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- I CALLED IT!
- I HAD FIRST!
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I'M THE HUNGRIEST!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
LET GO.
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I THINK I SHOULD GET
THE LAST STICKY BUN
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BECAUSE I AM THE OLDEST.
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YOU'VE BEEN USING THAT
OUR WHOLE LIVES.
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WHEN DO WE GET TO WIN?
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WHEN I GO TO COLLEGE.
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DADDY SAYS WHEN YOU GO
TO COLLEGE,
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WE ALL WIN.
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NOW THAT I'VE HEARD YOU SQUABBLING
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OVER THIS THING,
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NOBODY WINS.
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HAVE I TAUGHT YOU GUYS NOTHING
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ABOUT THE MEANING OF FAMILY?
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YOU SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING
WITH EACH OTHER.
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BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO,
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TWO OF YOU NEED TO TEAM UP
TO TAKE DOWN THE THIRD ONE.
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THAT MAKES IT GO
SO MUCH FASTER,
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AND I DON'T HAVE TO PICK
A FAVORITE.
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IT'S YOU, JANIE.
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IT'S YOU.
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DAD, WE CAN ALL SEE YOU.
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I KNOW THAT,
BUT YOU'RE STILL MY FAVORITE.
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OH.
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HONEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE IT.
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YOUR COUSIN, FRED,
INVITED US TO--
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- OH, WE'RE NOT GOING.
- OH, I LOVE YOU.
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WHAT ARE WE NOT GOING TO?
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MM, HE AND MANDY
ARE CELEBRATING
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THEIR 20TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
IN SANTA BARBARA.
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YOU KNOW WHY HE INVITES ME,
DON'T YOU?
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'CAUSE I'M A CELEBRITY,
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AND HE WANTS TO TROT ME OUT
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LIKE SOME SHOW PONY.
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YOU LOVE BEING A SHOW PONY.
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I KNOW.
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JUST NOT HIS SHOW PONY.
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- OH, DAVID.
- HEY, FRED. YEAH.
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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LOOK, I TOLD A FEW FRIENDS
THAT YOU'D GIVE 'EM A WAVE.
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THEY'RE BIG FANS.
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OKAY, SURE.
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- I TOLD YA!
- OH!
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HE'S MY COUSIN!
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FOR THAT HE GOT
FOUR DODGER TICKETS,
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AND I GOT A SEEING EYE DOG
FOR A WEEK.
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I MISS MR. PEEPERS.
- YEAH.
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BETTER BLIND THAN DEAF.
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OH, I CAN STILL HEAR
MANDY'S VOICE
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THE DAY THEY MOVED AWAY.
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"AMY, IF YOU CALL ME,
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I'LL LOVE IT!"
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MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
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DID YOU RUN OVER A CAT?
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WAIT, IS COUSIN MANDY HERE?
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- WHAT'S THIS?
- UH...
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HEY.
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FRED AND MANDY INVITED US
TO THEIR 20TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN COUSIN STEPHANIE
IN, LIKE, FIVE YEARS.
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YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME WE PLAN
TO SEE THEM,
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WE ALWAYS END UP WINNING
A CONTEST FOR SOME TRIP.
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WEIRD.
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE COUSIN EVAN.
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HE'S THE ONE WHO TURNED ME
ON TO MAGIC.
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THIS IS GREAT!
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WHAT'S A COUSIN?
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WE'RE GOING, RIGHT, DAD?
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- WELL--
- OF COURSE WE'RE GOING.
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IF THERE'S ONE THING DAD
ALWAYS SAYS,
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IT'S THAT FAMILY COMES FIRST.
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RIGHT, DAD?
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HEY, LOOK AT THIS, AMY.
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WE JUST WON AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID
TRIP TO CABO SAN LUCAS!
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WE ARE SO LUCKY!
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WE ALL KNOW WE'RE GOING.
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DAD WOULD NEVER LET
HIS FAMILY DOWN.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M GOING TO PACK.
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DAD, THIS SAYS,
"PLEASE RECYCLE."
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NO, IT DOES NOT, JOE.
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NO, IT SAYS,
"PLEE-AS-EY RE-CY-CLEY."
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IT'S A VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL
FIVE-STAR RESORT
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IN CABO SAN LUCAS.
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SO WE'RE REALLY DOING
THE WHOLE POSITIVE ATTITUDE?
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YES, WE ARE, HONEY.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
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I MEAN, FRED IS
NOT GONNA CHANGE,
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SO I'M JUST GONNA RISE
ABOVE IT.
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MM, YOU GO,
MY PRETTY PONY.
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AND I THINK JANIE'S REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD
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TO MEETING HER COUSINS.
