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I'M SO EXCITED NOW.
EXCITING, YOU KNOW?

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THAT CAREER DAY ASSEMBLY
WAS AMAZING.

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I GUESS IT WAS OKAY.

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WANTED
TO BE A METEOROLOGIST,

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BUT NOW I'M 100% SURE

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WITH A PARTIAL CHANCE
OF TOTAL EXCITEMENT.

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AND NOW I KNOW
I WANT TO BE GENETICIST,

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SO I CAN STUDY GENES.

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YOU SHOULD STUDY
SKINNY JEANS.

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THIS IS SO NICE
SEEING OUR FUTURE LEADERS

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ALREADY ON
THEIR CHOSEN CAREER PATHS.

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WELL, NOT EVERYONE.

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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
YOU GUYS REMIND ME SO MUCH

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OF MYSELF AT YOUR AGE.

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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE SO--SO YOUNG,

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YET SO CONFIDENT.

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IT'S LIKE YOU READ
AN ARTICLE ON ME

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IN {\an8}<i>TEEN THROB</i> MAGAZINE
CIRCA 1986

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TITLED {\an8}<i>SO YOUNG,
YET SO CONFIDENT.</i>

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BUT EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT SURE,
THAT'S OKAY TOO.

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NO, IT'S NOT.

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BUT SOMETIMES
THE CHOICE ISN'T SO CLEAR.

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YEAH, FOR LOSERS.

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SEE, YOU KNOW
WHAT I DON'T KNOW?

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HOW TO READ A ROOM?

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I DON'T KNOW HOW ANYBODY COULD
STAY IN A CAREER THAT THEY HATE.

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I MEAN, THE SOONER
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT,

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THE BETTER CHANCE YOU HAVE
OF GETTING IT.

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I'VE GOT IT.

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FASHION!

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I LOVE IT.
IT LOVES ME.

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WHEW.
THAT'S SETTLED.

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WHAT WAS I THINKING?

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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I CAN'T GO INTO FASHION.
MEDICINE!

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I LOVE SCIENCE AND ANIMALS.

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I'LL BE A VETERINARIAN. OKAY.

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I CAN'T BE A VET.

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HONEY, MAKE IT STOP.

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I LOVE ANIMALS TOO MUCH
TO SEE THEM IN PAIN.

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THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING.

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- I HAVE THE ANSWER.
- OH, GOOD.

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THANK YOU.
WE ARE AIR CLUB FOR MEN.

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THAT WAS FUNNY.

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DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
YOU GUYS LOOK COOL.

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WE'RE PRACTICING
OUR AIR GUITAR PERFORMANCE

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FOR THE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW.

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WAIT, YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT

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IN FRONT
OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL?

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THAT IS FUNNY.

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DADDY, WERE YOU EVER IN A BAND
AT SCHOOL?

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NO, SWEETHEART,

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DADDY DIDN'T GO
TO REGULAR SCHOOL,

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BUT I DID GET TO DO
A LOT OF REALLY COOL STUFF,

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LIKE I GOT TO GO
TO MOVIE PREMIERES,

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AND I GOT FREE CLOTHES.

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I'M A KID.
EVERYTHING IS FREE.

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- I GOT TO MEET HEF.
- WHO?

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THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT, SWEETHEART.

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♪ GLORIOUS

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SEE THAT,
SILHOUETTE DANCERS?

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WE NEED TO CLEAN UP
OUR LINES, RIGHT, EM?

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UH, YEAH, CLEAN LINES.

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OKAY, LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

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EVERYBODY
GET INTO POSITIONS.

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OKAY, EM,
GRAB MY LEG.

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EM, YOU CAN--ANYTIME.
JUST GRAB IT.

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EM--EMILY!

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SO WHEN I SAY,
"GRAB MY LEG,"

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WHAT DO YOU HEAR?

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SORRY, GUYS.

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- KIND OF COOL, RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.

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HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
IN THERE REHEARSING

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YOUR SHADOW PUPPET THING?

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I CAN'T CONCENTRATE.

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I'M FEELING SO MUCH PRESSURE
TO CHOOSE A CAREER PATH.

