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DADDY,
WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU AND JOE
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WON'T BE AROUND
THIS WEEKEND.
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REALLY?
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YOU KNOW,
IF YOU WEREN'T SO ADORABLE,
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I'D GIVE YOU A WET WILLY.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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[giggles]
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AM I SUPPOSED
TO {\an8}NOT LIKE THAT?
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[laughs]
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I AM SO EXCITED.
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I'VE BEEN SO BUSY WORKING
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THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO SPEND ANY QUALITY TIME,
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SO THIS WEEKEND I'M TAKING
THE GIRLS ON A STAY-CATION
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RIGHT HERE IN LADY TOWN,
CHICK CITY, GAL-VILLE.
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SHE-ATTLE.
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PORTLAND.
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MAYBE I DON'T GET IT.
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I DON'T GET IT EITHER,
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BUT YOU'RE MAKING IT
A WHOLE LOT EASIER
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FOR ME TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE.
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IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
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CAN'T WAIT TO GET
MY JUNIOR EXPLORER MERIT BADGE.
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'CAUSE CHICKS DIG THE BADGE.
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DO THEY REALLY, JOE?
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WELL, HEY, I CAN TELL YOU
ONE THING, SWEETIE,
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MOMMIES DIG THE BADGE.
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YEAH, MOM, NOT REALLY
WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
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HAVE FUN,
AND DON'T GET EATEN BY BIGFOOT.
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HA, GOOD ONE.
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DAD?
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BIGFOOT'S NOT REAL, JOE.
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BIGFOOT'S NOT REAL,
RIGHT, KEVIN?
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NO.
[horn honks]
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OH, THAT MUST BE THE VAN.
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I'M GONNA GO SAY HI
TO MY TROOP.
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ALL RIGHT.
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DAVID, I'M CONCERNED.
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BIGFOOT IS REAL.
I KNEW IT.
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NO, ABOUT YOU CAMPING.
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IT'S NOT UP TO
YOUR LUXURIOUS STANDARDS.
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I MEAN,
LET'S BE REAL HERE.
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EVEN THE WORD "MOTEL"
MAKES YOU BREAK OUT IN HIVES.
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YOU HAD TO SAY "MOTEL."
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RIGHT NOW I'M STARTING
TO GET ITCHY, KEVIN.
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I'M SORRY.
SORRY. SORRY.
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YOU MIND IF I TAKE
A NAP OVER HERE?
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[groans]
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IS THAT DOG KEEPING YOU UP
AT NIGHT STILL?
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NOT EXACTLY.
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MY WIFE, ALICIA,
THOUGHT THE DOG WAS LONELY,
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SO SHE BOUGHT IT A PARROT.
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NOW THE DOG IS SLEEPING
LIKE A BABY,
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BUT THE PARROT IS UP ALL NIGHT
HOWLING LIKE A DOG.
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RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-
RAWR-RAWR-RAWR-RAWR!
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AH, I'M EXHAUSTED!
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HEY, DAD, YOU REMEMBER
OUR TROOP LEADER, BURWICK.
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- YEAH, HEY, MAN, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY.
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NATURE BOY, YOU KNOW
HOW TO SHUT UP A PARROT?
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YEAH, WHAT KIND?
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RAIN FOREST'S GOT
DOZENS OF VARIETIES.
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YOU GOT YOUR COCKATIELS,
YOUR INDIAN RINGNECKS,
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YOUR BUFF-FACED PYGMIES--
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OH, NO, NO, NO, SUDDENLY
THE PARROT ISN'T SO ANNOYING.
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I GOT TO TAKE A NAP.
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WHO'S READY TO TANGO
WITH MOTHER NATURE?
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WELL, THEY ASKED ME TO DO {\an8}
DANCING WITH THE STARS ONCE,
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN.
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I DO NOT KNOW
WHAT THAT IS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, I GOT A COOLER
HERE OF CELEBRATORY STEAKS,
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OKAY, FOR MY SON, JOE.