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- WELL, GOOD.
- YEAH.
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WAS THAT MY COUSIN?
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UH, NO,
THAT WAS THE VALET.
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IS THAT MY COUSIN?
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NO, THAT'S--
THAT'S THE BELLHOP.
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IS THAT MY COUSIN?
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JANIE, THAT'S JOE.
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AH!
THERE'S MY FAVORITE COUSIN!
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HEY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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BOOM!
- YEAH!
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HASHTAG.
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VACATIONING WITH DAVID HOBBS.
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AND POSTED!
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GOOD TO SEE YOU, FRED.
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HI.
- MM.
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OH, AMY!
- YOU!
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I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
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YOU ARE STANDING RIGHT
IN FRONT OF ME!
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RIGHT IN FRONT,
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AND I CAN SMELL YOUR LUNCH.
I CAN.
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OH, WELL, IF YOU'RE SMELLING
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CAESAR SALAD
WITH EXTRA ANCHOVIES.
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CORRECT!
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- BING. BING.
- YEAH.
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YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTIER
THAN EVER.
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THANK YOU, FRED.
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OH, HE'S TALKING TO ME, HON.
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AND LOOK AT THAT TUSH.
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SOMEBODY'S BEEN WORKING OUT.
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YOGA. YOGA. YEAH.
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IT'S STILL ME.
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STEPHANIE!
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EMILY!
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- YOU READY?
- YES!
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OH, GOSH!
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YOU REMEMBERED.
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YEAH!
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JANIE, THIS IS OUR COUSIN.
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OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
SIGN LANGUAGE.
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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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OH, IT'S SO GREAT
TO SEE YOU, EM.
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HAS IT REALLY BEEN FIVE ARS?
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YEAH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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AND WE ONLY HAVE 48 HOURS
TO CATCH UP
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AND MAKE SOME NEW MEMORIES.
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TALK ABOUT BOYS WHILE
WE PLAY TENNIS?
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
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IMPRESSIVE.
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OKAY, SO I DATED THIS GUY
MATTHEW PEARSON
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FOR TWO MONTHS.
- WOW.
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HEY, EVAN.
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OH, HEY, CUZ.
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I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
BEEN HITTING THE WEIGHTS
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A LITTLE BIT.
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I CAN TELL.
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HEY, I BROUGHT
A NEW MAGIC TRICK
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I WANT TO SHOW YOU.
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OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.
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CAN YOU SHOW ME LATER,
LITTLE CUZ?
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THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND ELIZABETH.
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WE'RE DRIVING INTO TOWN.
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- YEAH, SURE, NO PROBLEM.
- OKAY.
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HEY, DON'T DO ANYTHING
I WOULDN'T DO.
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WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
I DON'T DO ANYTHING.
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PREPARE TO LOVE ME.
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I GOT YOU ALL SET UP WITH
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THE CELEBRITY DISCOUNT
SPA PACKAGE!
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- OH!
- WOW!
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HEY, I DROPPED YOUR NAME,
YOU KNOW,
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BUT I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T MIND
'CAUSE WE'RE FAMILY!
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OH, YES, WE ARE.
WE ARE FAMILY.
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OH, THE PAPARAZZI HERE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
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CHIP IS OUR VIDEOGRAPHER.
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WE'RE CAPTURING
ALL THE MEMORIES OF THE WEEKEND.
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- OH.
- STARTING...NOW!
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- AH!
- GROUP HUG!
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OKAY!
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HEY, HEY, LOOK WHO'S
HUGGING DAVID HOBBS.
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I LOVE IT!
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YEAH.
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SO LET'S DO A MANI/PEDI,
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AN EXFOLIATING FACIAL,
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DETOXIFYING SEAWEED WRAP,
AND THEN OXYGEN BLAST.
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AND WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
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I'LL HAVE
WHAT MY WIFE IS HAVING,
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AND IF YOU COULD THROW IN
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A HAIR-SILKENING TREATMENT,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
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OOH!
I WANT ONE OF THOSE TOO.
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OKAY, THERE SHOULD BE
A CELEBRITY SPA PACKAGE FOR ME.
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I'M DAVID HOBBS.
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I'M SORRY, MR. HOBBS,
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BUT WE'RE TOTALLY BOOKED TODAY.
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WHAT?
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A MR. FRED HOBBS MADE
THE DAVID HOBBS DISCOUNT
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AVAILABLE TO HIS ENTIRE PARTY,
AND IT BOOKED UP LIKE THAT.
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OH, SO LET ME JUST GET THIS
STRAIGHT IN MY HEAD,
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SO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS
THAT I'M RISING ABOVE.