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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT I WANT TO DO.

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WHO SAID
THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE IT

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ALL FIGURED OUT ANYWAY?

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YOU.

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YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT YOUR PASSION IS,

82
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YOU KNOW, WHAT IT IS
THAT YOU WAKE UP

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AND LOOK FORWARD
TO DOING EACH DAY.

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I MEAN, FOR ME, IT'S BEING
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD.

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WELL, I LOVE PRODUCING
MY HIGH SCHOOL NEWS PROGRAM.

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OKAY, WELL,
THAT'S A GOOD START.

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YOU KNOW WHAT
I COULD DO FOR YOU?

88
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I CAN CALL BROOKE MILLER
AT NNC NEWS AND TALK TO HER.

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YOU KNOW BROOKE MILLER,

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TELEVISION'S NUMBER ONE
TV NEWS DIRECTOR?

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HONEY, ALL US NUMBER ONES
KNOW EACH OTHER.

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- WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

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I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO GO

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INTO ANIMAL FASHION DESIGN
OR SOMETHING.

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I WAS HALF ASLEEP.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS.

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I'LL CALL HER UP AND SEE
IF I CAN GET YOU AN INTERNSHIP,

97
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AND YOU CAN SEE
IF YOU LIKE IT.

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- WOW. THANKS, DADDY.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DAYS,
I FEEL BETTER.

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OH, GOOD.
AND LISTEN.

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YOU KNOW, ANIMAL FASHION DESIGN
IS AN UP-AND-COMING INDUSTRY.

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YOU WOULD BE--YOU CAN MAKE,
YOU KNOW, SKINNY JEANS

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FOR DOGS OR SOMETHING.

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HERE ARE THE FILES
FOR TONIGHT'S STORY, BROOKE.

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OH, IT'S INTERESTING

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THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED
TO TELL ME,

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THE NEWS DIRECTOR,

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THE CONTENTS OF THE FOLDERS
I ASKED YOU TO ACQUIRE,

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SO EITHER
YOU THINK I'M STUPID, MM,

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OR YOU WANT ME
TO PRAISE YOU

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FOR SOMETHING A POORLY TRAINED
MONKEY COULD DO.

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WHICH ONE IS IT, EMILY?

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- WELL--
- TOO SLOW. DON'T CARE.

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SPEAKING OF TRAINED MONKEYS,
WHERE IS MY ANCHOR?

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CHANCE IS OVER THERE
WITH MY FATHER.

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AND I FEEL LIKE THE "RINSE,
THEN REPEAT" DIRECTIONS...

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both:
DRY YOUR HAIR OUT FASTER.

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THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW, DO YOU DO THIS?

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DO YOU SPRITZ
AND JUST WALK INTO IT?

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DO I?
WATCH THIS.

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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DO.

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- CHANCE!
- UH-OH, SAVE YOURSELF.

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HERE COMES DAN "I'D RATHER NOT."
- OH.

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- DAVID, YOU HANDSOME DEVIL.
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

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WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

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WELL, YOU KNOW,
MY KID'S FIRST DAY ON THE JOB,

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AND SHE'S TRYING
TO FIND HER PASSION

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AND ALL THAT STUFF,
YOU KNOW?

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- I GET IT. I GET IT.
- GOOD.

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ACTUALLY I HATE KIDS,
SO I DON'T GET IT.

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ALL RIGHT,
I NEED YOU TO LEAVE.

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GOT WORK TO DO.
THANK YOU.

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DO ME A FAVOR.
I JUST NEED YOU--

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JUST GO A LITTLE EASIER
ON HER.

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OKAY?

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JUST TRY NOT TO BE
SO BROOKE-ISH.

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I DON'T--
I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA

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WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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ALL RIGHT, MINIONS!
LISTEN UP.

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APPARENTLY ROCK LEGEND
A.W.O.L. HAS GONE M.I.A.,

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AND I WANT TO FIND OUT WHY A.S.A.P.

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YOU HEARD HER, PEOPLE.

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WE HAVE
A TENSE MILITARY SITUATION.

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BROOKE, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO FIND AWOL

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IF WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS?

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GOSH, JOANIE.

