1
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I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU GUYS
TO MEET HIM.

2
00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:10,705
SO MARCUS' NEPHEW
IS REALLY FUNNY, HUH?

3
00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,446
SO FUNNY.

4
00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,361
NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH
HARDER THAN ROBBIE.

5
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EVER SINCE WE WERE FIVE,
HE HAS MADE VARIOUS LIQUIDS

6
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SHOOT OUT OF MY NOSE.

7
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I SHOT CORN ONCE.

8
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CREAM OR THE WHOLE COB?

9
00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:24,763
ROBBIE IS AWESOME.

10
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HE'S LIKE THE BROTHER
I NEVER HAD.

11
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UM...

12
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HELLO?

13
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SHE MEANT THE COOL BROTHER
SHE NEVER HAD.

14
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OH. OKAY.

15
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WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I CALL HIM?

16
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ROB-BAY PAR-TAY!

17
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BECAUSE WHEN ROBBIE'S HERE,
LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG PARTY.

18
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[door knob jiggles]

19
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HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE!

20
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girls: AWW.

21
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ALL RIGHT, MARCUS AND ROBBIE
WHATEVER-YOU-CALL-HIM,

22
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THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME.

23
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IT'S ROB-BAY PAR-TAY!
TRY IT.

24
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YEAH, NOT GONNA DO IT.

25
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LISTEN, I LIKE THIS KID ROBBIE,
YOU KNOW.

26
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AND I THINK HE'S A GOOD BOY,
BUT WHENEVER YOU GUYS

27
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GET TOGETHER, EMILY,
IT'S LIKE A--

28
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IT'S LIKE A PERFECT STORM
OF BAD IDEAS.

29
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- YAY!
- [giggling]

30
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I LOVE THIS.

31
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WHY?

32
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BECAUSE IT'S SUNDAY.

33
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[both giggling]

34
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[Robbie and Emily giggling]

35
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AAH, WHOA, WHOA, AAH, AAH!

36
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DON'T PUT THAT...

37
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[crash]

38
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AAH!
ON TOP.

39
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[both cheering]

40
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- YEAH!
- ALL RIGHT!

41
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LET'S DO THIS!

42
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NO, DON'T YOU...
[loud thump]

43
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[Emily and Robbie cheering]

44
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[banging]

45
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[thud]

46
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DO IT.

47
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WHO KNEW?

48
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YOU'RE SUCH A RULE BREAKER, EMILY.

49
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ROBBIE CALLS ME
CRAY CRAY EMI-LAY.

50
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[giggles]

51
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I GET CRAZY WHEN HE'S HERE.

52
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OH!

53
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[girls squealing]

54
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girls: AWW.

55
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SETTLE DOWN, LADIES.
HE'S ON HIS WAY IN.

56
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, WE'RE GONNA
STICK TO THE PLAN, RIGHT?

57
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WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE OUR EYES
OFF THOSE TWO UNTIL HE'S GONE.

58
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I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THEM

59
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CAUSING ANY TROUBLE TODAY.

60
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- WHY NOT?
- THE BOY GOT DUMPED.

61
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[gasps]
ROBBIE, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!

62
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YEAH, YOU TOO, EM.

63
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HEY, MR. H.
YOUR--YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT.

64
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THANK YOU, ROBBIE.
HE SEEMS FINE TO ME.

65
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ROBBIE, THESE ARE
MY GIRLFRIENDS.

66
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YOUR GIRLFRIENDS.

67
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OLIVIA AND BEA.

68
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[voice trembling]
HI, UH,

69
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OLIVIA AND...

70
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BEA!

71
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[sobbing]

72
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UM--

73
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YOU'RE RIGHT!
ROBBIE IS HILARIOUS.

74
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HERE COMES THE CORN!

75
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[upbeat music]

76
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♪

77
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SEE, HIS GIRL CUT HIM LOOSE
AT THE AIRPORT.

78
00:03:02,747 --> 00:03:04,705
I GUESS THE WHITE ZONE
IS FOR LOADING AND UNLOADING.

79
00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:07,926
[laughs]

80
00:03:08,056 --> 00:03:10,929
ROBBIE, IS--
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

81
00:03:11,059 --> 00:03:12,757
[choked up]
YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

82
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EXCEPT MY HEART HURTS.

83
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[laughs]
ROBBIE.

84
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YOU ARE SERIOUSLY
CRACKING ME UP.

85
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HE WAS SO DISTRAUGHT
WHEN I PICKED HIM UP,

86
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I STOPPED AND GOT HIM
A MILK SHAKE.

87
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- UNBELIEVABLE.
- I KNOW.

88
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KIDS BREAK UP ALL THE TIME.

89
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NO, YOU DIDN'T THINK
TO CALL

90
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TO SEE IF I WANTED
ANYTHING, MARCUS?

91
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COME ON, MAN,
I-I LOVE MILK SHAKES.

