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SO, UH, VALENTINE'S DAY
IS TOMORROW.

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OH, IS IT?

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OH, IT IS.

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PREPARE FOR A JOE-MANTIC GIFT.

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YOU KNOW, JOSEPH,
WHEN I GIGGLE,

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIGGLE TOO.

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GOT IT.

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BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO.

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- BYE.
- SEE YA.

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WHEW.

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SO VALENTINE'S DAY
IS TOMORROW.

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OH, IS IT?

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- OH, IT IS.
- HMM.

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COME ON, IT'S A TIME FOR A MAN
TO SHOW HIS WOMAN

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HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER.

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HONEY, WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE
A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER?

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WE DON'T NEED
TO EXCHANGE GIFTS.

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YOU'RE AFRAID TO OPEN MY GIFT,
AREN'T YOU?

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- A LITTLE BIT.
- REALLY?

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A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.

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IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES
THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE...

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WELL, JUST COME OUT
AND SAY IT.

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- SUCKY?
- WOW.

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COME ON, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN
ALL THAT BAD.

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HUH? HUH?

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YOU HATE CRUMBS.

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AND IT'S RED
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

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HUH? HUH?

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PUPPIES, MARGARITAS, AND ME.

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ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I PROMISE YOU,
THIS YEAR FOR VALENTINE'S DAY,

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I'M GONNA HIT A HOME RUN, OKAY?
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

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DAD TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU
HE GIVES GOOD GIFTS AGAIN?

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HEY!

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COME ON, ALL RIGHT,
I MAY ADMIT THAT THE HOBBS MEN

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MAY HAVE A VALENTINE'S CURSE,

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BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN
THAT OUR GIFT--

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WAIT, A VALENTINE'S CURSE
RUNS IN OUR FAMILY?

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THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A CURSE.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW?

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THE FIRST VALENTINE
SETS THE TONE

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FOR THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP.

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WHAT IF AMANDA DOESN'T LIKE
WHAT I GOT HER?

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WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

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I GOT HER
A STATUE OF A HORSE,

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BECAUSE SHE LIKES HORSES.

46
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AND I HOPE STATUES.

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AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET HER
AN IRON, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT.

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IT WAS RED
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!

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IT WAS AN IRON!

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OKAY, DAVID--

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OKAY, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PAPER, DAVID.

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YOU HAVE TO CUT IT.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

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I-I'M GONNA TUCK IT UNDER.

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YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU TUCK IT,
IT'S--

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IT CRUMPLES WHEN YOU--
AND THEN IT GETS BULGY.

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WELL, MAYBE I LIKE IT BULGY, KEVIN.

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BEHOLD, PEOPLE!
WAWAH!

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IN THIS BOX IS MY WIFE'S
VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT.

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IN 20 YEARS OF MARRIAGE,
I HAVE NEVER FAILED

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TO GET ALICIA
THE PERFECT GIFT,

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AND THIS YEAR IS NO--
[imitates whoosh]-- {\an8}<i>EXCEPTION.</i>

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AND YOU NEVER FAIL TO GIVE
THAT SAME ANNOYING SPEECH,

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AND THIS YEAR IS NO {\an8}<i>EXCEPTION.</i>

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LOOK, MAN, I NEED YOU
TO HIDE THIS,

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'CAUSE ALICIA IS LIKE
A BLOODHOUND

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WHEN IT COMES DOWN
TO FINDING GIFTS...

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- OKAY.
- SO YOU GOTTA HIDE IT FOR ME.

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- ALL RIGHT, GOT IT, I GOT IT.
- ALL RIGHT.

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- WHAT IS THIS?
- CAN'T KEEP IT AT MY PLACE.

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OH, THAT'S NICE.
"FOR MY...BOO"?

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THAT'S WHAT I CALL ALICIA.
"BOO."

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REALLY, THAT'S HER NICKNAME?

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MAN, IT'S LIKE A TERM
OF ENDEARMENT, DAVID.

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LIKE, "HEY, BOO!"

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"LOOKING GOOD, BOO."

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HOW ABOUT,
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN. BOO!"

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WHOA.
YOU SCARED ME.

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YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD SCARER, DAVID.

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ALL RIGHT.

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ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

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LOOK, I NEED YOU TO HIDE THIS,
MAN, SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT, OKAY?

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- ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
- HEY, HIDE IT LIKE YOU DID

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THAT JAPANESE LAXATIVE
COMMERCIAL YOU DID.