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I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
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HE GETS
HIS SURVIVAL MERIT BADGE.
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WHOA, WHOA, EASY, BRO.
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WE'RE GOING OFF THE GRID.
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THERE'S NO CELL PHONES,
NO BOTTLED WATER, NO STEAKS.
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DIDN'T YOU READ THE MANUAL?
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MIGHT HAVE SKIMMED IT.
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YEP, WE'RE JUST BRINGING
THE CLOTHES ON OUR BACKS
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SO WE KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO LIVE OFF THE LAND,
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BUILD OUR OWN SHELTER,
AND FORAGE OUR OWN FOOD.
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both: FORAGE?
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THAT'S HOW WE EARN
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OUR JUNIOR EXPLORER
SURVIVAL MERIT BADGES,
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AND CHICKS DIG THE BADGE.
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DO THEY REALLY, BURWICK?
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[upbeat light rock music]
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♪
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REMEMBER, BOYS, WATER IS LIFE.
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WHAT DO WE SAY
ABOUT HYDRATION?
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THREE "S"s?
ANYBODY?
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all: SIP, SAVE, AND SURVIVE.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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[bees buzzing]
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THESE BEES
KEEP FOLLOWING ME.
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MUST BE THE THREE "H"s
OF GROOMING.
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ANYBODY?
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HOT HONEY HAIR TREATMENT.
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ATTABOY, SON.
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THAT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO SURVIVE
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IN THE JUNGLE CALLED HOLLYWOOD.
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THIS IS GONNA BE FUN BEING AWAY
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FROM THE COMFORTS OF HOME,
ROUGHING IT.
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WHERE'S THE MEN'S ROOM?
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LOOK AROUND, BRO.
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NATURE'S YOUR TOILET NOW.
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IF YOU NEED TO DROP A DEUCE,
YOU DO IT BEHIND A TREE.
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USE THESE LEAVES
AS TOILET PAPER
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JUST LIKE THE MANUAL SAYS.
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MAYBE I CAN JUST USE
THE MANUAL.
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[bees buzzing]
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THIS IS SO COOL.
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I'VE NEVER TAKEN
A NATURE POOP BEFORE.
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I HAVE...
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IF YOU COUNT
THE OFF-RAMP OF THE 405.
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WHAT?
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TOO MANY DODGER DOGS.
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[animal squeaking loudly]
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[bear growling]
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KEVIN, I CAN'T DO THIS.
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THIS IS MUCH WORSE
THAN A MOTEL.
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I'M HERE FOR YOU, DAVID, LITERALLY.
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WALK TO YOUR RIGHT.
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AND YOU'RE WALKING,
AND YOU'RE WALKING...
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WHAT IS THIS?
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IT'S THE BACKDROP
FROM OUR CAMPING EPISODE,
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{\an8}SEE DAD PITCH A TENT.
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MY TRAILER!
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KEVIN, THIS IS GENIUS.
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HEY, DAVID.
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OH.
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GUY, FROM PROPS ON OUR SHOW.
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HE'S HERE TO MAKE YOUR TIME
IN THE WOODS
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A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE.
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FOR STARTERS, I RIGGED
AN ELECTRONIC BUG ZAPPER
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THAT GOES AROUND
THE ENTIRE CAMPSITE, BOSS.
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[electrical buzzing]
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AAH!
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OKAY, DAVID, WE'RE GONNA
STAY OUT OF SIGHT,
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BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU NEED US,
YOU CAN USE THE SECRET SIGNAL.
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CAW-CAW!
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CAW-CAW!
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KEV--KEVIN, I'M JUST GONNA
THROW A ROCK, OKAY?
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- OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S COOL.
- ALL RIGHT.
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I LOVE MY NEW PIERCED EARS, EMILY.
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NOW I'M JUST LIKE YOU.
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NAH, YOU ROCK SPONGEBOB
PAJAMAS WAY BETTER THAN I DO.
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[giggles]
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW MOMMY.
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[doorknob rattling]
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COVER THEM UP.
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SURPRISE HER.
