1 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,444 SO, UH, VALENTINE'S DAY IS TOMORROW. 2 00:00:10,575 --> 00:00:11,445 OH, IS IT? 3 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:13,012 OH, IT IS. 4 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:14,622 PREPARE FOR A JOE-MANTIC GIFT. 5 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:15,884 [giggles] 6 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:18,278 [giggles nervously] 7 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:19,671 YOU KNOW, JOSEPH, WHEN I GIGGLE, 8 00:00:19,801 --> 00:00:20,759 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIGGLE TOO. 9 00:00:20,889 --> 00:00:22,674 GOT IT. 10 00:00:22,804 --> 00:00:24,067 BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO. 11 00:00:24,197 --> 00:00:29,724 [both giggling] 12 00:00:29,855 --> 00:00:33,076 - BYE. - SEE YA. 13 00:00:33,206 --> 00:00:36,079 [door closes] - WHEW. 14 00:00:36,209 --> 00:00:39,517 SO VALENTINE'S DAY IS TOMORROW. 15 00:00:39,647 --> 00:00:41,345 OH, IS IT? 16 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,390 - OH, IT IS. - HMM. 17 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:45,392 [chuckles] 18 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,568 [both chuckling] 19 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:50,441 COME ON, IT'S A TIME FOR A MAN TO SHOW HIS WOMAN 20 00:00:50,571 --> 00:00:51,877 HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER. 21 00:00:52,007 --> 00:00:55,402 HONEY, WHY DON'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER? 22 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,926 WE DON'T NEED TO EXCHANGE GIFTS. 23 00:00:58,057 --> 00:01:00,407 YOU'RE AFRAID TO OPEN MY GIFT, AREN'T YOU? 24 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:01,495 - A LITTLE BIT. - REALLY? 25 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:03,149 A LITTLE BIT, YEAH. 26 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,195 IT'S JUST THAT SOMETIMES THEY'RE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE... 27 00:01:05,325 --> 00:01:06,848 WELL, JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT. 28 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:08,415 - SUCKY? - WOW. 29 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:11,723 COME ON, THEY HAVEN'T BEEN ALL THAT BAD. 30 00:01:11,853 --> 00:01:14,595 HUH? HUH? 31 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:16,945 YOU HATE CRUMBS. 32 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:19,339 AND IT'S RED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 33 00:01:19,470 --> 00:01:24,344 [vacuum whirs] 34 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:25,954 HUH? HUH? 35 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:28,870 YOUR THREE FAVORITE THINGS: 36 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:33,266 PUPPIES, MARGARITAS, AND ME. 37 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:37,749 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I PROMISE YOU, THIS YEAR FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, 38 00:01:37,879 --> 00:01:39,577 I'M GONNA HIT A HOME RUN, OKAY? YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 39 00:01:39,707 --> 00:01:41,970 DAD TRYING TO CONVINCE YOU HE GIVES GOOD GIFTS AGAIN? 40 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:43,929 - [blows raspberry] - HEY! 41 00:01:44,059 --> 00:01:45,278 COME ON, ALL RIGHT, I MAY ADMIT THAT THE HOBBS MEN 42 00:01:45,409 --> 00:01:46,758 MAY HAVE A VALENTINE'S CURSE, 43 00:01:46,888 --> 00:01:48,194 BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT OUR GIFT-- 44 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,935 WAIT, A VALENTINE'S CURSE RUNS IN OUR FAMILY? 45 00:01:50,065 --> 00:01:51,415 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CURSE. 46 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:52,938 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 47 00:01:53,068 --> 00:01:54,287 THE FIRST VALENTINE SETS THE TONE 48 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,507 FOR THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP. 49 00:01:56,637 --> 00:01:58,378 WHAT IF AMANDA DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I GOT HER? 50 00:01:58,509 --> 00:01:59,379 WHAT DID YOU GET HER? 51 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:00,424 I GOT HER A STATUE OF A HORSE, 52 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:03,209 BECAUSE SHE LIKES HORSES. 53 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:05,733 AND I HOPE STATUES. 54 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:08,083 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET HER AN IRON, SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT. 55 00:02:08,214 --> 00:02:09,476 IT WAS RED FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! 56 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:10,521 IT WAS AN IRON! 57 00:02:10,651 --> 00:02:13,524 [upbeat music] 58 00:02:13,654 --> 00:02:21,358 ♪ 59 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,806 OKAY, DAVID-- 60 00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:36,286 OKAY, YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PAPER, DAVID. 61 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:37,112 YOU HAVE TO CUT IT. