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[yelps]
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DADDY, THAT WAS THE BELL TOWER
FOR PRINCESS BELLA'S CASTLE.
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HER CASTLE IS STARTING
TO TAKE OVER MY CASTLE.
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THE GIANT ALMOST BROKE
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS.
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YOU SAID "HIGHNESS."
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ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
YOUR MOM'S COMING HOME SOON.
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EVERYBODY, I NEED YOU
TO CLEAN UP, OKAY?
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- DAD.
- YES?
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YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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THE PURSE EXCHANGE
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IS GONNA TAKE BACK MY BROWN BAG
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FOR TWO NEW BAGS!
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OH, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH
THAT MEANS TO ME, EMILY.
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OH, THERE IT IS.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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LOOK--WHAT IS ALL THAT?
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HOW DOES ONE FAMILY COLLECT
SO MUCH CRA--JUNK?
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COME ON,
EVERYBODY GRAB SOMETHING
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AND LET'S TAKE IT
IN THE BACK ROOM, PLEASE.
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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GUYS, THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY MEMORABILIA ROOM
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CELEBRATING ME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DOWNSIZING.
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THERE'S PRINCESS BELLA'S
CONVERTIBLE.
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JANIE, NO!
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DADDY, IT'S DARK IN HERE!
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JANIE, JUST--
JUST FOLLOW OUR VOICES.
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COME ON.
all: JANIE!
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- JANIE, OVER HERE.
- COME ON.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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I SEE YOU'VE ALL MADE
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YOUR KEEP, TOSS,
AND MAYBE PILES.
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VERY GOOD, SO LET'S REVIEW
THE RULES AGAIN, SHALL WE?
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IF YOU HAVEN'T
LOOKED AT IT, TOUCHED IT,
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OR USED IT IN A YEAR, IT GOES.
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IF YOU USED IT AND YOU DIDN'T
ENJOY IT, IT'S HISTORY.
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AND IF IT'S IN YOUR MAYBE PILE,
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THAT MEANS
YOU DIDN'T LOVE IT ENOUGH
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TO PUT IT IN YOUR KEEP PILE,
SO SAYONARA.
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COME ON, YOU GUYS.
YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT.
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WE'VE ACCUMULATED
WAY TOO MUCH STUFF HERE.
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JANIE, WHAT IS
YOUR BROWN BEAR READING BOOK
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DOING IN YOUR KEEP PILE?
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IT'S THE FIRST BOOK
I LEARNED TO READ.
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- CAN YOU READ NOW?
- YEAH.
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WELL, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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OH, JOE, LOOK WHO THINKS
HE'S KEEPING HIS MAGIC SET.
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DAD, I KNOW I GOT
THAT WHEN I WAS TEN,
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BUT YOU JUST CAN'T
LEARN MAGIC OVERNIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU CAN, JOE.
WATCH THIS.
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AND ABRACADABRA!
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I JUST MADE IT DISAPPEAR.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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EMILY, EMILY, EMILY.
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- DAD!
- GONE.
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AMY, I MUST TELL YOU
THAT I'M VERY IMPRESSED
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WITH YOUR TOSS PILE.
I REALLY AM.
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THANK YOU, DAVID.
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BY FOLLOWING YOUR SIMPLE STEPS
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I WAS ABLE TO DE-CLUTTER MY LIFE
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AND IT FEELS VERY LIBERATING.
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I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, AMY,
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BUT I THINK YOU FORGOT
ABOUT THESE.
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WHAT?
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NO.
NO!
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NOT MY {\an8}CELEBRITY MANGIA
COOKING MAGAZINES!
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YOU'VE HAD YOUR CHANCE, HONEY.
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I'M SORRY.
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LOOK, I DON'T THINK
ANYBODY'S REALLY INTERESTED
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IN HAVING A RICHARD DAWSON
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{\an8}FAMILY FEUD FAJITA RECIPE
FROM 1995.
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AND THE SURVEY SAYS: GONE!