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HEY, GUYS.
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I'M SO SORRY
I HAD TO RUN TO WORK
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DURING OUR SHOPPING EXTRAVAGANZA,
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BUT I'M ALL YOURS.
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TRAIN'S BACK ON TRACK.
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NEXT STOP,
SACRA-NO-MEN-TO.
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MISS-SIS-IPPI.
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AH!
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I SEE YOU GOT
THOSE HOOPS YOU WANTED.
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YES, AND SPEAKING OF EARRINGS,
GUESS WHO--
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[gasps]
OH, MY GOSH! THAT'S IT.
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THAT'S THE NEXT STOP
ON OUR GIRLS' WEEKEND.
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LET'S GET JANIE'S EARS PIERCED.
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OH, JUST LIKE WE DID
WHEN YOU WERE HER AGE.
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REMEMBER THAT?
[sighs]
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THAT WAS SUCH A SPECIAL
MOTHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT.
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[chuckling]
YEAH.
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OKAY, I'M GONNA CALL KAT.
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REMEMBER SHE DID YOURS?
- OH, GREAT IDEA.
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GO CALL HER,
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AND THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER
IN MALI-BOOBS.
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ALL RIGHT, JANIE,
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WE CANNOT TELL MOM
WE GOT YOUR EARS PIERCED.
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IT'LL BREAK HER HEART.
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[giggles]
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YOU SAID "BOOBS."
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FIRST STEP TOWARDS
EARNING YOUR BADGE IS FIRE.
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WITHOUT FIRE,
THERE'S NO FOOD.
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NO FOOD, YOU DIE.
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YOU DIE, NO BADGE,
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AND THAT IS
THE WORST FATE OF ALL.
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I BEG TO DIFFER THERE, BRO.
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DYING ON TELEVISION
IS A NIGHTMARE.
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NOTED.
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I'M GONNA GO GRAB
SOME KINDLING.
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EXPLORERS,
LET'S GET TO SPARKING, HUH?
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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YEAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA
FIND OURSELVES IN THE WOODS
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NEEDING TO MAKE A FIRE?
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NOW.
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UH, YEAH, BOYS,
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WHY DON'T WE TRY A LITTLE
ACTING EXERCISE HERE, OKAY?
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THIS ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME.
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LET'S JUST--
I WANT YOU ALL
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TO CLOSE YOUR EYES--
THERE YOU GO.
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AND JUST TRY TO VISUALIZE
SOMETHING HOT.
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OKAY?
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YOU GOT IT?
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YOU PICTURING IT
IN YOUR HEAD?
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THERE WE GO.
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OKAY.
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WHOA, JOE!
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IT WORKED.
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WOW, NICE JOB.
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ALL RIGHT.
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NOW THAT JOE-BRO'S
GIVEN US FIRE,
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IT'S TIME TO START BUILDING
OUR SHELTERS FOR THE NIGHT.
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JOE, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A LEAD ON THAT, AND DAVE,
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I THINK YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
BUILD YOUR OWN LEAN-TO
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UNLESS YOU GOT
A TRAILER HIDDEN OUT HERE.
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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MAN, OUR LEAN-TO STINKS.
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THERE'S NO WAY BURWICK
IS GONNA THINK THIS THING
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IS BADGE WORTHY.
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GENTLEMEN, CAN I MAKE
A SUGGESTION HERE?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
YOU SHOULD DO?
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YOU SHOULD GO DOWN TO THE RIVER
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AND FIND
SOME NICE DECORATIVE ROCKS.
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DECORATIVE ROCKS?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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LET'S SPRUCE IT UP
A LITTLE BIT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THE KEY TO SURVIVAL IS,
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RIGHT AFTER WATER?
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AMBIENCE.
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COME ON, GUYS.
COME ON.
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COME ON,
HOP TO IT.
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LET'S GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
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ATTABOY.
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[whispers]
COME ON.
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[phone rings]
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[startles]
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HELLO?
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OH, HEY.
HEY, BABY, YES.