92
00:03:38,478 --> 00:03:39,740
NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.

93
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MY NEPHEW'S PAIN
SHOULD'VE MADE ME THINK OF YOU.

94
00:03:42,308 --> 00:03:44,223
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, ROBBIE.

95
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE GOOD THING
COMING OUT OF THIS

96
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IS MAYBE THEY'LL BOTH STAY
OUT OF TROUBLE.

97
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ROBBIE!

98
00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:49,620
OOH-HOO!

99
00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:52,013
OH, YOU'VE GOTTEN
SO TALL, HUH?

100
00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:54,973
I BET THE GIRLS CAN'T KEEP
THEIR HANDS OFF OF YOU.

101
00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:57,715
ONE CAN.
[coughs]

102
00:04:00,848 --> 00:04:03,068
ROBBIE, I HAVE THE PERFECT WAY
TO CHEER YOU UP.

103
00:04:03,198 --> 00:04:04,939
YOU'LL COME WITH US
TO A PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT.

104
00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,637
OKAY, YEAH, THAT--
THAT COULD BE FUN.

105
00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:08,465
IT'S AT MY FRIEND
ASHLEY'S HOUSE.

106
00:04:08,595 --> 00:04:10,771
[sobs]

107
00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:14,645
MY GIRLFRIEND'S NAME
WAS ASHLEY!

108
00:04:14,775 --> 00:04:16,647
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
WHAT'S THE ODDS ON THAT?

109
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COME HERE, BOY.

110
00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,433
POOR GUY.

111
00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:21,739
SPEAKING OF THE PARTY, EM,

112
00:04:21,869 --> 00:04:23,480
HAVE YOUR PARENTS CHANGED
THEIR MIND

113
00:04:23,610 --> 00:04:25,525
ABOUT LETTING YOU DRIVE
AT NIGHT?

114
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NO, BUT I'M WAITING
FOR THE PERF--

115
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NO.

116
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- DAD, I HAVEN'T EVEN--
- NO.

117
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DAD, YOU CAN'T KEEP
SAYING NO.

118
00:04:32,053 --> 00:04:34,186
I COULD SING IT.

119
00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,928
♪ B-I-N-G-NO, B-I-N-G-NO

120
00:04:37,058 --> 00:04:38,190
♪ B-I-N-G-NO

121
00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:39,322
AND TAKE IT HOME, GIRLS!

122
00:04:39,452 --> 00:04:41,454
♪ AND BINGO WAS
HIS NAME, NO ♪

123
00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:48,156
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US
TO B-I-N-G-GO.

124
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HEY!

125
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HOW ABOUT...
♪ NO, NO, NO YOUR BOAT

126
00:04:51,986 --> 00:04:53,988
♪ GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM

127
00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:55,947
♪ SADLY, SADLY,
SADLY, SADLY ♪

128
00:04:56,077 --> 00:04:56,904
♪ HATE TO CRUSH YOUR DREAMS

129
00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,472
BOOP.

130
00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,387
OKAY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

131
00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:02,562
YOU LET ME DRIVE
DURING THE DAY.

132
00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:03,911
WHY WOULDN'T YOU LET ME
DRIVE AT NIGHT?

133
00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,435
IT'S THE SAME THING.

134
00:05:05,565 --> 00:05:08,046
NO, IT'S AS DIFFERENT
AS NIGHT AND DAY, EMILY,

135
00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:12,006
BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY
NIGHT AND DAY.

136
00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,182
GREAT, I ALREADY TOLD EVERYONE
I WAS DRIVING.

137
00:05:14,313 --> 00:05:15,401
WELL, I'M SORRY, HONEY.

138
00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:16,402
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN THAT,
YOU KNOW,

139
00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:19,753
LIFE IS FULL
OF DISAPPOINTMENTS.

140
00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,059
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T GET
A MILK SHAKE,

141
00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:23,583
AND I HAD TO LET THAT GO.

142
00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:30,677
REASON NUMBER 29

143
00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,940
YOU SHOULD LET ME
DRIVE AT NIGHT.

144
00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:34,942
I'M HOME ALONE
WITH JOE AND JANIE,

145
00:05:35,073 --> 00:05:37,989
THE POWER GOES OUT,

146
00:05:38,119 --> 00:05:40,513
AND THERE'S
A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.

147
00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,776
- LET HER DRIVE!
- PLEASE LET HER DRIVE!

148
00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:44,299
ALL RIGHT. OKAY, ENOUGH.
ENOUGH, OKAY?

149
00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:45,997
I GET IT.

150
00:05:46,127 --> 00:05:47,520
TELL YOU WHAT.

151
00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:50,741
WE WERE GONNA ORDER
A PIZZA, SO...

152
00:05:50,871 --> 00:05:54,658
YOU TAKE THE CAR,
AND YOU PICK UP THE PIZZA, OKAY?