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HEY, AND BY THE WAY,

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THAT PACKAGE IS LOOKING
A LITTLE BULGY.

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- HE LIKES IT BULGY.
- I LIKE IT BULGY.

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JOE!
YOU GOT A PACKAGE!

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AND WE GOT CARDS!

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WOW, YOU GUYS WERE ACTUALLY
ABLE TO FIND CARDS

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FOR JANIE'S FRIENDS
THE DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S?

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YEAH, WANNA SEE?

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THEY HAVE A BIG, RED HEART
ON THEM.

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"CONGRATULATIONS
ON A SUCCESSFUL BYPASS."

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REALLY?

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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

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HALF HER FRIENDS
CAN'T READ ANYWAY.

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JANIE, AS GREAT
AS THESE CARDS ARE,

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WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S EVEN BETTER?

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MAKING HOMEMADE CARDS YOURSELF.
I'LL EVEN HELP YOU.

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BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY?

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NO, BECAUSE I LOVE
THE JOY OF CRAFTING.

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AND BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

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WHERE'S THE PACKAGE?
DOES IT LOOK BROKEN?

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HOLD ON A SECOND.

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BE CAREFUL.

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OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OKAY.

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WOW.

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THAT IS GREAT.

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I MEAN, IT'S STILL
A HORSE STATUE, BUT,

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YOU KNOW, NO CURSE FOR YOU.

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HEY,
SWEET HORSE STATUE, DUDE.

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YEAH.

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THAT WAS CLOSE.

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OH, NO.

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IT'S RUINED.

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I AM CURSED!

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ALL I WANTED WAS A JOE-MANTIC
EVENING WITH AMANDA.

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TELL YOU WHAT,

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SINCE I DON'T HAVE PLANS
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY...

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NOT HER CHOICE.

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WHY DON'T I MAKE YOU
AND AMANDA

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A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER
RIGHT HERE?

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YEAH, AND I'LL HELP YOU
WITH THE STATUE.

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IT'LL TAKE ME, LIKE,
FIVE MINUTES.

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GIVE OR TAKE
AN HOUR AND A HALF.

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I'M DONE!

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OH, WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU'RE DONE?

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YOU ONLY MADE ONE CARD.

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THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS
WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.

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IT'S EASIER TO MAKE
MORE FRIENDS THAN MORE CARDS.

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WOW!
THE MESS YOU GUYS MADE.

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I KNOW.

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I'LL USE THIS BEAUTIFUL
YET FUNCTIONAL GIFT

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I GOT YOUR MOM
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!

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WOW, IT STILL WORKS!

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LOOK AT THIS!

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YEAH, IT'S THE GIFT
THAT KEEPS ON SUCKING.

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WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

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WHY DON'T YOU GO UNDER
THE CUSHIONS, SWEETIE? IT'S--

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- OH--
- WHAT'S THIS?

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- OH, UM--
- IS THIS A HIDDEN BOX?

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NO, NO, THAT'S--

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- IT'S A JEWELRY BOX.
- YEAH, THAT--THAT'S--

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YEAH, I-I KNOW, HONEY.
HANG ON, HANG ON.

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HOLD ON A SECOND.

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OH, HONEY.
OH, HONEY, SWEETIE!

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IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I LOVE IT!

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SURPRISE.

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"FOR MY...BOO"?

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YOU'RE MY BOO.

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YOU KNOW
THAT'S WHAT I CALL YOU.

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- YOU DO?
- I "BOO."

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THERE IT IS AGAIN.

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WOW, DAD, I GOT TO SAY,
YOU REALLY SCORED THIS TIME.

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YEAH, WELL, LISTEN, HONEY,
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

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CAN YOU--CAN YOU PRETEND
THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE IT

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AND PUT IT BACK,
AND THIS WAY,

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I CAN SURPRISE YOU
ON VALENTINE'S DAY?

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CAN WE DO THAT?
- OH, YES, YES.

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YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC, DAVID.
I CAN DO SURPRISED, WATCH.

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OH, MY GOSH! WHAT?
WHERE DID YOU--

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- I'M GONNA TRY IT ON.
- OKAY--

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NO, YOU, UM--

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OH, OKAY.
- OH, JOE!

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YOU CAN RELAX NOW, BECAUSE
THE HOBBS' VALENTINE'S CURSE

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IS OFFICIALLY BROKEN.

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YOUR DAD GOT ME A VERY AWESOME
AND THOUGHTFUL GIFT.

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WHAT A RELIEF.

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THE HORSE MUST HAVE JUST BROKEN
ON ITS OWN.