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 62 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:39,245 I-I'M GONNA TUCK IT UNDER. 63 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:41,552 YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU TUCK IT, IT'S-- 64 00:02:41,682 --> 00:02:44,032 IT CRUMPLES WHEN YOU-- AND THEN IT GETS BULGY. 65 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,730 WELL, MAYBE I LIKE IT BULGY, KEVIN. 66 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:47,035 [door opens] 67 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:49,212 BEHOLD, PEOPLE! WAWAH! 68 00:02:49,342 --> 00:02:52,737 IN THIS BOX IS MY WIFE'S VALENTINE'S DAY PRESENT. 69 00:02:52,867 --> 00:02:55,174 IN 20 YEARS OF MARRIAGE, I HAVE NEVER FAILED 70 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,437 TO GET ALICIA THE PERFECT GIFT, 71 00:02:57,568 --> 00:03:02,094 AND THIS YEAR IS NO-- [imitates whoosh]-- {\an8}EXCEPTION. 72 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:04,923 AND YOU NEVER FAIL TO GIVE THAT SAME ANNOYING SPEECH, 73 00:03:05,053 --> 00:03:07,447 AND THIS YEAR IS NO {\an8}EXCEPTION. - [grunts] 74 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:08,927 LOOK, MAN, I NEED YOU TO HIDE THIS, 75 00:03:09,057 --> 00:03:10,537 'CAUSE ALICIA IS LIKE A BLOODHOUND 76 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,017 WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO FINDING GIFTS... 77 00:03:12,147 --> 00:03:13,236 - OKAY. - SO YOU GOTTA HIDE IT FOR ME. 78 00:03:13,366 --> 00:03:14,454 - ALL RIGHT, GOT IT, I GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT. 79 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:16,761 - WHAT IS THIS? - CAN'T KEEP IT AT MY PLACE. 80 00:03:16,891 --> 00:03:20,982 OH, THAT'S NICE. "FOR MY...BOO"? 81 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,637 THAT'S WHAT I CALL ALICIA. "BOO." 82 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:24,943 REALLY, THAT'S HER NICKNAME? 83 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:27,772 MAN, IT'S LIKE A TERM OF ENDEARMENT, DAVID. 84 00:03:27,902 --> 00:03:29,600 LIKE, "HEY, BOO!" 85 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:33,517 "LOOKING GOOD, BOO." 86 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,083 HOW ABOUT, "HAPPY HALLOWEEN. BOO!" 87 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:38,086 [laughs] WHOA. YOU SCARED ME. 88 00:03:38,217 --> 00:03:39,697 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD SCARER, DAVID. 89 00:03:39,827 --> 00:03:41,002 ALL RIGHT. 90 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,613 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 91 00:03:42,743 --> 00:03:44,571 LOOK, I NEED YOU TO HIDE THIS, MAN, SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT, OKAY? 92 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,443 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY. - HEY, HIDE IT LIKE YOU DID 93 00:03:46,573 --> 00:03:48,314 THAT JAPANESE LAXATIVE COMMERCIAL YOU DID. 94 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,969 [laughs] 95 00:03:52,013 --> 00:03:53,319 HEY, AND BY THE WAY, 96 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,321 THAT PACKAGE IS LOOKING A LITTLE BULGY. 97 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:58,411 - HE LIKES IT BULGY. - I LIKE IT BULGY. 98 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:00,544 [mutters] 99 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:10,162 [laughs] JOE! YOU GOT A PACKAGE! 100 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:12,077 AND WE GOT CARDS! 101 00:04:12,207 --> 00:04:14,209 WOW, YOU GUYS WERE ACTUALLY ABLE TO FIND CARDS 102 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:16,473 FOR JANIE'S FRIENDS THE DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S? 103 00:04:16,603 --> 00:04:17,561 YEAH, WANNA SEE? 104 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,737 THEY HAVE A BIG, RED HEART ON THEM. 105 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:23,871 "CONGRATULATIONS ON A SUCCESSFUL BYPASS." 106 00:04:25,046 --> 00:04:26,657 REALLY? 107 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:27,701 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 108 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:30,051 HALF HER FRIENDS CAN'T READ ANYWAY. 109 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:33,664 JANIE, AS GREAT AS THESE CARDS ARE, 110 00:04:33,794 --> 00:04:35,318 WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER? 111 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:38,277 MAKING HOMEMADE CARDS YOURSELF. I'LL EVEN HELP YOU. 112 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:42,673 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? 113 00:04:42,803 --> 00:04:45,806 NO, BECAUSE I LOVE THE JOY OF CRAFTING. 114 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:48,896 AND BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 115 00:04:50,985 --> 00:04:52,073 WHERE'S THE PACKAGE? DOES IT LOOK BROKEN? 116 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,032 HOLD ON A SECOND. 117 00:04:54,162 --> 00:04:56,164 BE CAREFUL. 118 00:04:57,470 --> 00:05:00,343 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OKAY. 119 00:05:00,473 --> 00:05:01,692 [gasps] - WOW. 120 00:05:01,822 --> 00:05:03,433 THAT IS GREAT. 