> 00:06:12,545
A WINNER?
151
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CAN'’T SAY THAT I DO.
152
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CAN I GET BACK TO YOU?
153
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YOU DO THAT.
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IN THE MEANTIME...
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all: WE'’RE HIGH-DEF!
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- WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
- MM-HMM.
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IT FEELS GOOD
TO GET A LITTLE EXERCISE.
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YEAH.
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DAVID, YOU OUGHT TO JOIN US
TOMORROW FOR KARATE.
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OH, WE'’RE IN.
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I ALREADY GOT DAVID A GI.
- YES!
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OH, "GI," THANKS.
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WHOO!
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WHAT YA DOING, SWEETHEART?
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DAD REMINDED ME
ABOUT IMAGINARY STU.
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STU. OH.
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I WAS FEELING SENTIMENTAL,
168
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SO I TOOK OUT THE LETTERS
"STU" WROTE ME.
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"DEAR EM, YOU'’RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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"I PROMISE I'’LL VISIT SOON.
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HEART, HEART, HEART.
STU."
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HOW CUTE IS THAT?
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OH, SO CUTE.
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HONEY, WHY DON'’T WE PACK THIS UP
FOR SAFEKEEPING.
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"DEAR EM,
I MISS YOU SO MUCH.
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"DON'’T FORGET I CAN'’T VISIT
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UNLESS YOU MASSAGE
YOUR MOM'’S FEET EVERY DAY."
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MOM, I MASSAGED YOUR FEET
EVERY DAY FOR WEEKS,
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WAITING FOR STU TO COME.
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"DEAR EM,
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"BUTTERFLIES AND PINK STUFF,
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AND NEVER KISS A BOY
UNTIL YOU'’RE MARRIED."
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THAT WAS YOUR DAD.
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"DEAR STU,
TOO LATE FOR THAT."
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all: WE'’RE HIGH-DEF!
186
00:08:23,284 --> 00:08:25,199
JOE, WHAT'’S GOING ON?
187
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
188
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I TOLD YOU GUYS LAST NIGHT THAT
THEY ASKED ME TO DANCE WITH '’EM.
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WE DIDN'’T THINK
YOU WERE SERIOUS.
190
00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:32,555
THAT'’S THE PROBLEM.
191
00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:33,599
YOU GUYS
WEREN'’T TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
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THIS IS MY CHANCE TO WIN.
193
00:08:35,645 --> 00:08:38,038
YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO BE WINNERS, RIGHT?
194
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I GOT NOTHING.
195
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ME NEITHER.
196
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COME ON, ELLIOT.
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LET'’S STORM OUT LCD STYLE.
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00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:50,268
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
199
00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,012
WHY DIDN'’T YOU FOLLOW?
200
00:08:55,012 --> 00:08:57,449
I DIDN'’T KNOW
WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
201
00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,500
WHOO!
202
00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,286
BABY, THAT WAS THE MOST FUN
WE'’VE HAD TOGETHER IN YEARS!
203
00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,809
"YE-HEARS"!
204
00:09:09,809 --> 00:09:11,681
YOU KNOW, IT'’S
SO INVIGORATING.
205
00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:12,986
I'’M NOT EVEN TIRED.
206
00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,553
- LET'’S MAKE SANGRIA!
- YES!
207
00:09:14,553 --> 00:09:15,641
- OH, YES!
- YES, SANGRIA!
208
00:09:15,641 --> 00:09:16,773
YES, SANGRIA!
LOTS OF SANGRIA.
209
00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:18,513
OH, SANGRIA! SANGRIA!
210
00:09:18,513 --> 00:09:20,341
AHH! WHOO!
211
00:09:20,341 --> 00:09:22,735
I AM SO EXHAUSTED.
212
00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:24,258
OH, MY GOD.
213
00:09:24,258 --> 00:09:26,173
KEEPING UP WITH THESE WOMEN
IS A FULL-TIME JOB.