153
00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:57,704
WOW, I GOTTA GET ME
SOME OF THOSE NOTE CARDS.

154
00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:59,489
NOT IF I GET 'EM FIRST.

155
00:05:59,619 --> 00:06:01,404
OKAY, NOW THIS
IS JUST A TEST.

156
00:06:01,534 --> 00:06:02,709
I WANT YOU TO GO
STRAIGHT THERE

157
00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:03,971
AND COME RIGHT BACK HOME.

158
00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:04,972
- GOT IT.
- OKAY?

159
00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:05,930
AND NO SUDDEN TURNS.

160
00:06:06,060 --> 00:06:07,497
DAD, RELAX.

161
00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:09,412
MY DRIVING RECORD
IS PERFECT.

162
00:06:09,542 --> 00:06:11,109
NO, NO, HONEY,
YOU'LL SHIFT THE CHEESE.

163
00:06:11,239 --> 00:06:12,893
YOU'LL RUIN THE PIE.
- YEAH.

164
00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:13,894
- I'M ON IT.
- OKAY.

165
00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:14,982
- LOVE YOU GUYS.
- ALL RIGHT.

166
00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,462
- LOVE YOU TOO.
- ALL RIGHT, BE SAFE.

167
00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:17,463
[door closes]

168
00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:18,769
SO, UH, HUH.

169
00:06:18,899 --> 00:06:20,161
WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?

170
00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:21,685
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT ALONE.

171
00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:24,514
I HAVE A SECRET SAFETY NET.

172
00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,309
OH, HEY, GUYS.

173
00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,137
HOW IS YOUR EVENING GOING?

174
00:06:39,267 --> 00:06:40,878
WHAT'S UP, JOE?

175
00:06:41,008 --> 00:06:43,533
GREAT.

176
00:06:43,663 --> 00:06:45,752
AS YOU KNOW,
I HAVE RECENTLY MOVED

177
00:06:45,883 --> 00:06:50,453
FROM THE BOYS'
TO YOUNG MEN'S SECTION IN JEANS.

178
00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:54,805
I FEEL IF THE GAP RECOGNIZES
MY MAN...

179
00:06:54,935 --> 00:06:56,676
HOOD,

180
00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,025
SO SHOULD YOU.

181
00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,637
FOR THIS REASON,
I FEEL I SHOULD BE ALLOWED

182
00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:04,031
TO BABYSIT JANIE WHEN YOU'RE OUT
ON FRIDAY NIGHT.

183
00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:05,990
PAUSE FOR REACTION.

184
00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,993
AND REPLY WITH "NO."

185
00:07:09,123 --> 00:07:10,647
- BUT, DAD--
- NO.

186
00:07:10,777 --> 00:07:11,517
- YOU DIDN'T EVEN--
- JOEY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.

187
00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,650
HIS FLEECE WAS WHITE
AS NO.

188
00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:14,912
WHAT?

189
00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:17,480
OH, DAVID, COME ON.
HE DESERVES A CHANCE.

190
00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:20,047
THANKS, MOM.

191
00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:21,048
- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.

192
00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:22,049
YOU THINK HE'S UP TO THIS?

193
00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:23,790
OH, OF COURSE NOT.

194
00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:26,140
BUT WE HAVE A LITTLE FLY
ON THE WALL CALLED KEVIN.

195
00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,577
- [gasps]
- MM-HMM.

196
00:07:27,707 --> 00:07:30,405
THE BOY WILL NEVER KNOW.
JUST LIKE EMILY.

197
00:07:32,712 --> 00:07:34,714
[R&B music playing]
- ♪ GIRL

198
00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,412
♪ I WANNA SKATE BACKWARDS
WITH YOU ♪

199
00:07:37,543 --> 00:07:39,806
ONLY MY DAD LISTENS
TO HIS OWN CD.

200
00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:43,114
♪

201
00:07:43,244 --> 00:07:45,638
two voices:
♪ LACE UP YOUR LOVE SKATES

202
00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:47,858
♪ LET'S DO SOME FIGURE EIGHTS

203
00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:49,076
♪ TAKE MY HAND

204
00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:50,556
[music volume decreases]

205
00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,340
♪ I'M YOUR SLOW-SKATING MAN

206
00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:54,908
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

207
00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,083
OH, LOOK, A SPEED BUMP.

208
00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,084
[engine revs]

209
00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:59,696
[bang]
- YAH! OW!

210
00:07:59,826 --> 00:08:02,699
HMM.

211
00:08:02,829 --> 00:08:04,178
THIS IS CRAZY.
IT'S BEEN 19 MINUTES.

212
00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:05,745
19, HONEY.

213
00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:09,053
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
TO PICK UP A PIZZA?

214
00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:12,665
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOUR LIST
OF DEMANDS?

215
00:08:12,796 --> 00:08:15,929
HELLO, PARENTS.
HOW ARE YOU?