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I WAS TAKING A NAP
OVER AT DAVID'S.
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YES, I CAN GET SOME DOG FOOD
FOR THE PARROT.
238
00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,938
YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS BIRD
IS TAKING IT TOO FAR.
239
00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:09,069
I'LL BE RIGHT HOME.
240
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,157
OKAY.
241
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,905
OR NOT.
242
00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:20,820
UH...
243
00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:23,997
WOW, YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD.
244
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:27,218
THESE DECORATIVE ROCKS MAKE IT
LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
245
00:09:27,348 --> 00:09:29,133
THE POWER OF AMBIENCE.
246
00:09:29,263 --> 00:09:31,875
WHOA, KILLER LEAN-TO.
247
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,008
YOU'RE REALLY GETTING
A KNACK FOR THIS, JOE-BRO.
248
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,270
THIS IS AWESOME, DAD,
249
00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,055
AND IT ALL HAPPENED
BECAUSE YOU TAUGHT ME
250
00:09:38,185 --> 00:09:40,666
THAT IF I BELIEVE IN MYSELF,
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE.
251
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,930
SURE.
LET'S GO WITH THAT FOR NOW.
252
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,236
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
253
00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:48,065
I MAY BE LOST, BUT LUCKY FOR ME,
I HAVE MY MAP APP.
254
00:09:48,195 --> 00:09:50,328
[chuckles]
255
00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:51,024
[electrical buzzing]
256
00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:52,199
[yelling]
257
00:09:54,593 --> 00:09:56,639
TO MY BEAUTIFUL, SWEET JANIE.
258
00:09:56,769 --> 00:09:59,903
HERE'S TO YOUR FIRST PIERCING
AND HOPEFULLY YOUR LAST.
259
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:00,904
[knock at door]
260
00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:01,905
OH, I GOT IT.
261
00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,561
HI, KAT.
- HEY.
262
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:07,650
DID YOU GET MY TEXT?
263
00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:09,826
DON'T WORRY,
I GOT YOUR BACK.
264
00:10:09,956 --> 00:10:13,351
I GOT MY GUNS A-BLAZING,
LADIES,
265
00:10:13,481 --> 00:10:16,963
SO LET'S DO THIS.
266
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:19,662
JANIE, SWEETIE, ARE YOU READY?
OKAY?
267
00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:20,663
JANIE, TAKE OFF YOUR HAT.
268
00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:22,534
OH, SHE CAN LEAVE
HER HAT ON.
269
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,188
THAT'S THE WAY THE KIDS
DO IT THESE DAYS.
270
00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:26,930
[both chuckle]
271
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,366
UM, AMY?
- YEAH?
272
00:10:28,496 --> 00:10:30,324
DOLL, YOU'RE HOVERING.
273
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,413
I'M AN ARTIST.
274
00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,981
OH, ALL RIGHT.
POINT TAKEN.
275
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,375
YOU KNOW, THIS IS JUST
A REALLY BIG FIRST FOR ME,
276
00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:38,463
SO, UM, YEAH,
BACKING OFF, OKAY?
277
00:10:38,593 --> 00:10:40,160
ALL RIGHTY THEN. OKAY.
278
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,814
DONE...
- YAY!
279
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,861
WITH EAR ONE.
280
00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:48,386
YES, THERE WE GO.
281
00:10:48,516 --> 00:10:50,823
THEY'RE ALREADY PIERCED?
282
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,346
IT'S A MIRACLE.
283
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,130
IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH.
284
00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:56,307
HA!
285
00:10:56,437 --> 00:10:58,396
EMILY.
286
00:10:58,526 --> 00:11:00,441
I'M SORRY, MOM.
287
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:04,707
WHEN YOU WERE AT WORK,
I GOT JANIE'S EARS PIERCED.
288
00:11:04,837 --> 00:11:06,317
OH.
289
00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,623
OH.
290
00:11:08,754 --> 00:11:10,756
OH, WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY FINE.