214
00:09:26,173 --> 00:09:28,567
OUR FULL-TIME JOB
ON THE TELEVISION SHOW WAS
215
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,743
EASIER THAN THIS.
216
00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:32,440
- I AM DONE.
- NO, NO, NO, WAIT.
217
00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,791
HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, DAVID.
218
00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,096
LOOK, HANG IN THERE WITH ME.
219
00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:38,316
I CAN'’T DISAPPOINT ALICIA.
220
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,448
THINGS ARE GOING WELL FOR US.
221
00:09:40,448 --> 00:09:42,973
FOR HER, NOT FOR YOU!
222
00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:47,455
I SAW THAT LITTLE SEIZURE
YOU HAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
223
00:09:47,455 --> 00:09:51,111
- I WAS TRYING A NEW DANCE MOVE.
- IT WAS A SEIZURE.
224
00:09:51,111 --> 00:09:52,547
OKAY.
225
00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:53,940
IT WAS A SMALL SEIZURE.
226
00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:55,115
I HAD A SMALL ONE.
227
00:09:55,115 --> 00:09:57,030
JUST TELL YOUR WIFE THE TRUTH.
228
00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,510
PLEASE TELL THE TRUTH!
229
00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,251
SHE'’LL UNDERSTAND.
230
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:03,036
- ALICIA JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA.
- OH, GOD, NO.
231
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,781
WE'’RE ALL GONNA TRAIN
FOR A MINI TRIATHLON TOGETHER.
232
00:10:08,781 --> 00:10:11,654
SWIMMING, RUNNING, AND BIKING.
233
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:14,482
WHICH ONE DO I HAVE TO DO?
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00:10:14,482 --> 00:10:15,483
ALL OF '’EM.
235
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YEAH, LOOK, LADIES,
236
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MARCUS AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING,
237
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AND...THE TRUTH IS THAT--
238
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THE TRUTH IS...
239
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,757
WE'’RE GOING BACK TO WORK.
240
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:31,021
WE'’RE GONNA DO ANOTHER SHOW.
241
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,283
WHAT?
242
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,894
REALLY?
243
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:40,117
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
244
00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:44,121
OH, YES, I DID HEAR THE MAN!
245
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:47,559
AND WILL I COME BACK
TO WORK FOR YOU?
246
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:51,215
THE ANSWER IS YES, DAVID.
247
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,216
YES.
248
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:55,959
A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
249
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,745
SO WHAT'’S THE NEW SHOW ABOUT?
250
00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:03,488
OKAY, UM, IT'’S
ABOUT TWO BEST FRIENDS.
251
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:06,012
THAT'’S IT?
252
00:11:06,012 --> 00:11:10,800
WHO'’LL DO ANYTHING
FOR EACH OTHER.
253
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,192
EVEN WHEN
ONE BEST FRIEND COMES UP
254
00:11:12,192 --> 00:11:13,716
WITH A HAIR-BRAINED SCHEME
255
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:18,242
AND FORCES THE OTHER BEST FRIEND
TO GO ALONG WITH IT.
256
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,809
WELL, THEN
THE OTHER BEST FRIEND
257
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:23,508
KEEPS HIS MOUTH SHUT
BECAUSE HE'’S HIS BEST FRIEND!
258
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,423
OH.
259
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,642
AND THEN MAYBE THEY HAVE
A THIRD BEST FRIEND WHO--
260
00:11:27,642 --> 00:11:29,688
LET'’S NOT MUDDY IT UP,
KEVIN. THANKS.
261
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,255
WHAT--WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?
262
00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:32,256
YOU'’RE REALLY GONNA STAR
IN A SHOW?
263
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,171
OH, HONEY, THIS IS
WAY DOWN THE LINE.
264
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:36,173
OH, THEN YOU GUYS CAN DO
THE TRIATHLON.
265
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:39,350
NOT THAT FAR DOWN THE LINE.