216
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,583
SWEETIE, HONEY,
NOW'S NOT THE TIME.

217
00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:20,543
GLAD TO HEAR IT.

218
00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:23,067
I THINK YOU ARE MAKING
A HUGE MISTAKE

219
00:08:23,197 --> 00:08:24,982
PUTTING MY LIFE

220
00:08:25,112 --> 00:08:28,986
IN JOE'S CHOCOLATE-
AND CHEETO-STAINED HANDS.

221
00:08:29,116 --> 00:08:31,336
[humming]

222
00:08:33,599 --> 00:08:35,296
[laughs]
HONEY, SWEETIE,

223
00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,690
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY.

224
00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,692
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOUSE.

225
00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:40,998
- HERE'S YOUR PIZZA.
- AH, YES!

226
00:08:41,128 --> 00:08:43,217
NO CHEESE WAS SHIFTED
IN TRANSIT...

227
00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:46,960
- PERFECT.
- BUT YOUR LITTLE SPY WAS.

228
00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:48,875
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GETTING AT, EMILY.

229
00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:50,007
[scoffs]
I CAN'T BELIEVE

230
00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:51,399
YOU HID KEVIN
IN THE BACK OF THE CAR.

231
00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,358
[sighs]
I'M SORRY, DAVID.

232
00:08:53,488 --> 00:08:54,794
SHE WAS PLAYING YOUR SONG.

233
00:08:54,925 --> 00:08:56,274
YOU KNOW HOW WE ALWAYS LIKE
TO HARMONIZE

234
00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:58,842
WHEN WE'RE DRIVING TOGETHER?

235
00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,974
♪ LACE UP YOUR LOVE SKATES

236
00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,323
♪ LET'S DO SOME

237
00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,716
both: ♪ FIGURE EIGHTS

238
00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:05,109
♪ TAKE MY HAND

239
00:09:05,239 --> 00:09:07,981
♪ I'M YOUR SLOW-SKATING MAN

240
00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:09,940
OH, THAT'S GOOD AT THE END.
I LIKE THAT A LOT.

241
00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:12,072
- ♪ I AM
- EXCUSE ME.

242
00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:14,466
GUYS FROM "WRONG DIRECTION."

243
00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:15,728
CAN WE GET BACK TO ME?

244
00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:16,990
I PASSED
YOUR LITTLE TEST, DAD.

245
00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:19,210
NOW CAN I DRIVE
TO THE PARTY?

246
00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:20,951
OH. HONEY, YOU THOUGHT
THE TEST WAS FOR YOU?

247
00:09:21,081 --> 00:09:23,214
NO, THAT TEST WAS FOR ME.

248
00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:25,346
SEE, I WANTED TO SEE
IF I'D STILL BE NERVOUS

249
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,392
WITH YOU DRIVING,
EVEN WITH KEVIN IN THE CAR,

250
00:09:27,522 --> 00:09:29,220
AND...

251
00:09:29,350 --> 00:09:30,308
I FAILED.

252
00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:31,962
- SO UNCOOL.
- WHAT?

253
00:09:32,092 --> 00:09:33,398
COME ON, EMILY.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

254
00:09:33,528 --> 00:09:34,486
YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE PARTY.

255
00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:35,922
I'LL DROP YOU OFF
AND PICK YOU UP.

256
00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:37,445
OH, MAYBE YOU WANT
TO WALK ME IN

257
00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,447
AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF
TO EVERYBODY?

258
00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:40,797
YOU KNOW WHAT,
THAT WOULD BE

259
00:09:40,927 --> 00:09:43,190
AN UNEXPECTED TREAT
FOR HER FRIENDS.

260
00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,714
JUST FORGET IT.

261
00:09:44,844 --> 00:09:46,454
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO THE PARTY ANYMORE.

262
00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:48,892
ROBBIE DOESN'T WANT TO GO.
YOU WON'T LET ME DRIVE.

263
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:53,505
THE NIGHT'S RUINED.

264
00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:55,942
WHA--HEY, HEY!

265
00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:58,031
WHAT DID THAT PIZZA
EVER DO TO YOU?

266
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,688
OKAY, YOU GUYS,
WE'RE LEAVING.

267
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,211
MOM, JANIE'S ALREADY
GIVING ME ATTITUDE.

268
00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:05,386
MAKE HER SAY IT AGAIN.

269
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,953
JANIE.

270
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,956
- JOE'S IN CHARGE.
- MM-HMM.

271
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,741
KEVIN'S OUT OF THE HOUSE
FOR A COUPLE HOURS,

272
00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:13,873
SO YOU GOT THE PLACE ALL
TO YOURSELVES, ALL RIGHT, GUYS?

273
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:14,961
OKAY, LOVE YOU BOTH.

274
00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:17,311
DO YOU?

275
00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:21,576
EMILY, YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO MISS THE PARTY?