121 00:05:03,563 --> 00:05:05,304 I MEAN, IT'S STILL A HORSE STATUE, BUT, 122 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,437 YOU KNOW, NO CURSE FOR YOU. 123 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:12,920 HEY, SWEET HORSE STATUE, DUDE. 124 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:14,922 YEAH. 125 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,709 [sighs] THAT WAS CLOSE. 126 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:20,319 [statue clatters] 127 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:21,886 OH, NO. 128 00:05:22,016 --> 00:05:23,453 IT'S RUINED. 129 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:26,194 I AM CURSED! [sighs] 130 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,545 ALL I WANTED WAS A JOE-MANTIC EVENING WITH AMANDA. 131 00:05:28,675 --> 00:05:29,937 TELL YOU WHAT, 132 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:32,113 SINCE I DON'T HAVE PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY... 133 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:35,726 NOT HER CHOICE. 134 00:05:35,856 --> 00:05:37,510 WHY DON'T I MAKE YOU AND AMANDA 135 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,382 A NICE, ROMANTIC DINNER RIGHT HERE? 136 00:05:39,512 --> 00:05:41,688 YEAH, AND I'LL HELP YOU WITH THE STATUE. 137 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:44,604 IT'LL TAKE ME, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES. 138 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:45,605 [door slams] [gasps] 139 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:49,130 [statue clatters] 140 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,698 GIVE OR TAKE AN HOUR AND A HALF. 141 00:05:57,312 --> 00:05:58,662 I'M DONE! 142 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,273 OH, WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE DONE? 143 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,796 YOU ONLY MADE ONE CARD. 144 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:05,495 THE REST OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE VERY DISAPPOINTED. 145 00:06:05,625 --> 00:06:08,149 IT'S EASIER TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS THAN MORE CARDS. 146 00:06:10,456 --> 00:06:13,677 WOW! THE MESS YOU GUYS MADE. 147 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:14,939 I KNOW. 148 00:06:15,069 --> 00:06:20,684 I'LL USE THIS BEAUTIFUL YET FUNCTIONAL GIFT 149 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:23,730 I GOT YOUR MOM FOR VALENTINE'S DAY! 150 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:26,124 [vacuum whirring] WOW, IT STILL WORKS! 151 00:06:26,254 --> 00:06:27,778 LOOK AT THIS! [vacuum whirring] 152 00:06:27,908 --> 00:06:31,434 YEAH, IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON SUCKING. 153 00:06:31,564 --> 00:06:33,044 [chuckles] WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, 154 00:06:33,174 --> 00:06:34,567 WHY DON'T YOU GO UNDER THE CUSHIONS, SWEETIE? IT'S-- 155 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:35,960 - OH-- - WHAT'S THIS? 156 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,701 - OH, UM-- - IS THIS A HIDDEN BOX? 157 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,180 NO, NO, THAT'S-- 158 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:40,704 - IT'S A JEWELRY BOX. - YEAH, THAT--THAT'S-- 159 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,488 [both squealing] 160 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,316 YEAH, I-I KNOW, HONEY. HANG ON, HANG ON. 161 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:45,317 [vacuum whirring] HOLD ON A SECOND. 162 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:48,668 OH, HONEY. OH, HONEY, SWEETIE! 163 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,844 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT! 164 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,237 - [groans] - [gasps] 165 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:54,848 SURPRISE. 166 00:06:54,979 --> 00:06:57,547 "FOR MY...BOO"? 167 00:06:58,591 --> 00:07:01,551 YOU'RE MY BOO. 168 00:07:01,681 --> 00:07:02,813 YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL YOU. 169 00:07:02,943 --> 00:07:05,206 - YOU DO? - I "BOO." 170 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:08,079 [chuckles] THERE IT IS AGAIN. 171 00:07:08,209 --> 00:07:10,951 WOW, DAD, I GOT TO SAY, YOU REALLY SCORED THIS TIME. 172 00:07:11,082 --> 00:07:12,692 YEAH, WELL, LISTEN, HONEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 173 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:14,520 CAN YOU--CAN YOU PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE IT 174 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:15,739 AND PUT IT BACK, AND THIS WAY, 175 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,741 I CAN SURPRISE YOU ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 176 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,307 CAN WE DO THAT? - OH, YES, YES. 177 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:22,441 YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC, DAVID. I CAN DO SURPRISED, WATCH. 