266
00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:40,917
WELL, I'’M REALLY HAPPY
FOR YOU.
267
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,570
I MEAN, I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU TWO LOVE TO WORK TOGETHER.
268
00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,571
YEAH, WE LOVE IT.
269
00:11:43,571 --> 00:11:45,051
DID IT FOR 10 YEARS.
270
00:11:45,051 --> 00:11:46,966
WE HAVE A SHORTHAND,
ME AND THIS GUY.
271
00:11:46,966 --> 00:11:48,359
IT'’S ALMOST LIKE
WE FINISH EACH OTHER'’S--
272
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:51,318
LUNCHES.
273
00:11:51,318 --> 00:11:53,016
I WAS GONNA SAY SENTENCES,
BUT YOU'’RE THE WRITER.
274
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,931
YOU'’RE THE WRITER.
275
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:55,932
COME ON, WE'’RE COOKING
ALREADY!
276
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:59,674
LUNCHES.
277
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,940
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
278
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,419
BEFORE AMY COMES DOWN,
279
00:12:05,419 --> 00:12:07,726
I WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK
LIKE WE'’RE REALLY BUSY.
280
00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:09,989
SO I'’M CRUMPLING UP
ALL YOUR BAD IDEAS.
281
00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:11,861
WH--WH--
282
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:14,994
OKAY, I'’M GONNA CRUMPLE UP
YOUR BAD IDEAS.
283
00:12:14,994 --> 00:12:16,953
HEY, GUYS. AMY READY?
284
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,693
HOLD ON ONE SECOND, SWEETIE.
285
00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:23,002
FADE IN, COFFEE SHOP, DAYTIME.
286
00:12:23,002 --> 00:12:25,135
TWO BEST FRIENDS HAVING COFFEE.
- YEAH.
287
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:28,573
OH, AND THEIR FAITHFUL ASSISTANT
BRINGS THEM SCONES.
288
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:31,445
DON'’T MUDDY IT UP, KEVIN.
DON'’T MUDDY IT UP.
289
00:12:31,445 --> 00:12:32,664
LOOK AT YOU GUYS HARD AT WORK.
290
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,274
OOH, OKAY.
291
00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:36,059
WE'’RE OFF TO TRAIN
FOR THE TRIATHLON.
292
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,148
WE SHOULD BE HOME FOR 4:00.
- YEAH.
293
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,453
SO YOU'’LL PICK UP JANIE
FROM CHARLOTTE'’S?
294
00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:40,498
GOT IT. ABSOLUTELY.
295
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,586
WORK HARD, BABY.
296
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,327
MISS YOU.
297
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,158
- AND WE'’RE CLEAR.
- LET'’S GET OUT OF HERE.
298
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:52,510
HERE.
299
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:55,992
GO, GO, GO, GO.
300
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,213
HEY, JANIE.
301
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,693
HI.
302
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,391
SO DADDY JUST TOLD ME
303
00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:05,566
THAT CHARLOTTE MADE FUN OF YOU
304
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:08,134
FOR TALKING
TO CHUCK AND FIRE ROSE.
305
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:11,137
YEAH, IT HURT THEIR FEELINGS,
SO THEY FLEW AWAY.
306
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:13,836
WELL, THAT'’S NOT VERY NICE
OF CHARLOTTE.
307
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,315
BUT, HEY!
308
00:13:15,315 --> 00:13:16,316
WHAT'’S THIS?
309
00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:18,101
IT'’S ADDRESSED TO YOU.
310
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,755
AND IT'’S
FROM CHUCK AND FIRE ROSE.
311
00:13:20,755 --> 00:13:21,931
YAY! OPEN IT!
312
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:24,977
OPEN IT!
313
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:27,806
OOH! MAGIC GLITTER!
314
00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:29,764
IT MUST BE FROM THEM!
315
00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,331
"DEAR JANIE,
316
00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:33,333
"SORRY WE HAD TO RUSH OFF.