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HEY, COME ON, EVERYBODY,
LET'S PACK IT ALL UP
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AND TAKE IT DOWN TO THE DUMP.
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WE CAN'T JUST THROW IT OUT.
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AT LEAST LET US
HAVE A GARAGE SALE.
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OH, COME ON, EMILY,
I HATE GARAGE SALES.
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CAN WE AT LEAST
DONATE IT TO CHARITY?
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WHATEVER YOU WANNA
DO WITH IT IS FINE.
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AS LONG AS IT'S
OUT OF THIS HOUSE.
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NOW, COME ON, THERE'S
SOME EMPTY BOXES IN THE GARAGE.
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GO. GO.
THANK YOU, JOE.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- [chuckles]
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OOH, NICE TRY, AMY.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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[frustrated grunt]
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HEY, DAVID.
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UM, SO I WAS THINKING, NOW THAT
WE'RE FINALLY GETTING TO DO
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YOUR MEMORABILIA ROOM,
WHICH EVEN AS I SAY THE WORDS
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MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT--
UM, I JUST WANTED TO RUN
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A COUPLE OF ROUGH IDEAS BY YOU.
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OKAY.
GO AHEAD.
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OKAY, SO I'M KINDA
OF THINKING OF THIS
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AS ONE BIG FUN-YOU-TAINMENT
CENTER.
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RIGHT, IT'S--IT'S FUN,
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IT'S ABOUT YOU,
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AND IT'S ENTERTAINMENT.
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TELL ME MORE, PLEASE.
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OKAY, OKAY,
SO YOU WALK RIGHT IN
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AND IMMEDIATELY
YOU'RE GREETED BY...YOU.
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- THAT'S ME?
- YEAH.
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IT'S ANIMATRONIC YOU.
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WOW.
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WOW, THAT IS
ONE HANDSOME ROBOT.
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I MEAN, AND THE HAIR,
IT LOOKS SO REAL.
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YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY YOUR HAIR.
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YOUR HAIRDRESSER'S BEEN SELLING
IT ON EBAY FOR YEARS.
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CAN YOU BLAME COCO?
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I MEAN, COME ON, LOOK AT THIS.
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BALANCE, BODY, AND SHEEN?
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NOW I SEE
WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE SEES.
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JOE, WE'VE BEEN BOYFRIEND
AND GIRLFRIEND FOR TWO MONTHS.
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YOU NEVER TOLD ME
YOU PLAY DRUMS.
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THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME, BABE.
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I BANGED THE SKINS
BACK IN THE DAY.
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YOU KNOW, FOURTH GRADE.
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COOL.
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DRUM SOMETHING.
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[poor drumming]
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OH, I SEE
WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.
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CAN I TRY?
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SURE, GO AHEAD.
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BUT IT'S NOT AS EASY
AS I MAKE IT LOOK.
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[good drumming]
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WOW, THAT'S FUNNY.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
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YEAH.
FUNNY.
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YEAH.
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[chord plays]
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[lower chord plays]
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[notes muted abruptly]
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ONE WORD ABOUT THIS
AND DAD FINDS OUT
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WHERE YOU'RE STASHING PRINCESS
BELLA'S OLD TIARAS, OKAY?
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YOU WOULDN'T.
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YOU WANNA ROLL THE DICE
ON THAT, LITTLE ONE?
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OKAY, DAVID.
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READY?
CLASSIC {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SCENES
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ON A CONTINUOUS LOOP
IN SURROUND SOUND.
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- BUSTED, DAD!
- [laughs]
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WELL, KYLE, I GUESS YOU CAN'T
BAKE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO.
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[laughs]
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[both laugh]
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OH, MAN, THAT--THAT
IS VERY IMPRESSIVE, KEVIN.
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OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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DAVID, THIS BOX IS FILLED
WITH GIFTS THAT I GAVE YOU.
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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UH, IT'S LABELED
"DUMB GIFTS FROM MARCUS."
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I APOLOGIZE, MARCUS.
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YOU WEREN'T
SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT.
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JUST MAKE SURE IT GETS ON
THE TRUCK, THOUGH, OKAY?