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HMM.

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IF ONLY THERE WERE
AN ORGANIZATION

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THAT OBTAINED
HARD-TO-FIND INFORMATION

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AND THEN REPORTED ON IT.

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WHAT SMELLS LIKE FEAR?
- I JUST PEED A LITTLE.

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MM-HMM.

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SEE, THAT RIGHT THERE
IS BROOKE-ISH.

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MM.

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BROOKE.

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I KNOW AWOL'S FAVORITE PLACE
TO STAY WHEN HE'S IN TOWN

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IS THE BEVERLY HOTEL.

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WOW.
WOW, WOW, WOW.

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WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW,
WOW, WOW, WOW.

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GOSH, MY UNPAID INTERN,

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WHO'S ONLY BEEN HERE
FIVE SECONDS,

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IS ALREADY DOING THE JOB

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YOU GUYS WERE HIRED TO DO.

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I WANT YOU TO GO
WITH CHANCE,

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AND I WANT YOU GUYS
TO GET ME THAT STORY.

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OKAY.

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HE NEVER USES HIS REAL NAME.
HE BOOKS UNDER A PSEUDONYM.

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YOU HEAR THAT, PEOPLE?

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WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
NAMED SUE DOUGHNIM.

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OW!
OW, OW.

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- COOL SPLIT, JOE.
- NO, I CAN'T--I CAN'T GET UP.

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KILL THE MUSIC.

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JOE, EVEN I KNOW
THIS IS A BAD IDEA,

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AND I EAT PASTE.

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TAKE IT EASY, JANIE.

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I THINK THAT JOE
IS WAY AHEAD OF YOU

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ON THIS BEING A BAD IDEA.

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HEY, JOE,
YOU READY TO GO, BUDDY?

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YOUR DAD'S WITH EMILY
AT NNC,

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SO WE'RE HERE
TO PICK YOU UP.

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I THINK
I SNAPPED MY G-STRING.

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I THINK
HE MEANS HAMSTRING.

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WE CAN ONLY HOPE.

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THIS LOOKS INTERESTING.

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WHAT--WHAT--

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UH, UH,
PEOPLE, GATHER.

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I HAVE KNOWLEDGE TO IMPART.

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THE ART OF SILHOUETTE

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IS NOT JUST THROWING AN IMAGE
ON-SCREEN.

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YOU WANT TO CAPTIVATE
THE AUDIENCE.

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WHAT MAKES YOU
SUCH AN EXPERT?

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IT'S QUITE
AN INTERESTING TALE, ACTUALLY.

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OUR FASCINATION WITH--

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WE TOOK A CLASS
AT THE LEARNING ANNEX.

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JUST WATCH AND LEARN,

196
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BUT KEEP IN MIND
WE HAVEN'T STRETCHED YET.

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THAT WAS AMAZING.

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COULD YOU GUYS COACH US?

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THEY'RE SPELLING OUT "YES"
WITH THEIR BODIES.

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OH, MY GOSH,
I'M SO EXCITED.

201
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TODAY WAS AMAZING.

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BROOKE SAID I WAS LIKE
A YOUNGER VERSION OF HER,

203
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AND THEN IT HIT ME.

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DAD, YOU'VE BEEN RIGHT
ALL ALONG.

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OF COURSE DAD WAS RIGHT.
WHAT WAS I RIGHT ABOUT?

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THE SECRET TO SUCCESS

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IS WORKING
AT WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY,

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SO JUST LIKE YOU,

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I'M GONNA FOCUS ALL MY ENERGY
ON MY CAREER.

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OH, SWEETHEART,
GOOD FOR YOU.

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THAT'S FANTASTIC.

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I'M GONNA WORK FOR BROOKE
FULL-TIME,

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SO I'M QUITTING SCHOOL.

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- WHAT?
- IT'S ALL THANKS TO DAD.

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00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:04,864
I'M SO HAPPY.
YOU HEAR THAT, HONEY?

216
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:07,084
OUR DAUGHTER
HAS FOUND HER CAREER PATH.

217
00:10:07,214 --> 00:10:08,694
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE
ALL THE CREDIT,

218
00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,697
BUT SHE DID SAY,
"THANKS TO DAD."