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THANKS TO MY COUSIN FRED,
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EVERYBODY IS ENJOYING
THE DAVID HOBBS DISCOUNT,
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EXCEPT FOR ME, DAVID HOBBS?
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BUT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ENJOY
OUR REFRESHING CUCUMBER WATER
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AS SOON AS THAT GENTLEMAN IS DONE.
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MARCUS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, HEY.
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TREATING THIS LIKE
A TEMPLE, DAVID.
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BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT.
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IT'S A TRIANGLE.
- NO, I--
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FEEL THAT WATER.
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YOU'RE GETTING IT
IN MY HAIR. STOP!
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YOU'RE GETTING IT IN MY HAIR!
- ALL RIGHT.
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NO! NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT MY COUSIN FRED'S PARTY?
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OH, I WAS INVITED.
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SEE, UNLIKE YOU,
I ACTUALLY LIKE THE MAN.
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THE REAL QUESTION IS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WE'RE HERE FOR THE KIDS,
RIGHT, HONEY?
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YEAH, IT TURNS OUT
THE ONE TIME IN MY LIFE
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MY KIDS LISTEN TO ME IT'S WHEN
I SAY, "FAMILY COMES FIRST."
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AND HE WAS LIKE, "REALLY?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH!"
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- NO WAY. DID HE EVEN--
- YEAH!
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OH, I'M LITERALLY DYING.
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STEPHANIE AND EMILY HOBBS
ARE HERE
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FOR A MANI/PEDI.
- YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE GOT TO STAY ON SCHEDULE.
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I'LL TAKE THE MANI,
YOU TAKE THE PEDI.
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YEAH, GUYS,
THEY'RE ALL BOOKED UP.
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OH, MY DAD MADE
THIS APPOINTMENT DAYS AGO.
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YOU SHOULD TRY USING
YOUR NAME.
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IT REALLY WORKS.
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- THAT'S A GOOD TIP.
- MM-HMM.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, I JUST REMEMBERED.
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OKAY, SO WHEN I TURNED 13,
I TRIED BANGS.
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CUTE.
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- UH, I LOOKED LIKE A MUSHROOM.
- OH.
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YEAH.
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UH, SO, UH, CRYING
DURING A MASSAGE
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IS PERFECTLY NORMAL, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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YOU OKAY, KEVIN?
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YEAH, I'M FINE.
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I WAS JUST--
DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE RELEASES
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A LOT OF EMOTIONS,
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00:08:32,188 --> 00:08:34,224
AND I WAS PRETTY EMOTIONAL
EARLIER ON THE TABLE,
239
00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:37,628
BUT I'M DOING FINE NOW.
240
00:08:37,728 --> 00:08:39,930
UM, EXCUSE ME.
241
00:08:40,096 --> 00:08:41,464
I'M GONNA PASS ON
THE DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE
242
00:08:41,632 --> 00:08:45,035
IF YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT.
243
00:08:45,201 --> 00:08:47,103
YES!
244
00:08:47,270 --> 00:08:48,939
COME ON, JOE.
245
00:08:49,105 --> 00:08:51,074
YOU SHOWED ME THIS TRICK
FIVE TIMES!
246
00:08:51,241 --> 00:08:52,743
WHICH MAGIC WORD
DO YOU THINK'S THE BEST?
247
00:08:52,909 --> 00:08:55,378
KAPOW OR KAZAAM?
248
00:08:55,545 --> 00:08:56,780
HOW ABOUT THIS?
249
00:08:56,947 --> 00:08:58,514
KER-PLOP.
250
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:02,085
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
251
00:09:02,252 --> 00:09:04,721
I MADE A WISH THAT
YOU'D STOP DOING MAGIC.
252
00:09:04,888 --> 00:09:07,257
AND LOOK AT THAT.
IT CAME TRUE.
253
00:09:07,423 --> 00:09:09,192
WELL, JOKE'S ON YOU.
254
00:09:09,359 --> 00:09:14,330
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GO
IN THE FOUNTAIN.
255
00:09:14,497 --> 00:09:18,168
JOE, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE
A POOL, RIGHT?
256
00:09:18,334 --> 00:09:19,970
CHECK THIS OUT, EVAN.
257
00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:21,404
WATCH ME BITE THIS QUARTER
IN HALF.
258
00:09:21,571 --> 00:09:22,673
KAPOW!
259
00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:24,307
OW!
260
00:09:24,474 --> 00:09:26,576
REAL QUARTER.
261
00:09:26,743 --> 00:09:28,344
HEY, YOU KNOW WHO LOVES MAGIC?
262
00:09:28,511 --> 00:09:31,181
MY LITTLE BROTHER, ADAM.