317
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:35,640
"YOU'’RE OUR FAVORITE FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD,"
318
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,511
"AND WE'’RE GOING TO VISIT
AGAIN VERY SOON.
319
00:13:37,511 --> 00:13:40,688
HEART, HEART, HEART,
CHUCK AND FIRE ROSE."
320
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:43,343
YAY! THEY'’RE GONNA COME BACK!
321
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,347
OH, WAIT! THERE'’S MORE!
322
00:13:47,347 --> 00:13:50,046
"P.S. WE COULD COME BACK
EVEN SOONER
323
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:54,398
IF YOU MASSAGE
YOUR SISTER'’S FEET."
324
00:13:54,398 --> 00:14:00,273
THAT'’S OKAY. I'’LL WAIT.
325
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,622
HEY, THIS IS FITZY!
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
326
00:14:01,622 --> 00:14:03,276
UNLESS YOU'’RE JOE.
327
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,801
TAKE A HINT, DUDE.
328
00:14:06,801 --> 00:14:09,239
STILL HAVING TROUBLE
WITH FITZY AND ELLIOT?
329
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:11,458
NOW THEY WON'’T EVEN RETURN
MY CALLS.
330
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,678
I'’M STARTING TO THINK
LEAVING THEM FOR HIGH-DEF
331
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,462
WAS A BAD IDEA.
332
00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:17,638
WELL, JOE, A TRUE FRIEND
WILL STICK BY YOU,
333
00:14:17,638 --> 00:14:20,903
EVEN...WHEN YOU'’VE
HAD YOUR WORST IDEA.
334
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,557
LIKE A TV SHOW
335
00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:27,866
ABOUT TWO BEST FRIENDS...
336
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:30,782
SITTING IN A COFFEE SHOP.
337
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,309
GEL UP, DUDE.
338
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,658
OH, I'’M GOOD.
I PRE-GELLED.
339
00:14:37,658 --> 00:14:38,703
FINE.
340
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:41,619
MORE FOR US.
341
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,837
HEY, JOE.
342
00:14:42,837 --> 00:14:44,491
WE JUST CAME BY
TO WISH YOU LUCK.
343
00:14:44,491 --> 00:14:46,754
REALLY?
344
00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:49,061
SO YOU GUYS ARE COOL
WITH ME DANCING WITH HIGH-DEF?
345
00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:51,194
YEAH, WE COULDN'’T STAY MAD
AT YOU.
346
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:53,457
IT IS ALL GOOD, JOE.
347
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,415
WE JUST WANT YOU TO DO
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
348
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:56,982
THANKS, GUYS.
349
00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:58,027
COME ON, ELLIOT.
350
00:14:58,027 --> 00:14:59,289
WE GOT TO GO WARM UP.
351
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,594
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
352
00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:05,556
OKAY, WHEN DID THIS BECOME
OUR THING?
353
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,126
HEY, JOE.
354
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,562
WHAT DID FART-SY
AND SMELL-IOT WANT?
355
00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:14,434
FITZY AND ELLIOT.
356
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:15,653
all: WHATEVER.
357
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,003
LOOK, GUYS.
358
00:15:18,003 --> 00:15:20,440
I'’M SORRY, BUT I THINK
I WANT TO DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS.
359
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,051
THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO WIN.
360
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,400
I DO, BUT...
361
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,444
I JUST REALIZED
THERE'’S SOMETHING
362
00:15:24,444 --> 00:15:25,445
THAT'’S GONNA MAKE ME HAPPIER.
363
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:29,319
DANCING
WITH FART-SY AND SMELL-IOT?
364
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,451
I'’M OUT!
365
00:15:37,196 --> 00:15:38,328
THANK YOU,
366
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,243
PRANCE PRANCE REVOLUTION!
367
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:43,159
AND NOW OUR REIGNING CHAMPIONS
TWO YEARS IN A ROW,
368
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,334
HIGH-DEF!