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MY DINNER'S NOT GONNA BE
A DISASTER.

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- HEY!
- HEY, HEY.

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TIME TO GET MY NECKLACE BACK.

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WHAT NECKLACE?

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THE NECKLACE
I JUST GAVE YOU.

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OH, OH, SORRY, MARCUS,
I CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!

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I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY BOO.
- WHO?

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00:08:07,268 --> 00:08:08,443
MARCUS, TAKE A LOOK
AT THE NECKLACE

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DAVID GOT ME
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

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HE DID WHAT WITH WHAT,
WITH WHO, HOW, WHY, BOO, HUH?

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IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

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NAILED IT.

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YOU GAVE ALICIA'S NECKLACE
TO AMY?

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WHAT?
- I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER.

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WHAT DID--WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SHE IS LITERALLY WEARING IT.

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SHE FOUND IT,
AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FOR HER.

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- UH--
- HEY, GUYS.

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JUST GETTING SOME WATER.
- OH.

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NO PROBLEM, BOO.
- HE CALLS ME BOO.

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- BUT--
- WHO KNEW?

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YOU NOT ONLY STOLE
MY WIFE'S NECKLACE,

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YOU ALSO STOLE
MY WIFE'S NICKNAME?

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LOOK, MARCUS, YOU ARE THE KING
OF VALENTINE'S GIFTS, RIGHT?

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TRUE.

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AND I KNOW YOU CAN GO OUT
RIGHT NOW AND GET ALICIA

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AN EVEN MORE AWESOME GIFT.

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OF COURSE I COULD,

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BECAUSE I AM THE KING.

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00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:01,845
I AM.
- RIGHT!

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00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,542
THAT'S WHY YOU NEED
TO LET ME KEEP THIS.

200
00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,283
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW HAPPY
SHE WAS WHEN SHE OPENED THE BOX.

201
00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,414
MARCUS, COME ON.

202
00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:07,981
SHE REALLY LIKED IT, HUH?

203
00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:09,940
- OH, MAN, SHE LOVED IT!
- THAT WAS A GOOD GIFT.

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00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:12,464
SHE WENT CRA--
AND IT'S NOT EVEN HER NICKNAME.

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00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,771
- MM.
- THAT'S HOW GOOD YOU ARE.

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00:09:14,901 --> 00:09:16,729
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
ALL RIGHT.

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00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,340
I HAVE TIME,
AND I AM THE KING.

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I WILL GET ANOTHER GIFT.

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00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:22,692
YES, I KNOW YOU WILL, MARCUS.

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OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT.

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00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:26,609
WELL, YOU KNOW, THE KEY IS

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00:09:26,739 --> 00:09:28,480
TO THINK ABOUT
THE OTHER PERSON FIRST AND--

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- YOU LOST ME.
- WHA--

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00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,922
GUYS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!

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SO, JOE, BIG NIGHT.

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FIRST GIRLFRIEND,
FIRST VALENTINE'S.

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OOH, AND I FOUND
MY FIRST CHEST HAIR TODAY, DAD.

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LOOKS LIKE
I'M REALLY GROWING UP, HUH?

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YEAH, WHOA!

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NOW, YOU WANT TO SHOW
THAT SUCKER OFF, RIGHT?

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00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,766
SO WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THAT UP
A LITTLE BIT, LOOSEN THE TIE?

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HAVE FUN WITH AMANDA TONIGHT, SWEETIE.

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OH, YOU GOT
A LITTLE SOMETHING.

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00:10:00,555 --> 00:10:02,427
- CHEST HAIR, CHEST HAIR!
- I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EYELASH!

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00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:05,256
I THOUGHT
IT WAS AN EYELASH!

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00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:07,562
I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

227
00:10:07,693 --> 00:10:11,175
ALL RIGHT.

228
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,744
YOU OKAY?

229
00:10:14,874 --> 00:10:18,443
YEAH, JUST A LITTLE SWEATY,
A LITTLE GASSY.

230
00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:21,098
SO NORMAL?

231
00:10:21,228 --> 00:10:25,450
LOOK, JOE, YOU LIKE AMANDA,
SHE LIKES YOU.

232
00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:29,454
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO MAKE VALENTINE'S SPECIAL.

233
00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:32,239
- THANKS, DAD.
- ALL RIGHT.

234
00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,808
SORRY, YOU SQUEEZED IT
OUT OF ME.

235
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,462
YEAH.

236
00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:41,205
BETTER NOW THAN LATER.