178 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,487 OH, MY GOSH! WHAT? WHERE DID YOU-- 179 00:07:24,617 --> 00:07:26,619 [laughs] 180 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:27,620 - I'M GONNA TRY IT ON. - OKAY-- 181 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:28,969 NO, YOU, UM-- 182 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,884 OH, OKAY. - OH, JOE! 183 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:33,452 YOU CAN RELAX NOW, BECAUSE THE HOBBS' VALENTINE'S CURSE 184 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,933 IS OFFICIALLY BROKEN. 185 00:07:36,063 --> 00:07:39,502 YOUR DAD GOT ME A VERY AWESOME AND THOUGHTFUL GIFT. 186 00:07:41,808 --> 00:07:43,070 WHAT A RELIEF. 187 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:44,724 THE HORSE MUST HAVE JUST BROKEN ON ITS OWN. 188 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:48,032 MY DINNER'S NOT GONNA BE A DISASTER. 189 00:07:48,162 --> 00:07:49,860 [knock at door] 190 00:07:54,212 --> 00:07:55,082 - HEY! - HEY, HEY. 191 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:58,042 TIME TO GET MY NECKLACE BACK. 192 00:07:58,172 --> 00:07:59,347 WHAT NECKLACE? 193 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:01,306 THE NECKLACE I JUST GAVE YOU. 194 00:08:01,436 --> 00:08:04,744 OH, OH, SORRY, MARCUS, I CAN'T PLAY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW! 195 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,138 I'M HANGING OUT WITH MY BOO. - WHO? 196 00:08:07,268 --> 00:08:08,443 MARCUS, TAKE A LOOK AT THE NECKLACE 197 00:08:08,574 --> 00:08:11,969 DAVID GOT ME FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 198 00:08:12,099 --> 00:08:15,015 HE DID WHAT WITH WHAT, WITH WHO, HOW, WHY, BOO, HUH? 199 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,539 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? 200 00:08:16,669 --> 00:08:19,324 NAILED IT. 201 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,415 YOU GAVE ALICIA'S NECKLACE TO AMY? 202 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,070 WHAT? - I DIDN'T GIVE IT TO HER. 203 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,376 WHAT DID--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SHE IS LITERALLY WEARING IT. 204 00:08:28,507 --> 00:08:31,336 SHE FOUND IT, AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FOR HER. 205 00:08:31,466 --> 00:08:34,078 - UH-- - HEY, GUYS. 206 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:36,602 JUST GETTING SOME WATER. - OH. 207 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:39,779 NO PROBLEM, BOO. - [chuckles] HE CALLS ME BOO. 208 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:40,911 - BUT-- - WHO KNEW? 209 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,913 [laughs] 210 00:08:43,043 --> 00:08:45,350 YOU NOT ONLY STOLE MY WIFE'S NECKLACE, 211 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,179 YOU ALSO STOLE MY WIFE'S NICKNAME? 212 00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:51,878 LOOK, MARCUS, YOU ARE THE KING OF VALENTINE'S GIFTS, RIGHT? 213 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,880 TRUE. 214 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,534 AND I KNOW YOU CAN GO OUT RIGHT NOW AND GET ALICIA 215 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,362 AN EVEN MORE AWESOME GIFT. 216 00:08:57,492 --> 00:08:59,277 [sighs] OF COURSE I COULD, 217 00:08:59,407 --> 00:09:00,278 BECAUSE I AM THE KING. 218 00:09:00,408 --> 00:09:01,845 I AM. - RIGHT! 219 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,542 THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO LET ME KEEP THIS. 220 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,283 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOW HAPPY SHE WAS WHEN SHE OPENED THE BOX. 221 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:06,414 MARCUS, COME ON. 222 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:07,981 [chuckles] SHE REALLY LIKED IT, HUH? 223 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:09,940 - OH, MAN, SHE LOVED IT! - THAT WAS A GOOD GIFT. 224 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:12,464 SHE WENT CRA-- AND IT'S NOT EVEN HER NICKNAME. 225 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,771 - MM. - THAT'S HOW GOOD YOU ARE. 226 00:09:14,901 --> 00:09:16,729 ALL RIGHT, MAN. ALL RIGHT. 227 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,340 I HAVE TIME, AND I AM THE KING. 228 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,516 I WILL GET ANOTHER GIFT. 229 00:09:21,647 --> 00:09:22,692 YES, I KNOW YOU WILL, MARCUS. 230 00:09:22,822 --> 00:09:24,694 OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 231 00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:26,609 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE KEY IS 232 00:09:26,739 --> 00:09:28,480 TO THINK ABOUT THE OTHER PERSON FIRST AND-- 233 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:31,570 - YOU LOST ME. - WHA-- 234 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:35,922 GUYS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE! 235 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,794 SO, JOE, BIG NIGHT. 236 00:09:37,924 --> 00:09:40,753 FIRST GIRLFRIEND, FIRST VALENTINE'S. 237 00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:43,582 OOH, AND I FOUND MY FIRST CHEST HAIR TODAY, DAD. 238 00:09:45,453 --> 00:09:47,064 LOOKS LIKE I'M REALLY GROWING UP, HUH? 239 00:09:47,194 --> 00:09:49,806 YEAH, WHOA! 240 00:09:49,936 --> 00:09:51,198 NOW, YOU WANT TO SHOW THAT SUCKER OFF, RIGHT? 