291
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,280
YOU GOT HER EARS PIERCED
WITHOUT ME.
292
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:16,980
UM, I JUST NEED A SECOND
TO GET OVER IT.
293
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,372
OKAY,
MAYBE MORE THAN A SECOND.
294
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,765
[clears throat]
295
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,593
I'M SURE WE CAN COME UP
WITH ANOTHER FIRST.
296
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,855
I DO TATTOOS.
297
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,291
- YOU DO?
- MM-HMM.
298
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:27,077
- OKAY, THANKS FOR COMING.
- OH, ALL RIGHTY THEN.
299
00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:34,432
HEY, DAD?
300
00:11:34,562 --> 00:11:36,564
DO YOU THINK THESE FISH
WILL FEED US ALL?
301
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,002
UM, ABSOLUTELY, JOE.
302
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,047
YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU
GO BACK DOWN TO THE RIVER
303
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,570
AND GET THE REST OF THE TROOP
WHILE I SCALE THEM?
304
00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:43,571
OKAY.
305
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:45,399
ALL RIGHT.
306
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,793
THERE YOU GO, BOYS.
307
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,882
THEY LOOKED SO MUCH SMALLER
WHEN I REELED THEM IN.
308
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:53,364
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
ONCE YOU TAKE THE SKIN OFF THEM,
309
00:11:53,494 --> 00:11:54,974
THERE'S NOTHING TO STOP THEM
FROM PLUMPING UP.
310
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,462
[sniffing]
311
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,029
DO I SMELL COOKIES?
312
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,862
[sniffing]
313
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,387
[classical music playing]
314
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:18,171
AND GUY WILL HAVE
YOUR ELECTRIC MASSAGE PAD
315
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:22,393
POWERED UP IN A SECOND.
316
00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:23,698
SO THIS IS HOW
YOU'VE BEEN SURVIVING
317
00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:25,091
IN THE WILDERNESS?
318
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:29,008
JOE, I'M NOT GOING
TO LIE TO YOU, SON, SO--
319
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,663
[back massager vibrating]
320
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,012
I JUST NEED A MINUTE
321
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:35,101
TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT I WANT TO SAY.
322
00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:40,367
JOE, YOU WANTED
THIS MERIT BADGE
323
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:43,153
SO BAD THAT, YEAH,
324
00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:46,765
I-I STARTED THE FIRE FOR YOU,
AND I BUILT A LEAN-TO,
325
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:50,029
AND I PLUMPED UP
YOUR TINY, LITTLE, SKINNY FISH.
326
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:54,033
YOU MEAN I DIDN'T DO
ANY OF THOSE THINGS?
327
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,993
OH, I THOUGHT
YOU'D CONNECTED THE DOTS.
328
00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:58,821
JOE, I KNOW
YOU'RE REALLY UPSET,
329
00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:01,649
BUT THOSE COOKIES ARE FOR DAVID.
330
00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,217
IT'S OKAY, KEVIN.
331
00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:15,315
JOE, YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE MAD AT ME.
332
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,751
MAD?
333
00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:19,058
THIS IS GENIUS.
334
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,799
AT FIRST I WAS EXCITED
TO COME HERE,
335
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,410
BUT CAMPING'S REALLY HARD.
336
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,456
BUT IF WE KEEP KEVIN
AND YOUR CREW,
337
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:28,241
I'M GUARANTEED TO GET MY BADGE.
338
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,983
SO YOU WANT TO TAKE
THE EASY WAY OUT?
339
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,028
DUH.
340
00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:35,640
JUST LIKE YOU, DAD.
341
00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:39,818
UH, JOE, YOU KNOW WHAT,
342
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:40,993
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,
343
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,299
AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
344
00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:45,128
BECAUSE YOU CAME UP HERE
NOT JUST TO GET A BADGE,
345
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:49,480
YOU CAME UP HERE TO EARN
A BADGE, RIGHT?
346
00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:50,611
SO I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
347
00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,962
I'M GOING TO SEND KEVIN HOME
348
00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:55,312
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING,
OKAY?