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OH, MAN, YOU REALLY
CAN'T READ A ROOM, CAN YOU?

220
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LET ME READ IT TO YOU, OKAY?

221
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YOUR DAUGHTER

222
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IS DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL.

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- I'M NOT DROPPING OUT.
- SHE'S NOT DROPPING OUT.

224
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I'M TESTING OUT EARLY
AND GETTING MY G.E.D.

225
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YEAH, G.E.D.
WELL, "GED" FOR YOU.

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ATTAGIRL.

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WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THE
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCES

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THAT COME
WITH GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL?

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00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:43,337
HIGH SCHOOL
IS SO HIGH SCHOOL.

230
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,731
I'VE HAD A TASTE
OF THE REAL WORLD.

231
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,820
WELL, I GUESS
A TASTE IS ALL IT TAKES

232
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:50,388
TO MAKE
LIFE-CHANGING DECISIONS.

233
00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:55,175
HUH.
- OH, AMY, RELAX.

234
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,178
IS SHE TALKING TO ME?

235
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:01,573
DAD DIDN'T GO TO HIGH SCHOOL,
AND HE TURNED OUT JUST FINE.

236
00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,880
FINE?
YOU SEE YOUR DAD AS FINE?

237
00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:05,620
DAVID, DID YOU HEAR
WHAT SHE JUST SAID?

238
00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:09,015
SHE SAID
SHE THINKS I'M FINE.

239
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:12,758
IF I WAS EAVESDROPPING CORRECTLY,

240
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:16,066
DID DAD JUST SAY WE DIDN'T HAVE
TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL?

241
00:11:16,196 --> 00:11:18,329
NO, NO, NO, HE DID NOT.
GET--NO.

242
00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,810
OH, AMY,
YOU'RE ADORABLE.

243
00:11:26,380 --> 00:11:27,381
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, DAVID?

244
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,862
I'M SAYING
TO GET YOUR BROOKE ON,

245
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:32,691
TO GO BROOKE-LYN ON HER.

246
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,171
RELEASE THE BROOKE-EN.

247
00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:35,389
I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS, DAVID,

248
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,564
BUT YOUR DAUGHTER'S
BEEN HANDLING

249
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,610
EVERYTHING
I'VE THROWN AT HER.

250
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,220
WATCH.

251
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,005
EMILY, I NEED THE ROUGH CUT
OF THE EARTHQUAKE.

252
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,007
- IT'S ON YOUR DESK.
- I MEANT THE MUDSLIDE.

253
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,356
IT WAS ON YOUR DESK.

254
00:11:45,486 --> 00:11:47,662
MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF
DURING THE EARTHQUAKE.

255
00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:49,795
IF YOU'RE SO CLEVER,
LITTLE MISS,

256
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,144
WHAT AM I GONNA ASK FOR NEXT?

257
00:11:51,275 --> 00:11:53,451
WATER?

258
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:55,627
NOT THAT KIND.

259
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,890
WITH BUBBLES.

260
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:01,459
THAT'LL BE ALL.

261
00:12:01,589 --> 00:12:04,244
SHE'S GOOD.
SHE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF ME.

262
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,377
THAT IS AWESOME.

263
00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:07,987
BUT YOU KNOW THE WIFE--

264
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,859
SHE THINKS
THAT HER QUITTING SCHOOL

265
00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:12,818
AND GOING IN THE NEWS BUSINESS
IS A BAD IDEA.

266
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,428
YOU KNOW, SHE THINKS
SHE'LL MISS ALL KINDS OF STUFF.

267
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,690
OH, COME ON, WHAT?

268
00:12:15,821 --> 00:12:17,170
YOU KNOW,
I NEVER WAS A CHEERLEADER.

269
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:20,173
I NEVER WENT TO A DANCE,
NEVER HAD ANY FRIENDS.

270
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:23,698
BUT, YOU KNOW, WHO'S GOT TIME
FOR SUCH NONSENSE?

271
00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:26,266
- YOU DON'T HAVE ONE FRIEND?
- OF COURSE I DO.

272
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,094
CHANCE AND I HAVE BEEN WORKING
TOGETHER FOR YEARS.