263
00:09:31,347 --> 00:09:33,183
ADAM, THIS IS YOUR COUSIN, JOE.
264
00:09:33,349 --> 00:09:34,685
HI, JOE.
265
00:09:34,785 --> 00:09:36,753
- HI.
- EVAN.
266
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:38,789
YOU MIND IF WE TAKE
A RAIN CHECK, MAGIC MAN?
267
00:09:38,955 --> 00:09:40,090
ELIZABETH AND I ARE TAKING
A PADDLEBOARD LESSON,
268
00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:42,192
AND SHE HATES TO BE LATE.
269
00:09:42,358 --> 00:09:43,727
WOMEN.
AM I RIGHT?
270
00:09:43,894 --> 00:09:45,996
WHAT AM I RIGHT ABOUT?
271
00:09:46,162 --> 00:09:48,231
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT WOMEN.
272
00:09:48,398 --> 00:09:50,200
I WANT TO SEE YOUR TRICK, JOE.
273
00:09:50,366 --> 00:09:52,836
MAYBE LATER, ADAM.
274
00:09:56,106 --> 00:09:57,874
EXCUSE ME.
I'M DAVID HOBBS.
275
00:09:58,041 --> 00:09:59,843
I WAS TOLD YOU HAVE
A MASSAGE FOR ME.
276
00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:02,012
{\an8}OUI, MONSIEUR HOBBS.
HERE IS YOUR MESSAGE.
277
00:10:04,114 --> 00:10:05,782
I-I WAS TOLD A MASSAGE.
278
00:10:05,949 --> 00:10:07,583
{\an8}OUI.
279
00:10:07,751 --> 00:10:09,519
IT IS FROM YOUR MASSEUR, MONSIEUR.
280
00:10:09,686 --> 00:10:11,755
THE MESSAGE IS THERE ARE
STILL NO MASSAGES.
281
00:10:11,922 --> 00:10:13,489
WAIT.
282
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,558
THERE IS ONE MORE MESSAGE.
283
00:10:15,726 --> 00:10:16,927
- OH, I'LL TAKE IT.
- IT IS FROM YOUR COUSIN, FRED.
284
00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:18,494
OH, COME ON!
285
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,396
THERE YOU ARE, DAVID!
286
00:10:20,563 --> 00:10:22,665
OH, YOU'RE LOOKING
MORE RELAXED THAN EVER.
287
00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,835
OH, NOT QUITE THERE YET, FRED.
288
00:10:25,001 --> 00:10:27,137
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU NEED
SOME OLGA TIME.
289
00:10:27,303 --> 00:10:28,805
THE RUSSIAN CIRCUS' LOSS
WAS OUR GAIN.
290
00:10:28,972 --> 00:10:30,907
YEAH.
291
00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:32,075
LISTEN, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THAT SPA PACKAGE.
292
00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:33,944
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
293
00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:35,946
YOU KNOW HOW YOU COULD
THANK ME FOR THAT?
294
00:10:36,112 --> 00:10:38,114
A FEW OF MY GUESTS WERE HOPING
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH,
295
00:10:38,281 --> 00:10:39,182
AND I TOLD 'EM, "MY COUSIN,
DAVID, WOULD LOVE TO DO IT."
296
00:10:39,349 --> 00:10:40,984
THAT'S FINE.
297
00:10:41,151 --> 00:10:45,155
OKAY, HE'S READY!
298
00:10:45,321 --> 00:10:47,824
OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
299
00:10:47,991 --> 00:10:49,259
OH, UH, HI.
300
00:10:49,425 --> 00:10:50,626
- DAVID.
- YES?
301
00:10:50,794 --> 00:10:51,862
CHIP TELLS ME YOU HAVEN'T DONE
302
00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:53,163
YOUR TESTIMONIAL YET.
303
00:10:53,329 --> 00:10:54,497
IF YOU WANT TO DO IT NOW,
304
00:10:54,664 --> 00:10:56,299
COULD YOU MENTION THE HOTEL?
305
00:10:56,466 --> 00:10:58,534
YOU KNOW, JUST SAY
SOMETHING SIMPLE
306
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,237
LIKE,
"WHEN I'M IN SANTA BARBARA,
307
00:11:01,404 --> 00:11:04,507
THE ONLY PLACE I STAY IS
THE HOTEL DU SOLEIL."
308
00:11:04,674 --> 00:11:06,609
OKAY?
309
00:11:06,777 --> 00:11:10,046
AND IF IT FEELS NATURAL,
COULD YOU HOLD UP THIS CARD?
310
00:11:12,115 --> 00:11:14,484
UM...