237
00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:44,164
OKAY, NOW, JANIE,
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL

238
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,688
AROUND THIS INSTA-GLUE.

239
00:10:45,818 --> 00:10:48,342
THE COMMERCIAL SHOWS AN ENTIRE
SCHOOL BUS BEING LIFTED

240
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,954
BY A METAL BEAM
USING ONLY A FEW DROPS.

241
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,218
NOT EVERYTHING THAT'S ON TV
IS TRUE, KEVIN.

242
00:10:54,348 --> 00:10:55,872
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT.

243
00:10:56,002 --> 00:11:00,050
MY BUTT-BE-TIGHT MACHINE HAS
NOT DELIVERED AS ADVERTISED.

244
00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:02,879
I'M STILL, LIKE, SIX WEEKS AWAY
FROM YOGA PANTS.

245
00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:05,969
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
LIKE, CONFIDENTLY?

246
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,667
GUYS, I TOTALLY FORGOT
AMANDA'S CARD!

247
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:12,323
RELAX, JOE.
I'LL MAKE YOU ONE.

248
00:11:12,453 --> 00:11:15,674
WHEN SHE SAYS "ONE,"
SHE MEANS ONE.

249
00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:19,722
IT'S HER.

250
00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:26,424
HI, AMANDA.

251
00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:29,427
HEY, JOSEPH.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S.

252
00:11:29,557 --> 00:11:32,560
OOH, DON'T SQUEEZE TOO HARD.

253
00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:35,999
WOW, EVERYTHING'S
SO BEAUTIFUL.

254
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,566
THIS REALLY IS GOING TO BE
A JOE-MANTIC EVENING.

255
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,569
OH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?

256
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,224
YOU HAVE SUCH
A WAY WITH WORDS.

257
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,837
I KNOW.
WORDS ARE MY SPECIAL GOOD.

258
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,625
JOE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT.

259
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,018
NOW JUST GO OVER THERE
AND CHARM HER

260
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,324
WITH SOME OF THAT CLASSIC
JOE AWESOMENESS.

261
00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:00,937
JOE CAN DO THAT.

262
00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,983
KEVIN...

263
00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,246
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR HAND
IS STUCK TO THE BACK OF MY NECK

264
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,988
FROM THE INSTA-GLUE
YOU WERE USING ON THE HORSE.

265
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,599
OKAY, I WON'T.

266
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,864
ALTHOUGH FOR A FIRST GUESS,
THAT WAS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE.

267
00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,824
AAH!

268
00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:27,006
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR
A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING, DAVID.

269
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,835
- ROMANCE IS WHAT I DO.
- MM-HMM.

270
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,404
SO TELL ME AGAIN
HOW YOU PICKED OUT THE NECKLACE.

271
00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:35,754
TELL ME AGAIN.
- WELL, AFTER I SAW IT

272
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,495
IN THE STORE WINDOW,
SOME OTHER GUY CAME IN

273
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,670
AND TRIED TO BUY IT FIRST.
- MM-HMM.

274
00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,106
AND I SAID, "SIR...

275
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:45,024
"IF YOU WANT TO STAND BETWEEN ME
AND MY BOO'S HAPPINESS,

276
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,634
YOU BETTER BE WILLING TO FIGHT
TO THE DEATH."

277
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,332
WOW.

278
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,423
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
I HATE TO INTERRUPT,

279
00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:53,903
BUT ONE OF OUR PATRONS
IS A HUGE FAN,

280
00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,513
AND HE REALLY WANTS
TO MEET YOU.

281
00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:59,647
OH, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT
I'M HERE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE,

282
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,780
HAVING
A LOVELY VALENTINE DINNER.

283
00:13:03,477 --> 00:13:05,044
ON THE OTHER HAND,

284
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,264
IF I CAN MAKE ANOTHER MAN'S
VALENTINE'S MORE MEMORABLE,

285
00:13:07,394 --> 00:13:09,832
I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY--
- GO SAY HELLO TO YOUR FAN.

286
00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:13,009
I'LL FRESHEN UP.
- RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.

287
00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:14,575
OH.

288
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,969
SIR, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED.
IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL

289
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,232
TO HAVE A MAN-CRUSH
ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

290
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,278
GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT.

291
00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,933
- WHAT?
- GIVE--GIVE IT TO ME!

292
00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:26,370
WHA--YOU SAID YOU WOULD GET
ALICIA A BETTER GIFT.

293
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,503
I TRIED, MAN,
BUT YOUR CURSE CAME UPON ME.