273
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:32,795
WE'RE VERY CLOSE.
CHANCE, COME!

274
00:12:32,925 --> 00:12:36,102
CHANCE, UM, HOW'S YOUR WIFE?

275
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:39,540
SHE LEFT ME THREE YEARS AGO
FOR THE GUY THAT WALKED OUR PUG.

276
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:43,283
I DO MISS LADY PUGLINGTON.

277
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,506
SO YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY FRIENDS.

278
00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:51,944
NO.
NOT A ONE, BUT...

279
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,251
THAT WAS PRICELESS.

280
00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:02,389
AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE.

281
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,174
HOW DO YOU KEEP DROPPING
YOUR DRUMSTICK?

282
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:05,784
IT'S NOT EVEN REAL.

283
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,265
I DON'T KNOW, JOE.
JUST HELP ME FIND IT.

284
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:13,357
- REALLY?
- DON'T LISTEN TO HER, GUYS.

285
00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:14,967
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT COOL.

286
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,927
- DO WE?
- CAN YOU HELP US?

287
00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:19,493
WELL, I CAN TRY.

288
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,801
SINCE YOU'RE NOT COOL,
YOU NEED TO PRETEND TO BE COOL,

289
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,411
AND WHO'S
THE BEST PRETENDER HERE?

290
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,326
THIS PRINCESS.

291
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,636
LOOK,
WE APPRECIATE YOUR HELP,

292
00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:33,725
BUT WE CAN'T SILHOUETTE DANCE
WITHOUT EMILY.

293
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,596
SHE'S THE ONE
WHO STARTED THE SILHOUETTERS.

294
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,469
AND WITHOUT HER,
IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME,

295
00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:40,166
SO WE'RE QUITTING.

296
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,907
FINE, QUIT,

297
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,562
BUT YOU DON'T DESERVE
TO HAVE SHADOWS.

298
00:13:44,692 --> 00:13:45,868
KEVIN, TAKE IT EASY.

299
00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:48,914
THEY'RE JUST YOUNG GIRLS
WITH BROKEN DREAMS.

300
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:53,005
SO WERE WE ONCE, MARCUS.
SO WERE WE.

301
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,183
WHAT--WHAT'S--
WHAT'S GOING ON?

302
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,185
WE'RE THROUGH WITH
THE SILHOUETTES, MR. HOBBS.

303
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,491
WITHOUT EMILY,

304
00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:02,580
WE'RE LIKE SHADOWS
OF OUR FORMER SHADOWS.

305
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:04,190
LET'S FACE IT--
NO MATTER HOW HARD WE TRY,

306
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,757
OUR FRIENDSHIP'S
NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME.

307
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,801
GUYS, COME ON,
YOU'RE TAKING THIS

308
00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:09,108
A LITTLE TOO FAR,
AREN'T YOU?

309
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:12,155
EMILY'S NOT GONE.
SHE'S JUST LEAVING SCHOOL.

310
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,244
BUT SHE'S ALREADY STARTING
TO FADE FROM MY MEMORY.

311
00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:18,030
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN
HER LAST NAME, MR. HOBBS.

312
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,423
SHE'S MADE HER DECISION.

313
00:14:19,553 --> 00:14:21,294
OUR FRIENDSHIP'S
AS GOOD AS OVER.

314
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,862
OH, WELL, MAYBE SHE HASN'T
MADE A DECISION YET.

315
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:26,647
ALL I'M TELLING YOU GUYS IS,
DON'T GIVE UP ON EMILY.

316
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,433
LET HER GIVE UP ON YOU.
- WHAT?

317
00:14:29,563 --> 00:14:30,651
THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.

318
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,959
WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS,

319
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,701
GIVE HER THE CHANCE
TO GIVE UP ON YOU.

320
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:37,920
HOW IS THAT BETTER?

321
00:14:38,050 --> 00:14:39,791
I DON'T KNOW.
LOOK, I HAVE A PLAN, OKAY?

322
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,097
GUYS, STICK
TO YOUR SHADOW PUPPETS.

323
00:14:41,227 --> 00:14:42,098
I GOT A PLAN.