311
00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:16,486
THEY OFFERED ME
A HUGE DISCOUNT.
312
00:11:16,652 --> 00:11:18,789
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T MIND
'CAUSE YOU'RE FAMILY!
313
00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:20,656
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT LATER.
314
00:11:20,824 --> 00:11:21,992
OKAY, FRED?
315
00:11:22,158 --> 00:11:23,894
I CAN TELL YOU ASKED HIM,
316
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,862
AND HE SAID, "YES!"
DID I TELL YOU, AMY?
317
00:11:26,029 --> 00:11:27,063
YES.
318
00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:28,832
LOUDLY AND REPEATEDLY.
319
00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:31,802
HAPPY 20TH,
FREDDIE SPAGHETTI!
320
00:11:31,935 --> 00:11:33,636
OH, MY GOSH.
321
00:11:33,804 --> 00:11:35,939
- OH.
- HI. HI.
322
00:11:36,106 --> 00:11:37,173
WHAT'S GOING ON?
323
00:11:37,340 --> 00:11:39,542
I LOVE IT!
324
00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:42,178
WE'RE GOING HOME.
325
00:11:46,116 --> 00:11:47,884
I KNEW IT.
326
00:11:48,051 --> 00:11:49,820
I KNEW HE'D PULL OUT
THAT SHOW PONY STUFF.
327
00:11:49,986 --> 00:11:51,822
I TOLD YOU.
- DAVID, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
328
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:54,624
I KNOW. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. FINE.
329
00:11:54,825 --> 00:11:56,426
WE'LL DO IT FOR THE KIDS
330
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:57,627
'CAUSE WE HAVE TO BE
GOOD PARENTS,
331
00:11:57,828 --> 00:11:59,062
SET A GOOD EXAMPLE.
332
00:11:59,229 --> 00:12:00,831
DAVID!
333
00:12:00,964 --> 00:12:02,632
OH, WHAT A DAY WE HAD.
- YEAH.
334
00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,400
AFTER OUR BIKE RIDE,
WE STUMBLED UPON
335
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:05,902
THE CUTEST
LITTLE FARMER'S MARKET.
336
00:12:06,069 --> 00:12:09,272
PLUOT?
337
00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:12,342
ORGANIC MANGO GUACAMOLE
WITH A HINT OF MINT.
338
00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:13,576
HUH?
339
00:12:13,743 --> 00:12:15,345
I'LL BE IN MY ROOM.
340
00:12:15,511 --> 00:12:18,448
HEY, DAVID,
YOU NEED TO RELAX.
341
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:19,883
EMBRACE THE TRIANGLE.
342
00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:21,151
BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT.
343
00:12:21,317 --> 00:12:23,053
OKAY? BOOP.
344
00:12:23,219 --> 00:12:25,688
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- BOOP.
345
00:12:25,856 --> 00:12:27,423
STOP BOOPING ME, MARCUS.
DON'T BOOP ME.
346
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,159
IT'S ANNOYING.
- DOUBLE BOOP.
347
00:12:29,325 --> 00:12:30,460
- STOP BOOPING ME.
- FULL BOOP.
348
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,095
NO! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP?
349
00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:34,230
MAKE HIM STOP BOOPING ME, HONEY!
350
00:12:34,397 --> 00:12:36,099
I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND
HERE IN A SECOND.
351
00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:37,300
STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!
STOP! STOP!
352
00:12:37,467 --> 00:12:38,234
SWEETIE, SWEETIE--HEY!
353
00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:39,402
HEY!
354
00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:40,736
MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
355
00:12:40,904 --> 00:12:41,704
MAYBE YOU DO NEED TO RELAX.
356
00:12:41,872 --> 00:12:45,775
OKAY?
357
00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:48,912
WE'RE GOING TO THE SPA.
- FINE.
358
00:12:49,079 --> 00:12:50,080
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS,
BUT DON'T EVER BOOP ME AGAIN.
359
00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:52,115
CAN I HELP YOU?
360
00:12:52,282 --> 00:12:54,985
I'M FREDDIE HOBBS,
COUSIN OF TV'S DAVID HOBBS.
361
00:12:55,151 --> 00:12:56,987
DID I MENTION
I'M DAVID HOBBS' COUSIN?
362
00:12:57,153 --> 00:13:00,090
AND I'M MANDY,
WIFE OF FREDDIE SPAGHETTI HERE.
363
00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:02,592
AND COUSIN-IN-LAW
TO DAVID HOBBS.
364
00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:06,196
YOU TWO ARE HYSTERICAL!
365
00:13:06,362 --> 00:13:09,499
OH, CHIP ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
THEY'RE DOING A BIT.