369
00:15:55,127 --> 00:15:56,346
THEY'’RE DOING GOOD.
370
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:59,740
I'’M GLAD YOU'’RE BACK WITH US.
371
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,877
I DON'’T BELIEVE IT!
372
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,574
THEY'’RE ACTUALLY GONNA TRY
THE "TRIPLE TWIST OFF."
373
00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:09,272
NO ONE'’S EVER PULLED THAT OFF!
374
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:12,449
NOT WITHOUT
TWISTING SOMETHING OFF.
375
00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:16,627
OH, NO!
376
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,151
WE OVER-GELLED!
377
00:16:19,151 --> 00:16:21,066
WOW!
378
00:16:21,066 --> 00:16:22,633
SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS!
379
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:26,202
LOOKS LIKE THIS DANCE CROWN
IS STILL UP FOR GRABS!
380
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,812
GUYS, THIS IS OUR CHANCE!
381
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,162
WE CAN TAKE THIS.
382
00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:33,992
AND NOW OUR FINAL CONTESTANTS
"LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR"!
383
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:01,933
GUYS, WE'’RE GONNA WIN!
384
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,804
WE'’RE GONNA--AAH!
385
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:10,115
WE'’RE NOT GONNA WIN.
386
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,210
I'’M SORRY, GUYS.
387
00:17:18,210 --> 00:17:19,255
DOESN'’T MATTER, JOE.
388
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,343
THAT WAS GREAT.
389
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,606
WE'’LL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER.
390
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:29,743
REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN YOU FELL OFF THE STAGE?
391
00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:32,311
I DON'’T REMEMBER
WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST.
392
00:17:32,311 --> 00:17:33,878
I DO.
393
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,010
YOU STOLE MY FLAPJACKS!
394
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,497
- OH.
- TAKE YOUR TIME.
395
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,672
YOU CAN LEAN ON ME.
396
00:17:45,672 --> 00:17:46,804
OKAY.
397
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,240
I AM SO SORRY.
398
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,720
YOU'’RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS
TRIATHLON ALONE.
399
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:53,506
- OH.
- OH, CURSE MY BIRDLIKE BONES.
400
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,899
YOU JUST KEEP ON TRAINING, SWEETIE.
401
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,466
- OKAY.
- OKAY?
402
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,641
ALL RIGHT.
403
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:59,077
NOW YOU GET SOME REST,
ALL RIGHT?
404
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:02,298
AND KEEP THIS PROPPED UP.
405
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,647
OKAY? AND I--
406
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,736
OOH.
407
00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,433
I'’LL CHECK ON YOU LATER, AMY.
- OOH!
408
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:10,219
ALL RIGHT? OKAY.
409
00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:18,618
I JUST GOT MY LIFE BACK.
410
00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:20,577
I'’M GONNA EAT THIS WHOLE PIE.
411
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,318
♪I'’M GONNA EAT
THIS WHOLE PIE ♪
412
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,623
♪ I JUST GOT MY LIFE BACK
413
00:18:23,623 --> 00:18:24,668
♪ I JUST GOT...
414
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:25,669
THE GAME WAS AMAZING.
415
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,758
KOBE WAS UNREAL!
416
00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:29,586
MUCH BETTER THAN WRITING
A FAKE SCRIPT.
417
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,891
WHAT WE HAVE TO DO NOW
418
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,154
IS CRUMPLE UP SOME MORE
OF YOUR BAD IDEAS,
419
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,677
THROW '’EM ON THE FLOOR,
420
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:34,982
AND THE GIRLS
WILL NEVER BE THE WISER.
421
00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:36,462
THERE YOU GO. OH!
422
00:18:36,462 --> 00:18:38,943
SHOULDN'’T WE AT LEAST WRITE
SOMETHING DOWN?
423
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,727
HOW ABOUT...
424
00:18:40,727 --> 00:18:42,076
FADE IN?
425
00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:43,730
HMM?