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I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WHAT MAN DOES NOT APPRECIATE
A NOSE HAIR TRIMMER?
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WAIT A MINUTE--A TRAVEL PILLOW?
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A SINGING FISH?
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SEE, THE JOKE IS THE FISH SINGS.
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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT 'CAUSE
YOU NEVER TOOK IT OUT THE BOX.
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OOH, A MAGIC KIT.
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OH, DON'T BOTHER.
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I'VE HAD IT FOR TWO YEARS
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AND I STILL CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
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I EVEN LOST THE TRICK FLOWERS.
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WHAT'S THIS BEHIND YOUR EAR?
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AW, JOE, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.
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OOH, IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
COMING OVER?
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YEAH.
THOUGHT I'D IMPRESS HER
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BY WHIPPING UP SOME OF
MY FAMOUS CHOCO-CHEESY-FLOATS.
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[whipped cream sprays]
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CLASSY.
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GUYS.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?
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I THINK
IT'S 86 DEGREES OUT, DAD.
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OH, NO,
HE'S TURNING INTO GRANDPA.
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NO, NOT YET.
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I'M STILL WEARING PANTS.
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NO, LISTEN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THE BEAUTY OF THIS IS?
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THE REASON I'M WEARING IT
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IS SO I CAN TAKE IT OFF,
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I CAN PUT IT ON A HANGAR,
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AND HANG IT UP IN
OUR CLUTTER-FREE CLOSET.
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ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
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- HEY, GUYS.
- HEY.
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MR. HOBBS.
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JOE, I THOUGHT
WE MIGHT WANT A SNACK,
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SO AFTER I PLAYED
18 HOLES WITH MY DAD
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AND DID A LITTLE ICE SCULPTING,
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I BAKED US SOME TREATS.
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THERE'S ONE FOR EVERYONE.
- NICE.
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- [chuckles]
- LOVE YOUR CUPCAKES.
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DON'T YOU WANT ONE, JOE?
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UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M GOOD WITH MY FLOAT.
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[gags]
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DAVID, I'M--I'M SO SORRY
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT ALL YOUR MEMORABILIA
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FROM SEASONS FOUR THROUGH SEVEN
IS GONE.
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[gasps]
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WHAT?
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I MUST HAVE PUT THE STUFF
BY THE CHARITY BOXES
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AND THEY TOOK IT BY ACCIDENT.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY.
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I AM HANGING ON BY A THREAD
RIGHT NOW, KEVIN.
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I NEED YOU TO CALL THEM.
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TELL THEM TO HOLD ON
TO THE BOXES.
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WE ARE COMING
DOWN THERE TO GET THEM.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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SAY YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
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YES, I TRIED THAT
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AND THEY SAID SOMEBODY CAME
AND BOUGHT EVERYTHING.
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I-IT'S ALL GONE.
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A COLLECTOR
WAS PROBABLY TIPPED OFF
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THAT MY STUFF
WAS BEING DONATED.
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HOW?
NOBODY KNEW.
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I TWEETED IT!
[gasps]
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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I TWEETED HOW GOOD IT FELT
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FOR THE HOBBS FAMILY TO BE
DONATING STUFF TO CHARITY.
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DAD, I'M SO SORRY.
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[sighs]
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FOUR YEARS.
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FOUR YEARS OF THE SHOW.
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GONE.
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- MR. HOBBS?
- YES.
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I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE
SOME PSYCHIC ABILITIES.
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IF WE COULD ALL GATHER AROUND
AND HOLD HANDS,
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I MAY BE ABLE TO GET A VISION
OF WHERE YOUR THINGS ARE.
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OH, COME ON!
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I THINK IT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD.
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IF YOU JUST SORT OF
FOCUS ON THE EDGES,
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YOU DON'T REALLY NOTICE
THE GAPING HOLE
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WHERE SEASONS
FOUR THROUGH SEVEN SHOULD BE.
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AM I RIGHT?
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00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:04,040
YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER USED TO
STAND AROUND TALKING TO HIMSELF.