366
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,134
THIS IS PERFECT TIMING
BECAUSE WHILE WE'RE GETTING
367
00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:13,569
OUR COUPLES MASSAGE FROM OLGA,
368
00:13:13,736 --> 00:13:15,505
YOU CAN DO YOUR ENDORSEMENT
WITH CHIP
369
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,407
OKAY, BUT REMEMBER,
SELL IT,
370
00:13:17,573 --> 00:13:18,741
BECAUSE THESE MASSAGES
AREN'T CHEAP.
371
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:20,911
YEAH. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
372
00:13:22,913 --> 00:13:24,814
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO, NO, COME ON.
373
00:13:24,981 --> 00:13:25,916
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT.
374
00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:27,750
LET'S DO THIS.
375
00:13:27,918 --> 00:13:28,818
FREDDIE, YOU WANT YOUR
ENDORSEMENT, FRED?
376
00:13:28,985 --> 00:13:30,987
HERE IT IS.
377
00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:34,357
COUSIN FRED, YOU ARE A USER,
A NAME-DROPPER, AND A MOOCH.
378
00:13:34,524 --> 00:13:36,726
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FAMILY.
379
00:13:36,927 --> 00:13:38,561
YOU AND YOUR
CAESAR SALAD-EATING WIFE--
380
00:13:38,728 --> 00:13:40,596
YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER.
381
00:13:40,763 --> 00:13:42,498
- YOU TELL 'EM.
- I'M TELLING 'EM.
382
00:13:42,665 --> 00:13:44,334
- TELL 'EM.
- YOU WANT YOUR ENDORSEMENT?
383
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,302
YOU WANT IT?
WELL, IT'S COMING, FRED.
384
00:13:46,469 --> 00:13:48,038
IT'S REALLY COMING FROM
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
385
00:13:48,204 --> 00:13:49,839
YOU READY FOR IT?
HERE IT COMES!
386
00:13:50,006 --> 00:13:51,474
YOU READY, HONEY?
- OH, YEAH.
387
00:13:51,641 --> 00:13:52,475
- LET'S DO IT!
- OH, YEAH.
388
00:13:52,642 --> 00:13:54,577
AND...
389
00:13:54,744 --> 00:13:57,313
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FREDDIE!
390
00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,650
AND MANDY!
391
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:06,789
AH, YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY,
AREN'T YOU?
392
00:14:06,957 --> 00:14:08,558
BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT, AMY.
393
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:11,094
BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT.
394
00:14:11,261 --> 00:14:13,663
BOOP!
395
00:14:13,829 --> 00:14:15,265
FRESH BUN?
396
00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:17,667
NO THANK YOU.
397
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:20,836
BUT I WILL TAKE THE LID OFF
398
00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:23,706
THIS CREAMER TO LET
THE DAIRY AIR.
399
00:14:23,873 --> 00:14:24,807
OH!
400
00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:27,010
WHAT'D I SAY?
401
00:14:27,177 --> 00:14:29,012
FIRST TIME I DROVE,
I HIT A BIRD,
402
00:14:29,179 --> 00:14:30,713
AND THEN I NURSED IT
BACK TO HEALTH.
403
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,882
THAT IS SO WEIRD.
404
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:36,252
I HIT A NURSE,
AND HER NAME WAS ROBIN.
405
00:14:39,189 --> 00:14:42,225
JOE, YOU OKAY?
406
00:14:42,392 --> 00:14:46,096
I JUST THOUGHT THIS WEEKEND
WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
407
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:49,065
JOE, YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING
ABOUT FAMILY IS
408
00:14:49,232 --> 00:14:51,067
THAT NO MATTER
HOW MUCH TIME GOES BY,
409
00:14:51,234 --> 00:14:53,836
THEY WILL ALWAYS BE
IN YOUR LIFE.
410
00:14:54,004 --> 00:14:55,438
RIGHT, STEPH?
411
00:14:55,605 --> 00:14:57,607
IF YOU'RE LUCKY LIKE US.
412
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,609
LOOK, JOE!
413
00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,777
I FOUND YOUR MAGIC QUARTER.
414
00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:04,014
THANKS, ADAM.
415
00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:05,881
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A FAN.
416
00:15:06,049 --> 00:15:08,851
I WONDER HOW HE'LL REMEMBER
THIS WEEKEND.
417
00:15:09,019 --> 00:15:11,721
HEY, WANT ME TO SHOW
YOU HOW IT WORKS?
418
00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:14,457
AWESOME!
419
00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:18,894
GLORIA, HELEN,
THIS IS MY SISTER, EMILY.
420
00:15:19,062 --> 00:15:20,863
WE JUST LOVE THIS ONE.