276
00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:23,404
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

277
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,363
I'M GOING TO TAYLOR'S
TO WATCH A MOVIE.

278
00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:27,017
WHOA, WHOA.

279
00:10:27,147 --> 00:10:28,845
IS EVERYBODY READY?
- UH, YEAH.

280
00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:30,455
ALICIA'S GONNA MEET US
AT THE MOVIE.

281
00:10:30,585 --> 00:10:31,935
ROBBIE HERE
AGREED TO JOIN US.

282
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,763
- OH, GOOD.
- YEAH.

283
00:10:33,893 --> 00:10:35,765
I LOVE MOVIES.

284
00:10:35,895 --> 00:10:37,680
MY FIRST DATE WITH ASHLEY
WAS A MOVIE.

285
00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:39,072
GO HAVE A SEAT.
GO SIT DOWN.

286
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,204
SIT DOWN.

287
00:10:40,334 --> 00:10:41,771
OH, BOY.

288
00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:44,164
[whispering]
DAVID, THIS KID IS KILLING ME.

289
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,818
I SAY WE LEAVE HIM
WITH EMILY.

290
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:49,387
EVERYTHING I SAY
REMINDS HIM OF ASHLEY.

291
00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:51,476
WATCH HIM WORK.
WATCH, WATCH.

292
00:10:51,606 --> 00:10:52,738
ARE YOU OKAY, BUDDY?

293
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,610
ASHLEY USED
TO CALL ME BUDDY.

294
00:10:55,741 --> 00:10:57,612
"HEY, BUDDY."

295
00:10:57,743 --> 00:11:00,093
"YOU'RE SO CUTE, BUDDY."

296
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,182
"NEVER CALL ME AGAIN, BUDDY!"

297
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,141
WOW. WOW.

298
00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:07,666
OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
YOU KIDS HAVE FUN.

299
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,320
[door closes]

300
00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:11,322
YOU KNOW WHAT?

301
00:11:11,452 --> 00:11:13,716
LET'S JUST STAY HERE
AND WATCH A MOVIE.

302
00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:15,239
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
HOLD ON.

303
00:11:15,369 --> 00:11:17,502
YOU TWO ARE NOT STAYING HERE.

304
00:11:17,632 --> 00:11:19,722
THIS IS MY HOUSE,
MY TIME.

305
00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:21,898
SO I'M GOING BACK
INTO THE KITCHEN

306
00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:24,596
TO MAKE SURE JANIE FINISHES
HER VEGETABLES

307
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,816
AND MINE,

308
00:11:26,946 --> 00:11:28,295
AND WHEN I COME BACK,

309
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:30,733
I BETTER NOT SEE
YOUR PATHETIC BUTTS ON MY COUCH.

310
00:11:30,863 --> 00:11:34,954
SO GET MOVING.

311
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,913
MY BROTHER'S RIGHT.

312
00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:39,002
WE ARE PATHETIC.

313
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,481
SO PATHETIC THAT YOUR DAD
AND MY UNCLE

314
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:43,484
ACTUALLY LEFT US ALONE,
AND WE'RE DOING NOTHING.

315
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,009
[sighs]
WHAT HAPPENED TO US, ROBBIE?

316
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,838
THE HUMAN SUNDAES,
THE FURNITURE STACKERS,

317
00:11:48,968 --> 00:11:50,622
THE STAIR SLEDDERS.

318
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,406
TWO DREAMERS
WHO ACTUALLY THOUGHT

319
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,888
THEY COULD FLY BY USING
GARBAGE BAGS AS PARACHUTES.

320
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,542
OF COURSE, WE WERE WRONG,

321
00:11:57,672 --> 00:12:00,763
BUT AT LEAST WE HAD
THE GUMPTION.

322
00:12:00,893 --> 00:12:02,373
DID YOU JUST SAY GUMPTION?

323
00:12:02,503 --> 00:12:03,896
YES.

324
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,726
MY MOTHER SAID
IT'S A POPULAR S.A.T. WORD.

325
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,293
YOU SEE? THAT'S PROBABLY WHY
ASHLEY DUMPED ME,

326
00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:11,686
'CAUSE ALL I EVER DID
WAS STUDY.

327
00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:13,036
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

328
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,602
WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS, ROBBIE.

329
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:16,866
IT'S TIME FOR THESE TWO DREAMERS
TO DREAM AGAIN.

330
00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,563
YEAH, ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID.

331
00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:21,696
YES!
AND EXECUTE IT POORLY!

332
00:12:21,827 --> 00:12:23,220
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE ARE GOING TO THAT PARTY.

333
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:24,699
WAIT, THAT DOESN'T SOUND STUPID.

334
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,789
IT IS IF WE TAKE
MY MOM'S CAR

335
00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:28,486
THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO DRIVE AT NIGHT.

336
00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:29,835
NOW, THAT SOUNDS STUPID.