236
00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:05,608
UH, YES,
BUT LIKE I TOLD THE KIDS,
237
00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:08,144
I'M STILL WEARING PANTS.
238
00:11:08,311 --> 00:11:11,214
OH, IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF TIME, HONEY.
239
00:11:11,381 --> 00:11:12,682
SWEETIE, YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
240
00:11:12,849 --> 00:11:14,785
IT'S JUST STUFF.
241
00:11:14,885 --> 00:11:16,619
AND ON THE BRIGHT SIDE,
242
00:11:16,787 --> 00:11:18,855
NOW YOU HAVE TWO HEADS
OF HAIR TO ADMIRE.
243
00:11:19,022 --> 00:11:20,323
- THAT'S TRUE.
- MM-HMM.
244
00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:23,794
THAT IS TRUE.
245
00:11:23,894 --> 00:11:26,196
- I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
- OKAY.
246
00:11:26,362 --> 00:11:28,932
THIS ONE HAIR
JUST KEEPS POPPING OUT.
247
00:11:29,099 --> 00:11:30,366
I'M GONNA CALL COCO FOR YOU.
248
00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:34,504
YO, DAVID!
249
00:11:34,670 --> 00:11:35,605
[laughs]
250
00:11:35,806 --> 00:11:37,573
[music playing]
251
00:11:37,808 --> 00:11:40,043
OH, MAN--YOU'RE TELLING ME
THIS ISN'T FUNNY?
252
00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:42,478
IT'S A FISH THAT SINGS.
253
00:11:42,645 --> 00:11:44,948
THAT'S--THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL IT "THE SINGING FISH."
254
00:11:45,115 --> 00:11:47,250
[belly laughs]
255
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:48,451
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T
256
00:11:48,618 --> 00:11:51,587
TAKE IT OUT THE BOX.
257
00:11:51,822 --> 00:11:55,158
[phone rings]
258
00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:56,726
HELLO?
259
00:11:56,893 --> 00:11:58,094
OH, HEY, AMANDA.
260
00:11:58,261 --> 00:11:59,930
HOW YOU DOING?
261
00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:01,865
YEAH, HOLD ON A SEC, I'LL
GET--JOE.
262
00:12:02,032 --> 00:12:03,633
JOE, IT'S AMANDA.
YEAH, HE'S RIGHT HERE.
263
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:04,835
HE'S--HE'S NOT
RIGHT HERE, AMANDA.
264
00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:06,136
I WAS--I WAS MISTAKEN.
265
00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:07,137
NO, HE--NO, IT WAS A LAMP.
266
00:12:07,303 --> 00:12:09,472
I JUST--
267
00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:11,307
YOU KNOW, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO
CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
268
00:12:11,474 --> 00:12:13,009
IS THAT OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
269
00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:15,111
DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING.
270
00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:16,880
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
271
00:12:17,047 --> 00:12:17,981
WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND HER?
272
00:12:18,148 --> 00:12:19,315
I DON'T KNOW.
273
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:20,683
IT'S JUST AMANDA'S SO MUCH
274
00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:21,852
BETTER THAN ME AT EVERYTHING.
275
00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:23,219
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
276
00:12:23,386 --> 00:12:25,856
JOE, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE.
277
00:12:25,956 --> 00:12:27,157
I'LL LET YOU IN
ON A LITTLE SECRET.
278
00:12:27,323 --> 00:12:28,959
YOUR MOTHER IS BETTER THAN ME
279
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,126
AT ONE THING, RIGHT--
- SCRABBLE?
280
00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:31,995
UH, TWO THINGS.
281
00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:34,197
SO ANYWAY, THE POINT IS--
- AND BOWLING.
282
00:12:34,364 --> 00:12:35,665
WELL, YEAH, MY FINGERS GET
CLAUSTROPHOBIC IN THOSE LITTLE--
283
00:12:35,866 --> 00:12:36,900
STOP GUESSING, JOE.
284
00:12:37,067 --> 00:12:38,768
IT'S TENNIS.