421
00:15:21,031 --> 00:15:22,298
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HER.
422
00:15:22,465 --> 00:15:23,799
I'M ADORABLE!
423
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:25,668
SO ADORABLE!
424
00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:27,103
LOOK AT THAT PUNIM.
425
00:15:27,270 --> 00:15:28,371
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
426
00:15:28,538 --> 00:15:30,206
I LOVE COUSINS!
427
00:15:30,373 --> 00:15:34,144
I'M KVELLING.
428
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,046
ARE THOSE LADIES REALLY
OUR COUSINS?
429
00:15:36,212 --> 00:15:38,614
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE,
430
00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:40,116
BUT JANIE'S HAPPY.
431
00:15:43,153 --> 00:15:45,788
MANDY AND I WOULD LIKE TO
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
432
00:15:45,955 --> 00:15:48,891
TONIGHT IS NOT JUST
A CELEBRATION OF US.
433
00:15:49,059 --> 00:15:51,527
IT'S A CELEBRATION OF FAMILY.
434
00:15:51,694 --> 00:15:53,196
AND NONE OF THIS
WOULD BE POSSIBLE
435
00:15:53,363 --> 00:15:56,732
WITHOUT MY COUSIN, DAVID.
436
00:15:56,899 --> 00:15:58,934
NOW, SOME OF YOU
MAY ALREADY KNOW
437
00:15:59,102 --> 00:16:01,537
THAT WHEN I FOLLOWED
MY FUTURE BRIDE TO L.A.,
438
00:16:01,704 --> 00:16:05,575
IT WAS DAVID WHO LET ME SLEEP
ON HIS COUCH FOR A WEEK.
439
00:16:05,741 --> 00:16:08,978
FIVE WEEKS.
440
00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:11,447
AND WHEN I NEEDED A SUIT
FOR MY FIRST JOB INTERVIEW,
441
00:16:11,614 --> 00:16:14,384
IT WAS DAVID WHO LOANED ME
HIS ARMANI.
442
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,086
OH, SO THAT'S WHERE
IT WENT, HONEY.
443
00:16:16,252 --> 00:16:17,720
GUESS I OWE MARCUS AN APOLOGY.
444
00:16:22,925 --> 00:16:25,095
BUT THE TRUTH IS IT WASN'T
THAT SUIT THAT GOT ME THE JOB.
445
00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:27,430
IT WAS THE CALL THAT DAVID
MADE ON MY BEHALF
446
00:16:27,597 --> 00:16:29,499
THAT GOT ME BACK ON MY FEET.
447
00:16:33,936 --> 00:16:36,839
I'VE DROPPED DAVID'S NAME
MORE TIMES THAN I CAN REMEMBER.
448
00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:41,311
I'VE GOTTEN MORE PERKS FROM HIM
BEING HIM THAN HE HAS.
449
00:16:45,281 --> 00:16:48,017
AND HE'S NEVER ONCE
JUDGED ME FOR IT.
450
00:16:54,757 --> 00:16:56,459
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE
FOR ME,
451
00:16:56,626 --> 00:17:01,197
AND THAT IS THE TRUE MEANING
OF FAMILY.
452
00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:03,399
AND I LOVE HIM.
453
00:17:07,337 --> 00:17:10,340
I'M FEELING KIND OF BAD ABOUT
WHAT WE DID IN THAT VIDEO NOW.
454
00:17:10,506 --> 00:17:12,675
ANYWAY, I HEAR CHIP'S
BEEN GETTING
455
00:17:12,842 --> 00:17:14,810
SOME WONDERFUL THINGS
ON THE VIDEO TRIBUTE,
456
00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:17,447
SO I DECIDED WHY WAIT TILL
MANDY AND I ARE HOME TO WATCH?
457
00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:19,849
WHY NOT SHARE THE LOVE
WITH EVERYONE?
458
00:17:20,015 --> 00:17:24,887
LIGHTS!
459
00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:26,156
- HEY, MOM. HEY, DAD.
- HI.
460
00:17:26,289 --> 00:17:28,758
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
461
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,826
I AM TEXTING KEVIN
TO CREATE A DIVERSION.
462
00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:32,828
THEN I'M GONNA TEXT MARCUS
TO GRAB
463
00:17:32,995 --> 00:17:34,597
THE REMOTE CONTROL AWAY
FROM CHIP.
464
00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:36,332
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
- HELLO.
465
00:17:36,499 --> 00:17:37,767
I'M THE BRAINS
OF THE OPERATION.
466
00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:44,407
THE PLAN IS UNDERWAY.
467
00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:50,079
WHY HE ALWAYS DOES A CROW
I WILL NEVER KNOW.