337
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,881
YEP.
WE'LL BE A COUPLE OF IDIOTS.

338
00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:34,492
LET'S DO IT.

339
00:12:34,622 --> 00:12:36,233
WE'LL BE BACK BEFORE
MY PARENTS GET HOME, RIGHT?

340
00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:38,670
PFFT, OF COURSE.
WE'RE NOT THAT STUPID.

341
00:12:42,456 --> 00:12:43,544
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
GO!

342
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,068
BEFORE AMY AND ALICIA
CHANGE THEIR MINDS.

343
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,330
ABOUT WHAT?

344
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:48,767
{\an8}<i>KILL, BLEED, AND DIE
WAS SOLD OUT,</i>

345
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,726
BUT I GOT US OUT OF SEEING {\an8}<i>
WEDDING IN VIENNA.</i>

346
00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:55,208
A PERIOD PIECE
WITH SUBTITLES--UGH.

347
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:56,731
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE
THAN WATCHING A CHICK FLICK?

348
00:12:56,862 --> 00:12:57,776
READING A CHICK FLICK.

349
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,126
[laughs]

350
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,736
YOU KNOW, MAN,

351
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:02,694
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST
HEAD HOME,

352
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,218
BECAUSE I FEEL KIND OF GUILTY

353
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:06,916
ABOUT BAILING OUT
ON ROBBIE.

354
00:13:07,046 --> 00:13:09,266
HE'S SUCH A GOOD KID.

355
00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:13,270
YEAH, I KNOW,
AND EMILY'S A GOOD KID TOO.

356
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:15,968
I FEEL BAD THAT SHE'S GONNA MISS
THAT PARTY.

357
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,971
[dance music playing]

358
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,059
♪

359
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,495
LOOK OUT!

360
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,150
I'M GOING INTO "PARTY-AC"
ARREST!

361
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,109
I NEED SOME C.P.R.-TAY!

362
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,762
I'LL SAVE YOU!

363
00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:28,981
CLEAR!

364
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,853
WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP!

365
00:13:30,983 --> 00:13:32,724
all: WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP,

366
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,770
WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP,
WOOP, WOOP!

367
00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:37,860
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?

368
00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,471
MILK SHAKES.

369
00:13:40,601 --> 00:13:42,081
LET IT GO, DAVID.

370
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:45,258
FOR EMILY AND ROBBIE,
TO CHEER 'EM UP.

371
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:49,001
ALTHOUGH YOU KNOW WHAT
WOULD'VE CHEERED ME UP?

372
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,830
YOU'RE KILLING ME.
YOU'RE KILLING ME, MAN.

373
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,876
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU
TEXT THEM?

374
00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:54,964
SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO DO SOMETHING

375
00:13:55,094 --> 00:13:57,705
FOR SOMEBODY BESIDES YOURSELF.

376
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:58,706
♪

377
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,143
EVERYBODY SAY HEY!

378
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,361
all: HEY!

379
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,407
EVERYBODY SAY HO!

380
00:14:03,537 --> 00:14:05,409
all: HO!

381
00:14:05,539 --> 00:14:06,410
WHOA.

382
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:07,411
GOTTA GO, ROBBIE!

383
00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:09,456
all:

384
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:10,675
GO, ROBBIE!

385
00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:12,111
NO, WE REALLY GOTTA GO.

386
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,070
all: GO, ROBBIE!
GO, ROBBIE!

387
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,245
MY DAD'S HEADING HOME.

388
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,246
WE'VE GOTTA GET
MY MOM'S CAR BACK.

389
00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:18,291
UH-OH.
all: UH-OH!

390
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,946
UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH!

391
00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,948
♪ I SWAM ACROSS

392
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,515
[bell rings]
♪ THE GREAT BIG SEA

393
00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:25,472
[music stops]

394
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,692
SERIOUSLY?

395
00:14:27,822 --> 00:14:30,042
SORRY, JANIE.
YOUR HOUR OF TV IS OVER.

396
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,479
FEEL FREE TO, UH, READ,
CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM,

397
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:37,006
OR HAVE A MOMENT
OF QUIET REFLECTION.

398
00:14:37,136 --> 00:14:39,747
I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME MILK
AND GO TO BED.

399
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,662
THE SOONER I GO TO SLEEP,

400
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,709
THE SOONER THIS NIGHTMARE
IS OVER.

401
00:14:49,148 --> 00:14:51,890
[screams]

402
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:55,067
[clatter]

403
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,677
JANIE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

404
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:59,028
THERE'S SOMEONE OUTSIDE!

405
00:14:59,158 --> 00:15:00,638
JANIE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
SCARE ME.

406
00:15:00,768 --> 00:15:04,598
I HAVE EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.

407
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,427
YOU DON'T.
YOU REALLY DON'T!

408
00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,910
[bang]
- WHOA.

409
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,346
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
I--

410
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,348
DID I BLOW A TIRE?