241 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,766 SO WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THAT UP A LITTLE BIT, LOOSEN THE TIE? 242 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:58,553 HAVE FUN WITH AMANDA TONIGHT, SWEETIE. 243 00:09:58,684 --> 00:10:00,425 OH, YOU GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING. 244 00:10:00,555 --> 00:10:02,427 - CHEST HAIR, CHEST HAIR! - I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EYELASH! 245 00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:05,256 I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EYELASH! 246 00:10:06,866 --> 00:10:07,562 [clears throat] I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 247 00:10:07,693 --> 00:10:11,175 ALL RIGHT. 248 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,744 YOU OKAY? 249 00:10:14,874 --> 00:10:18,443 YEAH, JUST A LITTLE SWEATY, A LITTLE GASSY. 250 00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:21,098 SO NORMAL? 251 00:10:21,228 --> 00:10:25,450 LOOK, JOE, YOU LIKE AMANDA, SHE LIKES YOU. 252 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:29,454 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE VALENTINE'S SPECIAL. 253 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:32,239 - THANKS, DAD. - ALL RIGHT. 254 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,720 - [farts] - [sighs] 255 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,808 SORRY, YOU SQUEEZED IT OUT OF ME. 256 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,462 YEAH. 257 00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:41,205 BETTER NOW THAN LATER. 258 00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:44,164 OKAY, NOW, JANIE, YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFUL 259 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,688 AROUND THIS INSTA-GLUE. 260 00:10:45,818 --> 00:10:48,342 THE COMMERCIAL SHOWS AN ENTIRE SCHOOL BUS BEING LIFTED 261 00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,954 BY A METAL BEAM USING ONLY A FEW DROPS. 262 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,218 NOT EVERYTHING THAT'S ON TV IS TRUE, KEVIN. 263 00:10:54,348 --> 00:10:55,872 [sighs] YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT. 264 00:10:56,002 --> 00:11:00,050 MY BUTT-BE-TIGHT MACHINE HAS NOT DELIVERED AS ADVERTISED. 265 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:02,879 I'M STILL, LIKE, SIX WEEKS AWAY FROM YOGA PANTS. 266 00:11:03,009 --> 00:11:05,969 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, LIKE, CONFIDENTLY? 267 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,667 GUYS, I TOTALLY FORGOT AMANDA'S CARD! 268 00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:12,323 RELAX, JOE. I'LL MAKE YOU ONE. 269 00:11:12,453 --> 00:11:15,674 WHEN SHE SAYS "ONE," SHE MEANS ONE. 270 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,154 [doorbell rings] 271 00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:19,722 IT'S HER. 272 00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:25,336 [exhales] 273 00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:26,424 HI, AMANDA. 274 00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:29,427 HEY, JOSEPH. HAPPY VALENTINE'S. 275 00:11:29,557 --> 00:11:32,560 OOH, DON'T SQUEEZE TOO HARD. 276 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:35,999 WOW, EVERYTHING'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 277 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,566 THIS REALLY IS GOING TO BE A JOE-MANTIC EVENING. 278 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,569 OH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 279 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,224 YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS. 280 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:47,837 I KNOW. WORDS ARE MY SPECIAL GOOD. 281 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,625 JOE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 282 00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,018 NOW JUST GO OVER THERE AND CHARM HER 283 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,324 WITH SOME OF THAT CLASSIC JOE AWESOMENESS. 284 00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:00,937 JOE CAN DO THAT. 285 00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,286 [sighs] 286 00:12:02,416 --> 00:12:03,983 KEVIN... 287 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:06,246 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOUR HAND IS STUCK TO THE BACK OF MY NECK 288 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:08,988 FROM THE INSTA-GLUE YOU WERE USING ON THE HORSE. 289 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:11,599 OKAY, I WON'T. 290 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:14,864 ALTHOUGH FOR A FIRST GUESS, THAT WAS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE. 291 00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,824 AAH! 292 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:27,006 THANK YOU AGAIN FOR A VERY ROMANTIC EVENING, DAVID. 