285
00:12:38,935 --> 00:12:40,703
AND WHAT HAPPENS
IS WHEN YOUR MOM WINS,
286
00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:42,172
SHE DOES THIS LITTLE VICTORY
DANCE, RIGHT?
287
00:12:42,338 --> 00:12:44,107
AND IT CRACKS ME UP.
288
00:12:44,274 --> 00:12:46,442
SO WHEN YOU'RE WITH AMANDA,
WIN OR LOSE--
289
00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:48,544
LOSE.
290
00:12:48,711 --> 00:12:51,882
YOU HAVE TO--YOU HAVE
TO MAKE IT ENJOYABLE FOR YOU.
291
00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:54,384
RIGHT, FIND SOMETHING
FUN IN IT, OKAY?
292
00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:56,552
OKAY, I THINK I CAN DO THAT.
293
00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:57,520
- GOOD.
- THANKS, DAD.
294
00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:59,622
OKAY.
295
00:12:59,789 --> 00:13:01,024
- DAD!
- YEAH.
296
00:13:01,191 --> 00:13:02,658
WE GOT THE GUY WHO BOUGHT
297
00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:04,627
YOUR MEMORABILIA.
- YEAH?
298
00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:05,996
YEAH, WE WENT BACK
TO THE CHARITY DROP OFF.
299
00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:07,363
THEY WOULDN'T GIVE US HIS NAME,
300
00:13:07,530 --> 00:13:09,232
BUT THEY DID TELL US HE CLAIMED
301
00:13:09,399 --> 00:13:11,101
TO BE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S
NUMBER ONE FAN.
302
00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,236
NOW, FOR A MINUTE
I THOUGHT IT WAS ME
303
00:13:13,403 --> 00:13:15,906
AND I WAS READY TO CONFESS,
BUT THEN A BELL WENT OFF.
304
00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:18,975
IT TOOK HIM A MINUTE
TO REALIZE IT WAS HIS PHONE.
305
00:13:19,142 --> 00:13:22,278
AND IT WAS {\an8}SEE DAD RUN'S
NUMBER TWO FAN
306
00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:25,916
TEXTING ME TO BRAG
ABOUT GETTING HIS BIG SCORE.
307
00:13:26,049 --> 00:13:27,183
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
WHO IS HE?
308
00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:29,219
HIS NAME'S CALVIN RIGGINS
309
00:13:29,385 --> 00:13:30,987
AND I KICKED HIM OUT
OF THE FAN CLUB
310
00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:32,355
FOR BREAKING
THE CIRCLE OF TRUST.
311
00:13:32,522 --> 00:13:33,689
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?
312
00:13:33,924 --> 00:13:36,292
OH, I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES.
313
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:38,694
CAN YOU TAKE ME THERE?
314
00:13:38,929 --> 00:13:41,932
OH, I CAN TAKE YOU THERE.
315
00:13:42,065 --> 00:13:44,534
CAN WE GO NOW?
316
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:48,204
- OH, WE CAN GO NOW--
- OH, COME ON.
317
00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:51,107
HMM.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
318
00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:52,943
WE'RE GOING
TO GET MY STUFF BACK.
319
00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:54,110
PERFECT.
I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE
320
00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,811
MY LUXURY TRAVEL PILLOW
321
00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:57,680
IN CASE
I WANNA TAKE A CAT NAP.
322
00:13:57,847 --> 00:13:59,249
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS. OBSERVE.
323
00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:02,852
IS THIS THE RIGHT BUILDING?
324
00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,054
OH, THIS IS
THE RIGHT BUILDING.
325
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:07,757
[knocks on door]
326
00:14:07,958 --> 00:14:10,493
CALVIN RIGGINS?
327
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:14,864
[squeals]
328
00:14:15,031 --> 00:14:17,767
DAVID HOBBS!
329
00:14:17,968 --> 00:14:19,135
THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT
OF MY LIFE.