411
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:19,352
HOLD ON.

412
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,527
HIS CAR'S NOT BACK YET.

413
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,964
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE ACTUALLY BEAT THEM.

414
00:15:22,094 --> 00:15:23,139
IT WAS JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT
OF STUPID

415
00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:25,315
TO PULL THAT OFF.

416
00:15:25,445 --> 00:15:27,404
[laughs]
[cell phone rings]

417
00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:28,796
HI, DADDY.

418
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:31,495
ARE YOU ALMOST HOME?

419
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,453
OH, REALLY?

420
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,238
YOU NEED THE SPARE TIRE
YOU TOOK OUT

421
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,154
WHEN YOU DIDN'T TRUST ME
AND HAD KEVIN IN THE CAR?

422
00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:40,547
HUH.

423
00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,332
ARE YOU DONE?

424
00:15:42,462 --> 00:15:43,681
THANK YOU.

425
00:15:43,811 --> 00:15:45,900
OKAY, LISTEN,
WE ARE ON, UM, UH,

426
00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:50,166
MULHOLLAND,
JUST WEST OF COLDWATER, OKAY?

427
00:15:50,296 --> 00:15:51,819
ALL RIGHT, HON.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.

428
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:52,995
MMM.

429
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:54,561
MMM!

430
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,781
MM, HMM, HMM!

431
00:15:56,911 --> 00:15:59,827
AAH! AAH! BRAIN FREEZE!
AAH!

432
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:03,570
SEE, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
MILK SHAKE KARMA.

433
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,007
CHEERS.

434
00:16:07,748 --> 00:16:08,836
[sighs]
REALLY?

435
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,534
I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO BED.

436
00:16:10,664 --> 00:16:13,537
I CAN'T SLEEP
WITH A PROWLER OUT THERE.

437
00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:14,668
FOR THE LAST TIME,

438
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,409
I'M NOT GONNA FALL
FOR YOUR GAMES.

439
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,497
[crash]

440
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,022
[screams]

441
00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:22,154
[crashing,
glass shattering]

442
00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,723
I TOLD YOU!

443
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:27,246
CALL MOM AND DAD!

444
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,379
NO WAY.

445
00:16:29,509 --> 00:16:32,599
I'VE GOT TO SHOW THEM
THAT I CAN HANDLE THIS.

446
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,645
HELLO, 911?

447
00:16:34,775 --> 00:16:36,212
YES, THIS IS JOE HOBBS.

448
00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:38,823
TO WHOM AM I SPEAKING?

449
00:16:38,953 --> 00:16:40,912
HELLO, NANCY.
HOW ARE YOU?

450
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:45,003
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

451
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:48,180
IT DOESN'T HURT
TO BE POLITE.

452
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:51,531
OKAY, REMEMBER,
STICK WITH THE PLAN.

453
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:52,837
WE WERE NEVER AT THAT PARTY.

454
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:54,143
REMEMBER, STICK TO THE PLAN.

455
00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:57,407
WE WERE NEVER
AT THE MILK SHAKE PLACE.

456
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,281
THANKS FOR GETTING HERE
SO FAST.

457
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,414
AND SAFELY, I MIGHT ADD.

458
00:17:04,544 --> 00:17:07,765
OKAY, YOU'RE A GOOD DRIVER,
EMILY, AND--

459
00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:10,420
AND YOU'RE
A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG ADULT.

460
00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:11,725
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TRUST YOU.

461
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,510
- APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
- GOOD.

462
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,512
YOU GUYS GOT
A LITTLE SOMETHING--

463
00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:18,036
[dance music fades in]

464
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,646
[horn honks]
- HEY, EMILY!

465
00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,300
ROBBIE!

466
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:24,390
SORRY YOU GUYS HAD TO LEAVE
THE PARTY EARLY!

467
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,653
BUT THAT NEW DANCE
YOU TAUGHT US IS SICK!

468
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,179
[all beatboxing]

469
00:17:30,309 --> 00:17:31,571
UH-OH.

470
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:32,877
all: UH-OH, UH-OH!

471
00:17:33,007 --> 00:17:34,096
UH-OH, UH-OH!

472
00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:35,227
JUST GO.

473
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,316
all: JUST GO, JUST GO!

474
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:41,146
JUST GO, JUST GO!
JUST GO!

475
00:17:50,024 --> 00:17:51,330
[both scream]

476
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:53,854
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

477
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,683
WE SAW A HAIRY,
HOODED CREATURE OUTSIDE,

478
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,946
SO JOE CALLED 911.

479
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,296
YEAH, I TALKED TO NANCY.

480
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:03,386
SHE'S FROM MALIBU.
LOVES SEA GLASS.

481
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,518
SEE WHAT I'VE BEEN
DEALING WITH HERE?

482
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:08,130
[door opens]

483
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:14,092
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- ASK YOUR DAUGHTER.