293 00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,835 - ROMANCE IS WHAT I DO. - MM-HMM. 294 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,532 [laughs] 295 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,404 SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU PICKED OUT THE NECKLACE. 296 00:12:33,534 --> 00:12:35,754 TELL ME AGAIN. - WELL, AFTER I SAW IT 297 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,495 IN THE STORE WINDOW, SOME OTHER GUY CAME IN 298 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,670 AND TRIED TO BUY IT FIRST. - MM-HMM. 299 00:12:38,801 --> 00:12:40,106 AND I SAID, "SIR... 300 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:45,024 "IF YOU WANT TO STAND BETWEEN ME AND MY BOO'S HAPPINESS, 301 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,634 YOU BETTER BE WILLING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH." 302 00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:48,332 [giggles] WOW. 303 00:12:48,462 --> 00:12:49,855 [laughs] 304 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,423 EXCUSE ME, SIR, I HATE TO INTERRUPT, 305 00:12:52,553 --> 00:12:53,903 BUT ONE OF OUR PATRONS IS A HUGE FAN, 306 00:12:54,033 --> 00:12:55,513 AND HE REALLY WANTS TO MEET YOU. 307 00:12:55,643 --> 00:12:59,647 OH, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT I'M HERE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, 308 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,780 HAVING A LOVELY VALENTINE DINNER. 309 00:13:03,477 --> 00:13:05,044 ON THE OTHER HAND, 310 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,264 IF I CAN MAKE ANOTHER MAN'S VALENTINE'S MORE MEMORABLE, 311 00:13:07,394 --> 00:13:09,832 I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY-- - GO SAY HELLO TO YOUR FAN. 312 00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:13,009 I'LL FRESHEN UP. - RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. 313 00:13:13,139 --> 00:13:14,575 OH. [laughs] 314 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,969 SIR, DON'T BE EMBARRASSED. IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL 315 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,232 TO HAVE A MAN-CRUSH ON VALENTINE'S DAY. 316 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,278 GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 317 00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,933 - WHAT? - GIVE--GIVE IT TO ME! 318 00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:26,370 WHA--YOU SAID YOU WOULD GET ALICIA A BETTER GIFT. 319 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,503 I TRIED, MAN, BUT YOUR CURSE CAME UPON ME. 320 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:30,940 I WAS HEADED TO THE JEWELRY STORE 321 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,724 FOR A NEW NECKLACE, GOT A FLAT TIRE. 322 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,858 THEY TOWED ME TO A GAS STATION, SO I HAD TO IMPROVISE. 323 00:13:35,988 --> 00:13:37,990 - [stammers] - I GOT YOU NEW GIFTS. 324 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,558 I HELPED YOU OUT. 325 00:13:40,688 --> 00:13:43,169 A KEY CHAIN, A SQUEEGEE, AND AN AIR FRESHENER? 326 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,344 AND THAT'S PINA COLADA. THAT WAS THE LAST ONE. 327 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,346 OH, I DON'T CARE, MARCUS. NO! 328 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,739 [overlapping arguing] 329 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,132 I KNOW YOU BROUGHT IT. GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 330 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,003 WHAT? GET AWAY FROM ME, MAN, NO. 331 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,570 GIVE ME BACK MY GIFT. 332 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:53,658 GIVE IT. GIVE ME BACK MY-- 333 00:13:53,788 --> 00:13:55,834 [clatter] 334 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,706 GIVE IT! [clatter] 335 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:02,406 OW! OW! OW! 336 00:14:02,536 --> 00:14:05,191 STOP IT, STOP IT! 337 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,540 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 338 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,542 EVERYTHING IS GREAT. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 339 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:10,762 DON'T BE SHY. I WON'T BITE. [laughs] 340 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:15,941 [laughter] 341 00:14:19,162 --> 00:14:21,077 SO HERE I AM. 342 00:14:23,383 --> 00:14:25,081 [grunts] 343 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:32,523 'SUP? 344 00:14:32,653 --> 00:14:35,830 [clanging] [overlapping arguing] 345 00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:49,975 I'M REALLY SORRY. 346 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,369 IT'S A LONG STORY INVOLVING GLUE, 347 00:14:52,499 --> 00:14:54,458 BUT LONG STORY SHORT, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK WITH HIM. 348 00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,155 [laughs] 349 00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,288 "STUCK WITH HIM." YOU'RE FUNNY. 350 00:14:58,418 --> 00:15:00,899 IT'S A PRETTY STICKY SITUATION. 