330
00:14:19,302 --> 00:14:20,803
I'M SO EXCITED I COULD PASS OUT,
331
00:14:20,971 --> 00:14:25,341
BUT I DON'T WANNA MISS A SEC--
332
00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:29,079
SEE? I TOLD YOU THE TRAVEL
PILLOW WOULD COME IN HANDY.
333
00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:31,247
IT'S AMAZING.
334
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:33,183
THIS GUY ACTUALLY RECREATED
335
00:14:33,349 --> 00:14:35,986
THE {\an8}SEE DAD RUN SET
IN HIS APARTMENT.
336
00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:37,853
LET'S JUST GRAB THE BOXES
337
00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:39,055
AND GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE HE WAKES UP.
338
00:14:39,222 --> 00:14:40,823
WE CAN'T DO THAT.
339
00:14:40,991 --> 00:14:42,658
SHE'S RIGHT.
I DON'T LIFT BOXES.
340
00:14:42,825 --> 00:14:47,163
OH, MY HOBBS.
341
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,365
YOU'RE REALLY HERE.
342
00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:52,768
YES, I'M--I'M REALLY HERE
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, CALVIN,
343
00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:54,370
I-I LOVE WHAT
YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE.
344
00:14:54,537 --> 00:14:55,605
WELL, THANK YOU.
345
00:14:55,771 --> 00:14:57,240
IT'S AN EXACT REPLICA
346
00:14:57,407 --> 00:14:58,608
OF THE LIVING ROOM SET.
347
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,010
REALLY?
348
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,811
IT'S NOT QUITE EXACT THOUGH
349
00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:04,614
BECAUSE THIS COASTER...
WAS OVER HERE.
350
00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,051
YES, UNTIL EPISODE 112
351
00:15:08,218 --> 00:15:10,253
WHEN KYLE THREW
AN UNAUTHORIZED FONDUE PARTY
352
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:13,723
AND TRIED TO COVER UP THE BURN
MARKS WITH THIS VERY COASTER.
353
00:15:13,889 --> 00:15:15,758
HE'S RIGHT!
354
00:15:15,925 --> 00:15:18,228
WELL, WHAT WAS DAVID'S
FINAL LINE IN THAT EPISODE?
355
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,263
"THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE THINKING
OF THROWING A FONDUE PARTY,
356
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,931
FON-DON'T."
357
00:15:22,098 --> 00:15:26,069
[laugh track plays]
358
00:15:26,236 --> 00:15:28,304
WHAT THE--
ARE PEOPLE WATCHING US?
359
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:30,740
NO, I RIGGED THE CHAIR
WITH A LAUGH TRACK.
360
00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:33,509
OKAY, THIS IS GETTING WEIRD.
361
00:15:33,676 --> 00:15:34,910
"GETTING"?
362
00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:36,546
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, CALVIN.
363
00:15:36,712 --> 00:15:37,847
HERE'S THE THING.
364
00:15:38,048 --> 00:15:40,050
IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE.
365
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,052
THEY DIDN'T MEAN
TO GIVE AWAY MY MEMORABILIA.
366
00:15:42,185 --> 00:15:45,821
AND, UM, I'M GONNA NEED IT BACK.
367
00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:48,191
YEAH.
368
00:15:48,358 --> 00:15:49,692
WELL, SEEING AS THOUGH
OWNING ALL THIS
369
00:15:49,859 --> 00:15:51,694
WAS KINDA MY LIFELONG DREAM,
370
00:15:51,861 --> 00:15:53,696
I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING
IN EXCHANGE.
371
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:57,067
I WANT BACK IN THE FAN CLUB,
WITH FULL PARDON.
372
00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:58,601
NO. NO WAY.
373
00:15:58,768 --> 00:16:00,670
HE BROKE THE CIRCLE OF TRUST.
374
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,405
HE CLAIMED TO HAVE A PERSONAL
RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
375
00:16:02,572 --> 00:16:04,340
YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET HIM.
376
00:16:04,507 --> 00:16:05,641
I THINK YOU'RE FORGETTING
ABOUT OUR TRIP
377
00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:07,077
WE TOOK TO CABO TOGETHER.