349
00:13:55,442 --> 00:13:56,356
THEY'RE GONE.
350
00:13:56,487 --> 00:14:00,230
BUT TONIGHT WE VIBRATE.
351
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,318
[neck massager vibrating]
352
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,319
OH-OH.
353
00:14:02,449 --> 00:14:05,017
THANKS, DAD.
354
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,240
GIRLS,
I THINK I'VE GOT IT!
355
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:14,897
REMEMBER, WHATEVER IDEA
SHE HAS, ACT EXCITED.
356
00:14:15,027 --> 00:14:17,160
NOW I KNOW OUR PLANS
HAVEN'T GONE GREAT,
357
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,119
BUT I HAVE AN IDEA
FOR ANOTHER FIRST.
358
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,295
LET'S WATCH {\an8}
THE ROYAL MERMAID.
359
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,080
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
360
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,995
EVEN THOUGH IT'S ANIMATED,
IT'S GOT SOME SCARY PARTS,
361
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,431
SO I DIDN'T WANT
TO SHOW IT TO YOU
362
00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:29,215
UNTIL YOU WERE READY,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
363
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,738
[squeals]
I'LL MAKE SOME POPCORN.
364
00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:33,654
I KNOW I'M GONNA LOVE IT...
365
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:36,744
'CAUSE I'VE SEEN IT 26 TIMES.
366
00:14:38,659 --> 00:14:40,400
ALL RIGHT, EXPLORERS,
367
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,664
TODAY IS THE CULMINATION
OF ALL YOU HAVE LEARNED.
368
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:46,493
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING
STANDING BETWEEN YOU
369
00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:47,930
AND YOUR SURVIVAL MERIT BADGE,
370
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,019
AND THAT IS A 12-MILE HIKE
371
00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:52,151
WITH NOTHING BUT WATER
AND KNOW-HOW.
372
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,805
OH, LORD.
373
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,894
NOW, I, ON THE OTHER HAND.
374
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,722
WILL HAVE TO STAY BACK
AT BASE CAMP
375
00:14:57,852 --> 00:15:02,248
TENDING TO YOUNG SAM HERE
WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE A "RASH."
376
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:05,730
FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE IT.
377
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:08,211
THIS EXPEDITION'S
GONNA BE LED BY JOE HOBBS,
378
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:11,954
WHO CLEARLY UNDERSTANDS
THE MEANING OF SURVIVAL.
379
00:15:12,084 --> 00:15:13,868
I'M HANDING YOU
THE COMPASS.
380
00:15:13,999 --> 00:15:17,263
WE'LL SEE YOU
BEFORE SUNDOWN.
381
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,570
COME ON, SAM.
382
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:20,658
DAD, WE CAN'T DO THIS.
383
00:15:20,788 --> 00:15:21,659
SAY SOMETHING.
384
00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:22,660
WHAT?
385
00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,575
YOU'LL BE FINE, JOE.
386
00:15:24,705 --> 00:15:25,968
DAD, BURWICK SAID
NOT TO EAT BERRIES
387
00:15:26,098 --> 00:15:27,839
YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY.
388
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,580
I'VE BEEN EATING THEM
ALL MORNING.
389
00:15:29,710 --> 00:15:31,538
THEY'RE BERRY GOOD.
390
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,453
YEAH, BUT SOME BERRIES
CAN MAKE YOUR MIND PLAY TRICKS.
391
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,238
- WELL--
- THAT'S WHAT THE MANUAL SAID.
392
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,631
NOT THE PART
I SKIMMED, FITZY.
393
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,894
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, COME ON.
LET'S START HOOFING IT.
394
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,774
YEAH.
395
00:15:49,904 --> 00:15:50,775
[giggles]
396
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,124
HEE-HEE.
397
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,126
YEE-HAW!
WHOO!
398
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,214
COME ON, GUYS.
399
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,128
COMING THROUGH.
400
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,089
[snorting like a horse]
401
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:03,788
DAD, WE'RE LOST.