351 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,467 [laughs] 352 00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:07,079 LOOK AT YOU TWO BONDING. [laughs] 353 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:11,866 I'M NOT HERE. 354 00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:13,433 - I FINISHED THE CARD. - OKAY. 355 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:17,176 HERE, AMANDA, THIS IS FOR YOU. 356 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:20,310 "THE ONLY VALENTINE FOR ME IS A MAN." 357 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,319 "DUH." OH, AMANDA! 358 00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:31,016 I LOVE IT. 359 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,370 EXCUSE ME, MISS, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HUSBAND? 360 00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,460 I BELIEVE I SAW HIM AT THE LOBSTER TANK. 361 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,680 [thumping, hissing] 362 00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,509 [screams] MY EYES! 363 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,861 I KNOW, I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO WORK TONIGHT, CHELSEA, 364 00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:54,300 BUT I PROMISE, WE'LL BE TOGETHER NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY, BOO. 365 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:57,912 WHAT? NO, I ALWAYS CALL YOU "BOO," BOO. 366 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:03,135 I GOTTA GO. 367 00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:06,660 GOOD NEWS, WE GLUED THE HORSE BACK TOGETHER. 368 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:08,793 OH, NICE JOB. 369 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,449 AND NOW I'M STUCK. 370 00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:15,060 I'LL HELP! 371 00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,370 JANIE, DID YOU PUT EXTRA INSTA-GLUE ON THE HORSE 372 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,980 AFTER I TOLD YOU NOT TO? 373 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,156 NO! 374 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,853 YES. 375 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,555 ARE THESE NECESSARY, MAN? WE SAID WE WERE LEAVING. 376 00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:36,647 I CAN SEE WHERE THESE MIGHT BE FRUSTRATING FOR A LOBSTER. 377 00:16:36,777 --> 00:16:41,130 DAVID, LOOK, MAN, YOU'VE BEEN GIVING AMY LAME GIFTS FOR YEARS. 378 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,045 SHE'S GOTTEN USED TO THE DISAPPOINTMENT. 379 00:16:43,175 --> 00:16:45,699 I'VE NEVER LET ALICIA DOWN. 380 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,920 PLEASE DON'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. 381 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,443 [sighs] 382 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:53,229 YOU'RE RIGHT. HERE. 383 00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:54,143 SHOULD NEVER-- SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THIS THING 384 00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:56,536 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 385 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,147 MARCUS? 386 00:16:58,277 --> 00:16:59,931 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 387 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:03,761 [stammers] DAVID LEFT YOUR GIFT AT HOME, 388 00:17:03,891 --> 00:17:05,154 SO I RAN IT UP HERE FOR YOU. 389 00:17:05,284 --> 00:17:07,069 HAVE A NICE DINNER. 390 00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:09,201 - THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 391 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:12,161 WHAT'S THIS? 392 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,990 UH, THAT'S YOUR ACTUAL VALENTINE'S GIFT. 393 00:17:16,121 --> 00:17:18,819 WH-WHERE'S MY NECKLACE? 394 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:19,864 WELL, HONEY, I THOUGHT I'D SURPRISE YOU 395 00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,126 WITH AN EVEN BETTER GIFT. 396 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:23,520 WITH MY NECKLACE WRAPPED AROUND IT? 397 00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,739 CAN YOU PLEASE STOP FOCUSING ON THE NECKLACE 398 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,786 AND JUST FOCUS ON THE BAG? - MM-HMM, ALL RIGHT. 399 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:30,918 I-I DON'T GET IT. 400 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,794 YOU'RE THE KEY TO MY HEART. 401 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,147 YOU'RE LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, HONEY. 