378
00:16:07,177 --> 00:16:10,946
UH, YOU FOLLOWED HIM TO CABO.
379
00:16:11,114 --> 00:16:13,116
WELL, IF I COULD AFFORD
A POOLSIDE CABANA NEXT TO HIM,
380
00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:14,950
I WOULD HAVE SAID "HELLO."
381
00:16:15,118 --> 00:16:17,087
AND HE WOULD HAVE SAID
"DO I KNOW YOU?"
382
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:18,921
AND THAT WOULD HAVE CONSTITUTED
A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP.
383
00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:21,091
- KEVIN, JUST STOP, STOP, STOP.
- FINE.
384
00:16:21,224 --> 00:16:23,359
FIN--STOP.
OKAY, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?
385
00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:24,894
[camera clicks]
386
00:16:25,095 --> 00:16:27,330
ALL RIGHT, ANYTHING ELSE?
387
00:16:27,497 --> 00:16:29,132
YES, MRS. RIGGINS.
YES, IT WAS--
388
00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:31,634
NO, NO, NO, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE
389
00:16:31,801 --> 00:16:33,203
WHAT YOUR SON DID WITH
HIS APARTMENT, YEAH.
390
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,371
MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.
391
00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:40,143
AND IT--MA'AM,
IT WAS A PLEASURE TALKING TO YOU
392
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,344
AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
393
00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:42,745
YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
394
00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:43,813
OKAY.
BYE.
395
00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:46,882
[squeals]
396
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:49,552
OKAY, ANYTHING ELSE?
397
00:16:49,719 --> 00:16:50,653
ONE OTHER THING.
398
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,722
BUSTED, DAD!
399
00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,757
[belly laughs]
400
00:16:54,924 --> 00:16:59,028
WELL, KYLE--LINE?
401
00:16:59,195 --> 00:17:00,863
all: I GUESS YOU CAN'T--
402
00:17:01,131 --> 00:17:02,298
GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
403
00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:03,466
I GUESS YOU CAN'T BAKE YOUR CAKE
404
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,135
AND EAT IT TOO.
405
00:17:05,235 --> 00:17:06,436
RECLINE.
RECLINE.
406
00:17:06,602 --> 00:17:08,338
OH, I GOT IT.
407
00:17:08,504 --> 00:17:11,707
[laugh track plays]
[both laugh]
408
00:17:20,816 --> 00:17:23,319
THERE YOU GO.
409
00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:26,822
CALVIN, THANK YOU.
410
00:17:26,989 --> 00:17:29,425
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THIS STUFF
MEANS A LOT TO ME.
411
00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:31,727
YOUR SHOW REALLY MEANS
A LOT TO ME TOO, DAVID.
412
00:17:31,894 --> 00:17:35,431
OH, BEFORE YOU GO,
I DON'T WANT YOU TO FORGET THIS.
413
00:17:35,598 --> 00:17:39,869
HEY, IS THIS MY {\an8}SEE DAD BE BAD
TO THE BONE JACKET?
414
00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:43,506
WOW.
415
00:17:43,673 --> 00:17:46,176
EPISODE 130, SEASON SEVEN.
416
00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:48,077
YOU JOIN A FATHER AND SON
STREET GANG WITH KYLE.
417
00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:49,312
NOW WHAT COULD GO WRONG THERE?
418
00:17:49,479 --> 00:17:51,314
[both laugh]
419
00:17:51,481 --> 00:17:55,418
OH, MAN.
420
00:17:55,585 --> 00:17:58,454
YOU KNOW, I WAS IN A REAL DARK
PLACE WHEN I SAW THAT EPISODE.
421
00:17:58,621 --> 00:18:00,823
IT REMINDED ME
THAT I COULD STILL LAUGH.
422
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:03,926
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING HOW
SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A JACKET
423
00:18:04,093 --> 00:18:06,562
CAN TAKE YOU BACK.
424
00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:13,336
YOU KNOW WHAT, CALVIN?