402
00:16:03,918 --> 00:16:05,355
WHAT DOES THE COMPASS SAY?
403
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:07,400
LET'S HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
404
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:08,401
SAVE YOURSELF.
405
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,361
LEAVE THE BOYS.
406
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:12,362
NOTHING.
407
00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:13,841
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
408
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:16,105
- DAD, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- NOWHERE.
409
00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:18,672
MR. HOBBS, WE'VE BEEN GOING
IN CIRCLES FOR TWO HOURS.
410
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:22,154
YEAH, THIS IS THE THIRD TIME
WE'VE PASSED THIS STUPID ROCK.
411
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:25,549
HEY, I HAPPEN TO LIKE
THIS ROCK, ELLIOT,
412
00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:27,507
AND HE'S NOT STUPID.
413
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,422
WHAT?
414
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,945
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, ROCKY.
415
00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:32,077
THANK YOU, DAVID.
416
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,646
BY THE WAY,
YOUR HAIR LOOKS FABULOUS.
417
00:16:35,776 --> 00:16:38,866
OH, YOU ROCK, ROCK.
418
00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,999
JOE,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR DAD?
419
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,348
THINK HE ATE
TOO MANY BERRIES.
420
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,698
I'M FINE, JOE.
421
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,700
[scoffs]
KIDS.
422
00:16:48,702 --> 00:16:50,356
MM, WHAT A GREAT FIRST.
423
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,663
OH, I CAN STILL PICTURE
YOU AND ME WATCHING IT, EM,
424
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,621
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
425
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,406
IT WAS YESTERDAY.
426
00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:58,538
[coughs]
427
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,888
♪ I HAVE A CROWN
428
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,326
♪ I HAVE A TAIL
429
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:08,070
♪ MY LIFE IS LIKE
A FAIRY TALE ♪
430
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,986
♪ I'M JUST A GIRL
WHO'S FROM THE SEA ♪
431
00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:16,208
♪ A NORMAL GIRL WHO'S ROYALTY
432
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,735
OOPS.
433
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,303
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SONG?
434
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:28,177
BECAUSE SHE'S A LITTLE GENIUS
IS HOW.
435
00:17:28,307 --> 00:17:30,004
[chuckles]
436
00:17:30,135 --> 00:17:32,616
THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE SEEN {\an8}THE ROYAL MERMAID,
437
00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:34,661
IS IT, JANIE?
438
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:38,056
WELL, IT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE SEEN IT WITH YOU, MOMMY.
439
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,405
AW.
440
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,885
I'M SORRY.
441
00:17:41,015 --> 00:17:42,452
I WATCHED IT WITH HER.
442
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:44,062
WOW.
443
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,716
IT'S JUST
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN BACK AT WORK,
444
00:17:45,846 --> 00:17:47,718
I'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN
DOING THINGS WITH JANIE
445
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:49,850
THAT YOU USED TO DO WITH ME.
446
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,113
I'M REALLY SORRY.
447
00:17:51,243 --> 00:17:52,244
OH, DON'T BE.
448
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,639
YOU'RE A GREAT BIG SIS.
449
00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:58,337
♪ I SWAM ACROSS
THE GREAT BIG SEA ♪
450
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,644
OH, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART
OF THE MOVIE.
451
00:18:00,774 --> 00:18:02,167
DOESN'T MOMMY SOUND GOOD?
452
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,951
MOMMY HAD TO TAKE
SINGING LESSONS FOR THIS.
453
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:07,303
OOH, LOTS AND LOTS
OF SINGING LESSONS.
454
00:18:07,433 --> 00:18:09,957
WAIT.
455
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,481
THAT'S YOU SINGING?
456
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:12,482
YEAH.
457
00:18:12,612 --> 00:18:13,526
YEAH.
458
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:14,962
YOU DIDN'T TELL HER
IT WAS ME?
459
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:17,051
I THOUGHT SHE KNEW.
460
00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:19,228
YOU'RE THE BEAUTIFUL MERMAID,
MOMMY?