426
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,776
TWO BEST FRIENDS.
427
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:49,040
BUSTED!
428
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,433
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRAINING.
429
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,216
I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT WORK.
430
00:18:51,216 --> 00:18:53,914
HOW COULD YOU TWO?
431
00:18:53,914 --> 00:18:56,395
LYING TO ALICIA JUST TO GET OUT
OF THE TRIATHLON?
432
00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:58,745
YOU TWO SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELVES.
433
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:07,406
WOULD SOMEBODY LIKE TO EXPLAIN
TO ME WHAT'’S GOING ON HERE?
434
00:19:07,406 --> 00:19:09,887
WELL, FOR STARTERS,
435
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,977
AMY IS CLEARLY LYING
ABOUT HER ANKLE.
436
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:15,458
I GOT THAT.
437
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,676
WELL, THEY'’RE NOT WRITING
A SCRIPT.
438
00:19:16,676 --> 00:19:19,418
I GOT THAT TOO.
439
00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:21,681
LOOK, THE TRUTH IS--
440
00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:24,815
NO, HANG ON.
THIS IS MY FAULT.
441
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,252
THE TRUTH IS THAT...
442
00:19:27,252 --> 00:19:29,559
I COULDN'’T KEEP UP
WITH YOU LADIES.
443
00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:31,648
SO I CONVINCED MARCUS
TO GO ALONG
444
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,737
WITH THIS HAIR-BRAINED SCHEME
OF MINE
445
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,914
WHERE WE PRETEND TO WRITE
A SCRIPT.
446
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:40,047
LOOK, DAVID,
YOU DON'’T HAVE TO SAY ALL THAT.
447
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:43,137
IT WAS MY IDEA, ALICIA.
- ALL HIM, IT WAS ALL HIM.
448
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:47,446
LOOK, AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK
YOU PUT INTO GETTING INTO SHAPE,
449
00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:49,405
I DIDN'’T WANT TO BE THE ONE
TO DISAPPOINT YOU.
450
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,582
MARCUS, HONEY, WE'’VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR ALL THESE YEARS.
451
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,061
THE ONLY WAY
YOU CAN DISAPPOINT ME
452
00:19:54,061 --> 00:19:56,542
IS BY THINKING
YOU HAD TO LIE TO ME.
453
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:58,152
WELL, HERE'’S THE TRUTH, ALICIA.
454
00:19:58,152 --> 00:19:59,719
I LOVE
ALL THE THINGS WE'’RE DOING,
455
00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:03,680
BUT CAN WE DO A LITTLE
LESS OF IT AT A SLOWER PACE?
456
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,160
I CAN DO SLOW.
457
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,553
SLOW AND FEISTY.
458
00:20:07,553 --> 00:20:09,512
I LIKE THAT TOO.
459
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,730
MM-HMM!
460
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,123
I LOVE YOU, ALICIA.
461
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:14,081
OH, I LOVE YOU TOO, BABY.
both: MWAH!
462
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:16,736
COME ON. WHUP!
463
00:20:16,736 --> 00:20:18,477
both: OH!
464
00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:20,740
EXCUSE US, BUT WE'’RE GOING OUT
FOR SOME SLOW AND FEISTY.
465
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:24,570
OOH!
466
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,834
YOU THINKING WHAT I'’M
THINKING?
467
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:29,880
OH, YEAH.
468
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,795
♪ WE'’RE GONNA EAT
THIS WHOLE PIE ♪
469
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,362
♪WE'’RE GONNA EAT
THIS WHOLE PIE ♪
470
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,580
♪WE'’RE GONNA-- ♪
471
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,756
OH, HEY, WAIT, WAIT!
SLOW AND FEISTY.
472
00:20:36,756 --> 00:20:39,672
♪ WE'’RE GONNA EAT
THIS WHOLE PIE ♪
473
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,284
♪WE'’RE GONNA EAT
THIS WHOLE PIE ♪