425
00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:15,738
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
426
00:18:15,905 --> 00:18:17,707
YOU KEEP IT.
427
00:18:17,873 --> 00:18:20,543
ARE YOU S--
428
00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:22,545
Y--THIS IS THE SECOND GREATEST
THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
429
00:18:22,712 --> 00:18:23,879
DON'T MOVE.
LET ME GET MY CAMERA.
430
00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:24,847
I DON'T WANNA MISS A SECOND.
431
00:18:25,014 --> 00:18:26,482
[sighs]
432
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:48,671
"AND A...TEACHER
433
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:53,142
"LOOKING AT US.
434
00:18:53,309 --> 00:18:55,978
THAT'S WHAT WE SEE."
435
00:18:56,145 --> 00:18:57,613
EXCELLENT.
436
00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:09,492
YOU GUYS READY?
437
00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:11,261
KEVIN.
438
00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:13,563
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
439
00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:17,633
ON THE DAY DAVID FRANCIS HOBBS
MADE HIS DEBUT INTO THE WORLD,
440
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,168
WE--
- SKIP AHEAD.
441
00:19:19,335 --> 00:19:20,270
UH, OKAY. UM...
442
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:21,971
OH, ALL RIGHT.
443
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,440
DAVID REDEFINED
THE THIRD GRADE.
444
00:19:24,607 --> 00:19:26,376
HE KNEW--
- JUST GIMME--GIMME--
445
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,278
OKAY, NO--F--
YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE POEM.
446
00:19:28,444 --> 00:19:29,279
BUT IT'S--
- IT'S OKAY.
447
00:19:29,412 --> 00:19:30,613
OKAY.
448
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:33,148
AND AFTER YEARS OF ANTICIPATION,
449
00:19:33,316 --> 00:19:37,520
I GIVE YOU "THE DAVID HOBBS
FUN-YOU-TAINMENT EXPERIENCE"
450
00:19:42,191 --> 00:19:44,827
THANK YOU, KEVIN.
451
00:19:44,994 --> 00:19:47,630
DAD, YOU GOT YOUR STUFF BACK.
452
00:19:47,797 --> 00:19:49,865
NO, I GOT OUR STUFF BACK.
453
00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:51,801
BROWN BEAR!
454
00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:53,703
MY BALLET SLIPPERS.
455
00:19:53,869 --> 00:19:56,071
MY FIRST {\an8}CELEBRITY MANGIA MAGAZINE.
456
00:19:56,306 --> 00:19:57,773
MY MAGIC KIT?
457
00:19:57,940 --> 00:19:59,108
[annoyed]
GREAT.
458
00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:00,410
SWEETIE, THIS IS AMAZING.
459
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:01,744
WHAT'S GOING ON?
460
00:20:01,911 --> 00:20:03,879
WELL, WHEN I SAW HOW MUCH
461
00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:06,015
THAT LEATHER JACKET
MEANT TO SOMEBODY,
462
00:20:06,181 --> 00:20:08,651
I-I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH
ALL THIS STUFF MEANT TO YOU.
463
00:20:08,818 --> 00:20:09,919
AND TO ME.
464
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,687
THANKS, DADDY.
465
00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:15,558
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
DAVID HOBBS.
466
00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:18,193
OKAY, FAMILY, BRING IT IN.
467
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,566
YOU SURE I'M READY TO
TRY THIS OUT ON THE SIDEWALK?
468
00:20:23,733 --> 00:20:24,934
DON'T WORRY, JOE.
I GOT YOU.
469
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:27,737
COME ON.
470
00:20:27,903 --> 00:20:28,804
NO.
NO--WHOA, WHOA.
471
00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:30,340
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
472
00:20:30,506 --> 00:20:32,442
M--I THOUGHT YOU HATED
ROLLER-SKATING.
473
00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:34,777
OKAY, NOW SKATE
RIGHT INTO MY ARMS.
474
00:20:34,944 --> 00:20:36,346
NOT TODAY.
475
00:20:36,512 --> 00:20:39,114
JUST MAKING IT WORK FOR ME, DAD.