468
00:17:57,187 --> 00:18:02,057
YOU ARE A USER AND
A NAME-DROPPER AND A MOOCH.
469
00:18:02,225 --> 00:18:06,462
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FAMILY.
470
00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:07,730
YOU WANT YOUR ENDORSEMENT?
YOU WANT IT?
471
00:18:07,897 --> 00:18:09,064
WELL, IT'S COMING, FRED,
472
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:10,400
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
473
00:18:10,566 --> 00:18:13,536
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FREDDIE!
474
00:18:13,703 --> 00:18:15,070
AND MANDY!
475
00:18:29,352 --> 00:18:32,988
FRED, I CAN EXPLAIN.
476
00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:36,892
OH, YOU'RE GONNA EXPLAIN...
477
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:39,962
HOW YOU BECAME...
478
00:18:40,129 --> 00:18:41,731
THE FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.
479
00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:43,866
THE GUY WAS ROASTING ME!
480
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:49,972
WELL, YEAH,
I WAS ROASTING YOU.
481
00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:52,542
AND NOW, FRED,
482
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:56,412
I WOULD LIKE TO TOAST YOU.
483
00:18:56,579 --> 00:19:02,385
COUSIN FRED, YOU'RE
A GOOD MAN WITH A BIG HEART,
484
00:19:02,552 --> 00:19:05,488
AND THERE'S NOTHING
I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU
485
00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:09,158
BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY.
486
00:19:09,325 --> 00:19:10,326
TO FAMILY.
487
00:19:10,493 --> 00:19:12,094
all: TO FAMILY!
488
00:19:14,497 --> 00:19:17,433
YOU ARE A GEM, DAVID HOBBS.
489
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,402
- THANK YOU, MANDY.
- JUST LOOK AT THAT CABOOSE.
490
00:19:19,569 --> 00:19:21,537
OH, YOU, COME ON.
491
00:19:21,704 --> 00:19:24,607
HONEY, HE'S STILL TALKING
ABOUT ME.
492
00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:29,379
THANKS, AGAIN,
FOR COMING, DAVID.
493
00:19:29,545 --> 00:19:31,314
IT MEANT THE WORLD TO US.
494
00:19:31,481 --> 00:19:33,082
LET'S JUST NOT MAKE IT
ANOTHER FIVE YEARS
495
00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:34,149
BEFORE WE SEE
EACH OTHER AGAIN.
496
00:19:34,317 --> 00:19:36,586
AMY, I'LL...
497
00:19:36,752 --> 00:19:38,588
CALL YOU!
498
00:19:38,754 --> 00:19:40,290
OKAY.
ON THE PHONE.
499
00:19:40,456 --> 00:19:41,291
YOU PROMISE?
- YEAH!
500
00:19:41,424 --> 00:19:42,592
OKAY.
501
00:19:42,758 --> 00:19:44,627
AND THEN WE CAME HERE,
502
00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:45,961
AND I GUESS
WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP.
503
00:19:46,128 --> 00:19:48,030
WE DID IT!
504
00:19:48,197 --> 00:19:51,100
AND NOW WE'RE HERE
SAYING GOOD-BYE.
505
00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:54,604
AND I'M MISSING YOU ALREADY.
- AW.
506
00:19:56,972 --> 00:19:58,674
NEXT TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER,
507
00:19:58,841 --> 00:20:00,042
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT QUARTER TRICK.
508
00:20:00,209 --> 00:20:02,211
BUT I DON'T HAVE THE QUARTER.
509
00:20:02,378 --> 00:20:03,913
SURE YOU DO.
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
510
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:06,516
KAZ-ADAM!
- AWESOME!
511
00:20:06,682 --> 00:20:08,318
KEEP IT.
512
00:20:08,484 --> 00:20:09,719
- YOUR BILL, MONSIEUR HOBBS.
- OH.
513
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:18,494
UH, CHIP,
COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
514
00:20:18,661 --> 00:20:19,562
RIGHT THERE IS GOOD.
515
00:20:19,729 --> 00:20:22,598
AND ACTION.
516
00:20:22,765 --> 00:20:25,167
WHENEVER I'M IN SANTA BARBARA,
517
00:20:25,335 --> 00:20:30,272
THE ONLY PLACE I'LL STAY IS
THE HOTEL DU SOLEIL.
518
00:20:31,874 --> 00:20:32,408
OKAY.
519
00:20:36,211 --> 00:20:37,212
THANK YOU, DAVID.
520
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,981
YOU'RE WELCOME.
521
00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:40,049
MY FATHER.
522
00:20:40,215 --> 00:20:42,051
SUCH A MENSCH.