461
00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:21,055
THIS IS SO COOL.
462
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:23,710
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL
MY FRIENDS THAT WE'RE ROYALTY.
463
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:26,148
[laughs]
464
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,106
I THINK YOU JUST SHARED
A NEW FIRST.
465
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,936
I THINK I DID, YES.
466
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:34,460
♪ I HAVE A CROWN
467
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,723
♪ I HAVE A TAIL
468
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:41,163
all: ♪ MY LIFE IS LIKE
A FAIRY TALE ♪
469
00:18:44,078 --> 00:18:45,645
OKAY, ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS
ONE MORE TIME.
470
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,125
YOU READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE, SHOOT.
471
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,126
[sighs]
472
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,084
I WIN AGAIN.
473
00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:52,043
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE IN MY HEAD.
474
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,699
DAD, STOP CHOOSING SCISSORS.
475
00:18:55,829 --> 00:18:57,614
ALL RIGHT, I'M READY.
ONE--
476
00:18:57,744 --> 00:18:59,529
THERE YOU ARE.
477
00:18:59,659 --> 00:19:02,401
I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE
FOR YOU, DAVID.
478
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:03,707
WOODLAND CREATURE!
479
00:19:03,837 --> 00:19:06,405
WOODLAND CREATURE!
480
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,886
DAVID.
481
00:19:09,016 --> 00:19:10,192
HE EVEN KNOWS MY NAME.
482
00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:11,193
GO FOR THE EYES.
483
00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:12,585
GO FOR THE EYES!
484
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,586
THE EYES.
485
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:14,587
CAN'T SEE.
486
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,502
CAN'T SEE.
487
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:18,156
[growling]
HUNGRY!
488
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,331
WHAT'S THAT?
489
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,551
[growling]
OH, I'M HUNGRY!
490
00:19:21,681 --> 00:19:22,682
HUNGRY!
491
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,945
OH, OW, OW!
492
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:28,427
[groaning]
493
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:29,515
IT'S BIGFOOT!
494
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:32,997
[roars]
495
00:19:33,127 --> 00:19:34,520
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
496
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:37,088
SASQUATCH AND ME
ARE BOTH CELEBRITIES.
497
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,959
NO, SAVE YOURSELF, DAVID.
498
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,222
I GOT THIS.
499
00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:42,572
[yells]
500
00:19:42,702 --> 00:19:44,530
JOE, WHERE'S YOUR DAD GOING?
501
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:47,229
DON'T WORRY,
HE'LL END UP BACK AT THE ROCK.
502
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:51,972
SO ONCE I CONVINCED DAD
503
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:54,192
THAT KEVIN WASN'T
A WOODLAND CREATURE...
504
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,195
AND I WASN'T BIGFOOT.
505
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:58,936
I REMEMBERED
WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME.
506
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,634
I FOUND SOME RIVER ROCKS,
FOLLOWED THEM DOWN TO THE WATER,
507
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,375
FOLLOWED THE CURRENT DOWNSTREAM,
508
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,508
AND HERE WE ARE,
BACK AT OUR CAMPSITE.
509
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,292
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS,
LITTLE BRO.
510
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,338
YOU REALLY STEPPED UP
WHEN IT MATTERED
511
00:20:09,468 --> 00:20:10,861
AND EARNED YOUR MERIT BADGE.
512
00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:11,557
ALL OF YOU DID.
513
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:12,863
YEAH.
514
00:20:12,993 --> 00:20:14,560
AND, DAVID,
515
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:17,520
I THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING
OF A LIFELONG FRIENDSHIP.
516
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,913
YEAH, I DON'T SEE IT.
517
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:23,047
JOE, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
518
00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:24,396
I AM.
- THANKS, DAD.
519
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:25,484
BUT I DON'T BELIEVE
FOR A SECOND
520
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:26,920
THAT I WAS TALKING TO A ROCK.
521
00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,487
ELLIOT?
522
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,536
OH, WOW.
523
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,841
[chuckles]