294
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,940
I WAS HEADED
TO THE JEWELRY STORE

295
00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,724
FOR A NEW NECKLACE,
GOT A FLAT TIRE.

296
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,858
THEY TOWED ME TO A GAS STATION,
SO I HAD TO IMPROVISE.

297
00:13:35,988 --> 00:13:37,990
I GOT YOU NEW GIFTS.

298
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,558
I HELPED YOU OUT.

299
00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:43,169
A KEY CHAIN, A SQUEEGEE,
AND AN AIR FRESHENER?

300
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,344
AND THAT'S PINA COLADA.
THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.

301
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,346
OH, I DON'T CARE, MARCUS.
NO!

302
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,132
I KNOW YOU BROUGHT IT.
GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT.

303
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,003
WHAT?
GET AWAY FROM ME, MAN, NO.

304
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,570
GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT.

305
00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,658
GIVE IT.
GIVE ME BACK MY--

306
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,706
GIVE IT!

307
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:02,406
OW! OW! OW!

308
00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:05,191
STOP IT, STOP IT!

309
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,540
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

310
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,542
EVERYTHING IS GREAT.
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

311
00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,762
DON'T BE SHY.
I WON'T BITE.

312
00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,077
SO HERE I AM.

313
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:32,523
'SUP?

314
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:49,975
I'M REALLY SORRY.

315
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,369
IT'S A LONG STORY
INVOLVING GLUE,

316
00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:54,458
BUT LONG STORY SHORT, IT LOOKS
LIKE WE'RE STUCK WITH HIM.

317
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,288
"STUCK WITH HIM."
YOU'RE FUNNY.

318
00:14:58,418 --> 00:15:00,899
IT'S A PRETTY
STICKY SITUATION.

319
00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:07,079
LOOK AT YOU TWO BONDING.

320
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:11,866
I'M NOT HERE.

321
00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:13,433
- I FINISHED THE CARD.
- OKAY.

322
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:17,176
HERE, AMANDA, THIS IS FOR YOU.

323
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:20,310
"THE ONLY VALENTINE
FOR ME IS A MAN."

324
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,319
"DUH."
OH, AMANDA!

325
00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:31,016
I LOVE IT.

326
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,370
EXCUSE ME, MISS,
HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND?

327
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,460
I BELIEVE I SAW HIM
AT THE LOBSTER TANK.

328
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,509
MY EYES!

329
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,861
I KNOW, I'M SORRY YOU HAD
TO WORK TONIGHT, CHELSEA,

330
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:54,300
BUT I PROMISE, WE'LL BE TOGETHER
NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY, BOO.

331
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,912
WHAT? NO, I ALWAYS
CALL YOU "BOO," BOO.

332
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,135
I GOTTA GO.

333
00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,660
GOOD NEWS, WE GLUED
THE HORSE BACK TOGETHER.

334
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,793
OH, NICE JOB.

335
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,449
AND NOW I'M STUCK.

336
00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:15,060
I'LL HELP!

337
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,370
JANIE, DID YOU PUT
EXTRA INSTA-GLUE ON THE HORSE

338
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,980
AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT TO?

339
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,156
NO!

340
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,853
YES.

341
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,555
ARE THESE NECESSARY, MAN?
WE SAID WE WERE LEAVING.

342
00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:36,647
I CAN SEE WHERE THESE MIGHT
BE FRUSTRATING FOR A LOBSTER.

343
00:16:36,777 --> 00:16:41,130
DAVID, LOOK, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN
GIVING AMY LAME GIFTS FOR YEARS.

344
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,045
SHE'S GOTTEN
USED TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT.

345
00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:45,699
I'VE NEVER LET ALICIA DOWN.

346
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,920
PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY
FROM ME.

347
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,229
YOU'RE RIGHT. HERE.

348
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:54,143
SHOULD NEVER--
SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THIS THING

349
00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:56,536
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

350
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,147
MARCUS?

351
00:16:58,277 --> 00:16:59,931
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

352
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,761
DAVID LEFT YOUR GIFT AT HOME,

353
00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,154
SO I RAN IT UP HERE FOR YOU.

354
00:17:05,284 --> 00:17:07,069
HAVE A NICE DINNER.

355
00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:09,201
- THANK YOU.
- ALL RIGHT.

356
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,161
WHAT'S THIS?

357
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,990
UH, THAT'S
YOUR ACTUAL VALENTINE'S GIFT.

358
00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:18,819
WH-WHERE'S MY NECKLACE?