484
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,312
I TOOK YOUR CAR
TO THE PARTY, MOM.

485
00:18:16,442 --> 00:18:18,096
WHAT?

486
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,489
- I'M SORRY.
- [sighs]

487
00:18:19,619 --> 00:18:22,187
LOOK, IT WAS ALL MY FAULT.
I PRESSURED HER INTO IT.

488
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,537
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
- [sighs]

489
00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:26,060
NO, DON'T BLAME HIM.

490
00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:28,498
I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING,
BUT I...

491
00:18:28,628 --> 00:18:30,674
DID IT ANYWAY.

492
00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:32,806
SAY GOOD NIGHT, ROBBIE.

493
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,722
I'M REALLY SORRY,
MR. AND MRS. HOBBS.

494
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,160
BYE, EM.
- BYE, ROBBIE.

495
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:41,163
I'LL PROBABLY NEVER DRIVE AGAIN,
BUT I HAD FUN.

496
00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:42,555
ME TOO, CRAY CRAY.

497
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,078
[laughs]

498
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:46,298
NOT NOW.
- MM-HMM.

499
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,908
YEAH, GO UPSTAIRS.
WE'LL TALK LATER.

500
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,476
YOU TOO.
GO ACROSS THE STREET, RIGHT NOW.

501
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:51,521
GET OUTTA HERE.

502
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:52,696
IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET,

503
00:18:52,826 --> 00:18:56,352
SO DON'T HAVE
A PARTY ON THE WAY.

504
00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:57,962
I THINK HE KNOWS
I MEAN BUSINESS,

505
00:18:58,092 --> 00:19:01,008
EVEN THOUGH MY VOICE AIN'T
AS DEEP AS MY SISTER'S.

506
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,228
[knock at door]

507
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,409
HELLO, FOLKS.
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS MAN?

508
00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:19,026
ANYONE?

509
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,463
- ALL RIGHT.
- OH, COME ON, COME ON!

510
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,987
HE'S OURS,
HE'S OURS.

511
00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:25,381
[chuckles]

512
00:19:25,511 --> 00:19:26,643
SO HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH.

513
00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:28,297
YOU HAD HIM SPYING
ON YOUR KID

514
00:19:28,427 --> 00:19:30,647
WHILE HE WAS TRYING
TO BABYSIT.

515
00:19:30,777 --> 00:19:32,692
[chuckles]
IT WAS MY WIFE'S IDEA.

516
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,825
YOU HID HIM IN A CAR TRUNK
TO SPY ON OUR DAUGHTER.

517
00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:36,043
NO, NO, NO,
YOU TALKED ME INTO IT, HONEY.

518
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,045
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

519
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:39,786
CALM DOWN.

520
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,006
MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD LEARN
TO TRUST YOUR KIDS MORE.

521
00:19:42,136 --> 00:19:43,355
AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT
MY WIFE TOLD ME

522
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,922
WHEN I HAD A DETECTIVE
FOLLOW MY DAUGHTER

523
00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:48,534
ON PROM NIGHT.
[chuckles]

524
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,667
- YOU HAVE THAT SERVICE?
- [clears throat]

525
00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:52,321
NIGHT, FOLKS.

526
00:19:52,451 --> 00:19:55,106
- [sighs]
- MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.

527
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:56,150
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LOOSEN UP
ON EMILY A LITTLE BIT.

528
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:57,195
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

529
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,979
WELL, COULD BE WHY EMILY
ACTS OUT

530
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,807
EVERY TIME ROBBIE'S AROUND.

531
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:01,939
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I THINK BOTH OF THEM

532
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:03,506
NEED TO BLOW OFF
A LITTLE STEAM.

533
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,551
I LOVE MY SISTER, BUT SHE
DOESN'T GIVE HIM AN INCH.

534
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,466
JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE {\an8}<i>
FOOTLOOSE.</i>

535
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:09,163
YOU OUTLAW DANCING,
THEM KIDS GONNA FIND

536
00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:10,643
A WAY TO DANCE ANYWAY.

537
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,558
THEY GONNA FIND THAT,
MM, MM, MM.

538
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,518
UH!

539
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,171
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

540
00:20:17,302 --> 00:20:19,565
YOU HAD KEVIN
SPYING ON ME?

541
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:22,002
UH, WE'RE SORRY.
IT WAS YOUR FIRST TIME.

542
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,788
BUT YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
CALLING 911,

543
00:20:24,918 --> 00:20:26,355
WHICH IS WHY

544
00:20:26,485 --> 00:20:28,357
NEXT SATURDAY,
WE'RE GONNA GO OUT AGAIN,

545
00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:31,229
AND YOU GET
TO BABYSIT JANIE.

546
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:36,234
NO!

547
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,105
DON'T WORRY.
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS,

548
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:40,412
WE CAN ALWAYS CALL NANCY.