324
00:14:42,228 --> 00:14:45,144
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

325
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,017
LET'S DO THIS
FOR WHAT'S HER NAME.

326
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,893
GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT, LACKEYS.

327
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:55,938
I JUST GOT A HOT LEAD

328
00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:58,549
FROM SOMEONE
AT THE BEVERLY HOTEL.

329
00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:01,813
AWOL IS HEADING TO AN EVENT
AT BRENTVIEW SCHOOL TONIGHT,

330
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,033
AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY.

331
00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:05,991
THANKS AGAIN
FOR THE TIP, MA'AM.

332
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:09,864
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

333
00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:12,215
YOU KNOW, I COULD'VE PROVIDED
AN ACTUAL FEMALE VOICE.

334
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,436
MY PLAN,
MY LADY VOICE.

335
00:15:17,872 --> 00:15:19,700
AWOL IS COMING OUT OF HIDING,

336
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,833
BUT, UGH, WHY TONIGHT?

337
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:26,055
AND WHY BRENTVIEW SCHOOL?

338
00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:27,665
I WENT
TO BRENTVIEW SCHOOL.

339
00:15:27,795 --> 00:15:29,754
I CAN GET US IN
WITH MY SCHOOL I.D.

340
00:15:29,884 --> 00:15:31,364
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

341
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:32,452
TAKE CHANCE WITH YOU,

342
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:34,498
AND MAKE SURE
HE GETS ME SOME ANSWERS.

343
00:15:34,628 --> 00:15:36,587
WHERE IS CHANCE?

344
00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:38,806
WHEREVER THERE'S A CHANCE
OF NEWS,

345
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:42,680
THERE'S CHANCE
WITH NEWS.

346
00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,815
THANK YOU, JEROME.

347
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:52,168
WHO KNEW SO MANY THINGS
COULD COME OUT OF A NOSE?

348
00:15:52,298 --> 00:15:55,214
NEXT,
BE AMAZED BY NATE

349
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:58,261
AND HIS SPINNING PLATES.

350
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,002
I'M HEADING BACKSTAGE
TO GET INTEL.

351
00:16:00,132 --> 00:16:01,003
YOU KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR AWOL.

352
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:02,221
I'M ON IT.

353
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,136
BUT WHO IS THIS INTEL,

354
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:07,966
AND IS HE IN CAHOOTS
WITH AWOL?

355
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,576
JUST STAY HERE
AND LOOK PRETTY.

356
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:13,102
OH, I CAN DO THAT.

357
00:16:13,232 --> 00:16:14,842
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WE'RE LEAVING OUR COOL

358
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,583
IN THE HANDS
OF A SIX-YEAR-OLD.

359
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,803
BOYS.

360
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,762
TIME TO PLAY DRESS-UP.

361
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:25,027
- HEY, GUYS.
- EMILY, YOU'RE HERE!

362
00:16:25,157 --> 00:16:28,204
I'VE OLIVIA.
THAT'S BEA, AND THAT'S TAYLOR.

363
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:32,425
SHE DIDN'T FORGET US, OLIVIA.

364
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,861
I BROUGHT YOUR LEOTARD.

365
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,168
I'M SO EXCITED
TO SEE YOU GUYS PERFORM,

366
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,562
BUT I'M ACTUALLY HERE
FOR A NEWS STORY.

367
00:16:38,692 --> 00:16:40,520
OH, HEY, GUYS.
EVERYBODY, COME ON.

368
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:43,436
AT LEAST YOU'RE HERE
FOR THE YEARBOOK PHOTO.

369
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:45,960
COME ON, EM.
- COME ON.

370
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,136
OH, IT'S OKAY.

371
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:48,702
THIS IS GONNA BE
THE LAST SCHOOL PHOTO

372
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,357
OF US ALL TOGETHER.

373
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:53,011
- WOW, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
- THERE SHE IS.

374
00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,405
EMILY, NEWS-MERGENCY!
all: SHH!

375
00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:57,581
EMILY, NEWS-MERGENCY.

376
00:16:57,711 --> 00:16:59,931
LISTEN, I HAVE A CRITICAL UPDATE
FROM A TRUSTED SOURCE.