402 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:51,330 AND THAT IS JUST GOOD TO HAVE WITH YOU IN YOUR CAR. 403 00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:57,423 I GET IT. OH, I GET IT! 404 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,772 [screams] 405 00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,383 I LOVE YOU! [laughs] 406 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,602 - NAILED IT. - YES! 407 00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,823 OH, MY! 408 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,741 THANK YOU, HONEY, I LOVE YOU! SEE YOU AT HOME! 409 00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:13,657 [tires screech, horn honks] 410 00:18:13,787 --> 00:18:17,400 [romantic music] 411 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,445 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD DANCER, JOE. 412 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,012 PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF. 413 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,275 AND YOU GUYS TOO. 414 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,669 - THANK YOU, THANKS. - THANKS. 415 00:18:25,799 --> 00:18:29,803 LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN. - WE DID A GOOD THING. 416 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:33,503 AN EVEN BETTER THING WOULD BE DANCING ME OVER TO THE BATHROOM. 417 00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:42,338 WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME FROM GETTING IN THAT CAR? 418 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:47,691 YOU WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, AND I THOUGHT FOR SURE 419 00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:49,823 THE COPS WOULD STOP YOU BEFORE YOU PULLED IN THE DRIVEWAY. 420 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,390 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE CHASING ME. 421 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:55,133 I THOUGHT YOU'D ARRANGED TO HAVE THE POLICE ESCORT ME HOME. 422 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,004 HONEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I-I AM--I'M SORRY. 423 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,658 I'M THE WORST GIFT GIVER EVER. 424 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:01,705 SWEETIE, HONEY, IT ALL STARTED WHEN YOU PROMISED ME 425 00:19:01,835 --> 00:19:03,968 THAT YOU HAD THIS HOME-RUN GIFT TO GIVE ME. 426 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:05,317 WHAT IS IT? 427 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,666 REALLY? WANT ME TO GIVE THE GIFT 428 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,582 THAT MIGHT MAKE THIS NIGHT WORSE? 429 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,193 HONEY, I WAS JUST HANDCUFFED FACE DOWN 430 00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:13,195 IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY, OKAY? CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. 431 00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:14,196 ALL RIGHT. 432 00:19:14,326 --> 00:19:16,110 ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. 433 00:19:17,677 --> 00:19:19,157 [chuckles] OH, MY GOD. 434 00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,290 HERE YOU GO. 435 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:25,642 OH, HOW CUTE! YOU HAD JANIE WRAP IT! 436 00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:27,296 SURE. 437 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,825 THIS IS THE BOWLING SCORECARD 438 00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:36,435 FROM OUR FIRST DATE. - YEAH. 439 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:39,830 REMEMBER, I BEAT YOU THREE TIMES? 440 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,963 HONEY, YOU KEPT THIS ALL THESE YEARS? 441 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,662 OH. OH, I LOVE IT. 442 00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:46,663 REALLY? 443 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:49,187 REALLY. OH, HONEY, I LOVE YOU. 444 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,797 - OH, I LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY. - OH. 445 00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,408 WOW. 446 00:19:52,538 --> 00:19:55,193 THIS IS THE BEST GIFT I'VE EVER BEEN GIVEN. 447 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:58,109 REALLY? SO THE CURSE IS LIFTED? 448 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,417 - BIG-TIME. BIG-TIME. - OH, THANK YOU. 449 00:20:01,547 --> 00:20:03,245 - [laughs] - THANK YOU, HONEY. 450 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,550 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 451 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,422 OH, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, SWEETIE. 452 00:20:06,552 --> 00:20:08,772 AW, JANIE HELPED YOU FRAME IT. 453 00:20:08,902 --> 00:20:10,904 SURE. 454 00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,258 HEY, WHAT'S JANIE DOING UP? 455 00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:19,913 SHH! JOE'S SAYING GOOD-BYE. 456 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,567 WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD YOU THIS NIGHT 457 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:25,441 WENT EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN? - [laughs] 458 00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:28,357 JOE, THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S EVER. 459 00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:29,532 REALLY? 460 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,360 ALL I WANTED WAS TO SPEND IT WITH YOU. 461 00:20:34,754 --> 00:20:37,366 OH, NO, ARE YOU STUCK? 462 00:20:37,496 --> 00:20:39,498 NOPE.