359
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:19,864
WELL, HONEY,
I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU

360
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,126
WITH AN EVEN BETTER GIFT.

361
00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,520
WITH MY NECKLACE
WRAPPED AROUND IT?

362
00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,739
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FOCUSING
ON THE NECKLACE

363
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,786
AND JUST FOCUS ON THE BAG?
- MM-HMM, ALL RIGHT.

364
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:30,918
I-I DON'T GET IT.

365
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,794
YOU'RE THE KEY
TO MY HEART.

366
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,147
YOU'RE LIKE A BREATH
OF FRESH AIR, HONEY.

367
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:51,330
AND THAT IS JUST GOOD
TO HAVE WITH YOU IN YOUR CAR.

368
00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:57,423
I GET IT.
OH, I GET IT!

369
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,383
I LOVE YOU!

370
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,602
- NAILED IT.
- YES!

371
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,823
OH, MY!

372
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,741
THANK YOU, HONEY, I LOVE YOU!
SEE YOU AT HOME!

373
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,445
YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DANCER, JOE.

374
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,012
PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF.

375
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,275
AND YOU GUYS TOO.

376
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,669
- THANK YOU, THANKS.
- THANKS.

377
00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:29,803
LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN.
- WE DID A GOOD THING.

378
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:33,503
AN EVEN BETTER THING WOULD BE
DANCING ME OVER TO THE BATHROOM.

379
00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:42,338
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME
FROM GETTING IN THAT CAR?

380
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,691
YOU WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN,
AND I THOUGHT FOR SURE

381
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,823
THE COPS WOULD STOP YOU BEFORE
YOU PULLED IN THE DRIVEWAY.

382
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,390
I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY WERE CHASING ME.

383
00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:55,133
I THOUGHT YOU'D ARRANGED TO HAVE
THE POLICE ESCORT ME HOME.

384
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,004
HONEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I-I AM--I'M SORRY.

385
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,658
I'M THE WORST GIFT GIVER EVER.

386
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,705
SWEETIE, HONEY, IT ALL STARTED
WHEN YOU PROMISED ME

387
00:19:01,835 --> 00:19:03,968
THAT YOU HAD THIS HOME-RUN GIFT
TO GIVE ME.

388
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,317
WHAT IS IT?

389
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,666
REALLY?
WANT ME TO GIVE THE GIFT

390
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,582
THAT MIGHT MAKE
THIS NIGHT WORSE?

391
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,193
HONEY, I WAS JUST HANDCUFFED
FACE DOWN

392
00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:13,195
IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY, OKAY?
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT.

393
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:14,196
ALL RIGHT.

394
00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:16,110
ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT.

395
00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,157
OH, MY GOD.

396
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,290
HERE YOU GO.

397
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:25,642
OH, HOW CUTE!
YOU HAD JANIE WRAP IT!

398
00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:27,296
SURE.

399
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,825
THIS IS THE BOWLING SCORECARD

400
00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:36,435
FROM OUR FIRST DATE.
- YEAH.

401
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,830
REMEMBER, I BEAT YOU
THREE TIMES?

402
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,963
HONEY, YOU KEPT THIS
ALL THESE YEARS?

403
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,662
OH.
OH, I LOVE IT.

404
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:46,663
REALLY?

405
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,187
REALLY.
OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU.

406
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,797
- OH, I LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY.
- OH.

407
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,408
WOW.

408
00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:55,193
THIS IS THE BEST GIFT
I'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN.

409
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:58,109
REALLY?
SO THE CURSE IS LIFTED?

410
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,417
- BIG-TIME. BIG-TIME.
- OH, THANK YOU.

411
00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:03,245
THANK YOU, HONEY.

412
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,550
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

413
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,422
OH, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, SWEETIE.

414
00:20:06,552 --> 00:20:08,772
AW, JANIE HELPED YOU FRAME IT.

415
00:20:08,902 --> 00:20:10,904
SURE.

416
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,258
HEY, WHAT'S JANIE DOING UP?

417
00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:19,913
SHH!
JOE'S SAYING GOOD-BYE.

418
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,567
WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME
IF I TOLD YOU THIS NIGHT

419
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:25,441
WENT EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN?

420
00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:28,357
JOE, THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST
ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S EVER.

421
00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:29,532
REALLY?

422
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,360
ALL I WANTED WAS
TO SPEND IT WITH YOU.

423
00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:37,366
OH, NO, ARE YOU STUCK?

424
00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:39,498
NOPE.