377
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,760
AWOL'S BEEN SPOTTED
AT THE SANTA MONICA PIER.

378
00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:04,327
BROOKE'S LEAD
MUST HAVE BEEN FALSE.

379
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,937
BROOKE'S LEAD MUST HAVE
BEEN FALSE.

380
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,460
LISTEN, IF WE LEAVE
JUST RIGHT NOW,

381
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,941
WE'LL STILL BE THE FIRST
TO BE ABLE TO BREAK THIS STORY.

382
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,943
THIS IS
WHERE CAREERS ARE MADE, KID.

383
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,119
LET'S GO.
- NO, NO.

384
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,294
THIS WAY.

385
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:23,215
DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, EMILY.

386
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,304
IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

387
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:34,357
HERE'S A THOUGHT, NATE.

388
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,402
NEXT TIME,
PLASTIC PLATES.

389
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,147
ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S TIME
TO ENJOY THE STORYTELLING

390
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,671
OF THE BRENTVIEW SILHOUETTES.

391
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,573
♪ WHO WE ARE

392
00:18:16,703 --> 00:18:17,835
♪ WHO WE ARE NOW

393
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,576
♪ WHO WE ARE

394
00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:23,971
♪ IS GLORIOUS

395
00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:31,979
♪ GLORIOUS

396
00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:39,465
♪ GLORIOUS

397
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,385
♪ GLORIOUS

398
00:18:54,828 --> 00:18:57,614
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
RIGHT, MARCUS?

399
00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:01,052
MARCUS,
ARE YOU CRYING?

400
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,316
I AM NOT MADE OF STONE.

401
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,015
GUYS, THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
WHERE'S EMILY?

402
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:09,626
EMILY, EMILY. YES.

403
00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:11,671
I'M SO--I MEAN,
I'M GLAD YOU DECIDED

404
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,239
TO DO
ONE LAST HIGH SCHOOL THING.

405
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:17,416
WELL, I CHECKED MY FACTS,
CONFIRMED MY SOURCES,

406
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,550
AND THE REAL STORY
IS THAT TONIGHT MADE ME

407
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,160
WANT TO STAY
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

408
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:26,773
- AWW, I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU TOO, MOM.

409
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:31,082
SO WHEN DID YOU START WORKING
AT THE BEVERLY HOTEL?

410
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:33,432
I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE FALSE LEAD THERE, BROOKE,

411
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,652
BUT I HAD TO GIVE MY KID
ALL THE INFORMATION

412
00:19:35,782 --> 00:19:38,002
SHE NEEDED BEFORE SHE MADE
A LIFE-CHANGING DECISION.

413
00:19:38,132 --> 00:19:39,830
WELL, YOU CHEATED ME
OUT OF ONE OF THE BEST EMPLOYEES

414
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,440
I EVER HAD.

415
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,878
WELL, YOU MAY GET HER BACK SOMEDAY.

416
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,053
YOU WANT TO COME?

417
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,446
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A NICE FAMILY DINNER.

418
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:50,710
YOU WANT TO JOIN US?
- OH, DAVID, I'D LOVE TO.

419
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,235
I'M SORRY.

420
00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:55,280
I CAN'T EVEN KEEP
A STRAIGHT FACE.

421
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:59,458
OH, I WOULD RATHER HEAD-BUTT
A CACTUS.

422
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,808
BUT THANKS ANYWAY, "FRIEND."
- OKAY.

423
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,942
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW THIS STUFF WORKS.

424
00:20:05,072 --> 00:20:06,552
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

425
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,990
THE MUSICAL STYLINGS
OF AIR CLUB FOR MEN.

426
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,258
HELLO, BRENTVIEW.

427
00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:18,695
WE ARE AIR CLUB
FOR MEN.

428
00:20:18,825 --> 00:20:21,915
AND I'M NOT JUST A MEMBER.
I'M THE PRESIDENT OF ROCK.

429
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:24,918
WHOO!

430
00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:32,099
WHOO!
- NOW, THAT'S COOL.

431
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,623
ROCK ON, BROTHER!

432
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:37,627
WHOO!